No.762443
No.762445
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Aran drops by this cantina pretty frequently. Must be a hotspot for bounties.
No.762447
>>762445
It is?
>looks around
Huh. You'd think people would hang more wanted posters up.
No.762448
>>762447
You'd be surprised at how many are around here if you look hard enough.
>carrying a huge garbage bag
No.762449
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>>762447
And clue everyone else in?
No.762451
>>762448
I've been running myself ragged trying to keep one of my enemies from turning everybody on the planet into robots. Haven't really had time to look around lately.
>>762449
Well, there aren't that many bounty hunters here to begin with, as far as I know.
No.762452
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>>762451
Aran's feared across the universe and I'm known galaxy-wide. Don't really need more than that.
No.762453
>>762451
No need to get snippy.
>taps him on the head with a ladle
>the hell does she have a ladle for
They're usually plastered all over the outside.
No.762455
>>762452
>ears flatten
Good point...
>>762453
Ow!
>rubbing his head
Wasn't trying to be rude, I swear.
No.762456
>>762455
You're a Lombax, aren't you. Last I heard your kind was extinct.
Must be worth a lot to someone, eh?
>Fett no don't joke like that
No.762457
>>762455
Better not have. Just because you're a grown lombax doesn't mean I'll let you off easy.
No.762458
>>762456
Technically they're not, but seeing as how most of 'em took a one-way trip to another dimension, they might as well b-
>eyes widen
Wait, what was that last thing you said?
>>762457
>maybe just a little bit scared
That's fine. I mean, nobody's ever let me off easy before, so...
No.762459
>>762458
Don't worry about it.
>note to self: find out worth of sole lombax to collectors
No.762460
>>762458
I'm not that scary. I just take care of this place anyway.
No.762461
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>>762459
>might wanna figure out the exchange rate for bolts and screws first, Boba
>:^)
...Oh.
>trying his best to not look nervous
So, uh... what's being a bounty hunter like?
>>762460
Somebody has to, right? I try and fix up the electronic stuff in here when I have free time.
>looks back towards the kitchen
...Except the microwave. Clank made me promise to steer clear of that.
No.762462
>>762461
I'll smack you with something worse than a ladle if you go near that.
No.762463
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>>762461
It's simple enough. A good weapon and eye for profit's all you need.
No.762464
>>762462
>eep
...Why would I? It's turned into a portal to who knows where. Plus, it's radioactive.
>>762463
Huh. I don't know about the whole eye for profit thing, but I've got hundreds of weapons.
No.762465
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>>762464
I figured you would, your species is known for gadgetry.
No.762466
>>762464
Plus you'll get locked into a contract with lots of hidden pitfalls. It's like a mobile plan but worse.
No.762467
>>762465
Well, that, and you can buy weapons out of vending machines in the galaxies I usually visit.
>>762466
...Huh. Thanks for the heads up.
>
Y'know, it's kinda weird how people around here just... don't care that the microwave's turned radioactive. Or about radiation in general. I mean, that weird guy in the white cloak walks around wearing body armor made out of radioactive stuff like it's no big deal.
>Ratchet no
>snitches get stitches
No.762468
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No.762469
>>762467
It's not easy to keep the people around here tumour free, I'll say that much. Some more than others.
No.762470
>>762468
If Scuds were real, yeah.
>
They're real, aren't they.
>>762469
Really? I figured people could just magic all their health problems away.
No.762471
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>>762470
Real as you and me.
No.762472
>>762470
What do you think I do around here, silly.
No.762473
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>>762471
...Great. One more thing for me to worry about.
>>762472
>nervous laugh
Guess I've been away for so long I forgot magic was kinda your thing. Whoops.
No.762474
>>762473
It's not that big a deal. Clankers will always be inferior to people.
No.762475
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>>762473
Clearly I haven't made enough of an impact on your life.
>smooches him on the forehead
>trots off
No.762476
>>762474
>oh
>you just pushed the salt button, bucko
That's not true. My best friend is a robot, and he's better than me at a lot of things.
>>762475
Yeah, maybe n-
>uh
>UH
Okaycoolseeyalater.
No.762477
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>>762476
Sounds like a personal problem to me. But what do I know, I'm just a bounty hunter.
>Clone Wars salt
>dad why
No.762478
>>762477
>tfw your dad is dead because his best friend fucked up
>tfw you still tried to help your dad's best friend go back in time to fix his fuck-up
>tfw he fucked up again and died too
>it ain't easy being a space rat
There's some sorta stigma around self-aware robots here on Earth. Don't really get why. I'd rather have to deal with the occasional evil robot than be surrounded by braindead ones.
No.762479
>>762478
Try dealing with battle droids. I'd rather a clanker that does its job well than an inept one that doesn't shut up.
No.762481
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>>762479
Battle droids? You mean those things that blow up when a strong breeze hits them?
No.762482
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>>762481
That's the ones. Threatening as a can of spoiled rancor meat.
No.762483
>>762482
Sheesh. There's mass-producing robots, and then there's doing it as cheaply as possible.
No.762484
>walks through the door
>WHUMP
No.762486
>>762483
They survived past the Clone Wars for a few years. Who knows why.
>>762484
Not as extinct as I thought.
No.762487
No.762488
>>762484
Well, if it isn't everybody's favorite klutz.
>>762486
Probably because they're the robotic equivalent of meatshields.
No.762489
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>>762486
Nope, we're the last two!
...as far I know.
>>762488
Aha aha just help me off of this floor.
No.762491
>>762488
They don't even do that right.
>>762489
Only takes two.
No.762492
>>762489
On it.
>picks her up
>how can someone so small be so strong
>sets her back down upright
>>762491
Wh- how do you even screw something like that up?!
No.762493
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>>762491
To tango?
>>762492
You're stronger than you look, you realize that?
Thanks, though.
No.762494
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>>762492
They're imbeciles. Whoever thought it was a good idea to give battle droids the minds of toddlers needs to be shot.
>>762493
Is that what they're calling it these days?
No.762495
>>762493
No problem. To be honest with you, I have no clue how I'm so strong. You don't exactly have time to hit the gym when you're out saving galaxies.
>>762494
They might already be dead. Who knows?
No.762496
>>762494
It's a saying. Takes two to tang-- ohhhhhh I get what you're implying.
We're not doing the repopulate the species thing.
No way, no how.
>>762495
Well you're constantly carrying those oversized guns so that probably has something to do with it.
Or male Lombaxes are just strong, who knows?
No.762497
>>762495
Good riddance.
>>762496
Good. Keeps you two valuable.
No.762498
It's almost like an actual cantina in here.
No.762499
>>762496
Maybe. Guess we'll never know for sure, though.
>>762497
>nods
People that dumb deserve whatever happens to 'em.
No.762500
No.762501
>>762497
Which is something a bounty hunter like you must really enjoy.
>>762499
Well you're a male Lombax, I could always use you for study. You afraid of needles?
No.762502
>>762498
Don't cantinas need a bartender?
No.762503
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>>762498
A little cleaner than Mos Eisley but it'll do.
>>762499
Got that right.
>>762501
You have no idea.
No.762504
>>762501
Uh... kind of?
>>762503
Ever hear of a guy called Captain Qwark? Pretty sure he holds the record for lowest IQ in the Solana Galaxy.
No.762505
>>762502
"Almost" was in there somewhere.
>Scanning...
>>762503
Same level of violence as that scumhole. Attracts high profile bounties too. My coffers haven't been this full since the Feddie blacklisted me.
No.762506
>>762503
I'd prefer not being considered a trophy but hey whatever works for you.
>>762504
Good to know, looks like that idea's out the window.
No.762507
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>>762504
The near-human in the dumb spandex costume?
Something tells me he's just taking credit for other people's achievements.
>>762505
Must've been nice to have a monopoly on the headcount.
>>762506
You're worth exponentially more alive than mounted on a wall at least.
No.762509
>>762506
I mean, I'm not afraid of needles, but considering how clumsy you can be, I don't really like the idea of you sticking needles in me.
>>762507
He's been taking credit for the stuff I've been doing for years now. Everybody believes him just because he's some big-shot celebrity.
No.762510
>>762507
Having no competition is nice, but it does get boring.
Maybe you can take some of these odd jobs off my hands.
>>762508
So what are you supposed to be? You're not armed and in probably the most hazardous zone on this rock.
No.762511
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>>762507
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
It isn't.
>>762509
Me? Clumsy?
Ratchet I've only tripped one time today, that's not that clumsy.
It's almost a new record!
No.762512
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>>762509
Figures. Maybe if someone puts a high enough price on his abnormally shaped head I'll get up and put a fraud in his place.
Celebrities are double my usual rate.
>>762510
I'll look into it.
>>762511
Would you rather be dead? I think living's pretty comforting.
No.762513
>>762510
Oh don't worry about me, I'm just a very unlucky person, disaster follows me all around.
No.762514
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>>762512
There'll be a bughunt on the remains of the Breakfast colony up on the moon, too.
>>762513
If you say so.
No.762515
>>762511
Still wouldn't trust you with a needle. Just saying.
>>762512
>space rat status: interested
You think you could really find a body double for a guy who's 6'5?
>backpack bot helicopters down from the ceiling
>"Whatever you're thinking right now, Ratchet, I can assure you it's a bad idea."
Fiiine.
No.762516
>>762512
Fair point, living is better than being dead.
>>762515
But Ratchet what if I have a needle right now?
No.762517
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No.762518
>>762514
Bughunt, huh. Suppose I'll bring the corrosion resistant sprays.
>>762515
There are a few cloning facilities still. Rapid-grow one to adulthood in a few months, implant false memories.
>>762516
I had a feeling you'd say that.
>>762517
Looks like I'm not the only dead man walking.
No.762519
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>>762518
You might want it. Chozo battle armor is naturally immune to xenomorph acid.
No.762520
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>>762518
This cat's got a few more lives left in him.
All this high-profile action, looks like I missed the memo.
No.762521
>>762516
Then keep it away from me.
>>762518
Cloning works too. Wouldn't people notice if Qwark got smart all of a sudden, though?
>Clank starts making beeping noises for a few seconds
>"If my calculations are correct... it's highly unlikely."
What're you, a magic 8-ball now?
No.762522
>>762519
Makes the finest beskar look like plasteel. I'm jealous.
>>762520
Nothing that big.
>>762521
Wouldn't be my problem by that point.
No.762523
>>762518
Honestly I think we'd all be surprised if I didn't.
I like living.
>>762521
I'm just joking.
Do you really thing of me as some weirdo who just carried needles around?
No.762524
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>>762522
Big enough.
Stones in the pond make ripples, you know.
No.762525
>>762522
It's the only set in existence now that the Chozo are extinct, too.
No.762526
>ahhhhhhhhh
>ah
When did all these people get here?
It looks like I...spaced out
>Sin no
No.762527
>>762522
Guess not. Still, people notice me a lot more now that they think I'm Qwark's sidekick, even if I really do all the work. So at least there's that.
>>762523
Nope. I just thought of you as a weirdo in general.
>
No.762528
>>762523
Most sane people do.
So is there a reason you're refusing to perpetuate your species, that's kind of the prime directive of sapient life.
>>762524
All the pieces are in place but there's no game going on, Spiegel.
>>762525
So all that technology dies with you. It's a real shame.
>>762527
Shouldn't let idiots walk all over you. Bad for business.
No.762529
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>>762526
That was physically painful to hear.
>>762528
Better it ends with me than ends up in the wrong hands.
No.762530
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>>762527
Lombax, huh.
Now there's something I haven't seen in forever.
>>762528
Sounds like the wrong person took their ball and went home.
Not like Boba Fett to not have another ready.
No.762531
>>762526
Boooooooooooooooo!
>>762527
Ahh, thanks.
That's a real nice boost of encouragement.
What would I do without you?
>>762528
That's a lot of pressure to put on a person is all.
Also Ratchet over there couldn't win a woman over to save his life.
No.762532
>>762529
Oho, it's the golem!
So you're saying I cracked your armor?
>>762531
What's that? You couldn't hear me?
>megaphone out
>Sin no
No.762533
>>762528
I don't let him walk all over me. I'm just saying being pals with famous people has it's perks.
>>762530
>[visible confusion]
Um... have we met before, or something?
>>762531
Be stuck in the Bogon Galaxy your whole life?
No.762534
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>>762529
I can understand that.
>>762530
This rock's full of metahumans, they take most of the jobs. For free. It's sickening.
>>762531
>pfft
Poor bastard.
>>762533
You put in all the effort and he gets the recognition. That's no way to go forward in life, living in an idiot's shadow.
You could be just as famous.
No.762535
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>>762532
You're very insistent on me being a golem.
>christ that was bad
>>762534
You Mandos keep your beskar secrets to yourself after all. Shared beliefs.
No.762536
>>762532
I don't even know you but yet I already dislike you.
>>762533
Yes living peacefully while I still have my actual job...
Wait no, the Protopets would still be a thing.
But wait if you hadn't been around I could've stopped them with ease and the events that took place would've been averted entirely.
>>762534
Maybe if he ever decides to try I'll be more willing.
>NOT SO SUBTLE HINT HINT
No.762537
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>>762533
Last of a species usually gets pretty decent publicity.
Well, second to last.
>>762534
Maybe so, but these meat pockets they make are pretty damn good.
>microwave dings
No.762538
>>762535
Well I can't imagine anything else you could be, especially since I'm doing all the heavy lifting over here!
Besides, being a golem probably isn't that bad. How can you go wrong with immortal clay?
>>762536
And I don't even know you but I think you look like a mouse.
>looking around
Is this really not a Dungeon?
No.762539
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>>762535
To the grave then.
>>762536
>ohoho
I'll be sure to collect in case it never happens. Someone should benefit in the face of possible tragedy.
>>762537
I wouldn't call them good, they're never filling. You'd think food would do its job.
No.762540
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>>762538
Sometimes I forget how backwater this planet is.
My name is Samus Aran. I'm the most feared bounty hunter in the universe.
>>762539
>fistbump
No.762541
>>762534
Only thing I'm really famous for is being one of the last Lombaxes around.
>shrug
I dunno, fame seems like it'd get annoying pretty fast.
>>762536
You really think you could've stopped everything yourself?
>>762537
There might be more of us out there, but the odds aren't looking too good. I ran into a third Lombax not too long ago, but he got killed.
No.762542
>>762538
If this were a dungeon I'm sure we'd see more people who were locked up.
>>762539
Well let's hope it happens sooner rather than later, then.
>>762541
I was doing pretty good until you showed up, wasn't I?
No.762543
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>>762539
They hit the spot after a few weeks of nothing but fried onions.
>stomach growls
>shudders
>>762541
Whatever happens, happens.
>pfff
Looks like repopulation's back on the menu, boys.
No.762544
>>762540
Ohhhh...a bounty hunter, eh?
Well when you put it like that I only look half as impressive.
>gestures around
The name's Sinbad. A simple sailor of these seven seas.
>>762542
Oh yeah? And how would you know?
Don't tell me any nice mouse woman gets mixed up in that kind of stuff.
No.762545
>>762542
Depends on your definition of "good."
>>762543
>record scratch
...Say what?
No.762546
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>>762544
Well it's just that the traditional term of dungeon means prison.
Nobody here is a prisoner...though I think some people here should be.
>>762545
I had the Protopet in hand, soooooo yeah.
I was doing pretty good.
You blew it.
