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No.115742
>>115737
you called me an arachnid!
No.115744
>>115742
its the proper term to call spiders!!
No.115745
brat send me your brat folder
NOW
No.115746
>>115743
i don't think i had anything to do actually, i think i just wanted to be home
and now that im home i don't know what to do
No.115747
>>115735
Well; the helping him didn't work, so bullying is all I can still do as a proper dominant-type. Like all things, brought upon himself!
>>115737
You even called yourself a slut earlier!
>>115740
I don't owe you guys anything, but might pop-in if I ever get bored of XCOM 2 or 侍道4.
No.115749
No.115751
>>115748
it would mean a lot
No.115752
No.115753
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>>115752
Ah, but the way you're so bothered by it shows more than enough..!
No.115754
>>115753
Well, hello, Franziska von Karma. (I am a fan of Ace Attorney, btw.)
No.115755
>>115752
im bothered because you are baselessly tainting my good name!!!
No.115756
>>115754
Good, it is an ace series.
>>115755
You're so bothered about being a slut, that you did not even reply to the right post.
No.115757
>>115756
What's your favourite character in Ace Attorney?
No.115758
>>115756
;_; i was playing a game!!! i didnt pay attention
and im not a slut
im p.ure and clean
No.115759
>>115757
I'd just posted him, however pic related is a close one as well despite the obvious.
>>115758
So you're an air-headed slut! I see!
No.115760
>>115758
>p.ure and clean
>looks at steam library
>realizes that he/she has 80 percent bloody-as-fuck FPS or TPS games
Hmmm…
No.115761
>>115759
nope nope
maybe you are the slut and are projecting!!
No.115762
>>115760
>>115760
i meant it in a sexual way im sexually p.ure and clean
and its not nice to stalk other people
No.115763
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
im home
my fucking cat barfed all over the carpet
No.115764
>>115762
I remember Killing Floor has parts of the game specific to love-making.
>hmmm
No.115765
>>115759
How much ace attorney do you have?
No.115766
>>115764
no it doesnt it, its all bout killing zeds no lewd at all
No.115768
this little shrine maiden is going to cleanse the european streets of zeds be back later <3
ciao!!
No.115769
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>>115768
pls remove everyone who doesn't integrate into British society
No.115771
>>115761
I'm pretty confident in what I am, so that's not it. Are you sure you're not just being bullied?
>>115765
Plenty, actually.
>>115769
I'd rather not everyone have annoying accents or be the minority in their own country.
No.115772
>>115771
don't think you understand then
No.115773
>>115772
I know it was a Killing Floor reference, but I still wanted to make fun of the UK.
No.115774
>>115773
oh I didn't understand then, my mistake
No.115775
FUCK
my audio is all fucked up ever since i replaced my power supply
audio plays out of my monitor on some programs but on most the stuff i use it's fine
No.115776
>>115775
im retarded
i just had to unplug the cord in the monitor that lead to the audio input…
No.115777
>>115771
Thats pretty awesome.
No.115778
>>115775
>>115776
Happens to the best of us, bud.
>>115777
I suppose it is, I've been a fan of it for quite the long time now.
No.115779
>>115778
I haven't finished the trilogy yet. I can't get myself to continue.
No.115781
>>115780
I've got other "Important" stuff to take care of so i don't have the time.
No.115782
>>115781
What's so important that would make it so a NEET can't play a video game?
No.115783
>>115782
I have work to take care of and other irl stuff. The only thing i'm in the mood for when finally getting home is sitting here and relax.
No.115784
>>115783
Well then get motivated, it's what I do.
No amount of work-related pains can keep you from being motivated.
No.115785
sacrebleu the the seine and all of Paris have been cleansed of the heretics!
No.115786
No.115788
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>>115786
hello dunkoff how are you?
No.115789
>>115788
Sehr gut.
Und dir?
No.115790
Please keep me away from fucking dota.
It brings nothing but misery. ;-;
No.115791
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No.115792
>>115790
I'll keep you away in a lovely dark and damp place~
No.115793
>>115790
>Playing dota at all
No.115794
>>115790
ill save you from the clutches of dota!
No.115795
leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide
No.115796
>>115795
I'm going to tan your hide
No.115799
>>115797
hi dunsel!!!!!!1!1!11111111
No.115800
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No.115802
Anyone who plays XCom1, can you tell me that do I really need to pay attention to who to send out for missions? Can't I have a normal combination of all roles or do I need to guess to send out like… specific people?
>>115792
I said save me from misery, not mire me in it.
>>115793
You can blame a certain shitposter for getting me into it.
No one from here though. At least with smoking I can die from cancer, but no, the suffering continues.
>>115794
Please do, it breaks our heart so; and I've been playing support for so long, it is the only role I can play.
I'll always be ward bitch. ;0;
No.115803
>>115802
but you glow so wonderfully and utterly in it
No.115806
>>115804
I-Im not a lewdie!
