No.759075
>meanwhile, The Wall came crumbling down
No.759076
>trying to work Rosetta Stone on the dusty computer
>tfw technologically inept
How work... must improve Engrish!
No.759077
>>759076
>floating right behind tiddy
>I can help
No.759078
>reading about PPG reboot
Don't cry Thad. The phonell ring any day now
No.759079
>>759077
>???
Talking into head?!
No.759080
File: 1458145446948.jpg (292.78 KB, 519x779, 519:779, tumblr_mvr9910L9N1ryp6ppo3….jpg)
>>759078
It ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.
No.759081
>>759079
>There is no need to be afraid
>telepathically beaming knowledge into tiddy's head
>being psychic isn't always suffering
No.759082
>>759080
The reboot? Or being back on TV?
No.759083
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>>759081
>
My head hurts...
No.759084
>>759082
Both. Things changed. You really wanna show up on a timeslot on "Not Really Cartoon" Network?
No.759085
File: 1458145676307.png (808.99 KB, 800x1136, 50:71, 45bcc6ad63171ed26195f855e9….png)
>>759083
>It will pass
>You are a friend of my friend
>So I will help
No.759086
>>759085
Why do you talk into my head?
>wait
>green hair
>kinda looks like me
>small
You are the one miss Balalaika mentioned.
No.759087
>>759084
Maybe. Maybe a reboot on Boomerang.
No.759088
>>759087
Boomerang's still good, I'll give ya that.
Hear about Samurai Jack?
No.759089
File: 1458146030404.jpg (288.2 KB, 900x827, 900:827, 8e01f5b22a5c29de44a1438c12….jpg)
>>759086
>Yes
>I am Gardevoir
>You are Otonashi Kiruko
>I have improved your language skills
>Take care of Fabiola and Balalaika for me
>I will be collecting food outside this swamp
>Teleports on out
No.759090
>>759088
I have. Damn Toonami.
I could be an action Star again. Thats how I started in this biz.
No.759091
>>759090
You mean you're not a parody of silver age capes?
No.759092
>>759089
So now I can speak English normally?
>!
Yes! Now I will not be made a fool of!
>you'll learn conjunctions next time tiddycop
No.759093
>>759091
I was a popular cartoon Star on the 60s. Brief revival in the 80s.
The 90s is where I transitioned into comedy
No.759094
>>759093
Birdman got that Adult Swim series. Who knows? maybe you'll get a shot.
No.759095
>>759094
I was the original Adult Swim
No.759097
>>759096
Exactly.
I blame Ted Turner
No.759098
>>759097
The CNN and WCW guy?
No.759100
>>759099
Man that guy was in everything.
No.759101
>>759100
Especially Jane Fonda.
HEYO!
No.759104
>>759103
Nobody wants to think about Turner giving Fonda a mustache ride, Ghost.
Now I got the heebie jeebies.
No.759105
>>759104
Nobody wants to think of a lot of people doing it. But people do it Hellboy. Do it all night long.
I'm talking about making sweet sweet love.
No.759110
>>759109
Y'know it sucks brain bleach isn't an actual thing. 'Cause I'd go for a whole jug of it right now.
No.759111
>>759110
Its call Alcohol. And repression.
No.759112
>>759111
Buddy I drink with skeletons. Lemme tell ya, you never forget the particularly weird stuff.
No.759113
>>759112
you could always try to find someone with a mind erasing beam.
No.759115
File: 1458151064241.png (213.42 KB, 1024x1755, 1024:1755, space_ghost_lineart_by_cla….png)
>>759114
I'd avoid him. He may put in something to replace what he takes.
No.759116
>>759115
That kinda goes for everyone who has mind dickery. Think I'll just steer clear of all of it.
No.759117
>>759116
Especially with all those doomsday secrets you got rattlin' around in there.
No.759118
File: 1458151775520.jpg (85.48 KB, 607x591, 607:591, does it come with bat-nipp….jpg)
>>759117
Oh yeah. That'd really put a dent in my retirement.
No.759119
>>759118
Despite the codename, I feel like you'd frown on hell coming to Earth properly.
No.759120
>>759119
It's not a codename, it's just what they called me.
And yeah I'm not really into the whole "beast of the apocalypse" thing. At all.
No.759121
>crashes in through the window
It feels like I was namedropped...OVER TWO HOURS AGO.
No.759122
>>759121
Coulda phoned it in, Harv. Namedrops're supposed to be on time y'know.
No.759123
>>759122
I'll have you know I was very busy earlier today, hence why I couldn't come here on time.
No.759124
>>759123
I don't make the rules, guy. Don't gotta justify to me. Just sayin'.
Where ya been, Trump deport you too?
I swear, a guy can't even have a drink without bein' teleported to Bromwich.
No.759125
>>759124
Uhhh no, I wouldn't know anything about being deported.
Like I said, busy.
No.759126
>>759125
Someone oughtta tell Bad Hair Every Day that this country was founded by immigrants, for immigrants. Can't just kick everyone out like that.
Jeez... left without payin' too, that's gonna bite me later.
No.759127
>>759126
Well if they try to get you wrapped in a lawsuit over it, you know who to call.
No.759128
>>759127
Space Ghost was here earlier, think he's passed out in a puddle of frustrated tears.
Powerpuffs got renewed an' all that.
No.759129
File: 1458153946151.png (468.99 KB, 638x478, 319:239, That time Harvey was on Sp….png)
>>759128
Ahahahah that's how he always passes o--
WAIT THEY GOT REBOOTED?!
Those little girls always get favored by the Network! They had like a 15th anniversary special a couple years ago and a ten year one before that! Now they get a reboot...
No.759130
>>759129
They're... cute. For bug-eyed fingerless Superman expies I guess.
No.759131
>>759130
Well it could be worse...I could get a reboot on...Boomerang.
They'd do to me just like what they did with Scooby Doo and Bugs Bunny...though those two also have a lot of reboots.
Stupid reboot stealing animals.
No.759132
File: 1458154258114.png (254.29 KB, 1164x342, 194:57, tumblr_n1aoecvRL81qlwb72o1….png)
>>759131
Hey now, they're timeless. Like Superman.
No.759133
>>759132
Like Superman...yes that gives me an idea.
An idea that'll get both me and Space Ghost back not on the small screen but the big screen!
No.759134
>>759133
Don't fight Superman, Harv. Bats can only manage it by cheating.
No.759135
>>759134
I'm not gonna fight Superman, I'm gonna fight Space Ghost!
Space Ghost vs Birdman...
Of course we won't be using our fists. This'll be a court drama.
No.759136
>>759135
A court drama... jeez. You have fun with that.
No.759137
>>759136
It's brilliant! Think of all the people it'll attract!
It'll attract the old people who watched our shows, it'll attract the '90s kids who watched Space Ghosts show, it'll attract the people who watched my show, and it'll even attract the artsy folk who confuse me for that other Birdman.
I can already smell that sweet sweet money...
No.759138
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>>759137
If that's what you think, sure. I mean, you guys are kinda... well...
No.759139
>>759138
Just...just let me have this.
No.759140
File: 1458155508747.jpg (140.89 KB, 1280x828, 320:207, tumblr_n1ujouD1mX1t2bv2ho1….jpg)
No.759141
>>759140
I mean it's either this or working the streets again.
I can tell you right now that corsets are just not for me.
No.759142
>>759141
You and Ghost got a habit of letting me know things I really didn't wanna think about.
No.759143
>>759142
Oh sorry about that, guess you can't unsee it!
Yes though, working the streets...of modeling.
No.759144
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No.759145
>>759144
Yes, I mean what else would involve wearing corsets?
This waist isn't getting any slimmer.
No.759146
>looks around
>tips his sombrero down
>Silent. Maybe I don't need this outfit after all.
No.759148
>>759147
...how did you recognize me?
No.759149
>>759148
>your heat signature, and bio electrical field are still the same as well as your sent
No.759150
Ah, crap. Musta zoned out.
No.759151
>>759149
Riiiiight, yeah.
But it'll surely disguise me otherwise.
>>759150
That happens.
No.759152
>>759151
I know, it's the worst!
No.759153
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>>759151
>yes to the untrained eye
>or if the vary nice hat distracts them
>>759150
>happens to the best of us
No.759154
File: 1458163243976.jpg (271.64 KB, 850x998, 425:499, Whatchu lookin at Blade Wo….jpg)
>>759152
We should really find out why it happens...just so we can stop it!
>>759153
Good, good.
I know it'd work.
No.759155
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>>759154
>it happens when inactivity drives one to momentary pass out
No.759156
>>759153
>>759154
Gotta be somethin' in the air, circulated through the vents.
No.759157
File: 1458163409022.gif (785.13 KB, 450x248, 225:124, You aren't blending in wit….gif)
>>759155
So we have to...get things active!
>>759156
You think somebody's trying to poison us?
You know what, yeah.
Yeah that fits.
No.759158
File: 1458163486918.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>759157
>that too makes sense
>someone will have to climb the vents and find out
No.759159
>>759157
>>759158
You guys have fun with that, I'm too big to fit in the vents.
Also I got a date with a few bottles of tequila.
Hasta luego, muchachos.
>strolls off
No.759160
File: 1458163652588.jpg (187.46 KB, 600x668, 150:167, He plays the guitar like a….jpg)
>>759158
...don't look at me, my hat won't fit in there.
>>759159
Hmmmm...looks like I'm going into the vents.
No.759161
File: 1458163767837.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>759159
>...that does sound like a fun date
>>759160
>I'll hold your hat
No.759162
File: 1458163778183.jpg (191.51 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-aa19b9aacd00f6460c3….jpg)
>>759160
You are going into the vents?
No.759163
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>>759161
>hands him the hat
Thanks, man.
>>759162
Yes I am.
Gotta find out what's potentially poisoning us.
No.759164
>>759163
Poison!?
>looking around
At least there is no one in needing of evacuation.
>thinking
It is den of evil, maybe poison is defense mech... machan...
>rrr
thing.
No.759165
>>759163
>I will guard it with my life and honor
No.759166
>>759164
Whatever it is, I'm gonna find out!
Then...finish it.
>>759165
My poncho better not get too dusty.
>crawls into the vents
No.759168
>>759166
>lurks back into his camp
>with the hat
No.759170
>>759169
>do not mind the sleeping naked man
No.759171
>>759168
>THUD
>SMASH
>[muffled confusion]
>falls out of the vents
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!
>CRASH
>>759167
>hope that didn't wake you up
>>759169
>lands next to him
Don't mind me...
No.759172
>>759171
>hint: it did
AAAAAGH
No.759173
>>759170
I'm suprised people manage to get some sleep around this place...
>pulls a blanket over the naked dude
There we go.
No.759174
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>>759172
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Okay hold on
>puts his hat back on
>breath in
>breath out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.759175
>>759174
>and the screaming starts
No.759176
>why are they screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHY AM I SCREAMING
No.759177
>>759173
>blink
Djinn sure have gotten smaller since my day.
And...rounder.
>>759174
Oh, are we taking five?
>wraps X's blanket into a robe
>ahem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>759176
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.759178
>>759171
>!!
Are you okay?
>offers a hand
>>759176
Mam! Please, calm down!
No.759179
>>759175
>help
>>759176
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>759177
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>keels over
Let's...stop that.
Okay there's something in the vents.
I saw it...
Something trying to knock us out or whatever.
>>759178
I'm fine. I've been through worse.
No.759181
>>759179
>what did you see in the vents?
No.759182
>>759179
Something in the vents?
>cough cough
Hmmm, that does sound pretty serious. Someone...should call a vent guy.
No.759183
>>759177
>small
I'm not small! I'm-
>waaaait
Djinn?
>>759179
Did you say there's something on the vents?
No.759184
>>759177
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA--ohmygoodnessyouarenakedaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>759178
>she's covering her eye with a hand
>naked man mang
What?
>>759179
Screaming is contagious.
No.759185
>>759181
It...it was a guy!
A guy in the vents!
>>759182
Do we know any vent guys?
>>759184
Yeah I can see that.
>>759183
Yes there's something in the vents!
No.759186
>>759185
>.....challenge excepted
>I will hunt this Vent Man
>Predator climbs into the vents
No.759187
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>>759183
Djinn?
No no, you must have misheard me.
I actually said...shminn. Very different.
>sage nodding
>>759184
>~
And what a gorgeous day to be naked it is!
The air is so damp, it's like a mist bath but you don't have to get up.
>>759185
I think that's more of a problem you should solve on your own. A man's gotta do, and all that.
I'm pretty comfortable down here too.
No.759188
File: 1458166216371.jpg (135.12 KB, 600x556, 150:139, He's been taking lessons f….jpg)
>>759186
Good luck with that, big fella.
>screaming from inside the vents
Pred must have him on the ropes!
>>759187
I'm not going back up there, whoever's up there is really dedicated to boring us to death with that gas.
No.759189
>>759187
>aaaaaaaa
>still covering her eye
Public indecency!
