No.113196
No.113197
masturbating doesn't make you a slut
No.113199
>>113191
oh still doing that
No.113202
>>113198
Hello Burt, you look fantastic today!
No.113203
wait, we actually use sci threads here?
>>113187
oh, cool, so you don't know who manaka is?
but manaka said something about you, but I brushed it off thinking it was a misspelling of merci, but then I saw you, who are you, and why is manaka talking about you?
also cool are you really in germany?
>>113190
but it's not really wax, it's shellack, it comes from a bug, and it's used in tons of candy and other foods, I'm sorry, I had to tell you.
No.113204
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kill the niggers kill the spics all we need is white supremacy
jk jk spic here
No.113205
>>113200
i fuck a lot of men and let myself be used as a cum toilet a lot but im not a fugging slut dood
cause i go to church :)))))))))))))))))))
No.113206
alright, if one only has said online/irl lewd things, does that count against their purity?
No.113207
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>>113199
Yep, its nearly 2 hours long
No.113208
>>113203
I didn't want to know! How do I delete this data from my hard drive?!
I can never view candies the same, again…
No.113209
>>113206
even thinking lewd things makes you impvre. so yes.
>>113207
i was not aware!
No.113210
>>113206
it only counts if you don't say "no slut"
No.113212
>>113206
You're pristine and unsullied as long as you save yourself for marriage
It's what I plan on doing
No.113213
>>113208
just don't care, it doesn't hurt you like many of the red dyes used in foods, just ignore it all, if it really hurts you they wouldn't sell it right?
>>113211
when did you get here?
No.113214
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No.113220
>>113209
>>113210
darn, although i'm not sure of anyone who says "no slut"…
no homo is used more often!
>>113212
>having enough trust in people to put in emotional investment in someone
oh god my psychiatrist visit this time will be a fun one
No.113221
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>>113217
I'm sorry I missed you, how you doin?
No.113223
No.113224
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No.113225
>>113211
This isn't something you can negotiate, you know! You look fantastic and that's a fact
>>113213
I have to care. I need to, because when I know that I care, I know I'm alive!
No.113226
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No.113228
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>>113221
Its alright nobody ever notices me
Im fine and dandy, you?
>>113222
No.113230
No.113231
>>113224
Hi
>>113225
Fine I look fantastic
No.113232
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I just woke up muh nigga *tips muh chicken wang*
No.113233
>>113230
that hurt me right in my ballsack meat
No.113235
>>113220
It's certainly a tough pill to swallow; that I have to trust another human enough with the very core of my being, hand over everything and anything that can hurt me, and believe that they won't use it against me
I still have trouble with it, sometimes, but it's crazy to think that out of 7+ billion people, there isn't just one out there that is worthy of that kind of trust!
Keep your head up, life is full of pain but it's also full of wonderful things that balance out the negative
No.113236
>>113233
awww poor baby, let me rub my cock into it to make you feel better
No.113237
>>113232
I bet you dreamed about something lewd
No.113238
How is everyone today/tonight?
I was gonna fuck off and reevaluate my life but it didn't take as long as I thought and I feel really good.
No.113239
>>113225
but knowing and ignoring makes you feel more alive, at least for me.
>>113228
drunk and going to an optometry appointment in the morning, hoping they'll tell me I can get lasic to correct my vision.
No.113240
>>113238
> fuck off and reevaluate my life
i wonder why so many people here seem to do this all the time. i honestly have nooooo idea.
No.113241
>>113238
Quite good, actually, thank you for asking
I also reevaluated my current situation and chose to turn the difficulty up to "hard mode" - time to start changing the things that just aren't working out
How are you doing today, brat?
No.113243
>>113240
because it's something all of us do
maybe if you tried it you would understand.
No.113244
>>113239
That's true, in the same sense that jumping out of an airplane makes you feel alive! Not that it's a bad thing
I just choose not to live on the edge!
>>113242
Hello Mika! I hope you're doing well today
No.113245
>>113236
i don't want to have sex with you :DDDDD
i want to have a nice conversation with you about the anus men that are outside of my fucking house throwing rocks at my window
No.113246
No.113247
>>113240
I think it's because when you compare yourself to what some people are doing, at least I live a pitiful existence not really contributing anything. But I thought about it and realized I've never really wanted anything so if I've never had goals I can't really blame anything or myself.
