No.757068
On a vary emotional episode of Legion
We finally find out who the father is!
No.757069
Just the right amount of quiet. Reminds me of the days most humans are dead.
No.757070
>uses the front door like a normal person
It's actually empty. Wow.
No.757072
>>757069
>[Charging sounds]
No.757075
>>757074
>up and over
That any way to treat your old friend Vile? Hahahaha! First Zero, and now you.
I will change this world, X! You aren't needed anymore!
No.757076
>>757075
I'm almost surprised Zero didn't get to you first!
>Buster raised
But this stops now, Vile! I've come for you!
No.757077
>>757076
Ahahaha, you? You and what army! Your boybot Zero isn't even around to protect you this time!
Now I've got you right where I want you. Time to die, X!
No.757078
>>757077
That's what you think! Vile! This ends here!
>Beam Naginata thrown
No.757079
>>757077
Come on, Vile! I'll make sure there's not enough of you to-
>>757078
>
Zero!
No.757080
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>>757078
Gah! Zero you gigantic pain in the ass! Couldn't wait another minute, could you?
>>757079
You're still going to die, X!
>Ride Armor drops from the ceiling
>in goes Vile
No.757081
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>>757079
>
You didn't think I'd just leave my partner out to dry, right? Let's take him down X!
>>757080
I've had it up to here with your maverick talk, Vile. We're not gonna leave a single scrap of you!
No.757082
>>757081
>nod
Right on!
>>757080
You won't get away this time!
>Ultimate Armor time
>[NOVA STRIKE]
No.757083
>>757081
Shut up! I-
>>757082
What-NO!
No.757084
>>757082
Nice tackle!
>>757083
Eat this!
>Rakuhouha from underneath
No.757086
>>757084
Zero! Let's finish this!
>>757083
>Flies up
It's all over, Vile!
>Hello Vile, it's your old friend:
>CHARGED SHOT
>>757085
>!
It's too dangerous for humans to stay close! Please stand back for now!
No.757087
>>757084
I won't die here... I am Vile. I am... I am...!
>>757086
>Vile status: RETIRED
No.757088
>>757086
Eheheheheh.
>eyecatch GLEAM
Oi oi, don't you have more important things to worry about?
Send him packing!
No.757089
>>757086
He's done, X. Think Sigma's behind him being alive again?
>>757087
Good riddance.
No.757090
>>757088
>!
Right!
>>757087
>Not done yet
>charging
>charging
You could have been so much more...
>GIGA CRUSH
>Get blown the fuck out
>>757089
>Lands
I wouldn't discard that possibility. Sigma is known for not staying down for long.
No.757092
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>>757090
I'm gonna go let Signas know. Think you can keep watch for a little while?
I don't intend to stick around in HQ, it's too boring, so I'll be right back.
No.757093
>>757092
Right! Count on me, partner!
>
>>757091
>!
W-What?
No.757094
>>757093
That was some pretty fancy flying, kid.
Now I just gotta know, so you better not disappoint.
>point
Who in the hell do you think you are!
No.757096
>did Rock get taller
>was that the unfinished Wilybot
>I have several questions
No.757097
>>757094
Kid? But I'm not a-
>uh
>uuuuuuuuuuuh
I'm B-Class Maverick Hunter X. I've come here to dispose of the renegade reploid Vile!
>>757096
>An old model...
Don't worry. I'm not here to hurt anyone of this... facility. Well... With the exception of...
>points to the smoking crater that used to be Vile
No.757098
>>757097
Gahaha, not bad, not at all.
But that's not who you are, is it. That's what you set out to do.
Better not hear any hesitation next time!
>Spiral Jesus has left the building
No.757099
>>757097
>glancing into the crater
Good riddance. I was going to have to do that myself eventually.
No.757100
>>757098
post issues sorry
>Scratching the back of his helmet
Gee... Who even was this human?
>>757099
You couldn't. Vile was too strong for any old model to handle single-handedly.
>uuuh
I'm not trying to be rude. Just concerned.
No.757101
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>>757100
>blinks behind his shades
"Old model" huh. Guess I'm not as well hidden as I thought I was.
No.757102
>>757101
Compared to the majority of reploids your design looks pretty old.
>
My name is X. What should I call you?
No.757103
File: 1457821385394.jpg (90.29 KB, 600x874, 300:437, a_new_challenger_approache….jpg)
>>757102
"Reploids"? Is that what they're calling us now?
...You look like Rock. Who's your creator?
>entirely disregarding the question of identity
No.757104
>returning to camp after beating Xenomrophs with a log
No.757105
>>757103
My creator...
>"You are a new type of robot! Capable to think for himself!"
I... I never met him.
>>757104
A yautja!
No.757107
>>757104
And he said "hit em with a tree"
And then I said you gotta be kiddin' me
No.757108
>>757105
>tfw first self-aware robot
>fucking Light reeeeeee
You look too much like him.
>armor turned off
>disguise mode go
You can call me Protoman. I was the first of your kind.
No.757109
>>757107
>some people bring knives to gun fights
>I brought a tree to bug hunt
No.757110
>>757109
And some people are crazy. Just absolutely bonkers!
Do you know how dangerous trees are? You'll poke your eye out with that, Ralphie!
No.757111
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>>757110
>I've met a demon hunter who as he said
"Let's get crazy!"
>he enjoys pizza
No.757112
>>757111
No kiddin', I knew a guy like that before!
Only it was more "I'm gonna tax the crap out of you guys" and less about parties, but I can't prove that he didn't love himself a good slice.
No.757113
>>757106
You better not have caused any harm to the people around here!
>>757108
The first of my kind?
No.757114
>>757113
I can only assume Light built you to replace his son.
>fucking old man
So you're the replacement of a replacement. And you say you've never met him.
>none of this adds up
You're not exactly from here, are you.
No.757115
>>757113
>I find that VARY disrespectful
>you just met me and the first thing you do is bark orders at me
>I did not say the same thing to you
>>757112
>what is taxing?
No.757116
>>757115
I'll tell ya what's taxing, carrying this dang tree all the way over here!
No? Anyone?
Well I got my money's worth out of it.
>drops the tree
No.757117
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>>757116
>so this man wishes to work your body until you defecate?
>or as you put it
"I'm gonna tax the crap out of you guys"
No.757118
>tightening a screw in her new arm
Maybe I should've just cloned a new organic one.
No.757119
>>757114
Light...
>pieces of memory playing on his head
>Oh!
I'm from the future. Much like Vile and Zero before me.
>...
This... "Light"... did he create you?
>>757115
I'll be a lot more than disrespectful if I find out innocents have been hurt!
No.757120
>>757116
>Comes out of the tree
>Huh
>I thought you're dead
No.757121
>>757119
I guess that makes me your oldest sibling.
>nod
He did.
No.757122
>>757117
Oh sure, sure. You ever try to fight with a load in your pants before?
Maybe that was a little over the top, like that loincloth there! There's no TSA out here, partner, feel the magic of tights once in a while.
No.757123
>>757119
>you dishonor me with your words!
>you may know my races name but you no NOTHING about us or me!
>>757122
>I hunt outside
>but if I have to drop a load, I use a blue fluid to destroy it
No.757124
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>GOT PLACES TO RIP
>GOT TO FOLLOW MY TEAAAAARRRR
No.757125
>>757120
>
>?
Aren't you a little small to be a Stormtrooper?
>>757123
See, that's what I'm talking about folks!
The environment is important, we can totally protect it with our poop-destroying Windex bottles!
No.757126
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>>757124
>[Scanning...]
>conclusion reached
Inane conflict in a bid for attention.
How sad.
No.757127
>>757125
>I have to keep traces of myself hidden
>a tiny man came out of your tree
No.757129
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>>757128
>intangibility drive stable
>Space Ghost appearing sfx
Rude.
No.757130
>>757121
My oldest sibling...
>comparing sizes
>Focus, X. Focus!
>>757123
I know enough. I won't do anything as long as you don't. But I'll keep my eyes on you!
>>757124
>violence detected
>violence detected
No.757131
>>757127
I swear Santa doesn't even read my Christmas list anymore.
Especially after he turned into a goth girl, I'm still having nightmares about that.
No.757132
>>757125
>Yes
>Yes I am
>How are you alive again?
>>757127
>We meet again predator!
No.757133
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>>757129
>[angry murderman lack of noises]
>>757130
>VERY MUCH VIOLENCE
No.757134
>>757130
>tfw manlet sized
>rrr
Size doesn't matter.
>notes Casshern
This can wait.
No.757135
>>757130
>I'll have you know android, that I am vary selective of who or what I hunt
>and I do not hunt anything weaker then myself
>that is dishonorable such as casting judgement on others at first glance
>>757131
>ah yes, this Saint of Claws
>I admire his passion for watching others before casting judgment....unlike the blue android here.....
>>757132
tell me your ways tiny man, there is much to learn from you
No.757136
>>757133
You pose a threat to Maker and fashion everywhere.
In the name of high fructose corn syrup, I will send you and that collar back where you came from.
>k i c k
No.757137
File: 1457824791143.gif (1022.95 KB, 500x278, 250:139, tumblr_mu0feyEyqc1rydwbvo2….gif)
>>757136
>
>maybe kicking wasn't the best idea
No.757138
>>757132
But a better question would be...how am I alive again?
It's all about inflection, Short Round.
>>757135
Santa's been bought out by robots?
I can't say I didn't see that coming, I wonder if we'll still roast iPads over the open Kindle Fire or something.
No.757139
>>757137
>nah it's k
>here have a boomerang Dagonslayer coming fo yo ass, Drac
No.757140
File: 1457824941011.gif (769.33 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_ma82148NdN1qi931eo1….gif)
>>757139
>thanks
>have it back
No.757141
>>757138
>interesting
>these human holidays must be explored more
No.757142
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>>757140
>hey dad do you wanna have a catch-
>catches it handle first
>flipped back by the momentum
>
You skinned my knees. The magic of my kneesocks is gone now.
>registering simulated rage
No.757143
>>757135
>uh
>uh
Okay... You got me there... I'll still keep a watch on you.
>>757133
>Should I stop it?
>Is it only self defense?
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>757134
Is he dangerous?
> standing in front of elder brot
No.757144
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>>757143
>you do that
>I'll be watching you too
>keep that in mind judgmental android
No.757145
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>>757142
Leave me alone!
>>757143
>this guy looks and sounds just like me
>???
No.757146
>>757141
Have you tried Mother's Day?