No.759190
File: 1458166465722.jpg (18.04 KB, 400x227, 400:227, predator_movie_image_arnol….jpg)
>>759188
>Human! why are you in the Vents?
No.759191
File: 1458166483508.png (632.74 KB, 851x480, 851:480, a900ada7e99f1d32e53507fc07….png)
>>759188
A gas that bores peoples to death?
Wait I already said that.
Have you tried asking nicely?
No.759192
>>759189
Indecent?
Can you really look at this and tell me there's anything wrong with it?
Look, I even have a leaf.
No.759193
>>759190
>turns back to him
TO SPOIL EVERYONE'S DAY!
WHAT'S WORSE THAN SPENDING A DAY IN BOREDOM INDOORS?
NOTHING!
No.759194
>>759191
Why would I do that?
No.759195
College's wi-fi is shit right now. Bear with me
>>759184
>you silly humans and your genitals
What is bothering you?
>>759185
A man? Is he alive?
>>759187
Either way, I'm neither. My name is X.
>...
>''Wait"'
Could put on some clothes, please? I believe you're making the lady uncomfortable.
>>759186
Hold on, I'm coming along!
>MISSION START
No.759196
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>>759192
>guhuhu-
>wait
>I'm not a cop aaaaa
>AAAAAAA
Please put some clothes on!
>>759195
>aaaaaaaa
AAAAAAA
No.759197
>>759193
>you will not spoil my day human
>you will however be added to my trophy wall
>fires a mother fucking arrow at him
No.759198
File: 1458166899515.jpg (359.65 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, ant_man__by_dan_duncan-d90….jpg)
>yep
>thats a man in a fig leaf
Well that's not something you hope to see
No.759199
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>>759193
Oh no, it's...brown Santa!
>>759194
Why not?
>yawn
It's the nice thing to do, isn't it?
>>759195
Eh?
Ah, you can call me Sin.
>grin
Tell you what, I'll put clothes on if you put clothes on.
>>759196
AAAAAAAAA?
>o he laffin
Sorry, missy, looks like the no fun allowed squad got here early.
>form of
>clothes
No.759200
>>759195
He was moving!
I saw it!
>>759198
What? You mean everything that's happening right now?
>>759199
He doesn't look like he'd oblige.
No.759201
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>>759199
No fun?
>pout
>wait a sec r u tryna trick me agen
How did you do that?
No.759202
>>759200
Pretty much.
>grows
>flops onto a couch
No.759203
>>759197
AH MY ASS!
>falls through the vent
>>759199
I am not brown Santa!
I'm...THE SPOILER!
>dramatic music cue
No.759204
>>759198
>leaf blew off when he puts clothes on
>heading right toward Ant Mang
Somebody stop that leaf! It took so long to find the perfect length that hugged all the right contours!
>>759200
Well then you try, try again!
Or something like that. Call the police!
>>759201
>?
>just rolled around until the blanket fit
Secret technique passed down by my ancestors. We're all naked, you see.
But more importantlyCALL THE POLICE
>>759203
Spoiler! I should have known!
>...
>looks around
Who is this clown?
No.759205
File: 1458167280304.jpg (161.56 KB, 515x800, 103:160, 6f5063b7e8d88e684cbf53676b….jpg)
>>759204
>!!!
>FLEX
I am the police!
No.759206
>>759202
I was gonna flop on that couch.
>>759204
The cops and I don't get along. I really should not call them.
No.759207
>>759203
>leaping down and snapping the arrow out of Spoiler leaving only the head in him
>there...you have been tagged
No.759208
>>759205
>leaf hits his helmet
Thank all that there is that I didn't open my face plate.
>>759206
Sorry man. Ya snooze ya lose.
No.759209
>>759204
I...I'm the Spoiler.
I spoil things! I was gonna spoil your day!
And you wanna see a clown? I'll show you some real clowning around!
>throws a pie at his face
>>759207
Tagged?!
I don't wanna be it, though!
No.759210
>>759196
>from inside the walls
MAM! DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE NATURALIST! EXPLAIN YOUR SITUATION, AND I'M SURE HE'LL UNDERSTAND!
>>759199
DO YOU MEAN HUMAN CLOTHES? BECAUSE BY ROBOTIC STANDARDS, I AM DRESSED!
>>759200
I'M ARRIVING AT THE DESTINATION NOW! SOON I'LL BE ABLE TO-
>>759203
Oh. Alright.
>casually bursts through the vent
Stop right there!
No.759211
>>759209
>you can't spoil when you are tagged
>now I will know where you are at all time
>and if you try to remove the tag it will blow up your anus
No.759212
>>759205
Then go, my bounteous police girl! And arrest to the extreme!
>>759206
But there's a police girl right here, like she was already waiting.
You can't look gift treasure chests in the mouth, young one. They're liable to call the police!
Or...some such.
>>759208
>pulls the leaf off
>there's some ball sweat still there
Thank you, wacky inflatable growing ant person.
>>759209
>splat
>licks it all off cartoonishly
Pies...one of my few weaknesses.
>leaps to his feet
Surely there are other ways to handle this all. But if you take another step I'll have to ask you to throw another pie at me.
>>759210
AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT SO LOUD
No.759213
>>759208
...
>I don't want to touch that leaf knowing where it's been
One moment please.
>putting on latex gloves
>over her white gloves
>>759210
>blink
What?
>>759212
>???
Why are you needing the police?
No.759214
File: 1458167817588.gif (972.67 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Raiden this is just a LIII….gif)
>>759208
Ffffffine, I guess the twoseater will have to do.
>lays on the twoseater
Aaaaaagh it's slightly too short for me to lie comfortably.
>>759210
Yeah. Look like you got him.
>>759212
What is your obsession with calling the police?! We have this handled!
No.759215
>>759211
...huh.
Try to stop me from spoiling this!
>scratches his head
I have no idea where to go from here.
>>759212
A pie lover, ehhhhhh?
Let's see how you like...cake!
>throws a cake in his face
>>759210
Make me!
>does not stop right there
>takes one more step
No.759216
>>759213
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>
>ah?
Did I?
I'm sure I'd remember something like that. Abusing the justice system is a crime itself!
>>759214
Obsession?
Is this one of those projecting things? I thought we were all having fun here.
No.759217
>>759212
Just Ant Man will do.
>>759213
It's cool. I've been inside a man before, little ball sweat on the outside is fine.
>>759214
Oh man, you're legs are hanging over just enough that you have to bend your knees or be really uncomfortable.
>is just sitting on a single cushion
>but with his legs spread in front of him
No.759218
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>>759216
>blink
>do i punch for obstructing justice
>mmm
>nah
>not this time
If there is no problem then please do not call on the police.
>>759217
...What.
>lewd
>lewd
>tiddycop stop with the fantasizing
No.759219
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>>759215
>you wimpier away knowing your ass belongs to me
>>759214
>I have tagged the human Jack
No.759220
File: 1458168227391.png (431.4 KB, 851x479, 851:479, This man is your friend, h….png)
>>759215
>cake about to miss
>leans so it hits him anyway
I'm saving that for later.
Now then, I should warn you. If you do that again, I'll be forced to drastically do something...drastic.
>>759217
Just Ant Man it is!
>oh no not the dad jokes
That's a clever trick you have there, Just Ant Man.
>>759218
Oh but there is, is it not obvious?
There's a man here spoiling things for everyone, use your police expertise and do a very police thing to him!
>points down
He even got cake all over my chest here.
No.759221
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>>759217
It's a lose lose situation!
Both of my options are horrible.
>>759216
Fun...?
Were you just joking?
>>759219
Good, good.
>squint
What a weirdo this guy is.
No.759222
>>759219
My ass does not belong to anybody!
You may've spoiled me today but tomorrow the Spoiler will be doing...the spoiling!
>>759220
How drastic we talking?
No.759223
>>759220
>?
Food fights are not illegal.
>tracing a hand on the pie
>om
>it's expired
...
...
...
>ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>759222
>hey Spoiler
>this drastic
Run.
No.759224
>>759221
>he has been neutralized with a tracking arrow in his ass
>removing it may prove fatal
>>759222
>do it human
>I dare you
>we can see what I will do to you together
No.759225
>>759221
I don't know the meaning of the word!
>holding a book upside down
I did never learn to read this strange blocky lettering.
>it's a book on graffiti
>>759222
Hm?
>itching his butt
Uh, you know. Very quite drastic.
In all seriousness, you'll want to apologize soon.
>>759223
>this intrigues the Sin
Ahh, that's what I was waiting for.
>good thing I noticed all those crumbs on her shirt while I was taking in the situation
>both big round situations
No.759226
>>759218
Why are you blushing like that?
>>759220
>pls
>Ant Man doesn't always tell Dad jokes
>but when he does, Dad laughs
I can also talk to ants
>>759221
Must suck
>reaches into cushion
Hey! One of those fancy sackagamima dollars!
No.759227
>>759224
That's an...odd way of doing things.
>>759226
What?!
Maaaaan that's almost too lucky.
>>759225
Are you supposed to read it like that?
No.759228
>>759223
...
I'm out.
>>759224
NEXT TIME, YOU!
>>759225
NEEEEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIME!
>runs away
No.759229
>>759227
I've had a few bad ones lately. Must be the universe letting check a win
No.759230
>>759227
>you don't tag weaker pray to see what they do?
No.759231
>>759225
No good man would spoil pastries... it is unconsc... un...in...
>RRRRR
BAD!
>>759226
NOTHING I SAID NOTHING
>>759228
YOU FIIIIIIEEEEEND!
No.759232
>>759226
>it hurts
>it hurts
Well I don't see what's too special about that.
>wait
Unless you mean they answer back?
>>759227
Hmmm...
>looking inside
>it's Dali's Persistence of Memory
>tosses the book away
Art's open to interpretation, of course.
>>759228
>calling after
NEXT TIME YOU BETTER BRING TWICE THE CAKES
I MEAN IT
>>759231
>gleam
But even worse than that is letting pastries not be eaten at all.
>om
No.759233
>>759229
Maybe I'll get lucky too, one of these days.
>>759230
Nope not really.
>>759232
Well there goes that perfectly good book.
Now why'd you do that?
There's a bookshelf over there.
No.759234
>>759233
>now see to me that's strange Jack
>well now that is done, I guess I'll go maintenance my gear
No.759235
>>759231
You said "....what." And then started blushing. After I mentioned that I've been inside a man.
>>759232
>I went the the zoo the other day
>the only animal there was a dog
>it was a shitzu
They do not talk back. Bug they do what I tell them
>>759233
Fingers crossed
No.759236
File: 1458169430936.jpg (81.25 KB, 505x344, 505:344, oshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>759232
>but they're expired aaaaaaa
You can have them.
>>759235
Oh. It was nothing, never you minding.
No.759237
>>759233
There was a very, very important reason why I did that.
>points to the bookshelf
>there are a bunch of books on the floor around it
It's too hard to hit from here.
>>759235
>AAAAAAA
I don't think I want to hear any more, ant no bugs about it.
>>759236
>:^)
A true pastry lover loves their pastries unconditionally.
How do you think they feel?
>scoops up some cake
Look, it's so sad! Eat me, it says!
No.759238
File: 1458169711822.jpg (135.12 KB, 600x556, 150:139, He's been taking lessons f….jpg)
>>759234
And I'll...I'm not sure what I'll do.
>>759235
For now, I guess this loveseat will have to do.
>turns uncomfortably
Eh.
>>759237
Why not just walk over and put it away?
No.759239
>>759238
>talk to the human who shrinks and the servant spirit?
No.759240
>>759238
Maybe I'm not being clear enough.
It's. Too. Far. Away.
No.759241
File: 1458170025908.jpg (258.54 KB, 638x710, 319:355, fshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>759237
>melon bread out of the cleave
Watching my figure.
>Kiruko pls
No.759242
>>759236
Wait....you were imaging me having sex with another man, weren't you?
>>759237
>bladder infection?
>urine trouble
Okay.
>>759238
That just...that just looks so uncomfortable
No.759243
>>759239
Yeah. That sounds about right I guess.
>>759240
You have feet, use 'em!
>>759242
It's...it's not that bad.
...it's worse.
No.759244
>>759241
>hmm
>hmm
I doubt you're ever the only one, either.
>Sin pls
You're quite beautiful.
>>759242
>I used to hate facial hair
>but then it grew on me
>>759243
I do?
>looks down
My friends! I thought I lost you in the war!
No.759245
>>759242
Never you minding.
>that's a yes
>>759244
Eh?!
No.759246
>>759243
>maybe you will make more friends?
No.759247
File: 1458170579295.png (676.32 KB, 1279x721, 1279:721, Ant-Man_looking_for_the_Hu….png)
>>759243
I believe it
>>759244
>I ate a whole bunch of food coloring
>I think I dyed inside
>>759245
You're blushing again
No.759248
File: 1458170672100.jpg (187.46 KB, 600x668, 150:167, He plays the guitar like a….jpg)
>>759244
Yeah you have feet!
Now put the books away.
>>759246
Maybe?
You might be right there.
>>759247
I'm starting to think this isn't worth it.
