No.113592
oh, it's dead… maybe i should have checked first
No.113594
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>>113593
think of the cotton as cuteboys
No.113595
>>113594
And fuck 'em back into the ground.
No.113597
*begins stroking 10 inch schlong*
No.113599
you know when you listen to a really good sond
and it fills you up and makes your body tingle
that is my fetish
No.113600
>>113599
yes, i get that with in the aeroplane over the sea a lot
No.113601
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>>113599
music is for normalfags
No.113603
>>113599
I fucking love that. Happened to me with this song 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYiLhnDDbck
No.113605
>>113602
nah babe I'd love you real good
No.113606
>>113604
this is terrrible
No.113607
>>113603
Thanks noun gi ing a shot :]
No.113608
>>113606
i happen to think it's really good
No.113609
>>113603
these guys sound so alice in chainsy
I like this
No.113610
>>113608
oh okie sorryabout that
No.113612
>>113609
I love Alice in Chains.
No.113614
>>113612
well I love you
plate tectonically of course
No.113615
>>113613
yes this is a good song
No.113616
>>113614
lol paint drew that right?
No.113619
>>113615
cool! i put that in my playlist earlier
No.113620
>>113617
that means our love will shake continents
No.113621
>>113619
noice
make sure to keep updating it !
if it gets too big
divide it in 2!
No.113622
>>113618
he's funny
>>113621
is there a maximum number of videos allowed in a playlist?
No.113623
>>113622
no but eventually you lose stuff up in the folds of one
it gets really annoying once you cross 100 vids and i couldn't imagine much more than like 200
No.113624
>>113623
maybe i could organize playlists by month or something. make a new one each month
No.113625
>>113624
That is all up to you
I am a fan of sorting by genre
No.113626
I'm so sleepy but I insist on staying up.
No.113627
>>113625
that seems like 2muchwork4me
No.113628
>>113627
it is okie
>>113626
always a good choice
why's that :p
No.113630
>>113627
Lemme fug ya!
>>113628
Pickin' herbs.
No.113631
>>113630
sure wish i could join you
I'm burning some myself
No.113632
>>113630
huh? what? no! why?
No.113633
>>113632
Cause you're funny
No.113634
gonna go ahead and try to sleep off my sick nini folks
No.113635
>>113633
whaddaya mean i'm funny??
>>113634
sleep tight
No.113636
You never will love me at all
No.113637
>>113636
>you will never notice me
No.113638
-Scratch that-
>tfw senpai will never notice me
No.113639
>tfw will never be senpai
No.113641
I accidentally hit my nuts and I am in pain.
No.113642
No.113643
My mom just got me a kebab
I'm not sure if I should hate her for supporting sandnigger or love her because it is tasty as fuck
No.113644
No.113646
>>113644
im hungover,im sorry
No.113647
>>113646
Get life is feudal.
No.113652
>>113651
pls remove the kebabs next door to me
No.113653
No.113654
>>113651
Remove all subhumans, I agree.
No.113655
i unfiltered wolfspider today
No.113656
No.113657
>>113647
I will,I promise.
No.113658
Welp. I woke up about 1 and a half hours ago and I still can't sleep. And I only got, like, what, 3 hours of sleep?
No.113659
>>113653
*camera zooms in*
You might wonder how I ended up here,well I'm going to tell you!
It all started last week..
*camera zooms out*
*blurry effect*
No.113660
>>113648
A bit late but goodnight Noun!
No.113661
>>113656
*record scratch*
filtered you fucking faggot OWND?
No.113662
>>113661
*sad violin plays*
No.113663
>>113657
Now I want toast or something.
No.113665
No.113666
>forgot 4 letter password to my laptop because I haven't used it in weeks
mmm
No.113668
>>113666
run through everything you use as a password
No.113672
Noun is cool!
>>113643
Both!
No.113673
File: 1454930854783.gif (137.44 KB, 500x207, 500:207, tmp_15526-1452481786904920….gif)
>>113668
I don't use it anymore so I don't remember what it is
>>113669
uh-uh it's not even anything but like some letters
>>113670
I think it is something kind of like this
No.113674
>>113673
is there only one account on there?
