No.760346
>Oogity boogity, it's time for a noogity
No.760347
>hops off flamedragon's back
...
>South America was neat
I should travel more often.
No.760349
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>>760347
>that
>is not a demon
Cool.
No.760350
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>>760349
>I spy with my red eyes
>someone with a plug in their head
Does that hurt.
>red pls
No.760351
>>760350
Used to. It's okay now.
>eyean dem pogeyborbs
You keep them in there?
No.760353
>>760352
Kind of.
This place has lots of food. It's a good shelter.
No.760354
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>>760353
It stinks.
>but it's not frigid so
>eh
You're not from here either.
No.760355
>>760354
Beggars can't be choosers.
>shrug
Where I came from's not a place anymore. So I'm here.
No.760356
>>760355
Be careful.
>Red awaaaay
No.760357
Well, that takes care of Thailand.
Now to watch the swamp.
No.760358
>Well Jack looks like you've got just about everything planned.
>Not everything, though...
Hmmmmm...
No.760359
>>760358
You cost me a good shot at Trump, you know.
Oh well. I'll get another shot at him.
No.760360
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>>760359
Sorry Boss but I had to take care of Armstrong as soon as possible, that guy's a real pain in the ass.
No.760361
>>760360
Sounds like a personal problem.
It's not a total bust. I'll just have to fund that little venture myself. So I can crush it right in front of that blonde idiot.
>boss that's really petty of you
No.760362
>>760361
Well...you're the Boss, Boss.
But yeah, it's more of a personal problem. Now all I have to do is take care of Armstrong's second in command, which'll be easy.
Sundowner is always a pushover.
No.760363
>>760362
I wasn't going to bother with him, but then he brought Boss into this. Big mistake.
Desperado in general was a bit underwhelming.
No.760364
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>>760363
I wasn't going to either but now they want the War Economy to be jumpstarted again and I won't have that.
And yeah, they were. Made quick work of them before, I'll make quick work of them now.
No.760365
>>760364
My former goal? Idiots. It was only in place to trash Zero's business with the Patriots and global control.
The war economy was a means to an end. And that end's already passed.
No.760366
>>760365
Some people don't get that, sadly.
Oh well, at least right now I can focus on my personal life until I'm able to track down Sundowner.
I've got things I need to do.
No.760367
>>760366
Knowing him, he'll be making an appearance soon enough. Do make short work of him, if you would.
No.760368
>>760367
I always make short work of guys like him, this'll be no different.
He won't know what hit him.
No.760369
>>760368
Good.
How would you like to see the surprise I've got waiting for Miss Balalaika?
No.760371
>>760370
It's a RAY!
I thought it'd be nice. Not like it can fire nukes anyways.
No.760372
>>760371
...wow.
Some gift there, normally flowers or something would be where I draw the line but that is one hell of a gift.
Nice.
>Should I get Sheik a RAY? No that's probably a bad idea.
>But maybe...
No.760373
>>760372
Roses? Hmm... I could get flowers too.
No.760374
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>>760373
You're going all out I see, but maybe it might be too much.
No.760375
>>760374
I did sort of kill her in a fit of psychotic rage. It's only right to try and smooth it over.
No.760376
>>760375
Oh...right.
Flowers and a RAY it is, then.
No.760377
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>>760376
I hope it's enough.
No.760378
>>760377
I think it'll be enough.
...she's Russian, right? Maybe some vodka should be involved too.
No.760379
>>760378
We should have some in the mess hall somewhere. I know we've got Russian soldiers too.
No.760380
>>760379
Well I think you're all set, Boss!
There's no way this could fail!
...I mean maybe. I'm not the best for advice with this stuff, last time I talked to a woman I violently killed she left me forever.
No.760381
>>760380
That's the logical response. But I'm Big Boss. I make my own logic.
No.760382
>>760381
If...if it helps she left me because of our ideals and not because I violently hacked her to pieces.
Not sure how it does, but I think you're gonna be fine. You are Big Boss after all.
No.760383
>>760382
Oh.
>thinking
We do share ideals and methods, at least.
No.760384
>>760383
Then this'll probably go better, I'm sure.
No.760385
>>760384
Good. I've still got my talent for turning people to my side.
I heard you're preparing for some magical adventure.
No.760386
>>760385
Why yes I am.
...it sounds absolutely ridiculous when you word it like that.
>It sounds ridiculous anyway anybody words it.
No.760388
>>760387
You got it, Boss!
I'll bring back something nice, not sure what...but it'll be something.
No.760389
>>760388
My boy, this is going to be your Iliad. Your Odyssey.
Go, and adventure to the extreme!
No.760390
>>760389
I'm...I'm just going to see my girlfriend this isn't going to be some glorious quest.
>Wait I haven't seen her in awhile?
>Maybe she was kidnapped!
...shit.
Guess it might be a magical quest.
No.760391
>>760390
That's the spirit! WAHAHA! My boy's going to be a hero!
No.760392
>>760391
Let's not jump to conclusions here, I'm not sure how I'd even do the hero thing there.
You know...looking like this.
No.760393
>>760392
I'm an eighty year old man with a body made out of his clone children and bionic replacements. I think being a cool cyborg isn't all bad.
No.760394
>>760393
Boss these are fantasy people!
I can't just go waltzing in looking like this, I bet they don't even know what a lightbulb is let alone...this!
No.760395
>>760394
There are three most likely outcomes.
One: they'll think you're a god walking the Earth.
Two: they'll think you're a demon set loose to ravage the land.
Three: they could just be used to strange things and not react positively or negatively.
The odds are in your favor!
No.760396
>>760395
Hmmm I guess you're right, but still.
I better ease myself in instead of just falling from the sk--
Waaaait that could work to my advantage. I fall from the sky in a medieval land just like in Army of Darkness, they think I'm some kind of hero!
That's it, it's perfect!
No.760397
>>760396
That's it! Use your knowledge of movie cliches to your advantage!
Always look for opportunities to exploit, it's good life advice.
No.760398
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>>760397
You're right, Boss!
I need to watch Army of Darkness again, it'll be my guide.
I mean except the parts where Ash goofed, which...there was a lot of those parts.
No.760399
>>760398
The goofs are endearing. Perfect heroes are boring.
No.760400
>>760399
Oh yeah, I love Ash but I'm going to try to not forget the words.
I mean should that problem pop up.
No.760401
>>760400
Try not to sleep too long either.
No.760402
>>760401
Yeah wouldn't want that to happen either.
No need to time travel when I'm already being teleported to another world.
That's enough shenanigans for me.
No.760403
>>760402
Then we're golden. I'm not sure if codec contact will go as far as a whole new world, but we'll try to keep in touch.
No.760404
>>760403
If not I'll try not to be gone for too long.
No.760405
>>760404
What if time passes differently? I've heard of that. A few months there could be a few hours here.
No.760406
>>760405
...
I hadn't thought of that. Who knows? I'll...try to make sure it isn't, though.
No.760407
>>760406
You should gather information before charging in headfirst. The success rate of any encounter can be raised by knowing what's before you ahead of time.
Is there anyone else you could probe for intel?
No.760408
>>760407
There's two.
There's this guy in a green tunic and hat who might be able to help.
If not, then this Doctor Strange guy I'm going to be asking to take me there might be able to give me some info on it.
No.760409
>>760408
Ahh... Strange. You're in good hands. Nothing to worry about.
No.760411
>>760410
I know a lot of people. We're Mets fans.
No.760412
>>760411
You're a fan of the Mets...?
You learn something new everyday.
No.760413
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>>760412
Nobody ever asks me the mundane stuff, so I never talk about it.
No.760414
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>Is that a giant robot
Is that a giant robot.
No.760415
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>dramatically walks through the door
>smoke drifts in with him
>lots of it
MY NAME HAS BEEN SPOKEN! I WOULD HAVE COME SOONER BUT I'M AFRAID I WAS BUSY YESTERDAY!
No.760416
>>760413
Huh. Maybe we should talk about it more.
>>760415
...lemme guess, your name is Doctor Strange?
No.760417
>>760414
It's an anti-Metal Gear Metal Gear.
>beat passes
The United Stated Armed Forces weren't very clever with the designation but the intent is clear.
>>760415
>more than a bit of that smoke is cigar smoke
Everyone's late.
>>760416
Sure, sport. Hit me with your best shot.
No.760418
>>760416
You'd be correct in that assumption, what gave it away? The billowing cape, dramatic entrance, or smoke?
You must be Raiden, looking to go on a mystical magical quest to see your beloved hmm?
That's respectable, I too fell for a woman from another realm. It's quite alluring, no?
>>760417
Not even Sorcerer Supreme can keep a perfect schedule.
No.760419
>>760417
You know I genuinely have no idea what to say.
Rose petals in the cockpit might be a bit much, though. Just letting you know.
>USAF
>huh
It's been a while, Big Boss. Sorry but I found another quirky eyepatch wearer to keep me entertained.
>is that the ghost of a smirk
No.760420
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>>760417
What's your favorite movie?
>>760418
Yeah it certainly i--
Wait how'd you know?
No.760421
>>760418
Up all night?
>>760419
Oh, I know. Kiruko's my former disciple.
She's really come into her own.
>maybe a little misty-eyed
>>760420
Para-Medic convinced me to go see Dirty Harry. It was pretty cool.
No.760422
>>760420
Because I'm the Sorcerer Supreme, that's how.
You know how magic is! Actually...you really don't, don't you?
Oh nevermind that, you're going to need this.
>hands him a book
>>760421
Shuma-Gorath was trying to escape his plane of reality yet again, somebody has to keep him contained.
It was quite the workout.
No.760423
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>>760421
>uh
Now that's a little jarring.
As long as we're playing 20 Questions, what's with the robot.
No.760424
>>760421
You always did seem like the guy who'd enjoy a good Clint Eastwood flick.
A lot like Ocelot does.
>>760422
...what's this?
No.760425
>>760422
I thought he got bored of that. Oh well. I've got to thank you for assisting my grandson here.
>>760423
It's a gift.
>stoge lit
While we're on the subject, my business in Thailand has concluded. I'm sure you'll find it acceptable.
