No.103095
>>103092
How's that?
>>103093
Did you actually write this?
No.103096
>>103095
i like that one more tbh
No.103097
>>103095
yep, for coursework
No.103098
>back has been hurting ever since you hit that random civ with your car last year and booked it
>take a pic of yourself
>see this
Wat do?
No.103099
>>103098
are you a non-white?
No.103100
>>103096
Yeah, I bet you do.
No surprise there.
>>103097
That was lovely friend, I'd like to see more from you in the future.
No.103101
No.103102
>>103099
Yea
>>103101
>sleeping in bed
>hear strange noises at the end of your bed
>wake up
>see this
Wat do?
No.103103
>>103100
i have another one what's /pol/ tier. but the one you read is by far the best piece.
No.103105
>>103102
DO NOT SPOOK ME I WILL USE MY 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO DEFEND MYSELF
No.103106
>>103103
You should message me it sometime, I'm going to play some Sven Co-op with some friends now but feel free to join-in.
No.103108
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>>103106
peace dude have fun
No.103109
alright gnight everyone
good thing i didnt expect you to deliver, ha!
No.103111
>>103109
fuck you, cute nerd pussy
No.103113
>>103102
Grab her and drag her onto the bed, then continue to cuddle her.
No.103114
>>103113
No way you'd be fucking scared.
No.103115
>>103114
pussy was fire doe
No.103116
File: 1454316086299.jpg (143.34 KB, 807x1013, 807:1013, truly the worst of times.jpg)
We should find a new game to play.
No.103117
>>103116
You still voting for Reign of Kings?
No.103118
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>>103117
Yeah I say Reign of Kings tbh. That or Life is Feudal.
No.103119
>>103118
>those time dubs I got
Holy shit praise me.
No.103120
>>103118
We should all just get Naval Action and make a /lewd/ navy tbh
No.103121
>>103120
If only it was first person.
No.103122
>>103121
Like if you were literally the captain standing on the ship?
No.103123
No.103124
>>103122
the fucking navy?
yuck
ships are gay, and salt water sucks
No.103126
>>103123
Yeah, that would be nice, they probably want to show off more of the ships though.
>>103124
Don't you just hate them homosex ships?
No.103127
Still waiting for this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kQ5-7snE4
This is all really old pre-alpha footage. Other than that I think I'm going to buy Life is Feudal.
No.103128
>>103126
yeah, fuck em
ship marriage should be between a man ship and a woman ship
No.103129
Anyone else get moderately turned on when they're scared?
>>103127
Oh yeah that looks like a lot of fun. Also life is feudal is 40$ lol.
No.103130
>>103127
that one looks pretty fun
No.103131
>>103129
>moderately turned on when scared
no but i like getting punched and being in moderate amounts of pain
No.103132
Guns of Icarus online is a lot of fun.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/209080
>>103131
Yeah I know. I think it's quite funny.
No.103133
>>103127
That does look really fun.
>>103132
I would join your crew tbh…
No.103134
>>103132
tch
how would you know that!?
i don't think i've ever told you that before…
No.103135
>>103133
Play with me Sleepy!
>>103134
You literally told someone that last thread.
No.103136
>>103135
fine then, i'll take your word for it you… uh… fucking peeping tom
No.103137
>>103136
Didn't I tell you not to be rude to me?
No.103138
>>103135
Sure, I'll play with you, do you want to do that tomorrow?
No.103139
No.103140
>>103138
Yeah, well we could play a bit tonight if you wish. I'll have to install it.
>>103139
That's more like it. I didn't even have to tell you to apologize!
No.103141
Insurgency is best game! Just start sniping, it's peaceful.
>>103127
lmfao that game looks awesome as fuck
No.103142
>>103140
I'd have to get it, and install it too.
Not sure if we would have time tonight since it's already 9am here and I've been up all night…
Strange you would mention it, because it's a game I've been looking for an excuse to get.
No.103143
>>103140
well i just thought that's what you would have wanted…
No.103144
>>103142
It's a great game. You are the captain of your own airship. I used to play it a lot with my friend Tsungun. Tons of fun.
>>103143
Very good!
No.103145
>>103141
Buy Life is Feudal so we can form a band of thieving bandits, stalking the roads and forests, living off of what we hunt and steal.
