No.763960
>meanwhile, there was a termite infestation
No.763962
>outside
>careening a sloop on a patch of cement
Steady now!
No.763963
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>>763962
>careful not to get squished
No.763964
>>763963
>
>looks at the approaching spess ship
>looks down to his little sloop
>back and forth
I just chartered this thing a few hours ago!
>leaps out of the way
No.763965
File: 1458846080136.gif (38.47 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_n7y3g5lSt31s97aado1….gif)
>>763964
>byooooo
>from the tractor beam comes Samsung
No.763966
>>763965
>goddamn that's some Aladdin shit
>is my boat okay at least
>pops out of the swamp, spitting water out
I've heard of ambushes but this is ridiculous.
No.763967
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>>763966
I wouldn't call it an ambush, I always park my ship out here.
No.763968
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>>763967
>?
Another golem?
>reminded of Al-Thamen
>bitter but also an erection
A man is free to dream, isn't he?
>pulling his tiny ship out of the swamp by the rigging again
No.763969
>>763968
>wat
You must have a concussion, we've "met" before.
>disregarding the dream bit as she has no response for it
No.763970
>>763969
So cold, so cold. Isn't a little early for that?
>burying metal pegs attached to the rigging into the swamp so the boat leans on its side
>they're already starting to pull out of the muck
Hmm...
>Valefor's ring gleams as he freezes them in place
I thought you were just teasing me about flying ships.
No.763971
>>763970
I'm not in the habit of lying. It's bad for business.
>making note of DEEP FUREEZU
No.763972
File: 1458847225751.jpg (175.52 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_nxmf1aac8U1rzy23wo1….jpg)
>>763971
Business from me?
That's pretty tempting, miss golem.
>climbs up on the side of the boat
>scraping off barnacles and other assorted scum from the hull with his sword
>minor Baal DISUCHARGE
No.763973
>>763972
That's not what I meant.
>is he just
>showing off
>is this some courting ritual
No.763974
>>763973
Then help me understand.
>scrape scrape scrape
This is going to take a while myself.
No.763975
>>763974
That sounds like a personal problem.
>just watching
It's a straightforward meaning. Lying hurts a reputation, makes it difficult to get work. It's got nothing to do with you in particular.
No.763976
>>763975
Then I have no reason to not believe you.
>one side down
>slashes the ropes holding the boat in place
>it springs back into a normal floating position
>careful of swamp water getting on you, Samsung
A successful hunt, then?
>starts turning the boat around for the other side
No.763977
>>763976
>that's what the suit's for
As always.
And for the record, once again, my name is Samus. Not "golem".
No.763978
>>763977
Did I call you that again?
It wouldn't happen so much if you weren't so cold.
>second side careening begin
>it's looking Focalor-levels gusty over there
>okay maybe he is showing off a little
I hope you remembered I was Sinbad, otherwise this would be doubly embarrassing.
No.763979
File: 1458848235220.jpg (135.55 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, tumblr_nprv3twojQ1te3e0lo1….jpg)
>>763978
I apologize, I have a hard time remembering the names of idiots, I know too many.
>she's firmly anchored to the ground by her ship's gravity tether
No.763980
>>763979
Idiot? I must be doing something wrong, that's not the first time I heard that.
>severs the other ropes
>walks up the mizzen as the boat rights itself
>flung off the crow's nest like a slingshot
>sticks the landing right in front of her
I'm just doing what I always do. But I'll crack that exterior yet.
No.763981
File: 1458848586641.png (34.95 KB, 563x135, 563:135, tumblr_nynpmwkMXW1qmxe53o1….png)
No.763982
File: 1458848857708.png (431.4 KB, 851x479, 851:479, This man is your friend, h….png)
>>763981
Good! If you were to actually laugh it might cause an earthquake or something.
>observing his handiwork
Good to get that out of the way. Now...
>unsnaps a big tarp sail that was lying in the sun
>covered in tiny holes
It must be nice not having to worry about this kind of trivial thing, eh?
>mirin the biggu ship
No.763983
File: 1458849001840.gif (811.77 KB, 500x211, 500:211, tumblr_nziw17Try01trwxuqo1….gif)
>>763982
>lookin' at boat
Gunships have their own problems.
No.763984
>>763983
Well I like to think I'm pretty adept with most ships, but you'll have to meet me halfway.
>needle and thread get
>sewin up dem holes
I don't mean to interrupt your aloof thing you have going on there but you're standing on my sail.
No.763985
File: 1458849389217.png (731.8 KB, 1280x616, 160:77, tumblr_nrjv2icIxV1szt1fuo1….png)
>>763984
What.
>looks down
How did that get under me without moving my feet...
No.763986
File: 1458849560908.png (157.55 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nywnnmz8oT1st6nrxo3….png)
>>763985
>:3c
>do not trust this man he is a ruser
You wouldn't mind giving me a hand, would you?
I've learned so much about this country already but you're still a mystery.
No.763987
No.763988
File: 1458849619550.jpg (291.5 KB, 850x1130, 85:113, sample-2352321228eb00a292d….jpg)
>>763986
>no sail
>[salt]
You lied to me. And I don't work for free. Ever.
No.763989
>>763988
>but of course there's a sail
Lied?
>mmm
If those are your terms then I'll just have to fulfill them. You'd have to wait a while if gold is what you're after, but I'm not entirely useless if you can believe it.
No.763991
No.763992
>>763989
>is this guy trying to set up an IOU
>like hell
That's not how it works.
I think I'll just go now.
>back up the shippu she goes
No.763993
>>763992
>
This is taking a lot longer than usual.
But then where's the fun in doing anything that's easy.
>back to sewing the sail up
No.763994
File: 1458851313275.jpg (361.81 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, mgr_r_raiden_by_olivia730-….jpg)
>walks inside
>looking somewhat exhausted
Well that takes care of that.
No.763995
>>763994
>peeks in through the window
The prodigal son returns again, eh?
Ah-
>squinting
You're the right one, aren't you.
No.763996
>>763995
Last I checked, yeah.
No.763997
>>763996
Everyone's so short today, is it something I said?
>handy supply of grapes go
Where are you coming back from so early in the morning, young man.
>snickers
No.763998
>>763997
Desperado wasn't going to die with Sundowner, I had to raid their headquarters...which I did. Just came back from that.
No.763999
>>763998
I don't know about you but it looked to me like you made pretty short work of that other one too.
What was his name...Typhoon?
>shrugs
You're not looking much worse for wear.
No.764000
>>763999
Hard to look worse for wear when your body doesn't get damaged easily.
It wasn't that the guys I were fighting were skilled but they had sheer numbers. Came in by the dozens...
No.764001
File: 1458852084830.jpg (91.52 KB, 500x501, 500:501, tumblr_nxytqz5PGO1ulh0hpo1….jpg)
>>764000
And you still managed to find the time to be cool about it, isn't that something!
You need a cooldown, come help me with this.
>nods to the sail
Tell me about it.
No.764002
>>764001
Alright, fine.
>walks back out
I've never worked on a ship in my life so don't expect me to be any good at it.
No.764003
>>764002
Which is why you have me here.
>reaches into a convenient gopher hole
And also because we're only working on the sail, I'm not that crazy.
No.764004
>>764003
A sail, right. Why a sail, anyway? There's much better ways to cross the sea these days.
No.764005
>>764004
True, but I'm a bit of a traditionalist on that end.
I grew up on the water, waves are my blood. These new engines might be nice to get places faster, but they're too far removed from the waves for me.
>tosses a needle and thread
Just like doing up your socks, if you wore any.
No.764006
>>764005
Like a sock? This'll be easy.
>starts sewing
>like really quickly
>slow down, man
No.764007
File: 1458852659647.png (150.91 KB, 500x611, 500:611, tumblr_nuixnc1xJg1t30u54o1….png)
Man it's way harder to get out than it used to. Stupid lockdown.
No.764008
File: 1458852756592.png (431.4 KB, 851x479, 851:479, This man is your friend, h….png)
>>764006
>goddamn I am so good at making friends
Ha! A natural born sailor!
>mending his own portion
So, let's hear about this Desperado.
>>764007
>I spy with my Sin eye
Oh?
No.764009
File: 1458852878656.gif (78.25 KB, 491x389, 491:389, tumblr_n9emai7STH1rdhbd2o3….gif)
>[Lion-O has joined the server]
No.764010
File: 1458852950171.png (282.43 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 165a3b0777289bcba56599895d….png)
>>764008
Ahhh? Got somethin' to say old timer?
No.764011
>>764008
Desperado was a PMC that employed cyborgs. It was based in Delaware and they often aided terrorists or other crooks.
As in the worst kind of people. Their captains, the Winds of Destruction, were who we encountered here.
>>764007
Lockdown's important, though.
No.764012
>>764009
>!
Hinahoho's scouting was that successful already, huh?
Looks like we're almost ready to move out then.
>>764010
>old
>old
Easy, missy. Let's not say something we'd end up regretting.
>muttering
Or just me...
>>764011
I see, and this PMC is some kind of mercenary squad, I take it.
>taking the newly minted sail
>hopping around the mast, fastening it to the jibs
Sounds like you still have their employer to take down.
No.764013
No.764014
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>>764011
It was just 'cause one of the destroyers broke curfew, nothing too serious.
Stupid Shimakaze... she's nothing but trouble.
>>764012
Jeez. You need somethin'?
No.764015
>>764012
>guh
>stupid not-psychic king
Master planner of the Seven Seas...
