No.110785
>>110771
cutest poster ever
No.110786
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>>110782
I assumed so when you said no ?!
No.110787
>>110773
Almost certainly! Practically no one but you can fuck your life up! But the important thing is to not beat yourself up too much over it!
>>110775
Really? Well, you're lucky then, I guess! Uh, and I don't mean that as an insult, I just mean that it's really easy to start hating yourself if you fuck something up!
>>110777
Where did I say I insisted?
No.110789
>>110779
i'd get lynched; we're a rather anti gay place here, and i'd rather not kill my pride that badly yet
>>110782
we hope, at least, to get up and do something when we can!
No.110790
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No.110791
>people think that high tier neckbeards have cheeto dust on their fingers
fucking plebs, you don't even get all the flavor of the cheeto that way
you have to get the cheeto to stick on your tongue, like your tongue is a piece of tape and you're picking up the cheeto
No.110792
>>110791
>being a neckbeard
shave!
No.110795
>>110792
but i don't have a neckbeard
im just saying
No.110797
>>110786
Social cues! I said no, with the implied assumption that you wouldn't like it 'cause of the hair!
>>110789
"Doing something" is lame, though! It's not like it'll be remembered, and if it is remembered it'll be through historical coincidence rather than actual importance!
>>110790
What, lacking self-loathing is?
No.110798
>>110797
not being able to motivate
No.110799
>>110795
ah
only plebs eat cheetos anyhow!
>>110796
>not living in a rabidly conservative place
>>110797
if nothing is important at all, then there's no reason not to do anything or to do anything
people operate then on the principle of cost benefit, dummy! they all know that!
No.110801
>>110799
WHY WOULD YOU
YOU POOR BABY
/lewd/ needs to rescue you!
No.110802
>>110800
shaving the neck isn't a bad thing…
also, what if you have patchy beard?
No.110803
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>>110797
Just be more direct when you said no I backed off !
Try saying something like "Only if you don't mind if it's hairy"
No.110804
>>110799
plebs and fatties
No.110805
>>110801
i'd be carried out and called a degenerate failure!
>>110804
now, apples, apples and vegetables, that is what the true people eat
No.110807
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No.110808
>>110806
so you'd have a pedostache than a clean, manly face?
No.110809
nobody spoke the entire game and I said nigga once in text chat and they were all black and told me to shut the fuck up
No.110810
>>110798
Oh, well, yeah, it is.
>>110799
Of course there are reasons! A banal example: I enjoy getting stuff published, so I want to do it! It doesn't mean anyone will actually remember some twenty-something's short story in a literary journal with about a thousand readers, but I still like doing it! Or to get even more basic, eating! Whether or not I decide to salt my hard-boiled egg isn't important, but it's important to me w/r/t that specific meal!
>>110803
kek. Sorry, I forget how much of a sub you are!
No.110811
>>110805
Degenerate is my middle name!
No.110813
>>110809
>2016
>not checking ur cisgendered white male privelege
>>110810
i suppose, i just need to get rid of this mindset of "nothing makes me happy!"
>>110811
eh? mine is significantly less label-like…
No.110815
>>110813
can I know what it is?
No.110816
>>110810
a-am I really that sub ?
No.110817
>>110806
>keeping animal-like features on your face is manly
this is as dumb as "real men like curves" or "real men take cold showers"
>>110807
cute
would have a kissing session with
>>110809
just say it again
No.110818
>>110814
that's not a pedostache!
No.110820
>>110813
Yeah, basically. Which is more or less the definition of "easier said than done". "I just need to be happy more often."
>>110816
Uhm, do you want me to sugar-coat it?
No.110823
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>110820
song!
>>110816
on a scale of "enjoys being told what to do" to "enjoys being exploited more than a gulag slave", you're a "subbiest in a community full of subs"
No.110827
>>110824
hello yes this is bard
No.110829
>>110822
You're the most massive sub I've ever seen, worse than both me and my master at our subbiest combined.