No.103146
okay everyone, i am going to go to sleep tomorrow, GOODNIGHT
No.103147
No.103151
>>103145
Can't, third person. I just won't have fun.
No.103152
>720p
>unheard of aldensubs
>horriblesubs
>pick one
If you don't have a monitor/gpu meant to watch 1080p hd anime titties you are holding the rest of the human race back and should feel ashamed.
No.103154
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>>103153
How are you today Ema? Long time no see.
No.103155
>>103154
I'm… im okay, how about you?
No.103156
>>103155
Just okay, Emmy? I'm doing pretty good aside from being super bored. Looking for a scary foreign movie to watch. Have any plans for tonight?
No.103157
>>103151
Press C to go first person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXxdGOz9qok&t=7m49s
This is probably the best game out right now, I'm definitely buying it.
No.103158
>>103156
Mhm.. i'm okay, do you like foreign movies?
No.103159
>>103158
Yes, I do. I don't favor them over anything though. Not unless it's foreign horror. I love foreign horror movies. How about you? What kind of movies do you like?
No.103160
>>103159
Oh um, no plans today I guess.. Horror is so scary… i don't know how people can watch that stuff x…x What kind of movies do I…… I don't really watch movies at all but i do enjoy Sci-fi
No.103161
>>103160
Cool! I love scifi as well. Ever watch the show The Expanse?
No.103162
>>103157
If it was a single server MMO, I would agree, but the small game servers kindof wrecks it for me.
My standards are retard high for games.
No.103163
>>103161
Yay
And nope… sorry
No.103164
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>>103163
I think you should give it a shot. It's a very detailed, hard-scifi show with decent characters. Really fun. I heard the book is even better.
What kind of videogames do you like to play?
No.103165
>>103164
*looks around* is it okay if I torrent it?
Video games? I haven't played in years. I used to watch my brothers play when I was little. I do enjoy Megaman X. Do you like vidya?
No.103166
>>103165
*hugs* Yeah sure thats how I watched it. I love vidya. Do you have a steam?
No.103167
>>103164
>Pets the wise wolf
No.103169
No.103170
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>>103166
eee! i was hugged… *hugs back* ah! I forgot to make one… It keeps crossing my mind
No.103172
>>103170
So many people have asked you to make a steam Ema!
Everyone wants to talk to you!
No.103173
>>103170
You should! It'll be easier to talk to you and kiss you.
No.103174
No.103175
>>103172
But, I… I'm terrible in conversation. Any conversation.
>>103173
Oh my gosh >.<
No.103176
>>103175
Join the club… ;-;
No.103178
>>103176
Im not much of a gamer, though..
No.103179
No.103180
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>>103177
kisses aare very personal, you know.. are you sure you would want to?
No.103181
>>103180
>using steam for vidya
No.103182
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>>103181
what do you use it for?
No.103183
No.103184
>>103183
Lol x..x
I usually enjoy watching others play if that's alright
No.103185
>>103180
Of course I do! Long, sensual kisses.
>>103182
He uses it for postin' his lily white ass!
No.103186
>>103184
Noun actually steams vidya for people!
So you're in luck!
>>103185
This is slander Noun!
No.103187
>>103184
I stream all the time if you wanna watch me or somethin'.
>>103186
:3
No.103188
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>>103185
hauuu… oh my… ^.^
I think it's time for me to go, I'm all blushy and burning up just from talking to you haha..
bye-bye~
>>103186
G-good bye, Sleepy, I'm too flustered to continue. Have a wonderful evening~
>>103187
D-deal! b-bye again
No.103189
>>103188
I miss you already…
I'll wait for you…
No.103190
>>103188
>tfw scared Ema again
Welp… take care!
No.103192
No.103193
No.103194
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I get emotional whenever I am sleepy.
No.103195
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>103194
I know that feeling.
No.103196
>>103195
It's a cozy feeling. I get really lovey dovey.
No.103197
>>103196
My emotional feeling gets a little more sad.
By the way try and listen to the song.
No.103198
No.103199
>>103197
>Unavailable in my country
Gee thanks…
No.103201
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>103200
This is really good so far. Reminds me of Radiohead a lot.
No.103202
>>103201
The text really puts tears in my eyes.
Its a danish band.
No.103203
Good night!
>>103202
He has a really good voice. I love how much music can affect someone emotionally. Music is my life. Anyways, I'm off. Good night /lewd/.