No.762547
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>>762541
Depends on the type. Look at Aran and I.
>>762543
Happens when you blow so many jobs.
No.762548
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>>762544
Long way from open water, sailor.
No.762549
>>762545
>
>>762547
Never said it wasn't my fault.
>shakes a can
Spare a few creds for a tune-up.
No.762550
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>>762549
Try Aznable, he's got disposable income.
No.762551
>>762546
More like "saved the day."
>>762547
People leave you guys alone because you can look threatening. It's hard to be threatening when you look the way I do.
>tfw not even five feet tall
>>762549
...Stop looking at me like that.
No.762552
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>>762546
>gasp
Won't somebody think of the children!
>looks left
>looks right
>points to himself
Surely you jest.
>>762548
Ah, but I'm right in the thick of my natural habitat.
That isn't getting thrown out of a pub.
>nod nod
The sea and people are waves alike. I intend to read them.
No.762553
>>762551
After you blew it.
>>762552
I wasn't implying you...then again for that joke, maybe I do.
No.762554
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>>762550
Said he'd look into it.
Then again I think he stole the Swordfish in the middle of the night just so he could work on it. Didn't even ask for anything back.
Guess that means I'm a fresh Zeon recruit.
>>762551
>looks away
>still grinning
No.762555
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>>762551
You've got that armor don't you?
>>762554
Roped in, huh.
No.762556
>>762553
Well I don't mean to cause a fuss.
>hands up
But shouldn't I get some kind of trial or something first? At least to make the media feel good about themselves.
No.762557
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No.762558
>>762553
But then I fixed everything. Like I always do.
>>762554
>STOP
>STOP IT
>STOP TAUNTING ME
>mumbling Lombax is go
...Not like I'm anywhere close to parent material, anyway.
>>762555
>armor: on
...I guess this helps.
No.762559
>>762556
Well where I come from, there are no trials.
>that's a lie
So no. Sorry!
>>762558
Well that's only after I told you about the menace of the Protopet. You almost didn't believe me either!
No.762560
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>>762555
Who knows, might be fun.
Better than when I was working with Dandy anyway.
>>762558
>:^))))))
Parents are just big kids pretending they're not.
>golf clap at the scary armor
No.762561
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>>762558
Nothing says intimidation like all-encompassing armor. Hard to read too.
Being armed to the teeth helps too.
>>762560
MS pilot seems decent enough.
No.762562
>>762557
So cold, I might catch hypothermia!
>wait are those lady eyes I see
But I can't get a good read on you, my-
>knocks on the armor
Metallic friend.
>>762559
Putting someone as handsome as me away forever without proper due process!?
You're...you're...batshit insane!
No.762563
>>762559
Why would I? Those things were supposed to be nothing but cute and cuddly.
>>762560
Not. Helping.
>>762561
Well, looks like I've got all my bases covered.
No.762564
>>762561
If he kept any of the modern jobs around, sure.
Humanoid systems aren't for me, there's a reason they didn't catch on past the Belt.
You ever see one try to go through a jump ring? It's a mess.
>>762563
What you need is a change in perspective.
No.762565
>>762562
Call me as you will, but I'm just doing what I have to.
Where I come from puns are the worst crime imaginable.
>that's also a lie
>>762563
They had sharp teeth! Are you blind?!
Also while we're putting on stuff that hides our everything.
>thief outfit go!
Now we somewhat match!
No.762566
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>>762565
Are you sure we need to go through this song and dance, officer?
>pulling his tunic down
>Sin no it doesn't work like that
Isn't there something...else you can think of.
>OH NO HE'S HOT
No.762567
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>>762564
I don't need anything right now.
>>762565
Pffft... Nerd.
No.762568
>>762562
>sorry bae this visor's not transparent
That might just be the point.
>
Don't touch.
No.762569
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>>762564
Always prefer the Slave I.
>>762563
That you do.
>checking his wrist
Should head out.
No.762570
>>762566
God's sake, man, put your tunic back on!
You're indecent!
Okay okay okay put your tunic back on and I'll forget this ever happened!
>>762567
I'm not a nerd.
...this voice modulator makes even that sound threatening. I forgot it does that.
Does your armor have a voice modulator that makes your sound threatening?
No.762571
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>>762567
Not doing a good job selling your case there.
>>762569
Never understand how that VTOL system doesn't make you puke.
>Ocelot_Gesture.exe
See you, space cowboy.
No.762572
>>762569
Hey, if you've got more bounties to take care of, I won't keep you.
>>762570
Nnnope. If it does, I don't know how to turn it on.
>>762571
What case? There's no case here.
No.762573
>>762568
Oh I see, I see.
>sage nodding
You're embarrassed
We're all friends here, don't you remember? And friends don't tell friends to catch a disease and die.
>>762570
Tunic? You mean this tunic?
>it blows away
Ooooooops~
No.762574
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>>762572
Exactly. And there's no cape either.
Which is highly impractical but...I mean come on. It looks neat.
>>762573
>grabs it
>holding it to his face while looking away
PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
No.762575
>>762572
>holds up a case from CS:GO
Fucking rip.
No.762576
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>time to clean the tonfas
I cannut wait for the week to end.
No.762577
>>762573
You must not be a very good navigator based on your attempts at reading.
No.762578
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>>762576
It's Tuesday, at least wait until Thursday like the rest of us.
>puts a coffee mug down
You know for all the hurricanes you punch it's a wonder you even have to clean those things at all.
No.762579
>>762578
I use them to cut armor and vehicles. Nut so much armored enemies here.
One time I split tank in two.
No.762580
>>762574
>!!
Those reflexes...
You're that-
>flips through the script
Ninja!
>>762577
Oh? But there's no one as good as me.
>grin
Reading the waves only tells you which direction the waves are going, not the direction you should be going.
If I listened to that then I wouldn't be here talking to you. I'll forge my own path.
No.762581
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>>762580
I'm not familiar enough with this planet's history but there's always a bigger fish.
>appraising
Forge your own path, you say.
No.762582
>>762579
Well there's the tall woman and that Star Wars guy that just left but I wouldn't recommend it. Something like that seems too good for a Back To The Future kind of thing.
>blink
A tank? Now that I find hard to believe.
No.762583
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>>762574
Capes aren't that cool.
>>762575
What the-?!
>[ANGRY GRUMBLING INTENSIFIES]
No.762585
>>762582
I punch tornadoes and you doubt cutting tank?
No.762586
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>>762580
...what?
Ninja what?
Just put your tunic back on you weirdo!
>>762583
...I just realized something.
That armor still doesn't make you look any taller.
No.762587
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>>762581
A bigger fish than Sinbad the sailor? Now you've gone and got me curious.
But it doesn't matter too much, those wild dreams you come up with as children are all far behind me.
Now I travel around spreading the benefit of my presence to all!
No.762588
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>>762583
>:3c
>drops the case
>saunters out
No.762590
>>762585
Nah, I doubt you're only cutting one tank at a time.
Bit like sandblasting a soup cracker, don't you think.
Might want to go over the determiners section of Rosetta Stone again, dear.
No.762591
>>762587
You can keep the ego.
>off she goes
No.762593
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>>762586
But if I did that...
>pulls a chalkboard into view
>Sin-tunic=sexy
>Sin+tunic=unsexy
>???
It just doesn't add up!
>>762591
>bowing as she goes
Oh thank you, mister bounty hunter. Thank you so much for your generosity!
No.762594
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>>762586
No. No it doesn't.
>>762588
>starts jumping on top of the case
>ANGRILY
No.762595
>>762593
...where did that chalkboard come from?
>>762594
Calm down, you being mad is what he wants!
>grabs his arm
>tries pulling him
>they both fall over
Oops.
No.762596
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>>762592
Nothing worth having comes from not working out something hard.
>was that lewd or just confusing
>copious brandy in the coffee gooooo
So what's the big event this weekend.
No.762599
>>762596
I get to finish training! Then I will be space police!!
>>EXCITEMENT
>coffee and donuts go
I em practicing stakeouts right now.
No.762601
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>>762595
...Maybe we should go find somewhere else to be.
No.762602
>Predator log update
>I think I misses Boba Fett and Samus
>that is fine
>I saw Jack talking to Zelda
>that too is fine
>everything is going according to kakoku or whatever it's spelled
No.762603
>>762599
Better than the time police from what I hear. Mandatory singing during a raid must get pretty old.
You should probably work on getting a ten ten toot tall policewoman outfit for that robot then, huh.
>hmm
>nicks a donut
>in the coffee it goes
Don't mine me, I've always been curious.
No.762604
>>762597
You aren't making sense!
>>762601
You're right, let's bail!
No.762605
>>762604
No, I'm getting more deep.
Trust me!
No.762606
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>>762603
>nigga you did not just nab food from tiddy
>
Ehhhhh?
No.762608
No.762609
No.762611
>>762604
Bailing!
>taps his heels together
>go go gadget rocket boots
>hope you were ready to get taken for a ride, son
No.762612
>>762606
>?
>wipes crumbs off her face
Not bad. But I don't think I stuttered.
>wait
>takes out a keycard
>Big Boss's Guide To Crazy Mercenary Women
>holds it up to tiddy's face like a paint swab
Uh oh.
No.762613
>>762605
And the only way to get out of deepness is to go up!
>>762611
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY--
>they're off
No.762614
>>762612
This is for practice. Please do not be of taking.
>Kiru it's just a donut please stop
No.762616
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>>762613
Was it something I said?
No, really. Why do they keep running away?
No.762618
>>762616
>maybe you have some sort of repellent?
No.762619
>>762614
>uh
>think on your feet Bala
You mean you don't know? I was helping your practice by doing that, obviously.
It's called buddy cop banter. I'm drawing the line at talking about passing gas though.
No.762621
>>762618
No...No I think it's something more easier than that.
I've been cursed!
No.762622
>>762619
All senpai ever talked about was breasts.
>slightly crestfallen
>then remember she has donuts
>om
No.762623
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>>762621
>someone said profanity at you?
No.762624
Hope Monsoon got that chassis, we could do reeeeeaaaal nice things with it.
No.762625
>>762622
Between you and me it doesn't look like you're trading up much in that department. The buttons popping off all the time doesn't help.
>this from the spats collector
>rolls her eyes
May I have a donut.
No.762626
>>762623
Well no, but they've been pretty rude.
So rude that it can't just be normal rudeness.
This is...advanced rudeness.
>>762624
Is that a...talking egg?
No.762627
>>762624
[!]
>the stakeout worked!
How do I call robot...
>>762625
Hokay.
>leans in
>whispermode go
That robot is bad guy. I should catch him.
No.762629
>>762626
>you have been dishonored!
>you must get your pound of flesh!
No.762630
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>>762626
What gave you that idea?
I look nothin' like an egg.
>>762627
Call who, Raiden?
Go ahead, that's jus' what I wanted.
No.762631
>>762627
>?
You want a second opinion?
>Stechkin peeking out
No, that's not your style is it.
Go then, miss police girl. And arrest to the extreme.
No.762632
>>762629
Pound of flesh?
>holding a too big burger
>>762630
You look totally like an egg!
Or even a Robotnik...whatever that means.
No.762633
>>762632
>will eating that restore your honor?
No.762634
>>762630
>ten minutes into coffee and donuts and she gives you the look
Why would you tell me that?
>>762631
Hokay!
No.762635
>>762634
Boris, start research on this coffee and donuts thing.
>I'll make sure the R&D guys get on it, Kapitan.
Now then...
>powdered donuts produced from the cleave
Why didn't I just do this first.
>
You're not negotiating with terrorists are you?
No.762636
>>762632
Now I don't know what a "Robotnik" is but it sounds like it's some sorta...slang.
Maybe a derogatory term fer cyborgs like me!
Got somethin' 'gainst cyborgs, fella?
>>762634
'Cause I felt like bein' generous is all.
>
No.762637
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>>762635
>!!!
It could be bluff, or just stupid.
I punch either way.
>>762636
>
>
>
Hokay. Then I will be arresting you now.
No.762638
>>762633
>burp
>Sin slow down
Eh?
>>762636
No, but they have something against me. Usually it's all that armor.
>rimshot
You wouldn't happen to be Sundowner, would you?
No.762639
>>762637
Ahehehehehehehehehehe!
Very well, now this the traditional kind a' arrestin'?
Gonna slap some cuffs on me?
>>762638
Who wants ta know?
No.762640
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>>762637
I had a feeling you'd say that.
If you could avoid killing me with collateral, it'd be appreciated.
>thunks a hardhat on
>Hotel Moscow: Weirdness Prevention Unit
No.762641
>>762639
No. This is Kiruko Special! Terrorists get punished!
>on your marks
>get seeeeeet
>>762640
>shoots a thumbs up
>and then barrels forward
No.762642
>>762639
Oh, just a friend of a friend.
He said you could help with directions, is all.
>Djinn Equip
>B A A L
>>762641
>right alongside
I hope you don't mind if I take the lead on this one, miss.
I'm trying to stop a friend from doing something monumentally stupid by doing something monumentally stupid.
No.762643
>>762641
>[muffled Can You Feel The Sunshine]
>wait no too fast
>too fast
>
Shit.
No.762644
>>762641
Terrorist?!
I'm workin' with the soon ta be President a' these here United States--
>WHAM
>right into the wall
So...gonna be that way, huh?
I'm game.
>
>>762642
Yer friends with that asshole, too?
How many "friends" do I have to go through 'til there're no more left?
>gets back up
No.762645
>>762642
>speak up
>she's in a wind tunnel
>>762643
>man if only she saw that
>>762644
You are vury bad man!
>she's still going
>with Sunny-D in tow
>tiddycop pls stop
No.762646
>>762644
Well that depends.
I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day.
>swishy swooshy the sword
>and here comes the lightning
>SHOCK-A KHAN
>>762645
>but that's not how the Doppler Effect works :^)
Hold on there, missy!
>nyoooooom
No.762647
>>762645
>there she goes(?)
Jeez...
>tugging the shirt back on
It's all stretched out now.
No.762648
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>>762645
>tries to go in for a stab
>having a hard time when being pushed back by the wind
Kids are cruel, lady!
And I'm very in touch with my in child
>>762646
>ZZZZZZAP
You seem to forget I'm all machine!
Electricity ain't gonna do to much ta me!
No.762649
>>762646
>try hearing someone with the sound of wind filling your ears fam
>protip: it doesnae work
I must punch and fists are too slow!
>>762648
VURY BAD!
>horizontal tornado achieved
No.762650
>>762648
Are you sure?
My friend is the lightning, the rain transformed!
I owe it to him to take you down with something he'd find appropriately stylish.
>he's gonna overload your shit, brother bear
>>762649
Come on then, step it up!
>looping the lightning into the tornado
>is it making it faster
>probably not but it looks cool
No.762651
>>762647
>head out of the cleave
>?
No.762652
>>762649
I'm just livin by my nature! Doin' as I see fi--
>speech cut off by being spun into the air
>>762650
>body starts shoot bits of electricity
I'LL CUT YOU IN TWO!
>coming back down with scissor blades aiming right at him
No.762653
>>762650
Gangway!
>>762652
Then I will be good poricewoman and stop you!
>PAWNCH
>the tornado is still going but she's stopped
>enjoy being carried away by 110MPH winds
No.762654
>>762651
>?
How did you-
>don't think about it
Forget it. I've got a sewing job for you.
No.762655
>>762654
I will need your clothes then, miss Bala.