>>110823
Too drunk to understand that!
No.110830
>>110829
life is what you make of it cliche!
No.110831
>>110829
i-i have no idea how I had frenchie as a pet and have another one currently
>>110823
shut up !
No.110833
>>110832
Im Burt in that webm hes Archer
I probably should made that clear….
No.110835
>>110834
just playing guild wars you?
No.110836
>>110830
Oh. Uhm. So, "if stuff sucks, it's your fault"? I might be in a bad mood tonight.
>>110831
You do? Oh my. Anyone I know?
No.110837
>>110835
i'm finding new music i might like.
No.110838
>>110836
He's not from r9k or /lewd/ or posts on 8ch so I highly doubt it
No.110839
>>110836
yes and no; to put things completely out of your control is to set yourself up to be tossed about like the wind, though!
>>110831
i'm sorry!
you could buy me a videogame so i can make up my hurting of you!
No.110840
>>110832
I like your picture.
No.110841
>>110833
that made me more confused
>>110840
it's not mine
but the person who made it obviously didn't say "OC donut steel"
No.110842
>>110839
I can never see you in a dominant role after the things you said to me, soz
No.110843
hey hey
I wanna be happy
tell me how to be happy
No.110845
>>110837
new music is always nice
No.110846
>>110842
buy me games then faggot
No.110847
>>110843
i keep thinking you're murder. stop posting that girl pls.
No.110848
>>110843
try lots of things out and when you try something you like do that until you die i think
No.110850
>>110841
You said a lewd thing I slammed your head on the dashboard
I am Burt
No.110851
>>110849
ask him yourself…
i just say lewd things when i'm drunk, ok!?
No.110852
>>110838
Well, come on, how did you meet him then! I'm obviously curious!
>>110839
And if you blame yourself for everything that happens, you'll never be happy! Again, the correct answer is the boring "don't do it too often, and don't do it too rarely", but it's hard to tell where the dividing lines go.
No.110853
>>110845
for sure! hey, what do you think of vu&n?
No.110854
>>110847
she's one of the 9 I have folders for though
No.110855
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No.110858
>>110852
exactly!
darn lines…
No.110860
>>110850
fuck you that hurt, asshole
No.110861
>>110855
spoiler that
>>110856
what kind of noise is that supposed to be
No.110862
>>110851
It's not a bad thing.
Just relax, okay?
No.110863
>>110844
drunk mind speaks sober heart
>>110849
the majority of my lewd posts minus guro/castration pretty much
>>110852
A different board, I don't kiss and tell though ~
No.110865
>>110862
you promise?! i said really lewd stuff!
>>110863
well, i have dom thoughts too! just know that!
No.110866
>>110859
not a fan of that album sorry
No.110867
>>110861
no kind of sound at all don't worry about it
No.110868
>>110863
Right, you don't kiss at all!
No.110869
>>110864
>>110865
post what you said here I'm bored
No.110870
No.110871
>>110863
don't fucking ignore me you dumb cunt
No.110873
>>110866
no reason to feel sorry. i'm just not really sure what to make of it now after revisiting it recently.
No.110874
>>110870
>~
what's that about
No.110875
> not in the dominant role
No.110876
>>110874
Hmm, I would say that I'm expressing myself. I'm not sure I understand the question.
No.110879
>>110876
but what does
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
express in this situation?
No.110880
>>110879
An expression of playfulness.
No.110882
>>110880
I wanna play with somebody
No.110884
>>110881
You're a slut, bro.
No.110885
hey hey
the lovely celibate shrine maiden is back!
i hope all of you are having a nice night!!
and if not feel free to ask me for help <3
No.110886
No.110887
>>110885
>>110885
how are ya doing tonight sweetheart
No.110888
>>110885
how do i stop from having lewd thoughts about little girls
No.110889
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No.110891
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No.110892
>>110886
sure whats can i help with?
>>110887
hey hey!! im doing as dandy as can be and you?
