No.100066
SOMEONE CURE ME OF THE LEWD DISEASE
My dick is to small to remember to put a subject
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>>100064
Actually, I sexually identify as a privilege.
No.100072
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No.100073
>>100066
Can't you infect me with it?
No.100074
still to see actual lewds here!
No.100075
I want someone to train and perfect my lewdness and turn me into a fine slut
No.100076
>>100075
did I not tell you to talk with rager?
No.100078
No.100079
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>>100077
No worries. Just means you should check em.
No.100080
>>100078
oh I'm sorry you got a thing too?
No.100081
>>100079
I always do.
>>100080
With Rager? Nah.
No.100082
>>100081
I didn't mean him but I understand
No.100083
God moe number it you fucking cuck.
No.100085
No.100086
>>100084
it's o.k bby you can love me if you want but I can't return it back to you
No.100087
>>100086
I already have a bf, thanks!
No.100088
>>100087
I know I'm just teasing you
No.100089
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No.100090
>>100085
It's for the best. It'd probably be some Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber song.
No.100091
>>100088
And I am reminding you of your place!
No.100092
No.100093
will eating heart shaped gumdrops make me slutty
No.100094
>>100093
if they're cum favored
No.100096
>>100089
<3
>>100092
Mhmmm. Which isn't with me.
No.100097
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw you want to go to a rave with ur roomie but he ends up not wanting to go
>tfw u get acid and do it while he's on MDMA and a really tiny bit of psilocybin
>few hours passby of fucking around the house
>want to go to a rave
>gem is almost off work
>ask her if she wants to come
>she gets off an hour early
>we found a rave and just fucking go to Washington State an hour away
>its kinda lame, we make a REALLY good hookup tho and clean them out of all their drugs
>take some MDMA and give gem a lot
>i start fucking rolling and im like at peak acid so im just fucking rolling as we're driving home looking at the pretty colors
>gliding through the freeway in what looked like space at 80mph with nobody on the road and just the lights of metro portland while video related plays
>ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
>shes acted super extroverted and really talkative more than usual
>finally guide our tripping asses home because MASTER CARTOGRAPHER
>go inside
>talk about shit like theraputiically for 6 hours on mdma while cuddling
>she seems like an entirely different person now
>she hasnt been effected by the molly in ages
>she actually went to work with a smile on her face today
>she actually seems happy and like herself
:')
>tfw you make your introverted moe anime girl gf into a bossy extrovert overnight
does anyone else know this feel though
this is an ABSTRACT kinda feel :'))
No.100098
>>100096
I know that you're silly
No.100100
>>100097
Fuck thats a lot of words
No.100102
Nobody is even doing anything in the darkzone anymore. It's become a total snoozefest.
This might be the extent of The Division.
No.100104
>>100103
D-d-d-d-dangerzoneeeeeeeeeeeee
No.100105
>>100097
haha nice funny cool
*fart*
No.100106
>>100101
You posted a heart at me!
No.100108
>tfw you'll never get a heart
No.100109
>>100107
No, but I am bad with affection.
No.100111
>>100109
I'm acclimating you to it!
No.100114
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No.100116
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>>100112
HEART STOLEN! hehehehehehehhe
No.100121
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No.100122
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No.100125
>>100120
Accept our hearts, let it make you "hnnng".
>>100121
<3~ o:
No.100127
>>100126
I like it this way.
No.100128
>>100126
When did you become so straight?
No.100129
Can't deal, too much affection.
>>100122
What???
>>100123
I don't know how.
>>100124
Why?!
>>100125
Accept my dick, nerd.
No.100130
I missed Vodka
>>100126
u r gay
No.100131
>>100129
Just let it happen. You might not know how, but it can happen anyway.
No.100132
I missed Vodka
>>100126
u r gay
>>100129
i love you
No.100133
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No.100134
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>>100129
Accept mine, you fucking fag. Oh wait-
No.100135
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No.100136
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where do hearts go once released into the air
No.100138
that feel when I want to tell everyone to fuck off, but I want to cuddle everyone at the exact same time.
No.100140
You ever take someone tripping deep on lsd, put a gun in their hands, and shove them into a battle field with explosions going off everywhere?
No.100141
>>100135
It looks war torn.
>>100136
If you embraced the hearts, they wouldn't need to endlessly travel through the air!
