No.110287
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No.110288
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No.110290
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hows everyone doing today? i hope really nice!
No.110291
>>110290
I am doing good for once. HBU?
No.110292
>>110290
Just trying not to be sick and figure out what the hell happened last night, you?
No.110293
>>110290
Doin' great. Just listening to some Ra while in the discord playing Life is Feudal.
No.110294
>>110291
Im glad to hear that, lets hope it stays that way
better days, better lays
but im alive right?
and im eating sunflower seeds so below average
>>110292
ah sounds like a nice movie plot, good luck with that and i hope your day is good!
No.110295
>>110293
ah sounds comfy Noun lets hope it stays as swell as its going for you
No.110296
>>110290
kinda feeling a bit down. its way better than yesterday tho
No.110297
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/lewd/ is back!
OH joy, I'm recovered too!
I could marry each and everyone of you!
No.110298
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No.110299
>>110297
i-i dont think im that nice tho tbh :<
No.110300
okay yeah im flirting with noun just a little bit
No.110301
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>>110296
dont worry you are better off than me
that should count for something
No.110303
>>110297
You can't marry me unless you cure me
>>110302
Hi magi
No.110304
>>110298
Fuck the police.
Fists are best weapons.
>>110299
Nonsense!
I got the rings especially for you!
>>110303
Koka noodles, pancakes and cups of tea.
You're welcome.
>>110302
Magi <3
No.110306
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>>110304
>implying I have noodles, pancakes or tea
I couldn't stomach them anyway!
>>110305
You can try
No.110307
>>110305
HE'S MY PATIENT!
GET YOUR OWN!
No.110308
>>110306
Welp, all you can do is sleep and like… weather it?
Get some TLC?
No.110310
>>110308
Tables, Ladders and Chairs?
>>110309
>
No.110311
>>110297
I'm going to marry you to a dog
No.110312
>>110303
Hey Pins <3
>>110304
Scanner <3
No.110313
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>>110310
Well, tender love and care, but THAT'S AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!
No.110314
>>110310
what would you like me to fix ?
No.110315
>tfw Gropy made me a house
No.110316
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>>110312
hey! i hope you are having a lovely afternoon!
No.110318
>>110312
How be you?
Finally getting evenmbetter soon.
>>110311
Can't fault knotted cocks.
No.110319
>>110315
That's cute.
Does it have teeny chairs and that?
No.110320
>>110313
Tender love and care is gay!
>>110314
This hangover would be a good place to start…
No.110321
>>110316
I'm doing not too bad, had to reformat and reinstall windows but it's all good now, I hope you are having a good day <3
>>110317
Hey Tak <3
>>110318
Not too bad, just had to reinstall windows though it only took me 3 hours to get mostly what my system was like before having to do it.
Hows you? any plans tonight?
No.110322
>>110320
m-more alcohol usually fixes it
No.110323
>>110321
ah i could be better but im here so im okay <3
No.110324
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No.110325
>>110319
Uhh, right now it's just a sleeping bag and a bark box to store things in.
I can't wait until I become the dedicated cook tbh lads.
No.110326
>>110321
how's magi today?
No.110328
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>>110320
drink a bottle of mineral water and the hangover should be gone!
well it works for me
No.110329
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>>110327
>
>>110328
Water has kinda been helping, hopefully it goes away soon, it's almost 9pm and i've been feeling like this since this morning maybe i'm just getting too old
No.110330
Gonna take a nap before work, take care. Tell Senti that I would like a lamp near my herbalist home.
I have 5 flux and 6 naptha in the chest in my home. Use it however you please, just do not rearrange the items in my herb box. I have everything meticulously placed for a reason. If it's out of order, then it ruins the flow of my creations. I've logged down all of my potion combinations so we shall be getting a lot of flux and naptha when I return. I'll dedicate 5 hours to collecting the right ingredients.
Sayo /lewd/!
No.110331
>>110329
nah sometimes hangovers like to stick around a bit longer than wanted, but i hope you feel better <3
if i can help you let me know!
No.110332
>>110330
nighty night noun
No.110333
>>110320
You can't talk, you don't have noodles; they solve every hangover!
>>110325
Is the game minecraft you're talking about?
Didn't know Gropy hosted a server; didn't know sleeping bags was a thing.
>Sleeping bag and bark box to store things
>Dedicated cook
HAHA! Then we take your passport and you'll never be able to leave!
No.110334
>>110321
Recover from hangover, flirt with EVERYTHING, try and get through XCom; despite constant savescumming because LOL ALYIUMS IN FOG OF WAR, GET REKT
No.110336
>>110323
Well hopefully being here will help brighten your day <3
>>110326
Not bad just relaxing and sorting out my system as I post
>>110330
Nite Noun <3
No.110337
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>>110331
Thanks! I should be good for now though!
>>110333
I wish I had noodles, I saw a picture of some and they looked really tasty but I guess it's just not meant to be
No.110338
>Spend 12 weeks to cap my gold to get the best gear for my class
>It's going to be useless in 2 weeks
I hate MMOs
No.110339
>>110335
Heart emoticons are best emoticons.
Btw, how are you? What's your shirt size?
How was your day? TELL ME EVERYTHING
No.110340
ahhh im still feeling sad i need a nice comfy hug ;_;
No.110341
>>110333
Life is Feudal!
We have our own little town up and running, but other players keep stopping by on a horse and scouting us, so we have to be careful…
I have chainmail armour, and I need Burt to make me a pitchfork so I can become the ultimate one man militia!
That's when I don't have to cook of course…
No.110343
>>110336
yeah thx!
>>110337
ok! im glad to hear that
No.110345
>>110337
Quickly! Run to the corner shop!
It'll be worth it!
Oh, and fapping constantly helps, lewd is perfect painkiller.
>>110340
*joins in the inevitable group hug*
>>110341
How good is it?
I never trust Early Access games and such.
No.110346
>>110339
im kinda down but dun wanna bother you with it. my shirt size is S. my day was lazy and i dunno what else to tell D:
No.110348
>>110345
We are all really enjoying it!
It's hard, and it takes A LOT of patience, but working together and making progress is very satisfying.
I think Senti will want to play the MMO with as many people as he can get when that comes out too!
No.110349
Eh, actually I'm just going to stay up… there's shit that needs to be done in game.
This fucking game is consuming my soul. It's all I can ever think about - nothing else matters. ;_;
No.110350
>>110340
*hug*
>>110345
I'm in no fit state to go outside, I just got up to let someone into the flat and had to resist the urge to be sick
No.110352
No.110353
>Band makes Best OP of the season
>Every other song produced is just ok
No.110354
>>110346
Oh it's fine, is no bother, my bigger problem is fucking XCom.
