No.761221
Where am I?
Who are you people?
No.761222
Only 234 days 'til the anniversary of one of the greatest events of modern history.
'til then, I think I'll keep myself busy.
No.761224
>>761223
Plants that play music...?
Hrrrrrrmmmm.
No.761226
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>>761225
They're aware of my presence now...
No.761227
>>761226
>I have no idea who this man is
No.761228
>>761227
>peaks behind the plants
THE HELL'RE YOU?!
No.761229
>>761228
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
No.761230
>>761229
I'm Sundowner! Now answer my question!
No.761231
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>>761230
>Sundown
>that's the name of Jacks pray
"Predator"
No.761232
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>>761231
Predator...
Ahehehehehehe, take it yer very in touch with your inner child with that kinda name.
No.761234
>>761233
Kids are cruel, y'know.
And a name like Predator must mean you know cruelty.
No.761235
>>761234
>depends on who you ask
No.761236
>>761235
Well who might say you wouldn't?
No.761237
>>761236
>my own race that see what we do as normal
No.761238
>>761237
So yer cruel...but you ain't cruel enough to be part of yer own race.
Maybe y'need some lessons in cruelness.
No.761239
>>761238
>perhaps
>just not from a dead man
No.761240
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>>761239
Now what're you tryin' to imply from that?
No.761241
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>cheking his phone
Ocelot why are you sending me these small pictures of cats?
Why do we even have phones?
No.761242
>>761241
These are not just ordinary small cats.
...and I honestly don't know, we have codec which is more secure.
Or that's just what they want us to think.
No.761243
>>761242
I blame those dang dirty Shadow Patriots.
No.761244
>>761243
You and Snake always blame the Shadow Patriots!
The Shadow Patriots are an unsubstantiated myth perpetrated by the men at base just so they have someone to blame when something bad happens!
...or that's what they want me to think...
No.761245
>>761244
Or maybe we're being sabotaged by Eli.
...Pffft, as if he could actually succeed at something.
No.761246
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>>761245
>gives a hearty laugh
Yeah as if!
No.761247
>>761246
Well I have to give him credit, he did follow blindly down my path step by step. Right down to the failure!
No.761248
>>761247
You think he would've learned from your mistakes or something.
That's probably expecting too much of him, though.
No.761249
>>761248
I don't think he's able to learn. Might've dropped him on his head a few times.
No.761250
>>761249
There's gotta be something he learned, though!
...
I can't think of anything!
No.761251
>>761250
Still can't put a shirt on right. Even I can do that!
I just choose not to.
No.761252
No.761253
>>761251
...wait you mean he physically can't put a shirt on?
I...I thought it was a choice!
No.761254
>>761253
That boy's not right in the head.
No.761255
>>761254
Well...hey
2 out of 3 decent children isn't that bad of a record.
No.761256
>>761255
The project was called The Terrible Children. It's to be expected.
Solid was the only one to surpass me and the cycle of chaos I perpetuated. Solidus could've been great if Raiden hadn't killed him.
No.761257
>>761256
Well Solidus had to die.
It was all part of my brilliant plan!
No.761258
>>761257
To use his DNA to unlock the satellite where the Patriot AIs were loaded. Except for some reason Solidus wasn't a 100% match.
Zero probably thought ahead.
No.761259
>>761258
Yes that was a brief problem, but it was only brief!
It still worked, didn't it?
No.761260
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>>761259
That Sunny girl saved the world. From us. From Zero.
No.761261
>>761260
The world was saved by a little girl...I'd say it was unbelievable but so is a lot of other things we've seen.
No.761262
>>761261
A hero raised by an Emmerich. I almost don't believe it.
No.761263
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>>761262
That Hal Emmerich is certainly a better father than his own father.
Not that I'm surprised...you'd have to be trying intentionally to be a worse father than Huey.
No.761264
>>761263
I wasn't a very good father either. I never saw Snake as my son, just another soldier.
Things changed though.
No.761265
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>>761264
At least you changed, eh? Trying to be good father and even good grandfather.
And you still aren't Emmerich.
No.761266
>>761265
>
The shipgirls helped. But the real help was that last talk I had with Snake before I collapsed on Boss' grave.
No.761267
>>761266
Yes that was good, wasn't it?
No.761268
See? Isn't going out fun?
>
She fell asleep again...
No.761269
>>761268
So when the hell were you gonna tell me Azrael got out, huh?
No.761270
>>761269
As soon as I saw you. But then I saw the broken Tager and assumed you already found out.
No.761271
>>761270
He's not getting up anytime soon, if at all. Son of a bitch really laid'im out.
Damn geezer.
No.761272
>>761271
Soooo what's the plan now?
No.761273
>>761272
Create a continuum shift until we get it right. Rachel and I will remember past attempts.
No.761274
>>761273
Do we have to? I mean, I know we need to get Azrael is a huge pain the ass, but so are the shifts.
No.761275
>>761274
Good thing I did it 35 minutes ago. I'm not good at asking permission.
It'll loop once I lose track of him.
No.761276
>Marc
>Marc why are you popping pills
>drugs are bad, m'kay?
No.761277
>>761275
God dammit.
>siiiiiiiiiiigh
Just what do you plan on doing when you find him this time? Plan A and B didn't work, so what's plan C?
>>761276
>uuuuuh
No.761278
>>761277
Keep him busy until I can get restraints on him. Then it's back to the cell with as many bounded fields as I can put up.
I need Tager to deploy a dimensional interference field to keep him from escaping once he catches on.
No.761279
>>761277
>slips his mask back on
>looks up
Don't worry, I haven't turned into a junkie overnight.
>holds up the container of pills before stuffing it back in his pocket
They're anti-psychotics. I can't keep myself sane through willpower alone.
No.761280
>>761278
You sure you don't wanna try the whole Boundary thing again?
>>761279
I figured that one out. Truth be told, I was more surprised to see you without your mask.
No.761281
>>761280
I don't wanna be anywhere near an opening to the Boundary for a good while.
>you should know this feel Rags
>you lost an arm too
No.761282
>>761280
Nothing that you haven't seen before.
>scratches his head
...I think. I don't actually remember if I've taken my mask off in front of you.
No.761283
>>761281
Oh... right.
>shoulder pat
You'll...do fine.
>>761282
Maybe. Even if you did, most of the time I see you masked so... it's still kinda weird for me.
No.761284
>>761283
Don't. Touch. Me.
No.761285
>walks inside
Okay I returned the book, gave everyone some souvenirs from my adventure, and got some rest.
So why do I feel like I'm forgetting something?
No.761286
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>>761283
>nods
I get it. I tend to spend more time with the mask on than I do with it off, anyway.
>>761285
Weren't you trying to visit your girlfriend?
No.761287
>>761286
Got back from that last night.
It went way better than expected.
No.761288
>dear journal
>I am updating you
>the swamp people are weird but not as weird as the people who assume eye contact means "let's battle"
No.761289
>>761284
>...
>I feel like this is where I could mess with her but I don't wanna get crushed by gravity today.
>sloooowly removes his hand
Oops.
>>761285
A cyborg?
>>761286
It's more for the uniform than anything, isn't it? Since most people know who you are.
No.761290
>>761289
>ears droop
Keep your hands to yourself.
>portals out
No.761291
>>761287
Lucky you. Dimension-hopping ends badly when most people try it.
>>761288
>oh hey
>it's that weird kid
>>761289
Well, that, and the fact that this suit's mostly bulletproof.
No.761292
>>761289
Got that right.
>>761291
Most things end badly for me, I'm not even sure how this happened right.
But it did.
No.761293
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>>761291
>oh hey it's that weird guy
>
No.761294
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>>761292
Careful. Keep tempting fate like that and shit'll really hit the fan.
>>761293
Uh...
>what do children and magnets have in common?
>nobody knows how they work
No.761295
>>761290
>sigh
I'll never understand that woman...
>scratching the sleeping Lambda's head
>>761291
That too. I thought you wouldn't have much need for that since you can't die.
>>761292
You're that ninja...
>shakes his head
I mean... uuhh... Nice sword.
No.761296
>>761294
Oh I'm already used to that--
>looks at the calendar
Huh...?
>>761295
Thanks, yours is pretty nice too.
No.761297
>>761294
>try being a ten year old for 20 years
>it sucks
>or was it 13
>stupid ambiguity
If I pull that off will you die?
No.761298
>>761295
Just because it won't kill me doesn't mean I like getting shot, Ragna.
>>761296
>looking at the calendar
...I don't get it.
>>761297
It'll be extremely painful.
No.761299
>>761298
You're a big guy.
No.761300
>>761298
This is March, right?
So why's the calendar on September...?
>notices a specific date circled in red marker
...the son of a bitch was here!
No.761301
>>761298
I thought you couldn't feel pain.
>shrug
Whatever, you know what you do. You're the one getting shot. I mean, the one trying not getting shot.
>>761296
>eeeeee
Thanks. It's a gift from my master.
No.761302
>>761299
For you.
>>761300
...Right. What, uh... what was his name again?
