No.758604
And now, for our feature presentation...
No.758607
>"You sure this is a good idea, Marc?"
Not really, no. But that's never stopped me before.
No.758609
>>758607
>the peanut gallery is already here
>>758608
>and they have been thrown off the couch
No.758610
>>758608
You'd think he'd stop sleeping on the couch since that keeps happening.
>>758609
>no pressure, right
Might wanna break out the shield for this, Bucky. Just sayin'.
>"Alright... on three. One... two... THREE!"
>BANG
>cue Moonman deflecting the bullet with a crescent dart
>reaction speed: 2fast
No.758611
>>758609
>under the couch
uh... oops?
>>758610
I don't normally sleep on the couch.
>ugh
Just... had a bad night, that's all.
No.758612
>>758610
Impressive~
>internally sarcastic
>>758611
>sitting on the wall like it's nothing
What's the problem?
No.758613
>>758610
>crashes into the wall behind Bucky
Ow.
>>758611
My nose hurts...
No.758614
>>758611
>not making eye contact
>too busy playing ping-pong with bullets
How bad are we talking?
>>758612
I'm not trying to impress you. This is just the kind of thing I do when I get bored.
>is he telling the truth
>who knows
>>758613
>click click
>that's the sound of Bucky running out of bullets
>"So... should I go get the first-aid kit?"
No.758615
>>758614
For once I'm inclined to believe you.
>subtly increasing the bullit speed
No.758616
>>758612
Just a sleepless night, that's all.
>>758613
Ah geez!
>Gets the couch off him
>Runs to Ahri
Sorry about that.
>>758614
Had a run with Azrael again. Was smart enough to not fight him this time.
No.758617
>>758614
>sniff
I'm okay. Is my nose flat?
>>758616
I'm not as acrobatic in the mornings...
No.758618
>>758615
>somehow still keeping up
>Moonman's clearly some kind of wizard
Trust me, if I wanted to impress you, I'd do something a lot different than this.
>>758616
So somebody you don't like dealing with showed up outta nowhere.
>sighs
I know the feeling.
>>758617
>"Doesn't look like it."
>Bucky turns over to face MK again
>"We should probably call it a day before somebody gets freaked out over the sound of gunfire."
Yeah. See you Sunday, I guess.
>"See ya, Marc."
>the lights go out for a few seconds
>when they come back on Bucky's gone
>ooga booga Winter Soldier
No.758619
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>>758616
I would scold you but it's out of my jurisdiction.
>>758618
I won't hold my breath~
>did he really just run into the closet when the lights went out
Sun knows what stupid trick you're going to try next~
No.758620
>>758618
If I become un-pretty you and I are going to beat up Ragna.
No.758621
>>758618
Yeah. Except is kinda hard losing track of him. Actually, really hard.
>>758617
I noticed...
>helps her up
Need an ice pack?
>>758619
Is it? Heard the "mom thing" is starting to get to you.
No.758622
>>758619
>shh
>don't break the illusion
>grins
Well, I did have one idea...
>>758620
Somehow, I don't think he's got much to worry about.
>>758621
Must leave one hell of a trail wherever he goes, then.
No.758623
File: 1458054212253.jpg (841.69 KB, 2200x1238, 1100:619, Black.Hanekawa.full.143550….jpg)
>>758621
>insta-scowl
Would you like to say that a little louder? These old ears are a little unreliable.
>>758622
I feel like I should be worried.
No.758624
>>758621
How am I ever going to get a man with a bad nose?
>>758622
I'll gladly take that backhanded compliment.
No.758625
>>758622
You have no idea.
>yaaaawn
Should probably tell Kokonoe about it. Tracking him will be easier now...
>>758623
>yaaaawn
Sorry, still kinda sleepy. Say what again?
>>758624
Your nose looks fine, silly. You can stop the drama now.
No.758626
>>758623
What, you don't trust me?
>he sounds way too happy right now
>rev up those red flags
>>758624
Wasn't meant to be backhanded, but alright.
>>758625
I'm guessing he's pretty threatening if you're even considering asking Kokonoe for help.
No.758627
>>758625
I'm nothing if not always dramatic! Fox's speciality.
>>758626
Hey, that's my catchphrase you're using! Pay up!
No.758628
File: 1458054834952.gif (628.86 KB, 500x694, 250:347, tumblr_nonv0iwGDl1timq39o1….gif)
>>758625
I'll pretend I didn't hear anything then~
>>758626
If you're going to set velociraptors on me you've got a whole lot of trouble coming your way.
No.758629
>>758627
>hands her a $100 bill
Worth it.
>>758628
There aren't gonna be any raptors involved. But I am gonna need you to close your eyes for a minute.
No.758630
>>758629
Oh wow, I'm surprised you paid up so quickly.
>tucks the bill away
It's a pleasure doing business with you!
No.758631
File: 1458055813519.png (397.85 KB, 500x733, 500:733, tumblr_naslee57Gz1to16hpo1….png)
>>758629
>sitting on the ceiling
>arms folded
>eyes closed
No.758632
>>758630
>smile
Can't say I'm not a fair businessman.
>>758631
>gee, it's a good thing MK's suit lets him stick to walls
>crawls up onto the ceiling
Always gotta make things difficult, don't you?
>grabs one of her hands
>slips a ring onto her finger
Ta-da.
No.758633
File: 1458056238096.gif (672.13 KB, 500x204, 125:51, tumblr_mj0lrrc9XE1r9cz61o1….gif)
>>758632
H-h-
>ahem
H-how you got a ring on my finger with m-my
>ahem
arms folded is... is...
No.758634
>>758626
Guy's a monster. Could even give...
>What's his name again...
The Hulk a run for his money.
>>758627
I noticed...
>puts a band-aid on her nose
>>758628
Sure thing!
>snicker
Mommy.
No.758635
>>758632
>stunned silence
>>758634
>grins
I was hoping for a kiss on the nose. But more importantly-
>wildly gesturing at MK and Cat
No.758636
>>758635
You forgot I'm not good at this.
>Huh?
>Oh
>Oooooh
>whispering
Should we leave?
No.758637
File: 1458056553657.png (573.47 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 8c8f8417e1c7a5e9ac56165df1….png)
>>758636
No! Screw that! This is important! I bet he's going to pull off some corny speech too! I'm not missing this for the world.
No.758638
>>758633
>grin
Impressive, I know.
>hug
>>758634
Maybe for a while. Hulk only gets stronger the more people piss him off. S'why he's able to go head-to-head with gods.
>>758635
>even the crickets have been left speechless
No.758639
>>758638
>little fireballs and void rifts swirling around out of control around her
>she's dangerously close to igniting herself
No.758640
>>758637
Ah geez, really?
>picks her up
We're at least giving them some room, come on!
>>758638
Yeah, imagine the Hulk. But he never tires, enjoys training, and has a genius bruiser thing going on. That's Azrael.
>whisper
Go get'er, man.
>heads with Ahri to the kitchen
No.758641
>>758638
How long have you been planning this, you madman!
>>758640
>!
>...
>~
No.758642
>>758639
>
Whoa! Calm down. Last thing I need right now is for you to do a Human Torch impression.
>>758640
So the Hulk, crossed with Black Panther, crossed with a Saiyan. Fun.
>thumbs up
>>758641
About... a month, if I remember right.
No.758643
>>758642
>!
>extinguishes the blazes and seals the rifts
>opens her mouth to say something
>...
>closes it
>repeat x2
Why?
No.758644
>>758641
>Huh?
What's with the smile?
>>758642
>watching from the kitchen
>
No.758646
>>758643
Because I love you. What other reason do I need?
>>758644
>even MK has his moments
No.758649
>>758646
Tch. I was afraid you were going to say something blunt like that.
No.758650
File: 1458058370330.jpg (199.53 KB, 850x1050, 17:21, sample-a8c618cbfcef01fdd7e….jpg)
>>758647
Did you drag me here to leave them alone? Or us?
No.758651
>>758649
Being subtle's your thing, not mine. Besides, being blunt doesn't make it any less true.
No.758652
File: 1458058801218.jpg (729.79 KB, 2200x1238, 1100:619, Black.Hanekawa.full.141964….jpg)
>>758651
>sighs
>slumps her shoulders
>looks back up with a small but bright and honest smile
No.758653
File: 1458058919351.jpg (34.84 KB, 140x419, 140:419, BlazBlue_Calamity_Trigger_….jpg)
>>758650
>Uh
Is this going where I think it's going? Because our friend is opening his hear right now, so I don't think we should...
No.758654
>>758653
Of course not, blockhead. I said I wouldn't miss it for anything right now. It's just fun to mess with you.
>peeking back
No.758655
>>758652
If we're gonna be honest here, I've been hanging onto that ring for quite a while. Guess part of me was always afraid you'd freak out when I finally gave it to you.
>Did you miss the part where she almost set herself on fire? 'Cause I didn't.
>Don't fucking ruin this for me, alright?