>>110348
I'll probably get it in a month.
Save up my money for it.
>>110350
Yeah, you're gonna die.
Start writing a will now.
*tucks you into bed to die*
No.110355
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>>110351
<3
>>110354
Suck me off before I go
No.110356
>>110346
TIME TO MAKE A FITTED WEDDING DRESS.
Oh, and my day is lazy too, just listening to Fat-Pie podcast all day.
No.110357
>>110352
>>110355
thanks virtual hugs are the best to make one feel better
No.110358
>>110355
Do I have to bruise my throat?
Plus, das gay.
No.110359
>>110349
We all know that feeling…
>>110354
It's a lot of fun!
>>110355
>Suck me off before I go
Hmm…
No.110360
>eats a lot of butterscotch pudding only to feel like shit afterwards
Maybe I should take it easy on the sweets…
No.110361
>>110355
what would i get in exchange? heh
No.110362
>>110360
all the way is the only way, convert to the sugar
No.110363
>>110360
You know what is the worse?
Eating 4 poptarts at once.
I know that feel.
>>110359
I do need more fun and co-op in my life…
No.110364
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>>110362
i actually dont like sweet things :<
No.110365
>>110358
Yes
Also
>das gay
Where do you think you are?
>>110359
Close your eyes Sleepen!
>>110361
A big mouthful of love juice
No.110366
i really want to play life is feudal but i wont have spendable money for about 30 days and by then you'll all be bored of it
No.110367
>>110363
The commune needs you!
>>110365
I've already seen everything…
No.110369
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>>110365
I got lost on my way… ;w;
But I guess there is no helping it.
>>110367
>COMMUNISTS!
Well, ok, so long as I get a role that suits me.
No.110370
>>110364
how is that possible? there's nothing better or on the same level, if you like spicy things you're alright though.
>>110366
If I could give you my copy I would, I knew better and let them convince me anyway
No.110371
>>110370
i like spicy and some sorts of sweets except all kinds of chocolate :c dun hurt me pls ;-;
No.110372
>>110367
Forget you saw anything!
>>110369
You're here forever!
>>110368
gib me da booty
No.110373
>>110372
glukglukglukglukgluk
No.110374
>>110371
if it's just disliking chocolate that's ok, I didn't used to like it that much. Do you like naturally sweet things like fruit? Or maybe something like caramel?
No.110375
>>110362
Heh…I am getting more and more sick of sweets, actually…so why am I still eating it every once in a while?
No.110376
>>110374
fruits are nice but caramel is too sweet. i think its OK as long as its no overkill <3
No.110377
>>110369
We need more of everything tbh!
>>110372
Some things can't be forgotten Pins…
No.110378
>>110375
you're lying to yourself, you just aren't eating the good things but secretly want to stay
>>110376
that makes sense, have you tried things that combine sweet and salty? those are usually good for that kind of taste
No.110379
>>110369
ahhhh i shouldnt have clicked on the image >.<
im a clean and p ure boy!!!!
No.110381
>>110380
Uh…hey, there, Koa…
No.110382
>>110379
Not for longer, this place will corrupt your very soul; till you too are lewd and tainted.
No.110383
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No.110384
>>110379
hugging and cuddling's ok though right
>>110380
spoiler that it's terrifying
No.110385
>>110381
Hey Drank <3
Hows you?
No.110387
>>110382
no no no
i practice celibacy and never see lewd anything
>>110384
platonically yes
No.110388
>>110385
I am tired and feeling like shit from eating a lot of butterscotch. How about you?
No.110389
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No.110390
>listening to band
>finish playlist
>turn on radio
>band's playing
send help
>>110387
of course
>>110389
what's her hand doing
No.110391
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>>110388
Not bad just relaxing atm just sorting out my system after reinstalling windows
No.110392
>>110388
>butterscotch pudding
No.110393
No.110394
>>110393
Maybe she is doing one of those gestures that surfers do.
No.110395
>>110394
Yeah it could be, looks something like that :)
No.110396
>>110394
>>110395
what's the expression for then?
No.110397
>>110390
then yes cuddling platonically is nice and cute
No.110398
>>110387
It was spoilered for a reason, and your curiosity has gonna to the better of you!
You will fall, like the many others!
>>110386
>
No.110399
No.110400
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>>110396
I don't know :P
>>110398
>
No.110401
>>110397
mhm, just to feel better and nice
>>110399
>>110400
think lewder
No.110402
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>>110400
Running out of emotes and things to say, pls help.
What do you wanna talk about?
No.110403
>>110401
I know it is a lewd-type expression, but I don't know what…
No.110404
>>110403
you really can't figure it out?
No.110405
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>>110398
noooooooo >.<
some spoilers are clean!!!
plus i have good mental fortitude so even your best attempt will be futile
my mind cant be razed by impurity
>>110401
yes specialy with a qt like you!
No.110406
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>>110401
Hang loose?
>>110402
Any plans for tonight Scan?
No.110408
>>110404
Oh, I know, I know, she wants dick or pussy, I know.
No.110409
>>110407
OH SO IT WORKS WITH VPN? WUT WHY??
No.110410
I'm sticking a vibrator in my ass.
No.110411
>>110406
I'm convinced you're teasing me
>>110408
but the hand doesn't tip you off together with the eyes?
No.110412
No.110413
>>110411
A little, although I thought up of the surfer gid first…The face I saw first, which kinda confused me. So, uh, yeah.
No.110414
>>110412
Yeah it's a small one though.
No.110416
No.110417
>>110405
shhhhh t-thats lewd date! >:c
No.110418
>>110414
you're a small one
No.110419
>>110417
whats lewd???? O:
No.110420
>>110419
idk but 8ch doesnt let me post so i have to use a dutch vpn now :c
No.110422
>>110421
woah did they really not make the connection or were they just ignoring it?
No.110423
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No.110424
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No.110425
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No.110427
>>110424
T-thats imslutty!!
i have to disinfect my eyes now!
disinfect!
No.110429
>>110427
come to the p ure sweet side
No.110430
>>110427
D: it is here take 1 free butt
No.110431
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>>110406
Get through Xcom, listening to WallerFM, counting the hours for the healing process of hangover to get over everything.
XCom keeps crashing though, and keep having to go back to the terror attack with them stupid spider things.