>>100138
Even me?
>>100139
2009 called, they want their memes back.
No.100142
>>100128
Always have been!
No.100143
>>100136
they don't go anywhere, they stay with you as long as you hold them
No.100144
Evening
I had a dream where I was a loli. It was great.
No.100145
>>100140
i think you did that to me last night my friend
No.100146
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No.100147
>>100142
Hmmm… I beg to differ.
>>100144
Always pictured you being a loli.
No.100148
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No.100149
>>100144
good sleep then?
that's great, how're you doing?
No.100151
>>100145
I told Senti btw Maya…
No.100152
No.100155
>>100138
That feel when I want to tell my bf to fuck off but also get fucked
if only he was bit closer so we can angerfuck :x
>>100140
huh?
>>100148
wow that italian flag looks weird
>>100147
I always pictured myself like that apparently? Sometimes? When I dream. Its pretty allright.
No.100156
>>100155
look at my post about alison
No.100157
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>>100155
That's because it isn't an Italian flag :3
No.100158
>>100153
>Undermeme
Need I say more?
No.100159
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>>100157
Confirmed traitor to to the Italian non-Italian race.
No.100161
>>100144
Everyone here is their avatar, you silly loli.
>>100145
Any life changing revelations? I need details on the full effects of our experiment.
>>100146
I'm remaking history.
No.100162
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>>100159
Don't forget Iceland too :^)
No.100164
>>100157
needs more union jack.
No.100165
>>100156
wow alison is you now
I hope she gets back to her normal self cause I liked her like that.
I wonder about that hookup.
>>100157
I didn't appreciate your touhou until you posted a lot of really pretty images of her, and now I do.
shes allright
>>100159
never forgetti the spaghetti
>>100161
Oh right, I did had a prettier one piece dress tho.
I wish I had one of those.
No.100166
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>>100163
Don't point your thingimebob at me cheeky~
No.100167
>>100165
but shes totally like extroverted and herself now
she might have been cute and i selfishly like her that sweet little moe version of her but she grew up idk
its cute i dont want her to go back
No.100168
>>100165
The delicious spaghetti.
>>100166
Why should I not?
No.100169
Which one are you getting?
No.100170
pls pay attention to me or I WILL OFF MYSELF
No.100171
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>>100164
Well running through different servers I pick the best ping :3
>>100165
Thankyou <3
No.100172
No.100173
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>>100169
i need a new mmo i'm tempted by this one
No.100174
>>100169
don't get any, you'll just drop it again within a week of trying to play it
No.100175
>>100169
None of them!
>>100170
[attention intensifies]
No.100176
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No.100177
>>100169
Blade & Soul was perfectly fine.
No.100178
>>100167
But you're all like, normies now. I feel like I wouldn't fit at all anymore.
>>100169
meh
division looks fun tho
>>100171
yw <3
No.100179
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>>100169
>mmo garbage
you said it not me
No.100180
I want my master to fuck someone while I watch then lick the cum off their tummy and feets
No.100181
>>100176
Naaaaaah, you wouldn't.
No.100182
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FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME JESUS CHRIST
No.100184
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No.100185
>>100181
You're right I wouldn't~
No.100187
>>100173
If you do tell me. I'm getting it after I get a PS4.
>>100174
I've only religiously played 4 MMOs in my life.
>Fallen Earth
>ArcheAge
>Tera
>RuneScape
I think BDO could be everything ArcheAge wanted to be, but failed to be.
>>100177
It was too cartoony. Looked kinda bland.
>>100180
Why are you such a cuckhold?
No.100188
No.100189
>>100185
Mhmmm. Knew it.
>>100186
We paid a bunch of gay people to post here.
No.100192
>>100187
who's the publisher and dev?
EVE online was my crack and that's the only MMO I've ever truly loved
No.100193
>>100184
Not enough of /lewd/ played.
No.100194
Mika push esc when you get to the end, then it tps you home
No.100195
>>100187
ah i probs get it one day before launch.
No.100196
>>100183
Maybe im just being moody because hailey (un)intentionally made me pretty sad.
I just want to sit in a corner somewhere and draw ;w;
>>100187
what server/max level class u got
No.100197
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No.100202
>>100155
oh, I just found your response, cool I wish I could hate fuck my GF.