>Fine, jeez!
No.758656
>>758654
You're the worst, you know that?
>peeking
Looks like he's doing fine... Never seen your sister like that, though.
No.758657
>>758655
I'm... surprised at how calm I am as well.
>staring at the ring
Looks like I've finally become too sentimental.
No.758658
File: 1458059592241.jpg (246.84 KB, 1600x977, 1600:977, 68a8dc71a07b822af4cada5d1c….jpg)
>>758656
I try my best~
>tails wagging
She's so mellow. A year or two ago she would have killed him twice over for pulling something like this.
No.758659
>>758657
That's not necessarily a bad thing. You're still happy... right?
No.758660
>>758658
She really would, all things considered. So are they married now?
No.758661
>>758659
Unbelievably so. I'm just... not sure about how to feel...
>holding her ring hand to her chest
>sighs contently
You better expect a very loud and excited fox to accost you when she finds out~
No.758662
>>758660
They basically were before this. They even have a kid, remember? I guess now it's just official. You better be ready for a hell of a ceremony.
No.758663
File: 1458060630927.jpg (239.27 KB, 727x1008, 727:1008, Fighting crime in a tuxedo.jpg)
>>758661
>nervous laugh
I know how to handle a lot of things, but an excited parent isn't one of 'em. That's gonna be... interesting.
No.758664
>>758662
For a long time I thought they already were... I'm not gonna have to wear a suit, amI?
No.758665
File: 1458060856924.jpg (732.99 KB, 2480x3310, 248:331, Black.Hanekawa.full.114771….jpg)
>>758663
>cheeky grin back
Well I guess it's time to learn~!
>jumps off
>if you were quick witted you would have seen the huge, beaming smile just before she turned around
No.758666
>>758664
It'd make me very happy!
>>758665
Hey wait for me I wanna see this too!
>bounds off after the white cat
No.758667
>>758665
>remember how he could see speeding bullets well enough to block them?
>he knows
Trial and error's never failed me before. Let's hope it doesn't start now.
No.758668
>dear diary
>today I accepted mafia work
>I am still a good person
>signed, Kiruko
No.758669
File: 1458063609986.jpg (73.62 KB, 500x669, 500:669, what a drag, it's getting ….jpg)
>>758668
It ain't all bad.
>Jay no don't read people's diaries
You could've done worse than KGBoobs. She's gotten better recently.
No.758670
>>758669
>I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
>EVASIVE MANEUVERS GO GO GO GO GO
>just kinda
>froze in place
E-eh??
No.758671
>>758670
Far as mafiosos go there are nastier people to work for than Balalaika.
No.758672
>>758671
Ah... I did good?
No.758673
>>758672
Russian mafia. You tell me.
>shrug
If you're strapped for work and got the skills then it's good money. Just gotta learn to turn a blind eye to the nastier parts.
Least Bala's usual targets seem to be people worse than her group so it's not like there's a breach of justice. Just ethics and morals.
I can dig it.
No.758674
File: 1458065048763.jpg (93.37 KB, 483x396, 161:132, bludgeoning angel dokuro-c….jpg)
>>758673
This will be much to, ah, take in...
No.758675
>>758674
You'll do fine.
>Lucky she's got a soft spot for cute things.
No.758676
File: 1458065325502.jpg (68.39 KB, 452x338, 226:169, being tittycop is sufferin….jpg)
>>758675
I fired from last job for arresting bad man with connections...
No.758677
>>758676
And this is why I'm a vigilante. When you work for yourself you're never able to be dropped.
No.758678
>>758677
>!
You mean, be police without being police?!
No.758679
>>758678
Yeah. That's exactly what I mean.
Y'mean you never thought of it?
No.758680
>>758679
Ah... no... vigilante is just local mercenary, yes?
Easier to work outside.
No.758681
File: 1458066327234.jpg (131.22 KB, 1015x787, 1015:787, Where Did The Boy Wonder G….jpg)
>>758680
To each their own.
No.758682
>>758681
>melon bread go
I hoping things go well.
No.758684
>>758683
That man walking on water?
No.758685
File: 1458068946356.jpg (202.45 KB, 496x661, 496:661, 1461eb8f03f3b155e30e5c5dfa….jpg)
>>758684
>note the spiral ripples, tiddycop
>H A M O N
Aha! Thought I felt something familiar!
>polevaults over on the spiral polearm
>on the waterrrrr
No.758686
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No.758687
>>758686
>hup
Not even close!
>GLEAM
Somebody with a flicker'a Spiral power like old Kittan, huh.
Not bad, not bad at all!
No.758688
>>758687
Spirals?
>even her fucking pupils are spirals
>Kirukoooo
No.758689
>>758688
Damn straight! You mean you never looked in a mirror before?
>hey Kiru guess what
>his eyes are spiral galaxies
Well I didn't come all this damn way for nothing! Maybe I'll tell ya a little about Spiral power, but first-
>POINT
JUST WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
No.758690
File: 1458070103881.jpg (101.39 KB, 414x461, 414:461, oshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>758689
>!!!
Otonashi Kiruko! Am former mercenairee, former novice poricewoman, now just Kiruko!
No.758691
>>758690
Former? What the hell's all this former nonsense, you tryin' to piss me off?
I asked you who the hell you are, not who the hell you were! Every second we spiral forward, becoming different people than we were before!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
No.758692
>>758691
>???
Am just Kiruko now!
>???
Ehh... you loud person?
No.758693
>>758692
I guess I am, I guess I am!
Listen up, Just Kiruko. Why the hell are you listening to me, anyway?
Aren't you mad? Aren't you ready to go where no one's gone before?
I can see it in your eyes! You better not be holding back on me now!
No.758694
No.758695
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>>758693
>!
I just wanting to be police woman! But fired for not to being calm...
No.758696
>>758695
So you're just gonna let it slide, huh.
Bullshit.
So you're not a cop anymore, big deal! Stagnate all you want, but you'll never know if there's something else out there unless you grab your own life by the balls and make it look!
No.758697
File: 1458071407213.jpg (68.91 KB, 444x319, 444:319, dshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>758696
Balls?
>patting her skirt
Am woman.
>beat passes
...
>another beat passes
>!
Want to protect, don't need porice badge!
No.758698
File: 1458071557241.jpg (65.63 KB, 517x333, 517:333, Tengen.Toppa.Gurren-Lagann….jpg)
>>758697
Now that's more like it! A real woman doesn't let anything stop her, not even herself!
Might just remember your name now, Kiruko Otonashi.
>grin
No.758699
File: 1458071836927.png (119.4 KB, 500x406, 250:203, tumblr_ng3h3tfOLQ1r1em14o1….png)
>>758698
Yes! Protect everyone! Except bad guy. Punch badguy to arrest.
No.758700
>>758699
>I found another one, bro
>we're all gonna make it
Punch the bad guy so hard he explodes into a new world of everlasting piece!
>grips her hand
This is your drill! And your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
No.758701
>>758700
>hype thrusters: ACTIVATED
>
YEAH!
No.758702
>>758701
>!!
>I am omniscient and I didn't see that coming
Whoa...a real berseker woman!
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YA TELL ME SOONER YOU WERE HIDING SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
>[EXCITED]
No.758703
File: 1458072390253.jpg (232.03 KB, 850x1259, 850:1259, sample-8069b9c10ea9c3c1fdd….jpg)
>>758702
>the beast is awake
No more rules! Do not having to hold back!
No.758704
>>758703
>
Show me what you're made of!
No.758705
>>758704
>
>time for SPIRAL PRESSURE
>she's building up
No.758706
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>>758705
>build up, you say
>we have achieved YOU ARE ALL STAR STUFF mode
I dunno about me, but you don't have all day, do ya!
No.758707
>>758706
>nyoom
You are not criminal, but I can feel strength!
No.758708
>falls through the ceiling
SON OF BITCH
>CRASH
No.758711
>>758708
>!
>arcing away from where Raiden is
>careful of the horizontal tornado my main man
>>758709
>C R O S S
>C O U N T A H
No.758712
>>758710
Huh?
>squint
Gray Fox...?
>>758711
>rolls out of the way
Never a dull moment.
No.758713
File: 1458073831984.jpg (147.36 KB, 850x652, 425:326, sample-14b7ae027cd2de20989….jpg)
>>758711
>ROH ROH
>he hasn't moved, tiddybae
>but he's grinnan
No.758714
>>758712
You, you are not me.
I'm me...right.
No.758715
>>758712
Vurry sorry!
>>758713
>fist steaming
There are people here, we must not go overboarding!
No.758716
>>758714
Yes, I'm not you. You're Gray Fox, I'm not.
Never could be, either.
>>758715
Don't worry about it, at this point I'm used to it!
No.758717
>>758715
Ah?
>minuscule drills retracting into his fist
Just like Yoko....
No.758718
>>758716
>she dug a nice trench with all that TORNADO POWAH
Using to danger?