>>110405
Either you shall be broken or you best fix me or something, because two oppoiste forces are at play here!
No.110432
> you bought a new computer because your old one broke
> you have to wait til Friday to get it
I have no clue what I should do in the mean time.
Any suggestions?
No.110433
Off to work. Peace /lewd/!
Don't fucking rearrange my herb box Baka, you fucking bitch. I swear to god I will fucking kill you and show no remorse.
No.110434
No.110435
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>>110426
Your'e lewd :P
>>110431
Should stock up on ice lollies or ice pops to sort out the hangover, sounds like you might have to reinstall the game.
No.110436
No.110437
In the end, it would seem poor toodles is to tired to even make posts of great quality on 8chan imageboard
gnite mpesants
No.110438
>>110429
\0/ yes p urity is the best
>>110430
no butts!!!
>>110431
ah yes join me on my path of celibacy and cleanliness i promise you will feel fullfilled in a way lewdness cannot
No.110439
>>110435
Nah, I'm nearly healed now.
Never thought how ice lollies can work though.
>>110432
Books or something.
>>110438
But lewd is perfect painkiller and is absolutely natural! Like valerian root and such!
No.110440
>>110439
but p urity and cleanliness feels way better!
and life is more fulfilling when your mind body and soul are p ure
like me i have no lewds in my computer nor seek it and i am perfectly fine and content with that aspect of my life
masturbation and carnal desires are bad for your mind!
No.110442
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>>110437
does cuddling help somehow?
No.110444
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>>110443
hey hey you you how are you?
No.110445
>>110440
I'm celibate too. I'm pretty lewd though. I pleasure my ass all the time.
No.110447
>>110443
hihi tak, are you feeling up or did it wear off
No.110448
>>110444
dark souls 3 hype train!
>>110446
hello mikan!
No.110449
>>110445
celibacy means no lewdness no matter what!!
even your bottom should not be used for carnal desires
No.110450
>>110440
oke the penguin police will protect you from all lewdness!
No.110451
>>110440
If p-urity is so great, why on earth are you in a board called /lewd/?
No.110452
>>110445
>>110449
what if I say I just fell on-top of something
No.110453
>>110448
ah nice never played them but i hear people do enjoy them
so nice nice!!
>>110450
danke penguin
>>110451
because i have no friends and i can post reimu and be cute!
plus everyone here are a bunch of sweethearts
even you!
>>110452
well you must be doing something weird already if you fall and make it to the edge of a table
plus lying is non p ure!
No.110455
No.110456
>>110452
well so i am also allowed to just "fall"? :o
No.110457
>>110447
I feel pretty evened out right now
not bad, not great
hi brat
No.110458
>>110453
I was installing a light on my table and tripped and fell, landing perfectly on my fingers
>>110456
it depends I think, it has to be completely accidental
No.110459
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>>110458
but thats a hard thing to do :c
and if someone would push me?
No.110460
>>110455
nope i just call it how i see it! <3
plus you are nice you just need to cut on the lewd and you too can become as p ure as a shrine maiden, plus we can be super good friends !!
ill make a charm for you for good luck !
>>110458
accidents happen as long as you quickly standed up and didnt keep at it after the fact
No.110461
>>110457
that's probably the safest way to feel, where you aren't ignorant to the bad but also aren't wallowing in it
>>110459
then that is their fault and you played no part in landing on it
No.110462
>>110449
>>110449
I'm celibate though. I just masturbate a lot. I'm slutty too!
No.110463
>>110462
celibacy is abstinence of all types of sexual pleasures including masturbation and the likes, even looking at lewd stuff can affect your celibacy
No.110464
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>>110461
oh well then its fine <3
No.110465
>>110461
true dat
I'm just gonna hang around here and lurk
No.110466
>>110465
glad you feel better <3
No.110467
>>110465
you can lurk at all my cute reimu posts as much as you want
cause you aight friend!
ill even post a blue one for your enjoyment
No.110468
>>110467
sweet blue reimu brah
No.110469
>>110468
thanks i even got a white one but thats for my bf(if i had one) ;_;
No.110470
>>110460
Well, not above making new friends, not making any promises over lewds though, plus, shrine maidens suck.
No.110471
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>>110463
That's not completely true. I'm celibate because I'm not willing to contract an STD. So I gave up sex to express that to other people. My social life has been much better ever since. I can talk to females that I find attractive, but have no sexual desire for them.
You may masturbate when abstinent/celibate. Just not if it is masturbation with another person.
No.110472
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ur all niggers need a loving daddy in your lives
No.110473
>>110470
ah shrine maidens are the perfect simple of p urity
plus their outfits are as cute as a button!
and dont worry hand in hand we can help you escape the clutches of the lewd !!
No.110474
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>>110469
is cuddling allowed?
No.110475
>>110471
celibacy=sexual abstinence = refraining from all aspects of sexual activity
>>110474
platonically yes
No.110476
>>110475
is platonic sex allowed then?
No.110477
>>110476
anything with the word sex isnt allowed
No.110478
>>110473
I am totes not in the clutches of lewd!
Lewd holds my hand and guides me!
Next you'll be telling me I won't be able to drink alcohol.
No.110479
>>110471
>afraid of std
the only reason we all life is to somehow reproduce so not doing it because ur afraid of dying earlier kinda makes no sense :s
No.110481
>>110477
but it's platonic!
No.110482
>>110479
hey, sorry for being a cunt to you the other day
No.110483
>>110475
>>110475
https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Sexual_Health/Abstinence
It says right here that even having anal sex exclusively is considered a form of abstinence.
No.110484
No.110485
>>110475
"Celibacy" has a wide range of definitions, ranging from "not getting married" to "not having sex" to "not having sex, masturbating, or viewing pornographic material"!
No.110486
>>110485
thanks prof. skandi! :o
No.110487
>>110478
alcohol in moderation is fine, i enjoy a glass of wine here and there
but keyword moderation!
also lewd has you as his pawn, a sliver tounge devil is what lewd is
>>110481
any sort of sexual conduct is a no no!
>>110483
in anyway total p urity is preferable to only doing it half way if you catch my drift
>>110485
well the last one is the correct one
No.110488
>>110487
cuddling is sexual though
No.110490
>>110483
>"and sometimes people extend it to mean forebearance from oral and/or anal sex as well."
No.110491
>>110479
Giving up sex to avoid STDs is actually very common. I'm also not interested in having kids.
