No.107817
301 was the Chinese year of the Metal Cock edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-aoACLcBP4
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No.107825
>>107816
if by love, you mean lust and by dovey time you mean please rape my face.
No.107832
No.107836
Picking threads to post in is HARD.
No.107838
>>107835
Did someone make a boo boo?
No.107839
>>107832
You made your thread first, you threadcuck!
No.107843
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why does unpacking take so long
No.107844
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No.107845
YOU WIN/LOSE THIS TIME, KYOKO
>>107831
What's the difference between marmelade and alcohol.
>>107834
Then why did what I just said make you more certain you'd want to meet me?!
No.107846
>>107845
if I slapped you you wont stop sucking
No.107847
>>107842
>
>>107843
> 24.1GB down
Eh. I'll play it during the day, anyway.
>>107845
It didn't. I was already certain I wanted to meet you. :3
No.107848
>>107847
thinking of sleep
kinda tispy now but don't wanna drink moree
No.107849
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>>107843
Because it does :P
No.107850
>>107828
oh, ummm, well, I'm not opposed if you're not too big.
No.107851
>>107846
But I didn't say I wanted an eight-inch pianist!
>>107847
>implying I know how to deal with people apparently liking me
No.107853
>>107848
Yeah, I'm getting a bit sleepy now too.
>>107851
You give them throwaway emails, right~?
No.107854
>>107852
I'm still waiting!
No.107855
>>107853
No, that's for people who like my butt. There's a small but significant difference.
No.107857
>>107855
Ahhh. Well, I have good reason to like your butt.
>>107856
Tell me how much you want it, slut.
No.107858
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>>107849
I'll does u
>>107850
think u can down this bad boy?
>>107851
too bad
>>107853
sleepy with me
No.107859
>>107858
Nah, that's alright, mate. I like having a nice double bed to myself.
No.107860
>>107857
Uh. What good reason would that be?
>>107858
Oh my.
No.107862
>>107860
I've seen it!
>>107861
Well?
No.107863
>>107859
it;s as nice and it is lonley
>>107860
my my miss american pie
No.107864
>>107863
It's comfy, I can stretch out.
No.107866
>>107865
I haven't got all night, sweetcheeks. Either you want my dick or not.
No.107867
No.107868
>>107862
That's not a good reason! You've seen plastic spoons too, that doesn't mean you necessarily like them!
No.107869
>>107868
Yes, but if I've seen them and judged them to look perferctly curvy and delectably gropy, then that's what I've done!
No.107870
>>107869
Okay shut up go to bed.
No.107873
>>107871
Well, there's no need to describe my butt, in any case!
No.107874
>>107872
You won't get any dickpics unless you explicitly state you want them, slut!
>>107873
Hey, you're the one who wanted a reason and I gave you one!
No.107875
>>107874
I asked for a reason, you said the reason was that you'd seen it, I just pointed out that seeing isn't the same as liking!
No.107876
>>107858
is too big for me, why can't you be more shota?
No.107877
>>107875
It's a good indicator, though!
No.107878
>>107877
Are you saying you like all butts you see! That's slutty as heck!
No.107879
>>107876
you sayting youi can't take 6'54 inches of slutty manlines?
No.107880
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>>107858
I don't think so :s
No.107881
I think I set a record for how lewd 1 person can be in a day today
No.107882
why is even p ure filtered anyways?
>>107880
yeah that's right
No.107883
>>107878
Nah, I'm totally selective!
No.107885
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>>107884
the amount of time, people, things done and pictures/recordings/videos made
No.107886
>>107883
If you were selective, you could head over to /cuteboys/ and find dozens of butts better than mine! Face it, you're a slut!
No.107887
>>107879
not that I can't, just um, I like smaller, like tgirl on hormones small.
No.107888
>>107886
Heyyyyy, I like your personality and sense of humour too!
No.107889
>>107886
or he could just stay right here~
No.107891
>>107887
so you're not really a faggot then o.k
No.107892
>>107888
My butt has no sense of humour, unless you appreciate the occasional fart joke.
>>107889
Well yeah, there are good butts on /lewd/ too, by all means!
No.107893
I want love
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
No.107894
>>107889
It's always nice to be appreciated~
>>107890
Cutie~
>>107892
I meant you, not your butt!
Your butt is the bonus.
No.107895
>>107893
gonna need to see cock
No.107896
No.107898
>>107891
well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that just that the dick would have to be on the right person and I don't know you well enough yet.