>distracted from Simone
You... are mercenary?
>>758717
Must not lose control.
No.758719
>>758716
You...!
>swood brandished
You are not me, but...
Those heels look ridiculous.
No.758720
>>758718
Occasionally, yeah.
>>758719
>sword also brandished
Do we have to fight? I'd rather not.
...and these heels are practical, they allow me to hold my sword with my feet.
No.758721
>>758718
Nah, now's not the time.
But I'll be watching you, Kiruko Otonashi. Don't go disappointing yourself now, or I'll really belt ya one!
>hood and spear get
>ambient SPIRAL eye on
>drills out
No.758722
>>758720
>???
Feet?
>but that's what hands are for
Lying to me.
No.758723
File: 1458074861583.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>758722
But...I'm not...?
>throws sword in the air
>catches it with his high heels
See?
It's...it's practical!
No.758724
>>758720
Ah, part-time. Is good.
>>758721
>blink
Who was strange man?
No.758725
>>758724
Sometimes, but I'm not in it for the money. Most of that goes to ex in New Zealand, I don't need it.
No.758726
>>758725
>?
You are in... arimony?
No.758727
>>758726
Nope, don't have to pay it. It just feels right to do so, after leaving like I did.
That money isn't going to go anywhere else, so I might as well send it over there for support.
No.758729
>>758728
Yeah...thought I could just settle down but I couldn't. Didn't have much choice so I had to go, give them a chance to move on instead of keeping them waiting forever...
No.758730
>>758729
It is for the betterer.
I was mercenary, wanted to be porice gurl in cute uniform, and be nice. It not work out. Have to go back to basics.
No.758731
>>758730
At least you tried, huh?
Some things just can't be helped, no matter how hard you try though.
No.758732
>returning to his camp a bloody mess
No.758733
File: 1458076583164.jpg (81.25 KB, 505x344, 505:344, oshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>758731
Don't need to be porice to be nice and wear cute uniform, or to protect people.
I do it because I want to!
>>758732
Ehh??
No.758734
>>758732
Jesus Christ, Pred.
The hell happened out there?
>>758733
You're carving your own path...
Good.
That's the best thing you can do.
No.758735
>>758733
....
>>758734
>I got sent home Jack
>the home I'm banished from
>father though I was disobeying him
>if this human starts freaking out, can you deal with them....I'm really not in the mood
No.758736
File: 1458077052180.jpg (258.54 KB, 638x710, 319:355, fshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>758734
Otonashi Kiruko, mercenary!
>>758735
>s'cool
>she's seen yautja before in the past
No.758737
>>758735
I got sent back to Liberia, forgot how terrible it was.
I'll deal with it.
>>758736
Mercenary? That's some good work, I'm sure you'll do good with strength like...
>looks at the giant trench
...that.
No.758738
File: 1458077427146.jpg (298.47 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 9a76020d15f500f4d9cc62cd7e….jpg)
>>758737
Am very strong.
>nodnod
No.758739
>>758737
>sounds like a fun place
>>758736
>good to know
No.758740
>>758738
That's the attitude to have, I'm sure you'll do great.
Plenty of work opportunities out there too.
>>758739
Yeah you'd find plenty of people to hunt there.
Including other hunters.
No.758741
>>758740
>fiddling with Balalaika's business card
Mafia already offered... still keeping eye open.
No.758742
>>758740
>if I wasn't icing my stab wounds I'd be all over that
No.758743
>>758741
The Mafia...?
That's some dangerous business...at least if Goodfellas is to be believed, nothing I'm sure you can't handle but still.
>>758742
At least while I was out, I managed to get back into this chassis.
Gonna kinda miss the other one, though...
No.758744
File: 1458078190019.jpg (199.87 KB, 584x815, 584:815, 5c3eba45817505ccafb8861ecf….jpg)
>>758743
Do not like to work for criminals, but I was told they beat other bad guys.
Not so bad maybe?
>guh
I just want protect the weak.
No.758746
>>758744
You want to protect the weak too?
They might not be, who knows? The enemy of my enemy is my friend after all.
>>758745
C'mon Pred, I was in the other one for like a week.
It was white with a skullcap, I was just in it yesterday.
No.758747
>>758746
>well which ever works for you
No.758749
>>758747
Not gonna lie, I also missed this one.
Might start using them interchangeably.
>>758748
Mine too.
If somebody like me can, then so can you.
No.758750
>>758749
>I don't see why not
>mixing it up helps keep things interesting
No.758751
Yes! I will not abandoned dream!
No.758752
>>758750
You know what? Yeah I'm gonna do that.
>>758751
That's the spirit!
>Feels good to be on the other end of a motivational speech for once
No way you can fail with that attitude and with intentions like that!
No.758753
>>758752
>you are up beat for once
No.758754
>>758752
>eeeeeee
Who you are?
No.758755
>>758753
I know it's crazy, right?
>>758754
You can call me Raiden. Or Jack, if you prefer.
No.758756
>>758755
>!
>!!
White Devil!?
Was "One-Eyed Cougar".
>taps her eyepatch
No.758757
>>758755
>it's a bit refreshing
>I wonder if I came back to the wrong planet?
HOHOHAHAHAHA!
No.758758
File: 1458079686511.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>758756
You've heard of me before?
Looks like I've become more infamous than I thought.
And you're just another person I know who has an eyepatch. I just...know a lot of people with 'em.
>>758757
Very funny, I guess it just happens when everybody is backing me up.
It's really refreshing, though.
No.758759
>>758758
>is this woman your new side kick Jack?
>is that why you are happy?
No.758760
>>758757
>man that laugh is creepy
>>758758
Part of special forces unit Phantom, Big Boss was leader.
No.758761
>>758759
Nah, I'm just...happy.
Sure being sent back to Liberia was a pain in the ass but yesterday was comparatively alright when compared to other things in my life.
>>758760
You know Big Boss?
No.758762
>>758761
Taught me personally since I was small.
No.758763
>>758760
>what you say about my laugh?
>>758761
>that's good Jack
>in a way I too am happy to be back here
No.758764
>>758762
That's...interesting.
He's usually the one who employs my services.
>>758763
Glad you came back, just as you said to me I'd probably miss you if you were gone.
But yeah yesterday was pretty okay.
No.758765
>>758764
>political humans a side yes
>our new friend even stopped by and questioned the sent of lavender
No.758766
File: 1458080153420.jpg (241.52 KB, 1169x827, 1169:827, tumblr_mhaqxlfUgp1r9shswo2….jpg)
>>758763
>n-nothing
>>758764
>Big Boss: turning little girls into super soldiers since 1974
Have not seen him in very long time.
No.758767
>>758766
>good
>otherwise I'd give you stern talking to
No.758768
>>758765
And...nothing bad happened to me!
Something bad is gonna happen because I said that.
>>758766
I have to wonder if he'd recognize you. I mean I'm sure he would but...he's getting old so his mind gets a bit lost sometimes.
No.758769
>>758767
>aaaaaaAAAAAAA
>>758768
Maybe? I moved on. Have my own life now.
No.758770
>>758768
>why did you say that Jack?
>why did you say that?
>>758769
>stop that
No.758771
>>758769
Yeah that's for the best, I think Boss has enough work to last him a loooooong time.
>>758770
I have no idea.
I now have to await suffering that's sure to happen.
No.758772
>>758770
>fine
>this is the weirdest not-conversation I've ever not had
>>758771
Daughters supposed to leave when grown up. So I left.
No.758773
>>758772
Well at least you left on better terms unlike I did with my...father figure.
No.758774
>>758773
We leave past behind, grow into new person every day.
>Kiruko no you just learned that from Simon like five hours ago
No.758775
>>758774
It's not easy to leave the past behind...it never is, but it's what must be done.
I've hard a hard time escaping mine but I'm going to.
No.758776
>>758775
We all going to make it!
No.758777
>>758776
One of these days...can't wait until then but for now I'm happy with the way things are.
No.758778
File: 1458082629390.png (456.96 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, 6ea5d4f0cc8e6b188a14907f1b….png)
No.758779
>>758778
Middling with ups and downs here or there.
Went down recently, but I think I feel an upswing coming. I hope so, anyway.
No.758780
>>758779
I am still jobhunting.
No.758781
>>758780
You'll find one.
Personally, I'm not if anything I'm trying to cut down on jobs I do so I can focus on more personal things.
No.758782
No.758783
>>758781
Maybe if I restrain myself, I get to be porice woman again!
No.758784
>>758783
And if not?
You...you should still probably restrain yourself. Just a suggestion.
No.758785
>>758784
I will be sad, but is not over.
>
Eh?
No.758786
>>758785
I'm just saying I know what it's like to lose control and all that.
No.758787
>>758786
You are right, is bad to lose control. But I can do it.
No.758788
>>758787
If you say so, but I'd still be careful.
No.758789
>>758788
You saying I clumsy?
