No.116889
hmmmm im eating home made lasagna :D
comfy comfy day
No.116892
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>>116889
Nice. Did you make the lasagne or did someone else make it?
No.116895
>>116889
Nice, I cook a mean lasagne myself. It's very tasty, nice comfy food <3
No.116896
hi im home
a bit sick
>>116894
<3
No.116897
>>116892
well me and my mom made it, idk how so she did most of the work
>>116895
nice nice! idk how to make it so my mom made most of the work but homemade i always really yummy!
No.116898
>>116897
You assisted and that's good! You should get the recipe and process from her.
No.116899
>>116896
Hey Mika <3
>>116897
Mhm, its lovely especially if its been a day before, loads of time for the flavours to go into the meat.
No.116900
>>116896
look out
mika's on the prowl for dicks
No.116902
File: 1455130259316.jpg (60.36 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 12046626_10153642236344839….jpg)
>>116898
yes i love to cook!
and i can cook alot of stuff i just never tried my hand at it before!
>>116899
yes its such a great meal to have i really enjoy it when my mom makes it
No.116903
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No.116904
>>116896
>>116900
I'll take 1 myka please.
No.116905
File: 1455130375266.png (764.12 KB, 800x949, 800:949, 46223d7bbb90bb7bbf2fb2bd96….png)
>>116902
You should learn how to make it for yourself. It's not that difficult, just use pasta sheets and layering basically all there is too it. Then getting a nice even cheese topping which you can get a little crisp.
I want lasagne now :s
No.116907
>>116903
Oh gee, would you look who it is…?
No.116908
>>116906
Can I touch your crocodile skin?
No.116909
>>116908
uhhh sure you wierdo
what are you some kind of furry?
No.116911
hey hey
I'm thirsty
what should
I drink
No.116912
>>116909
>what are you some kind of furry?
I am!
No.116913
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No.116914
No.116915
>>116910
no u
>>116912
fucking weirdo lmaoooooo
No.116917
File: 1455131139058.png (598.86 KB, 701x718, 701:718, tmp_3269-14522967870831703….png)
No.116918
No.116921
>>116915
that picture is fucking nasty looking I don't like it at all
No.116924
There's nothing wrong with liking furry porn.
No.116925
File: 1455131416081.png (383.82 KB, 522x625, 522:625, adsasdsdsafdsafsdfdsafdsfs….png)
>>116923
*boops your snout*
No.116926
File: 1455131422951.jpg (544.3 KB, 669x1000, 669:1000, 0559efdd84713fddac12b045bd….jpg)
>>116913
Marsy <3
>>116915
Aww that was harsh :3
No.116927
>>116909
Yeah, I love this wolf girl, that makes me a furry righT?
No.116928
>>116925
okay im gonna draw the line there
even if ironic, furry rp is way too far into cringe territory for me
>>116927
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.116929
>tfw watching a movie with a total qt
No.116930
>>116929
THIS TBH FAM
best feel
No.116932
>>116928
Hah, don't worry, I don't do furry rp.
No.116933
>>116928
Say it on vocaroo
No.116934
>just finished a 9 hour session of dota with sleepen
I feel really exhausted…
>>116929
iktf
No.116936
No.116937
>>116935
Shut up. There's nothing wrong with the art work you normie.
No.116938
>>116934
Now you have to do a 9 hour masturbation session with me.
>>116936
Now.
No.116939
File: 1455131776427.png (288.92 KB, 800x999, 800:999, touhou___hakurei_reimu_by_….png)
>>116937
not getting off to shrine maidens instead of furry porn
No.116940
>>116938
no
im in ts with mikan
No.116941
>>116940
>not being in discord with us
>not muting it for 2sec and saying awoo
????
No.116942
>>116939
I'll get off to both.
No.116943
>>116937
noun…
>>116938
I'm slutty.
I dont masturbate.
No.116944
>>116941
im sick anwyays so it wouldnt sound good
No.116945
>>116942
i didnt say me exactly!!
No.116946
>>116945
Neither did I!
Wow, what implications are you making here?
