No.760830
>Meanwhile, Pigs LEEG IN SPAAAAACE
No.760831
And now this place is floating around outside orbit. Jesus.
No.760832
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>>760831
It's not all bad.
>says the giant robot outside peeking in through the huge yellow windows
No.760833
>>760832
Maybe I'll just see if I can repair this mess.
>helmet go
>zero-g thrusters goooo
No.760834
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>Slave I doing a fly-by
Huh. Dome in space.
That can only end badly.
No.760835
>peering outside
This is fine.
I suppose I'm the only one awake right now.
No.760836
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaace
No.760837
Cu's going to be upset that he didn't get to see this sight.
>>760835
Master, should we try and bring this place back?
No.760838
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>>760836
Talking debris...
>>760837
My usual way of returning places from orbit back to a planet's surface is crashing them.
I could but not for free.
No.760839
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>>760838
Payment for services rendered. That's fair.
I'll go take a look around. It's deathly quiet.
No.760840
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>>760839
Do you have to call me master? It's uncomfortable. Just call me Samus.
No.760841
>>760840
Very well.
>spiritmodo
No.760842
>looks out the window
>down where there should be swamp water
>nothing but stars
The view almost reminds me of the Moon Cell.
>Run Ru
What is the meaning of this nonsense?
No.760843
>>760842
Things happen when I get bored.
No.760844
>>760843
That doesn't make any sense.
No.760845
>>760844
Well you see I was going on one of my midnight walks all over everywhere I could think of when I stumbled across this dump's "emergency evacuation" button.
So I pushed it. And now we're in space.
No.760847
>>760846
Because I can.
And now I'm going to go put a scorpion in Trump's hair.
>gone
No.760848
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>floating around in the low gravity
>bonking into things
HOLY FUCK WE'RE IN SPACE
No.760849
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>>760848
>zero-g tiddies
>aw fukken ye
Great, right?
No.760850
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>>760849
>pinwheeling
Jay
Jay we're in fucking space
Do you realize what being in fucking space means?
>guns cocked
I can this
>bang
>shot force blowing her around
>incoming
No.760851
>>760850
>doing loops in midair
Lookit me, I'm fucking Nightwing or some shit!
Circusboy ain't the only one with mad hops now.
No.760852
File: 1458428393900.jpg (290.33 KB, 764x1000, 191:250, 61326044cd83d73a36808e31f4….jpg)
>>760851
I'm fuckin' Punisher!
>bangarang
Oi, is it fuckin' dangerous or some shit to be shootin' inside when we're in space-
>bang
>das a hole in the window fam
Woo! Now it's a real goddamn space movie!
No.760853
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>>760852
>if this place decompresses we're gonna die
>aaaaaaaAAAAAAA
>yanked towards the window by vacuum
>tugging on a shutter to seal it
Grab something unless you wanna bite it!
No.760854
>>760853
>arm crooked around a lamp
>which is still somehow stationary
Drop trou, Jay! Be a real fuckin' hero, plug that hole!
No.760855
>>760854
>shutter's stuck
>thinkthinkthink-
What the hell am I even doing.
>nabs one of Roy's insta-gunk arrows and plugs the hole
>fast-drying sealant goes here
Good thing my jacket doubles as Harper's quiver.
No.760856
File: 1458428950658.jpg (356.11 KB, 850x841, 850:841, sample_1fcce3a638e47f9d38b….jpg)
>>760855
Lame!
>normal air flow resumes
>bonk
Busted window isn't fuckin' Superman, man. You oughtta see the look on your face!
No.760857
>>760856
I don't like choking to death in a silent vacuum from here to eternity. If I'm gonna go down for good it's gonna be in a big ol' blaze of glory.
Or Superman tossing me into the sun.
No.760858
>>760857
Says the dipshit that'll just get a free ride back to terra fuckin' firma th'next time you go tits up. Ain'tcha gotta ask the goth chick for somethin' more permanent?
Me? I'm waitin' for just the right gutter.
No.760859
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>>760858
I only come back where my body is, Revy. If I'm in space I'm just gonna die the second I wake back up.
>big sis
Iunno where she even is. Not home, that's for sure.
>guh
Gutter, huh. Bet you can do better.
No.760860
>>760859
So how come you came back in a dirty tux the next day after I shot ya over Mario Kart? Gotta let me in on somethin' like that one day.
>shrug
Eh, least now with all the Robin it won't be for nothin'. Don't want anybody that fuckin' matters seein' my ass in those green shorts either.
No.760861
>>760860
Hell're you on about, dirty tux?
>guhuhuh
>all the more view for me then
No.760862
>>760861
>wiggle wiggle
Ah?
Fuck you, you hit me with that blue shell, remember?
So I put a bullet in Donkey Kong and a bullet in you, fucker disappeared after that.
No.760863
>>760862
I remember getting shot and getting up but I was right where I was, Rev.
No.760864
>>760863
You talkin' to me?
I say are you talkin' to me-wait no.
Whatever, this thing got a big laser or some shit?
No.760865
>>760864
Luthor built it.
>beat passes
That's a "yes". Wanna blast some shit?
No.760866
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>>760865
Does a bear shit on a landmine?
Fuck if I know, but it sure blows up good.
Let's put a dick on the Buddha out front in Roanapur, always hated that fucking thing.
No.760867
>>760866
Pfft. Let's see if it's accurate enough. Controls are on the lower level.
It just dawned on me that nobody really remembers there's a lower level. Other than the other hot tub.
No.760868
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>>760867
...We got another hot tub?
YOU MADE ME PUT THE DRYER ON ITS SIDE AND USE THAT, YOU SHIT
No.760869
File: 1458431192154.png (157.14 KB, 500x687, 500:687, triple dog dare you, bitch.png)
>>760868
You wanna step in the pool where everyone fucks in, that's your business. Careful not to slip on spooge.
I think it was semi-recently cleaned by Black Manta though...
No.760870
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>>760869
Fuck that guy, wanted me to eat a local burger and then just dipped out.
Pools ain't so good for fuckin' anyway, buncha dumbasses.
>
Not like I'd know.
No.760871
>>760870
You just wanna give it a go.
>cheesegrin
Aight, not like anyone's around to do anything.
No.760872
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>>760871
Don't make me get the fuckin' minigun, Jay.
No.760873
>>760872
>shrug
If you won't I will.
No.760874
>>760873
Gettin' the minigun.
No.760875
>>760874
Jeez.
>just kinda
>staying to the side of her aim
No.760876
>>760875
YOU PIECE'A SHIT JUST LET ME SHOOT YOU
ONCE, TWICE, COME OOOON
>blink
Hey Jay, ever wonder why we're here.
