No.111715
circle jerk mega thread" - me: edition
No.111718
No.111721
>>111717
thank you, it's mine but i forgot to post with a trip or a thread number
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
No.111724
hey hey im still here, everyones favorite shrine maiden!
how is everyone holding up tonight?
if you are feeling down feel free to vent to me
No.111725
>>111723
oh
>>111724
i don't feel well shrine maiden
No.111726
>>111722
go ahead call date, he can't unrape you
No.111727
>>111722
there there me and you are inseparable
No.111728
>>111724
i need to get a move on
No.111729
>>111725
what is wrong my friend? i dont guarantee a solution but i do guarantee my attention to you
>>111728
gonna go mimis?
No.111730
>>111724
I couldn't get first post and I feel like less of a man because of it
/vent
No.111731
>>111730
hey hey
does it count if I give it to you?
No.111733
>>111731
It wouldn't count, because I'll always know it wasn't an honest win
No.111734
>>111730
ah there there you arent a lesser man for that instead the day you do get first post it will feel even more rewarding
>>111732
sleep
No.111735
>>111733
oh hey I wonder how that happened anyway, they must not have liked my kuji
No.111736
>>111734
oh, nah not yet. i mean maybe… but i mean i need to start downloading the music i want to download.
No.111737
>>111726
He can!
>>111727
But hes touching me,I dont wna that..
No.111738
No.111739
>>111729
i think most of the relationships i have with other people are based on their kindness alone, and not because they enjoy my company. I think it's because they tolerate me when I get to be annoying. I could be less annoying but then I'm not having any fun in the conversation and I might as well have not said anything in the first place.
No.111740
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>>111736
ah well post haste!
>>111737
then lets go to our bed and cuddle up together
no one will bother us there
>>111739
ah yes that can be troubling, dont worry friend i know you will find someone to bea ble to say they truly enjoy your company i dont know you too well to come to conclusions but thats what i can say about the subject and ill be your friend not because of kindnness but because i know you can be interesting and enjoyable if you try
ok?
No.111741
>>111739
you tend to talk alot with people?
I can't seem to figure out a good measure as well, either it's not at all or way too much
I've driven people off with it as well, shits frustrating although when I feel like they aren't really giving a shit I tend to just be as awful as I can be with them out of spite which causes even more issues
No.111746
>>111738
HES A MAGICIAN!
>>111740
That sounds amazing…lets go my dear.
No.111747
>>111743
don't you azu me like that
>>111744
and you too
you
smug ciggarete anime grill!
No.111748
>>111740
>i know you can be interesting and enjoyable if you try
I know that, but I don't know if you should have to try with most conversations. Aren't they supposed to feel natural and easy?
>>111741
I tend to talk a lot with people, yeah.
I know what to be though, which is none, but I don't find any enjoyment doing that, and like I said, I might as well just not say anything at all if I can't enjoy another person in our conversations.
Sometimes I think maybe normalfags talk to each other like how I talk to people and I just got put in the wrong place in life.
No.111750
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>>111746
im already in bed
>>111748
well you arent gonna tell everyone a 2 hour presentation about you just talk about yourself with the flow of the chat
No.111752
>>111746
well I'm a spider
>>111748
nah normalfags have this really high level of talking with people that only other normalfags keep up with since that's what they do in life
socialize and that's really it
pretty sad
No.111753
>>111749
me on left
azu on right
No.111756
>>111750
by go with the flow of the chat you mean like follow the tone of their voice, content of what they're talking about, and emotional level?
>>111752
whattayamean high level of talking
No.111757
>>111756
with facial expressions and feelings and shit
No.111758
>>111756
yeah and also the flow of topics, like lets say they talk about music you can mention oh i used to play blah or i like this instrument ya know? just using it as an aexample of course, you might have different tastes so just go with twhat you know about yourself
No.111759
>>111750
I'll join you right this minute my dear~
>>111752
Spiders need to be squashed
No.111761
>>111757
oh
>>111758
huh
alright
so i should talk about all my hobbies that i have
No.111762
>>111760
that's a pretty lewd picture
No.111763
date is having impvre thoughts about marsy
No.111764
this little shrine maiden is going to bed night lewd, stay as p ure as you can!
>>111761
and yeah basically that you might find common interests with some one and you go from there
>>111762
no its not!!!
>>111763
am not!
my mind is p ure bullies!
No.111765
>>111759
I'll squash you
>>111761
oh~
No.111767
>>111764
Sweet dreams mistres
No.111768
>>111764
hehehe yeah i bet. goodnight
No.111771
>>111767
tomorrow i will be back to spread the word of P urity and cleanliness!!