No.103209
>>103208
…I was pranking..
No.103210
>>103209
evidence doesnt lie
No.103212
tfw a cute girl is masturbating next to you after you bred her
nice feel
No.103213
>>103210
Only me and you here..I will kill you right now
No.103218
>>103217
I was pranking! Plus I think he died anyway
No.103219
>>103218
So that means its only you and ~!
No.103220
No.103228
>>103227
I get it…
I'll leave…
No.103230
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No.103231
>>103230
hi the bye, time to sleep!
No.103233
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No.103234
Good Afternoon Everyone <3
No.103235
everyone get Life is Fuedal
I shall repost this again when people are actually posting
No.103237
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No.103240
>>103237
Where are we going?
No.103241
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No.103242
>>103241
I JUST SAID I WOULD
No.103243
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>>103241
Are we going somewhere nice?
No.103248
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I wanna get good at Houkago Live again
No.103250
No.103251
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No.103252
>>103251
fufufu
so tsuntsun cunt-chan
No.103253
>>103252
I hope someone bullies you
No.103255
>>103253
the only person who bullies me is dunsel, with his absence
also why the FUCK does madoka have long hair?
fucking SHIT PISS design that looks like DOG SHIT
No.103256
I want Rain to befriend me.
No.103257
>>103255
you're kind of scary. Her hair is long because she's god senpai, god propably has flowing locks
No.103258
>>103257
kind of scary?
the fuck do you mean by that, im not threatening at all
>>103256
same, he seems nice, and left a nice comment on my profile
No.103259
>>103256
Rain is a cool dude im sure he would
No.103260
>>103258
what do you consider yourself then? You scare me because you seem unnecessarily pissed off. Is something wrong?
No.103261
I hate when people I like and care for ignore me.
No.103262
>>103260
a joke, usually
i just find being an asshole is funny, and im just a vulgar person
No.103263
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>>103261
I'm sorry someone's ignoring you, did you do something to upset them?
>>103262
oh that makes sense, I think it's fun too but I hadn't seen another side of you so I thought you were just an angry person
No.103264
>>103263
well im usually fairly nice too, if you got ta know me maybe i'd show that side more you fucking troglodyte nigger
No.103266
>>103263
Never intentionally. Never ever! I'm free like the wind and try to bring a cool breeze to everyone. Everyone deserves to have fun.
The thought of hurting someone I care for hurts me a lot. I'm solitude now, no one gets to breathe me anymore, I'm busy finding my own way.
if one person would demand me, i'll be a good boy
No.103267
>>103265
that's why i said troglodyte to cancel it out
it was a fucking compliment dumb dog shit fuck ass you
No.103268
>>103266
your speech is above my level and I don't get it, but it sounds like you're trying your best so that's good
>>103267
what's a troglodyte I'm too lazy to look it up
No.103269
>>103268
Will you be my girl?
say yes and i'll smile, say no and it'll be soothing
No.103270
>>103268
a cave dweller
though i use it as a really gross pale person that doesn't go outside
No.103271
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>>103269
I could never completely fill that roll but I'm happy today
yes
>>103270
I'm not gross I love good hygine
No.103272
>>103271
Finding you on /r9k/ was such a miracle.
No.103273
>>103271
like takin showers and uh… wiping ur butt after u poo
and brushin ur teeth
an uhhhhhhhhh washin ur hands
stuff like that?
No.103274
>>103272
/r9k/ is only good for shitposting so I'm glad you showed me here
>>103273
and shaving everywhere and smelling good yeah
No.103275
>>103274
awh dude man that's fuckin TIGHT as SHIT
but you didn't say you go outside
so that still makes you a troglodyte
you fucking troglodyte
No.103276
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>>103275
I go outside, just way less than I stay inside
No.103277
>>103276
tsk
yeah right
lemme humor you for just a minute
say you really do go "outside"
what do you do on these incursions to the light-zone?
No.103278
>>103277
uhh
I ran a mile today
usually I just get food
No.103279
>>103278
a whole mile?
what was your time?
No.103280
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No.103281
>>103280
oh, that's not too bad
unless you were really pushing yourself
No.103282
>>103280
Is that the fastest you can do?
No.103283
>>103281
>>103282
I dunno if it was as fast as I can or not
I was out of breath and tired but I don't really think about it that much I just run
No.103284
Hey :3
Still sick, it got worse :|
How is everyone?