No.113677
No.113678
No.113680
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No.113682
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No.113685
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No.113686
>>113682
brat i dont think ive seriously read any of ur posts since u started posting but i have the extreme urge to fuck you on the only basis of the loli yuru yuri images you post
could i ask for your folder? i wanna use them to avatarfag other places
ill trade you anything in my collection besides blackmail and alison
No.113687
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>>113684
how's your day been?
No.113689
>>113685
ich weiss nicht wovon du redest
>>113687
its okay I guess..
I have to work later ;-;
No.113690
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>>113685
hihi
>>113686
uh I just have 9 folders for reaction images and only two of them are yuru yuri characters. If you want me to just upload the few loli ones I can
No.113691
>>113690
how ur doing?
>>113689
>.>
<.<
No.113694
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>>113689
that's too bad it's just ok, try and do something fun so it's better
>>113691
>>113692
I haven't been up long but pretty ok so far?
No.113695
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No.113699
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No.113700
>>113697
ich bin nicht chinatsu >.>
No.113706
I see all the cool yuru yuri posters are on, such a comfy feel.
No.113707
>>113706
I'll have to murder you if you love pins vice over mine
it's just gotta be
No.113710
Goodnight people
>>113706
Not all! A certain evil one is missing
No.113711
>113708
No it isn't, you brat.
>>113709
I'm already sitting down!
>>113710
She'll be back.
No.113712
No.113714
>>113711
I don't get why you say it like that
why do you need to say it at all
it's pretty mean
No.113715
>>113714
Oh, a (You)! You're the best you know?
brat~
>>113712
Morning.
>>113713
No.113717
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>>113715
that's too much in the other direction
No.113718
No.113719
>>113718
make it seto hour with pole dances and strip teases
No.113720
>>113706
that anime was lewd, so i dropped it
No.113723
No.113726
File: 1454935292076.gif (151.04 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n2widmaozi1s4cujlo3….gif)
>>113724
>>113725
no lewd allowed
No.113727
>>113721
i made it through the first season though hehe
>>113722
noooo
>>113723
am not…
>>113724
being slutty is even better!
No.113729
>>113727
well I'm going to lewdied you all up then
No.113730
>>113727
>being slutty is even better!
No.113731
>>113717
Oh is that what it takes?
>>113716
[x] Hug Akari
>>113720
Donut eater!
No.113732
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No.113733
>>113729
yes please
>>113730
is a filter!
>>113731
do you have any donuts?
No.113734
>>113726
I forgot about the filter and then i tried to get through it..i
>>113727
>>113728
the filter is a meanie..
No.113735
No.113736
>>113719
Depends who's strippin
No.113737
>>113733
there is no filter
No.113738
>>113736
you're the host!
find someone!
No.113739
>>113734
it makes us say mean things to one another…
>>113735
tease
>>113737
okaies there's no filter
No.113740
>get called popular
I dont like this meme
>>113739
very mean things…I dont like those things..
No.113741
>>113740
You always called me popular!
No.113742
>>113732
You'll find out later, sexy.
>>113733
Only a few left, and I'm saving them for Yuru Yuri posters.
No.113745
>>113739
o.k maybe I will then just for you~
>>113743
no you're blackjact, get it right nerdlord
No.113746
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No.113749
>>113746
>>113747
Whats happening cuties?
No.113750
>>113740
im happy to see another nice person like yourself here ^.^
>>113742
*reaches for a plain donut behind your back. . .*
>>113743
Welcome home!
>>113745
i feel so honored lol
>>113748
hehe yes?
No.113751
>>113750
hope you enjoy becoming a woman
No.113752
>>113750
i uh
i don't know
i don't know what to do now
you outplayed me
No.113753
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>>113749
I dunno
you tell me
No.113754
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>>113751
i heard it's quite painful
>>113752
i like mutual agreements : p
No.113755
>>113754
you'll learn to love it
No.113756
File: 1454936453305.jpg (32.32 KB, 366x481, 366:481, 083548434f2e538d8e73ff8fe2….jpg)
>>113750
thankyou!
>>113753
the depressing joke that is life.
No.113757
>>113754
and you're willing to give up convictions for it? that is alien to me.
No.113759
>>113756
too early for that
No.113760
>>113746
Cutest cocksleeve.
>>113744
Take it all out, let the grass know who's boss.
