No.112033
fuck law n science n shit edition
No.112036
>>112033
FUCK EVERYTHINGGGGG
No.112037
>>112036
no thats not right!
No.112038
>>112037
Pretend to be slutty, then FUCK EVERYTHINGGGGGG
No.112039
No.112040
>>112038
noooo being slutty is imslutty !!!
No.112041
>>112040
ahhhhh word filter >.<
No.112042
Also fuck math n nigga that invented it
No.112043
>>112040
Screencapped, printed and framed for posterity.
No.112044
>>112036
FUCK CANADA
FUCK MEXICO
FUCK SOUTH AMERICA
FUCK BRAZIL ESPECIALLY
FUCK ARGENTINA
FUCK ENGLAND
FUCK IRELAND
FUCK FRANCE
FUCK ITALY
FUCK SPAIN
FUCK PORTUGAL
FUCK LUXEMBOURG
FUCK BELGIUM
FUCK GERMANY jk i love u daddyland
FUCK THE FORMER YUGOSLAVIA
FUCK ROMANIA
FUCK RUSSIA
FUCK /V4/
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T GERMANY OR USA
USA USA
No.112045
>>112043
i dont believe you, its just banter i know it
No.112049
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No.112050
…Welp, I come back, and everybody is talking about fucking people. I have come back to gold here. lol
No.112051
File: 1454860330993.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.96 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 25666-touhou-hakurei-reimu….jpg)
No.112052
>>112042
yeah
and FUCK THE NIGGA THAT MADE PEANUT BUTTER N VEGEMITE TOO
No.112053
File: 1454860398867.jpg (782.7 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 43a9231e06845e90bcf9e63679….jpg)
No.112054
>>112044
>doesnt fuck croatia
owned
>>112052
What the fuck that sounds disgussting, fuck that nigga 4 real
No.112055
>>112045
I would do it if I had a printer!
No.112056
>>112044
list seems to be alright.
>>112049
Im glad you corrected yourself with >>112051
No.112057
>>112054
Also didn't fuck northern ireland heh
No.112058
File: 1454860602315.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.9 KB, 485x800, 97:160, 21b5e1e33ffc6e463001d341b0….jpg)
No.112059
>>112058
forgot to untick spoiler thing
NOT LEWD OK!!
No.112060
>>112058
For now!
I'll still cap it, though.
No.112061
>>112057
Speaking of, does anyone here like pool?
No.112062
>>112060
well even so dont show anyone because it was a mistake and taking the text out of proportion is mean
No.112063
>>112057
Thats part of uk, or better known to dumb americans as "england".
So you got fucked.
speaking of
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO KICK UK OUT OF EUROPE HOLY FUCK
No.112064
>>112053
heh
>>112054
fuck that was the one place i was going to say, but i thought it was part of Yugoslavia so I didn't say it.
>>112056
<3 just get rid of merkel already and i would love you even more
No.112065
>>112063
>WHEN ARE WE GOING TO KICK UK OUT OF EUROPE HOLY FUCK
We'll kick ourselves out in the referendum, unfortunately.
No.112066
>>112057
haha nigga what the fuck is northern ireland
No.112068
>>112057
By the way, hello, there, Koa. How's it going?
No.112069
>>112067
That wasn't the picture I ordered, dammit.
No.112071
>>112061
I can play pool, but I prefer snooker
>>112063
Still everyone forgets we are part of the UK anyhow :P
>>112064
<3
>>112068
Not bad not long up just relaxing drinking some tea and doing my nails :3
>>112069
It's bent well out of shape :P
No.112072
>>112070
Waaaay too slutty~
No.112073
File: 1454860989998-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.25 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, angela-merkel-jubelt-im-st….jpg)
Im happy
>>112064
if nothing happen she will get re-elected.
>>112065
good luck
No.112074
>>112071
Uhh, what's snooker? Sorry for sounding like a dumbass…
No.112076
>>112072
No!! D:
im p ure and lewd like a petite flower
>>112073
im happy you are happy!
No.112077
>>112073
I think the stuff coming out of the EU is better than the stuff we're getting out of our own government lately.
>>112074
Maybe you know it is as billiards.
>>112076
By your own admission, you're not!
No.112078
>>112064
>part of yugoslavia
lmfao whats up with you americans
my bf thought that too
fk u racists we our own country now, with COMPLETELY different language
we have 4 new letters so its different
>>112065
You don't use euros anyways GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>112071
I don't even know where or what are you.
