No.106000
No.106001
No.106002
>>105997
Thank you Burt <3
No.106004
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>106000
You are the best for feeding my narcissism
>>106003
I am back
No.106006
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>>106003
Welcome to another thread Mikan, is this your 3rd? you're doing well, welcome aboard <3
No.106007
>>106005
How are you doing here?
No.106008
>>106004
Everyone should give Burt more compliments!
No.106009
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No.106010
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>>106008
I give Burt compliments all the time.
>>106007
Don't I Burt? :3
No.106011
>>106006
so i guess im a true faggot now :o
>>106007
allright :3
No.106012
>>106009
>>106010
You are both good people!
No.106013
>>106011
I guess so, better buckle up and just enjoy the ride C:
No.106014
What's the difference between spread and butter ? pls respond
No.106015
No.106016
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No.106017
>>106014
if I slapped you you wont stop sucking
No.106018
>>106017
What does that have to do with what I put on my toast ?
No.106019
>>106018
to get to the other side
No.106020
>>106008
yes
>>106009
>>106010
yeah but i could use more
>>106011
I hope you stay I get sad when people leave
;_;
No.106021
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>>106020
I do compliment you all the time on your lovely taste in clothes, and your beard, you are a really nice guy <3
No.106022
>>106019
Stop being weird weirdo !
No.106023
>>106022
orange you glad to see me?
No.106024
Can't believe clown is dating kyoko.
And I liked old hailey more tbh.
Also hi!
>>106003
hi!
No.106025
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>>106024
Hey Toodles <3
Hows you?
No.106026
No.106027
>>106025
Shitton of work today, but hailey finally started to be nice, so thats nice.
Can't believe im almost a month in a different country where people speak a language I don't know, and that I actually kinda like it?
No.106028
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>>106027
Ah stranger in a strange land..
I bet you find it quite liberating, it also sounds like you are having a ball, time tends to move quicker when you are enjoying it, or busy, which you obviously are.
Any plans for the rest of your evening?
No.106030
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>mfw lewdcake not being lewd
No.106031
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>>106029
Busy by the looks of things, and congratulations btw :P
No.106033
No.106034
>>106030
When am I ever lewd ?
No.106037
>>106033
Until you get Life is Feudal?
>>106034
Oh you were probably just being ironic when you said you wanted your dick cut off. Or when you wanted to watch a loli get fucked by a black dude while you sit in the corner and jerk off. Or when you only cum for your master. Phew, I thought you were being serious!
No.106038
>hailey finally started to be nice
dont push your luck dude
No.106039
>>106028
Make posts of excellent quality the whole evening I suppose.
But yes its very liberating, a lot less black people than I imagines too, only two so far! Ive seen more in croatia.
But yes france is pretty baller, but even better thing is everyone back home, friends and whatnot, are super jelly of me.
And that feels great.
No.106040
>>106036
i wanna lick hakases feet too dude lol not really im not into that *fart*
No.106041
>>106037
I made clown cum this morning so I'm not feeling lewd now anyway a-and yea.. who would want any of that gross stuff..
No.106042
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>>106035
Tears from a clown :P
>>106039
Well I hope it continues to liberate you and you obviously are enjoying it quite a bit, why shouldn't you rub a few noses back home in it lol
I'm happy for you <3
No.106043
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>>106041
Well at least you've been productive today.
No.106044
I wish guys could get pregnant so I could be a breeding pack bitch for a bunch of alpha men
No.106047
>>106041
You and jap poster should make a tranny slaying lewd squad.
>>106042
Thank you so much! It felt really nice that literally everyone in croatia wished me luck before I went, and now im doing allright here.
Soon one month and salary yay! My first real salary, so hype!
No.106050
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>>106047
Any big plans on your first salary? I bet you can't wait :)
No.106052
>>106051
That's a nice picture <3
No.106055
>>106051
This is all of us in Life is Feudal tbh
No.106056
>>106051
>norse
>a catholic crusader
so you're going to role play as what you are in real life?
an idiot
No.106057
>>106050
Oh wow where are my manners. How was your day magi?
And I plan to save it up, because I don't even have a drivers license yet and I know it will take almost one full salary to do that.
