No.759721
>Meanwhile, in the Hall of sticky floors
No.759722
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Reminds me of the slug house.
>lighting a stogie
Paddy's Day, huh.
No.759723
>>759722
>is that a loose djinn
>there's no way it's not
>flat staaaare
No.759724
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>>759723
Little girl in the swamp. Only means one thing.
So what can you do, fireballs? Possession? Kick me through a wall?
No.759725
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>>759724
The last one. What... are you?
No.759726
>>759725
Uh... okay, that's a first. You'd think the weird feet, tail, horns and being red would give it away.
I'm Hellboy. Or Red. Whichever works.
No.759727
No.759728
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>>759726
I thought you were a Djinn, but Djinns don't exist outside of their vessels.
>curious staring continues
No.759729
>>759728
Hindu spirits, huh. Vessel's a little over my head but whatever.
No.759730
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>>759729
Like weapons. Tools of power.
No.759731
>>759730
Jeez. Pretty off-base then, kiddo. I'm not anyone's tool.
Made a pretty good point of that in the past.
>"How about door number three! It's my damn life and I'll do what I want with it!"
No.759732
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>>759731
I don't usually see anything like you. Sorry.
>um
>quick Morg what did Aladdin teach you
>tries to smile apologetically
>comes out looking a little sarcastic
No.759733
>>759732
Whatcha sorry for?
>puff
S'okay. I'm pretty used to it. Been gettin' it all day every day since '52.
No.759734
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>>759733
It's usually rude to point out appearances.
No.759735
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>>759734
If you're freaky and you know it, clap your hands.
>clap clap
It's no big deal.
No.759736
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>>759735
>Morg you can't just as someone why they're black
>takes a seat a respectable distance away
So what is a hellboy?
No.759737
>>759736
"A" Hellboy?
>beat passes
It's my name.
No.759738
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>>759737
>"What are you"
>"I'm Hellboy"
>pls do not confuse the kick
>tilts her head
I don't think I'm understanding...
No.759739
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>>759738
>kick y u gotta be from fantasyland where demons don't exist
Alright, one sec. I'm gonna need to dress up for this one.
>puts a fake handlebar mustache and beard on
>ponytail instead of topknot
>Fancy Hellboy get
"What" I am isn't important. Who I am is.
You don't ask people who look like you what they are, do you?
No.759740
>>759739
>this entertains the kick
No, because they're like me.
No.759741
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>>759740
Yeah, that figures. Don't worry too much about it, I'm just a guy, same as any other guy. Just bigger and redder.
No.759742
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>>759741
I guess you're like Drakon then... Just a man but in scary skin.
No.759743
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>>759742
Scary skin's a good way to put it.
>lolly from the trenchcoat
Want one?
No.759744
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>>759743
>flips onto her haunches
>about to pounce
>!!
>sits back down quickly
Yes please.
No.759745
>>759744
Yeesh, that's some instinct.
>flings the lollipop with normal left hand
Catch.
No.759746
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>>759745
I don't get a chance to eat sweet things.
>catches it and pops it in her mouth
I've only had some on Sindria, but I didn't spend much time there.
No.759747
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>>759746
Sindria?
>where the hell-
I've been all over the world, never heard of it.
No.759748
>>759747
The High Ki- Sin explained it to Masrur and me but I don't think either of us understood. We're... in the same world, but different?
No.759749
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>>759748
>silently counting off possible scenarios
>world merging a-la 616 and Ultimateverse which would end catastrophically
>alternate dimension
>alternate timeline
>lying?
Jeez. Hope it doesn't lead to anything I gotta punch in the face, it's Paddy's Day fer cryin' out loud.
No.759750
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>>759749
It was a very long explanation, I might have missed a lot of it.
No.759751
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>>759750
So you got me to introduce myself. Your turn.
No.759752
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>>759751
I'm Morgiana. A Fanalis.
>...
That's all I know about myself.
No.759754
>>759753
I was... taken from mama and papa when I was small. Became a slave.
>curls up in a ball
I don't remember their names or faces any more...
No.759755
>it's been so long since I've stopped walking
>trekked every mountain, swamp and cave
>but a pit stop's needed, a moment's rest
>so that I can quickly save
>
No.759756
>>759754
>rubs the back of his head
I just kind of appeared in a plume of fire and brimstone out in a church in Bromwich one day.
Got named and raised by the US Army and Professor Bruttenholm.
>>759755
Another kid? Hope that one's got some kinda weird power too.
No.759757
>>759756
>but I'm old enough to leave home
>head tilt
...just a Trainer.
No.759758
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>>759755
>is that a penguin
>it's ADORABLE
>>759756
Was it abd?
No.759759
>>759757
You don't look like a shoe to me.
>oh god he does dad jokes
Pocket monsters, right?
>>759758
Was what bad?
No.759760
>>759758
>egg moves, Aqua Ring and Agility
>...
>andyesit'sadorable
>>759759
...
>
Hee hee. I get it.
Yeah. Pokemon for short.
No.759761
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>>759759
Being raised by the army.
>>759760
That penguin... Can I pet it?
No.759762
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>>759760
Sometimes I question the old eggheads who thought it'd be a good idea to give kids the ability to own dangerous animals with godlike power.
And then I remember that the animals are too dumb to make use of it without being told to.
Guess it evens out. Try not to break space and time, 'kay?
>>759761
It was pretty boring. But they got me to like my favorite things. Pancakes, hot noodles and dogs.
I grew up to be a paranormal investigator. Gonna assume you got no clue what that is.
No.759763
>reading mail he he stole from the mailbox
"Dear friend," oh isn't that just precious, "I have an important announcement to make!"
This is already boring. Stop boring me, letter.
>trashes the letter
There we go right where you belong.
No.759764
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>>759762
A... paranormal investigator...
>...
You... investigate... normal...
>>759763
You're throwing away a letter from a friend?
No.759765
>>759761
Hmm? Oh...yes.
>scoops up the penguin, and holds it out
>Pi pi
>>759762
No, that was Cyrus. I stopped him...
>nods
I'll be careful, though. The rules say I can't have legends, anyway.
No.759766
>>759764
Ain't my friend.
I'm just sorting through this place's mail to see if anybody was dumb enough to get their income tax sent here of all places.
Not so far, but there's plenty of mail yet.
No.759767
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>>759764
Things go bump in the night, right? I bump back.
>>759765
Rules?
No.759768
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>>759765
>internally EEEEEEEEE
>externally deadpan
>extends a hand nervously
>squish
>!!!
>>759766
You're going through other people's mail? That sounds really boring.
>>759767
Like a hunter?
No.759769
>>759768
See you'd think that but the people here just...get some of the worst mail I've ever seen.
Especially those dumb enough to get their mail here of all places.
I mean come on, who does that?
No.759770
>>759767
The rules I have to follow. Only catch the first one I see in an area, I have to nickname any I catch, and I can't catch the Legendary ones.
>>759768
>the rubbery penguin keeps chirping
>sage nod
The babies are always cute. When they're fully evolved, though...very regal.
No.759771
>>759768
Yeah. Like a hunter.
>>759770
These sound self-imposed, but okay.
No.759772
>>759769
Can I see one?
>>759770
>...
>squishsquish
>>
I can't imagine it.
>>759771
Is it hard to be one?
No.759773
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>>759772
Sure knock yourself out.
>tosses a letter over
Try not to get any...paper cuts I guess.
No.759774
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>>759772
Lots of tracking, trekking, and getting knocked around.
Also a lot of supernatural nonsense, it kinda varies from "walking corpse" to "mindbreakingly horrifying Lovecraft lovechild."
Why? Thinkin' about giving it a shot?
No.759775
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>>759773
>opens it up
>it's upside down
>...
>fuck
I can't read this language.
No.759776
>>759775
You have it upside down! Turn it rightside up!
No.759777
>>759771
It's how the competition goes. And we became the BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGHions.
>>759772
I don't have Empoleon here. But...
>plucks a little ball off of her belt
>cr-crck
>
No.759778
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>>759777
>thaaaaat's a giant slobbering hammerhead sharkdragon
Cenation reaches as far as Japan, huh?
No.759779
>>759774
Masrur tells me the best way to get stronger is to find strong opponents.
>>759776
>!
>turns it over
>...
I still can't read this.
>>759777
>holyfuckingshit
>backflips off the couch
>in a fighting stance
No.759780
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>sitting on the still upside-down couch cleaning her tonfa blades
Humidity is bad for steel...
No.759781
>>759778
That's...not...what I meant.
>ch-am-peen?
>cham-ch-brrrrrrrappledough
>I'm so confused
We became the national...winners.
>>759779
>unfazed by the jet shark
You don't need to be afraid. He's a good Pokemon.
>
Oh~
No.759782
>>759779
What do you mean you can't read it?
I knew the education system was bad but sheesh.
Alright let me read it.
>grabs the letter
"Dear Legion of Doom, this letter comes enclosed with a check for...A MILLION DOLLARS?!"
Hot dog, I'm gonna be rich! RIIIIIIIIIIICH!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!
No.759783
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>>759779
It isn't about the fighting. S'about keeping people safe.
But hey, knock yourself out.
>>759781
It was a joke. Verbal magic in the dome, s'a tongue twister.
>>759782
Kid isn't exactly "from here" if you dig the meaning.
No.759784
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>>759781
>completely grossed and freaked out
W-what?!
>>759782
>there's something on the back
>it says "KICK THIS SUCKER"
>it's a shame good thing she can't read it
There's something on the back.
>>759783
That's why I want to be stronger. Alibaba and Aladdin rely on me.
No.759785
>>759783
Ohhhhh an illegal alien, right I gotcha.
Can't afford education.
>shakes his head
What a shame...
>>759784
Not now, I need to see the check!
>looks at it
>it expired yesterday
...wha...what?
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
>looks into an envelope
>finds a picture of Sonic laughing
OHHHHHHHH I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
No.759786
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>>759784
>points at the jet dragon
If you get freaked out by me and that, you wouldn't be able to handle a night as a paranormal investigator.
Gotta work on your nerve, kiddo.
>>759785
Little further than that.
>looking outside for Trump
Christ. Never thought I'd have a day where I'm actually worried.
No.759787
>>759783
It sure feels twisted...
>smacks her gummy lips
...who are you?
>>759784
He's my partner.
>Chomp's tail scoops her up
>scrambles up his back
We work together, and spar with others.
>
No.759788
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>>759785
>...
You were outwitted by a rodent?
>>759786
Beasts like this appearing out of nowhere isn't something I'm used to.
>>759787
How did you tame such a beast?
No.759789
>>759786
Ohhhhh now I get it, alternate dimension thing or whatever?
And what are you so worried about?
>>759788
He's no ordinary rodent, he's...he's a really fast rodent!
...that doesn't sound any better does it?
No.759790
>>759787
Call me Red.
>>759788
Happens all the time.
>>759789
Trump's got some weird deportation magic or whatever, it ejects everyone not born in this country back to where they came from.
You know how much of a bitch that is?