>Boss what have you done
>>760424
We watch a lot of westerns and those kaiju movies too.
No.760426
>>760424
It's a book on Hyrule's traditions, history, and anything else you might want to know. You'll need it.
When you're done with it, I expect it returned back to me. You can find me at the Sanctum Sanctorum in Gweenwich Village, you won't miss it. So when are you going?
>>760425
His mind is as chaotic as his dimension is, it changes constantly. The beast is far from sane.
And don't worry about it, it's the least I could do for all those times we went to a Mets game together. I need somebody to keep my temper in check at those games.
No.760427
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>>760425
By that I hope you mean all of Thailand hasn't concluded along with you. I think there are one or two people who would miss it.
Do I need an eyepatch to make this thing work or what.
No.760428
>>760425
I gotta be there for movie night more often, that sounds fun.
>>760426
Well thanks I guess.
Also now. Now would work fine for me.
No.760429
>>760426
Lousy umpires, they're worse than the wrestling referees.
The difference being wrestling is scripted down to the refs, sports are real.
They're actual, tangible people of no worth.
>>760427
You'll find that despite you and your force's absence, control has been maintained.
>is it a blink or a wink when you only have one working eye
You just get in the cockpit. Or hire a pilot.
>>760428
They're some of the most fun activities we have on base.
No.760430
>Flight_of_the_Bumblebees.mp3
>Sin what the fuck
No.760431
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>>760428
Now?! By the hoary hoasts of Hoggoth...
Do you realize what'll happen if you go there looking like that? They'll think one of three things, one is that you're a divine protector of the gods, two is that they'll think you're a demon sent to pillage their village and steal their kingdom out from under them, or they just won't care.
The odds are in your favor but risking it might not be the wisest idea. The second possibility is still a possibility.
>>760429
Umpires are just...I don't believe them. Not for a single second!
If it weren't taking advantage of my powers why I'd--
>>760430
BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO THAT MAN IS NUDE!
No.760432
>>760431
I'll risk it, Doc.
I can take it!
>>760429
Maybe when I get back I'll stick around for one. Sounds nice...
No.760433
>>760429
Is it a 1984 thing over there? I'll have you know I'm allergic to 1984 things.
Specifically because we both lived through the actual thing. Thank god for distracting pop music, I guess.
Since the pilot I hired is busy either knocking asteroids out of orbit or sitting on a pile of my money and laughing, looks like it's back to square one.
No.760434
>>760431
Naked?
>>760430
I see... a challenge has arisen.
>>760432
Excellent!
>>760433
Having choppers fly by blaring Take On Me was nice.
Or It Ain't Me.
Oh?
No.760435
>>760431
I like to call it comfortably unclothed!
>drops down
>backflips on the way
>TA DAAAAH
No.760436
>>760432
You're a brave lad, that will earn you quite the favor there I'm sure.
Anything else you wish to take with you before you go? Last chance.
>>760434
Naked, nude, letting the wind embrace him, letting the one eyed snake loose, showing off the abs, in his birthday suit, and other euphemisms meaning nudity!
>>760435
Goodness man, that leave might be poison ivy!
Don't put that there!
No.760437
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>>760434
It wasn't one of my best ideas, okay.
>taking care to hide the unfinished plans for her own Gearu from forever ago
>it's mostly crayon
Don't you mean Fortunate Son.
No.760438
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>>760434
I don't know what you mean, my challenge only arises in the presence of a beautiful woman.
>>760436
But think of the possibilities!
If it itches, you can totally scratch it in public! It's foolproof!
No.760439
>>760434
Yeah I hope I won't be gone for too long.
>>760436
Uhhh sure, just let me...
>grabs his cardboard box
>inside the box is a bag
get my stuff.
Okay, ready when you are.
No.760440
>>760436
Then the challenge must be answered!
>>760437
Do I? Oh well.
>>760438
>"FLEX'
>suit just fucking explodes
Behold!
>>760439
I'll see you later Jack.
No.760441
>>760438
Yes but it will still be itchy...and red.
Which is gross.
>>760439
Very well!
When you wish to return just think about coming back, then you shall be back!
See you later, enjoy your magical trip!
>MAGIC HANDS
>portal appears beneath Raiden
>>760440
Must you be naked when somebody else is naked?
No.760442
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>>760440
>?
>shattered sleeve falls on her face
Oh thank Christ.
No.760443
>>760440
Later Boss!
See when I get back!
>>760441
Got it Doc, I'll be fi--
>portal appears
>falls in
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
No.760444
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>>760440
...
...
Is this what passes for a beautiful woman in this country?
>wait
Oh, I see! So you want to challenge ol' Sin to a contest of nakedness, huh.
Then try this RELAXED POSING on for size!
>>760441
It'll go away eventually!
No.760445
>>760441
The challenge must be answered.
>>760442
Convenient!
>totally spying the bacon bits
>n i c e u
>>760444
There's no time for relaxation!
>STEEL
>TRAINING
No.760446
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>>760443
There he goes, into a brave new world.
Reminds me when I met Clea and saved her from Dormammu.
Oh to be young again...
>>760444
But until then it will be the worst experience of your life!
...that might be an exaggeration but it'll be up there.
>>760445
Well if you can't beat 'em...
>
No.760447
>>760445
>sitting behind a game show desk
>buzzers behind the counter
I want a good, clean, naked fight.
No.760448
>>760445
Ohoho?
No, I think I'm fine down here.
A man must know how to be fashionably naked in every event!
>OH MY, AN ODD MOVE BY SINBAD
>BUT WILL IT SWAY THE JUDGES
>>760446
You can't have a bad experience while taking in the breeze!
It's like, scientifically impossible!
No.760449
>>760446
One must feel nature flow through him in his barest form!
>soldiers popping out of the woodworks
>URRRRRRAAAAAAA
>jesus where the fuck were they hiding
>>760447
Respectable enough!
>pecs flex
>TerryCrews.exe
The guns are locked and loaded.
>>760448
Very well. We'll take this calmly in the only rational way possible: posing.
>A CHALLENGE WITHIN A CHALLENGE! HOW BOLD!
No.760450
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>>760448
When your long john starts getting red bumps do not come crying to me about it.
I warned you.
>>760449
...where on Earth did those soldiers come from?
No.760451
File: 1458328214736.jpg (86.01 KB, 550x755, 110:151, 058b244ebbec5bd572d98fe652….jpg)
>>760449
>handing paddles to all the MSF guys
Little late for the gimmick stealing talk.
Take one and pass it down.
>ahem
The posing portion has begun. Fire when ready.
No.760452
>>760449
A public display of muscles is much better than sullying them with fighting! I accept!
>pose go
Let's see if youth really can overcome experience!
No.760453
>>760450
>enter button wot the fuck
Is this a debate or of a pose-off?
Now pose! Pose for your soul!
No.760454
>>760450
Old sneaking secret.
>>760451
Is it stealing when you reclaim from an expy?
>>760452
>it's time for
>the thinker
Experience is a wall, boy. Do you think you can surmount it?
No.760455
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>>760453
Oh now you're in for it.
>
>>760454
Sneaking secret?
Must be one good secret to even confound the Sorcerer Supreme.
No.760456
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>>760454
I'm gonna need another robot for this.
>hmm
>HMMMMMMMMM
>turns to her fellow judges
>hushed whispering
No.760457
>>760454
>I see your Thinker
>and counter with Michelangelo's Caesar
I've hopped plenty of walls in my time, old timer.
This one doesn't even have barbed wire, I'm insulted!
>>760455
>is that magic
Ohhhhhh...
No.760458
>>760455
It's no magic, just something I honed and taught my disciples.
>>760456
Another one, eh? That's pushing it just a little don't you think?
>>760457
>not bad
It doesn't need it. You see... this wall, is ever-changing!
>he's glowing
>it's a signature pose!
No.760459
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>>760457
>why yes it is
>
You should know better than to get into a posing contest with the Sorcerer Supreme!
>>760458
Well I'm most impressed.
No.760460
>>760458
You don't have the time to be misunderstanding jokes on purpose.
>twirls a finger
Stick the landing, give us a spin. You know how it works.
No.760461
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>>760458
>gasp
So that's how it's gonna be, huh...Looks like I'll have to use that.
>uh
>flipping through a book
Well one of my seven that's anyway.
>Djinn Equip: Focalor
>AND A STUNNING MOVE BY SINBAD
>>760459
>AND HE'S STOPPED POSING
>DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
You're just what I've been looking for!
No.760462
>>760459
I'm delighted to know there are some things that can still surprise you!
>>760460
I've got all the time in the world.
>
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>760461
>the posing has stopped!
Well, I guess that's that then.
No.760463
>>760461
For what?
>>760462
I am still human, you know.
Though I have seen much I have not seen everything.
No.760464
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>>760462
>!
You have no id-
>uh
As it turns out, there weren't any numbers on these signs in the first place. Tie's been called.
No.760465
>quiet groaning
>who wears white clothes and has a hangover?
>this guy
Note... to self. Never go drinking with Thor ever again.
No.760466
>>760462
Bummer, looks like I throw in the towel on this one.
But that was some damn fine posing out there for an old-
>??
Young...man?
>>760463
There's a friend of mine I need a real magician to meet. Don't worry, you probably don't even have to do anything.
>>760465
WAAGH, A GHOST!
No.760467
>>760463
Even better.
>>760464
Tie?
>
>>760465
Drinking with the gods isn't a bad way to go, eh?
>>760466
You weren't so bad either, ...uh, birdman?
No.760468
File: 1458330645535.jpg (155.89 KB, 509x800, 509:800, He looks so fucking grumpy.jpg)
>>760465
Honestly there's crazy and then there's just plain reckless.
What were you thinking?
>>760466
A friend, eh?
Well I'll be departing very soon but here's my card.
>hands him a business card
>"Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme"
Say my name and I just might appear.
>>760467
Yes!
I was taken aback by the cyborg's conviction earlier as well.
Traveling to another world can be dangerous you know.
No.760469
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>>760467
>gkkt
Are you trying to sway this jury's opinion after the fact, Mister Boss?
We'll have you put under in-house arrest until this trial's over.
>smacks a gavel
No.760470
>>760466
>Every fucking time...
