No.761724
Hello? Hello, is this the pharmacy?
No.761725
>>761724
Not quite, my spooky friend.
No.761726
>>761725
Oh, I must of took a wrong turn, atleast it's not raining.
No.761727
>>761726
You'll jinx it with that kind of talk. Now, what can I do you for?
No.761728
>>761727
You have cough medicine? Can I have it please?
No.761729
>>761728
>produces a small balled up leaf
Chew on this.
No.761730
>>761729
>grabs the balled up leaf and chews on it
...is it possible to get paper cuts from this? Because I feel like I have paper cuts now.
No.761731
>>761730
Not from a balled up leaf, girly. Why, you cursed or something?
No.761732
>>761731
Oh no, it's genetic, bad thing happens to us, like a lot of bad things.
No.761733
>>761732
Well if it's a luck thing I can sympathise with ya, little blue. You might not want to stick around here for too long in that case.
No.761734
>>761733
Why? What happens in this non-pharmaceutical place?
No.761735
>>761734
People from all over like to gather here to stay out of trouble. Usually the opposite happens though. Just giving you a heads up. Keep your wits about you, girly.
>flicks his cig out the window
>strides out
No.761736
>>761735
>waves
Bye.
>thundering noises from above
Oh, seems a storm is brewing up there, better get my umbrella.
No.761737
Marshmallow demon boats. It's like the 80's all over again. Jeez.
No.761738
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>
>oh no
>oh no
Aaaah! I spilled coffee on the practice!
No.761739
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>returning after another hunt
No.761740
>pacing around the Hall
You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find...
No.761741
>>761740
You are looking for someone?
No.761742
>>761741
Yeah.
Went from the bottom of my priorities to almost the top.
No.761743
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No.761744
>>761743
He's pretty dangerous, yeah.
Which is why I've got to stop him.
No.761745
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>>761744
If you are needing help, I help. Is good police thing!
No.761746
>>761745
If you see a fat bald cyborg with an obsession with the 11th day of September, that's him.
No.761747
>>761746
Fat bold... okay. Sounds easy to see.
No.761748
>>761747
He's not hard to miss, which is probably why he's hiding.
Knows he'd be easy to spot if he were around.
No.761749
>>761748
It is time for a stakeout!
>getting comfy
>coffee and donuts
No.761750
>>761749
A stakeout? Best idea I've got, maybe I should stay hidden for that.
No.761751
>>761750
And when he comes, we chase to the end of the earth! Strike fear into hearts of men!
No.761752
No.761753
>>761751
I won't be chasing him, I'll be finishing him!
No.761754
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No.761755
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>>761754
Might seem brutal but he won't go down unless I make him.
That and he's a cyborg in name only now. Must be fully mechanical now since I already killed him before.
No.761756
>>761755
>flipping through police manual
Then it is "collateral damage".
>shrug
I will not fine you.
No.761757
>>761756
Hah, thanks.
But yeah, he'll probably just be reuploaded into another body but maybe this'll tech him to stay down.
No.761758
>sipping coffee
I don't remember asking for grease in my coffee.
But somehow they knew just how to make it.
No.761759
>>761757
Is a bad person, yes?
No.761760
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>>761758
Do you just drink coffee with grease all the time?
No.761761
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No.761762
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>>761760
Places with greasy coffee and greasy everything else are the best places to get a bite to eat when dressed in devil costume.
No.761763
>>761762
I'm not gonna say that's gross.
Just gonna imply it.
No.761764
>>761761
I will be rooting for you!
No.761765
>>761764
Thanks, I'll need it.
I think he's learned since last time too, so I don't think he'll be a pushover this time.
Last time I fought him he was easy.
No.761766
>>761765
>Jack I have seen your target here yesterday
No.761767
>>761763
Says the guy who doesn't think I noticed when he dropped his pizza on the ground, picked it back up and continued to eat it.
No.761768
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>>761765
Did you try throwing him through buildings?
No.761769
>>761766
I saw him too. We talked and then he ran away. Sounded like he had a RAY out there too.
Because that's what I need, more of those damn things running around.
>>761768
No but I hacked him to little Sundowner pieces.
He sure threw me down one, though.
I got back up.
No.761770
>>761767
Hey, what about the five second rule
No.761771
>>761769
>yus
Coming back from falling is vury good! One time terrorists shoot rocket launcher at me, explosion threw me off department store roof!
So I jump back to the top and punched them.
No.761772
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>>761769
>why do they bleed?
No.761773
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>>761770
We live in New York Spidey. Nothing is clean after two seconds.
No.761774
>>761771
Got tossed off of a skyscraper, had to end up running and then riding back up to the top.
Bet he thought it'd keep me down but nothing does.
>>761772
>shrug
Intimidation?
That's the best answer I got.
No.761775
>>761773
That's a lie and you know it!
...I can't think of anything to prove you wrong but...you are.
No.761776
>>761774
>I don't find a bleeding screaming tank intimidating
>I find that I want it to bleed and scream more
No.761777
>>761775
Please, I could taste how gross the roof we were on was.
Plus didn't you get the runs the next day?
No.761778
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>>761774
>eeeeee
It is nice to meet someone like me.
No.761779
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>>761777
...how did you know that?
No.761780
>>761778
The feeling's mutual, never thought I'd meet someone like me...at least someone who went down the same path I did.
>>761776
I just want it to shut up and stop getting blood all over the place.
No.761781
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>>761779
I must've been passing near your place that day.
Cause I'd know your voice anywhere and I remember hearing "Oh God! Why Won't It Stop Coming Out Of Me!" along with lots of farting.
No.761782
>>761780
>I suggest burning the wound close
No.761783
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>>761781
...huh.
It's a secret to everybody.
No.761784
>>761780
I blew up my first tank at age 7. I know what it is like to be child soldier.
No.761785
>>761782
Man how would you even do that with a RAY?
>>761784
It's now easy to cope with, that's for sure.
Hell, each member of Sundowner's little gang, including him, are similar to me in quite a few ways.
Shame they went sour down the line...I came close to that too. But I couldn't let myself become like them.
No.761786
>>761783
Iron Fist was with me....and you know he tells Luke everything. And in turn, Luke tells Jessica everything.
So....sorry, I guess?
No.761787
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>>761785
>with a vary large burning tree
No.761788
>>761786
I'm telling everybody you listen to Evenescence sometimes.
No.761789
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>>761785
Oh... it takes strong person to not go hollow.
No.761790
>>761787
That's...improbable.
>>761789
I almost felt bad for some of them. Almost being the keyword.
Only one of them managed to switch successfully.
The others just stayed the way they were, I think it's too late for them. Didn't stop me from trying to help another but...that didn't work either.
No.761791
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>>761788
Fine, I'll tell everyone how much you like Macy Gray.
No.761792
>>761790
>has to be done Jack
No.761793
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>>761790
A redemption story!
>eeee
Those are my favorites.
No.761794
>>761791
...alright, I guess I won't then.
No.761795
>>761793
Yeah I thought it was gonna go like one of those...but it didn't.
'Least Sam was swayed much easier.
>>761792
But why? I'd probably be trying to kill the damn thing.
No.761796
>>761795
>did you want the bleeding to stop or not Jack?
No.761797
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>>761794
2003 was a rough year for me musically.
No.761798
>>761795
I am glad for you. Coming back from the brink is vury hard.
No.761799
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>>761797
I think it was a rough year for all of us.
The early 2000s were rough on music in general if I remember correctly.
No.761800
>>761798
It's not easy but with enough motivation it's very possible.
I kicked my homicidal merges to the curb some days back which was nice.
>>761796
I do but if I destroy it then I assume it'll explode.
If it explodes, then there's no bleeding.
No.761801
>>761800
>if it blows up that will only make more blood Jack
No.761802
>>761800
I keep mine locked up for later.
No.761803
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>>761801
Eh.
I guess it's not that big of a deal, then.
>>761802
I did that before but...I couldn't handle it. What if it got out when I didn't want it to?
Sure I had control but would I always have control? Had to nix it and quick. Took a whole night but I finally purged it from my mind.
No.761804
>>761799
Trying to sleep in a Sensory Deprevation tank was a bad idea too. You know how hard it is to keep a girl interested when they see that you don't sleep in a bed?
No.761805
>>761803
>see Jack what would you do without me?
No.761806
>>761804
Very hard, I imagine.
How do you even share a Sensory Deprivation tank?
No.761807
>>761803
I see... it is different.
No.761808
>>761806
Not easy. Well, if Natasha or Elektra were with me, it'd be easy. But a normal girl tends to not be flexible enough.
No.761809
>>761805
Be bothered by a RAY bleeding instead of just dealing with it?
>>761807
Yours easier to control?
That's good. Jack the Ripper wasn't...I could keep it locked up but anything could let it free.
Since I was considering going out dating at that time I couldn't let that happen.
It was too much of a risk.
No.761810
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>>761808
I sometimes forget you and Natasha were a thing.
No.761812
>>761809
You can't control it?
No.761813
>>761810
I think a lot of people do. Which is weird since we actually lived together for awhile.
No.761814
>>761812
I could but just barely.
Each time I went into it, I had a hard time coming out of it. It felt so...good. But yet it felt awful at the same time.
It took all of my power to not let it consume me, to not let myself too loose. If I did, then there'd be no more Jack, there'd just be...the Ripper.
>>761811
Well...thanks.
I guess.
No.761816
>>761814
It is easy for me.
>spoopy shading go
>[MENACING]
No.761817
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>>761815
We did. One of the first not married super hero couples to do so.
No.761818
>>761816
Huh. That's not bad, I'd almost say it's a shame I couldn't control mine but I'm glad I just...got rid of it all together.
No.761819
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>>761817
...huh.
What did you two even talk about? Did you have any shared interests?
No.761820
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>>761819
Mostly we just worked out, fought crime and had great sex.
No.761821
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>>761818
>wax on, wax off
You have no more killing intent?
No.761822
>>761820
Well...that's about what I expected, actually.
No.761823
>>761821
I still kill when I have to, but I don't go berserk anymore.
I look enough like a monster, I shouldn't go around acting like one.
No.761824
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>>761822
Yup. I mean, I'm assuming the sex is why you were able to hold on to MJ for as long as you did.
Can't be your personality.
No.761825
>>761824
Heeeeeeey what are you trying to say with that?
No.761826
>>761823
You look like robot, not monster.
No.761827
>>761825
Only that there must be some reason you keep attracting women out of your league.
No.761829
>>761826
To some people, the difference is negligible.
>still not entirely over being called a "Teenage Frankenstein"
No.761830
>>761828
>that is a very pointy hood
>>761829
>
Are you upset?
No.761831
>>761827
Well I'm handsome, funny, and smart.
What else does a guy need?
>>761828
>someone is drinking something loud and obnoxiously
>clearly this means I must drink something even louder and more obnoxiously
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIP
No.761833
>>761830
>now I know what you're probably thinking
>but this is not the Klansman you are looking for
>>761831
>sighs
Really, Parker?