>>761301
I can only feel pain sometimes. It's complicated.
>sighs
Plus I get lectured by your girlfriend for thirty minutes every time I walk in here with a bullet wound.
No.761303
>>761301
A gift, huh?
Then it carries some nice sentimental value too. I had a sword like that...
Until that friend came back from the dead and wanted it back anyway.
>>761302
Sundowner!
That's what I'm forgetting, I'm supposed to go after him!
...though I'm sure he can wait. He's not that big of a problem.
No.761305
>>761302
>chuckle
She does that. Man, I'm lucky she never caught me like that.
>>761303
>...
I should be surprised, but I've seen my share of people coming back from the dead.
No.761306
>>761303
If you say so. All I understand is he's got some weird obsession with 9/11.
>>761304
>Doesn't this kid get it? Baneposting's in our contract!
>...We have a contract?
>Shh. Just keep going.
Congratulations, you killed the joke. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>761305
Yeah. I'd hate to see what she'd do if you showed up with an icicle stuck in your stomach or something.
No.761307
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>>761306
Crashing this dome. With no survivors.
No.761308
>>761305
It was unusual at first but now I'm used to it.
>>761306
9/11 jumpstarted the war economy, got him a nice cushy job doing what he loves.
Of course he loves it, and of course he wants something like it to happen again.
But he's Sundowner, I defeated him with ease. The guy's an idiot.
No.761309
>>761306
Set me on fire. She actually did that.
>>761308
Same here. I've seen some people die and come back.
No.761310
>>761307
>recordscratch.wav
Hold on. You're not serious, right?
>>761308
Seems like smart bad guys are a dying breed these days.
>>761309
Pfft... guess I'm the one getting off easy, then.
No.761311
>>761309
A lot of people I've seen or known to have died have come back.
It's bizarre but...it's one of the least bizarre things here.
>>761310
He'll be easy to take care of once I find him.
He's no Armstrong that's for sure.
No.761312
>>761310
>is this guy serious
It's a joke.
No.761313
>>761311
Even Armstrong doesn't seem that bright, if we're being honest.
>>761312
>that's my secret, Cap
>I'm always serious
...Just making sure.
No.761314
>>761310
Well, to be fair, it wasn't much for the icicle as it was for the fact I said I looked "sharp". But I still had an icicle through me, so that shows how much she cared.
>>761311
You're telling me. This place is a magnet for bizarre...
No.761315
>>761311
Come now, Jack!
Y'don't mean that!
No.761316
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>>761313
>surely you jest
I could though.
No.761317
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>>761314
I think I'm slowly getting used to it.
Even if I've been here for quite awhile.
>>761313
Armstrong is pretty decently intelligent but he's also aggressive.
Too aggressive. It was his downfall.
>>761315
But I do, and hey now that you're here that just makes my life easier.
Don't have to go looking for ya.
No.761318
>>761314
Well, if you started making puns, I would've been tempted to set you on fire too.
>>761316
>don't call me Shirley you little fucker
>sighs
Of course you could. No kid would set foot in this place unless they had some serious power backing them up.
>>761317
>nods
I get what you're saying. Being too aggressive's fucked me over before, too.
No.761319
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>>761318
S'boring.
>Charizard out
Gonna explore.
>FLY
No.761320
>>761317
>
Well it's only fair, after all!
I've been makin' yer life hell enough as it is, y'know!
But wait, y'don't know, do ya?
No.761321
>>761317
I think I've been here for about... an year, over here? Though, it hardly feels like it's been like an year.
>>761318
Geez, everybody's a critic.
No.761322
>>761318
I got him when his guard was down, he was really pissed.
Easy to piss off, easy to defeat.
>>761320
...what are you talking about?
>>761321
I think I've been here about that long too, give or take.
Been through a lot in that time.
No.761323
>>761319
>
...I didn't just see that, did I?
>You mean the kid making a fucking dragon appear out of nowhere? No, that was real.
>>761321
Puns are the lowest form of joke, Ragna. Everyone knows that.
>>761322
Huh... well, at least you know how to handle him.
No.761324
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>peeking out a window up to the sky
I am hoping that misturr Aznabul will come back.
No.761325
>>761322
What'd ya think, that that hopped up hobo came from some kinda "Shadow Patriots?"
You were right about it bein' a set-up, that's fer sure but not by some kinda "Shadow Patriots!"
No.761326
>>761322
I feel like a changed a lot ever since I came here. It's a strange place, but you learn a lot about yourself.
>>761323
But being set on fire? Isn't that too much of a punishment?
>EH
>EH
No.761327
>>761323
I did recently too by doing absolutely nothing. I think he just wants to fight me for sport now more than anything.
>>761324
I'm sure he'll be back soon, they always come back.
>>761325
Wha--
You bastard. What purpose could doing that have possibly served?
>>761326
It's helped me in more ways than I'll ever admit I can tell you that much.
No.761328
>>761326
>hey Ragna
>what did the five fingers say to the face?
>SLAP
>>761327
Heh. Who knows, maybe if you play pacifist for long enough, he'll start crying.
No.761329
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>>761326
>oh no
>physically painful puns
Ghh...
>>761327
I am going to be space porice woman!
>>761328
>is dat sum slappan I see
>HMMMMMM
No.761330
>>761327
The better question is to ask why not?!
In all honesty, I was hoping for it to get you back into Jack the Ripper. T'show you that people like us don't get the princess! Face that you ain't a hero and embrace it! With Desperado bein' all but dead we could really use some more members.
Whaddaya say, you in?
No.761331
>>761327
It attracts weirdness and helps personal growth. This dome is one of a kind.
>>761328
>SLAPPED
Huh. That wasn't so bad. I thought you're gonna stab me with a crescent dart.
>>761329
>GOOD
Uh? Hey, officer! Long time no see.
No.761332
>>761328
Maybe he will if he decides to come back from being dead again.
I'd pay to see that.
>>761330
What on Earth would ever make you think I'd say yes?
>>761329
Space police, huh.
That's certainly quite the task, you sure you're up for it?
>>761331
You're telling me, I'm kinda glad I found it.
No.761333
>>761329
>Moonman did what had to be done, tiddycop
>>761331
And risk getting chewed out? I don't think so.
>>761332
>chuckles
So would I.
No.761334
>>761331
Long time?
>literally who
>>761332
Of course! I am vury strong!
>>761333
>it did indeed have to be done
No.761335
>>761332
It was worth a shot...but if yer gonna say no, then I'm gonna have to finish ya.
Can't have you put a stop to jumpstartin' the new moat economy!
It'll be beautiful...
No.761336
>did someone mention things that had to be done
>Shuse please listen to a different song
No.761337
>>761336
>
Jeez, I can hear it from here.
No.761338
>>761335
>holding a frying pan
Uh huh.
No.761339
>>761332
I could say the same.
>heh
Name's Ragna, by the way.
>>761333
By who? The girl who set me on fire? It's not like it would matter anyways. I heal, and it's not like one single dart can compare to Nu's idea of a hug.
>>761334
You don't...
>thinkgen about those continuum shifts
>sigh
Never mind. I must have confused you for someone else.
No.761340
>>761333
Maybe him coming back from the dead would be worth it just this once if he cried.
>>761334
That's the attitude I like to see, you're gonna be great!
>>761335
The hell's a moat economy?
>>761339
I'm Raiden...or Jack if you prefer.
No.761341
>>761337
>I'll see your meme GET
>and raise you jazz
>blink
Wait...
No.761342
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>>761334
>people who enjoy puns are literally Hitler
>REMOVE KEBAB
>>761339
Let me guess: Swords through the ribcage?
>>761340
As someone who's forced their archenemy to cry before, I can tell you that it's definitely worth it.
No.761343
>>761339
>???
You are knowing me?
>>761340
I get to be porice again!!
>>761342
>RIP AND TEAR
No.761344
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>>761341
Uh... need somethin'?
No.761345
>>761338
What do y'think yer doin' with that pan, huh?
>>761340
The moat economy!
When Trump has the moat built, helpless foreigners will fight through it with blood, sweat, tears, and even more blood!
Especially the children...lil' Pablo will learn that to make it life, y'gotta kill fer what you want! He'll become jus' like you n' me, Jack...
Imaginin' it almost puts a tear in my deal ol' eyes...
>wipes a tear from his face
No.761346
>>761345
Gonna fry me an egg.
No.761347
>>761344
>?
Nope.
>[Now Playing...]
You.
No.761348
>>761347
So what was I waiting for again?
>holds a stoge to a horn stump
>butane-free lighter.exe
No.761349
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>>761348
Lunno what you mean, old timer.
Ever heard of talking out loud rhetorically.
No.761350
>>761342
And through the stomach. And the legs. And arms. And knees. And pretty much whatever she can hit.
>>761340
Take it one's the code name, the other's the actual one. You're a hero too?
>>761343
No. I just confused you for someone else, that's all.
No.761351
>>761349
Not unironically. Kids are still on that dumb "doing things ironically" thing right? God I hope not.
