No.111435
"Bitch, Yuugi's horny!" edition!
No.111441
No.111443
tfw u fart in the voice chat
LMFAO XD
No.111444
>>111436
nah i don't really wanna watch it again. you should be baka's bf instead. i would rather have bard as a bf.
No.111445
>>111444
sweet
HEY MARSY, YOU'RE MY BF NOW
No.111448
>>111434
i don't know about entering a relationship with a spider, a poisonous one at that…
we'll see!
>>111437
alright then, why do you never call me anymore!?
>>111436
youre 19!
>>111438
hi-five of laziness?
>>111442
>tfw noun never responds
didn't even think you were best boy anyhow!
No.111449
>>111443
You goofed us real hard maya!
No.111450
>>111448
im not your bf anymore im marsy's bf
No.111451
>>111442
When I look at this pic now, I see a loli revy
No.111453
>>111450
oh shit
spider why do you never call me anymore!?
No.111454
>>111453
shut up woman go get me my beer
No.111455
tfw u go on discord on ur phone and join the voice chat while on the loo
No.111456
>>111448
Respond to what?
>>111450
Bro you always fucking flirt with me.
>>111451
Oh god, I know how much you sexualize the lolis… BACK OFF DAMN YOU!
No.111457
…Welp, I will get the fuck to sleep.
BYE!
No.111458
>>111455
sara, post music.
No.111459
>>111455
No wonder that last fucking fart sound was so faint.
No.111462
>>111456
WELL ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY BF OR NOT THEN
No.111463
>>111458
what kind?
>>111459
no jk that was all raspberries
No.111465
>>111452
tu eres estupido…
>>111454
hah! jokes on you i'm already getting the groceries
>>111456
my attempts to annoy you!
No.111466
>>111456
Whoops! Cat's out the bag…
I'll say no more about loli Revy
No.111467
>>111465
wear that tight dress I like
No.111468
>>111444
wow okay
>>111445
That sounds good,what do you want to do my lovely bf?
>>111448
so what
No.111470
>>111468
enjoy your new bf
No.111471
>>111467
reported for sexual harassment, abuse, and murder
>>111468
i'm legal in many countries!
>>111469
threatening five!
also, going to bed now! may i live and talk tomorrow!
No.111472
>>111468
pluck the hairs around my anus while i watch some adam sandler films
or we can cuddle, hold hands, and watch the snow fall
No.111473
>everyone gets BFs
>there are no bara guys posting on /lewd/ for me to bf
One day, maybe…
No.111474
>>111466
I'm on to you, bitch.
>>111465
Get Life is Feudal.
>>111463
Play Life is Feudal.
No.111475
>>111471
bring me back some ice cream too
>>111473
I'm bara r-right?
No.111476
>>111474
implying i have money to play that shit
niggas ain't even on the grind
No.111477
>>111473
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No.111478
>>111471
later
>>111473
i'll be your bf for like ten minutes if you want
No.111479
No.111481
>>111479
sleepen should add me
No.111482
>tfw no revy GF
I'd give up an eye for her.
No.111483
>>111482
so that you could see her in 2 dimensions you mean?
No.111484
No.111485
>>111474
If someone were to get on their hands and knees, you could REALLY get on to them
rimshot
>>111475
Nope, sorry
>>111477
I have specific tastes and accept nothing less than the best
>>111478
I mate for life, unfortunately
No.111486
>>111470
hes way better than you anyway
>>111471
not in america though
>>111472
>or we can cuddle, hold hands, and watch the snow fall
Oh my god,Im so in love with you my dear..
I want to never lose you
No.111487
>>111485
you best be joking
what am I then?
No.111488
>>111482
I thought you were Revy, that's why you posted those pictures… it's all been a lie…
No.111489
>>111484
ty ty
>>111485
what if it doesn't work out?
>>111486
that's good for you
No.111490
>>111479
One day! Let's never lose hope!
