No.107401
>>107399
I haven't been compared to a mango before!
No.107403
>>107398
Nor is there a reason to.
>>107390
I'd like to see you try.
No.107405
>>107400
it is when you haven't looked at anything like it in a month
No.107406
>>107386
Black Desert ONLINE!
>>107387
Oh, I wish I had friends… All my friends are deeead.
>>107388
Oh wow, saved. Thanks Rainy.
>>107389
You are too sweet, Date-kun. I love it.
No.107407
>>107401
well the mango is the sweetest fruit in the world !
No.107408
File: 1454616693330.jpg (271.7 KB, 1312x924, 328:231, 6264fd03e919cb2f5e6e77d16d….jpg)
>>107405
What about this then?
No.107409
>>107407
peaches aren't sweeter?
No.107410
>>107406
Anytime for Noun the Darling!
>>107409
No mangoes are and so are you!
No.107411
>>107406
Hey Noun!
>>107407
Is that an official thing somewhere?
No.107412
You shouldn't be able to feel from roleplay right?
No.107413
Noun make a vocaroo for me or something!
No.107414
>>107408
there's too much going on for me, and the stamps bother me
No.107415
>>107412
don't get attched
No.107416
tfw too tired from work to actually talk to people/maya every day
now I know how my bf feels
>>107365
trying to keep my mind of how I dont talk to my darlingfu much
No.107417
>>107412
No you shouldn't, but it can happen….
>>107414
No.107418
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No.107419
>>107412
>Tease my friend with nude mod pics of my alt
>Tells me to come to his girlfriend
>ERPs me
No.107420
>>107411
yes i looked it up just to say it to you!
No.107421
>>107406
Yeah, imagine it like fighting side-by-side together, could be fun.
I live for battle comradery.
No.107422
>>107420
But you said everyone else was that sweet too!
Hmmmph!
No.107423
>>107417
this is good, and it's a nice pose with good curves
>>107420
woah that's nice dedication
No.107424
>>107415
>>107417
>>107418
Perhaps its just the lack of sleep that does it. Oh well goodnight.
No.107426
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>>107422
well i looked it up with you in mind and said it to you first!
and what matters is first huh?
No.107429
>>107428
yes it is! ill make sure to say nice things to you here and there because it feels nice to do so
No.107430
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No.107431
>>107419
why didnt you warn me about arma
hes a creep
No.107433
>tfw bf is working and doesnt talk to you ever
Surely it can't be just me being needy.
No.107434
>>107432
Neato voice!
>>107431
Minty got mad at him because it seemed like he tried to ERP minty.
No.107435
>>107429
D'awww. I'll be nice back to you!
>>107432
How's it going?
No.107436
>>107434
Yeah, I know.
>>107435
Good, just about to play some Life is Feudal before I head in to work. how about yourself?
No.107437
File: 1454617253560.jpg (489.68 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, fd1e6c65b75c88b67a117bbd5e….jpg)
>>107432
Noun <3
>>107433
Hey Toodles <3
No.107438
>>107432
and a cute voice noun you are just too much !!!
No.107439
>>107433
Of course not. It's always nice to talk to one's bf. I wish mine were around more often.
>>107436
I'm doing good. I'm off work until Monday now!
No.107440
>>107434
Told him to leave me alone in dec. I think.
A few weeks ago he send me a message asking if a want to see a lewd pic of him and then immediately responded 'oh..wrong chat haha xD'
Sending me daily good mornings and how he wants to be in a relationship with me even though I told him I dont want anything to do with him ;__;
No.107441
>>107433
nothing wrong with being needy
just gotta accept that no one will give a damn about you
No.107442
>>107437
Hey! What's up?
>>107438
>
No.107443
hugbox hugbox
hey hey
hugbox
woah
No.107444
>ask a coworker what graphics card he has
>he says 2 gb
NEVER 4 GET
>>107437
heyo!
>>107439
I WISH MINE WAS AROUND MORE OFTEN TOO FUCK
>>107441
I see youve accepted this long time ago. But I believe its bit different than "life". Where nobody can help you but yourself.
Humans are emotionally driven creatures. Fuck emotions, focus your life to science.
>>107443
[hugboxes u]
No.107445
>>107439
That's great. What do you do?
No.107446
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>>107442
Not much just chilling, going to play some Civ 5 soon. Maybe watch some anime, what about you?
>>107443
hugs
>>107444
Hows you Toddles?
Got anything planned for your evening?
No.107447
>>107445
I'm in IT support. There's some on-site stuff, some remote support and the odd bit of travelling.
No.107448
>>107444
science only helps other people
so fuck science too
No.107449
>>107440
Yeah that's the reason why Golu minty and me removed hi,.
