No.100413
No.100417
>>100387
</3
>>100395
Marsy is disgusting tbh
>rei
good taste
>>100401
you sound pretty hot tbh..
No.100419
>>100411
I didn't know exploiting inno-cent drunk Scandinavians was nice!
No.100422
>>100419
It's not bullying if you enjoy it!
No.100423
>>100417
Marsy is super gross!
Rei is top cute
No.100425
>>100413
What was ze question, milady?
No.100427
>>100410
yeah, spiders are awesome, I once ate one when it caught me by surprise though, it was coming down from the ceiling, I was coming up the stairs it wound up in my face and crunch, i ate it, then I realized it was a spider and my dad was like wtf you just ate a spider.
>>100408
did I kill you with the stabbing?
No.100428
>>100414
It's supposed to mean you're a massive slut, Moe.
>>100422
That's like saying it's not rape if I enjoy it! That's racist! Or sexist, classist, whatever!
No.100430
>>100427
do not eat the spiders, they're for eating you~
No.100431
>>100427
wtf you just ate a spider
No.100433
>>100428
>That's like saying it's not rape if I enjoy it!
Technically that's true, though.
If you enjoy it, isn't it consensual~?
No.100434
No.100435
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>>100423
Rei may be cute but she's no Kaworu
No.100439
someone have a serious and meaningful conversation with me
No.100441
No.100443
>>100439
Don't take any of it too seriously.
No.100444
>>100442
if you think whales are cute
No.100445
>>100427
>you just ate a spider
Grids. Man. This really damages my opinion of you. I once said you had good taste.
No.100448
>>100429
Are you denying it?
>>100433
Not necessarily! I enjoy cake, too, but if I'm on a diet I don't want someone to jam cake into my mouth, no matter how delicious the filling is!
>>100436
Uhm. If you say so!
No.100449
>>100443
so who are you voting for koko
>>100444
well i dont think youre cute so idk
ooh burn
No.100450
I'm going to go lay down. Bye /lewd/.
No.100451
>>100450
Have a good rest Noun.
No.100452
>>100449
T-Thanks…..
>>100450
lay down well nounycoon
No.100453
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>>100421
he did do a lot of coke.
>>100430
no, we all eat spiders, in our sleep.
>>100431
it surprised me, and my immediate form of self defense was to chomp.
>>100445
I do have good taste, I never said it tasted bad, it was self defense.
No.100454
>>100423
youre making it hard for me not to touch myself tbh
>>100434
get here~~
No.100456
No.100457
>>100450
Catch you later noun <3
>>100453
Among other drugs lol
No.100458
>>100448
n-no sir I'm sorry I just love cocks so much, I love making them cum and I don't even deserve one I should stop being such a pervert for the safety of others but I can't control myself !
No.100459
File: 1454198923503.jpg (30.88 KB, 483x492, 161:164, 12107108_1666741356935194_….jpg)
>>100454
At least you're not as gross as Marsy then!
No.100460
>>100448
Not even if someone waved that delicious cake in front of your face and tempted you with it~?
No.100461
>>100454
I dunno… seems pretty far…
No.100463
>>100449
The only clear choice.
No.100464
>>100458
just need to find your self a nice crack house to chain your self to the radiator to
don't forget your free use sign~
No.100467
>>100460
You know the answer to that. See, you are a bully.
>>100458
You don't deserve a cock, but you have one, and it's cute, and that's just how it is. Keep in mind, though, you're not allowed to cum. Whoever your master is decides that.
No.100469
>>100467
I'm a tease, not a bully!
No.100471
>>100453
That is really fucked up.
No.100472
>>100467
m-my dick is not cute
No.100473
>>100470
help me make a homemade mummy
No.100474
>>100473
I don't have enough bandages for that, though!
No.100477
No.100479
>>100474
I already am one
they take the brain out and leave the heart in
No.100480
>>100469
I'm just a poor unsullied non-slut trying to visit London without getting my mouth full of dick, and you're apparently set on ruining my plans.
>>100472
I could post it and make a poll so people can vote for "cute" or "not cute"!
No.100481
>>100480
I'd hide in humiliation if you did that..
No.100482
No.100483
>>100479
Then why do you need my help?
