No.758096
That microwave should be quarantined
No.758098
>still laying down for three days
Two friends? But then one vanished, so it's one friend.
No.758099
>>758098
You seem confused, old chap.
No.758100
>>758099
>!
Steam! I have a problem: I only have one friend in all the world, forever. But then there were two! Did I break my promise?
No.758101
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>>758100
>[HISSSS]
Well if they're two of the same person does that not merely make it one, squared?
No.758103
>>758102
Squared, clay one. It's a mathematical term for multiplying a number by itself a number of times. Squared is two. One times one.
In the end it simply equals one. So no, you did not.
No.758104
>>758103
>NUMBERS, MY ONE WEAKNESS
I don't get it-
>no
Most excellent!
No.758105
>>758104
It's simple math, what's not to get?
No.758106
>>758105
Gil is better at numbers.
No.758107
>>758106
Thinking hard?
>head pat
No.758108
>>758107
>squish
My head hurts.
No.758109
>>758108
>?
That's a new one. I thought you couldn't feel this.
No.758110
>>758109
Oh it's not you, guard dog. I don't get hurt.
>tfw thinking too hard about time travel paradox
>this hurts the mud
No.758111
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>>758110
So what's the big deal then?
No.758112
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No.758113
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>watching election coverage
Jeez. You know its getting bad when I look like one of the lesser jokes in election history.
No.758114
>>758112
Oh right, I heard about that. Two goldies. But the other one's gone isn't he?
>>758113
We didn't listen. We let this happen.
No.758115
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>>758114
It's still confusing. Steam made me feel better though.
No.758116
>>758115
All that matters is what's in front of you. Everything else is secondary.
No.758117
>>758116
???
>Cu no he takes everything literally
The floor?
No.758118
>>758114
Maybe if things get real bad, Chip'll let me move in with him. Canada can't be that bad. Right?
No.758119
>>758118
Oh you poor deluded Donald Duck expy.
No.758120
>>758119
Hey, it took me this long to get used to living on a world full of dumb apes, and superheroes. Canada's probably still stuck back in the nineties. I can deal with the nineties again.
Grunge wasn't that bad.
No.758121
>>758120
If only. The 90's weren't that bad except for the superhero crowd.
No, Canada's got its... own, problems. You'll see.
No.758122
>>758121
Wolverine and Deadpool came from Canada.
Waagh. Damn. You might have a point there.
No.758123
>>758122
Sniktbub's alrigh, just overexposed. Too popular for his own good. And I kinda like Deadpool. At least when he was partnered with Cable.
No.758124
>>758123
Yeah. But still, they got all their powers from shady Canadians. Plus I'd probably have to team up with Puck. That guy's mustache give me the heeby jeebies.
No.758125
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>>758124
Or get made into the Wendigo's next meal.
No.758126
>>758125
Wendigo's in Toronto? Damn.
No.758127
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>>758126
Last I heard he's in "the Canadian wilderness". Whatever that constitutes as. I assume all of Canada.
No.758128
>>758127
Sounds about right.
Guess nowhere is safe.
No.758129
>>758128
Safety's both overrated and an illusion anyways.
No.758130
>>758129
Guess, the old saying is right. Life Sucks and Then You Die.
Great. This was a good way to start the day.
No.758131
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>>758130
You only live twice.
So whaddya think about Trump?
No.758132
>>758131
His hair is a Galactic Warlord named Kama Chamel Eon.
Also that he's a pompous windbag.
No.758133
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>>758132
Funny how the pompous windbag's our best bet.
No.758134
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>>758133
Eh. I can't vote so I don't really look any further than that.
Though I'd appreciate someone that could actually answer a question without it call coming back to how great he is.
No.758135
>>758134
It would be nice, but our only other options are kinda garbage too. Shiniest golden turd in the wastebin-style deal.
No.758136
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>>758135
I'd rather someone that promises to help people, not just says he's going to pick fights.
But its all moot since neither of us can or should vote.
No.758137
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>>758136
Being legally dead is a bitch yeah. But I've got a few fake identities I can use.
Besides, people who promise change tend to have their hands tied so it's a moot point.
No.758139
>flicking Uno cards onto a table hard enough they stick with TK
Boy, it sure is boring around here. I just wonder what Porky's up to.
No.758140
I wonder how much cash I have left, hotels are pretty expensive.
>wallet retrieved from inside his hand
>moths flying out
That's disappointing.
No.758141
>looks around
Where the hell is everybody?
No.758143
>>758142
Oh right. People have to eat.
No.758144
>>758143
We also gotta brush our teeth, sleep, go to the bathroom and groom. Y'know, not robot stuff. But I'm sure this pedantic exchange is probably sounding kinda condescending so I'm just gonna sip this coffee in a maybe still condescending way.
>ssssssssip
No.758145
tired.
don't usually stay up this early.
No.758146
>>758144
Hey I still gotta groom myself...my hair, anyway.
But yeah this is sounding somewhat condescending.
No.758147
>>758146
Maybe just a little bit.
Yeah I think I'm gonna go, cr1tikal's here to keep you company.
>strolls on out
No.758148
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No.758150
>>758148
sure acts like it.
and who are you?
No.758151
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>>758147
Alriiiight, whatever you say.
>>758148
You're telling me.
No.758152
>>758150
Oh no, skeletons! And they can talk this time!
>>758151
Reminds me of someone I used to know, but she's a lot less, uh, evil.
No.758153
>>758152
relax kid, I ain't gonna hurt ya.
name's sans, nice to meet ya.
No.758154
>>758152
Just who the heck was the other person you knew?
No.758155
>>758153
Oh, you're that girlboy's friend or something. They're not here anymore.
I'm Ness.
>>758154
My neighbor. He was kind of a jerk who tried to use a crazy godlike alien to rule the world. So I beat the stuffing out of him and the alien with my friends.
No.758156
>>758155
>...
Wow.
Your neighbor does sound like a jerk.
No.758157
>>758155
ness, huh? that's a nice name.
so, what's a kid like you doing in the middle of this swamp?
No.758158
>>758156
I think he's time traveling now, being a jerk to everyone he runs across.
Well. Crawls across.
>>758157
This is the part where I yell "stranger danger" isn't. I went to the after school program, you can't trick me Mr. Bones! The wild ride stops here!
No.758159
>>758158
What, did he lose his legs or something?
No.758160
>>758158
what?
no, that's not what I meant.
I was just asking, this swamp is pretty dangerous, y'know
alll these bad guys and monsters running around.
just wanted to know if you were alright.
No.758161
>>758159
He really doesn't do much of moving, I think he's got some kind of spider robot thing.
>>758160
>"it's just a prank bro" appearing over Ness' head
>haha psychic shenanigans
I can handle myself.
No.758162
>>758161
He doesn't seem like the type to move a whole lot. Probably has his thugs do most of his work for him too...
No.758163
>>758161
you sure?
well, alright then kid.
just be careful though, and don't go messing with things you shouldn't. alright?
No.758164
>>758162
Yeah, that's how it went. Brainwashed police, old ladies, possessed cars and even the undead. Aliens from the future too.
We got through it no problem.
>>758163
But that's the fun part of life.
No.758165
>>758164
Wait you fought all that and managed to beat him?
How'd you pull that off?
No.758166
>>758164
well, sometimes... the risk isn't worth the reward...
>this kid's SOUL... it's remarkably familiar... not sure why though...
No.758167
>>758165
I had my friends with me. You can do anything when you've got a good friend by your side.
>>758166
>[D E T E R M I N A T I O N]
Sometimes the risk is the reward.
No.758168
>>758167
You're absolutely right, friends make just about everything better.
No.758169
>>758167
>hmm... I might just have to stick around a while longer, just to see.
whatever you say.
>*sans takes something out wrapped in foil
>*he unwraps it, showing that it's a burger.
want some burg?
...c'mon! it's good!
No.758170
>>758168
Also helps that most my friends are some pretty radical espers.
>psi-guitar and shades go
>>758169
I got my own in my backpack for later.
No.758171
>>758170
Most of mine are cyborgs like I am.
And I'm going to espers are like...telepathic?
No.758172
>>758170
suit yourself.
>*he pulls out a bottle of ketchup from his pocket.
>*he opens the burger and pours a whole load of it on the burger, then takes a bite.
mmm-hmm! delish!
No.758173
>>758171
Weirdly enough, no. I think of my new friends I'm the only one who can read minds.
My old friend Paula could though.
>>758172
This sounds a lot like product placement.
No.758174
>>758173
Huh.
Well that's interesting.
So what's an esper, then?
No.758175
>>758173
well, I can't deny that grillby makes some good burg.
No.758176
>>758174
The "new" word for "psychic". I think people just want it to sound "cooler" even though psychic's pretty rad.
>>758175
I just go to Burger Shop in my hometown if I want a sandwich king.
No.758177
>>758176
That's...a ridiculous name. Psychic works just as well and it's been in use for the longest time.
Changing it now seems like a bad idea.
No.758178
>>758176
well, alright then.
>*sans checks his wrist, pretending he wearing a watch.
well, back to work.
I'll be seeing ya soon kid, take care.
>*sans magically teleports away. Strange, for a skeleton anyways.
No.758179
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>>758177
>shrug
Not my idea. That's what the Japanese call us I think.