No.761834
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>>761832
Is only game, why you have to be mad?
>Kiruko why do you look so smug what even
>>761833
>are you sure?
>because I'm preeeeetty sure otherwise
No.761835
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>>761833
What are you talking about?
No.761836
>>761834
I'm not mad!
Not in the slightest.
>crosses his arms
No.761837
>>761834
>of course I'm sure
>would I lie to you?
>>761835
Don't act dumb, Webhead. You know.
No.761838
>>761831
Confidence. I'd say not blaming yourself as much, but...well, me and my Catholic Guilt.
>>761828
Maybe the both of you could stop drinking so loud?
No.761839
>>761837
I don't know, though.
>>761838
Yeah you have no room to talk.
Besides, I'm married. I know what I'm doing.
>Then again, it could be argued my wife is just as obnoxious as I can be.
No.761840
>>761836
>Kiru stop
You do not sound not mad.
>>761837
>that is a good question
>but which you is "I"
No.761841
>>761840
When do I ever sound not mad?
No.761842
>>761838
Isn't everything loud to you? You're the guy who can hear a heartbeat from twenty feet away, after all.
>>761839
For some reason, I don't believe that.
>>761840
>shit man
>it's anybody's guess at this point
No.761843
>>761841
You do not usually sound mad. To me.
>>761842
>ayy
Hello mister white.
No.761844
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>>761843
Well...you're right.
But I'm not that mad right now either.
No.761845
>>761839
Wait...really?
>>761842
There's a difference between being able to hear well and having people purposefully be loud.
No.761846
>>761842
Give me one good reason why you don't.
>>761845
...yeah?
Come on, you didn't know was married?
No.761847
>>761843
>JESSE
>WE HAVE TO COOK
Hey, Kiruko. How've you been?
>>761845
Fair enough. I'll try to be quieter, but no promises.
>>761846
Because it's coming from you. How's that for a reason?
No.761848
>>761844
Just a little bit.
>>761847
>YOU GOT IT MAN
I am going to be space police!
No.761849
>>761848
I'm just a little angry over a tiny little thing I was called once.
Something that I don't look like.
No.761851
>>761847
That's an awful reason, apply yourself next time.
No.761852
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>>761848
Huh. You sound pretty excited about it.
>>761850
>gee that's not suspicious at all
>>761851
I would, but "applying myself" usually leads to people thinking I'm a psychopath.
No.761853
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>>761852
>is it so hard to believe I want to help pe-
>ahahah, hah, oh couldn't even say it with a straight face
No.761854
>>761849
What is that?
>>761850
>oooh that's cheap
You are doctor?
>>761852
>
No.761856
>>761850
>do you fix robots?
>>761854
A Teenage Frankenstein.
No.761857
>>761846
Maybe? I might have forgotten.
>>761847
Marc, you're always quiet. Its the thugs you meet that can't stay quiet.
No.761859
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>kung fu flips in with a pizza box in hand
>opens it up
Aw man...my pizza went cold
No.761860
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>>761853
>it's the current year
>nobody helps people anymore
>>761854
>chuckles
Glad to see you found somewhere to fit in.
>>761857
Because they're screaming?
No.761861
>>761852
They're probably completely justified for thinking that.
>>761857
You know...the Spider-Woman with the white hood? Her?
>>761859
If you flip those pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip o-- Sorry, impulse.
No.761862
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>>761854
That's what the sign says~
>>761856
I can try.
>rummages through her doctor's bag
>stethoscope, bonesaw, opiates, morgue bag-
>screwdriver!
>>761860
>that's not true
>people help themselves all the time
>like I'm doing
No.761863
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>>761856
Eh? I do-not get it.
>>761860
>
>someone stop her she's getting too hype
No.761865
Huh. So we do have a doctor nurse lady here.
No.761866
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>>761860
They certainly aren't whistling dixie
>>761861
...Jessica doesn't wear a hood.
Unless she change costumes again.
>>761859
>shakes he head
>don't judge
>he did you a solid once
No.761867
>>761862
What're you doing with that thing?
>>761863
I don't either but my friend's girlfriend insists I look like one.
No.761869
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>>761862
I have-a not seen one in a long time that was civilian.
>>761865
And is affordable!!
>>761867
Where are the neck bolts?
No.761870
>>761861
I used special kung fu tricks to keep the toppings from sticking to the top of the box.
>>761866
>waves
Hi Matt!
No.761871
>>761869
Finally, healthcare for the masses. About damn time.
>but Cu you're a hippie witch doctor
>be quiet brain i don't give out freebies
No.761872
>>761861
...I can't really argue with that.
>>761862
>but helping yourself isn't really helping
>it's just masturbation
>wait no
>>761863
>AIN'T NO BRAKES ON THE HYPE TRAIN
Uh... Kiruko? You alright?
>>761866
Hey, at least people still think I'm scary.
No.761875
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>>761865
>snaps a rubber tourniquet temptingly
Prescription?
>>761867
Repairs? Upgrade? All very cheap~
>>761869
Ah, you're army personnel?
>>761872
>even with that description my statement doesn't change
>~
No.761877
>>761866
Different Spider-Woman.
...I'm not talking about Silk. Or Jessica Carpenter.
How many Spider-Women are there?
There's a lot.
>>761870
What an oddly specific trick to learn.
>>761872
No you can't.
Unlike the other conversations we've had tonight.
No.761878
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>>761871
Is good for everyone!
>Kiruko can't you tell it's a fraud
>open your eye
>>761872
Eh? Oh.
>HYPE levels dropping
I got vury excited.
>>761875
I was mercenary in special unit. Now I am police!
>be on your toes three-cheese
No.761879
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>>761870
>nods
Danny.
>>761872
Well, from my experience, shattering a man's kneecap is pretty horrifying.
>>761877
I was talking about Jessica Drew. Isn't Jessica Carpenter Madam Web now?
No.761880
>>761869
I don't know! I don't get it.
>>761875
I already have a doctor, thanks.
No.761881
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No.761883
>>761875
>whoa there friendo
>you might need to slow down
>>761877
...We had other conversations?
>>761878
I'll say. I don't think I've seen anybody get that excited before.
>>761879
You say that like it's the worst thing I've done to someone.
No.761884
>>761875
You don't have a microwave in there do you? Chi Heating the pizza makes the crust all soggy
>>761877
Well, it wasn't specifically to keep pizza intact. Just so happens to work along side.
No.761885
>>761875
I can never turn down hospitality.
>arm out
Hit me up, nursey.
>>761878
Something tells me it could be "too good to be true" though.
No.761888
>>761879
I thought she was dead now?
>>761881
Heeeeeeeey there's the pretty lady right now!
>>761883
About my sipping, yes.
Hey speaking of which my cup is at that level of empty where if I sip it, it'll make a really loud noise.
>>761884
...what was it originally for?
No.761890
>>761883
Its not. Its not the worst either of us has done. It was more about establishing a baseline for terror.
>>761881
So you must be this newish Spider Woman.
>>761888
IS SHE? I've been pretty busy with my own stuff. Don't always keep track of everyone like I should.
No.761891
>>761880
Maybe it is a reference.
>>761883
Really? Excitement is the best thing in life!
>it's climbing again!
>BRACE YOURSELVES GENTS, WE'RE GOING PLAID
>>761885
You mean... fraud? That would be job for police!
>beat passes
Which means me!
No.761892
>>761878
How interesting! And what's brought you here, ma'am?
>I always am
>semicolon + right bracket
>>761880
Oh, that's no fun.
>pockets a flash drive marked 'TOTALLY NOT A VIRUS'
Well, if you're ever looking for a second opinion, I'm here~
>>761883
>what are you Moonman, a nerd
>come on all the cool kids are doing it
>>761884
No...but-
>pulls out a bunsen burner
>a pink flame gushes from the tip
Whoa nelly
>>761885
>that's...too gullible even for him
>what's his game
...coming right up~
>pricks a thick needle into his arm
You might feel some numbness.
No.761893
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>>761891
It's a reference but I still don't get it.
>>761892
>looks at the flashdrive
>Oh that's not suspicious.
Already have a second opinion too.
But hey, maybe you can be a third option.
>As if.
No.761894
>>761888
>frown
Don't you do it, Spidey.
>>761890
Huh... broken kneecaps are pretty tame by my standards.
>>761891
>JESUS WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN!
...I must be missing out, then.
>>761892
>b-but
>but the arcade machines told me winners don't do drugs
No.761895
>>761888
Keeping explosives in a bowl.
>>761892
Eh...unless you got a pizza stone in there open flame is pretty useless.
No.761896
>>761892
>tfw 5'2''
Mister Azunabul hired me, I wait here for him.
>>761893
>???
I want to help but I do nut know how.
>>761894
You do nut get excited?
No.761897
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>>761890
Fresh and newish, hold the Jewish. Hi, you must be Daredevil!
>>761888
>lowers herself down
Howdy, Spider-Man. How's patrol tonight?
No.761899
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>>761890
I think so?
Really there's just a lot to keep up with. It gets hard sometimes.
>>761894
Whooooooo's gonna stooooooop meeeeeeee?
>puts the straw in his mouth
>smuuuuuuuuug grin
>>761895
That's only slightly less oddly specific.
>>761897
Oh yeah it's real exciting.
I'm even talking to all of my good friends!
...and Moon Knight.
No.761900
>>761891
Hang on hang on, I'll do some recon first, eh?
>>761892
>doesn't even twitch
You sure you'll get anything out like that?
No.761901
No.761903
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>>761894
That's why its the base.
I mean, they can more or less recover from it and the pain doesn't make them useless for interrogation.
>>761897
That I am.
>>761899
Though to be fair, who hasn't died at least once in our line of work?
No.761906
>>761896
Not very often, no.
>>761899
>slooowly holds up a crescent dart
>>761903
It's pretty hard to interrogate people when half of them faint at the sight of you.
No.761909
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>>761900
Better you than me, needles can nut break my skin.
>>761906
You are missing out.
No.761911
>>761896
It's a reference to a song but I'm not sure if it even fits.
Sam's girlfriend always had an attitude like that, though.
No.761913
>>761893
Three's company, my friend. But I appreciate the offer.
>I'll get him with my porn spam and credit card fraud malware one of these days
>>761894
>do I look like the kinda lady that would lie to a kid like you
>>
>>761895
Nnnn...no. Afraid not. You'll have to run over to Quiznos~
>welding mask on
>pulls out a bag of marshmallows to roast
>>761896
>tfw 4'11"
>at least you can get to the top of the fridge
Azu...ah, Aznable.
>snorts
You'll be waiting a while, girly. He comes and goes.
>>761900
...hnn. I suppose you Servant types don't respond to drugs.
>pouts
Poo, and here I thought I'd be the Candy Man to your addiction.
No.761914
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>>761906
You may need to dial it back then.
No.761916
>>761913
....there are still Quiznos?
No.761917
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>>761899
But I don't see Flash.