Not worth it at all.
No.759249
File: 1458170691061.png (546.8 KB, 854x479, 854:479, a8f016d38650eea8bfa95be97a….png)
>>759245
>
>>759247
>where do you learn to make ice cream?
>Sunday school
No.759250
File: 1458170732525.jpg (107.81 KB, 390x519, 130:173, jshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>759247
NEVER YOU MINDIIIIIING
>>759249
>double the PANIC
No.759251
File: 1458170741930.png (561.21 KB, 700x908, 175:227, 090e8a7eda8d286db11fec7df9….png)
>>759248
>godfucking
Naaaaaah
I don't really feel like it.
No.759252
>>759248
>I'm not going anywhere for now
No.759253
>>759248
You'd probably be better off on the floor
>>759249
>without nipples
>boobs would be pointless
>>759250
And now you're shouting
No.759254
>>759251
Come on!
>>759252
I don't think I will be either.
Except off of this two seater.
>>759253
You know what?
You're right.
>rolls onto the floor
This is better.
No.759255
File: 1458171070794.jpg (313.18 KB, 900x695, 180:139, MAGI-.The.Labyrinth.of.Mag….jpg)
>>759250
Easy, easy.
>ducking around PANIC TONFAS
You wouldn't want to have a heart attack on such a nice day, would you?
>>759253
>I never trust atoms
>they make up everything
>>759254
Oho?
No.759256
File: 1458171278889.jpg (33.24 KB, 213x233, 213:233, gshinmai_fukei_kiruko-san_….jpg)
>>759253
I am not pervert!
>>759255
>aaaaaaaaa
Do not be saying such things so suddenly!
No.759257
>>759254
>the floor is vary comfortable
No.759258
>>759254
You look it
>>759255
>how is a dog owners lawn like the British aristocracy?
>they're both full of dooks
>>759256
How am I being a pervert?
No.759259
File: 1458171611268.png (81.88 KB, 611x353, 611:353, tumblr_o1ifyqrinX1uxraedo2….png)
>>759256
>?
But then I would've had to wait.
If I did that, somebody else might have said it first.
Suddenly and completely by surprise works best for this situation.
>nodnod
>>759258
>I hate jokes about German sausages
>they're just the wurst
No.759260
>>759255
You know what?
I'll do it.
>rolls on over to the book shelf
>puts the books away
>>759257
It is, actually. Not bad at all.
>>759258
>gets comfortable
Ahhhh man yeah.
This is more like it.
No.759261
>>759260
>maybe I'll polish a skull and play some music?
No.759262
>>759258
>QUICK CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Uh-
>DO IT
You are not pervert!
>>759259
>embarrassment levels climbing
S-stop! There is no needing for lies!
No.759263
>>759259
>I'm terrified of elevators
>I'll be taking steps to avoid them
>>759260
Is your robot cheek sitting in gum?
>>759262
You are very excitable, aren't you?
No.759264
>>759260
>standing on Raiden
>rolling around like a log
A bit clunkier than what I'm used to, but I'll make it work.
Okay, point me in the direction of the nearest highland games.
>>759262
I am no liar, I'm Sinbad.
Two completely different things
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF RAIDEN
>trips on robro's big stupid body
>slow motion honkage
Ohhhhh noooooooooooooo...!
>>759263
>this graveyard looks overcrowded
>people must be dying to get in there
No.759265
>>759263
U-um... yes.
>>759264
>
>knee-jerk reaction to perving
>PAWNCH
PLEASE DO NOT BE OF DOING THAT
No.759266
>>759261
You do that, I'm just gonna lie here and relax.
>>759263
At this point I really don't care.
>>759264
>sigh
I don't know what I expected.
No.759267
>>759265
>
>uh oh
>uh oh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>WHAM
>...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEGq4z6fP0
>>759266
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.759268
>>759266
>or at least try to in your case
No.759269
>>759264
>steak puns
>a Medium where anything Well Done is Rare
>>759265
Maybe switch to Decaf?
>>759266
Fair enough
No.759270
>>759267
Oh shit!
He gonna be alright?!
>>759268
I can try, dammit!
>>759269
Really though I'll take care of it later.
No.759271
>>759267
Maybe it was overreaction...
>>759269
I do not drink coffee. Too much energy already.
No.759272
>>759270
>he is one of those servant spirits
>it takes a lot to damage and hurt them
No.759273
>>759269
>what do prisoners use to call each other
>I don't know I think I'm bleeding internally
>>759270
Well I'm sure I'm ok after that genuine display of compassion.
>cough cough hack
>>759271
Don't let the sun set on this pretty face too soon.
>shroud go
There we go.
No.759274
>>759270
What if it gets in your hair?
>>759271
Yikes. Maybe you should burn off that energy early in the day.
>>759273
>Hi Bleeding Internally
>I'm Dad
No.759275
File: 1458173283572.jpg (25.86 KB, 165x259, 165:259, tumblr_mn4g1yLwje1r9shswo6….jpg)
>>759273
>
Oh no, do not die!
>AAAAA I MADE A MISTAKE
>>759274
Apparently doing that is "reckless."
No.759276
>>759272
If you say so, but...he looks hurt.
>>759273
Well I just don't want anybody here to be hurt.
Unless they deserve it, anyway.
>>759274
...
>gets up
Can't have that, absolutely not!
No.759277
No.759278
>>759274
>Hi did
>I need an ambulance
>>759275
>
It's too late! My face has been damaged beyond repair!
>twinkle
If only the cool touch of a woman could fix what the cool touch of a woman caused in the first place.
>>759276
I deserve a lot of things, my mechanical friend.
That was not one of them.
No.759279
>>759275
Since when is jogging reckless?
>>759276
You'd have to cut it out
>>759278
>you want me to call you an ambulance?
No.759280
>>759278
>UH
Uh??
>>759279
My jogging is vury fast.
>as in
>"creates tornadoes"
I only exercise at full power.
No.759281
File: 1458173927386.jpg (135.12 KB, 600x556, 150:139, He's been taking lessons f….jpg)
>>759278
You don't seem like it.
You should've put those books up, though.
>>759279
And that'd ruin...my perfect hair.
No.759282
No.759283
>>759279
>well I'm not asking you to not call me an ambulance
>>759280
>already forgot about the act
>time for booze
Then I remembered most women I know hit me. Can you believe that.
>
Oh. Hang on.
>straightens his nose out
ACK
No.759284
>>759276
>you were saying?
No.759285
>>759280
Whelp. I'm outta ideas
>>759281
It's alright
>>759283
>you're an Ambulance
No.759286
>>759283
>blink
I am vury happy you are okay.
No.759287
File: 1458174776756.png (881.94 KB, 852x482, 426:241, b974516dda5ad019a8fb2b84ca….png)
>>759281
Ah-
>hmm
Well if it's just karma, I guess I better deal with it.
You have it on the authority of Sinbad, I'll put those books up next time like you'd never believe.
>>759285
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-nX4vSBCk
>>759286
>waves off
Accidents happen.
If you'll forgive me that gross transgression of your personal space, I can see letting this go too.
No.759288
>>759284
Well...can't blame a guy for being concerned.
>>759285
Nah it's like...my most distinguishable feature.
>>759287
Good, maybe good karma will repay you next time if you do.
No.759289
>>759285
Oh... thank you anyways.
>>759287
Eh? What is with the seriousness?
>blink
Yes, I forgive you.
No.759290
>>759288
Sure
>>759289
Maybe ask the X-Men if you can use the Danger Room
No.759291
File: 1458175071056.jpg (310.44 KB, 855x482, 855:482, b56ec90f455a78fa1c2af41f23….jpg)
>>759288
I hope karma isn't too upset that I don't believe in it.
I thought I'd made a good first impression.
>>759289
Eh?
>clothes fall apart
>nekkid once more
It seems you've punched my clothes off.
No.759292
>>759288
>when it comes to them I try not to
No.759293
File: 1458175260740.png (815.13 KB, 705x800, 141:160, sombrero_raiden_by_niunien….png)
>>759290
I mean besides my body...and my jaw.
But most of that is hidden.
>>759291
Well now that you mention it it just might be.
>>759292
I'm just empathetic.
No.759294
>>759290
What is that?
>>759291
>????
But-but-but I only punch one time!
No.759295
File: 1458175390131.jpg (72.43 KB, 782x1200, 391:600, tumblr_ntic9f27g21s2lswpo1….jpg)
>>759293
The glowing red eyes are pretty intense
>>759294
Where the X-Men train. Depending on the team, one of the Avengers probably has Hulk level training centers
No.759296
>>759293
>I am aware of this trait of yours
>it's what makes you, you
No.759297
>>759293
Might be?
>>759294
>
Only once?
Lucky me.
No.759298
>>759295
I am not Avenger or X-Man...
>>759297
>averting her eye
>2lewd
I do not want to punch more, you do not seem like evil.
No.759299
>>759295
They're usually blue, though.
They only glow red when...well sometimes. It depends.
>>759296
I should probably be...less concerned over a lot of things.
Eh too late to stop now.
>>759297
Might be upset.
That you don't believe in it.
Might even be mightily upset.
No.759300
File: 1458175909426.jpg (237.38 KB, 550x733, 550:733, fe942d81da34ee7d76447922bf….jpg)
>>759298
Oh? As expected, the one eyed police woman is a good judge of character. Does it help with the depth of my character perception?
Should I pose? Is this a good angle?
>>759299
No! But I said I would call her!
No.759301
File: 1458175956478.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>759299
>that's fine
>it's an admirable trait
No.759303
>>759300
>
>too pretty
>aaaaaaaa
Um...
>>759302
>!
No.759304
>>759300
You don't understand, karma just might already be calling you.
>>759301
If you say so.
I'm not the most admirable person.
No.759305
>>759302
>?
Masrur?
>um
Now I know what you're thinking, but it's totally okay! Go ahead and stand down.
>>759303
>headtilt
Hmmm...
>!
Aha! You've got a little something on your face there, missy.
>pats his cheeks
Feeling flush? You should drink more water.
No.759306
>>759303
>...
Sorry for any trouble he's caused.
>>759305
You're upsetting people
>hup
>muffled Sin protests
>and awaaaaaaaaay we go
No.759307
File: 1458176630722.jpg (151.62 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 3d8f00e5e6bf4f7c1845a25779….jpg)
No.759308
>>759304
>you fight for the weak
No.759309
>>759308
I fight for the weak, but intentions alone aren't admirable.
It's how you act on them. And my ways of doing so aren't...admirable.
No.759310
>>759309
>depends on who you ask
No.759311
I know I saw someone claiming to be the demon king.
Nobunaga, alive? Now that's a sight for sore eyes.
No.759312
>>759310
I suppose so...
You know what?
>>759311
Demon king?
No.759313
Eureka! Master, I've done it!
No.759314
>>759312
Oda Nobunaga. The Sengoku era warlord?
No.759316
File: 1458177247795.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
>>759313
Done what, I thought you already completed your difference engine.
No.759317
>>759316
Oh no, this was a personal side project.
Behold, the power of steam has birthed for me a body!
No.759318
File: 1458177361039.jpg (135.12 KB, 600x556, 150:139, He's been taking lessons f….jpg)
>>759314
Never heard of him.
>>759315
I forgot why I put this thing on.
No.759319
File: 1458177407301.jpg (640.95 KB, 1845x1920, 123:128, 4078697-predator-aliens-co….jpg)
>>759318
>to look impressive?
No.759320
>>759318
That's... sad, actually. Do they no longer teach people world history?
No.759321
File: 1458177495580.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
No.759322
File: 1458177517292.jpg (187.46 KB, 600x668, 150:167, He plays the guitar like a….jpg)
>>759319
No, noooo I don't think that's why.
>>759320
I didn't take history when I was a child.
No.759323
File: 1458177581219.png (Spoiler Image, 270.21 KB, 761x925, 761:925, tumblr_ndm53iiJia1r4nhj7o1….png)
>>759321
>[STEAM HISSING]
>the mecha body's head cylinder folds back
Greetings, Master. Now I'm ready to present my mechanical form as an invention for the Nobel Prize!
No.759324
>>759323
>beat passes
You actually created a body.
No.759325
>>759322
Oh? A warrior through and through, eh?
No.759326
>>759322
>are you trying to trick your pray in como?
No.759327
>>759324
Of course! Never doubt my ideals! I believe in a dimension of steam! Anything is possible by science!
Besides being able to cavort around in public without drawing an eye now, this body serves no purpose. I still prefer the perfection of machinery.
No.759328
>>759325
Ever since I was a child.
>>759326
Maybe?
Don't have any prey here, though.
No.759329
>>759328
>maybe to surprise Snake?
No.759330
>>759328
Maybe you'd pose a challenge then!
No.759331
>>759327
This seems a tiny bit familiar... oh well. Whatever. Glad you're excited.
No.759332
>>759329
Nooooo I don't think that's it either.
>>759330
Ahhh you're one of those challenge seekers...
No.759333
>>759332
>then what are you doing wearing that?