>>758178
Did I just get a skelestalker?
No.758180
>>758179
Huh, that's just a bit odd.
You're not the first psychic kid I've ever met either. You're much nicer than the other one, though.
No.758182
>>758181
The other one got into my brain and really did a number on me.
He has a gas mask, red hair, that kind of thing.
No.758184
>>758183
It wasn't lewd!
...unless you're into that gore thing he was throwing into my brain, in which case I guess it was.
No.758185
>>758184
I think I'm just gonna... go.
>voip
No.758186
>>758185
...
>cough
That went horribly.
No.758187
>>758186
Children do as they do.
No.758188
>>758187
You're right, I'm just...not good with children. At all.
No.758189
>>758188
Not everyone is.
>[HISSSS]
I've been blessed with a few in my life. Seven sons and a daughter.
No.758190
>>758189
Wow, you must've been real "busy."
No.758191
>>758190
Oh yes. When I wasn't excitedly working on my machines, which I intended to bring my time into a glorious future, I was quite the family man.
No.758192
>>758191
Never had much of a chance to be a family man myself.
I've tried but it's never worked out, so...I'm not sure what it's entirely like.
No.758193
>>758192
It's quite the wonder, but yes it's not for everyone. Nothing truly is, save breathing and excreting.
I'm afraid each has their own experiences so providing a unified answer is impossible.
No.758194
>>758193
I guess so, I always wanted to give it a try but something always gets in the way before I get too comfortable.
No.758195
>>758194
You're a man, aren't you? Fight back then! Clearly it's a test of character, to see if you're able to keep what you care for!
It sounds to me like you just ran away instead.
No.758196
>>758195
Well that's just not tru--
>"You're breaking up with me? O-okay..."
>"Our ideals aren't the same, it isn't working? I guess you're right..."
...shit.
2/3 I ended up just giving in without a fight! Just...ran. And I almost did it again!
No.758197
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>>758196
>[STEAM JET OF ENCOURAGEMENT(?)]
Henceforth, running away without a fight is verboten! Forbidden!
It's time for you to be a man.
No.758198
>>758197
The first time I still feel I was pretty justified. But the last two times are inexcusable!
I've finally got another chance I'm not about to let it escape me! Yeah!
This time, I'm not gonna fail!
No.758199
>>758198
There, that wasn't so hard.
No.758200
>>758199
Oh no, it isn't hard right now. When she's right in front of me, it's going to be harder.
I guarantee it.
No.758201
>>758200
I'm afraid I won't always be around, but something tells me I'm not the only one offering encouragement.
No.758202
>>758201
Trust me, you aren't.
I'm getting it from all over the place so I think I'll be well off this time.
I hope, anyhow.
No.758203
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>>758202
Then you've no excuse to run. Don't disappoint us all now.
No.758204
>>758203
I've let people down enough, I don't think I have any intentions of doing it again.
No secret organization, no Senators, no self doubt is going to get in my way this time!
I've failed too many times, I won't do it again! I'm going to slightly settle down and live a happy life with this woman goddammit!
No.758205
>>758204
>fucking huge mechahand on Raiden's shoulder
Then you've nothing to fear: a man with conviction is the ultimate being.
No.758206
>>758205
>giant mechahand causes him to fall over
Thanks. What's your name again?
No.758207
>>758206
You may either call me Caster or Charles.
No.758208
>>758207
Gonna go with Charles, I think that'll work.
>writing something down on a piece of paper
Yeeeeaaah there we go.
No.758209
>>758208
What's that there?
No.758210
>>758209
It's a list of people I'll let down if this doesn't work out. For motivational purposes and such.
It's surprisingly expensive.
No.758212
>>758211
I meant expansive.
Not sure where expensive came from.
No.758213
>>758212
They're similar enough words.
No.758214
>>758213
Yeah, I suppose my tongue slipped.
Oh well.
No.758215
>>758214
At least you'll be making a conscious effort to not run away anymore.
No.758216
>>758215
I've lost too much to run away again.
I absolutely refuse to. I have no excuses this time either.
No.758217
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>appears on Babbage's head
I sense some real determination coming from here, mikon!
No.758218
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>>758216
Eureka, my boy!
>[STEAM]
>>758217
>mind the dress, cas-ko
>unless you want it blown off
Eh? Who's this?
No.758220
>>758217
From who...?
>>758218
Yeah...I'm not gonna fail this time.
Not anytime!
Hopefully if things go right, I won't have to consider running away or doing any of that either.
>>758219
That must be Predator.
No.758221
>>758220
>and then the smell of lavender
>Jack you know what he's doing in there
No.758222
>>758218
>nimbly leaps down
A caster, well, ex-caster, but one who was much like yourself in many ways!
>>758219
Suspicious looking plants!
>>758220
Well it's not those plants over there.
No.758223
>>758220
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst, that's the way to do it.
>>758222
>??
Ex-Caster? And how exactly does that work?
No.758224
>>758222
>music cuts off'
>who keeps yelling at my camp?
No.758225
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>>758221
He's doing something in there...
>>758222
That's just Predator, don't mind him.
Seriously, he's probably skinning someone behind those plants.
>>758223
I just expect the worst.
I should probably stop doing that.
No.758226
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>>758223
One who was a servant and is now free to roam around in her original form.
>>758224
Oh, it's you, sorry!
>>758225
Oh, jeez. That sounds kind of gruesome.
No.758227
>>758225
>oh hello Jack
>people keep yelling at my camp when I'm relaxing
>I can see why you find it such a hard task
>>758226
>oh it is you new friend
No.758228
>>758225
I've given you the formula to victory, lad. All that's left for you to do is implement it.
>>758226
What fortune you must have. I've been looking into a way to exit from this armored form that I may blend in again, but I'm no Assassin, as it were.
No.758229
>>758226
Which is why he does it behind the plants.
>>758227
Yeah, I think the music gave it away.
>>758228
The winning formula, huh?
There's no way I can do this wrong!
Literally none of the problems of my previous two relationships are present, I can't lose!
No.758230
>>758229
>I like the music
>I sink up my slashes with the beats
>it's vary relaxing
No.758231
>>758227
I hope I didn't disturb you.
>>758228
>squinting
I... No, sorry I don't think I can fix even that.
>frowns
>>758229
Wow. That's surprisingly considerate of him.
No.758232
>>758231
>slightly
>what brings you here new friend?
No.758233
>>758229
Of course not.
>>758231
I wasn't asking you to. In any case, science will find a way where magic can't.
No.758234
>>758230
It also gives you away.
>>758231
He also uses lavender spray to keep the smell off. He's very considerate.
>>758233
Unlike Aigis, she doesn't have a long dead friend who came back who was interested in her and unlike Mistral she isn't...you know, evil. Finally unlike Rose, she can keep up with my...lifestyle.
I think this is perfect.
No.758235
>building a giant sandwich
No.758236
>>758234
>that is a problem
>what do you suggest?
No.758237
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>>758232
I came to see what was happening around here.
>>758233
I just thought I would land a hand if I could.
>scratching her chin
I've been racking this brain of mine and I still can't figure out who you are.
>>758234
>pfft
>breaks into a giggle fit
L-lavender?
No.758238
>>758234
I have no idea who any of these women are.
>>758237
It wouldn't be glaringly obvious, eh?
No.758239
>>758237
>I like the smell of lavender
>it masks my sent from others
No.758240
>>758236
Headphones...?
>>758237
It's a nice scent, what's wrong with lavender?
>>758238
My exes.
All three of 'em.
One was an average person, one was a robot, and one was a multiarmed cyborg.
>>758235
That's a big sandwich.
No.758241
>>758240
It would be bigger but I ran out of ham.
>rummages through pantry
Dammit.
All out of chips.
No.758242
>>758240
>I don't have human ears
No.758243
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>>758238
I don't know anyone who's a giant robot.
>>758239
It's such a strange smell to pick. It's hilarious!
>>758240
It's so homely. And the manhunter is wearing it!
No.758244
>>758240
Quite the variation there.
>>758243
I doubt any of you other Servants would have known me. I'm rather new, as it were.
No.758245
>>758243
>Manhunter?
>I hunt much more then man
No.758246
>bwip
Everything looks peaceful.
No.758247
>>758241
What's all in that thing anyway?
>>758242
Surely you have something you hear things through.
>>758243
Just because he's a manhunter doesn't mean he can't smell nice.
>>758244
Yeah, and the current one is a ninja princess.
Soo...it only gets weirder as time goes on.
No.758248
>>758247
Everything. Except ketchup and Mayo. Blugh
No.758249
>>758247
>I'll look through my things
>how has the war on the homeless gone?
No.758250
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>>758244
You're a modern servant then?
>>758245
Alien hunter?
>>758247
Am I really the only one who finds it hilarious?
No.758251
>>758250
>yes
>to both
>holds up a dead Xenomorph
No.758252
>>758246
Another robot!
>>758247
And I thought I was strange.
>>758250
Precisely. I am Charles Babbage: father of computers.
No.758253
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>>758248
Well hey, what's wrong with ketchup?
>>758249
Snake and I found those fake ears that hobo wore...had barcodes on them just like my forehead...
We're thinking there's more to this than just hobos.
>>758250
I've seen absurder things so yes.