>shrugs
Rhino says 'hi', by the way. Actually he said a lot of other words, but that was some NC17 kinda dialogue, if you know what I mean.
>>761903
I haven't died.
>...
Yet
No.761918
>>761909
Eh? For real? That doesn't sound half bad.
>>761913
I'm a bit more of the physical therapy type. Natural cures and the like, you know?
>smirks
No.761920
>>761911
She sounds rough.
>>761913
It is okay. I have time.
>>761918
I have nut found someting that can hurt me yet.
No.761921
>>761903
...beats me, even I have.
>>761906
>licks his lips
>SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>761917
Flash doesn't come around here anymore for a variety of reasons. Don't blame 'em.
And he did? How nice of him. Guess he ran into you.
No.761922
>>761909
Definitely feels like it, I'll say that much.
>>761913
>YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE MIDGET!
>>761914
Riiight... how do I do that?
>>761921
>walks over
>cuts the straw in half with his dart
>goes back to where he was standing
No.761923
>>761917
You sure about that? Some have died and then come back via alternate dimensions or time travel.
Some even have had their timelines manipulated into never having died.
>>761921
Ninja resurrections are probably the worst.
>>761922
I don't know. You have to find your own way to strike that balance.
No.761924
>>761920
Oh she is. Don't think she likes my new girlfriend either but tolerates her as if.
>>761913
>squint
Riiiiiiiight, well I don't mean to offend is all.
I've just got plenty of back up.
>She's gonna give me some spam probably. As if I don't get enough of that shit form Monsoon.
>picture pops up
>"HAHAHAHAHA! WELL MEME'D, JACK"
FFFFFFFFUCK OFF, MONSOON.
>closes the window
No.761928
>>761920
>takes a good look
Ain't you just the squishiest looking hardened veteran.
>looking around
Damn, where'd the nurse go?
>still got a huge ass needle in his arm
No.761929
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>>761922
What does excite you?
>>761924
I do nut know who any of these people are...
>>761928
Squishy?
>uh
I think... she is gone.
>
Do you want me to take needle?
No.761931
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>>761928
Woah...that needle is in deep
No.761933
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>>761923
...That might take a while.
>>761929
Other than fighting? Not much.
No.761934
>>761922
...I really liked that straw too.
Come on.
>>761923
Ninja anything is usually pretty awful.
No offense, I know you associated with the Hand at one point.
No.761936
>>761929
There's only one detail you need to know for why they dislike each other. They're both ninja.
So...opposing clans and all that.
No.761937
>>761929
>yanks it out
Nah, I'm good. Kind of a disappointment.
>>761931
I'm sure there's a sex joke I can make here but I've got nothing off the top of my head.
No.761938
>>761933
I was like that.
>>761936
Oh...
>>761937
You are needing excitement too?
No.761941
>>761933
Hey, if I can go from depressed leader of the hand to somewhat stable and likeable, you should be fine.
>>761934
Yeah, but that was a bad time. Turned everyone against me.
No.761943
>>761938
Yeah.
Actually I don't think they've met each other...don't even think Sheik knows Karai exists but yeah.
Opposing clans. Ninjas get uppity about that.
No.761944
>>761937
I'm sure there's a sex joke I can make there. Something about the top of a head or something.
I don't know, I've never been big on sex jokes. Other than "That's What She Said"
No.761945
>>761916
Shockingly, yes. But they'll crash like the Panda Express soon~
>>761918
If it's natural you want, I'll fetch you lots of lemon juice and ginseng to rub into wherever the booboo is~
>cracks like a vase
>the top layer crumbles away, and underneath is Neo in her usual duds
>>761922
>HISS UGUU
>>761924
You aren't offending at all.
>need to find this 'Monsoon' and snag his email address
>I won't be outspammed
Name's Neo~
No.761946
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>>761934
>shrug
I warned you.
>>761938
I've... pretty much always been like that.
>>761941
Weren't you possessed by a demon when you took over the Hand... or something? My memory of that whole "Shadowland" deal is fuzzy.
No.761948
>>761945
Panda Express is garbage food.
No.761949
>>761938
Always on the lookout.
>>761944
>pfft
You're getting there, I think.
>inb4 that's what she said
>>761945
And here I was enjoying the dress-up too.
>blood spurting out of the hole in his arm from the needle
You better take responsibility for penetrating me.
No.761954
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>>761943
I did not know ninja still around.
>>761946
You want fight?
>ho don't do it
>>761949
If mistur white say no, maybe you like exercise.
No.761956
>Sinbad log day 7
>have recovered from magoi depletion
>AND OH MY GOD THERE'S A CLONE OF ME HERE
No.761958
>>761949
Thats what HE said
>OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>SNAP
>>761951
Are we still doing phrasing?
No.761959
>>761941
I guess that just proves my point of ninja everything being awful.
>>761946
Well you went too far this time!
No.761963
>>761951
You're just too damn vigilant.
>>761954
The hell's mister white?
>>761956
>tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
>>761958
Whoa whoa. You saying you like dudes?
No.761964
>>761945
>don't you UGUU at me
>I'll call the police
>>761954
>UH
...Maybe some other time.
>>761959
No, going too far would be me ripping off your face.
No.761965
>>761954
Well that's the point of a ninja, isn't it?
You don't know when they're aroooooooouuuuund.
>>761945
Neo, huh?
You can call me Raiden...or Jack. Whichever you prefer.
>>761956
Hey you're still alive!
No.761967
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>>761963
>squint
>squint
My own clone...
>>761965
That I am! It's not that easy to get rid of Sinbad!
Unless you're trying to get me to work, then I'm out of there.
No.761968
>>761963
>point to moonman
Mistur white.
>>761964
Hokay!
>>761965
Maybe... even HERE!
>
No.761972
>>761961
I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
>>761963
What? No. I thought it was more that you like dudes.
No.761975
>>761967
What in blue hell is this about...
>>761968
Oh him? I'm pretty sure he doesn't even like fun.
>>761972
The hell'd you get that idea from?!
No.761978
>>761951
You came!
>>761949
Well, if you aren't hurt there isn't much point in playing nurse.
>pokes her finger into the hole
Beep beep
>>761964
>call the cops, I don't give a fuck
>I uguu like a BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH
No.761979
>>761964
I can see why you'd do it, too.
So you can finally have a face as handsome as mine.
No.761980
>>761968
>phew
Either way, I appreciate the offer.
No.761982
>>761974
I WILL ARRESTING YOU FOR POSSESSION OF DRUGS!
>>761975
Maybe you then?
>>761980
Any time!
No.761985
>>761975
Its a joke. I mean, it doesn't really matter to me if you do or not. Just the implication that it could be said in bed regardless of partner.
>>761976
Okay. Cool.
>>761978
>You Came!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
No.761988
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>>761975
No use arguing it, there's only one thing to do now.
>starts making poses a la Tom and Jerry
>matching Cu perfectly
>>761978
Oh no, a strange noise!
No.761989
>>761982
CAN'T TOUCH THIS, BITCH
No.761991
>>761978
>wait
>why can't I see you anymore
>>761979
You know, that joke kinda falls flat when we're both wearing masks.
>>761982
>thumbs up
No.761993
>>761967
So not even death can stop you...
>>761968
Yes!
...I'm technically a ninja.
No.761996
>>761991
You know what isn't flat?
No.761998
>>761978
>!!
>flinches
Can I file charges for unwanted penetration of the human body?
>>761982
Girly, I'm always here for fun.
>>761985
You just made it boring. You made "that's what she said" boring.
>>761988
>silly posing begins
I don't remember ever having such... formidable eyebrows.
No.761999
>>761989
>
>>761993
You're that ninja...
>>761998
>gleam~
What do you like for fun?
No.762002
>>761994
>AAAAAAAAAA
>>761996
If you say "my soda" I'm going to slap you.
No.762003
>>761993
...Wait, I died!?
Yamraiha just said I was getting grabby and kneed me in the crotch, I should really be-
>eyes roll back in his head for a second
Resting.
>>761998
Nor do I remember having such slicked back hair...
And what's with that tight clothing?
No.762004
>>761999
BITCH
>turns into meth
>blows into the air vents
No.762005
>>761995
Sheik...
>
>>761999
As if I don't get that enough from Snake...
Oh hey speaking of ninjas she's over there.
>>762003
I thought you did!
Sure looked like it.
No.762008
>>762002
That's not what I was gonna say at all.
>turns around
>
No.762009
>>761995
Smoking can lead to lung cancer, don't smoke.
No.762012
>>761999
Anything that can get the blood racing. You look like you have an idea.
>>762003
The hair's stylish, okay? Tight clothes too. It's like being naked. Acceptably naked.
No.762013
>>762008
...Why do we hang out again?
No.762016
>>761998
Actually I think the Office did that.
No.762017
>>761981
>snickers
Just doing my job.
>>761985
Now did she really, or was she lying to make you feel better?
>>761988
But I didn't even say it.
>>761998
It was consensual. Besides, look at what you're wearing. You were asking for it~
No.762018
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>>762004
>writing on a pad
>sticks a fine on the vent
>nodnod
>>762005
Eh?
>>762012
You look strong, maybe you pose challenge?
No.762019
>>762013
I don't think I can give you a legitimate answer for that.
No.762020
>>762005
But if I died...and you're still here...
>points to a globe
And Portugal is in this general area...
I think I just forgot.
>>762012
Aha! No clone of mine could ever be ashamed of being naked.
Although you bring up a good point about the whole not involving cops thing.
>>762017
And an even stranger woman!
No.762022
>>762017
try not stab anyone who's taller then ya
>jumps out the window
No.762024
>>762019
I mean, I'm pretty sure I've worked with you more often than I have with any other crimefighter out there. Punisher being a close second.
No.762027
>>762017
No she did. I don't have that issue. Unless you're talking about her achieving. Which she did as well. Its as important to give as it is to receive.
>>762013
Luke's been asking me the same thing lately.
Should I be worried about that?
No.762030
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>>762005
>UM
>waves nervously
Hello, Raiden. How are you tonight?
>>762009
...ma'am, with all due respect, it looks as if you are suffering the effects of smoking more than I.
No.762031
>>762024
I work with heroes who need popularity boosts.
Maybe you're just in need of constant popularity boosts.
That's very unsurprising.
No.762032
>>762016
Excuse you, the Office is prime comedy.
>>762017
>[TRIGGERS INTERNALLY]
Ah, so seeing all this gets you going eh?
>eyebrow wiggle
>>762018
>hmm
>hmmmmm
>on one hand: tits
>on the other: dog
>hmmmmmmmmm
>whips out a sudden Bolg strike
>>762020
I've never been ashamed of being naked. It's just about finding that right balance of naked and legal.
No.762033
>>762018
My uhhh...girlfriend.
The one I was talking about.
>>762020
Wait you might've been onto something!
If you just forgot now we'll never know...
>>762030
I insist you call me by my real name, Jack.
And I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
What're you so nervous about?