>>100480
It's not as if you meeting me has to result in you getting your mouth full of dick, you know!
No.100484
>>100481
So you're not telling me not to post it?
>>100482
Me too, tbh!
No.100485
>>100466
In a …renegade …sorta ….uhh.
No.100486
>>100483
you can't be a mummy without dying
kill me, dotter
No.100487
>>100485
hotter than u lol xD
No.100488
>>100486
you're not allowed to die
No.100489
>>100486
I don't want you to die, though!
No.100490
>>100484
i-i have no authority over you but I'd be embarrassed and might be upset if you do
No.100492
When did everyone become a brat.
No.100493
>>100456
I mean if you want to, also I got better dick pics now, not so limp.
>>100457
he majored in coke.
>>100471
I'm drunk, I meant to say I never said it tasted good, I just drunked for a moment.
No.100494
>>100483
>lying on the internet
Me meeting strangers means I'm drunk, and me being drunk means thinking about lewd stuff.
>>100490
So you're saying I can do it?
No.100498
>>100494
I have a feeling if I say no you'll do it anyway !
No.100499
>>100494
Then that'd be something you want like I said.
No.100501
>>100493
There is no redeeming your actions.
No.100502
>>100498
That's not an answer.
>>100499
I'm getting to the point where I can't remember what we were originally talking about, but still I'm pretty sure I won this argument.
No.100503
>>100492
I'm no brat
>>100493
well if you wanna post them
>>100500
no
No.100504
>>100502
I'm allowed to tell you yes or no ?
No.100506
>>100502
You seem to be saying I'm a bully for giving something you'd want by the time you'd be drunk enough to meet up with me.
I think I won!
No.100507
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>>100501
no really, it was self defense, it actually was really bitter, I truthfully meant to say it didn't taste good.
>>100503
sure, next post, I already picked one for this post.
No.100508
>>100504
I asked you a question, I expect you to answer.
No.100509
>>100495
Then how will you laugh at that thing tomorrow, or feel comfy with those people the day after, and feel like you kicked ass when that little thing you were trying at beared fruit the day after? That joke tomorrow is going to be really funny.
No.100510
>>100505
no
o
>>100507
sweet post butt too
No.100511
>>100508
I would appreciate it if you did not.. I can't deny the threats of posting it turns me on though
No.100512
Just realized I posted in the wrong thread.
>>100380
I love you too. You're the best pet ever and you're so kind and sweet and I want to be with you forever even if you don't want to commit. I love you!!
No.100513
I can't sleep!
Freddy is a moe sissy trans girl.
No.100515
File: 1454200251532.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.43 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20160130_130506.jpg)
No.100517
>>100507
>describing what the spider tasted like
I'm going to go throw up now, thanks.
No.100518
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No.100519
No.100521
>>100512
Don't include "even if you don't want to commit", you moron! But I love you too, and I belong to you, and nothing makes me happier than when I can please you, master <3
>>100506
I'm saying you're a bully for exploiting a poor drunk foreigner just because he's a horny idiot!
>>100511
Oh? I could keep threatening, you know. In fact, I'll post your dick unless you post a Vocaroo of yourself cumming within half an hour.
No.100522
>>100514
That's a nice beard.
>>100515
Hey everyone look, it's a spoilered 7 inch penis!
>>100516
You tellin' me you don't want a taste of dat BBC whyte girl?
No.100523
/lewd/
50% actual lewd
40% shitposting
10% conversation
100% fun!
No.100525
>>100521
I'D RATHER YOU POST THE VOCAROO THAN MY PENIS !
No.100526
>>100521
Yes, how dare I give someone something they want~?
No.100527
>>100515
i wanna step on it
No.100528
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>>100515
:3
>>100523
Hey Daisies <3
No.100531
>>100528
Magi! how are you?
>>100527
Mika! when did you into dom things?
No.100532
>>100529
The force is strong in this one…
No.100533
File: 1454200631238.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.33 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20160130_130805.jpg)
>>100517
I'm sorry, but I didn't do it on purpose, I really didn't please don't blame me, and don't say it's bad taste.
>>100519
no butt.
>>100520
you funny kyoko, it's 7 inches I swear, I got mildly large hands.