No.115807
>>115802
Well its not decision wether you want to play it.
If you find it entertaining then whats there to say?
>>115804
How's it going?
No.115808
>>115806
But Akari… your name is quite literally "Lewdie" !!
No.115809
>>115806
Your default name says otherwise.
No.115811
>>115808
>>115809
>>115810
huh?
I think all of you need some glasses.
No.115813
>>115807
Not so bad, actually. I had a long day, smashed my thumb at work and it hurts. My supervisor asked me if I was going to go home after I got banged up, and I told him, "Dude no, it's a thumb, I'll live. Probably"
Now I'm just relaxing, how are you?
No.115814
>>115803
No, NO! NOOOO!
I HAVE BEEN IN THE BOG OF BITCHBOI FUKPUSSI FOR LONG ENOUGH!
You're going in MY basement!
No.115818
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>>115812
wem
>>115814
you don't even have a basement!
No.115819
>>115811
Silly me, how could I mix that up?
How have you been, dear Akari?
>>115814
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
No.115820
>>115813
Well i'm fine, but i should probably go to bed.
>>115815
Why is it i find that crazy woman attracting.
>>115811
Oh really?
No.115821
>>115815
SCANNER POSTS BEST POKEGIRL
No.115822
>>115819
everyone does misstakes sometime :P
Im doing alright, how about you?
Are you staying now or are you just visiting?
No.115823
I can't beat Velstadt.
Someone help
No.115824
No.115825
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
rate my latest video guys
i think you'll like it
No.115826
mikan is so fucking cute
especially when drunk
No.115827
File: 1455062743194.jpg (139.97 KB, 581x800, 581:800, 14d0a914384d03440f6d108b24….jpg)
>>115824
>says the tea drinker
No.115828
>>115827
>says the american
No.115829
>>115825
you could have used fotogage from gaza beach
7.5/10
No.115830
File: 1455062793418.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.29 KB, 850x764, 425:382, sample_39d6d9cf287f1bad3fb….jpg)
Who wants me to post more crazy grils?
Like, someone different?
>>115818
ATTIC IT IS, THEN
>>115819
Cats don't know shit about my thriving skills
>>115820
Because horror always gets the blood pumping.
And yandere best dere.
>>115821
And don't you fucking know it.
No.115831
>>115830
you don't even have an attic
No.115832
>>115820
She's attracting because she's Hex Maniac, duh
>>115822
I'm a little better these days. I am never just visiting, this is my home!
>>115825
"11/10 — Truly a shining light of forward thinking in these dark times, turned my life around" - IGN
No.115833
>>115828
A-america das panzers are coming please help?
No.115835
File: 1455062955586.jpg (Spoiler Image, 434.68 KB, 1200x1743, 400:581, Fuckin' Syati Kamaboko.jpg)
HAVE SOME LEWD as I'm looking for that little sort of crazy girl for /lewd/
>>115831
LET ME SHOW YOU, SHITLORD
No.115836
>>115830
Post more Hex Maniac
>>115833
Post shrine maiden armpits
No.115837
>>115830
>>115832
I suppose you're both right.
No.115838
>>115833
>loosing to farmers and slit eyed hill monkeys with pitch forks and aks
No.115839
File: 1455063048197.jpg (101.35 KB, 480x721, 480:721, funny-pictures-german-sold….jpg)
>>115838
>not knowing the ak was built thanks to german stg as it was a superior weapon
No.115841
>>115835
>read pic
>boner
God DAMN IT
No.115842
No.115844
>>115835
no I'll show you something else
No.115845
Found something that may make you sad.
>>115836
Sorry, I wanna switch it up.
>>115841
Search up artist named in pic
No.115846
>>115843
nice ass you phrat
No.115847
>>115841
>>115835
My dong is not expanded by this.
No.115848
I'm serious, this shit is gonna make you sad.
No.115849
>>115843
>>115843
ok that was my last nazi post
sorry just added more pics to my nazi folder i wanted to use
No.115851
>>115841
Post boner. I'll now crawl back into my LP-watching cave, and if there's no boner when I return I'll be very disappointed!
Also, hi!
PS. The captcha was "bp in me".
No.115852
>>115843
I'd be proud of you; Texas boy, if it weren't all an act.
No.115853
>>115849
disappointing
you best suck my dick to make it up to me
No.115854
>>115852
what??
i just happen to have a interest in ww2 german military
nothing wrong with that
>>115853
ask ahmehd to do it for you
No.115855
>>115850
I ain't even started, Date.
No.115856
>>115854
texas makes the best queers though…
No.115858
>>115855
>>115857
D;
>>115856
ah even so ahmehd wouldnt suck it cause he dont eat pig
No.115859
>>115847
You just don't realize the superiority of soaking wet, super tight, middle school pussy
>>115851
I like how "hello" was the secondary subject of your post
Hello Skandi! I'm not posting it
No.115861
>>115856
says the britbong that has never set foot in texas
No.115862
>>115860
Hey there, Painties. How are ya?