No.107901
>>107898
yeah you're not a faggot then
No.107902
>>107894
I'm not allowed to say what I want to say now, 'cause master's specifically ordered me not to put myself down.
No.107904
>>107901
do you have to be a whore to be a faggot?
No.107905
>>107899
*pets the cutie*
>>107902
How about if you do it privately, is that ok?
No.107906
>>107895
Burt said Im not allowed
>>107896
;___;
No.107907
>>107904
how is liking men being a whore?
>>107906
fag
No.107908
>scrolling through thread
>wolf posts his penis
>coworker saw it but didn't say anything and scurried along
Fucking kill me.
No.107910
>>107905
I don't think that'd help! Suffice it to say that while my butt might be cute, I don't think I'd be able to keep up a conversation with someone IRL if I've never met them IRL before!
>>107908
kek. Shoulda made the board SFW!
No.107911
>>107908
THATS' THE BEST THING EVER
No.107912
>>107907
it's not, but I don't have to like all men, my taste is more Leonardo DiCaprio, I would do all the dirty things to and for and with him.
No.107913
>>107910
That's what alcohol is for, it helps break the ice!
No.107914
>want love
>gets penis
???????????????????????????????????
No.107915
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No.107916
Are… are you guys at least enjoying life is Feudal? ;-;
No.107917
>>107913
It breaks the ice and it unzips the pants and it bites the pillow, yes.
No.107918
>>107916
yeah!
im finally having fun with a survival crafting game
No.107919
>>107912
noo I'm nont saying you have to like me I don't like me I like me why's no one like me
No.107920
>>107917
That's lewd, though!
I hope you're not suggesting I would do such a thing?!
No.107922
>>107917
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
No.107923
>>107916
ur a great guy noun, I can't believe how nice you really are, why do you have to be a dom?
No.107924
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>>107921
:D
>>107923
Idk i get off to fucking horrible shit. Cant be helped.
No.107925
>>107920
There's nothing lewd about unzipping pants or biting pillows! Both could be done in perfectly non-lewd contexts!
I am suggesting you'd do those things in a lewd way, though!
>>107922
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
No.107926
No.107927
>>107924
stop and gimme ur butt
No.107928
>>107926
A new person! Or have I just forgotten you since I tend to drunkpost? Hi, in any case!
No.107929
>>107926
hi
gonna need to see your cock now, thanks
No.107930
>>107928 Hey. I was a lurker for a while and I finally decided to post.
No.107931
>>107927
Know your place in my jungle.
No.107933
>>107925
Oh, c'mon, name a non lewd context for biting a pillow!
No.107934
>>107929
I don't swing that way, no.
No.107935
I wanted to watch video games but then stream stream died died right as I woke up from nap #2
why
No.107936
No.107937
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No.107938
Like the entire state of Florida
Noun is my bitch
No.107939
>>107934
hahaha rofllll
youre on the wrong board buddy
No.107940
>>107930
Nice, new posters are always appreciated! Though you'll get some demands for butt- and dick pics. I'm assuming you're from some 4chan board, like most of us?
>>107933
Just biting it for fun! Maybe you're pretending to be a dog! Or checking your bite strength!
No.107941
>>107939
you're a board of buddtyies
No.107942
>>107935
Aww don't worry, you can just post here instead <3
No.107943
>>107940
> biting pillows for fun
Uhuhhhhh.
No.107944
>>107943
Going in dry, that would certainly make you bite the pillow :3
No.107945
>>107919
it's not that I don't like you, just that I don't know you well enough yet, nor have I seen your face.
No.107946
>>107940
I actually didn't post on 4chan at all, only looked at a few posts there about 2 years ago. How long you been here?
No.107947
>>107943
Are you willing to bet your soul that nobody's bitten a pillow for fun?
t. mephistopheles
No.107948
>>107945
there's lots of nothing to really know
I sdon't even look good but yet I look good
No.107949
>>107943
>>107947
I do this
or rather suck on the pillow covers but I use my teeth together with my tongue to do it so it counts right
No.107950
>>107949
What about sucking on soaking underwear?
No.107951
>>107944
Mhmmm!
>>107947
I'm willing to bet my soul that you haven't!
No.107952
>>107944
So you like Touhou, eh?
No.107953
Welp, back to work…
>>107932
Hold me, Maggy!