I'm not a ghost. Not yet, anyway.
>>760467
It was definitely fun for a while. Now we're at the part where I start regretting it.
>I'm starting to think Asgardians have four livers. You know, like how cows have four stomachs?
>>760468
That Goldilocks would know when to call it quits. Stupid, I know.
No.760471
>>760467
>Focalor unequipped
>reglar Sin
The name's Sinbad. You've probably heard of me.
>>760468
>oh
>sad Sin
A real Magi, and top dog too, huh.
I guess it wouldn't hurt to wait a little longer.
>foot already tapping impatiently
>>760470
Hungover, eh?
You know what you must do, obviously the only solution is more alcohol.
No.760472
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>>760471
I already died of alcohol poisoning once last night. For some reason, that wasn't enough of a red flag for me to stop.
No.760473
>>760470
He's an Asgardian! All of them drink like it's Saint Patrick's Day every day!
And when it's actually Saint Patrick's Day...?
You've doomed yourself to your fate.
>>760471
I'm sorry but I've got quite the schedule today! I hear rumors that Dormammu is going to send an army of Mindless Ones to the realm of the water people!
I must not let that happen!
No.760475
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>>760468
When we have a goal we do it.
>>760469
Is it working?
>:3c
>>760470
The problems of alcohol.
>>760471
Another one of those ghosts then. I prefer Alexander the Great.
No.760476
>>760473
I'm not exactly known for making good decisions, Doc.
>>760474
What's there to be confused ab- Oh. Sorry, I've just gotten used to people knowing my story by now. Simple answer is, I'm pretty much immortal.
>>760475
There are reasons why I don't drink that often. Nine times out of ten, it doesn't end well.
No.760477
>>760473
Oh...yes! Dormammu and the water people.
>sage nodding
Why didn't you just say so, I wouldn't get in the way of something like that.
Because that sounds...very important?
>>760475
W-Wait a minute, why does everyone think I'm a ghost?
>sniffs his pits
I showered last week and everything.
>>760476
Are you famous or something?
Wait no back up, immortal?
No.760478
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>>760475
I suppose but trekking to another world just to see a lady when you have no knowledge of it?
I must admit that's bold. This is not my first time seeing it, but it captivates me each time it happens...
>>760476
Well yes I already knew that but this should've been an obvious no-no even for you.
>>760477
It's HIGHLY important!
The most important thing I might do today!
...which might not mean much considering I haven't done much but still.
No.760479
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No.760480
>>760476
I don't either. It dulls the senses.
>>760477
Odd hair color, claiming to be a fictional and long-long-long lived explorer. Fits the bill alright.
>>760478
It's really something, huh. I wouldn't know.
>>760479
Fair enough.
No.760481
>>760480
Don't push your luck, Big Boss.
Or do, it works out for you guys all the time.
>looks up at the RAY
...I'll be back for this.
>strolls out
No.760482
>>760478
Same here!
All I did today was lose my clothes and find that big leaf I flew in on.
Do you know how hard it is to find giant leaves in this country? It's ridiculous.
>>760480
Hmm, hmm.
>nod nod
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>gleam~
I saw plenty of people with purple hair in that coffee shop I saw, your argument is invalid.
No.760483
>>760477
Infamous would probably be a better word to use.
>shrugs
Got left for dead when I was working as a mercenary back in Egypt. Managed to crawl into the temple of the Egyptian moon good before I finally kicked the bucket. Then he decided to bring me back from the dead and make me his newest "avatar." Now I basically have a "Get Out of Death Free" card on me at all times.
>>760478
Getting completely plastered seemed like a better option than potentially pissing off a guy who can lift a planet.
>>760480
That, and drinking tends to make me remember all the lowest points in my life.
No.760484
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>>760480
Yes it's almost magical, y'know.
Never believe it's not so.
>>760482
The leaf was ridiculously big.
Maybe you should keep one handy whenever possible.
>>760483
I guess but I'd still argue otherwise.
Then again I'm the Sorcerer Supreme, a guy who can lift a planet isn't that hard for me to f--
Oh dear. I must get going. Something drastic has taken place!
See you later Moon Knight!
>gone
No.760485
>>760481
That wasn't so bad.
>poink
There we go.
>>760482
Absolutely disgusting.
>>760483
It is a depressant.
>>760484
There he goes.
No.760486
>>760483
>[furious nodding]
So you captured a Dungeon.
>Sin no don't just not pay attention
Or, you know, something like that.
>>760484
I will, thank you father!
>>760485
Eh?
No.760487
>>760486
This was a good country once upon a time. Now it's filled with neon colored garbage.
>sticking a teleport fulton on himself
>through the wormhole
No.760488
>>760484
Huh... see you around, I guess.
>Something crazy must be going down if Strange left that quickly. Should we be worried? And by "we", I mean "you." 'Cause I really don't give a shit.
>...Nah. Strange can handle it himself.
>>760485
Too bad most people don't figure that out until after their first AA meeting.
>chuckles
>dark humor best humor
>>760486
...You didn't even hear half of what I just said, did you.
>sighs
Whatever. Bottom line is, my name's Moon Knight, and I can't die.
No.760489
>>760487
>!
That's actually partly why I'm he-
>oh there he goes
This place is crazier than I ever thought.
>>760488
And Khonshu the moon god decided you were worth more alive than dead.
>taps his head
Subterfuge, plus it's just fun sometimes.
You can call me Sin.
No.760490
>aaaaaa sensei was here
>aaaaaa bacon was here
>collecting herself
At least I did not make fool of myself.
No.760491
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>>760489
Alright. Nice to know you were just playing dumb. I've gotta deal with way too many actual idiots around here.
>thinkgen bout putting Hawkguy in the gahbage
>internally relaxed
>>760490
Don't see why you'd need to worry about that, honestly.
No.760492
>>760490
>uh
Wait wait wait, I have clothes don't worry.
>struggling into the towel from yesterday
I don't think my nose could take another belt like that
>>760491
>I think about doing that to Judal all the time
>good vibes
Well, sometimes.
I haven't had the chance to meet many around here just yet anyway, but there's something...I don't know how to put it about them.
Weird? Yeah weird works.
No.760493
No.760494
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>>760491
Never you minding. It is nothing important.
>>760492
Thanking you.
>fuggin naked weirdos
No.760495
>>760492
Just keep sticking around. Things are pretty much guaranteed to get a whole lot weirder.
>>760494
Doesn't sound that way, but I'm not about to try and force answers out of you.
>shrug
No.760496
>>760494
Given any more thought to our talk?
>pulls an apple from behind her ear
>om
I saw you looking at my tails, by the way.
>>760495
Good! Things were getting a mite boring back home, that's why I decided to take a field trip out here.
That man with the bad hair, is he really about to become this country's leader?
No.760497
>>760495
My teacher was here. I did-a-nut want to look dumb.
That is all.
>>760496
Eh? Talk?
>she don't remember
No.760498
>>760496
It's starting to look that way, although I'm pretty sure he'll get assassinated pretty quickly if he actually does.
>rubs the back of his head
Not sure how to feel about the guy, to be honest with you. Spotted him a few days before I moved out of New York and he... asked for my autograph. And I'm not the type of person who has many fans.
>>760497
Again, don't worry. You should be more concerned about looking dumb in front of people who don't like you, not the ones that do.
No.760499
>>760497
Ah...man I thought that was one of my better speeches.
>shrug
You know what they say, you only look as stupid as you feel.
And you definitely feel soft to match that exterior, trust me.
>:3c
No.760500
>>760498
Well that's good, isn't it?
You know if you don't want people asking for autographs, you probably shouldn't be wearing a big white sheet like that.
>nod nod
No.760501
>>760498
I guess you are right...
>>760499
>
>
>
Eh?
>that's your only warning Sin
>next time is punchies
No.760502
>>760500
Being as noticeable as possible is sort of my gimmick. Most people who see me are automatically scared shitless. Provided they know who I am, anyway.
>>760501
>nods
As cliche as this is probably gonna sound, a sign of a good friend is how much they're willing to forgive you for.
No.760503
>>760501
>I feel like I should probably stop soon
>...fiiiiiiiiine
Anyway, the point is if that you believe in your leader as much as they believe in you, you've got nothing to fear.
It's the responsibility of the people to get rid of what they don't like, y'know.
>>760502
Really?
>staring
Well I know you now and I don't really feel anything.
Maybe a little hungry, I guess.
No.760504
>Predator log update
>Jack has found the strange doctor
>now he is off to find his true love or something
>and for the first time in a long time I feel something
>I fell alone.....
No.760505
>>760502
I do not have any friends.
>t f w
>f
>w
>>760503
>wat
Leader? I do not have a leader. Work for myself and the people who need purotekting.
No.760506
>>760504
The crab thing is back!
>>760505
See? Now I'm the one looking stupid.
I knew somebody like you before, turns out all of his problems were one he made for himself.
>no friends
Well I know we didn't get off on the right cup, but...
No.760507
>>760503
I meant "know who I am" as in "know what my reputation is." When people start getting scared of me, it's because they think I'm going to kill them.
>>760505
>frowns
>this feel is such a strong feel that it's even making Moonman feel
I'm... sure that'll change. I didn't have too many friends before I started coming here either. Just give it time.
No.760508
>>760506
You are vury confusing.
>pervy like senpai though
>>760507
It does-a-nut matter vury much. Did not come for friends.
No.760509
>>760506
>.....I should go crabbing
No.760510
>>760507
Isn't that why anyone is scared of anyone?
All fears boil down to a fear of death, at the heart of things.
Unless it's arachnophobia, that's just natural.
>>760508
True, but I do what I feel like at that very moment. Ideals are nice, but if you're in a bind because of them, what's the point?
And that had no relevancy to this conversation, huh.
Who do you have to protect here?
>>760509
That's the spirit! Crab battle!
No.760511
>>760508
Well, neither did I.
>birdgod pops up on his shoulder.
Yeah. He just showed up because I told him to.
>annnd he's gone
>annnd Moonman's facepalming
...What I'm trying to say is, making friends is just something that'll happen along the way.
>>760510
Then why doesn't Spider-Man give people heart attacks?