No.115866
>>115859
Its not obscure enough.
>>115860
Good evening.
No.115867
naps naps
wow wow
naps naps
wow
No.115869
>>115860
Hello painties!
>>115865
>yet
I can't feel sorry for evil creatures with ill intentions
No.115870
>>115858
well played
>>115860
hi
>>115861
no but I had this one really cute trap in texas that one day went offline and never ever came back
No.115871
>>115829
thats not funny because that's being a tryhard
No.115872
>>115870
ah she was probably from austin
literally a lefty circle jerk
No.115873
>>115869
Only wanted to be loved, after all.
No.115874
>>115872
he went to school there but his family is Christians
No.115875
>>115873
;_; made me sad
>tfw no qt german aryan to love me til the end of time
No.115876
>>115873
We are not heroes. We can't save everyone…
No.115877
>>115874
arent all texans christian
but yeah basically austin is liberal leftist hippy island
nice place for music but ehh
No.115878
>>115876
That is sad, but ultimately true.
No.115879
>>115876
well we can try!!!!
that's what i try everyday im here!
No.115880
>>115877
yeah that's prob why she left then
No.115881
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No.115882
>>115879
saving from what?
No.115883
>>115880
i went there last month to fill in as a wedding photographer, it was fun downtown is a beaut not gonna lie
No.115884
>>115859
I figured you wouldn't be posting it, but you can't blame a drunk guy for trying. I've got it saved already, anyway, it was practically the first image posted on the board! Also, Miles has finally seized complete control of when I get to cum, so I'm generally more horny than usual, sorry.
No.115885
oh my I get a lot of replies here
>>115862
I'm good. Just got home. You?
>>115864
hi hi hi!
>>115865
>>115868
Oh no. I wasn't planning to be sad tonight.
>>115866
Evening. How's yours?
>>115869
Hello Dunse
>>115870
and you too mr spider
No.115886
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>>115885
i hope your day has been good and it continues that way
No.115887
>>115884
props going out to Miles…
No.115888
Want me to find better horror qts?
>>115875
Don't worry, the aryan resurgence should re-appear thanks to certain issues about immigration and conflicting values.
>>115876
I CAN SAVE SOME PEOPLE!
No.115889
>>115883
those kinda places usually are
>>115885
let me stick my pee pee in ur bumhole
No.115890
>>115878
Many truths are unfortunate, but none more so, I believe
>>115879
There's nothing wrong with trying, I should say that someone who has the heart to attempt such a feat has limitless love
But it's a bittersweet gesture, because whether that person believes it or not, the truth is that they'll never succeed
Wonderful complex emotions~!
>>115881
I already have!
No.115891
>>115885
Nothing to complain about at the moment.
>>115888
Find some vore or tentacles.
No.115892
>>115885
Feeling bleh because of a nap I took about a few hours ago and feeling slightly depressed.
No.115893
>>115890
yes but it never hurts to try, i would feel bad if i didnt, having the chance of course
No.115894
>>115887
You can't respond to that, you're relatively inno-cent and pu-re!
No.115895
>>115884
It was the first lewd self pic, and I'm embarrassed to hold that title…
Tell Miles he's a good boy, for me!
No.115896
>>115894
s-sure… Thanks for reminding me.
I was about to forget that.
No.115897
>>115894
no he isnt he is super lewd
kraut is lewd and not p ure
No.115898
File: 1455064479097.jpg (45.19 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Danganronpa-AE-New-Trail_0….jpg)
>>115890
Well you ever post it again?
No.115899
>>115898
Maybe. Possibly? Probably
No.115900
>>115886
It was. I made donuts with my friend.
>>115889
How direct
>>115891
You can always find something to complain about.
>>115892
Well that's too bad. I always feel weird after I sleep during the day.
No.115902
>>115900
I prefer the direct approach since I'm a very honest and blunt person
No.115903
>>115900
oh that sounds lovely!!
No.115904
>>115895
I did, and he called me a good boy in return, so thanks!
>>115896
Well uh, you're supposed to be somewhat inno-cent!
>>115897
I know, really, he's almost as lewd as you.
No.115905
>>115899
Ok, well I would like to see.
No.115906
>>115904
im not lewd
there is no proof of that!!
No.115907
>>115904
It's what I do! I'm here to help~
>>115905
Good things come to those who wait!
No.115908
I should go to bed. See ya later people.
>>115900
Probably but its not something i wanna waste time on.
No.115909
File: 1455064784703.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 227.83 KB, 1032x1115, 1032:1115, 2fe349a7c27743d8d183deaf9….jpeg)
>>115891
>>115891
Can't find anything that truly excites me yet.
Probably because playing Xcom
These are a few of my fetishes
No.115910
No.115911
File: 1455064848743.jpg (171.78 KB, 850x605, 170:121, sample-0890ec9671f8c1503dd….jpg)
No.115912
>>115909
Now this is also good. Can i have one more like this before bed?