No.112079
No.112080
>>112073
>re-elected
IT'S TIME TO STOP
No.112081
>>112077
Ah, so its a different name…Alright, then. I actually like billiards, so, uh, yeah.
No.112082
>>112077
and by my actions im not!
No.112083
>>112078
It's not as if it's my choice!
No.112084
>>112082
Not convinced.
But you are still cute, so eh.
No.112086
>>112078
I'm from Northern Ireland :)
No.112088
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No.112090
>>112078
i don't actually care too much about what other countries do so i don't know too much about em
mainly because anything the smaller european countries do doesn't affect me too much
>>112088
No.112091
>>112087
Stop dying, dammit!
No.112092
File: 1454861450851.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)
>>112088
Terrorist my butt :3
No.112095
>>112089
L-lewd!!!
>>112091
well stop killing me with nice words!!
No.112096
>>112083
Yeah but still. Why the fuck doesn't uk use euros anyways.
>>112085
>>112086
im from yugoslavia
jk im not that old
>>112090
wow u really are an american
clab clab :^^^^^^^DD
No.112097
ok i feel sad and happy ;_;
i just spent 20 dollars on another csgo skin when i promised myself i would buy games D:
No.112098
>>112095
Nah, I can't stop now.
No.112099
>>112096
Because we're special snowflakes who think we aren't part of Europe despite being in it.
The whole island mentality thing.
No.112100
>>112098
ahh well you better have a defribillator ready because you are going to have to resurrect me alot
No.112101
>>112096
*kisses you on the nose*
i wish we had your energy policy and used nuclear more
No.112102
>>112100
It's a price worth paying.
No.112103
>>112097
Just terrible tbh
>>112099
Tiny island tiny gene pool?
>>112101
Wtf we had energy policies?
No.112106
>>112103
Yeah and i like the one you have especially!
No.112107
>>112102
ahhh bully!
>>112103
i know!!! but i cant stop!
No.112108
>>112107
> bullying you with niceness
Next I'll hit you with the softest of pillows.
No.112109
>>112108
;_; not too hard pls
No.112110
>>112109
It'll be like I'm stroking your cheek with a feather.
No.112111
>person talking about being p.ure
>on a board called /lewd/
No.112112
>>112110
:3 thx
>>112111
I am!
i just find the company of the people here really nice!
No.112113
>>112105
wtf is this
isnt canada french????
>>112106
Please educate me quickly about my own country's energy policy.
>>112107
Valve really did good by doing everything that was was bad but gave them money in tf2 to import it to csgo.
>>112111
Oh hey thats me, the půrest
No.112114
>>112113
i-i don't know what it's exactly but i know you guys use mostly nuclear power!
No.112115
>>112113
>praises self being p.ure
>didn't mind Koa's lewddump
No.112116
File: 1454862516462.jpg (544.3 KB, 669x1000, 669:1000, 0559efdd84713fddac12b045bd….jpg)
>>112115
It's lewd you gotta dump a few things here or there :P
No.112118
>>112116
i just put my hands in my face so i wont see the lewd
No.112119
>>112114
As we should! Its cleanest and safest energy around fk u dumbass liberals go mine in a coal!
fuck those environmentalists, get a job or something
>>112116
dis
No.112120
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>>112118
I bet you'd have a peek though :P
No.112121
>>112120
Now things are getting interesting…
No.112122
>>112120
not if put a paper to the side of the monitor were pictures appear >:D
No.112123
>>112122
Due to the brightness of the monitor, it will still shine through the paper.
No.112124
>>112119
exactly
dumbasses don't even understand how far nuclear power has gone since the 80s
it's infuriating!
No.112125
>>112122
heh not if I do a big dump :3
No.112126
>>112123
not if its that black carton paper one ;D
>>112125
even so i will stay slutty !!!
forever >:D
No.112128
>>112126
>looks at second sentence
That's the spirit!
No.112129
>>112127
What does "kek" mean, anyways? I see it a lot, but I never learned what is is.
No.112130
>>112126
…………………
disregard the comment i have forgotten the word filter again
>>112128
nooooooooo
No.112131
>>112130
No-one's sluttier than you, Date!
No.112132
>when u clear/clean errythang
CHILL
No.112133
File: 1454863454036.png (216.67 KB, 776x777, 776:777, 12510363_1509027626059602_….png)
>>112131
ah!
you got no proof of that!
No.112134
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>>112129
Its a different acronym of "LOL"
same as "LEL"
No.112135
>>112133
>>112126
..need I say more?
No.112136
>>112134
oh
so it's like
KEK OUT KEK
No.112137
>>112134
Ah, okay then. Thanks.