No.103285
>>103283
good! better than nothing
>>103284
fine, i was sick a day ago but it got better after ingesting 20 cough drops
No.103286
is it worth walking 3km in -10c to fetch a couple of ordered fleshlights?
No.103288
>>103286
bundle up and you'll be fine, -10 ain't that bad
No.103290
>>103287
i don't have a bike
and there's snow anyway
>>103288
nah but the distance is
i'm shit at walking
No.103291
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>>103284
that's not good you got worse, how bad is it?
>>103285
I love cough drops, especially the fruity ones that are like candy. The grapefruit one is my favorite
>>103286
>not dildos
you gay son?
>>103287
hi gropy, doing well?
No.103292
I want to make Brat cum over and over again.
No.103293
>>103291
dildos are gay as fuck
i got one of those with teeth on it, and a second one of my favorite one
No.103294
>>103289
hi
>>103290
>i don't have a bike
Yeah I know, getting just a BIT of exercise is terrible
>and there's snow anyway
I keep forgetting that snow magically makes bike not work :^)
>>103291
Alright, you?
No.103295
>>103290
ehhh, 2 miles ain't that bad, im sure it's nice there in Swedland.
>>103291
good to know im not the only one who loves that shit
i would eat them all day if they didn't leave that disgusting layer of shit on your tongue and make you generally feel like a gross person for eating cough drops
>>103292
lewd as heck
No.103296
>>103291
Let's see.
I barely could sleep at night because I was coughing all the time and it really hurt(I can still barely speak) I have a headache that's worse than yesterday's and if I try walking or moving my legs at all the headache gets a few times stronger and its hard to walk. It's a little better now because I can go a few steps before I have to sit because I can't walk. I should go to the doctor sometime soon
>>103292
Spoilers ><
No.103297
>>103283
well try and go for your best next time i know you can better then that
I mean I ran a 18 minute 2 mile in the army with a broken foot which is failing the pt test but that pain was to much
>>103294
Snow>bike
ride the snow
No.103298
>>103294
i just can't see myself biking in the snow, i would slip and fall more than i do while walking
>>103295
eh.. i gotta do it some time i guess
No.103299
>>103294
How are you Gropy?
No.103300
>>103298
exactly! that's the spirit
just do it now fam!
No.103301
>>103298
Are you retarded?
No.103302
>>103301
i have terrible motor skills
No.103303
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>>103292
where did this cum from so suddenly
>>103294
alright is better than bad. I feel happy today although I don't know why
>>103296
jeez yeah that's a lot, go to a doctor before something else happens
>>103297
yeah you definately are my cool uncle ok
No.103304
>>103303
I'll go tomorrow probably
No.103305
>>103303
Like i remind you of your actual cool uncle or that is just how i appear to you?
No.103306
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>>103305
I don't have a cool uncle you're filling that void for me
No.103307
>>103303
It's always been here.
No.103308
>>103306
I can live with that role
No.103309
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No.103310
No.103311
>>103309
Will you marry me?
No.103312
alrighty then, got my winter jacket and shoe spikes on, and headphones
time for a journey
No.103313
Hello doctor ? I think I've come down with a terminal case of "loving master too much" Is there any cure for loving my master this much ? The daily dose of tummy kisses and semen are making my symptoms worse
No.103314
>>103313
im not a doctor so i wouldn't know how to help with that
try adderal maybe?
No.103315
>>103311
yes I'll bear your children too
No.103316
>>103315
We're going to make everyone so jelous, and leave a trail of fire wherever we go.
No.103317
>>103316
your lighter can't be that big, what would you light
No.103318
>>103317
Your entire body will be my canvas.
No.103319
Hi peoples.
>Xcom 2 got a 93/100
No.103321
>>103318
just don't let anyone find out the horrible things you'd do
No.103322
night /lewd/
>>103321
It'll only be beween you and me. Goodnight sugar plum.
No.103324
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why does sunshine make me feel even happier it's just so nice and warn
No.103325
and so i am back, 50 minutes later with some good loot
No.103330
>>103326
I missed you master
No.103331
>>103329
I am sick..
How are you?