>>107936
Idk it sounded cool.
No.107954
>>107951
Is that an mhmmmm or mhmmmmmm *muffled moaning*?
No.107955
>>107931
You're the trees, the plants, the leaves, the soil, and the rain …I'm the biggest predator that prowls within.
No.107956
>>107950
uhh
why would they be soaking?
you mean like sweat?
No.107957
>>107946
Oh wow! Well, this board is barely three months old, and I've been here since the beginning! What brought you here, then, if not 4chan?
>>107949
O-okay, I actually don't understand that, assuming it's a fetish thing!
>>107951
I've never bitten a pillow at all, neither for business nor pleasure!
No.107958
>>107955
this turns me on tbh fam
No.107959
>>107954
That was merely a statement of agreement!
>>107957
I knew it!
No.107960
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>>107955
I am the Lion you bitch.
No.107961
>>107953
kinda!
>>107955
you're not even a prwols let alone a predator
aliens are better anyweays
No.107962
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>>107952
I like Koakuma.
>>107953
>>107956
No I mean with other fluids, though clean sweat wouldn't be so bad..
>>107959
I know <3
No.107963
>>107959
Now I've bitten a pillow, though!
No.107964
>>107962
in what situation would I have soaked underwear?
No.107966
>>107964
Do you not leak precum?
No.107967
>>107948
so is this image you?
>>107907
No.107968
>>107965
Too late for what! What're we even arguing about!
No.107969
>>107967
I wouldn't ever post anyones pics if they entrusted them to me
No.107970
>>107966
no…
do you suck on yours
wold pee suffice
No.107971
No.107972
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>>107970
yes and I don't do pee..
No.107973
>>107969
oh, okay, so you really aren't my type.
No.107974
>>107962
Meh, I like Yuugi more.
No.107975
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>>107974
No worries, I just like koakuma's
No.107977
>>107972
I don't know if I do or not but the idea of my own doesn't really bother me
you've said before you leak a lot, and you're using the word soaked, how accurate is that
No.107978
>>107973
already figured that
No.107979
Speaking of, Koakuma, are there other Touhou characters you like? Or are you not much into the series?
No.107980
>>107976
That's a much better picture. What the fuck was up with the other one mang.
don't post that scary shit.
No.107981
i sure hope youre gonna regret this when you sober
because you should
No.107983
>>107977
Highly accurate
>>107979
I've never tried the series, I know of it, just not got round to play it
No.107984
No.107985
>>107983
what kind of underwear do you wear
No.107987
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>>107981
I only posted an ugly picture of myself,not much to regret
[spoiler]only two people tiredd to erp with me![/spoiiler]
No.107988
>>107983
You should check out the series, its great. I like a lot of other series, but Touhou seems to be a major timesink atm.
No.107989
>>107987
no
you, you are actually attractive, from what i could see
No.107990
>>107978
oh, okay, no hurt feelings though? you're cool to talk to.
No.107991
>>107980
some bitch wanted that shot
>>107981
yeah I know I'm not a cute femboi but come on I'm not that ugly, I think
No.107992
>>107987
>ugly
You're gorgeous. i want to erp you.
No.107993
>>107990
my feelings are all over the place most of the time so it's whatever really
I don't care
No.107994
why is plucking eyebrows so slow and tedious
No.107995
>tfw when you have pizza but it is burnt
fuck my life…
No.107996
>>107986
so much drink
EVERYONE R8 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.107997
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hey everyone, im tired hungry and i did absolutely nothing all day
how is everyone?
No.107998
No.107999
>>107997
did you ever eat anything
No.108001
>>107999
cereal but that no flavor corn flakes one
>>108000
yeah i am
No.108002
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>107985
short leg boxer briefs
>>107988
I'll check it out at some point, I have a huge backlog of stuff. I will get round to it one day.
>>107994
Get a pair of ceramic tweezers, far faster
>>107996
cutie/10
No.108003
>>107996
Everyone's rated you a hundred times before! Get longer hair and less ugly glasses/10!
>>107994
'Cause God rewards those who put in an effort!
No.108004
>>107989
>>107992
aaaaaaaaaa
>>107996
I like your tongue
Can I suck it?
No.108005
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>>108001
Would you let me clean you and feed you
No.108006
>>108004
*touches your body with his hands*
gorgeous
No.108007
>>108001
that's not real food, you need to eat something of substance. You'll get sick and it won't be good if you don't
>>108002
same, I like them because I'm embarrassed when I wear anything that's cut off higher.