>>111487
More like bear mode, which is still nice
No.111491
>>111473
Im sorry there are no big hairy guys for you
No.111492
>>111473
tfw no bishounen qtpi
No.111493
>>111485
I wasn't suggesting I was, I was saying I understand your pain. I'm almost as far as you can be from such a thing
No.111494
>mfw baka tried playing a prank on me last night by stealing my bark box and placing it on the other side of the field
>found out, turned him into my little bitch in discord and made him take it back to my home
>he did so obediently
Lmao pathetic.
>>111488
I'm Guts from Berserk…
No.111495
No.111496
>>111489
Then the lovequest for an HONEST and TRUE bara boytoy continues
>>111491
Burt, pls
They exist, somewhere
No.111497
>>111494
DONT FUCKING TALK SHIOT TO ME BF
No.111498
>>111492
i'll be your whatever that is!
>>111496
i'm afraid you're probably looking in the wrong place, man.
No.111499
No.111500
>>111486
thnx babe
>>111494
*kisses you on the nose*
if you get fat i'll leave you
>>111494
u-untrue
i, baka, would never do such a thing
No.111501
>>111500
>kisses someone else
im breaking up
No.111502
No.111503
>>111493
I know you weren't, but don't worry!
We'll find our bara sweethearts some day, don't lose hope!
>>111494
Sounds exactly like what baka would do, he's pathetically sissy
He's a manlet, too btw
>>111498
I'm not genuinely looking for someone here
This is just my home away from home where I can talk and spend time with the people I love!
No.111504
>>111500
I have a pitchfork now baka, I still remember when you knocked me out…
No.111505
>>111501
OH NO
SHIT
I MEANT TO REPLY TO YOU
I MEANT TO SAY TO YOU, IF YOU GET FAT I'LL LEAVE YOU
But that's really all you have to do, you can stab me and it's fine
No.111506
>>111503
why do you love them?
No.111507
>>111504
come at me slut, i'll fucking ruin you for life
No.111508
No.111509
>not just giving up on having a gf/bf
Having friends is enough for me…
No.111510
>>111507
I actually figured out why that happened btw, I tried to get Gropy to punch me, but he wouldn't do it.
I must have not been cool enough.
No.111511
>>111498
sorry bby i only do exclusives
No.111512
>>111509
hook up with bit
>>111511
i'm exclusive!
No.111513
>>111509
The only person I will ever settle for is Revy 2bh.
No.111514
>>111510
why what happened?
why you got knocked out?
it was because you were on the ground and i punched you
No.111515
>>111505
Na,you fucked up.
I'm going to find a less sluty bf who only loves me
No.111517
>>111514
I was faking it bro…
Prank'd
No.111518
>>111506
Why wouldn't I love a group of people whom I spent days and days with together, talking about whatever pointless stuff we felt like while sharing a lewd picture here and there?
These are my kind of people and I say every day how much I love everyone here
No.111520
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I can't leave my house, i can't go out
It's nice to feel cared about but I think you've had your doubts
I'm not clear on where i stand, touch my hair and hold my hand
I like when you talk to me, smile and laugh and kiss my cheek
I think things you'd never guess a girl like me just makes a mess
I just make a mess
No.111521
>>111518
if you were to leave this place forever would you still love them?
No.111523
>>111515
*grabs you by the arm and turns you towards me*
babey… i love you
>>111517
fuck
im still not getting on
No.111524
>>111512
Im sure Bit doesn't like me like that hes too cool
>>111513
who?
No.111525
>>111524
aha! so you do like him! you should ask.
No.111526
>>111525
Thats not what I said
No.111527
>>111522
Thanks for providing an image for me Dunsel <3
>>111523
Getting on?
No.111528
>>111521
If I were to leave forever, I'd have a place in my heart for everyone, as long as I'll live
This is my happy place, and every poster is a part of what makes it so great
No.111529
>>111527
getting on life is feudal
No.111530
>>111529
Oh.