No.759791
>>759788
Found him when he was a baby. He was a lot chubbier back then...
>Chomp looks back and closes his jaw around her head gently
>squeeze squeeze
Don't be so sensitive
>>759790
>Red
>fond smile
That's two Reds I know. I'm Dawn.
No.759792
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>>759789
It's okay. It's hard to catch a small creature when you're big.
>>759790
I'm not as well trained as I'd like to be.
>i just need to kick more things
No.759793
>>759790
That sounds highly unfortunate, I supposed it's a good thing where I come from is vague and indiscriminate.
>>759792
But I capture small creatures all the time!
No.759794
>>759791
Yeah?
>>759792
You'll get the hang of it.
>>759793
Won't matter.
No.759795
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>>759791
>im used to kicking beasts in half
>not this
And its... not hurting you.
>>759793
That sounds rather nasty.
>>759794
How dangerous is the paranormal?
No.759796
No.759797
>>759794
Huh, well I think that vague and discriminate place is located somewhere here In America so I think I'm still fine.
>>759795
Well yeah, that's kinda in the job description.
I capture them, then convert them into robots.
It's what I do.
No.759798
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>>759795
>remembering Daryl
>
They range from harmless to "existence threatening."
>>759797
Pretty sure checkered floorland ain't the good ol' US of A.
No.759799
>>759794
Yes. I traveled with him for awhile.
>wherever he is
>I hope he's happy
>>759795
>turns to her
>her head is still in the dragon's mouth
Why would you think that. He's just playing.
No.759800
>>759799
>MEANWHILE ON MT. SILVER
>it's cold
>I should have a jacket
>that stupid backwards cap kid's going to bother me again
>aaaaa
>why have you forsaken me Lord Helix
>did I not praise All Terrain Venomoth enough
No.759801
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>>759797
I think you need a new hobby.
>>759798
I'll need to be as strong as Sin before I can do that. I've got a long way to go.
>>759799
That kind of playing would get me killed.
No.759802
>>759799
Kids globetrotting, must be nice.
>>759801
Sin?
No.759803
>>759798
I'm not from there, though! I just invade it!
...Sonic's from there, however.
>>759801
I do not!
I won't rest until the world is in the palm of my hand! Or at least South Island.
Gotta start out small!
No.759804
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>>759800
>I feel like
>I
>should have given him my scarf
>>759801
When you become a Trainer, you trust your Pokemon no matter what.
>dropped back onto the ground delicately
>her head is released, dripping with dragon slobber
Training isn't for everyone, though...
>>759802
Do you not get to travel much...?
No.759805
>>759802
Um...
>he said to keep it a secret
>aaaaaaa
>nods
Sin. That's his name.
>nervous fidget
>>759803
An aspiring conquerer should always set his sights high.
>>759804
It's okay. I never liked beasts that much around anyway.
>takes a last cautious glance and chomp
>backflips out
No.759806
>>759803
You guys get all kinds of weird retcons.
>>759804
Used to globetrot too.
>>759805
>did you know
>Hellboy is a living lie detector
Half-truth, huh.
TThere she goes.
No.759807
>>759805
Every conquerer starts somewhere!
>>759806
Yeeeeaaaaah so it's hard to keep track of things because of that.
So I try not to!
No.759808
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>>759804
>bored
>bored
>bored
>screw it
>backwards hat kid can wait for me this time
>CHARIZARD used FLY!
>ETA: nigh-immediate
>fuggin pogeymons and not in realtime
No.759809
>>759805
>wow okay rude
>>759808
>peers up into the sky
>squints, holding a hand to her forehead
>is that...?
No.759810
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>>759809
>
>Red no that won't help you see better from way up there
No.759811
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>759809
>>759810
>
>and it's getting louder
No.759812
>>759810
>>759811
>turboshark bristles in excitement
>even Dawn's robotic expression bightens
>waves from all the way down theeeeere
No.759813
>>759812
>that's my kouhai
>swoopan down
You got all depressed.
No.759814
>>759813
Depressed?
>...
>maybe a bit
Just looking for my next destination. I've been to all the regions.
>except Kalos
>we don't talk about Kalos
No.759816
>there are kids here
>with giant monsters
This is fine.
No.759817
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>Mariachi didn't go so well.
>Need to try something new.
>This'll work.
No.759818
>peering up through the new hole in the ceiling
Ehh... it will fix itself.
>pushing debris outside
No.759819
>>759817
Ah.. you are disguising?
No.759820
>>759819
>throws everything off
I was.
Just seeing if it'd work.
It didn't.
No.759821
>>759820
Ah! Is nut your fault! I am vury good at uncovering disguises!
>also the eyepatch and hair gave it away
No.759822
>>759820
Are you going away, mister Jack?
No.759823
>>759821
Ahhh maybe I'll try it another time!
>>759822
Not right now and if I do it won't be for long but I'm thinking about it.
No.759824
>>759823
Oh.
What is the disguise for?
No.759825
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>>759823
Phew. I donut want you to be upset.
No.759826
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>>759824
Just seeing if it'd work, might have to get a replacement eye for full effect.
Or buy a pair of sunglasses.
>>759825
It'd take a whole lot more to upset me than just that.
No.759827
>>759826
Oh.
I just wear this. People do not think much of maids.
No.759828
>>759826
I am relie... reriv-
>guh
happy to hearing that.
No.759829
>>759827
I normally just wear a suit with a different jaw but...I was thinking something more casual might suit me sometimes.
>>759828
Good, because if I got upset, you'd get upset, and then we'd all be upset.
Can't have that.
No.759830
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>>759829
>leaning on her China Lake
Miss Balalaika has me very busy lately. I almost have no time to stop by anymore.
No.759831
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>>759829
Like-
>terrorism
Duminos!
No.759832
>>759830
Well it's still nice to see you when you're able to.
>>759831
Like dominoes, yeah.
It's hard to control once it gets out of hand so...it's best to not let it do that.
No.759833
>>759832
I will make more of an effort to appear, just in case.
No.759834
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>>759832
I saw children here with giant munsters! And a flying boy. Childrens are many powerful now...
No.759835
>>759833
And I'll be here too. At least until I can figure out how the hell to get to where I'm going.
Then I'll be gone for like...maybe a day or so.
>>759834
Expect to see many children who are more powerful than they should be here.
It's a recurring trend.
No.759838
>>759836
Only for a day.
And that's if I can figure out how to get there.
It's a real headache.
>>759837
I mean I guess it's better than the average child coming here but I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it.
No.759839
>>759838
If they are not needing protecting, then it is good.
No.759840
>>759838
I will wish you luck then.
No.759841
>>759839
I'd rather they just not come at all but yeah, that's good.
>>759840
Thanks, I'll need it.
I don't even know how to get to parallel worlds but I'm gonna try!
No.759842
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>>759841
If it can't be stopped then we will just have to put up with it.
No.759843
>>759842
I suppose. Kids will be kids after all.
Can't stop 'em from coming if they really want to.
No.759844
>>759841
>uh
I won't be of any help.
No.759845
>>759843
I will purotect them if they need it.
No.759846
>>759844
I assumed as much. Even Dok says that travelling between worlds is absolutely ludicrous so...that's already a problem.
If Dok can't then I'm not sure where to turn to.
>>759845
As will I, any chance to protect the weak I'll take.
No.759847
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>>759846
Maybe teacher knows.
No.759848
>>759846
Until then, is break time.
>coffee and donuts go
No.759849
>>759847
Yeah the blue haired guy.
He's all into that magic stuff I know nothing about, he might be able to help.
>>759848
...this place has donuts?
No.759850
>>759849
I do.
>cleavage dimension son!
>it increases expansiveness in response to physical convenience
No.759851
>>759849
I do not know when he will be around.
No.759852
>>759850
May I have one?
>>759851
Well I guess I just have to play the waiting game until then.
Either for him or for somebody else who's good with this stuff shows up.
No.759853
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>>759852
>reaching into her cleavage
>out comes a donut
Yus.
No.759854
>>759852
He is the only one I know.
No.759855
>>759853
>takes a bite
Thanks.
>>759854
I don't know too many people how are into it myself so...I guess this is my best bet.
Let's hope it works.
No.759856
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>>759855
I did-a-nut think you had to eat.
No.759857
>>759855
What if you get stuck?!
No.759858
>>759856
I don't have to but that doesn't mean I don't like to.
>>759857
...then I guess I get stuck.
I'll find a way back, I always do. No matter what.
No.759859
>>759858
>??
Where does it go?
No.759860
>>759858
>aaaaa
Promise to come back safe!
No.759861
>>759859
I have an artificial stomach I think, I'm not too clear on the details.
Don't really want to be clear on them either.
>>759860
I will, don't worry about me.
I'm going to need a better disguise than either of the ones I've tried, though.
Something tells me what I normally wear won't allow me to blend in.
No.759862
>>759861
Maybe something less... normal?
No.759864
>>759862
I think something medieval-looking will work.
From what I know, anyway.
>>759863
It's best to not ask questions I find.
No.759865
>cleaning an assault rifle
No.759866
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>>759864
Maybe you are right...
>>759865
>waitasec
>I recognize that arm
No.759867
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>>759864
Good luck then! I should get going.
>darts off
No.759868
>>759865
Hey Buck.
>>759866
Asking questions is always a sore idea here. I've often found myself awake at night wondering about a lot of things here.
>>759867
See you later.
No.759869
>>759866
>arm?
>what arm?
>nothing to see here folks
>Winter Soldier?
>never heard of him
Uh...
>>759868
Hey, Raiden. How've you been?
No.759871
>>759870
I know the feeling. What's bothering you?
No.759872
>>759871
I've got to find my way to a parallel world to spend my time with my girlfriend.
Know anybody who's an...expert in that field?
No.759873
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>haha housework
>>759868
I understand. Many strange things happen.
>>759869
>blink
>OH NO I WAS CAUGHT STARING
Err...
No.759874
It's that time again, America!
No.759875
>>759872
You could try asking Dr. Strange. He could probably create some kind of magic portal for you.
>>759873
>uh
Don't worry about it. I'm used to people focusing on the arm.
>>759874
>I'm detecting a patriot
>but I'm also detecting an idiot
>oh boy
...Time for what?
No.759876
>>759873
I just...try not to.
It's hard not to, but I try.
>>759875
Whoooooooo...?
No.759877
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No.759878
>Oi, so what are we doing again?
Why, we're simply delivering an age-old holiday tradition on the unsuspecting masses, of course!
>You mean we're gonna pinch people? Sweet!
Pinch to the extreme! With your speed and my...uh...
>Brain?
No, that doesn't sound right.
No.759879
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>>759874
>oh no
>>759875
I know you.
>>759876
I will also be trying.
No.759880
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>>759875
You hear that? Every single time, they do the work for me. I love these guys!
>crowd cheers
It's time make America great again!
You look like a responsible young man, how'd you like a nice hat?
>>759877
Back again, eh?
Don't make me activate my Trump Card, Armstrong.
No.759881
>>759878
>peeks up over the couch
You two stay far away.