>>108002
I just use metal ones
>>108003
that's true I guess
No.108008
No.108009
>>108005
in a platonic non lewd way yes
thats what friends always do right?
>>108007
ill be fine cereal is good food
No.108010
>>108002
nice higbox i like it
>>108003
i know but i wantr people to tell me im a qt
>>108004
sorry dude…no,..fart
No.108011
No.108012
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>>108009
[X] Wash the neet
[ ] kiss the neet
[X] Feed the neet
[X] Kill the neet
[X] Feed the neet to wild dogs
No.108013
>>108009
no, you need to eat better. I don't care if I'm annoying but I'm more concerned with your well being. I don't want you to become frail and weak because you only ate cornflakes for months
No.108014
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No.108017
>>108014
those actually look really nice for the price, I may have to get some
>>108015
how have you been uncle? I want an honest answer too.
No.108018
>>108015
<3<3<3<3
Is this enough?
No.108019
>>108012
ahh sounds pretty nice just wash behind my ears and i think that should be good
and the no kiss is good non lewd thx <3
>>108013
ok ok ill make some toast and egg real quick
that should be ok
>>108015
a platonic hug for you
No.108020
>>108006
s-shouldnt we do this in private
>>108010
this is what rejecting feels like….dang…
No.108021
>>108015
>>108017
The take a week or so coming from china but they are really good, just really sharp so if you get them just be careful, they can go into the skin really easy.
No.108022
>>108015
I love you my bestes bestes friend in the world
No.108023
>>108019
I'd scrub your feets nice and clean too
No.108024
>>108019
good, eggs are very good for you. I will give you praise if you do.
No.108025
>>108023
but my feet are really ticklish but squeaky clean is always the way to go
>>108024
yes yes im fixing them up shouldnt take more than 6 to 9 mins
No.108026
No.108027
hey hey
will people on the street bully me for having feminine eyebrows
No.108028
>>108025
I'd scrub between your toes and on the bottom.. we can't have dirty feets !
No.108029
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>>108027
Just don't go overboard and you'll be fine. <3
No.108030
>>108027
i have really long eyelashes and people are always nice about them and compliment me so i doubt you will get bullied
>>108028
no need to be really nice and clean
No.108031
>>108029
they still look like eyebrows
just not male eyebrows
No.108032
>>108016
>>108017
I have been fine enough enjoying Life is Feudal
>>108018
Yes thank you
>>108019
fair enough
>>108021
Thank you skandi
>>108022
love you too
NEW DAY ROCKS
No.108033
>>108031
You'll be fine, why worry about what other people think, if you are happy with them..
>>108032
I'm not Skandi.. :P
No.108034
>>108030
I got bullied a lot in high school and middle school about my eyelashes all the girls I knew asked me where I bought mascara and thought I actually wore it
a-and just let me wash your feets !
No.108035
>>108032
fine enough is an acceptable answer, seeing as it could be worse. Just make sure to take care of yourself even if you feel down.
>>108033
I am happy with them, they feel nice and soft
No.108036
No.108037
>>108034
well the girls in high school always said they looked nice
ok ok i wont move too much!
No.108038
>>108032
we need to operatre soon,im getting sober
No.108039
>>108035
Then don't worry <3
No.108040
>>108033
that was meant for skandis link
i goofed
>>108035
I have been better then normal so its good
No.108041
>>108026
>>108036
I looked at it a bit, and, no offence, but you might want to delete it before you sober up.
No.108043
>>108040
It's ok Burt, don't worry <3
No.108044
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>>108042
ah it tickles a bit D:
but they are cleaner now
No.108045
My nipples are super sensitive right now, because I was running in the cold rain earlier and they were hard as diamonds and my shirt rubbed them raw.
No.108046
>>108040
I'm happy for you then, everyone deserves good things. I hope they continue to get better as well
No.108047
No.108048
>>108041
Random question, but how long have you been on this board?
No.108049
>>108047
Well alright!
>>108048
I already answered that very question from you! Here:
>>107957
No.108050
>>108045
Mine are always hard and super sensitive :3
No.108051
>>108038
Yeah yeah
>>108043
To late im worried
>>108046
You are good people
No.108052
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No.108053
>CJMT #301 dicks and selfies edition
Goodbye
No.108055
>>108050
well, mine are always super sensitive too, not always hard, but right now I guess you could say they're super super super sensitive, but I was trying to relate to normal people.