I'm not on it right now either, so you don't have to hide!
No.111533
>>111527
Any time, Sleepen, I'm here for you!
No.111534
>>111531
i still laugh every time
No.111535
im on the toilet right noow o////o
No.111536
>>111535
you haven't posted music yet.
No.111538
>>111523
i wish you really meant those words…
No.111539
>>111535
same
I only have to pee, but I sit when I pee because it's comfortable
No.111541
>>111537
aren't you glad to get it off your chest?
>>111540
that's interesting…
No.111542
>>111538
hey hey hey
*looks u right in the eyes*
babe… i…
i think i love you
No.111543
No.111545
>>111541
I didnt get anything off my chest
No.111547
>>111545
get this off ur chest *squats and takes a DUMP*
No.111549
>>111547
fug dud that shits FUNNEY
No.111552
No.111553
lost my csgo streak at 9 ;_;
but i got to play with a qt so its all good
No.111554
>>111551
wanna get out of here for a bit?
No.111555
>>111543
Farts are fuckin' great, man. They just… They really smell fuckin' wonderful. Those pungent, strong motherfuckers that come out, those guys are winners. Fucking winners, man.
You know those farts that come out and hurt your ass a little? I fuckin' love those guys. They only hurt you because they don't know how to express their feelings in a healthy way. You gotta show them some love, and they'll show you love in return… in a way that you can smell.
Farts are fuckin' fantastic. If anyone says they don't like farts, I just… BITCH SLAP those mother fuckers in the face, before farting on them.
No.111556
>>111547
Jokes on you i am a ghost
>>111548
I do and now I am going to sleep
No.111558
>>111555
Dunsel is the best shit poster NA.
No.111559
>>111556
lol now ur bed is poopy and ur DEAD sounds like i win *wi-fives*
No.111560
>>111558
Shitposting is my life's work, I take pride in what I do
No.111561
Is it better to fap before or after a shower?
No.111562
No.111563
>>111560
real shitposting is 2 rats having sex
No.111564
>>111561
its better to not do it at all!
No.111565
>>111561
while ur poo on the loo
No.111566
>>111561
I like fapping after a nice hot shower, but I mostly end up getting turned on in the shower and fap during it
I have no control
No.111569
>>111562
>>111566
what is this
you can't eat the cum easily with water running down
No.111571
>>111569
you can eat mine instead then
No.111572
>>111568
you're being silly.
No.111573
>>111561
I fap in the bathroom before I take a shower, cum on my belly then wash it off in the shower. It's the best way to go about things. Easy clean up.
No.111574
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>>111570
ich liebe dich marsy
i just dont think it i know it <3
No.111575
>>111570
bb
don't be like that
u know i love you
do that thing you do that i love again, i really love it
*kisses you on the cheek and looks u in the eyes while also holding ur hands*
No.111576
>>111572
no im being p ure minded
No.111577
>>111573
there's easier ways
No.111578
No.111579
>>111569
>eating it
Please, if I wanted to eat it, I'd cook it into my food
Not… not that I've done that before…
>>111573
This is also a good option
No.111580
>>111577
Like what? I can't really think of any. Unless you lick it up or something.
>>111579
>Please, if I wanted to eat it, I'd cook it into my food
Haha…
No.111582
>>111576
which is silly
>>111581
i was thinking steam. but it looks like things are not so bad anymore so never mind.
No.111583
>>111579
woah
does it retain the flavor?
>not lying on your back with your dick over your face and letting it hit you
>>111580
that or just doing it into your hand and washing it?
No.111584
>>111582
how is being p ure silly?
No.111586
FUCK THE AYYYY LAMO'S JUST INDEPENDENCE DAY THE BASTARDS!
No.111587
>>111584
being as extreme about it as you is silly. it's just as silly as being as lewd as others here.