>>100187
well, do I actually have to tell you to fuck off to get you to cuddle me?
No.100203
>>100191
hi
>>100194
it doesnt work, it keeps tping me near +-1k
No.100205
>>100203
How's it going?
>>100204
HEAVY WEAPONRY SHALL ALSO STOP HIM.
No.100206
>>100192
Kakao/Game Net/Daum Games/GameOn.
>>100196
I forget. It's been almost 2 years since I REALLY played an MMO. I think I max lvl'd an archeage character twice.
No.100207
No.100209
>>100202
I like it kind of rough, so yeah.
>>100204
Papa! You've made it!
No.100211
>>100206
koreans again? yeah it wont end well
No.100212
>>100201
If I had gotten into it, I would have disappeared from /lewd/ and steam like I did with Archeage. Upset a lot of my friends, made a bunch of new friends ingame and just played with them everyday. If a good chunk of /lewd/ gets into Black Desert I'll play that, otherwise I don't want to disappear to an mmo right now.
Plus Black Desert seems more fitting, we can make a bandit guild and harass Noun everyday until he quits, then laugh about it.
No.100213
>>100210
tekken/doa are better
No.100214
Is it "Everyone Bully Noun O'clock" already?
No.100215
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>>100212
you talk too much it's shit anyway
No.100216
>drinking pineapplejuice and watching wrestling with my best friend
life can only get worse from now on
No.100217
Boss wants to buy me a monitor to hook up at work because laptop resolution is eyecancer <3
No.100219
>>100209
WELL FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!
*slaps*
No.100221
>>100214
wouldn't dream of it!
No.100222
>>100215
This doesn't end here…
No.100223
>>100216
>drinking pineapplejuice and watching wrestling with my best friend
Life is good right now
No.100225
>drinking pineapple juice
No.100227
>>100225
I agree, pineapples a shit
No.100228
>>100225
its with vodka shhh
No.100229
>>100218
NORMIE SCUM.
>>100219
Only if you're a tough woman who can take a punch though. If you're a boy then *counter attack*
>you will never have rough, bloody sex with a strong, beautiful commando chick
>>100225
Makes your cum taste good though.
No.100230
>>100225
Fucking plebs, aye.
No.100231
>>100226
You can't have him back, he's free now, across the border to Canada.
No.100234
I'm not bullying you Noun, you're cute and you got a nice voice!
No.100235
>>100233
I already knew that, though.
No.100236
>>100232
Theres nothing wrong with pineapple juice :3
No.100237
>>100229
You want to bleed?
No.100238
oh hey im week and a half on my nofap
No.100239
>>100234
jeez just get married already
>>100235
So why say it out loud?
No.100240
>>100229
It's not "Everyone Bully Skandi O'clock"! It is, as you said, "Everyone Bully Noun O'clock"! Virgin crossdressing injun!
No.100241
>>100236
Everything is wrong with it!
No.100242
>>100229
FUCK YOU, I'll dress you up and use you as my beautiful commando chick.
*throws a uniform at you then punches you in the stomach*
go get dressed bitch!!
No.100243
Here I come to make everything worse
No.100244
>>100239
Because you're equally disgusting.
No.100245
>>100239
Only if you marry Sleepen
No.100247
>>100243
or just be ignored
No.100248
>>100238
Congratulations <3
>>100241
There isn't~
No.100250
>>100244
No I am Awesome
>>100245
No I don't believe in marriage
No.100252
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>>100234
Thanks Setoto. I can always count on you to be my loyal sla- I mean friend.
>>100237
Yeah, of course.
>>100240
Now I just want to sexually bully the Skandi… might send you some tumblr messages later.
>>100242
You couldn't make me do sheeeeit, sissy boy.
>>100243
Oh Rager is here, everything is good now.
No.100254
>>100249
*pets you*
>>100250
Prove your awesomesauce.
No.100255
>>100238
Holy shit Toods me too. Almost 2 weeks here. I don't think I'm ever going to fap again!
No.100256
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>>100253
Bring it on then :P
No.100258
>>100256
I thought I already had.
No.100259
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No.100260
No.100261
>>100257
That's not particularly awesome.
No.100262
>>100254
Meow!
>>100252
Good luck! I'm too drunk for lewd stuff!