>>113241
That's really good, a lot better than yesterday I take it? Did you solve whatever was wrong?
>>113242
hihi mika, how are you tonight?
No.113249
>>113243
of course i understand. i was joking.
No.113250
>>113246
yeah
anus men
the men that are an anus with arms, legs, and a penis
No.113251
>>113248
night night magi, sleep well
No.113252
>>113234
I don't want to put any on.
>>113237
I dreamt that Senti made me a wedding band and I married a pile of dirt in Life is Feudal.
No.113253
>>113239
You want lasers in your eyes?
No.113254
>>113250
why're they throwing rocks at you?
No.113255
>>113247
yeah i know. you mean to say "anything but myself", yeah?
No.113256
>>113254
yeah at my window
they want in
No.113257
>>113244
>>113247
hi!
ive been doing good then worse then better!
>>113246
full sized man anuses
anuses the size of men
they come from africa
No.113258
>>113247
I'm in the process of solving my little problem, yes. Even though it's gonna suck, I have to make some changes and accept what comes my way
Sorry if that's vague, but it's not something I'd like to share here
>>113248
Sleep well, Magi!
No.113259
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anyone need more racsits RCA?
i got playlists of it!!
No.113260
>>113259
no! that music is rude! and not even very good!
No.113261
>>113256
why?
>>113257
how horrifying
No.113262
>>113259
yes it is
is what we need aas a nation right now!!!!!!
No.113263
>>113252
Don't let Sci oppress you! You're a strong independent lewdie who don't NEED no pants
>>113257
Is "better" the most recent? I hope things turn out alright for you, whatever the situation may be
No.113264
>>113261
i think they want to give me aids
i probably pissed them off on global chat
No.113265
>>113244
I constantly find myself on the edge, and I think maybe I should cut back, but you know I really don't want to, I like being a little bit crazy.
>>113249
I don't think you do understand, and I think that's why a lot of people dislike you.
>>113253
if it meant no more glasses, yeah, I want lasers shined in my eyes.
No.113266
>>113255
no, I mean what I said. It's not really anything's fault that I don't have ambitions, and it's not mine either. It's just a fact is how I see it.
>>113257
that sounds like a lot of up and down, which are you currently?
>>113258
nono you're completely allowed to be vague. That's good if you can accept things, just don't stand for something if it's not right or fair or you can do something about it.
No.113267
No.113268
>>113267
im not dead though
No.113269
No.113270
>>113263
>>113266
im doing better right now, but im afraid that ive accidentally got on the rollercoaster again
No.113271
>>113235
i suppose i'll have to do that or be lonely forever or something?
No.113272
>>113265
A little craziness never hurt anyone…
Well, nothing life-threatening, I think
>>113266
I'm very accepting these days of what comes my way, it's a result of what I've learned the last six months
I also won't stand for how I'm living, not because it isn't right or isn't fair, but because I can do better
I fucking know I can, and I'm gonna give it everything I've got! Mine is the drill the will pierce the heavens!
No.113273
>>113252
suit yourself, weirdo!
>>113265
yeah but i do completely understand. i was being sarcastic. the joke was that people on this website are more likely to be making poor life decisions so of course they'll have to reevaluate life more frequently than other people.
>>113266
well, if you're miserable from not having any goals, then it's up to you to get some goals and improve yourself.
No.113274
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shrine maiden date here
how are you guys?
No.113275
>>113269
fuck you
you'll be dead
No.113276
No.113277
>>113275
>>113276
He would live forever, or die in the attempt!
No.113278
>>113270
It's something I find myself doing, as well…
Just don't throw up and you'll be fine!
>>113271
You don't have to do anything, I think; what happened for me is that my attitude changed, when I realized I was causing my own loneliness. Now, it's a lot easier for me to accept the position I put myself in and go about life with hopes of finding someone to spend time with
Humans are weird, whatever emotion you feel will breed more emotions of that same kind. So try to get some positivity going; plant some happy seeds and watch them bloom!
No.113280
>>113279
why???????????????
No.113281
>>113270
If you need to talk I can always listen, you know that. Don't wait until things get horrible to get help from someone
>>113272
That's a really good attitude. I don't know your situation, but that's the best way to handle it.