No.111588
>>111583
>not lying on your back with your dick over your face and letting it hit you
Holy shit how. Do you have like a 30 inch dick?
No.111589
>>111586
hey hey
can I watch you play sometime?
How are you today?
No.111590
>>111588
no I'm just shit at describing things, no bully. I think I mean with your legs by your head and your dick over your face? I can't describe well
No.111591
>>111590
Bravo to the young lad who can pull that off…
No.111592
>>111583
You can taste it better if you just cum on what you're eating, tbh
also
>lying on your back with your dick over your face
what
No.111593
>>111589
sure, I make a Character for you,
my head hurts.
THE ALIENS JUST DOUBLED IN HEALTH
No.111594
>>111593
they tech up, you should have too
No.111595
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>>111587
i think mental control is different than wild lust
No.111596
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>>111594
yeah im behind of weapons tech.
No.111598
>>111591
>>111592
you don't do something like this?
No.111599
>>111596
what a semen deamon
No.111601
>>111598
I can't stop laughing.
No.111602
>>111597
Y-you dont have to tell everyone!!
No.111603
>>111595
they're different but both unbalanced ways of living.
No.111604
>>111574
You just killed me..
>>111575
you do that with everyone..
No.111605
>>111598
What the fuck
I can feel my spine breaking just looking at that
No.111607
>>111601
at my drawing or the pose?
>>111605
you know there are people who can self suck like that right?
No.111608
>>111605
Just prop your legs up on a wall or something. I'm beginning to understand it…
Back must be at a 90 degree angle or something. Oh no, you must do a headstand parallel to the wall and cum on your face.
No.111609
>>111607
That pose lmao. I've never seen anything like it. Can you achieve that position?
No.111610
>>111604
FINE THEN DON'T BE MY BF YOU CUNT
No.111611
>>111609
my drawing is probably exaggerated but it's something like that yeah, it's the best way to do it, opens up your butt easier too
No.111612
>>111607
I could reach the tip of my dick with my tongue when I was younger, but it took some maneuvering…
>>111608
I think I get it…
Just hold your entire body weight on your head and neck while holding your legs over you in a sort of head-stand. Your knees are bent and brought closer instead of outstretched, and your back is arched, meaning your dick ends up pointing between your eyes
No.111613
>>111606
As long as youre with me I wont.
>>111598
I used to do that,it feels really nice shooting your warm cum right in your mouth
>>111610
okay..
I'll be dates bf then
No.111614
>>111611
Damn… you can find the time to finger your ass in that position too?
No.111615
>>111613
thats good to hear
No.111616
No.111617
>>111612
Yeah, something like that I suppose. I'd try it if I was a cumlover like you. If you do try it, DO NOT BREAK YOUR BACK DUNSEL!
No.111618
>>111616
you should try it
No.111619
>>111612
if it sounds at all appealing try it, it's the closest thing I have to getting dominated
>>111613
I knew someone would get it, you a real nigga marsy
>>111614
yeah, sometimes insert stuff too, because you can feel all the way to your stomach
>>111617
you'd know if you were gonna break your spine
No.111620
>>111616
bhiiiii mika how are you
No.111621
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>>111619
Try and find me a video of someone doing that, if you can.
No.111622
>>111621
do it yourself, lazy fuck. I don't even watch porn, I barely even use doujinshis, why would I know where to look?
No.111623
>>111617
There's nothing wrong with liking the taste of cum
But I won't be doing anything like that, I'm getting too old to put any stress on my back, I'm old enough to have a cane and white beard
No.111624
>>111622
just make a video of you doing it then
No.111625
>>111615
You going to be my bf?
>>111619
The realest one~
No.111626
tfw no boyfriend to put his strong arms around me and keep me warm all night..
No.111628
No.111629
>>111626
Don't worry babe, I'll hug you nice and tight and kiss your neck and cheek while rubbing your sides and tummy
No.111630
>>111626
yeah that's a real drag
No.111631
>>111622
Ay fuck you, I thought you studied this shit you little brat. You tellin' me you just did this naturally?
