No.102478
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No.102479
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No.102481
Third for crippling depression.
No.102482
>>102473
Well, I'm in a fair amount of physical pain myself at the moment. There's nothing much we can do about it so we just have to wait it out for now.
I do think it'd be better for you if he came back. How did you feel when you talked to him last?
>>102474
Sitting here in a dark room getting an LED tan while I slowly die. How about yourself qt? :3
>>102476
It's a very very long story.
No.102483
>>102480
that's lewd
>>102481
quit being a sadboy, no one likes a sadboy
>>102482
well I've all the time in the world if you wanna talk about it
No.102484
>>102482
Lurking in the trash and nothing progressive right now actually.
>>102483
Well you did say penis.
No.102485
>>102484
it was a theoretical penis
No.102486
Blacjack will you become my housemaid in Black Desert Online? While I'm off on adventures I need someone to stay behind and service the house until I return. I'll feed ya!
No.102487
>>102482
I don't know if it would help, but I'd at least like to be told to my face so I might protest. I know what you mean about pain, my back is killing me and my marks are throbbing. Leg bandage keeps falling off too, I hate this feeling.
>>102483
Please man, not now.
No.102488
>>102487
sorry, it's true though…
No.102489
>>102485
And how does that work exactly?
No.102490
>>102487
It's the best way to find some closure. I thought him comin' back that one time would help, but it seems as if it just made things worse.
No.102491
>>102489
I'll have to show you
No.102493
>>102488
I know; but I cannot help it as I am now, my apologies.
>>102490
It did, until he made promises in which he never kept his word on. [spoiler]We even lewded for God's sake:
ME.
BEING LEWD.
CURRENT YEAR.[/spoiler]
I don't know what else to say, he lied to me.
No.102494
>>102493
Oh come on, I know for a fucking fact that spoiler should work.
No.102495
>>102492
very well please step into the examination room on your left
>>102493
don't apology for feeling bad man, cry if you need to, that's just the pain escaping from your body
No.102496
>tfw u fap but youre too lazy to clean off the lube so you go to bed with a sticky hand and dick
No.102497
>>102486
>>102486
FREE FOOD FUCK YEAH DEAL DEAL
No.102498
>>102495
I am somehow physically incapable of crying, only blood comes out when I try to force it.
No.102499
>>102495
Um…. Okay.
*Goes into the room*
No.102500
>>102498
there's such a thing as trying too hard
No.102501
No.102502
>>102500
Yes, but I often really want to and cannot. It is a frustration I hope you never come to know.
No.102503
>>102501
Two can play the same game!
*Counter penises*
>>102497
Pururut?
No.102504
>>102498
>blood comes out
of your eyes?
>>102502
i know the feeling, i stopped being able to cry at 12 maybe
No.102505
>>102493
There's nothin' that we can do as of now, then. Just wait it out until another megaman thread pops up so we can FINALLY get some TRUE closure.
>>102497
Maybe if you're a good maid I'll allow you to come on a little adventure with me!
No.102506
>>102502
I often feel like crying at times I really shouldn't
>>102503
/guard cancel penises
No.102507
>>102506
This is silly….
*Leaves room*
No.102508
Do you know what it feels like to make someone ingame literally turn around and run from you across the map in fear while you give chase because he just witnessed you slice down two of his teammates with a knife?
No.102509
No.102510
>>102507
what room?
*room fades away*
>>102508
ur just too gud
No.102512
hey hey
I got jewdick
hey hey
want
No.102513
>>102505
yes please i love shaking people
No.102514
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>>102509
The fuck?
>>102510
Where are you going with this nonsense?
No.102515
guysguysguysguys
does it get better as you get older?
No.102516
>>102512
Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
>>102513
YOU BETTER PLAY ON NORTH AMERICAN SERVERS!
>>102515
No it doesn't.
No.102517
>>102512
hey brat you dodge my question
No.102518
No.102519
MESSAGE TO ALL EUROPES!
If you're going to play BDO, play on the North Amercian servers!!
No.102520
>>102517
wait what was your question
I thought you got my jewed dick
do you want it posted here or sent directly to u through steam or something
No.102521
>>102504
Yes my eyes, and I'm really sorry to hear that.
>>102505
If you insist on it, best of luck.
>>102506
I think we all get that at times.
>>102515
Some things do, most do not.
No.102522
>>102518
Huh?
*Looks behind me*
No.102523
>>102519
it's too early CBT 2 isn't until 18th fucking wowow
No.102524
>>102514
heheh i cant contwol myself :3 *BRAPPPT*
No.102525
>>102520
no is it in the last thread?