No.108056
>>108054
Just a prank bro!
No.108057
>>108055
I guess I'm not really normal though having both nipples pierced would have something to do with them always being hard and really sensitive
No.108058
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>>108056
Social experiment bro!
No.108060
It's getting too late and I'm too drunk. Goodnight, /lewd/!
No.108063
>>108059
Not when you have a breakdown and your whole body is shaking and you cant breath properly. :@@
No.108064
>>108057
oh, cool, I "can't have piercings like that" and by that I mean, I can, just don't get caught with them in ever.
>>108060
night skandi.
No.108065
>>108059
i try to cry atleast once a day to get that relief after crying effect
does help alot
No.108066
>>108058
Just fooling you friend!
No.108067
>eyebrows are naturally asymmetrical
help what do I do I'm on my right eyebrow now and it's not nearly as thick and doesn't grow the same way help
>>108065
you have a reason to cry that often?
No.108068
>>108067
well not always but if you think hard enough about your past sadness it deffinetly can help start the tears
No.108069
>>108066
>friend
Dont call me things im not :@@@@@
No.108070
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>>108067
Stop plucking it, and try to even the other side out, just don't keep plucking, know when to stop :s
No.108071
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No.108072
>>108068
why do you just accept all these things
I wish I could give you a hug you're too hard on yourself and carry weight you don't have to
>>108070
I think I figured out how to handle it even if it's not ideal and in a perfect situation it was thicker
No.108073
No.108074
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>>108072
no no its fine i do accept it already just kinda the way things are meant to be
No.108075
>>108073
>tfw i remember kicking your ass in hearthstone and trashtalking you to death
:@@@@
No.108076
>>108074
they don't have to be that way, life is full of possibilities and things you can do to make a situation better. You can't rewrite scenarios but you can learn the mistake and not do it again. Nothing in the future is set in stone. You can do with life what you want. Don't just take things as they come, you're too good for that
No.108077
No.108078
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>>108072
Just try not to panic, and take your time. It'll be fine <3
No.108080
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>>108076
well for now ill be fine so no worries plus all the nice people here make it less sufferable
No.108081
>>108080
stop saying such sad things
you're allowed to be happy
you're allowed to say what's wrong
nobody will look down on you for anything
I don't want it to be less sufferable, I want you to smile and enjoy things
No.108082
>>108081
no no really i am feeling better now, like i said everyone is super nice here and well i feel a bit happier
No.108083
'I want you to grrrr while I fuck your ass ^^'
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT
No.108086
>>108083
I told you not to talk to lewd people
No.108088
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No.108089
>>108082
alright then, but remember that you can talk if something is bothering you. Did you make eggs?
>>108084
hihi, did you sleep well? when did you go to bed?
No.108090
>>108089
yes they were yummy!
No.108091
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>>108085
might have to go back sleep son. :/
>>108087
>>108088
hai hai
>>108089
after tidying my room
No.108092
>>108090
that's good, did you put anything on them?
>>108091
but that could've been anytime, you almost get as distracted as me
No.108093
>>108091
You going back to sleep?
No.108094
>>108091
i hope you slept really well!
and that your day is good
>>108092
just toast and black pepper
No.108096
>>108093
i might got class at midyday
>>108092
you have no idea how shitty my attention
span came be
>>108094
just tidying my room
No.108098
>>108094
ooh that sounds good though, I kind of want to have that now. How'd you make the eggs, like scrambled or fried or ?
>>108096
I've kind of seen it, don't worry no matter what it won't be as bad as mine, we can be bad attention span buddies
No.108099
>burt already asks me to moan
??????????????????????????????
No.108100
>>108096
well even so tidying your room is doing something
and doing something is a good thing!
good job you are A-ok!
>>108098
sunny side down and just put it on top of the toast and put the black pepper on the egg tastes really good!
No.108101
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>108096
Best off trying to get a good night's sleep <3
No.108102
>>108100
I've only ever had scrambled but that does sound good, I'm happy you ate something nutritional
No.108104
>>108098
i will accept your offer, but i do not know if its good thing or a bad thing.
>>108100
its so clean and nice :3
>>108101
good call, might withdraw to my phone in bed :3
No.108105
PAY ATTENTION TOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.108106
>>108102
yes it was really good and it made my tummy feel nice
>>108104
nice and clean like you yes!