>>110888
ah well you got to stop all lewd thoughts and cleanse your self by doing other stuff that get your mind out of those filthy thoughts
>>110889
any requests but lewd please!
>>110890
hey hey friend whats the matter?
No.110893
>>110891
I didn't mean like that
No.110894
>>110892
how do i feel not dead inside?
No.110895
>>110882
i can play vidya with you if you please!!
No.110896
>>110893
>>110892
What do you smell like?
No.110897
this cinnamon candle says not to eat it
it smells too good
I'm gonna eat it
No.110898
>>110895
I'd love to, do you want to?
>>110896
Lemons and flowers probably
>>110897
ooh I love candles, dunno about eating them though
No.110899
>>110892
it's….. in my pants
No.110900
>>110892
I'm super tired tonight but well otherwise!
>>110897
share some witih me
No.110901
>>110894
by doing something productive, learn a language maybe? get a bike and ride it?find true love?
its all in your hands to find what you want to do, even a simple walk in the park or the likes can help a long way
i also find helping people makes me feel happier
>>110896
well i smell like shampoo and soap
showered when i got home ^~^
>>110898
sure what games do you play or want my steam? so you can stalk my games i have and stuff?
>>110899
ah then i cant help with that sorry :T
no lewd help sorry
>>110900
ah joy joy to hear that!
lets hope its stays that way! for sure it will
No.110902
>>110898
it smells sooo good
I won't actually eat it
but part of me almost wants to.
>>110900
BARD!
No.110904
>>110901
yes, but how do i not feel dead inside and still not do anything?
No.110905
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>>>110898
I smell like I've been jacking off all day.
No.110906
>>110901
it's not lewd I just need platonic kisses
>>110905
slut
No.110907
>>110904
maybe meditate, or do some abstract thinking?
also a good book is a good thing to keep your mind off of not so delightful things
No.110909
>>110901
umm, I guess CS if you want to play? That's your go-to game right? I have you added silly
>>110902
try licking it
>>110905
have you? what exactly is that smell?
No.110910
No.110911
>>110902
hiya there Tick Tacky :p
No.110912
>>110901
So you smell squeaky clean?
No.110913
>>110907
yeah but……. how can i brood all day and not feel dead inside? that's what i really need to know!
No.110914
>>110913
you are not dead so much as blank! that is all man is to an extent, really
No.110915
>>110906
ah well a peck in the cheek is not a bad thing !
>>110909
xb didnt read your name sorry but yeah i just need to get some water and settle down a bit in my room and i can play
>>110912
squeaky soapy clean
>>110913
well when i feel sad all day i cry til i cant anymore, after i finish i do feel some relief
so maybe that, or just switch off your brain and stare at a wall can help kill the time and not feel so sufferable
No.110916
>>110914
this is terrible
>>110915
i cannot cry anymore. i haven't cried in years.
No.110917
>>110915
>>110915
Date are you religious?
No.110918
>>110915
a peck on my pecker would help me feel much better
No.110919
>>110916
ah sorry cant help then :T but keep at it you are a good person !
>>110917
not at all why?
No.110920
>>110903
you ignoring me out of some kinda self defense?
No.110921
>>110918
nein soldat
only in the cheek as a friendly gesture
No.110922
WHO IS SPAMMING MY TUMBLR (skandikonata.tumblr.com, your one stop shop for blogposting) WITH WEIRD QUESTIONS
No.110924
>>110919
so what are you up to tonight?
No.110925
>>110923
does it taste as good as it smells?
No.110928
>>110924
just got home from the store bought some steam monies for the sale and just here chating with you lot of lovely people
No.110929
>>110927
go in depth on what it tastes like
No.110930
>>110923
Like, subscribe, reblog, follow, digg, retweet, pin and follow me on Facebook!
>>110926
Gay.
No.110931
>>110928
what kinds of things do you get on steam?