No.102526
No.102527
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No.102528
>>102519
welp my ping going to be fucked
No.102529
>>102525
no that's why I'm saying how do you want it delivered
No.102530
>>102524
You are a silly person.
>>102527
Oh god….
No.102532
on a scale of 1/10 how mich do you wana fuck me
No.102533
No.102534
>>102523
I can't wait until I get my next paycheck so I'm ensured a spot in the beta once I purchase the most expensive package.
>>102526
Black Dick Online.
>>102528
It's only going to be a tad over 100.
No.102535
>>102532
I'll let you know when you turn 18.
No.102536
>>102531
don't lewd the sleepen
>>102531
a cyka!
>>102518
>>102521
well, then what gets better?!
No.102538
>>102532
Negative 2.
>>102536
Your sheer amount of freedoms do.
No.102539
>>102536
the little things and the bigger things
No.102540
>>102533
I won't go down without a fight!
>>102534
>Black Dick Online.
There is a game called that?
No.102542
>>102540
hey look over there
No.102543
>>102535
34 days away dude
>>102538
r00d
No.102544
>>102534
wait you aren't even guaranteed a spot
that's gay
No.102545
>>102534
so we're doing CBT2?
No.102548
>>102543
Sorry but maybe if you didn't mutate yourself with hormones, and were of-age.
No.102550
No.102551
>>102542
I'm not falling for that…
No.102553
>>102538
>>102539
then what gets worse?
No.102554
>>102551
too late
*rapes you sideways*
No.102555
>>102552
*shits*
>>102553
Everything else.
No.102556
>>102553
little does out side of responsibility
No.102557
>>102540
Yeah these girls in my highschool used to play it all the time.
>>102543
Until then
>>102544
>
>>102545
Yeah lets do it.
No.102558
>>102531
>>102534
Hmm… are you guys sure..?
No.102559
>>102549
BRAT CUNT NIGGER
>>102552
bbRRRRRAAAPPPPPP
No.102560
>>102554
Shit!
*Takes a little damage*
>>102557
I'm not sure if i should believe that.
No.102561
No.102562
No.102565
>>102555
>>102559
braaAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTRTTTT
mhm does anyone smell onions :^)
No.102566
>>102547
i wanna fuck you really hard
>>102565
P U hailey… h'WHAT is what SMELL ewww…. o.O
No.102567
>>102561
But i'm not!
*slashes*
No.102569
>>102555
welp, cancel living until 30 then?
>>102556
i'm terrible with that though!
No.102570
>>102564
how have you been old chap, keeping that anus puckered?
>>102565
*squats down really low and poops on your carpet very slowly*
No.102571
No.102572
No.102573
>>102567
They totally ripped off of Guts' likeness with that character tbqh fams.
No.102574
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>>102567
that's what I'd like you to think
*mind fucks ya*
>>102569
you'll get used to it
No.102577
No.102578
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
UNBAN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
No.102579
>>102575
lol fag u wanna fight me in the street? street fighter 9/11? XD
No.102580
>>102573
Okay then.
>>102574
*Focuses*
My mind is unfuckable!
No.102581
>>102577
Id send you pics but that's illegal
No.102583
>>102580
not with that attitude it isn't
No.102584
>>102582
i ASSKED you if you wanted to FUCKEN fight me in the street?
No.102585
>>102578
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
No.102586
>>102584
you gay or something?
No.102587
guys i occasionally have weird premonitions that i'm going to ruin everything in my life for myself
this is normal right?
No.102588
>>102569
It all becomes routine, eventually.
No.102589
>>102583
>Implying
Now lets get the job done!
*Casts another Shooting Star*
No.102590
My libido has been slowly disappearing, I don't want to become a virgin.
No.102591
>>102586
Hey man i suck a lot of cock and think about kissing men a lot, but im not gay
No.102592
>>102590
want me to fly to canada?
No.102594
No.102596
>>102590
Become a virgin? I don't think you get how things work.
No.102597
>>102590
are you going to unfuck yourself
>>102594
>>102588
oh
okay then
so in any case none of us should ever use guns as recreational sport?
No.102598
>>102597
I want to for hunting
No.102599
>>102597
But I use guns all the time, once it was also my job.
No.102601
>>102600
only fools and horses mate
No.102602
>>102599
>>102598
what about succumbing to random suicidal urges though!?