No.111774
>super fucking sleepy
>too immersed in this game
Send help.
No.111775
>>111774
it's just pixels on a screen
No.111780
>>111779
love you too bard. i'mma go chill an watch some youtubes while this music downloads. seeya later
No.111782
is it safe to come out?
>>111111
No.111783
>>111782
*rapes you again*
No.111784
>>111783
you should totally use Wolfwood as your avatar
No.111785
>>111784
I don't even know who that is
No.111786
>>111785
literally the most awesomest character ever
No.111788
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>>111787
well that whole anime was great
No.111789
>>111786
ooooooooh I looked him up and he was o.k in trigun
No.111791
>>111790
nah not really he killed a guy!
No.111792
>tfw today you don't apply enough pressure for drinkable blood
No.111795
>>111794
>doing your self as a soldier
No.111796
>>111795
LEAD FROM THE FRONT. arent a bitch like you
No.111797
>>111794
half of them are the same
night night
hopefully my fap will go better
No.111798
>>111796
that's why you're a shitty commander~
No.111800
>>111798
PAPERWORK COMMANDER GO HOMU
No.111801
>>111800
bitch nigger I'd run so many trains full of so many guys over you you'd wish you were Auschwitz
No.111802
>a board owned by noun
I should be afraid but maybe I've been too desensitized.
No.111804
>>111802
hehehehe he's just a puppet with me pulling the strings in the shadows!
No.111808
>>111806
A miserable pile of secrets!
No.111809
Hey guys. Did I miss much?
No.111812
No.111814
>>111811
awew
>>111812
Nope, I didn't miss that. It was with me the whole time.
No.111815
>>111809
Hello dotter, ol' buddy
No.111816
>>111814
that's what you think!
*cucks ur dick*
No.111817
>>111815
Hey Dunsel. How are ya doing?
No.111818
>>111816
My dick is uncuckable!
No.111819
No.111820
>>111817
I've been a bit miserable but it's getting better, how about yourself?
No.111821
>>111819
You thought you did!
You actually cucked Dunsel's cock.
Give it back now!
No.111822
>>111821
you'll have to suck it off of me
No.111823
>>111821
How do you cuck a dick? I'm left scratching my head…
No.111824
>>111820
Pretty good. I've had company for the weekend. There has been snuggling and alcohol.
Glad you're getting better.
No.111825
>>111822
Eww, no.
>>111823
I think you'll have to ask him (if you dare).
No.111826
>>111825
then you and him will be dickless forever
No.111827
>>111826
You don't even know where to find me and my dick!
No.111828
>>111827
england
checkmate cutiefag!
No.111829
>>111824
Colour me jealous… Some cuddling might have helped me feel better, I'm sure. Sounds fun though, happy to hear you're doing well!
I'm off for now lewdies. I think it's time I stopped depriving myself of sleep tonight
I love you all and appreciate each one of you. You're all wonderful!
Good night
No.111831
>>111828
Get hunting!
>>111829
Thanks~
Have a good sleep, Dunsie.
No.111832
>>111831
I'm already behind you
No.111833
>>111829
Good night Dunsel!
No.111834
>>111830
not a fan of the vibe
No.111836
>>111832
Nope, you're not. This isn't Splinter Cell and you're not Sam Fisher.
>>111833
Hey Noun!
No.111837
>>111836
that's what you think
No.111838
> tfw you see someone's eaten half a pack of the chocolate biscuits you bought yesterday
Dammit. How dare people beguile me with snuggles, then steal my biscuits?
>>111837
I know it!
No.111839
>>111838
I know that you know that I know that we know that you sorta knew last tuesday on a blue moon in a leap year that you think you've known that your last great great grand father's brother who wrote a book which you may or may not have read about an old man who lost his sons to a war so he traveled the country to find the man responsible who it who then later turned out to be you're a faggot
No.111840
>>111839
That's a beautiful and touching story.
I'm personally looking forward to the novelization and 5-film tie-in deal.
No.111841
No.111842
>>111841
Make sure you let me know when I can pick up the book!
No.111843
>>111842
I'm commissioning skandi for it
No.111844
>>111843
Oooh, good thinking. Won't the book be in Norwegian, though?
No.111845
woke up so paranoid fam
even twitching my eye right now
No.111846
>>111844
just learn norwegian then!
No.111847
>>111845
Hey Tokai!
Haven't talked to you in a while. Why so paranoid?