>>100522
yeah, that's exactly what it is, people asked me to spoiler when I posted limp dick when drunk last time.
>>100523
>Daisies
100% more fun.
>>100527
I'd probably enjoy that.
>>100528
still no butt.
No.100535
>>100525
I seem to have misplaced the links! You'll have to post one yourself.
>>100526
Exactly! A dog might want chocolate, but you don't give it to it!
No.100537
>>100535
I don't save those !
No.100538
>>100535
A dick won't poison you, though.
No.100539
>>100531
what else are you gonna do to a tiny cock like that
No.100540
No.100542
File: 1454200791427.jpg (22.17 KB, 294x271, 294:271, say hello to my little dub….jpg)
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU PAPA FREDDY!
>>100533
Are you doing this to bate people into bullying your penis?
No.100543
>>100531
I'm great, just relaxing watching Bakemonogatari, and posting occasionally
How about you?
>>100533
No but that counts as double :3
No.100545
>>100538
Oh? So you won't, uh, poz me with your toxic load?
>>100537
Too bad! The clock's ticking.
No.100546
>>100542
>>100542
>My son is 2 down in his favorite sport
No.100547
>>100545
My load is not toxic!
No.100548
>>100546
I TRIED PAPA TOAD!
No.100549
>>100533
excuse me! i am not an entire board worth of fun! maybe 5%, at most…
how are you?
>>100534
rager! are you feeling better today?
>>100539
suck it?
butt stuff?
>>100543
i am relaxing, playing doter, listening to music and regretting eating an egregious amount of food!
is it your first time watching it?
No.100550
>>100545
I'm not even allowed to cum how can I make it !!?
No.100551
>>100545
I want to inject you with a small amount of nitroglycerine…
No.100552
>>100548
You broke my heart with this post.
No.100553
File: 1454200954277.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)
GUYS HOLY FUCK JUST WATCHED SOME BLACK DESERT STUFF
YOU CAN HAVE NEKO MAIDS IN YOU'RE PLAYER HOUSING
IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE
No.100554
>>100553
that's something which could happen in runescape
No.100555
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No.100556
>>100552
We will some day get our dubs, father…
>>100553
You can live with me! I'm going to do a Guts build.
No.100557
>>100551
are you sure freddy's lewd enough for /lewd/?
No.100558
>>100547
Then how are you planning on pozzing me? It's master's fetish, after all.
>>100550
That's a point! This won't be easy for you! You've got about 20 minutes left to decide!
>>100551
What would that accomplish? I've already got an explosive personality
No.100559
>>100548
kek
>>100549
Yes first time, thought i'd tackle the backlog and this was the first choice as I have everything to get through.
No.100560
>>100555
You are my role model!
No.100561
>>100558
Please don't I'll make a new one when I'm allowed to cum but please don't !
No.100562
>>100558
That's a fetish I have no interest in. He'll have to find some other guy who can do that for you!
No.100563
>>100549
not cute enough to be worth sucking on, too small to please my butt
No.100564
>>100554
yeah but the game does look superb as well
>>100556
fam you make workshops im on that lizbeth ting
No.100565
File: 1454201199090.jpg (Spoiler Image, 684.1 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Moeki.Yuuta.full.1517377.jpg)
>>100540
no butt.
>>100542
no, that is legit max size of my dick, 7inches, sorry if you think that's too small.
>>100543
best double.
>>100544
you fucking suck, I don't use a ruller, I use a tape measure, and if I tried to say it was 24feet 5 inches no one will believe me.
>>100549
oh, you're at least 25%, I'm doing pretty awesome.
No.100566
Sleepen is kicking some serious ass in dota
No.100567
>>100564
I'm going to become a fisherman. Make sure to avoid Kyoko though.
No.100568
No.100570
No.100571
>>100558
wait wait wait
pozzing as in getting off to catching venereal diseases pozzing?!
>>100559
i really liked the art direction and the sound, the plot was very meh for me though
i hope you enjoy it!
>>100561
contradictory master policies?
>>100563
i didn't know you liked that!
>>100565
thank you! i think!
>>100566
sleepen kicks butt at every game!
No.100573
>>100562
Please don't think I'm being serious, I'm only saying this stuff to tease master about his silly fetishes.