No.110493
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>>110488
i cuddle with my cats at night doesnt make it sexual unless one of the people engaging in it makes it sexual
>>110489
hey chico, i hope all is well
No.110494
>>110491
yeah i completely understand you haha <3
it doesnt make sense evolutionary tho
butt for you c:
No.110495
>>110493
I'm sorry to say, you're getting raped by your cats every night
No.110496
>>110487
You're right. I'm proud of how strong you are for avoiding masturbation. It's very admirable.
No.110497
>>110487
I don't really practice moderation.
Rather excess in moderation.
Plus silvered tongues MAKE THE BEST BLOWJOBS! >83
No.110498
Also, while checking exactly what people mean by the term "celibacy", I ran across this really interesting concept:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_sworn_virgins
>>110486
No problem! Words are interesting to me!
>>110487
No offence, but that's reductive and a little silly! A loaded word like "celibate" (or for that matter "virgin" or "pu-re") doesn't just have one definition!
No.110499
>>110494
Yeah that's true, but as humans we can choose to ignore nature.
No.110501
>>110499
yeah we can.
We own nature
FUCK NATURE
No.110502
No.110503
File: 1454798150475.gif (232.44 KB, 300x169, 300:169, You like butts don t you _….gif)
No.110504
>>110495
no im not they are girls!
plus they are p ure like me!
>>110496
yes total celibacy is the right way
>>110497
ill teach you then!
i doubt you will have a problem once you get the hang of it
>>110498
how is it reductive just about every word in the english language has a set firm meaning, reason so it wont be confusing and so we wont scramble words
but i do enjoy the article you linked, interesting
No.110505
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No.110506
>>110492
wassup tak
>>110493
you too. i have a feeling the sun'll be up again.
No.110507
>>110504
girls can rape too
don't believe feminist lies
No.110510
>>110506
nice nice friend !!!!
>>110507
yes that is possible but my cats wont im 100% sure
>>110509
Butts are lewd!!!
No.110511
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>>110507
grills in my class sometimes take me hostage and paint my nails D:
its ok tho
No.110512
No.110513
>>110510
so why are people talking about abstinence right now?
No.110514
>>110510
only 100%?
>>110511
do they peg you?
>>110512
it's only because you're so natural
No.110515
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>>110510
Heh Thats a tame one..
No.110516
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>>110513
because its the proper way of life!
>>110515
>.< not tame enough!!!
No.110517
>>110504
Almost no word in the English language has a single firm meaning! People might even squabble about whether a thing is a "chair" or not! And it doesn't take much to see that an inherently judgemental word like "celibate" would have several definitions, and most dictionaries at least list the "abstaining from sexual relations" and "abstaining from marriage" ones!
But yeah, the Balkan sworn virgins are really interesting! I won't say they're transsexual, 'cause that would be over-simplifying, but it's still fascinating that abstaining from sex gives them the same privileges as males. It says a lot about the culture!
No.110518
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>>110504
Abour providing the BEST BLOWJOBS?!
Or like… being slutty and stuff? Because I dunno, it seems counterproductive.
No.110519
No.110520
>>110516
there's no such thing, silly.
No.110521
>>110517
do you think i could do the opposite of what they do and be able to integrate as a female??
>>110518
being p ure is about as productive as a ford assembly line!
and no oral stimulation is allowed as well!
No.110522
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No.110523
No.110524
>>110522
i have my eyes closed butts are lewd if portrayed in such a way
No.110525
>>110521
U-uh. Do you mean have a lot of sex and be counted as a female? Or to abstain from sex and thus be counted as a female? In any case, probably not! In that kind of culture, odds are a woman becoming a man will be seen as a step up, while a man becoming a woman will seem like intentionally "degrading" yourself. I'm just assuming, though, I'm no expert!
No.110527
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No.110528
>>110526
should do face pics and also butt ones too
No.110529
i listened to vu&n again and i'm not sure if i adore it or hate it.
please help.
No.110530
>>110525
i meant as the latter of course!
>>110527
jokes on you im becoming used to them and therefore wont affect me
you just played yourself my dear friend!
No.110531
I need to listen to Zombie by The Cranberries whenever I'm getting high
it's a ritual
I've done it every single time for the past year
No.110533
>>110528
I'm just joking around though.
No.110536
>>110521
My god, that sounds as boring and frustrating as hell.
But I'll do it, just be even better than you and beat you at your own game!
No.110538
>>110532
you're cute
>>110533
so am I, it's just a joke that I want to bend you over and fuck your tight ass raw
it's just a joke bro
No.110539
>>110534
ahhh >.> thats lewd!!
>>110535
hey you, yes you listen to this, its just right for you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY&index=299&
>>110536
as long as you are in the road to p urity you can best me in it!
No.110541
No.110542
>>110530
Well, then: No! Almost no cultures support men living as women, barring some very recent ones! Given that most cultures have male leaders, it's almost invariably seen as a step down, and thus dishonourable, degenerate, or even evil!
No.110543
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>>110541
i will blame you if im tainted even a bit by your imagery!!!
>>110542
ahhh then a no no, ill just be a house husband and not engage in dressing as a female so as to not be called a degenerate!
No.110544
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>>110538
Oh, I didn't think you were serious really. I'm just saying I wouldn't take the joke that far. It's just my opinion that an underwear picture is harmless. I think most of us have seen another man in his underwear.
No.110545
>>110539
Like, what do you practice? Just wholesome abstinence or should I get the flamethrower and BURN THE FILTHY HERETICS?
Oh, you know what are disgusting? Those spider things on Xcom, coming to our planet and laying eggs inside OUR civvies. If anyone should be laying eggs inside people, IT SHOULD BE M-
I mean, err… that's lewd and stuff.
No.110546
>>110544
I'm pretty sure I posted pretty much every part of me here
No.110547
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>>110543
That's still tame :3
No.110548
>>110543
I did warn you, you will be tainted.
First it is looking away from butts, then lingering, then actively seeking butts.
You know they have you when you start adding to the collection of slutty depravity.
No.110549
>>110537
this lady sounds like an actual insane person… one who happens to have a good voice. she's like a palatable yoko ono. oh also it reminds me of boa. they made the intro to serial experiments lain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETGTZNRG1OQ the whole album is pretty nice though.
>>110539
yes i've listened to this before. i remember it being good, but i'll reacquaint myself with it.
>>110543
stay strong dude. pvre lifestyle is best lifestyle.
No.110550
>>110530
WEE WOO WEE WOO PENGUIN POLICE YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME! >:c
No.110551
>>110546
You're a pervert, bro.