>no one must know about sleeve magic
No.762656
>>762652
Have you ever been slapped for not listening before? For not doing what you're told?
>parries with Baal blade
>waits for Kiru's PAWNCH to send him away
>>762653
One side!
>leaps over
Balalark Saika!
No.762657
>>762655
>lewd
That's a problem, isn't it.
How am I supposed to wear my shirt without wearing my shirt, Fabiola?
No.762658
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>>762655
>no
>no they must not
No.762659
>>762653
Stoppin' me? There's more 'an jus' me!
>flung away
>>762656
>and then completely and utterly devastated afterwards
YOU BASTARDS...
No.762660
>>762657
You will have to go without for a little bit.
>thinking
Your fatigues are dry now.
No.762661
>>762656
Teamwork special, Divine Hurricane!
>>762659
Mister roboto said he will be back. But this was good.
>Kiru you made a giant trench three miles long
>pls stop
No.762662
>>762660
I don't think I like that tone.
>guh
Can't be helped, can it.
>buttons the jacket together
>hands her the shirt through her sleeve
You remember the Bounce sheet for the fatigues, right.
No.762663
>>762659
>drops down
Phew...
...
...
OH MY GOD WE KILLED SUNDOWNER
>straining to see
I think.
>>762661
Going where teamwork has never gone before!
>nodding
I think that's a home run in my book.
No.762664
>>762662
I apologize for the tone.
>tucking the shirt down her dress
Yes, and I made sure to hand wash it with warm water.
No.762665
>>762661
>lands back in the trench
>looks around
You...got me...
>"SUNDOWNER, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OUT THERE?"
They...they got me, Monsoon.
>"I told you you should've taken a more subtle approach. Showing up was a bad idea."
It don't matter...you can carry on Desperado now.
You got the chassis...didn't ya? And you...got the data...Raiden n' his peacemongers...they ain't gonna be a problem.
>"Say no more, Sundowner. I'll carry your meme on."
You better...
>>762663
>looks to him
I got one last word fer Jack...tell him to zandatsu his girl's ass...very hard.
Son of a bitch earned it.
>dead
No.762666
>>762663
You did well.
>time for the
>SMILE
No.762667
No.762668
>>762664
Well aren't we just taking the initiative today.
You remembered my lighter was in the the pocket, right?
>oh well
How's the robot business going.
No.762669
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>>762665
>scribbling down
...his girl's ass...got it.
>looks at it
>it's in English somehow
I can't even read this!
>>762666
>YOU CAN'T TRICK ME, SATAN
Well I wouldn't say I did too shabby either.
>takes her hand
But it means so much more coming from you.
No.762670
>>762665
>fucking posting errors
There is more! I must call roboto.
>pulls a boombox out of her cleavage
>DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO on full blast
>>762669
Is not over yet.
No.762671
>>762668
>lighter pops out of her sleeve
Yes.
>um
You made the cockpit bigger. I do not fit anymore.
No.762672
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No.762673
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>>762670
>
>
>Sin
>Sin
There's always time for that later, right?
>please say there's time for that later
>!
This is my jam!
No.762674
>>762670
>he has been SUMMONED
No.762675
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>>762671
>>762672
I could I sworn I told that blonde moron to make it segmented so you could still use it, but it's probably for the best.
You don't want to end up like one of those plugsuit weirdos, do you.
No.762676
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>>762673
Eh? Time for what?
>>762674
Mistur roboto! The egg man say many things. Someting about chassis and Desperado. That is the private militury thing?
No.762677
>>762675
Plugsuit?
>thinking lewd thoughts
No.762678
>>762674
Ahoy, sailor.
>gestures to Sunny D
It didn't end up like how I'd hoped, but mission compree anyway, no?
What's all this about another one.
>>762676
>gureen
Well right now it's time for you to get a watch
>the dad jokes cometh
No.762679
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>>762676
I already knew about Desperado...but I guess that explains where my 2014 chassis went...Dok said it went missing last night.
Bastards took it.
>>762678
Can't believe you got him without me.
I better get to take down Monsoon at least.
No.762680
>>762677
>hope the psychic isn't nearby
Plugsuit. Skintight thing that lets you control the big robots or something.
There's a reason you haven't met my acquaintance Gendo yet.
No.762681
>>762678
I donut get it.
>it's not very effective...
>>762679
Eh? What?
No.762682
>>762679
Jeez, is that the kind of thanks I get~?
You should have told me this wasn't a mano e mano thing, we could have worked something out.
>!
Does that mean those guys are going to...build a racecar out of your body!?
>>762681
Well if you insist.
>holding a donut
>:3c
No.762684
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>>762681
I have another body besides this one. A back up I suppose.
They've got it now, though...
>>762682
Well next time it's...gonna be more than just me against Monsoon. Yeah.
And...no. They probably aren't. That'd be ridiculous.
No.762685
>>762682
>nabs it
>it turns to melon bread in her hands
>om
Aw. I wanted donut...
>>762684
Two Jacks?
No.762686
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>>762683
Something to say?
No.762687
>>762686
That name fills me with a sense of... dread.
No.762688
>wind is too strong
>someone halp pls
No.762689
>>762684
Is that you telling me you're not going to cry if I fight with you this time?
Or does that mean there's going to be one of you, these are important things to know.
>>762685
>!!
A Household Vessel?
>I held her hand
>sniffs his hand
Melon bread...
>>762688
Someone should do something!
...
>cough
No.762690
>>762688
>web grabs Neo
why do ya keep doing that?
No.762691
>>762687
If anybody but me tells you to get in the robot, don't.
That poor kid is still in therapy, from what I hear.
>>762688
>uh
No.762692
>>762688
Oops!
>SPIRAL JUMP
>gon' nab me a smol
Surry! I got carried away.
>>762689
>incoming tiddycop with smolcream in tow
A wha?
No.762694
>>762685
That looks to be their plan...who better to fight me than myself?
If I can't take my anger out on Sundowner then I guess Monsoon's up next on the chopping block, then.
He'll do just fine.
>>762689
I wasn't crying!
I'm just going to have to see just why they'd want another me running around...and see what I can do to...kill me? Guess that's what I'm gonna have to do.
No.762696
>>762692
Tie goes to the runner.
>arms open
>catch the bullets
A metal device that holds the power of a Dungeon Capturer, usually given to his friends. Real boring stuff, trust me.
>>762694
But how are you going to practice something like that? Punch a bunch of mirrors?
No.762697
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>>762689
>gives him a flat stare as she whizzes by
>poor show ponytail man
>>762692
It's okay, you swept me off of my feet~
>she jumps so high
>she must do crazy squats
>>762690
>>762693
Aah, not on my face~
>pulls the stringy red goop off with a grin
Didn't know it would get so windy on my walk.
>>762691
>dangling in Kiruko's arms
Good pick of employee.
No.762698
>>762695
>
Therapy.
Who knew robots could feel pain, right?
>>762697
She's more of a consultant that keeps blowing the walls off, but I like to think I've got a good eye for this stuff.
The one that works anyway.
No.762699
>>762694
They want you to fight your killing intent!
>>762696
A wha?
>nigga make sense
>>762697
>squats and oats, baybee
>remember to say your prayers and eat your vitamins
Haha! Is joke!
No.762700
>>762697
every time ya get blown away one of those Grim things tries to eat me when I give a villain speech!
No.762702
>>762697
>[audience boos]
>wind blows Sin right up to her face
>
>[audience cheers]
>>762699
A magic!
>still flying
>uh
Punch the other way! Punch the other way!
No.762703
>>762696
Back when I was Jack the Ripper I was always fighting with myself...this'll be no different except more...physical.
>>762699
But Jack's gone, that won't work!
>"Uhhhhh...Raiden?"
What is it Dok?
>"I...always kept backups of your mind just in case you ever died. Last time I updated it...Jack the Ripper as you call him was still in your mind."
You kept a backup of my mind without telling me?!
>"Calm down, I just thought it'd be good in case you actually died out there."
At least Monsoon didn't get to that data right?
>"He might've."
You're kidding me...
Well that's just great. Now that monster can kill without remorse or me to stop him!
No.762704
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>>762701
You really make this too easy sometimes.
>bouncing mini on her leg
Isn't it about lunch time.
No.762705
>>762702
>??
Why are you in the air?
>>762703
>OH NO
>OH NO
OH NO
No.762706
>>762703
>oh wait it's time to get SERIOUS again
Then I don't see what the worry is.
You know yourself better than anyone, don't you?
Then your tool of justice will outperform.
>>762705
Secret eyebrows technique.
>I mean
Forget I said anything.
No.762707
>>762704
I am letting the steak have its rest period right now. It will be perfect in five minutes.
No.762708
>>762705
Each time I think he's gone he comes back worse than ever!
At least I'll finally have the chance to physically handle him this time, that'll be quite cathartic.
>spins his sword
Can't believe Sundowner actually thought all of this up...really wish you saved some for me.
>>762706
Fine but only I know me, for once I really do want to fight him alone.
You can handle Monsoon and whatever else he brings but Jack is mine.
No.762709
>>762698
Well, it certainly makes up for the assumed lack of depth perception.
>pink eye, brown eye
>>762699
>I always have Flinstones on hand
>I like to think they'll work someday
Does being funny mean I won't be arrested?
>:3
>>762700
They're attracted to skinny men with red hair.
>and so am I
Besides, it would be easy for you to break out of one of the overgrown buzzard's stomachs, wouldn't it? Not so much Roman, though~
>>762702
>that
>is a nude man
>snaps a quick picture with her Polaroid
No.762710
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>>762707
That's the longest refractory period I've ever seen on meat.
>Bala watch your words
You're not trying to poison me again, are you.
>>762709
It beats looking like I'm on MDMA constantly.
Doesn't that ever get tiring.
No.762711
>>762706
But-
>>762708
It sounded like trap. I did not want to burden you.
>>762709
Why would I be arresting you?
No.762712
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>>762708
If that's what you really want.
>read: I'm going to make my own plans anyway
I've handled worse monsoons out on the seas, this'll be nothing!
>read: I thought that line was funny please laugh
>>762709
>waggles a finger
Ah, ah, ah!
That'll be five dollars
>>762711
Why yes, it is a butt!
>wiggle wiggle
No.762713
>>762710
It needs to sit in its own juices for 45 minutes.
>to properly absorb all traces of pepper
>demon's steak
>mwahahaha
No.762714
>>762711
It probably was, but damn if I didn't want to take him out myself.
>>762712
...you're not actually going to listen to me, are you?
>he ain't laughing
No.762715
>>762709
I never make it past the mouth....well THEY never make it either
No.762716
>>762713
Without a good rinsing?
That's how you get diseases.
>mentally noting the process for spats later
I think I've been editing too much porn lately.
No.762718
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>>762714
>:^)
No. I'm going to do what I think is best suited for the situation.
Just like you.
The waves can change in a second, Raiden. You wouldn't want to be caught in a crossbreeze with no plan.
I really hope these sailing metaphors are working they're all I know.
No.762719
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>>762712
>
>
>
>cocks her fist back
PUBLIC INDECENCY IS CRIME!
>>762714
Oh... I will not interfere now.
No.762720
>>762718
>sigh
How did I know you'd say it with a sailing metaphor? And how did I know you wouldn't listen?
>>762719
You might as well since he's gonna interfere.
No.762721
>>762716
Eh? What are you talking about?
>peppersteak produced
Here you are.
No.762722
>>762719
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
>>762720
>hiding behind robro
BIGGER PROBLEMS
No.762723
>>762721
>Do you like Wes Anderson films?
>idly grabbing the side of the couch until it bends
Something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
>ooooooo
...You take a bite first.
No.762724
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>>762720
Oh, hokay!
>
Please stand aside! I have pervert to bring to justice!
>>762722
I DONUT CARE! You will be putting clothes on!!
No.762725
>>762710
No. Though full illusions of other people are a bit strenuous...
Now it's my turn, does your eye ever hurt?
>>762711
No reason at all~
>tickles her chin
>if this is a sting operation I'm at least going out smiling
I'm Neo.
>>762712
You'll have to wait until I get these online to give you your royalties.
>now would this go onto sites for straight women or gay men
You might not want to be so naked around the policewoman, public nudity is a crime~
>>762715
People that aren't you and me, though...they're either dissolved or end up coming out the back door like Roman did.
No.762726
>>762723
>Bala you fool, mini's immune
>om
>
it is good.
No.762727
>>762722
What are you--
Oh.
>
>>762724
Can't we just have him put on some pants?
No.762728
>>762727
wot. There was an image there.
No.762729
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>>762724
You either die a police girl, or live long enough to see yourself become the pervert.
I don't really know what that meant but isn't there something else we could agree on!
>>762725
>hint: yes
Online? You're going fishing with those?
I've had it up to here with mermaids and their seven vagainas!
No.762730
>>762727
>>762728
>fkuckin
I'm handsome, handsome I say!
>wait
I mean innocent!
No.762731
>>762725
>
Illusions?
>>762726
>[wary]
I really hope you left me some Balanaga to wash this down with when my throat inevitably starts burning.
Not much left in the tanks right now.
>om
No.762733
>>762725
My name is Otonashi Kiruko! Novice space policewoman!!
>aaaaa I get to ride a giant robot soon
>>762727
I am trying! Help put pants on!
>>762729
Then you leave me no choice! Kiruko...!
>she's gonna 'nado
No.762734
>>762725
there's got to be a back door somewhere!?
No.762735
>>762730
Just put on a pair of pants!
>>762733
You got it.
No.762736
>>762731
Of course I did! I think ahead.
>guhuh
No.762739
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>>762733
...
>sigh
Very well. If it's come to that.
I'll defend the rights of nakedness everywhere myself.
>Djinn Equip: Focalor
Foraz...
>he's gonna counter 'nado
>>762735
Never!
I was born naked, attained my kingdom naked, and I'll die naked too!
No.762740
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>>762735
It is not working!
>>762739
...Mix-up!
>watch out for my dick punch move
No.762741
>>762736
>redness rising up like a thermometer
Why you...
>pop a top of gyunyuu tonight
>chuggin
No.762742
>>762731
Unfortunate. I hope you don't go through too many Vicodins~
>pulls down on her eyelid
>licorice mode activated
Even fools camera lenses. I do love my Semblance.
>>762733
Space policeman?
>maybe her 'voyage' could include a stowaway
>[SCHEMING]
With Mr. Aznable, yes! I'm sure you'll keep all of those space pirates in line~
>>762734
The back door that hovers above the toilet.
>nose scrunches
>>762729
No, I meant on the inter-
>...
Seven...? They have seven?
No.762743
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>>762739
>What did I get myself into...?
Fuck it, I'm not gonna stand in the middle of this.
>moves out of the way
>>762740
Well you two have fun, I'm going to stay out of the crossfire.
I don't want to die, not tonight.
No.762744
>>762742
not the one I was talking about!
No.762745
>>762740
>
>
>
Zora.
>fuckhuge twin tornadoes blasting the roof off
>collapses
>>762742
>coughing
>manages to croak out
Imagine.
>>762743
No no.
I'm okay.
>he's not okay
No.762746
>>762742
>eeeeeeee
I get to ride giant robut!!
>>762743
Hokay-
>>762745
>fwoosh
>several trees broken on her back in the process
No.762748
>>762742
>blink
That's what passes for stealth these days? You still look like you got in a fight with the wrong end of a cotton candy machine.