No.116947
>>116946
dshbfhasdbgfbdsfg
i read it wrong >///////<
No.116949
No.116950
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No.116951
>>116950
;_; i tend to read it fast
sometimes i make errors ok???
No.116952
>>116951
If you're sure that's all it was, sure~
No.116953
>>116952
it was
stop implying stuff
No.116954
File: 1455132515856.png (641.49 KB, 863x1004, 863:1004, dfasfdsafdsfasfdsafdsfsadf….png)
>>116953
Okay, I'll go get off to other shrine maidens instead.
No.116956
>>116955
I'll return to getting off to you another time soon.
No.116957
I love this rabbit goddess
No.116959
File: 1455132773757.png (805.05 KB, 845x899, 845:899, 295ebd7f0402e776b6d39d30f8….png)
>>116958
You like it, though!
No.116963
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>>116962
It's rude to lie, you know!
Especially if you're a shrine maiden!
No.116964
>>116961
Your horrible taste in Kages will be the end of you…
No.116965
>>116963
but i never lie
im like honest abe
but cuter!
No.116966
>>116964
*steals your socks*
No.116967
>>116965
Y-yeah, but what if you're lying about that too?
No.116968
>>116967
Hmpf i need no prove to show im cute
plus i dont lie
>>116966
stop… leave the socks be!!
No.116969
>>116966
…enjoy my clean socks I guess. Ya slooot
No.116971
File: 1455133267895.png (352.8 KB, 549x627, 183:209, adsfasfsdfasdfdsfsdafsdfsa….png)
>>116968
I already knew you were cute.
I meant about the lying~
No.116972
>>116968
No they're mine !
>>116969
*runs away*
No.116975
>>116970
> not using the one i made you…
>>116971
i dont lie!!!
>>116972
no, no stealing socks
No.116976
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>>116975
Whatever you say, cutie.
No.116977
>>116975
I've already used it
No.116978
No.116979
>>116973
That movie is so god dang good.
The only flaw it has is the overly long title but it kinda has a charm to it
No.116980
>>116972
A sloot and a thief!
>>116974
Leaf better tbh
No.116981
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No.116982
>>116976
yes because im always right
>>116977
Eyyyy
>>116979
pffft you are so god dang good
No.116985
File: 1455133688769.png (19.15 KB, 413x428, 413:428, ss (2014-11-26 at 04.11.30….png)
>>116982
I've gotta print it off and cum onto it then mail it to you though
No.116986
>>116984
Shut your face right now..
No.116987
>>116982
Im really mediocre!
No.116988
>>116973
Yeah it's a great movie. Excellent OST btw.
No.116990
>>116987
nah you are gorgeous and a total qt as well
No.116991
No.116993
No.116994
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>>116992
Im sure a few bullet holes can make you..
No.116995
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>>116990
Just listen to >>116993
>>116991
Noun is a dummy
No.116996
>>116995
well the dutchman must be mentally ill if he thinks that
you re too great marsy <3
No.116997
>>116994
Make your shots count I can patch myself up I am a certified combat lifesaver.
No.116998
>>116997
I shall aim at the most vulnerable place the heart
No.116999
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>>116996
Rude, I know Marsy good enough!
No.117003
>>117001
Ok ok I wont. Hearts dont need anymore pain.
No.117004
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>>116999
not good enough that marsy is a total qt pie!
No.117005
No.117007
>>117003
*steals your underwear*
No.117008
File: 1455136135026.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
nighty night cutes and cuters
No.117010
>>117003
Thanks Bit, you're good people.
just like shoot me in the knee or shoulder or something
No.117011
>>117007
What the fugg?!! Stop stealing my stuff!!
>>117008
Sleep well
No.117012
>>117011
*puts them on and runs away*
No.117013
>>117009
Ahuuuh. Just admit it~
No.117014
Hey all! How are you people doing?
No.117015
>>117013
dont give me that face >:(
No.117016
>>117014
Great, just looting shit from people that don't have a monument to protect their home.
No.117017
>>117010
I just wont shoot
>>117012
..Take somebody else's!