>>113750
*it was an illusion*
No.113761
>>113758
Life is nothing more than a abyss of darkness.
No.113762
I want to shitpost, but I also want to go downtown and prance around in clothes stores.
No.113763
>>113761
ever expanding abyss of darkness I'll think you'll find
No.113764
>>113762
do both and take pics
No.113765
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>>113759
its never to early for depressing writing
No.113768
>>113760
I am no such thing
No.113769
>>113767
as i gaze upon the landscape, i realised that world is hollow and devoid of happiness
No.113770
>>113769
don't be a sad boy, no one likes sad boys
No.113771
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No.113772
>>113764
I don't even have any reaction images on my phone! Plus most shops' wi-fi barely works! And I wouldn't do it anyway!
No.113773
>>113762
>>113772
Buy Life is Feudal and come roll in dirt with your fellow nordic peasants!
>>113768
I'm feeling creative.
No.113774
>>113772
write your shitposts in a form of diary to post here later
No.113776
Morning everyone
hungover shrine maiden date here
i hope everyone is having a super nice day
No.113777
>>113776
what's with the neo nazi thing?
No.113779
>>113773
I'll have to pirate it first, to see if I can even run it! My computer's a complete pile of shit! But Life is Feudal does look kinda fun, in an extremely grindy way.
>>113774
Hm. What I'll do is talk about anything entertaining that happened when I get back!
No.113780
>>113777
what?
>>113778
hey hey kraut
No.113781
>>113780
never mind. how are you feeling?
No.113782
No.113783
>>113781
a bit dizzy still a bit drunk and i dont remember much i kinda drank a bit more than neccesary
No.113784
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wish me nights nights I'm off to slumber land to murderfuck some fairies
No.113785
>>113783
dizziness sucks i hate that… hang in there
No.113788
>>113784
Great sleep schedule you've got there! But goodnight!
No.113789
>>113785
danke danke ill be fine with some rest
>>113786
hey hey my brit friend how are you?
No.113790
ok somehow i got 3 keys for garfield kart in my email inbox
lol
ill give them away later on i guess !
well it was 4 but i used one cause garfield is pretty rad >.>
No.113791
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>>113789
Just playing Xcom and depressing people
No.113793
>>113791
well atleast you arent depressing me
i hope you enjoy xcom!
>>113792
i think i got them dirt cheap last night
i did want garfield kart since it came out but i must have bought extras cause why not
No.113794
>>113793
good that it was at least something you wanted
No.113795
>>113794
true garfield is pretty cute
>no reimu petting garfield outside a shrine in a sunny summer day picture in my folder
;_;
No.113797
>>113793
the late game pretty boring tbh
No.113798
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No.113799
>>113796
hi!
>>113797
ah well atleast it kills some time huh?
No.113800
>>113795
do you do any drawing or anything?
No.113801
>>113799
hmmmmm maybe but its so tedious
No.113802
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No.113803
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>>113798
watcha doin today
>>113799
do you feel drunk still
No.113804
>>113800
i used to a bit of drawing granted im not good
and i sometimes write
>>113801
dont worry red coat, im sure you will find some fun in it soon enough
>>113803
a bit of a buzz but its going away
No.113805
>>113804
what do you like to write/>?
No.113806
>>113802
yes, hans?
>>113803
NOTHING just sat here give me idea's!
>>113804
might play hoi and reclaim are american clay.
No.113807
>>113805
i tried getting into haikus
but mainly short stories about my cats
>>113806
sorry red coat but you may have forgotten the tea party
also our muskets and men are stronger than yours
No.113808
>>113806
idk just pretty bored
No.113809
>>113807
omg that's really cute
No.113810
>>113809
heh yeah i can say its a series
i call it lilly and may's day
No.113811
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No.113813
>>113811
fair enough englishman
but we got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw5RJytOsBA
>>113812
hey hey attention for you!!!
No.113816
>>113814
may is 10 months and lilly 2 years
No.113817
>>113816
oh my goodness!! they are pretty
No.113818
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>>113813
I don't always want attention I just sometimes like dancing things
No.113821
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No.113822
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No.113824
Posting from mobile, so you get to see the glory of my easybake oven folder.
>>113821
Half hour between posts
>>113822
How you doin brat? <3
No.113826
>>113825
I just got here so it's no problem, just not used to it being this dead.