No.115913
>>115908
Good night sweet prince
No.115914
>>115897
Look who is talking.
Are you sure you are in the right position qt?
>>115906
are you sure there isnt?
No.115915
>>115906
I'm just saying you want Akari to fugg your tight boipussi.
>>115907
If what you do is make Miles call me a good boy, you've got a bit of a simple job!
No.115916
>>115902
I'm not criticizing the approach, I can see there are advantages to it. I'm just more used to people taking their time.
>>115903
Yeah. Apparently it's Fat Tuesday today, which is Pączki Day for Polish-Americans. We both have Polish ancestry and her mom always celebrated it, but we don't really know how to make authentic pączki so we just made donuts.
>>115908
Understandable. Some people just can't help looking for them.
Good night.
No.115919
No.115920
>>115915
Is that because you're a good boy?
No.115921
>>115914
>>115915
N-not my fault i was drunk once and he took advantage of me ;_;
No.115922
File: 1455065145145.jpg (85.88 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Dungeon-Travelers-2-Atlus-….jpg)
No.115924
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No.115926
>>115916
well I really should but my dick sometimes demands too much of me so yeah
readd me and give me something good
id/chaoswolfspider
No.115927
>>115920
I told you not to say it!
>>115921
You're a slut, but there's nothing wrong with being one!
No.115928
>steam is down
NOOO
WHAT IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO MESSAGE ME
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
No.115929
File: 1455065335926.png (Spoiler Image, 217.98 KB, 480x590, 48:59, cd92724d392cbe09005d86acea….png)
No.115930
>>115928
>goes back up as you post that
No.115931
>>115926
I'll add you, but I don't know what to give
No.115932
>>115931
I'll make you give me everything
No.115933
STEAM IS DOWN!
RAPE THE WAIFUS!
TAKE ALL THERE CLOTHES!
No.115935
>>115927
I didn't say it! I just asked a question…
>>115929
Pettings for Scanner!
>>115930
Thank goodness, I was going to panic
No.115937
>>115925
My family wouldn't approve.
No.115938
File: 1455065568311.jpg (124.52 KB, 946x960, 473:480, 12509446_1671913709756070_….jpg)
>>115933
>their
when will you learn kraut
No.115939
File: 1455065582170.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 267.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, db892e78dd0d7adda93e47ea6….jpeg)
No.115940
>>115934
danke for the gif soldat
No.115941
DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
WAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
LEGT
AN
No.115943
If I go sit on the toilet with a blanket will it get in the water
¿¿¿
No.115944
>>115943
unless you throw it in there on purpose no
No.115946
>>115939
That's quite a reaction…
>>115942
Wrong! I'd never bully a Skandi!
>>115943
It won't if you input the secret code
↑↑↓↓←→←→B-A-START
No.115947
DIIIIEEEEEE WAFFFFFFEEENNNN
LEGT
AN
No.115949
What upcoming games is everyone excited for?
No.115950
File: 1455065927973.png (464.03 KB, 800x1414, 400:707, 73e6feda96bc8de98e0e9396fb….png)
>>115946
I'mma horribly excited.
No.115952
>>115949
That Dara something and Disgaea PC port.
No.115954
>>115950
*pets the scanner*
>>115949
>tfw you don't play video games
No.115955
>>115944
>>115946
thank you thank you
>>115949
Danganronpa PC port if it's good because it means I can play 2 without a Vita
Dark Souls 3
Yay yay
No.115956
>>115954
*shivers excitedly* .W.
No.115957
>>115946
You would bully a Skandi forever, and it's what you do with every post even though you might not even know it!
No.115958
>>115948
Glaub mir jeder mensch, jeder mensch muss durch die Hölle schreiten um ins paradies zu kommen.
No.115959
No.115960
>>115959
*vibrates even harder*
No.115961
W-why did it get so lewd so quickly????
No.115962
File: 1455066339054.jpg (235.75 KB, 533x800, 533:800, 483527d2c612849b33312e047a….jpg)
>>115951
>>115952
Oh I am excited for Black Desert Online , Persona 5, Dark Souls 3, Tom Clancy's The Division, Quantum Break, Street Fighter 5, Final Fantasy 15, Kingdom Hearts 3, and the FF7 remake.
No.115963
>>115956
Adorable
>>115957
I only bully when it's asked for!
I don't want to bully a Skandi, but I WOULD hold a skandi's hand …or something
No.115964
>>115960
[excitement intensifies]
No.115965
>>115961
Videogames and erections go hand in hand.
Playing XCom, already got a boner for getting everyone decent armor and guns for KILLING ALLYIUM SCUM
>>115962
Oh sweet, KH is still a thing! A guilty pleasure of mine!
>>115964
*No brakes on the excite bike*
No.115966
>>115963
Damn, I was being all cryptic and drunk, but you just blasted straight through it.
>hold a skandi's […] something
That's lewd!