No.100264
>>100252
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, put that fucking uniform on now
*throws a chair at you*
got anything else to say you little fuck?
No.100265
>>100252
Noun pls.
don't do that.
No.100267
>>100262
> says he's drunk
> hasn't put drunk on his name or given me a throwaway email yet
>>100263
You know I'm right.
No.100269
>>100267
Okay fine, the name was an oversight. But, as I said to Noun, I'm not in a lewd mood, dude!
No.100270
>>100255
I managed to do one month. It felt really good, didn't really get horny at all but I wondered what would happen if I did it.
Lets just say that old flames got reignited and it started all over again.
Would not recommend trying to fap during whatever nofap. Plus your dreams get lewder maybe so its really nice.
>>100248
thank <3
No.100271
>>100268
SLAP ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT
No.100274
>>100269
You say that now, but I haven't started on you yet.
>>100272
Yes I am, dammit!
No.100277
>>100260
Sit down, boy.
>>100262
How am I supposed to know this? Change your name to "Drunk Skandi"!
>>100264
….*does a somer sault out of the way*
*as I am rolling, pick up knife and stabs you in dick*
I was a hero once……. now look what u made me do……………………………
>>100265
I want to kiss you..
>>100270
Wet dreams don't count, right? I went a month once due to depression. I woke up soaked in cum.
No.100280
>>100279
You're right, you wouldn't even play The Division with me. You also called me a fuck ass.
No.100282
>>100275
Not you!
GEEZ.
>>100276
Let's see how long your boxfort lasts against me!
No.100283
>>100277
DAMN
I was never 2sad2fap tho. I tried doing it so I might possibly be less sad.
All it gave me was more time to do other stuff however.
No.100284
I'll suck someone's dick if they go through Panty & Stocking and make crops of Stocking. I realized while eating coconut cake I connect on a spiritual level with stocking
No.100288
>>100274
Make a tumblr, nerd. The IM system there is so incredibly terrible that it's basically just a more convenient form of email.
>>100277
I already did so, cuck! slapping myself every time i see your name is so doki doki kyaa~n
No.100289
>>100280
I'm sorry noun
but my heart belongs to another
you homo
>>100282
hey dotter
No.100290
>>100277
responds by *Removing the knife from my dick and stabbing you 12 fucking times with it* Don't think I won't still fuck you, PUT THE FUCKING UNIFORM ON, NOW!!!!
No.100291
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No.100293
>>100287
Oh, I love that show so much.
>>100288
That's so much hassle, though!
ARGH.
>>100289
Hey Tak. Sup?
>>100291
>
No.100294
I don't see how people can just not fap when they're at their worst
it's what I did to get out of it basically
No.100296
>>100293
Me too it understands how bad Upstate NY is
No.100297
>>100294
If I'm feeling that down, I don't generally feel like fapping.
>>100296
Oh, we all know it's total shit.
No.100298
>>100252
I'll use a dull razor and carve my name all over your body and see if you have enough blood left to fight back or break as my personal cocksleeve~
>>100251
Drink up all that apple juice from your sippy cup young man.
No.100300
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No.100301
>>100297
that's why you force your self to
No.100302
>>100285
SEEEEEEEEEEENTI
>>100288
Lmfao
>>100289
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T PLAY VIDEOGAMES TOGETHER. I bet you sound like a girl.
>>100283
NEVER take ADHD meds. That shit will destroy your libido and make you a sadboy (or girl).
>>100290
I don't listen to anyone, so stab away!
>>100298
You don't get it. You just don't fuckin' get it do you, Kyo? YOU MUST TREAT ME WITH SOME RESPECT. I can only live out that fantasy with a woman like Revy or balalaika. Or even Valmet. Also, no blades.
No.100303
>>100293
It is not! And it's far more trustworthy than throwaways!
No.100304
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No.100305
>>100300
>
>>100301
Eh. I doubt that'd help for long.
>>100303
Bleh. I don't wanna be part of the tumblr generation, though ;_;
No.100306
>>100297
HEY! only i can talk bad about UNY!
No.100307
>>100302
I did my best to make it obvious that it was a joke.
No.100308
>>100293
I was going to get drunk today
but no
>>100302
that's not even true.
don't be rude.