No.759334
>>759332
I'm the man who would become Genghis Khan, if you'd believe it.
No.759335
>>759333
I think I was going to...do some investigating.
Gotta blend in to do that.
>>759334
...you're what?
No.759337
>>759335
...Please. Please tell me you know who Genghis Khan is. At that point it's not even acceptable ignorance anymore.
Even without education the great Mongolian conqueror is known worldwide!
No.759338
File: 1458178866344.png (1.03 MB, 3508x2480, 877:620, Oh so handsome oh so suave.png)
>>759336
Don't think I was gonna do that either.
>>759337
I know who Ghengis Khan is but...you're the guy who became him?
Do you know how many questions that brings up?
No.759339
>>759338
Ah! Of course. Phew... I am long since departed from this mortal coil, yes.
No.759340
>>759338
>pokes her head from behind his back
On the contrary I think it's perfectly reasonable given the strange things that have happened in this place.
>[mikons internally]
No.759341
>>759339
I mean I guess we never knew what Khan looked like but...you're not what comes to mind when I think of it.
>>759340
...right.
Guess I just forgot where I was.
No.759342
File: 1458179116085.jpg (175.26 KB, 506x821, 506:821, 3933397-predator-invaders_….jpg)
>>759338
>this is strange Jack
>>759340
>where did you come from?
No.759343
>>759340
Oh? Do my eyes deceive me?
>>759341
There were portraits. And people change, you know.
I'm summoned as I was when I was known as Minamoto no Yoshitsune.
No.759344
File: 1458179418226.jpg (260.94 KB, 502x700, 251:350, f936d7d759f36d65ef6d7e7089….jpg)
>>759341
Anything's possible with a little bit of magic.
>>759342
It's a bit of magic, really.
>sparks from her fingers
>>759343
That's not quite how you address a court lady, general~
No.759345
File: 1458179489632.png (182.39 KB, 482x463, 482:463, mariachi_raiden_by_azuka_m….png)
>>759342
No, no I was gonna investigate something!
It'll come back to mind, I'm sure.
>>759343
I mean I guess. I'll admit I never looked like this a couple years back but...
This is still really odd.
>>759344
I never believed magic until I came here.
Now it's all in my face.
No.759346
File: 1458179495352.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>759344
>I do not like magic
No.759347
>>759344
Of course, a general knows his place.
>down on a knee
Lady-in-waiting of the Emperor.
>>759345
I needed to change my identity when I became one with the mongolians anyways.
No.759349
File: 1458179733518.png (859.7 KB, 793x1133, 793:1133, a176efa34319d03c8a27866b72….png)
>>759345
You just have to invoke the childlike wonder and imagination in your heart!
>>759346
Magic is all around, whether you like it or not.
>>759347
Oho. That's a response I wasn't expecting. Please rise, you have no reason to be so forma towards me.
No.759350
File: 1458179792085.png (182.48 KB, 500x321, 500:321, C'mon Kev it's a perfectly….png)
>>759347
As good of an excuse as any.
So do I just call you Genghis or...?
>>759348
No!
...I could go for some though.
Might have to get some later.
>>759349
I don't have any childlike wonder in my heart.
No.759351
>>759349
>well I don't
>>759350
>I'm game if you are
No.759352
>>759349
Were you expecting a volley of arrows? The past is past. I never trusted that onmyōji.
>>759350
Yoshitsune will work. Or whatever you can think of.
No.759353
File: 1458180268109.png (779.15 KB, 970x1300, 97:130, e688040b199c05e3c324cac736….png)
>>759350
Do I need to break out a musical number?
>>759351
It is a wonderful and spectacular concept, magic. You should be more accepting.
>>759352
I thought you would have called me out as a cursed fox or something of the like.
No.759354
>>759351
Naaaah not right now.
>>759352
Yoshitsune, huh?
Alright, that works.
>>759353
Please don't.
>Raiden
>professional buzzkill
No.759355
>>759353
I did say the past was in the past. I didn't particularly care much for the specifics.
>...
You weren't truly responsible for Toba's illness, were you? Not that it changes anything.
No.759356
>>759353
>I was raised on making things happen through hard work and skill
>magic just seems like an easy way of doing things
>....please do not sing
>>759354
>vary well
No.759357
>>759354
Then it's all well and good.
No.759358
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>>759354
>ears flopping
For someone in a sombrero and poncho, you really don't like having fun.
>>759355
Nope. I didn't even have time to figure out the real reason before they ran me out of that comfy palace. Though I have to compliment the charisma of the man who managed to whip up that many hunters into a frenzy.
>>759356
If you think magic is something you can pick up and wear like a hat then you've got it all wrong. And I will have you know that my singing voice is well honed, thank you.
No.759359
>>759356
Yeah, I'm not too hungry right now.
I could go for a Gatorade right now, though.
>>759357
Alright good.
>just now noticing the pointy ears
What's up with your ears?
>>759358
What do you mean I don't like having fun?!
I'm plenty fun!
No.759360
>>759358
I see!
>scribbling a fu manchu mustache on a card
>holding it up to his face
How does it look? Not too shabby, eh?
>>759359
Eh?
>feeling his ears
Side effect of being summoned as a demon instead of a Servant, it's not a big deal.
No.759361
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>>759358
>tell me something magic can not do
>and me and Jack's ideas of fun are much different then yours.......
>I think this challenge will not last
>>759359
>you have some in the refrigerator
No.759362
>>759359
>>
>>759360
>snorts
Is this what the famous general is like in person?
>>759361
I am open to all kinds of fun!
No.759363
>>759362
>not my kind of fun
No.759364
>>759360
Ahhh dammit!
Thought I was onto something there.
>>759361
Thanks for reminding me.
>runs to the fridge
>runs back in
Someone drank it!
>>759362
How am I not fun?!
You wanna see fun?!
I'll show you fun! You aren't the only one who can play music!
>gets out the guitar and kazoo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGIcl_tUFss
No.759366
>>759362
Oh heavens no, I never had time! Too busy on the battlefields turning my enemies into red mist. And then my brothers. And then many many more when I ran off to the mainland and rode with the Mongolians!
But if I did have time then yes. This is exactly what I would've been doing.
>>759364
Onto what?
No.759368
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>>759363
Well what kind of fun is it?
>>759364
That was... truly an experience.
>>759366
So you did run off to the mongols. I had a feeling that seppuku wasn't your style of passing on.
No.759369
>>759365
That son of a bitch!
>>759366
Finding what I was looking for...
>A PLACE WHERE I CAN BEEEEE WITHOUUUUUUUT A CAUSE
>BECAUSE--
WHO KEEPS PLAYING THAT MUSIC?!
>>759367
Huh--
Sam.
>>759368
Was it at least...fun?
No.759370
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>>759368
>
>the kind that involves hunting, skinning, and taking trophies off the ones you've killed
>>759369
>should I set off his ass?
No.759371
>>759368
Of course not. That bastard who thought that I would just lie down and take it had another thing coming.
No one threatens the family of Minamoto no Yoshitsune!
>HASSOU TOBIs internally
But to meet again like this is grand, I never thought I'd ever meet another I've known of.
>>759369
Hmm?
No.759372
>>759369
SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK!
No.759373
>
...I don't know how the hell I got up here, but I'm blaming you, Khonshu.
>Good. 'Cause I'm the one who did it.
No.759374
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>>759369
It felt like a very angry piece, but it was fun!
>>759370
I'm a bit rusty at doing things like that...
>sheepish laugh
>>759371
You might find a comrade or two around here if you're tenacious enough. By the way, what's your opinion on Nobunaga?
No.759375
>>759373
>??
Are you of needing assis...
>uh
help?
No.759376
>>759370
No.
Let him think he's won...think he's gotten away with drinking my Gatorade. Next time he comes here, he'll come to regret his decisions.
>>759371
Well I was looking for a place where people have those same kind of ears...not much to go on but it's my best evidence so far.
>>759372
I think I wasted my good time into that kazoo and guitar bit, sorry.
>>759373
>looks at the clothesline
>enters blade mode
>SLICE
DEAD ON!
There you go.
>>759374
I'm very angry.
That's about as not angry as you're gonna get right now.
No.759377
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>>759374
>that is fine
>me and you do not need to be friends
>I will stick to what I do and with those who share my hobbies
No.759378
>>759374
I've yet to see either hide or hair of the devil king, have you?
I wanted to test my skill against the indomitable warlord.
>>759376
Pointed ears? Maybe you're looking for that "Hyrule" place. Which doesn't exist here, according to a boy with a talking hat.
No.759379
>>759375
As much as I hate to admit it... yeah.
>>759376
>annnd Moonman's free
Thanks, Raiden.
No.759380
>>759376
>you will know when he does show up
>I will give you the tracking code
No.759381
>>759376
Maybe this will help!
>SAM NO
>think fast Jacko
No.759382
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>>759373
>~
>>759376
>?
But I'm not normally angry.
>>759377
S-so we're not friends?
>>759378
Well... You're going to surprised, one way or another.
>grins widely
No.759383
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>>759379
Oh! You are of free now.
>nodnod
No.759384
>>759382
>it's better this way
>go forth and enjoy the friendship you were meant to have
No.759385
>>759378
>sigh
Yeah, of course it doesn't.
>>759379
No problem. Now I'll just be putting this awa--
>>759381
>PARRY
Never a dull moment around you, Sam.
>>759380
Oh I'll know alright.
Keeping an eye out for him.
>>759382
I meant that's gonna be the least angry song you're getting out of me.
Don't play too much happy music...hell I hardly play music in general.
No.759386
>>759385
>I have a tracker in his ass Jack
>I'll always know where his ass is
No.759387
>>759382
Oh? What do you mean?
>>759385
Magical realms must be a chore, mm?
No.759388
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>>759385
Heheh, good, why that's very good!
No.759389
>>759382
...I'd ask why you're giving me that look, but I'm pretty sure I already know.
>>759383
Yeah. Still appreciate you offering to help, though.
>>759385
>glances over at Sam
Looks like you're not gonna be able to take a break anytime soon.
No.759390
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>>759384
Yes sir, Predator, sir.
>>759385
You were surprisingly ready for it, I have to admit that.
>>759387
It'll ruin the surprise if I tell you! Many people from the past might not be what you remember, is all.
No.759391
>>759390
>like that one eyed police woman
>go talk and befriend her
>I'll be skinning this body
>see why we can't be friends?
No.759392
>>759386
I don't need to know where he is at this moment. Keeps things more exciting.
>>759387
Never been to one but I guess there's a first time for everything.
I really should've expected that.
>>759388
So what brings you 'round these parts anyway?
>>759389
He's just keeping me on my feet, I think.
He does that a lot.
>>759390
When I wear this, I always have guitar on hand.
Just in case somebody says,"Hey you're not a real mariachi!"
And then when I play a song, they're fooled! The perfect disguise!
No.759393
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>>759389
Would be bad porice girl if I did not offer help to people in needing.
>but Kiruko you were fired
>o-oh...
No.759394
>>759390
>
I know that sometimes Servants are summoned a little strangely sometimes. My summoner and I have been testing them and their Masters.
>>759392
Neither have I. Bring back souvenirs!
No.759395
>>759392
Just passing through, decided to stop in to see if you were around and in need of a pick-me-up.
>tosses a bottle of gatorade at Jack
No.759396
>>759392
>vary well
>I am no longer friends with the foxish spirit
>this is for the best
No.759397
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>>759389
Anything to say for yourself?
>>759391
But she looks like the type of person who would skin a man too.
>>759392
With musical skills like that of course they'd be fooled into thinking you were a 100% legit angry mariachi
>>759394
I'd wager Nobunaga is the strangest yet.
>don't tell him about Ushiwakamaru, Tamamo, no matter how funny the prospect seems
So I'm not the first Heroic Spirit you've met?
No.759398
>>759392
>shrugs
Somebody has to make sure you stay sharp.
>>759393
Well, points for being the only cop brave enough to actually come in here.
>>759397
There's not much left to say, is there?
No.759399
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>>759397
>she's not
>now go make friends
No.759400
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>>759394
Well first I need to figure out how to get there!
...and how to blend in.
This is gonna be a tough one, but I'll make it through. I doubt they have mariachis or cardboard boxes in a fantasy land like that...
>>759396
Wow okay, that came out of nowhere.
But if you say so, man.
>>759395
>grabs the bottle
Aww yeah my favorite flavor.
>gulp
Thanks, and yeah it's nice seein' you around here.
Not in much need of a pick-me-up right now, though.
>>759397
Exactly!
It's the perfect disguise.
>>759398
He takes it too far sometimes.
>flaaaashbaaack
>Raiden is sleeping in his bad
>Sam bursts in
>"SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK"
>"SAM WHAT THE FUCK I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
>"Haha! Next time you will sleep with one eye open...oh wait. You only have one eye. Sorry Jack"
>fade back to the present
Way too far.
No.759401
>>759397
I've met that King Arthur thus far. He... turned into a girl when his Master began bullying him.
>that was really weird
And I believe a blue one who was with a strong woman I tested here.