No.113827
>>113823
>
>>113824
sleepy but comfy, how're you?
No.113829
>>113827
At the naval hospital in portsmouth for a optometry appointment to get some new glasses and see about getting lasic.
No.113830
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>>113829
new glasses are kind of exciting, that's probably not what you want to be doing right now though. What's a lasic?
No.113831
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>>113826
It's dead because of the lull, usually a few hours, it should liven up :)
No.113832
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hey hey thread dont die because date the shrine maiden is here!
how is everyone on this lovely day?
No.113833
>>113832
Hey Date <3
I'm not too bad, only really waking up and a little out of sorts but it'll pass
How are you?
No.113835
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>>113832
hihi, how's your body feeling now?
>>113831
wait I've always had trouble with this, do you greet someone again because it's polite and so you don't look rude, or do you just not?
No.113836
>>113834
Good afternoon Cherub <3
Hows you?
>>113835
Hey Brat <3
You aren't rude, don't worry so much <3
No.113837
>>113833
im right as rain and as happy as can be
i hope you are A-ok!
>>113835
i got a huge headache atm but nothing serious
you?
>>113834
afternoon, hows it hangin?
No.113838
>>113836
>>113837
I'm good at the moment. Just relaxing after a little room cleaning. How are you two?
No.113839
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>>113837
>right as rain
>headache
?????
No.113840
>>113837
im hungover >.< but fine overall
>>113839
heh bit of an oxymoron maybe?
No.113841
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>>113837
I'll be ok, just a low mood, but it'll pass.
Did you enjoy your drinks?
>>113838
I'm not feeling too bad, just used to low phases. But I'll be grand. Any plans for the rest of your day after your cleaning?
No.113842
>>113840
Oh yeah the super bowl. How was that, did you have much to drink?
>>113841
Not at all. Perhaps continuing my music playing or play some vidya,
No.113843
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No.113844
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>>113841
too much….
>>113842
i lost 30 dollars on the super bowl and idk my floor is littered with cans
No.113845
>>113844
Better luck next time. And the cans sounds a bit like after i've been having party at my place. Its a hell to clean up the day after because you wanna spend most of the day of doing nothing.
No.113846
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>>113842
Are you learning anything currently?
I might have a few games of vidya later, but concentration and not getting fed up easily can make it tricky to enjoy things.
>>113843
Hey Mikan <3
How are you?
>>113844
Drink plenty of fluids, and if you have anything cold like ice, suck on an icecube. It'll help regulate bloodflow in your head and cool you down. It'll help a lot with the hangover
No.113847
>>113845
im kinda just kicking them around as i move through my room heh
ill ignore them until i have to clean em
>>113846
yeah im drinking some ice cold water atm and just taking it easy for now
No.113848
>>113846
Not really actually. Its only for relaxation.
I was planning to play ffx remaster edition.
>>113847
Its slight different with me because i live with three other people. So i have to clean it up immediately.
No.113849
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>>113847
You should be ok in a few hours, when it lifts you should eat and it'll help a good deal
>>113848
I couldn't get into 10, my favourite Final Fantasy is 9.
No.113850
>>113848
ah well i just kinda leave all the mess in my room i live with my parents but as long as they dont see the mess they dont mind
>>113849
danke danke friend
yeah no biggie
next time ill just try to drink less
No.113851
>>113849
I have that one too. But i didn't finish it. Its a really good game too.
>>113850
Ah i see. Oh well time for playing music.
No.113852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS4LCoh0VGQ
ive been on a hank williams sr binge all morning
idk why i just love his voice so much
No.113854
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>>113853
A few with that condition today, just nurse it with plenty of fluids and you'll be fine <3
No.113855
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>113854
I have found new material to play after you mentioned ffxi
No.113856
>>113855
I love that game the ost if great too <3
No.113858
>barely get any sleep
I must be dying
It was nice knowing you all
No.113859
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>>113858
is it because of worrying or thinking or you just were busy and didn't get enough?
No.113860
>>113859
Neither I was just laying down for some sleep feeling all nice and then I woke up way to early
No.113861
>>113858
Burt <3
Not sleeping well?