No.760512
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>>760510
>then it's time to go on the hunt
>for crabs
No.760513
>>760511
...Who?
>>760512
Now that you mention it, some crab sounds really good right now.
>hops up
Farewell, crab man!
>darts out
No.760514
>>760511
>still processing birdman just doing his do
...I think I will just go, come back later.
>away she goes
No.760516
>>760513
>watching him leave
...Well, that gives me an idea of how out-of-the-loop he is.
>>760514
>Khonshu: The Egyptian deity with no chill whatsoever
Alright. Be seeing you.
No.760517
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>>760516
Aren't you the guy who cut that one guy's face off.
No.760518
>>760517
>
...How'd you know about that?
No.760519
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>>760518
I didn't.
>red pls
I figured if I asked weirdos in costumes weird questions I'd learn something.
No.760520
>>760519
If you wanted to learn something, you should've stayed in school.
>
...Ah, who am I kidding? Wouldn't learn anything there either.
No.760521
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>>760520
Beats sitting on a mountaintop all day, I guess.
No.760522
>>760521
>blink
Why the hell would you do that?
No.760523
>...I'm going to hunt that
No.760524
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>>760522
>shrug
Just felt like it one day. See if someone else who could beat me at my own game would come by.
Took three years.
No.760525
>angrily storms in through a portal
What the hell do you mean Azrael got out!? Find him, set up an interference field and call me back. Now!
No.760526
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>>760525
>NYOOM
>here comes Tager
>
>uh oh
No.760528
>>760526
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
Hold still you big idiot, your spine's sticking out.
>
>>760527
>please don't mind the screaming giant man
No.760529
>>760528
>I feel like I should
>but I'm not the guy for that kind of thing
...
No.760530
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>>760528
>my existence is pain
>I just wanted to build a model ship
>why does he have to punch so hard
>[muffled Tager screaming]
No.760531
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>>760528
>>760530
>[registering concern]
No.760532
>>760529
>good
>because this is not a good day for sciencecat
>>760530
With Tager out of commission I don't have someone to deploy the containment field.
Fuck. Fuck!
>>760531
You get his ass back to the lab, he's heavy.
No.760533
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>>760532
>pink-red hair though
>mild kinship
Where.
No.760534
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>>760532
Yes, Maker.
>jams boomerang sword under Tager
>heave
>and carryan
No.760535
>>760533
Don't you spout monosyllabic phrases at me like I know what you mean.
>lolly'd
>grumbling
General direction my big idiot came sailing in from.
>Tager-shaped hole in the wall
>>760534
>scratching her head in frustration
This isn't good. At all. For anyone.
No.760536
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>>760535
...
>looking at the hole
>[calculates internally]
>reminded of Kougyoko
Just wanted to make sure.
>sniff sniff
Closing in.
No.760537
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>am I relevant again
>no
>oh well
No.760538
>Wanders in quietly and starts pouring a drink
No.760539
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No.760540
>>760539
>Taking off his coat
... Can I help you?
No.760541
>>760540
Never smelled anything like that before.
>he means "space"
Might have a problem here. You might want to leave.
No.760542
>>760541
>Siiiiip
Nope. Don't wanna'.
No.760543
>>760536
He'll stop once he realizes Tager's not coming back and wander off.
Fucking Azrael.
No.760544
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>>760542
'Kay.
>just like Sin
>>760543
Wander off where.
No.760545
>>760544
>wanders back in
>crab fillets in tow
Oi, Masrur. What's all the commotion for.
No.760546
>>760544
Wherever there's fighting going on. Like a big testosterone-fuelled moth to a flame.
Now if you'll just shut up I'm gonna go home to track him before the bodies stack too high.
>portal go
No.760547
>>760545
A fight.
>
Was a fight.
>crab
>oooooo
>>760546
>shut up
>???
>this confuses the lion man
Oh.
No.760548
>>760547
These guys sure seem to like their fights, huh...
>tosses a crab
Oh well. Man the fort, would you? I have some serious drinking to get done.
No.760549
I think I went too far. I can't see anything.
No.760550
>Scans the room for tail from behind his sunglasses
Nothin'
>Takes another swig of his drink and looks to the door
>>760549
You alright there kiddo?
No.760551
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>>760549
There you are, where the hell have you been!
I have better things to do than just fly around looking for your dumb ass, you know!
No.760552
>>760550
I think I broke somethin' in my eyes.
>the perils of telepathy
>>760551
>facing the wrong direction
How come you always fly everywhere?
No.760553
>tugging on a metal contraption
Why was he thinking this would stop me?
No.760554
>>760552
Shut up, what have I told you about talking to old perverts.
And being an idiot in general, do I have tattoo it to your fucking brain or something.
>flips him around
No.760555
>>760554
>JUKE
>BOX
>HERO
>GOT STARS IN HIS EYES
>literally
But he's my big bro.
No.760556
>>760552
Hm.
>They're all glowy and shit
Ah you'll be fine. A little childhood vision loss builds character.
>>760553
>"Ah- here we go"
>Grins
>Sits back down and pours himself another drink, watching her from behind the dark glasses
>>760554
>"what have I told you about talking to old perverts."
Who keeps letting these sassy children in here??
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No.760557
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>>760555
That's what they all say, then they want to give you candy, and soon you're a victim of pedophilia.
Do you know how much goddamn hassle it would be for me if that happened. Don't act dumb.
>>760556
I'M TWENTY EIGHT YOU SHITHEAD
No.760558
>>760556
This will rip my uniform...
>snaps the metal arms off like twigs
>beat passes
It is feeling like... someone... is wanting to of sell me thing!
>looking around
No.760559
...
...
...
This doesn't feel right.
No.760560
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>>760556
I guess, I mean I can sort of see anyways, just not with my eyes.
PSI-vision!
>>760557
Gee, miss Tatsumaki, you sure do care a lot if I get lost're somethin', but I'm not that helpless!
No.760561
>>760557
>28
>Yelling back at her
OH, ME TOO!
>>760558
>"This will rip my uniform..."
>Yes yes YES!
>It doesn't
Dammit...
>Siiiiip
No.760562
>>760560
I don't care! Why would I care! Who the hell would care about some punk brat like you!
Fine, get beat up or whatever, see if I care!
>>760561
BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING GEEZER
GO BACK TO YOUR COWTITS AND LEAVE THIS STUPID KID ALONE, GOT IT
No.760563
>>760561
Is something wrong?
No.760565
>>760562
>COWTITS
The hell are you talking about- and get away from my lil'bro ya creep!
No.760566
>>760564
W-OI, DON'T TALK BACK
You're supposed to do what I say, I'm your fucking senpai!
>>760565
AAAH?
YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, DAMN IT.
>Hall goes rumble
No.760567
>>760566
>all this rumblan
Guess I gotta sooth the savage senpai with music!
>psi-shades go
No.760568
>>760565
Wow that was not the picture I chose...
>>760563
Nothing at all.
>Grins
Having some trouble there?
>One of the metal arms still hangs off her
What happened there, anyway?
>>760566
If you don't take three steps back from my little bro I'm gonna' call the cops...
No.760569
File: 1458348571153.jpg (161.56 KB, 515x800, 103:160, 6f5063b7e8d88e684cbf53676b….jpg)
>>760568
Ehh... pervert man in stupid costume.
>"I'm gonna call the cops..."
I am porice! Novice poricewoman, Otonashi Kiruko!
No.760570
>>760567
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A GOOD KID WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO ALL DAY CUT THAT OUT YOU'LL POKE YOUR EYES OUT WITH THOSE GLASSES
>>760568
I AM THE COPS
No.760571
>>760570
>
>>
You two gotta let off all that steam, I'm just setting the mood.
>cue R O C K
No.760572
>>760571
>
>
>
What.
>RRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.760573
>>760569
>"pervert man in stupid costume. "
>Resembles that remark
>Unsure if she's talking about where the metal arms came from or talkin' shit to his face
Uh...
>"I am porice!"
Excellent! We have someone potentially impersonating an officer.
>Points at >>760570
Hey lady! Badge number, now!
No.760574
>>760572
Rock and roll machine, faster than you've ever seen!
>is any of this making sense senpai
>I sure hope not
No.760575
No.760576
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>>760573
UM
THAT IS TO SAY
FUCK YOU PIG I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU SHIT
>>760574
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
>why is this groove so nice
>am I less pissed off or did I roll over on the dial
No.760577
>>760573
It was man in brown costume with...
>just recently learned how to read in English
"Spoiler".
>???
>lookan at Tornado
She is registered hero, they do-nut have badges.
No.760578
>>760576
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy, think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify!
>from Kiss to Megadeth covering Black Sabbath
>Ness please pace yourself
No.760579
>>760578
>NO
>STOP
>YOU'LL EXCEED THE BOUNDS OF SPACETIME
H-Hey!
No.760580
>>760579
>
>NESS NO
>rock singularity in 3...2...
No.760581
>>760580
>!!
>putting up a barrier
>too late
>AND SHE'S OUTTA HERE
>AND SHE'S OUTTA HERE
No.760582
>>760577
>Brown costume
>"Spoiler"
Huh. Not ringing any bells.
>"they do-nut have badges."
Exactly and she's claiming to be a cop - not whatever you just said. That's a problem. Also she's totally creeping on my little brother.
>>760576
Calm down shrimpy, we'll deal with you in a minute.
No.760583
>>760581
>
>
>
What was I doing again?
No.760584
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>>760582
Ahh... there is nothing I can do.
Heroes are above the raw.
No.760585
>>760584
>"Heroes are above the raw."
... Wait, really?
No.760587
>>760585
Not officially, but nobody cares what they do. Break things, beat people up.
If I do it, we get fined.
No.760588
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>>760587
But they also take care of the people the police can not.
No.760589
>returning looking a little more worse then when he left
No.760590
>>760587
. . .
>And then the most devious of schemes was hatched
>Stifling evil laughter
Ah. Interesting.
Well it looks like lil'bro handled it himself so no worries now I guess.
You on the clock, Officer Kiruko?
>Pouring drinks
>>760588
>>760589
Yo!
No.760591
>>760588
>just now remembered not everyone can punch so hard tornadoes are made
Right...