No.103332
>>103326
I missed you Tokai
No.103333
>>103330
I missed me too
>>103331
awh what do ya got?
bit rough but all okai
>>103332
hii
No.103334
No.103335
I don't know dude…
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude…
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude…
And they need to take it up with me after the show…
Because…
No.103337
>>103333
I missed being lewd for you too master
No.103338
>>103333
I am not sure what I got but I checked with a thermometer and I am right now with 38.7c°
No.103339
>>103334
heya hows things?
>>103336
Imma get hyper on coffee!
>>103337
lewd!
>>103338
ahh you just make sure to stay warm and eh drink warm things
No.103340
>>103338
I wrote this like a retard…
I guess 3 hours of sleep isn't enough for me
No.103341
>>103339
I just came thinking about you not long after you showed up btw
No.103342
>>103339
Dont get to hyper
No.103343
JUST WANNA HOLD YOUR HA-HA-HAAAND
No.103344
>>103339
good! just waiting for people to come online on steam
No.103345
>>103341
I sensed that and descended
>>103342
aaaah Ill drink lots!!
>>103344
poke them in the chatbox!
No.103347
>>103345
I want to make you cum today but for now I have to run errands. Thank you for showing up when I was about to finish master
No.103348
>>103346
coffee only makes happy!!
>>103347
tssh bai
No.103349
>>103348
I am glad you are happy then
No.103350
my god, the teeth feel amazing scraping on the glans
so i guess this is what a blowjob feels like?
No.103351
>>103350
The teeth never touch the penis doing a blowjob
No.103352
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No.103354
>>103349
thanks, are toi happy?
>>103350
..where do you get that
No.103355
>>103351
they shouldn't but they can
>>103354
For now I am happy
No.103356
>>103354
Hey Tokai <3
You can buy those sort of things if you search for onaholes
No.103357
>>103351
yeah i know but this feels damn good
>>103354
i buy all my stuff (11 now) on aliexpress, this one was a bit more expensive at $30 (the most expensive i have now), there was another one cheaply made
No.103358
No.103359
>>103357
Is that a magic eyes made one?
No.103360
>>103355
then I am more happy that you are also happy
>>103356
hii
ooohh
>>103357
>mfw was browsing aliexpress already
god I love that site
No.103361
>>103358
100% worth it, get a lot of lube also
>>103359
it says "wille" on it
No.103362
>>103360
I am glad I made you happy
No.103363
File: 1454348330483.jpg (538.59 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, c13abb1b6c30eacde544c0329d….jpg)
>>103361
I haven't seen that brand, but it looks similar to the magic eyes made ones. All good though.
No.103364
>>103361
wait you know how it feels already
you masturbated with it!?
No.103365
>>103364
kek
If its anything like my onahole it is well worth the investment
No.103366
>>103363
i suppose the one you're talking about is one of the luxury brand ones, i've never really cared about those.. $15 is usually my upper limit and it lasts me good
>>103364
well yeah, just had to try it
i tried making out with it too (before fap), but it's way too small of a mouth
No.103367
File: 1454348921738.jpg (307.22 KB, 1446x2046, 241:341, 3d5426f0e9678852ae16fafa37….jpg)
>>103366
The one I have is a magic eye sujiman kupa, dual layered. A little more expensive but well worth the price
No.103368
>>103366
why not kiss it after you fap?
No.103369
File: 1454348988732.jpg (168.45 KB, 1725x1319, 1725:1319, 27329bd2273831a04fe338a05e….jpg)
>>103368
Could always do a rainbow kiss :3
No.103370
No.103371
>>103367
yeah people say that, but i bought one for $12 with dual colors and it's the most amazing thing i've ever had, i've used it so much the glue is separating, but i ordered another one a few weeks ago
>>103368
what are you a fucking faggot?
No.103372
>>103369
>rainbow kiss
Ewww
No.103375
File: 1454349244462.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>103370
Google it :P
>>103372
hehe
No.103376
>>103371
is that the new edups maymay?
No.103377
No.103378
File: 1454349487856.jpg (414.17 KB, 820x912, 205:228, 4d0c895db32a559493f75bdc26….jpg)
No.103379
File: 1454349703321.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
morning and unmorning cuties and cutiers
No.103380
>>103379
Evening Spidey <3
No.103381
No.103382
No.103383
No.103384
>>103382
do you know the wonderful feel of waking up with raging morning wood and just raping ur half asleep gf
nice desu
No.103385
>>103383
Not bad just relaxing atm, looking for some mods for planescape
No.103386
>>103380
these pictures are making me horny
don't do that
>>103384
no becuz im not a cuckold unlike u lol
No.103387
>>103385
planescape has mods?