No.113862
>>113860
if it keeps up maybe go to bed earlier? tha could be when your body wants to wake up so you could trick it maybe
No.113864
>>113861
I was
>>113862
and miss out on Life is Feudal?
No.113865
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No.113866
Good morning /lewd/. Have you ever woken up and felt disgusting due to eating something bad the night before?
No.113867
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I went down to the river to watch the fish swim by But I got to the river so lonesome I wanted to die, Oh Lord!
And then I jumped in the river, but the doggone river was dry.
No.113868
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No.113870
>>113866
If you mean literally "eating", then no.
No.113873
>>113868
yo yo whats i up and how you doin?
No.113875
>>113872
Thank you! I ended up buying a shirt! And getting my shoes wet as hell, since the snow's decided to start melting and forming in massive piles of slush now.
No.113877
sorry for being weird.
sci has a blood phobia and flips out when we post our scalpels.
No.113878
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>Turn into a girl
>Everyone wants to RP and eRP me
No.113879
>>113869
Hi, how are you?
>>113870
I ate chilly cheese dog and woke up dying in my bed.
>>113871
Shoulda made more…
No.113880
>>113879
one at a time.
i don't wanna get committed.
No.113881
>>113878
The fuck did you expect?
No.113882
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>>113873
I'm alright. Waiting a few more days for my new computer to arrive. Luckily I can talk to you guys on my phone at least.
No.113883
>>113879
You should've eaten a warm cheese dog instead!
No.113884
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No.113885
>>113879
Do you think maybe you had heartburn?
No.113886
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>>113871
always cut from north to south! >:c
No.113888
>>113886
that's dangerooouuuusss
across for funsies, along for results
No.113889
>>113884
Why does everyone have a foot fetish?
No.113890
>>113889
just wanted to be nice and dry ur feet! :c
No.113891
actually i do that too sometimes, pic related.
shouldn't tho.
No.113892
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No.113893
>>113880
It doesn't have to be too deep - just deep enough to draw some blood. Maybe carve some geometrical shapes? Scalpels are pretty sharpe, I assume so it should be easy to make a bunch of cool little drawings. If you're gonna post pics, might as well go all the way! Just don't fuck up your tats.
>>113883
Skandi, you've been making too many puns. Will there ever be an end?!?!
No.113894
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>>113891
nah i mean from hand to elbow. hardcore shit
No.113895
>>113893
His puns better not end
No.113896
>>113893
does noun perhaps have a little fetish for cutting?
this is a lot of encouragement :o
>>113894
nigga that's how you DIE
No.113897
>>113890
Oh, sorry! I expect ulterior lewd motives from most people here.
>>113893
I'll stop when I'm dead! And I'll temporarily stop right now, because I'll go make dinner!
No.113898
>>113895
Get back to work, slave.
>>113896
>does noun perhaps have a little fetish for cutting?
Yeah - but not to my person. I would never want to mark up my beautiful skin,
>>113897
I want to cut you Skandi.
No.113899
>>113893
You're crazy bro.
No.113900
>>113897
w-well it was lewd i dont have a foot fetish tho :<
No.113901
>>113893
maybe he could cut an image of him cutting himself? :o its gonna be like cutception
No.113902
>>113898
I've tried cutting, as you well know, and it's not really for me!
>>113900
It was lewd but you don't have a foot fetish? You weirdo!
OKAY BUT REALLY: DINNER TIME
No.113903
>>113898
a, well, i do not go too nuts. one cut, then properly dress the wound, and i'm a happy bunny.
No.113905
I've cut myself on the palm of my hand with a razor blade because I wanted to see why people do it.
I saw absolutely no reason to do it ever again. It just hurt like a bitch.
No.113906
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No.113907
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>>113905
you're not cut out to be an emo
No.113908
No.113909
>>113907
Yeah my ex gf was a cutter. She definitely didn't dress her wounds like you do though.
No.113910
sometimes i get the urge to cut up the soles of my feet so i can just suffer like fuck for a while.
i don't do it tho, that would be horrible.
No.113911
Hello everyone.
Hello Dorfschlampe.
I hope all of you doing alright.
No.113912
>>113909
lazy
dressing the wound is half the fun
it's like playing doctors and nurses
No.113914
Hands are shaking
Knees weak
Arms spaghetti
too much coffee without food
No.113915
>>113912
Yeah I bet. It does look like you're having fun. Do you ever burn yourself?