No.762035
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>>762032
>under the blow she goes
>excitement: rising
Yes, you are better than terrorist!
>>762033
Oh. Hokay! You will be happy now!
No.762036
>>762032
The sea and people are waves alike, and your nakedness will be the Moses to their Red Sea. Or something like that.
>!
>low whistle at the Bolg strike
That fast and all the pretty ladies hanging off him, Blue Me's doing better for himself than I am at the moment.
>>762033
And not knowing is half the battle.
>nod nod
...Wait.
No.762038
No.762039
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>>762032
>under the red rocket she goes
>excitement: rising
Yes, you are better than terrorist!
>>762033
Oh. Hokay! You will be happy now!
No.762040
>>762027
I'd say so. Especially considering you get along with Luke a lot better than I do with Spider-Man.
>>762031
>disgruntled Moonman noises
Not like being popular fuckin' matters...
No.762041
>>762037
>pats his back
It's okay Moon Knight, we can't all be A-listers.
No.762043
>>762032
I never really found Micheal funny. I was in it for Creed and the other supporting players.
And you have to admit, once Micheal left the should just wasn't very good anymore.
>>762037
>>762040
I'm I suppose its cause he's doing the whole Daddy thing now.
No.762044
>>762020
Non-vous
>>762022
BUT THAT'S EVERYONE
>aww
>>762027
Well, you took the fun right out of that joke.
...very true words, though.
>>762032
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
>pokes the hole again
Clearly you're the frisky one here, though~
No.762047
>>762044
A healthy sexual relationship is no joking matter.
Especially when you aren't in one.
No.762048
>>762041
Get your hand off of me before I break your wrist.
>>762043
Could be. Being a parent definitely changes people.
No.762053
>>762044
I resemble that remark!
I think.
Tell me, where do they grow such a beautiful language and equally height challenged women to speak it?
No.762054
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>>762033
Very well then, Jack~
...nothing. Nothing at all. What's been happening?
No.762056
>>762035
Terrorist? That's a little insulting.
>rises to his feet
>>762036
If it's ladies you're after there's plenty around for grabs. But I'm calling dibs on most.
>>762043
Most shows get worse over time. It's only expected if you ask me.
>>762044
>at his full 6"2'
That's my secret, little one.
>whispers in her ear
I'm always frisky.
>squish
No.762057
>THE SUN IS SHINING IN THE SKY
>SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING...SOMETHING
No.762058
>>762036
I think knowing is half the battle?
But that does that make the other half?
>>762035
>>762039
I am, yeah.
At least not as upset as before.
>>762054
Thanks. And maybe I'll call you by your real name...which I never actually learned.
And nothing too out of the ordinary, I've just been hunting down a wanted terrorist who's been looking to jumpstart the war economy again along with a new moat economy.
No.762059
>>762048
>removes his hand
>
You think you'd be more kind to your best friend.
No.762063
>>762056
I have found on many battlefields, but you are different.
I will have lots of fun, let us enjoy it!
>>762057
>careful of tornadoes bacon
>>762058
>ayy
Be careful!
No.762065
>>762056
There are better ways to go about that, don't you think?
Why don't we just come to simple agreement about who deserves these fine women more?
By way of debate and strenuous fight-pffffff
>cackling
Ohhh, I almost had it too.
>>762058
Obviously not knowing!
It couldn't be some other third moral thing, you can't have three halves. That's just math.
No.762068
>>762048
Yeah...I suppose. Plus I think Jessica thinks that when Luke and I are together, trouble seems to find us no matter what.
>>762056
But it happened so suddenly. Like Without Micheal, the show just couldn't work.
I suppose having the guy who played Jim get a reduced role didn't help any either.
No.762069
>>762063
>can tornadoes ruin this day
>probably but let's pretend they can't
Now isn't this a sight I would have bet money on to happen eventually.
Good thing I did.
>turns to Boris in front of a blackboard
Two and thirty on the green one.
>You got it, Kapitan.
No.762071
>>762059
Yeah, right. You'll be my best friend the day Jameson becomes President of your fan club.
>>762068
To be fair, pretty much everyone who fights crime is a walking trouble magnet.
No.762072
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>>762058
...Zelda. I would ask you only use it in private.
>muh disguise
Do you need help hunting down-...moat economy?
No.762073
>>762071
Who else comes close to it?
Like you said you work with me the most.
No.762075
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>>762063
Come have a go then, if you think you're hard enough.
>beckoning gesture
>>762065
>smirks
I was gonna ask if I could have a side of fries with that large serving of bullshit.
>>762068
It was all jarring change, would have been nice if they eased us into it.
No.762076
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>>762063
When am I not careful?
...don't answer that.
>>762065
You actually can't have three halves, you can only have three thirds.
Unless you mean slicing those thirds into halves...is that how it works? Wouldn't that only makes twelfths?
>>762072
Or when you aren't in disguise, got it. It's a pretty name, shame I can't use it more~
>Was that too cheesy? Might've been.
And no, I've got him where I want him. Yeah moat economy. It's...complicated. And bizarre.
No.762077
>>762073
Well yeah, but it's not because I want to. Just that you're one of the only people who'll actually answer my calls.
No.762078
>>762071
Nobody ever comes after Jessica. Wait...that might be because she doesn't have a stable of foes.
Do you even have any recurring enemies?
>>762075
The stuff with James Spader was cool. But that last season was so hard to watch.
No.762079
>>762069
Hello miss...
>yeah fuck that name
Bala!
>>762075
>those are the magic words
Yes!
>
>>
>>>
>you've got maybe a fraction of a second doge
>wot dew
No.762080
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>>762077
Exactly. If you ever get married to that weird cat lady you're going to need a best man, you know. And if I'm the only guy who'll answer your calls...
No.762081
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>>762075
>spear
>like Spartos
Well there's not any extra, if that's what you mean.
>digging into a McDonald's bag
Obviously you all are forgetting Dwight's influence.
>>762076
Uhhh...
>swirly eyes
Wait I got it.
>takes a fry
>breaks it into two equal pieces
>breaks off a bit of another fry
>sticks it on top of one of the others
Eureka!
No.762083
>>762078
Not anymore. They're all dead. Turns out I'm one of the only people whose bad guys stay dead for real.
>>762080
Don't bullshit me, Pete. We both know you'd only show up if there was free food involved.
No.762084
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>>762080
'Scuse you?
>>762083
There will be free food, right?
No.762086
>>762056
>MY BISCUITS
I am not little, I'm a fun-sized. And that doesn't seem to be a secret at all~
>fishes for his wallet while he's busy with her chest
>>762047
Also unfortunately true words.
>>762053
En France, monsieur
And where might you come from?
No.762089
>>762078
Dude you're still watching?
>>762079
>rapidly draws a line of runes
Force!
>fires the basscannon
>wave of compressed air
>>762086
>holding off Kiruko
>enjoying the butt fondling
Left cheek, tiny~
>there's a condom in there
No.762090
>>762084
You're a business partner, business partners can't be best friends you yo-yo
>>762083
Heeeeey now, I'd be there if you invited me.
...but only if you allowed me to bring food. If you ain't gonna have it, I sure will.
No.762091
>>762079
Miss police girl, you're looking-
>BWOOOOOOOOSH
...Boris, the bingo card if you will.
>POLICE GIRL BINGO
>Broken English and Green Hair are the free space
>the only other square is Makes A Tornado
And bingo.
No.762092
>>762084
I'm a millionaire. Do you really think I'd spare any expense when it comes to my wedding?
>>762090
>sighs
You're a real piece of work, wall-crawler.
No.762093
>>762090
Move over bodycondom, best friend slot's already taken.
>>762092
Score.
No.762094
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>>762086
Oh, here. There. Everywhere.
More specifically I came from that front door over there.
>hooks a thumb behind him
>grin
>>762089
>holding a sign
>Go Ponytails
No.762096
No.762097
>>762086
My last girlfriend tried to kill me, then herself. But because of messed up revenge. Not because of the sex. The sex was...pretty great.
But still.
>>762089
I couldn't just abandon Creed, Oscar, Phyllis, and the rest. Plus, Erin was hella cute bro.
>>762083
Must be nice.
No.762098
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>>762076
...I'll have to give you more opportunities to do so.
>knife ears waggling gleefully
>cheese pleases this princess
I...hum. If you are certain.
>I didn't know moats had a complicated infastructure
>I'll tell Impa to tip the construction team
No.762100
>>762093
I don't even care, I have plenty of other people who consider me their best friend.
>crosses Moon Knight off of the best friends list
>>762092
Is that a compliment?
I'm taking that as a compliment.
No.762101
>>762089
>FWOOSH
>!
Then I will too!
>skidding on the ground so hard she's left a trail of shredded soles
>
>>
BLOW AWAY!
>>762091
>there we have it
What is that?
No.762103
>>762100
You better cross me off that list too.
No.762104
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>>762093
>chuckles
'Least you've got your priorities straight.
>>762097
It kind of is. I tend to get bored easily just fighting regular people, though.
>>762100
It's as much of a compliment as people calling you a menace.
No.762105
>>762100
Don't be salty, Webs.
>>762104
Meow Mix and I are squared, last I checked.
She's gonna come down the aisle in her underwear isn't she.
No.762106
>>762101
>holding her nose
I didn't know anyone else planned on sporting Au de Burnt Rubber. I'd kept it a pretty close secret.
>waves the bingo card
Helpful hint, he always comes back.
No.762107
>>762089
>pulls the rubber from his pocket
>pricks a tiny hole in it with her umbrella dagger and laughs silently
>tucks it back in with a pat
I wouldn't want to impose, you seem so busy with the policewoman~
>>762094
Is that so, Dr. Seuss~?
And what might your name be?
>>762097
...that's rough, buddy.
No.762108
>>762081
...okay sure.
Yeah.
>nods
You got it.
>>762098
Whatever works for you.
And yeah. I'd go into it more but I don't want to make this too dark. Want my time spent with you to be as happy as I can make it.
No.762110
>>762103
Awww not you too, Otto!
>>762104
Compliment it is, then!
>>762105
I'll be as salty as I please, thank you very much!
No.762111
>>762104
My arch is crazy enough that its never boring. I wish my life was boring. If only for just a week
>>762107
Yup. But its time to move forward with my life.
No.762112
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>>762110
Yes me too.
Do you have any idea how much cleaning I had to do inside that tiny mind of yours?
No.762113
>>762094
Watch it with the small one, I've called dibs!
>>762097
Hella cute couldn't save the show for me.
>>762101
Whoa-oh.
>plants Bolg in the ground
>wind blowing his face into weird shapes
>>762107
Why don't you hold onto that? I'll come back for it later~
No.762114
>>762106
You mean no holding back?
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>762113
Miss Bala said no holding back!
>>
>sideways tornado anybody?
No.762115
>>762113
>I'll come back for it later~
Oh no you won't!
No.762116
>>762107
Oho, inquisitive~
The name's Sinbad.
>audience cheering
Maybe you've heard of me.