No.761352
>>761342
Alright, next time I see Armstrong I'm gonna make 'im weep!
>>761343
Space police at that!
That's like...the best kind of police!
>>761345
What a load of bullshit! I'm not gonna let you get away with any of that!
>>761350
Not exactly, but most people tend to call me one.
No.761353
>you know what hasn't happened in a while
>some banter
No.761354
>>761352
Jus' try n' stop me!
Ain't you busy with yer girly lil' personal life t'worry about me?
>>761346
Skillet's over there...unless yer talkin' in a metaphor.
You can't touch me, Jack-- I mean Snake!
No.761355
>>761351
Did you just project onto me and then ask me to justify it?
Jeez.
No.761356
>>761343
>RIP AND TEAR OUT THE PUNS
>>761350
Jeez... Glad I don't know anyone like that.
>>761352
>laughs
Might wanna start carrying a video camera, then.
No.761357
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>>761350
Oh... hokay.
>>761352
Yus! I wull be giant robot porice!
>>761356
>AAAAAAAAAA
No.761358
>>761354
Maybe you forgot.
But I'm Solid Snake.
>OctoCamo goooooooo
No.761359
>>761353
Something tells me that kid's some kinda gimp aficionado.
What the hell is wrong with people.
>>761355
No, I asked a stupid question and I was waiting for a stupid answer. But thanks for pointing it out.
Jeez.
No.761361
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>>761359
Par for the course, right. Teenage girl, after all.
>...
Next best thing, maybe. Hell if I know.
>[appraising]
Hah. Hell.
No.761362
>>761356
She has a sweet side. Took me a while to find it, but it's there. Dealing with Lambda is simpler... most of the time.
>>761352
I have the same problem, even though I'm not very heroic.
>>761357
>sigh
So... space police, huh?
No.761363
>>761356
My eye can act as a camera.
I'm good to go.
>>761354
I can juggle both my personal life and fighting guys like you now--
Wait hold on did you just call Snake me?
>>761357
...giant robot police?
Wow.
This sounds cooler and cooler. I'm happy for you!
>>761362
I don't consider it a problem. I have no reason to get mad for calling me a hero I just...don't think of myself as one.
No.761364
>>761360
And a mind reader. You stay outta there! I just had it organized!
>let's just keep the apocalypse secrets to ourselves now
>>761361
So you some kind of condensed sassy marshmallow or what? There's pasty and there's ghostly, sister.
No.761365
>>761364
>wait a minute
>waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute
>
>that's his eager face
No.761366
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>>761362
Points for finding it, I guess. I probably wouldn't have even tried.
>>761363
Great. Once the tears start flowing, Armstrong'll never live it down.
No.761367
>>761362
Yus! Mistur Azunabul hired me!
>>761363
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This will be fun!
No.761368
>>761364
You're right, this is first time I've been out of my basement in ten years. Looks like you caught me.
Sassiness comes with the territory.
No.761369
>>761358
>shields go up
Try me!
These shields just got upgraded since they were too weak last time!
Now these babies are motion sensitive!
>>761363
Yeah...why?
And d'ya now? What if you die? Don't think yer little ladyfriend can take that!
Face it, you were born for the battlefield and the battlefield only!
No.761370
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>>761365
And you went and did it. Kids these days, no sense of privacy.
>>761368
>squintan at the end of her tail
Oh, you're one of those newfangled kinda-robot-kinda-edible demons.
Guess that kinda makes me your unofficial boss or something.
>but I don't wanna
But I'm retired, so do whatever or something.
No.761371
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>>761369
>rustling from behind Sundowner
>ominous music building
>it's
>IT'S
>it's just Old Snake making an egg on the stove
What.
No.761373
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>>761370
Between you and me, I already have too many people trying to be my boss. This library gig isn't that bad, I guess.
>wait back up
Edible?
No.761374
>>761366
At first, I didn't either. But, y'know. People change, stuff happens.
>>761367
Aznable...
>I think I heard that name once.
Sounds pretty badass.
>>761363
I'm not saying I get mad. I just don't get it, it's all.
No.761375
>>761366
Oh man this'll be great.
>>761367
Don't stay in space for too long, now!
Might miss you.
>>761369
You're wrong, there's more for me than just fighting. I see that now.
And nothing I mean...most people end up calling me Snake, not...not the other way around...
>silently elated at that
>>761374
Me neither...
Guess it's too late to change now, I suppose.
No.761376
>>761372
Crap.
>>761373
Not a good boss-type anyways, floating crown's mostly for show.
>uh
Yeah. Edible. You didn't know?
No.761377
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>>761371
You...you ain't gonna hit me upside the face with that thing?
That's...disappointin'.
Not unwelcome, though.
>>761375
I knew you were runnin' off to fantasy worlds but this here is ridiculous. But alright, Jack. whatever you say.
I gotta get goin', though.
>loud stomping outside
Good thing my ride's already here. See y'later, Jack! Bahahahahahahahaha!
>leaps through the ceiling
No.761378
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>>761374
I just wanted to be kind porice woman and wear cute uniform, but now I get giant robut too?
Is too good!
>>761375
I will try!
No.761379
>>761376
...
>subtly nibbling her braid
>it comes apart like taffy instead of hair
Shit. I'm delicious.
No.761380
>>761374
>smile
You think I haven't figured that out by now?
>>761375
Hell yeah it will.
>Moonman why are you getting so hyped
>you shouldn't feel good about this
No.761381
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>>761377
>a series of frying pan-loaded booby traps go off as he leaves
Missed it by that much.
>sniff sniff
Hell, this isn't over medium.
No.761382
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>>761379
Think the tiny one's all ice cream or something.
No.761383
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No.761384
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>>761382
Wouldn't know, she always got shoved onto Ritou.
>rrrr
Beat me in CS and now you hog the cute sister, huh.
No.761385
>>761375
I wouldn't say that.
>>761378
Giant robot?
> w o w
Talk about upgrade...
>>761380
>heheh
You're the biggest example of that I know.
>pats him on the shoulder
>picks up the sleeping Lambda
It's about time this girl here got back home. I'll see you around, Marc.
>Ragna out
No.761386
>>761377
Goddammit!
>looks out the window
>sees he's already gone
Son of a bitch!
Looks like I might've been underestimating Sundowner...he's gotten craftier since we last met.
>>761378
Good but if you gotta stay for a long time, In understand completely.
>>761380
You know what'd be even better? If I uploaded it online!
>Raiden no
>don't do that
>>761381
Are those eggs, Snake?
>>761385
Ehhhh I suppose.
No.761387
>>761383
Nothin' but bones left, y'know.
>>761384
I'm not up to snuff with you guys' names so...
>rubban his head with bighand
yeah. Try not to get chewed up by ants.
No.761388
>>761385
Alright, Ragna. Take care of yourself.
>>761386
>just stares at him
...Do it.
No.761389
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>>761386
They were.
I didn't even really want to make these, I just wanted an excuse to get rid of old eggs.
Too old for this ominous setting stuff, he wasn't scared at all.
No.761390
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>>761387
>?
>crunch
>Mas pls
No.761391
>>761385
>those poor people
I will be great help!
>>761386
I hope I am not too long. Need more melon bread.
No.761392
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>>761387
>uh
If you see one that looks like me but with opposite color spectrum and a really tacky cosplay dress, that's her.
>picking through her braid
Look like you'd be up to snuff on the Necronomicon, guy.
No.761393
>>761388
I'm gonna do it!
>>761389
I'm...I'm sure he was, Snake.
You aren't losing it.
>>761391
I'm sure you won't be. Thought I would be gone for long but it was only a day.
No.761394
>>761393
Who said I was losing it?
Did I say that?
You'll be old too someday.
No.761395
>>761390
>blatantly staring
>making sure he's not just a cat in human form minus the active conscience
>>761392
Read it front to back.
No.761396
>>761393
You should. It'll be great.
>Moonman no you're being a bad influence again
No.761397
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>>761395
>I resemble that remark
...
>red djinn
>no Sin said it's not
Looking for someone.
No.761398
>>761395
>uh
>twists open the barrel
>somehow containing a record player
>starts playing the record backwards
I don't get it.
No.761399
>>761394
I don't want to think about that right now.
>>761396
It'll spread quicker than wildfire...
Seems a bit mean spirited th-- ahhh who gives a shit if it is.
No.761400
>>761397
Naked birdman?
>>761398
Maybe we should rewind a bit.
Hi. I'm Hellboy. All this spooky stuff's kinda my business.
No.761401
>>761399
It's Armstrong. He kinda deserves it.
No.761402
>>761399
I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking.
>dumps the eggs in the trash
No.761403
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>>761400
>headshake
Green hood.
No.761404
>>761401
...fair point, fuck him.
>>761402
Oh, right I should've asked you that.
Is it too late to ask now?
No.761405
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>>761400
>mm
Shuse.
>guh
"Supply Depot Hime", but that's retarded. Being sassy and apparently delicious is my business.
No.761406
>>761402
>catching the eggs in his mouth
>Clint Barton: Professional Trashman
No.761407
>>761404
You're not gonna put that video on Limewire, are you.