WAY too clingy.
No.107450
I do not know what to say.
No.107451
>>107446
Probably going to get something to eat before I head in to work. I'm going to try and watch Soul Eater or something because Bit said it was really good.
>>107447
How many hours a day do you normally work?
No.107452
>>107444
would that be like rough cuddling?
>>107446
I wanna hug you because you said you're warm
No.107453
>>107451
7hrs + 1hr enforced lunch break.
No.107454
>>107451
I have that in my "to watch eventually pile".. an ever growing mountain..
Whatever you choose to do have a good one <3
>>107452
You can if you want, and I'm boiling tonight
No.107455
>now excuse me while I jack off to your midlander real quick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.107456
>>107446
SHOWER THEN CRASH TO BED
>>107448
I would use science for personal gain tho
>>107452
it would mean forming aa square around you, engulfing you in my boxy presance
all is hugbox, hugbox is all
>>107453
wow working for 7 hours seems really nice
No.107457
>>107453
That's pretty good. My hours have been like that lately but without the lunchbreak. I work in a kitchen and the Chef taught me how to make a variety of dishes. I'm actually pretty good at cooking 2bh. If you ever want a decent german dish you know who to call!
>>107454
I shall try and watch a couple episodes. If I like it I will tell you to pick it up.
No.107458
>>107455
You should have picked a Highlander like I told you to, little buddy.
No.107459
>>107456
How many hours do you work?
>>107457
Nice. I really need to get into cooking.
No.107460
Apparently I have a heavy german accent.
No.107461
its not like I wanted to speak on voip ever again
No.107462
>>107458
I made the derplander like half a year ago when I levelled with Marsy
No.107463
>>107460
"OH NOOOOOOO" -Marsy whenever shit hits the fan.
No.107464
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>>107456
Sweet dreams for when you get there then toodles <3
>>107457
Good good, I'll move it up the list probably
>>107460
You are german though Marsy :)
No.107465
>>107459
Ah dot, no need to i will cook for you!
or even better ill teach you!
No.107466
>>107462
>erping with moni
smh tbh
>>107463
I dont remember saying that!
>>107464
I'm not..
No.107467
>>107465
I'd love it if someone did teach me.
No.107468
>>107462
Surely you remember mine, I'm over it all.
No.107469
>>107467
ill even teach you to make pastries they are my specialty after all !
No.107471
>>107466
Are you not German? Where do you hail from then?
No.107472
>>107469
Nice~
What kind of pastries do you make?
No.107473
>>107470
Hey miles, how are you?
No.107474
No.107475
>>107472
cakes, cupcakes and everything inbetween
No.107477
>>107468
Didn't you play with Gropy and Yuchu for a bit…
>>107466
n0!
No.107478
>>107475
Geez. You'd make a bf fat!
No.107479
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No.107480
>>107459
11
>>107464
Thank u
sorry im boring
>>107470
oi
No.107481
>>107477
I was the one dating a girl you'd follow around commonly.
The same one who made you fear all that time ago.
No.107482
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No.107483
>>107480
Huh. I thought France was supposed to be the worker's paradise. They sure do strike there a lot.
>>107482
*3 hours.
No.107484
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>>107478
ah no, everything in moderation is cleanliness and neatness
plus its better the less times you make a cake for someone
No.107485
>>107470
Master! Nice to see you posting!
No.107486
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>>107480
You aren't boring, I can imagine the hard work you put in is tiring <3
No.107487
>>107482
You guys better not fuckin' forget about Life is Feudal.
No.107489
>>107481
Wait are you Kanpan's Ex? Or Emelc?
>>107482
I want to play the originals but I'm afraid they're too hard.
Terror from the deep seems cool as fuck but also super hard
No.107490
>>107471
I cant think of anything funny ;__;
>>107468
Hes a big guy
>>107477
Lying to marsy?
Thats a 10.00000 yen fee
No.107491
>>107484
This is true, it should be a special occasional treat.
No.107492
No.107493
>>107482
One day I will have that game and kill ayyliens
No.107494
>>107490
That's 70 euro. I gave you 50 for HS!
No.107495
>>107491
yes as special and sweet as it can be, plus surprises are always nice and fun
No.107496
>>107493
Do you have XCOM 1?
If not, you missed out on the humble bundle for it.
No.107497
>>107483
IM CHEAP IMMIGRANT WORK LABOUR
>>107486
Due to all my hard work I get to keep this job that most americans would call pretty shitty for salary!
yay!
No.107498
>>107487
I need to feel like shit for awhiles but I'll come back to it
>>107489
either mod them or play their clones
like http://store.steampowered.com/app/223830/
No.107500
>>107487
Yeah I'd just bought that, so I won't.