No.760877
>>760876
Just to suffer?
>swiggityswiggityswoosh
You shoot me twice all the time!
No.760878
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>>760877
No, I mean here.
In this base.
In fucking space.
>kicks a Cutlass up
>bangbang
I'm just double tappin'.
No.760879
>>760878
Fuck if I know.
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>AND YOU'RE TOO BLAME
>handgestures
You're pretty good.
>ded
No.760880
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>>760879
Life's end.
Ain't it beautiful.
>drags the body to a couch
>footrest go
There we go.
No.760881
>>760880
>nice
>when I get up I'm gonna do things
>lewd things
>swear to fuck
No.760882
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No.760883
>>760882
>
Get your feet off my dick, Rev.
No.760884
>>760883
How about you go back to bein' a fuckin' footstool, Jay.
No.760885
>>760884
Fuck's sake.
>grabban her boots
>wigglewiggle
Least take'em off, gonna get dogshit on me.
No.760887
>>760885
Wh-fuck off!
>foot: meet face
>boot flies off
Leave my dogshit outta this, goddamn weirdo.
No.760888
>>760887
>crck
>das a broken nose
Ahh, dammit!
>grabban her feet
>footrub
Fuckin' really? Damn.
No.760889
>>760888
Don't you fuckin' gimme-
>oh
>ohhhh
Huh. Well why the fuck didn't ya just say so.
Shit, feels as weird as the time we got blitzed and peed in that ballpit.
No.760890
>>760889
You remember that?
No.760891
>>760890
Ya beat one of those glowy ring games in with that fuckin' crowbar, remember?
Somethin' about "remember the Alamo", you were outta there.
No.760892
>>760891
See this is why I don't get blackout drunk. I don't black out.
No.760893
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>>760892
>pfff
Man the only shit you were chuggin' was sparking water, somethin' just really got up your ass.
>jabs a thumb at herself
I was takin' one for the team and gettin' stoney.
No.760894
>>760893
>what
Sparkling water doesn't do that-Harper. Cheeky cunt.
No.760895
>>760894
Red ants in his bed?
No.760896
File: 1458435013769.jpg (42.29 KB, 500x686, 250:343, 5e5e4b75bd97f42b98543da525….jpg)
>>760895
Red ants in his bed.
No.760897
>>760896
Word. Been saving those fuckers for way too long.
>harmonica out
>twee
No.760899
>>760898
Can ya patter romany, Jay? Can ya fake a bosh?
>out-of-tune ditty
New York ain't just dead rats and subways all the time.
No.760900
>>760899
Figured a diehard metalhead wouldn't be into harmonicas.
Eh.
...It's too fucking quiet, someone just crash the dump into the swamp already.
No.760901
>>760900
Ballads got harmonics too, dumbass.
>hmm
Where's the stick on this thing, let's get down tonight.
No.760902
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>>760901
Split up, we'll find it.
No.760904
>>760903
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
No.760905
>>760904
Better idea!
>INCOMING
No.760906
>>760905
>oh god we're actually going to die
>if there was ever a time for Superman to show up it'd be now
Welp.
No.760907
>>760906
You shouldn't think out loud like that.
>DOOOO DO ODODODO DO DOOOOOOOOOO
>falling Hall caught like a damn fiddle
No.760908
>AND I'M FREE
>FREE FALLIN'
This is fine.
No.760909
>>760907
>tiny almost-dead spark of hero worship from Robin era coming back to life
Gonna gimme a heart attack, old timer.
>>760908
Next time Supes might not be around to pull our fat outta the fire.
No.760910
>>760909
That's my line, isn't it?
You guys sure like to get lost in space and other dimensions a lot. Lucky I can actually help with this one.
>and now
>Legion
>coming to a swamp near you
No.760911
>>760909
Ya gotta go sometime, don'tcha?
Tell me a better way'n falling a million fuckin' miles from space.
'Cause I kinda already made a list.
No.760912
>>760910
I might've forgotten to add "Next you're going to say".
>shruggan
Think this place's busted somewhere in the "stay in one place" setting.
>>760911
Yeah okay I guess it was solid.
No.760913
>>760912
Might be something to take up with Bruce...
Me, not you. I know he likes to have his fun in weird ways but installing emergency boosts here seems inappropriate.
No.760914
>>760912
Gah.
>
Somethin' crawl up your ass or do I gotta get the feelings book again.
I hate gettin' the fuckin' feelings book, Jay.
No.760915
>>760913
Have fun with that. Think I'm just gonna go ahead and not be anywhere near here for that.
>>760914
Dying sucks, Rev. Take it from the guy who had to sit in a box and then crawl out of it ten years later.
'mon, there's probably a riot somewhere we can break up.
No.760916
>>760915
I think I'll do us both a favor.
>floating
Someone has to make sure Alfred knows he's doing a good job dusting, don't you think?
>WHOOSH
No.760917
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>>760915
Man if you piss all over taking down riots I'm gonna belt ya one.
>hup
>shoulder seat go
No.760918
>>760916
Uh-
>>760917
>
You kiddin' me? I love free excuses to kick teeth in!
>AWAAAAY
No.760919
Finally the commotion ended.
>looking in a mirror
>no reflection
...I have no idea how this looks on me.
No.760922
>>760921
>coughed out of the wormhole
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH!
>into the ceiling he goes
>falls back down
...I hate those things.
No.760923
>>760922
Robot spat out of a portal.
It's a Saturday alright.
No.760924
>>760923
Alright...it's only Saturday, Boss was wrong.
I didn't miss anything here...
...where's my stuff?!
>wormhole spits out a box full of stuff
Okay there we go.
No.760925
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>>760924
Get spat out of wormholes often?
No.760926
>>760925
Second time...first time was yesterday.
Both times ended with me hitting something.
No.760927
>>760926
You try landing going in feet first? It helps.
No.760928
>>760927
I tried yesterday, yeah.
My face hit the dirt, though. It sucked.
No.760929
No.760930
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>>760928
Quicksand'll do that.
No.760931
>>760930
I actually didn't hit quicksand.
I got lucky there. Really the entire trip outside of the entrance went better than expected.
No.760932
>>760931
It was a joke. Dirt doesn't suck, but quicksand does.
Not supposed to explain the punchline but I guess it didn't come across right.
So where'd you go, Robocop? Kansas?
No.760933
>>760932
Ohhhh right. That...that was funny.
And I went to Hyrule, very pleasant place actually. Even brought tons of souvenirs.
No.760934
>>760933
Oh. Where this thing came from.
>Hey! Listen!
That's all it ever says other than "Watch out."
No.760935
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>>760934
Yeeeaaah not sure why they gave that to me.