>>762108
I think all of our life lessons can boiled down to stacking fries on top of each other.
>>762113
You have dibs on the only two attractive ones here!
Which also happen to be the only ones here, what a great country this is.
No.762117
>>762105
>blink
I can't say for sure, but I doubt it.
>>762110
Sooo... should I tell the Bugle that Spider-Man's friends with a domestic terrorist, or...?
>>762111
Really? Being bored for a whole week doesn't seem like something I'd wish for.
No.762118
>>762113
Couldn't save the show for anyone.
>>762117
Well you must not have a Netflix que that's just building and building. I gotta finish Kimmy Schmidt season one before season 2 comes out.
No.762119
>>762117
Really hope not. For your sake.
Then again I got no idea who'd come other than the weird tailed masses that is your new family.
>>762110
Vinegar too?
No.762120
>>762112
Didn't you just wuss out at the last possible second anyway?
>>762119
Nah that's too salty even for me.
>>762117
Like they haven't published that story before.
No.762121
>>762114
Leave enough for me to still throw dog treats at, at least.
>jittering from the rumbling
>tornado blows off her pantsuit
>fatigues underneath
Defcon 2, Boris.
>fastens a seatbelt embedded in the couch
The things I spend on money because of this place, I swear.
No.762122
>>762118
Is Netflix really that serious?
>>762119
>shrugs
I'm just grateful to have a family at all.
>>762120
What are y-
>glances at a nearby newspaper
>"SPIDER-MAN LINKED WITH ISIS"
...Oh.
No.762123
>>762120
Wh-no!
It just smelled like old pizza all the time in there, that's all.
No.762125
>>762114
>flapping like a flag
>>762115
>currently flagpoling
Sorry! Can't hear you!
>>762116
I don't see you marking your territory!
>>762118
Or itself for that matter. Re-runs of Whose Line is enough for my daily yucks.
No.762127
>>762121
Surry, I cannut stop now.
>dropping down
>One Eyed Cougar.exe
It's too soon!
>>762125
>eeeeeeeeEEEEE
You are perfect!
>launching herself at flagdoge
>she cut the 'nado clean in two and it dissipates
Are you having fun?
No.762128
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>>762122
Super serious. The original programming they've been putting out has be pretty worth it.
>>762125
Watching the British one is great. But also weird because I like Drew Carey as the host.
No.762130
>>762123
What's wrong with old pizza smell? Did old pizza smell ever do anything to you?
>>762122
They'll publish anything these days now that Eddie got his job back and Jameson just...stopped caring.
No.762131
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>>762116
...I really don't see how.
No.762132
>>762122
S'fine, that's plenty.
Fox'll drag Moptop.
>>762120
You must be a fried pickle chip kinda guy.
I can dig it. They're perfect.
No.762133
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>>762127
Pull your skirt down, dear. You want to look presentable when you kick his teeth in, don't you?
>all this changing wind
>paratrooper jacket blown in her face
...Well at least she's having fun.
No.762134
>>762125
I really hate you sometimes.
You don't even know.
No.762135
>>762128
Huh... Guess I've got something new to do now.
>>762130
Did Jameson ever care?
>>762132
Yeah. I shouldn't worry so much, it'll work itself out.
No.762136
>>762125
All of the seven seas are Sinbad's territory!
And you wouldn't believe how old mermaids get after a while.
>>762131
It's simple. Life presents you with a problem, right? And gives you only two solutions.
I made a third solution, and it's delicious
>eats the fries
Agh! Carpet fuzz!
No.762137
>>762127
Free dry cleaning is something rarely appreciated these days! Never took you for a wind mage, though.
>>762128
The uh, black lady isn't that bad.
>>762134
Such is the life of the blue hound of Ulster. You're almost like Emer except not as violent.
>>762136
Where do you even put it in?
No.762138
>>762135
I say you should stick to the comedies. Narcos would probably just frustrate you because no one is cutting off the bad guy's faces.
>>762137
Black Lady? Did they bring Whose Line Back?!
No.762139
>>762135
I think he cares less now than usual.
Leaving the mayoral office must've been hard on him.
>>762132
Now you're speaking my language.
No.762141
>>762133
WHAT?
>tfw wind in ears
>>762137
>screeches to a halt
>???
Mage?
No.762142
>>762137
That's the question I always had to ask myself.
>wipes a tear away
No.762143
>>762136
In...in what ways are fries a solution?
No.762144
>>762141
>muffled baconspeak
>oh wait
>shoves the coat off
>cigar conveniently in her mouth from the side pocket
Give me a hand with this light?
No.762145
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>>762137
I could get violent but then you'd get violent and last time we got violent with each other I ended up getting plenty of wounds.
No thank you.
No.762148
>>762138
>sighs
You do something one time, and everybody starts seeing it as your new gimmick...
>>762139
Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make JJ the mayor, anyway?
No.762149
>>762138
I watch whatever I can find on the TV. I have basic cable man. Do you know how glad I am just to see something?
>>762141
What, don't tell me you were blowing all that air from your mouth.
>>762142
Are you for real? Are mermaids that bad?
>>762145
Go on then, while I'm all ears. I ain't a mind reader.
No.762151
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>>762144
>nyoom
Hokay.
>scrapes her tonfas together for a spark
>go fire go
You know blue man?
>>762149
Is just a punch.
>casually throws a SHORYUKEN
>spiral air from the impact
No.762152
>>762143
Well they solve the problem of me being hungry pretty adequately.
>??
Where'd that lady friend of yours disappear to anyway. I wanted to see if she had a friend.
>>762149
No, but getting whacked around by Yamraiha definitely blows the hot air out of the balloon, if you catch my drift.
No.762153
>>762148
The city of New York apparently.
No.762155
>>762152
I guess they would.
And I don't know, she just...does it sometimes. Why would you want to see if she had a friend?
No.762157
>>762151
>ponytail comes loose from the WIND
>MAN Bala for a second
If by "know" you mean I throw dog treats at him and look at his butt sometimes, then sure. I know him plenty.
>adjustan the ponytail
Frankly I think this is all pretty hilarious.
No.762159
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>>762148
Hey, everyone thinks I just punch my way out of things.
>>762149
I got Netflix. Sometimes Luke lets me use his HBOGo.
>>762151
That's what you call a punch?
>shakes head
What a waste of energy.
No.762162
>>762151
Man I'm looking at some straight bullshit right here.
>>762152
>blinkblink
No?
>>762156
Really? That's it? I'm used to people laying into me at this point.
>>762159
Stingy farts at home don't use it. And the one person who does have it refuses to let me use it.
No.762163
>>762155
Oh my poor uneducated robot friend.
You still have so much to learn.
>distant I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD
>!
Is Aladdin here!?
>>762162
Scales everywhere.
No.762164
>>762157
>peekan at Cu's pelvic area
>trying to scope for a butt
>no butt detected
>???
But there is nothing there.
Hilarus?
>>762159
>shrug
It is good enough for me.
>>762162
Is not bull poop. Is punch!
>it's spiral power I ain't gotta explain shit
No.762166
>>762153
Yeah, well, most New Yorkers aren't that bright, if we're being honest.
>>762159
...You mean you don't?
No.762167
>>762162
Oh Lancer, I'd have to expect better from you for me to lay it into you that much.
No.762169
>>762164
It's all about waiting for the right angle.
>pulls a protractor out of her cleave
Because that's when it's most noticeable.
>ba dum tiss
What did I tell you about practicing drums in here, Boris.
>Sorry, Kapitan.
Hilarious. I'd say humorous but it might summon that strange fat skeleton that's been following me.
No.762170
>>762163
What are you--
Ohhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I think I get it now, you're hoping she has a friend who's also a woman.
No.762171
>>762166
Tell me something I don't know.
No.762172
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>>762164
But if you put more focus into it, you'd have more punch strength without wasting energy creating needless flames.
Those flashy effects burn off your energy.
>>762162
See, I created a profile for Luke and a profile for his Daughter on my account, so he sorta owes me. Gotta tell people I'm planning to watch Game of Thrones.
>>762166
Not every time.
Sometimes I kick my way out.
No.762175
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>>762170
Winner, we have a winner here!
>yanks a cord
>dingdingdingding
I can't say much, I've got a thing for bandages.
No.762176
>>762171
Uh... Well, Winter Soldier's secretly afraid of heights.
>>762172
Kinda undermines the whole point of calling yourself Iron Fist, doesn't it?
No.762177
>>762175
Well maybe you can ask her the next time you see her.
Bandages? Well...whatever you're into I guess.
No.762178
>>762177
Bandages hold the body snug, while still being incredibly flimsy! Tight or loose, they break up the monotony of the body and add that much needed flavor.
Plus if they stab me I can just bleed on the bandages.
No.762179
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>>762176
Huh. No wonder he always declines web swinging offers.
No.762180
>>762169
A stalker?
Did you try filing restraining order?
>>762172
Is not extra energy. Is just air pressure from my punch.
>danny no don't tell her how to hit even harder
No.762181
>>762178
Huh I never thought about it like that.
...has it always been this hot in here?
No.762182
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>>762180
You and I have very different definitions of restraining order, I think.
>peeks into her jacket
>gun with ".45 cal restraining order" stenciled on the slide
>she might be hitting harder
>slightly worried
Don't go adding new holes to the ozone, hm?
No.762183
>>762176
Iron Fist is a title. Doesn't mean I can't do other things. I mean, you don't only break fingers under the pale light of the moon, do you?
>>762180
Its wasteful. Watch
>holds out his fist
>elbow locked
>fist starts to glow
>pulls back
>lightly taps a wall
>well, not like anyone needs all the walls.
No.762184
>>762181
It's hot?
>breeze gusts by
>conveniently tumbleweed in front of the Sinpackage
I hadn't noticed.
No.762185
>>762184
Yeah maybe just a little bit
Somebody should turn on a fan or something...
>not even surprised by his nakedness anymore
No.762186
>>762182
>briefly considers trying that just to see if she can
Is too much for policework. The wind tunnel traps suspects without hurting them.
>>762183
>
Ohh, you use chi manipulating! One of my teachers show me that.
No.762187
>>762179
>nods
I'm surprised he's able to stand all the skydiving he does.
>>762183
Well, no. I've even worked in broad daylight before.
No.762188
>>762187
It takes a strong man to get past fears and he's pretty strong.
No.762189
>>762185
You mean you don't have little fans in there?
...I think I have an idea.
>ring glows
>dropping summoned ice cubes all over Raiden's head
No.762190
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>>762186
You could get a pretty nice paying gig punching that thing at new cars to test aerodynamics, you know.
>pff
Do you give them a helmet and parachute while you're at it.
No.762191
>>762186
That's not even the crazy part. Check this out!
>starts glowing
>suddenly Anime as Fuck
>>762187
You go out during the day, I kick things. We are more than just our names.
No.762192
>>762189
>clunk
What the--
Okay I guess this helps.
No.762193
>>762192
This frosty beverage has been brought to you by Sinbad and Valefor.