>>113273
I'm not miserable, and I guess it's wrong to say I don't have goals. Just not large ones.
>>113274
Top of the world right now. The more important question is how are you?
No.113282
>>113277
do you want to die fam?
*pulls out switchblade and greases back hair*
No.113283
>>113272
I did 80 around a curb today most people wouldn't take a sports car that fast and I thought, maybe I need to slow down, where as most times I would think, I need a faster car, what's changing?
>>113273
I really do think you think you understand, but I really don't think you do.
>>113274
you never left, did you?
No.113284
>>113278
darn, i should start immersing myself in happy things, then…
No.113285
>>113281
like a skinhead on mlk day
>>113283
idk did i post anything?
No.113286
>>113281
I just hope some of my positive attitude rubs off and infects all of /lewd/ like some sort of up-beat disease
>>113282
tunnel snakes rule
No.113287
>>113285
IDK, I was arguing with sci?
No.113288
>>113282
only if you grease that hair back with the switchblade and answer which book i got that from!
No.113289
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>>113287
i dont remember anything to be honest friends
No.113290
We're being raided right now ;_;
No.113291
>>113290
Someone hold me… ;-;
No.113292
>>113280
because drink
>>113281
all right then..
>>113283
omfg dude you are dense and constantly a waste of my time. from now on i'll adopt the policy that if you try to challenge me i'm just going to ignore you.
No.113293
>>113290
by my dick
jk jk jk good luck
shrine maiden blessings for you
No.113294
>>113283
The only thing changed was your perception; instead of "This isn't fast enough" you chose "This is too fast"
Sometimes, you need to slow it down to get a successful result
>>113284
Just stick around /lewd/ !
I'm a little ball of sunshine and one day I'll infect everyone with my happy-go-lucky attitude
No.113295
>>113292
>>113292
im fine and dandy i think
No.113296
>>113285
w-what does that mean exactly?
>>113286
That'd be good. It's unreasonable and ignorant to expect things to be nice all the time, but you can change your attitude about them.
No.113297
>>113281
ive already had a good talk about it, and i think ive made the right decision about my problem
No.113298
>>113295
okay then i guess trust your own judgement
No.113299
>>113286
my snake rules :3
>>113288
*pulls out another switchblade and opens it, but it turns out it was a comb and combs hair*
books are for pussies and fags
No.113300
>>113296
it means good i think
>>113298
shrine maiden judgement is the best
No.113302
>>113299
but you get buggered by guys or something!
i don't!
wrong!
No.113303
>>113296
Of course, everyone has bad days
But, one must remember it's possible to restart your day at any moment. It's up to the individual to stop, and say "Alright, things aren't going quite my way, but let's give it another go!"
No.113304
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>>113301
im perfectly fine i swear
No.113305
>>113302
what
are you saying i get off to men?
you get off to men
not me
boom
fucked
No.113307
>>113289
me neither.
>>113292
okay, you say I'm dense, but I really think it's you, how often do you think about driving your car off a bridge how often do you think about jumping 40 ft to your death, how often do you break down and cry when talking to friends, how often do you hate every choice you've ever made since you left high school?
>>113294
but why did my perception change?
No.113308
>>113306
shrine maiden date is perfectly fine
No.113309
>>113305
maybe i do, but you do!
No.113310
>>113308
that is good, shrine maiden
No.113311
>>113303
Thank you Dunsel, I was already feeling great and revitalized but you've given me the encouragement to stay this way
No.113312
>>113309
i don't
do you want to get beat up nerd, cause that's what it sounds like
*thoroughly combs hair again*
No.113315
>>113307
we are on the same boat
>>113310
yes i am
No.113316
>>113314
the one and only kind
No.113317
>>113315
yes you are!
>>113316
you think there's only one?
No.113318
>>113317
no matter what i have a clear mind!!!
No.113319
>>113318
oh yes i believe you
No.113320
>>113319
yeah why wouldnt you?
No.113321
>>113320
i'd have to be crazy not to!
No.113323
>>113321
not like im drunk or anything
No.113325
>>113324
clear mind and soul!
No.113326
>>113325
maybe the clearest!
No.113328
>>113327
lol cutie. i'm gonna take off for a while. seeya round
No.113330
>>113315
I wish we really were on the same boat.