>>107489
Yes, I am.
I ended it with her because I was sick of it all.
She turned into a slut, didn't she? How sad, really.
Anyways, no hard feelings little bud.
>>107490
For you, of course.
No.107501
Back in a while.
>>107495
That they are!
>>107497
Can they treat people from other EU countries like that? Sounds like discrimination to me!
No.107502
>>107500
Wait which of the two?
If talking about Kanpan, I assume you mean her.
She EB'd someone else like a week or two later and that guy's a total douche.
I was complaining to Kanpan about how I cant get any proper Thordan clears and he jumps around me showing off all his weapons.
I dislike him, he holds a massive grudge against me because he apparently was an sft poster back in the day and hates me for shitposting.
No.107503
>>107490
Oh well, don't worry about it <3
>>107497
But at least you enjoy your job :)
>>107499
How are things with you Miles?
>>107501
Catch you later Dotty <3
No.107504
>>107496
I do
but I want to do it as a freedom fighter
No.107505
>>107494
I ASKED FOR 5 AFTER YOU BULLIED ME TO TAKE SOME MONEY
I've been getting spammed with bane memes and I just remembered me being drunk and spouting them on skype
>>107500
No.107506
>>107492
>>107498
Good cause if ya did that'd be a real bummer. I really enjoy that game.
>>107499
Good. About to head into work. You should get Life is Feudal and play with us, you loser.
>>107500
Will you play with me even if everyone else quits? I know me and Senti are in it for the long run.
No.107507
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>>107503
They're great!
Don't ask why, since I don't really know myself.
How about you?
No.107508
No.107509
>>107505
Yeah the first time you got drunk after so long we just kept making big guy jokes while afking in Coerthas.
That was funny.
No.107510
>>107499
So when are we gonna murder each other so we can be together forever?
No.107511
No.107512
>>107502
I am the former of those two, Arra.
If it is Zayhev who she is still with, he backstabbed me hard just to get her not even two days after I ended it with her.
I have no more anger, just pity for them all.
>>107505
Do you need a hug, Marsy?
>>107506
May as well, shit seems fun and I just got the grasps of the basic mechanics last night. Also dryhumping.
No.107513
>>107512
Yeah it's Zayev still.
I don't like him….
Shame though because Kanpan SEEMS nice.
Too bad she gets a bit nuts sometimes
No.107514
>>107507
I'm grand have prepared Chicken, ginger and spring onion for with my noodles later, might have a late night watching some Bakemonogatari after playing some civ 5
What about yourself?
No.107515
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>>107506
I don't like online video games that much. I have lots of things planned for this weekend as well.
>>107510
If you killed me you'd get extremely sad. If I killed you then I'd get extremely sad. Why don't we just not kill each other and start cuddling~?
No.107516
>>107501
I got hired by a slav. Im discriminated by my own race.
My own people.
My own kin!
>>107503
Oh yeeah I guess, being able to put this work as work experience opens so many doors to me. So its not that bad, after all, I never went to college. Im a high school architect.
No.107517
>>107513
A bit is a hard understatement, she is mentally insane and refused all help I had offered. She even as far as to lie to me about getting help, she will destroy him and it will show if he has any backbone.
I will add you again since this might get more confidential.
No.107518
>>107512
Well we shall play more when I return from work. It's gonna be pretty busy tonight. Build with me and Sleepen. Be wildmen with us.
No.107519
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No.107520
>headphones go out in one ear
is there anything more infuriating
I AM
SO
FUCKING
MAD
No.107521
>>107508
so unrelevant you dont even have a name lmao kys
>>107509
for you
>>107512
Mhm..
>>107513
being her friend for one week was enough for me
No.107522
No.107523
>>107517
She has left the Linkshell that Neko and I have countless times.
Such a shame, I once said how good looking people are hard to be slutty with because they tend to be slutty or something.
And she got SO MAD thinking that I called her ugly lol.
No.107525
Lets see what happens if I go to bed two hours earlier than normal!
#sleephype
>>107520
god damn there is nothing more annoying than that
literal earcancer, but only on one side
No.107526
No.107527
>>107515
I meant that we'd kill each other simultaneously! But fine, maybe just alive cuddling is okay too.
>>107524
no bully esl
No.107528
>>107520
>smallest rubber end thingies in earbuds
>they still fall out when not moving
No.107529
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.107530
>>107524
aaaaaaaaaaa
I meant irrelevant
No.107531
>>107518
Oh I already have, in fact Sleepen showed me what happens after dark too!
>>107521
There there, do not fret.
>>107523
Like I said, let's take this to somewhere private if you want to rant. I dislike them, but I still respect privacy.