I hope I didn't go too far and get her wounded.
>>759400
Hmm... ask your friend!
No.759402
>>759400
>we don't share the same interests
>I'm and 99% sure I make her nervous with what I do
No.759403
>>759397
>!!
I would-a not of be doing that!!
>>759398
>somewhat placated by this
I am... not porice girl anymore. But it is okay, not needing badge to protect!
No.759404
>>759400
That was the pick-me-up.
No.759405
>>759398
Hm, I suppose not, but this isn't really a small matter, is it?
>>759400
I actually really want to try that now.
>Raiden what have you done
>>759401
You have a problem with wounding people?
>>759403
>!!
>aahplsdon'thurtme
No.759406
>>759400
Of course he does. That's kinda part of the job. You wouldn't learn anything if he took it easy on you every time.
>>759403
So you're a vigilante now? Welcome to the club.
>>759405
Of course not. I knew this was gonna be a big deal way back when I first bought the ring.
>internally wondering how Tamamo's worse at making friends than he is
>science can't explain this shit
No.759407
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>>759401
Which one?
>Wow never thought I'd say that in my life.
>>759402
That's respectable, sometimes you've gotta leave.
>>759404
The Gatorade?
Ahhh well this is a good pick-me-up.
How've you been?
>>759405
You really should.
It's the perfect disguise outside of the cardboard box. Whenever I need to blend in, I wear this.
>>759406
What the hell am I supposed to learn from him bursting in my room in the middle of the night?!
No.759408
>>759405
Going too far on a simple test? Yes, I have a problem with that.
Yatagarasu sent us to ensure magi capable of summoning will stay strong, if I end up crippling one I'm hurting our mission.
Then Raidou will get upset with me and I'll get stuffed inside that cramped summoning tube again. I rather like being free-range like this.
No.759409
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>>759405
>aaaaaplsdon'thateme
I am not a bad person...
>>759406
Mercenary and vigirante is almost the same as porice girl.
No.759410
>>759407
And with that, I go! Have a good time, Jack!
>rides off on his motorcycle offscreen
No.759411
>>759407
>my work here is done Jack
>I must return to camp
No.759412
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>>759406
I'm currently bursting with excitement but I'm wondering how best to put it...
>>759407
A cardboard box?
>>759408
Mages are resilient beings! Who was the Servant with her again?
>>759409
I feel something scary from you...
No.759413
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>>759407
...Not to be a heavy sleeper?
>>759409
I used to be a mercenary before I started fighting crime. Never thought to try and join the police, though.
>>759412
>chuckles
You sure you're excited? You seem pretty calm to me.
No.759414
>>759412
All blue with a ponytail.
No.759415
>>759410
See ya Sam!
...I better not see him burst into my bed room later tonight.
Or ever again.
God what if he did it when and if Sheik and I ever share a bed?
>shudders
>>759412
Yes, a cardboard box.
What's wrong with it?
>>759411
Goodbye Predator.
See you another time.
>>759413
I...I guess?
No.759416
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>>759413
I'm rather surprised at myself too.
>tail wagging away
But something gonna come bursting forth and there won't be anything you can do to stop it.
>>759414
Ah! The Nase magi! Cute things, really. You must have fought the eldest, right?
>>759415
How do you not get distracted by being in it?
No.759417
>>759412
Eh? Scurry?
>frown
I am not trying to be scurry.
>>759413
I wanted to be kind porice woman in a cute uniform.
No.759419
>>759416
>
...Yeah, that doesn't sound worrying at all.
>>759417
So why'd you decide to turn in your badge?
No.759420
>>759416
Which is the eldest?
No.759421
>>759416
What's...what's that supposed to mean?
How do you get distracted in a cardboard box?
>>759418
...wow.
No.759422
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>>759417
Oh, sorry. I'm sure you're a very nice girl!
>>759418
See, now that's a hero transformation.
>>759419
What's the worst that could happen?
>>759420
Short hair, has a tri-staff?
>>759421
If it fits, I sits.
>nods sagely
No.759424
>>759419
I was fired. Arrested man trying to set up criminal organization in small rural town.
Man had connections in main porice headquatahs.
I did not care for consequences. Had to protect, that is what porice do!
>>759422
I am Otonashi Kiruko, hello!
>lightened up from remembering her sense of justice
No.759425
>>759418
Ohh?
>>759422
Ah! Wormy eyes! Yes!
I almost wanted to try my Hassou Tobi on her shields.
No.759426
>>759415
>oops
It's the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
>>759422
>
Tamamo, you never say things like "What's the worst that could happen?" It pretty much guarantees something'll go wrong.
>>759424
Too bad more and more of 'em are taking bribes these days.
>tiny smile
Nice to know there's still good people out there, though.
No.759427
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>>759423
What?!
>>759424
A good name if I ever heard it. A true protector's name!
>>759425
I wouldn't mention that in front of her, personally.
>ponders for a bit
I don't think she's get out of it unscathed, but the ones from that town are crafty.
>>759426
The answer is "nothing"!
No.759428
>>759426
I try to be good person, no matter what. But being mercenary, is bad to be picky.
>>759427
>eeeee
That is vury nice thing to say, thank you.
You are who?
No.759429
>>759427
oh no I'm just going to watch this crash and burn
No.759430
File: 1458185615983.gif (972.67 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Raiden this is just a LIII….gif)
>>759422
That's a terrible way to live a sitting life.
I tried laying on that two seater over there and it was the worst experience of my life.
>>759426
I don't know with him.
Sam is one of my closest friends but...he can be a tad eccentric sometimes.
Most of my friends are now that I think about it.
No.759431
>>759421
>screeeeeech
Wew... Where did that come from?
>>759425
Yoshitsune! Long time no see!
>Oh!
But wait, if you're here... Does that mean Raidou is close by?
>>759422
Right? That's how you do!
>...
How I do. I do the transforming.
No.759432
>>759427
There's no escape from it.
I heard much of "Sasaki Kojiro" and his tsubame gaeshi, it just seems like an incomplete version of my technique.
I wish he'd been summoned.
>>759431
He's off doing whatever it is he does. Probably grooming that cat.
No.759433
>>759427
>sighs
I hope you're right.
>>759428
>nod
Part of the reason I don't do it anymore. The jobs I was being offfered were getting ridiculous.
>
Well, that and I kind of... died.
>>759430
All part of the fun, isn't it?
No.759434
>>759428
Tamamo-no-mae! A minor name in history.
>>759429
As long as you're only watching.
>>759430
But did you fit?
>>759431
Well you're not seeing me do any transforming, so I think you've got the monopoly on this.
>>759432
Not many heroic spirits have catalysts that allow for their direct summoning, unfortunately. And I can't revive someone who was just a title.
No.759435
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>>759433
You've got the blessings of a goddess! Two if you include mum. Have faith!
No.759436
File: 1458186113232.jpg (271.64 KB, 850x998, 425:499, Whatchu lookin at Blade Wo….jpg)
>>759431
Some ride you've got there.
>>759433
I guess, when you look like this a normal life is just impossible.
Can't complain too much I suppose.
>>759434
Not really.
No.759437
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>>759433
>
Eh?
>she's scared of ghosts
>defense mechanism 1: feign ignorance
>>759434
>tfw born and raised on battlefields
>no time for nip history here
I have not-a hurd of you.
No.759438
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>>759434
I see. It's only a little disappointing. I'll just have to make up for it myself.
No.759439
>>759432
Oh... Alright then. I guess I'll see him another time.
>optimistic nodding
But how about you? What are you doing here?
>>759434
I wouldn't say I've got the monopoly... But as far I know, I'm the only who does it around this place.
>>759436
Heheh!
>gets off the bike
Pretty cool, huh? It's pretty cool that it transforms with me. It wouldn't look that good me riding a regular motorcycle looking like this.
No.759440
>>759436
Well see? It breaks the first part! You didn't fit, therefore you shouldn't have sit.
>>759437
I'm not as exciting as the great general Yoshitsune. Just pay attention to the next time you hear of Tamamo!
>>759438
Earning the title for "master swordsman" in this dag and age is tough, you know!
No.759441
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>>759435
>smile
Well when you put it like that...
>>759436
A normal life's overrated anyhow.
>>759437
>rubbing the back of his head
Yeaaah... it's a long story, but the short version is I made a deal with an Egyptian god to cheat death.
No.759442
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>>759439
Having a good time, same as anyone else!
>>759440
>great general
>beaming
You really will inflate this ego, won't you?
And I don't really care about earning titles, I won't be sticking around anyway. Once Raidou's finished, I'll have to go back with him.
No.759443
File: 1458186698832.png (182.48 KB, 500x321, 500:321, C'mon Kev it's a perfectly….png)
>>759439
Eccentric looking people look just fine on normal motorcycles.
I normally ride one...though it doesn't belong to me.
>>759440
Well I'll make myself fit!
>lays on the two seater
>breaks the arm of with his legs
...awww now my legs hang slightly. This is so uncomfortable!
>>759441
You're right about that! Tried living it and it wasn't for me.
Didn't think things would get this weird this fast but hey! That's just how it goes.
No.759444
>>759440
Hokay! That is fair.
>>759441
>oh
I was just a soldier.
>she's lying
>but she doesn't wanna talk about her sick-ass past
No.759445
>>759443
Remember: It can always get weirder.
>>759444
>X: Doubt
>at least he's not gonna pry
Nothing wrong with that. You seem like a good person either way.
No.759446
>>759442
Oh, that makes sense! Though, I didn't expect to see you away from your summoner.
>>759443
Maybe. But I think I'd need something else t-
>eccentric
Do you... Do you think I look weird?
No.759447
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>>759439
Where's your friend? Yoshimitsu's been dying to meet Lady-Lord Nobunaga.
>>759441
You're going to have to tell her too, you know. I wanna see her reaction straight from you.
>>759442
It's always fun to see someone I've been waiting so long to meet!
>>759443
You didn't fit, Raiden. If you don't fit, how can you sit?
>>759444
Oh, don't get too caught up in defending justice either. You get nasty and grumpy.
No.759448
>>759445
I am hoping so. Being bad guy is not what I am wanting.
Is funny, this place is supposed to be vurry bad.
>>759447
Eh?
No.759449
>>759445
I don't know, really even right now it's pretty weird.
You're right but...thinking about it makes me think you're wrong.
>>759446
Not gonna beat around the bush, I think you pretty odd. But that's fine, you're not the most oddly dressed here.
After all I'm in a mariachi uniform.
>>759447
I'm not sitting, I'm laying down! Completely different!
No.759450
>>759446
I was content to be in my summoner's presence, but sticking with one person all the time is a little dull, especially with one so quiet! So I got to looking around. Lo and behold, Nobunaga is supposedly here, and Tamamo!
>>759447
Ah, I've kept you waiting eh?
>grin
Musashi said that to Kojiro, supposedly.
No.759451
>>759447
Don't worry. If I see her, I'll be sure to let her know.
>>759448
People still see me as the bad guy sometimes. I try not to let it get to me.
>>759449
Well, then the solution is "don't think about it."
No.759452
>>759450
Tamamo is really nice! And you heard about it already? My friend was the one who summoned Nobunaga, you know!
>>759449
I g-guess odd is a way to put it...
>Huh
I was actually wondering about that. Did you just come from a party?
>>759447
Is he?
>Mmmm
Sorry, but Mak- I mean, Spectre left somewhere earlier today and Nobunaga followed him. I don't really know where they are.
No.759453
>>759448
If you find a tall tan man with white hair and a red coat, tell him about yourself. He goes by the name of Archer.
>>759449
It applies to snoozing too!
>>759450
I feel like you're gonna have to pay someone for using such a lame line.
>>759451
I'm sure you wouldn't mind it being held at the temple.
>>759452
Your poor friend. I'm sure he has his hands full. What about you, though? Do you plan on using the microwave?
No.759454
>>759451
I do nott-a think people see me as bad.
>>759453
>blink
If I am seeing this person, then okay.
No.759455
>>759451
You're making it sound easier than it really is.
>>759452
No, it's a disguise.
Well it was anyway.
>>759453
>tips hat down
I can't hear you!
No.759456
>>759452
Oho? I'll get my chance before we have to return to 1938. This I swear.
>>759453
Ahaha, don't you know? The dead pay no dues!
No.759457
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>>759454
Oh, but watch out for the girl that follows him around. No wait, he follows around.
>>759455
You're breaking a sacred code! You're gonna get some pretty bad karma for this.
>>759456
>thinkgen about her donation box
The living don't pay any dues either...
No.759458
>>759453
I'm sure he and Nobunaga will get along eventually!
>Mmmm...
I don't know... It would be pretty cool to fight alongside heroes, but I still need the Eyecons.
>>759455
A disguise...?
>looking him up and down
>>759456
I'm sure you two will meet!
>nod
I'd also like to speak to Raidou one more time before you guys leave.
No.759459
>>759453
>grin
Works for me.
>>759454
Yeah, but you seem a lot nicer than I normally am.