But I might save it up so I can drop it on a big purchase, like a car or something. Gotta roll in a nice car when I get back to croatia yknowimsayin?
No.106058
>>106055
Filthy plebeians.
No.106060
>>106059
Gotta watch out for those dick stealing cats.
No.106062
>>106061
I always figured you stole dicks in cat form.
No.106063
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>>106024
hai <3
btw sry im playing vidyas so ill check this thread once in a while but wont be active rn :c
No.106064
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish :)
No.106066
tbh there are too many jews on this board
they should get their own lewd, we could call it lewdwitz
>>106063
What vidya do you like to play?
No.106067
>>106064
There is literally nothing wrong with being Injun.
No.106068
>>106066
thats not a funny joke
the obvious joke would be to say "lewdrael" or somthing
but u just HAD to make a holocaust joke
fart
No.106069
No.106070
>>106067
No willpower.
Can't even go trough nofap week without handshaking ur noodle to furry porn
Or so ive heard.
>>106068
I wanted to say lewdrael, but they are in our thread already. Where all honest lewders lived for generations, I was just thinking we need to separate them a little bit, thats all.
No.106071
>>106067
I'm going to take your "land" by force~
No.106072
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>>106066
just played tf2, now gmod darkrp with a friend
No.106073
>>106066
/lefty lewd/ haha
Good morning everyone I'm certainly stressed the fuck out.
No.106074
>>106070
It was 2 weeks, thank you very much. AND IT WASN'T FURRY PORN!
>>106071
Come and try.
No.106075
You might be an historian so you think u smart
but im a futurologist
and I predict u will die in next 100 years maybe
also whatever space nigger and robot voice hotwheels dude say
No.106077
>>106021
you gave me the only (you) for that post thanks
>>106029
My family and I were busy dealing with asshole neighbors, im done now.
No.106078
>>106073
>>106076
>morning
(in french) what the fuck?
No.106079
Ask someone with MD in futurology anything.
No.106080
>>106078
In French (incoherent babbling, let's face if can't speak French )
No.106081
>>106079
when are you gonna have money to come to america
No.106082
>>106073
lefty lewd… since when are jews communists? they are backstabbers tho like communists so maybe there is a relation
No.106083
>>106074
wow two weeks wow
I LASTED 4
>>106080
>britbong
>speaking french
TRAITOR
>>106081
In 4 days what the fugg? But I should save it up and work more because I don't want to go to us to be fucking poor.
No.106084
>>106079
Is merkel going to take you guys with her when the eu implodes?
No.106086
>>106083
w-wait do i know you already? :o
No.106087
>>106084
Merkel will get assassinated by a neo nazi activist in next 4 years.
>>106085
U uuuh mon dieu?
>>106086
I have memory of a goldfish so I wouldn't know.
My mind only sees the future.
No.106088
>>106083
im the new one btw :3
No.106089
>>106087
Indubitably!
How's it going, Toodles?
No.106090
>>106088
Then NO
But we can get acquainted if you so desire, I guess.
>>106089
It goes swimmingly! I fucked up and forgot to place some windows on a plan today so they had to smash holes trough a wall today.
It was pretty funny how they told me. They said some architect forgot to put in two windows and it hit me that I forgot to do that, fixed it but never sent it.
I like coworkers with a sense of humor.
No.106091
>>106090
Didn't anyone look at the plans and think, hey, there should be some windows here before they put up a wall?
kek
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>>106090
so umm h-hello i guess then
No.106094
No.106095
>>106091
Lmfao, guessed they believed my 1 week of being an architect with no architect school or prior experience to do shit right in a program ive never worked before thats in french only.
Who would have known? And I didn't know that something I did first week was actually going into production, I just thought it was like a test to see how good of measurements I can do and work in a program, I didn't really took special care in two tiny ass windows.
>>106093
EY BUSTA WHATS CRACKIN?
No.106096
>>106095
Maybe they thought you were designing a lightless vault or whoever it's being built for hates the harsh glare of daylight.
> welcome to France
> full of weirdos
It's good to see your work's getting out there, though!
No.106097
>>106095
allright, im sick atm tho ;c.
youu? c:
No.106098
F U C K
the other fleshlight arrived today, there's no way i'm walking over there again
gonna have to sneak it in my shopping bag when i get a lift from my dad to go shopping
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>>106098
>fleshlight
>not only using anal toys
No.106100
>>106098
this >>106099
>being a swede and not culturally enriching your ass
No.106101
>>106098
What sort of fleshlight?