>sticks a straw in Raiden's hair
Ah, but it is a little warm tonight, isn't it.
No.762194
>>762188
Good point. Still, someone like him being afraid of heights makes about as much sense as you having a fear of spiders.
>>762191
You're right, Danny. I'm probably just overthinking all this.
No.762195
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>>762190
They are still bad guy. It is up to them if they want to fight still.
>>762191
Your hair grew!
No.762196
>>762193
You realize there's nothing to drink in there, right?
But yeah...it's a little hot in here.
No.762197
>>762194
Or you have a fear of...the moon, I guess?
No.762198
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>>762195
And they told me I was all business.
>looks up
>clouds still separated from the PUNCH impact
I wonder if you could do sky writing with that...
No.762199
>>762196
Au contraire, I see a tall drink of water any woman would be happy with.
>SINBAAAAAD
What should we do about this...minor inconvenience.
No.762202
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>>762194
Its an easy thing to do. Thinking often gets in the way.
>>762195
Yup. And I got swole as hell
No.762203
>>762199
...
>actually chuckles at that
And I don't know, we'll have to find out soon.
No.762204
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>>762198
Eh? Sky writing?
>lookan up
If I focus, I thinking so.
>>762202
Vury manly!
No.762205
>>762203
We should probably hurry.
>hmm
Dwell in my body, Valefor.
>foxman
A fox's resistance to heat is much higher, you know.
Or was that cats...
No.762206
>>762197
Well, that depends on whether the moon's still crawling with xenomorphs or not.
>>762202
True, but if I don't think about things, people'll start claiming I'm braindead.
>So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Iron Fist went fucking Super Saiyan, or...?
No.762207
>>762204
I'll have to file that away for future reference.
>that's going on the List of How To Bug Chang
>...?
Oh my god I think you actually knocked him unconscious.
That deserves a bonus by itself.
No.762208
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>>762204
>suddenly slim again
>where'd his shirt go?
Yeah, but it takes a ton of chi to maintain. Good only for a quick bursts.
>>762206
Well that and you like to plan things out.
No.762210
>>762205
No, no I think it's going away now.
No.762211
>>762206
The people on that moon are stupid...or were stupid I suppose, I really doubt they managed to remove them.
No.762212
File: 1458625811246.jpg (98.68 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_nkag8zMQMm1qhgc68o1….jpg)
>>762210
But I'm already like this!
What a totally inconsiderate heatwave, I might have to have a few words with it.
>...
>itches his stomach
Eh.
No.762213
>>762207
>bonus
Yus!
>>762208
>bonus and a show
>everything's coming up tiddycop
I donut use focus vury much, making wind tunnels is good enough for capturing bad guys.
No.762214
>>762212
Heatwave, huh?
Kind of like a...sundowner.
No.762215
>>762213
Well you just blew all my credit cards away, so I guess we're not doing that.
It's fine, none of them were mine anyway.
>digging around
I've got something around here somewhere...
>dog treat produced
Huh.
No.762216
>>762214
>!
Hey, that right there. That was italics, right?
>tails waving
That always means something important!
No.762217
>>762208
If by "plan things out" you mean imagine how I want things to go and then make everything else up along the way, then yes.
>>762211
In that case, I'm not gonna have another space adventure for a long time.
No.762218
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>>762213
But what happens when you come up against an immovable foe?
Or someone that can punch a hurricane. Cause I've seen someone punch a hurricane.
>>762217
Dude, I think Hawkeye plans more things out than I do.
No.762219
>>762216
This heatwave must've been Sundowner's fault! He's been playing me a lot recently...
I won't allow it this time!
No.762220
File: 1458626285349.png (390.78 KB, 500x623, 500:623, tumblr_nr32ha3sCz1uxraedo1….png)
>>762219
You...let another man play you? And his name was Sundowner?
>...
>pfff
No.762221
>>762217
Why would you want to go on a space adventure anyway?
No.762222
File: 1458626334004.jpg (31.47 KB, 488x603, 488:603, 991a46b490bf0f7e3d7f913910….jpg)
>>762215
>internally disappointed
>externally Kiruko
Oh. That is okay.
>>762218
Then I focus and punch harder. It depends on situation.
I am nut so good with papers, but arresting is different story!
No.762223
No.762225
File: 1458626470799.png (1.49 MB, 896x1337, 128:191, Khonshu hung him from the ….png)
>>762218
You're kidding, right? Clint's got a brain the size of a grape.
>>762221
Honestly? I really don't know. It's kinda just become the new trend.
No.762226
>>762220
He's smarter than I thought he was!
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
No.762228
>>762222
Wait for it.
>courier shows up with a stack of mone
You'd think the guys at the booking had never seen somebody bet on a wrestling match before.
>tosses the wad
Congratulations, you just defeated Kevin Nash.
>not so good with papers
I can only imagine the hell you put your desk jockeys in.
>
No.762229
>>762222
That's why I do the super hero thing. Then I don't have to do paperwork.
>>762225
I don't know, he seems to plan those shots before he takes em.
No.762231
>>762226
>SERIOUS SIN
>kind of hard with the big fluffy tails
No. Not for something this petty.
No.762232
File: 1458626656634.png (144.56 KB, 205x302, 205:302, Certainly looks like Batma….png)
>>762225
Only Flash, Tony, and Ben Grimm did it. If those three jumped off of a cliff, would you do it too?
No.762233
>>762228
>distant senpai screaming
>"KIRUKOOOOOO"
Senpai said he would take care of it because the chief cuts his pay if he doesnut.
>>762229
I have special arrangement so I donut have to.
No.762234
>>762231
He's done worse to me...
This is only the tipping point of what he's done!
No.762237
>>762233
Admirable tactics.
Especially since you're not a real cop anymore too.
>idly munching the dog treat
>hasn't noticed
No.762239
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>>762229
Okay, other than that, he plans out absolutely nothing.
>>762232
Well, if Tony had his suit on, then I'd probably be the only one to wind up with serious injuries, so no.
No.762240
>>762234
Which might be true. But he isn't bothering to face you directly.
That alone is enough to give yourself more time to plan.
And because the last time we fought something I almost died.
No.762241
>>762239
Fair point, so don't go to space.
I wouldn't willingly ever go up there.
No.762242
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>>762233
I hired people to do my paperwork for me.
Or I blamed it on Hydra and the government just took care of it.
>>762237
>...Is she eating a dog treat?
>memories of that time Fat Cobra ate two whole boxes of dog cookies
>memories of how he did it sitting on Danny's couch
>memories of how naked he was
>shudders
>>762239
Unless his plan is to seem like he has no plan.
No.762244
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>>762237
He is vury nice man.
>>762242
Hydra is real?
No.762245
>>762240
Plan for what? If I let him wait, then the moat will already be built...thousands of people will become just like me or dead there!
Also you won't be involved. I'm doing this alone.
No.762247
>>762242
>it's good
>help
Got something on my face?
You know, aside from the burn scars.
>>762244
>ohohoho
Nice guys finish last, don't you know?
Which should make them pretty popular, if you think about it.
>shrug
Scud's real too.
No.762248
>>762244
A real pain to work for, yeah.
No.762249
>>762245
It's cute that you actually believe that.
Did you say moat?
No.762250
>>762244
Yeah. Which is lame cause I can't seem to wear my classic colors anymore without people thinking I've joined Hydra.
>>762247
I think you're eating a dog cookie
No.762251
File: 1458627181930.png (284.59 KB, 286x614, 143:307, One small step for a Moonm….png)
>>762241
Last time I went up into space, I went with Bucky and Gamora. Then Bucky blew up our ship and ran off. Needless to say, getting home was a pain in the ass.
>>762242
So, what, you're saying he's only pretending to be retarded?
No.762252
>Meanwhile, in the hangar...
>Air wrench noises followed by a loud metallic THUNK and the sound of gallons of leaking hydraulic oil.
AW HELL
>air wrench noises continue at a faster pace until the liquid noises subside
No.762253
>>762247
>?
>proverb: not understood
Scud... disposable assassins?
>>762248
Oh...
>>762250
That is nut fair.
No.762255
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>>762248
>kicks in door
HYDRA? MORE LIKE DIE.....DRA!
>shoots Bob in the leg
Wait a second....Bob? Is that You?
No.762256
>>762250
I think-
>looks down
I think you're right.
At least they promote a healthy immune system.
>>762253
>shakes her head
Pay for one one time and it ends up going to the moon to fight a werewolf black hole or some bullshit.
Think it would have made a decent cancelled movie, myself.
>tucks the treats away
No.762257
File: 1458627406340.png (206.16 KB, 500x528, 125:132, tumblr_nkpb5wdBoh1rt1wnro1….png)
>>762254
And this is...a bad thing?
No.762258
>>762251
Maybe?
>>762253
Yeah, but at least I can rock any Kung Fu look. Well not any look. I gotta invert the Bruce Lee jumpsuit to pull it off.
>>762256
And your coat will be sleek and shiny.
No.762259
>>762251
So the guy with a fear of heights was in a spaceship?
That sounds really...really...dumb.
No.762260
>>762253
It's a living I gu--
>>762255
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
>bullet bounces off of his knee
IT'S ME, BOB
No.762261
>>762257
It'll be a moat that stretches across the country! A moat people will have to cross to live here...or die trying!
...it's more dangerous than it sounds, trust me.
No.762262
>>762252
Mistur Azunabul??
>>762256
They are unreliable. Before they went away, we trained using them as practice.
>>762258
Oh... I liked Game of Death!
No.762263
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No.762264
>>762258
...I can't decide if that's ridiculous or genius.
>>762259
So does the Watcher getting shot, but hey, it happened.
No.762265
>>762264
Don't remind me it happened.
For my sake.
No.762266
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>>762258
No no, that's just dried blood.
Bummer I'm already using all my bleach to melt bodies. Got a Tide Stick?
>>762262
You trained mass-produced robots and you didn't kill yourself?
>jeez
Looks like your entertainment's here.
>flask goooooo
And mine's just starting.
>16% alcoholic entertainment
No.762268
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>>762260
NOW YOU TELL ME!
>shoots him in the shoulder
No.762269
>>762261
>squint
>rubs his eyes
Sorry, can you repeat that?
I thought you'd turned into a beautiful woman there for a second.
No.762270
File: 1458627799928.jpg (155.84 KB, 800x1035, 160:207, the_immortal_iron_fist_by_….jpg)
>>762262
Classic film.
>>762266
>pats pants
>pats abs
No pockets
>shrugs
>>762264
Both?
No.762271
>>762262
>Waddles in, inundated with hydraulic fluid - a loud squeaky squish sound with each step.
Just a minute, cadet - I need a shower...
>Footprints all the way to the bathroom
>Poor minimaid doesn't get paid enough for this.
No.762272
>>762263
We can be both be Bob! It's a common name!
>>762268
Ouch!
Did you have to shoot me in that shoulder? I use that one for private moments!