No.110933
>>110931
hmm mainly csgo weapon skins, and the occasional game here and there but mainly skins cause all i play is memestrike
No.110935
>>110932
what does paint taste like?
No.110936
No.110937
>>110934
yo'ure gay i bet u liek dicks lmao
No.110938
>>110933
i'm so lost right now omfg
No.110939
>>110936
what do blue crayons taste like?
No.110940
No.110941
>>110936
>I don't recommend anyone doing it , but if you must know and it's that important to you then try it your self. Then you will know first hand what it tastes like.
I know It can't be good for you.
what the fuck is this
>>110939
wax which doesn't taste like much
No.110942
>>110937
not as much as u like butts loma
No.110943
>>110940
what
but they should taste like blueberries…
>>110941
what about green crayons
No.110944
>>110943
hold on I'll go bite one
No.110946
>>110938
well basically i buy in game items
No.110947
>>110945
pussy ass nigga I dont want ya gonorrhea
No.110948
green crayons taste like the smell of the usps drop off center
No.110949
>>110948
oh
well what does that smell like, mommy doesn't let me out of the car when she goes to the ups place
No.110950
>>110947
I'm not the one erping with six–eight people simultaneously.
No.110951
>>110919
I'm very religious.
No.110952
>>110949
cardboard and cleanliness, it's kind of nice. But the waxiness and crunchiness of the crayons makes them not good
No.110953
>>110950
I did it with 2 people at the same time this morning and neither suspected a thing
No.110954
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>>110951
ah well that is good, glad you can find solace in religion that is nice to hear
No.110955
I'm home. Great song Bit…
No.110956
>>110955
don't log in to lif
No.110957
No.110958
>>110955
Our settlement was raided by armored knights. Don't log in right now.
No.110959
>>110957
our base has 3 niggers in full plat since it's judgment hour
No.110960
>>110953
And you're not a slut.
No.110961
>>110952
do you have any yellow crayons you can eat? mommy doesn't let me have crayons anymore cuz i kept eating them lol
>>110959
>>110958
FUCK REALLY?!?!?
ARE THEY TAKING OUR SHIT
No.110962
>>110958
>>110959
God fucking damn it what a mother fucking bummer I'm pissed right now. Fucking hell. I bet it was that piece of fucking shit scout. OR MAYBE THE DUDE YOU AND KETSU FUCKING SLUNG ROCKS AT.
No.110963
No.110964
>>110960
It takes skill to erp as a dom and sub at the same time
No.110965
>>110961
our things which they have many and much better of
>>110962
we have their names
No.110966
Don't fall in love with me yet
We only recently met
True, I'm in love with you, but
You might decide I'm a nut
Give me a week or two to
Go absolutely cuckoo
Then when you see your error
Then you can flee in terror
Like everybody else does
I only tell you this 'cause
I'm easy to get rid of
But not if you fall in love
Know now that I'm on the make
And if you make a mistake
My heart will certainly break
I'll have to jump in a lake
And all my friends will blame you
There's no telling what they'll do
It's only fair to tell you
I'm absolutely cuckoo
No.110967
>>110966
More like absolutely CUCK
No.110968
>>110961
not as good, kind of like paper
No.110969
No.110970
>>110964
impressive!
>>110966
hello marsy!
No.110971
>>110955
Glad you liked it
No.110974
>>110964
And you're not a slut.
No.110975
>>110970
Hello my little rager ♥
>>110973
Hello sweetie!
No.110976
>>110965
i don't understand, are they stealing just to steal and be assholes or what
i genuinely don't understand why if making those things is significantly easier for them, and producing things of better quality
>>110968
i hope you didn't eat the paper too, you were supposed to peel it off and throw it at mommy
can you try some bleach next, i almost got to try some but my fucking cunt bitch mommy stopped me
No.110977
>>110975
how does the day find you?
No.110978
>>110974
An artisan at my craft
>>110970
I try !