Big guy like you, I bet you got your own sweet old lady to write letters to in the blood of your enemies.
No.757147
>>757143
Only if you mean him harm from what I've seen.
>getting his shield
No.757148
>>757135
>Being Big Gil's eyes and ears when he's not around I have learned many ways to get around.
>I take it you have interest in my technique.
>>757138
>All my lines are in italic
>Inflection is kinda of a hard deal for me.
No.757149
>>757145
After you went to all that trouble getting me to notice you?
Hardly.
>SKY
>UPPERCUT
No.757150
>>757146
>my mother trained me to dodge
>I should write to her
>>757148
>no just your culture
No.757151
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>>757149
>REEEE
>cue instant transmission fightan
I don't want attention, I just want to be left alone!
No.757152
>>757148
You bring up a very good point, smallfry.
Oh wow I'm just realizing how high your voice is now.
That's adorable, and not a little bit unsettling!
>>757150
My mother got into a fight with a donkey and lost.
I should probably get around to doing something about that.
No.757153
>>757152
>avenger her by fighting the donkey?
No.757154
>>757145
>"I just want to be left alone!"
>Considering helping out
>>757147
Should we stop this? I don't like standing around while a conflict unfolds but I'm not sure I have any right to interfere.
No.757155
>>757151
I will be teaching you a lesson restraint then.
You'll have to imagine the glasses.
>intangibiru
>gonna pull your guts out fam
No.757156
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>>757150
>Ah
>That's actually way more simpler
>What do you wanna know?
>>757152
>Are you being sarcastic?
>I can never tell with you.
No.757157
>>757153
What are you crazy? This isn't your ordinary pony or ass, that's a real son of a bitch donkey out there!
He also told me to come back in ten years, but I lost track.
>>757156
Would "yes" be an answer to anything you just said?
Oh wait that question was pretty straightforward.
Yes.
No.757158
>>757157
>has it been ten years?
>>757156
>how did the larger you become a monarch?
No.757159
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>>757154
>that'd be nice kind of being disemboweled here
>>757155
Gkk...
>tfw can't PAWNCH
No.757160
>>757159
>screech
Sweating mode enabled to provide other party with psychological relief.
I've disposed of the threat, Maker.
No.757161
>>757154
"Right to interfere"? You should do what you feel is the right thing. Like interfere, in my case.
>armor up
No.757162
>>757161
>!
>Heh
Glad to see this what my older brother was like.
>>757159
>WE'RE COMING TO THE RESCUE
>>757160
That's enough!
>BLAM
No.757163
>>757158
Depends, is it still 1160?
Because I had some bread in the icebox back home I've been meaning to get.
No.757165
>>757158
>He was born to do it
>Created by the gods to be the perfect king
>And it kinda worked on the first years of his life...
>>757157
>Oh, would you prefer this then?
>Big Gil voice
Mongrel!
No.757166
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>>757162
>SHOT THROUGH THE
>uh
>armpit
Oh...
>sparking
>>757164
>man if I didn't already have a big hole in me that would've hurt
>flips back, dropping gears and shit
No.757167
>>757162
Just who do you think I am?
>>757166
Stand down.
No.757168
>>757163
>I believe it is past that time
>>757165
>only the first year?
No.757169
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>>757166
>regenerating from the disembowelment
Why were you doing that.
>>757162
Thanks for the help.
No.757170
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>>757165
Ha! That's pretty good!
Now let's never do that ever again and say we did.
>>757168
Oh no! I've probably got like, so much hate mail to read!
>slowly brings a pizza slice up
>om
No.757171
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>>757167
My programming forbids me from negotiating with midgets.
Maybe you could get a stepladder.
>>757169
You were registered as a threat. I was eliminating said threat.
And 2+2 is 4, I figure you needed reminding.
No.757172
>>757171
You talk big for someone with a hole blown through them.
No.757173
>>757170
>hate mail?
>sounds cowardly to send you a message of anger instead of saying it to you directly
No.757174
>>757167
Who else?
>smile
>>757169
Sorry for not stepping in further. Time travel has it's rules.
>>757171
I'll give you one chance to retreat with the promise that you won't attack this robot again!
>wumwumwumwumwumwumwum
But if you insist in attacking, then I won't hesitate either!
No.757175
>>757171
You only made it worse.
>>757174
Future... I hope it's not as bad as now.
No.757176
>>757168
>During his childhood and teenager years he was a wise and just king
>Being a demi-god granted him a vision that surpassed both humans and gods.
>But loneliness caught to him and he became a tyrant
>>757170
That's what I thought.
>ahem
>By the way, what's your thought on calendar shots?
No.757177
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>>757172
Did you need me to speak up?
>>757174
>[Scanning...]
>oh he's serious
>psych warfare parameters unlocked
>shreds the blindfold
You're...going to hurt me?
>BIG DOE EYES GO
>>757175
Mother there's a side to me you don't know
Different than the child smiling in your photos.
No.757178
>>757173
What, you think I'd let them get in close for that kind of thing?
Nah, they just nail to a tree and hope I find it.
I really need to have less time on my hands, huh.
>>757176
I don't think I like being shot by anything, least of all a calendar
No.757179
>>757174
I like that answer.
>>757177
>just
>just
>shades level too high for DOE EYES to work
Crawl back in your hole before you don't have another option.
No.757180
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>>757176
>sounds like the power that came with being a king came with a price
>this reminds me why I am happy to not be royalty
>>757178
>this is my point
>if they have issues with you, then they need to say it to your face or fists with honor
>also a hobby wouldn't hurt
No.757181
>>757177
...I would prefer if I didn't.
>wumwumwumum
That's why I'm giving you a chance.
>>757175
I wish I could say it's more peaceful, but I would be lying.
>>757179
Do you know the fembot?
No.757182
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>>757179
>~
There's always another option.
You were the one who made that clear enough, weren't you.
What an antique.
>>757181
>the fuck
It seems I'm routed.
>picks up her torched arm
We'll be billing you for this later.
>nyoom
No.757183
>>757180
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
I see what you're saying, big man. I'm picking up what you're putting down.
But. But. How about honor is dumb and I don't like getting hurt? Does that work?
No.757184
>>757180
>You're right
>But if it weren't for that, he would have never met his peerless friend!
>>757178
>''So I take it you haven't heard of this "Chaldea's Boys"?
No.757185
>>757181
No, but she's obviously a more advanced model than me.
>>757182
>shakes his head
Options and functions get taken away. I know that better than anyone.
>there she goes
No.757187
>>757181
Nn... I guess I'll just have to keep fighting into the future.
>
I should go.
>off he gooooooes
No.757188
>>757184
>peerless friend?
>please tell me more
No.757189
>bwip
The hell's all this mess?
No.757190
>>757184
This isn't an excuse to make me and the red guy do weird things, right?
Anyway isn't the gold experience gonna be taking up the whole page anyway?
>>757186
Counterpoint: yes.
No.757191
>>757190
>that is not a counterpoint
>that is you disagreeing
No.757192
>>757182
>arm returns to normal
What a bother....
>>757187
Take care...
>uh
Mister!
>>757185
I could tell. I didn't think there would be someone like her until my time.
>>757189
>Oh!
You're back already.
No.757193
>>757191
And didn't I put it just elegantly so?
No.757194
>>757192
>eyean Zero
Take care, X.
>bwip
No.757195
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>>757192
Signas says we should keep an eye on the world. We can't let Sigma play with the past.
No.757196
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No.757197
>>757188
>The gods were afraid their King would one day rebel against them.
>So they made a being that could equal him, and punish him if he ever went against their will.
>And that day came!
>The two of them fought an earthshaking battle for many days.
>But from that a great friendship was born!
>>757190
>Nah, they already had their shot with Guard Dog.
>It's the one with the highest rate.
>We're wondering if you'd join that uncle serker and the GOOOOOLD guy for yours
No.757198
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>>757196
And nothing of value was lost!
Or changed at all, for that matter.
Don't you just love the mind-numbing morals?
>>757197
And if I wasn't a friend point summon I'm sure I'd feel pretty crappy about that too.
Man those guys give me the heebie jeebies.
And also the doo-wop and the Charleston.
No.757199
>>757198
>yes
>they make life challenging
>>757197
>he should have strike down the gods
>but I can see how a good battle can forge a strong friendship
No.757200
>>757194
>wave
You too, Protoman!
>>757195
>nod
We'll keep investigating. Vile may be gone, but there's more to this place than it meets the eye.
No.757201
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>>757200
I can't believe he figured time travel out. We only just recently got it done, too.
No.757202
Grandfather, I need your-
>No.
But-
>No.
No.757203
>>757202
Whaddya think you're doin', Verg?
No.757204
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>>757198
>Well if you had revived sooner you could have picked someone less scary.
>So you up or you up?
>>757199
>He didn't have a motive to strike down the gods. Not until later at least.
No.757205
>>757203
>uh
It's not finished yet. Go away.
>Careful what you think, Vergil.
No.757206
>>757204
>did he finally strike them down?
No.757207
File: 1457830348807.png (167.29 KB, 489x600, 163:200, tumblr_ne81q2r5Kt1rsdo7do1….png)
>>757205
Oh hey it's gramps.
No.757208
>>757199
But challenge has a direct correlation when getting my ass handed to me.
I have enough of my own asses to start a collection at this point.
>>757204
I feel as though I'm being coerced! Roped in!
Guess I'll clear it with the big guy, see what he thinks first.
Hope my good side is on display!
>Hood away
No.757209
>>757201
We're not really sure if he did, do we? As far as we know he may be working with someone.
No.757210
>>757207
>I was just asking him for something to help with the salsa trap.
Dante. Smelling as cheesy as always.
>...He said no.
No.757211
File: 1457830633198.jpg (214.74 KB, 672x650, 336:325, b5d74aae935c146522b4e9c2da….jpg)
>>757210
Still? But I showered! Twice!
>
Trap?
No.757212
>>757206
>He was partly responsible for the fall of the gods
>But that's another story for another time.
>>757208
>Yes! Another successful mission.
No.757213
>>757211
You forgot.
I shouldn't be surprised.
>I would try using soap next time.
No.757214
>>757212
>vary well
>you are welcome to my camp small story teller
>take this bore as a gift
No.757215
>>757209
Let's hope it's just that.
No.757216
File: 1457831150936.jpg (49.13 KB, 558x895, 558:895, 87b45151bb1ab437a99e9745d8….jpg)
>>757213
Eh, whatever.