>>117014
Yo
No.117018
I'll have to go to a stream in a few hours, so I will be here until then.
No.117020
>>117017
How's it hangin, Bit? Good? Bad? (I hope good…)
No.117022
>>117021
*Steals your shirt*
No.117023
File: 1455137208153.png (388.13 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2016-02-10-20-4….png)
Hey oh, looking at butt stuff enablers,
No.117024
>>117023
>Colt
i didnt know they made 1911's and butt plugs
No.117026
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>>117020
A bit a both but im fine. What are you up to right now?
>>117021
Such a curse!
>>117022
Im laying down so not even wearing one so jokes on you! Now im locking my door and putting up a barricade
No.117028
>>117022
Why me?!
>>117026
Whys it a curse? you dont want to be nice to me?
No.117029
>>117024
1911's, butt plugs same thing really.
No.117030
No.117031
>>117026
Someone wishes I was stealing their clothes huh ?
>>117028
*puts on your shirt and runs away*
No.117032
>>117031
*takes your skin*
No.117034
>>117032
hehe well that escalated quickly
No.117035
>>117031
IM TIRED AND I READ IT WRONG! SHUT UP!
>>117028
Noo that isn't it!
No.117036
>>117026
Nothing, just hangin' around here, feelin' decent.
No.117038
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I got 8 cans of lager and Firewatch.
Comfy 1 hour forest stream, anyone?
No.117039
>>117031
That was my foxhound shirt…
>>117035
So its a good thing?
No.117040
>>117038
Larger ewwwww cider m8
No.117041
>>117039
It's mine now nerd
*eats cheetos and wipes my hands on the shirt*
No.117042
>>117037
*takes your skin too*
No.117043
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>>117042
d-dun take my skin :<
No.117044
>>117042
Hmmmm…..Kinda hardcore, don't ya think?
No.117045
>>117043
fine ill take all of your clothes instead
No.117046
>>117036
Decent is nice, what was that stream thing you were talking about?
>>117038
I over hyped that game lol
>>117039
Not really but not to aim it at you, its complicated.
No.117048
>>117046
Oh, a stream I was going to watch on Twitch.
No.117049
>>117038
How did you get firewatch? I want to watch.
No.117050
>>117048
Oh cool im watching someone now, who do you watch?
No.117051
>>117041
YOU MONSTER
>>117046
Sounds its, so just keep being nice to me at the least…
No.117052
>>117051
*gets a cold*
*uses the shirt as a tissue*
No.117053
>>117050
I watch a couple of people.
Edward_Judorne and
RomDump
Erikklk (occasionally)
chumlumSTG (even more occasionally)
No.117054
>>117049
>>117046
>>117040
I got the game, however, it runs a bit choppy on my laptop, same with lower quality so… yeah…
No.117055
>>117052
What have I ever done to you…
No.117056
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>>117051
Ofc you deserve kindness
>>117053
For me I watch
Lirik
Maximilian_DOOD
CohhCarange
and sometimes Trihex
>>117054
Watched somebody stream it yesterday..it was uh..quite something. Tell me how you feel about it after you beat it
No.117057
>>117054
scanner-kuuuuuuun!!
hai!!
No.117058
>>117054
Is there a torrent out yet?
No.117059
>>117056
For me, I usually try to watch the more obscure channels so that I actually am able to talk and speak to the broadcasters, and not just watch their content.
No.117060
>>117056
If you say so I will believe you
No.117061
>>117055
*runs out of toilet paper*
*uses the shirt*
No.117062
Who is the cutest and most adorable shrine maiden in all of lewd?????
No.117063
No.117065
No.117066
>>117056
>>117057
>>117058
Requested a refund.
I REALLY need to look into getting a better PC ;-;
No.117067
>>117059
What happens when they get really big? Would you move on?
>>117060
Good
>>117062
Death
No.117069
No.117070
>>117061
You are the worst…
>>117067
No.117072
>>117070
*washes it but leaves it in the water for too long so it smells like moldy soap*
No.117073
>>117064
>>117063
>>117067
What!?!??!
no you are supposed to say Date!!!!!