I heard a bunch of parents were concerned about something about it, so now I am too.
No.761408
>>761404
Exactly.
>alert the media
>Moon Knight's having fun
No.761409
>>761403
Ain't seen'em. Might have a locating trinket though.
>>761405
Got a good handle on your biz then.
No.761410
>>761409
>this sates the big kick
Hurry, please.
No.761411
>>761407
When was Limewire last relevant?
Is...is it still a thing?
If it's going anywhere it's probably gonna be Youtube seeing as how that's the only video site that's...actually relevant anymore.
>>761408
Armstrong crying is going on the internet, then!
No.761412
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>>761409
Yeah, my hands are big. Original.
>twists the barrel back together
>vacuum tubes and light bulbs begin floating out of it towards the window
You're not gonna Ghostbusters me, are you.
No.761413
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>>761406
>u wot
Did I put you there?
>>761411
Relevant? What?
Don't go downloading porn viruses, you hear me.
No.761414
>>761411
Great!
>borderline evil laugh goes here
>cough
>cough
...Whoa.
No.761415
>>761410
Hold your horses.
>rifling through his coat
Ah.
>flicks a small hourglass at him
Follow the sand.
>>761412
Do I need to? 'Cause I really would rather not.
No.761416
>>761413
Of course not, Snake!
I'd never get any porn viruses.
>I forget Old Snake is old sometimes.
>>761414
Dude...that laugh was almost evil.
No.761417
>>761413
>soon, the world will know me as Hawkeye the Grouch
Uh... no?
No.761418
>>761415
>!
>hourglass get
Thanks.
>uh
>tosses a bottle o' wine
King's orders.
>lionman awaaaaay
No.761419
>>761416
Sheesh... at this rate, I'm gonna turn into a Saturday-morning cartoon villain.
No.761420
>>761415
Well, it'd cut into my stand around looking bored time pretty deep, so...
>shrug
Old guy bombed us all to hell anyway. Apparently it was pretty bad.
No.761421
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>>761416
You know who's on the other end of those things?
Well not a Nigerian prince, I'll tell you that much.
In my day we stuck with magazines, papercuts and all.
>>761417
Then get out of there, son. Penn Gillette doesn't come by until next month.
No.761422
>>761418
Wine, huh.
>>761420
Yeah. I know. You guys kinda filled Hell up. The imps were complaining about all the extra work.
No.761423
>>761421
But I really don't want to.
No.761424
>>761419
You just might with that kind of laugh.
Only cartoony villains have that kind of laugh.
>>761421
I know Snake, I see you with those mags all the time.
Took you for more of a video tape kind of guy, to be honest.
No.761425
>>761422
Good thing I wasn't grieving or anything.
That might've made things awkward or something.
>radio kicks on
We didn't put that dinosaur up on that cross, what's the big idea.
No.761426
>>761423
Then I'm really gonna keep pouring old eggs on your head.
Dummy.
>>761424
Tried the hologram thing, didn't pan out.
Mei Ling's touchy about that stuff, who knew.
No.761427
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>>761424
Yeah, you're right. And the last thing I need right now is for people to take me even less seriously than they already do.
No.761428
>>761425
Life ain't always fair. 'sides you guys were kinda wreaking havoc at sea, so...
No.761429
>>761426
...there's holographic porn?
How...how do you know this?
>>761427
Good thing people take me completely seriously.
>Raiden stop lying to yourself
>it's not healthy
No.761430
>>761426
>glances over at Moon Knight
I can live with that.
No.761431
>>761428
>shrug
I woke up, drank out of the two liter soda bottle next to my bed, and played music until I went to bed. That was my day.
Might wanna consider outlawing teenagers and shut-ins while you're at it.
No.761432
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>>761429
>blink
...They do?
No.761433
>>761429
We've had holograms since the 80s, Raiden.
Thank god it got more streamlined. But I do kind of miss the projector chugging through displaying all that 80s bush.
>>761430
Grunts are so damn weird these days.
>dropping stir-fry on Hawk Guy's head
I had leftovers, guess I lied a little.
No.761434
>>761432
When do they not?
Have...have you seen anybody ever not take me seriously?
>>761433
Yes I knew that but I didn't know holographic porn existed.
Who the hell is making it?! Holographic tech is pretty high level stuff.
No.761435
>>761433
>Sometimes I hate my life.
...I'm not that weird.
No.761436
>>761431
And look who wasn't in Hell when I woke up in the morning.
No.761437
>>761434
Miller definitely doesn't take you seriously, from what I've seen.
No.761438
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>>761434
Well...
>is he gonna say it, Raiden
>>761435
You're a man sitting in the trash and nobody's even filming it.
Don't you art school guys have better things to be doing.
No.761439
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>>761436
Comforting. You're a real class act.
>chewing on her braid
Whatever.
No.761440
>>761437
Miller doesn't take anybody seriously unless they're Big Boss or they have a pair of breasts on their chest.
>>761438
>pls
>tell me
Snake be honest with me here.
No.761441
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>>761439
Lady you ice cream whatevers and the boat girls make a giant mess outta things. Who do you think cleans up after you?
No.761442
>>761438
I'm not in art school. I'm an Avenger.
No.761443
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>>761441
The eyepatch guy, if I had to guess.
Sure as hell not you, said you were retired.
No.761444
>>761440
Alright, alright.
>ahem
When a mommy hologram and a daddy hologram love each other very much...
>>761442
Y'mean like all the other 12,000 idjits calling themselves Avengers?
Yeah, you're in art school alright. Painting?
No.761445
>>761440
Fair enough.
>
After hearing how crazy things have gotten over at Outer Heaven, I'm kinda glad I got kicked out of the armed forces as fast as I did.
No.761446
>>761444
>listening intently
Go on...
>>761445
Oh yeah, Outer Heaven is...well it's something else, alright.
Not sure how much you'd like it but I like it just fine most of the time.
No.761447
>>761444
No, seriously, I'm an Avenger! You know... Hawkeye, World's Greatest Marksman?
No.761448
>>761443
Looks like nobody else got the memo.
>mood soured
>Baby Ruth go
No.761449
>>761446
>shrugs
Guess it's just not my thing.
No.761450
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>>761446
You...you know what comes next, right.
Force XXI didn't just forget the important stuff, I hope.
>>761447
So's Bullseye, Green Arrow, and a ton of others.
No need to be embarrassed of your cruddy sculpture or whatever, kid.
No.761451
>>761448
>why is this guy such a baby
>solemn mochi hair munching
No.761452
>>761449
I like it...but that doesn't mean I'd willingly take anyone I knew there.
>>761450
That's great but what does it have to do with holographic pornography?
No.761453
>>761450
But... but I didn't make a sculpture.
No.761454
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>>761451
>hello pot
>i am kettle
They're fine anyways, Hell ain't so bad now that the crowd's gone.
No.761455
>>761452
So I'm guessing you won't be bringing your girlfriend there anytime soon.
No.761456
>>761452
You'll understand when you're older.
Some secrets can't be divulged so easily.
>>761453
Needlepoint? You look like a needlepoint guy.
No.761457
>>761455
Let's just say I'm glad I have a permanent way to her place now and leave it at that.
>>761456
Come on, I'm reliable! Just tell me!
No.761458
>>761454
>you mean coolly uncaring
>!!
O-Oh, that's cool.
Guess being stuck in eternal torment isn't all it's cracked up to be.
No.761459
>>761458
Would you believe Hell's what you make of it? I went down there the first time, it was just nothing but masochists begging for punishment.
People are weird.
No.761460
File: 1458529071690.png (267.02 KB, 648x868, 162:217, The shit I have to deal wi….png)
>>761456
I already told you, I'm not going to art school!
No.761461
>>761457
Fine with me.
>
I'll be honest, I'm kinda running out of stuff to talk about.
No.761462
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>>761459
>gross
Gross.
>not so gross
So they're fine, guess there's no use getting worked up over it.
No.761463
>>761462
Now you're getting it.
Probably better off downstairs anyways. The coot's crazy.
No.761464
>>761457
It's not about reliability, it's about finding things out for yourself.
And also liability. I get 'em confused all the time.
You thought I was gonna say Shadow Patriots again, didn't you.
>>761460
Raiden come belt this art student so I don't have to.
No.761465
>>761461
So am I.
...maybe I shouldn't leave it at that since it's all I can think of.
>>761464
I'm not going to watch holographic porn just so I can find out.
And do I haaaaave to?
No.761466
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>>761463
He's got a lot of the shiplosers and some of my family.
But I never really liked them much anyway, sorting books is more my speed these days.
Bosslady probably has some secret science thing so we don't get blown up anyway.
No.761468
>>761465
I mean... I'm not gonna force you to talk about it.
No.761469
>>761466
Science, huh. She ain't a Nazi, right?
No.761470
>>761465
If you don't want me to "lose" the motor oil again, then yeah.
You drink motor oil, right. All the robots on Otacon's shows do.