No.100309
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No.100310
>>100305
doesn't need to last long, just long enough
No.100312
>>100308
Why not?
>>100309
Let's do thissssssssssssss.
No.100313
>>100305
You already are part of the tumblr generation! Even though you're like 68 years old, you're tumblr by association!
No.100315
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No.100316
>"I walked into the room and Benedict Cumberbatch was dual-wielding light machine guns, then I walked out. That's all I've seen of the new Star Trek movies."
No.100317
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>>100298
I'm gonna pretend this means my contract is up
No.100318
>>100302
You said you wanted a sexy commando, so I'll respectfully bloody you with my hands.
I'd patch you up afterwards.
No.100319
>>100313
That's a lie! Or more than one lie!
>>100314
You should get your selective hearing checked out!
>>100315
>
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>>100316
Thats where I stopped watching that one too :s
>>100319
>
No.100322
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
"Nothing's wrong, I'm just wasted."
No.100323
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No.100325
>>100319
On another note, I'd like to point out what master said about me visiting England this summer:
>I am giving you permission to pleasure Dotters dick. SO WHAT
And he gave me explicit permission to post that publicly. He's a bit of a cuck, sadly.
No.100329
>>100325
think he's only saying that because he knows dotters can't
such tease!
No.100330
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No.100331
>>100324
MAKE ME
>>100325
Oh my~
Will you be visiting the London area?
No.100332
Who else here thinks that cuckholdry/NTR are two, bottom of the barrel disgusting shit-tier fetishes?
No.100334
>>100332
it's not really cucking if they're all o.k with it
it's awful though when one party doesn't want that
No.100335
>>100333
Good man, good trips. I'm going to go lie down now before this migraine makes my head explode.
No.100336
>>100332
I'm into loving and cuddling.
No.100337
>>100327
>>100328
>>100329
He was born a cuck, it's not his fault.
>>100331
It's the only place I ever visit, since my mum used to live there when she was bout my age!
>>100332
Me! But since master likes it, I have a sort of second-hand enjoyment!
No.100338
>>100332
personally I think mommy/shota stuff and cowtits are the lowest tier fetishes
No.100339
>>100336
Well then get over here!
No.100340
>>100330
Steam is a scary place.
>>100332
If you enjoy it you enjoy it but if you don't and it happens it's the worst.
No.100341
i dont think its really cucking if you're just kinda a free love kinda person like me
No.100342
>>100335
I wish i could do stuff with migraines
i just lay down in a dark room and die slowly
No.100343
>>100339
>is awake
>doesnt instantly message me
._.
No.100344
>>100337
Excellent, we'll meet up, then.
Also, did you ask him about it first or did he just mention it when you guys talked about your trip over to the UK?
No.100345
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No.100346
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>>100302
*stabs 12 more times* put the fucking uniform on, I don't want to kill you!!
No.100347
>>100341
>i don't think its really murdering if you're just kinda a free killing kinda person like me
No.100349
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No.100350
It's official, I fucking hate dota2, I'm sick of being in a middle of a gypsy gangbang.
I'd give my nuts to move into america just so I can use their servers.
No.100351
>>100337
please cut off my dick ;_;
No.100352
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i'm back what did i miss?
No.100353
>>100347
great fallacy bro
No.100354
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No.100355
>>100350
just play on east, it's not that bad but even then, it's still fucking dota
>>100352
lotsd of cucking
No.100356
If you don't enjoy it then it's not a fetish.
No.100357
>>100350
US east = peruvians
US west = mexicans
EU west = russians
there's no escape
No.100358
>>100348
I still have to read that and watch that
>>100352
love
No.100359
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>>100286
bats are so cute, how could ozzy bite the head off them?
No.100360
No.100361
>>100358
suzuya is best boy
No.100362
>>100360
I'm not marsy lmao
Also,marsy said if you ever want to play dota you should ask him
No.100363
>>100359
who could do anything to anything that's only seeming creepy on a glance?
No.100364
>>100359
He thought it was a rubber one :3
No.100365
Hey marsy isn't here guys, lets all make fun of him behind his back.
No.100366
>>100344
It started with me teasing him about being okay with the idea of me having sex with my old crush! Then I kept on teasing him, until it turned out he was perfectly okay with me doing stuff with you. As long as my anal virginity isn't lost, granted!
PS. I'm not a slut.