No.759882
>>759880
I'll try not to, but I can't guarantee anything!
No.759883
>>759876
Doctor Strange. He's one of the most powerful sorcerers there is.
>>759879
>blink
Have we... met before?
>>759880
Uh... sure, why not?
No.759884
>>759879
Good luck, like I said sometimes you want to ask but you really shouldn't.
>>759883
Do you know where I can find this Doctor Strange?
No.759885
>>759883
Years ago, on a battlefield.
>can you see what she means, Buck
>>759884
I do not think it is important anymore.
No.759886
>>759879
>OH YEAH
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
A DAMN DIRTY ANIME
>>759882
Look, you want all the anime and foreigners out too, don't you? Make America dependent on its own internal strength, don't you?
Then punch a woman!
>>759883
That's a good kid.
>snaps
>hat cannon go
No.759887
>>759881
Why, there's no green on you, laddie buck!
>You wouldn't wanna make the leprechauns mad or something, would ya?
Would you?
>Would you?
No.759888
>>759884
If I remember right, he lives over in Greenwich Village in New York City. Calls his place the "Sanctum Sanctorum."
>>759885
>oh
>oh
...For what it's worth, I'm sorry for the things I did back then.
>>759886
>catches the hat with his robo-arm
>looks at it
Don't really see why we need to make America great again. If you ask me, it was always great.
No.759889
>>759886
I'll admit they need to go, but there must be a better way to sort out the ones we can use for our benefit!
For the benefit of America!
No.759890
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>>759886
Ahh, crap. He's gonna do it again.
No.759891
>>759885
If you say so, I still have trouble trying not to think about things.
Maybe because I don't talk about them.
>>759888
Hm, with a name like that I don't think it'll be hard to find either.
No.759892
>>759887
Why don't you go bother an actual Irishman that isn't in the spirit of things? Like Lancer?
>holds up his hands
>bandaged
My holiday festivities were put on hold already when I found out everyone in my house is a complete killjoy.
No.759893
>>759886
AAAAA BAD HAIR!
>>759888
Two battlefield ghosts, together again.
You are different.
>>759891
Then maybe we should change subaject?
No.759894
>>759888
Are you swerving me? You gotta be swerving me.
Listen to this guy try to swerve me!
Look around, tough guy! Tell me there can't be improvements around here!
>points to the old dusty Subway outlet everyone forgot about
Look at that, a poor company put out of business!
>>759889
Ha! Why don't take your head out of your keister and look at Europe!
Germany, Sweden, they're all overrun with these damn immigrants, and they're trickin' themselves into liking it!
>>759890
Huh?
>throws an arm around Hellboy
>sort of
A Native American! My favorite kind!
No.759895
>>759892
Sorry friendo, it's nothing personal.
>It's not?
Well ok sometimes we just want to pinch you in your perfect teeth.
>Sorry Saber, but green's our friend.
No.759896
>>759891
Just be prepared for the place to be a lot bigger on the inside. Magic's weird like that.
>>759893
Yeah... I'm not... I'm not being brainwashed anymore.
>>759894
Well, their spokesperson was also a pedophile, so...
No.759897
>>759894
Jeez... knock the wall crap off willya? This place was founded by immigrants y'know.
>>759892
Shoulda tied a clover on you.
>lifts his tail
>four leaf clover tied to the end
No.759898
>>759894
Think back to Washington's days, Trump!
We allowed every foreigner who was a benefit! Those who served us!
Those who helped free this country and helped fight the British! Know what we did to them after that? We forgot about 'em until the next war!
No.759899
>>759896
I already know magic is weird.
>>759893
To what?
No.759900
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>>759896
Burain-a-washed?
>>759899
I do-not-a know. I am feeling unacomfortabur.
No.759901
>>759895
So was I.
>shing
>>759897
But then that would throw off my blue and silver color scheme, no?
I think staying true to my stuffy and oppressive English history works well enough here.
That and marker doesn't stay on my armor well.
No.759902
>>759896
Big deal! The common man should get to have a sandwich when they damn well feel like it, shouldn't they?
>>759897
AMERICAN IMMIGRANTS
OH BUT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, MISTER RESERVATION
>>759898
YOU'RE TELLING ME THOSE WETBACKS ARE HELPING THE COUNTRY? GET OUDDAHERE.
THEY JUST WANT TO FLEECE THE SYSTEM AND COZY UP TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING DAY AND NIGHT TO KEEP THEIR OWN FREEDOM SAFE
WASHINGTON WOULD BE SICK RIGHT NOW IF HE WASN'T DEAD
No.759903
>>759899
Fair enough.
>
Oh, just another heads-up: Strange tends to practice his magic skills in his underwear.
>>759900
Yeah.... I was forced into following orders. I wouldn't have done... whatever it was I did last time you saw me otherwise.
>>759902
>squiiint
Are you listening to yourself right now?
No.759904
>>759901
Don't say we didn't warn you!
>invisibru Hood
>speedan Ach
>let the pinchening begin
No.759905
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>>759902
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WASHINGTON WOULD WANT! THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVED IN!
AND IF IT DIES, I'LL BE DAMNED IF IT WON'T DIE DOING THE SAME!
IF THOSE FOREIGNERS CAN MAKE IT THROUGH WITH BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS THEY'VE EARNED THEIR PLACE HERE IN THE ONCE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH AND IF THEY GET CAUGHT? THEN THEY'VE EARNED THEIR DEPORTATION THROUGH FAILURE!
THE STRONG THRIVE AND THE WEAK ARE SHUNNED THAT'S WHAT WASHINGTON BELIEVED!
No.759906
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>>759900
What's making you feel that?
>>759903
...of course he does.
Why are magic users so eccentric?
No.759907
>>759901
You have no chill, y'know that?
>>759902
What a headache from a blowhard.
No.759908
>>759903
THAT'S THE DAMN PROBLEM WITH YOU LITTLE SNOTS, I'M THE ONLY ONE LISTENING TO ME. I LISTEN TO ME ALL THE TIME!
YOU LIBERALS'LL BLEED THIS COUNTRY DRY WITH YOUR STUPID BLEEDING HEARTS
>>759905
THAT'S...
THAT'S
That's not the worst idea I ever heard. Glad I thought of it first, huh.
But we're gonna have to get em all rounded up into a big arena if this is gonna work. Like uh, Mad Max or somethin'.
>>759907
YOU'RE ASKING TO GO BACK, BUSTER
No.759909
>>759903
>guh
You did not do very much, Phantom very good at job.
>>759906
It is the past, that is all.
No.759910
>>759904
>blink
>thanks magic armor for blocking most everything
>...no wait no there it is
>>759907
So I've been told.
>parrying pinchbros
No.759911
>>759908
See? Now isn't that better?
Don't build a wall, build an arena! A place where people can earn their freedom by fighting!
And if they don't want to fight? Then I guess they don't want their freedom! They can always escape and if they manage that, which I doubt they will, then they earned it.
They wanted their freedom omelette so much they were willing to break a few eggs to do so...
>wipes a tear from his eye
No.759912
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>>759906
>shrug
If magic's weird, it'd make sense for the people who use it to be weird.
>>759908
>scowl
>you feel that, Trump?
>you just activated Bucky's hidden SALT
Listen, punk. I was out fighting Nazis before I was even legally an adult. Don't tell me I'm going to bleed the country dry.
>>759909
Still feel like I should apologize either way. It's the right thing to do.
No.759913
>>759909
The past, huh?
Well the past is just what it says...the past.
You can't change it, but you can change your future.
>>759912
I guess but I'm still not entirely trusting of it.
No.759914
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>>759908
Get back on your jumbo jet and buzz off, Drumpf.
>>759910
You're supposed to be the fun one right? Christ.
No.759915
>>759911
You got a point there, Armstrong. But I need the time to build this arena!
No, we'll build a moat. It's like a wall that you can fight in. Anybody who can make it to the other side alive I'll just have to man up and admit is worthy of being an American.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE KINDA GUY I AM
>cheering crowds
I'm putting you in charge of digging this thing, can't trust any outsourced labor crap for a real American Gladiator type thing.
>>759912
OH LISTEN TO THE BIG GUY HERE.
WAAAAH, I FOUGHT NAZIS, BUT WHAT HAS THE GOVERNMENT DONE FOR ME LATELY, FRIGGIN 60 YEARS LATER
GO HOME, WHY DON'T YOU
No.759916
>>759912
My name is Kiruko, you are not Winter Soldier.
Who you are?
>>759913
Already doing that.
No.759917
>>759914
>?
>slappan Hood around with the flat of KARIBAH
Am I not doing a good job as the funny great-great-great-
>blink
Well you get the idea.
No.759918
>>759915
A moat? That's perfect. We'll fill it with the deadliest sharks we can possible find, maybe even crocs and alligators too!
And trust me, I have just the man for the job. He's a warhero and a real patriot you see. Has the right equipment too.
No.759919
>>759913
It's magic. Nobody trusts it completely.
>>759915
I am home, Trump. You're looking at a natural-born citizen.
>crosses his arms
Hellboy's got a point. This country was founded by immigrants. Hell, even Captain America's parents were immigrants. And Cap didn't get turned into a human popsicle just so he could wake up one day and listen to you spout your bullshit.
>SHOTS FIRED!
>SHOTS FIRED!
>>759916
You can just call me Bucky.
>smile
Nice to meet you, Kiruko.
No.759920
>>759916
Then that's all you can do.
One day you'll forget about the distant past when the future you built up to is your past.
Though you'll always carry the memories of the bad...the good will eventually shine through once you get it there.
>>759919
I sure don't but it's not like I have many options.
No.759921
>>759914
KEEP IT COMING, RED MAN.
YOU'LL THINK OF A GOOD POINT SOON
>>759918
Throw a couple of my old accountants in there too, plenty rabid.
A real patriot for a real construction job, anybody else got a half-chub?
>>759919
Proud immigrants! White immigrants!
This trend of these guys coming here to pop out a baby so they can claim insurance and whatever is OUT OF LINE
HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M ATTACKING SOMEBODY LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA. THAT GUY KNOWS HOW TO GET THINGS DONE
No.759922
>>759921
You got it! And oh yes, the only thing he'll ask of you is that the war economy gets jumpstarted again.
Which I'm sure'll be easy.
No.759923
>>759917
It's Paddy's Day and you're not in green.
>Right Hand of Doom up
Time to pay the piper, gramps. S'tradition.
No.759924
>>759923
>[sweating]
You uh, wouldn't happen to want to share that clover with an old man like me, would you?
No.759925
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>>759921
That's it!
>temper: lost
>HB's notorious for being bullheaded
>P A W N C H
>>759924
>ohoho
'mere.
No.759926
>>759920
There's probably another way to do it, but I figure asking the Sorcerer Supreme is a good way to go.
>>759921
You think I don't know that? The government trained me specifically to be his partner during the war. That whole story about me becoming his sidekick because I wandered around and caught him without his mask on was just propaganda to get more teenagers involved in the war effort.
>rolls his eyes
Cap would make a better President than you, that's for sure.