No.102603
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>tfw i made a bunch of trannies fall in love with me thanks to my winning personality
mayaka none of them are even hot how do you handle this
No.102604
>>102602
it doesn't really work like that
i
No.102606
>>102603
same way i handle u
No.102607
>>102602
I do so all the time, yet I still remain.
>>102603
You say that like it's hard to do, or takes any effort.
No.102608
>>102606
but I'm HOT
>>102607
idk all these shit's are obnoxious as fuck
No.102609
>>102605
it's a good show, if you like british humour then you'll enjoy it
No.102610
>>102604
would you trust yourself with a loaded gun in the house when pain got particularly bad!?
>>102607
guns are much more certain though…
No.102612
did I miss the dick posting window
No.102613
>>102609
Its not exactly my cup of coffee.
No.102615
>>102608
That's almost ironic given how that's how I see you.
>>102610
I've yet to shoot myself despite the thoughts, I've even pointed them loaded at my head.
No.102617
>>102615
yes but once again IM HOT
No.102618
Bit is such a good person.
No.102619
>>102610
that I would
>>102612
it's never too late
>>102613
>coffee
>not tea
I'm sorry for your lack of taste
No.102620
this is a hard jewed dick don't click it if you don't want to see that
No.102621
No.102622
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>>102620
That does not look hard at all.
No.102624
>>102619
Again, my opinion, not yours.
>>102620
Thats a cute thing.
No.102625
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>>102622
semi is more accurate I don't get fully hard it's weird
No.102626
>>102620
that's not hard but it's cute as heck
No.102628
>>102624
well I'll have to remind you, my onions are facts
No.102629
>>102615
>>102619
hmm
well, i haven't really tried to do it yet, so future gun ownership it is!
>>102620
>hard
>that
>knee socks
are you on estrogen as well!?
No.102630
>>102625
Did this start happening before or after you did the tape thingy.
No.102631
>>102629
you're in america so it shouldn't be too hard for you that
No.102634
>>102629
I mean if you were determined, you'd kill yourself even without a gun. So have fun with it.
No.102636
>>102632
they're layered you see
>>102633
fix that!
No.102637
>>102633
I'll have to agree with this.
>>102635
Post butt u lewd fuggg!~~ >:3333
No.102638
>>102629
no I don't want to be sterile that's dumb
>>102630
I don't remember maybe I permanently fucked it up
No.102639
>>102633
i don't like butts
i like COCK
in my MOUTH
No.102640
>>102623
lol dont be jealous
No.102644
>>102633
wednesday, senti! wednesday!
until then
No.102645
>>102636
…..
>>102642
Who's this cutie?
No.102646
>>102644
i groped that tbh
>>102645
me on the left
gf on the right
No.102647
No.102648
>>102631
another reason britbongland is terrible!
>>102634
yes; hilariously depressingly enough, there's a suicide board on the 8chans!
>>102638
then how are you smooth!
also, you have plans for fathering children?
No.102649
>>102640
Jealous of what, exactly? There's no substance to you outside of a mutated body and that's all they want.
No.102650
>>102646
lemme fix ur post for u
"nigger on the left
nigger lover on the right"
No.102652
No.102653
>>102648
well it's a good thing I make it all worthwhile then
No.102654
>>102648
I'm aware, I've been directed to there before.
No.102655
>>102651
tight, solid, keep me updated with progress pics
No.102656
>>102646
This i was refering to the correct one.
>>102647
Ineveraskedforthis.jensen
No.102657
>>102639
big FAT cock IN YOUR FUCKIN mouth bro FUCKIN TAKE THAT COCK bitch ass cum fuck LOSER pathetic beta CUCK take black PEDNIS UP YOUR MOUTH boy gonna CUM DOWN ur throAte like a cock SHOULD DO FUCK DAT THROAT 😂😂😂😂
No.102658
>>102649
damn dude you got me *farts*
No.102659
>>102648
you just shave and go with the grain, it bleeds but it gets rid of the little ends. No I just like cum and don't want a dick that's any more messed up than it already is
No.102660
>>102656
>This i was refering to the correct one.
was that english you just said?
what are u trying to say
No.102661
>>102656
well there are things in life that you don't want but get anyways
No.102662
>>102657
bro what the FUCK are you on rn haha
*poops*
No.102663
>>102660
Then*
My mind is playing tricks on me
>>102661
Mkay.
No.102664
>>102663
I'm glad you agree
No.102666
>>102664
Well i didn't. And now i'm Satan.
No.102667
>>102663
who was the correct one
throwing them mother fucking b's on em
No.102668
>>102666
it's as I said then, even if you are satan
No.102669
>>102665
tch, yeah fine, whatever
No.102670
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No.102672
No.102673
>>102667
Its one big mystery.