>>108105
Hi! i have 40% attention for you!
No.108107
>>108106
works for me whats up
No.108108
…With how many posts there seem to be, shouldn't there be a new thread? Or wait a few more posts?
No.108109
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>>108104
If you get about 7 hours sleep you should be ok <3
>>108105
Hey Hailey <3
No.108110
>>108104
it can be what you want, don't overthink it, I shall be your accomplice wherever you go!
>>108106
nice tummies are good
No.108111
No.108112
>>108107
i just ate some toast and egg and now im just listening to music and you friend? hows it going for you?
>>108110
yes a full tummy is a happy Date!
No.108113
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>>108108
Too early for a new thread :)
No.108114
No.108115
>>108109
hey magi im rly drunl>>108112
fucking waste dand listening to wonderwall
No.108117
So…What is everybody's favourite anime, if it isn't obvious?
No.108118
>>108115
You wasted good?
Just make sure you drink plenty of water before you go to bed <3
No.108119
>>108117
mine is ashita no joe or non non biyori
hbu?
No.108120
>>108118
no i wanna be drun for as long as possible maybe ill save alcohol for tomorrow morn
No.108121
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>>108117
Evangelion, NHK and K-ON!
No.108122
>>108106
aye aye
>>108109
i just woke up as well
>>108110
be my companion in black desert:3
——————————————
so i have some un-opened juice in fridge and it six days past it best before can i drink it?
No.108123
>>107987
I think you're pretty handsome tbh. Not feminine or anything like that.
No.108124
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>>108120
Nevermind being cheeky :P
No.108125
No.108126
>>108119
Mine's Berserk. I usually prefer more lighthearted series, but this one clicked like no series like it before. …A close contender, even though I have only watched the first two episodes, is Trigun.
No.108127
>>108126
same here i more into slice of life but berserk was really fun to watch
also bartender is about as comfy as anime can get
No.108128
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>>108126
Ah the classics :)
No.108129
>>108117
FLCL and Death Parade with Monogatari in it's own category.
>>108122
I'll do it for you, not for Noun or Kyoko though
No.108132
>>108122
yeah you should be fine to drink your juice, what flavor?
No.108133
>>108129
I-It's not like I wanted to play BDO with you or anything..
No.108134
>>108130
REALLY REALLY DRUNK U
No.108135
>>108123
hey Noun i hope your day has been swell
and you are still the Cat's Meow!
No.108136
>>108117
Evangelion.
>>108123
would you cum on my face
No.108137
>>108122
Best before just means it won't be as fresh but is still ok to drink. <3
No.108138
>>108128
Aren't classics the best?
>tfw you haven't watched an anime in 4 months
I need to watch more anime…even though Berserk set the bar kinda high…and I REALLY see the flaws when they arise (I am talking about the other anime).
No.108139
>>108133
you'll end up doing it anyway
No.108140
>>108138
* >tfw I havent
sorry
No.108141
I'm gonna take a shower, I'll be back. Don't do anything fun without me
No.108142
>>108134
Just got off of work, about to play some Life is Feudal with everyone.
>>108135
Hey there buddy. I've had better but s'all good. How are you?
>>108136
Only if you tag team some fuckin faggot with me.
No.108144
>>108138
Yeah the classics are great, I'm personally waiting on the Vampire hunter D series that was announced
No.108145
>>108129
i'm honoured we rule the lands of BDO…. together
>>108132
apple and mango
>>108137
well bottoms up i guess
No.108146
>>108142
>tfw everyone moved off insurgency
come on i dont have unlimited money
No.108147
>>108144
What is Vampire Hunter D about? I am curious.
No.108148
>>108146
Yeah we've moved on to something even better with even more longevity.
No.108149
>>108145
Just don't drink too much, even have water after it, just so it doesn't upset your stomach.
>>108147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_Hunter_D
No.108150
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>>108142
ah shame to hear that, i hope it gets better you too sweet to have bad days like that!
tomorrow for sure will be better
>>108146
dont worry all i do is play csgo cause i waste all my steam monies on virtual skins and guns
No.108152
>>108151
Just watch you don't give yourself the squirts :3
No.108154
>>108149
Looks interesting…Might give that a try.
So, new thread or nah?
No.108155
>>108152
LOL what is that? Sounds disgusting.
