No.114739
No.114741
I always feel like…
…somebody's watchin' me…
No.114742
>>114735
obligatory "i never have enough time to post on /lewd/" post
No.114744
>>114741
*whispers to you*
damn bitch you got tha fat ass
im going to sleep
No.114746
>>114742
I never had enough time to post on imageboards, until I cut my own legs off! Now I can't even keep my eyes open, since I'm on the verge of passing out due to blood loss! I don't even need to worry about going anywhere, because I can't feel my face and I'm getting really cold
No.114747
>>114746
sounds like it cost you an arm and a leg to gain that opportunity…
No.114748
I've got a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka and a clove of roasted garlic. Gonna get cozy and red while I mine.
No.114749
>>114747
Freedom isn't free
>>114748
DUDE
Share
No.114750
…Y'know, I will stay for a bit longer. lol
No.114751
>>114749
Get your ass down to florida babe. I can't finish this entire bottle off on my own!
No.114752
No.114753
File: 1454993827194.jpg (286.58 KB, 733x1000, 733:1000, 225414aee57f61e01fe621ac71….jpg)
No.114754
HEY YOU PEOPLE
You need to make sure to sign up for the overwatch beta and whoever gets in needs to play together
You must do this
No.114755
>>114749
TANSTAAFL
>>114751
arizona's not swampy and alligator-y!
No.114756
No.114757
>>114749
Also, Dunsel, I really like the Filthy Frank show. It got a little too hyperactive for me after a while, so I stopped watching.
No.114758
>>114753
aren't you always?
No.114759
>>114751
There's NO FUCKIN WAY I'm going anywhere near New Cuba
I'll compromise and meet you halfway, in Louisiana, and we'll get drunk and flash our tits for Mardi Gras beads
No.114760
>>114756
No way I would only send that to my boyfriend.
No.114761
>>114759
That sounds like a good plan. Never been to N'nowlins.
No.114762
>>114755
Arizona is alright, when it's not 115 degrees outside. I can deal w/ it
>>114757
Papa Franku is my husbando
No.114765
>>114755
But it's soooo far…
No.114766
>>114764
cant even do this righ tsorry for duplicate
No.114767
>>114764
what did you have in mind?
No.114768
*walks into thread*
you're probably wondering how i got here
*record scratch*
to answer that question we're going to have to go back in time
*bzppbzbpzpbzpbzpbpzbpzbp*
*fart*
No.114769
>>114767
anything i ate about at noon and its 11 already
No.114770
>>114762
>living in phoenix
>not in ceasar's camp
wow, enjoy being fried alive this summer!
>>114765
remove florida!
No.114772
>>114768
Nice twist on my meme… I like it…. flickaflickalfickaflicka ;)
No.114773
Somebody wanted to play L4D with me a few weeks back but I don't remember who
>>114769
what do you have available? I really like cinnamon toast when I don't know what to eat
No.114774
>>114768
Which leads me to my NEXT question…
Don't do drugs
>>114770
Hail to Caesar!
also I'm in tempe because it's JUST city enough for me to feel comfortable but not BIG CITY enough to scare me
No.114775
>>114773
idk i got bread and ham i might make a sandwich
No.114776
I will go to bed, everybody. 'Night, /lewd/!
No.114777
>>114771
>thinking true love is a meme
Bruh please
No.114778
No.114779
>>114775
that'd probably fill you up, you should try cinnamon toast sometime though it's really really good.
>>114776
night night
>>114776
No.114781
>>114776
Nighty night Dank Drank, Educator of Skanks
No.114782
>>114779
ah never have tried em
No.114783
>>114782
it's just toast that you put a thin layer of butter over so cinnamon can stick to it, and it's fun to cut it into little strips. Now I want some but I've already brushed my teeth for the night
No.114784
>>114780
Franku > You're waifu
No.114785
>>114783
ah sounds interesting
No.114786
>>114784
Am I the only one to find it ironic that most of his fanbase are huge weeaboos?
The guy must really hate his life, but just can't stop his success.
No.114787
hey hey
what's your favorite kind of bagel
this is important
don't tell me you don't like bagels though
donuts are acceptable if you've never had one
No.114788
No.114789
>>114786
hes said before that he does actually hate what the character has become
he also hates it because it prevents him from doing anything else with his life
he really wants to be able to actually make real music, but anything he posts seriously gets shit on by his retarded fanbase
No.114790
>>114787
The kind with all of the seasonings on it. Except onion. FUCK ONION.