No.758790
>darts in
>covered in dirt and small branches
Wew, think I lost him.
No.758791
>>758790
>hint: you didn't
No.758792
>>758789
You're putting words in my mouth, I said no such thing.
>>758790
At the cost of your clothes.
No.758793
>>758790
>>758791
A chase?
>[WATCHING INTENTLY]
>>758792
What you mean?
No.758794
No.758795
No.758796
>>758791
Drat, I knew it was too good to be true!
At least let me take out a life insurance policy or something!
>mud applied
>Faceless King
That stuffy freckles guy put you up to this, didn't he.
>>758792
And what wonderful tattered rags they were!
Too bad about the tights, though. Nobody knows how to make a good pair of tights anymore.
No.758797
File: 1458085344855.jpg (536.18 KB, 790x1090, 79:109, 7f1691e5b296871699e69175f5….jpg)
>>758793
>nothing to see here
>>758796
Yep.
No.758798
File: 1458085420468.jpg (77.61 KB, 917x870, 917:870, raiden__metal_gear_rising_….jpg)
>>758793
I'm just saying that it can be hard to keep control of yourself...
I'm not saying you can't but you should still be cautious.
>>758796
I see plenty of weirdos in tights here everyday, though.
No.758799
>>758796
>AAAAA HIS FACE IS GONE
>AAAAAAAAAA GHOST
>>758797
>lies
>>758798
>already hiding under a sheet
>it's the Kiruko equivalent of a cardboard box
>her tonfa blades are poking out
>whisper mode go
There is ghost here
No.758800
>>758797
C'mooooon, you're not gonna listen to a guy that pale, are you?
I bet he has some hideous disease. Like vampirism, or stick-in-the-mud disorder.
>>758798
But not any that look this good!
>>758799
>:^)
WoooOOoooOooo!
No.758801
>>758799
>ok maybe a little
Grab something.
>>758800
>shakes his head
>foot up
>SLAM
>shaking Hall: yes
No.758802
>>758799
Yes, and...?
>>758800
That's arguable.
No.758803
>>758800
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>758801
>tfw low on the ground
>we're good homie
>>758802
>this guy
>is kind of a dick
>[obvious fear of ghosts goes here]
No.758804
>>758801
Whoa hey-hey-hey!
>falls in his arms
Oh! My hero!
>>758802
Objection!
Yes? No? I think that's the appropriate time for that.
>>758803
>visible again
>hanging out of musclebro's grip
I do believe I've discovered a new kind of beetle!
No.758805
File: 1458086289263.jpg (325.75 KB, 600x586, 300:293, aa183705b9366dba5b6cfd5013….jpg)
>>758803
Sorry.
>>758804
>this guy
Ja'far's gonna be mad.
No.758806
File: 1458086404587.jpg (36.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nfnloj2OiE1tbl2xjo3….jpg)
>>758803
>how do I comfort this person
>???
Uhhhhhhh...
>scratching his head
>>758804
Hey I'm just saying many people would argue against that.
No.758807
>>758804
KYAAAAAAA
>swoosh
I WILL OF BEING LAYING YOU TO REST NOW PLEASE
>>758805
>you might wanna stop the terrified tiddycop
>>758806
>she might've lost control
No.758808
>>758805
Very true! But the big man himself won't be, eh?
It's not like I'm out here gallivanting around on ol' snake eyes's time anyway, you know.
I happen to like looking a complete fop!
>>758806
We're all equal here in group meeting, sir.
We're an understanding bunch of fruit loops.
>>758807
>yipe
>head ducks down into his cape
My face! My mostly perfect face! Masrur!
No.758809
>>758807
>blink
>just
>holding her arms back
>classic police move
It's ok.
>>758808
You know he barely pays attention.
No.758810
>>758807
>Shit!
Calm down it's not a malevolent ghost!
Like...a poltergeist or anything.
>>758808
What's that supposed to mean?
No.758811
>>758808
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
>>758809
>you might wanna put more force into that
>she's spooked pretty hard son
>accidental [MENACING]
aaaaaaaaa
>>758810
O-oh...
No.758812
File: 1458087098639.jpg (81.18 KB, 850x719, 850:719, sample-7507fea73a67eeb8c87….jpg)
>i have legs and i must kick
>who's that floozy on my sensei anyway
>i'm gonna kick her too
No.758813
>>758809
>hiding on bigman's shoulders
Bravo! Good show, old boy!
It really puts Independent Action through its paces, yeah?
Obviously he knew he needed a better guy with a green palette.
>>758810
How is a raven like a writing desk?
>>758811
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
So does this mean no second date?
No.758814
>>758811
Yeah see? He's not doing anything.
>>758813
I don't know, how?
No.758815
>>758811
>it's k
>I kick elephants in half on my off days
>twists the tonfas out of her hands anyway
Stop.
>>758812
>u wot
>blink
>shakeshake
Not this one.
>>758813
>...
>grabs Hood by the hair
You don't know what they've been through.
No.758816
>>758813
>high beams still on
>give her a moment
>ゴゴゴゴゴ
>>758814
>starting to relax
I am-
>>758815
>that's a funny joke
>this grip ain't breakin'
Why you twist hands?
>MENACING has shorted out
>all that remains is
>>
No.758817
>>758814
Heck if I know, I was hoping somebody would tell me!
People just don't like thinking outside the box these days, it's sad.
>eating a Jack in the Box burg
>>758815
Yow!
>hair lifts up
>it was a wig
>too bad his grip has Hood's real hair too
>>758816
>I see a second pair of high beams too
Scary!
No.758818
>>758815
I've finished scouting and observing-
>read: kicking the shit out of
the wildlife here.
>looks at Hood and Kiruko
What's this?
No.758819
File: 1458087760330.jpg (42.24 KB, 500x283, 500:283, tumblr_nbasweyodf1swzz08o1….jpg)
>>758816
>green hair
>orange eye
>stronger
>???
Fanalis?
>>758817
>this punk ass bitch
Go back home to him.
You can skip Ja'far if you want.
>>758818
>that's my kouhai
>nodnod
>gestures to Hood
High King decided to join some kind of contest.
>uh
She got scared.
No.758820
>>758816
Ahh geez, he'll give 'em back.
I hope.
>>758817
>oh i get it
>bet you think you're real clever
Well you're asking the wrong guy.
No.758821
>>758817
>lewd
I surry for to trying to split head.
>>758819
>??
Ehh?
>>758820
>it's a good thing she's ridic strong
>had she lost them she'd have a mental breakdown
Wrists almost hurt.
No.758822
>>758819
He is an ally?
>damn I kind of want to kick him the most right now
Of the high king too...
No.758823
>>758819
Yes, massuh Masrur! Thanks, massuh Masrur!
>doing his best to bow while still scruffed
You're not just sending me to Sharrkan, are you?
>>758820
>:^)))))
Man something about you reminds me of a certain freckled menace back home.
Except for horrific robot body and voice that isn't completely reedy.
>>758821
Oh you know how it is, you almost get your split once by somebody, you've been attacked by all of them.
No.758824
>>758821
Almost?
I'm surprised that didn't break them.
>>758823
I'm not a men--
HEY MY ROBOT BODY ISN'T THAT HORRIFIC.
No.758825
>>758821
>that'd be a no
Don't worry about it.
>nod-bow
Masrur.
>points to mini ginger
Morgiana.
>>758822
He's...
>looks at Hood
>looks back
>looks back again
Archer.
He's supposed to be helpful.
No.758826
File: 1458088393795.png (456.96 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, 6ea5d4f0cc8e6b188a14907f1b….png)
>>758823
>:C
>she's frowning Hood
>wot nao
>>758824
I am vurry strong.
>>758825
Kiruko.
>just
>flexes out of his grip
>spiralstronk
Please do not of be grabbing my arm.
No.758827
File: 1458088500001.png (575.5 KB, 1519x1075, 1519:1075, 03393fb094aa929478a9bb0281….png)
>>758825
Is he good? Does he even have a djinn?
No.758828
>>758824
You can't fool me, Terminator! I'm already dead.
>Kenshiro pose
You won't punch my delicious spine out if I can help it!
>>758826
Oh no, a frowning woman stronger than a truck! A combination of my two weaknesses!
>crossbow go
>spoink
>growing a tiny rose plant at her feet
No.758829
>>758826
Yeah...I can see that.
Very very strong.
>>758828
Termina-- for the last time I'm not a Terminator I'm more like Robocop!
Whatever gave you the idea I was going to punch your spine out?!
No.758830
File: 1458088683075.png (125.67 KB, 378x311, 378:311, tumblr_n4kgtv9reX1scm3myo2….png)
>>758826
>but he already let go
>mirin the flex anyway
There are other ways to disarm.
Just picked one.
>pulls a fish out of his tunic
>Masrur stop
>>758827
>I'm not full enough for this
>tosses kouhai a fish too
Sin says he's the djinn.
Found him in a circle instead of a Dungeon, too.