No.103388
>>103386
Oh?
Why not :^)
>>103387
Just the widescreen fix and a UI mod
No.103389
File: 1454350306971.jpg (201.09 KB, 723x1062, 241:354, 72b8fe094f3e632ba9d078583a….jpg)
I'MMA GRIP N SIP, AND MULTIBOARD POST!
GIMME THE KEYS, I'M STILL OK TO DRIVE
No.103390
File: 1454350350709.jpg (544.3 KB, 669x1000, 669:1000, 0559efdd84713fddac12b045bd….jpg)
No.103391
>>103388
cause im going to try and not masturbate today
No.103392
>>103390
Hey Magi, no (You)s in /animus/. ;-;
No.103393
File: 1454350444140.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
>>103389
no I'm taking your keys away
No.103394
>>103391
Heh good luck with that :3
>>103392
Pfft, don't know why you bother going there anymore scan, its like a graveyard
No.103395
>>103386
>fucking your own girlfriend that you live with
>cuckold
I don't think u know what that word means
No.103396
>>103394
ehhh fuck it i'll do it next week
you ruined my plans
>>103395
sure
just don't forget what i said when she finds something better
No.103398
>>103396
lol ok m8y
sorry ur so lonely beta
No.103399
>>103398
>needs to have a woman to have worth
literally
top
zozzle
No.103400
>>103399
t. lonely jail gay virgin faggot
No.103401
No.103402
>>103393
NO!
NO NO NO!
I NEED TO GO TO TESCOS, THEY GOT GOON I CAN BUY!
>>103394
Had to visit them and do my rounds, I jump from thread to thread. Ain't getting no love though. Maybe they still think I'm a traitor or something.
No.103403
No.103404
>>103401
p a t h e t i c
i bet u think im talking about ERP loser
No.103405
>>103402
*swallows keys and gets in the car, locking myself in* 3=<
No.103406
No.103408
>>103405
*smashes your windows in and drags you out of it, then while you're laying there stamps your gut in till you vomit it back up with alot of blood too"
No.103409
>>103406
tfw u'll be alone 4ever
idktf
No.103410
>>103409
lol did i here a fly
cuz i think i heard a pest
No.103413
>>103408
>>103408
MOTHERFUCKER!
FINE, I'LL WALK!
If I die or get supermurdered or gangraped, you're to blame!
No.103414
>>103411
*puts reclining chair back*
*looks at u*
*scratches belly through wife-beater*
*BBRRRRAPPPPP*
*grunts*
No.103415
No.103416
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>>103402
I wouldn't let it bother you, last time I visited I didn't get the warmest of welcomes either.
>>103414
kek
No.103417
Did someone mention smug?
Fight me!
No.103418
File: 1454351861460.png (955.87 KB, 1749x1276, 159:116, 2694940affad66fa37e4d944a1….png)
>>103417
Smug?
Hey Cherub <3
No.103419
>>103411
lol no reply
as of expected when you're faced with a big man
No.103421
>>103418
Sup. I'm feeling like shit right now
>>103420
This gif is the embodiment of smug.
No.103423
>>103416
I'll just drink more and become a problem later. ;3
>>103417
*puts up dem guns*
>>103415
Fine!
No.103424
>>103419
ur a little bitch dude
and u get NO pussy
No.103425
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>>103423
Heh, you on the beers?
No.103426
>>103422
No sleep…. Again….
No.103427
No.103428
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>>103426
God, I know how that goes, though I can usually get by being bipolar. You messed up your sleeping pattern?
No.103429
>>103424
yeah, that's right
not even going to talk about what just happened
the magnitude of what just occurred
i set my dominance over you and you just took it like a little girl
how about you get daddy a beer sweetie?
*clears throat really loud*
*reclines in reclining chair*
*scratches balls*
No.103430
No.103431
No.103434
>>103432
*puts on a blanket*
*turns TV to the little miss usa pageant*
*touches dick*
*lets out a pleased grunt*
you got my beer yet cunt?
No.103436
>>103433
just pieces of shit, doing what pieces of shit do best
be fucking repulsive
No.103437
>>103436
I got a PhD in 'Being Haram and fucking disgusting' Studies.