>taps her cheek
The eyes have it.
>>762747
>wheezing
Somebody's asking to be a chair tonight.
>grabban handfuls of mini's lollies
>om nom nigger
No.762749
>>762745
You should've just put on a pair of pants!
WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS?!
>>762746
...
>These are the people you hang out with, Raiden.
>These are you friends.
I really ponder my life choices sometimes.
No.762750
>>762748
>!
But but but! That isn't fair!
No.762751
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>>762746
You...you knocked the Focalor out of me!
>tree falls on his back
Oh no, my spine! I need that!
>>762749
Nobody puts Sinbad in a corner!
No.762752
>>762749
>I have splinters on my butt
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>762751
>
>Bullet Punch
>tornado focused to a pinpoint
You stop resisting and put pants on!!
>what the fuck is this woman made of
No.762753
>>762750
Life's not fair, little girl.
Specifically that burning my tongue during every meal is no bueno
>shrug
Your hips are just wide enough so it's comfortable. I'll wear the spats if it makes you feel any better.
No.762754
>>762751
Well now Sinbad is on the ground!
See what happens when you don't wear pants?
>Raiden pls
>you never wear pants
>>762752
Jesus Christ it never ends.
No.762755
>>762752
Alright missy, you got me. No need to blow your top.
>:3c
Just let me-
>earring shines
>can you resist
>my kawaii move
Nyohoho?
>>762754
A couple of great fights, I know right?
No.762756
>>762754
>such is a quest for JUSTICE
>>762755
>
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>she's zooming in
>COMIN' TO PET YO ASS NIGGA
No.762757
>>762753
>miss bala in spats
>ooooo
Okay...
No.762758
>>762755
If your "magi" or whatever gets drained by this don't go around blaming me this time!
>>762756
Now what?
>These are the people you hang out with. When Zelda asks who're my friends? I get to point proudly and say "these guy." When Sam asks how goes finding more friends, I can say with confidence, "very well."
No.762759
>>762757
>
Is that all?
>patpat
>shit now I actually have to do it
We're building you a pool, by the way. The bathtub is no place for doing laps.
No.762760
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>>762756
>ORA WA KIKANDESU
>chances of this backfiring: never
>Luck A+ my niggity nog
Nya?
>>762758
Somebody sounds jealous over there!
>tails swish
Oh and wipe that look off your face, it could be worse!
Somehow.
No.762762
>>762745
Seven...
>brow furrows
I'll need fish bait and seashell bras.
>>762744
Oh, you~
>whispers
We need to catch a mermaid.
>>762746
Will it have an eyepatch like you?
>>762748
If I was trying to be stealthy, we wouldn't be talking.
>starts to unravel like ribbon, leaving nothing but the eyes and mouth
But then...take that with a grain of salt, I'm not all there~
>
>vanishes
No.762763
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>>762758
He is still needing pants...
>>762760
>you now have a woman too strong for her own good petting your head
>WITH ALL HER MIGHT
No.762764
>>762762
...going to ask...no I'm not, time to catch a mermaid
No.762765
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>>762761
>cups her chin
>high voice go
"Thank you, Miss Bala. You're so cool."
>working mini's mouth like a puppet
>>762762
>blink
>blink
I need to lay off something, I just don't know what.
No.762766
>>762760
You just said it could be worse and now it's gonna be wor--
>tree about to fall on him
>slices it in half
See what I mean?
>>762763
Can we just forget the pants thing?
No.762767
>>762762
You're going to dress up as Yamraiha?
>ahhhhhh
What a wonderful day it is!
>>762763
>ow
>ow ow ow
Mind the ears, missy-ack!
>moves her hand to the tails
I like it rough, but not that rough!
>>762764
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
And magic bait.
>>762766
>was pointing at the tree with freezehand
>catgrin
Nope, you're just a pessimist!
No.762768
>>762765
>your regularly scheduled minimaid will return after these messages
>[dial-up noises]
No.762769
>>762766
No! I cannut overlook a crime!
>>762767
>oh those poor tails are going to get mangled
No.762770
>>762767
Please, I'm the image of positivity!
>tries smiling
>it just sorta...forms into a one lipped sneer
>>762769
And what's the punishment, petting?
No.762771
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>>762768
That's about what I thought.
>stuffs mini down the chest sleeve
Boris, prep the spats.
>You have three dozen pairs, Kapitan. Which-
The big ones, Boris.
>marches out
No.762772
>>762769
>it hurts
>nobody told me it could hurt like this
>playing keep away with tails
You're the worst petter I've ever had!
>[muffled Petters on the Low]
>>762770
Wait wait, hold that pose.
>freezes his mouth in place
Didn't your mother warn you about making faces!
No.762773
>>762770
No... THIS!
>>762772
>base of the tails seized
You will put pants on or I will break them.
Decide now!
No.762774
>>762772
>sneer is frozen
>help
GET MY FACE UNFROZEN RIGHT NOW
>>762773
...wow.
That's brutal.
Get him to unfreeze my face too!
No.762775
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>>762773
>!
>poofy tails
Do you intend to...treat me roughly, miss police girl?
>[nyahaha's externally]
>[Sin's internally]
Ah, but don't you see, you were my pants the whole time!
>points down
>foxpants
>>762774
Nyoho, you know what they say, smiling is the first step to having a good day!
No.762777
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>>762774
I will try!
>>762775
>strength doesn't work
>so let's try
>
Why are you such lawbreaker? Why you not fix friend?
No.762779
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>>762775
I'm not having fun.
>>762777
Thanks.
No.762782
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>>762777
Good grief, such a sad face that is!
>brushes it with a tail
I am my own laws, and always will be.
Plus it's fun to get your goat.
>>762779
>unfreeze the Raiden
Booooo!
No.762783
>>762779
>sniffle
You are welcome.
>>762782
>she's not stopping
You are bad man.
No.762785
>>762782
>face goes from forced smile to 200% MAD
>>762783
Wow.
Those are some very convincing tears.
No.762786
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>>762783
>how do I handle sad
>I can't just slap this one like I usually do
>fluff in lap
No, I'm Sinbad.
>nya
I'm not a bad or a good person. I'm just me.
I'm sorry for causing you so much distress, Miss Kiruko.
>>762785
>:^)
You seem upset.
You should try yoga!
No.762787
>>762785
They are real.
>>762786
>:C
No.762788
>>762786
>rips a tree by its roots
>tosses it across the swamp
That's my kind of yoga.
>slightly less mad
>like 190% MAD
>>762787
...oh.
Well I don't think it's working.
No.762789
>>762787
Jeez, this is as big a split as when Yamraiha gets sad or serious.
>wipe the tears away
>watch for fuzz in your mouth
I've made a lady sad, therefore it's my responsibility to make you happy again.
What can old Sinbad do for you?
>>762788
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
>watching the tree go
That took 200 years to grow, you know.
No.762790
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>>762788
I think so.
>>762789
>
I will be okey.
No.762791
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>>762789
AND IT ONLY TOOK ONE SECOND FOR IT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
>>762790
Eh maybe you're right, maybe I can't see because I'm blinded by absolute rage.
No.762792
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>>762790
Are you suuuuure?
>
You might be okay, but I'm kinda worried for your stomach now after all those pastries.
>>762791
I'm getting the distinct impression you're upset with me right now.
No.762793
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>>762791
>:C
I should be going now.
>>762792
>hurk
Oh no...
>runs off
No.762798
>>762793
>nice
>nice
You've done it again, Sinbad!
No.762799
>>762792
What'd ever give you that idea?
>>762793
See you later.
No.762801
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>>762799
I read your waves
>flips out the window
No.762802
>>762801
Was...was that a sailor metaphor again...?
>sigh
Forget it.
No.762810
She actually meant it.
To think Ima no tsurugi had life, I never would have thought.
No.762814
>looks at the wall
>there's a "Borb" poster
>angry grumbling
No.762816
>looking up at the night sky
Such a shame... had events gone about differently maybe she'd still be here.
No.762818
>>762816
You cannot monologue to yourself without expecting someone to ask what you're talking about, you realize.
No.762819
>>762818
A man can't have thoughts for himself in this day and age? Truly dark times are upon us.
No.762820
>>762819
It is not thinking if you do it aloud.
No.762821
>>762820
And what are you, little orb, to define to me what thought is.
No.762822
>>762821
I cannot define it to you, but to me it is remaining silent in your thinking than saying aloud.
Definitions change from person to person, though. So whatever may work for me may not work for you.
No.762823
No.762824
>>762822
Moving goalposts so soon? Maybe you're not a small knight after all.
No.762825
>>762824
What would you say I am, then?
No.762826
>>762825
Given your craven yet arrogant nature I can only assume some newfangled honey badger.
No.762827
>>762826
Honey...badger...?
>???
I do not see the resemblance.
No.762828
>>762827
It's some kind of rat that's forgotten its place as a rodent.
No.762829
>>762828
Hrmph, I do not need to take this.
No.762830
>>762829
So scurry back to your hole. Like a mouse.
No.762831
File: 1458701963363.jpg (52.37 KB, 571x227, 571:227, mfw the Halberd crashes YE….jpg)
No.762832
>>762831
Oh? The mouse deigns to be a lion now?
No.762833
>>762832
If you are willing to say those words, then you are willing to defend them!
Aren't you?
No.762834
>>762833
You must be confused. Allow me to clear that up for you.
Making demands of the voivode within his domain is tantamount to suicide.
Are you so eager to see the end of the mortal coil? I've been there myself. It's quite breathtaking.
>Vlad you can't make puns in a threat come on
No.762836
>>762834
I will not allow my honor to be soiled!
If it means the end, then so be it! I've gone up against worse odds!
No.762837
>>762835
Good timing. I have something to ask you once I've dealt with this...
>looks at the poster
"Borb."
>>762836
So you have some conviction after all.
No.762838
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>>762837
Please try not to make too many puns like that.
>elegantly sips her tea
No.762839
File: 1458702762737.jpg (392.5 KB, 821x1200, 821:1200, Do not challenge the borb.jpg)
>>762837
>borb
>why did you have to say that
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!
>incoming!
No.762840
>>762838
Too much like the King of Knights, I suppose.
>>762839
You're in my range.
>there be spears coming out of the floor
>and walls
>and ceiling
>try not to get turned into a flying pincushion borb
It seems I've struck a nerve.
No.762841
>>762840
You'll be a paragon of justice before we know it.
No.762842
>>762840
>good thing dese wings allow precise flight
>look out for that Galaxia heading for your face
No.762843
>hey guys
>guess who was on the floor the whole time
>and is now impaled by multiple spears
>oops
No.762844
File: 1458703310395.jpg (233.42 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-010bc1279e3e207a7cd….jpg)
>>762841
I was a paragon of justice. It just wasn't pretty justice. I'm sure that Archer understands it perfectly.
>>762842
Oh?
>spears bunching up as a barrier
How reckless of you to come this close.
>>762843
>blood crawling to Vlad's feet like little arrows on the floor
Oh my.
No.762845
File: 1458703416729.jpg (118.76 KB, 600x729, 200:243, 062ba55ac25a30c2f4d42078b0….jpg)
>>762843
I found an idiot.
>voips him over to her side, sitting next to her, legs crossed, holding a cup of tea
>>762844
Talking about justice with that red Archer just leaves me wanting to fall asleep. Ideals this, justice that. I'm not really that interested in his talk.
No.762846
>>762844
>flies back
Hiding behind your spears?
You should be.
>>762843
>looks over
That is not good...
Then again who lays on the floor of all places?
No.762847
>>762844
>believe it or not, Marc isn't alive
>please leave a message at the beep
>>762845
>and back from the dead in 3... 2... 1...
...I get the feeling I missed a lot.
>>762846
Someone who got knocked unconscious.
>but Moonman you did that to yourself
No.762848
>>762845
I find him quite relatable. Something rare among us. The closest second would be that Carmilla.
>>762846
Oh, I'm not hiding. I am my spears.
>speaking of
>there are a lot jutting out of him
>and they shoot out like harpoons
Catch.
>>762847
>all this tasty blood for myself then
>thanks brah
No.762849
>>762847
I got here when they started arguing.
>>762848
As the self-appointed patron guardian of Servants, that makes me happier than you'd expect~!
No.762850
>>762847
And nobody woke you up?
...sheesh.
>>762848
You are you wh-
>slices some before they even reach him
>avoids others
>about three manage to knock him over
NO
>falls on the ground
>just barely between two spears
>thank goodness for small size
No.762851
>>762848
>not like I need it
>being a pseudo-zombie's nice sometimes
>>762849
Well, I've been knocked out for most of the day, so...
>>762850
I don't think anyone even noticed I was here. Which is weird, considering I probably stick out more than anyone else that's shown up here.
No.762852
>>762849
Oddly enough we share a hobby with that other Caster woman.
>knitting club is go
>>762850
Care to surrender now?
No.762853
>>762851
I would not say that.
>>762852
No--
>mask starts to crack
Fine.
No.762854
File: 1458704070523.png (282.03 KB, 655x861, 655:861, 5c5380860b78630154efb91655….png)
>>762851
How did you manage that?
>>762852
Medea?
>hmm
Are you her fabled knitter-in-arms?
No.762855
File: 1458704178165.jpg (375.48 KB, 783x1214, 783:1214, Business in the front, psy….jpg)
>>762853
Okay, maybe not everyone. But I'm still pretty hard to miss.
>>762854
It's... better if you don't know.
No.762856
>>762853
Very wise choice.
>all the spears retract
>maybe a few inches shorter from firing off ones from himself
>tfw gotta use own biomass for those
>>762854
...The what.
>uh
>clears throat
I wanted to ask of you for an opinion.
>
Does this make me look any better?
No.762857
File: 1458704363157.png (696.93 KB, 1074x1517, 1074:1517, 5a931eb7844154bf4fa1fd9c01….png)
>>762855
Now you've got me even more curious.
>>762856
You look like a prince more than anything. It's different, but not unwanted.
No.762858
>>762855
Perhaps they thought of you as a blanket?
It is the the only option i can thing of.
>>762856
I know when a fight is over and when that happens, a fight is indeed over.
No.762859
>>762857
Jeez. It's not that important, honest.
>>762858
That... actually makes sense.
No.762860
>>762857
>beard mode go
I was called the Impaling Prince before I obtained my more fitting title of Lord of Executioners.
>stroking the beard
It's nice to look young again from time to time.
>>762858
It was a silly little scuffle.
No.762861
>>762859
Your capes is indeed very long.
So yes, and knowing this place nobody cared enough to try and pick something up they didn't have to.
>>762860
Yes I must have gotten carried away.
I do not like that word.
No.762862
>>762859
It's okay, everyone trips and falls.
>>762860
I think I prefer the grandfather look you have. And I'm sure the little ones do too.
No.762863
>>762861
That's what it says on the poster. It's a cathartic word to say.
>>762862
I appreciate that.
>thinkgen about Jack
I should move back into my old castle and see what my reincarnated self has done with it.
No.762864
>>762861
Sounds about right. A place like this doesn't mix very well with nice people.
>>762862
...Suuure, let's go with that.
No.762865
>>762863
>i bet King Dedede did this
It is a very offensive word, it was made to insult me.
>>762864
There are some around but...really I don't think they'd care to help even then.
No.762866
>>762863
I think you'll enjoy it. I haven't been myself but Medea says it's perfect for magical laboratories.