No.115967
>>115965
My favorite one is birth by sleep (psp).
No.115968
>>115967
Only played 1&2, annoys me how they kept changing platforms.
No.115970
>>115968
Birth by sleep is very different from the original two.
No.115971
>>115965
No brakes, heading straight for an evolution from riding the excite bike to driving the excite truck
>>115966
You made it lewd! That's not the context I meant!
I'm also not sure drunk Skandi can be a cryptic Skandi…
>>115969
Mikan!
No.115973
File: 1455067409179.jpg (170.9 KB, 500x808, 125:202, 1456845ce4f9c5c2af186ca376….jpg)
No.115974
>>115971
Dunsel! c:
>>115972
drunk and talking with Mika <3
>>115973
hai!
No.115975
I am back and feeling a bit better than normal now. Woo!
>>115949
I am excited for no games atm tbh. I usually read about a game, and, if it happens to interest me, I will buy it. I also don't follow upcoming games that often, or faithfully, for that matter. The last recent game I played was Undertale, and that game's DOPE AS FUCK. The soundtrack is one of my faves, totally.
No.115976
>>115971
Drunk Skandi can sometimes be the most cryptic! Like when I've gone to bed and trying to send a goodnight email to master, but when I wake up it turns out I sent "Gonfdight mmast er ,ilv oe yuoooo"!
No.115977
I'm super fucking right now.
No.115978
No.115980
>>115976
That's pretty cryptic, I believe you
>>115977
I'm also super fucking, right now
No.115982
>>115980
Yes I made a mistake typing. I'm on my phone.
No.115984
>>115982
how dare you make mistakes you should be chopped to little pieces and fed to dogs
No.115987
>>115986
I'm drinking vodka.
No.115988
>>115987
ah ok gotcha so how are you
idk if i said hi to you today
but hi!
No.115989
…Aaaand I'm feeling like shit again.
No.115991
>>115989
what is wrong? D:
No.115992
>>115990
Whatcha need friendo?
No.115993
>>115988
You are that kindest shrine maiden I have ever met!
No.115994
…And suddenly I am feeling better again…
No.115996
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>>115993
ahh well i hope your day keeps up good!
>>115994
well whatever is the case im glad to hear you are feeling better !!!
No.115998
…You know, I think I may have bipolar disorder or something…
No.115999
>>115998
why would you say that?
No.116000
>>115992
Sup
>>115998
I'm pretty sure I do, from a years-long unbalance of brain chemistry
No.116001
>>115999
Because I have a huge tendency to switch between highs and lows almost on a dime…
No.116002
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No.116003
>>116000
watching it's always sunny, playing Dice Wars in place of an actual video game
and waiting for a book
that's about it mayne
No.116004
>>116001
form nothing at all or just things
No.116005
>>116001
Hmmm im sorry to hear that well if you feel you are sure about it maybe go see a shrink or something?
and do you have have a history of mental conditions or?
you dont have to answer or you can just message me on steam if i have you added
im here to help if you need!!
No.116006
>>116002
Well, we know already by this point that you are an almost-always horny slut, yeah, we know.
No.116007
>>115998
Read about it online, go to a doctor's office and tell then you think you have most m bipolar. They help you find out.
No.116008
>>116006
I'm from 4chan since 2004.
No.116009
>>116002
Hooray for sluts!
>>116003
What the heck is Dice Wars? It doesn't sound as fun as any video game
No.116010
>>115995
shave yourself you goddammed caveman!!!
No.116011
>>116004
Sometimes, from nothing at all.
>>116005
Question 2: Besides depression, I don't really have any other conditions.
No.116012
No.116013
>>116011
ah well either so only you know your body and mind well enough to make the judgement call whether or not you go see a shrink but i wish only the best for you and if you need me im right here!!
No.116014
Excitement wanes.
Allyiums dead.
What now?
No.116015
>>116010
Counterpoint: Body hair can be really nice.
No.116017
Nevertheless, I try to get my own work done and-FUCK
…I will go back. I just forgot I had homework due tomorrow.
No.116018
>>116015
only on tall muscular guys
and not on the cock, balls, or ass
No.116019
>>116002
you have cute underwear for a slut
No.116020
>>116018
Au contraire! Well, not quite contraire! But the only guys who look good with completely shaved nether regions are really twinky trappy femmy guys! A normal guy with a shaved crotch looks like he's suffering from some disease!
No.116021
>>116015
Example: Burt Reynolds
Wew! is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
No.116022
>>116010
No way.I'm fighting back again what people tell you think. I used to love getting shortcuts but I've always hatred having to shave my beard for job, etc
I have cut my hair or beard in ,3 years and I don't, and honestly I don't shave my pubes anymore
I don't have to cut my hair cuz I'm disability no other man will ever tell me what to do.
No.116024
>>116021
I've put off buying a bearskin rug for far too long! I've got posing to do! And it's not necessarily just you, but he's a bit old!