No.112138
>>112136
No its like lol, lel its just Kek
No.112139
>>112135
that was the dumb word filter :T
No.112140
>>112138
laugh out loud
lough eut loud
kek eut kek?
No.112141
>>112133
We have tons of proof!
Any court in the land would convict you of unseemly lewdness!
No.112142
No.112143
File: 1454863866923.jpg (65.5 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, ca28c8e94947f37be7c0efb85a….jpg)
>>112140
Its just a different way of typing lol.
No.112144
>>112141
no no no its all lies!
>>112142
im not a villian!!
No.112146
>>112145
i have plenty of times explaining my celibacy and how im p ure and clean
No.112147
>>112143
oh
like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lel?
No.112148
>>112146
It all sounds like a cover up to me!
No.112149
>>112143
[\spoiler\] I think he is just trolling at this point. [\spoiler\]
No.112150
File: 1454864063712.jpg (151.49 KB, 500x699, 500:699, 886595f5e1799e6bcf5a8e0ff0….jpg)
No.112151
>>112148
well it aint
my mind body and soul are p ure
and i have never once had sexual relationships!
so ha jokes on you
No.112152
>>112149
Well, fuck. Had a guess at how to spoiler things, but it didn't work.
No.112153
>>112151
Just because you haven't had sexual relationships, it doesn't mean you wouldn't have any given the choice!
>>112152
Use ** at both ends.
No.112154
>>112152
[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ]
(without the spaces)
No.112155
>>112153
even if i was offered it i would deny with no hesitation
No.112156
Im gonna sleep
I hope I sleep for a very long time
No.112157
No.112158
>>112155
We should test this out in person.
No.112159
>>112155
no need because i would say no
No.112160
>>112149
I know hes trolling, I was just humoring him :3
>>112157
or ** at the beginning of what you say, and at the end. no spaces
No.112162
>>112161
its the truth
im saving myself for my future husband!
No.112163
>>112160
okay.
*Does this work?*
No.112164
>>112163
Two asterisks on both sides, not one!
No.112165
>>112163
Does this work NOW?
No.112166
>>112163
>>112165
2 not one and you'll have it yep
No.112167
No.112168
I have a sword and a horse.
And everyone on the server already knows my name because of my banditry. Soon, my infamy will control the server, like always happens.
No.112169
>>112168
more like get us killed
No.112170
>>112169
I have killed people, and have never been killed, you know?
No.112171
>>112170
oh well that's reassuring
good thing people can't respawn like this is a video game or something
No.112172
I woke up 2 hours ago but im sleepy again
No.112174
No.112175
I wish I had a girlfriend who would make me buy her a bunch of expensive clothes then when I give them to her the would burn them and spit on me and call me a stupid excuse for a boyfriend and I don't deserve the money I make and steal my debit card and spend my money on more useless things only to throw them out or ruin it while laughing at me
No.112176
>>112174
I think it's my coping method
No.112178
>>112176
Coping method for what?
No.112179
>>112176
hi brat!
feeling the blues today?
No.112181
>>112180
>>112180
I'm gonna kiss your tummy
No.112182
>>112178
life, when I look at dancing things or spinning things it takes me out of it and I could watch them for hours, like this
>>112179
hihi, no not really any different than usual
>>112180
hallo
why's the quality so weird
No.112183
>>112182
ah well dont feel sad!
if you need help i can help!
dont be shy now
No.112184
File: 1454867331899.gif (996.42 KB, 500x282, 250:141, tumblr_m2mtme7vys1qej54bo1….gif)
No.112186
I'm gonna go to sleep happy now.
No.112187
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No.112188
>>112186
good night.
SLEEP WELL!
No.112189
>>112184
Hallo there! How are ya?
No.112190
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>>112181
remember >sprinkles
>>112182
i don't know, but hey
No.112191
>>112187
>>112188
I'm not going to bed yet!
Also, no hearts, I belong to someone amazing.
No.112192
>>112191
Kyoko finally got dommed!
good on you!
No.112194
>>112193
o-oh…
sorry, i tend to think of belonging as like, a property thing!
i'm totally mentally sound…
No.112196
>>112195
Hahahahaha. What's up Akari?
No.112197
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
In this life that we call home
The years go fast and the days go so slow
No.112198
>>112196
nothing much ;)
are you playing this survival game later?
Today I think Im going to join again.
No.112199
>>112198
Join! I'm going to sleep soon but many /lewd/ies will be online today. We need help building and defending our settlement.
No.112200
>>112199
Im very lazy in this kind of games.