Is it the vampire one?
No.106102
>>106096
It was a kitchen window actually. But who needs those anyways?
I played sims, I didn't need those in my prison house.
Windows or doors.
I know how its like.
>>106097
Oh wow im sick too, in a good way tho.
>>106098
Put some effort in getting your toys at least wow.
Also doesn't it come in unmarked brown box labeled as gifts or something?
sWEEDen pls
No.106103
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>>106102
i like…. have a cold. nothing serious haha
No.106104
>>106098
SWEDEN yes, are you from Somalia?
No.106105
>>106101
vampire? nah it's a reorder for my favorite toy
>>106102
yeah it does, but my dad will always ask what i ordered, and i'm out of excuses, haven't bought anything legit in a while, AND we went shopping earlier today so yeah..
>>106104
native swede dood
No.106106
>>106104
welcome back blackjack c:
No.106108
>tfw this will probably be the last bottle of vodka in a long time
this is making me sentimental
No.106109
>>106105
Re-order?
Did something happen to it?
POST PIC!
No.106110
No.106111
>>106103
okay enough with the smalltalk
are you a fuccboi?
>>106105
You think thats bad? My mom opens my packages, with excuse that she thought it was for her.
Pissed me off to no end, thank god my one lewd package I had to pick up on the mail for some reason.
No.106112
>>106109
i've used it so much the glue between the "colors" broke off, and it's kinda hard aiming your dick into it now
i still use it heavily, i don't think it could break in any other way, it holds up forever, and it has hard knobs in it that feel fucking amazing
i like when hard stuff scrape on the dick
and i don't know what i'd take a picture of
No.106113
>>106108
I know those two characters now!
No.106114
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No.106115
>>106102
Hah, right. And if your sims killed themselves while cooking, sure, why not?
NO VENTILATION REQUIRED.
No.106116
>>106111
i'd never buy anything like that if i lived at home, i waited until i moved out, now i have a collection and do whatever i want at home
my dad still drives me to work (it's on the way anyway), and to the grocery store
public transportation isn't very good up here
No.106117
No.106118
>>106112
The fleshlight, I mean.
And oh christ, I didn't think it could break.
How long you had it for?
You'll probably have to admit it's existence soon.
No.106119
>>106112
try using N40 sandpaper then :^)
No.106120
>>106110
HOW IS THAT GOOD?!
>>106113
I cant believe we actually won..
No.106121
>>106120
oh btw hai other german guy which i dont know :3
No.106122
>>106113
Sleepen, join me in Dota2 one day, I promise not to CYKA BLIAT.
No.106123
>>106115
Holy shit I forgot about that, but that gave me an even better idea.
An "apartement" on max height roof. No roof, small railings instead of walls and they will have all ventilation they may need due to fact that they live out in the open.
When seasons start to hit is when it gets really funny tho.
>>106116
>public transportation isn't very good up here
Yeah, must be dangerous from all the… colored folks.
But I want that too, live on my own even tho I do currently, but maybe live in my actual own place.
>>106114
Willcommen! You will fit right in!
No.106125
>>106120
I can't believe you managed to carry me.
You will always be best horse…
No.106126
>>106123
Put it in London, sell it for a million quid.
No.106127
>>106122
I'm really bad, and I'm still learning everything!
I think some "CYKA BLIAT" is understandable!
No.106128
>>106126
I read that as "pls be in London" at first…
Kill me Dotter…
No.106129
>>106127
It's ok, it's great if you're terrible.
One, we all was terrible one day, 2, you'll make good bait, 3, I need someone who I can actually talk to.
No.106130
>>106128
Ok, but I'll get some dinner first.
No.106131
>>106106
Hair I'm going to on and off here, at the moment
No.106132
>>106131
ur welcome here tho :o
No.106133
>>106121
Hallo!
I'm Marsy.
>>106122
Dont you dare to steal sleepen.
>>106125
Only your horse!
No.106134
>>106133
He's your support?
Can I join your murderfungames?