You want it? I already have some guys around to give me hints and all that.
No.760936
>>760935
Fairies aren't a fan of me. Kept this one in a jar for a while.
No.760937
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>>760936
Well what am I supposed to do with it?
I could always...send it back.
No.760938
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>>760937
Guess I could take it to Scotland and drop it off withe Seelie Court.
No.760939
>>760938
The what...?
I mean I could take it back, I have a way to and from now with ease.
No.760940
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>>760939
Seelie Court.
...You're not one for the supernatural, are you.
No.760941
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>>760940
Never really had much experience with it until I came here.
Except vampires. I hate vampires.
No.760942
>>760941
Figures. Seelie Court's what you'd call "lighthearted fairies". Unseelie Court's all the nasty ones.
No.760943
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>>760942
The more you know.
Alright that sounds like a pretty good idea.
No.760944
>>760943
Fairy dust's pretty good for healing injuries too. Probably doesn't mean much since you're all... y'know, metallic.
No.760945
>>760944
Yeah I just get repairs most of the time.
Most that could do is maybe fix my face if it gets screwed up.
No.760946
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Meanwhile, in the hangar: Char finishes up final modifications to the RAY unit
>Loud music plays from a boombox as he works
No.760947
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>>760945
'Kay.
>stuffs the jarred fairy into his coat
You don't look like someone who'd be interested in going to a medieval world like Hyrule.
No.760948
>>760946
>she's been bouncing in place for maybe hours now, judging by the imprints directly underneath her
No.760949
>>760946
Sounds like one hell of a party going on in there.
>>760947
I had my reasons.
No.760950
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>>760949
Alright, alright. Don't gotta bite my tail off over it.
No.760951
>>760948
Cadet! I need a 3-and 3-quarters socket.
>>760949
>The Ray unit now has a more defined jawline, signs of a larger cockpit inside the head
No.760952
>>760951
Haaaai!
>that wrench is coming in hot taisa
No.760953
>>760950
Though I went for one reason I ended up having to save it.
From skeletons, or "Stalfos" as they call them. There was even a giant monster...with a giant eye.
It was pretty easy discovering where to hit it.
>>760951
>A MODIFIED RAY?! HERE?!
...huh.
Guess RAYs are just...everywhere these days.
No.760954
>>760953
The folk are pretty inept, yeah. Lucky they got that spastic green guy fixing their crap.
No.760955
>>760952
>Snags it out of the air
Thanks babe! almost done here and we'll start your zero-g training.
>>760953
Yeah. Balalakia dug this one out of the swamp. Wants a bigger cockpit so minimaid doesn't have to pilot it.
No.760956
>>760954
Spastic green guy was out saving another place, so I got time to shine. They even gave me my own title and everything.
Really I was surprised.
Thought I was going to be...chased out of the village or something.
>>760955
Huh, I was wondering what happened to the RAY Boss gave her.
Guess I'm looking at the answer.
No.760957
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>>760955
Will I be needing bra?
No gravity...
No.760958
>>760956
People get used to it.
No.760959
>>760957
Uh...
As much as it pains me to say: yes maybe.
No gravity means they're going to be floating around all crazy like and they might get in your way if you're not used to it.
No.760960
>>760958
I don't think they had time to get used to it.
I imagine my dramatic entrance had something to do with them being so accepting. Not sure how things would've gone if I just...walked in.
No.760961
>incoming naked pirate man
No.760962
>>760959
Am going to need to buy then.
No.760963
>>760960
Took people a few decades to get used to me. Iunno what to tell you.
>>760961
Jeez.
No.760964
>>760962
Eh - I guess don't worry about it the space suit should be tight-fitting enough to keep your puppies under control for today at least. It's your call in the end whatever you're more comfortable with... Might even be best to get ya acclimated in the nude.
>Nods
No.760965
>>760961
>What the fuck...
>>760963
Ahhh whatever, I won't try to think about it.
I entered the way I did which...wasn't very heroic but it sure convinced them I wasn't some horrific demon.
No.760966
>>760964
W-what!? I could-a-nut do that!
>flustered punchcop activated
No.760967
>>760963
>coming in too fast
>uh
>UH
>Djinn Equip: Focalor
No.760968
>>760965
>is a demon
Really?
>>760967
JEEZ-
>DOOMHAND cocked back
The hell're you tryna do?
No.760969
>>760965
>AND I RAAAAAAAN
>I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
>wait no I'm flying
Mayday! Mayday!
>>760968
>it's k
>we're gonna fly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj6X_xqZ4Ws
Land, preferably!
No.760970
>>760966
>Rats!
Eh. I mean they say a baby delivered underwater can live its entire life under water so maybe there's some advantage to going to space nude for the first time's all I'm sayin'.
>Finishes the modification
There,
>>760965
Yo! If you see Balalakia tell her the Ray's good to go.
>Hops down.
>>760966
Ready?
No.760971
>>760968
Oh...right.
>scratches his head
Uhhh sorry? You're not a horrific kind of demon if that makes you feel any better...?
>>760969
That is one flying naked man.
...that's a sentence I never thought I'd ever have to say.
>>760970
You got it!
No.760972
>>760970
But what about radiation?
>uh
Ready!
No.760973
>>760969
Not on me I hope!
>>760971
Ahh, whatever. Doesn't really matter, you look freakier than I do.
No.760974
>>760971
>[747 passing overhead noises]
>puts his heels out in midair
>screeeeeeeeee
Wew, looks like I miscalculated the trajectory of that leaf.
>>760973
>crouching birdman
>floating...birdman
We could have done that better, narrator.
No.760975
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>>760972
We'll be fine.
The Delta's got plenty of shielding and as long as you're not strapped into the chair there's zero gravity and enough space to float around a bit to get a feel for it without being able to get stuck like you would in a bigger environment. Moving in no gravity is difficult so it helps to start off in a confined space with close walls.
No.760976
>>760973
Never said I didn't.
>>760974
It must be hard to calculate the trajectory of...that.
>Don't ask questions, Raiden.
>Don't asked questions.
No.760977
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>>760975
Hokay! I am purepared!
No.760978
>>760974
Ohh no let's not go there, we're not paid enough to pay them any attention.
>>760976
Just sayin'.
No.760979
>>760976
>:3c
Of course! There's air tension, and plenty of other things you have to take into account.
Flying around on giant leaves is no laughing matter. I had to be naked to increase drag.
>>760978
Fair enough, fair enough.
>and land
>looks down
>still floating
I guess it has been a while...
No.760980
>>760978
Oh I know, I've come to terms with how absolutely horrifying I look.
>>760979
How does nudity increase drag?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Clothes should cause more drag, if you wanted drag why didn't you use your clothes as a sail or something?