>>762864
Unless you tell me what it is, I'm gonna have to assume.
No.762867
>>762865
How can something like "borb" be offensive.
What does it even mean?
>>762866
It does have an alchemy laboratory. I figured she would like it and the marble gallery.
It's quite the lavish abode.
No.762868
>>762865
As sad as it sounds, you're pretty much hitting the nail on the head.
>>762866
>shakes his head
Like I said, it's better if I keep it a secret.
No.762869
>>762867
Not quite a greek villa but it's still spacious and perfect for a princess like her.
>>762868
>frowns
You didn't get up to magical business, did you?
No.762870
>>762867
It literally means bad orb.
I am no borb.
>>762868
Maybe it is just because you are disliked?
No.762871
>>762869
It changes its configuration every century, too. In approximately 19 years from now it'll change again.
>>762870
Short tempered, easily goaded, and spherical. I'd say you are a borb.
No.762872
>>762869
Of course not. I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy.
>>762870
>this disappoints the Moon Knight
...That too.
No.762873
>>762871
>squint
It is like you are intentionally trying to make me mad.
>>762872
Another possibility is that they were too busy with their own things to even notice.
Or it is a combination of them all.
No.762874
>taking an online quiz
>!!
How did it know!
No.762875
>>762871
Is that intentional? That just sounds really inconvenient. If my temple did that I'd be furious.
>>762872
I would strongly prefer if you could be kept out of any of this mumbo jumbo.
No.762876
>>762873
Probably a combination, if I had to guess.
>>762875
What makes you think I'd wanna mess around with magic, anyway?
No.762877
>>762873
You'll only prove me right.
>>762874
That thing is dangerous.
>>762875
It's a defense mechanism to prevent my enemies from creating accurate mapping and documentation of its contents in their attempts to kill me.
No.762878
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>>762876
That is most likely the correct answer.
>>762877
Not this time.
>
No.762879
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>>762877
Dangerous?
>looks at the computer Arthur
>back to Vlad
>the computer Arty is staring at Vlad too now
Are you feeling alright?
No.762880
>>762874
African and European Swallows?
>>762876
Getting caught up in this is far easier than you would expect. Even more so considering who you're talking to.
>>762877
But every century too? Yikes. At least they don't come that often.
No.762881
>>762879
>I'm gonna BEI it
You heard me.
>>762880
You have no idea. Every century someone does come from some stupid clan of the disgraced boyars I removed from power during my reign.
They simply can't get over the past.
No.762882
>>762878
If all those multiple choice tests in school taught me anything, it's to always pick "all of the above."
>>762880
I don't even know what I'd want to use magic for. I'm not about to start practicing anytime soon.
No.762883
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>>762880
Oh yes, it's a very thriving field of study now!
If all the pigeons go extinct, it will be nice to know which swallows you can use for delivering messages and how much load they can carry.
Kanno say it's "functionally useless" but I made a poster about it so that must make it true.
>>762881
Well, you were also arguing with a beach ball, so...
No.762884
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>>762881
That just seems like a prank at this point. Like egging your house. Except less eggs more stabby.
>>762882
Good. By the way, you're going to need to start giving me an idea of who's going to be showing up.
>>762883
Was this a big problem in your time?
No.762885
>>762883
This coming from the boy who threw a tantrum about not being paid enough attention?
>>762884
I almost don't believe it. It's been what, six hundred years?
The time to move on was five hundred and seventy years ago.
No.762886
>>762884
It was the biggest problem.
Only the nobility was allowed that kind of knowledge, and any poor sap that wasn't in the know was liable to be tossed over a bridge by a mad wizard.
>despondent head shaking
>>762885
>:I
It's unlike you to use fallacious reasoning like that, voivode.
No.762887
>>762884
Jason's definitely gonna show up. Spider-Man might swing by too, though he might've been joking. I'm not sure about anyone else, but I'll start asking around.
No.762888
>>762887
Show up for what now?
No.762889
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>>762885
That's how long it's been going on for? You really must have offended some great ancestor or something.
>>762886
Just what kind of kingdom did you run? Your wizards sound like they were out of control.
>>762887
I've got half a mind to just get catering, actually. Is that lazy?
No.762890
>>762886
>checking something off a list
>"can't take banter"
It's all fun and games until someone get stabbed.
Besides, you're hardly one to talk of the mentality of others. At times you're a frightened crying girl or a loud boisterous glutton or even a selfish destructive fool.
It's a wonder you don't get mental whiplash. At least I'm consistent.
>>762889
I impaled very many people, Tamamo. Heathens and unproductive wastes of flesh alike. They're just upset I took away their privilege to sit around on their fat rears while Wallachia suffered.
I wager that by now, the original reason has all but been forgotten by the new generation who just do it out of tradition.
No.762891
>>762888
Remember how you were joking about me getting married yesterday? Well... it's happening.
>somewhere out there, Ron Paul is freaking the fuck out
>>762889
I don't think it is.
No.762892
>>762891
...oh my god you're serious, aren't you?
No.762893
>>762889
I was busy liquidating hundreds of Saxons at a time, it wasn't really the first thing on my mind to take care of the wizards. Or third or fourth.
Merlin had his hands full too, just with...well, you probably know.
>>762890
True, but I stand by my being useless instead of passing the buck.
Also I think it's called cognitive dissonance.
No.762894
>>762890
>giggles
I'm not sure why but I find that kind of funny.
>>762891
I'll have to check on the status of my donation box in that case.
>internally dreading
>>762893
Chasing tail?
No.762895
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>>762892
As serious as I always am, Pete.
>>762894
>smile
Why don't you let me worry about paying for everything?
No.762896
>>762895
Well alright. I...think you showed up to mine? So I might as well come to yours.
No.762897
>>762893
So you say. But there are no scapegoats here.
>>762894
I do hope that Medea and that boy fare well in there. My familiars and servants should still be around, reanimated and bound to service of the castle.
>
I dabbled in a lot of black magic as the voivode. It went entirely undocumented so it doesn't reflect on me as a Servant, sadly.
No.762898
File: 1458707760059.jpg (211.72 KB, 700x701, 700:701, d54cefc15fed66594c6fa6b210….jpg)
>>762894
Um...
>takes a book out
>The Male Ditz: A Survival Guide
Yes!
>>762897
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.762899
>>762895
I've gotta take some responsibility somehow. It's a noblewoman's duty!
>>762897
>!
I hope you mentioned that to her! Jack lives in that castle you know!
>>762898
Oh, you follow that book series too?
No.762900
>>762898
>scribbles a side-note on the list
>"Vlad 1, Arthur 0"
In other news, you've not been rampaging all blackened lately. I assume you and your Master have squared things.
>>762899
They'll be fine. The boy has the same power of dominance over the castle that I do. They'll obey unquestioningly.
The castle wouldn't have allowed them entry had it not been so. It's almost alive in a sense.
No.762901
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>>762896
>thumbs up
Appreciate it. Having a loudmouth like you around will make everything feel a lot more lively.
>was that a joke?
>signs point to maybe
>>762899
You know if you don't let me handle it, I'm just going to slip a bunch of cash in your donation box when you're not looking, right?
No.762902
>>762901
Well thanks for the invite, I really appreciate it.
>SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
BECAUSE I AM NOT REALLY SPIDER-MAN,I AM MYSTERIOOOOOOOOOO!
No.762903
>crashes through wall
I meant to do that
No.762904
File: 1458708357686.jpg (42.18 KB, 313x499, 313:499, tumblr_n0kfp9EIAn1rsth9yo8….jpg)
>>762899
I was given the complete collection for Christmas!
It came with a Female Ditz book too but nobody I know has a need for it, so I use it as a paperweight.
>>762900
I think so, she's been talking of a surprise but I haven't been able to get it out of her yet.
But as God is my witness, I will uncover all secrets.
No.762906
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>>762900
>frowns
I hope none of them have gotten into anything serious...
>>762901
Dirty money! I can't accept it!
>holding her hand out anyway
>>762904
They had me write the foreword in "A Wilderness Survival Guide."
No.762907
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>>762904
Doesn't that ruin the whole point of a surprise. Then you'll just have wasted everyone's time.
Do you intentionally search for ways to make a mess of things? I've cleaned up after you once, twice is pushing it.
>>762906
I'll ask next time we meet for our group activity.
No.762908
>>762902
>blink
>blink
...Mysterio, are you really so lonely that you impersonated Spider-Man just to get invited?
>>762903
Suuure you did.
>>762906
>money: given
If you're going to go through all this trouble for me, I can at least try and make things easier for you.
No.762909
File: 1458708820271.png (871.54 KB, 950x734, 475:367, Illusions how do they work.png)
>>762903
No you didn't!
>>762908
No I was so lonely I was hoping for his wife to show up...
I'll take a wedding invitation too, though.
No.762911
>>762906
A celebrity...
Would you sign my book, Caster? It would cut the teasing at home down by at least 20%.
>>762907
You needn't trouble yourself any further, it has no impact on you, does it?
Or do you believe that a king can operate successfully while secrets abound?
No.762913
>>762912
>pops out of the other box
...the bastards must've gotten to him too...
No.762914
>>762907
Group activity? So you do knit with her then!
>>762908
>counts it all up
Thank you for your kind patronage~
>>762911
Cas-ko is fine. I'd be happy to do a book signing if it cuts down on the bullying of ditzes.
No.762915
File: 1458709123002.gif (Spoiler Image, 565.96 KB, 578x553, 578:553, 1458669273918.gif)
>>762913
>and then a limo burst out of the swamp
>at a 90 degree angle
>IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR YA RAIDEN
>window rolls down
>every time I'm in the street I hear GATGATGATGAT
DRIVE BY, BITCH
No.762916
>>762911
>shakes his head
It's your ruin, not mine.
>>762914
It's nice to share hobbies.
>not going to mention Aacha's in it too
No.762917
No.762918
No.762919
>>762915
>leaps out of the way
HOLY SHIT
No.762920
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>>762914
>book produced
Do you know if there's a cure yet?
Or would that be counter intuitive...
>>762916
That sounds pretty serious, do you know what it is?
No.762921
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>>762909
>sighs
This is probably a bad move on my part, but fine. Just don't cause trouble.
>>762914
Yeah, yeah... you'll do more with that money than I would, anyway.
No.762922
>>762919
>limo screeches to a halt
I hear you've been mighty busy, Jack the Ripper.
Or should I just call ya "shmuck" now, 'cause that's all ya are to this country!
Killing a righteous God-fearin' guy like Sundowner. Oughtta be ashaaaaaaaaaaamed!
No.762923
>>762921
Actually I won't be going.
I'm just going to be using this invite for bragging rights with the boys at the Bar with No Name.
They can't say they've been invited to weddings.
No.762924
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>>762916
How noble of her to hide your true identity.
>>762920
>signing with a calligraphy brush
I'm bound by contract to remain silent, unfortunately.
>poses for a sudden photo op
>turns back
It's better this way.
>>762921
What do you do with all this money?
No.762925
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>>762922
I didn't kill him...I was this close to doing so, though.
Guess your links with Desperado are more deep than I initially thought. Maybe you were a pawn in their game but you're more than that.
Sundowner was a monster, I'm glad he's gone.
No.762926
>>762920
I'll never tell.
>>762924
I'm surprised you didn't already know. Everyone comes to me when their clothes are torn.
No.762927
>>762923
Didn't Doc Ock try to marry Spider-Man's aunt once... for some reason? Nobody got invited to that?
>>762924
Spend it on more tools to play superhero with, mostly.
No.762928
>>762925
A pawn? A pawn?
You think the Donald is a friggin' pawn? That big lunk with the forehead is my goddamn Vice President candidate now!
And it's allllll 'cause of you, Jacky boy. The moat economy will kickstart the exact kinda reaction we should be having to these jokers!
You think you're in the know, ah? Do you even know about Brussels?
No.762929
>>762927
He did more than just briefly marry her, trust me. He brags about what they did all the time.
I swear, he's been with an old woman, a midget, and a fat woman. Into some weird kinks I tell ya.
No.762930
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>>762924
>blinking from the flash
>that picture is going to one half fluff and one half concentrated GLEAM~
Sorry about the waste of film, it's a defense mechanism.
>>762926
Never is a long time, voivode.
>:3c
No.762931
>>762927
>>762929
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
No.762932
>>762928
The moat economy is going down!
And that big lunk had a heart attack, you're gonna need a new candidate.
No.762933
>>762929
>shudders a little
Weird is putting it lightly.
>>762931
You're goddamn right I don't understand. I don't want to understand.
No.762934
>>762932
This is what I've been saying, Raiden. And you didn't answer my question, so quit being such a big fat mess.
A sweet Belgian girl was lying around with half her goddamn face off because of these savages, I'm gonna be the one to stop this madness and I ain't letting some African get in the way because of his morals!
We all got morals, ya moron! We all got problems! But it's time to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
No.762935
>>762931
Can't say I do.
Not like you can do much better.
>>762933
See that guy? He was the leader of the S6.
That guy is why we lost.
No.762936
>>762926
I usually ask Archer. He always did it for Hakuno so I always ask him.
>>762927
>tucks away the wad of bills
No comment.
>>762930
It's okay. Most people don't believe I'm real, anyway.
No.762937
>>762933
But I prepared a seven minute long presentation just in case.
>arms pin Moonman down
And you're going to listen until you understand!
>>762935
That's not it at all!
No.762938
>>762930
A very long time. I'm sure patience is a virtue you've tamed, hmm?
>:3c
>>762936
There's a saying about mongolians being the exception to most things. I suppose it holds true for you Far East Servants.
No.762939
>>762934
Then it's time to start worrying about the ones that cause problems instead of the ones that don't!
Just because one person does something doesn't make the rest of his people as bad as he is!
No.762940
>>762935
Isn't he supposed to be... you know, a genius?
>>762936
What, would you prefer if I used it to take everyone to Disneyland or something?
>>762937
>pinned down
...This is gonna be like that one scene from A Clockwork Orange, isn't it.
No.762941
>>762936
There's a fair number convinced I'm as fabricated as Gilgamesh, but I've never let it bother me.
>hmm
>snaps a picture of fox and Vlad
>it just shows a floating mirror
I see!
>>762938
>pout
More recently than you might think.
No.762942
>>762937
Yes it is, it's because your standards are low because they have to be. You would never ever get an actually attractive woman in your life.
Unlike myself, who will accept no less than the hottest of women. I deserve it.
>>762940
You'd think that, wouldn't you?
I should've been leader.
No.762943
>>762939
I'd call you a big stupid idiot again but that doesn't seem to be workin' so good. And I do that for a living!
So instead I'm gonna tell you a story, Raiden.
No.762944
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>>762938
We're all a little eccentric in some way or another. Just because we're not the grail's first choice doesn't mean we should be underestimated!
>>762940
>!!
Would you?
>>762941
It's much easier to say that when you're walking on the same plane as they do, isn't it?
No.762945
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>>762943
Aaaaalright, go on.
No.762946
>>762941
I had a feeling you'd say that.
>>762944
You did kill Run Ru and I.
No.762947
>>762940
Please. They got the idea from me.
>ahem
Chapter One: I am born.
>arms come down with eyedrops
>sigh
Whoever's the owner of the white mask, please take it off.
>>762942
That's what you think! Otto Octavius is a scientist, you dimwit. Of course I know what happens if one courts a woman at a generally accepted level of attractiveness. I'm doing something different, I'm trying something bolder!