>>758252
Yeah you've never seen weird until you've seen a cyborg ninja going out with a ninja princess.
I've accepted how bizarre it is.
No.758254
>>758253
>interesting
>you have my hunting skills if you need them
No.758255
>>758252
Huh? Hello-
>looks up
Whoa... They really came in all sizes.
No.758256
>sounds of a jumbo jet flying overhead
No.758257
>>758251
Whoa! What's that?!
>>758252
Whoa. That's pretty cool actually. Even if I have no idea how to use them well.
>graceful bow
And I'm Tamamo-no-mae, the nine tailed miko.
>>758253
Looks like my sense of humour is as outdated as I am.
No.758258
>>758257
>what others here call an "Alien"
>I hunt them too
>they bleed acid
No.758259
>>758253
Hmm... all you're missing now is a Stand.
>>758255
Hmm? Oh. You misunderstand, I'm no robot, despite my appearance.
>>758257
A what?
No.758260
>>758254
I'll let you know if we do.
Snake and I are on the case, though.
>>758257
To anybody else it might be absurd and therefore funny but to me it's...average.
>>758259
A what?
>>758256
Huh...?
No.758261
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>>758260
>you hear that too?
No.758262
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No.758263
>>758260
>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>jet settling down in the swamp
>[It Ain't Me starts playing]
No.758264
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>>758258
These sound incredibly dangerous.
>>758259
>gestures at her clothes
Um, this.
>>758260
You've really been desensitized to this, huh.
>>758263
Oh dear.
No.758265
>>758260
Nevermind, it's not important.
>>758264
I don't follow.
No.758266
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>>758264
>I know, it's great
No.758267
>>758259
A mecha-suit? Ah, it's really well-made, but...
>wave wave
Is all the steam really necessary?
>>758256
What?
No.758268
>>758261
I hear it, yeah.
>>758262
Well that's just your opinion.
Admittedly it's not that good on a sandwich unless it's a burger.
>>758264
Like I said, cyborg ninja dating ninja princess I'm just...not surprised by this anymore.
>>758265
If you say so, man. I've just never heard of whatever that is.
>>758263
...what
No.758269
>>758264
>>758267
>>758268
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>OOOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
>or that's what would be heard if not for the deafening cheers of TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
No.758270
>>758268
>it appears to be a human with no real power who wishes to lead
No.758271
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>>758268
I've got a Burger on there. Still, just not a ketchup fan
No.758272
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>>758265
It's the clothes I'm wearing.
>>758266
I don't quite understand all this hunting stuff... You'll be better off talking to my eldest daughter.
>>758268
People here have unbelievably strange lives.
>>758269
That's my queue to leave.
>voip
No.758273
>>758267
It's steam-powered. You tell me.
>tapping X with MECHA PIMPCANE
Speaking of well-made, you're certainly a marvel to behold! To think my half-finished invention ushered in the potential for such near-perfect mimicry.
>>758268
I'm not entirely sure how to explain it.
>>758272
I... oh. How confusing.
No.758274
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>>758268
>phone or codec or whatever chirps
>Ryedin. Thats Trump. He said Boss could never fufill The Boss' dream. He challenged Boss. His very presence at the hall is a threat to Outer Heaven
No.758275
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>>758272
>....at this point I wish to go with you
No.758276
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>>758272
Hey, hey-
>audience still cheering
Awright, quiet down now. Quiet down!
But you see that? I just show up and they leave! They're afraid of me!
No.758277
>>758269
Some... political figure? But what is he doing here?
>>758273
I thought steam powered technology had already fallen into disuse at this time.
>poked
>poked
>surprinsingly doesn't budge
Half finished invention?
>!
You wouldn't happen to be Doctor Light, would you?
No.758278
>>758270
I'm almost reminded of...Armstrong.
>>758271
That's understandable, it's not for everybody.
>>758272
You're telling me.
>>758273
Don't bother, then.
>>758274
>sigh
Boss do I really have to go through this?
I've fought enough insane politicians as it is.
No.758279
File: 1458007431211.jpg (50.86 KB, 493x750, 493:750, 84ae52792fc812a2ba43fb8884….jpg)
>>758276
And I thought Raditz needed a haircut
>>758278
Yep.
>eats the entire sandwich in seconds
>buuuuuuuurp
No.758280
>>758277
Ah? No. You can call me Charles Babbage. I invented the first computer. Which one day would lead to many things!
>>758278
Right then.
No.758282
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>>758277
I wanna thank that nice young man or robot or anime thing or whatever here in the front for asking just what Donald Trump is doing here.
>smug face to the audience
What? Is it not obvious? I'm here to have the greatest rally in the great state of [REDACTED] any of you's has ever seen.
>>758279
>laughs
>bumps a trusted peon in the shoulder
Y'hear that? It's uh...what's his name. The kid from the Jungle Book. Mowgli! Look at Mowgli here tell me I need a haircut!
No.758283
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>>758278
>then you have experience.
>he went on TV and called Boss out Rydon.
>he must be shown why that's not a smart move
No.758284
>>758278
>distant "NANOMACHINES, SON"
>crashlands into the Legion
RRRRRAAAAAARGH!
>>758282
And you!
You must be Donald Trump...don't fuck with this Senator!
No.758285
>>758282
Is he talking about me? Cause I don't see any kids here
No.758286
>>758279
Damn...you must've been hungry.
>>758280
So we've talked a lot about how I've been doing but how about you?
>>758281
Senator Steven Armstrong...former Senator of Colorado before I put him out of comiss--
>>758284
JESUS CHRIST!
How the hell did you come back?!
...don't say it, I already know.
>>758283
>sigh
A guy can't relax for one second...
No.758287
>>758286
>.....I must study him
No.758288
>>758284
Armstrong! I shoulda known you'd survive when Trumpamania went wild in Colorado!
You're not wanted here anymore, old man. The people...
>waves his arms at the crowd
>[SCREAMING]
Have spoken, uh?
>>758285
Now, maybe it's about time I get to the meat of my speech here today.
>taps the microphone
We are not gonna be the uh, the dummies anymore, you know? America, which was once a land of hardworking, opportunity-seeking men and women, has in recent years been taken over by an insurgent demographic, and they're just gonna sit on their asses and eat local burgers on their welfare checks on my dollar?
Hell. No.
No.758289
>>758280
While I respect your desire to promote your campaign, sir, I highly advise you to leave.
>>758282
Oh.
>mildly disappointed
But wait, if you really are who you claim to be, then how can you be alive?
No.758290
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>>758286
>you can relax when you're dead.
>didn't properly end call
>hey waiter! Another maitai. This Beach aimt going to enjoy itself
No.758291
>>758286
I plan on entering myself into this Nobel Prize thing I've heard of. Considering this body of mine is the idealized form of my inventions, I'm sure it stacks up.
But first I need to form a way to recreate my original body to present it...
>>758289
And I don't intend to do that.
No.758292
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>>758286
Good, wouldn't want to reiterate my statement saucy Jack.
You know exactly why I'm back.
>>758288
Listen here, Trump your plans to "make America great again" aren't gonna cut it!
The unenlightened masses don't know what they want, so I'm gonna give it to 'em!
>drags in a podium
Political debate, right here, right now you and me!
Or are you too chickenshit to even attempt it?
No.758293
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>>758289
>oh the quotes are reverse
I'm not. I died in 1871. What you see now is the return of my spirit to this world.
No.758294
>>758291
Cyborg technology is getting to that level, I'm sure a genius like you can figure it out.
>>758290
Are you at a beach, Boss?!
>>758287
Good luck with that one.
>>758292
Are you two really gonna have a political debate here of all places?
No.758295
>>758288
I'm not an American.
>>758286
I'm always hungry
No.758296
>>758289
How can I be alive? How can I be alive?
You hear this guy, thinks that whackjob from the other day had chance or somethin'!
>pats Rock
Don't you worry, fella. I'll make it painless for all a ya.
>>758292
YOU THINK I'M CHICKENSHIT
YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW WHO YOU THINK ABOUT? ME.
YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I'M THERE TOO.
>snaps
>Christie drags in an even bigger podium while pounding donuts
Let's do this, tough guy.
>>758295
I'll get to all you illegals in a second, first I gotta take care of the uh, the competition.
No.758297
>>758294
>sssssiiiiippp
>who said I was at a beach?
>thats classified Intel Ryebread
No.758298
>>758294
Where else would we hold one!?
The swamo epitomizes everything about modern politics! it's smelly, it's foul, and most of all it's a mess!
>>758296
Nice podium, compensating for something tinyhands?
No.758299
>>758298
>audience boos
Yeah that's right, attack a man for who he is insteada what he stands for, that's suuuuuuuuure to get all the hot poon on your side, you big avocado lookin' bastard.
>ahem
My boys have found out that Senator Armstrong here doesn't support a strong central economy?
Now I'm askin' ya, as just another guy, you think you all can afford another...what'd they call it, housing crisis?
No.758300
>>758296
Illegal what? This whole rock is full of extraterrestrial and extrademensional beings.
At this point we probably outnumber you humans
No.758301
>>758293
oooops
A spirit?
>Mmmmm
Now that I think about it, I read something like that in Zero's reports about this place... Servant, right?
>>758296
I meant that for Mr. Babbage. Sorry, sir.