No.760981
>>760979
Been a while since what?
>>760980
Glad we got that outta the way then. Elephant's out of the room.
No.760982
>>760977
Good!
>Slings her over his shoulder and hops into the cockpit
>Sets her aside the console and takes a set in the pilot chair
No.760983
>>760980
I had one very important piece of ballast, obviously.
>grin
>>760981
Hm?
>Focalor unequipped
>normal Sin
Anyway, I went to a political rally today! Democracy is very interesting in this country.
No.760984
>>760982
Did you really need to carry me?
No.760985
>>760981
It's great for intimidation and on the battlefield.
Off of the battlefield? Not so much.
>>760983
...don't tell me, I really don't need to know.
No.760986
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>>760983
Not one for politics. Last good man was Kennedy.
>>760985
I hear that. Lucky I've been around so long everyone's used to me.
No.760987
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>>760985
I'll give you a big hint.
And two smaller hints on the side.
>>760986
I wouldn't know, Sindria's pretty removed from panglobal politics.
I'm wondering why these guys don't start a monarchy. My country's as multicultural as this one but with far less of these "Black Lives Matter" folks.
No.760988
>>760984
>thinks about it
Hah.
No I guess not since you can punch tornadoes a 10 foot jump probably wasn't too far out of the question.
You might want to strap in with me though. It's going to be a bumpy take off.
No.760989
>>760986
I'm...trying to make it work. I also have a more human disguise just in case this proves too much.
>>760987
STOP!
No.760990
>>760987
Because people originally came to this country to escape a monarchy. And they fought for their right to their own lives.
>>760989
You could just try not hiding.
No.760991
>>760989
Now I won't say I feel sorry for any birds that were in my backdraft.
But I am pretty happy I saw that elementary school coming just in time.
>>760990
That reminds me of a place I visited a while ago.
I think they call it Baghdad here. There were a lot fewer skycrapers and public decapitations last time.
No.760992
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>>760988
I jump higher than that sometimes.
>it's time for JOLLY COOPERATION!
>strapping them both in
>vibrating with excitement
No.760993
>>760990
Why would I do that?
>>760991
Please in the name of all that is holy please please please stop.
No.760994
>>760991
Change religions and suddenly everybody's a zealot.
>>760993
To get'em used to you.
No.760995
>>760993
What's the magic word?
>>760994
Eh, religion's not that popular back home.
Or maybe it's because of the giant blue demons that live in the impenetrable fortresses all over the place.
No.760996
>>760992
>Vibrating on his lap
>"Be still, my throbbing cock"
Here we go!!
DELTA GUNDAM! LAUNCH!!
>The golden robot rockets out of the hangar at high speed
No.760997
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>>760994
Doubt people could ever get used to this.
Maybe I'll consider it, though.
>>760995
I've already said please about a million times, man.
No.760998
>>760995
You sound like someone outta one of those Dragon Quest things.
>>760997
They got used to me.
No.760999
>>760996
>
>that's her eager face
No.761000
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>>760997
Haha, I lied!
It's actually two words.
>nodnod
"Open Sesame"
>>760998
Would you believe that's the-
>checks his arm
>covered in tally marks
Seventh time I heard that today?
No.761001
>>760998
You already admitted I'm more horrifying to look at than you are.
What's good about my looks is only above the jaw.
>forgetting something, Jack?
>>761000
Okay?
Open Sesame?
No.761002
>>761000
Didn't think it was that common.
>>761001
You're forgetting the part I'm literally a demon who showed up in world war 2. When people didn't have robots like you.
No.761003
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>>761001
Well if you insist!
>NO SIN NO
>>761002
Well I heard a lot of "World of Warcraft" too.
And the loud shouting man with the red face at the rally called me a "damn dirty anime"
What a colorful language you guys have.
No.761004
>>761002
Alright, alright.
I'm still going to wear the disguise for nice occasions, though.
Only way I look good in a suit.
>>761003
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
No.761005
>>761003
Don't mind the weirdo with the bad hair.
>Trump's gonna be President
>christ
I miss Kennedy.
>>761004
Wouldn't know. Never wore a suit.
No.761006
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>>761004
Oh, mister robot.
Were you planning on treating me roughly?
>>761005
Really? They all seemed pretty happy to mind him.
And by that I mean throw eggs and things at him.
>nodnod
Who's this Kennedy guy anyway.
No.761007
>>760999
>After a few moments of high acceleration pressing her backside into him, the machine seems to slow and the stars become visible on the panoramic monitors around them.
Ready for your first free-float?
No.761008
>>761005
I like them well enough but not enough to wear them all the time.
>>761006
No I wasn't! I'm taken!
No.761009
>>761007
>only maybe mildly nauseous from the g-forces
We did simulations underwater, it is not so differnt.
No.761010
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>>761006
The last good man in the oval office.
>>761008
You're letting a nude birdman get into your head like that?
No.761011
>looking up at the RAY
Men, today we take our first step into the biggest pond we've ever had the misfortune to swim in.
>[hushed muttering]
But we do this because adaptation is what we've always done. As both a species and a unit, falling behind the times spells extinction.
The times are the only things that ever really change.
>Does she mean the magazine?
>I'm more of a National Geographic man myself
>sigh
Dismissed.
No.761012
>>761009
Alright then! Here ya go!!
>Unlatches the restraint belt and taps the reverse-thrusters to dislodge her from his lap
No.761013
>>761008
>
W-Wait, you didn't think I was serious, right.
>>761010
I'm not a birdman!
...Well sometimes. Sometimes it's a fishman or a foxman or even an imp.
Anyway, what's the significance of this oval office thing.
No.761014
>>761010
Yes I am.
My confusion is palpable.
>>761013
I...I don't know anymore.
No.761015
>>761011
Where will we put it?
No.761016
>>761012
Wh-
>flounders about uselessly for about ten seconds
This is fun!
No.761017
>>761013
I wouldn't know. I'm big and red all the time.
Think of it like a king's throne room. But less lavish.
>>761014
Makes ya wanna reach out and squeeze it, huh.
No.761018
>>761015
...Shit. I got the easy part of the speech out of the way and totally forgot the hard part.
We've got the entire coastline docks back in Thailand to hide it. There was a hangar used to house US destroyers that's pretty dilapidated right now. We'll have to fix it up first.
No.761019
>>761016
Hehehe
>Watching her flail in the cockpit with through enjoyment
>Cyborg brain recording and making a highlight reel of her best angles
No.761020
>>761014
I'm not some kind of pervert, alright!
>>761017
Oh, so where they set up the leader of the democracy.