>>111623
I want a long white beard but my injun jeans make me super smooth all over.
>>111626
Emaaaa!!
No.111633
No.111634
>>111631
>studied this shit
the fuck you mean? You figure out what would feel good and do it
No.111635
>>111627
I'll be 25 this year
No.111636
>>111627
He's 12 in a half.
No.111637
>>111633
I was going to ask where I could buy some Injun jeans, but I guess that's not what you meant… Bastard!
No.111638
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>>111635
>just remembered im turning 23 real soon
i feel old even though im not
No.111639
so are we talking about ejaculating in ones ow mouth?
No.111640
>>111626
hi hi ema how are you today
No.111641
>>111639
want me to ejaculate in yours?
No.111643
>>111635
you still have your whole life ahead of you, kid.
>>111636
underage something or other etc
No.111644
>>111639
there there close your eyes and not let the lewd corrupt you
No.111645
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Who else here /just turned 20/?
No.111646
>>111643
I don't know how old you are, but I'm far from a kid, you realize
I was being sarcastic in my earlier post
No.111647
I wish i was able to sleep this thread is lewd
No.111648
>>111646
well what are you if you're not a kid?
No.111649
>>111642
tried>
it one rolled off the bed and smashed my head into my draws.
>111641
do you want to chop you dick off?
>>111644
i seen some shit in my life.
No.111650
>>111628
hello wolfwood~
>>111629
i don't deserve you though.. you're too good for me
>>111630
im going to die alone, i just know it
>>111631
Noun! *hugs*
>>111640
hello there bard. are you new? my day was pretty normal actually… huh
No.111651
>>111648
…An adult? It's a farfetched concept, I know
No.111652
>>111649
fucking hell i fucked up good
No.111653
I've got a 6 inch
because it's 2 big 4 u
No.111654
>>111650
yes I am pretty new! that sounds like a great way to enjoy the day
i saw some mates myself, had a good one
No.111655
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Dunsel is like one of those lolis that never physically age so it's okay to fuck them because they have mentally matured into an adult.
No.111656
>>111649
uh
how
just go back against a wall so you have something to fall against
>>111653
nice nice
is it pretty
No.111657
>>111650
what are you gonna do about it?
>>111651
do you think you're an adult?
>>111653
hehe
No.111658
>>111649
nope!
you don't either, small dicks are cute
>>111650
wolf wood?
No.111659
>>111650
Shouldn't that just make you thankful for me taking the time out of my night to make you feel good ? I want to just put you on my lap and kiss you on the lips neck and chest while you thank me for being so nice to you. Does that sound good ?
No.111660
>>111650
>hello wolfwood~
Glad someone FINALLY made a trigun reference. Jesus… *hugs*
How are you today, Ema?
No.111662
>>111661
He died with so much regret ;_;
No.111663
>>111655
I'm basically Etna from Disgaea
"Dood it's fine, he's not really a little girl, he's 3000 years old"
>>111657
It doesn't work out to believe unrealistic things, so even if I don't like the fact of the matter, I have to understand and realize that I am in fact going to be 25, an adult
No.111664
>>111662
Thats how I want to die
No.111665
>>111656
now you tell me, but it seems a pain
>>111658
im going to get the knife prepare you're self
No.111667
>>111663
that's dumb, you don't have to be an adult, just look like one. Even then there are things you can do to look younger so people don't take you as seriously
No.111668
>>111665
I already have 30 butterknifes on me at all times
ur gonna get raped kiddo
No.111669
>>111665
noooo
it's seriously the best
try it again
No.111670
>>111666
I don't know how to respond to that because it's impossible to tell if you're agreeing with me or giving a mocking "sure"
>>111667
I still look young, besides I don't have a problem with getting older. I'll age how I age, and I can't change that. It's no big deal, hombre
No.111671
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>>111668
you wont be able defend yourself, the fight will be over be for it has begun.