;_;
No.117075
>>117070
Well, sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures. lol
No.117076
>>117071
You're not a cat.
Go home, Mika. You're drunk on something!
>>117073
Nah, it's definitely me.
No.117078
>>117074
All of those people that I am watching ATM have -1000 followers combined, so…
No.117081
>>117076
i wish i was drinking with mikaaaaaaaannnn
nothing to drink
No.117082
>>117078
less than 1000, I meant.
No.117083
>>117079
YEP!
And that's what you get for not replying to me!
No.117084
>>117072
>>117074
It was for you being nice is all
No.117085
>>117073
I saw your future, I wish you lick..
>>117078
Sounds like some comfy streams!
No.117087
I'm home now, and I got my book in the mail.
Is everyone doin gud?
No.117088
>>117080
ahhh im ded xb
getting compliments from the best qt is total bliss
No.117089
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>>117081
hehe its fine ur cute without being drunk :3
No.117090
>>117085
Known and been on those streamer's channels for nearly half a year now…
No.117092
>>117087
zzzzzzzzz
>>117090
What do they play??
>>117091
Luck damn it!
No.117093
>>117084
*throws the moldy shitty muddy cheesy shirt at you and leaves*
No.117094
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>>117081
> not drinking with me
Casuallllllll
No.117095
>>117092
"zzzzzzzzz"
Ya tired or somethin?
No.117096
>>117095
*smacks your forehead*
No.117099
>>117098
Dont you have places to be happy in you baka cuck red ribbon wearing touhou girl
No.117100
>>117096
what the hell was that for!?!?
No.117102
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>>117099
itsok
im so cute people make mistakes when talking to me
i dont blame you
No.117103
>>117092
RomDump does some old-school games, with some new ones every now and then. Erikklk usually plays Touhou, with a couple of exceptions here and there. Edward_Judorne usually does more obscure titles and occasionally a big-name title. I don't know much about chumlumSTG, since I have only been on his channel for about 6-7 times, but he usually plays what's on his mind.
No.117104
>>117100
Dont make me do it again!
>>117102
*cums on your ribbon*
>>117103
Sounds like a nice bunch you got theree
No.117105
Well, I fixed the chopping framerate on the game, but should I go for the refund anyway?
No.117106
But why'd you do it in the first place!
No.117107
>>117104
Jokes on you you missed
No.117108
>>117104
They are very chill dudes. YOu should check their channels out.
No.117109
HOLY SHIT, I FOUND OUT WHY ALL MY GAMES WERE PLAYING SO CHOPPY ON MY LAPTOP!
I was running games on my back-up graphics card and not on my beasty graphics card all this time for 6 months! I can play Rust again!
No.117110
File: 1455140662968.png (1.2 MB, 1400x951, 1400:951, b78ab98699a615cfad6f193b70….png)
>>117105
yes
>>117106
It was asking for it
>>117107
Oops right on her armpits..well guess that works too. Oh that is my pick lmao I remember putting a little black dot at the bottom right of the sleeve
>>117108
I should, I will screenshot the names so I wont forget
No.117112
>>117110
Fucking done, good call Bit; I raise my booze to you.
What else should I get with my 13 squids?
No.117113
No.117114
>>117110
But all I did was say hi and say that I got the book I ordered!
No.117115
>>117111
>>117112
No idea :D The sale is ending soon I think, find something you would love!
>>117114
BAP! Just had to do it one more time, im sorry, I hope you enjoy the book!
No.117116
>>117115
Is this a game?
I don't like it.
No.117117
I need someone to stab my heart pls
No.117118
>>117116
I dont like it either! Burn it!
No.117120
>>117118
So you admit it, you were playing a game!
Are you bored? Why not say so instead of playing these silly games with me?
No.117122
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>>117119
You replied! Now you gotta do it no questions asked!
>>117120
Were playing games?
>>117121
BAP
No.117123
>>117122
hug hug hug hug hug!!
No.117125
>>117122
Yes, the bap game.