>Bucky has lost his cool
>if you find it, please return it to him
No.759927
>>759922
>that the war economy gets jumpstarted again
ARE YOU INSANE?!
Don't answer that, I already know the answer.
What makes you think I'm going to allow that to happen?!
>>759926
This is the best option I have so I'm gonna take it.
No.759928
>>759922
Yeah ok, but I gotta couple plans for that.
One, we're getting the hell out of Israel and Palestine. That's not our war, and those boys aren't our boys.
Now, I've been hearing some good things about this Star Wars thing Reagan turned down-
>>759925
>and punched
>tfw no ZA WARRU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>LOOKS LIKE TRUMP'S GETTING PUNCHED BY A DEMON AGAAAAAIN
>>759926
>I'm sure that was a really great speech
>but the God Emperor has left the building
>by way of FISTS
No.759929
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>why do I feel like I missed something
>something I should be happy about missing
No.759930
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>>759927
Well... I'm glad I could help.
>>759928
>If that guy gets elected, I might have to pull off a political assassination.
>deep breath
...Been a long time since I've gotten that worked up.
No.759931
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>>759925
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
Does it matter if I was already pinched many, many times already?
No.759932
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>>759927
C'mon Jack, you're gonna be running away to some fantasy world that probably doesn't exist.
You can't just run, Jack! Not if you want to keep "defending the weak."
So it's either stay and fight, or go and run away to some pansy-ass magic realm!
What's your choice, Jack?
>>759928
There he goes, now I can drop all pretenses.
>gets on a walky-talky
Sundowner, this is the Senator!
Get RAY fully functional as soon as possible!
We've got construction work to do.
No.759933
>>759926
Guess that's that.
>>759931
Not by me. It's just a little pinch, man up!
>cheeky smile
>right hand making audible stone rubbing sounds
No.759934
>>759929
Hey Pred.
>>759932
>sigh
You're really gonna make me choose aren't you?
>>759930
Might have to put that on hold, on account of having to do my own bit of political assassination.
No.759935
>>759933
>that is a very big hand
Just like getting a shot, hm?
>arm out
>cheek returned
Fire away, whippersnapper.
No.759936
>>759927
>This is Big Boss, I have a request for you, Raiden.
>I heard everything. Assassinate them when they're at the peak of their goal. I plan to handle Trump personally.
No.759937
>>759933
Yeah...
>nervous laugh
Sorry you had to see me act like that.
>>759934
You know how to handle Armstrong better than I would.
>thumbs up
Go get 'em.
No.759938
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>>759934
>hello Jack
>how is your evening?
No.759939
>>759935
>pinch
>that
>is really gonna smart
There. That wasn't so bad, now was it?
No.759940
>>759934
You're gonna make the right choice, Jack.
The choice that depends on others instead of just you.
>arm goes around his shoulder
Right?
No.759941
>>759936
No can do Boss, I'm taking Armstrong out now before this goes any farther. But not in a way like you might think.
I'll worry about Sundowner later, not like he can pose a big threat.
>>759937
I'm the only one who can handle him, I'll take care of this quick and easily.
>>759938
It's a mess.
>>759940
...what if I don't?
Then what are you gonna do?
No.759942
>>759939
>ow
>ow ow ow ow ow
>
>uh oh
No.759943
>>759941
>I see. I'm sorry, son. But I've got my own goals.
>Over.
>codec call ended
No.759944
>>759941
Alright. People are counting on you, soldier.
>aw jeez now I sound like Steve
No.759945
>>759941
>
You wouldn't just go and...abandon everything you stand for, would you?
What about you continuing on what I started? We're kindred spirits, you're going to prove yourself stronger than me in a fight that'll test our mettle!
The greatest fight of our lives...again!
No.759946
>>759942
>blink
Uh.
>>759937
I lost my cool too, s'no big deal.
No.759947
>>759941
>sounds like it
>well I'm not going to get involved in it
No.759948
>>759946
>
There...I paid my dues for not wearing green.
No.759949
>>759943
I've got my own goals too, Boss.
Time to carve my own path.
Talk to later, Raiden out.
>>759944
Trust me, I've got this.
>>759947
That's for the best, I'll be free in a minute.
>>759945
Sorry Armstrong, but...I don't think fighting's in my blood anymore.
If you want a challenge out of this, you'll have to go looking somewhere else. I'm not gonna give you one.
No.759950
>>759948
>
Yeah okay I'm just gonna ask: why are you a girl now.
No.759952
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>>759950
Is it unfitting?
>wipe wipe the tears away
It...happens when I'm under a lot of stress. I would thank you not to mention it.
No.759953
>>759946
Yeah... I guess I can't get rid of my temper, no matter how hard I try.
>>759949
>nod
>BUCKY BELIEVES IN YOU, JACK
No.759954
>>759949
Quit kiddin' around, I know that as soon as I do it, you're gonna turn around and fight for what you believe in!
You're gonna fight me and you're gonna like it you son of a bitch!
>throws a punch
No.759955
>>759952
So you just... turn into a little girl.
And this happens every time you get stressed out.
I thought being big and red all the time was weird for other people.
>>759953
No point in doing that. Best guys like us can do is work with our tempers.
No.759956
>>759955
>not that weird to me
>human's faces are weird to me
No.759957
>>759951
Trust me, I won't have to even lift a finger to finish this fight.
>>759953
>thumbs up back
I won't let you down!
>>759954
>ducks beneath his punch
>pulls out a good book
>starts reading
I told you Armstrong, I'm done.
Nothing you can say can convince me otherwise.
No.759958
>>759957
>with the power of reading?
No.759959
>>759955
I am not a little girl!
>pout
My legend is mutable and...open to interpretation, it's why I change so much.
This will wear off in an hour or so.
>rubbing her arm
No.759960
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>>759955
I'm still being too hard on myself, huh?
>>759957
>watching him troll the fuck out of Armstrong
>internally amused
No.759961
>>759957
>starting to get angry
This isn't funny anymore, motherfucker!
>grabs the book
>tears it to shreds
You and me, man to man!
>bumps his chest
Come on, fight like you mean it!
No.759962
File: 1458254520776.jpg (48.66 KB, 500x601, 500:601, tumblr_nfemf8Q41f1r89a2ho1….jpg)
>>759956
You also got a case of vagina dentata mouth going on so I mean it's not like you could judge.
Us freaks, y'know.
>>759959
You're like five feet.
>using his tail to measure her
Man it sucks I didn't inherit that.
...Eh. I earned acceptance by society anyways. Guess now it doesn't matter.
No.759963
>>759958
Partially.
>>759960
>inaction truly is the best kind of action
>>759961
>yawn
Eh.
>lays on the couch
>turns on the television
No.759964
>>759962
>I look like the rest of my race
>to me our faces are normal
>it's the hunk of flesh over the human's teeth I don't get
>or there pointy noses that don't pick up sent
>>759963
>I must learn more
No.759965
File: 1458254743217.gif (340.88 KB, 250x369, 250:369, LOOK HOW FUCKING MAD HE IS.gif)
>>759963
>grabs the television
>tosses it out the window
>veins start popping out of his forehead
Now what're you gonna do big shot?!
You don't have books or television to distract you!
No.759966
>>759962
>o-oh
I never had any children that lived for very long aside from Mordred.
>internally wondering what banchoudaughter does in her spare time
No.759967
>>759964
Just watch and learn.
>>759965
>shrug
>turns over to face the couch inwards
No.759968
File: 1458254916421.png (204.65 KB, 697x657, 697:657, Don't worry, I know what I….png)
>>759963
>remember kids
>if you try hard enough, you can solve all your problems by doing absolutely nothing!
No.759969
>>759964
Lemme just get my pocket book for this.
>flipping through a palm sized leatherbound journal
>all that's written on the page is "ur a faget"
Okay that wasn't helpful. Whatever.
You uh, you realize we're the weird ones right? Our "normal" doesn't matter.
We're the minority.
>>759966
Well I mean I got killed by a dragon after getting kidnapped by mermaids, so... your family tree's track record ain't lookin' so hot.
No.759970
>>759967
>nanomachine filled veins start throbbing
>tosses the couch with him on it
DO SOMETHING!
ANYTHING!
No.759971
>>759969
>yes me not being from this world and you being from......wherever you came from
>>759967
>I am watching
No.759972
File: 1458255212962.jpg (146.21 KB, 850x538, 425:269, sample-668ee6126ae189b22c2….jpg)
>>759969
>descendant was killed
>ALL MY FAULT?
I tried to do my best to do right.
No.759973
>>759971
Keep doing so.
>>759968
>that's the American way!
>>759970
>rolls out from under the couch
>stares blankly at the ceiling while still lying down
No.759974
>>759971
It's in my name. Though I guess you wouldn't really know about it.
Don't worry about it.
>>759972
Uh... what?
No.759975
File: 1458255403970.jpg (146.64 KB, 850x606, 425:303, sample-4d3f2286fe32c82dd83….jpg)
>>759974
>??
I didn't understand the point of that story.
>scuffs a shoe
No.759976
>>759974
>vary well
>>759973
>I am, your mastery of Zen is amazing
No.759977
File: 1458255468239.jpg (77.92 KB, 346x996, 173:498, tumblr_ngq7ieqNaM1sk59o3o1….jpg)
>>759975
Maybe biting the dust early's in the blood.
No.759978
>>759973
>stomps his foot
>everything around Armstrong explodes
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
>stomps on Raiden's stomach
No.759979
>>759977
But you are alive now, aren't you?
I'm...sorry for causing your life to be like that.
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN KING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.759980
File: 1458255638359.jpg (141.72 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 0f8df10e9aff053cd1300e61dc….jpg)
>>759979
Well yeah. I'm king of Hell now that Lucifer's gone to his new Creation.
I can just kinda... come and go whenever I want.
No.759981
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>>759980
>!!!
Hell!?
>tearing up
No.759982
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>>759976
It's not normally something I excel at but I really don't feel like fighting this asshole again.
>>759978
>still not moving
>just kinda takes it
No.759983
>>759981
Look don't make a big deal out of it, it doesn't really mean anything.
No.759984
>>759982
>I feel as if I too can hit this level of zen
No.759985
>>759982
>[inarticulate yelling]
>continues stomping until
URGHK
>clutches his chest
>falls over
No.759986
File: 1458255926215.jpg (540.51 KB, 800x1137, 800:1137, 449c9169576b29ead0cdcc0749….jpg)
>>759983
But...
>frown
Doesn't that make you S...Sa...
>puts two fingers up to her head
>simulated horns
>sad cheiba
No.759988
>>759986
>you fucking what
I file'em down.
I'm just me. I don't believe in all that jazz that goes with the whole flaming crown.
>>759987
Scram, pipsqueak.
No.759989
>>759984
You can try, anyway.
>>759985
...is he down?
Good, now I can let it out.
