No.757576
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Everyone's sleeping. Why's everyone sleeping?
No.757577
>getting up and stretching
No.757578
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>>757575
Wake up!
>slap
>>757577
What the hell?
No.757580
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>>757579
Who are you and what do you want with me?
>edging closer to the sleeping Lancer
No.757581
>>757580
>nothing
>I'm doing my workout
No.757582
File: 1457880579089.jpg (149.3 KB, 800x1099, 800:1099, 00f4cca8527eba6911ff57bd71….jpg)
>>757581
That's... that's surprisingly normal, actually.
No.757583
>>757582
>I have to stay in shape and keep my equipment in top working order
No.757584
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>>757583
This is way too normal for my liking. It feels abnormally normal.
No.757585
>>757584
>maybe you are still in a dream?
No.757586
File: 1457881209598.jpg (590.15 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, 8cd0769530eb010d0b98295ef7….jpg)
>>757585
I wish I was in a dream. There'd be less stink and more hot guys.
No.757587
>>757586
>the smell doesn't bother me, then again I never understood how your nose works
No.757588
>>757587
Do... Do you even have a nose?
No.757589
>>757588
>yes but it's made to pick up more sent then smells
No.757590
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No.757591
>>757590
>between my eyes and mouth
>same place as yours only without those strange lips
No.757592
>>757591
But you have that weird mouth there...
>trying to get a close look without getting close
This is some kind of weird magic...
No.757593
>>757592
>I don't have a think flap of flesh just hanging in front of my teeth
>and magic? I don't relay on that just my own skill
No.757594
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>>757593
Okay that's actually a good point. I don't really know why I was looking for a nose on a... a... what are you?
No.757595
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>>757594
>I am a Yautja
>a race not of this planet
No.757596
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No.757597
>>757596
>where!?
>...oh you mean me yes
>sorry "Alien" is a name linked with a monster race I hunt
No.757599
>>757598
>yes that is what my race does
>but we have rules and laws about it
No.757600
>>757599
Like you can't hunt in protected zones and stuff?
No.757601
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>>757600
>unarmed or humans that weaker then myself
>children, disabled, or pregnant humans
>and some of us have personal preferences
No.757602
>>757601
That's a lot of human protection rules. Do we matter that much out there?
No.757603
>>757602
>it's about honor and the challenge
No.757604
File: 1457884254375.jpg (213.27 KB, 850x1135, 170:227, sample-e1e373607c47dc11f72….jpg)
>>757603
So... it's the opposite then?
No.757605
File: 1457884363111.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>757604
>no we respect humans drive to live and their thrive for destruction
No.757606
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>>757605
So you... like murder? Man I dunno if I get it.
>pout
No.757607
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>>757606
>it's fine
>I don't get much human culture
No.757608
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>>757607
Are you here to study it?
No.757609
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>>757608
>I enjoy studying it
>that and a few friends of mine here help me understand
No.757610
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>>757609
You've made friends here? Wait, what am I actually surprised, it's normal.
No.757612
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>>757611
>...
>...
>...
This Lancer technically.
No.757614
>>757612
>technically?
>>757613
>Jack you're still here?
No.757615
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>>757613
>?
>>757614
He's not my friend from here...
No.757616
>>757614
Yes I am.
>>757615
What're you looking at?
No.757617
>>757616
>I am happy to see you still here Jack
>I would miss you my friend
>>757615
>but he is still a friend?
No.757618
File: 1457886409765.jpg (405.94 KB, 916x1204, 229:301, 87d0bf0c2c3978b22006c3e215….jpg)
>>757616
A robot...
>whoa
>>757617
Um...
>looks at Lancer
>still sleeping
Yes.
No.757619
>>757617
Not the first to tell me that surprisingly.
Yeeeaaah turns out that king guy was a crazy hobo.
This wasn't the first time he's done that either.
I think the universe hates me sometimes.
>>757618
Cyborg, actually.
No.757620
>>757619
>or the homeless are just envious of your box
>>757618
>so he is your friend if asked
No.757621
>>757619
A what?
>>757620
Definitely!
No.757622
>>757620
Wha--
Oh my god that fucker was gonna steal my box when I was gone.
Thaaaaat's why he did it!
Son of a bitch!
>>757621
Half man, half machine.
No.757623
>>757621
>then I will ask him when he awakens
No.757624
>>757622
Like Terminator?
>>757623
N-no, really! You don't have to, haha!
>drags sleeping Lancer out
No.757625
>>757622
>you should set up a trap in your box
>but I suggest a gas base trap
>>757624
>interesting
No.757626
>>757624
No Terminator was full machine, you're thinking of Robocop.
>>757625
You know what?
I just might do that.
No.757627
File: 1457887308087.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>757626
>I'm going hunting
>I'll be back later
No.757629
>CRASH
Ahh, a successful entry. How long's it been since I didn't comedically foul an entrance up?
People must love seeing me beat to hell.
Eh, they did vote for that too.
No.757631
>tfw sunday
>tfw not working
>tfw
No.757632
So just a little of your Sabotage skill should do it.
>Mmhmm. Yeah. No that sounds like a great plan.
Something tells me you're not really listening anymore.
>I look like I belong in the pound!
No.757633
>[STEAM HISSING]
>internally HYPE
>externally steam
No.757634
>>757633
>hair immediately blasted by steam
>pigtails go flat
Huh.
>>757632
Didn't he die?
No.757635
>>757633
A particularly good day, Caster?
>Oh god it's already started! First they steam bath you, then they stick you in the furnace!
I think you're overreacting.
>Tell my wife and kids they should have called more!
>>757634
You know how tenacious these Archers can be.
>Oh lawdy help!
To be fair we've all done it once or twice, no?
No.757636
>>757634
Was it not to your liking?
>>757635
Quite. My life's work is complete and I've stimulated a healthy competition between that fancy Archer and I.
No.757637
>>757636
Well that seems like cause for just a little more celebration than what I'm hearing.
>standing on continuous jet of STEAM
>thanks Viv
Then again...
>Ooooooooooooh I'm dyin' again!
No.757638
>>757635
I guess.
>undoes her pigtails to fix her hair
Sabotage?
>>757636
It definitely woke me up. I think I fell asleep in the librarian's lap.
No.757639
>>757638
>sleepy
>Shuse no you can't sleep with Russian hardstyle blaring through the headphones
No.757640
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>>757637
>standing upside-down
>Arty pls the blood will go to your head
It may not be chasing Saxons for days but it's more than enough for me, eh?
>>757638
She did carry you home.
No.757641
>>757638
>Cheese it?
Cheese it.
>Well it's been nice knowing you, folks. Drive carefully, tip your waiters!
>slaps mud on his face
>Faceless King go
You looks ridiculous.
>Here's mud in your eye!
>>757640
>:^)
>H A M O N
I'm not sure what you mean. Isn't this what you always wanted?
No.757642
>>757639
Jeez. Guess I'm not the only one who pulled an all-nighter.
>>757640
And back apparently.
>>757641
>squint
I'm watching you.
No.757643
>>757639
Oh my... she's going to go deaf one day.
>>757641
Almost. I'd have liked to have finished it in a point in time where it mattered. Now it's just completed for the sake of completion.
>>757642
So it seems...
No.757644
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>>757642
>no
>no go away Steven Segal
>leave my stuff alone
>>757643
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.757645
>>757642
>punts Hood out the window
Who? Me?
You have no proof, I say. What would a mild-mannered knight such as myself want to do anything with mischief?
>Charisma B
>>757643
As both royalty and a knight, I can only express how unlucky my respective class was in being unable to tempt you.
But had they known what lied in wait, I'm sure they would have begged off.
No.757646
>>757644
...
>pinches one of her cheeks
>>757645
>fuggin charisma
Fine. It better not involve me or mine though or I'm gonna make you miserable.
More than usual.
No.757647
>>757645
I did refuse knighthood in my life. Nor have I ever wielded a sword. What use would I have been as a Saber?
>>757644
>latent gramps go
>patpat
No.757648
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>>757646
>squirman
>barrel: hugged
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>757647
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>oh this is nice
No.757649
>>757646
Now why on God's green and slightly damp earth would I want to harass my beautiful and hard-working wife?
Honestly, I'd give myself just a little more credit. It's not like it's even happened yet.
>>757647
As I understand it knights after a certain point stopped doing knightly things and focused more on doing paperwork and christening yachts.
No.757650
>>757648
Oh dammit-
>squigs an ear
>>757649
I'll gloss over half of the Second War for that remark to be valid.
>cheek
No.757651
>>757648
There there, dearie.
>>757649
Quite. It would have been an utter waste of my valuable time.
No.757652
>>757650
>oh
>uh
Woops.
>>757651
>nodnod
What's all the hubbub, bub.
No.757653
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>>757650
To be fair, I was probably still teasing you even from within the terrible Caster-fueled mind control.
Your face did the most amazing thing when you were angry, it actually changed expression.
I've been trying to see how many emotions I can get out of Ayaka. Research, hm?
>gleam
>>757651
...inbreeding too, apparently.
>uh
I'm happy you've achieved your goal, Caster.
I suppose Disneyworld is next.
No.757654
>>757652
How do you sleep with that on?
>>757653
Oh god. Home's going to be a lot louder.
No.757655
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>>757653
>[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
This is fine.
No.757656
>>757652
I'm not quite sure, you were doing most of the screaming.
Did something happen?
>>757653
Oh my goal is far from complete, Saber.
No.757657
>>757654
You don't?
>volume: lowering
>>757656
...
>your stuff, give them to me
Bad dream.
No.757658
>>757654
If you see any doors crudely barricaded I'd like it if you didn't disturb them.
It's more fun using spirit mode.
>>757655
>:^)
>>757656
Oh?
Now there's something not a lot can admit to, having a plan already after completing the last.
I think Rider would call it an achievement or something, according to his games.
No.757659
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>>757657
I like my ears, so no.
>
Nightmare?
>>757658
>
No.757661
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>>757659
That Archer's been so helpful ever since his Master had to go back home.
I wouldn't be surprised if we...coerce her into being like you within the week.
No.757662
>>757657
>baw
A glass of warm milk helps keep those away, you know.
>>757658
I do have a few ideas on what I'm going to do once I'm done.
No.757663
>>757660
>guhuhuh
Cute.
>>757661
Who's the poor sap anywyas?
>guhuhuh
Get all that brattiness out.
No.757664
>>757662
Not when there's no milk in the house, pops.
>sniff sniff
You smell like an espresso machine. What's up with that.
>>757663
>frown
Heavier than you look, you know.
No.757665
>>757662
Anything you'd like to share with the people back home?
>de-Inviso-Air's a microphone
I'm not entirely sure where I got this but this "beatboxing" thing is more fun than I realized.
>>757663
There may be some backlash a more adept witch will have to take care of.
>~
He wouldn't say. Only that he's busy running his own country, at the moment.
I of course felt obligated to inform him that I vacuumed the house today, to not make us look completely bad.
No.757666
>>757664
Mm? Oh. I was enjoying a brew, yes.
>>757665
Ahem...
>leans in
>mic feedback
>[STEAM]
To be announced.
No.757667
>>757664
Secret art: super sitting series.
>>757665
Oh? So you need me for your pranks?
>ruler
Sheesh.
No.757668
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>>757666
...
>chain-chomp's up to his dome
>pouring coffee beans in the big cylinder out of the barrel
Gotta try it.
>>757667
Sitting?
No.757669
>>757666
>hair blown into Proto Gil's shape
Oh we're certainly not doing that.