>Did he just-
>B-But I'm (sightly) taller!
Still, my point stands! This is no place for a civilian!
>wait
Make it painless?
No.758302
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>walks out of a bedroom
....
I hate election season
No.758303
>>758295
Even after eating that behemoth?
>>758297
...my name is Raiden, sir.
At least get it right.
>>758298
Alright, alright.
Jeez, I hate this place the more the days go by.
No.758304
>>758300
THAT'S IT
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE THE FRIGGIN' CAMEL'S BACK
I'M AN AMERICAN, DAMN IT. YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN JUST SWOOP IN OUR TURF?
>>758301
I AIN'T A CIVILIAN, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF-
>frantic whispering from Secret Service
Wuzzat? Yeah yeah ok.
Now listen up my fine, strapping metal friend thing. Are you one of those upstanding American robots, or a shiftless wetborg?
No.758305
>>758294
Of course! I'll invent myself! I just need a way to transfer my consciousness to... oh I can just possess it can't I.
Wonderful!
>>758301
Yes, that's right.
No.758306
No.758307
>>758294
Of course! I'll invent myself! I just need a way to transfer my consciousness to... oh I can just possess it can't I.
Wonderful!
>>758301
Yes, that's right. I am a Caster.
No.758308
>>758299
>shrugs at the booing audience
>ain't even mad
Don't write my own speeches!
And what, you do? That's right, that's all we need to do. The housing crisis was a problem others faced because of the government, if we abolished this whole system people would get houses the way they should be! By making them with their bare hands! By using money they earned with their bare hands!
Not money supplemented to them by your namby pamby cushy "jobs!" But you wouldn't know what that's like, you've never worked a day in your life!
>>758303
That's no way to act towards your good friend, is it Jack?
No.758309
>>758303
>I'm a little drunk
>party sounds in background
No.758310
>>758303
Yeah I can eat.
>>758304
You wanna fight me? Is that what's happening here?
No.758311
>>758305
Yeah! If you need help, I know someone who specializes in this stuff.
I doubt you will, though.
>>758308
We...we aren't friends.
>>758309
Do I hear a party too?!
No.758312
>>758311
>classified
>Van Halen playing live on the main stage
No.758313
>>758308
>this guy
Now that's a goddamn lie, awright? My father started me out with a small loan of a million dollars, and uh, we just went from there.
Lemme tell you a little somethin' about money. Yeah? None of your prissy hippie doggy dog world bullshit would ever cut it. Where's the solid foundation? Where's the GOLD, BABY
>>758310
Please, BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH, I don't fight people. I got guys to do that for me.
No.758314
>>758305
>>758307
Gotta say... I didn't think a human ghost would look so mechanical...
>>758304
Neither, sir. America, as a nation, doesn't really exist where I'm from. When I'm from.
No.758315
>>758311
A little help is never turned down. If only my friend Ada Lovelace were here.
>>758314
We're reborn as the idealized forms of ourselves. This form of mine, I can only assume is from the perception of those who would come to know me.
I don't terribly mind it now that I've made some improvements. And I intend to continue improving.
No.758316
>>758311
You're breakin' my heart, son!
What about all the good times we had?
>>758313
The foundation lies in the original founders of the nation! My foundation lies with George Washington!
He'd want a new America born starting with me! Might makes right!
I bet you never even played college ball!
No.758317
>>758312
That's Van Halen!
How come I'm never invited to these things?
>>758310
I can see that...
>>758315
Now who's that?
>>758316
Like when you tried to murder me?!
No.758318
>>758314
Hey, you better not be one of those damn time traveler guys tryin' to come back and mess up my business. 'Cause you know, I'm a pretty busy guy.
>audience cheers
So do us all a favor, from Papa Trump, go back where you came from, hey?
>>758316
I played with stocks in college! Because I'm a man that knows how things work! If you were black, you'd be just another of those dang prole guys out there chimping out that I'm winning too much.
No.758319
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>>758313
Didn't you get fired by NBC?
No.758320
>>758317
>this is a mission Rayden.
>a very serious mission
No.758321
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>>758317
If I am the father of computing, she's the mother of coding. We worked together often. Her work completed mine, conceptually.
No.758322
>>758317
>arm around Jack's shoulder
Yeah! Like when I tried to murder you!
Wasn't that the best damn fight of your life?
>>758318
Hah! Stocks?
Once again, you prove you don't know how the working man does things!
No.758323
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>>758319
That's a vicious lie spread about pussies about me!
That's it, it's time to send all of you animes and video games and shit back!
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>758322
I'm gonna be the bigger guy here and put our differences aside for right now. We got foreigners in our midst, Armstrong!
>[ Z A W A R R U ]
>Sore wa katsute atta yō ni subete ga nakereba narimasen.
>everything and everyone not originating from America has now GONE BACK
No.758324
>>758315
So it goes beyond just ressurection, huh?
>Oh!
I could help you with building your new body, if you want.
>>758318
Negative, sir. I'm here on a mission, and I won't leave until it's complete.
No.758325
>>758320
Yeah it sure sounds like it is.
>>758321
Huh, that's interesting.
I'm sure she'll be around here...eventually.
Maybe. You'd be surprised of who you can run into here.
>>758322
Get your goddamn hand off of me.
And no, it was really painful. And awful--
>>758323
>originally from Liberia
>sent back to Liberia
No.758326
>>758323
Fine!
Even the greatest of enemies must team up!
>>758325
Hah! And you proved yourself right by defeating me--
>
J-Jack...?
Ahhh dammit, he got sent back too!
No.758327
>>758324
Eh? Oh it's not a new body, just something I can use to be seen in public. But I accept your offer!
>>758325
I doubt it, but I'm prepared.
No.758328
>>758323
>sent back home as well
No.758329
>>758325
>oh God!
>Quiet got ahold of the T-Shirt Gun!
>she's sniping all the audience froma top the stage
No.758330
>>758324
>crowd gasps
Impossible! But you survived the onslaught of my Stand!
>arm around Rocku
>has to stand up a little
I love this guy! A real Patriot!
>>758325
>>758328
BAHAHAHAHA
>>758326
There, you see how easy it is to just get things done? You're big talk, Armstrong, but not big enough to overcome my THE WALL
But an American never forgets, and never forgives, or somethin' like that.
Anyways, I think we're about done here.
No.758332
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>>758329
>steady
>steadyyyyyyy
>BLAM
No.758334
>>758330
We'll see about that, Trump...
But yeah. This conversation is finished!
See you at the next debate! Next time it's...personal!
>STANDING HERE
>I REALIIIIIIIZE
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
No.758335
>>758333
Nice seeing you, Jay. Hope I haven't missed anything important.
No.758336
>drinking an Arnold Palmer
>watching the fracas
This is why I don't vote.
Well that and I don't know where my local polling place is.
No.758337
>>758334
Hey, I dunno about you, but I'm gonna go have some victory pizza and sex.
>om
>one million camera lightbulbs flash
>winks
SO LONG, AMERICA
>strolls back to his jet
No.758338
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>>758335
Other than Trump and that nanomachine-filled senator being fucking nutjobs? Nothing really.
>>758336
Nobody's really worth voting for anyways.
No.758339
>>758332
>NO HEAD SHOTS!
>I DONT CARE HOW MANY OF THEM TRIED TO PINCH YOUR BUTT WHEN YOU CROWD SURFED!
>THOSE ARE STILL CIVILLIANS
No.758340
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>>758336
>shrugs
Not like our vote really matters these days.
>>758338
Trump showing up sure was... well, it was something alright.
>walks over to the corner of the room and resets the "Days Without a Shark Jump" counter
No.758341
>....so I take it I'm still banished?
No.758342
>>758338
True.
Plus I'm already El Presidente of Outlaw Island
No.758343
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No.758344
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>>758340
That's pretty much the only way to describe it.
>>758342
Sure, not like that means anything but sure.
No.758345
>>758340
Honesty time? I have never voted
>>758344
Says the guy who appointed himself El Generalissimo of said island
No.758346
>>758337
>looks up to the sky
>[INARTICULATE YELLING]
>leaps through the ceiling
No.758347
>>758344
So if he ends up getting elected, how long do you think we'll have before World War III kicks off?
>>758345
Me either. Never was a fan of politics.
No.758348
File: 1458011777517.png (450.11 KB, 600x641, 600:641, holy shit Drake actually g….png)
>>758345
It's an island with four inhabitants, we can call ourselves whatever we want.
>>758347
Depends, who's suicidal enough to start a global conflict when we all have nukes?
No.758349
>>758347
Weren't you off being an adventurer/crazy person during your prime voting times anyways?
>>758348
Hey, did we change the name to No Fun Island?
Cause name changes require a vote. And we don't vote. So name can't be changed.
No.758350
>>758348
Jason, we're talking about Donald Trump here. The question kinda answers itself.
No.758351
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>>758349
Hey Harper, wanna see what the inside of an exploded kneecap looks like?
>>758350
President can't declare war without Congress behind him. He can be as stupid as he wants, the rest aren't as crazy.
No.758352
>>758341
>YOU FAILURE! CAN YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT!?
>sorry sir
>WHY ARE YOU EVEN BACK HERE!?
>a..uh...human with horrible hair se-
>A HUMAN!? YOU WERE SENT BACK BY A HUMAN!?