And because the cops don't care as much when you experiment on them and it goes wrong.
No.762948
>>762942
You really think that would've given you a better shot at beating Spider-Man?
>>762944
Sure, why not? It could be fun.
>>762947
Uh, hello? You've got my arms.
No.762949
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>>762944
>???
>just
>drops a paper airplane on the ground
>Steps on it
Uh...?
>>762946
Caster killed you?
No.762950
>>762947
Oh yes experimenting on them to make them more like your bizarro kinks.
Yes, that'll just go so well.
I don't experiment, I'd rather have a woman who thinks of herself as an actress. A rising starlet...so I can ride her coattails.
Also because starlets are usually attractive as hell.
>>762948
Who else would lead it?
Who else in that group would be so worthy?
No.762951
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>>762945
Alright so it's a long friggin' time ago, right? Like, Nazi old, and that's pretty damn old.
My old man was schooled in the school of hard knocks, and also one of the Philosophers schools.
>DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN
He taught me everything I know. He only gave me a small loan of a million dollars, y'know.
You don't know what the Boss wants, Raiden.
No.762952
>>762946
A necessary sacrifice. Nothing personal, right? I'm sure those off colour jokes you made was just banter.
>>762948
Disneyland is great. I don't even need to hide my ears or tail.
>>762949
Now imagine if they were on the same plane. It's easy to say you exist because you're so close together. Say if you weren't standing on the plane. Then they could say you didn't exist right?
No.762953
>>762948
And now I've got your nose!
>pinches his nose
Butterfingers!
>>762950
Skin deep! You're so shallow you wouldn't even qualify as a hydroplaning hazard!
You wouldn't know what to do with a real woman.
No.762954
>>762951
Not saying I do, Trump. I don't care either!
If you knew me you would know that, but I guess you don't know Jack!
No.762955
>>762949
You weren't summoned to the Moon Cell war, I see.
One of your knights was. I believe the boy that was his Master called him Gawain.
>>762952
I was in a broken state at the time, unsure of what to put stock in. Run Ru may have been a terrible human being, but she was honest with her desires.
I wish she could've been saved, is all.
No.762956
>>762954
THAT'S IT.
>[ Y A F I R E D ]
>Trump's second Stand he inherited from his father like the rest of his money
IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD, JACK.
>flames everywhere
No.762957
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>>762950
I don't know... Kraven, maybe?
>>762952
All the more reason to go, right?
>>762953
>what
>h
>a
>t
...Did you forget to take your medicine this morning, Doc?
No.762958
>>762951
TRUMP! You've got a lot to answer for.
No.762959
>>762953
Of course I do!
Sex.
Obviously.
>>762957
>looks at him
>just...looks at him
...really?
No.762960
>>762956
That's the thing!
I don't hit the road! I come back, Jack, do it again!
>>762958
...you want to handle this one, Boss?
No.762961
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>>762952
Er...
>processing
>staring at the plane
Are we still talking about planes?
>>762955
I had my own time in the Labyrinth War, thank you very much.
>I had to see her again
>rrrrr
Gawain?
No.762962
>>762957
Is there a third option?
>>762959
That...I can't dispute that.
We'll rock paper scissors for leadership next time.
No.762963
>>762958
Big Boss! Nice of you to show up FORTY YEARS TOO LATE.
YOU'RE A BIG FAT MESS, JACK
>>762960
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I PUT HIM ON A STICK
No.762964
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>>762955
It wasn't a system where anyone could have been saved, unfortunately.
>>762957
Of course! We'll have to bring everyone.
>>762961
Don't worry too much about it. It'll make sense later.
>tumbles away
No.762965
>>762960
I swore that I would never allow anyone else to corrupt Boss' dream.
This ends. In the only way it can end.
>>762963
I'm going to have to make you 「L I S T EN」.
>MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRIIIIIIINGS
This ends, Trump. You see, your business partner, the one funding your little moat excursion... was me. Armstrong died already.
And now? I'm crashing this venture and your campaign.
It all comes crumbling down. There's no walls to save you here.
No.762966
>>762963
>hops out of the limo
Let me handle him the cyborg, he needs to pay for what he did to Sundowner...twice.
>readies sais
You can take care of the old man.
>>762960
>points them at Raiden
TIME TO DIE, JACK.
No.762967
>>762959
If it had to be someone other than you or Ock, yeah. Now Vulture being the leader, that'd be a real trainwreck.
>>762962
Well, there's "Yes", "Yeah", and "All of the above." Take your pick.
>>762964
>chuckles
Sounds good to me.
No.762968
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>>762961
Tell me he wasn't that much of a brown noser in life. I would've punished a sycophant like that.
>>762964
Not conventionally...
No.762969
>>762963
You're delusional if you think you're gonna make me go away!
>>762965
Fine, Boss.
I'll handle his new second in command.
>>762966
You're going down, Monsoon!
No.762970
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>>762964
I'm not sure I'll ever understand foxes...
>crosses it off on a list of animals to understand
>>762968
Gawain is a very...dedicated young man.
Considering he's my nephew, don't you think you could cut him some slack?
No.762971
>>762967
Oh god, the old man?
I mean I would've picked Sandman.
Now Electro would've been even worse than anybody else.
>>762962
Ffffffffine, I'll work with that.
No.762972
>>762970
Remember who you're talking to and ask me that again.
No.762973
>>762965
>making blah blah hand gestures
>Trump's 「E G O」is ignoring the Stand!
It's funny to me that you think that.
Get real, Jack. You think I'm gonna let some two-bit jughead from the mountains give me his money? I bet he was smokin' crystal marijuana up there too!
You got no cards in this stack, Big Boss. You're just another old hippie.
>>762966
Yeah you got it, Asian One.
Lemme know when the hot chica and the cripple show up, ah? Reminds me of Ivana she does.
>>762969
Guess again, joker!
No.762974
>>762967
I liked Taskmaster better than you anyway.
>squeezing
>>762971
Good.
Hot potato.
>tosses moonman
No.762975
No.762976
>>762969
You did it once. You can do it again.
>>762973
>that's adorable
>have some Charisma A
Don't I.
Kaz. Shut it down.
No.762977
>>762969
That's where you're wrong, instead you'll find that I'm going up!
>hovers into the air
>INCOMING
>>762973
You mean Mistral and Khamsin? Mistral didn't feel like joining our little venture...and nobody really cares about Khamsin. I forgot he even existed!
We won't need 'em, though. We'll finish these two nice and slowly.
No.762979
>>762971
Good point. Electro's plan for taking down Spidey would just be to call him a "born loser", run away, and hope it was a big enough hit to his self-esteem to make him give up being a hero.
>>762974
>pain tolerance 2high to care about the squeezing
Really? Taskmaster's pretty pathet- WHOA!
>thrown
No.762980
>>762976
>ROADROLLA DA
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>punching the everloving shit out of the steamroller on Trump
No.762981
>>762976
It'll be easy.
>>762973
No you guess again!
..this'd be the part where I run at you but that isn't my plan.
>>762977
>parry
>goes in for the SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE
Not for long!
No.762982
>>762979
That and he has electric powers! He should have...like...Magneto level powers at the very least!
Instead he just...robs banks! Like a loser!
>catches him
>>762974
>tosses him back
Hot potato!
No.762983
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>>762976
You're out of line, damn it!
You wanna know where the American Legacy went, big man?
You're lookin' at him!
>>762977
A frog surrendering without a fight, where have I heard that a million times before, eh?
>AUDIENCE CHEERING
Breaks my heart to hear that about uh, Cameron or whatever the hell his name was. A true patriot scared like that.
>>762980
>oh you're just asking for it
>「'ZA WARRU」
>everything shall return as it once was
>Kaz and roadroller are gonezos
GET EM OUTTA HERE
>>762981
Have fun, I got people to do that for me!
No.762984
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>>762979
Yeah, but he has a skull for a face.
What do you have, a little moon on yours?
Little Moon Boy is way more pathetic.
>>762982
>smashes him into the ground
Butterfingers.
No.762985
>>762980
Maybe having a vampire best friend can be a good thing... oh, we're definitely terrorists again now.
>>762981
Trump's taken care of at least.
>>762983
Actually I had the American Legacy since 1970. Idiot.
You're just a kraut in a bad toupee stirring up the people. If only Bucky was here. He'd know who I'm talking about.
>Patriot aimed
Now lie down like a good dog.
No.762986
>>762982
Well, he pretty much is a loser- GOD DAMN IT!
>thrown
>again
>>762984
Says the guy who named himself after an octop-
>smashed
>muffled "Ow."
No.762987
>>762978
Now, it's time...
>shades: on
to go shopping.
No.762988
>>762981
>nopes each and every slice
Is that the best you can do, Jack?
Growing soft are we?!
>RED PHOSPHORUS
>did it get foggy all of a sudden
HAHAHAH INFRARED IS USELESS
>WHERE'S HE COMING FROM
>>762983
She was always the weakest of us...without that dead weight we have more funding for other things. Like Sundowner's new and improved body.
You're gonna love it. Gonna be real good for the construction of the new moat!
And yes...poor Carlton? Carlton, yeah. He was the best of us...and the worst of us. I guess.
No.762989
>>762986
You've got that right!
>>762984
You know what? You're alright sometimes, Doc.
That was fun.
No.762990
>Wanders in and pours himself coffee
No.762991
>>762985
Ha! You think I mean the regular Philosophers!
Where do you think the Shadow Patriots came from, numbnuts?
Now you tell me what the hell kind of good you're doing whacking a good ol' boy like me, huh? Can't you see what's happening to this country!
>>762988
Too true. Send his family a gift basket, will you?
And don't go spending all that money like you own it.
>>762990
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
No.762992
>>762985
Just gotta take care of the rest of Desperado and World Marshall.
>>762988
>gets knocked down
>sword flies out of his hand
Dammit!
>>762983
It shows!
No.762994
>>762986
Confirmed for not knowing the first thing about octopuses.
It's sad really to see the state of education.
>>762989
You mean all the time.
And I just remembered I'm late for a very important date.
>tuxedo time
>swings out
No.762995
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No.762996
>>762990
You're keeping busy, I see.
>>762991
>
I don't care what happens to this country. It's been garbage since Kennedy died and it'll be garbage to the last.
You mocked my Boss. For that you must die.
>press square to shoot Trump
>☐
No.762997
>>762993
ALL A YOU SPACE FREAKS
ALL A YOU ANIMES
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>762996
If you love Kennedy so much why don't you marry him!
And you failed the Boss, you moron! It's yourfaul-
>bang
>MMM WHATCHA SAY
No.762998
>>762991
Eh?
He had a family? I mean of course he did, yeah.
And don't worry, we were workin' on it before you so graciously started funding us. Your funds will just go for adding extras that'll make sure he doesn't die like he did here earlier.
You need a good second in command after all!
>>762992
>magnetically grabs the sword
A warrior without his weapon is akin to a man without his clothes, Jack!
You never get caught with you pants down!
>throws it back at him
No.762999
>>762989
>slowly getting back up
>GLARE
>you feel your heart rate going apeshit yet, Mysterio?
...This is the part where you run away.
>>762994
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker the next time I see him.
>You know, the full moon's tomorrow night. You'll be tough enough to bend those arms of his into the shape of a pretzel.
You don't say...
No.763000
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>>762998
>grabs the sword
Then it's a good thing I never wear pants, huh?
No.763001
>>762994
I bet he's dating a cripple this time.
Does he...have a checklist for this stuff?
>>762999
Hm.
>bamf
No.763002
>>762997
No, Trump. I never was following Boss' dream. I was just stopping Zero's.
Burn in Hell like the rest of this godforsaken country.
>>763000
It's done. Once you've finished with Desperado we can put this chapter behind us.
No.763003
>>762998
>gets up after a second
>bullet falls out of his temple
>his grey forehead returns to normal
Wew, you boys deserve a bonus for that nanomachine junk!
You want a yacht? I got lots of yachts.
>>763002
Then you're a goddamned pussy, and you don't deserve to be an expat!
>tackles
>OLD MEN
>WRESTLING THE WORLD
No.763004
>>762997
Nah, you don't have the high ground to get to make demands like that. You be happy I haven't dropped anything on North America since Kansas and pray I don't decide to occupy New York again. Do we have an understanding or do you require a demonstration?
No.763005
>>763001
>breathing heavily
...The world should feel lucky that I haven't been bitten by a radioactive spider.
No.763006
>>763003
>A NEW AGE
>>
You made the worst decision of your life when you opened your mouth about Boss' dream.
Now I'm going to beat you into a pulp. No more playing around.
No.763007
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>>763000
>magnetically grabs the sword while its in his hands
>cackles
FATAL MISTAKE, JACK!
>>763003
You like it, huh?
Yeah we could use some new yachts.
No.763008
>>763004
Yeah okay, you have fun playing dolls in lala land, Anakin. Some of us have real stuff to be doing like making sure our infrastructure isn't dependent on you fucks!
>>763006
>oof
>WHAT WILL TRUMP DO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>HE'S
>HE'S
>DANCING
Horus, hear my plea!
Send unto this land your soldiers, clad in the burning rage that will drive Chaos from this land!
>>763007
Forty yachts it is!
No.763009
>>763002
Might not be easy, what with them talking about Sundowner's new body...but at least I can put that son of a bitch in the ground myself this time!
>>763007
>hovering in the air
>swings off of the sword and into Monsoon's face
No.763010
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>>763008
>hey
>hey Trump
>what's that heading for your face?
No.763011
>watching the proceedings
>eating a bagel
>!!
>spits it out in disgust
No...
They forgot the cream cheese!
No.763012
>>763008
That's... unbelievably pathetic.
>just kinda
>goes into the codec screen
>entirely ignoring Trump
Snake. Come in. What's the status on the tower?
>>763009
Trump's infused with nanomachines the same grade as Armstrong's. I can't punch through him. This is going to be more difficult than I thought.
No.763013
>>763010
>byooeep
What tower.
>YYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
No.763014
>>763008
You're just the best, we'll use them well.
Maybe throw them into the moat, and arm them to the teeth with only the finest weaponry! It'll be just like Phnom Penh...but deadlier!
>>763009
>head goes flying off
And here I thought you were the one losing your head, Jack!
>floating hand grabs him by the ankle
>tosses him to the ground
>pins him down
Any last words, Jack?!
>
No.763015
No.763016
>>763008
HAH! Yeah, like you're going to support Earths population with its resources at this point. Good luck with that, buddy. I'd gladly cut y'all off and watch you backwards sheepfuckers starve to death. Hungry insurrections don't last long when their entire planet's sieged.
No.763017
>>763014
>stabbed repeatedly
AGH
>shoves him off
>grabs his sword
>tries stabbing the loose head on the ground
>>763012
I hate those damn nanomachines!
Look, I'd help but I'm busy over here!
>>763011
>don't notice don't notice don't notice
No.763018
>>763010
HA! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>Trump used GRADUATED INCOME TAX
>literally spewing money out like a shield
>>763012
You'll see! You'll all see!
>>763014
See? I love you idea guys, great stuff coming out of ya.
How would you like to be an honorary citizen while we're at it?
>>763016
Try me, puffball! America doesn't need a future with Zeon in it!
No.763020
>>763018
America doesn't have a future with you leading it one way or the other man it doesn't matter to me.
