No.104960
It's not hijacking, just a cool kids thread.
No.104963
well you can stay here in the cool kids thread.
i'll be over in the cooler kids thread.
No.104964
No.104967
No.105016
I got my monastic chants set up and am going to spend the rest of the night being feudal
Y'all better join up and start contributing to the commune. Together we are strong!
No.105267
Life is Feudal because real life is feudal
No.105268
someone broadcast/stream this I wanna see it
No.105269
>>105268
just join the discord thats the only good part
No.105270
>>104903
the rest of the cup is poured down the sink
i don't make much sense anyhow
No.105271
>>105268
I'm streaming dota
No.105272
You’re alone when morning comes
The milkmen jingle bottles in the street
Night beautiful courtesan the night withdraws
Fraudulent Ferdine or careful Leah
And you drink an alcohol as caustic as your life
Your life you drink as alcohol
No.105273
>>105271
but I wanna see whatever this shitty Medieval thing so many people spent $40 on because it looked pretty bad based off my limited knowledge
>>105272
what's your secret to appearing smart?
No.105274
>>105272
did you write this?
No.105275
>>105273
>>105274
https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/zone
i am not them; i am simlply one who makes
too much noise to be listened to
No.105276
>>105275
oh, I used to be the captain of my high schools creative writing club, I used to write stuff like that, you had me excited, I thought maybe we shared an interest, and maybe I'll start writing again.
to think I still have 3 or 4 page poems that I wrote somewhere, it'd be nice to find them and see how terrible I was.
No.105277
>>105276
hey; i recently took up creativeish writing…
even if i am terrible at it!
No.105279
>>105277
I found something I wrote forever ago, I was so childish.
A Zombie apocalypse wouldn't it be fun
To run around blowing off heads with a gun
Or you could cut them open and watch there guts spill
Or would the gory mess make you too ill
You could always burn them that would be great
The smell of burning flesh, the rotting decay
Where would you go to keep from being eaten
Where would you hide to stay out of sight
What would you do when you get your first bite
Would you take your own life
Or turn into a zombie and leave it to your wife
Would you seek a society of survivors
Or hide in a prison with the ten to lifers
No matter what do you think you'd survive
Do you think you'd make it
Do you think you'd thrive
No.105280
>>105279
i do degree in cw heres a recommendation,
read death of author by Roland Bart
then think to yourself do you believe in it?
No.105281
>>105279
Come on in and enter. Ah, so warm
The squeaky white floors and the linen white dresses
That come and give you capsules in the morning.
Do not fret, you are taken care of here, yet,
You basket case, broken little man
Don't worry, it is all in our plan
Float you away on beds and therapy sessions
When I go home, I will laugh at you
You are an animal in a zoo
And everyone and no one knows the truth
No.105282
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No.105284
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Sorry for being late home, I was in a car crash today and had to stay late because of damage to myself and the vehicle.
At least I'm not stuck in the Hospital, right?
Hoooooorraaaaaayyyyyyyyyy-
Anyways..
I really hurt like Hell and just got back so I might just lie down for the night, sorry to disappoint if you expected some kind of debate tonight.
Stay beautiful.
No.105285
>>105284
Oh; one more thing, if you need me write me on Steam because I tend to pass out with my laptop open next to me.
No.105286
>>105280
I don't know if I do, there are parts that get to me in bad ways, talks of patterns to be followed, I see as a reference to rhyme, or even any writing style in general, when those same patterns existed long before written language, it's easier to remember patterns, therefor easier to share, so many old storys told as rhymes, and to say an author dies with the reader, I feel that the great authors live on in the things that they write and that to me, they are alive again each time I remember a writing, and this part gets me, write hear and gives me ideas.
>a readymade dictionary whose
words can be explained (defined) only by other words,
I want to write something, then use the definitions in place of the words themselves.
anywho, was an interesting read.
>>105281
oh, um, interesting, I mean, it's not bad, but it doesn't really do anything for me either, but neither does my old writing I used to be so proud of.
No.105287
what do you do when you're listening to the same song on repeat but don't want to hate it in a day
No.105288
>>105287
listen to your heart
No.105289
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
just wanted to share this, the starts kinda boring, but he really gets going and I enjoy his stuff.
No.105290
>enjoy this song immensely
>look up Taproot's discography
>they're absolute shit other than this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0aeNzBMWOg
Welp…
No.105291
>>105288
it's kind of quiet right now
No.105292
>>104903
i am mostly not drunk anymore
what regrettable decisions did i make?
No.105293
>>105291
it'll pick up when you find someone good
>>105292
you wanted to fuck sci and baka bullied you on voice chat
No.105294
>>105292
you said you wanted to suck my dick and have me give you a footjob
No.105295
I gotta go to bed, night guize.
No.105296
>>105295
im going to bed too
night~
No.105297
>>105293
>>105294
how do i regain my honor?