No.111848
>>111846
That sounds like way too much effort.
No.111849
>>111848
best thing about something only sounding like something
No.111850
>>111849
There's probably a long incomprehensible Norwegian word for that.
And if there isn't, there will be one in Finnish.
No.111851
>>111850
so what you're saying is we need to nuke norway and finland? got it
No.111852
>>111847
hia
Iunno I just cant get rest
No.111855
>>111852
Aw. I hope you manage to get some later on.
Do you have any plans for today?
>>111854
You should have a better reason for nuking stuff.
No.111856
>>111855
they're your reasons….
No.111857
>>111856
I like Finland and Norway, though!
No.111858
It's been a fucking long day in game. Accomplished a lot. Gonna head off, good night /lewd/!
No.111859
>>111845
hope your okay tokie
No.111860
>>111858
life is feudal
and so are you
sweetest dreeams !
No.111861
>>111857
well you're going to like them under nuclear fall out now
No.111863
>>111858
Goodnight, Noun.
>>111859
>still waiting for you to save me from Seaworld
>>111861
Gee, thanks.
No.111864
Oh yeah make sure to tell Senti about my plans of establishing a good trading relationship with one of the bigger factions. I will not reveal the location of our home.
No.111865
No.111866
>>111855
thanks
Play skyrim mods!
No.111867
>>111866
Ewwwwww. Skyrimmmmm.
No.111868
>>111858
baibai
>>111859
probs gonna be!
>>111867
bluh
No.111869
>>111868
It's alright. I like you despite your terrible taste in games~
No.111870
>>111863
patience young padawan!
besides
y-you are
a-an
OTTER
No.111871
>>111870
Yeah, that probably means they'll kidnap me and put me on display!
No.111872
>>111871
I'm sure you'd look good as furniture~
No.111873
>>111871
i didn't know you were into exhbitionism ;)
No.111874
>>111872
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>111873
I'm not! That's the problem!
No.111875
>>111874
a latex foot rest for me~
No.111876
>>111874
I didn't know you were so
Vanilla~
No.111877
>>111875
Eww, no.
>>111876
Hmmph. Next you'll tell me that you're into it.
No.111878
No.111879
>>111877
>>111877
No way that is a terrible turn on!
I am into much classier things!
No.111882
Oh wait now I know why I'm anxious.
It's carnaval, damned catholics outside my window.
I need to fight them off THIS IS A PROTESTANT TOWN
baibai
No.111883
>>111878
Nah, I really wouldn't.
>>111879
Such as~?
No.111884
>>111882
Burn some at the stake for me!
No.111885
>>111883
have you tried it?
No.111887
>>111883
I am into panty and stockings
soo cuute
No.111888
>>111885
No, and I don't want to.
No.111889
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No.111890
>>111886
i'll listen to this once i finish grace, k? ; ;
No.111892
>>111887
Heh. The guy who's staying over for the weekend brought matching socks and arm warmers.
That's also pretty damn cute.
No.111894
>>111889
Sweetest dreams mr spider
>>111890
okie
im gettin my nig on to it
>>111892
>///////<
thats the cutest thing ever
>>111893
aw man b-burt not
not in front of all these people…..
No.111896
>>111894
Yup. I think I took a pic of him wearing the arm warmers last night.
> purple and black stripes
No.111897
>>111894
what's that? sounds dangerous
No.111898
>>111896
that makes my heart melt
>>111897
you know when like
niggas do that thing with their hands
its like
looks like your pushing someones head down on your junk kinda
but like your hand is all up in the air
its like
ayyyy
can you picture what I am saying
No.111900
>>111898
I'm good at saying stuff that has that effect~
No.111903
>>111901
haha
you are killing me
>>111900
you are killing me dotter
>>111899
cant explain it homie
its like
bone thugs niggas do it sometimes
its like
you put your hands in the air
t and you like
drop em and put em back up
and put e back up and like drop em
but like sometimes only one at a time
its like
you're niggin out
like i can get a pic maybe gimme a sec
No.111905
>>111903
i think i am probably not street enough to have seen this before. unless it's something like this https://youtu.be/ylkOAtifuJ0?t=6m41s i'm picturing this
No.111906
>>111905
yes sort of like that
have you ever seen bone thugs n harmonies 'the crossroads' music video?
like that but slower
more nigged out
No.111908
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>>111906
no i have never seen that……. i ahve no idea what is going on in that pic
No.111909
however i am cracking up at this conversation
No.111910
>>111907
m f w
>>111908
I'm at a loss
No.111912
>>111910
lol it's no problem
No.111913
>>111910
I dont really have any PSG webms damn
No.111918
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>>111914
some one needs mod A-10's into xcom,
No.111919
all these webms are garbage!!!!!!