No.114791
Filthy frank is really unfunny.
No.114794
>>114787
jalapeno cheese
everything
blueberry
No.114795
>>114791
To enjoy Filthy Frank, it helps to have the sense of humor of a nine year old, like I do
No.114796
>>114795
What do you think of this dunsel?
*farts*
No.114797
>>114788
there's like a just plain onion bagel?
>>114790
everything bagels? those are good
>>114794
what's a jalapeno cheese bagel even like
that sounds weird
No.114798
>>114789
He's been hit hard by Poe's Law in that sense, I never actually found him funny, and for credibility I was born in Japan.
>>114791
Yes Marsy, how are you mein frau?
>>114792
Figured as much.
>>114795
How truly sad.
No.114799
>>114797
a bagel with jalapenos and cheese on it
what the fuck else would it be
No.114800
No.114801
File: 1454995174792.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 235.49 KB, 703x800, 703:800, 2015-06-20-744975.jpeg)
>>114799
everythime i see you post this picture it makesme giggle thanks!!
No.114802
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
memes in general have sort of become inside jokes that turned into references that became really overused
it's ok once in awhile, but sometimes it gets on nerves!
No.114803
>>114796
You know what I think? I think it's fantastic. There's nothing better than pushing out a huge, painful fart. I know I've really done something with my life when I feel a thick, heavy cloud of poison slap it's way out from between my ass-cheeks, leaving me to enjoy the feeling of each ripple and another stream bursts forth uproariously, the sound of its explosive birth becoming it's own fanfare
I fucking love farts
No.114804
>>114799
but is it like
jalepenos within the bagel
or inside the bagel
or in the cheese
>>114800
think so about what
No.114805
No.114806
>>114801
y-you too
>>114804
any or all of the above
the kind i like is a normal bagel with cheese melted on the top and the cheese has jalapenos in it
No.114807
>>114798
He hates this video now and already deleted it many times off youtube and I agree with you.
No.114809
>>114774
weed made me self-actualised
No.114810
>>114809
its a natural herb from the ground dood
No.114811
>>114774
big cities have always scared me- life seems so fast paced
No.114812
Goin down the rails of a right line straight to nowheeeere!
No.114813
>>114811
big cities arent too bad i live in a top 10 largest city of the us and it aint all that crazy
No.114814
>>114798
I didn't mean that genuinely
>>114809
Dude that's not cool, I found my brother dead by overdose of injecting too much marijuana
>>114811
I don't like big cities because they're scary
No.114815
>>114813
there's like sections to them, though! i'd rather be poorish and rural than poorish and urban!
>>114814
i think it wouldn't make much difference to me, actually, besides having better internet and a smaller house…
No.114816
>>114793
kissu.
>>114795
I wish i had it..
>>114798
I just woke up drinking some vodka now,and you?
No.114817
>>114816
but your liver should live…
No.114818
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No.114819
night night, have a good evening/day.
No.114821
No.114822
>>114815
I still tend to sperg out and get anxious when I walk down a street or boulevard at night and there's crowds of people
One day I'll get over it… maybe
>>114817
/lewd/ is secretly /alch/ - Alcoholics
>>114819
Good night dear brat, sleep well
No.114824
>>114822
>not being ok with people but as soon as they get even remotely close to you shutting down and going batshit
paranoia is a little better than anxiety?
also, it's a mixture between alcoholics, drug users, and depressed people! it's like a poor neighborhood! a gay poor neighborhood!
No.114826
>>114825
shrine maiden date has noticed you!
what does thou need from me?
No.114828
>>114824
It really is just a gay, poor neighborhood
>>114825
*notices you*
No.114829
>>114828
one day maybe we'll all meet up and be gay and poor and sad together!
No.114830
>>114817
No..
>>114818
I'm sorry that i wasnt here for you my dear..
No.114831
>>114826
More stamina to mine.
>>114827
More blood for the blood god.
>>114828
More dicks for the dunsel.
No.114832
>>114831
all make a stamina charm for you Noun!
No.114834
>>114830
but if you don't live, how will the shrine maiden ever become a shrine maiden that kissus you?
No.114835
>>114829
I'm only gay and poor, though
I don't really fit in
>>114831
More dicks? For me? You shouldn't have!