No.110979
>>110976
well they killed me before JH so I don't know, prob just scouting and decided fuck me
No.110980
hey hey
are any of the serious sam games good
which ones
hey
No.110982
>>110978
I'm politely hinting that you're the biggest slut sine the whore of Babylon.
No.110983
>>110982
I think of myself as a charity for sexually frustrated anons in need of a place to spill their semen
No.110984
>>110983
you're fucking awful at it if that's the case
No.110985
>>110980
Serious Sam 1 and 2 HD edition. They're great. Super fast.
No.110986
>>110980
Serious Sam: The Second Encounter is the funnest one.
No.110987
Can anyone here learn to love me?
No.110988
>>110979
gay
>tfw never play multiplayer games because getting killed and having your progress reset isn't fun, and almost no one is willing to cooperate unless they're people you know from other places
No.110989
>>110987
i can fuck you burt, real hard n good
No.110990
>>110985
>>110986
woo woo
thank you
woo woo
No.110991
>>110977
Its 3 am.i just woke up and am drinking some vodka,what about you
>>110981
I saw your picture,youre small and cuddly
No.110992
>>110988
our progress isn't really reset since we had pretty much nothing
No.110993
>>110992
ehhhhh, i guess
our skills were probably the most important thing, minus all the teraforming work senti and whoever did
No.110996
>>110994
fucking rape me already you savage beast
No.110997
>>110991
vaped with my friend all day
super tired playing guild wars
No.110998
Sleepytime, can't keep my eyes open. G'night, /lewd/.
>>110983
You haven't sucked my dick even once!
No.110999
No.111001
>>110998
You never told me to
No.111006
>>111004
is this what you want
No.111009
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love.
>>110995
You!
>>110997
One or two?
No.111010
No.111011
FINE THEN BURT
IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE, DOES THIS PLEASE YOU!?!?
No.111013
>>111010
ur ass wasn't a mistake
No.111015
>>111009
one! :]
do you play either?
No.111017
>>111014
you're an asshole burt
im going to kill you if you don't rape me
No.111018
>>111014
I just wanna watch
>>111016
No.111021
>>111018
Bit please dont do this to me
No.111023
>>111020
that's not hakase
No.111024
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No.111025
>>111019
hah
now you HAVE to rape me
No.111026
>>111024
when we going on a date
good taste has to be rewarded
No.111027
>>111019
lol it's okay burt
that was just a joke, don't think you actually have to rape me
i just wanted to see how far i would have to go before you would do it
No.111031
No.111032
>>111029
how you doing tonight?
No.111033
>>111029
You have been missed.
No.111035
>>111027
Oh thank Odin
>>111029
Hi hello
No.111036
>>111021
Nope cant save you
No.111037
>>111029
Dunsel… my one true love…
No.111038
>>111030
Only 20% erect? If I'm keeping it 100, fam, I'm a little disappointed…
>>111031
>>111032
>>111033
Hello lewdies. I've been better. How is everyone?
No.111039
>>111036
But you must have as I am safe now
No.111041
>>111038
hello dunsel
how have you been
No.111042
>>111040
hey erica
how's it hanging
No.111043
>>111038
alright, that's too bad things aren't well on your end. I know you wouldn't accept since I hardly know you but if I can ever help or listen just hit me up
>>111040
Hihi Erica, how're you doing?
No.111044
>>111034
>>111035
Hello mai friends
>>111037
The one and only! How's things, Noun?
No.111045
>>111038
I'm fine. And what have you been doing lately?
>>111040
Hello Erica. How are you?
No.111046
>>111038
you missed me drunk posting my sexy self
No.111048
>>111044
Things have been good. We have recently been consumed by the game Life is Feudal. Very cozy but a huge grind. If only your rig could run it… What have you been up to lately?
No.111049
>>111047
I thought you had Parsee for that.
No.111050
>>111040
Hello
>>111041
A little worse for wear, but things will get better. So I hope, at least. How are you?