Just call me 'Dr. Pls No'
No.103438
>tfw he's going to win Iowa today.
No.103439
No.103441
>>103437
i never needed a PhD for that.
I was born a disgusting pig with a fat, veiny dick.
>>103438
hello mr. godstein, can you just fucking kill me now?
No.103442
>>103441
Yeah, having the veiny phimosis cock sorta says 'I was born for this role'
No.103443
File: 1454353138856.jpg (15.28 KB, 673x378, 673:378, 12647095_1061231783919498_….jpg)
No.103444
jk bernie is a fucking piece of shit
No.103446
>I bought that hat from China
No.103448
>>103442
yeah, and having a lot of fat and muscles
i have a pretty hairy, tan gut too
No.103449
>>103446
>amercia in a nut shell
No.103450
>>103446
>Make Amerika geweldige weer
No.103451
>>103448
Please tell me you got the Hawaiian shirt to complete the look, followed with mind broken slut straight out of a Shindo L comic/neglected kid.
No.103452
America is already great!
No.103453
>>103451
>America is already great!
No.103454
>>103452
maybe back when it was part of Great Britain still
No.103455
>>103451
oh i do
believe me, she gets a good raping everyday, and i make sure to get a little bit of cum on her baby
(my baby)
>>103452
if it were great i wouldn't want to kill myself everyday
No.103456
>>103453
*clapping intensfies*
No.103457
No.103458
>>103449
*china
>>103450
chinezen zyn goeie vertalers
No.103460
>>103458
china just produces it, america is the one who ordered it
No.103463
>>103461
i don't know if you're talking about my rape baby or my suicidal thoughts
No.103464
>>103455
… you fancy making a career out of being horrible?
An asshole like you should come and study to become a head of 'fucking nope'. We'll pay for your course, and since being an asshole is in high demand, we'll even top your expensives off with a bursary.
No.103465
>>103462
the lack of a bulge makes that picture weird
No.103466
File: 1454354044140.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 753.72 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 35a76972bdf9d8d90dba08a95….jpeg)
>>103462
>>103462
Balls might be photoshopped on, but I don't give a fuck, if I wasn't drinking I'd probably be excited.
Have some lewd yourself.
No.103467
>>103464
ooooohhhh yeahhhh
but what kind of studies am i doing
effects of being an asshole on children?
No.103468
>>103460
we need to war them anyway
No.103470
>>103446
I wonder if there's a Make Britain Great again cap out there.
I'm sure there is.
No.103471
>>103468
go for it then!
I'll be over here forming strats while you charge the lines
No.103472
>>103470
wouldn't that be, keep calm and carry on?
No.103473
>>103472
God, that would be awful.
No.103474
>>103473
it's all memes at the end of the day baby
No.103475
>>103470
Silly politcians, Britain is already pretty Great.
If I was the mouthpiece of British politics, I'd be like 'Make Britain even better'
No.103476
File: 1454354591688.jpg (125.7 KB, 850x1062, 425:531, sample-b329f3464378e0f3ccc….jpg)
No.103477
>>103475
That's less catchy, though.
No.103480
>>103470
You could get it custom
>>103471
strats?
No.103481
>>103477
how about….
"great's in the name"
since it is Great Britain after all
>>103480
strategies
No.103483
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No.103484
>>103480
Ehhhhhhhhhh.
How's it going, Tokai~?
No.103485
>>103477
'A violent today, for a better tomorrow.'
This is why I voted for Bunnylord for 2015.
No.103486
File: 1454354853104.jpg (15.28 KB, 673x378, 673:378, 12647095_1061231783919498_….jpg)
No.103487
File: 1454354862516.jpg (1.19 MB, 850x1061, 850:1061, sample_d08e4825def6c5e8076….jpg)
No.103489
>>103488
See, can't argue with a campaign slogan like that, can't you?
Everyone loves violence!
No.103490
>>103489
with the way we riot I can agree with that
No.103491
>>103481
tssh weakling
>>103484
I am doing meme right now, mixing corn and coffee
No.103492
>>103491
yes yes yes, you go on and attack america already now
No.103493
Reminder that you are turncoats and DNBs.
No.103494
>>103491
that fucking image lmfao
No.103496
No.103497
>>103493
Oh wait, this is /lewd/, thought I was posting in /animus/… I should stop drinking.