>pulls the hood down
>[hair dryer noises]
>>757667
As incapable as you were back then, I still wouldn't put myself up against that...what did Rin call it, protagonist power.
>nodnod
Mysterious figures abound, mm? Maybe you should start wearing a mask.
No.757670
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>>757668
>lewd
What are you doing?
>cuppa joe dispensed from a slot in his hand
Oh!
>>757669
Doing what?
No.757671
>>757668
An art more potent than any magecraft or weapon.
>sage nodding
>>757669
I'm already vague and mysterious.
No.757672
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>>757670
>cowboy hat falls on her head
>swinging her braid around
>Indiana Jones intensifies
I knew it.
>cannon snatches the java
Now you smell good too. You're welcome.
>>757671
Sounds like something that eyepatch guy is into.
Also just sounds like sitting, and I do that all day so...
No.757673
>>757670
Hm?
>emptying tea leaves into mechgramps' other arm
>>757671
>holding the mouse hat
>
No.757674
>>757672
There was nothing wrong with how I smelled before, was there?
>>757673
>but that's where the end result comes out
>silly king
You're doing it wrong.
No.757675
>>757672
You've worked up the right lower half for it.
>>757673
>this guy
And the only one who knows about that is you.
No.757676
>>757674
Old person and metal don't mix, pops.
>winding the braid around his head
Do the steam thing.
No.757677
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No.757678
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>>757674
Oh?
>oh
Well it doesn't hurt to try new things, does it?
>sips the coffeetea
>...
>trembling grin
Good. Very rich.
>>757675
I wouldn't be, but I can't figure out how to use the little camera in your computer.
I'm going to cover her room in them.
No.757679
>>757678
I'd have to really lay into you if you turned that on me.
Hell hath no fury.
>>757677
And?
>:3c
No.757680
>>757676
Is that so? Coffee, old man and metal must be better.
>ohoho
>[S T E A M]
>>757678
I'd prefer you not jam leaves into my joints, Saber. Much like you might not prefer scalding steam down your eye sockets.
No.757681
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>>757679
I'm calling the police.
>tapping on the tabby
>[This number has been disconnected]
Huh.
>>757680
Smell like my old admiral now.
>wraps herself in the steamy braid
Warm...
No.757682
>>757679
I always thought to scorn a woman in that context would be to ignore her. But I suppose I'm not in the state to truly understand.
>oho
The great Fumi Kanno, scared of a little pranking?
>>757680
Well it never hurts to ask first.
>funnel IA's the leaves back
>takes one hearty step
I suppose I tried.
No.757683
>>757681
I am the rules.
>>757682
Secrets exposed aren't pranks you idiot.
>guh
No.757684
>>757681
An admiral, what an honor.
>aaaa that's cute
>>757682
Let's leave the innovation to the innovators, hmm?
No.757685
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>>757683
I think that's up to the prankster, don't you think?
>guhuh
I have several more pairs of glasses to hide, now that I think about it. Try not to be late for dinner again.
>>757684
My thoughts exactly.
I'd stick to murdering Saxons but we only just met, hm?
>darts out
No.757686
>>757683
You gonna take all my pirated games away now.
>>757684
>shrug
Think he forgot I was there. Mostly bothered with Wanko and Dyson.
No.757687
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>>757685
He knows the price of crossing me.
>>757686
How can I take what isn't owned, doofus.
>guhuh
No.757688
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>>757685
What a peculiar man.
>>757686
Pardon me?
No.757689
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>>757687
Weirdo.
>pout
Little cold for swimming.
>>757688
>uh
Sisters. I have a lot.
No.757690
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No.757691
>>757689
Ah. I had five children in my time.
No.757692
>>757690
>blink
...Never mind.
>>757691
>counting on biggu fingers
Think there's 100 of us. Probably more.
Hate to see what mom looks like after that.
No.757694
>>757692
So you got a lotta sisters, huh.
No.757695
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>>757693
>hops up to the cylinder
>curlan up
Flame on, pops.
>>757694
>nodnod
One came by the other day.
Big tail, little brat.
No.757696
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>>757695
>[warm in progress]
Not unlike a cat...
No.757697
>>757695
Oh. That one. Almost summoned that lame mango seller. At least I think he sold.
No.757698
File: 1457907940127.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>returning carrying a net
No.757699
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>>757696
If I'm a cat, I'm not the only one.
>nods to Kanno
>simulated purring
>it's probably just the heavy bass from her 'phones
>>757697
>?
You lost me, boss.
>yawn
Wake me when a book is in danger or something.
>sleep tight rocker
No.757700
>>757698
The hell's that thing.
No.757701
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>>757700
>oh you're the man Doom Guy yells about
No.757702
File: 1457908479633.jpg (94.28 KB, 800x1035, 160:207, tumblr_o2vq39DHPS1t0h5yyo1….jpg)
>>757701
That guy's annoying as hell.
No.757703
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>>757702
>why does he yell about you so much?
No.757704
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>>757703
Some kinda fanboy maybe.
No.757705
>>757704
>he seems vary happy about your height
No.757706
>>757705
Guess I am pretty tall.
No.757707
>walks in
>antennae on fire
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
No.757708
>>757706
>he must like to celebrate tallness
No.757710
So my fist's the club, huh. Cool.
No.757712
>>757711
>gettaloadathisnerdcam.jpg
Yeah?
No.757713
>>757712
You first, I still wait.
Very good.
No.757714
>>757713
Might wanna get a leg up before people even forget who you are, "liberator".
No.757715
>>757714
They know. Not me, they know still.
You punch god?
No.757716
>>757715
It ain't good manners to keep people waiting, y'know. But I never was good with manners either.
>grin
I punch anyone.
>club glowan
No.757717
>>757716
Man who likes punch gets punched, yes?
But you stupid, like punch anyway.
>nodnod
They wait, I wait.
No.757718
>>757717
Sink or swim, don't be a rock.
No.757719
>>757718
You think I rock?
No, I roll
>piling loot into a bag
Here nothing for you, yes.
No.757720
>>757719
S'empty, yeah.
>PAWNCH the shoulder
>in a non-lethal way
Chin up, Lupe. You'll make it.
>off goes the godpuncher
No.757721
>>757720
>rubbing the shoulder
Free, yes.
Not so sure of made it.
>zip
No.757723
>watching from atop of the couch
No.757725
>>757724
>don't call me that
What?
No.757726
>>757725
>b o r b
>o o
>r r
>b o r b
Ahh? Someone left a talking beachball.
No.757727
>>757726
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I am not a beachball.
Beachballs do not have feet.
No.757728
>>757727
>there's nothing wrong with being a borb
They can if they want to!
No.757729
>>757728
>it is still a bad word
>awful awful demeaning word
I have never seen one with feet.
No.757730
>>757729
>but it's so fun
>borb
You just haven't met one with the right... stuff.
No.757731
Wew! thought I wasn't gonna make it out of that one.
Not like I needed a mud facial, but sometimes you just have to treat yourself.
No.757732
>>757730
>STOP SAYING THAT WORD
Oh?
Have you ever met one?
>>757731
>mud facial
>???
No.757733
>>757731
Didn't Teach plug your chest?
>>757732
>borb
Yes.
>no he hasn't
>but you can't prove that can you
>checkmate gaythiests
No.757734
File: 1457915280778.jpg (112.81 KB, 550x589, 550:589, 31dabb3da80995b69c77ae727c….jpg)
>>757732
>gasp
A volleyball!
I'm not much of a beach man, but volleyball is a pastime any upstanding individual should be able to enjoy.
Except for those poor fellas with ED.
>>757733
Yes! But also no.
The old man's got a thing or two for bad cases of spear through the chest.
No.757735
>>757733
>DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS TO ME?
Well...may I see it?
>>757734
I am also not a volleyball.
I am not a ball of any kind.
No.757736
>>757735
A talking volleyball!
>drops to his knees
WIIIIIILSOOOOOOOON!
No.757737
>>757736
...what?
I am not Wilson, I am Meta Knight.
No.757738
>>757737
Man, I never understood the appeal of that stuff.
Like, we get it, you know you're inside a cartoon or whatever. Now what?
I blame the critics, and basically anyone that isn't me.
>blink
Aren't you a little short to be a Saber?
No.757739
>>757738
>absolutely confused right now
I am not a Saber either.
No.757740
No.757741
>>757739
>there we go
So you're not a volleyball or a Saber?
You're just not bringing much to the table, are ya, little guy.
Please don't pull out some secret weapon and kick my butt now.
No.757742
>>757741
>pulls out Galaxia
I wasn't going to but now...!
>puts it away
I still won't.
No.757743
>>757742
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DON'T STAB ME, BRO
No.757744
>>757743
No do not panic.
I was just joking. I won't actually stab you.
C-calm down please.
No.757745
>>757744
>waves a hand over his face
>completely fine
>distant BRRRAPPLEDOUGH
Nyoho, tricked again by the Green Man!
April Fool's is coming up, Winston. Do you know what that means.
No.757746
>>757745
I am not Winston either.
And no, what does this April Fool's entail?
No.757747
>>757746
Knights and me got a bad rep.
'sides, what's wrong with Winston? I like Winston, you look like a Winston.
Aprils Fool's? It's when you dress up like a clown. Very popular around these parts.
No.757748
>>757747
But I am not a Winston.
>
That sounds stupid.
No.757749
>>757748
Incredibly! But a long time ago, the President was saved by a clown, so he used his magic wizard President powers to add an extra day to the week, and that's how we got April Fool's.
It's all very honorable.
No.757750
File: 1457917297477.jpg (52.37 KB, 571x227, 571:227, mfw the Halberd crashes YE….jpg)
>>757749
That...that sounds highly implausible.
I am sure the President of this place does not have magic wizard president powers.
No.757751
>appears in a sudden flurry of talismans
Mikon~!
No.757752
>>757750
Actually he has a giant rabbit with bows in its ears that lets him hop dimensions. A little birdy told me.
But the real question, Winston, is if you're willing to not participate in April Fool's just because you think it didn't happen.
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, does it still fall on a hiker?
No.757753
>>757751
>what just happened?
No.757754
>>757751
What
>>757752
>!?!?
>how do I answer this
Well you see...if it falls on a hiker then...well...I suppose it all just depends on whether the hiker is there or not.
The set of circumstances it'd take would be very unlikely. First the hiker would need to be hiking in the exact forest the tree would fall in. Next, the hiker needs to be in the exact place the tree will fall. Who knows in which direction the tree will fall? It is highly unlikely for a tree to fall on a wandering hiker so to answer your question...
It is highly unlikely to participate in this Aprils Fool's.
No.757755
>>757751
Hey hey hey, didn't you see the sign?
>thumbs to a picket sign
>"Archer Convention"
No Casters allowed. Very hush hush.
No.757756
File: 1457917742060.png (562.37 KB, 780x1083, 260:361, 4d84c5900ebeb5cb9eaa93dd26….png)
>>757754
>every goddamn time
So you're saying the hiker has to see the forest for the trees?
>sage nodding
How wise you are, Winston-san.
No.757757
File: 1457917784226.jpg (116.75 KB, 650x1034, 325:517, 2392817e7268082abdb54090cb….jpg)
>>757753
Oh dear, that's a little gorier than I expected.
>>757754
Hello talking ball!
>>757755
>loos at the sign
>looks at Hood
>looks around
Looks about right.
No.757758
>>757756
I am wise enough.
>>757757
...
>errytime
I am no ball.
No.757759
>>757757
>this isn't even my goriest
No.757760
>>757757
You know what they say, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Or was it the Spanish Inquisition is always on time. Point is I'm early, but I'm sure as hell not gonna pour the drinks.