No.762274
>>762272
>hair flickers pink
AW FUCK MY DISGUISE
>dives away
No.762275
>>762265
I kind of just did.
>>762270
So should I feel bad about tossing him in the trash can so many times?
>
...Nah.
No.762276
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>>762266
Phantom was best of the best.
>nodding
You need company?
>>762270
Vury good film!
>>762271
Vury slick...
No.762277
>>762269
I don't look like a woman!
Anyway it's a moat that stretches across the country! A moat people will have to cross to live here...or die trying!
...like I said, more dangerous than it sounds.
No.762278
>>762275
And I hate you for it.
No.762279
>>762271
>[screams internally]
>>762266
Miss Bala have you seen the mop? I am going to be busy...
No.762280
>>762272
Cause you didn't tell me you were you before I shot you.
>shoot Bob's other shoulder
And that's because of T.M.I!
No.762281
>>762274
>Newtype flash
>KONO PRESSHA GA?
Was that Beta??
No.762282
>>762270
Then where do you keep your keys?
Or is it something corny like your fists are the keys.
>>762276
Lots of people can claim to be the best of the best, dear.
>sips from a Hotel Moscow #1 mug
If you want. Fabiola's been busy learning how to pilot the RAY and she's been acting all Walking Dead-
>>762279
>blink
...How do you get here so fast.
>uh
One sec.
>leans over
>mop with the exact same pattern and texture as her ponytail was right behind her head
Will this do?
No.762284
>>762274
Yeah! Go back to irrelevancy!
...actually don't. I've been there, it's a hell no man should live in.
>>762280
Stooooooooooooooop!
>tries to hold his shoulder
>other shoulder starts flaring up
AAAAAAAAA
>tries to hold his other shoulder
>previous shoulder starts flaring up
I CAN'T WIN
No.762285
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>>762275
I wouldn't
>>762276
I'm Danny by the way.
>>762282
I don't carry keys.
No.762286
>>762277
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
>vigorous nodding
Would blowing it up do anything in this situation?
No.762288
>>762286
Can you even blow a moat up?
It hasn't undergone construction yet, though. Which is why I need to kill Sundowner...before he can make it happen.
No.762289
>>762278
You didn't hate me before?
>>762285
It shuts him up. And at the end of the day, that's all that matters.
No.762290
>>762282
Not many were like us.
>proud of that fact
Sensei's mercenaries were the only competition.
>>762285
My name is Kiruko.
No.762292
>>762282
Shortcut.
>nabs the mop
>looking at it
>and at Bala
>back
>and forth
No.762293
>>762289
Moon Knight unless they attempt to murder me or my family I couldn't hate anybody.
No.762294
File: 1458628428326.png (249.44 KB, 500x647, 500:647, tumblr_nsm210jUtV1rt1wnro1….png)
>>762288
I have a better idea.
I'll use Valefor here to freeze him from the neck down, and then you can have it out.
If you still want to kill him, you can afterwards.
No.762296
>>762285
I think I understand.
You can have the rest of this cigar if you want. This place isn't exactly the underside of a park bench though.
>>762290
Well if my boys suddenly start punching hurricanes you'll just have to watch out.
>mug randomly cracks
>Hotel Moscow #11
That seems about right.
>>762292
You've been watching that show with the girl sticking her tongue out again, haven't you.
>uh
I've given enough swirlies at the academy in my day to know that look.
No.762297
>>762296
>SHE KNOWS
NO I DID NOT
>volume control goes out the window when the maid is flustered
No.762298
>>762294
I'm done talking, he got away the last time we did!
Not this time!
No.762300
>>762289
Agreed
>>762290
If you ever need someone to help you learn how to focus, I'm usually up before dawn for tai chi and maybe some light yoga
>>762296
I don't smoke.
Also I rarely drive and live in an apartment with Biometric locks. That way I don't need keys
No.762301
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>>762298
Then you'll really have to kill him.
I mean really kill him.
Seeing me like this bad enough, but I'd used Zepar...
>shudders
No.762302
>>762296
>handing a roll of duct tape over
To fix the cup.
>>762300
That sounds fun. Hokay, I will be seeing you then!
No.762303
>>762284
Oh don't be such a baby. Now you'll be able to use that Hydra HMO to get some metal shoulders to match those shiny knees.
No.762304
>>762279
>Wanders back through in a towel, his uniform in the wash
Sorry about the mess, kiddo.
>>762302
Evenin', cadet!
Status report?
No.762305
>>762301
His mind'll be uploaded to another body, I'm sure. He won't stay down but maybe this'll finally teach him to stay out of my way.
No.762306
>>762293
Huh... good to know.
>>762300
...Maybe I should just put everyone who makes me angry inside of a trash can.
>Moonman no
No.762307
>>762303
I don't want metal shoulders, I liked my regular shoulders!
Besides, whoever's leading HYDRA now won't give me anything!
No.762308
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>>762297
>
Dropping giant fish tanks on people isn't the way to dispute our problems, Fabiola.
We melt them inside the fish tanks with lye.
>>762300
It just dawned on me how incomprehensibly weird you people are.
What, you have to duck around lasers to take a piss in the night.
>>762302
>gkkt
You're sweet.
Might as well help yourself, it's sake.
>she's drinking that much sake from a mug
>Bala pls
I might have a job for you when you get back.
No.762310
>>762306
I mean sure I say I do, but I don't mean it. I'm just joking!
...too bad your sense of humor is broken.
No.762311
>>762305
Then we have a plan! And it'll be put into action any second now!
...Any second now.
No.762312
>>762307
Huh. Well, thats a tough one Bob. Since I don't think its a good idea for me to be paying for a Hydra agent's medical bills. I'm an avenger after all.
No.762313
>>762311
It's too late for him to show up.
Besides, like I said...I'll do this alone.
Or with everybody I know motivating me and helping me. That is also a possibility.
No.762314
>>762304
How did you even do this?
>>762308
>aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
I WOULD RATHER JUST SHOOT THEM
No.762316
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>>762306
Then you'd be the Trashman.
>>762308
Why would I have to do that?
No.762317
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>>762313
>holds up a sign with a thumbs up on it
Is it working yet?
No.762318
>>762312
But an Avenger's job is to-- since when were you an Avenger?!
No.762319
>>762304
I tried the dress on. It is... nice?
I am not used to it.
>>762308
Sake from a mug?
No.762320
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>>762310
It's not broken. I just never use it.
>>762316
Still sounds better than being a Klansman.
No.762321
>>762318
I'm an Uncanny Avenger now Bob. Give the comics a read sometime.
No.762322
>>762314
No, you'd rather shove them off screen and wait for gutters to kill them, but I appreciate the effort.
>squigs an ear
Just my luck I gave my earbuds to Boris.
>remember those lessons from Kanno, mini
>>762316
Same reason why you wouldn't use a key like a normal person.
>>762319
I must drink, and bowls too slow.
No.762323
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>>762317
No, no that's not how it works.
I gotta be in my darkest hour, laying on the floor. Everybody thinks Sundowner and his cronies are gonna win when suddenly my friends appear! They each give me the motivation I need to get back up and defeat Sundowner! After that, everybody celebrates. And maybe I'll get a kiss or something.
No.762324
>>762320
Because it's broken?
No.762325
File: 1458629506749.png (206.16 KB, 500x528, 125:132, tumblr_nkpb5wdBoh1rt1wnro1….png)
>>762323
Hmmm...
>checking a clipboard
I can give you a high five and maybe I chest bump, but only after we waste this guy. Final offer.
No.762326
>>762321
Wow.
Congratulations!
...also I think I'm bleeding now.
No.762328
>>762320
True that.
>>762322
I don't want to risk losing my keys getting lost in a fight. The bios just let me scan my handprint to get into the house.
>looks at a clock
Is that the time? I gotta get some rest. In my bed. With no lasers.
>flips out window Carnage style
No.762329
>>762325
No, no I waste this guy. I don't need you wasting all of your magic on some asshole again.
No.762330
>>762322
>rrrrr
I can take a life if I have to. I just do not want to have to.
No.762332
>>762329
All of my magic?
>grin
Our last enemy was special, nobody knows what kind of trouble that complaint box would have gotten up to.
Just one guy? Piece of cake.
No.762333
>>762322
Is this because I refuse the plane?
No.762334
>>762326
Fine, I'll send you to the hospital.
>attaches a fulton to Bob
Now remember, go limp or the grab will probably make your shoulders worse
>deploys the fulton
Goodbye Bob!
Welp....time to go toss the wife the ol' tickle pickle
>teleports away
No.762335
>>762324
Okay, it's not totally broken. I still manage to crack a good joke... about once every three weeks.
>>762328
>chuckles
'Least he didn't try to lecture me.
No.762336
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>>762328
>blink
Maybe he should just invest in a keychain or something.
Who am I kidding those bio things sound cool.
>>762330
You make me want to pinch your cheeks when you're self-righteous like that.
So basically you're bringing it all on yourself.
>ufu
>>762333
Are you saying you refused my offer in favor of theirs?
No.762339
>>762336
>grumpcon 2
>cheeks officially inflated in a pout
No.762340
>>762332
Look I'm doing it alone and that's that. This is my fight.
Okay I won't be alone if Sam gets involved. Or Sheik. Or Snake. or Old Snake. Or Sam's girlfriend. Or Venom Snake. Or Big Boss. Or Ocelot. Or Kiruko. Or--
>one list of Ors later
And lastly, maybe not if Miller gets involved. But you, you cannot get involved. I feel bad about what happened with the box so I won't let you.
No.762341
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>>762336
I must go home and planes too slow.
No.762342
File: 1458630051836.jpg (81.34 KB, 317x344, 317:344, SHUT UP AND HIT ME WITH MO….jpg)
>>762335
Wow, really? That must be a new record.
No.762343
>>762340
>trying to keep mental track of all the Ors
>failing
You remind me of two young men I know. They were all headstrong about being alone too.
And then they had the sense knocked into them by a superior magical force.
Do you know where I'm going with this?
No.762345
>>762314
I ...uh.. kinda decoupled a hydraulic line above my head...
>>762319
Stunning!
Are you excited for your graduation from the space academy this weekend?
No.762346
>>762342
I mean, I could go back to pretending to be you and breaking into strip clubs. But nobody wants that.
No.762347
>>762339
Doing it.
>reaaaaaaach
>pinch
>>762341
It's not like you were missing much, the movie was in Turkish or something.
>hmm
Kind of big for a gremlin too.
No.762349
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>>762345
>
I was nut expecting it so soon!
>>762347
Gremlin?
No.762350
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>>762343
I'm not being headstrong about being alone, I literally just listed a ton of people who I'd be glad to have help me. Or maybe I don't...you know what? I don't. They could get hurt too.
You better not knock any sense into me with magical force because that's where I think you're going with this.
No.762351
>>762345
I am going to need more than a mop...
>>762347
>WE'VE REACHED A SCOWL
>OH LORDY
No.762352
File: 1458630390342.jpg (60.61 KB, 617x476, 617:476, I was staring a little bit….jpg)
>>762346
Fair point, stay unfunny.