>>760590
No... I was let go. Am not really porice woman anymore.
Uniform is cute, so I keep it.
No.760592
>>760590
You are just in time for dinner and dessert. Miss Balalaika will hopefully also be around.
No.760594
>>760591
That it is. That is is.
>Slides a shotglass down the bar to her
That's a shame, though - why'd they let ya go??
>>760592
Nice!
>Hoping for sopapillas
No.760595
>>760594
The dessert is a poundcake I made. Please do not touch it until you've had your meal.
No.760596
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>>760594
I arrested a man who had ties to the police. He had me fired.
No.760597
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>>760595
"I'd like some poundcake!"
No.760598
>>760595
POUNDCAKE!?
I'D LIKE SOME POUNDCAKE!
https://youtu.be/SL_x1rRg7mM?t=5s
>>760596
Huh. Internal corruption?
No.760599
>wearing a hardhat
>stogie chewing intensifies
How's it coming, Boris.
>We've finished the background check, Kapitan. This thing really was made back in 2007 by the Marines. Cheap to mass-produce too.
I'll remember to be insulted later. I meant the status of getting the damn thing out of the swamp.
>Well, the crane has had some...problems.
Problems?
No.760600
>>760597
>>760598
I feel as if I am not being let in on some kind of inside joke...
No.760601
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>>760598
Yes. I lost my dream job, but is okay. Before police, I was mercenary.
Not difficult to get new job.
>>760599
You are needing it lifted?
No.760602
>>760599
>
>
>
I have several questions.
No.760603
>>760600
>Still doing a stationary hurricane-kick of excitement for pound cake
No idea what you're talking about.
>>760601
Hm. Well, Zeon is always in need of new officers. How comfortable are you with giant robots?
No.760604
>>760601
>Problems.
Boris, that crane was brand new.
>Izvinite, Kapitan...
Guh...
>looks over
No, I just wanted to stare at it a little more.
Any grip would be a little ungainly, it'd be appreciated.
>>760602
Remember how I'm a mafia boss, dear.
>nods to the RAY
Mafia bosses sometimes play white elephant in the middle of spring.
No.760605
>>760603
I have two questions.
One: is job temporary? I am not looking for longterm contract.
Two: how big is the robot?
>>760604
Is a little big...
>clearly weighs more than a car
>tappan into SPIRAL POWAH
But it will not stop ME!
>"HUP'
No.760606
>>760603
...How are you floating?
>>760604
White elephant?
>...
More importantly, dinner is ready. Should I serve you all?
No.760607
>>760604
>Watching the crane and RAY slowly sink back into the swamp from the balcony
>Whistles
It's both figuratively and literally a robot dinosaur! Neat!!
>>760605
Eh - that's negotiable. If you're good I can't promise we won't try and keep you around when your contract is up.
AV-98's about 8 meters tall. We've got bigger if ya want.
>Wiggling his eyebrows
>>760606
My soul isn't weighed down by gravity.
No.760608
>>760605
>sigh of relief
Go home, Boris.
>[buh]
How nice of Big Boss to give me the toy and the only person that can carry the toy.
...Didn't think where I'm going to put it.
>>760606
Like a secret Santa. I don't get it either.
>food
>still recovering from massive hangover
Yes food that sounds good yes.
>>760607
Unappreciated.
No.760609
>>760608
>Scowls
>Was genuinely appreciating it for what it is.
Hey! I minored in roboarchaeology at the academy. Sue me, Baconator!
No.760610
>>760607
I have third question: what do you want me to do with robot?
>currently lifting up RAY by one of its legs
>>760608
Sensei not give you me. I am my own woman. I choose where I go.
You need a hangar.
No.760611
>>760608
>>
I held back in making many stages.
>>760607
Magic?
No.760612
>>760609
Maybe "unhelpful" was the better choice.
>Boris leans in with a subpoena
We don't do that anymore, remember.
>jeez
>>760610
>shrug
No judgment from me. Not when you're holding my robot, anyway.
>and for other reasons
>eyeing the cockpit
A hangar isn't something I have, either. Be better if someone could drive the thing back to Thailand...
>>760611
>aaaaaaaaaaa
I'm over the hill, you know.
Too much good food and I'll get fat.
No.760614
>>760612
>putting RAY down back in the swamp
Is a good workout.
>already sweatan
>strength limit maybe found
No.760615
>>760610
Preferably put that one in a museum, and come pilot one for me. If policing is your passion there are plenty of criminals that get a hold of worker robots and re-purpose them to aid in petty crimes like bank robbery and space piracy. It's kinda the wild west up there once you get to the asteroid belt - they could use a new sheriff around those parts, I reckon'.
>Has slowly started talking a little like a cowboy
>Grew up on Texas Colony after all...
>>760611
Pretty much.
>>760612
>Free shrugs
Having a bad day?
No.760616
No.760617
No.760618
>>760613
You know how to pilot a giant robot?
You know how to drive at all?
What the hell was Russia doing all this time.
>fuggin Shagohod
>>760614
>[interesting]
I guess I should be thankful.
>Bala no now's not the time for Falco
Remember your rates yet?
>>760615
Pretty much always.
It happens, nothing more to it.
No.760619
>>760615
This one belongs to miss Balalaika.
Pilot a robot... I have never done that before. I am used to punching the criminals. It almost sounds not real.
>>760618
>shrug
You paid enough with the big wad of money.
No.760620
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>>760618
It can't be that hard, can it?
>clambering up like a spider monkey
>already in the cockpit
>!
It is stick! I can drive stick!
>>760615
Neat!
No.760621
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>>760619
Not what I meant. Hotel Moscow can provide more than just money.
The odd favor isn't out of the question for me.
>shrig shroog
I'd still like to have a conversation.
If time isn't an issue.
>>760620
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa no
Be-
>careful
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, alright.
AAA doesn't help people like me out, and especially if they knew I had that.
No.760622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>760619
Oh if that's your preference we've got robots that'll let you punch with your fists to your hearts content, sweetie.
>>760620
>Watching minimaid scurry into the RAY cockpit
Dawwww
No.760623
>>760621
>did I make a friend
>eeeee
We can do that. I am not your enemy.
>>760622
Really?
No.760624
>>760621
It will be fine, don't you trust me?
>>760622
W-what are you making that noise for?
No.760625
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>760623
Totally. The mobile trace system has been around for a while.
>Imagining Kiruko getting suited up
We can adapt it for use in almost any standard sized mobile suit.
No.760626
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>>760623
I don't think either of us are people anyone is actively looking to piss off. We should start a union at this point.
>looks up to the big dusty neon sign
>LEGION OF DOOM: FORMER EVIL PERSON HANGOUT
Oh. Right.
>>760624
That's not fair and you know it.
>sweating
Just take it slow. For me.
>>760625
Alright mister archaeologist, put your degree to the test.
>points at the RAY
I want to know that thing backwards and forwards. Price is negotiable.
No.760627
>standing in front of the mirror
>trying to dye his ponytail blue
No.760628
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>>760625
Then... I have no reason to say no.
Okay. I work for you if you are needing me.
>>760626
>she's getting hype from the idea of robot police
I am not vury famous. People hired special unit Phantom off reputation of group.
No.760629
>>760627
>someone in the distance yells out "Don't call anybody!"
No.760630
>>760629
But I don't even have a phone!
No.760631
>>760628
>Awww yisss!!
Excellent! Welcome aboard, Officer Kuriko!
>Salutes
No.760632
>>760626
It is like driving a tank.
No.760633
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>>760628
>baww
About the same for me. Not your average Spetznaz captain.
>grin
You'll have to tell us all how it looks from up there.
>>760632
...You've driven a tank?
Answers to your past ending in "the head maid made me do it" are no longer acceptable. Effective immediately.
>arms folded
Show me something then, ace pilot.
No.760634
>>760631
Yes!
>crisp salute
>stood up too straight
>top two buttons pop off
Ohh...
>>760633
I will take pictures!
No.760635
>>760633
Backing up!
>it's good
>it's good
>it's good
>dead trees falling apart in RAY's wake
No.760636
Take your medicine, Archer.
>Surely there's another way to reach an accord?
This is the recompense. And don't call me Shirley!
No.760637
>>760634
>pff
A real space oddity.
If you see Sputnik up there, don't be shy.
>flicks two buttons over
>>760635
>OOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO
Yes...Yes that's very nice.
>
Hey-Fabiola, don't go too far, it's dark!
>oh god an exclamation point
No.760638
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>>760636
>what did I just planeswalk into
>right between Arty and Hood
Err... excuse me.
No.760639
>>760637
>AAAAAAAAAA IT IS DARK
>RAY stopped moving
No.760640
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>>760626
Gladly
>Adjusts his sunglasses like they're coke-bottle nerd-specs
What you've got here is a textbook example of Mechanitiapparatis Raysaurus... You can tell it's a male by it's short tail and AI pods to connect it into a control network. It was designed to hunt in packs with its brothers and protect their mobile nuclear-armed nest. the females had longer tails and.......
>>760634
>Too distracted by tits to finish his sentence
>This is going to be a fun cadet
At ease! You start zero-gravity training tomorrow morning. In the meantime have a drink with me.
No.760641
>>760638
>uh oh
>COLLISION COURSE, CAP'N
>Arty dives beneath Jace's feet just in time
>narrowly avoids any unpleasant sack tappage
>COMBAT ROLL
>Isn't he great, folks? Let's give him a big hand!
My word...
No.760642
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>>760637
>nabs the buttons
I need less tight top...
>>760640
This is vury cool!
>oh no
>drinking
I am... a lightweight.
No.760643
>>760642
>Note to self
>Make sure her uniform has buttons and not the standard zipper
It means gravity doesn't weigh on your soul. It's a good thing.
>Pouring another shot for himself
So tell me about yourself, cadet. You used to be a mercenary?
>Siip
No.760644
>>760639
>I must protect and nannies too slow
>leaps onto the RAY, Shadow of the Colossus is go
>spontaneously growing fatigues
улыбка ты сын сука.
>pulling at the cockpit
>>760640
>jeez
No no, let's hear the rest of it. I want to know how a walking tank mates with others of its species.