>squigs an ear
Forgot what?
No.757217
>>757216
Never mind.
Grandfather has offered a job. I took the liberty of already accepting.
No.757218
>>757214
>I thank you, hunter from the stars
>I'm sure those two will appreciate your gift
>Gate of Babylon opens up behind him
>Speaking of which, duty calls...
>I'll see you again!
>hops into the portal
>Mini Gil awaaaaay~
No.757219
>>757217
Oh? So what is it?
No.757220
>>757219
An infestation of the devout in his separate Creation.
Apparently worship of any kind of is forbidden there, this cult is attempting to raise one of their own gods they were supposed to have left behind as the new head cheese, as it were.
We're paid by the head.
No.757221
File: 1457831641441.png (191.49 KB, 500x459, 500:459, tumblr_nn7ssnU6gA1qjec28o1….png)
>>757220
>
Nice. Alright, I'm in.
No.757222
>>757215
It's not any better. Because then we'd not only be dealing with Sigma, but his unknown accomplice too.
No.757223
File: 1457831727155.jpg (44.94 KB, 564x871, 564:871, e7faa075cda6952e9b297b89df….jpg)
>>757222
It also means he's not capable of it by himself. Which means he's weaker.
No.757224
>>757221
You'll actually be on time?
No.757225
>>757224
On time?
>flipping through a dictionary
Those words, is it possible to use them in a sentence like that?
No.757226
File: 1457831922373.jpg (109.31 KB, 406x600, 203:300, tumblr_no7ksllso71u9awd4o1….jpg)
No.757227
>>757223
Easier to deal with, maybe. But I've learned over a period of time that we shouldn't underestimate Sigma.
No.757229
>>757227
We can handle it no problem, X.
No.757230
File: 1457832144276.png (140.04 KB, 722x679, 722:679, tumblr_o3w9bnNdf91rsdo7do1….png)
No.757231
File: 1457832224695.jpg (121.14 KB, 850x677, 850:677, sample-d5b402d924b083a955f….jpg)
>>757230
Lookin' satisfied.
No.757232
>>757229
It doesn't hurt to be careful. But you're right, we've done this plenty of times!
>
No.757233
File: 1457832297422.png (475.65 KB, 500x1158, 250:579, 62d4f4df2e6111e14fd4161b25….png)
>>757231
Satisfaction is something I try to keep at arm's length on the off chance it ever happens again.
I got food poisoning from that pizza place you called.
I didn't even know that was possible.
No.757234
File: 1457832356291.jpg (179.05 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 02ecffe91fdd1816f39b362005….jpg)
>>757233
How can you lie to me right in my face when we ate from the same box?
No.757235
>>757232
Got that right, now let's go take a small break.
>
No.757236
File: 1457832480492.png (374.45 KB, 500x633, 500:633, tumblr_o0y6ysUXBG1uurzuio1….png)
>>757234
Obviously the parasites in your stomach acid have finally found a use for themselves.
No.757237
>>757236
Get good, Verg.
>om
No.757238
>>757237
So where are your women.
No.757239
File: 1457832843775.jpg (268.56 KB, 1280x657, 1280:657, tumblr_o276j8VlWQ1s1pvgvo1….jpg)
>>757238
>checking his phone
Lady's on a job and Trish is crashing in the rec room.
Ammy's... somewhere.
No.757240
>>757239
You don't get Sun Doge
You get Sun Cate
I am not girl
No.757241
>>757239
>
>uh oh
>he's smuggin
No.757242
File: 1457833098207.jpg (41.08 KB, 595x600, 119:120, aa023f42ace03361bf60ae1a59….jpg)
>>757240
A cat is fine too.
>>757241
Why so smug?
No.757243
>>757242
Oh.
No reason.
>D-cut's away
No.757244
>>757242
Sun Doge is hiding
She not want to do sun work
Make Sun Cate do all work
No.757245
>>757243
>following after
>>757244
Sorry dude!
>gone with Vergil
No.757246
What a day, what a day. Nothing to do, nothing to see.
No.757247
>>757246
Ah, you're here.
Look, I was given a pair of mystic eye killers!
No.757248
>>757247
Eh? How come? Did you end up getting your eyes cursed too?
No.757249
File: 1457834991374.jpg (194.14 KB, 781x1129, 781:1129, 6961ef701a126f410bb1cde663….jpg)
>>757248
It was an attempt to block the curse on my face. I have yet to actually try it.
No.757250
>>757249
>pfft
Don't other people have to wear it, then?
No.757251
>>757250
Yes. I just happen to have them in case someone needs them.
They do look nice though.
>:3c
>D pls
No.757252
>>757251
Of course they look nice on you, you look nice in everything. It's why it's so hard to take you out places.
No.757253
File: 1457835449814.jpg (190.21 KB, 700x701, 700:701, dfe1972809248d2250ff858767….jpg)
>>757252
That's such a nice thing for you to say.
>?
Is there something wrong?
No.757254
>>757253
I'm a busy Lancer with many things on my mind, D. It's a sign of true genius, you know.
No.757255
File: 1457835742328.png (272.99 KB, 595x839, 595:839, e336091d57b6bbf943356072ac….png)
No.757256
>>757255
Got my ass kicked by my Master's sister and now I'm behind on my work.
>;___;
No.757257
File: 1457836499214.jpg (71.54 KB, 600x802, 300:401, 45c4ffe88a4cc50e333c315685….jpg)
>>757256
>blink
Would you like assistance?
>D please don't use your fucking magic face
No.757258
>>757257
I... No. Sorry but I don't want you around my place, for obvious reasons.
No.757259
File: 1457836696701.jpg (279.94 KB, 587x800, 587:800, ff87a5309277cda28edf7efafa….jpg)
>>757258
>tfw friendo doesn't want you around
>tfw stupid face
I see... I really dislike being a burden because of this curse.
No.757260
>>757259
>friendo is also a motherfucking genius
Say, do those mystic eye killers actually cancel out the curse?
No.757261
>>757260
I did tell you I have yet to try.
No.757262
>Enkidu has learned how to cheongsam
>god help us all
No.757263
>>757261
Give 'em to me anyway, I'll take 'em home and see what my Master says about it. Specialise in barrier magics and all.
>>757262
>no
No.757264
File: 1457837595668.jpg (391.83 KB, 717x896, 717:896, 02f34b7a367c58f233f2bb337f….jpg)
>>757263
Very well.
>flicks the glasses at Cu
I do hope they're of some use.
>>757262
>oh no
>oh no
No.757265
>>757263
>how about cheiba dress then?
Lancer!
>>757264
>oh yes
No.757266
>[You've been playing for a while now. Why not take a break?]
Why don't you leave my schedule out of my playtime, game.
>sigh
Whatever.
>mouthcannon scoots a few feet away, dragging the bigass braid behind
>commencing hair jumprope
No.757267
>>757266
>I smell exercise
>niceu
No.757268
>>757264
Hopefully it'll give you one place to visit.
>pockets it
>>757265
Where'd you get that from?
>>757266
>pfft
>that's kinda cute
No.757269
File: 1457838797154.jpg (875.43 KB, 830x1228, 415:614, d4f8350e3388281a054f195f82….jpg)
>>757267
>hup
>hup
>hup
So glad I bound the jump to same one from Deus Ex.
>uh
You need something boss or is this retribution for the other day.
No.757270
File: 1457838924363.jpg (418.05 KB, 600x879, 200:293, 12ec5dff122956cb3e23188703….jpg)
>>757268
It'd be nice, that's for sure.
No.757271
>>757269
>
>monosyllabic response: no
>uh oh
No.757272
>>757268
I made it!
>like all his other clothes
No.757273
>>757270
Izzy's a damn good fighter too, you'll have fun.
>tapping away on his phone
>>757272
I didn't know you liked dressing up.
No.757274
File: 1457839097934.jpg (134.87 KB, 850x1080, 85:108, sample-a788b39b3b55fb9e510….jpg)
>>757268
>man
>uh
Uh-
>oof
You know you could get the same thing but better at the strip clubs, from what I hear.
Don't mind me.
>>757271
>
>?
I don't like that look.
No.757275
File: 1457839146453.png (298.75 KB, 622x870, 311:435, 6f491b4ab3fbb5c5eaf4ba7563….png)
No.757277
No.757278
>>757273
Saber's Master brought Gil that fancy dress too, so I got a new outfit!
No.757279
>>757273
Oh? I only ever have fun if it's a fair fight.
No.757280
>>757275
>sitting on his back
>
No.757281
File: 1457839431288.png (84.09 KB, 612x606, 102:101, 3fe33854cce347a482fd3c7367….png)
>>757280
Oi, oi, keep it up!
>98
>99
>uh
Gah! Master, what comes after 99!
No.757283
>>757274
Oh, I won't.
>predator eyes
>>757278
Bought Gil a fancy dress... What.
>>757279
It'll be less boring than fighting nothing, I'll say that much. She doesn't let herself go all out much, so I'm trying to find more sparring partners for her.
No.757284
>>757276
>[distrust]
Mm.
>damn it somebody saw aaaaaa
>>757283
>PT Imps floating out of the mouthcannon
Maybe I'll just go.
No.757285
>>757283
For me!
>back to cheongsam
No.757286
>>757281
Counting is irrelevant! You go until you drop!
>"It's 100."
No.757287
File: 1457839678550.png (220.59 KB, 500x484, 125:121, tumblr_mt7ut9XVk11rl2yqho1….png)
No.757288
>>757282
Singin' plants...Is that plant makin' fun of me!
>>757286
UWWOOOOOOOOOOOO! I GOT IT NOW!
>PUSH UPS GOOOOOOOOOO
No.757289
>>757283
Helping someone spar would be nice.
No.757290
>>757287
Master, I've done it! The analytical engine is complete!
No.757291
>>757288
>what's all that sound outside my camp?
No.757292
>>757287
Why do you think.
>>757290
Huh, how about that.
No.757293
>>757290
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah? Then we're in business.
>>757292
Buzzkill.
No.757294
>>757291
I'll kick your butt, plant! Nobody tries to steal my GOLDEN singin' voice like that!
>crawling over to the plants
>still doing pushups
No.757295
>>757284
No one's stopping you from staying.
>>757285
You two get up to some weird shit. You know, if you like dressing up you could probably help someone I know out. But I'll have to get back to you on that one.
>>757289
Ever the reliable knight, huh?
>beepbeep
That's our call, let's roll.