>walks up on the sloop
No.764016
>>764012
Big Boss said he's got him handled.
It's a good thing Desperado went first, they were planning on waiting until their employer died so they could steal all of his money.
I don't want to imagine just what the hell they could do with all of that...
>>764014
Huh. There was lockdown just for that?
No.764017
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>>764014
>gleam
Ask me again in a few hours and I'll have an answer for you.
I'm just a little bit busy for what I need from you.
>>764015
>:3c
We'll stop by and pick up Hina first. Imuchakk might not go far into the arctic, but we'll still need him to help navigate the ice.
>>764016
But there's no need to worry, is there?
Which sounds to me like I can leave you without supervision for the day.
>Masrur leans over and pushes the sloop out into the water
That sword of yours is a tool of justice, remember it.
I've got me another king of the sea to see for myself!
>wind catches the single square sail
>floats out of the swampy delta
No.764018
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>>764016
Shimakaze causes a lot of problems 'cause she's a spastic, reining her in is hard since she's the fastest ship in the fleet.
So Boss locks the place down so she doesn't screw up something important.
>>764017
Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna deck that guy...
No.764019
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>>764017
They're gone so yeah...no worries there.
And good luck with that.
>>764018
That makes more sense.
Suppose it was a good thing I left earlier than usual today.
Don't want to get locked down because of that.
No.764020
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>>764019
Musashi was out too. She'll probably be around since base is sealed shut.
No.764021
>>764020
Wonder where she could've been...
Ahhh well not like it matters too much.
I wasn't planning on heading back to base in the first place so this isn't that bad.
No.764022
>>764021
On sortie I guess, she's the heaviest hitter, then comes Iowa and Bismarck.
No.764023
>>764022
I never knew that.
Maybe I should be more social on base so I...actually would know that stuff.
No.764024
File: 1458855139846.jpg (155.02 KB, 600x942, 100:157, tumblr_nrx9ucMAeH1uqnb9ko1….jpg)
>>764023
It'd help, yeah. You're that ninja after all.
No.764025
>>764024
Alright then, I'll have to do that. Can't stay cooked up in my room all the time.
No.764026
File: 1458855414489.jpg (46.46 KB, 500x409, 500:409, tumblr_ns1voxat931r8tq4mo1….jpg)
>>764025
I'm Tenryuu, by the way. It's my job to guide the Destroyers.
No.764027
>>764026
Raiden.
You have to guide the Destroyers? That must not be all too easy I imagine.
No.764028
File: 1458855723768.png (311.9 KB, 800x566, 400:283, f5e61575183d704d441be40a01….png)
>>764027
Most of'em listen to me, it ain't all that bad.
No.764029
>>764028
What about the ones that don't?
No.764030
>>764029
Then my sister Tatsuta scares'em straight. Or Maya and Kiso lend a hand.
No.764031
>>764030
Then it looks like you've got your job cut out for you, then.
>was that a pun
No.764032
File: 1458856170780.jpg (269.53 KB, 446x700, 223:350, tumblr_nsq94sQNeX1u0u5h4o1….jpg)
>>764031
Pfft! Alright you got me.
No.764033
>lets see what's on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywx0yPAnQNQ
>....I am on the wrong planet
No.764034
>>764032
Wait that was actually funny?
I was expecting a groan.
>>764033
Hey Pred, whatcha watching?
No.764035
>>764034
>.....I don't know
No.764036
>>764035
>shrug
Well...it can't be that bad, right?
Is it bad? Or just bizarre?
No.764037
>>764036
>see for yourself Jack....and then help me decide
No.764038
>>764037
This just...seems stupid.
No.764039
>>764038
>but what does it all mean Jack?
No.764040
>>764039
I...I don't know.
Maybe it doesn't mean anything.
No.764042
>>764034
aaaa sorry cooking
I thought it was funny.
No.764043
>>764041
Not everything has a reason to exist. This...this has no reason.
>>764042
I heard jokes were a good way to get a conversation going. Guess it worked better than I thought.
No.764044
>>764043
>should I destroy it?
No.764045
File: 1458858087420.png (150.91 KB, 500x611, 500:611, tumblr_nuixnc1xJg1t30u54o1….png)
>>764043
Humor's a good way, yeah. Kiso, Maya and I got a little gang going.
No.764046
>>764044
Nah I think changing the channel will work just as well.
>>764045
I'll keep that in mind.
And it's good to have a small group of friends you can rely on, I have that too.
No.764047
File: 1458858373955.jpg (54.78 KB, 502x324, 251:162, 4078628-plasma_caster-pred….jpg)
>>764046
>
>there the channel has been changed
No.764048
>>764046
So whatcha doin' here?
No.764049
>>764047
...that's not how you do it, Pred.
>>764048
I hang out here a lot, I've got plenty of friends to see.
It's very relaxed.
What are you doing here?
No.764050
File: 1458858976762.png (282.43 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 165a3b0777289bcba56599895d….png)
>>764049
Huh? Didn't I already mention the lockdown?
No.764051
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>>764049
>that's not how you do it Jack
No.764052
>>764050
You did but I thought there might've been more reason. Plenty of places to go during lockdown after all.
>>764051
I mean the remote is right over there. That would've worked fine.
No.764053
>>764052
>would it Jack?
>how do we know it even has batteries?
>I took the path that leads to not running that risk
No.764054
>>764046
>>764047
>Suddenly, the TV starts acting up, but not in the usual way.
>Who's there.mp3
>You can barely make something out from it, it looks like a strange creature.
>Hello? Anyone there? Sensei, can you hear me? Helloooooo....?
No.764055
File: 1458859341257.jpg (599.91 KB, 906x1052, 453:526, tumblr_nupa8pj1Lq1ufnyeso1….jpg)
>>764052
Not really. This dome still counts as an auxilliary base so I just decided to come here.
No.764056
>>764053
Well I'm just sa--
>>764054
...I've seen Poltergeist. I know where this is going.
>>764055
This is an auxilliary base?
I never knew that.
No better place to be.
No.764057
File: 1458859483321.jpg (851.31 KB, 1191x2591, 1191:2591, predator_jungle_by_jamga-d….jpg)
>>764056
>>764054
>Jack the TV is talking like a weeabo
No.764058
File: 1458859549877.png (148.64 KB, 502x800, 251:400, 72b7ea4958f4904900f8c0bf25….png)
>>764056
Pretty much.
>>764057
BLOW IT ALL UP!
No.764059
>>764054
Oh, this'll be amusing.
No.764060
File: 1458859859372.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>764058
>I can only do it once
No.764061
>>764056
>>764057
>>764059
>You see a blue hand slowly form out of the TV.
>Sensei? Are you there? If only I could just get- agh!
>The being flies out of the TV, so fast that it hits a wall.
Ow....
>It's a... bear?
>"Did somebody order a mascot character"?
Wait... This isn't sensei's place at all... Where am I?
No.764062
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>>764060
Uh--oh yeah your nuke thing. Man you guys are so cool.
No.764063
>>764057
I noticed!
This shouldn't be surprising. So why am I surprised?
>>764058
Like I said, I've met some pretty good people here.
Hell, hanging out here is how I found out Snake, along with the others, were back.
>>764061
...what?
No.764064
>>764061
A lost litle Shadow from the Other Side, I see.
No.764065
>>764063
Uh... H-hello...
Who are you?
>>764064
...Huh? H-how do you know that...?
No.764066
>>764065
Let's not worry about the "how" or "why" just yet, hmm? You asked "where" first.
Welcome, you poor damned soul, to the Hall of Doom. We're not really anywhere here.
No.764067
>>764062
>my body temperature is hot
>>764063
>you enjoy them?
>>764061
>stange
No.764068
>>764066
Ok...
Nice place you got here...
Wait a minute... Those eyes...
Are you... A shadow too?
>>764067
W-wait, what is that?!
P-please don't eat me! I'm not beary delicious!
No.764069
File: 1458860902734.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>764065
Uhhhh Raiden.
Who are you?
>>764067
Enjoy being surprised? Not really.
No.764070
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>>764068
>pun detected
>but this thing is barely a challenge or threat to me
No.764071
>>764068
Not as such. I'm something much bigger than a mere Shadow self. But I'll leave it at that.
Your friends aren't here to help you. What will you do now?
No.764072
>>764069
>then it's time to master surprise
No.764073
>>764069
I'm Teddie. Nice to meet you!
>>764070
S-so you won't eat me then?!
>>764071
I-I don't know... I'll have to wait until someone buys a new TV... I guess.
No.764074
>>764073
Teddie?
That's quite the fitting name.
>>764072
How does one do that?
No.764075
>>764073
HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
No.764076
>>764073
You're going to be trapped here for some time.
No.764077
>>764074
>by mastering the element of it
>like the Avatar
No.764078
>>764074
Yeah... I guess so-
>>764075
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I MEAN-
Y-YOU DON'T SCARE ME! I-I'LL TAKE YOU ON IF I HAVE TO!
>>764076
Can't you help me?
No.764079
>>764077
The who?
>>764078
Don't mind Predator, he laughs like that.
No.764080
>>764078
Why would I do that?
No.764081
>>764079
>he controls earth, wind, and fire
>and water too
>but he is not part of their band
>>764078
>no you won't
No.764082
>>764079
Oh um.. Sorry.
>>764080
Bearcause you are the only one here that knows as much as I do.
>>764081
Y-you don't know that!
I-I'm tougher than I look! Really!
No.764083
>>764082
>and I'm tougher then I look
No.764084
>>764081
This some kinda magic thing?