*slaps you on the forehead*
Oh hey it looks like we're still playing it.
No.117126
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>>117123
>>117124
You make me sick!
Im gonna sleep now baibai
>>117125
Ha I bap last now I win! Till next time
No.117128
>>117126
You're not going anywhere till you have answered why you want me to do it.
No.117129
>>117127
Good night my love!!!
No.117130
>>117126
fuckin piss dicks
whatever, im chill bro :^)
No.117132
>>117131
Come back for more tummy kissing ?
No.117133
>>117132
i bet you came just for that huh?
No.117134
>>117133
In more ways than 1
No.117135
>>117132
my tummy is my most sensitive spot..
No.117136
>>117135
Well why do you think I want to write Ema on your tummy with my tongue before kissing it all over ?
No.117137
>>117134
Hmpf!
you are just some easily embarrassed lewdie!
No.117138
Back from picking up a sofa from my next door neighbours, delightful chap, only cost me 3 cigarettes.
No.117141
>>117138
are you saying you bought a sofa for 3 cigarettes?
Are you in prison?
No.117142
>>117140
Yes what is it ?
Could it be you're enjoying this but too embarrassed to say ? How cute
No.117143
>>117139
well it is true
bullying easily gets you all flustered
No.117146
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>>117141
No, St.Helens, pretty much one of the redneck bumholes of England.
We also have this notorious muscle feeler here called Purple Aki.
No.117147
>>117144
>>117145
get a room you too!
No.117150
>>117147
implying we dont already have one :3
No.117152
>>117146
m-muscle feeler?
What is that?
No.117153
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>>117142
hauuuuuuuuuuu ;~;
No.117154
>>117153
Oh well, I have to get going. I want to be your boyfriend let's date. Goodbye !
No.117155
>>117152
He goes to gyms to feel men's muscles.
He has his own wiki page.
>Arobieke was released on licence from prison on 26 October 2006. Unusually, Merseyside police applied to Liverpool Magistrates' Court for an interim Sexual Offences Prevention Order against him, although he was never convicted of a sex offence. Under the terms of the order, Arobieke was banned from touching, feeling, or measuring muscles; asking people to do squat exercises in public; entering the towns of St Helens, Warrington, or Widnes, without police permission; and loitering near schools, gyms, or sports clubs.[5] The ban was later overturned as "draconian" [14] but remained in force after a successful appeal by police.[15]
No.117156
>>117155
So you're saying he… Gropes?
No.117157
>>117155
That's pretty strange.
But aren't you a little jealous of all those guys he deemed worthy to feel up? I doubt he had low standards for who he felt.
No.117158
>riding horse through the night
>happen upon 3 burning bonfires, about 40 tree stumps and 40 logs
>see one dude named "Old-Lady" standing in the middle of the stumps, illuminated by the fire surrounding us
>pull up to him and ask him to uproot the stumps because it's causing server lag
>pulls out his bow and arrow, I book it on my horse
>stop, hear a horse riding up behind me in the darkness
>it's old lady
>chases me around the entire fucking map like a god damn autist
>we both get bucked off our horses
>he tries to shoot me, shoots his horse killing it
>I ride away into the darkness of the forest never to see him again
I fucking love this game…
No.117159
File: 1455143276967.gif (467.22 KB, 500x303, 500:303, tumblr_mmlz8cCBNe1s27ybko1….gif)
Im gonna get drunk when I get back
No.117160
>>117157
He only strokes the swolest of muscles.
>>117156
That he does.
He's a big, black British version of gropy.
No.117161
>>117155
Reminds of the homeless man who stole my kfc, the guy like banned from most of Devon. For public order offences
No.117162
>>117158
the people who attack others for no reason are fucking autists
same shit in minecraft
No.117163
>>117162
It was so well-done though. That has to be the most intense thing that has happened to me in a videogame for a while. Totally unscripted. Fucking amazing.
No.117164
>>117160
One day I'll be swole enough to grope!
No.117165
Crazy notorious people of your hometown, GO!
We got this homeless guy called Johnny Wellyman. Apparently he got cheated out of a fortune and is batshit crazy; thought I was the local paper boy and he gave me biscuits.