No.110552
>>110530
oh wait not you i messed it up ;-;
No.110553
No.110555
>>110538
RAPE PRANK ON /lewd/ GONE WRONG!!! GONE SEXUAL!!
No.110556
>>110545
wholesome abstinence, and only burn the heretics a bit to teach em a lesson :b
>>110547
ahhhhhhh noooo women doing such things are lewd and not p ure
>>110548
y mind and body are p ure
and butts are not my desire!
>>110549
yeah the album is great i heard the pianist still plays in some bar in tokyo that is neat
No.110557
>>110554
i-i was so perfect D:
No.110558
>>110555
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
No.110559
No.110560
>>110557
it* WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY?
No.110562
>>110556
Date you are a maiden. We should throw you in a volcano.
No.110563
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>>110562
but we dont live in an island inhabited by a volcano and believe in deities that demand that D:
No.110564
>>110556
Nothing cleans better than FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY FIRE~
Fuck soap and water. And pray tell, what is your desire?
>>110562
APPEASE THE RED HERALD!
SILENCE THE DAWN MACHINE!
THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN
No.110565
>>110563
IM PENGUIN POLICE AND YOU HAVE TO! YOU WILL COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW
No.110566
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No.110567
>>110556
i dunno if i'd say great mane but it's good, sure.
>>110557
>>110560
go stand outside for three minutes right now. i'll do it too. GO
No.110568
>>110564
my desire is to be able to make everyone here happy and joyous
>>110566
ah lewd cat boys are a bigger no no!!!
No.110570
>>110561
You were supposed to call me pretty…
No.110571
>tfw you really have to fart but ur jerking off and when u cum u just rip out a big stinky fart monster while spilling ur seed all over ur belly
No.110572
File: 1454800028626.jpg (470.96 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, d378531be25b43fc26c1029306….jpg)
No.110573
>>110570
you are pretty friend!!
>>110571
S-spoilers for lewd stuff pls!!
No.110574
No.110575
>>110571
Is that you, Mrs. "I never fap 'cause I live in a harem anime"?
No.110576
>>110570
You're pretty…pretty good
No.110578
>>110572
B-boys should not dress in such an lewd way!!
what surprises me more is the fact that you have a large collection of such pics!!
>>110569
Hi!
No.110579
>>110566
Goddamnit Magi, I'm trying this p-ure thing out and you're ruining it with sexy, sexy, catboys with buttplug tails.
They're like the best kind of buttplug.
>>110571
Please don't develop a fart fetish, muhyucka.
I wouldn't know how to cope.
>>110570
You're pretty…
PRETTY GAY! HAHA!
>>110568
Well you're not doing a good job, I'm more excitable than joyous.
Like… too excitable, so excitable I CAN VIBRATE THROUGH WALLS!
>>110569
Hey Baka.
No.110580
>>110578
Magi's 'Other' file is like… a thousand pictures.
I used to be normal, but now I fap to all sorts.
No.110581
>>110575
ya its just a joke
No.110582
>>110579
well we just met!
it takes time
rome wasnt built in a day!
No.110583
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>>110578
Oh I've a lot more than that, but I wouldn't want to sully your eyes
No.110584
>>110573
Thank you, you are good people
>>110576
>>110579
No.110585
>>110582
No, but it was razed in less time.
No.110586
File: 1454800290311.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.19 MB, 1455x1575, 97:105, 1450197642536-1.jpg)
No.110587
surprisingly enough /lewd/ seems to be really lewd right now
No.110588
>>110580
my only folder is my reimu one, about 300 pic only but yes that is too much lewd
>>110583
yes my eyes have already been dirtied by what you posted thank you for understanding
>>110585
yes that is true but the building process is what we are talking about
>>110587
yes that is true
No.110589
>>110588
i don't know what to do in these situations. i don't want to be lewd, but at the same time i want to take part in the conversation.
No.110590
>>110567
i actually did it, it was cold ;-;
No.110591
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>>110588
I've over 1000 koakuma pics..
No.110592
>>110589
just ignore it.
that's what I usually do.
No.110593
dododododo
dododododo
dododododo
dododododo
No.110594
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>>110589
yes it is a struggle, sadly all you can do is bob and weave through the lewd
>>110591
im too lazy to look for more reimu hence the low amount
and i admire your dedication and yes she is a qt
No.110595
>>110589
talk about something else then or accept being lonely
No.110596
>>110586
>>110586
This is one of my many fetishes. .///.
>>110588
Yes, we need more slaves to help us.
Only with the manpower of unfortunate individuals can help me now build this monument.
No.110597
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No.110598
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No.110599
>>110597
no problem
a qt like you is deserving of atleast that praise!
>>110596
Y-you get my point of using that similie!!
No.110600
>>110597
I like how far you went with that folder, too
No.110601
>>110590
i didn't put shoes on and now my feet are freezing.
>>110592
that sounds like running and hiding. i refuse to do it!
>>110594
i'm actually kind of impressed by the lewd stamina of some of the people here.
>>110595
>accept being lonely
never!
No.110602
>>110601
yes i do give them credit where its due
No.110603
>>110599
I'll get the whip, you get the manacles!
>>110598
Bit too brutal for my tastes but ok. .///.
>>110601
>accept being lonely
IT isn't accepting lonliness, lonliness is negative.
Think of it as quality ME time.
No.110604
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>>110600
I took it to a whole new level :)
No.110606
File: 1454800917577.jpg (Spoiler Image, 363.25 KB, 768x930, 128:155, 9dd0eabef91db4c1b382ffb6d5….jpg)
have my favorite patchy butt
No.110607
>>110603
no we have to be nice to all people
>>110605
How are you!!
i hope good
No.110608
File: 1454801017214.jpg (Spoiler Image, 213.92 KB, 600x831, 200:277, 1454011698913.jpg)
>>110605
Hi Baka <3
>>110606
have koakumas :D
No.110609
>>110607
im good
how are you, watcha up to?
No.110610
>>110607
Pfft, even the peasants?!
>>110605
How was your day?
What shoes are you wearing?
Can I interest you in some biscuits?
No.110611
>>110604
I know!
it makes me feel good
No.110612
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>>110609
im doing a bit ehh but ill live
im glad to hear you are doing good!!
>>110610
yes even the peasants!!!
No.110614
>>110610
fine
i got food and ate it
timberlands my nigga
yes im an ny nigga
>>110612
a bit eh?
the FUCK does that mean?
>>110613
who me
No.110616
>>110615
im me
who are you!?