>>113317
of course you'll ignore me, because that's the only thing you know, that's what every one on animus did to you, I really don't care, I still have a hard time liking you again, even though I may have liked you in the past.
No.113331
>>113330
well not literallyo n the same boat but you ge tteh similie
No.113332
>>113331
I get the simile yes, but I was going for literal, maybe not the boat, but at least in the same area, I need a real person to talk to and I don't feel comfortable talking to all of the people I know.
No.113333
>>113332
well shoot if you want my steam or anything
hearing people out is a shrine maidens specialty after all
No.113334
>>113333
I thought it was performing rituals?
No.113335
the tightest cocksleeve in the universe is __
No.113336
>>113334
same difference my bratty friend
No.113337
No.113338
>>113335
HACKING TO THE GATE
No.113339
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Went to get Taco Bell, and heard a fuckin rad song on the radio
No.113340
No.113341
>>113340
HACKING TO THE GATE
No.113342
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>>113333
I'm good for now, thanks. I'm going to bed, night.
No.113343
>>113340
well I would have said that but she's not tighter
No.113344
>>113341
fuckin uh
making soup with dad?
No.113345
>>113342
night my gentile friend
No.113347
No.113348
>>113342
Good night dear Grids
No.113349
Hey wats on,
what did i miss?
No.113350
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>>113349
not much
drunk shrine maiden reporting!
No.113351
>>113349
i squeezed out a fat one
right out my ass
No.113353
>>113352
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY HACKING TO THE GATE
No.113354
Please God let me fall asleep so the suffering ends
No.113355
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>>113353
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No.113356
>>113349
Hello friend, not much I think! How are you today?
>>113350
My perception of shrine maidens is that all they do is drink
>>113354
Akari what troubles you?!
No.113357
>>113355
THAT'S NOT A COCKSLEEVE THOUGH
THAT'S A ROTTEN BANANA
No.113359
>>113358
what do you mean
you're making no sense brat
brat stay clam okay
that FAT blunt you smonked was too strong dude *takes a whiffaroo of a nice FAT - WEED BLUNT*
No.113360
>>113359
I don't wanna be a clam
No.113361
>>113360
We are all lobsters
No.113362
>>113359
I'm too drunk this made me laugh too much.
No.113363
>>113361
I'm not tough enough to lobster
>>113362
didn't you just wake up
No.113364
>>113362
Hello Kyoko senpai
No.113365
>>113360
calm the fuck down brat, you're getting to fucking high bro
you're smoking that dANKE FAT THICK JOINTAROO and it's obviously too much of the good shit for you nigga
>>113362
i love you <3
No.113367
>>113365
you don't get his love fucko
No.113368
>>113366
marawana :DDDDD
>>113367
fuck you
fist fight me nigger
No.113369
>>113365
Ya obviously can't handle yer fuckin' green… I mean, the MEAN green stuff! That sick dank scallywag shwag that makes you dance like a fag! Someone once told me, "Hey, why the fuck are you tokin' that bong so hard?" and I replied, "Because it's how I smoke the pole, you motherfucker!"
No.113370
>>113350
roger that join up on the number number 4 spot on my wing
>>113351
good for you
>>113352
i don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thiing.
>>113356
just woken up
No.113371
>>113368
i want to fuck the memes out of you you little shit
No.113372
>>113369
i smoke a lot of weed
>>113371
i have an anus though
and no vago
No.113373
>>113363
I drink before I go to sleep so I can wake up super drunk and giggly.
>>113364
Morning.