>fake mustache falls off
What brings a fox to this neck of the woods?
>>757758
But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
My bet is drugs.
No.757761
File: 1457918020277.jpg (208.35 KB, 562x749, 562:749, 28732450154f1ddf644f5ca416….jpg)
>that detective girl was weird
>nice hat though
No.757762
File: 1457918193961.jpg (85.33 KB, 812x646, 406:323, c193e66dbeba5a178a04806f71….jpg)
>>757758
You are...?
>>757759
Please properly dispose of all food wastes! Ants are no joke.
>>757760
A good miko always has a good reason for being places.
>>757761
I spy with my little eye... Messengers from the sky!
No.757763
>>757760
First let me see this Cinnamon Toast Crunch so that I may judge it.
>>757762
I am Meta Knight!
No.757764
>>757761
Wait wait I know this one.
>ahem
GIGAAAANTOOOOORR
GIGAAAAAANTOOOOOOORRR
>>757762
You see a good miko?
>peering around
Where? I should probably be like, saving it from dogs and hunters.
>>757763
You got it. Anything for my best pal Winston.
>when did that bowl of cereal get there
No.757765
>>757762
>?
>Wow, Raidou look!
No.757766
File: 1457918460397.jpg (87.91 KB, 641x960, 641:960, 12802796_442522972606508_5….jpg)
>>757763
Metal Knight?
>>757764
>pout
The only scroungy mongrel is standing right in front of me.
>>757765
A talking cat!
No.757767
File: 1457918517793.jpg (119.98 KB, 750x716, 375:358, 081f5f51c7d6412c7f09501177….jpg)
>>757764
>??
>tfw from 1938
>your memes have no power here, green man
>>757766
>A talking foxwoman! I can do it too you know.
Rude.
>Just a little.
No.757768
>>757764
>looks at the bowl
>takes a reeeeaaal good look at the bowl
Mmmm, I see it now.
It is clearly the milk.
Without milk, this would be useless.
>>757766
No, I am Meta Knight.
There is no L.
No.757769
>>757762
>are you mocking me?
No.757770
>>757766
Au contraire! I'm already decked out for every single conceivable Saint Patrick's Days, are you?
Also I can do this.
>hood up and down
>Gil-fied
>>757767
Oh, one of those guys, are you.
Gonna go HYAH HYEH and steal my pots, eh?
>>757768
>scribbling it all down
Brilliant! Brilliant, I say!
No.757771
>>757767
It's not every day you see such an old tomcat walking around.
>>757768
Feta Knight? That sounds delicious.
>>757769
Like I said! Ants are no joke!
>>757770
Ugh, The homely childhood friend just turned into the stuck up transfer student.
No.757772
>>757771
>I kill ants that are the side of homes
>I enjoy it
No.757773
>>757770
...
>Oh I get it, you're a leprechaun! If we catch you we get a pot of gold. Let's go, Raidou!
Eh.
>>757771
>Who are you calling old?!
>Raidou's just shaking his head
Need something?
No.757774
File: 1457919021343.jpg (392.5 KB, 821x1200, 821:1200, Do not challenge the borb.jpg)
>>757770
Yes now let me taste it to see if I am correct.
>grabs a spoon
...oh wait I am wearing a mask.
>>757771
No!
Meta Knight!
No.757775
>>757771
So I've actually got a chance!
>back to carrot top
Thank god, the sides of my head were starting to get cold.
>>757773
That's right! But I'm not just any leprechaun, I'm the leprechaun king!
The leprechaun queen couldn't be here today because of complications surrounding her existence in the first place.
Whatta clown, am I right?
>>757774
Let's see if we can't MacGuyver it-
>pouring the milk into his eye slit
No.757776
File: 1457919537133.jpg (261.5 KB, 850x997, 850:997, sample-663413270e6b567e424….jpg)
>>757772
But can you stop an army of small ants?! If you do please let me know I just can not get rid of the ants in my temple.
>>757773
Nothing beyond the usual pleasantries and asking what on earth you people are doing here,
>>757774
Weta Knight! The saviour of arthropods everywhere!
>>757775
I wouldn't call it a chance, more like... a near-impossibility.
No.757777
No.757778
>>757775
>milk starts pouring out of the mask
Stop that.
>>757776
...you know what?
Sure. Weta Knight.
That works.
No.757779
File: 1457919654126.jpg (174.3 KB, 685x630, 137:126, ec7ee320f15b70371d24cde515….jpg)
>>757775
>You'd better be worth more than just one pot of gold then.
>>757776
>shrug
Yatagarasu sent us. That's all.
>We're testing the Heisei era's magi, apparently the quality in bloodline and magic's gone down below acceptable levels.
No.757780
>>757776
>gas based attack that makes the ground toxic for them to around
No.757781
File: 1457919828258.jpg (442.52 KB, 1037x1200, 1037:1200, 53507002_p3_master1200.jpg)
>>757776
But that's not a no.
It's not a yes either but it's not a no, that's for sure.
I would know because I've been rejected many times and I can tell by the pixels.
>>757778
Hmmm.
>holding a power drill
You knew what had to be done.
>>757779
Oh absolutely, I'm worth half a pot of gold.
Wait you said more, right.
No.757782
File: 1457919924391.png (767.78 KB, 690x974, 345:487, 477c64b8af6cd3950de00d0861….png)
>>757778
Aw that's no fun. I was enjoying using my creative skills too!
>>757779
Don't go near the Clock Tower, then.
>>757780
But that's poison for every other living being too!
>>757781
I knew you would be an expert on things like these! Well done, Archer. You truly are a pathetic hero~!
No.757783
>>757781
>this guy isn't very funny
>Bah, if only we had time for side stuff.
>>757782
>?
>Why?
No.757784
>wakes up
I must've passed out of somethin--
>looks around
When did things get so lively?
No.757785
>>757782
>not if you make it gen specific
>>757784
>hello Jack
No.757786
>>757781
...what are you going to do with that thing?
>>757782
Yes because replacing one letter must take a lot of it.
No.757787
>>757782
Ah, but if there were no losers, then winning wouldn't mean anything to the rest of you lot.
Or some such.
>Golden Rule E
>coins falling out of his hands
But alas, as the Beatles once said, can't buy me love.
Especially when they killed you inside a computer.
>>757783
Wait, you said magi, right?
Oh man I've got just the speed date for you.
And he's probably gonna kick my butt for even saying anything. Such is life!
>>757786
The question is what am I not going to do with it.
Later days, Winston.
>gone
No.757788
>>757785
How did that hunt go?
No.757789
File: 1457920376171.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>757788
>successful....fox lady is here
>she fears ants
>this is why I don't hunt her kind Jack
No.757790
File: 1457920466749.png (312.21 KB, 666x1364, 333:682, 883a1b9670a01124fbfebd463a….png)
>>757783
There'll be nothing for you to find there but stuffy old bloodlines. Probably the same as when you were born.
>>757784
Mikon!
>>757785
Can you show me how?
>>757786
>sigh
Such sass from the small ball. Maybe you need more than a power drill.
>>757787
And yet you still walk the earth with me.
>oh he's gone
>i guess that archer convention isn't happening
No.757791
>>757787
What an odd man.
>>757790
What's that supposed to mean?
No.757792
>>757789
Well it depends on what kind of ants.
Some of them are assholes.
>>757790
Who...?
No.757793
File: 1457920595409.jpg (174.67 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 00dceb9b969793af51f5f0848f….jpg)
>>757787
>blink
What.
>Maybe he knows a magus.
>>757790
>Either way we've got to check.
Hope they're up to snuff.
No.757794
File: 1457920857377.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>757790
"I can show the world~ shiny, shimmery, splendid~"
>>757792
>I do not fear them
No.757795
>>757791
What you need is a Friend Maker!
>pulls out a kitchen knife
>>757792
The Nine-Tailed Miko Fox, Tamamo-no-Mae.
>>757793
As long as you don't test the students too hard.
No.757796
>>757795
They'll live.
>That's good enough. We should get going.
No.757797
>>757795
>pulls out Galaxia
ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!
No.757798
>>757794
I mean I don't either but I don't blame her for doing so.
>>757795
So what does whoever that is have anything to do with anything?
No.757799
>>757798
>she's fighting the Star Warrior with a knife
>did you want to stop them or.....
No.757800
>>757794
Many thanks! May the blessings of the gods shower you.
>>757796
The only types of challenges I'm good at are danmaku and madlibs.
>>757798
It's me. I'm just trying to make a good impression.
No.757801
>>757800
You're a Servant. There's no point.
>God I hate bullet hells.
>off they go
No.757802
>>757799
...I'm not in the mood to try and stop them.
>>757800
Oh.
Well I'm Raiden.
No.757803
Anybody seen a blue fishman around?
No.757804
>>757800
gonna assume that challenge one was meant for me
Then why did you pull that knife out on me?!
No.757805
>>757797
>>757800
second response was for you I'm just a bit retarded
No.757806
>>757802
>should I?
>>757803
>not recently
>>757800
>I will need a sample of the ant hive
No.757807
File: 1457921577018.jpg (135.74 KB, 850x1232, 425:616, sample-81e51e0d67859256959….jpg)
>>757801
Good luck!
>>757803
Only one blue dogman but that's about it.
>>757804
It's the Friendmaker! Look there's even a label.
>"Friendmaker" is etched on the blade
>>757806
>reaches into her mirror
>pulls out a single ant
>:D
No.757808
>>757803
Nope.
>>757806
If you want to.
No.757809
>>757807
A knife does not make friends, I would've fought anybody else if they pulled that thing out on me!
No.757810
File: 1457921687897.jpg (300.05 KB, 500x726, 250:363, a01134011075c89225f2dab47e….jpg)
>>757802
I mean no harm, really. Being hostile is not part of the mikon.
No.757811
>>757806
Jeez. You think someone like Abe'd be easy to find.
Guess I taught'im too well.
>>757807
Wolfman?
No.757813
>>757808
>vary well
>>757807
>obtain the ant
>I'll run it through my equipment
>also must of us see sharp objects as challenges to duels
>>757811
>have you checked the waters?
No.757814
>>757810
I didn't assume you did.
You don't seem like one to cause harm.
>>757812
I think there's a fishman here in the waters but it ain't blue.
>>757813
So how've you been, Pred?
No.757815
File: 1457922088024.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>757814
>revealed to see you still here
>and I installed the gas bombs in your box
>it's now locked to only you
>if anyone touches it they get a gas to the face that would not bother a cyborg
No.757816
File: 1457922096923.png (521.69 KB, 803x654, 803:654, bfcd8a6522732dc619538ade84….png)
>>757809
I think it's started a bonding experience that has left the both of us closer than before.
>>757811
No, a dog. Definitely a dog.
>>757813
So... no friendmakers?
>>757814
Everyone's so highly strung... Maybe it's time for a beach episode!
No.757817
File: 1457922159357.png (1001.61 KB, 1080x1674, 20:31, tumblr_nbtqpnEISG1r9md50o2….png)
>>757813
Yeah. Nevermind, it wasn't important.
>>757814
I met the swamp monster too.
>>757816
Semantics.
So if you got ears on the top of your head that means you don't got human ears on the sides, right.
No.757818
File: 1457922188007.jpg (17.19 KB, 278x293, 278:293, Don't you EVER say that to….jpg)
>>757816
That kind of logic will get you killed.
And it almost did.
Do not ever attempt that on me again.