>tosses a flashdrive
Don't watch that with people around. And I mean like within 500 miles.
>>761467
That'll teach you to get a worthless degree.
I didn't even go to college.
No.761471
>>761469
I think she's like, Asian or something. So...no.
Isn't hitting Nazis what Atomic Robo does?
No.761472
>>761468
Well unless you've got any other bright ideas I don't think I have much of a choice.
It's not that big of a deal.
I need to talk about my feelings more.
>>761470
I don't drink motor oil, that'd be gross. But fine I'll do it.
>looks at the flashdrive
If you say so...what do I even watch this on?
>>761467
>SMACK
No.761473
File: 1458529865613.png (153.34 KB, 530x277, 530:277, hellboy-the-first-20-years….png)
>>761471
It's never an exclusive thing. Nazi superscience is big enough to warrant a few extra fistings.
No.761474
>>761470
Neither did I. I was raised in a circus, man!
>>761472
>smacked out of the trash can
>and through the wall
>looks like Hawkeye's blasting off again!
No.761475
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No.761476
>>761472
>He just had to say that.
Well... alright. Go ahead, I guess.
No.761477
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>>761472
Stick in your head, you can at least do that, right.
I'm gonna have to talk to this Dok guy if he made you a lame robot.
>>761474
And I did him a favor anyway.
No.761478
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No.761479
>>761474
I really didn't want to do that.
>>761476
Really my biggest concern is Master Miller.
As always.
People do mistake Sheik for a guy sometimes and I know he'd just have field day with that. I really don't need that.
>>761477
Snake my head is one of few parts on my body that isn't cybernetic.
It's not Dok's fault.
No.761480
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>>761478
It's too late, I heard everything. Chris Hansen is on his way.
You should probably go under Witness Protection Program, maybe paint your skin red and grow horns. Nobody'll know it's you.
No.761481
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>>761479
...Is it your butt. Is your USB port in your butt.
No.761482
>>761480
Hardy har har.
About time for me to head off anyways.
>walkan on through spoopdoor
No.761483
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>>761482
>hmph
Shows what I get for "coming out of my shell".
Why the hell did Wanko buy me so many of those help books...
No.761484
>>761479
Makes sense. I wouldn't want a guy like Miller knowing about my love life either.
No.761485
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>>761483
Having fun in there?
No.761486
>>761485
>?
I think so. Pretty sure I met the Devil, he was pretty alright for a guy that complained that much.
Makes sense, I guess.
What's up, boss.
No.761487
>>761481
Snake, Snake that's stupid design.
...yes it is, though.
>>761484
He'd call me Jort too. I hate that nickname.
No.761488
>>761486
Just got back from a housecall. Didn't think she'd catch onto advanced sitting so quickly...
No.761489
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>>761487
...hehehehehehehh
>cough cough cough
Damn, don't be so funny.
No.761490
>>761487
I... don't understand how he even came up with a name like that.
No.761491
File: 1458531038219.jpg (190.44 KB, 850x1076, 425:538, sample-e96a4586a5b84e065c0….jpg)
>>761488
Advanced...sitting?
Doesn't sound like something you can pick up at the local community college. Advanced anything, really.
Or is this one of those things I'm not supposed to know about like the closet.
No.761492
>>761491
>crap
Should've kept a lock on it...
No.761493
>>761489
I don't know why Dok put it there but he did!
>"Oh have a sense of humor, Raiden. Where else would you put a port?"
On my back, maybe?
>"Do you want to be a boring cyborg, Raiden? Better for it to be somewhere comical than somewhere boring."
>>761490
That's partially why the name bothers me!
I don't wear jorts, and I'd never be caught dead in jorts!
No.761494
>>761492
You took the purity that Dailymotion videos hadn't already taken a long time ago, boss.
>shakes her head
In other news, I'm edible.
No.761496
>>761493
>shrug
It's still not as bad as being called a Klansman.
No.761497
>>761493
See, that guy? That guy knows how to spice things up.
You talking about your jort collection again? They keep getting mixed up in Sunny's washing.
No.761498
>>761495
>holds the braid up
>already a few bite marks in it
Edible. Demon dude said we're made of marshmallow or something.
I got stuck with French vanilla, so it's not all bad.
No.761499
>>761496
At least being call Klansman makes some semblance of sense!
>>761497
Spicing things up does not include putting a port in my ass.
And I don't even have a single jort, let alone a collection to get mixed into Sunny's washing.
No.761500
>>761498
And you regenerate, right. Please tell me you do.
No.761501
>>761499
Yeah, but it's still worse than "Jort" if you ask me.
No.761502
>>761499
Then what are these?
>delivery box falls in
>what's that
>it's full of jorts
No.761503
>>761500
...uh. I know Hoppo does, anyway.
>braid still bitten up
I don't think I like this line of questioning, boss.
No.761504
>>761501
That's debatable.
I'd say Jort is worse.
>>761502
>looks at the box of jorts
>[screams internally]
I keep finding this box in my room!
Somebody's putting it there, Snake!
You gotta believe me!
No.761506
>>761504
>opens up the box
>this is on the top flap
...Oh Raiden.
You should have told us sooner.
We're gonna have to put you down now.
No.761507
>>761505
I know that look.
That's the look you make every Friday at the blonde guy before all the bed squeaking starts.
No.761508
>>761504
>looking at the box of jorts
...Y'know, you may be right. Have fun dealing with that.
>fishes some smoke pellets out of his pocket
>oh look, he actually remembered to bring those for once
>tosses them on the ground and disappears
No.761510
>>761506
Come on!
You know I'd never wear jorts! I never wear pants at all! I've been set up, dammit! Somebody's trying to frame me...
>I know it's Master Miller trying to do this! It's gotta be...
>But Snake won't believe me if I say that.
>There's only one option.
This must be the work of the Shadow Patriots! They're trying to get you to put me down.
>>761508
Oh sure just run away in a moment of crisis.
Yeah alright I'll live through this.
No.761511
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>>761509
Chris Hansen's probably still here somewhere even if the red guy left, boss.
>guh
>just
>holds the braid up
Bon appetit.
No.761512
File: 1458532418297.jpg (513.79 KB, 800x1036, 200:259, ef453d67dede41324ee04ab231….jpg)
>>761510
Raiden, why would the Shadow Patriots waste their time with jorts. They've got other things to do, like not royally mess up and make me blow up another damn satellite.
Now I'm not saying don't wear the jorts, but don't wear the jorts.
No.761513
>>761512
I've never worn jorts in my life, Snake.
I wouldn't be caught dead in them.
Here, I'll prove it to you.
>gets out a match
>lights the box of jorts on fire
No.761514
>>761511
>guhuh
>pulls a tiny bit off
This is something I wasn't expecting.
No.761515
>>761513
>the jorts start releasing...some kind of gas
KID GET DOWN
>slowly hunkers over
>
Damn knees.
No.761516
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>>761514
You're telling me. Wish somebody had told me I was just a big ice cream sandwich sooner.
Maybe...
>drops a bit of mochihair into the bucket
>INFINITE
Yeah I should have thought of that sooner.
...Oh my god I totally ruined my hair.
No.761517
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>>761515
WHAT THE--
>throws himself onto the ground
No.761518
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>>761517
>the gas seems to form some kind of face in the air before blowing out the window
Still think it's Miller now?
Because that is messed up if it's all a prank.
No.761519
>>761516
It was too long anyways.
>tying the rest around her neck like a scarf
No.761520
>>761518
It was making a face, did you see that?! Might not be Miller but it's someone surely trying to screw with us!
No.761521
File: 1458532907187.jpg (58.58 KB, 850x348, 425:174, sample-fb8208db629deb7718d….jpg)
>>761519
>sleep snug, smug
Says you, you have pigtails and you're like, 40.
No.761522
File: 1458532995389.jpg (354.57 KB, 1024x1292, 256:323, tumblr_mqmonjfmaX1rfzbrho1….jpg)
>>761520
Then what we've got here is a smoking gun.
Or smoking box of jorts. You get the idea.
No.761523
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>>761521
Let's not get into age specifics now.
No.761524
>>761522
Like I said before, my eye acts as a camera.
I can have Dok reverse the footage and see just what the hell happened in slow motion.
No.761525
>>761523
Yeah, fair enough. I'm technically only two months old or something.
Housecall, huh.
No.761526
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>>761524
Do it. I'm gonna check out the paranormal aspect, just in case.
And get something from that taco truck.
No.761527
>>761525
An acquaintance wanted to know how to punish someone for being sassy. So I helped.
No.761528
>>761526
Right, gotcha.
>gets on Codec
Dok did you see that?
>"Yes I did, Raiden. Crazy, huh?"
I'm sure you heard me, reverse the footage and see what the hell that face was.
>"Give me a minute, I'll see what I can do!"
Thanks. Raiden out.
...there's a taco truck here?
No.761529
>>761527
And you do that by...sitting on people?
Weird.
Please don't eat my braid because I'm like that all the time.
No.761530
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>>761528
What? No, no.
You know, that one from Afghanistan. The one I went to before the microwave corridor.