>deep breath in
>[screams externally]
No.759990
File: 1458256163700.jpg (613.84 KB, 786x1280, 393:640, 72acfb569274e54b9525c33360….jpg)
>>759987
>:C
>>759988
>this lip hasn't stopped tremblan
>she no believe you, chillun
No.759991
>>759989
>never mind
>that scream has destroyed my zen
No.759992
>>759991
In hindsight...I should've had pain inhibitors on...
No.759993
>>759990
>just kinda
>grows his horns out
>flaming crown floating between them
See this? It's about as important to who I am as some individual nameless goon you probably trampled on your way to being king.
It. Doesn't. Matter.
>snaps the horns off
No.759994
>>759988
>>759990
>Oh don't worry
>It's not about me you should be worried about
No.759995
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>>759992
>are you going to be okay
No.759996
>>759993
>>
I didn't mean to...
>gkkt
I don't think I know who you're supposed to be very well either.
>>759994
>um
No.759997
File: 1458256530843.png (226.42 KB, 584x284, 146:71, Raiden is really feelin' i….png)
>>759995
I've survived worse, I think I'll live...
No.759999
>>759997
>did you need assistance?
No.760000
File: 1458256631644.jpg (141.72 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 0f8df10e9aff053cd1300e61dc….jpg)
>>759994
Now that's ominous.
>>759996
Not Satan, that's who. I'm just a guy. A big, red guy.
>>759998
Gross.
No.760001
>>759999
Like I said, I'll be fine.
>gets up
That's one thing off of the to-do list.
No.760003
>>760001
>so what's next on this list?
No.760004
>>759998
>I KNEW IT
>I KNEW IT AND IT STILL SURPRISED ME
K-King of Heroes, must you do this every time!
Didn't you get enough...me when you gave up your youth Noble Phantasm!
>>760000
A big red guy...I think I can handle that.
>nodnod
No.760005
>>760003
Find this Doctor Strange guy so I can get to another dimension.
After that, I need to kill Sundowner.
No.760006
>>760002
>takes a crumpled up $20 from his jacket
>hands it to Bane
Perfect setup.
>>760004
We all appreciate it.
>Baby Ruth go
>om
No.760007
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>>760005
>a strange doctor you say?
No.760008
>>760007
You know anything about it?
No.760009
>>760006
>chocolate
>oooooooooooooo
>Saber no say something grandfather...motherly
Do you have any more?
>damn it
No.760010
>>760000
>You've been stab-rained once, wanna do it again?
>Oh whatever because I got SABEEEER
>>760004
Ah, my Saber! How could I ever get enough of you?
>squeezing those cheeks
No.760011
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>>760009
Now there's a request I can honor.
>
Want me to punch the weirdo?
>>760010
>that's nice
>if only the stab rain did something, amirite
If you could quit manhandling my geezer my fist and I'd appreciate it.
No.760012
File: 1458257420848.jpg (113.73 KB, 850x796, 425:398, sample-e3493318f697935d039….jpg)
>>760010
>noooooooooo
>still mildly distracted by chocolate
>get it while they're hot, goldie
My cheeks have been defiled so easily...
Now I'll never be a real knight!
>>760011
Um...
>ball's in your court, brutha
No.760013
>>760008
>no
>but I accept this challenge
No.760014
>>760013
I know where he is, actually.
Bucky told me.
No.760015
>>760014
>then we can find this strange doctor together
No.760016
>>760012
Jeez.
>just kinda hands her a box of Mars Bars
Got leftover from when the psychic kid and I'd chill.
No.760017
>>760012
You are still my beloved wife! Uahahaha!
>squeeze
>squeeeeeze
By the way, about my proposal... The one involving the other you...
>>760011
>Don't make me get The Gilgatank
And if you could stop bothering my wife and I, I'd appreciate it.
No.760018
>>760015
Can't just go in all willy nilly. Before I go, I need a disguise.
No.760019
>>760016
Eh?
>oh chocolate
>INHALE
...Gilgamesh isn't wearing green, Hellboy.
>>760017
>:CCC
Enkidu let me know you were successful in your summoning, King of Heroes.
>sniff
Congratulations.
No.760020
>>760018
>I know Jack
>this is how I hunt
>I must know everything before I strike
No.760021
File: 1458258054373.jpg (201.97 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_nm15d2X1Ij1skf43ko1….jpg)
>>760017
>I always wanted to jack a tank
>the Army dudes didn't let me when I was smol
>:c
>puff
>blows smoke right in Gil's face
You what.
>notes all the gold and no green
It's Saint Paddy's day, chucklehead. Prepare for pinching.
>>760019
Ohohohoh...
>cracks his knuckles
No.760022
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>>760020
Oh right.
Now then...what can I possibly disguise myself as?
No.760023
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>>760022
>well what do we know about this strange doctor?
No.760024
>
G-ghcold, ground's so cold
No.760025
>>760023
Not a disguise for that, but rather a disguise for where he's going to take me.
No.760026
>>760025
>well where?
>>760024
.....
No.760027
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No.760028
>>760026
...I don't know the name.
But it's medieval I think!
No.760029
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>>760021
>aaaaa no I did a bad thing
Be careful with him!
>...
But not, um, too careful.
No.760030
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>>760028
>a child just popped out of the ground Jack
>>760027
"want some candy?"
No.760031
>>760027
>tuuurn
Y'know eventually I'm gonna stop giving you freebies to come back, I'm getting diminishing returns off of it and the goth lady's getting uppity with me about it.
You know what it's like to have the usually chipper goth lady get upset? It ain't a walk in the park with a ballcap and pennants I'll tell ya that much.
>>760029
Oh don't worry, Righty's dextrous enough to circumcise a fly.
>no HB don't quote Uncle Buck
No.760032
>>760030
Predator you think I didn't notice?
I just learned to stop questioning it.
No.760033
>>760032
>we must learn his ways
No.760034
>>760033
Uhhhh no you have fun with that.
I'm awful with kids.
No.760035
File: 1458258954920.jpg (146.79 KB, 630x734, 315:367, 1614ba8856b3072a2519d16535….jpg)
>>760031
>um
>um
Circumcise...?
No.760036
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>>760030
...I don't see Chris Hansen anywhere, so fuck it. Candy, please.
>>760031
>the fuck is this
>the fuck are you
>disoriented confusion
...sorry to hear that. Guess I got caught up doing cartwheels and skipping through the daisies to notice.
>pulls himself from the dirt
How many do I got left? I promise I"ll burn through 'em reeeal quick.
No.760038
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>>760019
I thought you did! But what I wanted to ask was... How did they call it again?
>>760021
But I am wearing green! Although it is not easily seen.
No.760039
>>760036
>I already got him
>hands him a fist full of jolly rangers
No.760040
File: 1458259174593.jpg (269.31 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, hellboy-by-cheschirecat-ge….jpg)
>>760035
It's a movie quote.
>>760036
Jeez. I ain't sayin' that. Just be careful. Or, y'know, don't go back to Colorado. Because that place is just a magnet of bad luck for you.
>>760038
>bighand coming closer
Then it doesn't count.
>lifts his tail up
>there's a four leaf clover tied to it
Gotta be visible.
No.760041
>I wonder how loud I can sip this
>ssssssssssssip
>sssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipp
No.760042
>>760037
I'm depressing, horrifying to look at, and really I'm just not good with kids.
No.760043
>>760038
It?
>rrrr
I am Artu...Arth...Artoria Pendragon, Gilgamesh. All of my forms with these...charms shall be called such.
>>760040
M-Maybe I shouldn't be watching this!
>hands over her face
No.760044
>>760042
>If I ever had kids I'd leave them with you
No.760045
File: 1458259581540.png (100.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nooakuKQ691r….png)
>>760040
Hmph. It seems I have no choice then.
>A.U.O CAST OFF
>He's wearing a clover pendant
>Gil you didn't have to strip just for that
>>760043
No I wasn't talking about her name, just tge thing I wanted to do.
>Mmmmm
Bedding two people at the same time... Ever heard of it?
No.760046
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>>760039
Mmm, synthetic lime.
>starts popping the green ones in his mouth
>to a McCormick, this is a feast
>>760040
You're tellin' me.
>his smile and optimism: gone
Three years. Three years and I can get my baby sister out of that hellhole. And I won't be looking back to it, either. Fuck South Park.
No.760047
>>760043
It was just-
>>760045
>just
When I said I was gonna circumcise you it was a joke.
>>760046
Three years is all I'm giving you. Or until the goth lady just becomes too much.
No.760048
>>760044
That's an awful idea why would you do that?
No.760049
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>>760045
>
>
>
>muttering
I think you'll want to rethink that line of thought, King of Heroes.
>looking away from the GLORY anyway
>>760047
>aaaaAAAAAAAAA
No.760050
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>>760048
>you're a powerful warrior
>easy on the eyes with that lipless lower mouth
>the skills and stores you hold
No.760051
>reality just got torn open
>from the gaping wound of realspace pops a boy
No.760053
>>760052
>blink
One sec.
>bonks Serph
Cut it out.
>fling back in the realityvagina
What's up?
No.760054
>>760050
I guess to children of yours species I'm fine but to kids of humans I'm anything but.
No.760055
>>760053
Not being chewed on by some weirdo, from the looks of it.
>reaches into the giant smorgasbord in front of him
>om
And you got your feet in my potato salad!
No.760056
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>>760055
>bodytats glowing from dull pulsing red to bright blue
>[Pokemon Center.mp3]
Potato salad...
>lifting a foot off
Haven't had that in...
>three beats pass
I don't remember how long!
No.760057
>>760054
>vary much so
>I'm going to maintenance my tools
>I'll catch back with you when I'm done
No.760058
>>760057
You got it Predator, I'm going to sit here and think of a disguise...
No.760059
File: 1458260516052.png (435.21 KB, 853x477, 853:477, 753cc8af0a8ca6ad448962b16f….png)
>>760056
Then I hope you've washed your feet recently!
>fork in
>no Sin no
Potato salad is an excellent palate cleanser for your average binge eating.
>nodnod
And because I found it already made in the fridge.
No.760060
>>760059
>
Forget about forks, you've got hands don't you?
No.760061
>>760060
>slidewhistle
But then how will I eat these big drumsticks!
Unless...
>insert chikkun into tater salad
Mother of Solomon, this is genuis.
No.760062
>>760047
Ha! Like you could ever do such thing!
>GLOOOOOOOW
>>760049
I understimated her too! I thought she'd be fun for one night, but she's actually quite skilled!
No.760063
>>760061
The world's your oyster, you just gotta grab it!
>balls a fist
No.760064
File: 1458260836078.jpg (313.18 KB, 900x695, 180:139, MAGI-.The.Labyrinth.of.Mag….jpg)
>>760063
Is that so!
>steeple dem fingers
What other nuggets of wisdom do you have to share with me, glowing tattoo boy?
No.760065
>>760049
I think I'm just gonna... punch him now.
>>760062
>beat passes
Wanna see a magic trick? Been workin' on it all my life.
>ahem
I CAST FIST.
>WHAM
No.760066
>>760064
Give me some more food.
No.760067
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>>760062
>stop
>STOP
S-skilled...