No.107532
>>107528
wait I just had to think about this, If I have tiny ears do I use the big plugs or the small ones?
No.107533
>>107527
That cuddling isn't even that far away!
No.107534
I am such a slut and I am so conflicted about it
No.107535
>>107531
Great, you will be our Godo. How does that sound?
>>107534
You're just a fucking ginormous faggot 2bh.
No.107536
>>107534
just be happy with who you are you fucking cunt
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No.107538
>>107533
Even being a seriously massive pessimist, it's less than half a year away! We're gonna be so awkward together you have no idea!
>>107534
Nothing wrong with being a slut as long as you aren't hurting anyone!
No.107539
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>>107535
I'm up to do most things, but heard we need a cook.
>>107537
I see porn.
No.107540
>>107534
But being slutty and virginal is the better route!
No.107542
>>107540
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No.107543
>>107539
you don't seem the type to care for it
No.107544
>>107539
Yeah, I can multitask carpentry, construction, cooking/fishing. We really just need a blacksmith.
>>107540
Haha
No.107545
>>107538
The fact we'll be so awkward toward each other is the best part.
>>107514
I am going to have buffalo wings and smoke a ton of weed. Then on Saturday I'm going to get a pizza and some bread sticks to watch the political debate here. Trump will be in it!
No.107546
>>107541
HELP I DID IT UNINTENTIONALLY
No.107547
>>107542
>>107544
>//////////////< that was not my intention!!!!
im a nice and clean boy!!!!!!
No.107548
>>107543
I say a lot of shit that sounds like I'm stupid, but I really was reading and paying attention the whole time and wound up playing for hours.
>>107544
But Burt is the blacksmith!
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>>107545
Nice, sounds like you have a fun end of the week ahead of you, enjoy <3
No.107551
>>107547
>boy
toy*
Time to dirty you up a bit.
>>107548
Oh yeah, then I shall work on procreation and be the cook. I really want to fish tho.
No.107552
>>107548
no I mean the porn
No.107553
>>107547
me too me too, I don't lust after dicks ever
No.107554
>>107551
>forgetting about me…
No.107555
>>107545
The fact that you'll be so awkward in bed is the best part, you virgin.
No.107556
>>107551
im as clean and nice as a white dove, i can never be corrupted even by your charms Noun!
No.107557
>>107551
That's exactly what they were wanting me to do last night, though.
>>107552
I was a hentai mangaka for years, I am well-versed in it. You would do well to also show restraint.
No.107558
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>>107553
yes no imslutty thoughts in my head or heart
No.107559
> right i'm off to finish preparing my meal catch you all later <3
No.107561
>aunts find my 1.75 liter bottle of Vodka
>half of it is gone now
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I NEED TO HIDE THIS BETTER.
>>107554
Because you're mean to me!
>>107556
>>107558
Hmm, your words contradict your intentions…
>>107559
peace
No.107562
>>107557
it doesn't matter what I show
No.107563
>>107560
there is nothing wrong with being a maiden who seeks pleasure
No.107564
I kinda want to erp I only want to hold hands and cuddle though
No.107565
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>>107561
cleanliness is godliness
and im not lewd
>>107563
celibacy is the only way for me sorry
No.107566
>>107562
You may not see it, but there is a reason for everything in your life.
Good luck living like that, buddy.
No.107567
>>107564
*forcefully takes your hand and holds it*
No.107568
>>107566
pretty naive that
No.107569
>>107550
I will, thanks.
I want to play Neptunia but it keeps crashing.
Maybe I'll reinstall Windows.
>>107555
>thinking I'll be awkward in bed when I an already control you from thousands of kilometers away
No.107570
>>107567
>forcefully
thats not romantic at all,grrrr
No.107571
>>107565
I wasn't suggesting anything, I didn't plan on giving you my hand in marriage anyway. I was saying that there is no harm in pleasuring yourself
No.107572
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>>107564
Remain safe, do not act on a whim.
>>107568
I could argue the same for you.
No.107573
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>>107571
my hand would burn if i was to do something lewd like that
No.107574
>Rain is one of the Balmungers
Man..
>>107564
/taunt
No.107575
>>107570
*pulls you into a warm hug*
>>107572
not with what little you know of me
No.107576
>>107573
wear protective gloves?
No.107577
>>107576
then i would spontaneously combust
No.107578
>>107569
It'll be different! I think!
No.107579
>>107574
I have not played that since months ago, I mostly played on Exodus anyways.
>>107575
Yet you assume under such logic that you can judge me with what little you know of me? It does not matter what you think, this is how others see you.
No.107580
>>107577
yeah that sounds pretty serious, does the pressure build up from not being able to release from your hand?