No.106135
>>106132
Got to do stuff afk, and oh God you've found marsy, the Germans are converging
No.106137
>>106118
few months, i use them *a lot*
>>106119
it's pretty weird though, touching the glans with my fingers/pants hurt like nothing else, i'm uncut and it's probably because i'm not used to it
but this scraping thing feels really good, i might continue doing it in hopes of me getting used to touching
also this fucking post form is driving me nuts, i swear it was able to float in the corner earlier? now i have to scroll up this massive thread every time
No.106138
>>106129
>2, you'll make good bait
th-thanks…
>>106130
I'll be waiting!
>>106133
I thought you were Kyoko for a second…
I guess I'm your, uhh, skeleton?
No.106139
>>106133
>converging
hai, und wie gehts so? :o kenne dich ja auch noch garnicht :3
No.106140
>>106137
click on someones post number and see the magic happen
No.106142
>>106136
deshalb brauchen wir wieder die NSDAP
No.106143
>>106140
it quotes them, but it still doesn't bring the form up, it's stuck at the top of the page in the old shimmie style, it's not floating at all
i've looked through settings, and even tried 8chanx, but it still doesn't work
No.106144
No.106146
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>>106143
oh well that does the trick for me :s
No.106147
>>106138
you ever played Bristleback?
He's fun if you get your items together.
He's a big, angry, cockney hedgehog.
No.106148
>>106141
tststs darf ich doch wohl :<
No.106149
>>106146
aw yis, erasing data in options fixed it
oh god what a relief with this one
No.106151
>>106134
Only mine!
Mhm,the more the merrier!
>>106136
B-but im Aryan..
>>106138
Skelletons are hot..
>>106139
Ganz in ordnung,hab gerade angefangen zu trinken und du?
>>106141
Lass ihn mit mir flirten,grrr :@
No.106152
>>106147
I've played the monkey, the skeleton, the old guy on a horse, the ghost, an elf, a flying zerg thing, and a spider!
Wow, I played A LOT with Marsy that night!
No.106153
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>>106151
ja auch ganz gut bin aber krank :c
unfair ich bin blond hab aber grüne augen >:c
No.106154
No.106155
No.106156
>>106151
>Lass ihn mit mir flirten
Mich hatte nur gewundert das er 2x gesagt hat, dass er dich garnicht kennt… s-sorry ;-;
No.106157
>>106155
i did 1776mg of dxm
and here i am
i was one with the universe
i am god
AMA reddit : - )
No.106158
>>106152
>Wow, I played A LOT with Marsy that night!
Just popping in to say: Lewd! And now back to anime!
No.106159
i take adhd medicine for legit purposes
am i cool already?
No.106160
>>106156
hue?
oh fuck das liegt daran dass ich vergessen hab ihn angeschrieben zu haben sry
No.106161
No.106162
No.106163
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>>106162
sorry let me kiss it better
No.106165
>>106164
Fan service is literal cancer if you ask me… I'm okay with people liking it but it's just sad to use sex appeal to lure in viewers.
No.106167
>>106152
We played for 5 hours I think..
>>106153
was hast du?
Hab braune haare und blaue augen :3c
>>106154
Liar!
>>106156
Bully ihn nicht..
>>106159
I take meds for depression and bpd,fite me nerd.
No.106168
>>106158
Skandi! It's spooky when you do that…
It's also only a little lewd if you take it out of context!
Will we ever be able to escape the eyes of Skandi..?
No.106170
No.106171
>>106167
i took antidepressants for a couple of years, and then i got pretty stable
No.106172
>>106167
I hope we can do that again sometime tbh…
Also not a liar!
>>106169
Hello!
No.106173
>>106172
What's crackilackin'?
No.106174
>>106167
ich? hellblonde haare und grüne augen c:
No.106175
>>106165
I watched nothing but yuru yuri so I dont know.
No.106176
>>106173
Nothing much, just waiting for some vidya to install and browsing the board.
What about you?
No.106177
>>106171
Taking them for a year now,not stable yet ;_;
>>106172
We will!
big liar!
>>106174
Ich meine was hast du bezogen auf
>ich bin krank
No.106178
>>106177
achso ja hab mich erkältet oder so ;c
No.106179
>>106176
Which game(s)?