>yes sir.....
>WHY IS THE ONLY THING YOUR GOOD AT IS BRINGING DISHONOR TO THIS FAMILY!?
>I'm sorry sir.....
>I SHOULD SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH! WHY SHOULD I!?
>because I'm your son?
>THAT DIDN'T STOP ME WITH YOUR BROTHER!
>I can do better.....
>NO YOU CAN'T!
>it won't happen again sir, I'll blow myself up next time
>THERE BETTER NOT BE A NEXT TIME! NOW GET THE HELL OFF THE PLANET!
>yes sir
No.758353
>>758351
What crawled up your ass and gave you a case of the bitchies?
No.758354
>>758349
If being a merc counts as being an adventurer, then yeah.
>>758351
I don't know about you, but it's getting harder and harder for me to believe that.
No.758355
>>758353
I've been running myself and Revy a little ragged with the training and I'm tired.
>>758354
Lemme say it this way then: it's not that the rest aren't stupid, it's that they're cowards.
Nobody wants to die. Nobody wants an idiot to send them to their untimely deaths.
No.758356
>>758354
Well Compensated Adventurer
>>758355
Well then ease up a bit.
Or at least eat a snickers.
No.758357
>>758355
See, that makes more sense.
>>758356
That's one way of putting it, I guess.
No.758358
>>758356
Yeah, sure I'll ease up. Lemme go get my pixie boots and a tutu while I'm at it.
I need a smoke.
>>758357
So yeah, Trump'll be hardlocked when it comes to that.
No.758359
>>758357
Sounds better than Merc. Deadpool's kinda made being called a Merc seem like an overrated occupation.
>>758358
You need a nap.
Maybe just a full nights sleep. Otherwise you'll go full Batman.
Wait...if you go all Batman on her does that mean I'm the Butler? Cause I feel like Marc takes the Nightwing spot
No.758360
>>758358
Huh. Sounds like the only thing they're gonna have to do is baby-proof the Oval Office for him.
>tosses a pack of cigarettes his way
>MK why do you have those you don't even smoke
No.758361
>>758359
Of the three of us Moonman's arguably the cleanest, guy wears all white tuxes, man.
You're kinda like Dickie. Maybe not as acrobatic but definitely in the 'tude. Sometimes it makes me wanna stab you.
>but I never will
>>758360
>clearly you're prepared for a Bad Jay Day
Pretty sure they had it covered for Bush Jr. but then I remembered they let him rack Iraq with his sack.
No.758362
>>758361
Everybody wants to stab me. Its part of my boyish charm.
No.758363
>>758359
True, but all my mercenary work happened way before Wade even got his powers.
>>758361
>shrug
Government can't stop itself from going full retard all the time.
No.758364
>>758362
Everyone wants to see me bite crowbar again.
Fans are a bitch.
>>758363
This is why I'm glad I'm legally dead, don't gotta deal with this bullshit.
No.758365
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>>758363
Wasn't he also a merc before he got powers?
>>758364
Not everybody.
Some people want to see you get quartered by horses.
No.758366
File: 1458014320979.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>758364
Being off the grid must be pretty nice. I still haven't managed to completely disappear yet.
>>758365
I don't know... maybe? Either way, I was in the business before he was.
No.758367
>>758365
That's a pretty creative way to do it.
>>758366
It's not that hard.
No.758368
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>>758366
You counting the past lives as well?
>>758367
And oddly specific too.
No.758369
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>>758367
I'll just have to fake my death... again.
>>758368
Nah. That'd just make things complicated.
No.758370
>>758368
Maybe it's a fetish, I don't judge.
>>758369
Or just stick to doing your thing at night when nobody's awake to report you.
No.758371
>>758369
True. That Egypt shit is complex as fuck.
>>758370
Well I do. If that's a fetish that's fucked up.
No.758372
>>758370
>blink
...That works too.
>>758371
I mean, I found out the first Moon Knight helped fight off a goddamn alien invasion, so... that's a thing.
>Don't forget when Hawkman told you about the guy that fucked a baboon.
>I thought you said you don't like talking about him.
>I changed my mind.
No.758373
>>758371
There's more fucked up shit going on than we could even discuss in a lifetime.
>>758372
All the violence, none of the consequences!
No.758374
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>>758372
In a S.H.I.E.L.D file I hacked once, it said that the origins of the organization could be traced back to a team up between the first Moon Knight, Apocalypse and Imonthep. Called the Brotherhood of the Shield.
>>758373
True Dat
No.758375
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>>758373
>grin
But where's the fun in breaking the rules if nobody's around to get mad when you do it?
>>758374
Yeeep. Weird how that works out, isn't it?
No.758376
No.758377
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>>758374
So now that I got my smokes, we're allllll good.
>>758375
I mean there's always someone. Just no news crew.
No.758378
>>758375
I think I'm being retconned into having been a Teen Titan again. After having been retconned as maybe having met people commonly associated with being teen titans.
>>758377
Still think you could use a shower and nap.
No.758379
>>758377
Yeah, but these days, everybody's got a phone with a camera and internet access. People can be their own news crew.
>
Maybe I should start carrying some kinda signal jammer...
>>758378
Well, that's just confusing.
No.758380
>>758378
So you're a Titan again? What about Kori?
>>758379
I thought you already did.
No.758381
>>758379
I blame the Flash. Damn Speed Force.
>>758380
Maybe. I don't know about her. I mean, sometimes I get flashbacks of me, Aqualad, Robin and Wonder Girl, plus a few others.
I'm doing my best to repress it all
No.758382
File: 1458016371450.jpg (88.35 KB, 850x619, 850:619, sample-e0450ed406c145203de….jpg)
So that's what taking mass-transit feels like.
No.758383
File: 1458016789289.jpg (145.61 KB, 548x798, 274:399, Alf built Jay a fucking bo….jpg)
>>758381
At least it's Dickie. Titans with Drake were ass.
>>758382
And that's why Trump's not allowed around here.
It didn't even weed the morons that needed to go out.
No.758384
>>758380
>shakes his head
Never saw a reason to 'till now. Didn't have to worry about dealing with law enforcement when I was in New York. All the heroes running around have made most of the NYPD pretty lazy. Chicago's not used to seeing people in costumes, so everyone's freaking out.
>>758381
Speed Force seems like a good scapegoat to me. Though I still don't really get how it works.
No.758385
>>758383
Oh yeah, classic roster.
>>758384
Nobody does
No.758386
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>>758383
You guys are still here, right?
Sounds like you got the long straw at least.
No.758387
>>758385
Not even the Flash himself? Jeez...
No.758388
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>>758384
Yeah I know, it's hilarious people can even be surprised.
>>758385
Nice.
>>758386
Blueblooded. But now my people need me.
>grapple gun go!
>AWAAAAAAY
No.758389
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>>758388
Should've just gotten a passport.
No.758390
It got a lot more free in here.
No.758391
>>758388
Yep. 'Least my job's easier 'cause they're already scared shitless.
No.758392
>>758390
GREETINGS MY FELLOW CHING CHONG
DO YOU DING DONG A BING BONG, HAHAHAHAHA
No.758394
>>758393
...HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME
No.758395
File: 1458018392798.jpg (256.46 KB, 1024x762, 512:381, okay__by_eeveetachi-d9aaqf….jpg)
No.758396
>>758395
OKAY?
OKAY?
SO UH, WHAT'S THAT YA GOT THERE
GOT A LITTLE BASEBALL BAT THERE
GONNA PLAY A LITTLE YAKYUU, YOU STUPID YELLOW JUMPING BEAN
No.758398
>>758397
WHO?
NO, YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG. YA MUST NOT BE ABLE TO SEE WITH THOSE SQUINTY LITTLE CHINESE EYES. JOJI WAS SACRIFICED TO CHIN CHIN FOREVER AGO
No.758399
>>758398
You don't have to keep pretending Joji.
No.758400
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>>758399
>Sad Violin creeping in
NO...NO STOP IT
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO. FILTHY FRANK IS THE CHARACTER, NOT JOJI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHH
No.758401
>>758400
You're already dead.
No.758402
>>758401
WELL I MIGHT BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE DIRTY ASIANS
HAHAHA...HAHA...AAHHAAAA...
No.758403
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>the trump man has taken my friends
>I will have my
>revengeance
No.758404
>they put me back in Germany
>I don't like Germany
No.758405
>>758404
>wanna know what I don't like
>being abandoned
No.758406
>>758405
>that happened to Alucard one time
>...we don't like to talk about it
No.758407
>>758406
>I want her back where is she I'm going to kill the man with bad hair
No.758408
>>758407
>tfw latent heightened doge senses already
>now this
>rrrrrrrr
No.758410
>>758409
>um
>I feel like this is a barking situation
No.758411
>>758410
>[garbled telepathic nonsense until garde's out of range]
No.758412
>>758411
>?
>??
>???
>what a strange creature
>I wonder if I should eat it next time
>curls up in front of the fireplace
No.758413
I not so sure I should be here... bad hair man does not like foreigners.
No.758414
>>758413
>wait a minute
>waaaaaaaaaait a minute
>didn't that one just leave
No.758415
>>758414
That is very big man...
>spying all the Nazi regalia
>???
No.758416
>>758415
>and now she talks
>and isn't hurting my head
...