>leaps out
No.757296
>>757294
>fit human stop attacking my plants
No.757297
>>757288
Whoa whoa whoa!
>thrown off
>"caught" by Tesla
>"Please be more careful with our Master."
>>757290
>I think I saw something before I got tits in my face
No.757298
File: 1457840064906.jpg (609.42 KB, 500x416, 125:104, tumblr_lw7rhmJebG1r7smwto1….jpg)
>>757295
Right behind you.
>spiritmode
No.757299
File: 1457840088439.png (296.01 KB, 600x1193, 600:1193, 317dffa5f1b6908c234e043b8a….png)
>>757293
Not getting paid for it.
>shrug
Does this mean the library's going to get more crowded.
No.757300
>>757296
Come on out, plants! Show me whatcha got, huh!
>!
Ooooh, there's a spider in here!
>he's talking to spider
>the spider's talking back
>>757297
Hey Master, lookit what I found-
>uh
Oi, he can't do nerd stuff if he can't see!
No.757301
>>757292
I told you it wouldn't take long with the completed documents in my head.
>>757293
It's too late for it to make a significant impact on the world, but we can certainly use it ourselves.
By "we" I mean you, as I've already had a completed one within my armor this entire time.
>>757297
>who is this odd man and this small girl
No.757302
>>757299
Not any more than usual, no.
>
If I paid you to hop up and down I'd be expecting a little more than what I got, I'll tell you that much.
>>757301
>haha yesssss
That's good, Caster.
No.757303
>>757300
.....
>Predator log update
>another insane human has appeared
>this one yelling at an arachnid on one of my potted plants
>I must observe this human and learn his ways
No.757304
>>757300
>leaps off Tesla's face
Whaddo we got?
No.757305
>>757301
>steam golem
>no
>Servant?
>Hm
>Hm
>doesn't realise he's staring
No.757306
File: 1457840421130.jpg (107.42 KB, 739x973, 739:973, 3669d6b8731acbca36a9418e76….jpg)
>>757301
>?
If you had one in your head the whole time, why didn't you just take it out.
We gonna make it to the Mathlympics this year now or what.
>>757302
>!
Uh...
No.757307
>>757303
>still talking to the spider
Baby, huh. So that means...
>looks up
Whoa! you are one ugly mother!
>>757304
I got a spider!
And a bigger spider that kinda looks like a dude, he's got cool hair!
No.757309
File: 1457840627431.jpg (456.21 KB, 800x545, 160:109, walking the dog and the bi….jpg)
>>757307
Whoa! What kind of spider is that? It doesn't even have eight legs!
>>757308
It even swears!
No.757310
File: 1457840639661.png (449.41 KB, 512x724, 128:181, [STEAM HISSING INTENSIFIES….png)
>>757302
>[HISSSSSSS]
But of course.
>>757305
>Servant for sure
>Caster?
>also staring but lolmecha
>>757306
Oh we'll do much more than whatever that is, Shuse. I've heard of this "Nobel Prize" business. We could get funding.
>ohoho
I can't remove this suit, nor can I take anything from it apart. So I had to build an extra one.
No.757311
>>757309
!
>I have been discovered
No.757312
File: 1457840711057.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
>>757306
>guhuh
Excited to see Caster's achievement?
>>757310
A Nobel Prize would be nice too.
No.757313
File: 1457840745262.jpg (713.12 KB, 700x988, 175:247, tumblr_nvfxfnhnk71slkey9o1….jpg)
>>757308
Huh?
No no, it's mother and father
Y'know, Adam and Eve not Adam and...another dude.
Lucky I'm here for ya, you'd sound pretty dumb, huh!
>>757309
Dunno, but I think it wants to rumble!
I never seen a spider that can rumble before!
They just kinda go squish.
No.757314
>>757310
Not many Servants have technology incorporated into their manifested form.
No.757315
>>757311
It even makes alarm noises!
>runs behind the blonde man
>>757313
I don't think this one's gonna squish good.
No.757316
File: 1457840924603.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>757313
>it appears to be talking to me about matting habits of it's race
>and it's religion as well
>I must learn more of what this human knows
No.757317
>>757310
>hmmm
Could sell my anti-grav tech. Probably a pretty penny in that.
>uh
Maybe the zipper's too small.
>>757312
Doesn't look like I've got a choice.
>PT imp nicks a ponky
Might be cool.
No.757318
>>757312
Wouldn't it? Recognition, funding and a chance to see what others bring to the table. I only wish I'd have been alive for such things sooner.
>>757314
We can't all be kings or knights, can we?
I am but a mathematician, scientist and inventor.
>>757317
Zipper?
No.757319
File: 1457841072529.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>757315
>the smaller human is hiding
>could this be a warning?
>I must take it as one
No.757320
File: 1457841124815.jpg (62.05 KB, 700x507, 700:507, 02f15ab03882cdcd0f2a6abe73….jpg)
>>757315
Yeah but you're a girl you can't squish stuff good anyway!
>Devil Trigger
>oni arm go
Oooooh, Master! Take a picture when I squish it!
>>757316
Come on, ya big spider!
>dukes up
Hey, no biting, that's cheating!
No.757321
>>757317
Hey-damn little thing.
>rrr
"Might be"?
>>757318
Your excitement is infectious.
No.757322
>>757318
You wouldn't happen to be James Watt, would you?
No.757323
File: 1457841291723.jpg (99.75 KB, 511x533, 511:533, 3336498-predator_versus_ju….jpg)
>>757320
>he wishes to challenge me
>but I not him
>also he thinks I am an arachnid
>but harming him may damage the child, and as such I can't accept his challenge
>.....dad was right about me
No.757324
>>757318
Zipper.
You're not a ghost in the shell, right.
Means there's a zipper. Or something.
>thoughtful
So what's first. Maybe a library organizer tool.
>>757321
Already have a tablet, don't I.
>Shuse you're a boat you don't get to sound like a teenager
Just the librarian, remember.
No.757325
>Delorean crashes through the window
>sliiiiiiiiiide
Okay I got it fixed!
No.757326
>>757319
Holy balls where did it go!
>>757320
Say that again and I'm gonna squish you!
>punches the back of his head
No.757327
>>757321
My apologies, Master. This is just such a grand moment for one such as I.
>>757322
>[STEAM HISSING]
Not as such, no.
>>757324
I am a "ghost in the shell" as it were. You see, this is my physical form.
Oh, but then we'd have no use for you. And then I'd be lonely in the library.
No.757328
File: 1457841431885.jpg (111.16 KB, 959x717, 959:717, tumblr_nvhjqtJYjz1rye1gyo1….jpg)
>>757323
>gasp
Invisible spider!
>>757325
>double gasp
Not-invisible spider!
>>757326
Ow, jeez let up!
>it doesn't hurt at all
...Does that mean you ain't a girl, Master?
No.757329
>>757325
>you fixed your automobile?
No.757330
File: 1457841510028.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>757324
Aren't you a depressed one.
>>757327
I can tell. It's almost... cute.
No.757331
>>757325
Have we gone back to the future? Chaldea help!
>>757328
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
No.757332
>>757325
>another DeLorean crashes
>an Anti-Venom wearing sunglasses pops out
EDDIE!
WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T FIX THE TIME MACHINE--
OH NO
I'M...I'M
TOO LATE
No.757333
>>757327
I guess you are a pretty good stepladder.
Conversation's a little over my head, but it's nice too.
>blink
Looks kinda uncomfortable.
>>757330
>?
No, I'm asking.
Say you're gonna revitalize tech, right.
Now you can, so what's happening.
No.757334
>>757327
>steam parting around him
>lol electromagnetism
The concept of robotics was born a little after my time... Computing... Charles Babbage?
No.757335
>>757328
That's right!
>>757329
Yes I did...yes I did.
Feels good.
>>757331
No you're back in the past!
>>757332
ME?!
WHAT HAPPENS SINCE I FIXED THE TIME MACHINE?!
No.757336
>>757331
It's 'cause ya don't hit like a girl! That's a good thi-h-hey easy on the collar, eh?
>>757335
HOLY CRAP THERE'S TWO SPIDERS
No.757337
>>757335
oh hey Pops, do me a sold
Ock is going to make a big announcement on stage soon and I need ya to take ya vary nice camera and snap shots for old JJ
No.757338
>>757335
LOOK IF YOU FIX THAT, THEN WORLD WAR 3 IS INEVITAB--
>another Eddie crashes in a DeLorean
>this time dressed as regular Venom
>"EDDIE!"
'90S ME?!
>"THAT'S RIGHT! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T WARN 201X ERA EDDIE ABOUT WORLD WAR 3! THE TRIANGLE FINDS OUT...AND WORLD WAR 3 REVENGEANCE IS STARTED!"
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
No.757339
>>757330
"Cute"?
>>757333
Stepladder?
>tfw
It's quite nice actually.
>>757334
>!
You have me at a disadvantage.
Electromagnetic field, you're not Thomas Edison are you?
No.757340
>>757332
It's him! It's him but cooler!
>>757335
It's him! It's him but lamer!
>>757336
Fine! What do you think of me?
No.757341
File: 1457841959637.jpg (50.93 KB, 600x574, 300:287, anti_venom_speedie_by_d33a….jpg)
>>757337
Son you don't understand! I have to save the future!
>>757336
Yeah! Two 'a me!
Hahah too much for the world to handle. Thank goodness there ain--
>>757338
WAIT WORLD WAR 3?!
>>757340
Heeeeeeey that's not nice.
No.757342
>>757333
We're going to use the Nobel Prize showing to display it to the scientific community, it'll get us some nice connections we can use to spread out.
>>757339
Nevermind.
No.757343
File: 1457841988814.jpg (61.43 KB, 500x511, 500:511, 431d7b856ecbe465ae26870660….jpg)
>>757339
>EDISOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>lightning sparking off
I'll forgive you this once since I guess wrong as well.
No.757344
File: 1457842058223.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>757341
yeah yeah sure, look me and Ock are trying to kill Spider-Man, just do ya part and don't ask what it is Ock is selling
No.757345
File: 1457842171106.jpg (182.49 KB, 850x1252, 425:626, sample-03a4131dba5c53438a3….jpg)
>>757339
>chain-chomp's herself up to the big dome
Stepladder. But a nice stepladder.
>hops down
Your friend looks angry.
>>757342
Spread out?
>mittens folding themselves away
I thought you were already stacked, boss. Your place has enough books to choke a termite, is all.