I'm waiting on my split to go back to work. Finally a day off tomorrow^^
No.106180
>>106178
I understand ich Snell Panzer?
No.106182
>>106177
I look forward to you carrying me again!
Also, still not a liar!
>>106179
Life is Feudal.
/lewd/ has started playing it a lot and now I can finally join in on the fun!
A day off sounds nice, make the most of it!
No.106183
I wanna play with sleepen.
No.106184
No.106185
>>106182
Hmm, never heard of that one.
Yeah, I get to sleep in and do laundry lol Why can't I hold all this overtime?
No.106186
>>106183
h-have you added me on steam yet tho? :c
No.106187
>>106185
You must be making plenty of money with all that overtime though!
No.106188
>>106168
You can't ever escape, I check the threads at least a few times an hour all day. I see everything.
No.106189
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>>106187
My boss said this check is gonna be like 900 or something, but I don't think he was remembering the right check lol
I feel like he was just trying to get my hopes up. Unless he threw in a bonus or gave me another raise or something.
No.106190
>>106178
Werd gesunnd!
>>106181
I hope so..
>>106182
Soon ♥
>>106183
>noun stealing my sleepen
No.106191
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>>106189
aww :c
>>106188
why would someone want to escape from you? c:
No.106192
>>106189
900$?
How many houers do you work?
No.106193
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No.106194
>>106191
It'll still be up there. He could have been thinking net pay, iunno. My tax return should be coming in sometime soon too, it's just waiting for direct deposit is shit when you're trying to catch up on bills haha
>>106192
I worked 53.5 hours last week. 55 this week.
No.106195
im going to buy this Life is Feudal now!
Seems to be ALOT of fun if everyone is playing it.
No.106196
>>106188
You probably know more about me than I know about myself at this point…
>>106189
Keep working hard, it's definitely paying off!
You deserve another raise tbh, you are definitely putting in the work!
>>106190
You are the best…
No.106197
Hey guys I was trying to see the back of my head, so I figured I'd share.
http://i.imgur.com/awjkzel.jpg
No.106198
>>106196
I just got one two weeks ago upon the reopening. But yeah, that's what the corporate guy told my boss/owner of the place, so we'll have to wait and find out :p
No.106199
No.106200
>dont smoke
>never did any drugs
>too healthy for any kind of opiate/medicine
I am never going to be cool, am I?
>>106189
900 for just overtime? God damn thats a lot.
No.106201
>>106193
tfw no one says nini to you ;-;
No.106202
>>106200
No, like total check. I have yet to see if he was thinking of somebody else or not though. Payday's actually tomorrow, but sometimes direct deposit goes through early.
No.106203
>>106201
Because when you g2b you're supposed to be sleeping.
No.106204
>>106193
Goodnighty
>>106196
Am not!
No.106205
>>106203
i just had the feeling everyone else does when they go >.>
No.106206
>>106193
Goodnight!
>>106195
Yeah, everyone seems to be enjoying it a lot!
>>106198
I hope you get it!
>>106204
[citation needed]
No.106207
>>106204
btw d-do you have steam? :o
No.106208
>>106206
Haha, thanks mang. Me too. Another $2/hr would be fanfuckingtastic :p
Anyway, I gotta split. Have a nice rest of your evening!
No.106209
>>106208
Okay, enjoy your day!
Keep up the good work!
No.106211
>>106210
[A LOT of citation needed]
No.106212
>>106202
Oh dam dat aint that good. Depends on how much you work tho.
>>106193
gnite
No.106214
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No.106215
I make 4.20 dollars per hour lmao
thats not even us minimum wage
No.106216
>>106215
420 LOL!!!!!!
smoke weed xD
No.106217
>>106214
You make me very sick
No.106220
>>106216
>>106219
dud I know kno
DUDe
WEED LMAO
and I calculated it wrong, I make 40 cents more
No.106221
>>106217
You're so nice, saying things to make me blush like that
No.106222
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No.106223
I just want Clown to bully me till I cum.
Im a slut just to be used in every /lewd/ thread.
No.106229
>>106226
>He dont know clown.
I guess clown is the new newfag filter
No.106231
>>106229
it was a joke
the real question is who the fuck are you
No.106232
>>106220
No I mean that's so little.