I enjoy to always being close to my home and make sure everything is alright.
No.112201
>>112200
Stay close to your home, take care of your work, support the commune. It's very comfy, and you feel good by helping.
No.112204
>>112201
probably also gonna buy it when i have a PC again
No.112205
stupid fucking torrent sites fucking shit stupid ass obscure weeaboo music fuck
No.112206
>>112204
you become the village slut okay?
No.112207
>>112205
dont be a weeb then.
No.112209
herehere have what I spent way too much time trying to get
https://a.uguu.se/tfvihs.mp3
No.112213
File: 1454870025575.jpg (122.93 KB, 409x397, 409:397, db6973c077612582d9182808db….jpg)
>>112212
It will be fun for you
No.112215
>>112213
ah dont bully him!
we have to be nice to everyone <3
No.112217
File: 1454870357304.png (166.32 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, tmp_15176-1453598242599920….png)
I fucked up my pc so I have to do a clean windows install
but none of my shit is backed up so I'm having to move it to my laptop piece by piece with a 14gb usb
kill me please
No.112218
>>112216
we have to love and be kind to all!
No.112219
File: 1454870486368.jpg (96.42 KB, 1280x1159, 1280:1159, Mawaru_Penguindrum_-_18_-_….jpg)
No.112220
>>112217
>not buying a external HDD
No.112221
>>112217
:T sorry to hear that
but atleast you can back it up :D and didnt lose anything
No.112222
Date and me are going to play some Killing Floor now.
Dont wait for us.
No.112224
I'm having sex with a woman.
No.112225
There's leaders, and there's followers, but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower.
No.112226
No.112227
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>>112225
why wouldnt you want to swallow? t-that doesnt make sense ;-;
No.112228
>tfw i dont know any yeezy lyrics off the top of my head
how else am i gonna shitpost????? :0
oh yeah
FART
No.112230
>>112229
*farts on u*
good morning babe ;)
No.112231
File: 1454871944295.gif (485.22 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mp6cupUA8t1qdd3rpo1….gif)
No.112232
>>112230
Mind your manners around me, young lady.
>>112231
Hey, how are you today?
No.112234
>>112232
*rips a silent one*
sorry dude i wont do it again >;D
No.112236
>>112234
Murder-murder, kill get your fucking cap peeled
Fear around here, I smell death around here
Don't be snooping 'round here, get dogged around here
>>112233
Have any plans for today?
No.112237
>>112235
Woah dude, stop flirting with me bro… Good morning.
No.112238
I was able to fix it without a clean install, thank you for believing in me
No.112239
Welp, time to do shit in Life is Feudal… Alone.
>brat has forsaken the game
No.112240
>>112236
Cause I'm tha type o' nigga that's built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I'll put a foot in ya ass
See I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin'
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin'?
No.112241
>>112239
I wanna play again I just don't know what to do, I'll go watch tutorial videos so I'm not a burden. It makes me anxious just walking around not helping and I'm afraid to ask
No.112242
>>112239
i'll play with you…
No.112243
No.112244
>>112236
i was out with friends im alone home now tho
No.112245
so what is everyone doing here rn? <3
No.112246
>>112245
Watching the super bowl pre-show.
No.112247
>>112241
Think you'd be willing to grind the heck out of a skill tree? Give me some time and I'll find a job for you. I'm about to create a crapload of Naptha and Flux in an attempt to start a good trade relationship with one of the bigger factions.
Personally, I think I could use another herbalist if you can handle the grind.
No.112248
>>112246
oh the super bowl is today? how bout that
>>112245
probably gonna go get taco bell and watch my friends get stoned while i babysit
No.112249
>>112247
I don't really care what it is if I'm helping. If you just tell me what I need to look up how to do I'll do it
No.112250
hey hey
don't want the Panthers to win the Superbowl
I live in Charlotte and it's fucking stupid right now, I don't want some dumb parade
want the other people to win
ok
No.112251
File: 1454872758865.gif (232.44 KB, 300x169, 300:169, You like butts don t you _….gif)
>>112248
doesnt sound much fun tbh :c
im just posting on /lewd/ and lewd pics on /cuteboys/
No.112252
>>112251
I knew I should go on /cuteboys/ more often.
No.112253
>>112250
that american sport stuff is too complex for me :c
No.112254
>>112251
ehh itll be fine and ill get free food and watch them do stupid kid shit
No.112257
>>112249
Okay look at how to level Natures Lore, Gathering and Herbalism. You have to do Natures Lore first, then once you get that to 30 (preferably 60, which is what I did) then get your Gathering up to 30 which will unlock herbalism. If you need any help just tell me.