>>100561
15 minutes or so, I think.
>>100571
W-well yeah, but I don't actually get off to it!
No.100574
>>100565
Hmmmm………………………………………..
>>100572
Lmfao
No.100575
>>100567
Sir, that was hilarious… Here's my card.
No.100576
>>100571
theres a lot of things i like
No.100578
>>100573
hmm, i wonder if it's a form of submission or a fixation with the disease itself…
>>100576
i wonder how long a list containing all the various fetishes and nuances of /lewd/'s sexual taste would be?
No.100579
>>100578
well im sure a dictionary of all fetishes has been made somewhere
about that long
No.100580
>>100571
I could always have more fun with you.
>>100574
you're not senti, also I'm happy with my dick size, because it's never been bigger than it is, so how could I ever know what that feels like.
No.100581
>>100573
I should go if you're really going to do it.. I'll be back in an hour @_@
No.100582
File: 1454201576332.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)
>>100571
I like the art direction too, seems ok, but
I have the whole lot of it to go through, Nisemonogatari after right up to Tsukimonogatari. So It's going to take a while to get through :3
>>100574
:)
No.100584
>>100578
Well, for master it's hot 'cause of the entire thing of being so turned on that you'd basically allow your entire life to be ruined just to feel someone cumming inside you. I don't personally get it, but that's the fetish.
>>100581
10 minutes.
No.100585
[spoiler]
INSURGENCY
[/spoiler]
No.100586
>>100573
I know~
Him and his massive fetish list.
No.100587
No.100588
No.100589
>>100585
bad spoiler, but yes.
No.100590
>>100579
uh…
well, no one here is into scat, at least?
>>100582
sounds like a long night…
you better have tea and or snacks for it!
>>100583
you're not a dead maymay yet?
>>100584
… i guess i can sort of see that?
you two will have a very kinky relationship!
No.100592
>>100567
Galleons and a pirate island added to the KR version recently.
Don't log on when I'm on.
No.100593
No.100594
>>100591
>>100592
You're going to fuck my shit up considering I'm sort of a loner when it comes to MMOs…
No.100595
>>100593
finding that out would make me a little down in the dumps
No.100598
>>100597
do you think scat oriented subs bowel to their masters or no?
i'm not sure how much time that joke will take to digest…
No.100600
>>100586
It's page after bloody page with him. And "bloody" might even be literal.
>>100590
Well yeah, I kinda get it, but I really don't hope he'll infect me with something!
No.100601
>>100599
do not sexual the puck
No.100602
>>100601
But that's how I got the nickname "Puckfag".
No.100604
>>100600
as long as have aids to help you be happy and healthy, you'll be fine!
>>100603
don't lewd the sleepen, i'll beat you up if you do
No.100605
>>100603
Sleepen is comfy.
No.100606
>>100604
That's an ancient joke and you know it!
No.100607
>>100604
beat up the marsy and you will regret it
No.100609
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>>100590
I'm only a few episodes in, but I'll only manage about 2 or 3 more tonight :)
No.100610
Bleh. Posting Moe's dick just for the sake of it, since he was too much of a bitch to follow even the simplest of orders.
No.100611
>>100610
it's like I remembered it
No.100613
>>100610
Is that a fucking wart on the side of it?
No.100614
>>100613
whats wrong anon you dont have a dick wort? fucking weirdo
No.100615
>>100612
>>100611
Well, dicks don't tend to change all that much.
>>100613
I assume it's a vein!
No.100616
>>100606
uh, you put the STD in stud! or something!
>>100607
do you dare question the sleepen's purity!?
heathen!
>>100609
are you going to bed?
>>100610
i have the feeling that if we talk about it in mean terms, all he'll do is be turned on… there is no solution!
No.100617
>>100616
I am a heathen, dont see what that has to do with anything
No.100618
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>>100616
No not yet, another hour or so maybe :)
No.100621
>>100615
I don't know about that
No.100622
>>100604
HE SZTARTED IT
>>100605
noun is comfy,i want a noun.
>>100610
>cut
eww
No.100623
>>100622
*Hacks your mainframe and backtraces your IP*
I'll be there in t-minus 5 years.
No.100624
>>100617
i-i like bob's burgers…
infidel!