>mental note: ask Ja'far if ovals are important
He must have been a great man.
No.761021
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>>761017
Please do not squeeze my confusion.
It's very sensitive.
>>761020
You're running around naked, how am I supposed to think you're not a pervert?
No.761022
>>761018
I want to help, miss Bala!
No.761023
>>761019
I get to do this all the time?
No.761024
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>>761020
Y'know they got books on this.
>handing him "America For Dummies"
>>761021
But if I do then it might pop and you won't be confused anymore!
No.761025
>>761023
Kind-of.
Usually you'll be strapped into the seat of a robot that's doing what you're doing - but it helps to know how to move in zero-g on your own before you try and pilot a robot in it.
Try and see if you can come back to me in the chair without kicking off the walls.
No.761026
>>761022
Don't you worry, I've already found enough to keep you busy for a little while.
I'm having Boris get in contact with that Crowe guy we hired to drop asteroids on the planet. There's been nothing on anybody's meteorological reports so we'll have to ask nicely this time.
With any luck, he's going to help train the men how to pilot and work with this thing. And if you want, you too.
Just none of this "Rules of Nature" crap.
No.761027
>>761021
Ah, and for that I have an answer!
Obviously I'm doing a public service.
>>761024
No wait just a minute.
>points at the book
I may be an idiot, a drunk, and sometimes both at the same time. But I am no dummy
No.761028
>>761025
>dangling around in zero-g
No kicking off...
>thinking
>cocking her fist back to punch the wall instead
No.761030
>>761024
Do you really want confusion pus everywhere?
>>761027
...that's what all perverts say.
>>761026
>"Just none of this "Rules of Nature" crap."
>would be a shame if someone were to...go into Rules of Nature mode right now
No.761031
>>761026
With the right motivation, sure.
>serious series: serious stealth
>when did he get there
No.761032
>>761027
It's just a title you dummy.
>>761030
Maybe I do!
No.761033
>>761029
Something about running when the sun comes up, with their lives on the line.
Pretty sure they're talking about vampires.
>>761030
>ho don't you do it
No.761034
>>761031
>fug
How about "where's the cash advance I gave you"
No.761035
>>761028
Nuh-uh-uh!! That's cheating! What the point is that it's hard to move in zero-g on your own. On Earth fish swim and birds fly, but they both can tell up from down and move against the environment to propel themselves. Space is the lack of and environment and so you can't swim or fly in it really - only propel yourself and then cancel your momentum out one way or another to stop yourself.
>Outstretches his hand for her to grab a hold of.
No.761036
>>761030
Aha!
>ACCUSATIVE POINTING
So you admit to knowing perverts!
Are you aware you are under oath right now?
>>761032
So is Ladykiller of the Seven Seas, and I'd like to see anyone wear that as well as I do!
No.761037
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>>761035
Is not cheating, is lateral thinking!
>oooh
If I punch tornado in space, what happens?
No.761038
>>761033
Are you drunk again miss Bala?
No.761039
>>761032
Don't you dare!
>>761033
>actually I won't
>I'm too tired for that shit
>>761036
I've known some perverts, yeah...which means I'd know...
>ACCUSATIVE COUNTER-POINTING
when I'm looking at one!
No.761040
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>>761034
Fuel and repairs. Giant robots don't come cheap, you know.
No.761041
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>>761036
Jeez.
>>761039
I'm doing it!
No.761042
>>761038
At the moment? No.
But not for lack of trying.
>...
>breathes into her hand
>sniff
Huh.
>>761039
>you live another day, roboman
>>761040
The same could be said for apparently free donations.
I expect results when I give people a lot of money, Mister Crowe.
No.761043
>>761037
You will have a hard time stopping yourself without using thrusters to cancel out your spin. Also - there's no air in the vacuum of the void to whirl up and use to your advantage, but we may be able to find some technology to output reactor energy as a replacement.
But if you'd like to see what happens I'll let you take the controls here for a moment and try.
No.761044
>>761039
Gasp! That was so outrageous I had to actually say gasp!
This man is slandering me, I'd like to register a formal complaint!
>stuffs a paper in the complaint box
>it was probably just a quick doodle of Raiden with a poop on his head
>>761041
Does that mean anything here?
Because it sounds mostly like laziness.
No.761045
>>761043
>making a mental note never to get lost in space
You say there is robot that can can punch, is it fast?
No.761046
>>761041
I'm asking you one last time to stop!
>>761042
>th-thanks I guess
>>761044
Register this!
>attempts to slice the complaint box in half
>the sword does absolutely nothing
...what?!
>goes for a second try
>still nothing
WHAT'S THIS THING MADE OUT OF?!
No.761047
>>761042
Oh I know. I'm just doing the job you paid me to do.
Additional surcharges for additional duties seems fair.
No.761048
>>761042
>climbing onto Bala's back
You need this.
>breathmint deployed
No.761049
>>761044
Means I got nothin' to say to that. Among other things.
>>761046
I'm doing it!
>just
>closes his hand
No.761050
>>761045
Yep! We'll probably start you off with a modified Dom. The chest cavity on a Rick Dom is wide enough to incorporate the Mobile Trace system for you.
No.761051
>>761047
How about we wait for progress this time and I don't put a bullet in you right now.
Consider your objectives officially switched. If and only if anybody detects a nuke being launched to counter an asteroid will we negotiate additional payment.
>>761048
It's really not that bad-
>eyes watering
О Боже.
>om
No.761052
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>>761050
>???
>no idea what any of these things are but the excitement's building up again
What else you need me to do?
No.761053
>>761051
>hands up
>KEEP. RUNNER. SAFE.
Maybe not the best choice of words.
No.761054
>>761046
>!
A Metal Vessel...?
>tapping the box
Hey, you haven't seen anything else suspicious happen around this thing, have you?
>>761049
You...you just squeezed another man's confusion.
I think I'm going to be sick.
No.761055
>>761051
You need to brush and wash and-
>that is a very loud robot
No.761056
>>761049
AGH!
MY CONFUSION!
>figurative confusion pus gets figuratively everywhere
>>761054
I hear some people tried to bury it but it just went back to where it is now.
It can never be removed or destroyed.
No.761057
>>761054
Don't make it weird, okay.
>>761056
Oh it's getting everywhere! Get it off my... well it's not really designer but you get the idea.
No.761058
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>761052
We'll need to get you fitted for a space suit. The Mobile Trace system will suit you up each time you enter the cockpit but if you want to go outside without your robot you'll need a space suit.
No.761059
>>761053
A bullet travels 2,500 feet per second.
>Stechkin out
Does that thing really think it can outgun that?
...Nah, you're right.
>guh
Point stands.