No.757346
>>757342
Very well then.
>>757343
>?
Such anger. One Edison betrayed?
>!
Nikola Tesla then, to have your invention stolen and turned for profit must have been frustrating.
>>757345
So I've noticed.
No.757347
>>757340
>"I'm cooler than the both of 'em!"
Shut up, '90s Eddie!
>>757341
WORLD WAR 3!
>"REVENGEANCE!"
IT'S HORRIBLE!
>"AWFUL!"
STALIN COMES BACK IN A MECHANICAL BEAR BODY AND--
>Broxin rides in another Delorean
>"EDDIES!
TOXIN EDDIE?!
>"OH MY GOOOOD!"
>"WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT WARN EDDIE ABOUT MECHA BEAR STALIN-- OH NO I'M...TOO LATE!"
NOOOOOOO!
>"FUCK!"
>about five more Deloreans start riding in
No.757348
>>757340
>uh
>UH
What's the question?
>digging in pockets
OH, GUMMY BEARS!
>>757341
THREE SPIDERS!
WHERE'S THE COUNT AND BIG BIRD, YOU SPIDER!
No.757349
>>757345
You misunderstand, it's less about the money and more about getting Babbage's machines out there and available for purchase.
No.757350
File: 1457842307815.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>757347
okay ya'll old times line up
No.757351
>>757341
THERE'S THREE OF YOU! And... And... You might have the short straw on this one.
>>757347
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>757348
Gummy bears!
>nom
No.757352
>>757344
Gotcha, son!
I'll get to snappin...after this future dilemma wraps itself up.
>>757347
OKAY OKAY LET'S GET ORGANIZED HERE!
EVERY EDDIE START FORMING A LINE!
>>757348
THERE'S MORE THAN THAT NOW!
No.757353
>>757346
I don't people will like seeing a big robot man on stage at the presentation.
>hmm
>sticks a tie with a magnet on it to him
There.
>>757349
Oh.
>hmm
I might know some people.
What do you need from me.
No.757354
>>757352
good! also don't question the Spider-Man on stage even if you can sense the real one.....and if shit gets bad, know whats a good idea? kidnapping that Mary Jane lady for no reason I can think of
No.757355
>>757346
>deep breaths niki-chan
Quite.
>smooths his hair back
I was beginning to think I was the only modern servant about.
No.757356
>>757351
GAHAHA! Have a red one! But not all of 'em, those are my favorite!
Master can I squish the spiders now!?
>>757352
I'M GONNA WRECK IT
No.757357
>>757353
>tie added
>currently wearing a bowtie and a cravat too
>swag +5
They'll simply have to deal with it.
>>757355
My sincerest apologies old chap, had my differential and analytical engines been stolen I would have been furious.
It seems it's just us, unless that Jekyll lad counts.
No.757358
>>757350
>>757351
>>757352
>the Eddies start forming a line
No.757359
>>757358
NNNAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!
>slaps them all in a three stooges style
No.757360
>>757354
...well that's about as good of an idea as I've ever heard!
>>757356
Don't! If you do, the timeline could rupture...or whatever.
>>757358
Okay let's start going one at a time here, eh?
No.757361
>>757356
>shovelling green ones in her mouth
Berserker, am I not cute?
>>757358
Isn't this a time parallelogram?
No.757362
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>>757360
good! now none of you screw up my plan to kill Spider-Man.........with help from others.....and Mac......well sorta I'm just going to tell him JJ thinks he's shit
No.757363
File: 1457842781123.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>757353
Whaddya mean? You're my librarian.
No.757364
>>757358
UUUOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!
>takes out a big axe
>and bonks them all
>it's a balloon axe
>>757360
This ain't the Matrix, stupid spider!
>>757361
Cute?
Hey, now you're just soundin' like Foxy. Jeez.
>squinting
Uh...
No.757365
>>757357
Two gentlemen lost in time. What's this Nobel Prize nonsense you plan on taking part in then?
No.757366
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>>757357
>too much fancy
>need to block out the audible swag
...Your steam things are already a tie.
Couldda told me that sooner.
>moves the magnet tie to his head
There, now you look laid back too.
>>757363
>voice clip of Dr Robotnik kicks on
>PRRRROMOTION WHAT FOR
There goes that...
No.757367
>>757365
Oh it's delightful! People from all over the world convene and show off their contributions to the scientific community and are awarded recognition and money for it!
>>757366
>moving it back down
I rather liked it.
>THIS SWAG IS TOO MUCH
>pimpcane deployed from his hand
No.757368
>>757366
Promotion, huh. You've only been here two days, and it's not like we're an official company.
No.757369
>>757361
No! It's a timeline!
BAHAHAHAHA!
>"BOOOOOOO!"
>"YOU SUCK!"
>>757364
Stop that.
>"Seriously"
>"I kinda like it!"
>>757360
>a whole flood of Eddies start talking
>none can be heard
No.757370
File: 1457843301759.png (478.71 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 27c970fbe7f6b289ac2d22a585….png)
>>757364
Mikon! We should go back to her temple again.
>>757369
That was actually pretty funny! Leave him alone!
No.757371
>>757362
Yeah! You can always rely on Mac...
>laughs
...that was a good one.
>>757364
How do yoooooou knoooooow?
>>757369
I SAID ONE AT A TIME!
No.757372
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>>757371
he just has to do his job keeping the wall crawler busy!
No.757373
>>757367
>OH GOD IT'S TOO STRONG
Easy, tiger. Gonna blow it all too early.
>>757368
Guess accidents don't happen in Kannoland.
>hiding from the SWAG
I dunno. Not like I'm doing anything else.
If you wanted help with the science stuff, I guess.
No.757374
>>757367
Money and recognition for scientific achievement?
>fucking jews
>but glory tho
>hmmm
>HMMMM
Perhaps it's time for Nikola Tesla's glorious return!
>>757370
Master! I must return at once! I live Kintoki in your care!
>blasts off in a lightning bolt
No.757375
>>757373
>Ayaka glasses crack from Babbage's SWAG
What have you done.
>oh god
So what're you good at again?
No.757376
File: 1457843509293.png (92.39 KB, 599x304, 599:304, LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STUPID ….png)
>>757369
Hey! HEY!
Quit trying to sound like my GOLDEN voice! HEY!
>tfw drowned out
>>757370
Awww, but why! She'll just hit me with her big dumb tail again!
>>757371
....
...
...
HOLY CRAP
>congrats Eddie you broke the Kintoki
No.757377
>>757369
>trying to sneak into the line
No.757378
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>>757373
I don't follow.
>>757374
>profitability baybee
>Make Technology Great Again hat pops up
>Swag+10
Competition? I accept!
>there he goes
No.757379
>>757371
>an all chrome Delorean arrives
>an all chrome Eddie steps out
Shhhhhhhh.
I will take care of this.
>>757370
No it wasn't.
Not in the slightest.
>>757376
Golden.
Pfff.
How 201X.
>>757377
>shoves him away
Get out of here movie Eddie.
Nobody wants you here.
No.757380
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>>757375
Good at?
>pulls out a resume
>it just has Supply Depot Hime printed in the middle of a blank sheaf
...Uh.
>mouthcannon hacks up a fresh pair of Ayaka specs
That.
>>757378
No, you don't.
I want one of those hats.
No.757381
>>757379
MY MOVIE WAS MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL!
I DESERVE TO BE IN THAT LINE!
No.757382
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>>757372
Like he can even do that.
I don't trust 'im.
>>757376
...shit.
I shouldn't have done that.
>>757379
CHROME ME?!
No.757383
>>757379
>pokes his head out of the Delorean
hurry up we're missing Walker!
No.757384
>>757382
I don't.....funny thing is Rhino was the hardest to convince to help with this
No.757385
File: 1457843838330.jpg (185.4 KB, 700x753, 700:753, tumblr_menaycSqHu1qhcf18o1….jpg)
>>757380
>blink
What else can you reproduce?
>oh my god can I get away with this for free
No manufacturing costs...
>eyes widen a small bit
No.757386
>>757379
X
ISN'T
A NUUUMBEEEEEEEEERRRR!
>KINTOKI PUNCH
>>757382
TELL ME ABOUT THE MATRIX, SPIDER GUY
No.757387
>>757380
Of course, everyone of us has one.
>Hat Dispenser
>pew
>>757385
Did I hear you right? Zero production costs?
No.757388
>>757383
god damnit a Chrome me!
No.757389
File: 1457844000228.png (170.87 KB, 939x623, 939:623, I'm not even trying anymor….png)
>>757383
Quiet Chrome Carnage!
We must fix the timeline!
>>757382
YES!
EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE!
Don't worry, I've got this.
ALL EDDIES NOT FROM THIS TIMELINE GO HOME
>"WE DON'T WANNA!"
>"MAKE US!"
>"CHROME GEEEEET OOOOOOUUUUUT!"
Then I shall have to do this...the hard way.
>>757381
Hahahah.
No you don't.
>>757386
>flies through the wall
>gets back up
>giant chrome hole in his chest heals up
It just generally describe this era as a whole.
This era of mistakes.
No.757390
>>757386
WHY DOES IT--
Huh. Why does the Matrix do anything?
Good question.
>>757384
What?
Why him?
>>757389
Don't hit 'em too hard Chrome Eddie!
No.757391
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>>757385
Huh. Didn't think your eyes could even do that.
>barrel in hand
>tips it over
>deluge of glasses
Haven't bothered to see if this ever stops.
I'll need raw resources and stuff.
>>757387
>+5 cool
>nice
I feel like a real team player already.
>PT imp pops a noisemaker.
No.757392
>>757389
But if I don't get a job, Red is going to put his foot in my ass
No.757393
>>757388
>>757389
I'm platinum ya bag of dicks!
No.757394
>>757389
What?
Man you sound like a nerd.
And you're all colored like a nerd too!
>>757390
I'm onto you, Matrix! You can't lie to me!
No.757395
>>757376
MI. KON. She makes stuff for us!
No.757396
>>757391
>dammit
So there is a production cost.
>guh
It'll do.
>>757387
Unfortunately not.
No.757397
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>>757391
>[STEAMING WITH EXCITEMENT]
This is going to be the most fun I've had since being summoned!
>>757396
>eeeeeeeee
It matters not.