No.108157
>>108155
just put water in you're ass and shit same effect
No.108159
why are we talking about shit anyway that's too far
blood is umf
pee is alright
shit is non non
No.108160
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>>108153
It's what can happen when you mix alcohol with rich fruit juice..
>>108154
Check out the movies, they are good.
Yeah I think a new thread will be coming soon :)
>>108155
Just think when you have a bad stomch and it really becomes squeaky bum time..
>>108156
Just be careful when mixing rich fruit juice and drink..
No.108161
500 chickens aiiiiiight
>>108142
o-okay sweetie
No.108162
>>108159
>blood is umf
Good taste tbh.
No.108164
>>108159
people who fetishize shit are pretty fucked.
No.108166
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>>108164
Nothing like a bit of blood letting :)
But then I'm into fluids and pheromones
No.108168
>>108159
>>108162
>>108166
C-cut me a little bit pls
bloodletting is pretty hot tbh
No.108169
>>108159
>>108162
>>108163
i-i thoiught i was the only one
No.108173
>burt calls me his husbando
heart is melting
No.108175
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>>108170
>sterile surgical knifes
you take your fetish seriously fam
No.108176
>>108174
>no qt with a scalpel to help me blood let
No.108177
I am a bit tired…may go to bed soon.
No.108178
Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
Rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
Rejoice because you're trying your best
No.108181
>>108178
Ain't that the utter truth…with the world trying to kill you and all…
No.108182
>>108174
get to germany pls..
>>108178
i like you
No.108183
>>108175
Yes, you don't even have to apply much pressure to cut with those..
>>108176
:3
>>108177
It was nice meeting you Drank <3
>>108178
Tak <3
>>108182
:)
No.108184
>>108183
I didn't say I was going now. I will stay for a bit longer…
No.108185
>>108183
Y-you should add me on steam <3
No.108186
…Depression's an utter BITCH, ain't it…?
No.108187
>burt literally just killed me
????????????????????????????
No.108188
>>108181
We're all just running a gauntlet.
We all die at the end.
>>108182
I love you.
>>108183
Good day to you, Magi.
>>108185
Are you new here?
No.108190
>>108188
Mm-hmm. That is sad, but true.
No.108191
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>>108183
>how does it feel?
No.108192
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>>108185
I have you added :)
>>108186
It is, but being manic isn't much better either..
>>108188
Good morning <3
No.108193
No.108194
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>>108191
It feels good, and I like the taste..
No.108195
No.108196
>>108189
They call me Rager.
Pleasure to meet you… Date, I presume?
>>108190
that's why you need to find a distraction that makes you happy!
>>108192
How are you today?
No.108198
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>>108186
Do what i do and drink alcohol and take medication,it doesnt make it go away but it delays the pain slightly.
>>108188
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>108192
You bipolar as well?
No.108199
No.108200
>>108196
yup!
and nice to meet ya Rager
how are you today?
No.108201
>>108198
I refuse to take medication or do drugs. That's only going to make it worse in the long run.
No.108202
>>108201
And drink alcohol. I refuse to do that, too.
No.108203
>>108195
Ayyy
>>108196
Good, going to head to my pit soon, else I'll be back to waking up at midnight again :P
>>108198
Yep, mixed phases also.
>>108199
heh <3
No.108204
>>108198
What's the matter?
>>108200
I lost a piece of myself a while ago
but now I feel whole again
>>108203
I'm glad I got to see you before you left, though.
No.108205
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>>108204
Its good seeing you too, how you holding up?
No.108206
>>108200
ah well atleast you are whole again thats what matters
No.108207
>>108183
That fetish is hardcore, Koa. I seem to be into either vanilla or very hardcore. Not much for that gray area, though.
No.108208
>>108206
whoops wrong reply >>108204
sentiment is still the same
No.108209
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>>108207
Well its one of a few..
No.108210
>>108205
Something's different about today.
I almost feel like a person again.
>>108206
>>108208
I knew what your intention was
thank you!
No.108211
>>108210
You seem more like you're old self, that's plain to me <3
No.108212
>>108210
hehe thanks for being understaning
i owe you one free (insert here)>>108210
No.108213
>>108209
My fetishes seem kinda tame in comparison tbh.
Random question, Koa, how long were you here on this board?
No.108214
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>>108194
might have to try it sometime
No.108215
>>108201
I dont really think care about the long run tbh.
>>108203
I only have highs and lows.
>>108204
made me blush
No.108216
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>>108213
Hm this board about 2 months..