No.107581
>>107578
I wanna cuddle you to sleep and then wake up hugging you like a body pillow!
No.107582
>>107572
I wont remember anything if I drink enough~
>>107574
/bangs
>>107575
im liking this
No.107583
>>107580
no its just wrong to do stuff like that!
No.107584
>>107579
when did I imply I was judging you?
that's some kinda complex isn't it?
>>107582
no you're not
No.107585
>>107582
Implying you can bang past my sturdy shield.
No.107586
>>107584
I DO
>>107585
My dick can.
No.107587
>>107583
is it any different than entertainment when it's by yourself? Think of it as an entertaining workout that you don't talk about so your secret to getting fit isn't let out
No.107588
>>107581
I'd like that a lot, master, as you very well know.
No.107589
>try to make an appointment for fingerprinting for a pistol permit
>get a call back saying i have to be waitlisted as they are booked for the month due to sheer amount of people wanting one
shoot me
No.107590
No.107591
>>107587
in public i act as i do in private so even then i wont
No.107593
>>107591
I don't believe you but if you say so
No.107594
>>107582
Then simply do not.
>>107584
Are you claiming that calling someone naive is not a form of judgement? Get the fuck over your basement-dweller philosophy and yourself.
No.107595
>>107592
*shoves you into the dirt*
No.107596
>>107593
ahhh well its true why would i lie about such a subject?
No.107597
>>107594
*pretty naive that*
is not saying
*you are naive*
seriously stop now
No.107598
>>107596
afraid it will ruin your reputation?
No.107599
>>107586
But can a tin can can?
No.107600
>>107598
no because im a nice good boy that is incorruptible
No.107601
>>107600
I'll believe you for now…
No.107602
>>107597
It is still judgement regardless, you self-righteous crippled waste of life.
No.107603
>>107588
We'll have to do it then <3
I-I'm surprised you didn't mock me for other bed related things
No.107604
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>>107590
reported
>>107594
jeez…
>>107599
You know my dick,it can do everytrhing.
No.107605
>>107601
yes everything that comes out of my mouth is the truth
No.107606
>>107603
Surprised or disappointed?
No.107607
>>107604
Come hither, I will help you with the warmth you seek.
No.107608
>>107605
I thought I caught your spit lying once
No.107609
Post your FFXIV toon.
>mfw all that tank disrespect
No.107611
WHO THE FUCK BUILT CARTS OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING LOGS I DRAGGED TO WHERE I WANTED MY HOUSE
No.107612
>>107604
Now I imagine a dragonsong dive Limit Break but with your dick.
No.107613
>>107609
Who the fuck uses "toon"
No.107614
>>107609
>>107612
Did somebody say to stomp the fuccbois?
No.107615
>>107602
yeah but you should understand the difference as it is very important
you could say that I was judging your view, which would be fair enough to say but here's the thing, your views change with your opinions and time so it is perfectly fine to judge a view since it is not something as solid as judging a person as your views are only part of you
don't get so sour, sad boy not everything is an attack
No.107616
>>107610
when you were falling asleep last night you were drooling and your spit lied
No.107619
>>107616
well what was it????
what did i say??
No.107620
>>107607
im here..
>>107609
>>107612
truly amazing,isnt it?
No.107621
>>107613
I do, got a problem with it kid?
>>107614
Hyur masterrace. Anyone who doesn't play as a male human (female humans are an exception) in fantasy games are a degenerate.
No.107622
>>107618
Aren't you gonna answer, master?
No.107623
nevermind, i claimed one of the other houses…
No.107624
>>107621
>fantasy game
>plays as a generic human
No.107625
>>107620
I always loved the night sky in that game.
No.107626
>>107619
I believe it was saying something about being hungry
No.107628
>>107627
Whatchu gonna do about it Canny? I ain't afraid of you!
No.107629
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>>107626
well i wasnt in all my six senses so i might have slipped up a bit
No.107631
>>107615
Look I don't give a fuck about pedantics, I know what you meant but it is irrelevant. You might not being attacking but I am, I deal in affirmative action since you're so keen to inaction and wordplay.
Do something about it since this board is so important to you, I am more used to physical confrontations to solve such matters.
>>107620
Closer, then.
>>107621
Exactly, we have to crush these fucking degenerates.
No.107633
>>107536
n-no I don't like it
>>107538
my ego
No.107635
>>107630
That's why you shouldn't be leaving!
>>107633
You have an ego?
No.107636
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>>107625
how long did you play?
>>107631
> I am more used to physical confrontations to solve such matters.
I am wet.
No.107638
>>107636
Good, you will need the moisture.
Stay adorable, okay?