>>113365
I love myself also~
No.113374
>>113371
It's impossible
>>113372
No you don't
>>113373
You need to help Noun rebuild in Feudal, I'm sure by now everything he loves has been razed to the ground
No.113375
>>113368
I'm weak though
>>113370
the best kind of thing
>>113373
you aren't allowed to describe yourself as giggly
No.113376
>>113375
You could beat him up, he's only 5'5" or something like that
No.113377
>>113375
his giggle is so cute though…
No.113378
>>113374
yeah i do
i smonk COCKAINE WEED daly i
>>113375
oh
so i'll be beating you up then
cool
>>113376
you sound a bit anally irritated
No.113379
>>113376
yeah but you don't understand I have trouble lifting up a pair of boots
>>113378
nice nice, what kind of beating up
No.113380
>>113378
The proper term is ANALLY ANNIHILATED
>>113379
Adorable
No.113381
>>113379
one where i absolutely beat the fucking shit out of you and you nearly die, but then i nurse you back to health and love you like the cute girl you are
im also 5'9
No.113382
>>113380
im pretty sure brat is the cutest and most adorable here
No.113384
>>113380
it's problematic though, I'm probably only a bit stronger than a clinically ill person or a child
>>113381
I'm not a girl and I don't wanna nearly die
>>113382
wrong it's magi easily
No.113385
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>we all got banned for racism
No.113387
>>113385
what
tell me all about it
No.113388
>>113380
butt frustrated
>>113384
but i want you to nearly die, so i can nurse you back to health and have you love me you bitch
>>113385
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE WERE DOING RACIST THINGS, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE
No.113389
>>113383
you arent a sub
>>113384
he isnt totally subby either
from my perspective its true because you are the only one ive actually wanted to put my dick in ur butt
No.113390
>>113385
circlejerk hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.113391
>>113385
Consider me surprised
I'm not
No.113392
TIME TO GET DRUNK
GRIDS WHERE ARE YOU
No.113393
>>113389
Are you saying doms can't be adorable?
Check your privilege
No.113394
>>113388
that's not nice I'm not a bitch I don't think. what kind of nursing?
>>113389
but if he's described his various features you'd be jealous, and he's the nicest person I know
the gator face there scares me
>>113389
hihi spider, how are you?
No.113395
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>>113387
Some bitches attacked Senti in our claim after the raid timer was over. Admin said it was okay (which it isn't. It's completely against the rules) so we all started fucking roasting the admin and he banned us all. It was worth it. We had to go out in style.
>>113386
:D
No.113397
>>113395
too bad nobody recorded it
No.113399
>>113394
it should scare you
No.113400
>>113394
like getting you actual medical attention from real doctors, and then taking you to my house and having you bed ridden so i can take care of your every need like you're a baby
but i would have to break your legs in the fight so you wouldn't leave
i would also masturbate you
No.113401
>>113397
>tfw shadowplay doesn't work in this game
I need to set OBS up. It was pretty funny. After they banned us they all started saying "Congratulations on getting rid of racism."
>>113398
AND TOASTED!
No.113402
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>tfw grids makes u wanna drink
>tfw he goes offline 30 minutes ago
No.113403
WHY WON'T MY SUWAKO IMAGES LOAD
>>113400
what kind of masturbation
No.113405
You guys aren't cut out to rule in infamy. I am disappointed.
No.113406
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No.113407
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.113409
>>113405
Did you really expect any different?
No.113410
>>113403
i would just give you blowjobs whenever you wanted them or i wanted to give you one
i would swallow and then kiss you
No.113411
>>113410
that's a fate worse than being hospitalized for life, I'm a bottom
No.113412
>>113408
It'll be alright, it's just a prank, bro!
No.113413
>>113407
ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUSE :DDDDD
No.113414
>>113411
bottoms still get their dicks sucked you fool!
No.113415
>>113411
nigga what
are you somehow implying that you can't dom while giving a blowjob
how tall are you
No.113416
>>113407
I'll abuse YOUR admin
No.113417
>>113414
I don't want that it sounds really scary and like I couldn't go anywhere and please no
>>113415
like 5'8"
No.113418
>>113416
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gets banished to the shadow realm*
No.113420
>>113417
sad
you can definitely be a dom while also giving blowjobs
but i guess if you want, then i'd have to fuck you, but i think it'd be too awkward with your casts on
No.113421
Never tell your password to anyone.
12:18 AM - WindRider739: Hi there. What's your in game name?
12:18 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: kawaiiest bandit
12:18 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: i came in late and just want to know why half my guild is banned
12:19 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: they're telling me we were raided, then raided again within 12 hours which is against the server rules
12:19 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: then the gms basically told them they dont care
12:19 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: is that what happened?
12:20 AM - WindRider739: Not at all.
12:21 AM - WindRider739: Let me see here…
12:21 AM - WindRider739: They got raided once between 0000 and 1200 EST
12:21 AM - WindRider739: Then again between 1200 and 2400 EST which are the two allowable windows. Once per.