No.116026
>>116020
not completely shaved and smooth
neat and trimmed
at that point it isnt because it looks better but for practical reasons
No.116027
>>116023
>what are people with different opinions of attractiveness
No.116028
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No.116029
>>116024
I have afew sheep skin rugs and pillows and they're lush as all hell
No.116030
>>116020
why do you put such emphasis on looking really feminine? I don't think I'd consider myself either of those things but it looks much better shaved
No.116031
>>116024
Guys can have daddy issues, too
No.116032
>>116026
Oh! In that case, yeah, certainly! Everyone should trim!
>>116030
I put such an emphasis on it because, to me, really feminine guys are the only ones who can pull off the completely smooth look! A complete lack of body hair is stereotypically feminine, after all!
>>116029
But you need the bear head to get the composition of the picture reallyright!
>>116031
Yes yes, I'm not judging your tastes, I'm just saying it's not for me! I kinda approve of your tastes, even!
No.116033
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Has anyone here every fingered a girl ?
No.116034
>>116031
Dunsel and his daddy sittin in a tree
K I S S I N G
No.116035
>>116032
maybe
>>116033
you finger your self
No.116036
No.116038
hey hey
is there food you can eat to make your tummy not hurt
No.116039
>Is doing homework atm, so will not be postimg as often
No.116041
No.116042
>>116041
so you agree you're a girl then
No.116043
No.116044
>>116040
you confuse me too much
you act like a dom but then talk about wanting to suck dick
but like
what even are you
¿¿¿
No.116045
>>116038
bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast are pretty good for stomach aches
hope you get better brat <3
No.116048
>>116032
I see. We don't have to agree, of course! But, I like boys of all kinds, it just so happens that I'm biased for handsome, strong fuzzy men!
>>116034
I don't want to kiss my father, you baka
Just men who are similar
No.116049
No matter where I go or what I do, I can't escape the big D. Drama…
No.116050
>>116049
that's life man, we can talk about it if you want to
No.116051
>>116038
>hey hey
>is there food you can eat to make your tummy not hurt
Soup.
No.116052
>>116044
you are the one who is confused
No.116053
>>116044
i just like sex
being a sub makes my body feel good but being a dom gets my brain off
>>116046
>>116048
so yeah your dad
No.116054
>>116049
C'est la vie…
The other D you can't escape is DEEZ NUTS
No.116055
>>116045
I have bananas, I wish I had apple sauce. Would a regular apple help maybe?
>>116051
hmm I had soup earlier because it was cold but I feel weak and sick
>>116052
why am I confused?
>>116053
I kind of get it, but not really
No.116056
>>116054
>quotes DEEZ NUTS meme
ugh…I really hate that meme, you know…
No.116057
>>116050
Kinda just want to lay low for a bit and play some vidya with you guys for now.
>>116054
*slaps* Dunsel! Glad you made it. How have you been?
No.116058
>>116048
I've yet to meet a non-straight guy who doesn't like handsome men! And fuzzy is really nice! And strong is a bonus! I don't think we disagree too much!
No.116059
>>116055
i never tried it but i dont think it would have a negative effect !
No.116060
No.116061
>>116053
Or maybe YOUR dad
>>116056
Can't please everyone
But DEEZ NUTS can
No.116062
>>116057
hop on in bromo
>>116056
I dunno, you've yet to see my nuts
No.116064
>>116055
lots of stuff but particularly your idea that sucking dick is submissive
sub/dom isnt determined by the action
you can be dominant and be the one with a dick in your ass
No.116065
>>116055
being a dom doesn't physically excite me but i do get a rush from it
>>116060
I'm Baka
No.116067
>>116064
I'd agree with you there but it's kinda the whole dominate stick of making the sub please you
>>116066
~
No.116068
>>116061
my dad is bald and fat
No.116070
>>116057
I couldn't resist!
I'm good! I'm in exceptionally good spirits tonight, even though I've gone and smashed my thumb this morning while at work
MORE IMPORTANTLY how are you? Hope things haven't gotten you too down
>>116058
We are blessed with good taste, I think!
>>116066
I can't help it, I'm retarded
No.116072
>>116064
>you can be dominant and be the one with a dick in your ass
in what situation? I could see riding one kind of be dominant in the same way it is for a woman, but that definitely doesn't apply to every position
No.116073
>>116067
yeah but that just goes with what i was saying, not against it
>>116072
yeah
its even better if you tie them down
and hurt them
No.116074
>>116072
Power bottom? Though I don't think that's the same thing as a dom… is it?
No.116075
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What can i do to stay awake when im falling asleep? i dont want to go to bed because i have to stay up til 3 am and its barely 8:30 D:
No.116076
No.116077
>>116070
I'm okay, glad to know that you are too. Just about to play some Life is Feudal and shit so talk to y'all later!
No.116078
>>116075
start jumping and yelling
No.116079
>>116075
Pinch your cheeks, run around in circles, take a really cold shower!