No.114836
>>114830
lets hold hands and cuddle until we both fall asleep again, ill stay awake all night if i have to
No.114837
>>114832
I want to lick a shrine maiden's armpits
No.114838
>>114831
*glory of Lord Lorgar
No.114840
>>114835
well, you fit two!
i'm assuming some people here have some sort of money to spend, they couldn't indulge in odd fetishes without it!
No.114842
>>114837
shrine maidens do have nice armpits
No.114844
>oh geez i'll just sit here and waste 20 or so minutes
>an entire hour gone
damn it imageboards
night!
No.114845
>well past time to go to bed
>not very tired
Wish me luck, this will be difficult
Good night, you lovable rascals
>>114844
Night night daisies
No.114846
>>114845
Night!
i hope you dream well
No.114847
>>114845
Bye dunsel good night.
No.114848
>>114841
>>114843
Could say the same but enjoy the (you) baka
No.114851
>>114825
Stop fucking talking bro.
No.114853
>>114852
Noun I fucking hate you! Just die already!
No.114854
>>114851
dont be mean !!
we should all be happy and nice towards each other
No.114857
No.114858
>>114856
I suppose you're right. I didn't mean to be cruel. You are a good person. You deserve to be treated the right way.
No.114860
>>114857
I guess I intimidate you because I'm an alpha male?
No.114861
>>114860
you're not even on any rays
No.114863
>>114860
i dont like skinny hairy curly
No.114864
>>114863
do you love me baby?
No.114865
No.114866
File: 1454998731647.jpg (476.31 KB, 580x887, 580:887, e3c41f450b058f0ae019ba5bd3….jpg)
No.114870
No.114871
>>114868
u have cute butt
>>114869
you havent shown me anything yet ;)
>>114870
sadly you posted those pictures
No.114872
File: 1454998835327.jpg (65.79 KB, 627x885, 209:295, 80eebabc534dd159431eb22e94….jpg)
No.114873
File: 1454998839111.jpg (307.42 KB, 850x1272, 425:636, sample-fbf1e8be6b1fdcea88f….jpg)
No.114874
>>114867
Got a lot of pictures of her?
No.114876
>>114871
they're good pictures though.. I'm attractive my mommy said so!
No.114878
>>114876
i guess its good that youre owning it
No.114879
File: 1454998950747.jpg (630.29 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, Hakurei.Reimu.full.1847045.jpg)
>>114872
Marsy you are the cutest and most gorgeous
total perfection tbh
No.114880
>>114878
that's right!
you meanie
>>114877
night nouny
No.114881
>>114872
yes you are p cute
No.114882
>>114871
heh true true i only show one person sorry
No.114883
No.114884
No.114886
No.114888
>tfw you're alpha as fuck
>tfw you get all the ladies
No.114889
SAY GOOD NIGHT TO ME FUCK YOUUU!
No.114890
No.114892
>>114887
I am really sorry bit…
;_;
No.114893
>>114892
Its ok, that webm was just enough
No.114894
>>114893
I am glad then :)
No.114895
>>114894
Wish I was drawing a lot more when that faze was going on. Now people are doing the cat hole on da boobs. Like this one
No.114896
>>114895
Are you drawing that stuff now? if so do show
No.114897
>>114896
Nope, maybe I will try tonight or something
No.114898
>>114897
I think you should do it
and show me it
No.114899
File: 1455000356502.png (216.67 KB, 776x777, 776:777, 12510363_1509027626059602_….png)
>>114897
hey bit could you psot a ddrawing of yours?
i havent seen your art :D
No.114900
File: 1455000568869.png (25.47 KB, 915x822, 305:274, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.41.18….png)
No.114901
>>114898
Mmmaybe
>>114899
…sure I dont mind. Mainly just upper body stuff since im to stupid to learn anatomy. I need to learn it! Everything else I just post on my tumblr
No.114902
File: 1455000709652.png (78.87 KB, 1154x692, 577:346, u_mad_bro__by_armenci-d66r….png)
>>114901
ah they are super cute!
and i actually went to see a anatomy museum exhibit it was pretty cool, im a big anatomy nerd but i have no artistic skill
but yes i like your art its cool!