>>759455
Can't really make not doing something any easier than it already is, Raiden.
No.759460
>>759457
Being a miko is suffering, eh? I'll see what I can do.
>>759458
Oh? What for?
No.759461
>>759457
I always have bad luck so this is no different!
>>759458
Yes, a disguise.
It's pretty nice, right?
>>759459
Yeeaaah you're right, it's pretty easy.
>
...I'm still thinking about it.
No.759462
>this is nice
>just turn the volume up
No.759463
>>759457
Is criminal?
>>759459
Being nice is good. But being good not always nice.
I keep balance.
No.759464
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>>759462
>rattling from the volume
>shaky [STEAM HISS]
No.759465
File: 1458188990282.jpg (66.41 KB, 850x802, 425:401, sample-c845b655bf63250cde2….jpg)
>>759458
Please do be more careful than your friend at any rate. The microwave is dangerous enough as it is.
>>759459
Mansions are too cheesy.
>>759460
It's a little selfish to ask, but I hope you'll consider helping.
>>759461
You're only making it worse for yourself@ It hurts!
>>759463
Is a little... grating on the nerves.
No.759466
File: 1458189014889.jpg (212.5 KB, 850x872, 425:436, sample-d6e2e39924acea4f2a7….jpg)
>crawls back in through the window
>Sin, remember the basics of avoiding the eight generals
No.759467
>>759464
>I used to hear things
>but then I turned the volume up again
No.759468
>>759465
I never was particularly wealthy, and Raidou didn't take very much money with him, so...
>!
I have just the thing.
>producing his personal tantou
This is Imanotsurugi, I've had it most of my life.
>>759466
>generals you don't say
No.759469
>>759460
To thank him. Raidou gave me a lot of strength back in a time when I needed it. And... About that test he mentioned back then.
>>759461
>...
>...
>...
>nod
Yeah. It's a... pretty good disguise.
>>759465
I'll keep it in mind. Though it would be pretty cool... Fighting alongside Musashi... I mean, I already fight alongside him but... Fighting alongside him...
>fantasizing
>>759466
Another one?
No.759470
>>759466
>shouldn't have used a bathroom window Sin
No.759471
>>759461
Don't.
>>759463
>nods
Keeping balance is tougher than it sounds, that's for sure.
>>759465
Well, that, and I doubt we'd wanna have a ceremony inside of a building filled with firearms and Egyptian artifacts.
>bluntness levels are off the charts
No.759472
>>759467
>SEND HELP
>leaning in
SHUSE CAN YOU HEAR ME
No.759473
>>759465
Oh...
>remembering Mei
>loud obnoxious bitch kid
>aaaaaa
>>759471
Sometimes I slip up...
No.759474
>>759468
>color coded too
Sheesh, that guy forcing me to use Focalor like that.
>stretch
Am I getting too old for this?
>>759469
I'd love another, actually.
>tosses Spook an empty booze cup
What great service this place has-
>>759470
>
>
>
Ah.
Morgiana.
No.759475
>>759465
>gets back up
Fffffffffffffine, jeez.
>>759469
I told them it was, I told them.
Nobody believes me, but it just works.
>>759471
Simply saying don't isn't gonna stop me, you realize.
I mean...I could just go on about all of it.
No.759476
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>>759468
Ima-no-Tsurugi... Oh, I think I know a nagitana who's going to be happy to see this. Are you sure you want to give this to me?
>>759469
>clicking her fingers
Careful or you'll drool all over the inside of your mask.
>>759471
As opposed to a Shinto temple. but we'll make it work!
>>759473
Like that, but worse.
>>759475
Okay, now try something that fits.
No.759478
>>759469
Oh? So you're on the list?
I am the test.
>>759474
Hmm? Whatever do you mean?
>>759476
For now, yes. I'll come back for it before I have to go for good. That blade's my life partner, you know?
>blink
Naginata?
No.759479
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>>759474
Oh. High King.
>...
>...
>
No.759480
>>759472
>[VOLUME]
>steam blows in her face
>'cans off
>?
No.759481
File: 1458189552156.png (509.18 KB, 835x624, 835:624, 'Scuse me while I kiss the….png)
>>759473
Same here. Although it hasn't happened in a while.
>>759475
Raiden, I'm being serious here. Don't.
>>759476
>thumbs up
As long as it's memorable, right?
No.759482
>>759476
>???
You in my head?
>>759481
This is very good.
No.759483
File: 1458189810235.jpg (129.62 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-beb08463f9519b79afb….jpg)
>>759480
Phew... have you heard the news?
No.759484
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>>759478
Oh, I developed a technique that brings blades to life. I had a lot of spare time after being chased out of the court.
>>759481
Ah, so you're really going to leave this all to me? Excellent.
>>759482
I can tell by your reaction you've met someone like her before.
No.759485
>>759478
Sneaking out like some kid.
>fixing his hair
Gotta say though, it sure helps a guy feel young again.
>>759479
WAITWAITWAIT-
>RUN SIN RUN
I already got punched in the face by some green-haired Fanalis already! Come on!
No.759486
>>759476
I don't want to, all the seats here are taken.
>>759481
I know you're being serious, but it's still not becoming easier here!
I mean especially now!
I gotta find a way to an alternate dimension so I can spend more time with a ninja princess!
...you never realize how stupid what you do is until you say it.
No.759488
>>759474
That's not what I meant!
>takes the cup anyways
>>75947
Yeah, very good... Why were you wearing it again?
>>759476
Wh- Drooling?
>wipes his mouth
>Which is currently covered by his mask
I- I wasn't drooling! Honest! Just imagining... something.
>>759478
We talked about it.
>nod
I already figured that one out. But I would prefer not fighting you yet. Both because Raidou is not here and because I still can't hear his voice.
No.759491
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>>759485
>stops her foot an inch from his fat head
Green haired?
No.759493
>>759484
>!!
You... could bring my blade to life?
>>759485
Isn't it wonderful?
>>759488
Whose voice?
No.759494
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>>759482
>shrug
Guess I've just been doing something right lately.
>>759484
Well, yeah. You seem like you'd have a better idea of what to do than I would.
>>759486
>pimp hand: raised
>slooowly lowering it
>no backhands will be given today
...Doesn't actually sound that bad.
No.759495
>>759489
By Jove I've done it! Witness the power of STEAM!
>[HISSSSSSSSSSS]
>poink
No.759496
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>>759486
That's the beauty of the philosophy. It doesn't need to be an actual seat. You just have to fit.
>>759488
Peeking into a young man's mind is usually very dangerous for a pure maiden such as myself, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>>759493
>nods
Famous blades usually have the most life in them. Your little tantou is no different.
>>759494
Hosting celebrations is one of the skills of a court lady I suppose. I'll have to find ways to combine that with the skills of a miko!
No.759497
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>>759488
Then use your words!
That's why they were invented so long ago, you know. Misunderstandings are the single most easily fixable problem between two people.
After sexual diseases.
>>759491
>[sweating]
>at least that dress is magic
Oh, sure. I think Masrur mentioned you two have already met.
>...
He's not still here, is he?
>>759493
Well, it's not like I had too far to go back anyway.
>ok I just realized this guy is crawling with rukh
>staring
No.759498
>>759494
Admittedly talking about it makes me feel a lot better.
I don't talk about these things often.
>>759496
Philosophy?
How...how is this even close to philosophy?
This is not philosophy. This is insanity.
No.759499
File: 1458190347256.jpg (129.82 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-63753b9217f112fc590….jpg)
>>759495
>!
>cleaning her glasses
You're uh...looking good there, pops.
No.759500
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No.759501
>>759493
I thought I could match your swordplay with Musashi but...
>pulls out a white Eyecon
Using this guy only feels right.
>>759496
>uh
>uh
It wasn't that much of a big deal! Just a childish image, that's all!
>...
But I would appreciate if you respected my privacy.
>>759497
>Gross
Are you a spirit too?
No.759502
>>759496
To think I could talk to my life companion...
>maybe a little misty-eyed
>Yoshi's sentimental as fuck
>>759497
I do hope you're going to offer me dinner while you undress me with your eyes.
No.759503
>>759500
Oh don't you give me that.
>covers an eye with one hand
>holding the other out in front of his chest
>[rapid eyebrow raising action]
>>759501
Well I should hope not! I thought I looked pretty healthy too.
>oh god am I old aaaaaaaaaaa
You've probably heard of me. The name's Sinbad.
>GLEAM
>>759502
>blink
Well if that's what it takes.
>looking around
Doesn't appear to be a chef or anything around here, though. Guess you'll have to fill up on idle talk.
>grin
No.759504
>>759496
>trace amounts of HYPE detected, cap'n
Hey, go nuts. This is supposed to be a big deal, after all.
>>759498
Well, maybe it's time for you to stop trying to keep things under wraps.
No.759510
>>759499
Now I'm able to present to the masses this steam-powered marvel as an invention. My differential engine may be outdated, but this? This is the future! A clean future, no foul emissions! Just pure steam!
No.759511
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>>759498
One day, you will find the perfect fit. And you will understand.
>>759501
>eyeing the Eyecon
I hope this ends well.
>>759502
I'll have to take your tantou off your hands for a day, but I'll bring him back good as new!
>>759504
Permission granted and accepted!
>jumps into her mirror
No.759512
File: 1458191113072.jpg (132.94 KB, 850x762, 425:381, sample-c15e6d57ef0883ef530….jpg)
>>759510
>all this excitement
>how am I supposed to look bored with all this happening
Jeez.
>notice from danbooru: [new Gundam art]
>quickly closes the window
You're a real visionary, pops. What's next.
No.759513
>>759504
Talk about my feelings?
Maybe...
>Does Snake do that? I don't think he did.
>But should I care what Snake did? I gotta carve my own path, be my own man...
>>759511
The perfect fit? That sounds...alright I guess.
No.759514
>>759503
My my, so interested. Let's begin with pleasantries then. You said your name is Sinbad. I am Minamoto no Yoshitsune, former general, long since deceased.
>>759511
Goodbye then, fox!
>>759501
BENKEI!?
>HYPE AS FUCK CAP'N
No.759515
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>>759503
>holds a hand over her own eye
>sticks a hand in front of her chest
>looks down
>oh
>[depression]
She's not a Fanalis, is she?
No.759516
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>>759512
STEAM!
>covered in a steam bath
Ahaha, this is wonderful!
>ahem
Next? Well we haven't quite gotten there, have we?
>he's just ballin as it goes
No.759518
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>>759511
Heh... guess wearing a tuxedo all the time's gonna pay off after all.
>>759513
>squiiint
...You're thinking about Snake again, aren't you.
No.759519
>>759503
Sinbad!? The sailor!?
>
>>759511
It will. I know.
>>759514
>Eyecon hopping in his hand
You two did promise to meet again, right?
No.759520
>>759514
>long since deceased
>leaning forward
I see...so you're an example of an Eastern djinn, huh. I can understand the confusion coming from that other guy now.
>hm
But that name's a bit of a mouthful, don't you think?
>>759515
Isn't that my line?
>takes her hand off her face
Don't tell me I can't count on my favorite bored redheads to all look the same.
>>759517
>dohoho
Ahoy!
No.759521
>>759519
Hahahaha! My friend, look how small you are now!
Won't you lend this boy a hand? Once more we'll fight!
>>759520
Yoshitsune will also work.
No.759522
File: 1458191607355.jpg (182.49 KB, 850x1252, 425:626, sample-03a4131dba5c53438a3….jpg)
>>759516
>aaaa no it'll frizz up
How about a steam powered radio.
That would probably be good for a uh...science thing.
No.759523
>>759517
>
>>759520
I refuse to believe a fanalis would look so... disproportioned.
No.759525
>>759522
A radio? I suppose, but the sounds from the emissions would drown out the audio, wouldn't they?
No.759526
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>>759520
I am sorry for punching you into a wall...
>>759523
>uh
Hello!
No.759527
>>759524
>sighs
You gotta stop comparing yourself to him.
No.759529
>>759519
>
W-wait, you mean somebody's actually heard of me here? You can't believe all the people at these markets that don't even know Sin-
>ok that's touching
Hahaha! Well met!
>>759521
Then it's a pleasure, Yoshitsune.
>offerin wine
It would be pretty tragic if the dead couldn't enjoy spirits of another kind anymore, eh?
>>759523
Hey hey, you didn't think that about Alexius, did you?
...Did you?
>>759526
Don't worry, bad things happen!
>hand on Morg's shoulder
I see you've met my Fanalis escort this evening. She's a big fan of yours.
No.759532
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>>759525
So concentrate the emission process.
Same principle as vacuum tubes, right.
>...
>buries her face in her braid
I read your notes, okay.
No.759535
>>759527
I'm not comparing myself to him!
No.759536
>>759532
>huge smile creepan on his face
>this makes the steamgramps proud
No.759538
>>759526
Are you a Fanalis?
>>759529
>what do these flat eyes tell you
She's half. Doesn't count.
No.759539
>>759535
You definitely are.
No.759540
>>759529
How considerate!