Fucking ate them.
>>117164
Aki don't like no traps.
No.117166
>>117165
Aki is a fag then
No.117167
>>117165
Good thing I'm not a trap then.
Were the biscuits good?
And have you tried to get seconds?
No.117168
>>117167
Nah, he wanted the local newspaper.
Explained I was a schoolboy and my sports bag had nothing but crap in them.
He's cool though.
>>117166
We need to clone him and put him in every jail cell.
No more crime.
No.117171
>>117170
I'm going to reply to you before your boyfriend does!
No.117172
>>117171
fuck you noun!
a-and im not his boyfriend!
No.117173
>>117171
I'm going to reply to you before your boyfriend does!
No.117174
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No.117175
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should i go out with Lewdcake?
No.117176
>>117175
no you should go out with me :3
No.117177
>>117173
>leaving discord without even saying goodbye
Rude.
>>117175
….Ema.
>>117172
There's no hiding it!
No.117178
>>117175
…..If you want your image to be ruined yes
>>117177
But Im going to sleep, shouldnt I say goodnight instead?
No.117180
>>117178
If one wanted their image boosted, who should one date?
No.117181
…Welp, I will play some vidya now. I will be back, everyone!
No.117182
>>117178
You should, bitch boy.
>>117179
Go out with mika instead. He will fuck you whereas I will do something even more disgusting, I'd hold your hand.
No.117183
>>117180
Like, the cool/normal people here? The majority don't have a positive view of rockso/desu/duke/lewdcake so dating him would only make yourself seem idiotic, its like if one your your irl mates told you he was dating a 50 year old crackaddict hooker, wouldn't you stare at him and say "why?"
No.117184
>>117182
hey!
hand holding is one of my top turn ons
No.117185
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>>117183
>>117183
Yeah. Would have to have a good argument to tap dem dry bones.
How be you, btw?
No.117186
>>117184
I'd hold your hand but you have a bf and I'm just a big flirt!
No.117187
>>117185
Theres something I have to deal wtih I dont want to deal with, which is annoying, but thats tomorrows Gropys job, I'm going to sleep
No.117189
>>117182
I'm not very good with lewd stuff…
gently holds your hand
No.117190
>>117189
But hand holding is the lewdest thing ever! When did you become so lewd, Ema?!
No.117191
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No.117192
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>>117191
That's fine. I forgive you. *holds hand
No.117193
>>117187
Nini, slap future Gropy in the face for me.
No.117194
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>>117192
im not worthy of holding admin's hand..
No.117195
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No.117196
>>117195
hey noun can i touch your butt
No.117197
>>117195
i'm sorry for being so pathetic…..
No.117198
>Ocean, the world's basement.
Btw, picked too late a time to drink all the booze, may just drink 4 cans and save the rest later.
>Saving cans
>I'm now an old man
No.117200
Is there like a reason sweat only soaks my lower body when I sleep?
No.117202
>>117196
One poke, that is all. Then I chain you up and grope yours.
>>117197
Hmm, I'm not sure if I can accept that apology. Why don't you kiss my feets and maybe then I will forgive you!
No.117203
>>117200
Are there more layers on the legs and lower torso when you sleep?
No.117204
No.117205
>>117202
i didnt say how id touch it!
No.117206
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No.117207
>>117198
4 cans? sheesh!
>>117199
*hides*
>>117200
It usually means you need a more breathable mattress
>>117201
Welcome back <3
>>117202
K-kiss your feet? In front of everyone?
No.117208
>>117204
Hey german lewdie.
Pretty chill, too lazy to go to the toilet though.
>>117207
Too small a number?
I know, right?
No.117209
>>117207
Yes.
>>117205
You'll touch it however I let you touch it.
No.117210
>>117203
not really, I was wearing 4 blankets 2 shirts and 2 pants, and only from my thighs down were wet. How are you? did you have something you had to do?
>>117204
hihi
>>117206
well yeah but there's an equal amount of clothing on the top and bottom
>>117207
mattresses can breathe? What?