>oh
>
No.758418
>>758417
>Integra always does that too
...
>where's that new boss woman anyway
No.758419
>>758418
>is this what they call eye candy
>or was it man candy
I am not having for to have to pay this?
No.758420
>>758419
>excuse you
...
>sniff sniff
>gunpowder
>Seras vibes: yes
>moderately relaxed
>thumps back to the floor
No.758421
>MEANWHILE
>IN MOSCOW
ГДЕ МОЙ МЭЙД ВАС ублюдки
>oh she's tossing everyone
>oh she's tossing everyone
No.758422
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>>758420
>I didn't hear a "yes"
This must be... firehouse?
>nods approvingly
Could get used to this.
No.758423
>>758421
>
>with mini in tow
>huphuphuphup
>git TK lifted
>we 'portan
No.758424
>meanwhile
Whelp, just another day of scouting.
>We haven't seen anything out here, just swamp, swamp., and more swamp.
Don't worry, I'm sure something will cross by our scanners.....
...I hope.
>Well, whatever you say.
No.758425
>>758422
>yes
>but can you handle
>staring
>>758424
>ears prick up
...?
No.758426
>>758423
>[internally UUUAAAAAAAAAGHHHH]
>[externally steaming]
>tosses some poor mook thirty feet
Took you long enou-
>ported
No.758427
>>758425
>...no
I do have to pay?
No.758428
>>758426
>
>drained from all the raging
>need rest
>floats off
No.758429
>>758426
I do not like what happened, I ended up home in Venezuela.
I do not have a home there anymore.
No.758430
>>758427
>pay
>uh
>Bible get
>hollowed out with money inside
...???
No.758431
>>758425
...hey, do you hear that?
>Hear what?
I'm getting some strange interference with my transceiver...
>I think you need to get that fixed, I don't hear any-.... Oh wait, yeah, I can hear it now.
What is that?!
>You tell me! I've never heard something so irritating since my production!
Well, whatever it is, it really needs to stop!
No.758432
>>758430
>AAAAA I HAVE TO PAY
>frantically searching for a wallet
I-I have monies, please be waiting!
No.758433
>>758428
>teeth still grinding
...Thank you, Gardevoir.
>>758429
There's not much for me at the Kremlin, either.
>realizes she's still holding a street light
>drops it
We're not going to be able to go to Red Square again for a while without calling in favors.
And I want the head of whichever moron here who did that on my desk by tomorrow.
No.758434
>>758431
>metal niggaz I am mute
>still listening
>pokes his out the window
>staring right at the droids
>[MENACE]
>>758432
>tfw easily distracted doge
>free butt shot tho
No.758435
>>758433
I was sleeping when it happened. I do not know who did it.
No.758437
>>758434
>I think I found the source of the noise, it's right over- Hey!
T-this is private property! You aren't supposed to be here!
>If you don't leave the area 'right now we will be forced to shoot!
No.758438
>>758435
Then we'll just have to do everything in our power to find out, won't we.
I won't be made a fool of, Fabiola. You give these an inch and they'll take a mile.
So we'll incinerate the mile before they get that far.
>Bala no now's probably not the time for spooky
>>758436
>wut
Didn't you just leave?
No.758439
>>758436
>:^)
>spectral tail goes here
>>758437
>stop
>uh
>how do I tell them I wasn't making any noise in the first place
>hands raised
>shows spoopy werewolf fangs in the process
No.758440
>>758438
>??
Leave? I just got here.
>>758439
>guhuhuhuhuhuh
Is nice...
No.758441
>>758439
Good... Good...
>Now just, run along now, nothing to see here.
(What even is that thing anyways?)
>(Heck if I know, it's not in any of my databases)
No.758443
>>758440
>wiggle wiggle
...
>I am being sexualized
>>758441
>no
>this calls for more STARING
>low rumbling growl
No.758444
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>>758440
>?
Finally found your tongue, have you-
>wait
>sizing up
...Hmm.
>squint
>>758442
You look worried.
Repeat Hotel Moscow's credo, Fabiola.
I want to hear it from you.
No.758445
>>758443
>(It ain't leaving.)
(Whelp, I guess we're going to have to shoot it then.)
This is going be quick and painless, and by "quick and painless" I mean; "this is going to to hurt a lot."
No.758446
>>758443
>OH NO I'VE BEEN SPOTTED
Ah, sorry sorry!
>shaking a wallet out
>flies and a hand grenade fall out
Oh no, I have no monies!
>>758444
>um
>making sure the dropped 'nade has its pin
>yup
Yes?
No.758447
>>758444
>I'M GONNA HARDEN MY HEART
>I'M GONNA SWALLOW MY TEARS
Hotel Moscow will not forgive anyone who is involved in obstructing our operations in any way. We will denounce and destroy them, then kill their parents and siblings. Even their pet dog if we have to.
No.758448
>>758445
>staring at the blaster
>Is_This_Nigga_Serious.jpeg
...
>slowly shakes his head
>>758446
>?
>more concerned with the flies than the 'nade
>...how do they stay alive in there
>thoughtful doge
No.758449
>>758446
>reaaaaaal close
>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Must be some weird transformation thing...
Odd time to try it out, but I have nothing else to say on that.
>hands the nade back
The cop outfit is a nice touch.
>>758447
>nodding
Good.
You're not having any qualms about what I want, are you?
No.758450
>>758448
...
Nothing? Would have thought you would have run away by now.
Well then, suit yourself!
>The droid starts to fire his blaster at the werewolf.
No.758451
>>758449
No. I will find out who it is.
>>758450
>those are some funky gunshots
>peeking outside
No.758452
>>758450
...
>blaster shots fly through the dogman
>leaving only holes leaking mist
>which quickly close up
...
>oh he's getting closer
No.758453
>>758448
>'nade tucked away
You are liking the-
>blaster bolt sails past her head
>reflex mode activate
>>758449
>one moment baconbits
>we've entered automatic murdermodo
>>758450
>COMIN' TO BREAK YO ASS, DROID
No.758454
File: 1458027267193.gif (1002.29 KB, 245x160, 49:32, tumblr_mixnijFzlR1rct9gro1….gif)
Are the Separtists still here?
Thought Fordo drove 'em off...
No.758455
>>758451
хорошая девочка.
>rubbing her stomach
Tell your friend to not be so abrupt next time, especially after all that cake...
>>758453
>no that's fine wasn't talking or anything
Now those are some interesting reflexes.
>watching intently
No.758456
>>758451
>We got another signal on our scanners.
We'll worry about that later.
>>758452
H-he just absorbed my shot.
>UH-OH...
>>758453
>Another signal! And it's coming at us extremely fast!
I got a baaaad feeling about this...
No.758457
>>758455
Do you want an Alka-Seltzer?
No.758458
>>758453
>ho don't do it
>fogdog mode activate
>BARKBARKBARK
>>758456
>and then the mute Nazi werewolf turned into a giant fucking actual wolf made of mist
>and proceeds to chew the everloving shit out of the droids
>AWOOOOOOO
No.758459
>>758454
We did something?
No, that's not true...that's impossible!
No.758460
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>>758455
>[dial-up noises]
>the number you've dialed is currently not available
>>758456
You are wanting to surrender peacefully now!
>>758458
>oh
>well then
>skidding to a halt
Ooh...
No.758461
>>758459
It really looks like you guys did.
But they're still here so...you didn't do anything.
No.758462
>>758458
W-What is that thing?!
>AHHHHHHH-
Nonono please not toda- AHHHH!
>>758460
>RIP
No.758463
>>758457
>guh
Just the water. I found some during everyone's little simultaneous vacation.
>Russian Alka-Seltzer
>there's a picture of a tracksuit slav with a stethoscope slapping another slav's stomach with a baseball bat
>>758460
>berserker rage
>animalistic instincts
>...was she in my unit
That was an impressive display of sprinting, at least.
No.758464
>>758460
>OH CAPTAIN WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE
>ALL THE BETTER TO RIP AND TEAR
>RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS
>>758462
>RRRRRRRRRRRR
>snap
...
>oh
>that was kind of disappointing
No.758465
>>758461
To be fair, sir, droids are easier to mass-produce than us clones.
Also I think a werewolf just ate them.
No.758466
>In space
They're dropping like flies out there...
I'm so glad I got the easy job, nothing can get me up here!
>foreshadowing/jinxing intensifies
No.758467
>>758463
Yes, miss Bala.
>ducking to avoid mistdoge
No.758468
>>758463
Ehh... I have run betterer.
>>758464
>
Neat!
>picture: taken
No.758469
>>758465
Yes, I noticed. He's doing a job that you all should be doing right now.
And no, I don't mean that job is to eat them.
>>758466
I can feel it through the Force...there are more.
>gets on his communicator
Commander! Scramble the Tie Fighters, bring it down.
>"Yes sir, right away!"
>the Tie Fighters are scrambled
No.758470
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>>758467
>godfucking
Integra never told me he could do that.
>pill and wottir
>gulp
Venezuela, huh.
>>758468
>accent
>some kind of Asian fuck if I know
You're not the weird psychic thing that befriended my maid, are you.
God damn that is some kind of uncanny.
No.758471
>>758468
>!