12:21 AM - WindRider739: The second raid happened, and they got hit pretty hard.
12:21 AM - WindRider739: Spider and Kraft decided to explode in chat. Ok whatever, anger is fine.
12:22 AM - WindRider739: After the 15 minutes (17 technically but it happens)
12:22 AM - WindRider739: They stopped attacking and just waited around for their friend who had crashed. Can't leave him alone in hostile territory.
12:22 AM - WindRider739: While they waited with weapons sheathed, Spider - being a dipshit - kept drawing and advancing on them and a couple times even swinging.
12:23 AM - WindRider739: They retaliated as was their right, and one guy got killed by accident who was just shoveling.
12:23 AM - WindRider739: Shit happens. Don't attack a superior force who isn't actively hostile.
12:23 AM - WindRider739: I watched every second from GM mode.
12:23 AM - WindRider739: Kraft and Spider argued.
12:23 AM - WindRider739: Shenti or Senti (forgot) chimed in at the end despite not actually being around for most of it.
12:24 AM - WindRider739: Kraft and Spider and Pentillo??? started copy/pasting nigger nigger nigger and other racial slurs in global.
12:24 AM - WindRider739: Three bans. Not tolerated.
12:24 AM - WindRider739: Senti got angry but was not banned because they kept a level head.
12:25 AM - WindRider739: That's the whole thing. Draw your own conclusions from that but keep in mind Spider and Kraft changed their stories about 3 times and lied about what was happen ing WHILE I was watching it happen.
12:25 AM - WindRider739: That said. Their actions don't represent anyone but themselves so you shouldn't fear any action against you by affiliation.
12:26 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: they're all pretty great people
12:26 AM - vodkaforbreakfast: nigger
12:26 AM - WindRider739: For real?
No.113422
>>113418
YUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
No.113423
>>113421
>12:24 AM - WindRider739: Kraft and Spider and Pentillo??? started copy/pasting nigger nigger nigger and other racial slurs in global.
I love you guys
No.113424
>>113421
what a fuckin nigger
No.113425
>>113420
describe it in detail, I don't get how it could be dominant besides me feeling raped
No.113426
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>>113421
how do you draw a sword on someone when you don't have one?
and how do you do that no where near them?
No.113427
>>113421
>changed our story 3 times
Fucking BULLSHIT. Lmfao.
No.113428
>12:22 AM - WindRider739: While they waited with weapons sheathed, Spider - being a dipshit - kept drawing and advancing on them and a couple times even swinging.
>12:23 AM - WindRider739: They retaliated as was their right, and one guy got killed by accident who was just shoveling.
I fucking love you guys, so god damn much
No.113429
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No.113430
File: 1454909669084.gif (Spoiler Image, 1023.99 KB, 250x180, 25:18, 1381715590885.gif)
No.113432
>>113425
hmmm… there was a good way someone put it, something along the lines of where you put your hands, like if i held onto your thighs and you lied back
and if i had you handcuffed :3
it's about you being like putty in my hands, lewd enough to where i don't want to do anything except give you pleasure and not use you like a toy
No.113434
>>113428
>Killed by accident
They fucking killed senti instantly lmao.
No.113435
>>113430
>tfw I got pranked
No.113436
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SUWAKO ART
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>113432
I kind of get that, but it wouldn't be enjoyable if it's like my greatest fear in life
>>113433
only if it's the kind of rape I want, but then it's not rape
No.113437
>>113434
Bro, you gotta understand…
Life…
is…
feudal
No.113438
>>113436
what
why would you be scared for you life
i just broke you down but now i'm helping you
No.113439
No.113440
>>113436
the fact that you dont want it makes me want to suck your cock even more
No.113441
>>113440
Some borders you can regret crossing.
No.113442
>>113438
because the only pleasure to me is serving others, and having my dick sucked sounds really scary. I guess because it's masculine and I don't like my masculine features?
>>113440
please please you really don't understand how much I don't want it
No.113443
>>113437
They were breaking our immersion.