They didn't have any extra green sauce.
No.761531
>>761530
Snake you aren't going to just go to Afghanistan just to get some tacos from a taco truck, are you?
No.761532
>>761531
I've done more for less.
Like giving to charity.
No.761533
>>761529
You doubt my power?
No.761534
File: 1458533907542.jpg (95.31 KB, 1023x668, 1023:668, I do not like these Nanoma….jpg)
>>761532
Bit much, isn't it?
>"Raiden!"
Dok!
>"I've reversed the footage, and set it to slow motion. I'll be projecting it through your codec, so both you and Snake should be able to see it."
Alright, let's see it.
>footage starts playing
No.761535
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>>761533
Just wondering.
If you really wanted to torture somebody, couldn't you give them drugs that would keep them on the edge of pain and pleasure all the time, then you could just do whatever to make them fall to either side and-
>um
Kind of.
No.761536
>>761535
>Serious Series: Serious Sitting
No.761537
>>761534
The girls say I have no chill.
>the footage indeed starts playing
>and what comes up is...
Mother of god.
No.761538
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>>761536
>
>
>
This isn't so bad.
You can get off if you want, though.
No.761539
>>761537
Well you have plenty of chill if you ask me--
>looks at the footage in horror
These are some scare tactics if I've ever seen them! Who the hell would do this?!
No.761540
>>761539
Wait, wait, it's not done-
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.761541
>>761540
Now this is just nasty!
Snake are you alright?!
No.761542
>>761538
I'm pretty comfy. Turns out marshmallow makes for a good seat.
>is she getting heavier
>fucking magic how does it work
No.761543
>>761541
Ghosts...is The Sorrow still out there? Cursing Boss's lineage?
Or was it all just a bunch of coincidences and those jorts smell like hell.
No.761544
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>>761542
Uh-
>squishing slightly underneath
Uh.
I mean it's not the weirdest thing, Kouwan used to drop I-Classes on us on accident, but how am I gonna do my not-getting sat on stuff from here.
No.761545
>>761543
It could be either or, but I'm blaming ghosts!
I bet it's because of my stupid magical quest, I probably got cursed in that realm or something!
But we don't know...we just don't know!
No.761546
File: 1458534713622.png (463.13 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_nmprhbh6KU1rfrzlio1….png)
>>761545
You went on a magic quest?
Nerd.
No.761547
>>761544
I-Classes?
>
You'll just have to wait.
No.761548
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>>761547
>jeez
>um
>PT Imps float out of the mouthcannon
Like these guys, but bigger. Nobody likes them.
No.761549
>>761546
What's so nerdy about it?
No.761551
>>761548
Huh. Neat. Cannon fodder, huh.
No.761552
>>761550
Come oooooon! Don't look at me like that, I had my reasons!
No.761553
>>761551
Yeah. Bet the other guys are proud they got me out for their dumb events at least once.
Well, the ones left anyway.
So. Elephant in the room. You're getting heavier.
No.761554
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>>761552
Maybe you'd have a better time talking to Otacon.
No.761555
>>761553
This is the true power of sitting.
No.761556
>>761555
Fat thighs?
I think understand pops and his steam stuff more than this.
No.761557
>>761554
Oh god I hadn't considered Otacon.
He'd be freaking out over this, he can't know about it.
No.761558
>>761556
>u wot nao
I'd explain it but it'd ruin the secret.
No.761559
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>>761557
Look, just talk to him for a little bit.
He's had a hard time ever since Sunny figured out how to perfect guard in Smash, give him a hand.
No.761560
>>761558
Guess I'm not feng shui enough for thism huh.
>squeak toy noises
Man I bet if I had any bones in my legs they'd be hurt by now.
No.761561
>>761557
>too late
You went on a magical quest?!
Why didn't you tell me?
No.761562
>>761559
Alright fine, I'll do it.
...what's a Smash?
>>761561
It never came to mind.
No.761563
>>761560
I'm just compensating for your extra durability compared to, say, a normal person.
No.761564
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>>761562
The bane of friendships everywhere outside of Mario Kart and Mario Party.
Think you were in a...whaddya call it, All-Stars.
No.761565
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>>761562
Ahhhhhh that's so cool!
Why did you go? Bring anything back? Give me all the details!
No.761566
>>761563
I'm not weird. I'm perfectly.
>totally gross Abyssal turnkey poking out of her back
>falls off the little wing thing
Ok boss you made your point or whatever. Can we do a science thing now?
No.761567
>>761564
...we don't talk about that.
Never was much into those video games.
>>761565
I went to see my girlfriend who lives there and I brought stuff back, yeah.
No.761568
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>>761567
Can't escape the sins of the past, kid.
>rising trumpet
Oh god damn it.
No.761569
>>761566
Here's a physics question for you: what happens to a bridge when its load-bearing capacity is exceeded?
No.761570
>>761567
You have a girlfriend who comes from another realm that's completely foreign to you?! A-and you went over just to see her?
>he's gonna say it
>he's gooooooonna say it
It's just like one of my Japanese animes!
And may I have something you brought back?
No.761571
>>761569
It breaks?
Unless there's another secret factor you're not telling me about like that test you gave me with the questions in lemon juice, then yeah it breaks.
No.761572
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>The Delta arrives in the swamp silently out of nowhere
>No blaring music, no engine noises
>Sleepermod engaged
No.761573
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>>761568
Why did you say that?
You know what's gonna happen next!
>>761570
>ugh
Yeah I guess it is if you look at it the right way. Whatever.
And sure, knock yourself out.
>throws him an empty bottle
No.761574
>>761571
Exactly. It breaks.
>are you catching on bookfu
>Kanno stands up
Never doubt the power of sitting.
No.761575
>>761570
>SLAP
>>761572
METAL GEAR!?
>>761573
>THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
Kid...
No.761576
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>>761574
>gulp
I think I'm doubting more you didn't just walk out of a doujin.
>rubbing her thighs
Dang...
No.761577
>>761572
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!
>>761573
>looks at the bottle
I bet this had a fairy in it or something. Thanks Raiden!
And it's like one no matter how you look at it. The only way it could be more like one is if she was a ninja princess living a double life or something like that!
>>761575
>slapped
Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
No.761579
>>761575
What is it, Snake?
>>761577
Yeah don't mention it.
And she...is.
No.761580
>>761576
Guhuhuh... don't give me any ideas.
No.761581
>Char hops out
>>761575
Nope!
>>761577
Probably.
>>761578
Evenin', Cadet!
No.761582
>>761577
No, we talked about this.
You don't get to make the references, you're the comic relief.
>hand on his shoulder
Now do the handshake with me.
>>761579
Never mind, I think they got scared.
>peeks out the window
Those...trumpets in the mist.
No.761583
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No.761584
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>>761581
Hello, mistur Azunabul!
>calm down tiddycop you're gonna give someone a stroke
No.761585
>>761579
>eeeeeeeeeeee
Raiden. Raiden.
That's exactly like a romance/action anime. You're the cool loner cyborg ninja who slices giant robots to pieces who eventually warms up to a princess from another realm. You're both different but yet...you get each other. Little do you know she's a ninja too so you can do cool ninja things together!
You don't understand how amazing this really is.
>>761581
That's...that's a giant robot.
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A really really nicely built one too.
Must've taken a lot of time to get it so nice...
>>761582
But Snaaaaaaaaake!
Why can't the comic relief do references too?
Also yeah, let's do the handshake!
>
No.761586
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No.761587
>>761582
Good, good.
I don't need anymore music being played at the exact right time today.
>>761585
>UGH
Yeah yeah can you calm down about it now, it's not that amazing.
No.761588
>>761584
Been reading up on your instruction manual I gave ya?
No.761589
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>>761581
It looks like a Metal Gear, it sounds like a Metal Gear, it's a Metal Gear.
I'm gonna blow it up.
>>761585
>FUCKING
>PUNCH
That's like asking why Raiden isn't the main character. It's just how it works.
You have an important job, just like I do.
>>761587
It happened?
No.761590
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>>761586
>blink
Sure.
>pocky get
>dips it in her hair
>om
God I'm so fucked up.
No.761591
>>761588
I did not understand very much...
No.761592
>>761590
>doing the same thing with the braid
I can't help it, you're delicious.
No.761593
>>761589
Alright, alriiiiiiight.
I understand, Snake...
>sad Otacon
>>761587
>suddenly serious Otacon
No, Raiden.
It is very amazing. Embrace it! You're living a dream right now. Listen to me and embrace it!
Not all of us get to do cool things like you do! This is a once in a lifetime chance to live a life otaku like me wish we could...so you listen to me, embrace how amazing and weird it is because guys like us don't get to have stuff like that!
Okay?
No.761594
>>761592
>we're going to eat all my hair
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Go easy on that. It doesn't grow on trees.
No.761595
>>761589
What do you mean by "it?"
>>761593
Uhhh okay man, calm down.
No.761596
>>761594
No, it grows on you.