>>764082
Many are frightened of it at first, but no. He won't eat you.
No.764085
>>764082
I think I'll just watch you flounder about instead. Show me what a facade-wielding facade can do.
No.764086
>>764084
>maybe
>I do not enjoy magic
No.764087
>>764083
Well... Just don't get in my way... Or I'll have to show you my REAL power, alright?
>>764084
Alright then...
>>764085
You're not beary nice at all...
No.764088
File: 1458862118210.png (86.53 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, raiden_w__no_bandana_by_no….png)
>>764086
I was just asking because it sounded like a magic thing.
>>764087
...are you going to make bear puns the whole time you're here?
No.764089
>>764087
I don't recall ever attempting to be. Though I suppose as a father I shouldn't be leading my children astray, far from the tree as you fell.
No.764090
File: 1458862276843.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>764087
>if it's defecating in your outer body then I will
>>764088
>why must everything be a magic thing
No.764091
>>764088
Maybe.
Why? Are they already too much to bear?
>>764089
What's that supposed to mean?
>>764090
Ok....
No.764092
>>764090
Beats me.
It confuses the hell outta me.
>>764091
Yes.
No.764093
>>764091
My my. I really do have to spell it out for you, don't I?
I am the Crawling Chaos from whence you shadows poured from.
This entire timeline you exist in? It's the result of a previous one being rendered barren. By me.
No.764094
>>764092
Well, I'm sorry to say this; but they aren't going anybear.
>>764093
Whoa... Really?
No.764095
>>764094
Something about you is off. You're a Shadow with a real Persona. Not the first I've made like that but certainly unique. You aren't the reflection of another person.
It must be a characteristic of This Side.
I might have use for you after all.
No.764096
>>764092
>same
>give me technology and skills any day
No.764097
>>764094
You'll run out of them eventually.
No.764098
>>764095
Wait.. Why should I even believe you? You're just some stranger I bearly know! If you really created the shadows, then prove it!
>>764097
Whatever you say.
No.764099
>>764096
I don't hate it.
I'm just absolutely confused by it.
>>764098
You can't just make puns of the same word forever!
No.764100
>>764099
>I don't care much for it
>that's why I stopped being friends with the fox
No.764101
>>764099
You underestimate the power of puns!
No.764102
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>>764100
I have to deal with it.
It's in my life now and it's not gonna go away.
>>764101
I'm estimating it just right.
No.764103
>>764102
>oh yes Zelda
>how are things with you too?
No.764104
>>764102
If you say so.
Well, I'm gonna go look around for a bit, might as well get acquainted here. See you.
No.764105
>>764103
Really...good?
Yeah. That's odd to say.
>>764104
See you.
No.764107
>>764106
I just said something good was happening with me.
That never happens.
No.764108
>>764107
>I though our friendship counted as something good
No.764109
>>764108
It does but I meant that...relationship wise.
I'm really well off when it comes to friends.
No.764110
>>764109
>maybe this magic will help?
No.764111
>>764110
You really think it's magic?
No.764112
>>764098
Damn internet connection
In due time, mascot.
>seems to melt away into the floor
No.764113
>You have [1] missed call
>From: CYRUS
...
>DEL
No.764114
File: 1458864656255.jpg (124.14 KB, 600x755, 120:151, 660916-predator_big_game_2.jpg)
>>764111
>maybe
>like I said, I never understood magic
No.764115
>>764114
Guess I can only wait and see, huh?
No.764116
File: 1458864801918.jpg (55.87 KB, 791x1024, 791:1024, 1196589-e53295bc6bc126b7e4….jpg)
>>764115
>yes wait
>wait with your trap ready to spring
No.764117
File: 1458864848236.png (885.76 KB, 946x1134, 473:567, tumblr_nzg092BTgh1v1hn30o8….png)
>>764113
>now trainers are here
>do_not_want.exe
No.764119
>>764118
"nusing! I said nusing!"
No.764120
>>764119
>squint
See, now I'm suspicious.
No.764121
>>764117
>it's okay, I already have a Kirlia
>raises her hands in surrender
>no fightan
No.764122
>>764120
>I though you were Jack
No.764123
>>764121
>you stay
>waaaay over there
>imma just
>Wild Gardevoir fled!
No.764124
>>764122
What's that supposed to mean?
No.764125
>>764124
>you just said you are Suspicious.
No.764126
>>764123
>awww
>oh well
>you still love me, right Ruto
>Oui
No.764127
>>764125
I am very suspicious.
I'll be keeping an eye on you...
No.764128
>>764127
>Jack why did you change your name?
No.764129
>>764128
...what?
No, no suspicious isn't my name, my name is still Jack. Or Raiden.
No.764130
>>764129
>so you are not changing your name to keep an eye on me?
No.764131
>>764130
Nope, suspicious is just a word. Not a name.
...I'd feel bad for anybody with suspicious as a name.
No.764132
>>764131
>as do I
>that child over there scared away the plant maid
No.764133
>>764132
Huh?
Oh. I wasn't paying attention.
No.764134
>>764133
>you are doing a bad job at keeping an eye on things
No.764135
>>764134
I said I was gonna keep an eye on you, not the things round here.
So...yeah.
No.764136
File: 1458866670428.jpg (121.93 KB, 360x879, 120:293, 3336598-predator-in-superm….jpg)
>>764135
>but Jack
>I am around here
No.764137
>>764136
...so that means that trap you were talking about could be around here somewhere.
No.764139
File: 1458866972810.png (364.7 KB, 497x750, 497:750, Raiden you cannot give rel….png)
>>764138
You said there was a trap ready to spring!
No.764140
File: 1458867086015.jpg (378.76 KB, 1369x1920, 1369:1920, 2170236-civilized_beasts_0….jpg)
>>764139
>and you said you'r name was suspicious
No.764141
>>764140
I didn-- let's just drop it.
So now what?
No.764142
>>764141
>we wait for others
>and judge them
No.764143
>>764142
Wait for others?
Alright that's a great idea...but what if they don't show up?
No.764144
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>>764143
>then we fortify this place as our own
No.764145
>>764144
Is this place even owned by anybody or is it just free reign?
No.764146
File: 1458868323468.jpg (74.36 KB, 564x800, 141:200, 64c0bf105dbf1453af322d63e2….jpg)
Oi oi, what's with the base not being open?
No.764148
>>764146
Lockdown. Apparently one of the destroyers broke curfew.
>>764147
'Bout time.
No.764149
>>764148
What a pain, I just got off sortie and I'm sore everywhere.
No.764150
>>764149
There's a bed up in the attic if you need to rest.
Or the couch works just as fine.
No.764151
File: 1458868919490.png (262.21 KB, 800x791, 800:791, 824cd8fa6c1326b03d40f26d75….png)
>>764150
This Musashi appreciates it.
>flops onto the couch
>popsicle deployed
No.764152
>>764151
Where'd you get that popsicle?
No.764153
File: 1458869047734.png (359.18 KB, 595x1000, 119:200, aa548043da431f2459b184913b….png)
>>764152
It's a secret to everybody.
No.764154
>>764153
Now you've got me curious, there's gotta be a place for it somewhere...
No.764155
File: 1458869283420.jpg (120.1 KB, 850x744, 425:372, sample-3397ebe0da6ec2863ff….jpg)
>>764154
It's something men can't do.
No.764156
>>764155
What's that supposed to m--
Oh. Ohhhhh.
I think I'm done looking.
No.764157
File: 1458869517894.jpg (93.36 KB, 850x466, 425:233, sample-269f2cd837de6c923d6….jpg)
>polishing her glasses
>mic held in the crook of her arm
Return of the, return of the, return of the, return of the Jedi...
No.764158
File: 1458869530569.jpg (146.18 KB, 850x615, 170:123, sample-e62f1b219de116875e8….jpg)
>>764156
That was easy.
>she's hiding a purse behind her back using her service jacket as cover
>Musashi you cheeky bitch
No.764159
>>764158
I mean hey, if it...fits in there then okay. I guess that's a...place for it.
>>764157
>What's going on over there?
No.764160
File: 1458870112804.jpg (293.83 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 294d636c61a919a42d01fc747f….jpg)
>>764157
Doing the rap thing again?
>>764159
Ehh?
No.764161
>>764159
>whirls around, hiding the mic
Ah, Mister Raiden. I didn't see you there.
This lockdown must be fraying my nerves, how much more unnecessary can you make a punishment.
No.764162
No.764163
>>764161
I can see that.
I'm sure the lockdown will be over soon, sure is going on longer than one would expect.
>>764160
Just...just forget it.
So how are you?
No.764164
File: 1458870367842.jpg (278.22 KB, 850x1168, 425:584, sample-17f71e0031f8e43e859….jpg)
>>764160
It is not just a rap thing, Musashi.
Hip hop combines the feel of R&B with a steady African beat that allows for an expression no other form of music can match.
Plus my flow's the illest and I'll drop a punk ass that says otherwise.
>>764163
Why would we even need to leave because of Shimakaze? She messes up every other day as it is, it's completely retarded.
>blink
You didn't hear that.
No.764165
>>764163
This Musashi is fine now. Maybe a repair bath would be nice, but they don't have one here.
>>764164
This Musashi never could get into it. Shamisen music though...
>stop being so old timey
No.764166
>>764164
Okay absolutely retarded isn't the phrase I'd use, but it is a bit ludicrous.
You're right, there.
>>764165
Did you look?
This place has a lot more than you'd think.