No.111920
>>111918
I still need to play XCOM2. I was going to try it out with the steam controller yesterday, but it's not properly supported yet.
I have company, so it may just wait until I'm back on my own again.
No.111923
>>111921
d a i l y d o s e
No.111924
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>>111920
It's good Grenadiers are life treat them well
No.111925
>>111924
I'll remember!
How's your Sunday going?
No.111926
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>>111925
just playing xcom really, how's yours?
No.111927
>>111926
It's going well. Playing some Darkest Dungeon and I was listening to some music my bf sent me.
No.111928
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No.111929
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>111928
Mostly shoegaze stuff.
>
No.111930
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No.111931
No.111932
>>111930
>>111931
I'll check it out, thanks!
No.111934
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No.111936
>>111933
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
No.111938
>>111935
oh hi bard
>>111936
DOTTER!
No.111940
>>111938
How's it going, buddy?
No.111941
>>111938
how ya doin today hun
No.111942
>>111939
Just got home from hanging around town with a few friends
>>111940
>>111941
I don't wanna talk about how I feel
how are you two?
No.111943
>>111942
I'm pretty good and surprisingly not really hungover.
No.111944
>>111942
i'm tired
not sleepy yet though
No.111945
>>111943
did you get sozzled yesterday?
No.111946
>>111945
Yep. Watched Wolf of Wall Street and Rubber too.
No.111947
>>111946
you watched rubber
I am so sorry
No.111948
>>111947
I like that film!
No.111949
>>111947
did you not see wolf of wall street?
No.111950
Good morning/evening/afternoon/whateverthefuck, everyone!
No.111952
>>111951
Hey. How are things hangin', Sci?
No.111953
>>111949
no, I have
it's breddy gud
No.111954
>>111952
things are okay. kinda have to force myself to stay up a bit longer but that's no big deal
>>111953
yeah actually i didn't like wolf of wall street but i liked rubber.
No.111955
>>111950
hiya dranky how are ya
No.111956
>>111955
Feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep. How are things hanging for you?
No.111957
>>111949
Wolf of Wall Street was really good.
No.111958
>>111954
they're both pretty good movies
rubber's just…
just weird
No.111959
>>111956
Wish I could join ya! I might try here soon :p
No.111962
>>111960
>>111958
Cmon, we all like a little strangeness in our lives, don't we?
No.111965
No.111966
Oh I can feel it, today is the day to draw.
"morning" everyone!
No.111967
EUROPOORS WILL RULE THESE THREADS
until our american masters and mistresses come back anyways
No.111968
>>111966
Good morning. How are you today?
No.111969
>>111715
Is that a Yakui?
I like Yakuis.
No.111970
>>111969
I don't really think so. Has to have purple eyes as well as the purple maid dress that isn't there.
No.111971
>>111968
I am doing most excellent! Slept for 12 hours today so I suppose I finally got some rest from long hours I usually work.
And now I have whole day to do whatever I want! Which will probably be resting.
You?
No.111972
>>111971
Feeling refreshed also from a good night's sleep. Will probably spend the day chillaxing.
No.111973
>>111970
Nah, but there's handcuffs. That's a giveaway
No.111974
>>111967
Pff. No American is the master of me!
No.111975
>>111973
Yakui can go without handcuffs, too.
No.111976
>>111974
But a European is?
No.111977
>it was right under my nose the entire time
baka me
No.111978
>>111976
Not at this time.
No.111979
>>111978
You have an African master?! I knew it, you Brits are all the same!
No.111980
>>111979
I don't know why, but I chuckled at that.
No.111981
>>111979
I have no masters! GEEZ.
No.111982
>>111972
Chillaxing is the best. Especially if you are a wagecuck. You really get to appreciate it.
>>111974
Don't you want to economically immigrate to a better country tho?
No.111984
>>111982
Naaaaaah, I'm alright with being in the UK.
No.111985
>>111983
Hey Akari~
How are you today?
No.111986
>>111980
See, sometimes my sense of humour almost works!
>>111981
>tfw no Antarctic master
No.111987
>>111982
But, at the same time, I kinda feel bummed out when there isn't something to do, so uhh…yeah.
No.111988
>tfw put to much milk in coffe and now its starting to get cold realy fast
No.111989
>>111988
That's why I like it black: It won't cool down as fast so that the warmness can stay for longer periods of time.