No.757398
>>757390
he wanted to know if any gold was involved
I said no and he was all "hhrr I only do it for goooold" so we had to tell'm he'd get some if he didn't fuck up
>>757393
.....huh
No.757399
>A gold delorean crashes in
That was the worst experience in my entire life and I pray that I never see that white mongrel agai-
>
Oh my god
No.757400
>>757392
I'll put a foot in yer ass if you don't go on and get!
>>757390
I shall only do what I must.
>more Chrome Eddies appear from Chrome Deloreans
>they start shoving the other Eddies into their respective time machines and sends them away
>>757393
You always did go against the grain like that.
Big difference.
>>757394
Chrome is the cool color in the future, you don't get it!
>>757399
NICE GOLD NEEEEEEEERD!
No.757401
>>757396
Eggs and omelettes, boss. Never really changes.
>little does she know I don't actually need that stuff at all
>I just want it around
Yup.
>>757397
Hey-
>glasses fogged.
No.757402
>>757401
I usually find ways around things. Oh well.
No.757403
>>757400
Please? I brought beer
No.757404
>>757395
Yeah well she makes me uncomfortable.
>!
Master, I did it! I did a joke!
>>757399
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>>757400
Nuh uh, you don't get it!>>757400
No.757405
>>757394
What if...you're the Matrix?
>>757398
He still has that weirdo gold obsession?
>>757400
This is one hell of an organized effort, Chrome Eddie.
What made you think of it?
No.757406
>>757405
yeah he does, Bubble head was easier to convince to join
No.757407
>>757399
>bumped by the DeLorean
>which crumples around him
>Mechanized Armor EX woopwoop
Oh?
>>757401
Your glasses, dearie.
>tiny cloth in the clawed hands
>wiping it away
No.757408
>>757400
It's you. It's the chrome you. How many times do I have to kill you and that timeline until there is no more chrome!?
No.757409
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>>757402
...
>hm
Unfog my glasses and I'll see what I can do.
>nods to the barrel
It's a pretty difficult piece of hardware to use.
>>757407
>oh
Thanks.
Dunno how I feel about "dearie"
No.757410
>>757404
We're going whether you like it or not! She's always looking at you and gives me free food! We need you!
No.757411
>>757404
Nah you don't get it! Chrome is c for cool!
Gold is g for godawful.
>>757403
We don't drink in THE FUTURE
Well not that pisswater anyway.
>>757405
I don't know. It just...sorta came up in my mind.
>>757408
CHROME IS ALWAYS THE FUTURE!
YOU CAN ONLY STAVE OFF CHROME-INIZATION!
No.757412
>>757405
Then I'd totally punch myself!
>>757410
But I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>#GROANZONE
Ice cream?
>>757411
Shut up! Gold is g for good!
No.757413
>>757406
How'd you get him?
>>757411
Well it was a good idea, I think we staved them all off.
>>757412
I ain't the Matrix!
No.757414
>>757404
And here I thought this day couldn't get better.
>>757407
>I can't believe my car was defeated by a filthy three-star
Well, there goes my time machine. Good thing it was part of my treasure.
>>757411
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>Shoots a spear at him
No.757415
>>757409
>eyean the barrel
Oh?
No.757416
>>757411
I can be cool and futurish! Look! I brought a Hoverboard!
No.757417
>>757412
I'll make Niki-chan let us play with his toys after, okay?
No.757418
>>757414
Man there's so many three stars around this place.
No.757419
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>>757409
Excuse me?
>tfw unintentional grandpa
>>757414
>:^)
Oh, it's that one.
No.757420
>>757413
called him and asked if he wanted to team up, at first he started screaming, then I told him Ock would be there so he was all "okay sure....can I work with him and not you?"
No.757421
>>757413
YOU'RE A LIAR
>punch
>>757414
Haha! Kintoki's here, and that means...something good!
Gah, you're jackin' my style! It messed me up!
>>757417
But alls he got are nerd toys!
No.757422
>>757414
>it just goes through him
Hey man, that's not cool.
>>757413
>hands him a chrome pie
Have this as a taste of the FUUUUUUTURE.
>>757416
If it ain't chrome, then you can get it outta my face!
>>757412
Oops.
HAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
No.
It's outdated and gross. That's what it stands for.'
No.757423
>>757415
>shows her the inside
Nope. Just a barrel.
I dunno how it works, but it gets me new CDs when I want them, so...
>>757419
Never mind, pops.
>internally pleased
No.757424
>>757420
Ahhhh alright then, that's just what he'd do.
>>757421
>socked in the face
>goes down
Ow...
>>757422
>looks at the pie
Do...do I really have to eat this?
I mean does the food have to be chrome too?
No.757425
>>757423
Must be some kind of magic then.
>>757414
Enkidu enjoyed the cheongsam, looks like.
No.757426
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>>757421
Hm! Fine! I'll go by myself then!
>storms out
>doesn't actually know the way there
No.757427
>>757423
Pops?
>[mild steam hissing]
>maybe pleased
No.757428
>>757422
Outdated?
Are you hittin' on me?
I'll hit on you! With my fists
>>757424
HA!
>finger frames
Click.
That one came out great!
>>757426
Hey, it's too nerd in here!
>runs out
No.757429
>>757425
>blink
Magic's not real.
>brushing the scum off her hair from the jumprope session
>>757427
Don't think I stuttered, huh.
>nose wrinkles
Gold guy reminds me of Ritou.
No.757430
>>757424
so we got everyone ready even the Jade Syndicate
No.757431
>>757429
>guhuhuh
Sure. I'll let you believe that.
No.757432
>>757424
Yes, I told you already EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE.
Now eat your chrome pie, 201X me.
>>757428
Typical golden person.
Never smart enough to understand the true intentions of a chrome man's words.
>shakes his head
Absolutely shameful.
No.757433
>>757418
There are not many Servants in the future. Due to an incident with the microwave.
>>757419
Not exactly.
>>757421
I've got much more important problems. Besides, even if stained by all this timeline nonsense, my gold still shines brighter.
>>757422
You know what you did.
>>757425
...The what.
No.757434
>>757429
I'm not sure who this "Ritou" is but he's the oldest of us.
>>757433
So you're not the King of Heroes? My lens must be fogging up again...
No.757435
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>>757430
Nice-- wait who...?
>>757432
Ffffine.
>starts eating it
>cringing with every bite
No.757436
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>>757431
>[pouting]
Thanks, boss. I wanted to feel like an idiot anyway.
Everything can be explained by science...probably.
>>757434
He doesn't look like much of a robot, pops.
No.757437
>>757433
Are you still not over that?
If you want to be technical that was a million years ago.
Sure it felt like minutes but that's only due to the magic of TIME TRAVEL
>>757435
Isn't that a good chrome pie?
No.757438
>>757435
bank robbers, they are going to have a huge bomb for no reason
No.757439
>>757433
>?
Timeline nonsense at this hour? Great.
>runs a hand down her dress
A cheongsam.
>>757436
Tried that. Became a huge headache.
No.757440
>>757438
Huh.
You got this all planned out, huh?
>>757437
This pie is actually really awful.
Seriously.
How do you eat it?
No.757441
>>757436
I'm the only one like that, dearie.
No.757442
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>>757439
...?
>
>
Huh.
>sticks a pin in her braid
>"Sucker"
>pulls a witch hat out of the barrel and drops it on bosslady
You're a real pioneer, boss.
>>757441
>squirms
Again with the dearie...
>guh
So whaddya mean.
No.757443
>>757440
yeah we even got an underwater base and green fog to blanket the city!
No.757444
>walks in front of a podium with a microphone
Ahem. Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?
>leans in
Piiiiiiiigs iiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
I mean, I have an announcement to make, you imbeciles!
No.757445
File: 1457846445152.jpg (412.01 KB, 808x668, 202:167, It's just like one of my j….jpg)
>>757443
...this is sounding vaguely familiar.
No.757446
>>757445
SHUT UP IT'S GREAT!
>>757444
hey Ock, Rhino and Bubble head are in, but Beck said he wants to work with you and not me
No.757447
>>757434
I am the King of Heroes. Just not the one you know.
>>757437
And that too!
>More spears
>And swords
>>757439
I know what a cheongsam is, you fool is just...
>on his knees
I missed it... I missed so much.
No.757448
>>757442
Simply put, I'm the spirit of what could be called a 'hero", as vague and loose as the term is to include beings like Tesla and I.
As is he, assuming that is Gilgamesh and my optic isn't fouling up.
>>757447
This is going to cause confusion.
No.757449
>>757446
What? But that's not part of the plan!
I got the table placements all set up and everything already, I won't change them!
No.757450
>>757447
Well I'm just gonna go back to the Chrome Era if you're gonna be like this.
>>757440
You have no taste yet.
Don't worry, you'll get it.
>drives away in his Chrome Delorean
No.757451
File: 1457846636839.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>757442
>mouse ears on the hat
>!!
Where did you-uh, nevermind.
>>757447
He's right there.
>points outside
No.757453
>>757448
>?
Um, this sounds pretty important to you and all, pops, but I'm from the bottom of the ocean.
Like, literally.
>>757451
>staring
...You really are a witch.
You sure don't look like anything out of Kiki's Delivery Service, though.
>pokes the ears
No.757456
File: 1457846844429.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
>>757450
WAIT! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS...QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE!
>>757446
Alright alright, geez!
No.757457
>>757452
Shut up! You're sitting next to Carnage and that's final!
And can't you do something about all these Venoms?
>>757454
Well it's not all bad, we still have the green gas right.
No.757458
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>>757453
The ocean floor? Fascinating, I didn't think there was sapient life down there.
No.757459
>>757457
oh yeah that shit is everywhere!....also FYI I told Rhino we'll be paying him in gold......we're not but he thinks we are and I told Mac JJ thinks he's stuiped
No.757460
>>757454
You snooze you lose.
>>757457
I am not sitting next to Carnage, I absolutely refuse.
Unless you up my pay a bit, I have a fee after all.
Also no I can't. Most of them were shoved off but a few are still lounging around.
No.757461
>>757448
I've been doing this for god knows how long and I don't even get half of what happened.
>>757450
YEAH! YOU WALK AWAY TO YOUR UGLY FUTURE! I'LL KILL YOU YET! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
>>757451
Wh-
>>757455
>Punches the ground
It was worth it... It was all worth it...!
No.757462
>>757453
>aaaaa
You saw nothing.
>tucks the hat into her cleave
>>757461
You're welcome.
No.757464
>>757459
Excellent, everything's on schedule.
Except that Vulture and Kangaroo stopped by because they thought it was an animal villains only thing, I don't know how to tell them no.