Or for Hard Mode, all 3 options, done together
No.116080
>>116074
It makes my head hurt thinking about it, I just know I want my holes used and don't want to dick someone or have them suck mine
No.116081
>>116074
it is the same
bottom/sub and top/dom are independent of eachother
No.116082
>>116080
so you want me to fuck you?
No.116083
>>116078
>>116079
at the same time???
i just showered this morning though D:
No.116084
>>116083
take another shower
no don't jump in the shower, i don't want you to slip and cut your head off like some final destination shit
No.116085
>>116084
another?
i shower once everyday!
plus i dont have clean clothes but the ones im wearing ;_;
No.116086
>>116080
I stick with simple wants, like wanting to do lots of interesting lewd things with a nice boy, no real top/bottom/dom/sub whatever attached to it
>>116081
Thank you senpai
>>116083
All at the same time! Or do them, one after another
Alternatively, instead of a cold shower, splash cold water on your face (or if you're brave, splash it on your back/tummy!)
No.116087
>>116086
ahh in my back it makes me all tingly maybe in the face
danke dunsel
No.116088
>>116085
be naked in your house dummy
who's there? your parents?
show them your penis and assert your dominance as the man of the house
No.116089
>>116082
I guess I would
I don't think I'd trust that that's all you do
preferably I'd get with someone who's gay in denial and believes as long as they don't interact with the dick part of me I can be their woman
>>116086
that's probably more attractive to people in the long run. My brain's just not wired to think about doing dominant things.
No.116090
>>116086
I don't want to suck dick or my ass fucked unless it's for someone really special but I really want to bitch a slut and use them for all their worth
No.116091
>>116087
I do my best to help lovely shrine maidens everywhere even if it's only because I want to lewd their armpits
No.116092
>>116088
>not being naked in your own flat for weeks on end
No.116093
>>116089
you really sound like youre trans
sorry if thats something you dont want to hear
No.116094
>>116088
>/////<
no no no
im not a dominant figure as well im gentle and kind, ill just wash clothes and shower tomorrow
>>116091
i only read the non spoiler since its nice that way and thx!!!
No.116095
>>116089
im pretty in denial dude
even this moment, while browsing this board, and looking at hentai with really cute shotas getting pounded i don't think im gay!
No.116096
>>116089
Or! Find someone who wants to make you as happy as they can, which means they will understand when you tell them what you like and don't like!
Honesty is the best policy!
>>116090
>bitch a slut
I… what
No.116097
>>116096
make sluts into my bitch
No.116098
>>116092
i would but my mommy is here and if she saw my weenie she would yell at me and i don't like it when mommy yells at me
>>116094
oh so you're going to let your parents rule you? are you going to let your dad ram his 7 inch cock in you like you're a cumslut, or are you going to behead your father and cum inside your mother multiple times most days of the week?
You sound like a total PUSSY dude.
No.116099
>>116097
If only there were sluts around here, which there totally aren't any…
No.116100
>>116093
It's fine I'm over getting worked up about it. I spent a lot of time thinking about it last year and came to the conclusion that if it's not really being a woman I don't want it and would rather live how I am now then potentially be even more of an outcast
No.116101
>>116098
come live with me and I'd let you be naked all the time
crawling on the floor like an animal though
>>116099
;_;
No.116102
No.116103
>>116098
what????
no!!!
im kind and respectful of my parents plus they let me be a lazy neet so the least i can do is be decent to them
No.116104
>>116101
how many chin-ups can you do?
How much can you bench / squat / deadlift?
Do you think you could physically overpower me in most situations?
>>116103
yeah that's true
i think most of what i told you is also fairly illegal
No.116105
>>116104
yes that is true as well
either way i dont have a single mean bone in my body so i cant be mean to anyone
No.116106
>>116063
>>116063
That's my fucking son. He's the #1 poster!
No.116107
>>116104
I know I can if you're not super /fit/
No.116108
>>1161>>116105
I used to have a cirno cosplay
No.116109
Collapsing into bed even without master. If I try to stay up as long as him I'd be up until 5 am tonight.
So goodnight, /lewd/! But before I go:
>>116107
Ahem: I'll put a mean bone in your body.
No.116110
>>116107
hes moderately fit so that automatically means you cant
No.116111
>>116105
but what if i wanted you to punch me
would you do it
>>116107
oh…
I'm fairly /fit/ mayne…
No.116112
>>116109
Skandi's pun game: on point
Good night you lewd dude
No.116113
>>116109
shhh
>>116110
I'm not apposed to trying at least
>>116111
like 10/10 squats evry day /fit/?