No.758831
File: 1458088868104.jpg (77.94 KB, 458x784, 229:392, 9d5504c9a82bc73090d0ba99f2….jpg)
>>758830
>nom
He doesn't look very... djinn.
>>758828
Are you a djinn?
No.758832
>>758828
>??
>eeeee
How you do this?
>>758829
Strong as Boss!
>>758830
>well then
>blink
>melon bread out from the bitties
Punching is good way too.
No.758833
>>758829
I see what goes on around here! You can't hide your spine fetish from the Green Man, you dirty robots!
Unless we're sharing, in that case my turn should be coming at the heat death of the universe.
>>758831
Well I'm sure not a djout!
>diseased rimshot
>do not kick the mick
>>758832
Why, with the power of sleight of hand
No, actually I planted a rose seed weeks beforehand, the arrow just had a little water and Miracle-Gro in it.
No.758834
File: 1458089163515.png (129.64 KB, 263x320, 263:320, tumblr_n4kgtv9reX1scm3myo1….png)
>>758831
He's not blue, no.
Something called a Servant. Kind of like a Magi.
>...
Where's Alibaba.
>>758832
>covering his face a la Karna
>too pure
Didn't think it would be a good idea.
No.758835
>>758832
Yeah just about!
>>758833
...spine fetish?
Honestly, where are you getting these ideas you're kinda scaring me.
No.758836
File: 1458089307412.jpg (191.51 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-aa19b9aacd00f6460c3….jpg)
>>758833
>!
Magic!
>>758834
>:3c
Would nut have been. Unleash true power. Would be vurry bad.
>>758835
He trained me.
No.758837
>>758833
>cringes internally
>he's on the kick list
Who are you then?
>>758834
On Sindria. I hope. He is supposed to be training like we are...
No.758838
>>758835
Me? Scary?
Geddoudahere, I'm the lovable slightly flimsy scamp with the bad haircut!
>>758836
>pulls an arrowhead behind her ear
Magic.
>>758837
>tfw
You may call me Archer, little chickadee.
I mean I answer to "hey you" "there he goes!" and "stop that man!" too but I'm open about it.
No.758839
>>758836
And it shows, I'm sure he'd be proud.
>>758838
I'm just wondering where the hell you're getting all these ideas from, I'm hardly able half of what you're saying.
No.758840
File: 1458089692276.jpg (298.76 KB, 486x665, 486:665, cf5396fc488cf12138d3e085cc….jpg)
>>758836
>true power
Red Lions...
>...
>staring
>he's trying to see if there's anything in her mouth
>even not-Berbers don't have an accent that bad
>>758837
Ja'far will make sure he is. Aladdin likes him enough.
>looking around
...He's gonna try and annex this place too, isn't he.
No.758841
File: 1458089974613.jpg (445.61 KB, 637x900, 637:900, 581e111f53ae17ab7deb349b72….jpg)
>>758838
I'm not a chickadee.
>...
I don't know what a chickadee is.
>!
>shit I said that out loud
>bows
Morgiana.
>>758840
It would be too easy. But it's so far away. Is it even worth making an alliance?
No.758842
File: 1458089974635.png (474.39 KB, 692x900, 173:225, 6e8684f968e40db4343fecc333….png)
>>758838
>!!
>
>oh no she's HYPE
>>758839
>beaming with pride
Boss...
>>758840
>tfw engrish so bad people think you're faking it
Eh?
No.758843
>>758841
A pleasure.
>wink
>>758842
>this is my cue
>kapew
No.758844
>>758842
I might have to see if he has any work for me later.
No.758845
File: 1458090567744.jpg (115.89 KB, 846x479, 846:479, tumblr_ndlxkyRX9f1rbw26ko1….jpg)
>>758841
I mean it end up like Balbad.
>...
I'm making sure he actually goes back.
You know what to do.
>>758842
...
>nod
>leaps out
>it's like 30s Supes
No.758846
>>758843
Oh...
>>758844
Please do not mention me.
>>758845
>ayy
Coooool.
No.758847
>>758846
Any reason why or just don't want to be mentioned?
No.758848
File: 1458090768185.jpg (190.06 KB, 800x1103, 800:1103, 53b5be721d8a1c20fb9b88bf43….jpg)
>>758843
>oh fuck
>he's cute
>shit
>uh
>Fanalis Panic Tactic 101
>whips a kick
>oh he's gone
>>758845
>nods
>follows after, jogging
No.758850
>>758849
Alright I won't ask anything else about it, then.
No.758851
>>758850
You are robot, but not always?
No.758852
>>758851
That's right, I wasn't always like this but those days are long gone now.
No.758853
>>758852
>processing
>processing
Metal or bone, man is man.
You still Jack.
No.758854
>>758853
I know I'm still Jack, but that could be seen as a problem in of itself.
I try to not let it worry me...
No.758855
>>758854
>??
Is bad to be person?
No.758856
>>758855
Not to be a person.
Just to be...Jack.
I used to think that, anyway. I'm starting to be less hard on myself, though.
No.758857
>>758856
Confusing.
>shrug
Your life.
No.758858
File: 1458091760785.jpg (95.31 KB, 1023x668, 1023:668, I do not like these Nanoma….jpg)
>>758857
Yeah confusing...that just about sums it up.
No.758859
>>758858
I was born on battlefield, raised on battlefield.
Want change, so became porice girl.
No.758860
>>758859
Same for me...okay not exactly.
I didn't become a police girl. Rather I suppressed my memories until an incident happened when I joined a covert military group.
Things went bad. Really bad.
No.758861
File: 1458092298113.png (278.36 KB, 500x638, 250:319, tumblr_mhgqngNQIZ1qdiw9jo1….png)
>>758860
I very surry to hear that.
No.758862
>>758861
It got me where I am today, so it wasn't a total loss.
No.758863
>>758862
>beat passes
...
>another beat passes
Did I introduce myself?
No.758864
>yes I am feeling much better now!
No.758865
File: 1458092791126.png (210.65 KB, 900x626, 450:313, Raiden looks as angry as a….png)
>>758863
Nope.
>>758864
Looking better too.
No.758866
>>758865
>POSE
Otonashi Kiruko, mercenary, presenting!
No.758867
>>758865
>thanks, looks like rest was all I needed
No.758868
>>758866
It's a pleasure.
I'd introduce myself but you already know my name.
>>758867
Yeah, today would be a day to rest.
Kinda dull. Nothing wrong with that.
No.758869
>>758868
?that works fine for me
No.758870
>>758868
Is a dull day, you're right.
No.758871
>>758869
After the hectic mess my life has been in, mine too.
>>758870
Things like to get silent around here just before they pick up again. Usually later on.
No.758872
>>758871
>I could say the same
>seeing my family didn't end too well for me
No.758873
File: 1458093751764.jpg (136.02 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-b6f5d27f547c9c5f09e….jpg)
>>758871
Now is good time for to be exercising.
No.758874
>>758872
I imagine so. You were banished after all. I imagine that's like...sacred or whatever.
>>758873
Now would indeed be a wise time to do that.
I'm just gonna sit back and relax.
No.758875
>>758874
>I have to fight to get rebanished instead of death
No.758876
>>758874
>hype thrusters dialing up
Must get in mood to cut loose.
No.758877
>>758875
You survived, right?
>>758876
>actually looks really relaxed for once
Cut loose...?
No.758878
File: 1458094399535.jpg (101.39 KB, 414x461, 414:461, oshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>758877
>eyes: spirals
>uh oh
Cut loose!
No.758879
File: 1458094496048.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>758877
>I'm much harder to kill then I look
No.758880
>>758878
>...shit.
Hold on no need to do that, why are you cutting loose?
>>758879
Well as long as you aren't dead and got back here everything's fine, right?
No.758881
>>758880
>OH GOD THEY'RE REVOLVING SPIRALS
To exercise at FULL POWER!
No.758882
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>>758880
>other then the still banished thing yes
>....she's freaking out isn't she?
No.758883
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>>758881
Can't you just do it at half power?!
>>758882
I told you something bad would happen.
I called it.
But yes, she's freaking out.
No.758884
>>758883
GOOOOOOOOOO!
>NYOOM
>she's going
>and going
>in circles
>how nonthreatening
>other than the tornado she's causing
No.758885
>>758883
>stabbing a blade into the wall
>you want to deal with her?
No.758886
>>758884
Wait d--
>spinning around in his chair
Yeah.
This is fine.
>>758885
Sure give me a minute.
No.758887
>>758886
Ten kilometer running followed by one hundred push-ups, sit-ups and squats! EVERY DAY!
No.758888
>>758887
Some rigorous exerc--
>falls out of his chair
WAAAAAAAAGH!
>chin scrapes against the wall
WELL THAT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT'S HAPPENED IN AWHILE!
No.758889
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>>758886
>either tranquilize or knocking her out may work
No.758890
>>758888
Eh?