>nabs the drank
>fucking gulping it down
No.759541
>>759521
Looks like I got you excited! Both of you!
>looks at Benkei
But I would like to ask you to wait a bit longer.
>>759529
I really love your stories! All your travels were so fun to read!
>shaking his hand excitedly
No.759542
>>759536
>stupid gramps
>making me uncool and shit
No.759543
>>759541
Bah, riling up an old general like that... have you no shame?
>he's grinning while he says it
No.759544
>>759529
A fan?
>>759538
What is that?
No.759545
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>>759539
Okay maybe I am, just a little.
It's compulsive!
No.759546
>>759538
Half or not, she's still your kin.
>leans in
Besides, shouldn't you be more worried about the affections of a certain blondie than this handsome king?
>>759540
So!
>slaps his knees
What's being dead like?
>Sin no
>>759541
Weeeeeell, I don't mean to brag...
>run while you can, Ghost
But I've certainly had a good time or two in my day.
>
Which is still happening, you know! Hahahaha!
>>759544
I think I'll let her explain this one.
>nodnod
Even humble policewomen have fans, don't they?
No.759548
>>759545
>slooowly raising his hand again
Sounds like you're making an excuse.
No.759550
>>759546
Like being alive. Only not.
>cheeki
Death is like running facefirst into a wall. It's disorienting, but when you get up you'll find that some people may be keen on keeping you around.
No.759556
>>759544
How do you know the High King?
>suspicious smol
>4'11"
>>759546
I refuse to believe she is a Fanalis.
>!!!
>spin KICKU
No.759557
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>>759548
Are you gonna slap me with that hand?
No.759558
>>759546
But how? I have not done anything yet...
>>759556
He grabbed my chest. So I punch him through wall.
No.759560
>>759542
>:3c
This is going to be a long and wonderful time.
No.759561
>>759543
Heh, I had to get your interest somehow. Though maybe it would have been better to leave it as a surprise.
>puts Benkei back in his hoodie
But who's to say there won't be anymore surprises?
>>759546
>nod nod nod
I know! The cyclops, the mermaids, the roc... And are you still making new travels! You gotta tell m-
>then suddenly condor phone
Hold on, I need to take this. Hello?
No.759563
>>759559
>
You can't slap a man hidden in a box!
No.759564
>>759550
>mildly distraced by the rukh storm
So your spirit is bound to this plane for others to use, huh. Not totally unlike a djinn...
Are there any qualifications for this? My new friend sounds like one of you guys, but I can't be sure.
>>759556
Well you certainly both have the same attitud-
>High King
>frown
>spins with Morg to throw her off balance
Maybe keep that a secret, ok?
>>759558
>finger up
Then that's just your fault for not getting out there sooner, isn't it.
Hesitation in people that don't need it kind of pisses me off, that's all.
>smile
>>759561
>!!
>watching intently
Ohhh...
No.759567
>>759561
I'll have to pay this surprise back in full... with my secret technique.
>>759564
Fame paid in blood usually works.
No.759568
>>759560
...
>words of encouragement, Shuse
You seem excited.
>close enough
Any idea why boss gave me this stupid dress.
No.759569
>>759560
...
>words of encouragement, Shuse
You seem excited.
>close enough
Any idea why boss gave me this stupid dress.
No.759571
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>>759558
Oh.
>...
A reasonable response. He's very tricky. Be careful.
>>759564
You're hiding your status?
>hmm
Does Masrur know about this?
No.759572
>>759563
>slaps the box
>nothing happens
...Wait, why am I doing this? I've got crime to fight.
>grappling hooks are go
>zips out like Spider-Man
No.759576
>>759572
Ahahahaha looks like it worked!
>sudden realization
...now I'm all alone.
No.759577
>>759571
You are... fan?
>>759564
Losing control is bad.
No.759578
>>759561
TAKERU HELP! NOBUNAGA IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
>"YOU PICKED TUTANKHALAME OVER THERE INSTEAD OF ME! WHY? THE ONLY THING SPECIAL ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE WAS YOUNG!"
I WOULD HAVE PICKED YOU, IF YOU WENT BACK INTO THE EYECON!
>"WHY TRAP ME INSIDE YOUR BELT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A POWERFUL SERVANT FIGHTING BY YOUR SIDE?"
No.759579
>>759567
>sage nodding
A lot of that to go around, though I'm happy my new friend doesn't seem too gung-ho about that sort of thing.
>thinkgen
That crab thing called me a Servant. Do I look like one or something?
>>759571
You're making me sound like a total scumbag here!
>sheesh
Masrur and the rest weren't even supposed to know I'm here, least of all you and Ja'far.
>taps his nose
I'm experimenting
>>759577
There's a difference in being confident and not being able to handle yourself.
I'm confident enough and I can barely handle it all anyway, as your punch proved pretty nicely.
No.759580
>>759569
>blink
Oh my... now that's certainly new.
Maybe you are to also be a maid?
No.759581
>>759578
Ah, geez... So much for getting along.
>>759564
Sorry, Sinbad. But story time will have to wait.
>>759567
I'll look forward to it. Benkei too. But for now...
>rides out
No.759582
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>>759580
I don't do maid stuff.
Shit-tier fetish anyway.
>I mean
>dress gone
So we can actually get ice cream now without you breaking the doorframe. That's a thing.
No.759583
>>759579
Your new friend is a Servant. Spirits bound by a specific contract to serve a magus.
>inspectan
You carry fame, yes. When you die, you may just end up a demon like me, or a Servant like him.
>>759581
Brave child, I hope he can handle it. Not even Benkei could.
No.759584
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>>759577
Fanalis.
>>759579
>blink
Experimenting. Do you... need help?
No.759585
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>>759582
Fetish?
>
Excellent. We'll have our mint chocolate yet!
No.759586
>zipping around the room at the speed of fast
>oh sweet jesus who gave Goten sugar
No.759587
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>>759579
Is not aburt confidence.
>guh
>>759584
What is Fanaris?
>>759586
>!
Being of careful!
No.759588
>>759581
...Did he just ride out on a floating horse?
That must've been some good hookah from last night.
>>759583
I was gonna say, slave talk doesn't go over well with me.
>magus
>demon
Think we've got a few different words for some things, but I get the gist of it.
Archer said he'd be able to grant my wish, but only after I win a war?
That system just seems like a hassle. I could conquer another Dungeon if I wanted that.
>>759584
Help?
>hmm
>HMMMMMMMMM
>he's trying to mess with you, morg
>>759587
I think it is, actually.
No.759589
>hogging the recliner
>the Waddle Dees are hogging the couch
No.759590
>>759585
You know the nerdy facial expressions really just tie the whole package up.
Huh.
>
Don't worry about it.
>>759586
>watch out for the hugeass braid WATCH OUT FOR THE HUGEASS BRAID
No.759591
>>759588
It's a pointless war that will get you nothing but dead, believe me.
No.759592
>>759590
Nerdy?
>blink
If you say so.
No.759593
>>759587
>screeching_brakes.wav
...Whoops. Guess I went too fast. Sorry about that!
>>759590
>supershota's feet are inches away from the braid
>good thing he realized it was time to stop
No.759594
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>>759587
A hunting race. Warrior tribe. Like Masrur and me.
>>759588
>fazed status: not
If you're experimenting in secret it must be important.
No.759595
>>759592
Nerdy.
>fiddling with the barrel
Think I figured out how to get us free shipping.
And by that I mean free everything.
>>759593
>pulling it back in by the handful
>there's a fish hook on the end
What the hell...
No.759597
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>>759588
You are saying not to be holding back?
>
>>759594
Am mercenary.
No.759598
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>>759593
Goten, did you eat my special jelly beans?
Because I need those jelly beans, Goten.
No.759602
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>>759593
>whoopsies
Phew. You should take care in swamp! There are nasty branches that will trip!
No.759604
>>759595
I'm all ears, dearie.
No.759605
>>759589
...A bird?
>>759591
Wars usually do.
But I don't think I'll partake, it doesn't sit well in my stomach.
>grin
Besides, I think he's pretty funny.
But you made it sound like you're not one of them. Do you know any djinn?
>>759594
A magician never reveals his tricks.
>nyaha
I have a few ideas for this place. This country. I want to see if they pan out.
>>759597
>hands up
Let's not be too hasty.
I'm saying I think you're not confident enough to be comfortable with how you are.
...Or am I.
No.759606
>>759595
>thinkgen bout Super Saiyan 3
>time for that child logic to kick in
>more hair = more power
Wow. You must be really strong!
>>759598
>blink
>blink
Um... you mean the Senzu beans, right Dad?
>>759602
>nods
I know. I got a splinter one time. It hurt a lot, but I kept training anyways.
No.759607
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>>759606
Riiiiiiiiight, the Senzu.
I...probably need those too.
No.759608
>>759605
I am a demon. Same concept, summoned differently.
Servants are bound to "classes" which restrict their strength and skills to match their Masters.
We don't have those restrictions. Our summoners have to match us.
No.759609
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>>759604
>just
>takes on barrel
>puts it inside another
Ta-dah.
>>759606
>stupid kids
Strong?
>...
Is it the hands. It's always the hands.
No.759610
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>>759597
I wouldn't fight... Sin if I were you.
>>759605
>!
Masrur was right. Have the Kou empire been here?
No.759611
>>759605
Dat's King Bird!
Or jus' King Dedede.
No.759612
>>759605
Too strong to be comfortaburr.
>>759610
Fight?
No.759613
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>>759606
>godamn I keep missing it
Splinters...
>fucking hate those
You are strong boy.
No.759614
>>759609
I see! Infinite resources, mwahahaha!
No.759615
>>759607
>reaches into his pocket
>pulls out a tiny bag with a few beans in it
Here ya go!
>>759609
>my father's got brain damage and my mother's a psychopath
>me no get edumacated good
>shakes his head
Your hair's really long. Sometimes, when my dad powers up, his hair gets long too.
>>759613
>it's all cool fam
Yup! I'm gonna keep training until I'm the strongest person on the whole planet! Then I can keep everybody safe.
No.759616
>>759608
>memorizing everything
>that face tho
A "free spirit", eh?
>grinning
Djinn, as far as anybody knows, are the creations of King Solomon. Same with the Dungeons.
>>759610
You'll never believe it, but they call them "China" over here. And also it's not the same Kou at all. Freaky, right?
Anyway, Kou's hour of power is almost over as it is. Sindria still has plenty of alliances to make before we run out of planet.
>>759611
Agh, talking bird! With a silly name!
>>759612
But you're wearing that uniform anyway.
You have a dream, but you're so scared of it you only want it accept it at the most shallow levels?
Shame too, I thought you were cute.
No.759617
>>759616
Oho? Heroes have existed long before Solomon, boy. And they'll exist long after.
No.759618
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>>759616
Now dis heeyah bird can do more n' jus' talk!
>...
Not dat I particularly feel like it.
What's yer name so I can judge it?
No.759619
>>759614
So far the only problem is-
>barrels start clipping through each other
>fly off into space
...That.
>>759615
>I think I was a gynoid of a boat before
>fuck if I know this lore sucks
Uh huh.
Anything else on him get long when he's powering up, short round.
No.759620
>>759615
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
>takes out a marker
>colors a bean yellow and white
I'm gonna call you Buttered Popcorn.
Hey, you're not like, kidnapped or anything right now, are you?
No.759621
>>759612
>shakes her head
>never mind
>>759616
This place is beyond strange.
>this hurts my head
>i'm gonna go kick a tiger
>hops out
No.759622
>>759615
Protect everyone, even the bad ones? Then you protect no one, bad ones hurt innocent.
>>759616
>nigga
>shrug
Dream was to wear cute uniform.
>tugs on a sleeve
Living the dream.
>>759621
>o-okay
No.759623
>>759619
>blink
I need to speak with Master about this.
>hops back into steamsuit
No.759624
>>759619
>tilts his head
Whaddya mean?
>>759620
Nope! Everything's a-okay!
>>759622
Well... not everyone, I guess. My dad says I'm supposed to punch the bad guys. Especially if they want to blow up the planet.
No.759625
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>>759617
Never put much stock into heroes being the kind of people to be slaves so quickly. But what can I say, I've only met my second one now.
Demons, though...know Baal, by any chance?
>>759618
Who?
>looking around
>points to himself
Me?
I'm Sinbad the Sailor
>distant echo and sitar twang
>>759621
I worry about that girl sometimes.
>what she'll do to me, that is
>>759622
Well then that's egg on my face.
>cup raised
Three cheers to a dream achieved, as pure as they come.
No.759626
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>>759624
>thumbs up
>gleam
>don't be a Shirou Emiya, kids
>protecting everyone is fucking stupid
>>759625
Egg?
>stomach growling
Not spoiled, yes?
No.759627
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>>759623
>shrug
Be on your toes, I guess.
Need any moral support.
>>759624
...Right. You're like, four.
Ask mommy sometime. When she says something about headaches, you'll know.
No.759628
>>759625
Sinbad?!
Ahuehuehuehueh!
Surely you jestin'!