No.107640
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No.107641
>>107631
so long as you're happy as a thug then I don't need to do anything with your views
but what would you have me do?
punch the monitor?
>>107633
part of you does and little of you doesn't
you just going to fling about from fleeting emotion to emotion like some kinda animal?
No.107643
>>107637
Well, I can't do it now anyway, it'd just seem forced!
>>107639
But then you took an arrow to the dick?
No.107644
>>107621
Do Elezen count?
>>107620
Is that Ada?
And yes it would be.
No.107645
>>107632
>>107635
Best boy has returned!
No.107646
No.107647
>>107646
This is the feds, open up!
No.107648
>>107640
And yet you claim to not be adorable, fibber.
>>107641
You will have to take into consideration that I come from an area that decides these things not with words, but with fists or swords. The one still standing was always right, so I became stronger. My debating skills leave a lot to be desired because I do not speak much, and English is not my first language.
However I also realise now that you would not be very proficient at such things due to your illness, so I apologize.
No.107649
No.107650
would putting socks in my mouth stop moans
No.107651
>>107647
Get lost loser, this is a cool kids only Steam.
No.107652
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>>107634
That's what I fuckin' thought.
>>107636
Hmm, let me see.
I played for 51 hours.
>>107630
That wasn't long… Glad to have you back.
No.107654
>>107645
Saying stuff like that leaves you open to incredibly obvious replies like "I never left!" and you know it.
No.107656
>>107650
why are you so fucking hot holy shit
No.107657
>>107655
Wait, meant to reply to >>107653
No.107658
Oh god I opened a thing really high and spider slowly started descending on top of my bed and started hanging mid air. I was fucking petrified for five seconds straight that seemed like forever. I showever it with raid and it went back up and I raided his hole I hope it fucking dies and doesn't revenge upon me. Oh my god fuck this
>>107544
Can I join your tribe and be an architect?
aka boss everyone around
metaphorical question I cant play games while in france
No.107659
>>107656
I'm wearing a hoodie and blankets in a warm room
No.107661
Peace /lewd/. Off to work!
>>107658
I wish you could play with us. Go back from whence you came!
>>107660
FUG YOU NOT NOW!
No.107662
>>107651
My steam is better!
>>107650
You need to trust me on these things.
No.107663
>>107648
it's alright
I'm pleased that where I am in life I don't need to be
No.107664
wtf kyoko was MIA???
>>107661
gl at work m8!
I will go "soon, 2 more months soon.
No.107667
No.107668
I'm still here tbh. Uh, post your desktop before I go!
No.107669
>>107664
You would have known if had me on steam.
No.107670
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No.107671
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No.107672
>>107670
ur fukin retarded lmaoooooo
No.107673
No.107674
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No.107675
>>107668
I don't use my desktop!
No.107677
>>107668
(You)
>>107675
>>107676
No icon's master race.
No.107678
No.107679
>>107669
O-oh, my laptop is too weak for unnecessary processes.
>>107672
Wait a minute…
Oh, kek.
>>107677
Tiny amount of icons but not full taskbar race
No.107681
No.107682
>>107679
I don't see anything wrong with my desktop, is it the trip? I don't honestly care about it
No.107684
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No.107686
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No.107688
>>107682
It is.
>>107685
Did you change your id or something?
But allright, you will be added on my fone steam thingy.
Also do you do music?
>>107686
Fruity loops for life nigga
for life
No.107689
>>107687
They're not called incuns, they're called native Americans!
No.107690
Hey guys. Did I miss much?
No.107691
>>107690
Noun fell off a tree and died, Miles changed grammatical genders, and Moe exploded.
No.107692
>>107691
Aww, poor Noun.
How are you doing today, Skandi?
No.107693
>>107690
by the time I'm done preloading xcum too I'll be able to actually play it!
No.107694
>>107693
Derp. I forgot to do the preloading. I'll kick that off now.
No.107695
No.107696
>>107692
What, you don't feel sorry for Moe exploding?
I'm doing fine! Nothing's really happened, except I almost got killed by a roof's worth falling again, but this time I was about ten metres away! What 'bout you?
No.107697
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>>107694
prob not worth it till it's actually out since you're going to have to activate it
No.107698
>>107696
Not even slightly! It's not as if he ever talks to me.
Try not to get killed, I'd miss you.
And I'm doing good. Finished work for the week and I'll have company over the weekend.
>>107697
> dat feel when you see 25GB
Mine's predicting 2hrs to completion.
No.107699
>>107698
so that means four hours for you
I'm at 13gb here with an hour and a half left
so prob another 3 hours for me
No.107700
>>107688
I'm learning guitar, it's lots of fun but some chords hurt my hands. Pic related, the guitar I have but Epiphone.