No.117211
>>117204
Forgot to ask, how are you?
>>117210
Circulation of air and blood, maybe?
No.117212
>>117210
Nah, I was playing vidya.
No.117213
>>117209
if you please me, ill obey your wishes
otherwise..
No.117214
>>117213
Shut the fuck up mika the cocksleeve.
No.117217
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>>117208
not at all! isn't that bad for you?
>>117209
slowly pulls of your sock and looks at your foot just one foot?
>>117210
Yup, the more breathable the better. Another reason could be having plastic wrap on your box spring
No.117219
>>117217
Used to be, but my tolerance has strengthend over the years.
I'd say 8 cans is my limit, if I drink that or more… gonna have problems. 5-6 is my safe zone, and 4 is basically a piece of piss for me; both physically and emotionally.
It depends how you define bad.
Bad for my body? Definetly, so many calories in lager. And dehydrates.
Emotionally? Depends how much I drink. 4 cans and then afterwards I'll just have a dry mouth.
No.117221
>>117218
obeys and takes off your other sock and presses my lips against your feet, kissing them >_<
No.117222
>>117217
Tbh, wanted to do a drunk stream; but now I feel so chill I'm just gonna sip and watch Two Best Friends play shitstorm and have an early bed.
All I need is a dressing gown and I'd be a happy camper.
No.117223
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>>117221
Ahaha, very good. I suppose I forgive you now. *kiss*
No.117224
>>117222
nice get
do you have somewhere important to be tomorrow? you should stay up and party
No.117226
Don't eRP in the thread!
Especially not with some stale eRP! Throw some emotion into it!
No.117227
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>>117223
*blushes and faints*
No.117228
>>117225
Hello?
Your picture looked kind of lonely so I thought you might be!
No.117229
>>117228
nah im not lonely im talking with Mika
No.117230
>>117227
Hmm, Ema is passed it. I wonder what I shall do with you…
No.117231
>>117224
No, but I'm in an old man mood and wanna get comfy; not party
>>117226
MY LIZARD BEGIN TO GROW
No.117233
>bits gone
>marsy is gone too
who else has left?
Who else will be spared from my drunkenness?
No.117234
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>117232
Yes, and it begin to spit.
No.117235
>>117233
Well, I'm gonna join in the drunken joys.
UNLEASH THE BEARD
No.117237
>>117230
*rolls over*
>>117231
are you a father? :D
No.117238
M-maybe someone should make a new thread
No.117241
>>117237
Thankfully, no.
I should not spread my seed for no reason whatsoever.
Unless…
Can I lay my eggs inside you?
>>117240
Knock knock.
No.117243
>>117239
W-wait what? o.0
>>117240
I always screw up…
>>117241
hnn, don't play with my emotions like that… i really want to be a parent someday
No.117244
No.117247
>>117242
Go fuck yourself.
>Fucking quoted the wrong person, didn't I?
No.117248
>>117244
rude..
>>117245
rude too!
>>117246
i don't think i'm cool enough to make a thread..
No.117249
>>117248
Sorry i couldn't help it.
No.117250
>>117247
probably'
>>117248
You are
Do it
No.117253
>>117243
I'm not toying with your affections, honestly.
Just trying to scare you with my knotted probosis penis thing that lays eggs.
No.117257
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No.117258
>>117256
You know what I hate?
The bit at the bottom of the lager can.
Fucking disgusting.
>>117257
I'd like to purchase some FUG with some gas and electric, please.
No.117259
>>117254
7 minutes in, I guess Spider ain't here so I'll have to say it.
'You're a mistake'
No.117260
>>117258
you want gas with your FUG, tha's weird, electric understandable, but gas?
No.117261
>>117260
No, I'm gettting FUG and paying WITH eletric and gas.
No.117262
>>117261
oh, okay, I will take gas and electric in exchange for FUG.
No.117263
Im just gonna sleep instead
Ill finish this bottle later
No.117265
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>>117263
Nini, enjoy your rest.
>>117262
Glorious exchange!
Warmth for WARMTH!