>>111043
I appreciate it! I'll keep you in mind, though my issue is rather personal and I'm not quite fond of sharing it with just everyone
No.111051
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>>111015
I did play one but never touched two
No.111052
>>111042
Not from a rope so that's a good thing
>>111043
Hihi, doing good, tired as usual.
>>111045
Doing alright, how about yourself?
>>111047
Hello lewdcake
No.111053
>>111052
I've been missing you
h-how are you tonight ?
No.111055
>>111039
Oh then yes of course..I saved you..yea
>>111040
Evening
No.111056
>>111050
I figured, I just like to make it clear. I would never wish to make you uncomfortable or pry though
>>111052
me too, you said naps don't work for you. I'm so sorry.
No.111057
>>111052
Fine, but a little tired. I should get some sleep soon. Its 4.37 am.
>>111054
A what?
No.111058
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>>111051
i could just hug you
No.111060
>>111045
Nothing good, I'm afraid! But I'm working on doing better
>>111046
Post it again!
>>111048
The flavor of the month continues. I haven't been making good choices tbh, otherwise I'd have been around more often
Though it does make me feel a lot better, whenever I come back here. My home away from home!
No.111061
>>111053
Tired, any annoyed that i'm a shitty commander in XCOM 2
>>111055
Hello Byte
>>111056
Life truly is suffering.
>>111057
Sleep is for the weak.
No.111062
>>111055
I owe you one or two
No.111063
>>111060
wait till my next break down
No.111064
>>111049
he publicly admitted that he gets switches partners almost every week.
>>111050
same here, friend.
the ebb and flow of life never ceases.
'cept when you're dead.
>>111052
That's one way to end the journey.
No.111065
>>111060
Hi, Dunsel! I'll just say that and then collapse into bed! It's almost 5 am! Great to see you posting again, anyway!
No.111066
>>111061
Would me kissing your feets make you feel better ?
I'm sure you're fine at xcom, you just need a bit more practice !
No.111067
>>111061
Ay that is a new one.
>>111062
Just make my sword, that is all.
No.111068
>>111057
who are you replaying to?
>>111058
A non lewd hug,I hope
No.111069
>>111059
Oh.
>>111060
I hope everything goes as you plan.
>>111061
Well there a point where you gotta have some sleep. I was close to taking two days of no sleep. But i did have five hours in between.
>>111064
Oh, well isn't that kinda rude?
>>111065
Gå i seng.
>>111068
You of course.
Anyway i'm starting to feel sleepy too. Goodnight people.
No.111070
>>111063
I'll wait for that, then
>>111064
It's a simple truth that is quite comforting
>>111065
Hi Skandi, good night to you. It's nice to see you around, you know
No.111071
>>111067
You sure?
I was gonna do that anyway you know
No.111072
>>111069
night night, sleep well
No.111073
I've got a vibrator in my ass.
No.111074
>>111069
it is, yeah.
Goodnight, Cherub.
No.111075
>>111068
oh yes only the most non lewdest
No.111076
>>111064
The Journey never began though.
>>111066
I think it would please you more than anything.
>>111069
Well I don't know what to say then.
No.111078
>>111076
I don't know, I really only get enjoyment when I please others so only if you like it
No.111079
>>111076
your life is the journey.
No.111080
>>111071
There isn't anything I want or can get anyway
No.111081
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>>111076
I'm fingering my asshole.
No.111084
>>111082
Pot calling the kettle black
ahem I mean, hello
No.111085
>>111070
I mean if you really want just ad me on steam
>>111082
says the cum slut bitch faggot
No.111086
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No.111087
No.111088
>>111083
any time you want, yes.
>>111086
Magi!
No.111093
>>111084
I at least spoiler my perverted statements and say them to people who tell me to say it for the most part
>>111083
*pokes your cheek*
I want to play video games but I also want to drink and funpost w-what should I do mistress ?
No.111094
No.111098
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>>111088
Hey Tak <3
>>111089
Sci <3
>>111090
Hey Dunny <3
>>111091
Hey Bit <3
No.111101