No.763021
>>763013
Oh. Whoops. I assigned that task to the FROGs.
Go get Kaz back from Japan while you're wherever you are.
>>763018
>still in the codec screen
>how is it nobody can hear outside conversations from here
>Kojimaaaaa
Blow the tower.
>Yes sir.
No.763022
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>>763017
>headless body picks the head up
Oh no you don't!
>throws it at Jack
>and then it heads back to him
I've learned since our last encounter, Jack!
It's time to say goodbye!
WELCOME TO MY CARNIVAL OF DEATH!
>pieces of the Legion form into a large saw
>like so large it cuts through all the floors and through the roof
>and it's heading right towards him
>>763018
You'd give me that privilege?
I'll take it.
No.763023
>>763018
>implying money is enough to stop the power of FREEDOM
>Cap's shield can cut through tanks, fam
Guess I'll just have to throw harder.
>annnd catch the shield
No.763024
>>763020
Just like a stupid liberal to make crap up that doesn't agree with him! You want mommy to rub your tummy too, you goddamn disgrace?
I got 70 percent of the GOP vote, bucky. And who do the blues have gunning for 'em? Eh?
A Jew and a woman. HA!
>>763021
YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LEAVE MY TOWER ALONE
>RIP AND TEAR
Fine, you wanna play buttball?
>Spirit Bomb pose
>he's raising another Tower somewhere
>>763022
All you, friendo!
Now kill that son of a bitch!
>>763023
>what are nanomachines, son
>:^)
Another closet hippie. You guys are killing me here.
OH WAIT
No.763025
>>763021
Did...Did you not hear the CSI thing?
Did I come out here for nothing?
Boss it's 200 degrees out.
No.763026
>>763019
>if I don't say anything then he won't make that big of a deal out of it
>>763022
Uh oh...
>rolls out of the way
You expect that thing to work against me? Last time you made one of those I sliced right through it!
No.763027
>>763026
>wait a minute Sin what are you doing stop
No.763028
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>>763024
>How Can Nanomachines Be Real If Trump's Hair Isn't Real?
If by "closet hippie" you mean "someone who's more American than you", you'd be right.
No.763029
>>763023
And the cavalry arrives. Good to see you, Buck.
>>763024
If you build it, I'll break it. You picked the wrong old man to start a conflict with.
I've been killing people since you were in diapers.
>>763025
>snaps his fingers
Yes.
No.763030
No.763031
No.763032
No.763033
>>763024
I've got just the plan!
>>763026
I don't want it to hit you...
>saw comes apart
>starts wrapping itself around him
I WANT IT ON YOU!
>Raiden is now encased in the saw
Like the man said, HIT THE ROAD, JACK!
>tosses the saw through the ceiling
Hehehehehehe, son of a bitch never saw it coming.
No.763034
>>763024
>Shrugs
Regardless, your party doesn't have the numbers to win another presidential election. Progress marches on one funeral at a time and it's the reason you're going to get cucked by either a woman or a jew. That's on you, man. Who's gonna' want to buy a book about that?
No.763035
>>763027
>thanks for laughing at my misery
>>763033
>breaks out mid-flight
>hops out of the saw
>INCOMING
You'll never see this coming either!
No.763036
>>763028
You sure talk a lot of shit. "More American" this, "more American" that.
When the hell was the last time you did anything for us! You gonna keep spouting useless bullshit or man up!
>>763029
Oh we'll just see about that.
>OH NO HE'S GOT A GUN
I'll infuse this 「G U N」with my 「S T A N D P O W E R」and end ya once and for all!
>>763033
Good, and get this space psycho outta here too, he's messing with the vibes!
>>763034
"Progress"
HA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Progress to what, let these people that have no business being here flood in here like they own the place? What about Brussels? What about Sweden?
So send all your assassins and keep believing your own lies! Trumpamania's running wild!
Wait...that's it!
No.763038
>>763029
Are we fighting Trump again.
No.763039
>>763036
As you wish, boss.
>>763035
>wiping his hands
Did somebody say something...?
>looks back up
>
WHAT?! NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY DOWN!
No.763040
>>763035
Just roll a chaff grenade at him. All cyborg ninjas are weak to them.
Really it's a wonder anyone ever has a problem with them. It's like they can't think for themselves when being told what to do by an enemy.
I'm beginning to realize exactly why I stopped being actively competent. It sucks the challenge out of it.
>>763036
>making a "blah blah blah" motion with his hand
>Boss has stopped giving a fuck
>>763038
You fight an equal, this is more of putting a yipping chihuahua in the corner.
No.763041
>>763029
>smile
Better late than never, right?
>whispers
I've got an idea. Play along.
>>763036
>puts his hands up
Actually... that shield throw was pretty much all I had.
>takes out a handgun
It's pretty obvious we can't win this. So here. The pistol of the Winter Soldier himself. Think of it as a, uh... war trophy.
No.763042
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>>763037
>waves at him before focusing on Monsoon
>>763039
Like I said Monsoon...
You're the one going down!
>SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICES SLICE
>>763040
>lands back down
Yeah I mean...I could do that but it wouldn't be any fun.
Sometimes I like to show off.
No.763043
>>763040
I really wouldn't call Liquid an equal, Boss.
Especially after last time.
No.763044
>>763042
>I understand now
No.763045
>>763036
Anything better. Nothing's perfect and anyone selling the idea that it can be is full of shit. Needing fear to sell your campaign is weak shit man. It only plays with unemployed idiots in their parents basements and their grumpy aging parents watching them eat away at their meager retirement that need something to scapegoat their anger at instead of each other. This is your army - the useless, fat and lazy. Your saving grace is that they'll be too inept and lethargic to drag you through the street once they realize how you use them.
Who am I kidding - your saving grace is that they're too dumb to ever realize it...
No.763046
>>763042
>"Monsoon what's goin' on out there?!"
He...he did it again.
>"Don't worry, I'll take care 'a him next time...none a' his doofy friends'll be killin' me. I got back-up a' my own now.''
...the Ripper's up and running, eh?
>Oho you bet and so is the new RAY.
Good...he'll carry on my memes...
>floating hand flips Raiden off before crumpling to the ground
No.763047
>>763043
You call that oddly homoerotic slugfest a fight? You and I had a fight. Against a machine gun you made an improvised flamethrower. That was creative thinking. I respected that.
>>763042
Fair enough.
>>763041
>eyebrow raised
Well then.
No.763048
>>763044
>now he gets it!
>>763046
Your memes end here!
>>763047
That and honestly I'm hoping Dok caught footage of that.
No.763049
>>763040
TASTE EPILEPSY, TRAITOR
YEE HA
>>763041
A war trophy? Why the hell do you think I'd want a trophy from somebody directly responsible for the destruction of America
I could buy and sell you and that gun how many times?
>a peon leans in
>1,536 times.
Hey, it's gone up since lunch!
>>763045
Listen to this guy. No, I can't even listen to this guy.
Fear? I'm speaking the truth! What you mindless progressive zombies call the truth is the bullshit you learned from your weed dealers and Colberts and Jon Stewarts!
Durrrr, bad man say thing me no like, must renege on my own SHITTY IDEOLOGY AND ATTACK HIM PERSONALLY
BRAVO, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITES
No.763050
>>763047
>do I tell him I thought the fight with Venom was harder
>...no
So we're just gonna forget about it?
No.763051
>>763047
>now is the time
>for mind games
>>763049
So do it. But you'll still need to take my gun.
No.763052
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>>763048
>
>Sin pay attention
No.763053
>>763049
You damn well use fear and to deny this is untruthful, but that's really not the standard that you're held to now is it. The raw truth is that if people want to hurt your country - they're going to hurt your country, and there's nothing you can do about it but live your life without fear and fight'em face to goddamn face. Not ban them and hide behind a wall.
You are a giant pussy.
No.763054
>>763049
I've about used up as much of the reserve of competency I set aside for you.
>silly Boss go
You'll put your eye out with that thing, Don.
>>763048
Did you catch footage of it?
Also we're reviving Solidus so he can be President again just to spite Trump.
Don't kill him. And he won't kill you if he knows what's good for him.
>>763050
>boy you had a full arsenal and rations for that
>you literally tore him apart before he could do anything don't gimme that
Why would I forget about it? My boy's a lateral thinker.
>PROUD DAD
>>763051
>but what if he's too dumb to buy it
No.763055
>>763051
Get that stupid gun out of my face.
What, you want an autograph? Here?
>whips out an autograph on the gun
>while Buck's still holding it
>>763053
Oh that's right, I'm sorry. I'm not using fear the right way! I should make people afraid and scared to be who they are! For having done nothing, we'll tell them that they're all evil!
Hey, maybe I'll drop an asteroid or two, eh? That'll really show how mature how I am!
>>763054
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
>throws the gun
>bang
STUPID GUN
No.763056
>>763052
>you should
>there'll be a quiz at the end of this thread
Uhhh...
You alright over there?
>>763054
Well I'd assume so, my eyes acts as a camera.
I really want it to show off to Sheik is all, like it'd be so cool for her to see that and--
Wait you're doing what?
>sigh
Fffffffffffffine, I won't kill him.
No.763057
>>763054
>GAWD DAD JEEZ
It comes with the territory.
So uh, do you need me to use a wormhole thing or is it pretty much taken care of over there.
No.763058
>>763054
>it's looking that way
>time for plan B
>>763055
>holsters his gun
...Okay, screw this. If Cap's shield isn't enough, I'll have to use something else.
No.763059
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>>763056
So that's it, is it.
No.763060
>>763055
Go to your room. Daddy's busy.
>>763056
But if he does do something stupid then you have my permission to murder the hell out of him.
>Boss that's your direct clone
>>763057
Activate it.
>>763058
>aw jeez
No.763061
>>763055
Nah - see that's foreign politics and I don't like you, nor do I claim to be mature. Just better than you.
No.763062
>>763059
What do you mean?
>>763060
Fine, but this isn't going to be easy for me or him.
No.763063
>>763060
Activating.
>wormhole noisessssssssss
>splash
No.763064
>>763058
How about you use your brain, stupid! What the hell are you doing attacking a presidential candidate in the first place?
>>763061
Now I know you stupid leftists aren't that good at math, so I'll give you one more shot to make a lick of sense.
Because right now you're a BIG FAT MESS, AZNABLE
No.763065
>>763062
I trust you to not utterly ruin this.
Him I'm not so sure. He was actually a good president up until he realized the Patriots were ruining everything and tried to fix it.
Then they got you involved...
>>763063
No.763067
>>763065
You're almost expecting too much, Boss.
So I guess this makes our 'family' whole, huh?
Great.
>>763066
One down apparently. Two if you count Trump over there, I doubt he has long.
Sundowner apparently has a new body. This is why I wanted to go against him alone, he wants me he wants to fight me and not anybody else.
No.763068
>>763065
Is that a...good face?
No.763069
>>763067
I have very high expectations for my sons. Except Eli. He's garbage.
>>763068
No.763070
>>763060
>prepare to be moderately surprised, Bossman
>>763064
Helping the American people avoid a mistake.
>pulls out his Avengers ID and holds it up near his mouth
This is Bucky. We're going to Plan B.
>Mjolnir drops from the sky and lands on the floor of the Hall
>annnd
>Bucky picks it up
By the way... Cap said you don't have his vote.
>WHAM
>git you smacked with enough force to level a mountain range
No.763071
>>763064
Try harder to dodge my point. You know it's true - you're hated worldwide and aren't the only big fish in the pond. If I neglect the pleasure of doing you in myself long enough Putin will fulfill ever 80's kid's Red Dawn wet dream.
Let's face it, pudgy - you aint' got nothin on bear-riding tiger-wresting Putin.
No.763072
>>763067
Every fight isn't the same. I meant what I said.
You just more on the other side than before, that's all.
>nodding
No.763074
>>763069
I thought I was your grandson?
>>763072
Alright alright, I don't mind you working with me but wait for me next time at least.
No.763075
>>763071
>distant WOLVERINES
No.763076
>>763070
>wait I was cleaning my eye do it again
>>763073
Did you like it?
>>763074
Or should I call you... brrrother.
No, because that doesn't work.
No.763077
>>763071
Putin? You're fucking joking, you have to be.
Ever hear of cultural marxism, L'Oreal? Ever hear of bending over by the big fat Rothschild dick? You're infantilizing and glorifying the Russians like some goddamn weeaboo, learn your fucking facts!
>>763070
>and knocked in the head
>Bucky'll put a SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
>LOOKS LIKE TRUMP'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
No.763079
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>>763074
No promises!
The truly careful man doesn't have a plan, he creates them as he goes along.
No.763080
>>763076
>he's still holding on to the hammer, Boss
>although having the power of THOR destroyed his shirt
>>763077
>moral of the story, kids
>you may not be able to Stump the Trump
>but you can't Fuck with Buck either
Well, that takes care of that.
>
Why did it get colder in here all of a sudden?
No.763081
>>763076
Wait I just realized this makes me related to Liquid.
And he's my uncle no less!
This makes Snake my uncle though and that's pretty cool.
>>763079
I...I guess?
Like I said though he wants to fight me so I assume he'll come fight me instead of trying to draw me out.
We won't have to worry about it.
No.763082
>>763078
Snake, do you know what day it is today?
>>763080
How about that... you're a regular Super Mario.
>>763081
We don't talk about Eli in a familial sense.
Ever.
No.763083
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>763077
>Laughing
Who do you think writes their checks?
Earth has no resources. It's all aliens.
>Points at himself
I'm not a reptile but I'm the inter-dimensional spaceman pulling the strings here.
Surprise!
Earth is easier for me to control and have the leisure time to chase tail with you nitwits divided and I know just how much control who has over who and who's hands are tiny.
No.763084
>>763081
Then it looks like you have a little time to kill.
Sitting back and watching is just so boring though.
No.763085
>>763082
>drops the hammer
>and it floats back up into the sky to find OG Thor
...I have no idea what you mean, but sure.
>grins
Good thing we have all the surveillance equipment in here. Wait 'till everyone back at base sees what I just pulled off.
No.763086
>>763082
The...the day I met Meryl?
No.763087
>>763082
Good.
I'm actually really glad for that. Family's weird enough as it is without that shirtless jackass prancing around all wildly while shouting "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER"
>>763084
Looks like I do. Not sure what to do with it...
And you sure did a fine job of that earlier.
No.763088
>>763085
You know... hammers?
And everyone's already your fanboy.
>>763086
Oh. Okay. I won't have to nag you constantly about it then.
>>763087
It hurts my soul knowing he has EVA's genes. And mine.
No.763089
>finishes his coffee
I wonder how the cadet did today.
No.763090
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>>763087
I have no idea what you mean.
No.763091
>>763088
Boss this isn't an ominous thing, right-
>ring ring
>>
>
>
>
No.763093
>>763088
I never actually...knew the guy.
Like at all. I only sometimes encounter him at Base.
Hardly ever interact.
>>763090
While I was fighting Monsoon you were just sitting there.
No.763094
>>763093
I thought you wanted to fight him alone!
Wait wait-
>holds his arm over his face like Batman
Aloooooone.
No.763096
>>763091
Stop playing back old recordings you nerd.
>>763092
Everyone.
>>763093
EVA's the mother of all my children. My real ones at least. Maybe you know her as "Big Mama."
No.763097
>>763096
Only if you stop talking about mom.
I mean I know Mother's Day was just made up during WWI to increase birthrates, but it still hurts.