No.764167
>whistling the Kill Bill theme
>looking at a copy of Nintendo Power
They're doing it, the absolute madmen...
No.764168
File: 1458870758024.jpg (30.88 KB, 500x681, 500:681, Not doing a great job of h….jpg)
>chuckles
Not sure why people are stressing out over this lockdown. Being off base isn't the end of the world.
No.764169
>>764165
For someone who looks like they just stepped out of Harajuku you sure act like an old lady. Either be more like your image or change it!
>shakes her head
Do not listen to her, Biggie, she knows not what she says.
>>764166
I could use a bath too.
>nasty scrape on her leg
I...fell down some stairs
>>764168
When was the last time you were even on base, Mister Barnes.
No.764170
File: 1458871021874.jpg (248.1 KB, 850x1177, 850:1177, sample-23c2ad3b6ff2a466065….jpg)
>>764166
This Musashi checked, it'd have to be specially built for us.
>>764169
Ahhhh? What was that, you punk siscon?
No.764171
>>764168
Must not be used to spending time off base as much as we are.
>>764169
>looks at the scrape
Sheesh, must've been one hell of a fall.
You sure it was just some stairs?
>>764170
Huh.
Maybe we should have one installed just in case something like this happens again.
No.764172
File: 1458871275914.jpg (140.64 KB, 575x313, 575:313, invisibility-cloak-predato….jpg)
>>764166
>well Jack now there are people
No.764173
Someone really ought to teach that little girl a lesson.
No.764174
>>764169
>nervous smile
To be honest with you... I don't remember.
>>764171
>shrug
Some people stick to their routines like glue. I'm just not one of 'em.
>>764173
Are we gonna draw straws to decide who?
No.764175
File: 1458871447124.jpg (196.27 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-490b591b47ef92cea0f….jpg)
>>764170
Temeeee, you trying to throw hands, you...you...doublegyaru!
>>764171
It was just some stairs.
>distant look
Roll up on a holla, pop a colla then pop a colla.
>nodding
>>764173
Isn't it Tenryuu's job to watch the destroyers anyway, Boss?
We even tried spelling things out in her alphabet soup but she just put it on her head!
>>764174
>JUDGE
You see this? This is my judging face.
No.764176
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>>764171
This Musashi will ask Akashi.
>>764175
That would be dumb.
>widens her stance
>MONK STYLE: MUSASHIBOOOOUUUUUU
No.764177
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>>764173
>little girl
>does he know Dawn
>he does look like a Gym Leader
No.764178
>>764172
I can see that.
Lots of 'em too.
>>764174
I used to try to stick to a routine but that's not for me anymore.
>>764175
...what?
>>764176
It'd be a wise idea.
No.764179
>>764174
I just scruffed her by the neck and now she's in the timeout corner. With Eli.
It should be punishment enough.
>>764175
Yes. Yes it is. But Shimakaze is a... special case.
She wasn't, damaged in the head before she got here was she?
No.764180
>>764175
Jeez... it's not that serious, Kirishima.
>>764178
To be fair, you've changed a lot. And in this case, that's a good thing.
>>764179
Wait, you're telling me Outer Heaven has a timeout corner?
>pfft
No.764181
>>764176
>ahem
Well, if it can't be helped. I, Kirishima, will be instructing you.
>balls her fist
...Wait.
>does it again with the mic help up
>[audible fist balling noises]
>>764178
Tell me something, Mister Raiden. Can you count?
>>764179
Welll...
>remembering Tenryuu's introduction to the destroyers
>HA, YOU WANNA FLY LIKE AN AIRPLANE, HUH?
>>
It could be worse.
>>764180
We might very well be dealing with an epidemic. What if her stupidity is contagious.
No.764182
>>764177
>is that a hat
>or hair
>or both
>>764180
It has four timeout corners.
>>764181
This calls for... an abject lack of concern.
>
No.764184
File: 1458872088291.png (596.23 KB, 687x1000, 687:1000, dd461599085ebef6286da63731….png)
>>764178
And Miller-san for the money.
>>764181
...What are you doing?
No.764185
>>764180
Never thought I would change but...I did.
>>764181
Yeah, of course I can, what makes you ask?
>>764184
You think Miller has the funds?
No.764186
>>764181
I doubt that. If it was contagious, we'd be missing half of our brain cells before the lockdown even happened.
>>764182
I don't think I wanna know why we need four.
>>764185
Usually, people don't think they can change. It's just something that kinda happens on its own.
No.764187
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>>764182
>sighs dreamily
You always know just what to say, Boss!
>>764184
>blink
Weren't we going to-
>straightens
I should be asking what you're doing.
>>764185
I SAY CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAHS
THE FUTURE IS OURS
>waiting for the beat to kick on
>nothing
I should have known that was too obscure for everyone...
>>764186
I'm busy enough keeping my sisters from eating or punching themselves to their untimely deaths to pay much attention.
Plus the submarines always creep me out.
No.764188
>>764183
Did you need something, little one?
>
>>764185
Miller's in charge of our money, Raiden. Always has been. He's got a good eye for business.
>>764186
How many corners are in a standard shaped room, Bucky.
They had to be used for something.
>>764187
>radiating raw grandpaforce
You flatter me, uh... Ooyodo?
No.764189
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>>764185
He always complains about it.
>>764187
Eating a popsicle.
>rather lewdly
No.764191
>>764186
I guess so, it feels...kinda nice.
Taken a lot of time but it feels good.
>>764187
I don't listen to hip hop a lot.
Sorry?
>>764188
We let him in charge of our money?
Well if you say he's good at it, then he must be.
>>764189
He complains about a lot of things, though.
No.764192
>>764188
>wew, he seems like an okay guy
Not too sure yet, but if I'm right about you I know a friend of mine that would be happy to see you.
No.764193
>>764187
>tilts his head
What's so creepy about a submarine?
>>764188
Well, yeah, but... I didn't think we'd be needing to put people in timeout like they're children.
>
...Eli being the exception.
>>764190
>uh-oh spaghetti-o's
>>764191
>smile
I'm glad things are working out for you, Raiden.
No.764194
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>>764188
>one day at a time, Kirishima
Kirishima, sir.
I'm the "Glasses Kongou" as you put it.
>>764189
>suddenly blowing seven different whistles
Foul! Red card! You stop that right now!
>>764191
That...That was from The Warriors.
You know, the 80s gangster movie?
>;___;
>>764193
I-19 makes me uncomfortable, okay.
No.764195
File: 1458872829060.jpg (182.49 KB, 850x1252, 425:626, sample-03a4131dba5c53438a3….jpg)
>>764193
>When some shitlord fucking deadnames you
>this is so problematic
No.764196
>>764190
I smell... marshmallow.
>>764191
He's the subcommander, of course he's in charge of the money.
>>764192
Ehh? And who's that?
>>764193
If you humiliate someone for doing something, chances are they'll stop out of embarrassment or continue to do it because they're masochists.
Eli is a masochist.
>>764194
>
>leans in
>puts a "Hello, my name is" sticker right above her tiddies
>scribbles "Kirishima onto it
There.
No.764197
>>764196
Well two, actually. Dawn and Red.
>looking for Pokeballs
But I don't think you're a Gym Leader...Oh! My bad, I'm Ruby, and this is Rayquaza!
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.764198
>>764191
That's true. But he makes my favorite burger so this Musashi doesn't mind much.
>>764194
Ehhh? What's the problem now?
No.764199
>>764193
Let's hope it keeps going instead of it turning against me like it normally does.
>>764194
I've seen a lot of movies but I don't think I've seen that one...
>>764196
Right, yeah that makes sense.
Him and I still don't get along too well...
>>764198
I'll admit one thing about it, he makes damn good burgers.
No.764200
>>764194
Huh... Can't see why, but your secret's safe with me either way.
>>764195
>back in my day, when someone did something problematic, we punched them in the face
>I think that's a good plan
>>764196
Huh. I thought he was just too braindead to understand the things he does are wrong.
>>764199
Be careful when you say stuff like that. It usually goes badly.
No.764201
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>>764196
>and he...spelled it wrong
T-Thanks, Boss!
I'll wear it with...pride?
Are we still big on that?
>>764198
You're violating the ethics of the Morals Squad!
>theme song rolls in
>MORALS SQUAD~
I'll have to give you a demerit.
>checks a clipboard
>Musashi: -1000000
You'll never be a good noodle at this rate. Aren't you ashamed?
>>764199
But it's a cult classic.
I would know because I go to the cult classic section at the rental store.
>>764200
Are you saying you would double cross a comrade?
No.764202
>>764197
>staring at weatherdragon
So how does it taste?
>>764199
Is this about the jort thing.
>>764200
He's actually a genius. Just a willfully stupid genius squandering all his potential.
>>764201
Pride is good, yes. Be proud of yourself, of who you are and what you do!
>[OUTER HEAVEN ANTHEM.WAV]
No.764203
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>>764196
>you mean
>salt water taffy
>>764200
>I just can't right now
No.764204
No.764205
>>764202
Taste?
>[disgruntled weathersnek noises]
You don't really mean that, right?
No.764206
>>764201
You may want to reconsider.
>
This Musashi's received an upgrade.
No.764207
>>764200
I'm being as careful as I can be, Buck.
If it goes like that, then nothing changes. If it doesn't then hey, I should be happy.
>stop being depressing, Raiden
>>764201
The Cult Classics sections are usually a lie. They throw whatever schlock that they can in there hoping for somebody to buy it thinking it's true.
You can never rely on those sections.