No.111990
>>111984
L
O
N
D
O
N
?
>>111987
Irk, thats why I'll draw!
>>111988
tfw
No.111991
>>111986
I have a penguin for a master!
>>111988
Quickly, drink it and get another one!
No.111992
>>111985
Im doing okay.
How about you ^-^
>>111986
thats kinda mean if Miles read this.
No.111993
>>111990
Yep.
It's shit, but there are a ton of jobs there.
>>111992
I'm good, thanks.
> tfw it was nice, bright and sunny earlier and now it's raining
So much for my plans to go out.
No.111994
Morning everyone!
its me again Date!!
i hope you all have been having a nice day!
i just woke up, i have a headache, and i slept for 4 hours
but im happy!
No.111995
>>111993
>NO JOBS CENTRE
Oh wow that sounds really good actually.
Can you tell me average monthly and hourly wage, lowest wage and stuff like that.
Cuz I kinda feel like immigrant labor architect even tho I was never schooled to be one.
No.111996
>>111994
Hey Date!
Teach me your secrets!
No.111997
>>111991
I knew it! It's their freaky mouths that turn you on, isn't? Like an onahole with teeth!
>>111992
He'd know perfectly well that was a joke!
No.111998
>>111995
What, averages for the country or London?
I don't know what architects are paid, though you're probably getting a rough deal - it's all good experience though, right?
No.112000
>>111997
Someone's clearly putting too much thought into the idea of fucking penguins!
No.112001
>>111996
the secrets to a long happy celibate lifestyle?
>>111999
Hallo!!!
No.112003
>>111997
I knew it was a joke, just a decent one.
No.112004
>>112000
Well, I was going to make a joke about penguin dick, but it turns out penguins don't have those, so I needed to improvise.
No.112005
>>111998
Actually, give me both, and all averages you may know off, it would be very helpful.
And yes, experiencei s so fucking good, I want to work here for at least 6 months so I can put that in my resume and wherever I go I could possibly land an easy architectual job.
Plus I can be like, independent on commision basis architect, and do that next to my art and stuff. Who knows? Either way experience is hella good! And hella official in eyes of law.
No.112006
>>112001
of course thats why im here
to teach lewd the way of a healthy p ure and clean lifestyle!
No.112007
>tfw me and my friends are going to make brugers and cake for super bowl and watch it together
this is going to be so fun
bye bye
No.112008
>>112007
is super bowl today?
No.112009
>>112004
So you did look it up!
>>112005
Here you go:
http://www.salaryexplorer.com/salary-survey.php?loc=3285&loctype=3
I don't know how accurate it is, though.
>>112007
> watching the superbowl
Fuckin' eww.
Have fun!
No.112010
>>112007
ah thanks for reminding me!
i cant believe i forgot the most important day of the year!
No.112012
>>112011
you should totally watch the super bowl with me in bed
together <3
No.112013
>>112012
> sharing a bed
IMP URE
No.112014
>>112013
ahhhh i forgot you were on here >.<
i plea the fifth!!!
No.112015
>>112014
Too late! You already incriminated yourself and I got it all on tape!
No.112016
>>112015
but i didnt say to do lewd stuff
just a platonic bed sharing to watch the super bowl i swear!!!!
No.112017
>>112016
You said you couldn't share a bed platonically, though!
No.112018
>>112017
W-well there can be exceptions….. ;_;
No.112019
wooow this date guy is a slut x)
No.112020
>>112018
You didn't make one for me!
No.112021
>>112009
Wtf thats only twice as much as my salary
I thought it would be more.
No.112022
>>112019
no im not!
>>112020
well you never asked for one….
No.112023
>>112022
Would you watch super bowl in bed with me today?
No.112024
>>112021
> only twice as much
Hah, that's hardly a good thing.
>>112022
I'll ask for one now!
No.112025
No.112026
>>112023
no im sorry i will only watch it with one person!!
and he knows who he is
>>112024
you have my blessing!
No.112027
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>>112026
Tell them who it is
No.112028
>>112024
Well, I only finished high school. And only three year one!
Plus its so small just because this is my first probation month. It will increase as I do this job, I hope. Boss said that, I hope he increases it as he said.
I just like hearing what people say about my current shit salary.
Btw everyone in croatia is jealous of me, because I make 3x of average croatian salary with this one.
No.112030
>>112029
such a good boy :)
No.112034
>>112026
Yay!
So, do we get to have something special that only we watch?
>>112028
If you can save up a bit and pay for your expenses in France, it's all good.