No.110617
>>110614
i meant i dont feel too good dont mind my autism please
No.110618
>>110615
Sci theres no need to be so aggressive..
No.110619
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>>110614
why do you put emphasis on words sometimes, it makes you seem bipolar of sorts
No.110621
>>110618
i'm not trying to be aggressive. i'm just saying hello…
do i seem aggressive?
No.110622
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>>110621
It read a little aggressive..
No.110623
>>110608
oh hi i didn't see you
>>110617
i will mind whatever i want
are you sick? can i give you a kiss to make you feel better?
>>110619
because i find it FUNNY
>>110620
watch a lot of porn and play life is feudal and play mount and blade warband and either browse /k/ /a/ or /int/
you don't seem aggressive to me
why are so many people replying to me
No.110624
>>110612
This path to holy cleaniness is sounding more and more sucky by the minute.
>>110614
What food? Bit a fascination with food myself.
And I got these boots/shoe things. Not quite boots, not quite workshoes.
They're great.
Never really trusted huge cities myself, what is NY like?
No.110625
>>110622
agh…………….. hi btw
>>110623
why do you bring up watching porn, exactly?
No.110626
>>110624
i don't actually live in NY
groceries for the week, chicken titties, bananas for the next 3 days cereal
that stuff
>>110625
No.110627
>>110623
yes a platonic kiss in the cheek is nice!
thanks
>>110624
everyone should be cared and treated kindly!
No.110628
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>>110623
Hi Baka, how are things with you?
>>110625
It's ok, you just need to phrase it a little differently, I didn't think you were aggressive, its just how it reads.
No.110629
>>110626
so it's just like a hobby? you do this without the purpose of masturbation?
>>110628
AIN'T BEATIN' ROUND DA BUSH, NIGGA. I'MMA BE DIRECT UP IN HERE.
No.110630
>>110629
Theres direct and then theres rude, just be wary of which side of the line you walk..
No.110631
>>110630
straddling that line is my fetish
or something
No.110632
>>110627
i didn't give you the kiss yet
why are you thanking me
*kisses you on the cheek :3*
okay now you can thank me
>>110628
fine, lots of people are talking to me as of lately
I guess I'm finally gaining the recognition I deserve…
>>110629
no i was masturbating
i just decided to stop in the middle for fun though and i haven't decided yet whether or not to finish the job
No.110633
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY
FUCK ME
No.110635
>>110632
i don't know if i'd count masturbation as a hobby really. it's more like regular maintenance.
No.110636
>>110632
ahhh that is cute!
thanks!!!!
*Hugs you !!
No.110637
>>110627
*sigh*
Fine. And I won't even do that thing where I say 'I'll bully everyone equally'
Running out of things to talk about, help me out. ;w;
I suffer a lot of braindeadness.
>>110626
>All those tabs
Good lord.
I actually need some chicken in my life, haven't had it in month. I was eating hotdogs out of a jar a few minutes ago… sorta a good hangover snack
No.110640
>>110637
ah dont worry about it!
i like you you are fun to talk to!
No.110642
>>110635
well i don't count it as a hobby either
im actually very particular about what i count as a hobby
reading, watching movies, buying things, and consuming things are not hobbies to me
>>110637
like i said, i was masturbating and i don't want to close them in case i get really horny again
yeah, eat ur chicken and veggies dude or you'll become a skinnyfat goblin
No.110643
>>110642
>what are bookmarks
No.110644
File: 1454802155316.jpg (60.36 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 12046626_10153642236344839….jpg)
ah well bye everyone going to the store to waste my disposable income on steam monies!!!
ill be back soon and i hope everyone has a nice time!!!!!!
Sayonara friends
No.110646
>>110642
what is your criteria for something being a hobby?
>>110644
take care.
No.110647
>>110645
that's actually kind of a funny bit. do you know the name of the comic or nah?
No.110648
>>110643
no thank you, besides, i enjoy having those tabs open
i NEED those tabs
>>110646
creating something physical
muscle, cookies, a book, a sword, a chair
that stuff
No.110649
>tfw made my old laptop work
a day of freedom! a day of unlasting happiness before i get put back into (electronic) darkness…
also i need to get a hard drive for all these reaction pics…
No.110651
>>110642
Yeah, goblinbodies suck.
No amount of walking sweats the fat off.
I could find some porn that'll end all porn for you, if you like.
>>110644
Can I add you on steam when you leave?
You've been fun too!
No.110652
>>110647
>>110650
Yeah
it's from John Mulaney's first stand-up special
No.110653
>>110651
>end all porn for you
what does that mean first
No.110656
>>110631
I know :P
>>110632
Good, welcome to the board again <3
>>110638
kek
>>110649
Hey Daisies <3
No.110657
>>110648
so you wouldn't say listening to music is a hobby.
>>110649
or you could use dropbox
>>110652
thanks man
>>110654
may i add you as well?
No.110658
>>110654
Your ID is pretty long.
No.110659
>>110655
how many tabs i can open?
that's kinda hard on gelbooru, usually i close things pretty fast, but it's easy to do on sankaku
>>110656
what do you mean welcome to the board again
>>110657
nah, listening to music is just consuming something
No.110660
File: 1454802552270.png (5.15 MB, 1609x2100, 1609:2100, aeroplane the fool peter l….png)
oh you said anyone
>>110656
i'm glad at least you understand me uncle
No.110661
>>110655
robbed alcohol and now am paying the small price for it, more like!
>>110656
magi! how are you
>>110657
oh yeah…
No.110662
>>110657
sure!!!
>>110658
that it is!!!
No.110663
>these guys live 5 minutes way from our /lewd/ village
I think we're fucked
No.110664
>>110653
Like… I'll find something that'll get you fapping so hard you won't need to fap for a day.
>>110654
Sorted.
No.110665
>>110656
hi magi
>>110657
no problem broseph
>>110661
oh hey daisies!
No.110667
>>110664
sounds gud mayne
whats your "satisfied or your money back" policy tho
>>110663
im sure they don't care
isn't the server kind of RP too?
maybe if we sent some people over to open up diplomatic relations they wouldn't mind us
No.110668
>>110667
I just keep posting porn.
No.110669
>>110659
I mean welcome back again, I don't see you post that often :)
>>110660
I do :P
>>110661
I'm grand, bit of a pain earlier getting windows reinstalled but I always keep backups, but otherwise I'm just chilling.
What about yourself?
>>110665
Hello again Tak <3
No.110671
>>110668
okay
>>110669
yeah, i usually lurk wherever i go because im fairly boring or obnoxious
No.110672
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>110665
aaah aaah aaah aaah
staying alive!