>>764202
IT'S ABOUT THE JORT THING
I hate that nickname!
No.764208
File: 1458873883783.png (802.33 KB, 586x911, 586:911, This is a sneaking mission.png)
>>764201
What? No! What the hell gave you that idea?
>>764202
"Willfully stupid genius." That's... pretty accurate, actually.
>>764203
>you kids these days are too soft
>literally
>why are you made out of taffy
>>764207
Huh... guess that's one way of looking at things.
No.764209
>>764202
It's ah, g-great, Boss.
>this isn't an anthem
>an anthem has words
>aaaaaaaaaaaaa so bad
>>764206
Aaaaaaah? Finally on par now, are you?
>
Oi, what the hell's with you getting all the upgrade money? Are you bullying Miller for it or something!
>>764207
You really think someone would do that? Just put movies on a shelf and tell lies?
But I saw Kung Pao on there, it has to be true!
>>764208
BECAUSE I WON'T FORGIVE ANYONE WHO ENDANGERS HARUNA
>Bucky I don't think she's listening anymore
No.764210
>kicks down the door
>literally fuming
>marches directly into the kitchen
No.764211
>>764205
>
>>764207
Would it help if I said it wasn't my idea?
>>764208
Such are my sons.
>>764209
>I am literally a crazy warlord
>fuck definitions, I make my own
Did you know I can tell when people are lying to me, Kirishima?
No.764212
>>764208
>actually it's a form of Japanese rice paste
>I don't know man I don't go to those meetings
No.764213
>>764209
>she's doing the Haruna thing
>jeez
>hefts Kiri over her shoulder
We'll be back.
No.764214
>>764208
It's how I look at it, I'm hoping for good but I don't expect it.
>>764209
Now Kung Pao is a cult classic, I'll give them that.
I didn't even know rental stores were even a thing these days.
>>764211
I know it wasn't your idea. I could never be mad at you, Boss.
No.764215
File: 1458874323520.jpg (155.9 KB, 695x788, 695:788, c784996174ead0dba0be2ff785….jpg)
>>764210
Huh?
>Milotic putting out the burning footsteps
A Magmar?
>>764211
E-Easy there, please!
>weathersnek gone
>watersnek is now
>uh oh
No.764216
>>764209
I don't think I've ever talked to Haruna, actually.
>
You know what, I'm just gonna...
>backs away slowly
>>764211
Sheesh... makes me glad I'm not a parent.
>>764212
>I-I knew that
>I can speak Nip, you know
>>764214
Well, maybe you should expect it.
No.764217
>>764215
I don't even know what the hell that is!
>deciding between a box of Scorpi-Os and Frosted Kombat X
This is a tough choice...
No.764218
>>764211
W-Well, uh-
>poking her fingers together
It's nice, Boss. But it could be better?
We could even write some lyrics, won't that be nice?
>>764213
Wh-hey, put me down!
>thrashing
MY GUNS WILL BE THE GUNS TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS, THIS ISN'T FAR
>>764216
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.764219
>>764216
>Baka nanayo
>just smile and wave, Buck
No.764220
>>764217
>looking at the backs of each box
Well, Scorpios looks healthier for you...
>looks to the other box
But Frosted Kombat X has a prize inside!
No.764221
No.764222
No.764223
>>764218
>don't you WRYYYYY at me, young lady
>I know about the timeout corners now
>>764219
>well okay if that's what you want
>smile_and_wave.exe
No.764224
>>764216
Each time I do that's when it gets bad.
Every time I think things are going well that's when they...don't.
So if I keep thinking they won't, they will.
No.764225
File: 1458875038475.jpg (122.63 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-e79b3d89ebb9e858e38….jpg)
>>764223
Is this a put-on.
No.764226
>>764220
Ahhh that's only if I preordered it!
>press x to receive the prize in the box
Stupid Kelloggs Realm Studios...
No.764227
>>764224
...Makes sense. It sounds sad, but it makes sense.
>>764225
You're not going to believe me if I say no, so what difference does it make?
No.764228
File: 1458875254603.png (200.69 KB, 287x467, 287:467, Brendan-pokemon-brendan-34….png)
>>764226
Looks like cereal's back on the menu, boys!
>it's just a baggie with more cereal inside
But...But this was already in the box!
No.764229
>>764215
>
>>764216
>someone needs to stop Boss
No.764230
>>764228
Who said you could have some of my cereal?
No.764231
>>764227
Beat me to the sassy nihilist comment. You sure you're not a teenage girl?
>grumbles
Stupid old man...
No.764232
>>764227
Yeeeaaah it's...sad.
Maybe I'll stop thinking that way soon but I won't risk it.
No.764233
File: 1458875479719.jpg (79.14 KB, 850x668, 425:334, sample-e89e659ae128d0e898f….jpg)
>>764229
>man I fought off a Salamence myself once but fuck this noise
>reincarnation didn't prepare me for this
It's a Pokemon! Specifically a Milotic, but you don't look too happy to see her so I'll just...
>byoop
Sir. Sir? You're not a Gym Leader, are you sir.
>>764230
Sorry, I just wanted to see what the prize was!
How can they charge you extra for stuff that was already in the box like that?
No.764234
File: 1458875592147.png (439.58 KB, 786x674, 393:337, Robo-limbs are always cool.png)
>>764229
...Boss? Boss, don't eat the kid's pets.
>>764231
Last I checked, no, I'm not.
>grin
Maybe I've just figured out how you think.
>>764232
Suit yourself. I won't tell you how to live your life.
No.764235
>>764233
>squint
Ahh hell, you can have some.
And how can they? Don't ask how. They just can and they will.
No.764236
>>764233
>
I hunger.
>>764234
But Bucky, it's a giant snake!
No.764237
File: 1458875701988.png (155.65 KB, 496x650, 248:325, bcfca2a8fb3dda492e6e4b0d97….png)
>>764234
Yeah well, down the hatch.
Bad Shuse, no biscuits.
>...
Is he gonna be okay.
No.764238
>>764234
You're just trying to help, I get it.
I...just don't want to lose another one.
No.764239
>>764235
Only if you buy it, though.
Are you a ninja chef or something?
>>764236
This is starting to get really out of hand!
>Mudkip goooooooooo
>ICE BEAM
No.764240
>>764239
Not much of a chef anymore, but yes I am.
No.764241
>>764236
So? It's still someone's pet.
>>764237
Who, Boss? I... can't say for sure.
>>764238
Don't worry about it so much. Whatever happens, I'm with you 'till the end of the line.
>oh shit guys he said the thing again
No.764242
>>764239
>
That's better. What were you saying?
>!
An axolotl!
>>764241
Eh?
>Boss doesn't remember what happens when HUNGER is active
No.764243
>>764240
Well you sure came in here like a hothead.
Are you gonna cook anything? Actually I might have to run from this old guy trying to eat my friends first.
>>764242
Axo...
>checking Dex
>!!
Piplups!
No.764244
>>764241
You're just a barrel or wisdom, huh.
Action too. Nice save there, hero.
No.764245
>>764241
Thanks, it means a lot.
I'll have plenty of people by my side.
No.764246
>>764242
>man I knew things would be weird
>but I wasn't prepared for this
Are you... feeling alright, Boss?
>>764244
So are you criticizing everything I do because you don't like me, or because you're bored? Just wondering.
>>764245
Yep. United we stand and all that jazz.
No.764247
>>764243
I might cook later on.
And I am not a hothead, I just...get angry easily. I had a good reason for it too.
No.764248
>>764243
Penguins... this can only mean one thing.
SURVIVAL VIEWER!
>NO BOSS NO
>OH THE HUMANITY
>HE'S EATING THE PENGUINS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>764246
Well I'm not hungry now.
>and he's covered in gore
No.764249
>>764246
I'm sure it'll go better than I'm thinking it will. It's got to...
No.764250
File: 1458876529717.jpg (132.94 KB, 850x762, 425:381, sample-c15e6d57ef0883ef530….jpg)
>>764246
>shrug
Stop being so easy to criticize if you don't like it.
Not like either of us were doing much else.
No.764251
>>764247
Is it because of the cereal?
You were pretty mad about the cereal.
Oh man Flannery would probably like you a lot.
>>764248
>um
>UM
UH-!
No.764252
>>764248
>what
>the
>fuck
You got a little blood on your... well, everything.
>>764249
>smile
Now that's what I like to hear.
>>764250
>sighs
This is what I get for trying to please everybody, I guess.
No.764253
>>764251
It was something else before I got here...
>flaaaaashback
>
>"JUST GET THE FUCKING BEAR. GET OVER HERE. C'MERE. GODDAMMIT THIS THING CHEATS. I NEED IT AS A GIFT. FUCK YOU BEAR."
No.764254
>>764251
What? It's just food. You have to be able to eat anything out in the wild.
>>764252
Oh. One moment.
>wormhole vacuum
>gore-b-gone
There.
No.764255
File: 1458876852893.png (248.53 KB, 750x592, 375:296, 0500b0dacfb572d22d59f63484….png)
>>764252
You know how the token older brother character on all those bad TeenNick shows is comic relief, and not understanding?
Try that.
No.764256
>>764252
Glad to hear that, maybe I'll start thinking like that more.
Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
No.764257
File: 1458877024294.jpg (132.78 KB, 650x509, 650:509, d11b75d1e2003ab653d127b7ef….jpg)
>>764253
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whoa! Even my subconscious is mad!
>>764254
This isn't the wild! And-
>wait
Try these!