>>112251
How 'bout you just post the pics here!
No.112259
>>112256
shhh
nothing to see here
No.112260
>>112259
Just on cuteboys, huh?
No.112261
>>112257
that'd be a bit too lewd >.>
No.112262
SOMEONE CHOPPED DOWN ALL MY APPLE TREES WHAT THE FUCK
No.112265
>>112262
D: c-calm down pls ur scary ;-;
No.112266
>>112261
its not hard to find tho heh c:
No.112268
Guys I wanted to share what I wad eating for lunch.
No.112269
wow you weren't kidding when you said it was easy to find, fucking slut
No.112274
>>112270
I have a very uncomfortable boner right now.
No.112275
No.112276
>>112273
I fucking detest /cuteboys/, have of them are fat fucks that don't even shave, look like shit, or are attention whores and it just pisses me off. I want me and every other fucking faggot to burn in hell. I only like attention whoring when I do it.
No.112278
Will anyone be boyfriend on steam :)
No.112279
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No.112280
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>>112277
Bring a vegan isn't for everyone.
No.112281
>>112276
I fucking hate how huboxxy /cb/ is. I criticize one person and I get banned for a week by that fucking touchy admin for being hateful when I was really only speaking the truth.
No.112282
>>112276
> I want me and every other fucking faggot to burn in hell. I only like attention whoring when I do it.
Okay, cool.
Get started on the burning in hell bit and maybe we'll join you in a while.
No.112283
>>112281
Post your penis bro.
No.112284
>>112281
I feel you, it gives me this sick feeling in my stomach that I get from flamboyant faggots. I think it's like a refusal to accept that this is what other people see me as kind of thing, I just fucking hate it all
No.112285
>>112284
Massage your anus.
No.112286
>>112284
>mfw I got banned for attention whoring because I avatarfagged as Revy
>banned for attentionwhoring an anime girl
>ON /CUTEBOYS/
How the fuck. They're so contradictory.
No.112287
>>112284
well i dont like /cuteboys/ but i dont know a better place to be on :c . except here ofc
>>112285
shh this is an intense shit right here
No.112288
>>112283
you're a sick pervert
but yeah do it
No.112290
>>112285
fuck you I'm pissed off that I went there and saw hairy man dick claiming to be cute
>>112286
it's probably for the best, it's a shit board anyway
>>112287
just do it in private, I can't talk because I've posted shit here and there but you'll feel better about it
No.112293
>>112291
it's when she's god
double
nigger
No.112294
hey hey im back!
how is your day going lewd?
feel free to tell me about the good the bad and the ugly and i dont mean a synopsis of the wonderful film!
No.112295
I'm fingering my ass hole
No.112296
>>112294
weren't you playing KF2?
No.112297
>>112294
Hello,
Im Akari and Im in love.
>>112295
eww
No.112298
>>112293
it's still shit
>>112295
ew
No.112299
>>112294
Do you believe in auras date?
No.112303
File: 1454874660030.jpg (45.19 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Danganronpa-AE-New-Trail_0….jpg)
>>112297
>>112298
Some women like that side of my personality.
No.112304
>>112301
penguin police will help you kill baka
No.112305
>>112296
we played fora tad bit yes!
>>112297
heya !!! <3
>>112299
ah im not aware of it care to elaborate a bit on it?
>>112302
pffft with your skills its ez pz lemon squeazy friend
No.112306
>>112304
suck me nigger penguin
No.112307
>>112304
I don't wanna kill him I just want him to see long hair meduka a good god
No.112308
>>112305
The chords is actually more complicated than it appears.
No.112309
I'm gonna fuck off for a while ok
bye bye
No.112310
>>112308
see you are that good that a layman like me wouldnt even notice
you got it!!
No.112311
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hmm. I dunno why my bf is getting me to watch this, but it's oddly compelling.
No.112314
>>112307
i could just shine in his eyes with my flashlight! i.is that good?
No.112315
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>>112305
Auras are the life force that comes off of a person. Some people believe auras let you see if a person is good or bad by looking at the aura that surrounds them.
No.112318
>>112315
ah ok well i basically go by first impressions IE, looks physical appearance and facial expression
but ill look into it sounds interesting
No.112320
>>112317
*turn flashlight on*
No.112321
>>112319
well baby steps and little by little you will get closer to your goal
right?
No.112322
No.112324
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>>112323
eyyy good luck cool cat
No.112327
>>112320
ABUSE ABUSE
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE
No.112328
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No.112329
>>112326
thats what shrine maidens are for !