No.757819
>>757816
>unless you are offering the blade handle first as a gift
>stained in the blood of ones foes
>hands her a tube with blue fluid in it
>poor this at the entrance to your home or any windows and cracks
>>757817
>vary well
No.757820
>>757815
Yeah I wasn't really gonna go through with leaving.
No matter how much I considered it.
>>757816
Beaches aren't good for me, I try not to go to them.
>>757817
There's probably more than once I imagine. If there's any place swamp monsters would blend in, it'd be here.
No.757821
File: 1457922383857.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>757820
>good to hear, I would miss you my friend
>I met a strange woman this morning
>you were there
No.757822
>>757817
It's a mysterious secret known only to our kind.
>>757818
We're close now. We're paaaaaaaaals.
>inching reeeaaaaal close
>>757819
Friendmaker handle first. I should write this down.
>takes the blue fluid
Thank you very much!
>>757820
Hot springs? They're always relaxing.
No.757823
>>757822
>scoots away
Do not even think about touching me.
No.757824
>>757822
>I enjoy killing bugs.....
>why are you trying to touch the star warrior?
No.757825
>>757819
Ayy.
>>757820
Oh for sure. Had a lotta memorable punchouts with a few.
>>757822
Guess so. I'm gonna skedaddle, so... see ya.
>strolls home
No.757826
>>757821
Yeah I was--
Wait did you say you rigged my box with poisonous gas?
>>757822
I mean...I guess that kinda works.
Still though, I don't have any real need to go.
>>757825
Now that's something I'd like to see.
No.757827
>>757826
>none lethal
>I know how you get
No.757828
File: 1457922996332.jpg (137.89 KB, 850x1344, 425:672, sample-ea593d777ea0343b901….jpg)
>>757823
You have to accept the magic of the Friendmaker into your heart. Wait that sounded kind of stabby.
>>757824
I just wanna be paaaaaaaals.
>>757825
Bye bye!
>>757826
You look like you need a shoulder massage but I don't think it'd work very well.
No.757829
ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
No.757830
>>757829
ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oi, why the hell am I shouting too.
No.757831
>>757828
We can be 'friends' but that does not mean you can touch me.
No.757832
>>757829
>oh no she's mad
>aaaaaa
No.757833
File: 1457923109583.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>757828
>to win the friendship of a star warrior you must give him a worthy battle or meal
No.757834
>>757827
Well that and somebody I actually like might try touching it.
>>757828
...no, no it wouldn't.
No.757835
>>757830
You're bored and lonely, so you're here. Obviously.
>rrr
Now get these Irish twits out of my face before I put a bullet in every pretty regenerating head.
>>757832
Good, you're here.
Get your Lake out, Fabiola. I want these pests eliminated.
No.757836
>>757834
>at most the gas will lead to a moment of confusion
No.757837
>>757835
>GO TIME
>
>bloomp
>BOOM
No.757838
>>757835
>why you
This is Alucard work, don't misunderstand. But he's off gambling with people's livers in Borneo, so here we are.
>but where did the Micks go, Bala
There. See?
No.757839
>>757838
>pops in
>haha omnipresence
You're welcoooome.
>gone again
No.757840
File: 1457923406431.png (569.24 KB, 698x800, 349:400, f2529a0f29b2b25de43102797a….png)
>>757831
But you're cute and touchable...
>desire to touch bouncy ball
>>757833
I'm no good at fighting, so looks like a meal it is!
>>757834
The Quest for Raiden's Relaxation... Hm..
No.757841
Soooo what do you think?
>"You have been spending time here?"
Yep. Pretty cool, huh?
>"It smells bad and we just saw a demon walk out.Cool is far from how I would describe it."
It will grow on you. I'm sure of it!
>"Why did have to transform again?"
Uh... Why not?
No.757842
>>757840
I'm not cute, you take that back.
>>757841
Hrm?
No.757843
>>757840
>then you must make him a meal he can't refuse!
No.757844
>>757837
>deep inhale
Now there's a smell I'll never get tired of.
>sticks a fresh stogie on the hot barrel
>puff
>>757838
...
>blink
I'll chalk this up to the usual kind of moronic events that happen around you.
Regardless, I suppose I should thank you for coming out here.
No.757845
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>>757836
Good, good.
Don't want Snake or Sheik to get dazed by touching the box.
>>757840
Hah...good luck with that.
I'm not one to relax.
No.757846
>>757844
>barrel still smoking
I have not fired my Lake in some time. It was nice to do it again.
>ding
>!
My dessert is done!
No.757847
>>757839
DAMN IT ALUCARD YOU LEAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PROCREATE A NEW GENERATION OR I SWEAR TO GOD
>>757844
Bloody right you are. I can't just drop investor meetings like this out of the fucking blue like this.
>lights her own cigar off Bala's
Cor. Brass tacks, then. Shall we.
No.757848
>>757845
>I took that into though
>it should keep the homeless away
>and give you a nice lavender smell
No.757849
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>>757841
Mikon?
>>757842
You're adorable.
>>757843
Any insider information you can share?
>>757845
It's not good to bottle up!
No.757850
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>>757846
>?
Didn't I send you out on patrol with Boris the other day? I thought I made sure you were gone long enough to-
>uh
Dessert?
>>757847
Of course.
It's come to my attention that a certain asset of mine may not be able to be completely trusted anymore. You know how I hate to call in favors, but I was thinking we've been friends for such a long time, that you might be able to help.
No.757851
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>>757849
>they are known for their loves of tomatoes and sweets
No.757852
>>757849
>
Don't call me that, I'm not adorable.
I am a fierce warrior.
No.757853
>>757849
There is nothing wrong with it.
>>757848
A nice lavender smell, eh?
Yeah, I can get behind that.
No.757854
>>757850
Never underestimate a maid's ability to make time for things, miss Bala.
>sweet diabetes on a plate
>can you resist, bacon
No.757855
>>757851
Tomatoes and sweet things...
>>757852
I wanna squish you.
>>757853
>>
No.757856
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>>757850
I'm Hellsing, not a bloody strip mall.
>sigh
But our rough times could have been worse without Hotel Moscow's help, I get it. I reckon I have just the bloke for the job.
>hmm
Cute kid.
No.757857
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>>757853
>Jack the spirit woman does not mean to offend
>after studying her I have deduced that she lacks understanding in behavior and enjoyments in others
>such as how my customs are strange to you and yours to me
>she lives in another world as well
>>757855
>yes them
No.757858
>>757842
Huh? Somebody left their stuffed toy lying around?
>"Takeru I'm pretty sure that thing is alive."
Pff, come on. I've seen some pretty weird things around this place. But this?
>"Takeru, it just made a sound."
So do squeak toys. Why are you so worried?
>>757849
>"Is that one of those soul-stealing foxes?"
She seems friendly enough. Actually... She feels like... a heroic spirit?
No.757859
>watchan the news
>Crime rates in Chicago, Illinois have dropped dramatically in the past month, as would-be felons hide in their homes out of fear of being hunted down and killed by the terrorist vigilante known as Moon Knight. The Chicago Police Department has been authorized to use lethal force if Moon Knight is ever spotted within city limits again.
...Fucking great. Only time they decide to get off their asses is when I start doing their job for them.
No.757860
>>757855
Absolutely not!
I refuse!
>>757858
I am not a stuffed toy.
This is getting embarrassing!
No.757861
>>757854
>sweet jesus
>catches herself drooling
No. I guess I shouldn't.
>fork produced from the cleave
I'm not going to go into cardiac arrest because of this, am I.
>>757856
I decided to get a maid, I remembered what you told me how easy things got with one, but you know how the bourgeois things gel with Hotel Moscow.
>uh
Do you now.
No.757862
>>757859
>watching a different channel on his tablet
>ditto: Red Hood edition
You ever think they're just jealous?
No.757863
>>757857
She's not offending but...getting on my nerves is a different story.
>>757855
Name one thing wrong with it.
It's never had any negative consequences for me.
>Jack that's a lie and you know it
>>757859
You should've seen the news reports for when I went after World Marshall.
No.757864
>>757861
Too right.
>ahem
OI, DOG.
No.757865
>>757864
>misty as a London night
>and then there was Cap
...?
No.757866
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>>757857
Is a salad too boring?
>>757858
The NIne-Tailed Miko, Tamamo-no-Mae, at your service!
>>757859
"Terrorist vigilante." Hm.
>>757860
Not even if I offered you this?
>pulls out a tomato from her sleeve
>>757863
It gets to you and makes you antsy.
No.757867
>>757861
But I made it for-
>oh we're sharing
I do not think you will suffer for it.
No.757868
>>757864
>>757865
...Integra.
You do know that's a Nazi, right.
I shouldn't have to remind you that the bitter cold isn't the only thing from Russia that doesn't like Nazis.
>>757867
It'd be a little ironic, wouldn't it.
>waggling the fork
I have to make sure it's safe for normal human consumption, you realize.
>om
No.757869
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>>757863
>it's the same thing Jack
>come on
>you just have to explain your life style
>>757859
>I find the humans lack of understanding final justice sad
>>757866
>no, but try a fruit one
No.757870
>>757860
Wah! It really is alive!
>"I told you..."
>Ghost kneeling to Meta Knight's level
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you, Mister... Mister...
>>757866
Aw, I wanted to guess... It's still an honor to meet you, Miss Tamamo!
>"Is she still gonna eat our souls, or...?"
No.757871
>>757868
I took the recipe from a cookbook I borrowed from the angry yellow ninja man.
No.757872
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>>757870
Yes I am alive. Thank you for noticing.
And please, call me Meta Knight.
>>757866
>looks at the tomato
>then back to her
Do I look like Kirby to you?
No.757873
>>757868
>:3c
>petting Cap
You'll hush if you want to hear the benefits.
>cups Cap's chin
He's mute.
No.757874
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>>757869
Fruit salad~ Yummy yummy~
>pulls one out from her sleeve
Wait a minute, you don't put tomato in a fruit salad.
>>757870
You know, eating souls requires a very... intimate process. A-are you really thinking lewd things about me already?
>>757872
I can answer that or you can have this fruit salad.
No.757875
>>757862
It'd definitely explain a lot.
>sighs
Now I've gotta figure out how to deal with the cops without giving people more reasons to see me as the bad guy.
>>757863
Lemme guess: They thought you were gonna start the apocalypse?
>>757866
What can I say? People don't like me.
>>757869
"Sad" is one way to put it. I would've gone with "idiotic", myself.
No.757876
>>757866
I am not antsy, do I look antsy to you?
Besides, holding my emotions back is not getting to me.
>>757869
I've done enough explaining as is, thank you.
>>757875
They sure acted like it.
To be fair, I caused a lot of trouble there...between having a car chase and hacking other cyborgs to pieces.
No.757877
>>757871
>oh wait a minute now
>Russian tastebuds have activated
>SWEPT
>BY THE FLAAAAVOOOOOOORRRR
>>757873
>mute
>mute
>shuddering
No.757878
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>>757874
>if you did
>it would be dishonorable
>>757876
>you're getting upset Jack
No.757879
>>757877
>hot
Hot.
>ahem
Obviously this is the barest of trial runs. My assets aren't something that could be just given away even if I wanted it. But he'll come when called, he's enough of a dog for that, at least.
No.757880
>>757875
I shoot'em with rubber slugs.
No.757881
>packing things into a box marked "Raiden"
Feels like just yesterday...
No.757882
>>757872
Sorry! It's just that... You're so round and small! And I bet you're really soft too.
>"You're doing a wonderful job apologizing."
>>757874
>...
>"Takeru, I don't think I like this place."
Don't worry. She's only kidding.