>>761055
>hands over mini ears
I eat a Tic-Tac every now and then, like I have the time.
No.761060
>>761058
Hokay. I hope it is comfortabur.
No.761061
>>761059
Depends on the bullet.
>jeez
Fine. Not like I'm doing much else right now.
No.761062
>>761056
Interesting...
>press Y to inspect box
I think I know what the problem is.
This box...
>DRAMATIC MUSIC
Is possessed!
>>761057
We're already dealing with totally weird things.
Or even...bizarre.
>muffled Roundabout
No.761063
>>761059
If you will not take care of yourself then I will do it.
>toothbrush gooooo
No.761064
>>761057
>keels over onto the floor
AAAAAUUUUUUUUGH
>>761062
Possessed by what, though?
No.761065
>>761061
Just keep in mind the highest level of technology most of these men have seen ends at your average car. This is just a bigger, bug shaped car.
...What I'm saying is go heavy on the car metaphors.
>>761063
>...
>...
Дантист...
>[mildly scared]
No.761066
>>761062
It ain't possessed, just indestructible.
>>761064
Goddamn, who knew squeezing a guy's confusion did that.
No.761067
>>761060
Totally. They're like pajamas. I could sit in this thing for days!
>flips a few switches sending the machine toward Side 3
We've got some time before we get there though... Netflix and chill?
No.761068
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>>761065
It is fine, just-
>guh
>leaning back so Bala goes tumbling down
I need you to hold still!
No.761069
>>761064
By a djinn!
I've never heard of a djinn possessing a Metal Vessel that was also its dungeon, but somebody's gonna have to go on a quest inside this thing to defeat it once and for all.
Or at least that's how it's always worked before.
>>761066
Well there could be a big blue guy inside.
No.761070
>>761065
>looking up at the RAY
Oversized truck that handles like an oversized motorcycle crossed with a boat morelike.
No.761071
>>761066
>gets back up
I think...my confusion is gone now...
>>761069
I just went on a magical quest so...nooooo thank you.
No.761072
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>>761067
Yus!
>already nestling in
No.761073
>>761069
You just wanna hop inside the complaint box don't you.
>>761071
Oh hey it worked.
No.761074
>>761068
>THE WALL
>COMES TUMBLIN' TUMBLIN'
Will not of going back. You think dentist scares me? Come, I bite what you put in mouth.
>Bala your accent is leaking everywhere
>>761070
I want armaments and specs as soon as you can deliver them.
If that masked red moron was right, producing these things might be cheaper than I thought.
No.761075
>>761071
But you could be maaaaagiiiiiic.
Doesn't everyone want to be magic?
It's like you think every djinn eats people or something.
>>761073
Yes!
Well no.
I mean, I would if I could.
No.761076
>>761074
>oh dang that is adorable
>
>facepalm before THE FLOSSENING
It is for your own good!
No.761077
>>761073
I don't even know how.
You didn't even touch anything.
>>761075
I already got enough magical j-- I mean souvenirs from my last magical quest.
Again, no thank you.
No.761078
>>761074
The AI model at least. Mass-produced.
They say the original model that got stolen had superior specs.
No.761079
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>>761075
Bet I can fit you in.
>>761077
Metaphorically I did.
No.761080
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>761072
>Arm around her
>Space is cold!
>Movie intro music starts playing
No.761081
>>761076
Нет! Нет!
>instinctive finger-biting: yes
>clonk
>goddamn bullshit ass rune maids
>>761078
>strugglan with meido
>muffled from floss
>probably saying something about Russians and poor technology
No.761082
>>761081
>rrrrRRRRRR
Stop struggling!
>dangit bacon why you gotta do the dew
No.761083
>>761077
Really? Nobody?
Well that's a first.
>>761079
No, I mean I couldn't even if I tried.
A friend of mine said I'd had enough djinn, I'd just fall right through.
No.761084
>>761079
...I think I'm getting confused again.
>>761083
We'll just leave the horrific mystery box as it is.
It's best to not mess with these things.
No.761085
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>>761081
>uh
Right. Going.
>AWAAAAY
No.761086
>>761080
How does he breathe in that?
No.761087
>>761082
>they think it be like it do
>but it don't
>maybe calming down
>or is just the increasing meidostrength
Nnnn...
No.761088
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>>761083
No idea what you mean.
>>761084
Don't make me do it.
No.761089
>>761087
Okay.
>floss discarded
>brush and paste time
Open wide, miss Bala.
No.761090
>>761084
>
>>761088
I mean I don't want you to cram me in that box.
No.761091
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>>761088
>sigh
Alright I'm not confused.
I never want to go through that again.
>>761090
I'm implying that box should not be touched!
No.761092
>>761086
Not sure. But he keep asking the bad guys same question over and over again so maybe it's muffling his voice?
>Idle hand on her thigh
No.761093
>>761089
>spits off to the side
Do worst. I survive anyway.
>mouth open
No.761095
>>761092
>entirely focused on the movie
>and now reacting to the hand
SPIDER?!
No.761096
>>761093
It is not that bad!
>brushie brushie go
No.761097
>>761090
But it might be fun.
>>761091
Cool.
No.761098
>>761095
WHERE!?
>Picks her up in the weightlessness and looks around under her like somebody lifting a TV tray to search for a lost remote
No.761099
>>761091
Oh.
Okay.
I'll just get Masrur to kick it open.
>>761097
But it might be...oh that's a good point.
No.761100
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>>761098
>flailing so hard her buttons are flying off
It was on my leg!!
No.761101
>>761097
Yes, it's very cool to not have my confusion squished figuratively.
>>761099
Don't!
You could unleash a terrible evil by doing that!
No.761102
>>761096
>Balalaika's mental notes
>the maid is getting more uppity
>is this due to a lack of attention or discipline
>look into other forms of punishment anyway
...
>maybe reddening
No.761103
>>761102
You should be taking care of yourself, miss Bala. Teeth do not grow back.
>brushan complete
Brush after you wake up and before you go to sleep.
No.761104
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>>761099
You have fun. I gotta check on the golems.
>>761101
'Kay. See ya.
>goes through a Hell portal
No.761105
>>761101
But it could also be a terrible...awesomeness.
>sparkle
No.761106
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>>761104
Alright see ya.
>>761105
You're batshit insane if you even let that happen!
This place is probably already cursed enough!
No.761107
>>761103
If that was the case I thought you'd put up more of a fight about getting me to quit smoking.
>I feel violated
>smacks her lips
So that's what virgin breath smells like.
No.761108
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>761100
>Buttons now ricocheting around the inside of the cockpit, pushing buttons and flipping switches
>The Delta transforms and veers off course
>Tits in his face
>Can't see what's going on
No.761109
>>761107
That too! But you won't.