No.105298
>>105295
night night, sleep well
No.105299
>>105297
I don't mind if you don't, or you can just get more drunk and forget what happened
No.105300
>>105299
that's what they call alcoholism…
No.105301
>>105300
You sobered up fast.
No.105302
>>105297
thy must travel to the cursed lands of the west falls in the red marsh
you will find a lost keep battered and old, the lord of this keep will be roaming the halls, long forgotten what he was searching for
return what was lost and he shall save you in return
No.105303
>>105300
I thought it was called washing away your sorrows or forgetting your problems?
No.105304
*clears throat*
im going to BED NOW
Goodnight~!
No.105305
>>105301
i think i didn't have much to eat before, so that's why i was so loopy… it's not like i drank a bunch
also i was drunk long before i entered the discord
>>105302
where do i start, then, on my road to this fabled marsh!?
>>105303
that and killing your liver
No.105306
IM REALLY LEAVING NOW
L-LAST CHANCE TO SAY ANYTHING
No.105307
>>105304
*shoves dick into it*
>>105305
where the moon sets and the tears of the gods gather
No.105308
>>105306
goodnight you dingus!
No.105312
what's interesting about it in my eyes, is the it's paradoxical in nature. how can what he saying hold any weight. it's written down on paper.
more simply put it's implying that you should not believe in it
its also very hard to explain this.
No.105313
No.105314
No.105316
No.105317
>>105316
no you can't make me
No.105318
>>105286
>>105312
where do you get this smart what are you even talking about
I feel like a little kid listening to adults
No.105319
>>105317
its very interesting talk about writing theory
No.105320
>>105319
writing is for nerds, you nerd!
No.105321
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>>105318
just learn about stuff, but this type of shit is my degree
No.105323
>tfw senpai wont notice you
No.105324
>>105323
>tfw you fucking abandoned us
No.105325
>>105323
who's your senpai?
No.105328
Does /lewd/ know this feel?
Does /lewd/ want to know this feel?
Come join the peasantry!
No.105329
why is it so fun being tired with fuzzy eyes
>>105328
it looks like shit though
No.105331
>>105329
I find it to be highly immersive.
No.105332
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>>105328
I'll come black tomorrow
>>105329
because your warmness is floating up
No.105333
>>105331
I'd love to watch then, I'm just drawing while doing other stuff. You don't have to do anything other than play the game I'm just curious
>>105332
am I a balloon now?
No.105336
>>105333
part balloon, part kidney beans
No.105339
>>105338
you're burt to me
No.105340
Then you're gonna have to get a (you) from burt, not me! Baka
No.105341
>>105340
I'll steal those (yous)
No.105344
>>105341
Im bored so they are all yours
No.105346
>>105344
lovely!
don't mind if I do
No.105348
>>105343
Get out of here Feudal baby!
>105346
Opps
yous are not real
No.105349
>>105348
I'm as real as they come
No.105350
>>105348
be nice to burt, burt.
No.105351
I see (yous) over the horizon!
No.105354
>>105352
Noo ok only you can stay from the Feudal babies
>>105353
ello
No.105359
>>105354
>>105355
>>105356
I just woke up and am still drunk!
Link me some loud and obnoxious music!
AND BUY LIFE IS FEUDAL!
No.105360
Good morning, /lewd/! I've got to go to work in eight minutes and I could barely sleep tonight, it's gonna be great!
>>105353
What kind of silly time are you getting up at, you layabout?!
No.105361
>>105358
>>105359
Drunk slut and no!! Never!!1
>>105360
Sleep in and lay on my lap
No.105363
>>105359
I'm watching noun, it could be his job but it looks way too boring and dull as shit
hey hey
can it be weebshit
I got some good obnoxious shit
>>105360
good morning, does that mean you're tired?
No.105364
>>105361
I can't, I love money!
No.105365
>>105363
It absolutely means I'm tired, which is why I'm drinking ridiculously strong instant coffee! Which'll probably make me crash at some point, but I'll deal with that when I get to it.
No.105366
>>105364
but my lap is only free for now! Limited time only!
No.105367
No.105368
>>105365
good luck, hopefully you deal with it better than me. keeping yourself engaged with something is the best advice I can give
No.105370
>>105369
night night, sleep well
No.105372
No.105373
>>105366
Your lap is always free, you slut!
>>105368
I've got the kind of job where I can't help doing stuff all the time, so that'll be fine at least!
BUT NOW IT'S WORK TIME OKAY BYE
No.105375
>>105374
how ya doing today?
No.105376
>>105369
Night
>>105373
Not true! It was for one person but its wasted now.
No.105377
>>105375
pretty good/10
how are you?