>>107689
I'm going to pillage all your lands.
No.107701
>>107699
Hmm. I've already got 1.3GB so far.
No.107702
>>107701
wanna play pin my tail in your ass to pass the time?
No.107703
>>107698
wow rude
I don't plan on getting killed! Until I publish all these caricatures of religious figures and political leaders, of course!
Will you have company, or will you "have" "company"?
>>107700
I'm going to kick and scream until I get small bits of land I can call my own! Metaphorically speaking!
No.107705
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No.107706
>>107703
He's rude too! He kept removing me on steam!
Please don't.
Definitely the former, perhaps the latter. Cuddling and alcohol shall be involved.
No.107707
>>107705
2.4GB downloaded!
No.107708
I will suck someone's dick for XCOM 2.
No.107709
>>107704
guess it is abit late to try to find a donkey
>>107705
marry me so that I can have your internet
No.107710
>>107708
> implying you wouldn't do it anyway
Get sucking mine, bitch.
No.107711
>>107706
I've never actually talked to him off-chan so I'm not really one to judge.
Are you telling me to deprive the world of the wonderful piece of art that is, uh, a crayon drawing of Putin taking a dump on Trump while Muhammed applauds in the background?
Oh my~ I always knew you were a slut!
No.107712
No.107714
>>107711
Fair point.
Wow, that sounds like a fine piece of art indeed!
Pffff. Wasn't that obvious~?
No.107717
>>107714
I think the easiest way to tell that it was an improvised piece of art was the rhyming! "A dump on Trump" is just too good to be true!
You never know! Some of the sluttiest people I know are virgins!
No.107719
>>107718
what? you said you got it so I removed you since we were done
No.107720
SPIDER WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND ME
No.107721
>>107717
Ahh, but improvised stuff can sometimes be the best stuff!
Well, I'm no virgin.
No.107722
>>107719
But why'd you send me anything!
No.107724
>>107721
Yes, but I wouldn't even be able to draw a recognizable Putin.
I didn't think you were! I just meant that people can talk slutty and not actually be all that slutty!
No.107725
>>107720
because all I'd do is harass you for lewds
>>107722
I'm just like that I guess
No.107726
>>107725
I DON'T CARE!
ADD ME BACK SO WE CAN DO LEWD THINGS THEN
No.107727
>>107724
That's alright, that'd save you from a death by radiation poisoning.
Ahh, but a lot of it is intent too, right?
No.107728
>>107726
I don't even want that
No.107729
>>107728
Is this the real wolfspider?
No.107730
>>107723
HELP
>>107725
How do you have this money???
No.107732
>>107729
send halp
>>107730
I don't really spend it on anything
No.107735
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No.107736
>>107734
for what?
>>107735
why don't you just show some restraint and not hound me for lewd things?
No.107737
>>107735
I'll read your eulogy.
No.107738
>>107727
I drew Putin, come sweet death.
I don't think I follow!
No.107739
>>107736
think I'll get drunk tonight
>>107737
*…….*
No.107740
>>107738
Find an embassy to hide in!
If it works for Assange, it's bound to work for you!
No.107741
>>107740
Don't I need to be famous for that? Or am I already famous since I've made a ~45 second Paint drawing of Putin and still haven't gotten into an accident?
No.107742
>>107739
well why don't you want to do lewd things with me in the first place, and why would that change if you got drunk?
No.107743
>>107741
You're on the FSB's radar already!
No.107745
>>107742
because it never satisfy me nor fulfills what I want and because I'm a sad boy tonight so getting drunk sounds good to me
No.107746
>>107743
NOT THE FEDERATION OF SMALL BUSINESSES
No.107747
>>107746
YES.
THEY SHALL WRECK YOUR CUTE ASS!
No.107749
>>107745
oh well, i suppose i would have never messaged you anyway…
No.107750
>>107747
My usual response to that is "you have no idea whether or not my ass is cute".
No.107751
>>107750
*whistles lewdly*
No.107752
Yeah, the filter works there too.
No.107753
>>107749
our converstations
*hey*
*how are you*
*how was your day*
*show me your ass*
and that'd be it
No.107754
>>107751
Uh, in any case, the Financial Stability Board can't touch me, so I'll be fine!
No.107755
>>107754
I'll provide them evidence that you've been cooking the books!
No.107757
>>107756
fucking try me you faggot
No.107758
I think im getting fdrunk.
Burt I want to operate soon
No.107759
No.107760
>>107757
nani
i didn't even say anything
baka
i don't even know what you mean by try you
message you for a few days and see how things go or post smug faces?