>>757460
Oh and next you'll tell me you want Hobgoblin to join in!
No.757465
>>757455
>>757461
>BUT WHO'S THAT RIGHT BESIDE HIM?
No.757466
File: 1457847270431.jpg (249.39 KB, 850x1079, 850:1079, sample-3580761149062f0d7fc….jpg)
>>757458
According to most of my other sisters? No.
There's a few of us, though.
Us and all the krakens and sea monsters.
>>757462
>tiny smirk
Mouse, huh. That's new.
>?
Kind of assuming a lot that your dress makes that guy's weird girlfriend fall head over heels all over again.
No.757467
>>757465
>
>
>
Two friends? There can only be one solution?
>falls in half
>each grow into a separate Enkidu
No.757468
Do you morons have any idea what time it is?
I was in the tub!
No.757469
>>757464
we'll tell'm that our plan is to rob a train, Vulture will forget because he's like dusty balls old and Kangaroo.....we need to make him a Captain
>>757460
I'll make you snooze!
No.757470
>>757464
Hell no, that greedy bastard will want all of the money.
Unless we're talking about a Hobgoblin who isn't Kingsley but...
>laughs
Why the hell would we want a Hobgoblin who isn't him?
>>757468
Oh who invited Vulture?
Ugh, this is going to be one of those days.
>>757469
I already had my beauty nap for that day, no thank you.
No.757471
>>757462
I do not have enough energy for that.
>>757463
>reaching for him
Enkidu...
>Oh god he just split himself in half
>I MISSED THAT
>>757465
That's it...!
No.757472
File: 1457847447809.png (449.41 KB, 512x724, 128:181, [STEAM HISSING INTENSIFIES….png)
>>757466
So the Kraken is real!
No.757473
>>757468
Since when? Last Tuesday?
>>757469
>whispering
He's here, make him go away!
>>757470
I didn't know there even was a Hobgoblin that wasn't Kingsley.
Do you actually pay attention to him?
No.757474
>>757470
are we forming the Sinister Six? it feels like it....oh hey check this out
>>757468
really I though ya was naturally wrinkly like a raisin
No.757475
>>757466
Never underestimate the cheongsam.
>watching Enk bisect himself
>>757471
Sentiment's all the same.
No.757476
>>757467
What are you talking about, Enkidu?
>Puts him back together
I'm the only friend for y-
>>757471
>...
>...
>...
Okay, who are you?
No.757477
>>757472
They're just giant squid.
Kinda nice.
So you're a ghost, huh.
>>757475
Cheo-what.
>that girlboy just split himself in half
>um
>um
No.757478
>>757473
working on it....but really we should work on making Kangaroo a Captain
No.757479
>>757471
>>757476
???
>the mud is confused
>bird lands on Enk's head
>equally confused
No.757480
>>757470
Eat me
>>757473
Don't be a dick.
>>757474
Doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good bath.
No.757481
>>757473
What do you mean you didn't know?!
We worked with the demon one back in the nineties...you know. When Kraven died.
Are you getting senile?
>>757474
I seriously hope not.
That'd be...the worst.
You wanna know how many others are running around with that name?
It'd be confusing.
>>757480
I'm afraid prunes aren't in my diet.
No.757482
>>757478
Ehhhh, you talk to him.
You both have that redneck thing going on for you anyway.
>>757480
Don't be a dick?
Don't be a dick?
Doctor Octopus is a supreme gentleman, and never a dick.
>>757481
Oh it's like I wasn't Spider-Man for a year or something!
Jeez, that is so you.
No.757483
>>757480
don't ya want to go yell at kids to get off ya yard?
>>757481
wait people still count Shockers team?
No.757484
File: 1457847906223.png (153.82 KB, 500x483, 500:483, 584ea4c7bac428b3f1e1646776….png)
>>757475
No time for that.
>>757476
I'm you from the terrible future of two weeks ahead. Where you'll face a tough choice!
>>757479
Don't worry friend. It will all make sense soon enough.
>...
Maybe
No.757485
>>757482
fine I'll deal with old man Jenkins....wait you were Spider-Man!? then what's he's secret identity?
No.757486
>>757477
Quite. I do like the "ghost in the shell" bit.
No.757487
>>757477
You look surprised.
>Enk's back together
>>757484
Two weeks, huh.
No.757488
>>757481
Har Har. Now what do you knucklefucks want?
>>757482
You know who says that? Dicks
>>757483
I did that on the way here. Its called multitasking.
No.757489
File: 1457848120166.jpg (953.08 KB, 1265x1920, 253:384, MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULL….jpg)
>>757482
Ohhhh good for yooooou, you wanna know where I was while you were off doing that?
I was still in another universe! A universe that was facing a cataclysm!
I was going to die, Otto.
>>757483
I don't know, most of them are barely relevant.
>>757488
How should I know, I don't think these chuckleheads really thought this entire thing through.
No.757490
>>757486
It's a pretty good show.
The base place I left had a lady there that looked like the Major.
>...
Do you know any music ghosts?
>>757487
I'm not surprised.
>speakers kick on
>[Now Playing...]
Damn it...
No.757491
>>757489
then the name is ours!
>>757488
did ya also yell at a cloud?
No.757492
>>757490
I've met Mozart, yes.
No.757493
File: 1457848325674.jpg (258.66 KB, 1280x999, 1280:999, tumblr_o042npKjc91u6os1xo2….jpg)
>>757485
How should I know?
It's not like your dad told me not to tell you so you could have fun guessing still, totally not that.
>>757488
You know who looks like angry wrinkled ballsacks?
Old people.
Like you.
>>757489
...So?
You're Mysterio, nobody really cares because they know you'll just come back or something.
It was allll an illuuuuussssiooooon.
No.757495
>>757493
damnit! one day, ONE DAY I will find out who Spider-Man really is and then I'll super kill him and his loved ones!
No.757496
File: 1457848461266.png (107.03 KB, 645x681, 215:227, 9ebec84fe6bf6009796ff5de6f….png)
>>757484
>????
Two friends!
No.757497
File: 1457848509424.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>757490
Pff. You're cute when you're flustered.
No.757498
>>757487
Two weeks from here. But for me... It's been more than that.
>>757494
In two weeks you'll see an automobile with unique doors.
>...
Don't steal it.
>>757496
Yes, Enkidu. Two friends.
No.757499
>>757489
>looks at his phone
ITS A GODDAMN GROUP MESSAGE!
Its just being sent out to all of us.
>>757491
NO!
Maybe.
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED SO DISRESPECTFUL!
>>757493
I used to be with "It". Then they changed what "It" was. Now what I'm "With" isn't "It" and what "It" is seems weird and scary to me...
It'll happen to you
No.757500
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>>757492
>perks up
Really?
>tiny sparkle in them eyes
I read one of his books....inthelibrary
>cough
>>757497
I'm filing this under workplace harassment.
>lumping more of the braid around her face
My Boss Is A Witch, sounds like something Ritou would watch.
No.757501
>>757491
Oh god we're actually doing it aren't we?
Getting the band back together...?
...I hate it.
>>757493
Well yes that probably would happened but still...
Hey you know what else is an illusion? Your stint as Spider-Man. Guess who else can be Spider-Man? Me!
>shapeshifts into Spider-Man
OHHHH LOOK AT ME! I'M SPIDER-MAAN!
>doing a dinky little dance
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!
>>757499
Well I guess we're the only ones stupid enough to show up
No.757502
>>757498
Well, I fail to see how I can steal something that already belongs to me. Much like everything on the world.
>>757496
No, Enkidu. One friend.
No.757503
>>757495
Oh I bet you will, yup.
Do you want a hint? I'll give you a hint for half your take from this job.
>>757499
I've been inside the mind of a 20-something for a long, long time, Adrian. It's every bit as frightening as you think it is.
Luckily I can just put my mind into another teenager's body and live out my glory years of eating pizza rolls forever!
>>757501
Yeah but-
KILL SPIDER-MAN
>starts choking him out
No.757504
>>757501
I wasn't part of the "old band" ya'll never work with me!
>>757499
pppffftt HAHA screw it we gotta keep ya on this!
No.757505
File: 1457849011752.jpg (15.85 KB, 510x287, 510:287, TSSM Adrian Toomes - small….jpg)
>>757501
Is something being planned or what? What is happening?
>>757503
A Twenty Something? Ugh. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
Now where are the chairs? I can't be expected to just stand here forever.
>>757504
Don't you sass me young person.
No.757506
>>757503
....I'm getting paid for this!? and ya choking bubble head not Webs
>>757505
why may have a stroke?
No.757507
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>>757503
GAK!
HRAAAAGHL!
>shapeshifts back to normal
>>757504
Well I guess we only need Sergei, Flint, and Max then.
They won't show, though.
>>757505
You act like I know!
Maybe this is supposed to be a reunion.
No.757508
>>757502
I'm serious, it's not worth it. Stay away from it. And the white mongrel too. Unless you're going to stab him.
No.757509
>>757500
He's not so bad a person. Just appears too often.
No.757510
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>>757505
It's fascinating the kind of culture they have around these video games.
>arms put a chair down
>then rip the legs off it
Butterfingers.
>>757506
Yes, and?
>>757507
>lets go
You ruined my immersion, Beck. What the hell.
No.757511
>>757498
>>757502
One-two friends?
>the mud is too confused
>now entering ??? mode
No.757512
>>757507
if they do I'm going to stab Max and take his place.....just like I did the movie tie in game
>>757510
how are ya even grabbing his neck?
No.757513
>>757500
I'm a woman of science first and a witch second.
No.757514
File: 1457849374707.png (339.23 KB, 853x430, 853:430, The most interesting King ….png)
>>757508
And why should I listen to you?
>>757511
Lay down for a moment, Enkidu.
No.757516
>>757514
>flops
Friend I don't understand!
No.757517
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>>757509
Appears too often?
>looks around
I feel like I'm missing something, pops.
>>757513
A witch, tired of the stigma, decides to give her craft up in the pursuit of science. But when an enemy from her past comes back to threaten her work and friends, which discourse will she choose...
>uh
>red light disappears from the headphones
Must feel nice to be all justified and stuff.
No.757518
>>757506
ITS POSSIBLE!
>>757507
What you show up and don't ask a single question?
Youths.
>>757510
That right there Otto is why only Dan Slott likes you.
No.757519
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>>757517
That's how my life went, yeah.
>uh
Justified's... a word.