>>100622
sleepen isn't lewd…
sleepen is slutty!
No.100625
No.100627
File: 1454203110488.jpg (134.77 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-767aaff5b9854335cf3….jpg)
No.100631
>>100630
he's going to smoke some dicks!
No.100632
>>100630
BJ what's your steam?
No.100634
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No.100635
>>100634
I'll add you too.
No.100636
>>100635
cool cool cool :p
No.100637
No.100639
>>100616
That's ridiculous! I've got no STDs!
>>100621
Are you implying dicks change a lot?
>>100622
Cut is horrible, I have to agree!
>>100630
I had an acceptable amount of fun! The cat showed up, and climbed onto my shoulders and lay there like a scarf!
No.100640
>>100639
they go from small to big alot!
No.100641
>>100633
I'll make sure to save some for you.
No.100642
>>100640
Well yeah, but the difference between "hard" and "very hard" generally isn't too big, unless alcohol is involved!
No.100643
its a pretty big difference, for me at least
No.100644
No.100645
this shit's so fancy it makes me wet
No.100646
>>100643
That just means you've got a tiny dick when flaccid, though.
No.100648
>sleepen tels me to stop moaning
??????????????????????????
No.100649
>>100646
no i meant between hard and very hard
No.100650
>>100645
Get to lvl 8 son.
No.100651
>>100649
I know, that's what I meant too.
No.100652
>>100642
some people are more growers then showers
I know I am
No.100653
>>100652
That's what all small-dicked people say.
No.100654
why can't I shoot pedestrians?
No.100655
File: 1454205019657.png (257.82 KB, 581x480, 581:480, nisekoi_tachibana_marika__….png)
No.100656
>>100655
Horizons or the first build?
No.100657
>>100653
isn't that "it's how you use it that counts" what they say?
No.100658
No.100659
>>100653
i dont have a small dick
i can say that now that weve seen gridds
No.100660
I HAVE A SMALL DICK
AND I'M PROUD
No.100661
>>100659
mika shut up your dick is miniscule lol
No.100662
>>100659
it's a cute dick though if it was shaven
No.100663
>>100658
We should play sometime. It's been a couple weeks but I saved up and bought an Eagle and a Hauler ship. Focusing on space smuggling and salvaging. I wanna get Horizons p bad.
No.100664
No.100665
>>100657
Small-dicked people say that as well, yes.
>>100659
Eh, I'm just teasing people for the sake of it, at the moment!
No.100667
>>100661
aha but you know that isnt true
No.100668
File: 1454205375463.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)
>>100663
yeah, i still haven't got into to it yet, but i want to smuggle shit like og han solo
No.100669
>>100666
jews took me captive yes
No.100670
>>100667
actually the only part of your body i havent seen is your dick dude
No.100671
>>100665
stop having a small dick then~
No.100672
>>100669
nooooooo >uncut
gross
No.100673
>>100670
im p sure it was in the album
No.100674
>>100669
I have to remove you on steam now,sorry.
No.100675
No.100676
>mfw glorious cut injun cock
No.100677
Holy fuck Marsy go to bed it's 3 am
No.100678
>>100672
>>100674
please don't disown me I didn't choose this life
that's like abandoning a retard out on the street
No.100679
>>100677
shut the heck up im busy drinking my pain away
No.100680
>>100676
noun is no longer best boy
No.100681
guys
how do i steal bottles of liquor from a convenience store
also
why aren't people lewd with me? i'm not a dummy…
No.100682
>>100680
In my headcanon I'm best boy. That's all that matters.
No.100683
>>100676
Do you really think Sitting Bull was cut, Nounykins?
No.100684
>>100679
Fight me bitchboy
No.100685
>>100667
>circumcised guys
No.100686
>>100678
arrrgh i'm drunk.
No.100688
No.100690
>>100688
didnt mean to quote
No.100691
No.100692
File: 1454205944676.png (352.42 KB, 763x856, 763:856, 7b63646b43b3127993d14394af….png)
No.100693
No.100694
STOP
PLEASE
I DON'T WANT THIS
No.100695
>ITT: memes yuropeens started years ago to feel good about themselves
No.100696
>>100695
Joke's on you, I won't ever feel good about myself!