No.107761
>>107755
I would never do anything like that! As for the rest, all of them crooks, rooking the guests and cooking the books! Seldom do you see honest men like me! A gent of good intent who's content to be master of the house!
No.107762
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im too shy to use voip in dota because someone said i have a german accent ;__;
No.107763
>>107760
post ur butt and also add me back as well
No.107764
>>107761
> you
> a master of anything
u wot, qt?
And your protestations of innocence are not convincing me!
No.107765
>>107762
Well, obviously you have a German accent. Or do you mean you have a really bad one?
No.107766
>>107762
German accents are cute.
No.107767
>>107763
i won't post my butt, but i'll give you a picture of my penor once you add me
No.107768
>>107767
make it a butt instead and you've got ur self a deal
No.107769
>>107765
He said I have a softspoken german accent and I dont know if its bad or good ;__;
>>107766
hmpf..
No.107770
>>107769
Really, though, there's nothing wrong with them.
No.107771
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No.107772
>>107768
no thank you, i've seen my butt and it's not a good deal
>>107769
>softspoken german accent
fug
jelly
No.107773
>>107764
It was a very obvious Les Miserables reference! How do you call yourself a British fag without knowing every song from Les Miserables by heart?
>>107769
Post a voice sample here, then! I'll judge you, as a non-Englishman.
>>107771
Never, this is the eternal thread!
No.107774
>>107772
mine isn't good either so you're not having that
No.107775
>>107773
I never was a fan of musicals.
Besides, isn't Les Mis French?
No.107776
>>107774
i never wanted it!
No.107777
>>107773
>I'll judge you, as a non-Englishman.
How do you judge Englishmen?
No.107778
>>107776
what do you want?
No.107779
>>107778
a nice conversation with you!
No.107781
>>107775
I am just being honest and not attempting to bully you when I say: whadd de fugg. Les Miserables the musical is most famously performed in English! The novel by Victor Hugo is obviously French!
>>107777
I mean that I, being non-English, would judge him! I have no opinions about English people's accents unless they're extremely silly.
No.107782
>>107778
Have you got XCOM2 downloaded yet?
No.107784
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No.107785
>>107781
Like I said, I was never a fan of musicals!
Oh, so you wouldn't like me to record myself or anything?
No.107786
No.107788
No.107789
>>107785
But you're gay! How can you not like musicals!
I imagine your from around the London area, so I'll have heard your accent hundreds of times! By all means do so anyway, though, it's always nice to hear people's voices.
No.107790
>>107789
I'm not flamboyant gay, though!
And actually, I'm told I don't sound like a typical Southerner. I dunno what my accent is supposed to sound like.
Gimme something to record and maybe I'll record myself.
No.107791
>>107789
I kinda miss going to the theater in London and watching plays I didn't see many but it always put me back in a nice spot in my life
No.107792
No.107794
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No.107795
>>107790
>not flamboyant gay
>animeposter
The first verse of The Raven, then! Just 'cause that was the first thing I thought of!
>>107791
There is something kinda magical about London plays. You see The Mousetrap, then?
No.107796
>>107795
I'm really not. I never liked flamboyant gay.
I'll look up the first verse.
No.107797
No.107798
>>107796
>I never liked flamboyant gay
I'm wearing a floral print shirt right now, so you're bullying me.
No.107799
>>107798
Yeah, but you don't have a camp accent.
Besides, I like you~
No.107800
>tfw drinking 60 proof orange juice
wooooohhooooo whats up everybody
No.107801
>>107800
Listening to music and calling cuties cute.
You?
You're cute
No.107802
>>107799
>don't have a camp accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ye3UoCkxZR
And philately will get you nowhere, as I've said dozens of times before!
No.107803
>>107802
Okay, that cracked me up.
No.107804
No.107805
pouring sugar into this concoction to make it fucking drinkable
No.107806
>>107803
I live to amuse! And I wanted to add a lot of "bijou" and "duckie" to it, but it'd have ruined the rhythm!
>>107804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5SNUJayh7
No.107807
>>107806
Ahahaha. You're the best, Skandi <3
No.107808
No.107809
>>107807
I've just been listening far too much to old BBC comedies from when it was totally okay to make fun of gay people in basically every episode. I've picked up some stereotypes!
>>107808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUizCTL9Ny
No.107810
>>107809
We'll have to pretend to be totally camp if/when we meet up!
No.107811
No.107812
>>107810
I'll be wearing a patterned shirt and a leather/silver bracelet in any case, I don't have to pretend too much!
>>107811
I can't tell what the adjectives are! Sorry, alcohol!
No.107813
No.107814
>>107812
Yep, I definitely have to meet up with you.
No.107816
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No.107820
>>107818
You win. Delete mine.