No.114903
>>114901
You will do it
I can feel it
No.114904
>>114901
Forgot to say nice artwork
No.114905
>>114902
Oh then by my anatomy teacher!! Oh and thank you :)
>>114903
>>114904
Baka you feel all sorts of things! and thank you too
No.114906
>>114905
hehe well if you want someday we could watch
some anatomy vids and dissection i have watched before, i dont have them bookmarked but i can easily find them !
No.114908
the lewd drawfag should draw me more spiders
No.114909
>>114908
ill draw you one on paint!! if you want
No.114910
File: 1455001347448.jpg (1.25 MB, 4084x5912, 1021:1478, NyanType-Magazine-October-….jpg)
>>114906
Sure sounds pretty nice
>>114907
nah
>>114908
No.114911
>>114910
yes yes !
oh and my big sis is a masseuse so she has some anatomy books i could borrow from her i forgot!
No.114913
No.114914
>>114913
im not too good in paint and it was quick but here!!
No.114915
File: 1455001727999.jpg (161.25 KB, 674x1000, 337:500, 4886bd405e6513f7338a41a61d….jpg)
>>114911
Interesting job! Are they really good books? Well must be
>>114912
Feudal baby
No.114916
>>114914
>6 legs
>spider
date pls
No.114917
File: 1455001780558.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 308.33 KB, 701x800, 701:800, 2015-06-20-744974.jpeg)
>>114915
yeah from nerves to muscles and everything in between they have it all
i could spend hoursr eading them
No.114918
>>114916
D: im sorry im not well versed on spiders
give me some guidelines on drawing them and ill make one more for you
No.114919
>>114917
With all that knowledge you have im sure you could draw very well
No.114920
No.114921
>>114919
like stick figures and like kindergarden level cats!
ill draw you cat ! since i have paint open :D
No.114922
No.114924
>>114915
I was just reclaiming my house in game real quick!
No.114926
>>114923
see? small child level
No.114928
>>114927
hehe i forgot about that !
xD my spider isnt that good
No.114929
No.114930
>>114929
no problem my arachnid friend!!
No.114931
>>114928
How can you forget?
No.114932
>>114931
because its been like a year or so since i heard about david thorne
i love the floodlights story that one was really funny
No.114933
>>114924
Hmmm ok
>>114926
Still cute!
No.114934
>>114933
not as much as your drawings!!!!
No.114935
>>114932
That's understandable
>>114933
See
No.114936
File: 1455003797497.jpg (108.95 KB, 1150x813, 1150:813, 0a0bb3704f677529526802a175….jpg)
>>114934
Noo! Stop this!
>>114935
Still a Feudal baby
No.114937
>>114936
no no no your art is cute!!!
i enjoy it alot
No.114939
File: 1455004296234.png (560.62 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 7c2d11154f9926db2383f22bf5….png)
>>114937
..then I thank you once more
>>114938
What!
No.114942
File: 1455004690327.jpg (83.7 KB, 1388x954, 694:477, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.53.23….jpg)
No.114944
File: 1455004709985.jpg (286.58 KB, 733x1000, 733:1000, 225414aee57f61e01fe621ac71….jpg)
No.114946
>>114944
quit being a semen deamon
No.114947
>>114940
ok ok I wont call you that anymore
No.114948
>>114946
I'm just being myself.
No.114949
>>114947
this looks maybe just a little too furry….
No.114950
>>114947
Thank you, I am an adult.
No.114951
>>114948
no you're being a homo
No.114952
File: 1455004939918.jpg (45.19 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Danganronpa-AE-New-Trail_0….jpg)
No.114953
>>114952
says the ruby cuby who chewbied my movie
No.114954
>>114949
If you say so
>>114950
Feudal adult
No.114955
>>114953
Please don't be unkind.
No.114957
>>114954
I may be just a bit
but thats cause I need to take a break from all the times I beat you in Naruto…;_;
No.114958
>>114955
I'll be kind and unwind your mankind
No.114959
>>114956
. . .
>>114957
>from all the times I beat you in Naruto
No.114962
>>114960
You haven't beat me yet!
>>114961
Nothing at all really, just thinking about stuff. What about you?
No.114963
File: 1455005728950.jpg (307.42 KB, 850x1272, 425:636, sample-fbf1e8be6b1fdcea88f….jpg)
No.114964
>>114962
You didn't have to tell everyone!