>uuuuh
R-Right...?
No.757883
>>757877
>eeeeee
I will make more occasionally.
>slips out of the maid dress
It is Sunday, so I will be taking a small break.
No.757884
>>757874
...how am I supposed to eat this?
>>757882
If you are trying to make me less offended it isn't working.
I'm far more offended than I was before.
No.757885
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>>757875
Is this how most villain stories start?
>>757876
You look like you'd jump from a Jack-in-a-box.
>>757878
I don't think it's working. What's a "kirby", by the way?
>>757882
Well I would hope heroes like you wouldn't be thinking stuff like that.
>scolding mom status: yes
>>757884
I thought you'd have a mouth under the mask.
No.757886
>>757879
>recovering
I hope there aren't any hard feelings around my camp.
>smirkan
Or maybe not, it might be funny.
So, what's his name.
>>757883
>feeling around her teeth
If I didn't already have a cavity...
>uh
You should have been out of that dress the whole day. Don't tell me you were working.
Because that would insubordination.
No.757887
>>757885
>the name of another Star Warrior
>you are having a hard time making friends
No.757888
>>757876
Doesn't sound that much different than the kind of trouble I cause on a regular basis. Minus the whole "fighting cyborgs" thing, anyway.
>>757880
Sounds simple enough. Although I'm pretty sure the news reporters are going to lie and say I'm using live ammunition.
>>757885
>shrugs
Way most people see it, I'm already a villain.
No.757889
>>757886
His name?
>looking at Cap
...
How the fuck should I know, I just call 'im dog-oh hang on now.
>squinting at the tags
"Captain".
No.757890
>>757886
You sent me out with Boris and I forgot to change.
>guh
No.757891
>>757878
I'm not upset!
>>757881
Snake what's that box for...?
>>757885
Well that's just not wrong, I'll have you know I'm not antsy at all.
Nor am I emotionally unstable.
>>757888
Guess we have that in common, huh?
Yeah though they were cyborg cops.
World Marshal used to have strict control of Denver before I got rid of Armstrong.
No.757892
>>757891
>Jack
>you are yelling again
>think back to boxes and lavender sent
No.757893
>>757891
Raiden?
No, it can't be. I must be seeing things. Raiden went off to be a desert drifter.
No.757894
>>757884
>sigh
Sorry about my friend. He did not mean to demean you in anyway. He just gets nervous easily and this clouds his mind. Please, accept his apologies.
>>757885
>...
>turns around
>walking away
No.757895
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>>757888
See when they do that I break into the news station after hours and take a shit on the reporter's chair.
No.757896
>>757889
>Captain
>sigh
That's going to cause some friction with the men, the whole Nazi thing notwithstanding. I'll think of something.
>>757890
Is that sass I'm hearing?
>said while gulping down cake
>Bala choose one or the other
No.757897
>>757896
>gkkt
I am not sassing!
No.757898
>>757885
You have no right to know what lies under this mask.
>>757894
Fine, but it had better not happen again.
No.757899
>>757885
But... But I didn't say anything!
>>757884
Y-Yeah! What Mak- Uh, Spectre said!
>>757894
Nice save!
>Wait
>Is he
You can't leave yet.
>grabbing him by the hoodie
No.757900
>>757898
IF SHE PULLS THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE!?
No.757901
>>757896
Look if I had a bloody choice whether he was a Nazi or not, don't you think I would have fucking tried something already?
>spears a piece of cake
When my butler gives me lip, I have a certain way to ensure it never happens again.
No.757902
>>757887
I'm not as good at this as I used to be...
>>757888
If you start trying to take over the world you and I are going to have a very long talk.
>>757891
Mikos don't like being lied to, but I'll take your word for it.
>still staring suspiciously
>>757894
>sighs
>clicks her fingers
>he's gonna find himself walking towards her
My apologies. I get carried away sometimes.
>>757898
If I pulled it off, would you die?
>>757899
I know, I know. I've been cooped up in my temple for too long.
No.757903
>>757902
>challenge excepted
>we are friends now
>come eat raw meat with me!
No.757904
>>757897
There. That was sass right there, wasn't it?
An unhealthy relationship between a maid and her mistress isn't conducive to a positive work environment, hm.
Whatever should I do with you.
>>757901
>guhuhuhuhuh
Do tell.
No.757905
>>757891
You'd think people would realize who's side you were on after you took Armstrong down.
>>757895
Seriously? That just seems... immature.
>>757902
Why the hell would I want to take over the world?
No.757906
>>757904
>aaaaaaaa
>what is wrong with me
>[barkbark internally]
No.757907
>>757892
Yelling?
You know who's yelling here?
Not this guy!
>>757893
I didn't actually do that, Snake.
Turns out that guy I murdered was an insane drugged up hobo.
Because of course it was.
>>757902
>looking left and right
So what if I'm lying?
I'm a passionate cyborg, it's best if I hold back.
>>757905
They still think of me as an outlaw.
Partially why I hang out here, cops usually leave this place alone.
No.757908
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>>757904
It's quite simple, really.
A little public humiliation here, a little overstimulation there.
He's tolerable for another month afterward at the very least.
No.757910
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No.757911
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>>757907
>you still are
>and you should warn Snake that the homeless maybe after his boxes too
No.757912
>>757907
NO, YOU CAN'T TRICK ME, YOU...YOU...
GHOST OF SIDEKICKS PAST
No.757913
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No.757914
>>757903
R-really?
>>757905
>her mirror flies over his head
Forget I said anything.
>>757907
Everything's good in moderation, but sometimes just gotta let it out!
No.757915
>>757899
Hmph.
Like I said, try to stop yourself from calling me that next time.
>>757900
>>757902
It would be extremely unpleasant.
No.757916
>>757915
YOU'RE A SMALL GUY!
No.757917
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>>757906
>cheek pinched
Well?
>>757908
Ordinarily I'd say keep conversations like this during our normal meetings, but this is quality information, after all.
No.757918
>>757899
I don't have to take this. Let go, Takeru!
>>757898
Trust me. As the guy who grew with him, I can say he's got a good heart. He's just a bit...
>trying to get Ghost off his hoodie
Annoying.
>>757902
>ported
>Almost bumbs into Tamamo
What the...!
>steps back in surpise
No.757919
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>>757914
>yes
>I accept this challenge to be your friend
>and share my raw meat with you
No.757920
>>757917
I do not know what came over me.
No.757921
>>757907
Seems like dodging the long arm of the law is the main reason people're here these days.
>>757909
I just wouldn't expect you to do something like that, s'all I'm saying.
>>757914
>HMM
>my shenanigans senses are tingling
...Okay.
No.757922
>>757917
Just another thing you owe me.
>om
Bloody fuck this is good.
No.757923
>>757911
I would but he's not gonna listen to me!
>>757912
Snake I'm not a ghost...at least I'm sure I'm not.
It's me, the real Raiden. The real...Jack.
Your sidekick, the real deal!
Also hobos might try to steal your box like they attempted to steal mine.
>>757914
I refuse, I might get...too emotional.
I must remain not let myself get too out of control. I must hold back...
>Raiden Jack the Ripper is gone
>why are you so worried
>>757921
I've got other reasons but that's just one of many benefits to it.
No.757924
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>>757913
>th...that looks awful tasty
No.757925
File: 1457926940934.jpg (43.51 KB, 540x317, 540:317, tumblr_nojlxsO8es1tqwivlo1….jpg)
I don't remember why I came back here...
No.757926
>>757924
>it sure is
>>757923
>still worth warning him
No.757927
>>757920
Well that's kind of a buzzkill.
>sticks a strawberry from the cake in her mouth
But there should still be a measure of punishment, you wouldn't me to get soft.
>hmm
A mile jog, as you are now.
...Then you're going to help me buy dog food for a grown man.
>>757922
It's also mine.
>cue fork fighting
No.757928
>>757902
No, no, no! It's not your fault! Really! Makoto is just a bit hot-headed, that's all.
>>757915
So you're an actual Knight?
>>757918
She was only joking! You don't have to be such a-
>warped along
Wh-
>Spectre stepping back+being pulled by ghost=
>CRASH
No.757929
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>>757921
I do a lot of dumb stuff.
No.757930
>>757923
No! This is just like Boss's fight against the Sorrow!
>click
Send your ghosts, I've made peace with all tha-did you say hobos.
No.757931
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>>757915
You're a cute ball.
>>757918
>grinning
Can you accept an apology from a sincere fox?
>>757919
I don't like the way you say "challenge".
>>757921
I'm beginning to think I need to get out more, Marc.
>>757923
We're all human, Raiden. It's a part of what we do!
>>757928
He doesn't take teasing well, does he?
No.757933
>>757927
>a mile isn't so bad
Oh, oka--there is no need to fight, I have more in the oven!
No.757934
>>757916
For you.
...wait why did I just say that?
I am not small.
>>757918
Trust me, I noticed.
>>757928
I am where I come from.
Not many knights there.
>>757931
For yo--
DON'T CALL ME THAT!
No.757936
>>757926
>y-you enjoy it
>gone
No.757937
>>757932
I was going to go with fever dream, but that works too.
No.757938
>>757927
Come now, there's no need to be possessive.
>rrr you bitch
>>757933
There, see?
No.757939
>>757923
To tell you the truth, I don't even remember why I started coming here in the first place.
>It was me, Marc. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
>Shut. Up.
>>757929
>smirk
You think I don't know that by now?
>>757931
We both do, if you want me to be honest.
No.757940
>>757937
You don't look too sick to me.
No.757941
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>>757926
I did, I did don't worry.
>>757930
Yes I did, Snake.
Damn hobos almost robbed me of a happy life of settling down all because they wanted my box!
A happy life...almost robbed from me.
I ALMOST LEFT EVERYTHING BEHIND! I CAN'T LEAVE IT ALL AGAIN...
>caaaaalm
But that's in the past, now.
>>757931
I'm not human. Haven't been in a long time.
>>757939
I came here to fight Armstrong once again.
No.757942
>>757933
>LET US FIGHT LIKE FORK WARRIORS
>cling clang clong
...You planned for this, didn't you.
>>757938
Let's remember whose authority passes here, and who inherited theirs like a monarch.
No.757943
>>757940
I don't?
>that's a first
No.757944
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>>757941
Just so you know, Boss told me to slap you if you keep singing. But I'll let that one slide.
>nodnod
You have to learn that you can leave your things behind, Raiden. A box is still just a box.
No.757945
>>757934
>Fell on the floor
>Literally on Meta Knight's level
It could be worse.
>>757931
>Tch
>Gets up and dusts himself
Sure, why not? Just don't do this again.
>>757928
You're really messing up today you kn-
>One of the Eyecons falls of his hoodie and starts bouncing across the room
H-Hey!
No.757946
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>>757938
>>757942
Not particularly, no.
No.757947
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>>757934
>pet the borb on the head
I can't help myself.
>>757935
I'm not that bad!
>>757939
HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS?!
>>757941
>ear wiggle
What makes you say that?
No.757948
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>>757943
Seen quite a few sick people in my day.
Usually they've got runny noses or something.
No.757949
>>757947
>pats on the head
>it doesn't matter friend
>>757941
>we must always worry
>expect now I'm going back to camp
No.757950
>>757942
>ho don't do it
Power is power, Balalaika. And I have enough to be generous and share mine. Isn't that bloody nice of me?
>>757946
Sorted. Give Fryface here the fresh one, I'll finish this one up, miss...
No.757951
>>757948
I almost forgot what that was like.
>Migi prevents illness
>woopwoop
No.757952
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>>757946
Someone sounds bored.