No.116114
Ok so my girlfriend said she be back in an hour now it's been 3 hours
No.116115
>>116111
O-of course not!
i could never be mean to you no matter what!!
even if i did hit you would probably feel really bad about it for days after ;_;
No.116116
>>116113
yeah mayne, 2pl8
>>116114
women are lying WHORES
if you look in her pussy and it's even the sligthest bit loose, punch that bitch in the mouth
>>116115
but i would enjoy being hit
No.116117
>>116116
I'm gonna beat you up for having a loose pussy
No.116118
>>116116
well I don't think I can but I'd certainly try
No.116119
>>116117
the only thing that passes through my pussy is atoms
that's how fucking tight it is
but you can still hit me if you wanted to <3
No.116120
>>116115
even so, ahhh i would feel so bad, like i would maybe cry a bit if i did
im too much f a delicate flower to behave in such a manner
No.116121
I'm the alpha male of this board.
No.116122
>>116116
meant for you sorry im falling asleep as we speak >>116120
No.116123
>>116119
Can I leave black eyes that show how much I love you?
>>116120
Date, stop being adorable!
No.116124
>>116118
i will crush your skull like a watermelon
>>116122
cute
>>116123
hmm… I've never gotten a black eye before, but if it feels as good as getting a bloody nose then sure!
No.116125
>>116121
That would be mwah.
No.116126
>>116123
>>116124
ahhh no its not that im just a simple boy
im just saying that i could not even hurt a fly without feeling terribly bad about it because its wrong
No.116127
No.116128
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>>116125
Noun is best Noun!
No.116129
isn't it weird how 12 posts doesn't look like 12 posts? It looks like 6 posts
No.116130
>>116121
pic related
>>116125
And me
>>116126
Which is adorable
No.116131
No.116132
>>116127
there is no seeing, I know. I will CRUSH your head like it was glass.
POP
that was your eyeballs popping out of your face because I'm smushing your skull with my powerful thighs
>>116126
*kisses you on the cheek*
>>116125
you could bully me tbh
it's better than no attention at all
No.116133
>>116129
My brain is full of fuck
No.116134
>>116128
Date is best Date!
>>116130
This. Top tier alpha male right here.
>>116132
Woah bro quit fucking flirting with me you fruit cake.
No.116135
>>116130
>>116132
>//////<
thx you guys are too kind to me!
>>116129
also brat go to bed you arent thinking straight
No.116136
>>116134
Having two alpha males in the pack shouldn't even make sense, but we're so alpha we make it work
No.116137
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>>116134
Noun you are too smooth!
No.116138
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>116131
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow gets
>>116133
that's really really scary please don't, what's up with Ashley's eyes
>>116135
I'm thinking fine, I got like 4 more hours in me I think
No.116139
mikan is so cute >///////<
No.116140
>>116134
IM NOT A FRUIT CAKE AND IM totally flirting with you, you caught me :3
>>116135
stop, my heart hurts from all the moe
No.116141
>>116125
Pfft. Don't even bother trying.
No.116142
>>116132
nah if we were being serious I'd want a mouth to prepare
No.116143
>>116142
a month?
but im already above you
even if you prepared for a month, i would also prepare, and we would be at the same place we were a month before
>>116141
alpha
i'd let you rape the shit out of me
No.116144
>>116138
Brat, is something the matter?
No.116145
>>116140
im just happy im here with such nice people!
a bunch of sweethearts is what you lot are <3
No.116146
>>116144
so did they marry in this universe
>>116145
fuck you pussy ass bitch
No.116147
>>116143
>
>a month?
>but im already above you
>even if you prepared for a month, i would also prepare, and we would be at the same place we were a month before
>alpha
>i'd let you rape the shit out of me
No.116150
>>116146
dont be mean brat D;
No.116151
>>116147
did you see those fucking legs mayne
like a fucking horse
>>116145
*hugs u* but really i'm running out of cute things to call you
>>116144
wario is looking pretty alpha there
i'd also let him rape the shit out of me
i want wario to ruin me
No.116152
>>116143
see I disagree on that since you can't really get past a certain peak unless you go full hardcore 24/7 body builder
while I only have up to go
No.116153
>>116141
Roller blades are not alpha
Real men wear roller skates
>>116145
It's nice to be in good company with like-minded people!
>>116146
I have no idea, I just found the pic randomly while adding to my ashley folder
No.116154
>>116151
>I want wario to ruin me
So… your dad?
No.116155
>>116152
>a month of training is going to improve you enough to fight against someone who has been working out since they were 15
now im really going to bully the shit out of you
>>116154
no
my holes belong to wario
i would let wario fuck my nut-hole
No.116156
>>116153
what's the difference between roller skates and roller blades
I'm too clumsy to be able to do stuff like that
>>116150
sorry sorry I didn't mean it
No.116157
>>116151
its ok!
what matters is that you are ok and that you are happy!!!
my work as lewd's p ure shrine maiden of friendship and happiness is going well!!
and baka you are A-ok as well, would pat head nicely
>>116153
yes you are such a sweetheart Dunsel
i would pat your head as well :D
No.116159
>>116156
even so i could never be upset with my brat for long!!
No.116160
No.116166
>>116156
Pics related
>>116157
You can pat my head any time, and I'll do the same for you!
No.116198
I want boyfriend on the internet