No.762353
>>762350
No.
>de-Valefor's
Not like this at least.
If you're going to be serious I might as well be too, eh?
No.762354
>>762352
Well now I have to try and be funny just to spite you.
No.762355
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>>762353
Do you really want to?
No.762356
>>762354
What if that was my plan all along?
No.762357
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>>762349
Little green things? Destroy planes?
And if Bugs Bunny is anything to go by, they all look like the Great Gazoo too.
I need a way to break up the monotony of editing porn, okay.
>>762351
>SHE'S SETTING UP
>IS SHE
>I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOLKS, WE'RE IN FOR A TREAT
>BALALAIKA'S USING HER PATENTED CHEEK TWIST
No.762358
>>762355
>SERIOUS
>STARING
How badly do you want to defeat this man.
No.762359
>>762349
Eh - well you're being fast-tracked thru for the intelligence security clearances. Most people in the acadamy are learning to pilot by the standard method - you're going to be piloting by Mobile Trace so it's a lot less brain-resource-intensive.
No.762361
>>762358
I don't want more people to become like me...
Also he messed with my relationship, that's really not cool.
So I want him him put down very much!
No.762362
>>762357
>porn
>just like senpai
Oh.
You edit that? Why?
>>762359
Is that good?
No.762363
>>762360
Yes Moon Knight, little did you know that I knew you'd be funny to spite me! That's just how you work...
And you know what the next step of my master plan is?
No.762364
>>762357
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.762365
>>762361
Then show me why I should let you.
>B A A L
No.762366
>>762365
Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you!
No.762367
>>762362
>Pats her head and smiles
For time constraint concerns yes. You wouldn't want to spend years at the academy for a temp position, right? Also the Mobile Trace will compliment and augment your abilities. I think you're going to enjoy it.
No.762368
>>762363
>tilts his head
Crashing a plane with no survivors?
No.762369
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>>762362
Because I'm worried about menopause, why do you think.
Nah, the goons aren't known for their film school degrees. People want the flicks they're pulling their puds to to look acceptable.
Diversification is a hell of a thing.
>>762364
>pulls back
>rapid fire cheek poking
>ATATATATATATA
You are already flustered.
>POINT
No.762370
>>762368
Nope.
I'll be right back...
>walks into the kitchen
>ominous music goes here
No.762371
>>762370
Uh...
>[sweating internally]
No.762372
>>762366
I've been hearing a lot about a guy here testing local magicians.
Well I'm not magician, just a humble Dungeon Capturer. But you'll be tested all the same!
>lightning sizzling
Pop quiz!
No.762373
>>762367
I cannut wait!
>the hype train has no brakes
>>762369
>um
Um.
>aaaa
Lewd.
No.762374
>>762371
>walks back out
>hands behind his back
>S E R I O U S
Any last words?
No.762376
>>762372
Tested, huh?
>grabs his sword
>and then...let's go
Pop...pop quiz...?
Excuse me?
No.762378
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>>762377
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>reveals what's in one hand
>it's a soda
>cracks it open
>reveals what's in the other hand
>it's a straw
>puts it in the soda can
No.762379
>>762373
Excuse me?
>>762375
Oh I'll show you unfair, alright.
>get on dis lap
>DOUBLE CHEEK ACTION
Witness me.
No.762380
>>762376
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad of a line!
>floating down
Well that mood's ruined.
No.762381
>>762379
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stoooooop!
No.762382
>>762378
>
For fuck's sake...
No.762383
>>762380
I thought you were literally going to give me a popquiz.
No.762384
>>762383
>looks to the audience
>back to Raiden
>back to the audience
>and back again
Did I get the defective one or something?
>sympathetic audience noises
No.762385
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No.762386
>>762382
You're right, this is silly.
>throws the soda can out
>pulls out a Big Gulp cup
Much better.
>[COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SIPPING]
No.762387
>>762381
>guhuhuhuh
Someone has to milk those spats for what they're worth.
>>762385
>no
>stop
>first these red cheeks
>now those other red cheeks but with tears
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
No.762388
>>762384
What? With all the weirdness goes on, that'd be expected!
And who the hell are you talking to?!
No.762390
>>762388
>puts a finger to his lips
You really know how to make this experienced teacher thing really hard.
No.762391
>>762387
>wat
What?
>OH NO
>jabs an epipen into Bala
No.762392
>>762385
Well don't stay up too late - you've got your mobile trace system fitting tomorrow.
If you need me I'll be in my room.
No.762393
>>762386
Riiight... I'm just gonna...
>walks over to a nearby wall
>slams his head into it until he knocks himself out
No.762394
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>>762389
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>WELL I MEAN I TOTALLY DID BUT I KEEP FEELING BAD ABOUT IT AFTER
>>762391
>foaming from the mouth
>does that mean it's working
>probably
Gkkkt...
No.762395
>>762390
>"lips"
>check ur double lip privilege shitlord, some of us only have one lip
I'm...sorry?
No.762396
>>762392
H-hokay. I will be going to sleep now.
>>762394
I SHOULD GO NOW
>runs off
>at her usual breakneck speed
No.762398
>>762393
Well that's finished it.
...oh god I need to use the bathroom now.
>looks at the bathroom
OUT OF ORDER?!
>grabs his Big Gulp
>runs off
No.762399
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>>762395
>:^)
That's right.
>de-Baal's
Shame on you.
No.762400
>>762399
Look I didn't mean to! You still want to spar or something?
No.762401
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>>762396
>I just wanted to protect all the smiles
>is that so wrong
...
>damn it I'm gonna end up doing something needlessly nice again aren't I
>>762397
>squeeze
Answer me honestly, am I a masochist or something.
No.762402
>>762400
My magoi supply's still coming back to me, I don't about you, but it hurts being this handsome.
Only sometimes, and when I'm half fish or bird or fox.
I know somebody who you could spar with, if you're still interested.
No.762403
>>762401
>ow ow ow
What do you mean?
No.762404
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>>762402
I mean I'm not too interested but if it'll make you feel better...
No.762405
>>762404
Oh you don't have what would make me feel better right now.
>wink
That blue guy got to all the good ones already, been a while since I've had a challenge like that.
No.762406
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>>762403
The imposing thing doesn't go so well when I'm having some kind of weird heart attack every other second. Always because of you two or your other green friend too.
>shrug
Oh well, I had too good of a day to let this one eat at me.
>distant thunder strike
Oh you'll get your shot tomorrow, universe.
No.762407
>>762406
I am sorry.
>looking at a clock
OH NO WE'RE LATE!
>heft the bacon
>awaaaay
No.762408
>>762405
...oh I get it.
Well sometimes you just don't get the good women. Or sometimes you lose them.
No.762409
>>762407
Shouldn't you put your rabbit ears on firs-
>oh here we go
No.762410
>>762408
That sounds like a personal problem. And doesn't help me much in the getting laid department.
Do you need to get laid too? You should.
Getting married's a hassle I don't need to deal with. I just live vicariously through Hinahoho's kids.
No.762411
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>>762410
I'm working on the "getting laid" part. And much more besides that.
I mean if you just want a one night stand I'm sure there's plenty of options here besides what the blue guy has.
No.762412
>>762411
Well you've got my encouragement if not my blessing. Kidnapping women is just so much easier.
>eyebrow wiggle
Maybe you know where the booty is on this fine treasure map you call America?
No.762413
>>762412
Uhhhh thanks? Honestly, I never got kidnapping.
And no, not really. Which is probably why who I'm dating isn't from here.
No.762414
>>762413
So I need to look broader, eh?
But this place is a melting pot of immigrants, isn't it? It's one of the reasons why I'm so interested in it.
No.762415
>>762414
Ohhhh I looked broader more than I could've possibly imagined.
But honestly, this place right here. This dome. This is where you'll probably find the most exotic women.
No.762416
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>>762415
I knew it! There was something about this place...
I want to say the rukh but it was probably the smell of local burgers.
No.762417
>>762416
Well this place just attracts plenty of women from all around the world, and outside of it, so it's a safe bet.
The local burgers, huh? I hear they're pretty good, can't have any though.
No.762418
>>762417
No-did you say outside it?
No.762419
>>762418
You heard me. Plenty of 'em too.
No.762421
>>762420
Yeeaaah remember when I said I looked broader than I could ever imagine for my girlfriend?
That's exactly what I meant. Not to mention previous ones that I met or ran into again here was a robot and a multiarmed cyborg.
You're gonna be real happy here.
No.762422
>>762421
You mean to say that there's life on other planets?
And that they're attractive women?
And that they come here?
My friend, these women should fear for their lives now that Sinbad is here.
No.762423
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>>762422
Not just other planets, I mean other dimensions too.
No.762425
>>762424
You know, realms. Other realms, realities, whatever.
A universe that is not our own
No.762427
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Something feels different.
No.762428
>>762426
>sigh
How do I put this simply...?
Alright so it's like imagine our universe, which is where each and every single planet resides, as a house and lawn. Another universe, a place where other planets reside that isn't our place, is another house and lawn. Those two "houses" are neighbors. There is a "fence" separating the two of them so they are not the same lawn and house, but they are separate.
No.762429
>>762427
>gasp
A golem!
>>762428
>gasp
A...metaphysical quandary.
>hmm
Are there still people who sit on the fence?
No.762430
>>762429
Yes we call those people reality warpers and interdimensional beings.
They're mostly assholes.
No.762431
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No.762432
No.762433
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>>762430
Oh I think I know one or two or three that are alright.
>thinkgen bout Judal
...Maybe only two.
>>762431
A golem that drinks soda...fascinating.
In some kind of scientific way or something, probably.
No.762435
>>762433
Oh I'm not talking about people who come from another dimension, those people are like neighbors.
I mean...people who don't specifically come from a dimension, or "house" if you will. They just sort of...are. They sort of appeared out of nowhere.
Those are mostly assholes.
No.762436
>>762434
No one's judging anyone about their status as a golem or not.
>points to a sign
>NO BULLYING
>Sin's crotch leaf is stuck to it
>>762435
And have you met every single one of these?
They say that any fear can be linked back to the fear of the unknown. Humanizing an enemy or asshole is your step to accepting them.
Or finding a good way to do them in. Whatever.
No.762437
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>>762436
>annoyance level: mild
>disinterested tongue click
>marches off
No.762438
>>762436
I've heard horror stories.
>"RAIDEN, COME IN."
Dok? What is it?
>"This...this is very urgent. I need you to come done here as soon as possible, do you hear me?"
What is it ab--
>"No time for questions, just hurry!"
Shit!
Well sorry to cut our conversation short but...I've got urgent business apparently.
Until next time.
>backflips through the wall
No.762439
>>762437
What a strangely...curvy golem.
>hmmmm
>HMMMMMMMM
>>762438
>waves off
There goes the happiest man who ever forgot it's never as bad as it seems.
>stretches out on the floor