No.112331
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>>112329
wierd… for me you have other usages.
No.112332
>>112328
hey chico whats the happs?
No.112333
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No.112335
>>112328
Hello.
>>112329
I suppose.
No.112336
>>112331
W-what kind of uses?
No.112338
>>112330
sissy humiliation?
No.112339
>>112330
oi oi
>>112332
nothing to it
>>112335
how's it going?
No.112340
>>112336
are you sure I should call them out in public?
No.112341
>>112338
sorry he already has someone to do that to
No.112342
>>112340
well yeah i need to remember what it was cause i forgot
No.112343
>>112341
Do you believe in the afterlife?
No.112344
>>112339
Fine more or less. Just relaxing myself with some guitar playing.
No.112345
>>112343
hmmm well kinda its a pretty sketch topic because no one really knows until we actually die and well no one has come back from the dead to tell us about it
No.112346
What's a weird quirk about your body ?
I have really sensitive skin and bruise super easily and when I get haircuts the barber ladies always ask if they're hurting me because my skin gets all red from the buzzers :c
No.112347
>>112345
Yes you have to have faith it is real. This is how it's taught.
No.112348
>>112346
i have girly eyelashes, and i broke the same arm twice, and well thats it
No.112349
Hey everyone, I am back.
Speaking of things related to religion, I, myself, am an agnostic in the way that I wouldn't really care whether there is a God or not. If there IS a God, then I would still try to make my own way without the aid of God, if he exists.
No.112350
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>>112347
well i never really put time aside to really study it but i probably should soon its a good thing to have a disscusion on
No.112351
>>112346
That's like my grandma. She's 85 years old and takes blood thinners.
No.112352
>>112346
i barely have body hair
No.112353
>>112348
>Girly eyelashes
the girls in my highschool used to ask me which mascara I used because mine are so long
No.112354
>>112344
good
>>112346
asides from red sores all over me that are now just blotches
I have a harry potter scare
No.112355
>tfw working
>>112322
Hey I have a fetish for you.
>>112349
god doesnt real - black science man
No.112356
>>112353
Do you shave your body hair?
No.112357
No.112358
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>>112353
yeah the girls would always complement me on them, and apparently i look cute with long hair but i always cut it
No.112359
>>112356
>>112356
I can't grow hair on my body there's like 1 akward hair on my chest I just pluck off and my beard still takes 2 weeks to grow in all patchy
>I'm almost 23
No.112360
>>112359
>im barely 22
grandpa
No.112361
>>112355
The thing is, I will not believe there is a God until I see scientific, actual, irrefutable proof that a God exists. If I HAVE, I haven't found a reason to believe in God yet.
No.112362
>>112359
basically me but i have a pretty sick mustache
im glad i dont grow a beard
yuck!
whens your birthday?
No.112363
>>112360
i am a young delicate flower you INFANT
No.112364
>>112363
that likes to be broken
No.112365
>>112362
3 months and 20 days from now
No.112366
>>112361
proof god doesnt real
u cant
checkmate atheists
No.112367
>>112362
Grow out your hair and shave your beared every second day, sissy!
No.112368
>>112365
ah nice nice mine is in may!
No.112369
>>112366
Show a document, then. I will wait.
No.112370
>>112363
Aint you bit too old to be "surfing" the "interwebz" gramps?
AOL is dead
No.112371
>>112346
my skin is extremely sensitive to light touch, I can't wear a normal shirt without wearing something extremely tight fitting underneath
i wear my belts very tight around my pants, and my hips are bruised because of it
i hate wearing clothes because of this
No.112372
>>112367
ahh but its hard to take care of long hair :T
but i would like to dress up as a cute shrine maiden someday
No.112373
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No.112374
No.112375
>>112370
>I used dialup until 2008
you whippersnappers don't know the suffering
No.112376
>>112375
I know a person who used dial-up until a year and a half ago.
No.112377
Guys, stop making me look ancient.
No.112378
>>112377
well you look cute
No.112379
>>112372
You should get used to it!
No.112380
>>112369
GOD IS REAL
THE REALEST
DA REAL OG
>>112373
>>112374
Wow barely legal
Thats adorable!
>>112375
>literally new version of I walked 20 kilometers to school every day
No.112381
>>112380
I walked to school too
No.112382
>>112380
I'm not sure documents have this brash language. lol
No.112383
>>112379
i will!! F-for you
>>112377
you are A-ok dot <3
No.112384
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>>112377
If its any consolation my bf is 29 now.
Almost 30.