>skids to a halt
>the sudden cessation of movement causes the wind funnel to collapse
>>758889
That is very rude.
No.758891
>>758889
Too late to try that out.
>>758890
>falls to the ground
>keeps sliding across the ground with his chin
>completely deadpan the whole way through
No.758892
>>758890
>so is letting lose a tornado indoors
>>758891
>helping Radin back up
No.758893
>>758891
This robot exercise?
>>758892
But I ran outside.
>there's a Kiruko shaped hole in the wall
No.758894
>>758892
Thanks Pred.
>chair almost gets him from behind
>ducks
Hah!
>it lands on his toes
>
>>758893
Nope, not at all.
Don't need to.
No.758895
>>758893
>this place still doesn't need that kind of power being thrown around recklessly
>>758894
>that chair dishonors you
No.758896
>>758894
Must be nice, all that time to yourself.
>>758895
Banished hunter should not speak of reckless.
No.758899
>>758895
Yeah, yeah...hold that thought.
>gets on Codec
Dok...Dok...turn on pain inhibitors.
>"Afraid of a little stubbed toe, eh Raiden? Aheheheheh."
DOK NOW
>"Okay okay, calm down. Looks like somebody is antsy."
Thanks Dok...
>>758896
No not really.
No.758900
>>758898
>....you know I don't see in a normal spectrum of light?
>>758899
>this woman is annoying me Jack
No.758901
>>758899
No? But you can do many things.
>>758900
It was worth the try. Please be putting the gun down or I will be forced to subdue.
No.758902
>>758900
What?
Why?
>>758901
Yeah but having so much time to myself only reminds me it's just time to only myself.
No.758903
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>>758902
>she's being as bad as the White goop guy is to you
>>758901
>it's not a gun
>and do not bring up my banishment child
No.758904
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>>758902
>?
>Kiruko is not good with this topic but she gets it
You do not have lady friend?
>>758903
From the same pur... per... point of viewing, we are the same.
Not need to feel bad. But if you are not of putting down weapon then there is no option but to make you.
No.758905
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>>758903
Well you tell me to ignore the white goop guy so maybe you could do the same here.
>>758904
Actually I do.
No.758906
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>>758904
>I can't "put it down" it is attached to my shoulder
>and I have stopped aiming at you
>you aren't worth my skills
>>758905
>fair point
No.758907
>>758905
Then why spend time alone?
>come on Jack
>even in Engrish she's spitting it out
>there's stuff to do during those hours
>:^)
>>758906
>not worth
>not worth
>not worth
>this saddens the tiddycop
No.758908
>>758906
Good I don't want any fighting here.
>>758907
...I don't know where she is.
No.758909
>>758908
>not like anything stays dead
No.758910
>>758908
>
This is problem.
>she's already shaken off pred stabbing her soul
Maybe look into this?
No.758911
>>758909
Yeeeaaah but that doesn't mean you should just start picking fights because you feel like it.
>>758910
Exactly.
I tried having Dok track 'er but...she isn't from here so it's not easy.
I'll have to look into it myself I suppose.
No.758912
>>758911
>I never feel like it Jack
>I have to feel it
No.758913
>>758911
It is a good idea, I think.
I am needing to, ah, improve English skills.
No.758914
>>758912
Well good.
>>758913
The only problem is that I don't know where to start.
And yeah, I think you might need to work on that.
No.758915
>>758914
>thinking
>thinking
Someone who knows the lady friend?
>that'd be GreenHatMcTalkingHat
No.758916
>>758914
>now I must return to my camp Jack
>for reasons
No.758917
>>758915
So to find her, I have to find another person.
Aaaaaaaalright.
>>758916
Reasons?
Alright I don't want to know, have fun.
No.758918
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>>758917
Like detective work!
>turns out she did learn something as a novice policewoman
No.758919
>>758918
Well too bad I'm no detective, but I'll have to see what I can do.
No.758920
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>>758919
Next time, ask about friends! Make connections!
>yes
>yes i am helping
>i am gud porice gurl nao
No.758921
>>758920
Right, right that should help.
>writing this down
...that was fairly obvious in the first place, I probably should've thought of it.
No.758922
>>758921
Eheheh... I am happy to be of helping.
No.758923
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>>758922
See? Like I said, you'd be helping.
But yeah this is some good advice. I could meet some of her friends and...we can hold off on her meeting some of mine.
No.758924
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>>758923
I donut have many friends since exiled from Nagashima, but I am happy you can be stepforward.
No.758925
>>758924
Hey I'm willing to help anybody as often as I can and they really need it.
And I have plenty of friends nowadays but...
>
they're not gonna be good with first impressions. So I'm gonna put that off for now.
No.758927
>>758926
>imagining her meeting everybody at Outer Heaven
>sure to be called Jort by Miller
>"You're that ninja..." said by Old Snake and young Snake a lot
>Big Boss and Ocelot doing crazy old man things
>Sam teasing them both
>shudders
Yes...yes it is.
It'll happen but not right now. Too soon.
No.758928
>>758927
>the daily life of an Outer Heaven mercenary
>utter chaos
>no wonder tiddycop's so fucked in the head
I am nut so good at the romancing, so... ganbatte! Good luck!
No.758929
>>758928
>this is why Raiden doesn't spend too long there
>he needs his sanity
Neither am I so I'm gonna need that luck!
No.758930
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>>758929
>you think the madness is your ally
>I was born in it
>molded by it
>I didn't see society until I was already a woman
>and by then it was confusing
I will apologize to the hunter eventually. He is... what is word, "salty"?
No.758931
>>758930
>I don't recall when I saw society
>my past is confusing
Yeeeaaah he just got back here after being banished.
I don't think he's in a very good mood right now.
No.758932
>dumping some scum in the swamp
>takes piece of paper from his pocket
Huh. Finished my To Do list early tonight.
No.758933
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>>758931
>tfw
Understand his upsetting, I was vurry mad and sad when told to leave Nagashima.
No.758934
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>>758932
>looks up from the newspaper
Doesn't this count as pollution?
No.758935
>>758933
Yeah I think he'll at least appreciate the apology at least.
No.758936
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>>758934
......
...........
..................
No.
No.758937
>>758936
Eh you're probably right.
The fish here will probably eat them right up.
No.758938
>>758937
That was the plan.
Gimmie one of your web shooters. I need to attach some explosives and I ran out of duct tape.
No.758939
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>>758938
...why do you need explosives?
No.758940
>>758935
I am nut so sure. Maybe future will tell.
No.758941
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>>758939
Better you not know. Wouldn't want to upset that delicate moral center you have.
Now give it.
No.758942
>>758940
I know him, he's a pretty cool guy if you get to know him.
No.758943
>>758941
But if I do so, I'll get involved.
I'm not getting involved. Right now I'm just a bystander.
No.758944
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>>758942
If you are saying so.
No.758945
>>758943
You let criminals continue to infest and Burden this world.
You haven't been a bystander for a long time.
No.758946
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>filing papers
Boris, what is-
>a butterfly floats in
>lands on bacon's finger
>Kapitan?
"Fuck Chechnya", huh.
>Uh...
It gives me an idea though. We're going to Ukraine.
No.758947
>>758944
I haven't led you astray yet.
Though I've only known you for one day.
No.758948
>>758945
...I'm still not giving it to you.
No.758949
>>758946
>and so we went to war
>?
>>758947
It is not you I distrust.
No.758950
No.758952
>>758949
Who do you distrust, then?
Predator?
>>758951
How are you riding dog sleds here?!
No.758953
>>758949
Good timing. You're on a plane out of here in 37 hours.
>wait she didn't actually say yes did she
>fuck it all
...I mean, how would you like to strike against global corruption.
No.758954
>>758952
I ride dog sleds. I'm a musher. I know sled dogs.
Was taking a nice old person dump and I ended back up in Alaska.
No.758955
>>758952
Yus.
>>758953
>uh
>uh
Explain please.
No.758956
>>758954
Yes but...this is a swamp.
How-- never mind, I don't think it matters anyway.
Wait in Alaska...?
>Could Trump--
>No, no Snake's from America, isn't he? And isn't Alaska a state...?
>>758955
Look he's not that bad if you want I could even be some sort of a...negotiator I guess.
No.758957
>>758955
Simple, really.
You might not have been aware, but last year Ukraine faced a revolution and subsequent coup d'etat.
There were those that wanted to align with the EU, and those that wanted to continue to give their entire stock to Russia. Naturally this led to a bit of conflict.
>puff
The US has so generously elected its own interim prime minister in an obvious attempt to sway Ukraine and its oil to US interests. I'm sure you can fill in the rest.
No.758958
>>758956
Don't question my dogs.
What, it was a fulton mishap. Damn thing got caught up in my leg, thought the strap was hemp TP.
No.758959
>>758956
It will be later. But I would be appreciating it.
>>758957
>blink
I am mercenary. Just tell me who to punch.
No.758960
>>758958
So you got fultoned to Alaska...with your pants down?