No.100697
>>100696
haha kill me please
No.100698
>>100695
what are these yuropeen memes u speek of
No.100699
File: 1454206269460.jpg (261.32 KB, 1360x1600, 17:20, Fine Touch Pressure Points.jpg)
No.100700
>>100678
jew
>>100684
>scorpion
LMAO
SPIDERS > SCORPIONS
YOU FAG
No.100701
I want to worship glorious uncut cock and stick my tongue into the foreskin and move it around and smell it
No.100702
>>100696
sick comeback bro
you sure showed him
No.100703
>>100697
Haha yes, all this self-loathing is hilarious! This guy gets it!
>>100702
Thanks! I wrote it a few weeks ago, and I've just been itching for a chance to use it!
No.100704
>>100700
that's not a scorpion….
No.100706
Hi!
I've gotten the lewd disease… The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with guys and I smell their odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut I am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>mfw when i get my boypussy filled to the brim with lewd cum <3
>mfw i want to get bred by alot of guys at the same time, oh gosh~~
No.100707
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>>100701
me too, dont want none of jew dick
No.100708
>>100706
we're gonna have to put you down
its the only way
No.100709
>>100706
love this copy pasta
No.100710
>>100706
>copypasta
You can be lewd without resorting to that kind of cheap stuff.
No.100711
>>100706
transition to female dude :^)
No.100712
>>100704
OH MY FUCKING GOD
No.100713
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>>100701
I'm sorry, I was too young to make that decision on my own, I'm working on 4skin restoration.
No.100714
I need a nurse by my side at all times to help me with my illness nobody on my steam or skype does anything but enable my disease
No.100715
No.100716
>>100714
have you talked to rain
he can help you
No.100717
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MY MASTER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s020NaquwHgM
PS. His fetishes are weird.
No.100718
>>100717
and he's your master?
No.100719
>>100717
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.100720
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No.100721
>>100718
Yeah. Which is why I indulge his weird-ass fetishes.
>>100719
>>100720
Same tbh.
No.100723
>>100721
well that's love for yeah
No.100724
Dota 2 is a fun game guys.
No.100725
guysguysguys
idea
wait until parents are asleep
go to store, steal something with high alcohol content unlike fucking beer fuck
steal shit
get drunk until i can cry again
????
profit
No.100726
>>100717
it's more like you're his master dohoihohohohohoho
No.100727
>>100725
or just walk to the shop and by the alcohol
No.100730
>>100717
miles is such a pervert
No.100731
>>100729
>>>100728
>night
>>>100729
>nawwwh whats your drink?
No.100732
>>100723
Exactly. Plus it's a lot of fun seeing how embarrassed he gets.
>>100726
Not at all! If I were his master, I'd make him stop with his retarded fetish!
>>100728
Sleep well, Magi!
>>100730
Yeah! And he's reading every post here now, too, but he's too embarrassed to respond to anything!
No.100734
>>100732
oh
you're his degrading partner in crime then?
No.100735
No.100736
>>100734
I'm pretty sure I'm just his partner, period. There's not much crime going on.
No.100737
He's pretending to be annoyed at me for pointing out that he's lurking, now, but really it turns him on since he's such an exhibitionist.
No.100738
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Hello peoples! How is it going?
No.100739
>>100738
heyup there, how're you?
No.100741
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>>100739
I'm doing well, living it up here. How are ya?
No.100744
>>100740
S-skandi ordered me to reply
No.100745
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Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms
Cheap sex and sad films
Help me get back where I belong
No.100746
>>100741
pretty good thanks, drinking abit and chatting up cuties, doing much?
No.100747
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Hey people, Ostsan is cool, he's also nuke in navy and he totally fucks guys.
No.100748
>>100743
More of her. Now.
>>100744
Kek
>>100747
He needs to post butt.
No.100749
>>100747
has he fucked you?
No.100751
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>>100746
Not right now just got off duty.
>>100747
I do not go to Shibuya! I stay in Ginza, you baka ass motherfucker!
No.100752
>>100748
yes he does,
>>100749
no, he's not my type.
No.100755
>mfw probably getting b& on 4chan now
I regret nothing!
No.100756
>>100752
what's your type?
No.100760
No.100761
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No.100854
No.100864