Kinda gross. But he did managed to get me so he is pretty lucky!
keep ur chin up
b urself
dont stop believing
girls love older guys
No.112385
>>112384
Hah, fair enough. I'm 30.
No.112386
So…what does everyone have as a beverage that they are drinking? Jus' curious.
No.112387
No.112389
No.112390
>>112386
Personally, I am having sweetened tea right now.
No.112391
>>112382
STOP TROLLING ME ATHEIST TROLL!
*****TIPS FEDORA*******
PROOF GOD AINT REAL NOW
>>112381
Hey thats cool, I rode a bike unlike other kids that took a bus. It was really nice, not to mention healthy!
>>112385
Perfect age to get a younger clueless waifu if you ask me!
No.112392
>>112391
Ahh, no need for a waifu. I have a bf in Poland.
No.112393
No.112394
>>112391
i like to be the waifu of someone around the age 21 or smth
No.112395
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im 22 turning 23 in may
but im content with my age
No.112397
No.112398
i started out fucking really people from the age of 18 and now everyone is generally younger than me
what does it mean
No.112399
>>112391
lol wow chill dude
No.112400
No.112402
>>112396
>.> lass mich raten du trinkst becks oder jever
No.112403
No.112404
>>112398
Uhhhhhhhhh….What???
No.112405
>>112392
Even better!
>>112394
The best time unless you like them younger and more clueless.
>>112395
Why the fuck would you be happy with your age?
>>112399
WHERE PROOFS
No.112407
>>112405
IDK, was just fuckin' wit' ya. Jesus…
No.112408
>>112405
nah im 18 and like them to be a bit older <3
guess im the clueless haha
No.112409
No.112410
>>112406
You pissed me off when you called me "Rox".
No.112411
>>112401
>>112404
i started out fucking people much older than me
now i generally have been with people much younger than me
oops
No.112412
>>112405
why not?
plus its one of those things that are irreversible
No.112413
>>112410
Wow, AKIRA…A movie I havent seen in a WHILE.
No.112414
>>112402
>DFW gestern becks getrunken
Wir hatten gesten bei mir im garten tatsächlich ein Lagerfeuer gemacht. Ich trinke aber auch sogut wie jedes andere Bier.
No.112415
>>112411
>now i generally have been with people much younger than me
Story of my life.
No.112416
No.112417
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>>112414
Im lonely you should hop on my bed with me!!
No.112418
>>112407
DONT SPEAK GODS SON NAME IN VAIN HEATHEN
How did you not fucking realize I was fucking with you too.
What the fuck dude…
>>112408
Oh well, you technically are, unless you are really mature for your age, which you may think you are but…
But I see, older than you means more socially secure I suppose.
>>112412
Maybe once you get older you will want to give everything to be young again.
Plus we live in time where that might actually be possible.
No.112419
No.112420
>>112419
he is mine so its ok
No.112421
>>112418
I realized that a few posts ago. I was just playin' along.
No.112423
>>112414
dachte mir dass du nur mainstream trinks. trink halt mal tannenzäpfle oder so
No.112424
No.112425
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>>112424
ha, burned yourself there a bit.
No.112426
Off to do my first trade run… wish me luck! It looks like shit because I have the grass turned off for farming herbs.
No.112427
No.112428
>>112417
b-but hun.
Its not time for sleepy sleepy.
>>112423
>le mainstream maymay
>>112426
LOOKS COMFY.
I realy should join and start building my own house.
No.112430
>>112428
but i dont want to sleep in it…
No.112431
>>112426
KILL THEM ALL
KILL THEM ALL
No.112433
>>112427
But the initial YOOOOOUUU was talking about anyone other than myself, you just finished the statement and burned yourself.
No.112434
>>112432
Wow, I fucked that up. I think I need coffee.
No.112435
>>112426
low quality lmfao
No.112437
>>112432
dotter pls
>>112433
well suck my dick then faggot
No.112438
>>112432
I'm pretty sure you meant pùre.
No.112439
>>112430
But bed are for sleeping.
What do you have in your mind?
>>112432
heh
No.112440
>>112432
>
>IM slutty.
Hey bro are you interested in mutual lovemaking
No.112441
No.112443
No.112444
>>112442
Oh alright. I'm a giant fucking slut.
No.112445
>>112432
i dont judge your life choices
>>112439
S-stuff
dont make me say it in public >/////<
No.112447
No.112448
>>112444
Yes, you are. Stop being that.
>>112445
Don't you?