No.105379
>>105377
sleepy, I'm gonna go to bed here soon. Pretty good sounds fairly well so I'm happy for you
No.105380
>>105379
you can't sleep yet I still want all those (yous)
No.105382
>>105378
good to see you sci
how have you been?
>>105379
have a good rest, brat
and thank you
No.105383
>>105382
i've been all right. how about you?
No.105384
>>105381
heheheheh I'm going to pump them all out of your (you) holes
No.105385
>>105361
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
>>105362
This isn't loud…
ily still tbh
>>105363
Weebshit is good, and the game is so comfy, working together to help eachoher, I love it.
No.105387
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>105385
turn it up as loud as you can
No.105388
>>105385
Im no slut you slut bucket!
No.105389
>>105383
losing my mind a bit
but never more than usual
No.105390
>>105389
losing your mind has its moments
No.105391
>>105354
You are the best!
No.105392
night night, I hope everyone has a good day/night
No.105393
>>105392
one last (you) before you go!
No.105394
>>105387
favorited
>>105386
that one is good
>>105388
double slut!
>>105392
Cuddle with me!
No.105395
>>105391
Oh! Well you too!
>>105392
Night night
No.105396
>>105393
Come help me in game!
No.105397
>>105396
I'm 2 tired to vidya
I'll play tomorrow
No.105399
>>105392
goodnight burt
>>105394
okay cool!
No.105401
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>>105398
Time to watch some soul eater burt the per-
Anyway cya later
No.105403
>>105401
You can call me a pervert I don't mind
No.105405
>>105404
No, you will be mean to me when I do.
No.105406
>>105405
But thats what youre into
No.105409
Michael Jackson's Thriller is a 32 time platinum record
No.105410
>>105407
jk, shot yourself
No.105411
No.105413
>>105411
wooooooooolf!
I need you to help me ingame!
No.105414
No.105416
No.105418
>>105417
i can tell you're crushin on burt
No.105419
>>105418
This is false, just a good friend baka
No.105421
>>105417
Loli koko needs to be spanked.
No.105422
>>105420
Im not crushing on anyone!!
>>105421
No!
No.105424
>>105422
Then you need to be spanked.
No.105425
>>105423
Believe what you wanna believe you baka!
>>105424
I refuse, go spank Kyoko or Gropy!
No.105428
>>105425
But you're being tsundere about it making me want to spank you even more.
No.105430
>>105428
dont spank me noun!
ill hate it!!
No.105431
>>105427
Thats it im gonna rape your butt
>>105428
Im not acting tsundere about it! I dont want you near my butt!
>>105429
That wasn't a no
No.105432
>>105430
*farts into your butthole*
>>105431
Even better.
No.105435
>>105430
but mika, the way you said that makes it seem like you want to be-
oh.
No.105440
>>105435
no i am a tsundere!!
No.105441
No.105443
No.105447
No.105449
>>105445
only if you ask nicely
No.105452
>>105449
no you baka pervert
No.105457
>>105456
O-Oh I had a feeling
You're the one being mean!
No.105458
>>105457
i'm not mean how could you say that :<
No.105459
can you power stance two ultra greatswords?
No.105461
No.105462
>>105460
swtop calling me that…
No.105463
>>105461
I'm gonna go for it.
No.105465
No.105467
No.105468
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nighty nights cuties and cutiers
No.105470
>>105464
phew all right thanks
No.105472
>>105470
No prob..
>>105471
guud night
No.105473
>>105471
>didn't even say good night in discord
Good night ;_/;
No.105478
>>105477
You're the only one here..so yea you nerd!
No.105481
>>105478
you're the real nerd, not me!
No.105482
>>105479
..not me!
>>105480
Get back to your game baka!
>>105481
Meany
No.105484
>>105483
I have to beat meanies with this stick, it says so right here.
Just stand still!
No.105486
>>105484
I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT!!!!!!!!
No.105487
>>105485
…
>>105486
Ok it seems I got the wrong person. Im sorry.
No.105489
>>105488
Ill be watching you..
No.105490
>>105489
kinda creepy… but okay!
No.105491
>>105490
Its only creepy if we make eye contact!
No.105492
This song is a poem to myself. It helps me to live… In case of fire BREAK the glass, and move on into your own.
No.105495
>>105494
i believe you i believe you!
No.105499
>>105497
Wish I had something to do..got any jokes?
>>105498
Hai hai
No.105500
>>105499
how is everyone? im kinda new to /lewd/ tbh
No.105501
>>105499
not really any prepared..
No.105503
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>>105500
Im good myself and welcome! How did you find this place? I believe most are sleeping are now or playing this one game
>>105501
Oh..
>>105502
*Picks up bomb*
No.105504
>>105503
*blow a kiss and leaves*
No.105505
>>105500
Hi! Welcome to /lewd/. Show your butt.
>>105502
*kills myself*
No.105507
>>105500
Should we pick a safeword?