>flicks a Pokeblock
They're kind of outdated, but still delicious!
No.764258
>>764254
>slooowly gives a thumbs up
>>764255
And risk the laugh track in this place kicking in? No thanks.
>>764256
Yeah, probably. Not like I haven't been there before, though.
No.764259
>>764258
Well, I did all I could.
No.764260
>>764257
>spears it in midair with the fork
>where'd it go
>auto-consume.exe
These are pretty good.
>>764258
Have you ever enjoyed a good, raw arowana before Bucky?
No.764261
>>764257
I needed that bear too, dammit!
Too little, too late...
No.764262
>>764259
>[steam noises]
You seem upset.
No.764263
>>764258
Almost everybody on base has, probably.
No.764264
>>764260
Whoa...somebody else with a BERRY menu!
>arowana
You eat fish raw too?
>>764261
A bear?
I'm pretty sure I've got a Teddiursa somewhere in a box, I don't think Pangoros really count...
You're not gonna cook it, are you?
No.764265
>>764264
I'm not talking about a real bear, dammit!
No.764266
File: 1458877658718.jpg (296.67 KB, 1280x748, 320:187, The nightmares won't stop.jpg)
>>764259
>facepalms
Sure you did, kid.
>>764260
>uh
Can't say I have.
>>764263
We're soldiers. It comes with the territory.
No.764267
File: 1458877710211.jpg (179.64 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-34767e22078f3a10ec3….jpg)
>>764262
What gave you that idea.
>rrr
Gramps you're getting steam in my speakers.
>>764266
You got the normal effort output.
I've got a spreadsheet for it.
No.764268
>>764266
Pretty much, we're all gonna make it though. I guarantee it.
No.764269
>>764265
You're...not?
>looks around
Am I on candid camera?
No.764270
>>764264
I call it the Survival Viewer.
>
I eat anything, boy.
>>764266
It's great!
No.764271
>>764269
No I'm looking for a stuffed animal bear!
Why on Earth would I ever want a real bear?
No.764272
>>764267
Oh. My sincerest apologies.
>
>2gentlemanly4thisworld
No.764273
>>764267
So your normal effort output is doing basically nothing?
>>764268
Of course we are. We're the best.
>>764270
Even if you eat it raw?
No.764274
>>764270
Can the stories be true?
Are you the legendary Super Slurper?
They should have come up with a different name for that.
>>764271
Maybe you want to start a zoo?
Or you could cook it, but I don't think bear would taste good.
No.764275
>>764272
>fucking
At ease.
>
Stop.
>>764273
Not like the bar's set real high around here, so...
No.764276
>>764273
You're goddamn right!
No.764277
>>764274
I don't want to start a zoo, nor am I looking to cook it.
What kind of psycho chef do you take me for?
Bear might be decent for a meal but it is hardly a culinary delight.
No.764278
>>764277
How would you know if you never tried it!
That came out like I wanted you to cook a bear, why do you want a stuffed one then?
No.764279
>>764273
It's fish. Fish is good raw.
>>764274
I am many things. Call me Big Boss.
No.764280
>>764278
I'm gonna give it to someone,
No.764281
>>764275
If you say so.
>up he goes
No.764282
>>764275
That's no excuse to be lazy, y'know.
>>764276
>oh it's time
>INITIATE HI-FIVE
>>764279
Oh. I haven't had too many opportunities to eat fish, actually.
No.764283
File: 1458878919999.jpg (146.06 KB, 400x593, 400:593, 217242eac996278482ba049ca8….jpg)
>>764279
Big Boss?
Does that mean you're a...
>looks around
BRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGHion?
>>764280
Oh, cool!
I tried giving May something one time but she threw Jirachi at me. Who's it for?
No.764284
>>764282
>awww yeah nigga
>hi-five time!
No.764285
File: 1458879061600.png (296.01 KB, 600x1193, 600:1193, 317dffa5f1b6908c234e043b8a….png)
>>764281
So what gives, you just track me when I'm upset now or something.
You don't actually have a tracker on me, right.
>>764282
Working well enough so far.
You die if you work.
No.764286
>>764283
Katarina, she's just some woman that I know is all.
No.764287
>>764285
I've been here the entire time. Just working.
>it's time
>for headpats
There's no need to be upset.
No.764288
>>764282
You should give it a try.
>>764283
Apparently not in the sense that you're thinking.
No.764289
File: 1458879420879.png (350.22 KB, 652x870, 326:435, Mama, just killed a man, p….png)
>>764284
>YEAAAAH
>>764285
And you die if you don't. What's your point?
>>764288
>smile
I will next time I get a chance, Boss.
No.764290
File: 1458879438466.png (121.71 KB, 383x215, 383:215, Brendan-pokemon-brendan-34….png)
>>764286
Nice job!
>you earned
>a THUMBS UP
>and 200 PP
Why the heck does it always do that...
>>764288
Oh. That probably explains why you wanted to eat my friends.
No.764291
>>764287
>
>stupid steam gramps
Yeah yeah, you're cramping my style.
>>764289
Who, me?
Dude I'm a ship demon. We're like cockroaches but apparently tastier.
No.764292
File: 1458879583933.png (636.54 KB, 756x584, 189:146, mgr_r___raiden_screenart_b….png)
>>764289
Most of the time I hurt people when I give high fives.
Good thing I high fived your robot arm, then.
No.764293
>>764290
Nice job nothing! I didn't get the damn bear...unless...
I'll be right back, kid.
>FLAME TELEPORT
No.764295
>>764291
>blink
Uh... "Tastier?" I don't follow.
>>764292
Yep. Broken arms aren't fun.
No.764296
>>764289
Then my job here is done.
>>764290
They looked tasty.
>fultons awaaaaay
No.764297
File: 1458880083651.jpg (68.06 KB, 500x361, 500:361, Brendan-pokemon-brendan-34….jpg)
>>764293
I hope he's lucky.
>>764296
Oh.
Ready for your bath, girl?
>[happy watersnek noises]
No.764298
File: 1458880128369.jpg (179.33 KB, 850x694, 425:347, Pogeymans Rising Revengean….jpg)
>>764295
At least I'm trying to lessen the my strength in everyday activities.
I've become really good at it.
No.764299
File: 1458880206180.jpg (27.91 KB, 300x363, 100:121, Scorpion-scorpion-from-mk-….jpg)
>>764297
>reappears with blood and glass shards coating his hand
>but hey he's holding the bear
I got it!
No.764300
>>764294
>how'd your hand get back on her head
>>764295
Made of mochi, remember.
No.764301
>>764299
Good job!
>skittish watersnek
Hey calm down, it's just a...
>squinting
Chef?
No.764302
File: 1458880419490.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>764296
Alright. I'll see you around, Boss.
>>764298
Same. Most people don't realize I could punch straight through steel if I didn't hold back.
>>764300
Oh... right.
>scratches his head
No.764303
>>764300
>baw
>this pleases the computer gramps
I won't tell if you won't.
No.764304
>>764301
Oh what re you getting all uppity about?
No.764305
>>764302
Pervert. Don't stare.
>still completely deadpan
Aaaaaaa.
>>764303
>chain chomp's to the biggu head
I love it when a plan comes together.
No.764306
>>764304
>uh
I think it might be time to split.
Say goodbye, Milotic!
>worried snek
Good job on getting the bear!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAILOOOOOOOOOOORD
No.764307
File: 1458880631724.jpg (58.35 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 2092c27f6a43e9f1d1e0b0acc4….jpg)
>bringing Kiri back
There. No more screaming.
No.764308
>>764302
Most people realize what I can do so they try not to get me too riled up.
IF I have to, I can have Dok turn on strength inhibitors.
No.764309
>>764305
Is it true that you're edible?
No.764310
File: 1458880760380.jpg (177.86 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, sample-d53bc7cdfcec362a03c….jpg)
>>764307
>hurrumph
>doing her weird headband back up
Bastard.
No.764311
>>764306
Was it something I said?
>looks at the bloody and glass filled hand
>just kinda staring
Oh. What's so bad about this?
I've taken worse even on my best days.
No.764312
>>764305
That joke doesn't really work when there's not much for me to stare at.
>SHOTS FIRED!
>>764307
>I have several questions
Uh...
>>764308
Sounds nice. Too bad there's nobody who holds me back when I get mad.
No.764313
File: 1458880869067.jpg (196.37 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-2da490ccfe83c51ca73….jpg)
No.764314
File: 1458880947373.jpg (404.27 KB, 858x888, 143:148, YEEAAAH DRINK THAT GATORAD….jpg)
>>764312
I get mad easily, used to anyway, so it was a good way to get myself to calm down.
It doesn't serve much purpose now that I'm more calm than I used to be, however.
No.764315
File: 1458880989345.jpg (875.43 KB, 830x1228, 415:614, d4f8350e3388281a054f195f82….jpg)
>>764309
It's true that if you get my hair in your mouth, it's like Big League Chew, yeah.
Boss has been feeding it to you all for a week now.
>>764312
Dirty chest loving piggus.
No.764316
File: 1458881048689.jpg (278.22 KB, 850x1168, 425:584, sample-17f71e0031f8e43e859….jpg)
>>764313
Next time, Musashi. I, Kirishima, stake my honor on it.
Or at least my lunch money.
>sniff
Isn't that one of the Abyssals.
No.764317
>>764312
What? Why is everyone giving weird looks?
>>764316
Abyssal? Where?
>facing the wrong direction
No.764318
>>764315
>[silent steam hissing]
Oh. Well... I believe I'm actually speechless.