>Bala you were just threatening her
Where's your friend tonight.
>>757950
...Captain, huh.
No.757953
>>757941
What, you're telling me he didn't learn to fuck off after the first time?
>>757947
>
>j e e z
I mean... I'm not that good at it either, but I can try to help out, at least.
No.757954
>>757951
>tfw Martian immunity
Sick? No.
Stoned? Maybe.
No.757955
>>757950
>!
>I forgot to introduce myself aaaa
>
>>757952
She seems very tired.
No.757956
>>757934
>Knocked down on the floor
>How does it feel to have someone looking up at you, Mets?
So are you... a hero?
>>757931
Not really... But trust me, once you get to know him, he's really nice!
>...
Sometimes.
>>757945
Should we go get that?
No.757957
>>757944
What? I can't help it, it just happens. I blame Dok.
And it's more than just the box. You gave me this box, Snake. You wanted me to use it for reasons...and I'm gonna use it for those reasons.
Also it's more than just the box, anyway. I have more to leave behind than just the box. I have everything to leave behind.
>>757947
All you have to do is look at me.
I've known robots who were more human than me.
>>757949
Goodnight, Predator.
>>757953
Nope. I'm not sure what his problem his, but he didn't. Brought back out Excelsus and everything...
I remember when I came here the first time vividly...so many things have changed but yet they stay the same.
No.757958
>>757954
I'm not one for drugs.
>not like they'd do anything
No.757959
>>757945
I don't see how much worse it could be.
>>757947
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That feels pretty nice...
Cut it out.
Now.
>>757956
>feels liberating
Yes, you could call me that.
I try not to make it too clear what my intentions are, though.
No.757960
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>>757952
>:^)
That's right.
He doesn't do much, if he bothers to stay corporeal. Just lays in front of the fireplace.
Shirtless
>eyebrow wiggle
>>757955
>that
>is adorable
A pleasure, Fabiola. I'm Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. Sir Integra will do.
I think you'll know me as a...friend of your boss here.
No.757961
>>757957
You only have as much to leave behind as you think you do.
Remember when I told you about Shadow Moses? My sneaking suit from back then ended up getting shredded. Even though it was a gift from Foxhound and Master Miller, I didn't feel bad. Protecting a gift is one thing, but using it to its full extent is another.
No.757962
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>>757945
Yes mister officer sir.
>looks down
>ashamed
>>757949
You're making me feel worse now...
>>757953
I'm going nuts here!
>shaking his collar
>not that she's strong enough to move him normally
>>757956
He sounds like the type that makes for a really sass sidekick.
>>757957
I'm looking at you and I can see you're still a person inside. The emotions I'm detecting tells me so.
>>757959
Aren't you glad we're friends now?
No.757963
>>757955
Looks like it's rubbing off on you.
>rubs her temples
Yet another thing to worry about.
>little malice in them words
>mm
You're cute when you bow like that.
>>757960
>squint
My intentions aren't nearly as unorthodox as you seem to believe, Integra.
No.757964
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>>757958
Nah, didn't think you were.
>puff
Still trying to figure that out.
No.757965
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>>757960
I remember you from when miss Bala took me to London.
>>757963
>um
I am sorry, I did not get much rest.
>cute
>face all red
No.757966
>>757963
And they say I've got the stick up my arse.
>shrug
Free eye candy is free eye candy, Balalaika. Don't be a twit and bloody squander it, right?
>>757965
You were with her in London?
I'm jut going to apologize for Alucard anyway, knowing the little bastard.
No.757967
>>757956
YES! NOW GET UP, YOU DOLT!
>>757959
>Chasing a small ball across the hall
Trust me. It could be worse.
>>757962
>siiiigh
>pauses on the chase
Don't apologize. I should have overreacted like that.
No.757968
>>757957
Ain't that the truth. Hell, my archenemy would've probably shown up here by now too. Good thing he's too busy crying his eyes out inside of a padded room.
>Marc no you shouldn't be proud of scarring someone for life
>>757962
>uh
...Well, what do you want me to do?
No.757969
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>>757965
>?
Your bedtime is 11:30, that hasn't moved with the time change. What were you doing up so late?
>>757966
He was wearing a greatcoat, I was a little more distracted with the swastikas and iron crosses he had on everywhere.
No.757970
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No.757971
>>757961
I didn't even use it, Snake. Let alone to the full extent. Give me time, I will.
And I have a lot to leave behind...I don't want to be alone again, I can't be alone again. I've got too many friends now...I couldn't leave, even if I wanted to. I just don't want to be alone again. I can't let that happen...I've been alone enough, Snake. Never again.
>>757962
You can detect my emotions? You must be feeling overwhelmed...
>>757968
Guess you really did a number on him, huh?
No.757972
>>757959
Oooooh. So you're like Makoto then! No wonder you two seem to get along.
>>757962
>"Nooooope. That would be me~"
Yurusen? When did you-
>"I know you're having fun talking to this cute goddess, but shouldn't you be helping your friend out?"
>>757967
I'm coming, I'm coming! Let me just...
>slowly getting back at his feet
No.757973
>>757962
Yes I suppose.
I want you to stop it, though.
>>757967
In what way?
>>757970
>finally something as ridiculous as I am
What are you making? It smells...good.
>>757972
Yes he seems much more...
>Meta don't be rude
>don't be rude
pleasant than you are.
>that is rude, mr borb
No.757974
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>>757971
>do I tell him
>nah
You won't ever be alone again.
But something you may not know is the relationships you've built aren't something you can leave behind since by their definition they're shared by more than one person. It ever will end.
No.757975
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>>757967
>floating the ball over
What's that?
>>757968
I'm... not entirely sure.
>>757971
Nothing a good miko can't handle!
>doesn't look fazed in the least
>>757972
I'm... for the first time, I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking at.
>>757973
Okay, okay. I suppose it's enough. But you better be prepared when I see you again!
No.757976
>holding the microwave
Uahahaha! Rejoice, mongrels! Now this Archer conference can truly beg-
>>757967
>Nobunaga Eyecon bounces inside the microwave
...So that's why the told me to keep it closed. I can't say I have any regrets.
>BOOM
No.757977
>>757973
Coffee. You never had coffee before?
No.757978
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>>757976
You fool! You big golden fool!
No.757979
>>757970
yo, can you make me a cup?
No.757981
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>>757971
Yeah. Though I guess I should thank him, in a way. If he hadn't killed me back in Egypt, I wouldn't be playing hero now.
>>757975
Uh...
>hug: deployed
That help at all?
No.757982
>>757974
I guess...but that doesn't mean I want to leave it all behind.
Even if they'll remember me, I don't want to just be a memory...not while I'm alive.
Also I literally just started dating again, I'm not gonna leave that behind. I still can't believe that, as soon as I start dating a hobo walks in pretending to be her dad because he wants my box!
That is just my luck!
>>757975
You seem like you shouldn't be taking as well but whatever you say.
>>757981
And if I hadn't become a cyborg, I wouldn't be either.
I probably wouldn't even be here if I weren't.
Funny how that works...
No.757983
>>757982
Uh...yeah.
Who are you dating again? Something about an elf?
I don't think elves are that easy to pretend to be.
No.757984
>>757973
Lots of ways!
>>757975
That's-
>>757976
>Falls to his knees
NOBUNAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>757972
TAKERU! MY EYECON EXPLODED!
No.757985
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>>757979
You got a mug here? Cause if you don't got a mug you're outta luck
No.757986
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>>757981
Yes, but I'm still panicking because the microwave's gonna go wild!
>>757982
Going above and beyond common courtesy is what foxes love to do.
>>757984
You should back away from the microwave, right now!
No.757987
>>757985
>*sans grabs a cup from his coat pocket, and hands it to you.
>*You really don't know how he out it in there, because it looks too big to fit.
here ya go.
No.757988
>>757977
I've heard of it, but I've never partaken.
>>757975
>sigh
I guess that is all I can ask.
>>757984
Well I guess when you present such a stunning argument, I cannot disagree.
No.757989
>>757973
>ouch
Sorry... I'm usually better at first impressions.
>>757975
>"I'm the uncanny Yurusen!"
That doesn't answer her question...
>"I'm the sassy sidekick!"
That's better.
>>757976
So that's what happens... Akari probably will want to know this.
>>757984
We haven't seen it yet! Maybe it's just the microwave, and the Eyecon is fine!
No.757990
>>757987
>seen bigger come out of smaller
>pours him a cup
>>757988
Want some?
No.757991
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>>757978
>>757980
>>757984
>>757989
>Wait
>Who's that standing on top of the unconscious Gilgs?
No.757992
>>757988
Sir?
Ah, there ye are! I be lookin' all over for ye!
No.757993
>>757986
You! Fox creature! Incinerate that microwave!
>>757991
>no
>this is not very Arjuna at all
Welcome back...Demon Lord.
No.757994
>>757988
Walking around so adorably, you're asking for it.
>>757989
I perfect hero duo! I This is unprecedented!
>>757991
T-the demon king of the sixth hell!
>>757993
It's too late! The damage is already done!
No.757995
>>757990
Mind if I grab some?
No.757996
>>757983
See you'd think that...
>looks at the "King's" bones
>next to the skull are half chewed fake elf ears
Buuuuuuut I guess he really wanted that box.
>picks up the ears
These look like rubber Spock ears you can buy at any nerdy specialty shop or costume store.
Motherfucker.
>>757986
I can see that, I'm sorry if things get a little crazy with my emotions.
I get carried away sometimes.
No.757997
>>757988
I'm his childhood friend. If anybody would know, it'd be me.
>>757989
You're right... I need to get to that microwave and retrieve Nobunaga.
>>757986
But I need to get m-
>>757991
...What.
No.757998
>>757982
Guess everything really does happen for a reason.
>>757986
>blink
Okay, that might be a problem.
>>757991
Uh-oh.
>Listen. If whoever that is tries to kill us, you need to go find the Human Torch and beat the shit out of him for making a magic microwave.
>I can do that.
No.757999
>>757990
thanks man.
>*sans takes the cup back, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup from his other pocket, and just dumps a whole load of ketchup into the coffee, then takes a sip.
ah! delish!
...what? I like my coffee like I like my women....
with tons of ketchup!
>wink
No.758000
>>757996
So they're that sloppy, huh.
This isn't your ordinary fake elf hobo, I think.
>turns the ears over
>there's a serial number on the back
Just as I thought, this was a SHADOW PATRIOTS sting operation.
No.758001
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>>757989
Well you've done a terrible job with this one.
Good luck trying to fix it.
>>757990
Might as well.
>>757992
Captain Vul!
How goes the progress on fixing the Halberd? When will it be fully operational once more?
>>757997
You've known this man for this long?
Is he always this embarrassing?
>>757994
I'm going to ask you to never say any part of that sentence to me ever again.
No.758002
No.758003
>>758001
Aw yes.. About that...
We do not have enough supplies... to be fixin' the Halberd.
No.758004
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>>757996
Being obnoxious makes it easy to get people to open up.
>>757997
What was that that landed in the microwave?
>>757998
It's too late. The sixth hell has already arrived.
>;__;
>>758001
These hands are made for petting!
No.758005
>>757994
Typical, all you Casters are useless, useless, useless, useless!
>Gandiva get
I will my part as the Blessed Hero and send this demon scum back to hell before she eats all my naan.
>>757998
Pale man that reminds me too much of Karna, step away from the lazy food heating contraption.
No.758006
>>757995
I made enough for everyone.
Hey...ain't you Clark Kent, ace reporter for the Daily Planet?