>:3c
No.761597
File: 1458537254213.jpg (143.81 KB, 500x686, 250:343, tumblr_m3eebk3hDS1qcz91go1….jpg)
>>761593
Jesus, where the hell did that come from.
Did you want a toy?
>>761595
The music, forget about it.
You got a toy for him? Something from your trip.
No.761598
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>>761596
>bunching the braid together
This braid is now a protected species. No more eating.
>forgot it was tied around bosskuu too
>mildly asphyxiating herself
No.761599
>>761598
Buzzkill.
>
Hey, knock it off.
No.761600
>>761585
Totally.
>>761589
I just detailed it, don't you touch it.
>>761591
It's okay. We'll get you some time in the training simulator soon. Once you actually get behind the controls and spend some time moving the machine it starts to make sense.
No.761601
>>761599
>gkkt
>I know what I must do
>I'm gonna eat my way out
>noms through the braid
...Oh no.
No.761602
File: 1458537610933.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>761601
Your chain chomp's loose now.
No.761603
>>761595
I need more reassurance, Raiden!
>grabs him by the shoulders
>starts shaking him
Don't shove this aside! You keep trying to avoid this topic but you need to stop that. Like I said, embrace it! Before you know it, it could all be gone! And you never got to tell others how happy it made you! You were too shy! Before you know it she's dead in a snowy field, or dead by suppressing her nanomachines thus leading her to die by terminal cancer!
>>761597
...I might be projecting a little bit.
>>761600
>touches it
Oh that's so nice.
May I see the blueprints?
No.761604
>>761600
Hokay. I will be here if you are needing me.
No.761605
>>761597
I already gave him a bottle, what else do you want me to give him?
>>761603
>absolutely confused
Yeah alright, man! Yeah I'll do it, you got it.
No.761606
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>>761600
>holding the trusty Stinger
Gonna do it.
>>761603
Yeah I think I got that.
Ogle the robot faster, I'm gonna blow it up.
>>761605
A bottle? I wouldn't give my worst enemy a bottle.
No.761607
>>761602
>watching the chain chomp bark away
Great.
That's just great.
>...
My neck's cold.
No.761608
>>761607
>uh
Well... gimme a sec.
>hot hands go
>around the neck
>it looks like she's gonna choke a bitch
No.761609
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>>761608
>wut
This is strangely-
>dangerous
Comfortable.
Guess I'm not telling any jokes for a while.
No.761610
>>761605
>lets go
Okay, that's good to know.
Don't you ever let this fall through if you can prevent it.
You're living the dream...
>>761606
I think Sniper Wolf has been denying my advances so I just...had to get it out. Guess Raiden was the poor guy who had to deal with--
NOOOOOOOO DON'T BLOW IT UP!
No.761611
>>761606
Alright, alright I'll dig through what I brought to see what I can give him.
Geez.
He liked it well enough, though.
>>761610
>
>looks left
>looks right
Okay.
No.761612
>>761603
Eh - that's confidential. Plus - they're outdated at this point. It's a one of a kind.
>>761606
Hoe don't do it...
>>761604
>If you are needing me
Hmm... Well, I guess I should get to know you a bit.
Tell me, what would you say your strongest policing attributes were?
No.761613
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>>761610
You do realize that if you get your way she's going to try and kill you, right.
I'm doing this for your own good. Now you can build one. Doesn't that sound better?
>>761611
>whispering
He's going to be like this for a while, so...
No.761614
>>761609
We can reattach the braid, you know.
No.761615
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>>761614
Figured as much, being a living marshmallow and all.
But it ran away and it's gonna get all gross.
Candy sticks everything bad to it, boss.
No.761616
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>>761612
I am vury good at chasing the suspect. Nobudy escapes me.
Not so good with the papers...
No.761617
>>761612
Outdated?!
This thing looks way beyond anything we have! How is it outdated?
I must build something like it.
>>761613
>"now you can build one"
...oh my god, Snake.
Why didn't I think of that?!
That's beautiful!
>>761611
>pats him on the back
Glad we had this talk.
No.761618
>>761615
You don't have a new one in your barrel?
No.761619
>>761613
Hold on I'm getting something for him, Christ.
>reaching into his box of souvenirs
>pulls out a Hookshot
...yeah, sure.
>>761617
>hands him a the Hookshot
Here, go nuts.
No.761620
>>761612
>[locked on]
Doing it.
>BOX CANNON GOOOOOOOOO
>BWOOSH
>>761617
There, see?
You can put shark teeth on it too or whatever.
>>761619
Cool.
Wanna dice this thing?
No.761621
>>761616
How are your tracking skills?
>>761617
The blueprints are outdated. I've made several undocumented modifications.
But yeah - I mean it's not the newest thing either... I have newer bigger mobile suits, but this one is by far the fastest I've built.
No.761622
>>761618
...
>reaches in
>ta-daaaaaaa
This is why I don't make the big bucks.
>sticks it haphazardly to her bitten off bobcut
No.761623
>>761621
Like a bloodhound.
No.761624
>>761619
>takes the Hookshot
Wooooooooow, thanks Raiden
>shoots it at the ceiling
>pulled up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>looks down
Help.
>>761620
Why would I build a robot woman with shark teeth?
>i think Hal got the wrong idea, Snake
>>761621
You have more of them?
Like a whole collection?!
No.761625
>>761622
There.
>release the neck
>ties the braidscarf back
No.761626
>>761620
I've got nothing better to do.
>>761624
Just let go, I'll catch you!
No.761627
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>>761625
>w a r m s c a r f
I think there was almost a lesson in all that, huh.
No.761628
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>>761624
...Okay. No.
>shoots him down
None of that.
You go out and earn your own crazy woman like a man.
>>761626
Isn't that kind of concerning.
No.761629
>>761623
And your detective work when you've lost the scent?
>>761624
I have an army...
>dots connecting
You're Otacon, aren't you.
My name is Char. I'm one of Outer Heavens off-planet benefactors.
That world overrun by giant robots that you and Snake work so hard to prevent on Earth? I live in it in space.
No.761630
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>>761627
Something about not realizing what you have until you remember you can mass-produce it.
No.761631
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>>761626
O-okay if you say so.
>>761628
>shot down
>lands on his ass
But every real woman I know dies!
If a robot woman dies then I can just upload her into a new body!
It'll be perfect...
>>761629
Why yes I am, I didn't know Outer Heaven had giant space robot benefactors.
That's...really cool.
But living a world we tried to prevent but in space kinda doesn't...on the other hand it really does.
No.761632
>>761629
Vury good. Wetwork was Phantom specialty. Vury attentive.
No.761633
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>>761630
That seems pretty bleak.
Like, Christmas Carol bleak.
>clutch the scarf
Nightmares ahoy.
No.761634
>>761628
In what way?
>>761631
Well looks like that didn't work.
Sorry, Hal.
No.761635
>>761631
Do you want me to call a robot woman here to prove you wrong.
Because I can call a robot woman here to prove you wrong.
And no admiring the robots, this isn't a zoo.
>>761634
That you might be conditioned into boredom slowly, maybe the gas had something to do with it.
No.761636
>>761631
Eh. I make due - "Born and raised in the brier patch" so they say. I thrive in that environment.
>>761632
Excellent!!
Have you ever had a prisoner escape custody?
No.761637
>>761633
So whaddo you think that chain chomp's gonna do now that it's free from your head.
No.761638
>>761634
It's fine, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
>>761635
Snake we live in a world with the technology to do this! You prove me wrong, you will break my dreams.
You don't even know any robot girls...at least as far as I know.
>>761636
I'm sure you do a very fine job.
And if you thrive there then it can't be as bad as I'm imagining it.
No.761639
>>761636
No. They know if I catch them again it will be exturemely painful. For them.
No.761640
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>>761637
Probably what I was supposed to do this whole time, go all Destroy All Humans on everybody on land.
Either that or try to reconnect with the rest of the herd, maybe eat a donut shop on the way.
Kept him pretty sedated with junk food and heavy bass.
No.761641
>>761635
You're right, Snake! We need to be not bored as soon as possible!
No.761642
>>761638
I can call in a favor.
>[Codec autodialing]
This is Snake...deliver the package.
What? No, no mushrooms.
>click
Wrong number. She'll be here soon.
>>761641
Well I'm gonna watch Hal flounder in front of a robot girl, that sounds pretty entertaining.
No.761643
>>761640
That's... a problem.
No.761644
>>761643
He'll also die without me, it's a symbiotic kind of thing.
Wait. Idea.
>hops in the barrel
>cartoonish thrashing around
>muffled Yakkety Sax
>tumbles out with the damaged braid currently trying to eat a person
Agh! No!
No.761645
>>761642
We'll see, Snake...weeeeeeee'll see.
No.761646
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>>761644
What can't that barrel do...
>peeks inside
No.761647
>>761642
Should I get the popcorn?
No.761648
>>761642
>>761645
>thunk
>arbitrary mechanical actualization noises go here
No.761649
>>761638
>Shrugs
Well I've squashed a lot of beef. It used to be worse.
>>761639
Splendid!
Do you like Italian food?