>>102668
Nope.
No.102674
No.102675
>>102653
you bloody bugger!
>>102654
you seem like a nice, albeit somewhat controversial person! terrible that people with dissenting opinions are told to off themselves!
>>102659
hmm
it grows back, though…. and you can't shave your back!
No.102677
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No.102678
>>102673
why do you speak in riddles
No.102679
>>102673
don't nope me you noper or I'll nope you black
>>102675
~
No.102680
>>102675
People do that, you debate and they murder.
It's part of why I worry for you, kid.
No.102682
>>102676
noun
n: nigger
o: outfucked
u: ur gay
n: nigger
No.102683
>>102675
they make little shaving back scratcher things, I don't have one because it's not hairy but it's an option
No.102684
>>102681
*slaps your cock with my cock*
ur fucken dumb
No.102686
>>102682
baka
b: bitch
a: ass
k: kyke
a: asshit
No.102687
>>102678
I don't know. Its funny?
>>102679
Nope.
>>102681
Its not. Now lets do this.
*Unzips duck*
No.102688
No.102689
>>102685
What do you think of moot 2016?
No.102690
No.102691
>>102687
nope this dope, you flope
No.102693
>>102679
*tilde*
>>102680
i am lewd by no means! when my fate comes, i will face it, and if i have to fight, i will fight, but fighting beyond a certain point is pointless!
>>102683
what do gays do when they get old?
No.102694
>>102693
I'm gonna kill myself soon so I get to avoid that, old gays are fucking gross
No.102695
>>102692
brat
b: big ass
r: rat
a: asshole
t: tard
No.102696
>>102692
bratty
runt
antlike
twerp
No.102697
No.102698
>>102689
Moot is a legend.
No.102700
>>102686
the fuck is a kyke
you're a dumb slut noun lol
No.102702
>>102692
brat
b: bitch
r: rectal
a: association
t: tilde~
No.102703
>>102694
what if you don't?!
>>102697
and two asterisks!
>>102699
you are a man of many passions!
i am a man of… few?
No.102704
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>>102698
I wish he'd notice me.
>>102700
>doesn't know what a kyke is
>calls me a dumb slut
Fuckn' hang you dweeb.
No.102705
>>102703
I see none in a bun
No.102706
>>102702
Do me next, me next.
>>102703
The comparison is irrelevant, just stand for what you believe in and never stop until you draw your final breath.
No.102707
>>102691
Nope :^)
>>102678
Okay no more riddles. I was refering to you.
No.102708
>>102703
nah I will, I have a strong resolve. I won't let myself grow old and nasty
No.102709
>>102702
Noun
n: needy
o: obese
u: ugly
n: nerd
No.102710
>>102704
I know what a KIKE is
dumb SLOOT
dunsel is mine too so don't try anything with him
i see you leaving comments on his page
No.102711
>>102707
how about you're face
No.102713
>>102705
i see all in a hall!
>>102706
i shall! you and your strong belief system!
>>102708
being old sounds so comfy though! like, you don't give a shit anymore, everyone's more stupid than you are
it's being a justified pompous ass!
No.102715
>>102709
baby boy
b: big
a: ass
b: beta
y: yuropoor
space: (space)
b: butt
o: objects vaccinations
y: yeast infection
No.102716
>>102706
really
anally
imaginative
nigger
>>102709
Freddy how could you :<
>>102710
Someone's jelly.
No.102717
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No.102718
>>102716
I'm just joshing…
No.102719
>>102714
>
>>102717
You remind me of one of my friends roomates.
No.102720
>>102712
yes, you are to face the dreaded 12 headed dragon
>>102713
halls are empty places
No.102721
>>102716
im not FUCKING JELLY WHORE SLUT CUNT UGLY CHINK SLIT
dunsel even said that he loves me and he's my bf so fuck you!
No.102723
>buying master a csgo knife to show him how much I love him
No.102724
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No.102726
we should do nice word things instead
No.102727
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>>102713
Faith moves mountains, friend.
>>102716
Anal and nigger? I've done (and am) neither of those things. Look, I know you want my ass but at least be accurate!
No.102728
>>102726
billy
really
ate
timmy?
No.102729
>>102722
daisies
d: dumbass
a: asshole
i: igloo havin
s: shit
i: ISIS
e: enema
s: slut
>>102726
but i don't love you
No.102730
>>102724
Yeah. Though he was kind of a dick, i don't know about you though. But still pretty qt.