No.764319
File: 1458881186529.png (215.99 KB, 589x522, 589:522, 67d277ec3a24f2273a8dc40638….png)
>>764317
Are you always this incompetent!
>whirls her around
Right-
>smacks herself on 'sashi's arm
ACK
No.764320
>>764314
Still nice to have it. Just in case, y'know?
>>764315
>
Didn't hurt your feelings too badly, did I?
>>764317
Well, when you come back in here carrying someone, and the first thing you say is "No more screaming", it sounds a little creepy.
No.764321
>>764320
I know, I might need it again one day. For now there's not much use for it.
No.764322
File: 1458881432378.jpg (129.82 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-63753b9217f112fc590….jpg)
>>764318
>pulls off a bit of her braid like taffy
>wads it into a went
Bon appe-whatever.
>>764320
...pfff.
>oh no
No.764323
File: 1458881488559.jpg (59.41 KB, 500x354, 250:177, tumblr_nn42kvfPiy1t30u54o1….jpg)
>>764319
Ehh? Oh. That's the supply one. You had me worried!
...Kirishima?
>looking around
>>764320
Don't make it weird.
No.764324
>>764322
>mechsuit pops off
>except mecha top hat
Phew. Jammed a vent.
No.764325
>>764321
>shrugs
I wouldn't say that. Anything can be useful if you get creative.
>>764322
Hah! Gotcha.
>>764323
I'm not making it weird. It was already weird.
No.764326
File: 1458881639264.jpg (93.36 KB, 850x466, 425:233, sample-269f2cd837de6c923d6….jpg)
>>764323
What do you mean, it's still an Abyssal!
Fine, if you won't do anything I'll just take it down myself.
>...
>scrabbling for glasses
Oh like I'm that short too.
No.764327
File: 1458881694433.jpg (182.49 KB, 850x1252, 425:626, sample-03a4131dba5c53438a3….jpg)
>>764324
>uh
Looking good, gramps. Very baby's first steampunk.
>
Woops.
>>764325
You didn't get anything.
No one will believe you.
No.764328
File: 1458881695769.jpg (242.45 KB, 900x655, 180:131, You can never have enough ….jpg)
>>764325
I guess?
I'm not too sure how strength inhibitors would help with that.
No.764329
>>764325
You're weird!
>>764326
Doesn't that one work for Boss? Or at least isn't, you know, attacking us?
No.764331
File: 1458882002737.png (598.53 KB, 800x945, 160:189, 5572faaf79cb161ac93911d695….png)
>>764329
Aren't you the one that beat up a bathroom stall door because you thought it "looked at you funny"?
I'm not the bad guy here.
No.764332
File: 1458882106658.jpg (618.11 KB, 776x1063, 776:1063, 510f1a0342f686f3c3276c7454….jpg)
>>764331
That sounds like something Tenryuu or Maya would do, not me.
No.764333
File: 1458882138368.jpg (134.87 KB, 850x1080, 85:108, sample-a788b39b3b55fb9e510….jpg)
>>764330
It's what tabletop nerds call being hipster.
Or something.
No.764334
>>764327
You know this place has like, a thousand hidden cameras in it, right? I'll have all the evidence I need.
>>764328
You could use 'em to trick people into thinking you're weaker than you actually are.
>taps the side of his head
Strategy.
>>764329
>grin
And here I thought I'd be able to go a day without someone reminding me.
No.764335
File: 1458882195386.jpg (412.94 KB, 800x572, 200:143, 9737e38788946a90639d79ecff….jpg)
>>764332
W-What is this, when did you get so mature?
You're hiding something from me, I won't fall for it!
No.764336
File: 1458882218947.jpg (744.75 KB, 1280x1788, 320:447, tumblr_nn9oxfF66c1scp23ko2….jpg)
>>764333
I see... what is a "hipster"?
No.764337
File: 1458882255164.jpg (98.56 KB, 500x638, 250:319, HUNGRY FOR WORMS NO HUNGRY….jpg)
>>764334
Not sure when that could prove viable but...you might be right.
No.764338
>>764334
Lewd.
>>764336
It's one of those things that nobody really knows.
No.764339
>>764334
Weirdo.
>>764335
>
>internally smug
This Musashi was named after a samurai, you know. Being brutish would sully that.
No.764340
File: 1458882563387.png (270.21 KB, 761x925, 761:925, tumblr_ndm53iiJia1r4nhj7o1….png)
>>764338
I see... I'll just have to ask Master then.
I will see you later, dearie.
>one last headpat before spiritmodo
No.764341
>>764339
Oh don't give me that! Especially after-
>catches herself
Anyway, I might just be named after a mountain, but I won't lose to a scantily clad woman like you.
I invented manners.
>Kirishima's Big Book of Rules
No.764342
>>764337
Hey, when your life is on the line, you've gotta give yourself every advantage you can. And there's nothing like the element of surprise.
>>764338
Don't blame me. I'm not the one who set up the cameras, I just know they're here.
>>764339
I'm rubber, you're glue.
>Bucky nobody says that anymore
No.764343
>>764340
>:I
Don't be a stranger, pops.
>>764342
Bet you get all the good upskirts with that, huh.
No.764344
File: 1458882925424.jpg (1.12 MB, 1233x1920, 411:640, tumblr_nnfm8w2AjQ1t30u54o1….jpg)
>>764341
Yeah? This Musashi also takes inspiration from Musashibo Benkei! None will get past me!
>>764342
What does that even mean?
No.764345
File: 1458883042714.jpg (207.82 KB, 850x1169, 850:1169, sample-c2dec18a31f4acfa88b….jpg)
>>764344
So you're too tall with smelly feet?
>smuggin internally
Why Musashi, you didn't have to tell me that.
No.764346
>>764342
I guess? I'm still not entirely sure what the advantage is unless you go in weak first.
No.764347
>>764345
>
Even if you mock me, this Musashi's going to be the bulwark of the fleet.
>oh no
>she has dignity
>BUT HOW
No.764348
>>764343
>
At this time, I cannot confirm nor deny that.
>now he's just fucking with you, Shuse
>>764344
Means you're just as weird as I am, Musashi.
>>764346
Maybe you'll have to get captured on purpose to pull off a rescue mission in the future. I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas.
No.764349
File: 1458883337050.jpg (224.71 KB, 850x1135, 170:227, sample-912abca612ae3d08bed….jpg)
>>764347
>IT JUST DON'T ADD UP
Tch...trying to out-proper me, is that it. There's no way you'd be like this otherwise.
Besides, Iowa's here now and her guns are bigger than yours.
No.764350
>>764348
That'd risky, what if where I'm captured makes it so I can't reach Dok by codec?
It'd be best just to pretend to be weak rather than turning on inhibitors.
No.764351
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>>764348
>
>hops in the barrel
>rolls away
No.764352
>>764350
You've got a point. But do you have the acting skills to pull that off?
>>764351
She tells me to try being comic relief, but can't handle when I start joking around...
>shakes his head
No.764353
File: 1458883736718.png (423.58 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 6a4682fd27728ff60c954253ba….png)
>>764348
That's fine.
>>764349
Her guns are smaller, Kirishima. This Musashi's got the biggest mounts. Akashi says you can use them too but with a range penalty.
No.764354
>>764352
I can give you a definitive maybe.
No.764355
>>764353
>already sitting at a table with a tea set
>she's not falling for my proper off
>quick last ditch effort
What makes you think I meant cannons.
>oooohoho
>BIG FISTS get
Damn right!
No.764356
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>>764355
>man i don't wanna proper-off
>tfw just wanna be BENKEI OF THE SEAS
Wahaha, don't they feel good?
No.764357
File: 1458884155755.jpg (201.98 KB, 850x521, 850:521, sample-fd6513829a8b49ee563….jpg)
>>764356
>I am the rules
Don't make it weird.
>UPPERCUT in the air
>fist-mounts pop off
>jets spew out of them like the AI Pods
>zips off
No.764358
>>764353
At least you're comfortable with it. If I had said something like that to Bismarck, my skull would be powder right now.
>>764354
>chuckles
Play your cards right and you might win an Oscar.
No.764359
>>764357
>nabbing them by their cannon bits
>
So you want to be the strongest, ah?
No.764360
>>764358
You really think so?
I've seen plenty of movies, but I've never been in one.
No.764361
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>>764359
This isn't some showdown in an anime!
>huff
I want...I want to drop the sickest beats. I want to protect Haruna and my comrades.
My frame can't support those things like you can, I'm strong enough already.
No.764362
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>>764358
Oho? Bismarck has anger issues, you're right. But this Musashi doesn't think you'd be in too much danger.
>>764361
It can be if you try!
>okay don't laugh at the rap thing
>she actually likes it
You don't have to support them, this Musashi'll support you.
>CAMARADERIE levels rising
No.764363
>>764360
Sure. Acting's not as complicated as people make it look.
>>764362
You sure about that? She's made it pretty clear she doesn't like me.
No.764364
>>764363
You ever try it before?
No.764365
File: 1458884797771.jpg (170.28 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-2e38a8aebc319280e87….jpg)
>>764362
But that's not-
>oh screw it
>too PUMPED
Mic check one two, one two!
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
>Kiri calm down you're going DRILLS again
No.764366
>>764363
She and Boss are too busy loading everyone onto those mobile fortresses. We're going out to war, I think.
>>764365
>wew
>trying not to laugh
No.764367
File: 1458884969050.jpg (172.53 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-16eaa4144527c2456a5….jpg)
>>764366
>:C
>Uncle Simon I'm coming home
War?