No.106233
>>106225
because why the fuck would you want to
>>106228
Hi gropy
No.106234
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>>106233
Because I could? I dunno.
No.106237
>>106235
Careful or you'll make me fall in love with you
No.106238
>>106234
not worth your time.
No.106239
>>106238
Of course you are.
No.106240
>>106237
Then it will be forever one sided and a waste of your time.
No.106241
>>106231
Duns?
>>106232
Oh yeah, I work 66 hours every week and my hourly pay gets stretched very thin.
No.106244
>>106240
Not if I kill everyone in my way
No.106245
No.106247
>>106244
Same outcome
>>106246
Soon!
No.106248
>>106247
You know just what a boy wants to hear <3
No.106249
>>106247
Available: February 5
This game will unlock in approximately 1 day and 22 hours
No.106250
No.106251
>>106248
>>106249
Steam time is wrong
No.106252
No.106253
>>106251
Thank you for being so mean to me darling
No.106254
>>106251
Are you sure? when then?
No.106256
>>106250
shave your legs
disgusting
No.106257
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No.106258
No.106260
>>106259
Hey Tak <3
Feeling any better?
No.106261
>>106253
>darling
>>106254
6pm est they said
>>106257
Welcome back!
No.106264
>>106262
Well hopefully in time you will
No.106266
>>106261
I'll make you mine someday
No.106267
>>106264
just fucking kill me fam
No.106268
>>106267
Nope can't do that..
No.106272
>>106269
You laugh now but we'll see who has the last laugh when my mouth is all over your feets !
No.106273
>>106271
>>106272
Its not happening!
No.106274
>>106270
You'll be fine, just give it time
No.106275
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>>106273
I wonder if you'll still say that at our honeymoon
No.106276
>>106275
Ok im curious, why are you trying so hard right now?
No.106278
>>106276
If I have to be completely honest with you since we're getting married soon…
killing time messing with you until I leave in 15ish minutes
No.106279
>tfw no husband to hold hands with
No.106281
>>106280
Why?
>>106279
I know this feeling all too well
No.106283
>>106277
Expect this.
*unzips penis*
>>106280
Hello!
No.106286
>>106278
oh then screw off
I have something to do now so baibai
No.106288
>>106281
hopefully one day we will find someone.
>>106285
>>106287
Far cry 2?
I loved that game
No.106289
>>106279
That's a nice picture Marsy <3
>>106283
Welcome back Skandi <3
>>106287
If it bleeds you can kill it :3
No.106290
>>106286
Your words hurt so good <3
No.106291
>>106288
Marsy will you marry me so I don't have to look for other people then?
No.106292
>>106283
I'm gonna bonk you on the head with a blow-up mallet.
No.106293
Sorry about the touch noun, I gotta sleep
No.106294
>>106289
Thanks! I'm still only barely here, though, since I'm watching shitty LPs on the side!
>>106292
I was gonna make an incredibly terrible blow-up/blowjob pun, and my failure to do so means I'm not drunk enough yet!
No.106296
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>>106294
Well at least you are finding time to grace us with your presence <3
What LP's you watching?
No.106297
>>106291
but we dont evewn know each other
>>106289
And youre a nice person ♥
No.106299
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>>106297
Thank you Marsy ❤
No.106300
>>106297
When are you gonna come farm with me in Life is Feudal?
No.106302
>>106296
Yes yes, my time is extremely valuable, every minute I spend posting I lose thousands of dollars in potentia.
I'm ashamed to say! All extremely mainstream mindless stuff, in any case.
No.106303
>>106297
Arranged marriage is the best, you get to know each other more and more each day and learn more and have more to love as the days move along.
No.106305
>>106302
Next you'll be charging by the hour Skandi, hope you do mates rates :P
No.106306
>>106304
I wonder this too, sometimes.
Solving it requires some seriously morbid self-reflection
No.106307
>>106299
<33
>>106300
When I get to know more and that game and get money!
>>106303
isnt that a muslim thing though?
No.106308
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>rager forgets my name
kms
No.106309
No.106312
>>106310
I'm serious.
You need to examine yourself
even the darker parts
No.106314
>>106312
i was making an old gregg joke…
No.106315
>>106313
Are you playing love games?
No.106319
>>106315
I just want to know, cause I need your love a lot!