No.759629
>>759625
>slaves
>this nigga
You'd be a fool to see us as slaves, boy. Were my summoner not worthy I'd have killed him on the spot.
We're partners, brought back from the grave to stand by those who would call upon our aid.
No.759631
>>759627
You're coming along to show her anyway.
No.759636
>>759626
>REMEMBER
>NO EMPLOYEE WANTS TO BE A SQUIDWARD SHIROU
>grin
My name's Goten! Who're you?
>>759627
>gears: turning
>kinda
Mom does say she gets a headache whenever Dad comes home... but what does that have to do with him turning into a Super Saiyan?
No.759638
>>759626
>?
Not-
>oh I get it
This rusty sheen is all natural tan, actually. No eggs were harmed in the making of this face.
>holds up a boiled egg
I couldn't resist this, though.
>>759628
Oh, but it's true! The one and only!
What's not cool about sin I ask you? Why, it might just be bad to the bone.
>>759629
>thinking
Well it's not like I've had the chance to talk to most of mine, really. They just seem content to not be in their Dungeons anymore.
Partners. I can live with that. Where is this grand partner of yours anyway?
No.759639
>>759636
Otonashi Kiruko. Am-
>small child
>white lie: go
porice woman.
>>759638
>!
>nigga she hawngry
>melon bread from the tiddy dimension
It is snack time.
No.759640
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>>759631
After this song.
>head vibrating from BASS
>>759636
It means the show should have ended with your brother.
>did I say that out loud
>oh well
No.759641
>>759638
Ah'm jus' saying it's a name that's detestable,' demoralizin', and most of all it's a degenerate's name!
No.759643
>>759638
>looking around
>Raidou's just now coming in
>Yoshitsune.
Hello~.
>Didn't cause trouble, right.
Of course not.
No.759645
>>759639
Whoa, cool! What's it like?
>>759640
Show? ...I don't get it.
No.759646
>>759640
Very well. I will wait for you.
No.759649
>>759639
>lie: noticed
>these lips ain't sayin' nothin'
Now you're speaking my language.
>balancing the egg on his head
I hoped you'd take this so we'd be square. And also because I didn't want an egg in my pocket anymore.
>>759641
>shakes his head
It should really be a sin to have taste this bad
>>759643
Oho!
>studying
A stuffy one, huh.
No.759652
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>>759645
Neither did Toriyama in his later years.
Like he didn't have enough outlets for his vore shit with Cell, then Buu comes in and ruins everything.
>>759646
You're a real peach, pops.
No.759653
>>759645
It is great!
>FLEX
Protecting the innocent is the best.
>>759649
>
>
>
So eat it.
>Kiruko Otonashi: offering simple solutions for free
No.759654
>>759649
Judgin' me by my tastes?! How destructive of you! How deeply must you wound me? How desensitized must you be to say dat to an ol' king like me!
No.759655
>>759649
Stuffy?
>You are pretty terse, Raidou.
No.759656
>>759652
>man, I'm only like, 12 or something
>I can't comprehend meta
But we got rid of Majin Buu... Or at least the evil part of him.
>>759653
Yeah! Fighting bad guys is fun, too.
No.759657
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>>759653
>!!
I think you just might be onto something there.
>leans back
>egg falls in his mouth
But how will I ever repay such genius.
>>759654
I...You...
>shrug
I think I give up on this one, you had the bigger challenge anyway.
>bows
Thank you for this, penguin-san.
>pfff
>>759655
Stuffy people happen to be some of the most reliable I know.
They're also all gingers, so take that as you will.
>wine go
Some alcohol will loosen anyone up.
No.759658
>>759656
>:^)
Uub was also gross and a terrible way to end a series.
No.759659
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>>759656
Yes, it is. You should become porice officer when you grow up!
>we need less corrupt cops
>>759657
Eh?
No.759660
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>>759657
I'm not much of a drinker.
...
>takes a step forward anyways
>why is there an old banana peel on the floor
>fwip
>down goes Raidou
>Did I do that?
No.759661
>>759657
Ah happen to be if nothin' else a gentlemen so it was excitin'.
Wasn't that hard though, lots a' words start with de.
No.759663
>>759659
>HMMMMMMMMM
No, I can tell when someone's had enough of me for one day.
Happens when I look in the mirror all the time!
>WAHAHAHA's externally
>>759660
>o he really laffin nao
Oh that's great! Do you know the eye-poking routine too?
I tried it on Sharrkan one time but he bit my hand.
>>759661
D is for many things, as they say.
>blink
Now that's some heavy deja vu.
No.759664
>>759658
>blink
>blink
I'm confused.
>>759659
That sounds like fun!
No.759665
>>759663
More like deja vu if you know what I'm sayin'!
No.759666
>>759663
You asked earlier if I knew Baal: I fought him once.
>...
>Raidou's picking himself off the ground
No.759667
>>759664
So was everyone else.
>...
>hands a barrel
Go wild.
No.759668
>>759663
I am... confused.
>>759664
Just remember, your duty is not to porice department or headquatahs: is to the people.
Protect innocent people, even if it costs you job.
No.759669
>>759665
Oh that was bad, a sin you might say.
...Kind of hard to be creative with Sinbad, isn't it.
>>759666
Really! He never mentioned that.
Then again, I guess I never asked.
Is there a way that lets me talk to him? I'm no Magi, so manifestation right now is out of the question.
>>759668
Hm?
>
I don't remember wanting to use Valefor...
These stupid tails get all over the place.
>listening to the advice
>[Sin approves internally]
No.759670
>>759667
Huh?
>takes the barrel
>I know what I must do
>shaking the fuck out of it
>>759668
>nodnod
I'm already pretty good at protecting people.
No.759671
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>>759669
Why yes it is!
...you should probably stop.
No.759672
>>759670
>!
>smacks it out of his hands
Don't-
>too late
>the barrel's already producing INFINITE BIRD SEED
No.759673
>>759669
Oh? Summoning a god would be a lot of effort.
No.759674
>>759669
Valrforr?
>>759670
Stronger than you look?
No.759675
>>759671
Can't say I didn't try! But I guess things ended up pretty badly, so I'll just set sail-okay I'll stop.
>>759673
Then I'll just have put in maximum effort.
>nodnod
I learned from a friend of mine how important knowing your djinn can be. I want to thank mine if I can.
>>759674
Close enough.
Do these ears make me look like a fruit?
No.759676
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>>759672
>wait what
>starts floating above the ocean of birdseed that's forming
But you said to go wild!
>>759674
Mm-hmm! People don't expect me to hit that hard 'cause I'm small.
>hey look Kiruko
>he can fly
No.759677
>>759675
You'd need-
>A cult. For a ritual summon.
No.759678
>>759676
I said it in deadpan. Deadpan means don't take it seriously.
>braid caught on his foot
>dragged through the birdseed
This is fine.
No.759679
>>759675
>[s t a r e]
You look like fox.
>moderate desire to pet
>>759676
>man I can clear five stories in a single bound but jeez
>drowning in bird seed
One sec
>muffled KIRUKO STORM
>she just punched a sideways tornado into existence Goten
No.759680
>>759675
Good! 'Cause if ya didn't then that'd be de...de....ahhh I got nothin'!
No.759682
>>759678
...Oops. You okay?
>>759679
>cue the surprise
>which is quickly replaced by EXCITEMENT
Cooool.
No.759683
No.759684
>>759677
That does sound like a lot of work...
>ugh
Maybe I'll just find Aladdin or another Magi, it worked for Paimon.
>glances at the sword at his side
>little eight fold star imprint glowing
>>759679
Don't get any funny ideas no-
>NO NOT AGAIN
>clutching the floor with FOXNAILS
Impressive as always...
>>759680
De...sgusting?
No.759685
>>759684
That would work but disgustin' is spelled with di not de.
No.759686
>>759682
>it's still going
>jesus christ that's a lot of birdseed
>>759684
>nig you just got a normal facepunch
>this is TRUE POWAH
No.759687
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>>759682
Yeah yeah-
>oh god a tornado
>LOOKS LIKE SHUSE IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIN
No.759688
>>759684
>Raidou in Yoshi's bridal carry so he doesn't go flying
I wouldn't trust a god manifesting in full either way.
No.759689
>>759686
>just staring in amazement
>this pleases the supershota
>>759687
Uh-oh... I hope she knows how to fly.
No.759690
>>759685
They sound the exact same!
How did I even know how you were pronouncing them...
>>759686
>aaaaaaAAAAA
>half-tempted to actually use Valefor
>no not yet
You're getting birdseed-
>spits some out
Everywhere!
>>759688
How about the next best thing?
>Sin what are you thinking
No.759691
>>759689
>fist steaming from the raw force
Phew... that is taken care of.
>wind tunnel effect has blown all the seed off her too
>>759690
Is outside now.
>outside's just fucking coated in it
No.759692
>>759690
>
Uhhhh...guess y'jus' did?
>looks to his Waddle Dees
>they all just give shrugs back
No.759693
>>759690
>?
What are you talking about?
No.759694
>>759691
>watching the birds immediately flock to it
>mild desire to chase
Little warning next time, would you?
>>759692
Well that's fine I gu-what are those little marshmallow looking things.
>>759693
>star fadan on his sword
Ah. Should've known that would happen.
Valefor's lower than Baal, but he still eats magoi like a banshee. Wouldn't be able to show you what I had in mind now even if I wanted to.
No.759695
>>759691
>visibly shaking from all the HYPE he's feeling
That was awesome! I've never seen somebody make a tornado with their fist before!
No.759696
>>759694
>pout
Was choking on seeds.
>>759695
Eheheh... it was cool?
No.759697
>>759694
I see.
>We should be going.
Just a little longer?
>Can't afford it. Come on.
Another time then, Sinbad.
>off they go
No.759698
>>759694
Those're my Waddle Dees! They serve me n' only me!
>look at all those Dees
>look at 'em
No.759699
>>759696
>finger up
>coughs up one of these
Blech...
>and now she does have a fan
>Uncle Sin is pleased
>>759697
>waves off
>looks up
>tails waving too
Would you cut that out!
>>759698
>...
>going crosseyed
Is this one of those magic eye things?
No.759700
>>759696
>furious nodding
How'd you learn to do that, anyways?
No.759701
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>>759699
>jeez
It does not taste good.
>>759700
Vury much training. I did many things before porice.
>let's not get into details
No.759702
>>759699
You might be right...stay still!
>one slightly wobbles
Ah jus' said stay still!
>goes crosseyed
Not seein' anything...
No.759703
>>759701
No kidding.
That's a bit more than even Masrur can pull off.
>also listening to story time
Come oooon, that's no way to tell a story.
>>759702
That's because you're not using the right eyes.
>oh god there's an eye in his hand
Eyes for days, my bird friend.
No.759704
>>759701
Huh... I didn't think regular humans could get strong enough to do stuff like that.
No.759705
>>759703
It is not something to tell to children.
>>759704
>spiral power, baybee
People say I am nut normal, but I don't know.
No.759706
>>759703
>
PUT DAT THING AWAY! THERE'RE CHILDREN HERE!
No.759707
>>759705
I dunno, he looks like a tough kid.
>shrug
>tails swayin
>>759706
>[nyahaha]
What's the matter, you act like you've never seen an eye in a hand before!
No.759708
>>759707
Well no, but there was an eye in my stomach once...
>shudders
Nevah again.
No.759709
>>759705
Well, if not being normal means you're strong enough to keep people safe... that's a good thing, right?
No.759710
>>759707
>distracted by tails momentarily
Strong, but it maybe bad idea.
>>759709
I never said it was bad thing.
>small smile
No.759711
>>759708
Now see, that is just silly and doesn't serve any practical purpose at all.
Where are you supposed to put your food then!
>>759710
>:3c
Ah, well why didn't you just say so.
>nodnod
Whatever you say, miss policewoman.
No.759713
>>759710
My mom tells me I shouldn't show people how strong I really am or they'll get scared. But nobody here's gotten scared of me before.
>
It doesn't make sense...
No.759714
>>759711
Well uhhhh...the eye also turned into a mouth.
No.759715
>>759711
Maybe another time.
It is a long story I do not like telling.
>>759713
This is not good place to judge. People nut-a normal here.
No.759716
>>759714
Maybe it was a sign for you to pay more attention to what you eat.
Or just a horrific curse, those happen a lot too.
>>759715
Sounds like you just haven't told it enough.
But for now...
>magoi supply running out
>nekkid and Sin once more
>zzzzz
No.759717
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>>759715
Yeah, you're right.
>smile
That's what makes this place fun, too: Everybody's different!
No.759718
>>759716
I was possessed so...that probably had somethin' tah do wit' i--
N' he went to sleep.
...maybe ah'll do dat too.
>falls asleep in the recliner
No.759719
>>759716
>UH
>just flips the couch upside-down on him so it doesn't crush him while covering the nude
>>759717
Try to keep safe, even if you are strong.
No.759720
>>759719
I'll do my best.
>yawn
...I need to head back home. It's past my bedtime. See ya later!
>flies off