>>110666
wrong!
>>110669
why'd you have to reinstall windows?
also, terribly-ish, got in trouble and now my normal computer is taken away for a month!
No.110673
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No.110674
>>110671
you're neither though, you add something
No.110675
>>110672
how you doing today lad
>>110673
what's up?
No.110676
>>110674
that's nice
but that's only for right now
what am i adding though?
No.110677
>>110669
sadly i still don't really fully understand you. explain yourself!
>>110672
okay so i listened to that album again and it was actually better than i remembered. need a couple more times through i think.
No.110678
>>110675
terrible! the thing about overreliance on computers is that you need to find things that don't involve computers to do!
what would /lewd/ do if their computer suddenly exploded and they couldn't get another!?
No.110679
>>110676
um, I think like you're more upfront and daring with what you say than most, but not obnoxiously so, and it's nice because sometimes people won't say what's own their mind
No.110680
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what is an easy way to screencap manga and make good looking reaction images
i forgot the program that person recommended, also if anyone has any other rec's
No.110681
>>110680
the windows snipping tool?
No.110682
>>110678
I'd have a fucking mental breakdown.
Stay strong.
>>110680
"Snipping Tool" works pretty well
No.110684
>>110679
well, i do value communication, even if it might cost me some GBPP (good boy pussy points)
>>110668
im ready to masturbate right now so can you start to uhhhhhh gimmie gimmie
No.110685
>>110680
Wouldnt puush work?
No.110686
Current pretentious level:
Candle burning in an empty bottle of absinthe.
[Crossposted from skandikonata.tumblr.com]
[Your one stop shop for all your blogposting needs]
No.110688
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>>110685
>>110683
you cant like box em in and see what your finished product looks like, ive been using puush forever but ur basically gambling when u use it to crop shit imo
>>110682
>>110681
what is this?
No.110689
>>110671
I don't think you are either, its good to see you posting again anyhow <3
>>110672
I had a conflict with a program forcing my laptop not booting into windows correctly. I was afraid it was a hardware issue but I thought i'd reinstall a fresh windows to see if the issue would fix and it did so I'm happy.
What happened that you lost your computer?
>>110675
Not much just relaxing now that I've got my system running well again, might have a few games later of something, or watch some anime.
What about you?
>>110677
I don't have to explain anything, just take it on board cheeky~
>>110683
heh
>>110686
I think I'm following you Skandi, I have to check :3
No.110690
>>110686
best be a trans vegan gender natural scented candle
No.110692
>>110684
what the heck is that?
>>110688
default windows accessory
No.110693
Gonna focus on Xcom, see ya.
No.110694
>>110688
it's a program that lets you select a portion of your screen as save it as a a png or jpg
No.110695
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>>110691
They can if they have wings :3
No.110696
>>110693
Catch you later Scan <3
No.110697
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>>110694
>>110692
oh thats not what i want
im trying to like take locked ratio screencaps of a manga
u cant lock ratios with any of these..
No.110698
>>110686
pfft, you have here for blogposting…
>>110688
that's why you take multiple puushes…
>>110689
got caught!
and, uh, that sucks! did you save your data, at least…
>>110677
i know, at first i really didn't like the jazz, but now i'm in love with it…
No.110699
>>110688
puush can automatically save the the image to a folder, just have the folder open while you read your mange and tab between the two to see the final product?
No.110700
>>110684
i don't know
points i get when im a good boy, they would go towards getting boy pussy
>>110693
YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME THAT PORN YET YOU FUCK
No.110701
>>110699
>>110698
BUT THE RATIOS AREN'T LOCKED
I KNOW I CAN DO THIS
448:395 AS A RATIO MAKES MAYAKA MAD!!!!
No.110702
>>110695
that doesn't exist dummy!!!!!! i'm so confused
>>110697
just grind though it manually like everyone else
>>110698
no i mean to pimp a butterfly. that jazz album is still just "good" really.
No.110703
>>110687
>>110689
It's fine if you're not, I'm not using it for anything reasonable!
>>110690
SPIDEY
WOW
SPIDEY
IT'S 2016
SÅIDEYY IST' 20135T
MISOGNUABSIST
RACIST PREDJUICE TRANSHAT
>>110698
Yes, but this is temporary blogposting! Plus if I whine too much here, people will tell me to stop!
No.110705
No.110706
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>>110698
Yeah I have everything backed up twice, so I wasn't afraid of losing data.
At least you are still able to come online <3
>>110703
No I am following :3
No.110707
>>110701
ratio nerd
>>110702
b-but to pimp a butterfly's beats have jazz influences…
>>110703
well, whining is needed once in awhile!
>>110706
thank you! and i'll maybe only be online for this weekend…
No.110708
>>110707
jazz-influenced isn't jazz
No.110709
>>110708
well your face isn't very pretty looking nor very ugly!
No.110711
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>>110707
That's a shame, maybe they might relent. :S
No.110712
>>110711
hahaha
mercy?!
who knows that?!
>>110710
welcome!
No.110714
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>>110712
I would show mercy :s
No.110715
No.110716
i made a reaction folder out of this entire comic now
No.110717
No.110718
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>>110713
dummy….
>>110714
well, you are neither my parents nor my brother…
they say things like i'll end up in prison, so i guess they view this as merciful
No.110720
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No.110722
No.110723
>>110719
well, then, what are you?
>>110715
being german and dota?
>>110720
someone has a feminization fetish! is that why you are a trap?
No.110724
No.110725
>>110704
>>110707
Yeah, whining is nice! But also whining is a code word for "focusing on the bad bits rather than the good"!
No.110726
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>>110723
nah, he's not online
are you hanging in there?
No.110727
>>110723
i'm not really sure
No.110728
>>110722
ok
>>110723
no
im just a fetishist and i did hrt and i turned out looking like an actual girl so i just rolled with it
No.110729
>>110726
Im sure he will be on soon
No.110730
>>110728
nice saved
>>110729
oh hey burt
how's it hanging
No.110731
also im not even a sub or anything so, i mean if i actually enjoyed anal id probably get fucked every day and if i had a vagina id just want to get fucked over and over and over forever and id probably let someone make me their sex slave
but other than that, nah i'm just a dom trap
No.110732
>>110725
yeah, it is; i suppose then it's up to whether you believe in catharsis or not…
>>110726
i oscillate between accepting of my punishment to anger and sadness and pity that my life is at least significantly attached to computers and wishing for a computer back
>>110728
why did you initially start hrt?