>looks down
>oh
>;____;
>>760065
It's probably for the bes-
>OH HE'S PUNCHING EVERYWHERE
It can't be! Merlin told me about the dread Fist school of magic, but I thought he was...never mind.
No.760068
>>760066
>grin
>sweeps a hand out
What do you need me for? It's in front of your face, isn't it?
No.760069
>>760068
Quick learner! Good!
>Hito slow down jesus at least savor it
No.760070
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>>760069
Well you've got to study something at school, don't you?
>pffff
Oh I kill me sometimes.
>studyan
>specifically the rukh eruption
No.760071
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>>760070
I used to go to school. Then the universe folded in on itself and everyone died.
That was a weird day.
No.760072
>>760071
>
Ah.
>ahem
You're not looking any worse for wear. Did you remember your lucky rocketship underpants?
No.760073
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>>760067
Yes! Very skilled! Let me tell you this thing she does with her-
>>760065
>Too focused on Cheiba to dodge
>Too close to active the Cast Off's true power
Wh-
>PAWCHED
>Team Gil is blasting off agaaaaaaaain~>>760067
No.760074
>>760072
I punched my way out.
No.760075
>>760067
Never doubt the Fisting school, grams.
>>760073
Yowza.
No.760076
File: 1458261805084.png (81.88 KB, 611x353, 611:353, tumblr_o1ifyqrinX1uxraedo2….png)
>>760074
Punched your way out, huh.
Classic example of uh...what did they call it.
>snap
Occam's Razor!
I think I'd feel sorry for your knuckles if you looked any worse.
No.760077
>>760073
>...
>it's not worth it
>you'll be a man again soon
>not worth it.
>>760075
I didn't believe Merlin when he told me that either...
No.760078
>>760076
What's all this sorry?
No.760079
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>>760078
I said I think I would.
There are more important things to do than sweat the small stuff.
Unless you're being attacked by mosquitoes.
>nodnod
No.760080
>>760077
I don't envy your life.
No.760081
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>>760079
Mosquitoes, huh.
Who even are you, old timer?
No.760082
>>760080
No, but it's mine.
At least he'll stay away for a little while.
No.760083
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>>760082
>blink
Wanna go drink with skeletons?
No.760084
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>>760081
>old
>gkkkt
H-Hey, I don't look that old, do I? I'm only muttermutter years old.
>ok Sin make an impression
>
No.760085
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>>760083
>??
Okay.
I hope they're nice skeletons.
No.760086
>>760084
Your name's a bad sin alright.
I don't even got one anymore so I guess you got me beat.
No.760087
>>760085
They're pretty cool guys.
>off he goes
>tail waggling in a "follow" motion
No.760088
>>760086
What's with all you guys not having names here?
You should keep better track of things like that, eh?
No.760089
>>760087
>!
>scampering cheiba
No.760090
>>760088
>shrug
We evolve into something newer with each step, what's it matter what a name used to be?
No.760091
>>760090
I hear it helps with mail.
And if I wasn't Sinbad, somebody else would be.
It'd be irresponsible to let a name that cool just wander around for anyone to use.
No.760092
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>>760091
Pfft.
>maximum shruggo
I don't need a name to punch stuff, so I never bothered with it.
No.760093
>>760092
Then weird tattooed kid it is!
No.760094
>>760093
Works for me. So what world is this?
No.760095
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>>760094
Worlds, realms, they're all the same, aren't they?
People, houses, these car things.
>mental note: drive more of those
It's a swamp, what more is there?
No.760096
>>760095
Don't be stupid, of course they're not the same.
Whatever, I'll just get answers from the big guy.
>hops off of the table he was standing in
>potato salad still on his feet
>awaaaaay
No.760097
>>760096
My potato salad!
>aaaaaaaaaa
Big guy, hm.
No.760098
>tugging her sleeves up
It has been a long time...
No.760099
>looking at a glass of green beer
Looks like it's just you and me, beer.
>the beer continues to not say or do anything because it's beer
What a stupid holiday.
No.760100
>>760099
>peeking out
>?
Horiday?
No.760101
>>760100
>fatigues
>oh that takes me back
Holiday.
Apparently turning perfectly good beer green appeases the saints or whatever.
>
I don't have any green, you and the rest will have to be close by.
No.760102
>>760101
>uh
Is free this time.
>yes that's fair right
No.760103
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>>760102
Isn't that generous of you.
Not like you asked for anything on the plane ride back, anyway.
>
My plane ride back.
>jeez
So, what's the special occasion.
No.760104
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>>760103
Plane was too slow.
>...
Spilled wine on uniform.
No.760105
>>760104
Wine doesn't really gel with the crisp policewoman thing, does it.
Or is this "off the books"
>slugs the green beer
God...
No.760106
>>760105
>guh
I can enjoy a drink. There is nothing wrong with it.
No.760107
>>760106
Little snippy for someone wearing the cute fatigues.
>pushes the remainder of the green beer forward
Let's test that theory.
No.760108
>>760107
>get that swill outta my faec
Do not like burr.
No.760109
>>760108
>shrug
Picky, aren't we.
>beer away
>long neck vodka bottle out of the cleave
How about-
>it's green too
...Fabiola.
No.760110
>>760109
>m e l o n
>b r e a d
I haf had enough for a night.
You are needing me for something?
No.760112
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>>760110
You weren't doing anything else, were you.
My usual drinking partners are off making new robot arms for themselves or earning Nobel Prizes.
I take what I can get.
You get sponsored by those things or what.
>>760111
>cheeky
The coat's in the wash. It's not my fault green isn't an intimidating color.
No.760114
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>>760112
They are cheapest in the vending machines.
>looking around
Empty...
No.760115
>>760112
But your paratrooper jacket is green.
No.760116
>looting the pantry
>probably not the best idea
No.760117
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>>760113
>okay.jpg
Huh.
>>760114
I'll throw in a melon bread kickback from now on. Vending companies are easy enough to strongarm into protection rackets.
I've always wanted to see if I could...
>reaches into her own cleave
>melon bread get
Why are you paying for these again?
>>760115
Which is why I said it's in the was-
>blink
Where did you get the dye, Fabiola.
No.760118
>>760117
>oh
>I made a mistake
>blink
The kitchen. Where most food things are.
No.760119
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>>760117
Is the right thing to do.
No.760120
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>>760118
Guess I really do have a sign on me saying "please be sassy and terse to Balalaika, she likes it."
>jeez
>green vodka in her hands
You earned it.
>>760119
If you're into that kind of thing, sure.
Guess I'll just Irish up this evening by myself.
You two are free to keep standing around looking awkward, if you want.
No.760121
>>760120
>pomf
There is not much to be doing.
>cleaning rag go
>polish the tonfas
No.760122
>>760120
>!
This is... a little strong for me.
>smells like nail polish
>tastes like it too
>nauseated meido face after a smol sip
>hacking and sputtering
No.760123
>>760121
A rare occasion to relax.
Pretty foreign concept for us but you'll just have to make do, I'm waiting on some loose ends to pan out.
>mirin dat sheen
Work for someone else if you want, that's pretty much implied in our deal.
>>760122
>?
>oh jeez what did I do
>tosses mini over her shoulder
>patting her back
Next time remind me when I'm about to do something stupid.
No.760124
>>760123
>young
>smol
>and intoxicated
Miss Bala, I feel dizzy...
No.760125
>>760123
>
>twirl
>g l e a m ~
I have enough money to not needing job right now.
Maybe work on being kind porice woman again...
No.760126
>>760124
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa
When you start feeling like going to sleep, that's when we'll have problems.
>spins mini about face
That probably didn't help.
>looking into her eyes
>>760125
>baconeye squints up
If that's the case, looks like we'll be ending our working relationship sooner than I thought.
>nudges to mini
Little busy for the cuffs right now, though.
No.760127
>>760126
>urk
P-please no spinning...
>help
No.760128
>>760126
>thinkin bout it
...No. Was fired from corruption up in tippy top.
Nobody will be taking me in as porice. I promised to protect even with no badge.
I can-na-nut be breaking promise.
No.760129
>I'm sensing some thick alcoholism in here
No.760130
>>760129
>IT SICKENS MEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ALCOHOL GET OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUT
No.760131
>>760127
>hands a hunk of bread and a bottle of water
Take them. If you feel worse, we're going to the bathroom.
>>760128
>goddamn it
>REVYYYYYYYYYYY
It sure wouldn't look good on any official record, at least.
I'd appreciate being left alone in the judicial sense, but I won't stop you if you want to walk away.
Not like I physically can.
>>760129
>ay fug u mang
No.760132
>>760129
>>760130
oh look the light weights of drinking are here
No.760133
>>760130
>reminds you too much of Janna?
>hee~
>>760131
>come on bacontits just calling it like I sees it
No.760134
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>>760132
>fuck you just say to me
>turns slowly
...am not.
No.760135
>>760131
>taking the bread and water
I need to-
>shuffling off to the bathroom rather quickly
No.760137
>>760131
>c o n s i d e r i n g
If you do not be causing me problems, I will not be causing you problems.
Is fair.
No.760138
>>760132
I DON'T DRINK, SON
IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Also I'm starting to think it wasn't Spider-Man who stole that thing.
>>760133
>no it reminds me of the time I was a wasted drunkard who's life was falling apart
>nobody deserves the same fate
...I'm feeling a lot less happy for some reason.
As if I'm being reminded of something.
No.760139
>>760136
...
>multicolored eyes squinting
Get the moonshine.
>>760138
>well that's a pity too
>:c
Maybe you forgot a DMV appointment?
...you're looking...blacker than usual.
No.760140
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>>760133
>Russians don't count
>you whatever you are
>>760135
>!
>[concern]
>no don't make it visible you're an ice queen remember-fuck it that's my baby
>aaaaaa
Wait right there.
>>760137
I hope we can get to know each other better sometime.
Us scarred special forces veterans have to stick together, hm?
>wry grin
Folks with eyepatches and me don't usually get along.
Now if you'll excuse me-
>bustles off after mini
No.760141
>>760138
....how so?
>>760139
>cue the banjo
you know the rules, ya pass out ya lose
No.760142
>>760138
Course it wasn't Spider-Man. Clearly it was Chameleon.
No.760143
>>760139
Speaking of DMV, I gotta get that time machine impounded or somethin'!
I can't go anywhere without another me being there from another timeline to tell me something vaguely important!
Also that's partially the reason why I'm back in black! Another reason is because Spider-Man stole a thing and I'm going to out his as a badguy!
I'm starting to think he didn't do it, though...
>>760141
Well isn't he like...rich now?
He's like...much much rich. Why would he steal a thing when he could build that thing?
No.760144
>>760142
No! It was probably Galactus!
>laughs
...but nah it was probably Chameleon.
No.760145
>>760143
....you teamed up with him didn't you?
No.760146
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>>760140
>tu vas apprendre~
>>760141
You won't be awake long enough to see it.
>if I can outdrink Roman I can outdrink this one
>>760143
But Juri already gave it an impounding~
>...