No.763098
>>763094
Exactly!
And you can't do that again now?
>>763096
Yeah, I think I did actually.
No.763099
>>763098
I know when I'm not wanted!
I have a curvy golem to find anyway.
>Sin awaaaaaaaaaay
No.763100
>>763095
Speak of the she-devil.
How was your suit fitting?
>Already knows how it went
>Paid off the instructor to smuggle the tape out to him via a secure line hours ago
Did ya have fun in the trainer mobile suit?
No.763101
>>763096
I'll be honest, I kinda had no idea. Shows how much attention I've been paying lately.
>
At least I got in a good one-liner before I sent Trump into the stratosphere.
No.763102
>>763097
>
>>763098
Oh. Great! Then I don't have to monologue.
>>763101
This is why you're my favorite who isn't Snake.
No.763104
>>763100
It was... vury tight.
>tugging on her uniform shirt
Yus! It was great! Like being me, but big!
No.763105
>>763099
...what
A curvy golem?
You know what, I believe it.
>>763102
Yeah I got it, I got it.
Don't worry. I'm not in the mood for monologues anyway...
No.763106
>>763102
>that grin's only getting wider
What can I say? I'm pretty likable.
No.763107
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>>763101
Great job on that by the way. I didn't realize we were allowed to just hit him. I'm used to presidential debating.
>>763104
Exactly what I want to hear! That means you're getting it! I think you're going to be a natural.
>Nodnodnod
Maybe even a Newtype.
Only time will tell.
No.763108
>>763103
It's okay. I forgive you.
>>763105
Good. After Trump I'm not in the mood to give them.
Now is the time to relax.
>Foxy Grandpa hat on
>>763106
>ayy
The shipgirls treat you like family too.
No.763109
>>763108
Maybe I'll just-
>HERE I GOOOOOOOO
No.763111
>>763108
You really like the fact you can wear that hat now, huh?
No.763112
>>763107
You can't have a debate with somebody like Trump. Not a logical one, anyway. Hitting him was the best move we could've made.
>>763108
Yep. Life is good, no doubt about it.
No.763113
>>763109
Was it the hat?
>>763111
Yes.
>>763112
Breaking Trump's stuff and not taking him seriously works wonders too.
No.763114
No.763115
>>763113
Well I guess me being your grandkid does have a benefit.
I'm...still not sure how I feel about that.
No.763116
>>763110
>"A miserable pile of secrets"
It's hard to say for sure and it's a topic of controversy, but they're gifted individuals to say the least. Some are great pilots. Some have psychic and empathic powers... but an elite few can see time itself.
No.763117
>>763113
Yeah, but I really wanted to hit him.
No.763118
>>763116
>BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
See time?
I em just vury strong. Big Boss taught me since I was 7 years.
No.763119
>>763115
WAHAHAHA! Are you embarrassed? What could be better?
>>763117
I had my fun doing that too. He tried to tackle me. Me! Co-creator of CQC!
No.763120
>>763119
Maybe a little. I never thought of myself as having a parental figure in my life. Not used to it.
No.763121
>>763119
What else would you expect from somebody as dim as he is?
No.763122
>>763112
>Rolling his eyes
Yeah, yeah. But I made a promise to someone to always try...it's not that I think I'll ever change anyone's mind - but because I want them to know why they're going to fail and why I'm going to enjoy watching it. that doesn't always make the person that promise was to happy but whatever - I said I'd try I never said I'd try hard.
>>763118
>...
>Had been on the lamb since his father was assassinated when he was 8.
>A childhood of fighting isn't easy
Hm.
... I can kind of relate...
Do you ever wonder what it would be like to grow up like a normal person?
>Genuinely asking as a spaceman with little in common with anyone
No.763123
>>763120
Lucky you caught me now and not in the 80's.
>>763121
It was hilarious.
No.763124
>>763123
What makes you say that?
No.763125
>>763122
Yus. I wanted something different, so I gave up mercenary and became police woman.
I was vury bad at it, but I got better.
No.763126
>>763122
The important thing is that you're trying to do what you think is right.
>>763123
I'd imagine so. There aren't that many people on the planet who can even come close to beating you in a fistfight.
No.763127
>>763124
I was no different from Solidus in Afghanistan. I took in child soldiers, fed them back to the battlefield as hardened mercenaries, perpetuating the prototype of the war economy to force the Patriots to deal with me, buying the rest of the world time to escape global control.
>>763126
Not counting gods or aliens, there aren't any.
No.763128
>>763127
You're right, if I met you back then I'm sure my opinion of you would've changed.
Guess you're proof that people can change, huh? Maybe Solidus can too..
No.763129
>>763125
>Uh-oh
>Char's having 2nd thoughts about sending her into harms way
...
How did it make you feel to be used like a weapon?
No.763130
>>763127
Not even Iron Fist?
No.763131
File: 1458721559402.jpg (118.64 KB, 850x1027, 850:1027, sample-77efbde4a148b665c03….jpg)
>washes in on a mud wave
Wah! That's not what I meant when I said muddy waters!
No.763132
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>>763131
>Monsoon's head gets soaked in mud
>IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER
No.763133
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>>763132
>?
Was that an Amoongas?
Milotic, get 'im!
>swishy swooshy dragon for that tushie
No.763134
>>763129
It did nut matter to me. I had a job, a family, and a place to come home to.
I became police to try something different. But then I was fired, so now I am mercenary again.
I have no problems with this.
No.763135
>>763133
>it's just a decapitated head, bro
>nothing out of the ordinary
No.763136
>>763128
That's what I'm hedging my bets on.
>>763130
Now that's a hard question... I'll have to look into him.
No.763138
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>>763137
>guess I gotta bail the kouhai out
No.763139
>>763134
>Eyes forward
Good.
No.763140
>>763136
I hope so too...so I don't feel like murdering the bastard.
And hey, maybe having a father figure can...have some kind of good impact.
>>763135
>looks at the head
I should clean that up.
No.763141
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>>763138
>it's k I've seen all the worst shit all of you have seen
RED THERE'S A HEAD HERE
No.763142
>>763136
Accessing his SHIELD file shouldn't be too hard.
No.763143
>>763139
If you are of needing my strength, do nut hesitate to call!
No.763144
>>763141
>found anything that beat Missingno yet, chimp?
Oh.
What's its hold item effect.
No.763145
>>763137
>>763140
--AND THAT'S WHY MEME THEORY IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY VALID.
Hey, looks like I'm real ahead now.
...seriously, this is the last time Sundowner ropes me into one of his stupid schemes. Should've just continued spamming Jack with those images I found on the internet but nooooooo "we gotta make America great again, Monsoon!"
No.763146
>>763144
>I did when I was you :^)
It's a head, Red! You can't hold a head!
>>763145
Oh man, it talks too!
Are you uh, ok sir?
No.763147
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>>763146
>thought so
>:3c
Really.
>Red pls emote
>or at least intone
I don't see why not. Maybe it lowers accuracy with the chatter.
Could use Trick and ruin someone's day.
No.763148
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>>763145
...how the hell are you still alive?
No.763149
>>763146
Does it look like I am?
>
>>763148
I'm not just a cyborg anymore, Jack.
I'm a robot. Full-on. You shouldn't have left my head intact!
No.763150
>>763147
If that's the case it might as well lower evasiveness too...
Does it count if what it's saying doesn't make any sense?
>jeez
It's not a Sticky Barb, you know.
>>763149
Well I don't really know what exactly you are, so I might as well stay positive!
>Blaziken poking at the head
Hey, leave it alone!
No.763151
>>763150
I had one of those.
Threw it in a Rocket Grunt's eye.
No.763152
>>763149
Well I'm going to finish the j--
>realizes he could upload himself into a new body if he does that like Sundowner did
>realizes the head of Monsoon could carry valuable information
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I need you alive.
No.763153
>>763150
What on Earth is that thing?!
Get it away from me!
>>763152
Really now? Such unexpected mercy from Jack the Rippeeeeeeeerrrrrrr.
Alright, what's the catch?
No.763154
>>763151
You were always pretty brutal to those guys. It's not like they were even really a threat.
>Ruby what are you talking about you did the same thing and more
Did you really have to drop that Iron Ball on that guy's foot?
>>763153
Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
>fightchiken away
So you're really a head? Or are you just a weird Steel Type?
No.763155
>>763153
>kneels down to the head
I want all the info you can give me on the new Desperado.
No.763156
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>>763154
He was trying to mug me.
Self-defense.
No.763157
>>763143
All in good time.
You're going to help me clean a few select unsavory characters out of the asteroid belt.
I can't say much about your assignment yet but intel is indicating your taget is exhibiting erratic behavior, like they're looking for something.
>Pouring drinks
No.763158
>>763157
Hokay. I will be using giant robut?
No.763159
>>763154
I don't have all day here.
And yes, I'm just a mere head. A robot head!
>>763155
Alright, White Devil but I think I need to benefit from this too, y'know.
Maybe you could fetch me a new body, might even start playing for your team. You and Sam's mercenary tag-team can be a tag-trio.
No.763160
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>>763156
With a Rattata?
I guess Archie tried to get the Aqua grunts to use Zigzagoons to pickpocket people during battles, but he only bred ones with Run Away.
>>763159
I thought it was rhetorical, it's a Blaziken.
Uh, Gallus Ignus if you want to get technical.
No.763161
>>763159
Maybe on the new body, absolutely not on the playing on our team thing.
We really don't like you, I'm gonna be upfront on that.
And I don't think the guys on Base do either so...no. You'll instead go run off and leave me alone forever.
No.763162
>>763160
Koffings with Self-Destruct too. Those were annoying.
Zubats with Confuse Ray too.
No.763163
>>763160
An animal, huh?
But again, are we not all animals?
>>763161
Well it'd be a great way to keep a watch on me, huh?
I can't just sink into a normal life...like you can't. Think about me Jack, or are going to just disregard my pleas?
No.763164
>>763158
When necessary. Your targets will be heavily armed but is good a hiding. It will be necessary to use finesse and detective work to see what they're after and map their command structure.
No.763165
>>763162
Yeah, but you didn't have to fight Trapinches with Sand Attack.
>shudders
You're lucky they still haven't found any Pokemon over there with Arena Trap.
>>763163
Well sure, but what's that got to do with anything? Especially with you being a head?
No.763166
>>763164
>finess
>[sweating internally]
You mean tracking? I can do that!
No.763167
>>763164
>finesse
>[sweating internally]
You mean tracking? I can do that!
No.763168
>>763163
Last time I tried making amends with you sons of bitches it ended with me...crying on my bed for a day or two so you can go right away with that!
We'll discuss more later.
Let's get you back to Base so I can get more answers out of you.
>picks the head up
>backflips on outta there
No.763169
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>>763165
Mean Look does the same thing.
No.763170
>>763165
It's only nature taking it's course! We are all animals trying to survive out in the world...and the person who chopped my head off killed me to prove his dominance!
Wind blows...rain falls...the strong prey upon the weak!
It all goes back to nature! Our true nature and not what we hide beh--
>>763168
HEY I WASN'T DONE WITH MY SPEECH YET
>dragged away
No.763171
>>763169
Isn't it still really hard to find ghosts in Kanto?
It feels like I haven't been there in ages...
>!
Oh yeah, I guess I'm heading to a new region here soon.
>>763170
Uh...
No.763172
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>>763171
There was the Pokemon Tower but it's a radio station now.
They destroyed a lot of graves.
>frowns
>more than usual
>wait did he say
New?
>oh shit that was a question mark
No.763173
>>763167
Good good. Care to join me in tracking down some dinner then?
>Wiggles his eyebrows
No.763174
>>763173
>GO DRESS GO!
>she was wearing it under her uniform
Hokay!
No.763175
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>>763172
Yeah, but we gave 'em what for, huh.
>BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
>Rest in piece, Batzard
New. You know how it is.
No.763176
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>>763175
>shrug
Gold did it. I guess you did too.
I was busy with Lance. Wanted me to sit around the Indigo League.
No.763177
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>>763176
Well since you're here you can't be that busy, huh. But if I see any Dragonites flying around I'll be sure to let you know!
Steven was...
>yeesh
Anyway, once I get settled in the new region I'll come say hi again.
No.763178
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>>763177
He's weird.
I gave him Lord Helix though.
No.763179
>>763178
Something tells me it's a good idea you didn't have him on you when we went to South America.
Isn't it weird how there so many evil teams out there all trying to do like...I don't know, like Rocket is just a bunch of thieves, and then you have Galactic.
I'm still trying to figure it out.
No.763180
>>763179
Rocket's mafia.
>thinking
Magma and Aqua are ecoterrorists. Galactic are just terrorists. Plasma was hippies. Flare were...
>uh
Rocket terrorists. With tacky suits.
No.763181
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>>763180
Not just that too, but why there are so many.
Is the world really so bad that it forces all these guys to quit their day jobs or something? I sure don't, life's great!
Or maybe it's because it's easy to get away with this stuff because of Pokemon...
Gah, this is giving me a headache.
No.763182
>>763181
You answered your own question.
Rocket were the only competent ones anyways.
No.763183
>>763182
Competent might be stretching it a little.
Maxie knew what he was doing...kind of, at least.
No.763184
>>763183
Give credit where it's due. Giovanni had his bases covered.
No.763185
>>763184
Yeah but he's a businessman, so I guess you can expect that. He was like an actual boss.
Archie was just tired of pollution and Maxie liked sitting in wastelands, I'm pretty sure.
No.763186
>>763185
The others aren't any better. Cyrus is crazy depressed and Ghetsis abused N.
The lion dude was okay until the ancient super weapon cliche.
No.763187
>>763186
So you do keep up on news on the mountain! You're making it sound like you did it all too, huh.
I'm happy that guy got his Floette back, but I still don't get who he was.
No.763188
>>763187
I get all my info from Gold.
>?
What's a Floette.
No.763189
>>763188
You get anything out of that guy?
Hold on, I think I've got one...
>PC switchan woo woo
>bwop
Ta-dah!
No.763190
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>>763189
Just glare at him.
>uh
Is that one of those "fairy" things.
No.763191
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>>763190
I'm not too good at the glaring thing. Lemme try!
>hurk
>HURK
>
Yup! Fairy Type. Cute, huh? It totally changed the balance of some types, and scientists are linking biological features they used to give to Normal types and making new Fairy types out of them.
No.763192
>>763191
Like this.
>
So normal types are being phased out.
No.763193
>>763192
Uh...
>
This work?
And kind of but not really? There's just fewer than there used to be, but the ones that are definitely Normals are staying like that.
Or maybe not, you never know if they'll keep finding types like that.
No.763194
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>>763193
Sounds arbitrary.
Gonna grab a Tauros steak.
No.763195
>>763194
Medium rare and a Vanillite shake!
No.763196
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>>763195
I heard good things about poached Chansey egg.
No.763197
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>>763196
More of an over easy kind of guy!
>oooo
Can we go somewhere that has Whiscash and chips?
No.763198
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>>763197
There's a good place in Celadon City.
No.763199
>>763198
Can't we go to Hoenn? There's hot spriiiiiiings
No.763201
>>763200
Maybe a little.
It's tough sometimes having to go so far away for so long. It was really nice to be home again this last year!
No.763202
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>>763201
Let's go then.
>Charizard
>FLY
No.763203
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>>763202
Let's mix it up a little! Wailord!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
No.763205