>>760642
>tosses her white shirt from underneath the pantsuit jacket
Don't mind the bloodstains.
No.760645
>>760641
I get the feeling I'm interrupting something.
>few steps back
Right then. Carry on.
No.760646
>>760645
Well-
>Thank ya kindly, Prozac.
>Archer has left the building
No.760647
>>760644
>I like this human's style
No.760648
>>760644
Oh they don't. They were produced in a factory inside their nest and replaced as necessary. The female units generally had heavier head armor and were intended for a pilot while the males were autonomous - this is why the females had a longer tail to counterbalance the extra weight of the armor and pilot. the tail also increased the female units possible travel range from the nest making it the "ace" interceptor of the brood. The male units could be piloted but were generally more expendable and staid close to the nest to protect it.
>Sip
No.760649
>>760643
I used to be leader of mercenary unit called "Phantom". We kept quiet and did our job well.
>thinking back
I was born and raised on battlefields, wanted something new. So I decided to change and be kindhearted porice woman.
It was a nice change until it ended.
>>760644
>uh
>uh
No.760650
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>>760646
You're not going after him?
No.760651
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>>760647
>and she likes this alien's movies
>>760648
So I got the bum end of the bum stick. I'd say typical but that's overplayed.
I don't know why Big Boss would see it fit to give me one of these things that could only be operated by a child, it's not like child safety isn't a great concern of his.
>few chuckles from the audience
So, do it get it neutered or what.
>>760649
What, we're about the same size in that department. Just a head taller.
>
Oh.
>closes the jacket up
No.760652
>>760651
I needed to make space: we're going mobile.
No.760653
>>760650
That one makes it especially difficult to chase. And chasing is one of my specialties.
>shakes his head
I also don't have the heart to tell him stepping on tacks with metal shoes doesn't hurt in the slightest.
>grin
Apologies about almost hitting you. Seems I forgot my headlight fluid.
No.760654
>>760651
Well... thank you for the shirt.
No.760655
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>>760652
Switching to Verizon, are we?
I can't complain, fewer dropped calls than AT&T.
>tucking mini into the jacket
>>760654
This isn't one of those cases where you never got a gift from somebody before, right.
I'm an icy bitch first and a person second, fixing first impressions I make is practically a second job.
>...
If that thing is tight on you too I'm gonna scream.
No.760656
>>760653
It happens. More times than I'd like to admit.
No.760657
>>760649
Interesting. We have a few special forces groups in Zeon if you ever get tired of the beat.
>Eagerly awaiting to see if she'll change shirts in front of him or not
>>760651
Eh not exactly. It's only lacking a bit of forward facing armor and has a range of about 200 nautical miles. It's still packing a lot of fire power and lacking a tail actually makes it more agile in ground combat than it's more aquatic-prone sister.
>>760655
>Is gonna' scream if it fits her okay.
No.760658
>>760655
For my 16th birthday everyone gave me a knife. It was nice.
>>760657
I am vury strong.
>balls her fist up
Maybe not giant robot strong, but still.
>considering the special forces gig
>but that's not exactly temp work
>she doesn't seem to be changing shirts at all, just holding it
No.760659
>>760656
Oh?
I'm sure you say that to all the manhunts you interrupt.
>Arty quit the smug
I am Saber.
No.760660
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>>760655
Beats Sprint, that's for sure.
No.760661
>>760659
>
>
>
Oh, right, the War. I completely forgot.
Is everyone else dead yet?
No.760662
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>>760657
>I know that look
So it's practically amphibious.
>this is definitely according to keikaku
Then I take back everything I said. 200 miles off the coast of Thailand will get you pretty much anywhere else in Southeast Asia. And coming from beachfront property, I wouldn't want to leave something that valuable in the water with a bike lock on it.
>>760658
>cute
So now you have a shirt and some knives.
Treat them well, padawan.
>>760660
In Russia, we still use tin cans and string.
>hmm
On the campaign trail, huh.
No.760663
>>760661
>blink
You mean you were a participant?
>Caster or Master
>hey that rhymed
On the contrary, Gilgamesh has turned a microwave into a free magical transaction/summoning system. We get more by the day.
No.760664
>>760663
Well, the whole thing was a bust anyway. Once I looked deeper into it, I no longer wanted to participate. So I went home.
No.760665
>>760662
What does a shark do when it eats all the fish in the vicinity? It moves onto newer waters.
Feeding demons their due isn't cheap, you know.
No.760666
>>760658
>Staring at her still exposed cleavage, watching her flex
I like strong women.
>>760662
>practically amphibious.
No not practically - actually.
It's as amphibious as a crocodile! And I mean that in the mechanical sense - it's genuinely more of a reptile than an amphibian anthropologically speaking, but I think I'm splitting hairs here.
No.760667
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>>760664
You went home?
Well that's...almost completely unheard of.
I vaguely remember one war like that, there were a lot of pool scenes, and one of my old friends with tattoos all over his body.
No.760668
>>760662
Padawan?
>>760666
Uh... that is good. We will not run into problems I hope.
>just now noticed the staring
>and covering up
No.760669
>>760667
Providing for my Servant was easy enough.
>a golem is following Jace
>about knee height
Oh good god they've spread.
No.760670
>>760668
Oh there's plenty of problems out in space. That's where you come in, cheerful space police woman! You solve the peoples problems and beat up the bad guys and then ride off into the sunset - which you can do multiple times a day since there's multiple sunsets depending on where you are in space!
No.760671
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>>760665
What was the saying, "when hell is full, the dead will walk the earth"?
You're going to run out of earth eventually, you know. Do the demons go back to Hell then or move on to even beyond?
It just occurred to me how strange having a retirement talk with you must be.
>>760666
I was never one for biology.
Anatomy, though. All Spetznaz were trained in that.
>hmm
There's not a way to change the cockpit without invariably fucking something else up, is there.
>>760668
You haven't seen Star Wars.
I don't think Fabiola has either, come to think of it.
...Neither have I, despite that weird space guy with the red armor staring at me.
No.760672
>>760671
>Shrugs
What'd ya have in mind?
No.760673
>>760671
Conflict is human nature: I'll never run out of earth.
No.760674
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>>760669
>!
What's the problem? He looks harmless enough.
>patting the golem
I don't think I'm familiar with a Caster like this.
No.760675
...
Wait.
Hold the phone.
>>760671
>>760668
>>760639
You three haven't seen Star Wars?
No.760676
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>>760670
I mean inter... inter-rrr.
>gives up on the word
You and me.
>>760671
It is a movie?
No.760677
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>>760675
I never had time.
No.760678
>>760676
What ever do you mean?
No.760679
>>760671
>"I think they're onto us, sir."
We don't back down, Lieutenant, unless odds are insurmountable.
Also, what's an expy.
No.760680
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>>760672
Not having to use my maid as its solitary pilot would be nice.
I don't know a lot of kids, you see.
>>760673
Then I'll see you in another 30 years, mm.
>>760675
The Soviets weren't big fans of pop culture.
And finding a VCR in Afghanistan was hell.
>>760676
Supposedly.
From the looks of it, it's just a nerd engine, but it might be decent.
No.760681
>>760674
You don't understand.
>color draining from his face
So it begins... the great golem storm.
>they're pouring out by the thousands
>OH GOD
Fly you fool!
No.760682
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>>760681
>!
>slowly buried in golems
Um...
>OH NO
>THEY GOT ARTY
>YOU BASTARDS
No.760683
>>760680
That you will.
>>760679
>waving
>Boss no they're in cover
No.760684
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>>760682
I came to warn you! I came to warn all of yooooou!
>golems slowly filling the Hall like water
No.760685
>>760679
>I feel like someone wants to sell me a franchise
>squints at the filename
That's "cue" with a "c".
>blink
Weird.
>>760683
>wait
>??? + 30=
>uh
You're like John Stamos, aren't you.
No.760686
>>760677
>>760680
Fair enough. If you've got 6 hours to kill this weekend I highly recommend it and would gladly rewatch it anytime.
>>760680
Ah you just need it to accommodate a larger pilot? That might be a bit tough but I can see what's possible.
No.760687
>>760678
Please do not misunderstand!
It is just work relationship. It is bad to be on bad side of employer.
>>760680
Nerd engine?
>>760686
Hokay.
No.760688
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No.760689
>>760685
Miss Balalaika, I'm already dead.
No. Really. This body is made of the pieces of my cloned children's corpses and reinforcing nanomachines. They weren't using them.
So no. I don't get much older than this.
No.760690
>>760688
THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
>planeswalk downwards
>Jace is gone
No.760691
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>>760686
It'd be appreciated.
>
Do not paint it red while I'm gone.
>>760687
Nerd engine.
>shrug
I'll be watching it once Fabiola wakes up to work the DVD player. Welcome to it.
>>760689
So that's what smells like formaldehyde.
>looks over to Pred's taxidermy collection
Oh wait.
You know you can just die and come back good as new, right. You don't think I wasted all that time too, right.
No.760692
>>760687
>Blinks under the mask
No worries. I'm really not so intimidating once you get to know me.
>Mask off
>Glorious golden locks flowing as he shakes out the helmet-hair
And it sounds like you got fired from your last gig for being too good at your job so as long as your competent we'll have a great work relationship.
No.760693
>>760691
You have no idea how difficult that feat is nowadays what with the nanomachines and all that.
No.760694
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>>760690
>enemies
>lots of enemies
Like that Dynasty Warriors game Kanno plays...
>Arty don't go busta
>no one will be able to handle it
>HACK AND SLASH YOUR GUTS
No.760695
File: 1458360569128.jpg (1005.28 KB, 728x2088, 91:261, personal use full package.jpg)
>>760691
That's fine.
Red is for "Char's personal use only" anyway. We wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea about your pilot now would we?
No.760696
>>760691
>imagining a motorcycle engine running on senpais
Nerd...
>>760692
>OhNoHe'sHot.wav
>blatantly ogling
No.760697
>>760693
>
So what you're saying is that it's open season.
>>760695
Unnecessarily lewd.
>waggles a finger
Bullpup designs were always my forte anyway, aside from the Dragunovs.