So...to out someone as a bad guy...you're dressing as a bad guy.
No.760147
>>760143
>DeLorean crashes in through the wall
EDDIE!
A GIANT ROBOT MAY OR MAY NOT ATTACK THIS PLACE TOMORROW!
ALSO A PIECE OF DEBRIS IS GOING TO HIT YOU ON THE HEAD!
THAT IS ALL!
>drives back out
No.760148
>>760146
big it on short stack
No.760149
>>760145
After I kidnapped that Mary Jane woman.
In hindsight I probably should've kidnapped his current wife.
>>760146
We got it fixed. She even wanted it fixed. But it's a mess...A MESS THAT ISN'T WORTH IT!
But yes that's the plan!
>>760147
Thanks for telling me that vital piece of information, Eddie.
It was...great.
>sidesteps
Now it won't!
>piece of debris falls on his head
LOUSY SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY!
No.760150
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>>760149
....Spider-Man is married!?
No.760151
>>760144
You gotta get the drop on him. He hates it when you get the drop on him.
No.760152
>>760150
Was that retconned again?!
>>760151
Hehehehehehe yeah he really does.
Wait I already got the drop on him. Let's check the list.
>accuse Parker of stealing thing
>kidnap his wife(?)
>let the Venom Marathon continue
>get the drop on him
>find out it was misunderstanding
>do nothing for rest of plot
>get Captain America's autograph
Huh.
I'm further ahead than I first thought.
No.760153
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No.760154
>>760152
This calls for raiding Parker's apartment for their precious guava yogurt.
No.760155
>>760153
Uhhhh I dunno, maybe I should call him.
>>760154
Should we get the pies too?
Would that be too far?
Naaaah they got plenty to spare.
No.760156
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>>760155
wait....you know who he really is!?
No.760157
>>760155
Now we're talkin'!
No.760158
>>760156
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.
Spider-Man has a separate number from his normal identity, trust me.
>>760157
I'll grab the pie sack, they'll never see us coming.
No.760160
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>>760159
Yeah let me call 'im!
>calls him
Hey Parker, your marriage retconned yet? No?
Wow hey good for you man. 'Kay, have a good night.
>hangs up
Theeeeeeere we go.
No.760161
>>760160
....did you just call him Parker?
No.760162
>>760161
I called him Parkour, you know he's famous for that kinda thing.
It's a nickname like "HEY PARKOUR!"
No.760164
>>760163
>leans back in his seat
So how've you been, son?
No.760165
So maybe drinking with skeletons and also your great great grandpa times a few more generations at the same time was a bad idea.
>bird lands on Hellboy's right hand
Oh boy. Whatcha got for me, Tweetie.
>War.
Yeah that figures.
No.760166
>>760164
eh fi-
>phone goes off
ellow!.....he WHAT!?...okay how did he get bananas that big?.....oh....alright hold on I'm coming
gotta take care of a Spider
>back flips out the window
No.760167
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>>760166
Man that sounds like quite misadventure...
I wonder how it's gonna turn out for him.
>>760165
Foreboding birds is bad luck I hear.
No.760168
>sitting at a desk
>lionman leaning over
>There's a man giving tests to magic users, Sin. You should be ready.
A test, huh? Nothing I can't handle, let's see it.
>1) 4X4=
...I don't think this is the test he meant.
>Do it anyway.
No.760169
>>760167
Black butterflies are all the rage.
Y'know just once I'd like people to get that I'm retired from all the nonsense.
No.760170
>>760167
And I can't believe you said "surf the web" on live TV.
No.760171
>>760169
Don't we all?
Well it's too late for that now!
>>760170
I was surfing the web, was I not?
No.760172
>>760171
No! You were kidnapping that redheaded bimbo, you black simpleton!
And we would've gotten away with it too, if not for that meddlesome kid, and that spider!
No.760173
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>>760171
Can't one of the actual superheroes do it? Jeez.
>>760168
I get the feeling some arbitrary force is trying to get me to notice these guys.
The red one looks like the small girl, I guess.
Ah crap now I'm verbalizing observations too.
No.760174
>>760172
What do you mean "gotten away with it?"
>>760173
Or one of those "protect the weak" guys?
Plenty of 'em.
No.760175
>>760173
Arbitrary? Like tributary?
The...water of life-
>You're not making sense.
A red djinn?
>Better.
No.760176
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>>760174
Did...did you forget the plan?
What were you doing that whole time?
No.760177
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>>760174
Literally anyone else. I already had my fill of apocalypse and destiny crap.
>>760175
Oh, so you guys are the same as the little kicking girl. Neat.
No.760178
>>760176
I wasn't part of that plan of yours!
I just kidnapped the bimob then switched sides after getting the drop on Parker!
>>760177
Well once you've had enough that's when it gets piled on.
No.760179
>>760177
Ah, another friend of Morgiana, is it?
>looks up
Your little disciple's gotten a lot more extroverted, wouldn't you say?
>Who are you?
Hey, don't just ignore me!
No.760180
>>760178
I was waiting for you to pick me up at the corner of 5th and Walnut for 40 minutes
No.760181
>>760178
What a pain in my bright red ass.
>>760179
I just call'er kiddo.
>uh
Call me "Red".
No.760182
>>760180
Maybe you shoulda had Beck do it!
>>760181
It's just how things work around here...
No.760183
>>760181
A simple man of letters, I see.
Three letters, that is. I can match that, call me Sin.
>Masrur.
You should've called yourself Mas.
>Didn't feel like it.
I'm sure Morgiana's already asked all the obvious questions, so I don't think I'll waste your time like that.
>?
No.760184
>>760182
Whatever. The apocalypse or whatnot can wait until I'm good and goddamn ready.
>>760183
Ayyy. No need to repeat myself then.
No.760185
>>760182
Me and Beck always do things!
Don't tell him I said this, but he can be kind of clingy sometimes. It's like he's using me to make himself look better half the time too.
No.760186
>>760184
Well good, the apocalypse...kinda sounds like it'd suck.
>>760185
OHHHHHH I'M GONNA TELL 'IM YOU SAID THAT!
No.760187
>>760184
>nyoro~n
Oh, I understand.
>You want to hear it anyway.
Don't be unaccommodating, Masrur. We're not in any rush.
No.760188
>>760186
No need!
>>760185
>what appeared to be a potted plant turns into MYSTERIOOOOOOOOOOO
Clingy am I?!
No.760190
>>760186
It always sucks! Hellfire and brimstone this, souls of the damned that, yadda yadda raze the earth.
It's just a buncha crap and I don't wanna do it.
>>760187
And there went the relief. Right down the crapper.
I ain't a "djinn", for starters. I'm just me. A person.
No.760192
>>760186
OH NO YOU DON'T
I'LL TELL CARNAGE HOW YOU'RE A BIG WIMP AND TOTALLY KNOW WHO SPIDER-MAN IS
>>760188
>CURSES
Well as long as we're all here, yes.
I don't have to be the first guy you call for every job, you know!
No.760194
>>760188
Do...do you always take the shape of a potted plant?
>>760190
Well I don't blame you, having to do all that must suuuuuuuuuuuuck.
No wonder you'd wanna hold it off.
No.760195
>>760192
I don't call you for every job!
What about when I was working with Shocker and Speed Demon? Or when I doublecrossed them for Hobgoblin?!
...does anybody even remember them?
No.760196
>>760190
>hand up
Say no more. That's on me for being too curious.
>Too blunt.
Him or me?
>Yes.
No.760198
>>760194
It ain't gonna happen, I'll tell you that much.
>>760196
Never was a fan of fancy words.
No.760199
>>760195
Who?
Oh, you mean Whizzer and Carpet Man?
I don't know, they stopped coming to bowling night ages ago.
No.760200
>>760192
YOU BETTER NOT!
>>760195
Hey buddy I asked you a question!
>>760198
Good I like this world too much for it to end!
No.760201
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>>760198
But what of fancy food and drink? Every man should like to get a little spoiled from time to time.
You're still a man, aren't you?
>thumped by redkuu
Ow!
>Rude.
No.760202
>>760199
Guess they moved on to better things.
I mean that and I backstabbed them to make a movie based off of them.
>>760200
What makes you think I have to answer to the likes of you?!
No.760203
>>760200
It is a pretty nice world to live in.
Kinda taking a slide down the crapper too but it could be worse.
>>760201
It's usually a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing.
>he don't wear a shirt or shoes
So... not really.
No.760204
>>760200
OH YOU BET I WILL
>>760202
...Did it sell?
I want to know how much to laugh, is all.
No.760205
>>760202
Because I said so!
>>760203
It's in a constant state of sliding in and out of the crapper.
What can ya do?
>>760204
IF YOU DO I'LL DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!
No.760206
>>760204
It actually did. Enough to split the costs between almost everybody involved.
Except those who died.
Apparently villain documentaries are a 'hip' and 'cool' thing.
>>760205
That is the incorrect answer, try again.
No.760207
>>760203
>confused Masrur noises
Close enough.
Besides, if that were true I'd never have passed puberty.
>nekkid man pls
>hmm
I'm not too up on world events. What's happening?
No.760208
>>760205
Watch, pretty much.
>>760207
Grab a newspaper, my man. Way too much to catch a guy up by mouth.
No.760209
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>>760205
OH YEAH?
>takes out a Butterfinger
>holds it above a mud puddle
LET'S SEE YOU TRY IT NOW
>>760206
That would explain all those miniseries about those DC clowns...
What do they have that we don't, huh? I mean even Deadpool got a movie and he's practically villain.
No.760210
>>760206
Uhhhh...wait I see that lever, you're going to drop me through the floor!
>leaps onto the ceiling
Not this time!
>>760208
Yep, just watch and wait for things to get better.
Or die. Whichever comes first.
>>760209
NOOOOOOOO!
>shoots out a web to try and catch it
No.760211
No.760213
>>760209
I don't know, but I'm getting sick of it! I say we start lobbying for a movie!
I'll be director!
>>760210
WRONG ANSWER!
>pulls lever
>hole in the ceiling appears
No.760214
>>760208
I see, I see.
Now let's pretend for oh, purely hypothetical reasons, that I couldn't read this language.
Care to give the cliffnotes?
No.760216
>>760210
>smug look
>drops it
Butterfingers.
>>760213
That's-!
A terrible idea.
Everyone liked my movie for the most part, let's just get Raimi out of whatever bar he's in and make him do it.
No.760218
>>760210
Butterfingers.
>>760214
I look like I got a blackboard with me?
>guh
>flicks a gumball-sized seedling at Sin
It's a jabber nut. While you're digesting you'll be able to understand any spoken or written language.
'cept magical and forgotten ones.
No.760221
>>760216
NOOOOOOOO!
>>760218
You don't have to rub it in
>>760213
>starts falling upwards
WHA-- HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
THIS BREAKS THE LAWS OF GRAVITY, PHYSICS AND SO MUCH MORE!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!
>falls into the sky
No.760222
>>760218
>:3c
>!
Incredible, is this a Household Item?
>uh
Actually forget it.