No.764368
>>764364
Technically. I had to steal a Nazi uniform and pretend to be on their side once or twice during the war. Made learning enemy secrets a lot easier.
>>764366
Huh. Any idea who we're going up against this time, or is that still classified?
No.764369
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>>764367
You didn't hear that speech Bismarck gave us? She kept going on and on about things in German but I understood we're shipping out to another large-scale sortie.
>>764368
Nagato hasn't told us any specifics yet.
No.764370
>>764368
Huh, so I guess you would know about it, then.
No.764371
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>>764369
I was...busy.
>she means beatboxing in front of the mirror with a brush
I feel like she's always saying something rude about the rest of us but I can never prove it.
>adjusts her specs
Hiei's still in repair. Are we ready for this?
No.764372
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>>764369
I see.
>reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial of blood
Doubt we'll have time to put this to use, unless the war drags on for a while.
>>764370
You could say that. Too bad I've never been to Hollywood.
No.764373
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>>764371
Do you know for how much longer? This sounds really big if even Boss' ground soldiers are going.
>>764372
What's that?
No.764374
>>764372
I'm sure a guy looking like you could get a fine career there.
No.764375
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>>764373
I'll ask Kongou.
>twists the side of her headband
>[radio crackle]
Soon. She's just wasting hot water as it is right now.
Did Boss say anything?
No.764376
>>764373
>turns it on it's side
>there's a label on it that reads: ROGERS, STEVE
A sample of Captain America's blood. Boss and I talked about reverse-engineering the super-soldier serum once. If we pulled it off, our ground troops would be able to pull a lot more weight.
>>764374
Maybe. But I doubt that's the right career for me.
No.764377
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>>764375
This Musashi thinks he's going to give us a summary before we go. There has to be some kind of briefing for an operation like this, right?
>>764376
You should take that to him!
No.764378
>>764376
It wouldn't be.
But it's nice to ponder, huh?
No.764379
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>>764377
All this secrecy reminds me of the of the salt guy...
>frown
>fist balls
If Boss says go, we go. Are you leading again?
No.764380
>>764377
Planning on it.
>sighs
Of course, I never did ask Cap himself for any kind of permission. But the stronger our army is, the less likely we are to lose anyone. If doing this means we'll save lives... he'll understand.
>>764378
Yep. Our lives could be a whole lot different, but I'm happy with where I am.
No.764381
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>>764379
This Musashi doesn't see a resemblance. The salt guy didn't know what he was doing.
Bismarck's leading. This Musashi's in the vanguard.
>>764380
Is there a problem?
No.764382
>>764380
And I'm pretty alright with where I am too.
No.764383
>returning in fatigues
>>764380
You actually managed it.
No.764384
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>>764381
We didn't know what we were doing either.
I'm going to use your spare mounts for this, we already have enough long-range types.
I've been itching to hit something.
No.764385
>Meanwhile, in the wastelands of Utah...
>Char quizzes Kiruko on various aspects of space travel and survival for her final test the next day
>They hike around the canyons, having long given up the charade of pretending to be on Mars and having to wear space suits.
No.764386
>>764381
Well, we'd be taking a big risk by giving so many people super-soldier strength. Not that Boss' men aren't trustworthy, but still.
>>764382
>thumbs up
No problems here, then.
>>764383
It was actually pretty easy. My arm has a function that causes security cameras to loop a few seconds of footage instead of recording anything new. No one actually saw me take anything.
No.764387
>>764386
>looks around
You're right, no problems.
Well how about that.
No.764388
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>>764384
>grin
See you on the frontlines.
>>764386
This Musashi wouldn't know anything about that, the men are always so nice.
No.764389
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>>764388
We still can't go back, you know. You calling me a bother?
>plops down
>writing rap lyrics in a notebook
No.764390
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>>764386
It may take us a while.
We'll be mobilizing soon. It's time we branched out from mother base and spread our roots elsewhere.
No.764391
>>764385
You say if I have to go through vacuum, to cover ears and mouth?
No.764392
>>764389
>
There's no better place for us.
No.764393
File: 1458887531181.png (173.51 KB, 500x678, 250:339, Nobody cared who I was unt….png)
>>764387
>smiles
Nice to have an easy day every once in a while, isn't it?
>>764388
That's not surprising. Although, some of them are probably nice to you, for, um...
>cough
Specific reasons.
>>764390
>nod
I'll be ready to move out when you give the word.
>hands him the vial
We'll need to be careful with recreating the serum, though. Unless we can replicate the vita-rays Cap got hit with too, the serum'll be unstable. It'll still work, but after a year of being in someone's bloodstream, it'll cause their immune system to go haywire.
No.764394
>>764393
In the past week, I've fought a reflection of myself, took down the entirety of Desperado, and went on a magical quest.
This is nice.
No.764395
>a cobalt clad figure darts in from the night
>the only distinguishing feature is his long scarf
>and that one damn hair that won't go down
>THE LONE HERO STRIKES AGAIN
No.764396
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>>764392
>!!
I just meant we can't go back because we're still on lockdown, what do you think you're doing?
No.764397
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>>764396
Flustering you. It worked.
>>764393
Oh, this Musashi knows.
No.764398
>>764391
Yep! You want to make sure you know where you're going before you go out because your eyes are going to be the first thing that freeze if you're in space unprotected.
Alright - now this one is ALWAYS on the test: What is the capital of Texas Colony?
No.764399
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>>764397
What are you, some kind of Saturday morning cartoon villain?
>maybe snugglan
Tell me if this sounds good.
"I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical miracle spiritual"
No.764400
>>764393
Half of the puzzle, then.
No.764401
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>>764400
All of it, actually.
No.764402
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>>764399
>
>not really paying attention
It sounds fine.
No.764403
>>764394
Everything's coming up Raiden, eh?
>>764397
Good. For a second there I was worried I'd have to spell it out.
>>764400
With all the people living at Outer Heaven, I'm sure we've got at least one radiation expert. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
No.764404
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>>764402
>YOSH
>
The man on the internet said only bad rappers do that, looks like he was wrong.
No.764405
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>>764401
Half.
You're looking well.
>>764403
We've got plenty of eggheads to take a crack at it.
No.764406
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No.764407
>>764403
Just about, I'd say. This has only been a day however, who knows what things'll bring next week?
No.764408
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>>764405
Trying hot yoga. It works other than making Sunny want to puke.
Meant what I said, too. Hal analyzed the suit after the microwaves cooked it back in '14. Needless to say it meant we were going to Best Buy to get all the newest radiation shit they have.
We'll handle it.
No.764409
>>764404
>>764406
THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES
YA'LL THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST IGNORE PAPA FRANKU'S ADVICE, BUT I AIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT
No.764410
>>764406
He's scruffy and gross but kind of funny anyway.
>>764409
THERE HE IS!
>shakes her fist
You can't tell I, Kirishima how to rap!
No.764411
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>>764405
>smiles
If we do figure everything out, I think it's only fair for me to be the first one put through the wringer.
>>764407
No idea, but it'll probably be something crazy.
No.764412
>>764408
Artificial muscles and an unknown radiation type aren't correlated, son. And I'm pretty sure Emmerich's a robotics expert and not a radiation expert.
We'll handle it.
>>764411
If you volunteer, I have no objections.
No.764413
>>764412
Never said Hal would be doing all the heavy lifting.
Proud of that kid, she's a nerd but a well-rounded nerd.
Figure it'd be a good baseline to work up, at least.
No.764414
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>>764409
Eh??
>>764410
Oi, Kirishima-
>BLASTU'd
No.764415
>>764411
Guess we'll have to wait and see. Until then, I think I'm going to head off for night.
See you around, Buck.
>leaps out through the window
No.764416
>>764412
>shrug
I figure if I go first, it'll prove to everybody else that there's nothing to be scared of.
>>764415
Alright. Stay safe out there, Raiden.
No.764417
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>>764398
>thinking a lot harder than she should for a simple question
Neo Austin?
No.764418
>>764410
OH SURE, LET'S PRETEND "STANDARDS" AREN'T A THING
WHILE WE'RE AT IT, I'M GONNA RUN AROUND IN A PINK GIMP SUIT AND PRETEND IT'S NORMAL
>>764414
HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY CALL THE #BLACKLIVESMATTER PEOPLE
No.764419
>>764414
Ohhh, I did it again!
>
Musashi. Oi, Musashi!
>shake shake
>>764418
YOU ALREADY DO THAT YOU BIG WEIRDO
No.764420
>>764413
Sunny... fair enough.
>>764416
I doubt they'd be afraid.
No.764422
>>764420
Just don't mention the hot yoga.
If that guy's gonna be a supersoldier at least make him get a haircut first.
No.764423
>>764420
You never know. Some soldiers might have a fear of needles.
>
No.764424
>>764417
Heh, good job!!
Alright smartypants, what's Jupiter's primary export?
>He comes to a stop at the top of the big rock
Wow.... look at the view!
No.764425
File: 1458889825201.jpg (151.62 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 3d8f00e5e6bf4f7c1845a25779….jpg)
>>764424
Helium?
>oooo
I em having fun here.
No.764426
>>764425
You studied hard! Though it's "Helium-3" to be precise. It's a non-radioactive isotope of helium with two protons and one neutron, in contrast with two neutrons in common helium.
>"I em having fun here."
Me too.
>He smiles at her
No.764427
>[You have one new message from "DANTE"]
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