No.102731
>tfw you're proud of your son
No.102734
>>102723
why not get him something that's actually worthwhile?
>>102726
best
real
another
treat
No.102735
>>102729
but you could pretend and make me happy
No.102736
>>102733
you most feed on your mothers tit for seven years
No.102737
>>102726
b: badass
r: really cool
a: assfucks a lot of women, like, A LOT
t: tumor remover
No.102738
>>102727
yes! but much like justice, it is blind!
>>102729
the first 2 and shit, yes…
as for igloo havin, i'm a desertlander, i am no sandperson, i don't pee in butthholes nor get peed in buttholes, and slut is only those first few times i was drunk!
No.102739
>>102732
im a sissy tranny and im proud to admit it
No.102741
>>102738
double ISIS drunk slut
>>102740
b: badass
r: really cool
a: is a fuck
t: tumor remover
:))))))
No.102742
>>102738
Not always, such as faith in one's abilities.
Have faith in yourself, you deserve it.
No.102744
>>102739
I'm Revy irl and I don't care.
No.102746
>>102745
That's my waifu you're talking shit about!
No.102747
>>102743
tfw no strong bf to beat the shit out of you
No.102748
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No.102749
>>102748
it's 5 in the morning, go sleep nigger
No.102750
>>102744
Hey noun. I've noticed some other boards that have dices. Can we have that here too?
No.102751
>>102748
blackjack
b: big
l: lactating
c: cunt
k: krunk
j: jangling
a: asshole
c: cake
k: killa
No.102752
>>102750
I'm not sure how to do that.
>>102748
Same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRQG5TV7Pm0
Kashiwa Daisuke is magnificent.
No.102753
>>102741
are isis people even allowed to be sluts?!
>>102742
faith in one's abilities take some time!
>>102740
post yfw your mom sees your post history on /lewd/
No.102754
>>102753
how'd you let that even happen?
>
No.102755
No.102756
>>102754
>>102755
eh? nonono, it's a sluttyly hypothetical situation!
No.102758
>>102752
I'll try and see how it works.
No.102759
>>102753
they're not allowed to be sluts by the gracious word of allah
here friendo, have a POWERFUL nasheed to calm your spirits and allah be with you my child :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPnhtkKdF7I
No.102760
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>>102749
shhhh. i'm good to go
>>102751
baka
B:bollocks
A:asshat
k:kruat
A:Arab
>>102752
how refined of you
>>102757
WHHHHY?
No.102761
Is it normal to think of master all day every day ? I love him so much !
No.102762
>>102760
if you're good to go then hope on this dick
No.102763
>>102761
I don't know exactly. I've never had one to be honest. Also hi lewdcake.
No.102764
>>102760
blackjack blackjack
marry me
>>102761
what do I get for you being a DIRTY THIEF
No.102765
>>102753
So what are you waiting for?
No.102766
I'm tired of (You)ing you and not getting a (You) back so Imma just say fuck lewdcuck!
No.102767
No.102768
>>102763
Hello
>>102764
Don't take it personally kid. Want the gta stream back ?
No.102769
>>102766
here have a (You) on me
No.102770
alright then, a better way to phrase the hypothetical question is this:
what would you do if your parents had access to all your chan posting history?
>>102759
allahu akbar
No.102771
>>102760
>tfw you will never be 100% slutty blooded aryan
FUCKING KILL ME GOD DAMMIT
>>102766
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE i'll beat hte SHIT OUT of you if you fucking TOUCH my house i will not HESITATE to defend my wife, pajeet
>>102761
it's okay, i feel the same way about dunsel, he's been gone all day and i'm usually thinking about kissing and talking to him
No.102772
>>102766
gonna you all up in this you
No.102773
>>102768
STOP IT
I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL IT OUT BACK THEN BUT NOW I'M SURE
yes please
No.102775
>>102768
How are you at the moment?
No.102776
>>102762
let me go get cream and servants
>>102764
b-but so sudden
No.102777
>>102760
Would you post a vocaroo of you saying "I am Blackjack, Queen of the jungle!"
>>102767
>>102769
>>102772
Thanks, I can always count on you guys.
No.102778
No.102779
>>102770
They'd probably be proud of me, for the most part.
No.102780
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No.102782
>>102776
ehh but I wanna marry you
>>102781
it's an xbox
No.102785
>>102777
sorry have mic :/
No.102786
>>102777
>queen of the jungle
Let some titles remain, m8.
No.102787
No.102789
>>102785
yet again i fucked up
sorry dont have a mic
No.102793
>>102782
but i havent met your parents