No.113916
>>113915
noooo burns suck :s
i used to put cigarettes out on the back of my hand, but i have no idea what i was thinking, burns just hurt like fuck and don't even bleed :s
No.113919
>>113916
When I was in high school my friend put a cigarette out in the back of my hand. He said it was a rite of passage.
No.113920
No.113921
>>113919
it's a rite of dumb
No.113923
>>113922
*pokes you in the butt*
No.113926
No.113927
Every day I wake up
Every day I wake up alone
No.113928
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there are people who only cut for attention? Do they not enjoy the feeling or the taste of blood then?
No.113929
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No.113930
>>113928
i dont think so. they just cut and then upload it to facebook. sometimes they even cut the name of a youtuber or smth in their arm
No.113931
>>113928
They do it for the sweet release of dopamine.
No.113932
I'm looking for a boyfriend on steam who will spoil me and buy me games.
No.113933
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>>113932
is that really a boyfriend so much as a sugardaddy?
No.113934
>>113929
Do you like to be tied up?
No.113935
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No.113936
>>113933
I suppose you're right.
No.113937
>>113935
that sounds like a yes
No.113939
I'll do pretty much anything for some free videogames.
No.113940
>>113939
Would you build me a wall for my property?
No.113941
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No.113942
Anyone ever wake up and feel like pic related?
No.113943
>>113938
I want to tie you up and do lewd things to you
No.113944
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>>113939
go on chaturbate or smth then
No.113945
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No.113946
>>113941
You can't be replaced!
No.113947
>>113944
No way! I want someone here to be my boyfriend.
No.113949
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I got a hangover heart from your kisses last night, my head is so heavy the tears blind my sight you no longer love me you said we must part and all i have left is a hangover heart
No.113951
>>113941
no you cant be replaced !!
No.113953
>>113941
who replaced you? >:c
No.113954
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>>113952
Well you will always be cool cat Noun to me!
No.113955
>>113952
noun nuh! :c i wont let anyone replace you! >:c
No.113956
>>113948
damn that picture is cute
No.113957
>>113948
Aww, you're so sweet.
No.113958
I was replaced with a cyborg tbh
I am not the real Burt
No.113959
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>>113958
oh shit this is like blade runner
No.113960
>>113956
Youre qt too!!
>>113957
Is that a yes?
No.113961
>>113960
oh btw hai Gropy sry i forgot to greet you :c
No.113963
>>113956
hi! i hope you are having a wonderful day!
No.113966
>>113960
im nowhere near as cute as you..
>>113962
h-hello- oh you changed your name
>>113963
i have a tummy ache… reimu is best touhou
No.113968
>>113966
I changed it back just for you babe. And I know the perfect solution to your tummy ache
No.113969
>>113966
ahh shame shame
*hugs
i hope you feel better
and if you are in need shrine maiden date is here
No.113970
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>>113967
am not… i'm in bed all messed up x…x
>>113968
b-babe? oh my.. and w-what is your solution?
>>113969
ah your hugs are soft… now you're making me feel even more shy x…x
No.113971
Nnnnnh, gotta love that sated feeling you get when don't feel any need for anything whatsoever.
I'm as snug as a bug as a rug. How is everyone else?
No.113973
>>113970
thats what shrine maidens are for!
im here to make everyone happy if i can help
No.113974
>>113970
Well you could just lie down in my bed with me while I roll up your shirt just to your chest and slowly run an ice cube along your tummy until it melts then I could lick up the water and kiss it for you
No.113976
>>113972
>Ever drank baileys from a shoe?
>Wanna see my watercolors?
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>>113971
hey scanner!
how are you today?
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>>113960
I don't see why not.
No.113980
>>113977
Utterly sated, warm and snug; however I FUCKED UP my sleeping pattern. Sleep at 4am, wake up at 3pm. Fuck my life.
No.113981
>>113980
ah im sorry to hear that
lets hope you can change that soon
sleep is needed
No.113983
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good morning cutes and cuters
No.113984
>>113971
Sinkin' like a stone in the sea. Burnin' like a bridge for your booody.
No.113985
>>113983
hey you how are you?
No.113986
>>113984
Noun. I hate you. We are no longer family.