No.761650
>>761645
Is this about the patch?
You know I still have my eye under here, right.
>>761647
No, you should get twice the popcorn.
>>761648
Oh. There we go.
No.761651
>>761648
Wow.
It's...an actual robot girl.
So lifelike...
>>761649
Like...how much worse?
>>761650
This has nothing to do with your patch, Snake. Quick being paranoid over that.
No.761652
>>761646
>
>>
Um-
>pulls bossfu away
Maybe that's not the best idea.
Help me eat this thing, would you.
>stuffing rogue braid in her mouf
No.761653
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>>761649
>food
>you have her undivided attention
Yes
No.761654
>>761650
You're right, I'll be right back.
>walks out
>walks back in with a biiiiiiiiiig bowl of popcorn
This is gonna be good.
No.761655
>>761652
>
>that's her "scared" face
Right... we're gonna need a big eater.
Saber.
No.761656
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>>761650
Incorrect. Your statement assumes indirect ownership.
You promised nerds to bully, I have bully programs to test.
>>761651
I am YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B. My colloquial designation is 2B.
Shakespeare puns are unoriginal and unwarranted.
No.761657
>>761651
>currently playing a game of Pong with Hal's head with SolidEye
Huh?
>>761654
Is that hot sauce?
You know I can't have hot sauce on my popcorn.
>>761656
Uh...sure.
Just tell your cat to stop flying back and making fun of Venom's arm.
No.761658
>>761655
>slidewhistle
I've been preparing for this day.
>de-Invisible Air's an intricate fork and knife set
For a long, long time.
No.761659
>>761657
It's not hot sauce, Snake.
Literally who puts hot sauce on popcorn?
No.761660
>>761655
Telling me, I shouldn't have filled up on braid.
>diseased rimshot
>?
What's blondie supposed to do.
No.761661
>>761658
Hope you like French Vanilla.
>>761660
Behold the reason I don't have a garbage disposal.
No.761662
No.761663
No.761664
No.761665
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>>761661
A chance to eat Gallic anything?
Well I wouldn't pretend it's out of pettiness and more acknowledging we Britons can't cook worth a toss, but I can make the exception.
>grin
>buzzsaw teeth go
>CHEW AND SWALLOW YOUR HAIR
No.761666
>>761651
In the reality I came from half of humanity died in the first week of the first war.... So... there's that comforting fact.
>>761653
Care to join me this evening?
No.761667
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>>761661
>
>
>
I think I'm gonna be sick.
No.761668
>>761656
I wasn't going to make one.
Well I'm Otacon! Or Hal...whichever works for you.
>>761657
Snake? You...zoning out there?
>That poor senile old man.
>>761666
...wow.
I guess things comparatively aren't that bad, then.
Yowza.
No.761669
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>>761659
Horrible people and I hope you never become one.
You're already hanging by a thread with the jorts nonsense.
>>761668
Yeah, sure.
Just need my Pediasure.
No.761671
>>761669
I told you those jorts aren't mine, Snake!
No.761672
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>>761668
You are implying my mechanics operate at subpar enough levels to force me to choose one or the other.
You want to make a gynoid. For what purpose.
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>>761665
>
>Kanno pls
>>761667
It works, doesn't it?
No.761674
>>761672
I uhhhh...I want to date one.
>>761669
If you say so, I'll be keeping an eye on you...
No.761675
>>761673
>[horrible eating noises]
Are those chicken heads?
>gulp
Will you save me one?
No.761676
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>>761673
>staring at the barrel
If I puke in here, will it create infinite puke.
>currently mindblown
No.761677
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>>761671
Now you're just being obtuse.
>>761674
>now playing Galaga with Hal's head as the Boss Galaga
Come on you son of a bitch, high score...
No.761678
>>761675
You've got a mouth full of mochi braid.
>>761676
Well... that's taken care of.
>
Infinite vomit?
No.761679
>>761674
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble conveying my thought process with my current emotional restrictions.
>[unlocking Smug_(03).exe
>
Are you aware of the safety hazards posed by android girls?
No.761680
>>761670
Absolutely!
The place I was thinking is kinda fancy tho, you might want to change out of your uniform.
No.761681
>>761678
Hm?
>INHALE
Clean plate club~
>urp
No.761682
>>761677
I'm not being obtuse! I'm telling you those jorts were never mine!
...wait the ghosts. It all makes sense now.
No.761683
>>761680
Ahaha... the only clothes I own are this uniform and fatigues.
No.761684
>>761679
Oh I'm very aware! Rule number 1 is to not fist them!
>>761677
>Poor, poor senile old man.
Don't worry Snake...you'll get that high score...I'm sure.
No.761685
>>761678
Infinite everything.
Boss I think I'm freaking out a little
>pump up dat volume
No.761686
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>>761681
Jeez. I need these for a ritual later.
>>761685
It's over now. Go to your happy place.
No.761687
>>761682
It does?
I'm still pretty confused. Mostly on how fun it is to say "jort".
>>761684
>he's onto Dig-Dug
Hell...I need a cigarette.
>walks out
No.761688
>>761687
Last night, this naked man and I destroyed a cursed complaint box. The curse must've moved onto m--
Oh okay. Just leave without saying bye.
See you later, Snake.
No.761689
>>761686
Long as I'm not getting sat on.
>happy place go
No.761690
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>>761684
Correct.
>smacks Hal with biggusword
But that's not the kind of talk to bring to a lady.
No.761691
>>761683
... Hmm we will have to change that then. We'll get you some nice things on the way.
No.761692
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>>761690
>smacked
>again
Should I have phrased it differently?
>>761687
I hope he gets the help he needs.
No.761693
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>>761686
This doesn't have anything to do with why I heard you chanting about a chicken arising the other day, would it?
No.761694
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>>761692
Negative, but my programming forbids me from letting a possibly smug-inducing situation pass unheeded.
No.761695
>>761691
Is that okay? This is seeming to be much for food...
No.761696
>>761694
>rubbing his cheek
Well whoever programmed you must have a sick sense of humor.
No.761697
>>761693
Remember how averse I was to taking a life, even a chicken's for blood rituals?
Weeeeell... not anymore.
No.761698
>>761695
Nonsense! Let's go!
Alright I'm going to bed now. I'm going to draw Kiruko in something not her uniform tomorrow.
No.761699
>>761696
Infected? No. Diseased? No.
The word you're looking for is twisted.
No.761700
>>761697
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
>mock concern
Tell me, is this going to lead to more cooked chicken or more cultish things?
No.761701
>>761699
I was using the slang term for sick, not the medical definition.
Sick as in bad, but not the slang kind you'd hear skateboarders say like, "That was sick!"
No.761702
>>761700
More than the usual? Maybe. I'm doing a thing.
No.761703
>>761701
>processing
Maker doesn't use much slang. I'll have to investigate this.
>[acquiring taste for urban culture]
>throws gang signs
Wicky wicky.
No.761704
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>>761703
See you're getting it!
You'll...wicky wicky with the best of them?
>Is that the right usage of that term?
>Uhhhh...
No.761705
>>761702
You can't possibly stand there and tell me there will ever be enough chicken in the house at one time.
Although I've heard of this legend of Poyo
>[Spanish guitar]
A surprise?
No.761706
>>761704
Hmm.
>glowing eyes under the blindfold
There is little practical application of this new material, but it will suffice.
Am I meeting your expectations of robotic women?
No.761707
>>761706
Yes you are, actually! It's everything I imagined and more...
No.761709
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>>761707
Detecting hormonal changes indicative of arousal.
>shing
You will stop that.
No.761710
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>>761708
I think I lost me too.
>bouncing the chainchomp like a basketball
I'm only curious why the sudden need for chicken heads. You're not pregnant again are you?
No.761711
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>>761709
...
>gulp
I'm sorry, I...I don't know how that happened!
No.761712
>>761710
Stupid. I need blood for a formalcraft ritual.
No.761713
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>>761711
Don't let it happen again.
>hm
By the power vested in me, by the order of sentient pervert-whacking gynoids, you have been approved a temporary licence to create your own girlfriend like a weirdo.
No.761714
>>761713
Really?!
I told Snake this'd be no problem!
...now, I must wonder how I'll do it.
No.761715
>>761712
Aaaaaaaaaand?
I could keep guessing but you're getting dangerously close to monosyllabic answers as it is.
You know you could always skip the middleman and ask the regenerating knight.
No.761716
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>>761714
This is a case of not my problem.
>affirmed nodding
>leaps away
No.761717
>>761716
Hrm, I need to return to Mother Base and consider my options.
>paces out
No.761718
>>761715
It's a surprise. Quit asking.
No.761719
>>761718
>nyoro~n
Well it was worth a shot.
You know, I just realized I've forgotten when my birthday is.
Who knows, it could be tomorrow. Or today, or even yesterday.
>Arty stop pushing
No.761720
>>761719
Isn't that a shame. Well, let's go home.
>walking off
>ice cold
No.761721
>>761720
And I didn't even get to mention how I didn't get in a fight with Babbage.
>skips along