>>760696
Don't strain yourself.
>patpat
>plsdon'tbitemyhand
No.760698
>>760697
Careful now. I might not care but my men are a different story.
No.760699
>>760696
>All according to plan
So - ever been to space before?
No.760700
>>760697
Oh - are you the intended pilot then? I'll keep that in mind for weapon selection.
No.760701
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>>760697
>too distracted
>??
>>760699
>blink
No. I have-a-nut.
>Engrish is such a bitch to type out
No.760702
>>760698
I'm allowed my idle fantasies from time to time, aren't I?
>looking around
Robot getting a remodeling. Weekend plans squared away.
>peeks down
Maid acquired.
I think I'm done for now.
>>760700
Most likely not, my first Lieutenant is more suited for that kind of thing.
>weapon selection
You know just what to say.
>>760701
>aw well
>saunters out
No.760703
>>760702
Everyone gets what they want.
>blending in with penguins
>waddling away with them
>Camo Index: 95%
No.760704
>>760701
>Can sense her frustration
日本人、右か？
これは、より簡単ですか？
>>760702
I'll tackle it this weekend.
No.760705
>>760704
それははるかに簡単です！
私はしかし私の英語を向上させることになっています。
>visibly excited
No.760706
>>760703
>tfw the penguin suit was cut from MGS2
No.760707
>>760706
>at least we got the chicken hat
No.760708
>>760705
>Nods
English for now it is then.
>Smiles
So you were born into the mercenary life, huh?
>>760707
>trudat
No.760709
>>760708
Yes. My father and mentor were in Phantom, all the men were my family.
No.760710
>>760709
and your mother as well?
No.760711
>>760708
>tfw MGS is dead
>pachinko is the end of us all
No.760712
File: 1458362484209.jpg (68.39 KB, 452x338, 226:169, being tittycop is sufferin….jpg)
>>760710
Never met her. Or my father. He died. Big Boss raised me.
No.760713
>>760712
>Big Boss's daughter
>Oh boy
Must've been something to be raised by the legend himself.
No.760714
>>760713
>thinking back
He treated me like any other soldier. It was a hard life.
But I am strong.
No.760715
OKAY, TIME TO-
Wait, where's Raiden.
No.760716
>>760715
Would you believe me if I said a wizard sent him to another dimension?
No.760717
>>760715
He is adventuring.
There is a post-it note on the fridge.
No.760718
>>760714
Good. I need you to survive...
>He looks out the window towards the sky
>A red dot on the horizon was Mars but what lurked out there was closer than that...
No.760719
>>760716
Were...were you there the whole time?
Did you sneak up on me?
Wow that's a refreshing feeling.
>>760717
A post-it note? He knows we only use handshakes for our important communications.
Miss...uh...
No.760720
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No.760721
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>>760718
I will not die anytime soon.
>beaming
I can punch tornadoes!
>>760719
You cannot be shaking hands when he is not around, silly.
I am Kiruko.
No.760722
File: 1458363630539.png (130.31 KB, 674x1070, 337:535, This is my rifle, this is ….png)
>>760719
>smirk
There's a reason why most people didn't think the Winter Soldier was actually real back during the Cold War.
No.760723
File: 1458363774984.jpg (100.48 KB, 769x576, 769:576, 6df62324419a24c0bc18ab0c7c….jpg)
>>760721
I'm-
>suit
Snake.
There have been great advances in handshake technology recently. You could shake a man's hand from 500 yards now and he wouldn't even know it.
>>760722
I thought it was because The Boss would have killed somebody like you.
You weren't uh, serious about the wizard thing right.
No.760724
>>760723
'Fraid not. I kinda helped make it happen too.
>shrugs
Raiden should be alright.
No.760725
>>760720
Totally.
How ya been, Spike? Still have a few tiger-striped lives left?
>>760721
Impressive! You'll have to show me what you can do.
>Wiggling his eyebrows
>"I am Kiruko"
Oh, right - I don't think I actually introduced myself before hiring you.
I am Char Aznable: The Red Comet - President of the Space Republic of Neo Zeon. It's been a pleasure meeting you, Kiruko.
No.760726
>>760724
...And you're still alive.
Don't get me wrong, I know about your freezing.
Didn't think FOX would have let such a high value target go, though.
No.760727
>>760723
>what
What?
>>760725
Stand back.
>she wasn't exaggerating
>punch so hard your fists are forces of nature
No.760728
>>760725
This cat goes where the day takes him.
Stalling out in the Kuiper Belt for the third time makes picking a vacation spot pretty easy.
No.760729
>>760727
Woooo
>Golf clap
>Very impressed
No.760730
>>760726
FOX probably would've found me somewhere down the line if the Soviets didn't have me constantly sealed in a cryostasis chamber. I was only allowed to walk around whenever they needed someone dead. Or if new sleeper agents needed to be trained.
No.760731
>>760728
Ouch. Did you flap your wings all the way home? I bet your arms are tired.
No.760732
File: 1458364557119.jpg (53.15 KB, 478x371, 478:371, 0cf3de85d1702880bc20b4b930….jpg)
>>760727
What?
>whoa ok that's a tornado
[!]
>>760730
From what Boss said, their intel was pretty extensive too.
Almost makes me think-wait nevermind there's a tornado here.
>HIT THE DECK
No.760733
>>760731
>holds his arms out
>wiggly noodles
Like water, huh.
Rare I say you this side of the orbit. What's up.
No.760734
>>760732
>hitting the deck
>bracing himself up against the freedom frisbee
Okay... I was not prepared for this.
No.760735
>>760729
Really?
>[EXCITEMENT]
>>760732
>I see where this is going
>the 'nado's already subsided
>attention turned back to Char
No.760736
>>760734
>wait I know
>BOX
Well I mean Boss lifted up a multi ton tank and I outran a nuclear blast one time, but this isn't your ordinary silliness.
This is...advanced silliness.
>>760735
>k then
No.760737
>>760736
...I don't think I like where this is going.
No.760738
>>760733
Oh ya know the usual - crusin' for Earthnoid women in my downtime.
>>760735
Totally! Do you want giant tonfas for your robot??
No.760739
>Sinbad's log: day 3
>Have been easily ignored since I got here. Also some kid stepped in my potato salad
>I have noticed a race of vulpine creatures that get a lot of attention. Valefor is perfect for infiltration
No.760740
File: 1458365230116.jpg (110.13 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-200f22cd9a915e988a3….jpg)
>>760737
This must have something to do with those Shadow Patriots.
>DON DON DONNNNN
No.760741
>>760738
You can do that?!
No.760742
File: 1458365258946.jpg (181.38 KB, 607x737, 607:737, ab06c8b97521777207b7208913….jpg)
>>760738
>feigns reeling in a fishing pole
>wink
No.760743
>>760740
Snake, you say that every time something even remotely weird happens.
No.760744
File: 1458365562312.jpg (35.14 KB, 550x727, 550:727, b25d0a7776bca76363f1df60d3….jpg)
>stogie lit
So maybe showing gramps their shriveled cadaver for a drink wasn't a good idea. But come on she coulda at least poured one out for the homie.
No.760745
>>760743
The Patriots were behind the Shadow Moses incident in 2005 that almost unleashed REX on the word.
The Patriots were behind the Manhattan tanker and Big Shell incident from 2007-2009 that almost destroyed the ecosystem of the entire American northeast as well as test their plans to control and manipulate information.
The Patriots were also behind the Guns of the Patriots incident, and I had to fistfight an old half-naked Liquid Ocelot on top of a Metal Gear.
No.760746
>>760741
There's actually a couple ways we could go about it. We'll have to see which you like best!
How do you feel about laser-tonfas?
>>760742
>Grin
No.760747
>>760745
>blink
>blink
...Fair enough, but what does any of that have to do with Kiruko making a tornado?
No.760748
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>>760744
>don't mind him
>still HACK AND SLASHING golems
Why won't you die!
No.760749
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>>760746
>glancing at the RAY
So what's with the museum exhibit.
No.760750
>>760747
We were...talking about that?
No.760751
>>760746
>hype thrusters building
Aaaaaahh, this is too cool!
No.760752
>>760748
Didja try asking politely?
No.760753
File: 1458366016167.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>760750
Uh... yeah. What did you think we were talking about?
No.760754
File: 1458366086321.jpg (229.04 KB, 600x443, 600:443, 8555075e3ed453b8dd0af398d0….jpg)
>>760752
Trust me, I gave them that option!
>watch, grandson
>at the HUAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
>maybe probably having fun with it
No.760755
>>760753
>Snake, remember the basics of social interaction
Uh...
So, see any good...sports games.
No.760756
>>760749
Baconbits wants me to get'm operational and retrofitted for a bigger pilot. I think she's planning on robbing cargo ships with it or something but it doesn't have hands to steal stuff with so maybe outright hijackings are her plan. Not sure.
>>760751
Heh settle down sparky - there's plenty of time to be excited when you test them out tomorrow.
>Pouring another shot
Here
No.760757
>>760754
Huh.
>pockets one of the smaller golems
Least they ain't Nazis.
>welcome to the musou grandson
>PAWNCH with bighand
>lashing with tail
No.760758
>>760755
>uh
...Not recently, no.
No.760759
>>760756
>processing
>processing
Baconbits?
No.760760
>>760756
Y-yes, I will be restraining myself.
>takes the shot
>still jittery from excitement
No.760761
File: 1458366422561.jpg (71.95 KB, 544x757, 544:757, f044fefc143c4aeb4d7f7fc614….jpg)
>>760757
>YOU ARE HUGE, GRANDSON
>THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE HANDS
>PUNCH AND SMASH WITH YOUR HANDS
Is it strange to say this is the most family bonding I've done in a while.
>just blowing golems away with IA at this point
No.760762
>>760758
I'll be honest I miiiiiiiiiight have forgotten what we were talking about.
But I've been studying on basic survival conversations for when you're in the wild.
No.760763
>>760759
>Trying to remember her actual name
Balaclava!
...No..
Baklava.
...
>Pulls out his phone and fucking googles it
Balalaika. That's her name.
>>760760
>Pouring another for her
So, what do you do for fun in your spare time, Kiruko?