No.113444
>>113442
Don't worry, they're harmless. Just come with me so I can make you do lewd things to me with your mouth
No.113445
>>113442
>i don't like my masculine features
sad
im going to suck your dick dude and you're going to cum, im going to kiss you with it still in my mouth, and you're going to squirm in bed and im going to record it all with 10 cameras in the room
No.113446
No.113447
>>113446
brrrrrpppptttt
fart
No.113448
This a good suwako
>>113444
I'd do it, I thought you wanted a bara though
>>113445
what are you going to do with the footage?
No.113449
>>113447
anal niggers
>>113448
masturbate to it or give it to whoever i want
No.113450
>>113449
have some more oc
No.113451
>>113450
Wtf is that thing
No.113452
>>113450
*squats down really low like a dog, looks at you right in the eyes, gives you the smuggest face you've ever seen, and takes a nice shit on your brand new carpet*
No.113453
File: 1454910491484.png (593.46 KB, 953x810, 953:810, ba91779506363387c5da2a1496….png)
wowow I found
the bestest Suwako artist
No.113455
>>113448
Bara is just my favorite, I can get by with other types
No.113456
these pick-up lines work btw…
you guys should try them
No.113457
>>113454
*smokes a doobie*
what if
like
buses
are hotdogs made of people
No.113458
>>113455
I wish there was like a bf catalog where you can pick them out
>>113456
>ey gurl, is ur father retarted?
>cause ur special
No.113459
>>113456
>yo girl, you like wendys?
>cos you gon love it wendys nuts slap your face
I can confirm this works on 100% of women
No.113460
>>113455
>tfw all the Guts porn is him getting dominated by Griffith
No.113461
i have to go the fuck to sleep
goodnight
brat im going to give you a nice big creampie for your birthday
No.113462
>>113461
pies might melt in September or something
No.113463
>>113462
*kisses you on the nose*
No.113464
>>113460
>tfw you will never be dommed by Guts
No.113465
>>113463
no nose
double
nigger
No.113466
>that feel when you're feeling feels but you don't know when
No.113467
>>113464
He'd ram his stub right up your ass and make it fit.
No.113468
>tfw peppy noticed you on osu!
No.113469
JIBUN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.113470
>>113464
Uhh, I like Guts, but I don't like him THAT much…
No.113471
>>113460
seems appropriate
No.113472
is it weird I spin this giant toenail clipper around like a knife
No.113475
>>113467
That's not what I had in mind
>>113469
私はあなたをファックします
>>113470
ＹＯＵ ＤＯＮ’Ｔ ＨＡＶＥ ＴＯ
No.113476
File: 1454911309111.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>113472
yes and yes but mostly no
No.113477
>>113475
>tfw it's the first thing I thought of
No.113479
>>113475
>私はあなたをファックします
>>113476
what do 2 positives and a negative make?
No.113480
>>113477
それは少し奇妙なことです 。 。 。
No.113481
[shitposting intensifies]
No.113482
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No.113483
No.113486
IT'S JUST A SUNDAY/ NOW A MONDAY
BUT I FEEL LIKE A FRIDAY
>>113483
mean dirty things
No.113488
No.113489
>>113483
ＩＴ ＤＯＥＳＮ’Ｔ ＭＥＡＮ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ
>>113484
>I'm gonna cleave that asshole apart
私はそれのために準備ができています ！！
No.113491
bye bye I got stuff to do
bye bye
No.113492
>>113479
>>113480
>>113489
Stop using a translator, you are embarassing yourselves.
No.113493
>>113492
teach me runes senpai
No.113494
>>113491
Bye bye brat
>>113492
I don't claim to know nipspeak
I just abuse it to seem interesting
No.113498
I REMEMBERED I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
No.113500
>>113498
Life is Feudal damn you!
No.113501
>>113498
you gotta make kyoko happy
No.113503
Gonna watch Mankind: the story of all of us with Maya.
goodnight goys
No.113504
>>113497
I made you come?
>>113499
Or just stop masturbating so often, you'll become more alpha.
No.113505
>>113500
tomorrow if I stop watching the good good yellow man's cartoons
>>113501
what do you know about that
No.113506
No.113508
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No.113509
>>113504
I don't want to be alpha, I'm fine being omega
No.113510
>>113507
if something is going on though and you need someone to talk to then I'm always around
No.113511
>>113508
never mind it was on my lap
>>113510
I appreciate the offer. Nothing bad though.