>>757999
>shrugs
Seen weirder
>>758001
>hands him what remains after three other people got coffee
Sorry, no more mugs
No.758007
>>757998
Guess so...
I should be happy if that's the case, then.
This place is...pleasant. Have met plenty of nice people here.
>>758000
Son of a bitch! They almost got me too!
I can't believe I fell for that.
I'm going to find the Shadow Patriots...and then I'm going to kill whatever it is! AI, people, or whatever!
It's personal now!
>>758004
So it's just an act to make me reveal my true emotions?
Well congratulations, it worked.
I hope you don't feel anything too embarrassing.
No.758008
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>>757994
Heheh.
>"Yep. Good old muscle and brains combination. Takeru here would be lost without my help."
Hey! It's not like that... completely.
>>758001
>nod
Count on me! I'll definitely do a better job next time!
>>757991
The Eyecon... It became a heroic spirit!
No.758009
>>758006
Why yes I am! I didn't expect anyone to recognize me way out here, especially since retirement.
>filling his cup
No.758010
>>758006
shoulda known, you're a walking duck after all.
well, I gotta run, I'm gonna be late for work.
see ya, bud.
>*sans seamingly teleports away.
No.758011
>>758007
Keep your cool, Raiden. You can't afford to let yourself get angry.
We don't know what the Shadow Patriots are capable of, or even what they're after.
All that we have is that they seem to like...doing really childish things to you.
No.758012
>>758003
What? We don't have enough supplies...? Well maybe it shouldn't have crashed again!
Well the next time Dedede shows up, I guess we're going to have to hitch a ride with him.
>sigh
I think I'd rather remain stranded.
>>758004
They aren't made for petting me!
Hrm.
>>758006
Oh well, I guess I can't complain too much.
>grabs a straw
>siiiiiip
>>758008
I should hope so, if not then I don't see this going too well.
No.758013
>>758008
Bwahahaha! Oda Nobunaga walks the earth again!
>>757993
>
>>757994
The very same!
>>757998
>[M E N A C I N G]
There's too many gods here for my taste.
>>757997
Ah, Makoto! It's so good to see you eye-to-eye.
>Mmmm
Although... Wouldn't Master be more appropriate now?
No.758014
>>758004
>oh no you don't
>only one of us is allowed to feel sad
Tamamo, look at me. You're going to be fine. I promise.
>>758005
>backs up
I'm not sure shooting the microwave's the right move here, but knock yourself out.
>>758007
>chuckles
Same here. Didn't really have any friends at all beforehand.
>>758013
Then maybe you walked into the wrong clubhouse.
No.758015
What the devil's going on here.
No.758016
>>758012
Actually sir, I was going to mention;
There be a recent activity of interplanetary craft landin' around
this vacinity, if we were to be able to capture one of these here ships andsavge them for parts, we may be able to collect enough supplies to fix the Halberd.
No.758017
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>>758005
As a divine servant, you stand no chance!
>>758007
Aha, act, yeah...
>ahem
I'll keep quiet for both our sakes, yes?
>>758008
You have to embrace the perfect stereotype combination!
>oh
Do you have Okita's summon ball too?
>>758012
Your head is built for petting.
>!!!
How are you drinking through that straw?!
>>758013
I feel a bad premonition.
>>758014
The carnival's going to start again, Marc! NONE OF US WILL SURVIVE!
No.758018
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>>758009
Planet's better than the Bugle.
Well they were until they stopped running Funky Winkerbean.
>>758012
Good attitude Beach Ball Knight.
No.758019
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>>758013
Ack-NO, MY FACE
>stylish posing
Oh no, I dropped the naan!
>>758014
What are you talking about, I mean the woman in the sun hat!
Idiots!
>>758017
IT BURNS, GET IT OFF, IT'S DESTROYING MY COOLNESS
No.758020
>>758001
Not usually.
>>758004
An Eyecon. It is said to hold the soul of a legendary hero. That one was Nobunaga's.
>>758013
>what
>what
What.
>>758008
Takeru, why is Nobunaga a little girl and why is she calling me Master?
No.758021
>>758011
You're right, you're right...those sons of bitches are gonna pay, though.
If they like doing things like this to me, there's only a few options of who might be in charge.
I'm betting either Armstrong or maybe even Solidus. If you, Boss, Liquid, and Venom can come back I'm sure Solidus could do the same. Even if Boss is using his body, he still could.
>>758014
I only had a few people down at Maverick...and Snake but he was dead at the time.
Before I came here, that was it. I was disassociated with my wife and kid even then so they don't count.
I'm lucky I found this place, I found people who could keep up with me...people who either live a life like I do, or could keep up with my life.
>>758017
Good, heheh...I've already opened up enough to Snake over there.
>you can feel the loneliness
No.758022
>>758018
Did they?
I was always more of a Pogo man, myself.
No.758023
>>758021
...Boss is using his body? But it would have aged out like the rest of us years ago.
>uh
We shouldn't get ahead of ourselves. As far as we know, human Patriots aren't even a thing anymore. The AIs were much happier keeping a tight ship by themselves.
Besides, didn't you kill Armstrong? Like twice?
No.758024
>>758016
Hmmm, then that is what we will have to do. I am not normally a thief, but I must do what must be done.
Have the Knights scope the area around, see if they can find anything.
>>758017
>
I have a mouth, you know.
>>758018
>beachball knight
>not even mad anymore
You learn to deal with it.
>>758020
He must be having an off day, then.
I almost feel bad for him.
No.758025
>>758022
I liked Funky Winkerbean. Reminded me that no matter what malarky I've got going on, at least I don't live in that universe.
>>758024
Living in a world you've grown accustomed to
No.758026
>>758024
Aye aye, sir!
>salutes
What do ye sugest we do be doin' the the meantime?
No.758027
>>758025
Is there a lot of malarkey going on?
>Superman shirt peeking out
Sorry, old reporter's curiosity.
No.758028
>>758027
>that SOUL.
>too strong, even a humans.
>I wonder...
oh, uh... sorry for staring at ya there, i'm on break now.
sup?
No.758029
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>>758019
Not any more than you're doing to yourself.
>>758020
I want to call you an idiot but this wasn't your fault. You're gonna have to take responsibility for this girl.
>>758021
As long as it's someone, you're doing a good job!
>floats up and pats him on the head
>>758024
But you said you don't have one! I made you a fruit salad!
No.758030
>>758017
>urge to slap sense into: rising
>wait I'm not talking to Black Panther right now
You'll. Be. Fine.
>protective status: very yes
>>758019
>facepalm
>And I thought Hawkeye was pathetic...
>>758021
>nods
That's the one good thing about this place. You can always find common ground with someone.
No.758031
>>758014
Is that so?
>hmph
No matter. The presence of the divine doesn't bother me that much, now that their influence isn't as strong as in the old days.
>>758017
Nonsense! What else could my presence bring but prosperity?
>>758019
So? Get me more then!
>>758020
Oh yes, you're new to this. Worry not, nowadays it's merely a formality.
No.758032
>>758023
I think so? At least parts of it and Liquid. I never understood it, honestly.
And they aren't but what's to stop somebody from starting it up again just to mess with me? Whoever might want to do it would know that I have traumatic memories of the Patriots...
I mean sure I did, but you know how he'd be able to bullshit his way out of it again thanks to those nanomachines.
We left on good terms last time, though...maybe he'd be doing this to test my mettle.
>>758029
I guess I am. Gotta open up to someone else, though.
...is that really necessary?
>>758030
It feels so good.
To know people who feel what I do...I've been a loner for a long time but now I don't feel like I am one.
No.758033
>>758029
What was that.
>>758030
>I'll just be here
>on the ground looking scary
>>758031
Oh why don't you have your friend cough up blood if you're so hungry!
>ha that was so cool
No.758034
>standing by the "Archer Convention" sign
This cannot believe this.
>"This can't be real."
>Why was I invited to this?
No.758035
>>758027
I'm a talking Duck who's best friend is walking, non-talking mass of swamp.
Also I can't vote but still have to watch campaign ads
No.758036
>>758032
I'm sorry, you "left on good terms"?
I don't leave on good terms with my bad guys, Raiden. I'm the only one that leaves at all.
But you bring up a good point, the AIs might have just been lulled into dormancy by being led to believe they were acting of their own free will, while the Shadow Patriots were operating everything from behind the scenes.
We need to find any kids that Sigint might have had.
No.758037
>>758025
You know what it feels like too?
>>758026
I guess there is nothing we can do besides wait for something to happen.
Whether we find the ship parts necessary or, heaven forbid, we have to hitch a ride with Dedede.
Until either of those happen there is not much else we can do.
>>758029
I have one, but I'm not taking off my mask to eat it.
I can drink because I don't need to take the mask off.
No.758038
>>758034
>hiding behind Pred's plant
>!!!
>and he brought friends
>HMMMMMMMMMMM
No.758039
>>758030
If you hear gunfire you better let me know.
>>758031
So the Koha-Ace is staying where it is?
>>758032
It's an integral part of emotional development and progression.
>>758033
Kya! Don't look up my miko you pervert!
>>758037
So... you'll accept a fruit smoothie?
No.758040
>>758028
"Sup"?
Well I'm just enjoying this cup of coffee, is all.
Did you need something?
>>758035
From the looks of it, you're not missing much.
It breaks my heart to see perfectly valid ballots get cheated like they have been, but people will do what they do.
Swamp thing?
No.758041
>>758035
that's some real duck-scrimination.
....sorry, couldn't help myself.
>>758040
just wanted to say hi.
>he takes his hand out of his pocket, wanting you to shake his hand.
name's sans, sans the skeleton, and you are?
No.758042
>>758031
>birdgod pops up on Moonman's shoulder holding a script
Back in my day, human sacrifice was socially acceptable!
>flipping through pages
You kids get off my lawn!
>>758032
Trust me, being a loner's no way to live. Took me about a year to realize that, but still.
>>758033
>you call that scary?
>I can glare so hard my eyes catch on fucking fire
>get on my level fam
>>758039
What, you want me to take a bullet for you or something?
No.758043
>>758017
Souji Okita? Why you want to know?
>>758020
Okay: It's a bit complicated but-
>suddenly ganma
Tell you later. I'll take these guys on, you already got a much bigger problem!
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No.758044
>>758037
Ah, well, I'll be goin' back to the Halberd then, even though it's dark.
And cold.
...Is there not a room I can sleep in here?
No.758045
>>758039
Showing your foolish shimapan to me so brusquely..
>POSE
How dare you.
>>758042
>fire isn't fancy
>nobody can match my POSES
No.758046
>>758036
He said him and I were "kindred spirits" or some bullshit like that. I take that as "good terms."
I mean he called me that before...he died but that's what he said. The guy was mental, I don't know how else to explain anything about him.
And exactly. We need to find out just what the Shadow Patriots are up to and--
>looks at the ears again
>squint
Snake this is just a barcode...kinda like the one I have on my forehead. Like what must cyborgs have...
Oh my god.
THE SHADOW PATRIOTS MUST BE DEVELOPING CYBORGS
>>758039
Whatever you say, you're the emotion feeling fox here.
Not sure how it helps but I'll roll with it.
>>758042
I knew it wasn't a way to live but I had no choice...others couldn't live with me for their own safety, but that's changed now.
People can protect themselves from what I bring and...from myself.
No.758047
>>758030
If you hear gunfire you better let me know.
>>758031
So the Koha-Ace is staying where it is?
>>758032
It's an integral part of emotional development and progression.
>>758033
Kya! Don't look up my miko you pervert!