Must've been freezing, I'm sure.
>>758959
Don't worry about it, him and I are friends.
No.758961
>>758959
Simple and clean. Why couldn't it always be this easy.
>tosses a photo
Natalie Jaresko. She'll have already arrived in Kiev for a rushed citizenship ceremony.
Obama's to blame for it all, but I wouldn't expect you to go after a lame duck.
No.758962
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>>758960
...You've never used the buttflap?
No.758963
>>758960
I know. I was there.
>>758961
>
Easy.
No.758964
>>758962
Butt...flap...?
>>758963
Yeah so it'll be easy.
Extreeeeemely easy.
No.758965
>>758963
>guhuhuhuh
Good.
It's a buyer's market, you know. Name your price.
No.758966
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>>758964
Buttflap. Every sneaking suit has one.
You didn't take your whole suit off every time back in 05, did you.
No.758967
>>758964
I am counting on you.
>business modo
>did her English improve
>it sounds like it
>>758965
We will discuss price when I remember my rates.
No.758968
>>758966
No...no.
Of course not, that'd be ridiculous.
>>758967
Like I said, I got this. Though I might have to reach a compromise with him.
No.758969
>>758967
Then how about we do this.
>billwad produced from the bitties
To ensure possible future loyalty.
I insist.
No.758970
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>>758968
Is this why you were naked.
No.758971
>>758968
Okay.
>>758969
It will do.
>nabs the wad
>into the nipbitties
No.758972
>>758970
No Snake, that was because of torture.
>>758971
Just leave it to me.
No.758973
>>758971
I could get used to this.
>now the only hard part is getting a hold of that damn middleman
It'll be a few days, you know.
>...
At ease.
No.758974
>>758972
But I had pants.
Not everyone wanted to see that wingwang, Raiden.
You did way too many flips learning how to use that damn sword.
No.758975
>>758973
>at ease
>at ease
>cocks her fist back and punches a wall to relieve some stress
>cue SPIRAL POWAH
I am calm now.
No.758976
>>758974
Well what's flipping wrong with flipping?
I didn't want everybody to see it but for some reason they stripped me naked!
No.758977
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>>758975
>!!
>bounced in her chair
...
>spooked: mildly
A mercenary, maybe. But I know a soldier when I see one.
But perhaps bringing up insubordination isn't prudent right now.
>jeez
That's quite a punch.
No.758978
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>>758976
Everyone knows ACTION ROLL is the way to go. Come on.
I think Olga might have paid somebody off, she was pretty weird.
No.758979
>>758977
>phew
I was hording back. Not mad.
No.758980
>>758978
I wanted to do something different from the action roll! Set myself apart!
And...you might be right on that.
No.758981
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>>758979
I'm not sure if I want know what you're holding back from.
>surveying the domage
>plaster falls on her
I suppose this saves time asking for a display.
No.758982
>>758980
You mean like when you went on top secret stealth missions and hid inside a cardboard box?
She tried adding me on Facebook. I took too long to decide so now the reminder is just awkwardly sitting there.
No.758983
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>>758981
>phew
True power. Is too strong.
No.758984
>>758982
Snake you can't stray too far from the formula.
Wait Facebook was a thing back then? Jeez. You didn't even accept it?
No.758985
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>>758983
>why does she keep making that phew noise
>does she want something
There's no such thing.
You can obtain power in many ways. Some buy it, some are born with it, and some have it thrust upon them after years of hard work.
I did my homework on you, you know.
No.758986
>>758984
She was taking a selfie in her avatar picture. I could see every single armpit air.
You have no idea.
No.758987
>>758985
>punching smol tornadoes isn't a breeze
>:^)
Eh? Homuwok?
>
>she can't mean-
No.758988
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>>758986
I mean don't you think you should accept it now, even if she's...dead?
It seems like the respectful thing to do, Snake.
No.758989
>picking himself out of the rubble that was his finishing spot
Fuckin' hell...
No.758990
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>>758987
>uh
>when did that bottled water get on her desk
A captain has to know everything she can about potential persons of interest. Shouldn't I be preaching to the choir here.
>shrug
There wasn't much, and everything I did find came from the generosity of Big Boss.
>>758989
>clicks a stopwatch
Huh. I lose.
No.758991
>>758989
>uh oh
Surry! I am vurry surry!
>>758990
>!!
He remembers...
No.758992
>>758988
I don't know, it might look like a pity thing.
Like if I didn't do it right away, now it'll look like I'm forgetful or something.'
I'm not forgetful, what's your name.
No.758993
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>>758990
You should know better by now, Bala.
>>758991
You owe me a new rod, girly.
No.758994
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>>758989
Wow I guess fishing can be exciting after all.
No.758995
>>758992
Just do it, even if it's a pity thing it'll still be better than just...not doing it--
>tfw old senpai forgets your name
I-it's Raiden, Snake.
No.758996
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>>758991
The harmless grandpa act is just that, most of the time.
You're like one of those...what do you call them, X-Men.
If you're going to get mad and punch me into a tornado, tell me now. It'd be really tedious.
>>758993
What can I say, I like getting my hopes dashed.
>pops the watch open
>biscuit deployed
No.758997
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>>758995
No, no. It's Jake or something, right.
Joel?
Yeah.
No.758999
>>758997
Jack.
You're looking for Jack.
No.759000
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>>758994
>picking the cats off himself
It is exciting! The thrill of the hunt! Not explosions and shit.
>>758996
What's with the new attack dog?
>>758998
>holding a snapped fishing rod
If only.
No.759002
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>>758998
X-Men.
>rolled up floppy comic peeking out of the bits
>pushes it back down
Superheroes. Whatever you want to call them.
>>759000
You know how in India they have arranged marriages to combine the families.
It's like that, but with more mute...werewolf things.
>pff
Jealous.
No.759003
>>759000
Do the explosions not make it even more exciting?
No.759004
>>759000
>processing
>processing
...
>I know nothing of fishing
I donut know how to help.
>>759002
Am not a superhero. Just mercenary.
No.759005
>>759001
No that's a different Jack!
No.759006
>>759005
Venom.
>shakes his fist
Ow. My hip.
No.759007
>>759006
No Venom is a different Jack too!
...is his name even Jac--
SNAKE YOUR HIP!
Are you gonna be alright?
No.759008
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>>759004
Everyone's a critic.
>I don't know what to do now
I've hired mercs. They don't hit like-
>the glasses bitch
...
No.759009
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No.759010
>>759002
I'm not idle enough for that, unfortunately.
>>759003
They broke my rod! There's nothing exciting about that!
>>759004
New rod. New. Rod. Got cash?
No.759011
>>759008
>?
You are looking unforcomfortable.
>>759010
>uh
>pulls a hundo out of her cleave
>thanks billwad
No.759012
>>759010
...if that's what you're so uppity about then I could just make you a new one or something.
No.759013
>>759009
>picks him up
SNAKE?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
No.759014
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>>759010
I'm sure your bedframe agrees.
>oh good she took care of it
This doesn't diminish anything between us, I hope.
No.759015
>>759011
It happens a lot.
>does this mean I have my own glasses bitch now
>kind of, anyway
...
>yes
>yes
No.759016
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>>759013
>slap
WAR HAS CHANGED
>woopwoopwoop
No.759017
>>759016
AGH!
>drops him
>falls over
No.759018
>>759011
Ah, much better. And now we're cool.
>>759012
It's like if you broke your fans, kitten. Like a soldier's weapon, a rod is the fisherman's soul.
>>759014
Worried I'm gonna ditch off now?
No.759019
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>follow Archer, Masrur
>scout out the area, Masrur
>you don't have to eat dinner, Masrur
No.759020
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>>759015
Not my fault?
>>759018
Who are you?
No.759021
>>759018
Not anymore than usual.
I'm pretty comfortable with knowing you come and go like a cat.
Though these biscuits get so heavy when you're not around.
>>759020
Indirectly.
Why. You don't owe me anything.
No.759022
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>>759018
Instead of getting uppity about it, I'd probably just...forge new ones?
>>759019
>that man looks...
>grumpy
No.759023
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No.759024
>>759019
>i feel a punchening
>>759020
Lancer, pleasure's mine, lass.
>>759021
How do you think I feel having to carry 'em around all the time?
>>759022
They broke my spirit!
>whips out the cash from Kiruko
Ah but now I can buy myself a shiny new one.
>hmm
Do you actually know how to make a rod?
No.759025
>>759021
Eh? Indirectly?
>aaaaa
What did I do?
>>759023
>oh it's this one
You look hungry.
>melon bread get
Want?
>>759024
Otonashi Kiruko, mercenary.
>nodnod
No.759026
>>759023
Uhhh...hello there?
>>759024
They were probably wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body?
Not quite but I'm sure I know somebody who could actually help on that one.
No.759027
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>>759024
>but I don't even know you
...?
>>759025
>uh
>looks away
Thank you.