>embarrassed doge
>the picture would have a vaguely Cap-shaped wall of mist
>thanks Al for teaching me that trick
No.758472
>>758470
I do not understand how I got there. I just woke up.
But I intend to make them pay for taking you from me.
No.758473
>>758469
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Should we get started on turning into giant gaseous creatures right now, or should we wait for a more relevant time.
No.758474
File: 1458028549277.jpg (149.3 KB, 850x1440, 85:144, sample-12b4e0ad008812a01c2….jpg)
>>758470
Psychic?
>!
Esper?
>>758471
>eeeee
>still fascinated
Very cool!
No.758475
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>>758472
I don't know of anything that can do that sort of thing outside of your friend, but that's not saying much.
She seemed apologetic enough anyway.
>pat the bun
I'll just have to ask that other mangy dog.
>>758474
>uh
Sure, why not.
>circling
>like a bacon hawk
Nice swords.
No.758476
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>>758473
>stares at him
Excuse me but did I ask for sass?
No.758477
>>758474
>displeased dog
>but Seras tho
>idly chewing on a leg strut
No.758478
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>>758476
I didn't hear any objections.
Also I might have been testing whether or not you would arbitrarily kill me like last time.
Because the whole metaphysical apartment of Death thing really makes new clones seem all the more impractical.
No.758479
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>>758475
>um
They are battlefield weapons.
>>758477
>he's a big dogman
>eeeeeeeee
No.758480
>>758479
...
>I don't know what I'm supposed to do here
>oh the new boss is talking to her
>spooptail flickers
>wagwag
No.758481
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>>758475
Maybe not everyone was sent away. Someone has to have seen it.
No.758482
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>>758478
Well I'm trying to make a conscious effort to not kill you all.
Even if you're making it very hard for me.
No.758483
>>758479
Stating the obvious will get you nowhere.
Or everything, since you're already here.
So who's on the chopping block, miss
сотрудница полиции. You'll find most here aren't going to be willing to comply to pretty much anything.
>>758481
We'll worry about that later.
>...
I said we will.
>HM goons come out the woodwork
>disappear into the swamp
I need to outlaw headphones during work hours again...
No.758484
>>758482
This is usually the part where Fordo comes in to say something wistfully poignant and save my hide, as it were.
In the meantime, when are we going to get rid of the TIE fighters? As a pilot they're a disgrace to everything I kind of worked for.
No.758485
>>758484
Never.
The Tie Fighters stay.
No.758486
>>758480
>entirely forgot about the Nazi regalia
>tiddycop pls
>blink
>!
You are Neo-Nazi?
>>758483
>...
>aw
>she just remembered
Let go of job. Too "extreme" to of be porice girl.
No.758487
>>758483
>guh
Do you need me to tend to you?
No.758488
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>>758485
Please. They make me physically ill.
Where is the engine? Where are the weapon ports? Where is anything?
No.758489
>>758486
>??
>taps his dogtags
>das a real Iron Eagle, bae
...
>undoes the top button of his jacket
>questioning look
No.758490
>>758488
There's plenty of room for all of that stuff in Tie Fighters, don't be ridiculous.
Don't get what you're so uppity about.
No.758491
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>>758486
Well at least there's someone else adding to the secret greatness of pencil skirts.
>sage nodding
Now let me see...about mid 20s, I'd say. Eastern Asian.
You're either a little late for the Battle of Midway, or you're some kind of not so secret North Korean op. Japan is still obligated to have a diminished military, you know.
>>758487
It feels like a while since I've seen you.
Yes. Stick around for a bit.
No.758492
>>758489
>???
>good thing she's a nip
>axis baybee
But... then you would be old!
>>758491
Am not stupid Korean!
>grrr
Mercenary is not standing army.
No.758493
>>758490
Let me try to explain this in a way you'll understand.
>tapping on his wrist com
>hologram pops up
Now. I see a cockpit and two solar panels on the side. What do you see.
No.758494
>>758492
>shrug
>holds up five fingers on one hand
>makes a circle with the other
>opens and closes it again
>"500"
No.758495
File: 1458030183860.jpg (251.38 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, vader_Darth_Vader-s1365x20….jpg)
>>758493
I think you forget that I was a pilot too.
It has blasters on it, the engine is small and compact...there's no problem with it.
Besides it because fragile. That is indeed a problem.
No.758496
>>758491
I missed you while I was on patrol and doing things elsewhere.
>taking a seat next to bacon
>pomf
No.758497
>>758492
>sore point: noted
No, no they're not.
I suppose I should apologize. It's just been so long since I've come across anything I had more than passing knowledge of.
>>758496
>this is good, isn't it
You're sweet.
But you've been wanting a little more action recently, haven't you.
I'd be a bad mistress if I didn't provide, hm?
No.758498
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>>758494
>
Eeeeeeh?!
>>758497
>calman down
I donut understand.
No.758499
>>758495
Sir, with all due respect you flew in podraces and then a governmental job from Naboo.
Have you flown in those standard issue TIEs before? I know you had your personal craft but it got Death Star'd.
Needless to say the cylinder block is right on your ass the entire time.
No.758500
>>758498
>aaaaaaaa my dog ears
>
>shhhhh
No.758501
>>758497
Eh? It is... okay. I only do not want to get rusty. I have not seen teacher in a week.
No.758502
>>758499
Well no, not...personally but I'm sure you're exaggerating in some way.
Nobody else ever complains about them.
No.758503
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>>758498
>shakes her head
>tsk tsk tsk
Oh not yet you don't.
So, alone in the swamp with my dog man, miss...
>squints
Кирико?
>>758501
>frowns
No, but I have a pretty good idea where he's been.
>hmm
Then you'll train with me. I don't think we've ever had that opportunity yet.
No.758504
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>>758502
You kill all dissenters, sir.
No.758505
>>758500
>
>>758503
Kiruko. Otonashi Kiruko!
No.758506
>>758503
>
>
>
But then I would break you.
No.758507
>>758504
You want to be the next one?!
>blink blink
Okay that was a bit...harsh.
No.758509
>>758507
Eh, I'm still waiting on the bird amazon or the bald man to drop me, I probably have it coming.
Oh, Fordo is fairly certain Boba Fett is back.
No.758510
>>758509
Boba Fett...it was inevitable, this place must be crawling with scum that are worth plenty of credits.
No.758511
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>>758505
A soldier has no excuse for not keeping her nametag polished.
>ok that back and forth is almost cute
Having fun there?
>>758506
>jeez
Not quite.
>pulls a rune out of her pocket
He gave this to me while you were resting from the tattooing process. It'll short out the effects of the...whatever they're called for an indeterminate time.
No.758512
>>758510
Like lazy leaders that sit back and have their minions do all the work?
I was just thinking the same thing.
No.758513
>>758511
>!
That would be fairer.
No.758514
>>758512
...I think you're trying to imply something.
And I don't like it.
No.758515
>>758508
>aaaa
I-I am sorry for being loud...
>>758511
Nametag?
>looks down
>oh
>oh
Doing what?
No.758516
>>758514
Who? Me?
I meant that scarred woman, obviously.
And the old guy but he's crazy and kind of scares me.
No.758518
File: 1458031731635.png (1.43 MB, 1276x980, 319:245, Tell me about Ben. Why doe….png)
>>758516
Well good, if you were talking about me I surely would've thrown you through the window feeding you to the alligators that dwell outside.
And that would be awful, right?
No.758519
>>758515
>tears
>oh no what do I do
>Master help
...
No.758520
>>758513
>uh
>sticks the rock in mini's pocket
...He never told me if that would hurt or not, but I guess we'll find out.
>stretchan
>>758515
With the charades, dear.
>rubbing the nametag sparkly clean
No.758521
>>758519
>Dooogbreath. Doooooooogbreeeeeeath. You know what you must do.
>Honk those titties.
No.758522
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>>758517
...Please don't break my butt.
>>758518
Alligators? You mean those big lizard looking things in the swamp?
I dunno, I kind of befriended one named Fluffy.
No.758523
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>>758519
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
P-please be forgiving!
>top button breaks off her uniform
>>758520
I donut know what that iiiiiis!
No.758525
>>758522
Yes that's what they call them here.
Well if you befriended one then I'll...I'll just choke you.
Just like I normally do. Good ol' regular formula.
No.758526
>>758520
>circuits: turned off
>she's fine
>maid dress: thrown off
Let's begin!
No.758527
>>758521
>But-
...
>oh well
>>758523
>uh
>blatant staring
>just don't think of Seras, Cap
>honkhonk
No.758528
>>758524
Actually I envy that, the ability to just sit around all day and have people do stuff for you.
Shows you're really on top of things.
>>758525
Did I say befriend?
I meant I saw one eat a python and totally didn't do anything to save it.
No.758529
>>758528
You said befriend.
I heard you.
No.758530
>>758523
>just
>tucks a needle and thread in the nipcleave
You'll thank me later.
>>758526
>pencil skirt and leggings away
>hopping up and down and slapping her legs
>UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
Draftier than I remember...
No.758531
>>758527
>UM
>visibly recoils and cocks a fist back out of reflex
Please do not be doing that!
>>758530
Oh... thank you.
No.758532
>>758530
Hup!
>time for
>KICKU
No.758533
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>>758527
>scowl
Bad dog.
>>758531
I used to have that problem too.