>>758037
So... you'll accept a fruit smoothie?
>>758043
Keep that one safe. We can't have both of them running around this place.
No.758048
>>758046
Raiden, get a hold of yourself, kid!
>shakes him by the shoulders
Calm down. Obviously the Shadow Patriots are trying to integrate mechanization into as many people as they can in order to stop the flow of information at its source. By having direct access to a roboticized brain, you can make them believe anything you want.
So I wouldn't really call that making cyborgs.
Also if Armstrong comes back I'm killing him before you even know he's here.
No.758049
>>758039
>>758047
...I will accept a fruit smoothie.
>>758044
There is the attic, but I have heard horror stories about what's up there from what little time I've been here. I would stay away if possible.
There are other rooms though, but I hear they are also not great. Better than a broken Halberd I suppose.
No.758050
>>758033
What was that?
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>>758034
Archer convention? Bwahahaha! It seems I was summoned just in time!
>>758039
I'll have you know that The Demon King of The Sixth Hell is capable of multi-tasking. Thank you, very much!
>>758042
>sizing up Khonshu
Oh my! They lost more power than I thought!
No.758051
>>758049
I'll be seein' what I can find.
If ye need me, just yell.
No.758052
>>758024
It's not good day for either of us.
>>758031
What.
>>758029
What.
>>758043
TAKERU, NO LET'S SWITCH! LET'S SWITCH!
No.758054
>>758042
You're not fighting Nobunaga, thank you.
>>758045
How dare you!
>slap
>>758046
Goddesses know best.
>>758049
Tamamo has made progress!
>>758050
The Carnival was terrible enough! I can't allow gudaguda to return!
>>758052
The contract has already been sealed! You're too late.
No.758055
>>758050
Tch, you think you frighten the Blessed Hero?
>
>at least now it'll look I just have something in my eye instead of like I'm crying
>>758054
>Yaranaika~
Filth, I...
No.758056
>>758045
>your poses are bad and you should feel bad!
>>758046
Believe me, I understand where you're coming from.
I still haven't had to reset the "Days Without a Psychotic Breakdown" counter in his head.
The what-now?
You heard me.
>>758050
Gimme a break. These are hard times we're living in, y'know.
>>758054
Aw, c'mon. What's the worst that could happen?
>Moonman no
No.758057
>>758048
You're right, you're right...luckily my brain isn't mechanized but still. They might be doing more...they could make anybody their soldiers if they're able to roboticize brains! It must take some kind of...some kind of horrific technology to even achieve that!
The implications alone are astounding...I have to tell Dok to see if he knows anything about it. And then I might also go back to my regular body while seeing him, I'm gonna need it. We must destroy the Shadow Patriots as soon as possible!
Also you can probably do it. You're Solid freakin' Snake after all, not even his nanomachines can combat that. Do you have to do it while I'm not watching, though? I want to see that!
>>758054
You're a goddess too?
Well I guess you would know, then.
>>758056
Yep...we're pretty close in a lot of ways, Marc. Except you're not a cyborg. And I don't have a god in my head.
At least I won't be having anymore psychotic breakdowns with Jack the Ripper finally gone.
No.758058
>>758051
Can do, Captain.
Can do.
>>758054
Yes you have, so...congratulations I suppose.
>>758052
I can see that.
Like you said, it could be worse.
No.758059
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>>758055
Shimapan is the crystallization of a maiden's purity! How can I get married now?!
>>758056
I'm not explaining to my daughter how her husband ended up riddled with unholy bullets.
>>758057
Shh. Keep it on the down low. I'm not meant to be saying stuff like that out loud.
>>758058
The promised day has indeed finally come.
>fruit smoothie spurting out of her sleeves
Oops.
No.758060
>>758057
I do. You don't get to be Solid Snake otherwise.
>audience cheers
And because there are times when you need closure, and times when opening up old wounds would be a really bad idea. I'm taking it at face value that it's the latter.
Find out as much as you can, but don't ask anyone you might suspect as having technology...inside them.
[!]
The nanomachines, Raiden! Quick, we have to tell Boss!
>hurried sneaking
No.758061
>>758056
>oh yeah?
>OH YEAH
>>758059
Fox, fox, fox. Restrain yourself.
There was no possibly of saving something that didn't exist in the first place.
>[smug and haughty]
No.758062
>>758054
The return of gudaguda...
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>
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>>758055
Mmmm... It seems you've gained more spine since we last met. I'm impressed!
>>758052
Master! That reaction is no good! You should be way more glad to have the almighty Devil King of the Sixth Heaven, Oda Nobunaga by your side!
No.758063
>>758057
And at least I'm back to thinking I'm one person instead of three.
>>758059
You could always say it was aliens.
>chuckles
>energy shield is a go
'Sides, I came prepared.
>>758061
>I'm feeling a familiar emotion
>but I don't know what it is
>oh wait, yes I do
>it's called cringe
No.758064
>>758059
Then why did you say it in the first place?
>>758063
Jeez, having one voice in my head was enough, I can't imagine three...
>>758060
Aaaaalright, Snake. You know best and all that...
I'll see what I can do, though.
...wait shit, you're right! Nanomachines! Let's go!
>dives directly out the window
>starts running
No.758065
>>758059
...is fruit smoothie in your sleeves all the time?
Because if the smoothie is coming from your sleeves, I don't want any.
No.758066
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>>758058
>sigh
True, but they could get bad in a way that made sense!
>>758054
Contract? Just what nonsense are you-
>command seals on his hand
...what.
>>758062
I don'tthink I ever heard anything about Nobunaga being a little girl!
No.758067
>>758062
>totally not trembling
>ok Arjuna, one smooth motion
>wipe the sweat off your brow
>POSE CHANGE
>pokes himself in the eye
I've had repeated encounters with my brother.
>>758063
>n-nuh uh
>you're just too lame
>I bet it's the bag mask
No.758068
>>758061
>BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>deep breath
DANMAKU BATTLE!
>it's time for bullet hell
>>758062
No! It goes against this world's rules!
>says Tamamo while she goes full touhou on Arjuna
>>758063
If you're sure about this, I can't stop you.
>>758065
No, I can just pull things out of it. But if I think too hard awkward things happen.
>wiping the smoothie off her arms
No.758069
>>758066
Well now you're just asking for it to happen.
>>758068
That sounds unfortunate.
I am sorry for your smoothie sleeves.
No.758070
>>758056
Go back to the small bird! It was funnier that way!
>>758067
In that case, you should be able to handle
a lot more punishment now!
>DOUBLE BULLET HELL
>>758068
Rules? If there are any rules stopping me from achieving my rightful place, then I shall destroy such rules!
No.758071
>>758068
>pfff
You would attack a fellow hero?
Then I will show you the true power of those who have mastered the pose.
Releasing pose level 2.
>[ M E N A C I N G ] unlocked
>ow
>ow ow ow
>>758070
>aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
Uh...This is hardly fitting behavior for a hero.
I'm ashamed of you both.
>IT'S TIME
No.758072
>>758064
It was... pretty weird, to say the least.
>>758067
>you mean the bag mask that's accompanied by my swagtacular tuxedo?
>>758068
>shakes his head
I'm not gonna resort to fighting just yet. Just saying I will if I have to.
>>758070
>birdgod hops off of MK's shoulder
I could do that. Or... I could give you mental scars!
>initiating Faceless Tigra mode
No.758073
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>>758066
Come to my temple if you need explanation.
>>758069
Not as sorry as my laundry machine is about to be.
>crying internally
>>758070
I don't know if the fabric of this world can handle it!
>>758071
>gasp
He had a bomb!
Time to split, there's no way I'm being a midboss.
>>758072
Good.
>pokes his chest
So don't.
>jumps off into her mirror
>gonezo
No.758074
>>758072
>it's alright
>shame you can't pull any dank poses with it
>>758073
YES
IT WAS ME, JC
IT WAS ALWAYS ME
I sure hope that small vampire child doesn't pop up now.
No.758075
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>>758066
Bah! No need to ponder on such minor details! My victory record is clear! My power is maximum! Be it a Servant, or those yenma, they'll be no match!
>>758072
WAAAAAH! Get it away, get it away!
>anti god bullets go!
>>758073
I will make it handle!
>>758071
Bwahahahaha! That's the spirit! Nobunaga Archer!
>but I'm Nobunaga
>oh well
>ALL GUNS AT THE HUGE LIGHT BALL
>
No.758076
>>758073
Hah! No seriously that is going to be a pain.
You have my condolences.
No.758077
>>758075
You tiny simpleton!
>at least the guns aren't aimed at me
>don't mind if I
>POSE FOR MY SOUL
At least the gold one and the rest haven't said anything yet...
No.758078
>>758069
For things to get back at making sense? Yes, I am.
>>758073
...I don't know where her temple is.
>>758075
Ganma. And how are we gonna even fight them without the Eyecon? And Takeru's wish? What will happen to him?
No.758079
>>758078
Well now the opposite is going to happen. I am so sorry.
No.758080
>>758073
Heh... I'll try not to.
>>758074
>poses are for fruitbowls
>what are you, Arjuna?
>are you a man?
>or are you a bowl of goddamned fruit?
>>758075
SHIT!
>quickly voips his way back into MK's head
>That wasn't in the script. That wasn't in the script at all!
No.758082
No.758083
>>758077
Bwahahaha! Now...
>two more guns pointing at Arj
About that Naan...
>>758080
Come out, coward! You shall pay for that offense!
>>758078
You worry too much, Master!
>reaches into her pocket
>Eyecon get
See? The ball wasn't destroyed! We can still save the Tenkuiji boy.
No.758085
>>758081
Yeah... I doubt he'll be back anytime soon.
>>758084
>you don't even know
>you know what else doesn't know what it is?
>a tomato
>is it a fruit or a vegetable?
>NO ONE KNOWS
No.758086
>>758079
...Dammit.
>>758083
>sigh of relief
That's a start.
>Hmmm
So can you get back at it?
No.758087
>>758086
That's just how it works.
You should be more careful of what you say next time.
No.758088
>>758084
Go get some! The Devil King hungers!
>>758085
Let this be a warning to him then! No one crosses the Devil King and goes unpunished.
>>758086
...M-Maybe. But why wear me, when you can have me by your side?
No.758089
>>758085
>I'M NO TOMATO
>YOU'RE A TOMATO
>or at least Karna is
>oh how I hate him
>>758088
But I was saving that!
What is a man, but an engine by which naan made be made?
No.758090
>>758087
What a pain...
>>758088
>sigh
We'll figure this out later. Let's get out of here for now.
>picks Nobu up
>floats out
No.758091
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>>758088
Punishing him wouldn't solve anything anyway. "What has been seen cannot be unseen" and all that.
>>758089
>sounds like a personal problem, m8
No.758092
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>>758090
You're telling me.
>looks at the clock
Would you look at the time...
>
No.758093
>>758091
Bwahahaha! As I would let such a weak mental attack get to me! Sure it was unsightly, but it takes a lot more than that to shake The Demon King of The Sixth Hell, Oda N-
>>758090
>Nobu!?
B-But Master, my debut- I mean, my return! We need to end this in a cooler manner!
>>758089
Don't think this is over! I'll come back for you! And your NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
No.758094
>>758091
>youuuu
>YOUUUUUUU
>>758093
...
>oh thank Surya
How unsightly.
>packs up the rest of his naan
I blame Karna for this.
>skedaddles
No.758095
>>758093
>fucks given: -1
Uh-huh, sure. Be seeing you.
>>758094
>meeee
>MEEEEEEEE
No.758097