No.108217
>>108211
I'm ready to go back this time.
>>108212
Ahh friend, no.
You don't owe me anything.
No.108218
>>108216
I have been here for maybe a few weeks, checking on the board every once in a while.
No.108220
>>108219
yo burt
have mine
>>108215
you deserve it!
No.108221
>>108219
you got 60% attention from me!
what can i help with??
No.108222
Marsy gave me some
"Bitch"
-Marsy 2016
No.108223
Meh. I am tired enough to want to go to bed.
PEACE OUT EVERYBODY!
No.108224
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>>108214
If you do start, start on the thighs or back don't go near your arms..
>>108215
I can get rapid fluctuations too which is the pits
>>108217
Go back where?
>>108218
Ah then you are pretty familiar with some of us then?
>>108219
Hey Burt <3
>>108223
Nini <3
No.108225
STOP
I STARTED A FUN TALK AND THEN I MISSED IT
STOP I HAD TO SHOWER IT'S NO FAIR
No.108226
>>108222
thats what you get for being greedy,slut
No.108227
>>108224
the way things used to be
not completely, but more like that.
No.108228
>>108224
I am familiar with nearly all of you. I even know Chijo when he actually posted.
Off to bed. <3
No.108230
>>108225
Just read the posts, :P
>>108227
Good, its good to see, I can tell you're feeling better <3
No.108231
>>108220
kissu
>>108229
My attention is all you need
>>108224
Oh dang that sucks ;__;
Are you on medication for it?
No.108232
>>108230
I did but I missed the discussion for the most part
this is a dumb question, but how do you avoid scarring? I'd do it if I wasn't afraid of looking like a prison wall
No.108233
>>108230
So rejoice!
>>108231
no u kissu
>>108232
avoid scarring by keeping the wound as clean as possible.
No.108235
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>>108231
Getting meds sorted currently, probably anti psychotics
>>108232
Don't cut too deep, you will scar if you damage the skin too much
>>108233
You've put a smile on my face Tak <3
No.108236
>>108233
>>108235
so if I were to say cut the underneath of my thigh with a fresh razor blade in the shower after cleaning myself and not do it hard I'd be ok
No.108237
>>108235
Well expect some more of those.
I'M BACK, BABY
>>108236
YES
No.108238
>>108236
Yes, you should be ok, just do a light cut
>>108237
<3
No.108239
>>108233
no kissu? okay ;__;
>>108234
WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY PEOPLE? AM I NOT ENOUGH WHAT THE HECK
>>108235
They kinda help me with the highs not so with the lows though
No.108240
>>108237
>>108238
shame I just took my shower, I guess I'll have fun tomorrow
what's the best way to collect the blood
I'm glad you're feeling better Tak, you're too cool to be down
get it
I'm posting Cirno
the ice fairy
No.108242
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>>108239
I go out of it if I go too high. I can handle the lows, but its hard going.
>>108240
A small saucer/plate, your hand, or a shot glass to let it seep into.
No.108243
>>108239
-kissu-
>>108238
are you ready?
is the world ready?
>>108240
11/10 - IGN
No.108244
>>108243
I was born ready :D
No.108245
>>108242
I'm so happy I know you, I'm gonna drink my blood off a saucer and love every minute of it
>>108243
what have you been up to lately?
No.108246
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>>108245
Well if you are anything like me you'd lick the plate clean.. Make sure you rub it across your lips too
No.108247
>>108246
that's so hot, I get a foggy mind and feel funny just thinking about tomorrow
No.108248
>>108241
go and find more people
>>108242
im sorry my dear..
>>108243
dont want it anymore!
No.108249
>>108244
I feel like there's a weight taken of my shoulders.
>>108245
I haven't really done much, but now that I feel reinvigorated I'm planning things for myself to do.
No.108250
>>108249
that's really wonderful, It's good to want to do things. If you don't mind sharing, what do you have in mind?
No.108251
No.108252
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>>108247
:)
>>108248
It's just something we have to deal with..
>>108249
I can see you are a lot like your old self today, its good to see.
No.108253
Time for me to go to my bed, nini everyone <3
No.108254
>>108253
night night, sleep well. I hope you had a good evening and I enjoyed talking.
No.108255
>>108251
Wow post #420 weed xddd
No.108256
>>108250
I don't really have anything yet, aside from errands.
Any ideas?
>>108253
goodnight magi!