>>111669
maaaaaybe but i'll fuck it up.
No.111672
>>111671
so what you're saying is you'd give up and bend over for me?
that works too
No.111673
>>111670
i wasn't being sarcastic or snarky
No.111674
>>111670
I don't really get it but just act how you wanna act
it's just a number attached to you. It doesn't signify experience, looks, or anything. There's probably middle schoolers and young kids smarter than me, just like how I've traveled more places than someone older than me. It's all a dumb joke that doesn't matter
>>111671
how would you mess it up?
No.111675
>all this lewd talk
I just want to hold hands and cuddle..
No.111676
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No.111677
>>111663
You're basically Etna from Disgaea… but better.
No.111678
>>111675
oh wow marsy i didnt know you were such a bad boy
No.111679
>>111675
*holds your cuddles and hands you
No.111680
>>111671
Youarealreadydead.jpg
>>111673
Well dang, good deal
No.111681
Ui fucked up the poutine
One fucking job
No.111682
>>111680
but then again i don't exactly agree with you
No.111683
>>111672
no i'll slit you're throat form the shadows
>>111674
knowing me miss my mouth get in my eye's
No.111685
>>111683
that's the best part
No.111686
>>111677
Ever the charming gentleman, eh Noun?
No.111687
>>111683
you can't be in the shadows silly
your loveliness shines too brightly for that
No.111688
>>111681
How sad
Even I can make poutine
No.111689
>>111685
i really hope you joking
No.111690
>>111682
The beauty is that you don't have to
>>111685
There is nothing good about getting anything in your eyes
No.111691
>>111690
a joyful tear your lover rubs away for you?
No.111692
>>111689
no it's like an someone abusive who doesn't want to let you have the cum
>>111690
try it try it It's good good
No.111693
>>111690
absolutely! so what music do you like?
No.111694
>>111692
does it burn? oh if you want to watch me play xcom, it will be though steam not twitch.
No.111695
does vaseline expire?
>>111694
that's better, it doesn't use as much internet
No.111698
>>111694
I imagine if you got it directly, but I always get it a bit in my eye and mostly on my eyelids and nose
>>111697
thank you thank you, I didn't wanna rub my nips with decaying vaseline
No.111699
>>111676
Anything with you my sweetie.
>>111678
grrr
>>111679
Sorry,im already busy doing that with date..
No.111700
>>111698
why don't you ever respond to me?
No.111701
>>111696
oh right you're a prog metal guy. i remember i brought up protest the hero and you said they were your favorite. what's your favorite non-prog-metal artist?
No.111702
>>111698
ah ok will try it then, i'm going to play now
No.111703
>>111691
I mean like having something get in your eye, not a tear coming out
I have a big phobia of getting things in my eyes, I can't even put contact lenses in, even though I'd like to not wear glasses
No.111704
>>111699
it wasn't optional
*rapes your hand with my hand and forces cuddles all over you*
>>111703
ah
No.111705
>>111700
If it's something too weird It scares me a bit
If it's in a fast moving thread I probably didn't see because you rarely use images
Sorry though, I'll try to be more attentive
No.111706
No.111708
>>111699
of course marsy my love
No.111709
>>111701
I honestly wouldn't know. I don't have a top favorites list really, other than the one band I enjoy the most
No.111710
>>111706
umm, I can't think of some of the exact things, but you can turn anything sexual which can be a bit shocking.
No.111711
>>111710
what can I say? I'm naturally gifted
No.111712
>>111709
well just what are some artists you like outside of the genre. they don't have to be ranked or anything.
No.111713
>>111712
The Doors, The Stone Roses, Eric Johnson, Lynyrd Skynyrd
I like a lot of blues or blues rock
No.111714
>>111713
ah okay. i'm not really into that stuff myself but that's all right.