No.760764
>>760761
This is pretty much the only actual family bonding moment I had that didn't end in everyone getting eaten by the Leviathan.
>holdan oldKaribah by the tail
>swoosh
No.760765
>>760762
...But we're not in the wild right now, Snake.
No.760766
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>>760763
Been offworld for a while, gonna need more than the name of a Slavic instrument.
Still gonna go through with the retrofit?
No.760767
>>760763
...Free time?
I look for next job.
No.760768
File: 1458366675327.jpg (275.86 KB, 500x727, 500:727, 6c405398c52647e2e59b10ebaa….jpg)
>>760764
>?
The one from the Bible?
>WHOOSH
Well that sounds like it would put a damper on things.
You wouldn't happen to have something to help with this, would you?
No.760769
>>760765
Can you tell me what state we're in right now, Bucky.
No.760770
File: 1458366812102.jpg (64.48 KB, 588x351, 196:117, Hellboy-Is-Visited-by-Afri….jpg)
>>760768
Try "giant soul eating demon whale".
>
Yeah, hang on.
>old fashioned pipe flute
>playing a tune
>all the golems halt
Follow the leader, skippy.
>skips on through a Hell portal
>golems piling in
>HB pops out a minute later
There.
No.760771
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>>760766
Yeah it's money. Plus right now the only one small enough to pilot it apparently is the maid and she's like 15 so despite that being the trope I'd like to avoid putting someone under-aged behind the wheel of a giant robot..
>>760767
Hm. No hobbies or interests? 100% business?
No.760772
File: 1458366995142.png (303.7 KB, 550x907, 550:907, 50e7b190d1217632e21573e337….png)
>>760770
>wew
Let me guess, the pied piper's flute?
>KARIBAH cooling down
...I'm not actually sure why I asked you to do that, I was having a bit of fun.
That's the problem with keeping old warrior ghosts like us around with an armistice going, isn't it.
No.760773
>>760771
There is always someone who needs something done.
It is all I know how to do.
No.760775
>>760771
Didn't know we had a philanthropist in our midst
>grin
If you're taking commissions, Swordfish could always use some work.
No.760776
>>760774
Yes. Which means we're in the wild.
I would have also accepted "state of panic".
No.760777
>>760772
Works like a charm. Only on small things though.
>
Jeez. I mean, I guess? I was kinda born to end the world and told that biz to take a hike.
It's on you if you're antsy for a butt kicking.
No.760778
File: 1458367304005.jpg (136.67 KB, 425x559, 425:559, 0a784ec2e448e6f8b088a65c55….jpg)
>>760777
Always so keen to pass the buck, I'm only making conversation.
Looks like we're two people who weren't very good at our jobs for our respective reasons, at least.
I tried getting a gym membership but they asked me to leave...
No.760779
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>>760776
Doesn't look very "wild" to me, but okay.
>scratches his head
Sooo... what now?
No.760780
>>760773
We'll have to find you something to enjoy then.
>Sip
>Staring at her one pretty eye
>>760775
I dunno man, I mean I'd love to but don't you think the old man would get mad that I messed with his baby?
No.760781
>>760779
You're going to work the garage sale with me.
No.760782
>>760778
So'm I.
Made you leave?
No.760783
File: 1458367492749.jpg (161.56 KB, 515x800, 103:160, 6f5063b7e8d88e684cbf53676b….jpg)
No.760784
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>>760780
>blink
Swordfish, not suicidal enough to try messing with the Bebop.
Hell, just lend me the tools if you please.
No.760785
>>760781
Garage sale? What garage sale?
No.760786
File: 1458367627954.jpg (264.86 KB, 700x594, 350:297, 181640a8f76cd15a27530ad071….jpg)
>>760782
Well, I just wanted to use the equipment for a little while, but you need a valid driver's licence and I don't have one...
It didn't help I might have pulled too hard on one or two of the machines. I started spackling the wall myself but they kept mentioning liability.
No.760787
>>760785
Outer Heaven's basically being moved in its entirety on board the completed Arsenal Gear.
We've got a lot of junk, so we need a garage sale.
And you're gonna do the cash register.
No.760788
>>760786
Jeez... kinda glad I'm not usually that strong.
No.760789
>>760787
Uh... sure. I can do that.
No.760790
>>760788
No? I would have thought Lucifer would put significant power in that hand if it does what it says on the tin.
>...
That was so offensive I'm sorry.
No.760791
>>760783
>Imagining her bouncing around in the ring
That'd work!!!
>>760784
Well alright, I guess I can work it into the schedule sometime next week.
No.760792
File: 1458367916702.jpg (37.01 KB, 588x587, 588:587, 5582afe3645958608dab987e3d….jpg)
>>760789
You can make correct change, right.
No.760793
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>>760790
I hit about as hard as three guys in one.
>shrug
All the power's in the crown. And right now it isn't floating up there.
No.760794
File: 1458367999266.png (667.67 KB, 614x966, 307:483, Chris Samnee is the best a….png)
>>760792
>nods
It's not that hard.
No.760795
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>>760791
You're a peach.
>stands up
Eye on the prize.
>he gon'
No.760796
File: 1458368071562.jpg (236.59 KB, 633x900, 211:300, 7ee01f5f66871e4c5c41ac18b2….jpg)
>>760791
>that's a whole lotta jiggle
Your face is all red.
No.760797
>>760794
OKAY, TIME TO SIT IN A LAWN CHAIR FOR FOUR HOURS
No.760798
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>>760793
So I can see.
I know you're not a big fan of the...what do they call it...powerwanking? But we're automatically parceled out with numerical statistics like one of those board games.
So, see any leprechaun friends yesterday?
No.760799
>>760797
...You do that, I guess.
No.760800
>>760796
Oh... is it?
It's my favorite color.
>Covers his face for a moment
>No nosebleeds this time tho, right on!
No.760801
>>760798
Shook one out for pocket cash, yeah. I owed a pretty big bar tab.
Retirement's not all it's cracked up to be.
No.760802
>>760800
I like green. There was not much of it on the battlefields.
Enemy uniforms, maybe.
No.760803
>>760801
No. But unfortunately for some of us it's the only path that doesn't drive those around us crazy.
I still have a job, it's just...a while in the coming.
No.760804
>>760802
Well, there's plenty of green out in space surprising enough. I think you'll like it. Mixed gravity is fun!
No.760805
>>760803
Got a present from Baba Yaga too.
>holding a jar with an eye in it up
It's my eye. Had to pull it out and give it to'er as payment for a favor. Guess she gave up.
No.760806
File: 1458369020474.jpg (298.47 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 9a76020d15f500f4d9cc62cd7e….jpg)
>>760804
Really? This is getting better!
No.760807
>>760805
...I'm not sure what to say.
I've never seen you accept a "sorry" easily before, and some kind of speech doesn't seem appropriate either.
Are you going to put it back in?
No.760808
>>760806
Yep! Even in the asteroid belt the colonies have gravity and forests in them. Some colonies are entirely hidden! and even then they're massive, entire cities and ecosystems exist in them so you'll have a lot of ground to cover.
No.760809
File: 1458369420792.jpg (76.89 KB, 736x955, 736:955, tumblr_n4prwywyWR1qzo8iho6….jpg)
>>760807
I grew a new one a little while back.
No.760810
>>760808
If I will be leaving, I should pack bags.
No.760811
>>760809
It seems like something those cult types would want to use for their nefarious purposes.
Any investigation going on at the moment? I'm sure I can spare some time to help.
I can be good cop.
>nodnod
No.760812
>>760810
>nods
Good thinking! We'll have to get you fitted for a space suit tomorrow.
No.760813
>>760811
I've been retired for six years now, gramps.
I just drink with skeletons and remember the good ol' days now.
No.760814
>>760812
Yosh! I will be back!
>mind the sonic boom as she goes
No.760815
>>760813
Oh.
Well they were a very nice group of skeletons.
I really wish I'd been able to meet this Daryl fellow.
No.760816
>>760814
>The deafening sound is totally worth the split second that the air-burst blows her skirt up before she's already out of sight
>Plops down on the couch
>Pinkie finger in his ear trying to stop the ringing
No.760817
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>>760815
They were your knights. Course they were nice.
>uh
Man is Daryl even still alive? Iunno, that was in the 70's.
No.760818
File: 1458370094344.jpg (212.81 KB, 732x678, 122:113, 4c67b9e856eee84111f43b0f77….jpg)
>>760817
>can you see him trying to not accept that
I think you mentioned him last time, the only giant I've ever known was the Green Knight, and Gawain killed him before I ever got a chance to see.
No.760819
>>760818
I wasn't asked to come back and cave his head in so I can only assume he's hidden away.
No.760820
>>760819
Well no, Gawain-
>oh
It must be nice to have made so many friends on the job, no?
No.760821
>>760820
Abe, Liz and Roger are pretty cool. Taught'em everything I knew.
Think Abe took my place as BPRD's number one guy. Prouda him.
No.760822
File: 1458370636337.jpg (224.17 KB, 700x493, 700:493, tumblr_mos77pDpXO1qay17mo1….jpg)
>>760821
My job's been taken over by a vampire.
Or a Pakitani woman who replaced a man in a costume made to look entirely like the Union Jack.
I think I'm still processing that one.
No.760823
File: 1458370716560.jpg (94.31 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_o39ryg77WM1v8l1syo1….jpg)
>>760822
>he just remembered Roger's dead
>nip of whiskey out of a flask in his jacket
Jeez...
No.760824
>>760823
>hand on shoulder
>thanks dragonblood for not burning me
>silent granddadfu empathy
No.760825
>>760824
Drink to forget.
Think I'm gonna go crawl in a hole for a bit.
No.760826
>>760825
Forgetting isn't what we should be doing,
I've been tossed around enough recently for just that to let this slide.
>nodding
But I also already get too many talks about invading personal space.
You know where I'll be.
No.760827
>>760826
Appreciate it, gramps.
>Hell portal goooo
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>Notes on the country of America
>a representative democracy, America is strange in that it has no native ethnic majority.
>this is a point of contention in the upcoming elections, and should make for interesting entertainment
>also there are barely any women in this swamp. Send help immediately