No.114966
>>114965
I dont want to begone…
No.114967
>>114962
i'm in between things to do… and i'm not sure what i'm doing next. i'm trying to figure that out
No.114968
File: 1455006098474.jpg (476.31 KB, 580x887, 580:887, e3c41f450b058f0ae019ba5bd3….jpg)
No.114969
File: 1455006159755.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
>>114963
that's just the drugs talking baby
No.114970
>>114966
Then stay!
>>114967
Sounds tough, hope you pick the choice that is best for you
No.114971
>>114970
Make me
Im a bit sleepy…
No.114972
>>114970
oh! that makes me want to cap lain now. thanks mister
No.114973
>>114971
>bit
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
No.114974
>>114971
No, leave
>>114972
Ay no prob
No.114977
I'm polite but really slutty.
No.114978
No.114981
>>114980
Night and cya later
No.114982
No.114983
File: 1455010015886.jpg (112.21 KB, 989x1080, 989:1080, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.114984
File: 1455010319216.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
No.114985
File: 1455010369538.jpg (125.84 KB, 1048x1080, 131:135, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.114986
>>114985
I don't see any please or thank yous
No.114987
File: 1455010552488.jpg (99.13 KB, 929x1080, 929:1080, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
>>114986
please no bully mr wolfspider
No.114988
File: 1455010599466.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
No.114989
File: 1455010732551.jpg (113.13 KB, 750x1033, 750:1033, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.114990
No.114991
File: 1455011162143.jpg (171.62 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.114992
>>114991
this is some /mu/core shit right here
No.114993
Is moecake asleep?
is it safe to come out?
No.114994
>>114993
not while I'm here *rawr*
No.114995
File: 1455011730490.jpg (131.26 KB, 1012x1080, 253:270, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.114996
oh so sci is here and he stole my name? not nice
No.114997
File: 1455011862670.jpg (138.11 KB, 1248x1080, 52:45, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
>>114996
i'm sorry i didn't know
No.114998
>>114997
that you'd get found out?
No.114999
File: 1455012822786.jpg (192.37 KB, 998x1080, 499:540, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
>>114998
i don't understand..
No.115000
File: 1455013631929.jpg (138.11 KB, 1248x1080, 52:45, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
oh wow woops
>>114998
that's not what i meant!!!
No.115001
>>114994
ahh! don't scare me…
>>114995
hello there are you new?
No.115002
File: 1455013937539.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>115001
it's o.k I'm only going to pump you full of drugs to turn you into a sex crazed slut to rent out to people as a fuck toy
you're only going to end up as a mind broken cocksleeve so it's not scary at all!
No.115003
>>115001
maybe a little. we have talked before though.
No.115004
>>115002
but i don't do drugs.. drugs are bad
>>115003
i'm sorry but i don't recognize your name
No.115005
Thread's all to myself, time for donuts~
No.115006
File: 1455015400713.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
>>115004
you'll do whatever I want when you're chained to my radiator
No.115007
>>115006
at least i'll be warm…
No.115008
>>115007
covered in sweat and cum
No.115010
>>115008
ah.. okay i'm leaving.. bye
No.115011
No.115012
No.115013
File: 1455016469293.jpg (141.3 KB, 1173x1080, 391:360, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
>>115004
i change it a lot. i'm sci.
No.115014
File: 1455016481795.jpg (152.66 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.115015
File: 1455016534650.jpg (114.65 KB, 840x982, 420:491, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.115017
>>115016
drunk and raped by wolves
No.115018
File: 1455016834217.jpg (120.63 KB, 1150x1080, 115:108, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
No.115019
I'm having sex with a dog.
No.115020
No.115021
No.115022
>>115021
does the dog not keep you company?
No.115023
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No.115026
>>115025
why are you lonely then?
No.115027
>>115026
I meant lonely sexually.
No.115028
>>115027
but the dog is there and you're having sex with him
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>>115029
you're a nice gif
No.115031
>>115030
you're too kind.. i'm not even an animated jpg
No.115032
>>115031
it looks like she's breathing
No.115034
>>115011
im just kidding, i actually had to buy some nom noms
>>115013
would like me to call you Sci?
>>115015
i'm back!
>>115019
WAT
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>>115037
show me the booty
No.115040
>>115038
give me the booty
>>115039
I know!
No.115041
>>115040
oh my gosh i literally can't even right now
No.116069