No.761110
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>>761108
What is happening?!
>yanks spessnoid out of her cleavage
There is no spider, but something was on my leg!
No.761111
>>761106
So you're just going to sit there and let it happen?
We have a responsibility as people to do away with what we refuse to accept.
And also to go adventuring in the hopes of hot women, treasure, alcohol, and hot women.
No.761112
>>761111
First of all, I already have a hot woman, secondly I already lugged in treasure from some other realm, and lastly I don't drink.
I'm just gonna sit here and let it happen. Ehhhh maybe I'll call that Doctor Strange guy.
No.761113
Nope. A little lung cancer builds character, you know.
Besides, smoking is a universal indicator of how bad or cool someone is. And I'm icy.
>Bala no
Do you know what I'm going to do now.
No.761115
>>761112
What?
Who said anything about you? I was talking about me.
>screeching_tires.mp3
Did you say you don't drink
No.761116
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>>761114
Think I'm gonna sit on you.
You're right, I do need to brush more. So it's not really punishment, per se.
I just feel like it.
No.761117
>>761115
Not after I drank myself into fits of rage, no.
No.761118
>>761110
>Shrugs
I think we're safe now then.
>Pulls her back down on his lap so he can see the screens
>a few buttons still swirl in the cockpit around them
The space suit will help prevent this kind of accident..
>Pokes at one of the floating buttons
>He puts the machine back on course and unpauses the movie
>He takes off his helmet and lets it float free
No.761120
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>>761117
Ohhhh.
>haha fuck too close to home
Well, the first time is always the hardest.
No.761121
>>761118
>tfw too busty for police top
My uniform...
>a sad tiddy
No.761122
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>>761119
>reading A Pocket Guide To the Art of Sitting
>understanding nod
>cheongsam go
You heard me.
No.761123
>>761120
I just fell back on it too much, so I stopped.
Not like I have much use for it anyway, being mostly cybernetic.
I could only simulate drunkedness at most.
No.761125
>>761123
I don't think I've ever pitied someone so much before.
You poor poor man.
No.761126
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>>761124
She said this would be the normal reaction.
Didn't think it'd happen so fast.
>heel clacking
>looming over mini
>pomf
No.761127
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>>761121
>Frowns
Hm..
>Unzips his flight jacket
There, now we're even!
No.761128
>>761125
...I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse.
No.761129
>>761128
Choose better, that way it'll be harder to change your mind.
If there's anything better than alcohol and women, then I haven't found it yet.
>muttering
Especially the women part...
But that means you can find it instead! Maybe even in a cursed box.
No.761130
>>761126
>squish goes the mini
>muffled protests
No.761131
>>761129
I'm not going in that cursed box!
How would I even fit?!
No.761132
>>761127
Hokay.
>collecting the buttons and pocketing them
I will fix shirt when I find sewing machine.
No.761133
>>761130
I was expecting a little more, but this isn't so bad.
>looking at the book again
Maybe I just need some tips.
>movan down to minilap
No.761134
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>>761131
Simple, I'd-
>counting on his fingers
Huh. Usually I have a djinn for this kind of thing.
No.761135
>>761132
Seems to happen a lot... Do you have one you bring with you or do you have a lot of shirts?
No.761136
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>>761135
They only let me keep one. I brought fatigues too.
No.761137
>>761134
Exactly.
I'm not getting in the box!
No.761138
>>761133
>okay there isn't much air down here
>help
>help
No.761139
>>761137
But you'd get in another box, wouldn't you?
Are you discriminating between boxes?
No.761140
>>761139
Yes!
My box isn't cursed!
>tries fitting into his box
>it's too stuffed with Hylian souvenirs
...okay this is a bad example. My box is filled with stuff right now. Magical stuff.
My point still stands, though! My box isn't cursed!
No.761141
>>761136
Ah...
>staring
>30 minutes into netflix and chill and he's giving you the look
No.761142
>>761141
>too oblivious to recognize the look
Eh?
No.761143
>>761138
>?
Right. Good point.
>turns around
>face the mini
No.761144
>>761143
>mortified
>embarrassed
>and possibly slightly asphyxiated
>complaints have ceased
No.761146
>>761145
I don't have to put up with this!
>kicks the box over
>it starts shaking
HOLY SHIT!
No.761147
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>>761144
Well, I suppose it's a little late to start wondering if I'm doing anything wrong.
But you stopped talking...
This power must only be used with discretion.
>slow grind
No.761148
>>761142
>Blinks a few times as screams come from the movie screen
>Deadpool is shishkabobing some poor mook while narrating and pulls Char's attention away from Kiruko.
No.761149
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>>761146
>WHOA NELLY
>sword out
Stand back, I've seen this kind of thing before!
Well not really, but I always wanted to say that.
No.761150
>>761147
>ohjeez
M-miss Bala?
>I do not understand
>how is this punishment
>is it the choking
>because I can't breathe
No.761151
>>761149
>it vanishes
>then it returns to an upright position
>it stops moving
I'm telling you it's not okay to touch that box!
We need to find out what's wrong with it and soon!
No.761152
>>761148
>remembering all the times she's shishkebabbed people in the past
>maybe a little uneasy
>leaning into Char
He is talking to himself?
No.761153
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>>761150
>
>
>
Mm?
>Bala please you're suffocating her
>angles the bacons out of mini's danger zone
I wonder if anyone else has this problem.
>jeez
No.761154
>>761152
Yes and no. He's talking to us, the audience - but it is a plot point that his character is schizophrenic and talking to himself out loud while doing so. Is joke!
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No.761155
>>761153
>deep breath
Why is this a punishment?
No.761156
>>761151
Better idea: let's break it open!
But safety comes first, we don't want to get shards of wood or crazy in our eyes.
>Djinn Equip: Valefor
>foxbad go
No.761157
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No.761158
>>761156
I don't think you can even break it!
No.761159
>>761155
You mean it's not?
>checks the book
>"In the event your victim likes it/isn't affected, keep doing it anyway while demonstrating a disdain for their feelings."
Works for me.
>squish
There's an air pocket somewhere in there. I'm sure you can find it.
No.761161
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>>761158
Never underestimate a man's desire to break a box!
>hands out
>oh god the weird hand-eyes are back
Garufor Kirestal
>this freezes the box
>and a whole lot of shit around it
>I mean it's just all ice right now
Careful, it's chilly!
No.761162
>>761161
>slips and falls on his ass
The hell?!
No.761163
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>>761160
>checking the back of the book
I'm more surprised she got an actual company to publish this thing.
>ohhhh that's the stuff
Mmm.
No.761164
>>761157
Yeah...