Then I started wearing shirts with necklines down to where the last button usually burst, and shot anyone that looked at me differently.
>>758532
>oh jeez
>horse stance, arms ready
>gon grab your leg, kiddo
No.758534
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>>758529
Befriend?
No no, I said...beef end.
No.758535
>>758531
>I blame Alucard for this
>turns to mist for a second on impulse anyway
...
>>758533
>:C
>pomf
>buh
No.758536
>>758533
>imma just
>kick that grabbyhand
It is not that easy!
No.758537
>>758534
Beef end, eh?
...I'm still gonna choke you next time you decide to sass me, why change a winning formula?
No.758538
>>758533
Ah... but this uniform is cute. I am not wanting to be making it... "sexy".
>>758535
>buh
It was mistake?
No.758539
>>758537
You're a visionary to us all, sir.
Is there something else we should actually be doing about the droids or is this a case by case thing.
No.758540
>>758539
Case by case thing, case by case.
No.758541
>>758535
Let's hope you got all those kicks out of your system just then.
Otherwise your master and I are going to have some problems.
>>758536
>!!
>ow
Mm...
>old, you're getting old Balalaika
>grabhand: kicked
>no more momentum on this jump
>goes for the knee to the stomach
>>758538
Incredibly. But cuteness doesn't supersede serviceability.
>Bala no don't talk with your fists full
An ex-mercenary and cop still attached to her uniform. How quaint.
No.758542
>>758538
>nodnod
...
>shakeshake
>uh
>shrug: this time with arms
>>758541
>aaaaaaaaa
No.758543
>>758541
>hey thanks for the platform
>using her hand to regain momentum on Bala's knee
>to knee her in the chin
>monkeymeido
No.758544
>>758540
Roger doger.
So if we're not doing anything about Dooku or frosty chocolate milkshakes...
>already playing Snake
No.758545
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>>758544
Yes that means you are free to do as you please.
No.758546
>>758541
It is all I wanted.
>>758542
>phew
No more grabbing...
No.758547
>>758543
>!!!
>stars be explodin' in that bacon head
>also might have chipped a tooth
Это так...
>uh oh
>she's getting mad
>staggers back up with an uppercut
>>758546
>spits
Oh?
No.758548
>>758545
...Do you need a lift, sir.
No.758549
>>758548
I'll be fine. Trust me, I will be.
No.758550
>>758547
>uh
>crap
>clong
>cupping her face
No.758551
>>758546
>nodnod
>drags a water bowl over to his spot on the ground
>[dog drinking intensifies]
No.758552
>>758549
For the record, I asked you at least once.
>hops in the LA-AT
If I parked on top of Fordo by any chance, please don't tell me.
>VUMM VUMMMM
No.758553
>>758547
>
>>758551
>uh
>man if he wasn't hot as fuck
No.758554
>>758552
I'll try not to.
But no promises.
No.758555
>>758550
>SLAVIC RAGE
>URAAAAAAAAAAA
>charging in for the body tackle
>>758553
>that
>is adorable
Маленькие мечты являются лучшими.
No.758556
>>758553
>just wait for the dog farts
...
>lounging doge
>tummy rub: y/n
No.758558
>>758555
W-what...?
>>758556
>y
>very y
No.758559
>>758557
>AND SHE'S OUTTA HERE
>kakk
>drops like a sack of bacon
>damn cigars are going to kill me one of these days
>>758558
>[coughing and choking bacon noises]
No.758560
>>758558
>yes
>this pleases doge
...
>Cap that's not how you look at people you're thankful to
No.758561
>>758559
>OHNO OHNO OHNO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Miss Bala!
No.758562
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>>758559
Oh no! Emergency CPR?!
>>758560
>aaaa
What to do for burn woman?
No.758563
>>758561
>tfw wind completely knocked out of lungs
>why can't I breathe why can't I breathe
>covering her mouth as she gulps for air
>Balaaaaa
>>758562
>coughing fit
>oh that sounds worse than last time
No.758564
>>758562
>?
>oh shit that's my new boss aaaaaaaa
>mist's
>holding a cough drop from his pocket
>yes this will work
No.758565
>>758563
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>cue hurried mouth to mouth
No.758566
>>758563
Gah, then-
>>758565
Phew...
>>758564
I am hoping it is covers...
No.758567
>>758565
>save the rainbow
>taste the rainbow
>also years of cigar and alcohol abuse
....gkkt.
>cough
Remind me why I do anything anymore.
>>758566
No death certificates today, miss policewoman.
>holding her gut
Though maybe that's not true.
No.758568
>>758566
>boss is ok
>everyone is ok
>yes good
...
>eats the cough drop himself
>mmm, cherry
No.758569
>>758567
>no
>now is the time for the "ALL MY FAULT" moment
>
No.758570
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>>758567
I know!
>opens her lunchbox
>
This will cure anything!
>>758568
>yuss
No.758571
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>>758569
>subtle eye roll
'Mere.
>hug the crybaby
...
>wait
>does this mean I might have to actually give up smoking
>pales
>>758570
>aaaaaaaaAAAAAA
I was half-expecting more lollipops.
>mental note: investigate this lunchbox phenomenon
I'll thank you and your weirdly expansive eyeballs later.
>delicious fuggin food get
No.758572
>>758570
>!
>Pavlov response: very yes
No.758573
No.758574
>>758571
Gah. You had me worried...
>
You look sick. Are you alright?
No.758575
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>>758571
I have lollipops!
>out of the nipcleave
>>758572
>uh
>uh
I not so sure I should be giving...
No.758576
>>758574
Sick? I don't think so.
Alright? Far from it.
>deep breath, bala
>hands mini her cigar case
I need you to f...to flu-...get rid of these for me.
>>758575
>snatches it
And here I thought the police had never done anything for me.
>om
No.758577
>>758575
>you've activated my dog card
>prepare
>for BEGGING
No.758578
>>758576
>wot
>plugs her
Do not be silly. There are other ways.
No.758579
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>>758576
Am not porice anymore...
>>758577
>gkkkkt
>cake: offered
No.758580
>>758578
>delicious tobacco
>chewin the stoge
I've been smoking since I enlisted in the army. I was 16 then.
The burns aren't the only things making me look older than I probably should be.
>guh
I'm listening.
>>758579
No, but how would you like to be something else.
No.758581
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>>758580
We will be jogging a mile a day and doing tai chi too.
No.758582
>>758579
>yes
>chomp
>might have also bitten her entire hand
...
>oops
No.758583
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>>758580
Eh?
>>758582
>s'okey
>she'll tank it
Ow!
No.758584
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>>758581
A regular slavedriver, aren't you.
Isn't morning yoga enough anymore...
>oh well
This is the kind of thing you usually do in conjunction with giving up smoking, but don't let me tell you how to diagnose.
>>758583
I've never seen a regular-ish person run that fast before.
It just so happens I know an outfit looking for a...certain brand of law enforcement.
No.758585
>>758583
>uh
>jaw unhinges
>sits a decent distance away
>spooptail wags
No.758586
>>758584
Do you want to give it up?
>guh
It wouldn't be the same.
No.758587
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>>758584
Really?
>[excited]
>>758585
I am fine!
>hand entirely unharmed
No.758588
>>758586
No, it wouldn't. In more ways than one.
>staring at the cigar
>sweet blissful tobacco
>...uh
I'll do whatever it takes. Done this before, I take it.
>>758587
>flicks a business card
>"Hotel Moscow. In Soviet Russia, hotel book you!"
I didn't have a say in the design choice.
No.758589
>>758587
>[pleased]
...
>Sleepy Dogs
No.758590
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>>758588
The head maid had substance abuse problems.
No.758591
>>758588
>blink
What is this? Hotel?
>>758589
>eeeee
No.758592
>>758590
I can't imagine why.
>I'm gonna need at least three pairs to deal with this
>...
>plugs mini with the half-smoked cigar
I trust you not to pull any punches.
Tomorrow, of course.
>>758591
>probably best not to lie to these types
Mafia work, I'll make it simple.
>uh
If you see a floating thing that looks remarkably similar to you, have it explain.
I would if not for the whole CPR thing.
No.758593
>>758592
Yes, tomorrow.
>lollies go
No.758594
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>>758592
A little sister?
>eeee-
>mafia
>like the commander
...
>am I ready to do anything for money
>guh
I will try, but if I am not liking it, I will leave.
No.758595
>>758593
>helping herself
>[mini has been relocated from INVENTORY to LAP]
Jeez...
>>758594
Something like that.
>shrug
Just leaving is something I could only hope for.
>offering a lolly
No.758598
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>>758596
Shhh.
>squeeze
Where'd you learn CPR like that. I've been needing a real combat medic.
>>758597
>I am surrounded by cute things and it's not fair
>fucking feelings
No.758599
>>758598
Where I learned everything else: the head maid.
No.758600
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>>758598
>:333333333333333
No.758601
>>758599
Stupid question.
>teddy bear modo go
I'm increasing your active hours. If I got anything from all that, it's that you need more outlets for your energy.
>>758600
>gkkkt
Keep up the good work, miss policewoman.
No.758602
>>758601
>limp in bacon's grasp
>silently pleased
No.758603
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>>758601
>yes
>i am porice gurl
I must going now!
>awaaaaay
No.758605