>swallows the thing whole
>>759026
>...
>Masrur
>oh right
Hey.
No.759028
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>>759024
Nobody said you had to carry them around.
You know what would really make my week?
>biscuit in hand
>:3c
>>759025
>jeez
Why don't you tell me why you're so concerned first.
I'm just a mafia boss, nothing much compared to someone like you. It's a wonder you're even bothering with the pleasantries.
No.759029
>>759025
Little short to be a merc, eh?
>>759026
Alright, I'll bite. Let's see what this friend of yours can do.
>>759027
>i have a 6th sense for impending doom
Lost?
>>759028
I'm not eating it.
No.759030
>>759027
Leaving people hungry is bad.
I try to fix problems!
>>759028
Because caring makes us not monsters.
>hear that Bala
>naivety and innocence
No.759031
>>759029
>shing
I bring people to my height if I have to.
No.759032
>>759027
Any reason you're looking so upset?
>>759029
Yes he lives here in Earthrealm but he was originally from Outworld.
Trained a few friends of mine too.
He's quite the eccentric one, though.
No.759033
>>759029
Do it.
>distant Palpatine dew eet
How would you know you didn't like it if you didn't try.
>>759030
>gkkkkt
Care for a lot of monsters, do you.
>do I even want to use this one
>guh
You remind me of an old enemy. Same strength and general background. Thankfully the similarities end there.
No.759034
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>>759029
Do I look lost?
>yes
>no
>>759030
>nodding
...
>still chewing
What is this.
>>759032
>?
>Masrur: master of resting bitch face
This is how all of my people look.
No.759035
>>759031
>snorts
Corny. I like it!
>>759032
Do I gotta meet him too?
>>759033
Fuck that! I'm not eating a dog treat!
>for that same reason
I ain't gonna stoop that low.
>>759034
Do you really want me to answer that?
No.759036
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>>759033
You are employer. Would be bad to get off... uh.
>flipping through a book of idioms
get off on wrong feet.
>>759034
Melon bread! It is my favorite.
>>759035
>eeeeee
>gleam~
No.759037
>>759034
All of your people look slightly angry all the time?
That's troubling.
>>759035
Do you want to meet him?
I'm not entirely sure how well you two would get along.
>thinking about it
You actually might.
No.759038
>>759035
If you want.
>shrug
I was told to be here.
>>759036
>??
They grew a melon inside bread...?
>>759037
Some would say we have a lot to be angry about.
Looking like this discourages people.
No.759039
>>759035
But it's beef flavored~
>waggles it
Look, it even says it helps build strong tooth enamel in dogs over the age of 500.
>>759036
>I never asked for this cute
It must be difficult thinking that way and then turning around to punch tornadoes at people.
I wonder what you do about people hogging the road.
No.759040
>>759036
It's always important for a hero to have a lame one liner.
>>759037
He sounds like some kind of sassy blacksmith.
>>759038
Much like the rest of us soldiers, then.
>>759039
My dental hygiene is top notch.
>looking curiously
>There's no way she's right... Is she?
No.759041
>>759038
>shakes her head
No melon. Just looks like cantaloupe.
>>759039
Clear obstacle. With grenade. Or lifting. Depends on situation.
>>759040
Eh? Hero?
>looking back to Bala
Am not X-Man.
No.759042
>>759038
Now why on Earthrealm would you wish to do that?
>>759040
He's not a sassy blacksmith, he's more like a relaxed kung-fu master.
You know...the kind who's always carrying around a bottle of alcohol.
No.759043
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>>759040
>hmmm
>HMMMMMM
>nose twitches
You smell like Archer.
>notes the blue
A real djinn?
>>759041
>mental note: ask sin about growing melons inside bread
It was...good.
>>759042
>uh
Earthrealm?
No.759044
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>>759040
I bet if I look for mouthwash in your bathroom I'll just find a bottle of clear liquor.
>flicks it into his mouth while he's distracted
>nose: pinched
>Bitch Suppression: Swallow Style
You took too long.
>>759041
Watch closely now, this is how us regular types handle problem children.
Or get them to eat dog treats for my amusement, whatever.
>rubs her chin
I don't know. Put a nice X on that eyepatch of yours and you'd look a genuine mutant hero.
No.759045
>>759041
What's an X-Man?
>>759042
>bottle of alcohol
I'm sold. You have to let me meet him.
>>759043
Uh, Heroic Spirit. Legendary Soul.
No.759046
>>759043
Uhhh yes?
This is Earthrealm, is it not?
Or just...Earth?
>>759045
Alright, alright I'll let you meet him.
Don't expect him to share, though.
He can be stingy.
No.759047
>>759043
Is my favorite!
>Kiru you said that already
>>759044
Mutant?
>pout
>>759045
>shrug
"Super hero".
I just want to protect people and wear cute uniform.
No.759048
>>759045
That's what Archer said too.
Then he said something about he didn't deserve it, and S-...my lord laughed.
>eyeing the spear
Metal Vessel...
>>759046
>????
What's with the realm part.
>>759047
>how do I handle genki
...
Yes.
>perfect
No.759049
>>759047
You've got the cute uniform part down, at least.
Saving people's a little testy what with the punching walls down business.
>guh
Not a bad mutant. Think of it like you're one of the few people with the power to make a difference.
Living in your fantastical world, where everything is black and white...
>oh I made myself sad
No.759050
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>>759048
>:3c
>attention dwindling
>such is genkicop
>>759049
>aaaaaaa
I just wanted to be kind porice woman, but I am too strong. It did not work out.
So now I will protect for free and mercenary for money. That is how I will fix things.
No.759051
>>759048
I am from realm is all.
Where I come from, we call it Earthrealm.
No.759052
>>759050
>I wonder if Jason's gotten to her yet
>I only like breaking spirits sometimes, damn it
Having a goal like that must be nice.
I would have offered or tried to pressure you into becoming Hotel Moscow staff full time, but I don't have the manpower or the will to do it anymore.
I wouldn't thrust a life like this on someone so sweet.
No.759053
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>>759050
>I really hope Morgiana doesn't try to kick this one
>she seems nice
>>759051
Earthrealm.
>hmm
But not this country.
No.759054
>>759053
Ahhh yes this country...I have no idea what this country is called.
No.759055
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>>759052
>it's k
>scary kiruko's already broken
>haha duality
Fulltime?
>>759053
>that would be terrible for all parties involved
No.759056
>>759054
Doesn't matter much.
They call my homeland the Dark Continent, but it's not dark.
Earthrealm's the whole thing, right. What country.
No.759057
>>759055
>;_;
>REVYYYYYYYYYY
It's like I said, soldiers know to stick together.
But you're not a soldier anymore, are you. You're a kind policewoman in a cute uniform.
And that's just all there is to it.
>is she saying it more to herself or to Kiru
No.759058
>>759056
Yes Earthrealm is the whole...everything.
Not just the planet but...everything.
Anyway, what country? You mean like where I'm from? Edenia.
No.759059
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>>759057
>
>pure smile go
I will see you in 37 hours.
>strolls off to gear up
No.759060
>>759058
It sounds nice.
>sniff sniff
I think your friend passed out.
He smells like dog and rukh.
No.759061
>>759060
It was nice, anyway.
Looks like he did, though. He does that a lot.
...why are you smelling him?
No.759062
>>759059
>
>>
>gkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkt
>oh god someone help anyone
>wait all I know are cute girls
>what the fuck am I doing
No.759063
>>759061
Why do you look at things?
>Mas no don't be sassy
He looks like my friend too.
>was nice
>frown
I'm sorry. I know what it's like.
No.759064
>>759063
>raises her finger
>puts it back down
Well I can't argue with that.
But you too, huh? Yes, it's quite tragic...I'm glad it's being slowly rebuilt at least.
No.759065
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>>759064
Things happen when we go to our homeland.
I can do more away from it.
I'm...glad someone can enjoy theirs.
>am I doing this nice person thing right
No.759066
>>759065
>eh close enough
I'm also sorry to hear that.
I don't think I'll be going back for awhile, though. I absolutely despise the new leader of it.
No.759067
>>759066
>blink
So get rid of him.
It's your right, if you're not happy.
>sniff
...Royalty.
No.759068
>>759067
It would take someone much stronger than I to remove him...and someone who cares more. I think I've lost most interest after awhile.
And that's former royalty.
No.759069
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>>759068
Can't hide the smell.
>shrug
No.759070
>>759069
Right so...what does royalty smell like?
You've piqued my interests.
No.759071
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>>759070
Perfume.
There's no dirt in your skin. Not as pungent.
Not as there.
No.759072
>>759071
Interesting...I don't recall putting on per-- wait yes.
Yes I did. Wasn't mine, though.
No.759073
>>759072
>shakes his head
Not that kind
>...
She'll be lost.
>nods
>hup
No.759074
>>759073
Not that kind? What other kind of perfume is there...?
Now I'm going to be wondering that all night.