>Intense balls-in-holes skeeball action on screen
>Followed shortly by a graphic sex scene
No.761165
>>761162
Magic's not such a hassle after all, eh?
Except for the part where I'm gonna be exhausted all day after this.
Valefor freezes things solid. And I mean solid solid. Solid like a...snake.
Anyway, absolute zero means none of the atoms are moving around at all. You can just tap the box and it should crack.
No.761166
>>761163
>she has to let up eventually, right
>right?
>keep on keepin on mini
No.761167
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No.761168
>>761165
>SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>...I wonder how he's holding up since I've been gone.
Alright, if you say so.
>taps the box
>it starts to shake
>it's starting to crackle
>aaaand then...it heats itself out of being frozen
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
No.761169
>>761166
>no
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>I'M IN CHARGE HERE
You've been making me so much poundcake. I'm just returning the favor.
>oo yeah that's good remember that one
No.761170
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>>761167
>It goes on for a few minutes
>Seriously
>It's a pretty sweet movie
No.761171
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>>761168
Impossible! That should only be able to happen in a bad story!
>...
>lounging around
I don't know if it's being a fox now or what, but I'm getting a bad case of not caring right now.
Unless...this is the box's defense mechanism of some kind.
No.761173
>>761169
>um
>I swear I don't enjoy this
>r-really
>stupid head maid putting things in my head
>aaaaa
No.761174
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>>761171
No!
We've come too far to stop here! We do things my way now!
This box is going
DOWN.
>STANDING HERE
>I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
RAAAAAAAAAARGH!
>SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE
No.761175
>>761172
You alright, cadet?
No.761176
>>761175
I was not expecting... that.
No.761177
>>761173
>you can get a handle on this situation again, Bala
Well?
Punishment now, huh.
>watch out
>for my leglock move
No.761178
>>761177
>[!]
You leave me with no choice...
>secret Lovelace Maid art: chowdown
No.761179
>>761174
>!!
Ohoho, is that how it's going to be!
Well, when in Rome!
>Djinn Equip: Baal
>LIGHTNING FISHMAN IS HERE
I sure hope all this magoi consumption doesn't kill me.
>he's powering up
No.761180
>>761179
>sheathes the sword
>just starts beating down on the box with his bare hands
>
No.761181
>>761178
>twitch
Why you...
>Personal Skill: Uncaring Ice Queen
>doubling down
No.761182
>>761181
>AAA IT'S NOT WORKING
>flailing
No.761183
>>761180
>whistles
Boxes are back on the menu!
>darting around
>cutting the box with LIGHTNING SWORD
I think we need something bigger...gangway!
No.761184
>>761183
>throws the box in the air
All yours!
No.761185
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>>761182
>guhuhuh
>tension released a little
Отправить.
No.761186
>>761184
Rebound's on you!
>flies up
>gathering Spirit Bomb level energy
Balalark Saika
>Demonic_Vector_Cannon.exe
No.761187
>>761185
>
No!
>redoubled efforts
>prepare yourself bacon
No.761188
>>761186
Let's finish this!
>kicks the box at the same time the blast hits it
>it fucking explodes into thousands of pieces
>flaming complaints are strewn across the Legion
No.761189
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>>761187
>blink
>was that a fishman shooting a laser-ohhh
That's alright. We have all night.
>cheeks flush anyway
No.761190
>>761189
>last ditch effort is a no-go
Gkkt...
No.761191
>>761176
Yeah that was... aggressive... for "cuddling."
... Drink?
>Opens a cooler in the side of the chair and pulls out a couple pouches of space-hooch out to float around the cockpit
No.761192
>>761191
Drinking in space?
I want to see outside, it must be nice.
No.761193
>>761188
>and thus, the complaint box was defeated
>never again to hold such vitriol
>our heroes are once and and for all accomplished in their goal
>if they live long enough
>Sin's back to normal and fallan
>he not lookin' so good
No.761194
>>761193
>thrown across the room
>laying on the floor
Huh...?
Son of a bitch!
>crawls over to him
Don't you die on me, dammit!
No.761195
>>761190
There there, I'm sure you tried your hardest.
>patpat
>oh that smile's getting predatory again
No.761196
>>761195
>tiger meido.exe
>hup
The tables are turned.
No.761197
>>761194
>bang bang, I hit the ground
>bang bang, you shot me down
>bang bang
>coughing
>grabs Raiden's unhelpfully pointy shoulders
Tell....my generals...
I'm not...a...pervert...
>turning pale
>slumps down
>dead: very likely
No.761198
>>761196
>um
>um
Oh?
And how are you going to prove that.
No.761199
>>761192
Yep!
>Flips a switch to dim the HUD and movie, only showing the stars around them.
>He unbuckles the harness and they float together in the cockpit with invisible walls
No.761200
>>761197
No!
I was wrong about you...you're not a pervert!
>bangs his fist on the floor
STAY WITH ME!
>hangs his head
He's dead...
No.761201
>>761198
Like this.
>oh you poor baconator
>mini's gonna finish the job
>WITH ALL OF HER SKILL!
No.761202
>>761200
>incoming lionman at Mach 2
No.761205
>>761201
>KYOOOOOJIIIIII
J...Joke's on you.
>fumbling Jotes pointing
This-
>oh jeez oh jeez
No.761206
>>761203
>Pokes a straw through the pouch for her and hands her a drink
>Siip
Pretty aint it?
No.761207
>>761204
>
>looking at Sin
Shouldn't of did that.
>uh
Probably not dead.
No.761208
>>761207
Well now I know that.
And he looks pretty dead to me.
No.761209
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>>761208
Showoff of the Seven Seas...
Light him on fire.
No.761210
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No.761212
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No.761213
>>761212
...whatever you say.
>gets out a match
>FWOOOOOSH
>lights Sin on fire
No.761214
>>761210
>Admiring her admiring it
No.761215
>>761213
>and then, strangely, Sin's body began to absorb some of the flames
>who could have predicted this?
>probably everyone
See.
No.761216
>>761215
Well normally lighting people on fire only burns them to a crisp you can't really blame me for doubting you.
No.761217
>>761216
Little toasty.
Deserves it, a little.
>picks Sin up
Need to get him to Yamraiha...
>blink
Don't attack boxes anymore.
>leaps awaaaaaaaaaaaay
No.761218
>>761214
I am a little tired...
I need sleep, night
No.761219
No.761220
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>>761217
...I have no idea what just happened.
What a day, though. I fought skeletons, a giant monster, saved a medieval village in an alternate, and still had enough time to destroy an ancient cursed box.
I'm gonna head back to base now, maybe catch some well needed rest.
>picks his box
>heads on out