>>110731
would you get a vagina if you could?
No.110733
>>110732
because i wanted to be a trap
id rather be a 10/10 trap than a 10/10 cisgirl so no
i guess i'd prefer both, i really, really, really enjoy fucking people too much
No.110734
>>110732
everyone is.
Cheer up Daisy, nothing lasts forever.
Except the sweet respite that is death.
No.110735
>>110730
Fairly well
I went shooting today so that was fun
you?
No.110736
>>110732
Well, catharsis is important, since I've tried just not telling anyone about feeling terrible, and that doesn't work. But I've also noticed that consistently posting in threads like "why do you hate yourself" and "what's the worst thing you've done" isn't great for my my mood!
No.110737
>>110733
do you ever plan on coming down when you become older?
>>110734
everything does pass, but if we spend our time worrying about that we'll never get anything done…
>>110736
i suppose there's a balance then, but sometimes i wonder if i'll just hate myself for the sake of hating myself
No.110738
>>110737
coming down? what does that mean
No.110740
>>110735
I feel breddy gud today
better than I usually do
>>110737
but you can't dwell on something forever.
I tried.
like last week or something
No.110741
>>110739
no ive been living as a girl for 2 years straight, i passed as a female before i even started HRT and fully passed only a few months onto spiro
im trans in a sense, there is a term for what i am, but its a tumblr term, and i hate tumblr, so id rather just say im trans or a trap
No.110742
holy fuck
i didn't know To Pimp A Butterfly was jazz influenced
this is fucking amazing
good kid mad city was great too, but i didn't expect this…
No.110743
>>110737
Well yeah, as usual the boring answer is the correct one. "Don't do it too often, and don't do it too rarely." I don't quite get what you mean by the latter part of the sentence, excuse my ESL!
No.110744
>>110740
you can't dwell on it forever, but you can live life as fragmented and terrible as possible until you finally die!
>>110741
so you're like, a literal 2d trap impossibility!?
what a thing!
>>110742
>not listening to the best album of 2015
have you lived under a rock!?
>>110743
sometimes i wonder if i hate myself so i have excuses to do nothing and to get out of life as quickly as possible!
No.110745
>>110740
This is good, also same here its odd though maybe its cause I shoot my garand.
No.110746
>>110744
idk fam
im just a trap or something
i dont really care about labels and never have, everyone irl calls me Sara and uses female pronouns
No.110747
>>110744
i mean, i heard of it, but i just never bothered to listen, i assumed it was either ghetto trash or mainstream shit (because of the people that were reviewing it)
No.110748
>>110744
I'm not gonna play the game like that.
Come on Daisies, hit me as hard as you can.
>>110745
the only raifu I own
is good rifle.
No.110749
>>110744
Oh! Well, self-loathing as a way to avoid putting in the effort to make a good life for yourself is fairly common, I guess! And I'm not judging, since that's how I work! I don't know about "get out", though, since suicide is really pretty rare.
No.110750
>>110748
I love it just look at it
>>110415
also if I remember right you got the M1 carbine right?
No.110751
>>110749
it gets in the way of it but it's not like you're trying to avoid it
No.110752
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>>110746
hmm…
well, good luck on your traphood!
>>110747
So why did I weep when Trayvon Martin was in the street when gang banging make me kill a nigga blacker than me?
Hypocrite!
>>110748
we could be happy! we just don't want to in some way!
>>110749
i dunno, i know the ways to get out, i just don't know if i want to get out… i should!
things like responsibility and whatnot, and goals…
i don't know if i want them!
No.110753
>>110752
i wouldn't say i need it~
No.110754
>>110752
you can get addicted to sadness
it's true, I swear on my life
No.110755
>>110753
well, good on you?
No.110756
I ate a big cookie
I don't know where all of my snake pics went, I only have 19 now.
No.110758
>>110751
I dunno, a lack of productivity might be seen as a way of avoiding self-improvement? Like, at the moment, I'm retaking a subject to get into university, but I'm not really doing homework or anything. I'm getting good grades even so, but I could be getting top grades if I bothered trying at all.
>>110752
Well, "responsibility" is a vague term! If you don't get a wife/husband/children, you can basically go through life without formally being responsible for anyone but yourself! You can just work as a grocery store cashier all your life without the universe judging you for it!
No.110759
>>110758
can I kiss your tummy ?
No.110761
>>110758
what if you tried your best and still ended up failing though?
No.110762
>>110754
ahahahaha…
it's true! you even begin to fear happiness a bit, because you know it'll end!
>>110758
yes, but it's a terrible, painful life in a way, and we can escape it; but we aren't forced to, either
what a conundrum!
and this is all much easier said than done by the way
No.110763
how are you loveley folks doing tonight
No.110766
>>110762
So you find a happiness that's guaranteed.
Substance abuse is one.
>>110763
hi bard!
>>110764
HI SCI
No.110767
>>110766
how are you doin today Takka
No.110768
>>110765
bard is here
>>110766
hello
No.110769
>>110766
even then, your liver will die, skin will come off, and brain cells will become vegetables!
in my case, alcoholism is no escape!
No.110770
>>110759
Nah, it's all hairy and stuff!
>>110760
Hi, Bit!
>>110761
Hasn't happened yet, since I know my limitations! If it does happen though, and I really thought I'd succeed, I guess I'd hate myself more than usual?
>>110762
Almost everything is easier said than done! Unless you're really drunk and what you're talking about doing has lots of long words!
But, yes, sadly, the responsibility-less life is kinda shit.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
No.110772
>>110767
better than ever, el presidente!
>>110769
who said anything about alcohol?
No.110773
>>110770
the question i guess i struggle with then
will i continue to fuck up life for myself?
No.110775
>>110770
kinda where I am on things but I just can't really bring my self to hate my self
No.110776
>>110772
>having money
>ever
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
No.110777
>>110770
Well if you insist, it's not a big deal to me though
No.110778
>>110772
I'm glad for ya takko
i have me a raspberry cinnamon roll
it is delicious
No.110779
>>110776
>not giving handjobs for money
No.110780
>>110778
zip that bitch up and send it to me
No.110782
>>110773
Almost certainly! Practically no one but you can fuck your life up! But the important thing is to not beat yourself up too much over it!
>>110775
Really? Well, you're lucky then, I guess! Uh, and I don't mean that as an insult, I just mean that it's really easy to start hating yourself if you fuck something up!
>>110777
When did I say I insisted?
No.110783