>pops it in
Now, if I was a newspaper, where would I be...
No.760223
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>>760216
Raimi?!
Yes that's great, let's get the director of Spider-Man 3 to do it!
You're a genius!
>>760221
ILLUUUUUUUUUUUSIONS!
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING!
No.760224
>>760221
Jesus...
>>760222
Usually stuffed in the couch.
No.760225
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>>760221
>holding on with his arms
>the Butterfinger floats up too
>catches it
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
>>760223
Oh shut up, do you have any better ideas?
And don't say yourself or Kingsley, it'll never work.
And by that I mean I'll kill you all before production starts.
No.760226
>>760225
Spielberg available?
No.760227
>>760221
>THUNK
Osik, Was that another bird strike?
What the hell are these things made out of?
No.760228
>stumbling out of the bathroom
That'sh the last of...the last of...us?
>no that can't be right
No.760229
>>760224
Then I know what I must do.
>rooting through the couch: yes
No.760230
>>760228
This was a very bad idea, miss Bala.
No.760231
>>760226
No no, he's working on some kids movie this year.
Big Fucking Deal or something.
No.760232
>>760227
>floats past the cockpit
HOW LONG DOES THIS ILLUSION LAST?!
>waves
Help.
>continues ascending
No.760233
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>why did she bother coming here again
>lot of weirdos around
>I guess I'm not that different
No.760234
>>760231
Dammit!
If anybody could appeal to the casual audiences at large it'd be him!
No.760235
>>760230
Shhhhhhhhh.
>flails at her head
>succeeds in patting maybe once
No more alcohol in house. Is shafe now for you.
No.760236
>>760234
Oh really.
I bet that's the only director you know!
No.760237
>>760235
>bonked
You did not have to drink it all yourself...
No.760238
>>760236
I know plenty!
I just don't think that either Tarantino or Del Toro is who we're looking for here.
If we want the big bucks we need to appeal to a wider audience!
No.760241
>>760237
>shakes her head
>for probably way too long
And for what? So you may be getting shick again?
Am Русский. Alcohol is nothing to me.
>blink
Two of you...?
No.760243
>>760232
>just kinda
>watches him float away
...That's going in the report.
No.760245
>>760241
Ay...
>the accent is nice
>take the baconboss by the hand
Please come sit down, miss Bala.
No.760246
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>>760238
No, so that's all you know. That's good.
But you're thinking big, and that's better! We don't deserve some namby-pamby JJ Abrams or Wes Anderson.
No.760248
>>760246
Eugh! I wouldn't touch those two with a 49 and a half foot pole!
No.760249
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>>760245
>hand jerked away
Is five feet. You think I am cripple?
Crawl through foxhole for 24 hours with bullet in foot. Is nothing.
>wobbling
>takes mini's hand again
Is not for me. For you.
No.760250
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>>760248
Wait, I think you're on to something.
49 and a half foot pole...spiders...Spain.
Spain.
We need a Spanish director.
No.760251
>>760249
>eeee she has a cute accent
Of course.
>do i tell her the time roberta lost her leg
>...no
>leadan the bacon
No.760252
>>760250
Robert Rodriguez it is, then!
No.760253
>>760251
>half-follows half-trips along
You are being too fast.
Slow and steady wins race, да.
No.760254
>>760253
At least it is me and not Kiruko.
>just kinda
>carrying her fireman style
>Mini no you're too smol
No.760255
>>760252
Rodriguez? Rodriguez?
I don't know what he's done, I don't watch much movies.
No.760256
>>760255
You know...Machete!
No.760257
>>760254
Bah. Am still mixed feelings on that one.
>oh ok here we go
>Bala no don't go limp
I will be told where you are going now.
No.760258
>>760256
Ehhh...are you sure?
I see him doing a Six movie, but we're not really together anymore.
No.760259
>>760257
To sit.
>flops her on the couch
>and then sits in her lap
She has mixed feelings too.
No.760260
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>>760258
It's a movie you clod, not real life.
They make movies about bands that have been apart for years!
No.760261
>>760259
Is not my fault. I have job, job must be done.
>keels over
>pomf
Is your faults so cute, both of you.
No.760263
>>760260
Yes, but what about the realism!
Kids like that these days, right? What with their Call of Duties and Far Cries
No.760264
>>760261
>um
It must be the drinks talking.
No.760266
>>760263
Kids know dick, they'll eat up whatever as long as it appeals to them.
So I say we continue on as we were!
No.760268
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>>760264
>scowls
Do not be putting mouths in my word.
>...
>wait
I explain enough. Two cute girls.
>cheek: pinched
You make face like that, it makes me want to do things.
No.760269
>>760268
>UM
Miss Bala, maybe you should take a nap.
No.760270
>>760266
Wait are we not making a movie now?
I need to know, I have a very busy schedule.
Very busy.
No.760272
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>>760270
We're making a movie!
And I shall be played by Bruce Campbell!
No.760273
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>>760269
You want I should sleep?
No.760274
>>760272
And I shall still be played by Alfred Molina!
It's uncanny, isn't it?
No.760275
>>760273
It will help with your... intoxication.
No.760276
>>760274
Why yes, I can see it!
Alfred Molina as Doc Ock!
No.760277
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>>760275
You think I am weak like baby goat?
Intoxication is nothing, vodka is blood to Russian.
Think more clear than ever-
>nods forward
>snaps up
Before.
No.760278
>>760277
>pushan Bala down
Shhhh. It is nap time.
No.760279
>>760276
Yes, yes! This is really going places now.
But it can't just be about us, and our super interesting daily lives.
We'll need more people...
No.760280
>>760279
We'll need to see who we can get to play the rest of the original S6.
We're keeping it classic.
No.760281
>>760278
>strugglan
No one is of putting baby in a corner.
>nah too drunk
>guh
If I sleep, you come with me.
>face meet tiddies
No.760282
>>760280
Uh...an old guy and a hairy guy?
No.760284
>>760281
>welp
>there are worse places to suffocate
>[stuffed animal noises]
No.760286
>>760282
Old guy is obviously John Malkovich
Hairy guy can be...I don't know.
That's a tough one.
No.760287
>>760284
>and she's out
>that grip done slackened by a lot
No.760288
>>760286
Is Robert Redford still doing things?
No.760289
>>760288
Yes he's going to be in the new...
>sigh
Pete's Dragon.
Also he's too old.
No.760291
>>760289
It's a movie, they can change things as much as they want! It's not like Kraven's even that import-did you say Pete's Dragon.
No.760292
>>760291
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
No.760293
>>760287
Oofah...
>picking Bala up in a bridal carry
>off to a safer place
No.760296
>>760295
If you're going to be sick please refrain from getting sick all over my cape.
No.760297
>>760296
Well just because you asked nicely.
And also because I wouldn't get sick on a cape like that if you paid me.
But I still can't stand for this.
So I'm going to sit in my room.
>swings out
No.760298
>>760297
How daaaaare you!
I'm so mad I could just...I could just vanish!
>snaps his fingers
Like that!
>
No.760299
File: 1458279772479.png (211.5 KB, 505x642, 505:642, 3d60d58f90cd940959ad62ebd4….png)
These guys wear really tacky costumes.
No.760302
>>760299
You don't think so? I think they're pretty cool!
Team Rocket's just boring ol black and red, you know?
No.760304
>>760302
They were lame too.
>Giovanni had style though
No.760305
>>760304
I dunno, I thought they were okay, just needed a little pizzazz.
But then those Galaxy and Flare guys took it way too far so...
Anyway, what's up! Kinda far from Mt. Silver, isn't it?
No.760307
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>>760305
I got bored.
>shruggan
Gold's not missing anything.
No.760308
>>760307
I guess so, but it's not all about Gold.
You guys are pretty weird, aren't there more trainers that make it that far?
No.760309
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>>760308
No. Too cold. Pokemon too strong.
He was the first and only one.
No.760310
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>>760309
>let's not mention how I did it on two separate occasions
>I guess it doesn't count if you do it that way
Maybe you should move to a warmer place?
No.760311
>>760310
I'm here aren't I.
Saw Dawn. Weirdly despondent.
No.760312
>>760311
She's been like that for a while now, hasn't she.
Did you say anything?
...Wait that's a dumb question. Of course you didn't.
No.760313
>>760312
>frown
>man don't put that on me I'm bad with words
No.760314
>>760313
I get it, you're gonna look for worthy opponents down here instead.
That's pretty noble for a BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGHion, I think I've seen that miss Cynthia around here before too!
>flips open a notebook
>covered in technical doodles
I just got back from South America, it was really great! There are so many new species of Pokemon out there, you forget sometimes.
No.760315
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>>760314
Not looking for a fight here. Just something new.
>...
South America is new.
No.760316
>>760315
Well if you're trying here, good luck. It's pretty much like home to me anyway. You can't go wrong with a good swamp!
>nod
I thought you'd be interested. I caught one there so I could show you guys at some point.
No.760317
>>760316
>looking his dex over
>at least he got the nationaldex upgrade
I'm waiting.
No.760318
>>760317
Yeah yeah.
>GO, CAPIG
>bwonk
>[hat hamster noises[
Isn't it cute? The locals make hats based off this guy's head.
No.760319
>>760318
...
>maybe a glint in the eye
Hold on.
>pinching own cheek form a smile manually
No.760320
>>760319
Wait, are you smiling?
No way...nobody's gonna believe me on this.
>curious Capig
>snuffling around
No.760322
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>>760320
>lets go of the cheek
>
Nobody.
>...
>desire to pet: maybe
No.760326
>>760322
Well if you're gonna put it like that.
>senpai pls
>drops hat hamster on THE HAT
They did this too a lot over there!
No.760328
>>760326
...!
>warm
>Red please just fucking emote
It's nice.
No.760329
>>760328
Right?
He was pretty easy to catch too, like a Zigzagoon or a Rattata. I hope Simon's ok after all that...
No.760330
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>>760329
Region rodent.
I heard their Joys are different.
No.760331
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>>760330
Hey yeah, now that I think about it, they were a lot tanner than normal.
And they kept wanting me to call them Nurse Alegria, must be a cultural thing.
So you wanna go? I think there's a ferry that makes it.
No.760333
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>>760332
>!
Whoa! I'm not used to so much emotion!
No.760334
>>760333
Don't make it weird.
>is that a smile or a trick of the light
No.760337
>>760336
You still have that Dragonite?
No.760338
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No.760339
>>760338
Good enough for me!
>Milotic get out hurr
Second star to the right, and straight on til morning. Can't miss it.
No.760340
>>760339
Neverland, huh.
Be careful what you wish for.
>you know what happens, reborn kouhai
>you lived through it
No.760341
>>760340
Little late for that, huh.
>tugs his hat down
My eyes are red, you know.
No.760342
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>>760341
>Mega Charizard X gooo
Too late to say "sorry."
Lead.
No.760343
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>>760342
>tfw will never be as cool as senpai
Leading!
>water dragon ho
No.760344
>>760343
>you were once
>beat him too
>flyan behind
No.760345