No.112450
>>112445
no i just nicely tell you that your lifestyle isnt particularly correct
big difference
No.112451
>>112436
You didn't invent society yet and you want to build nukes already???
No.112452
this is >>112450
for you>>112448
No.112453
>>112450
And, I, of course do the same for you!
I'm merely trying to prevent you from making a mistake which would prematurely ruin your life of chastity and púrity!
No.112454
No.112455
Aw, holy shit, a wave of tiredness strikes me like a semi truck.
Might pass out, so if you don't see many posts, that is why.
No.112457
>>112456
Pre-filter slutty.
No.112459
No.112460
>>112453
B-but he has done stuff to me already >///////<
No.112461
>tfw grades slipping from as to bs
>tfw no work because no one will hire, enough students already
independence and power never
No.112462
>>112459
Yay!
>>112460
> tfw Date is no longer púre
> life is no longer worth living
No.112464
No.112465
>>112461
I know that first feel. Second, not yet.
No.112466
No.112467
>>112461
there there i shrine maiden date can help you
want me to make a charm for you for better luck?
No.112468
>>112464
Hmm, good, I think. I have my flat back to myself which is kind of nice, but means no spooning in bed tonight.
RIP.
No.112469
>>112462
im still a virgin!!!!
No.112470
>>112468
Yourself? How so ;;
No.112471
So who's /Superbowl50/ here?
No.112472
No.112473
>>112469
But for how long, huhhhh?
>>112470
I think I need to drink more coffee before I can understand that question.
No.112476
>>112471
here here here
>saints will never win another one
GO PANTHERS
even if they are my rivals
No.112477
>>112473
Were there people before?
And you spooned? With who!
No.112478
>>112473
for 22 years and still going!!
>>112475
thats A-ok!
No.112479
>>112465
it's like they want me to make effort in school now, which is shit
>>112466
how does one into work?
>>112467
i'd prefer it if you gave me a comfy job making those good luck charms!
No.112480
>>112477
A guy I know from the gfur threads was over for the weekend. There was spooning and snuggling involved.
No.112481
>>112479
yes yes shrine maiden date at your service!!
No.112482
>>112476
I'm not sure what team to follow because i normally don't watch that stuff.
No.112483
No.112484
>>112479
you gotta get lucky with it
No.112485
>>112483
Don't tell me cute is filtered.
No.112486
>>112482
xb
im an NFL nerd…..
but yes either way its going to be really rad!
No.112487
>>112483
Cute isn't filtered!
And yeah, it was good.
No.112488
>>112485
E.verything is f.iltered h.ere.
No.112489
>>112481
ok then
how much does it pay and where do i start?!
>>112484
well, we'll see about that
>>112486
panthers a best, cam newton a on fire
No.112490
>>112487
I don't trust /lewd/ anymore!
Also nice :3 I spent the week doing just one thing but it was enjoyable and stuff.
No.112491
>>112489
for everyone in lewd its free because everyone here is such a sweetheart
ask whatever (thats clean) and ill try my best to help you!
No.112492
>>112486
I'm sure it will.
No.112493
>trying to ride a horse through the forest
That is a chore in of itself…
No.112494
>>112479
A lot of people won't get what they want in life without some effort put in. A harsh truth, but it is there.
No.112495
>>112491
how do i into making money
how do i into making friends and companionship
how do i into trusting others and not being a cunt
>>112494
i know that, but goddamn it it's never easy
No.112496
>>112495
just be you're self
No.112497
>>112495
That is true.
By the way, I call for new thread. Does anyone agree?
No.112498
>>112495
1. You can try and find stuff you can do on your own, maybe learn how to do stuff on the pc you can do by comission
2.making friends is simple just dont over think it and make sure you go with the flow of the conversation also see if you have similiar likes to others and go with that
3. sometimes you need to leave your guard down a bit to let others become more intimate social wise with you
you can do it my friend!
because im a shrine maiden and shrine maidens never lie!
No.112500
>>112499
its a meme you dip
No.112501
No.112502
>>112496
Speak german to me, its my weakness <3
No.112503
>>112500
i know its still annoying
No.112504
tfw local mcdonalds rejects me
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.112505
No.112506
>>112502
Hatte ich dir nicht gerade eine Aufgabe gegeben?
No.112508
No.112509
>>112504
you clearly did not be your'ed self.
are you?
No.112511
>>112502
bring dich um Kanacke
No.112512
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>>112506
i didnt understand a single thing but im weak at the knees already
No.112513
>>112510
Noun, the infamous sissy bandit bench stealer.
No.112514
>>112513
That should be our new Guild name. That or Band of the Hawk.
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