No.113988
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>>113982
We should punch each other really hard to knock each other out.
Or set alarm and get out earlier.
>>113981
Any tips or tricks to help me?
I think it goes like this. 'Getting normal sleeping pattern, get drunk, sleep in too late, stay up later to play videogames, wake up early because need to do something, getting normal sleeping pattern, repeat'.
>>113984
Those best not be lyrics, because whenever someone sings lyrics to me I always don't know where they are from and I feel like a retard like… every time.
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>>113985
the pain I have in my chest is still here from the night that I woke up in a sweaty panic
other then that though just generally frustrations and groggy from waking up just now
No.113991
>>113988
well we could set alarm :o lets use your phone :3
No.113993
>>113971
you forgot silly!
>>113973
i want to get into touhou but i'm not much of a gamer, i don't have eye–hand coordination and i have this weird habit of putting games at their highest difficulty in order to feel accomplishment!
>>113974
i shouldn't have read that
x……………x
im weak, please don't do this, please
>>113979
noooo *covers up in my blankets and stares at you*
>>113983
*cuddles*
No.113995
>>113988
just go lay down without any excuses at 8 or 9 pm everyday even if you arent tired you can watch some vids or listen to music and that should help a bit but it takes time
>>113989
ah well i hope all goes well, and yeah i hate when ou feel groggy feels like all life has been zapped away from you
>>113992
hi hi hi!
i hope your day is nice
No.113996
>>113992
hi dototototototo
>>113993
I want real cuddles as real human beaning
No.113997
>>113993
So you'd rather not hear about how I'd put you on my lap and pet you and gently scratch behind your ear while kissing you on the neck and cheek ?
I'll stop then if that's what you really want
No.113998
>>113995
got nothing for me eh? that's fine
No.113999
>uh I just have 9 folders for reaction images and only two of them are yuru yuri characters. If you want me to just upload the few loli ones I can
yes please brat
what are your folders lemme see~!
No.114000
>>113993
ah dont fret about it, i dont play the touhou games either
tbh im just in love with shrine maidens
No.114001
>>113991
Good idea!
Phone will help!
>>113990
Will listen to later, I need more music in my life, tbh.
Also been listening more to fat-pie podcasts.
>>113983
Is afternoon though.
>>113992
Dotter, I forgot washing powder.
I give you a quest to beat up 4 badingocks for powder.
>>113993
What did I forget,
>>113995
I get like that with podcasts and SCP stuff. But always at 2pm.
I guess I'll stop playing videogames at 12.
No.114002
>>113987
Noun you are a baby toad.
No.114003
>>113995
It's been a bit tedious, but hey, it's the evening here now and I can unwind!
>>113996
hey hey
>>114001
What's a badingock?
No.114004
>>114001
scanner scanner scannypop
you of all people should know that time is just a concept
No.114005
>>114002
I thought I was a tadpole…
No.114006
>>113998
sadly im hungover and i cant think too well, but if i come up with advice for you ill reply to you asap!
>>114001
yeah i like to put on some relaxing instrumental music
or maybe read a book or the likes to tire my eyes and make me want to go to sleep
No.114007
>>114003
yes yes lay it on me!
shrine maidens are here to help and make everyone smile and happy
No.114008
>>114003
hay? that's what horses eat
>>114006
nope you'll forget about me
No.114009
>>114007
There's not really anything to tell. Work was just…dull.
>>114008
I know.
No.114010
>>114005
No you are my little brother.
No.114011
>>114003
Go outside, walk west, past the crackhead and stop at the 4 rocks that are stacked upon each other.
You will know what they are, as they scuttle towards you.
>>114004
They pray tell, how come we got physical units of time in those sand hourgalss things?
>>114006
I'd love to read a book, but like… the light in my bedroom is uninstalled, ergo I'm always in the dark.
No.114013
>>114011
Fuck no, it's blowing a gale out there.
No.114014
>>114008
well i havent yet so you cant say until it happens
>>114009
well mundane can be good here and there atleast all is well right?
>>114011
ah that is an issue i also like to read wikipedia articles on my phone before bed
im a huge hisstory nerd so it helps and i learn!
No.114015
No.114017
No.114018
>>113993
d-dun be afraid :o sneaks under blanket