No.103498
>>103496
>using Disney produced memes
you're going to get sued and raped in jail for your crimes
No.103499
>>103493
I am no such thing.
No.103500
>>103494
Clickhole is great
No.103502
>>103500
That blog is pretty much accurate.
Children run by mob rule, naturally going for the strongest retard for leader.
No.103504
No.103505
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
time for shower and chill
>>103492
I aint no inferior
>>103494
spicey memes
No.103506
File: 1454355909749.jpg (176.8 KB, 1272x1731, 424:577, a470854137d0a52121060875bb….jpg)
No.103507
Ugh. I remember why I hate having admin powers anywhere.
Dealing with fucking attentionwhores when they don't get their own way.
No.103509
>>103504
That's just how I feel at the moment…
No.103510
>>103508
IM
THE MAN
IN THE BOX
No.103511
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No.103512
>>103505
of course not sweety, say why don't you go make me another cup of tea to prove that you're superior?
>>103507
you gotta do it but also remember not to get too overboad with it, like I did
>>103508
don't shit in no box nounpops
No.103514
>>103510
Buried in my dook
>>103511
No.103515
>>103512
I've done the whole moderating thing on a board before. I hated it then, I still hate it now. I pretty much got volunteered for admin powers that I never asked for or wanted. I'll just remove them from myself if I get pissed off enough.
No.103516
>>103508
ohhhhh yeah
i like that one
that's tight
No.103517
Time to go back to work. Byeeee
No.103518
>>103517
Have a good day at work.
No.103519
>>103515
that's fine enough
>>103517
cya
No.103520
>>103514
:P
>>103517
Catch you later <3
No.103521
I'm noticing a trend of rising contentment the more passive and accepting I become, help me.
No.103522
File: 1454356479886.jpg (581.48 KB, 1059x447, 353:149, jared-letos-character-paul….jpg)
>>103521
You have to be more confident, bro.
No.103523
No.103524
>>103521
me be noticing a growing trend in da grocery store lately
No.103526
File: 1454356758576.jpg (21.28 KB, 500x217, 500:217, 573147ba8175f3c427b33f054c….jpg)
No.103531
>>103522
I've got plenty of that.
>>103523
What's your point?
>>103524
is it cus ur buyin BUTT loob LMAO
No.103532
>>103529
wow, what a big guy
No.103533
No.103535
>>103531
my point is in my pants and you're going to have to get in there to learn more
>>103533
you're a godamn master at this
No.103537
No.103539
No.103542
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No.103543
File: 1454357572910.jpg (15.28 KB, 673x378, 673:378, 12647095_1061231783919498_….jpg)
No.103544
Come on Bateman, i know you are out there notice these sweet dubs… Again.
No.103546
>>103543
fuck that's hot, little pussy girl
SQUIRT SQUIRT
mmmmmmmm
No.103547
No.103548
>>103547
I was going for 44…
No.103549
>>103535
I think I'll pass.
No.103550
>>103548
We can't win all the time.
No.103552
>>103548
>implying cheb is going to let you get anything
>>103549
being passive again I see
No.103553
No.103555
File: 1454357984797.png (155.81 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Bleached-Whale-4426577_500….png)
did u guys like my eminem impression earlier?/? funny rite?!?!?
No.103558
>>103555
skittles are better then m&ms
No.103559
>>103557
lol repeating digits amirite *fart*
>>103558
you would know :^)
No.103560
No.103561
>>103555
What eminiem impression?
No.103562
No.103563
>>103561
now I can't unsee her as Morrigan
No.103565
>>103559
yup I enjoy tasting the rainbow everything by injecting my eyeballs with leprechauns
No.103567
No.103568
>>103562
Is that a meme? :^)
>>103563
No.103569
No.103570
>>103564
everyone i got a headache
No.103572
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>>103568
non non the tights
No.103573
>>103569
I know that, but I thought I'd ask anyhow :)
No.103574
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No.103575
I'm home and set for a while on booze.
No.103577
>>103571
>>103572
>no dubs
I've BEEN HAD!
No.103578
No.103581
>>103575
Hey i got stoli too
No.103589
>See this when I tab back in
No.103593
File: 1454359026266.jpg (170.9 KB, 500x808, 125:202, 1456845ce4f9c5c2af186ca376….jpg)
No.103670
No.103678
>>103581
Can't go wrong with ol' stoli.