No.105508
>>105503
i just was browsing /cuteboys/ and somehow ended up here.
>>105505
straight to the point
>>105507
umm d-dunno
this board is overwhelmingly active comoared to the ones im usually browsing :o
No.105509
>>105508
welcome sir or madam!
No.105511
>>105509
hai o/
>>105508
3rd post and already forgot to post with pic ;-;
No.105512
>>105508
Oh I see, well I hope you enjoy yourself.
No.105513
>>105512
thanks c: i probably will this seems like a nice board
No.105514
>>105511
hey, stay a while!
No.105516
>>105513
Just have caution with some ppl and you will have a great time here!
No.105517
>>105514
i will c:
>>105516
D: sounds scary
No.105518
>>105517
I am the one to look out for I am a bad egg
No.105519
>>105517
Its not, really!
>>105518
Not true! Burt is a nice person
No.105520
>>105519
aww you ruined it….
No.105521
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No.105522
>>105519
>>105518
yeah he doesnt seem to be evil.
h-he could be pretending tho >.>
No.105523
>>105520
He already knew! You must give off good enegery
No.105525
>>105522
who knows the truth…
No.105526
>>105525
T-This guy is tough! Dont mess with this one! Also a big pervert
No.105527
>>105526
>big pervert
this board is called lewd i didnt expect to not find pervs here haha
>>105521
why? :<
d-do i have to? D:
No.105529
>>105527
Oh he is on another level!! Watch your butt!
No.105530
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>>105527
Do it for senpai :3
No.105533
heide knight set never drops
farming for hours
kill me
No.105535
>>105533
*kills you*
>>105534
Storm 4 tomorrow!
No.105536
>>105535
I cant wait
I am gonna power through the story and vs you a bit
No.105537
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>105536
Just take your time fam! They released the opening and the scenes look nice! Not sure if you wanna watch just in case you wanna wait.
Oh and im gonna beat you up
No.105538
>>105537
fine ill take my time
You probably will but it will still be fun
No.105539
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back, sry packet arrived :c
No.105540
>>105538
Ofc cant wait :) I should go lay down on my bed and think about stuff now. Night night
No.105541
>>105539
forgot to set my name, sorry
No.105542
No.105543
>>105542
>had two windows open
I must! More people should be here soon :) cya later!
No.105544
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No.105545
No.105546
>>105530
it doesnt seem like ppl usually post butts here tho :<
No.105547
>>105545
>>105544
I'm lurking in the shadows like night nine
No.105548
>>105546
Yeah it's more dicks, so post dick :3
No.105549
>>105546
Don't do it.
>>105548
You do it.
No.105550
>>105549
Shhhhhhh. Nothing to see here
No.105551
>>105548
i also dont see a dick in this thread >.>
No.105552
>>105547
Post your ass so I can blow a load to it.
No.105553
>>105540
Night, think about best stuff
No.105554
>>105551
>>105552
Tsk, looks like the tables have turned, time for a tactical withdrawal
No.105555
>>105552
i hate this feeling no one is going to post butt here :c
No.105556
>>105554
you just wanted to trick me into posting butt >:c
No.105558
>>105556
Welcome to group BTW,
No.105559
>>105558
thx c:
btw does anyone here actively play tf2 except me?
seems like everyone only is playing csgo ;-;
No.105560
>>105559
Ask around, someone probably does, I don't though sorry. Also thank you for taking my spot as the new guy.
No.105561
>>105560
D: i-i dun know if i like being the new guy :c
No.105562
>>105561
It will be fine, good people here. We just like butts that's all
No.105563
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>>105562
i still wont post my butt tho >.>
No.105564
>>105562
btw is anyone still here except you? :c
No.105566
>>105564
There's other euros on this bored, they will drop in a t some point
No.105567
>>105565
i thought u left D:
No.105568
>>105567
That was Bit
I am Burt
No.105569
>>105568
i know >.> but you werent posting anymore :c
No.105570
>>105568
There's also brat, it's fucking confusing
No.105571
>>105564
I'm partially here.
No.105572
>>105569
I had nothing to say at the time
>>105570
A name beginning with B and ending in T is the best kind of name
No.105573
>>105571
well partially is better than not c:
>>105572
sorry ;c
No.105574
No.105575
>>105573
Dont worry I am forgettable it happens
No.105576
>>105573
So how are you new one? I hope we can be friends XD
No.105577
My cozy home in the middle of a field.
No.105578
>>105577
Soon you have home in BDO
No.105579
>>105576
im oke, i got sick tho ;c
ofc we can be friends haha
dont use "XD" tho pls
No.105580
>>105579
Why can't I use it? And awwwww
No.105581
>>105580
it seems like the poster would be 12 as soon as i see him using it, sorry :c
No.105583
No.105584
>>105581
Flip the numbers around mate :3