No.757520
>>757510
The only ruined thing here is my face...maybe. I mean I'm wearing a dome right now so I can't tell.
>>757512
Did that blue man group reject even count as Max?
Frankly, if I were him I'd be pissed.
>>757518
I don't see you asking Ock what we're doing here you senile old coot!
No.757521
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>>757517
Never you mind, it isn't something I can explain properly.
No.757522
>>757515
>...
>...
Okay.
>>757516
I don't understand it either, but apparently I've gotta stay away from a car with strange doors. And stab a mongrel.
No.757523
>>757518
oooooh you pressed the Slott button
>>757520
maybe he is pissed...or was that Doctor Manhattan? I don't know
No.757524
File: 1457849688332.jpg (763.9 KB, 1236x1748, 309:437, tumblr_nntuxcUNUq1qd9jlto1….jpg)
>>757512
Very, very carefully!
So when does this stupid thing start, I was going to make my announcement and got interrupted.
>>757518
You take that back, plenty of people like me!
I just wish Dan would send less mail.
>>757520
So look in a mirror
No.757525
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>>757522
Excellent! Now everything shall-
>pop
>And the other Gil disappeared from the timeline
No.757526
>>757524
just roll with, and get Bubble head to shift into Spider-Man to steal the thing and punch dad's really nice camera
No.757527
>>757519
>?
I was just uh...never mind.
>tucking a notebook into the barrel
So you're one of the sad successful people, right.
>>757521
You tried telling me about quantum physics and AI stuff this morning, and you can't tell me this?
Huh. Must be really hush hush.
No.757528
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>>757520
I'M NOT SENILE!
What were we talking about again?
>>757523
Button? Slotts? We going to Vegas?
>>757524
Dan Slott probably had a body pillow with your face on it that he practices kissing and pitches convuluted story arcs to.
No.757529
>>757523
Maybe he is...I don't know, I don't talk to that starfish wearing asshat.
>>757524
You're right...MIRROR! MIRROR!
FETCH ME A MIRROR!
>>757528
I think it was about Otto.
And your senility.
Really I think it's time for you to retire, Adrian.
No.757530
>>757527
It's an inside joke. Mozart likes to pop in on people entirely unannounced and he does it frequently.
No.757531
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>>757526
In a minute, I have a bird to pluck.
>>757528
THE SIZE OF THE TESTICLES ON YOU MUST BE ENORMOUS FOR YOU TO SAY THAT TO ME
I'll have you know I keep track of every Octo Buddy sold, thank you!
>>757529
You are an embarrassment.
>breaks a mirror
>holds the glass to his face
Now turn into Spider-Man and break Venom's camera already.
No.757532
>>757529
we're starting out evil thing, turn into Spider-Man and get ready to steal that thing and punch the fuck out of a camera!
>>757528
yes! now fly!
No.757533
>>757527
>sad and successful, huh
I'm not too sure.
No.757535
>>757530
So maybe I'll get to see him.
>pushes her glasses up
>light makes them opaque
Guhuh...
>>757533
If it makes you feel any better, those blonde guys in the house are pretty hot.
>...
>pulls a brush out of the bucket
You brushed mine. It's only fair.
Might have to cut it short at the hopping up and down bit though.
No.757536
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No.757537
File: 1457850231173.jpg (268.91 KB, 1308x1596, 109:133, 2555849-vulture_amazing_sp….jpg)
>>757529
Retire? You mean sit around waiting to die?
No thank you. I'll die on the job like my father, the bus driver.
>>757531
Also, I think you're getting your email mixed with your texts cause you keep sending me links to midget porn.
I don't know what the deal with its, and I appreciate that you think everything is good to go down there, but stop it.
>>757532
At this time of night? When Matlock repeats in 30? I don't think so. We can wait for tomorrow.
No.757538
>>757531
Ffffine.
>shapeshifts back into Spider-Man
I am Spider-Man!
Yeah.
>walks over to Anti-Venom
>breaks his poor unsuspecting camera
>>757532
Oh wait yeah, stealing the thing.
>steals the thing too
>>757537
YOUR FATHER WAS A BUS DRIVER?!
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Alright, whatever you say.
No.757539
>>757535
>plural
One's my son, the other's my husband.
>
Magic.
No.757540
>>757538
now run fool run!
>>757537
fine! but if we do ya gotta take the subway
No.757541
>>757535
There's a good chance. We'll discuss it further back home.
>spiritmodes awaaaay
No.757542
File: 1457850465516.jpg (126.41 KB, 900x479, 900:479, Otto_Octavius_(Earth-96283….jpg)
>>757537
Pffft, NO. I have no idea what you're talking about.
But just in case, I've been doing a thesis on sexualizing genetic disorders, so if you could just forward those back to me...
>>757538
Hey! Everyone saw that, right! Spider-Man just broke this poor man's camera! Having done nothing wrong!
No.757543
>>757539
That's some magic.
>
So am I gonna stand here with a brush looking like a dork or what.
>>757541
...Nice.
No.757544
File: 1457850538683.gif (447.2 KB, 490x367, 490:367, 3379637-tumblr_muoiqn1rom1….gif)
>>757538
Oh no!
He sees me!
>camera snaps
It's over! It's all over! I blew it again! I can hear Jameson's voice already...
>"BROCK! YOU LOSER! IF I HAD GIVEN A REAL PHOTOGRAPHER THAT JOB, I WOULD FINALLY HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO SEND SPIDER-MAN AWAY FOREVER! WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A JOB TAKING WEDDING PICTURES IN SIBERIA!"
I tried to fight it!
AUUUGH! CAN'T FIGHT IT ANYMORE!
>into Venom he goes
AGAIN! INNOCENCE FALLS PREY TO THE EVIL OF SPIDER-MAN! REST EASY BROCK, VENOM IS HERE!
AND IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO, JAMESON AND THE INSECT ARE GONNA PAY!
>swings off to kidnap MJ
No.757545
File: 1457850567612.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>757543
>...
Yeah, sure.
>undoing her pigtails
No.757546
>>757542
AND HE STOLE THAT THING!
>>757544
HA! like clockwork
No.757547
>>757540
Oh right!
>exits stage right
>>757544
>walks back in as Mysterio
Well that was an overreaction if I ever saw it.
>>757542
Yeah that's great but now what?
No.757548
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>>757538
SPIDER-MAN
CHEESE IT GUYS ITS....
SON OF A BITCH STOP THAT!
Bad enough when Chameleon does it
>>757542
No.
>>757540
The subway? On a Sunday? During St. Patricks Day Weekend? Why don't we just pay a homeless man to throw up on us? It'll be cheaper and less crowded.
No.757549
>>757544
Gloooorious.
Simply glorious.
>>757546
That's right, that thing!
So, do you want to uh, go bowling or something.
>>757547
Do you not think I don't have everything planned, Quentin/?
Now we play the waiting game. Or something.
No.757550
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>>757545
Kinda like the older pigtails look.
>biggu hands retracted
>brushie brushie
No.757551
>>757550
I kept it this long but if you're brushing it then you need access.
>relaxan
>maybe too much
...
>zzz
No.757552
>>757549
eh I guess we could, Webs has to go through a few things before getting to us again, and by then he's fighting Rhino
>>757548
we'll be ABOVE the train!
>>757547
hey we're going bowling, ya want in?
No.757553
>>757551
>uh
Jeez.
>hefts kuuboss
>struggles out the door
No.757554
>>757548
Is it so wrong to do what Chameleon does? I like Chameleon!
>>757549
Honestly, I really doubt you do.
>>757552
Yes! I can use my head as a bowling ball!
No.757555
>>757552
And the last time we let Sergei bowl with us, he totally thought my nachos were his and ate them all.
He didn't even order nachos!
>>757554
Nobody likes Chameleon.
No.757556
>>757552
Eh
>>757554
Both of you are the worst
>flies off
No.757557
>>757555
damn that's harsh
>>757554
and I can use someone's head as a bowling ball!
No.757558
>>757555
NOBODY LIKES YOU, OTTO!
>>757556
Nuh-uh!
God that guy is the worst.
>>757557
How charming.
No.757559
File: 1457851582923.jpg (763.9 KB, 1236x1748, 309:437, tumblr_nntuxcUNUq1qd9jlto1….jpg)
>>757557
And I'll use...a ball, as a bowling ball.
Seriously, don't be children about it.
>>757558
...Is that you, Dmitri?
No.757560
>>757559
oh geeze didn't know ya had a 5th arm up ya ass that makes ya unfun
>>757558
I know right! I don't even have to pay for a ball!
No.757561
>>757559
See you'd think that but I'm just defending the guy's honor is all.
You can't just insult people when they're not there.
You know who'd do that? Electro would.
Nobody wants to be an asshat like Electro.
>>757560
Me neither! Isn't it delightful what we can get away with?
No.757562
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>>757560
I'm fun! I'm super fun!
Fine, I'll use a candy dispenser for a ball.
>>757561
I suppose you're right. But you can't just not say things even if they're true.
That would put Spider-Man out of a job, and us on our toes.
No.757563
>>757562
see much better
>>757561
I know it's like we're some sort of outlaws!
No.757564
>>757562
Ohhhh noooooo god forbid we put Spider-Man out of a job!
Whatever would we do?
No seriously, what would we do?
>>757563
Outlaw is just such a...normal term, though.
Boooooring!
No.757565
>>757563
It was fine the way it was.
>>757564
Probably go to jail.
Or at least the rest of you simpletons would, I would just be Spider-Man again.
No.757566
>>757564
then what would ya call us?
>>757565
please I'd have ya know I can easily go arch another hero
No.757567
File: 1457852330864.png (336.48 KB, 600x399, 200:133, This was the name of a vid….png)
>>757565
What? I would not simply just go to jail!
You know what I'd do? Maybe try to become a new director again!
...say that gives me an idea.
>>757566
Superoutlaws!
No.757568
No.757569
File: 1457852786093.png (187.72 KB, 500x312, 125:78, tumblr_niba8gNzZK1s3asneo2….png)
>>757566
I bet you don't even know any other heroes.
>>757567
No! No more movies!
No.757570
>>757569
Agent Venom, Nova, Deadpool, and Sense of Right Alliance
>>757567
that name is lame
No.757571
>>757569
Yes! Yes more movies!
My indie supervillain movie success with that other Sinister Six raked in LOADSAMONEY so...I'm gonna do it again, with us!
>>757570
It is not! It says everything others need to know about us.
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