No.113512
>tfw nobody cares to say goodnight to Ui
No.113513
>>113512
you aren't going to bed though
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
No.113514
No.113515
No.113516
>>113512
Good night Ui!!
I hope you sleep well
No.113518
>>113508
Delete my comment one more time and I'm going to rape you unconscious.
>>113510
What are you even talking about…
>>113512
You went to watch a documentary, silly.
No.113519
>>113509
Whatever you want to call it, acceptance is the way I guess.
Anyways, I'm outta here.
No.113520
No.113522
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>>113517
it was plugged in
thank you for your help it means a lot
>>113518
you'll do that anyway
>>113521
night night, sleep well when you sleep
No.113524
rain, you still down 2 hang now that ur in the US
No.113525
>>113522
It's going to hurt a lot, later today.
>>113521
goodnight
No.113526
Well, I'll be sleeping now. 'Night, everyone.
No.113528
>>113525
haha you're gay
jokes on you I won't come on here for the rest of the day sluttyly out of spite
>>113526
night night, sleep well and sweet dreams
No.113529
>>113528
>sluttyly
Wordfilter does its job of making posts more truthful
No.113530
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No.113532
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>>113529
I am a good person with no sexual relations
>>113531
how are you feeling?
No.113533
>>113528
You're not allowed to log off without telling me, and then I will decide what to do with you. Any questions?
No.113534
I'm the p.urest. Disagree with me and you GET BANNED!
No.113535
No.113536
>>113532
I'd rather not talk about it.
No.113537
>>113534
I discussed this with everyone and we all agree
No.113538
>>113533
why does my neck hurt
>>113536
sorry, I hope things get better. If you need something you know where to find me
No.113540
>>113538
Because you lied down putting all your pressure on it to cum on your face while fapping to the thought of me standing over you.
No.113541
>>113540
joke's on you I didn't have a strong enough resolve to flip back over to my face when I had to cum, and I didn't let out enough anyway. It makes me sad I can't get off upside down
No.113542
>>113539
I do what I can to help out, y'know
>>113541
If you can't get off in any position, you need to practice more
No.113543
>tfw kyoko isn't domming you irl
No.113544
>>113541
I'll find something even harder for you today, to make up for it.
How did that feel just now?
No.113545
>>113542
Always making me smile, damn you!
No.113548
>tfw Kyoko is probably the only person here who could dom me
No.113549
>>113548
>tfw I will never fart inside your anus holio
No.113550
>>113549
>tfw fart on you're mom
No.113551
>that feel when you'll never get a new sub utterly devoted to you forever and doesn't then break up with you just to kill him self later on
No.113554
>>113544
It hurt master, and now it's stinging. Thank you for putting me in my place, master. I belong to you completely.
No.113556
It's time I got to bed
Good night all you wonderful lewdies
No.113558
>>113556
night night, thank you for the motivational words. I hope you sleep well
No.113559
>>113556
Good night Dunsel!
No.113560
>when you're nude and lewd
No.113561
BUT DEN YOU LET OUT A BIG BRAAAAAPPPPP
hehe woopsie ;)
No.113562
>>113560
>not being nude for a week straight
No.113563
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No.113564
>>113563
>nude for a week gay
then
No.113565
>>113564
I was referring to being nude for a week
wipe the Doritos off you're chest.
No.113568
>>113565
>implying you wouldn't want to snort the dorito dust off of my chest
No.113570
>>113569
i'm cooking general tso to get da pussi
No.113572
>>113571
are you the loli BJ?
No.113573
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>>113568
Implying i would do such a vulgar thing.
No.113574
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No.113575
>>113573
no green text so you're implying didn't imply all those implies
No.113576
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>>113575
>IMPLYING
eat a dick.
No.113577
>>113576
I'll eat you're face
No.113578
>>113574
are you from /b/ loli threads
the blackjack I know
probably not
No.113579
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>>113578
nope, don't go on /b/.
i'm a different blackjack. then
No.113580
>tfw try to smoke weed but my cold is making me hack up a lung
No.113582
>>113580
that's always fun.
No.113583
>not being straight edged
No.113584
>>113583
>not being a preachy faggot.
No.113585
File: 1454918708041.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
>>113584
>not sucking my dick
No.113588
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