>>100351
No!
>>100353
Thanks, but my phallusy is average at best!
No.100367
>>100362
I thought Marsy was a girl???
>tfw catfished guys!!!
No.100369
>>100364
Is that the real story?
No.100371
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>>100369
Yes, he thought it was a prop
No.100372
>>100355
>>100355
You know what, fuck it, I'm gonna pick Riki.
That or if you'd like to play with me and I pick support.
I fucking love healing cunts.
No.100373
>>100332
Objectively, yes.
No.100375
>>100371
he must've been high as fuck
No.100376
>>100336
{Same}
>>100332
{Same}
Was talking about it with a degenerate ERPer earlier. How cuddling and affectionate giving is the best fetish.
No.100377
>>100366
Well, yep, it would be great to meet you!
And maybe do stuffs
No.100378
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>>100375
Aye he probably was
No.100379
>>100370
this bored in a nutshell.
No.100380
>>100368
I love you so much that it'd be incredibly embarrassing to try to explain it here, master, even though you are a cuck.
>>100367
>catfished
meow blub blub
>>100374
I don't have anything against your dick! Why would I want to cut if off?
No.100381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is a film you guys need to watch
>>100372
no and no
No.100382
>>100363
but, bats are cute as fuck.
>>100364
bullshit.
No.100383
>>100376
I find that to be more exhilirating than domination/"bullying".
Maybe I'm just turning into a big softie.
No.100384
>>100380
So I can stop being such a pervert..
No.100385
>>100365
I heard hes gay xD
>>100361
hes cute..
>>100376
{Same}
No.100386
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>>100382
He said that in an interview, it came from his own mouth
No.100387
>>100378
What are you up to, magi?
>>100385
No, you.
No.100388
>>100380
It took me longer to understand that than I'd like to admit…
No.100390
No.100392
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>>100387
Not much just chilling watching Bakemonogatari, posting here and a few other things :3
No.100393
>>100386
just like my cousin ran other kittens with a lawn mower becuase his dad told them they wern't real
?
No.100394
>>100377
We'll see, we'll see! This is Drunk Skandi speaking, it's very easy for him to say we'll meet up when I'm in London, but less so for normal Skandi!
>>100384
You're cute when you're being a pervert, though! You haven't cum without your master's permission yet, right?
>>100388
I'm pretty sure it was the absolutely dumbest joke I've ever made, so you're forgiven!
No.100395
I heard Marsy likes scat, how gross….
>>100383
Wow Noun, really? Gross.
>>100385
Good taste.
No.100396
No.100397
>>100394
about that..
I'm touching myself now
No.100398
>>100394
Of course, of course. I wouldn't pressure you over that, anyway.
No.100399
>>100395
Although I still get the urge to abuse cute things…
No.100400
>>100393
Someone threw a live bat on stage, he thought it was a rubber one and bit the head off..
>>100395
>scat
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No.100401
>>100389
Sounds pretty hot tbh…
No.100402
>>100400
Well he IS German after all…
>>100399
Not me, right?
No.100403
>>100399
would you abuse me gently?
No.100404
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>>100396
yeah, that's why I pet them, and laugh as they run away, or I just let them chill in the corner, spiders are cool.
>>100400
butbut but did he not even look at it, was it really live?
No.100405
>>100392
Are you doing well?
No.100406
No.100407
>>100397
Well, don't cum! Who is your master now, anyway? It's extremely hard to keep track.
>>100398
>imblying
You're the biggest bully in all of north-western Europe!
No.100410
No.100411
>>100407
Oh, c'mon, you know I'm nice!
No.100414
>>100407
w-what's that supposed to mean
No.100418
>>100397
they say intimation is a form of flattery
No.100421
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>>100402
I know :3
>>100404
He was wiped off his face he didn't realise until he'd done it.
>>100405
Yesh, I'm in good form, what about yourself?
No.100438
>>100432
What are you writing tho, a novel? Essay? Blog?
No.100447
>>100438
just free writing
>>100440
my penis is not ready
No.100455
>>100412
>Noun
That's my fucking son, dammit…
No.100462
>>100380
I love you too. You're the best pet ever and you're so kind and sweet and I want to be with you forever even if you don't want to commit. I love you!!
No.100465
>>100447
do femdom anyway.