/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

HI DUNSEL

Take the gay test, Dunsel.

Dunseeeel! How are you?

>>128329

Shut up Cuckles! The test is broken!

>>128332

Hi Mika

>>128333

Link?

Also hello friend ~

IM STILL THE GAYEST HERE

i didn't i was that gay tho hmm?

>>128336

Aww, you forgot another word. How cute.

>>128334

Heya Nouny

I'm good! I was out getting ice cream and having a good time with a qt and one of my good friends

How are you today?

>>128338

what kind of qt :o

No surprise there :3

>>128337

fucksake eating eavesdropping, and typing at the same time.

Dunsel, drink with me!

>>128324

It's all the same to me. I don't see a difference and could never have a preference.

>>128325

i got 148 on the test btw

>>128335

L-lewd!

http://vistriai.com/gaytest/

>>128336

Somehow I'm the second gayest. I like lolis a lot more than guys though.

>>128340

Gaaaaaay~

>>128338

That's great. I'm doing pretty okay, just about to go back to watching this Jackie Chan movie. What kind of ice cream did you get and who was the qt?

>>128339

A girl this time, surprisingly

>>128342

I work tomorrow, let's plan for friday or the weekend!

>>128344

Taking the test

Will post results if /lewd/ can successfully count to 3

>>128345

Pansexual really though :P

>>128350

Kyoko….

>>128344

looks like i need a bf now

wait this is easy as fuck to solve,

noun you go first

then kyoko

then me

then noun

them kyoko again

>>128353

I tried to fix it!

>>128354

Welcome to /lewd/ :D

>>128358

baka failure pervert pedo.

>>128361

That's really lewd…

>>128347

>girl

gross i thought you were better than that dunsel

>>128362

>>128363

>>128363

Quit being a creep damn you! And you screwed it up with your degenerate post!

1

wait does this count?

1

2

3

4

5

9

>>128371

>>128360

i don't know if this place is blessing or curse

1.

>>128377

i will be your bf

i only require one thing

>>128378

>>128379

>>128380

>>128381

SLUT

hahahahahahaha

>>128380

Kyoko saves the day, as usual

Results incoming

>>128386

I thought this was a count to 5.

oh i thought we were counting to five…

>>128387

B-B-B-BUT im S-S-SHY

>>128389

>>128388

see >>128347

>>128390

And you forget words :3

>>128390

2bad

>>128391

>>128377

Look at it as somewhere in between and you'll be fine :3

>>128395

How the heck am I gayer than Dunsel…

>>128396

>>128398

its okay you arent gayer than me

>>128398

The test must be rigged, that's not possible

>>128395

lol fuckin straight faggot

148 here fam

>>128393

Noun why do you embarrass me,

>>128397

hopefully haha

>>128395

still the gayest, where's brat? we need to compare

>>128395

I thought YOU were gayer than me at least.

>>128398

There's nothing wrong with being a big homo.

>>128399

>>128403

2 points more than me

>>128404

heh

>>128400

>>128401

>>128402

>>128406

I just picked the guys that look most like Guts because they looked cool, I swear.

>>128404

Sorry, I'll stop! I just think it's adorable.

>>128403

I expected a higher score, for you

>>128404

Brat might end up in the 200+ range

>>128405

These results are strange… Noun scored higher than me, yet I'd do so much more incredibly gay things than he'd be willing to

>>128408

gayer than everyone

most homo

fuck yall niggas

I'm the most lewd and the most homo.

Line up on my dick now please~

>>128407

>>128411

>tfw first to post their dick on /lewd/

>tfw most lewd award goes to me

>>128411

You're still not the most degenerate.

>>128410

i tried to cheat the test and i only got to 198, so i doubt anyone will get that high

>>128413

You keep forgetting to share credit!

>>128409

I think me, you and baka are in the same range.

>>128411

How about you just lie there and take it like the sub you are lmao

>>128414

who is ?

>>128411

>I'm the most lewd and the most homo.

I think that'd have to go to Miles and Skandi.

>>128412

>>128416

>has never posted any lewds publicly

If personalities made someone a contender, you'd be sharing the heavyweight belt with me

>>128419

Ayy

>tfw you're tired from jacking off all day

>>128413

lol fag

i posted my dick on here the very first day i was here

but deleted it right away ;-;

>>128414

im most degenerate tbh

i fap to furry, straight shota, loli, BESTiality

i did fap to guro a while back but i was like "ehhhh i probably shouldn't do this"

nigger

>>128419

wew

>>128417

lol fag im dom as hell

i'll dom u so hard ur dick will fall off

>>128424

iktf brah

>>128418

Dunsel probably.

I'm the second most degenerate.

>>128420

>>128423

>giving desu the satisfaction of winning an award for being disgusting

I am not that much of a degenerate !

>>128426

Lewd

I'll accept that I most likely am the most degenerate here

>>128424

heh

>>128425

I'd break you little man, and enjoy doing it

>>128427

>>128426

what did you get? i got 167

>>128429

You get hard when you think about having a dog fuck you

That's not quite as degenerate as I am, but you're pretty far up there, dude

Still, ily weirdo

>>128421

I meant that I was the one who asked.

But yes, you are one of the lewdest. Well earned.

>>128432

survey time

when was the last time you did lewd stuff with a

REAL HUMAN BEING IN REAL LIFE

>>128434

I never even admitted that in public how did you know what the fuck

ily too

>>128436

>>128435

Damn it, you're right…

We're the life of this party

>>128437

Never.

>>128438

Pets and kisses

Good boy

>>128425

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little guro.

>>128437

When I was 17 (I think.)

>>128437

two and a half years ago

thanks for that reminder

I took it finally

>>128437

A little over a month ago and I regret it in a big way

>>128440

>>128437

6 months ago~

>>128444

eh?

Noun i didn't think you would be into such things.

>>128437

3 weeks ago

>>128448

Cya nerd

>>128446

120 master race!

>>128449

Yeah, well…

>>128449

>not being at least a little excited by the sight of blood

A light blood fetish led to going through a guro phase, and then that phase was permanent

>>128437

2 1/2 years

I remember my first kiss was with a boy in my first grade class. We were talking about the girls we had crushes on and we didn't want our first kiss with them to be bad so we ended up practicing kissing with each other for like a week

t-that's not weird is it

>>128437

1 year

>>128453

>>128454

sickos

FREAKS

beat me up though

>>128449

Nothing wrong with a blood fetish >_>

gimmie the link

>>128431

>>128451

bye…

>>128460

http://vistriai.com/gaytest

>>128460

http://vistriai.com/gaytest/

>>128454

>mfw remembering the first time we told each other we liked guro

>>128456

Nah, that's pretty straight. The gayest thing I've done was made my friend show his penis to me after I promised him I'd show him mine. We all ended up showing each other our penises (there were 3 of us) on the back of the schoolbus as we drove up to disney world to go sing in Chorus. I regret that day… some girl saw us doing it too. We were in the 2nd grade I think.

>tfw a qt texts you "I think you're tight"

I have to go to bed, this is getting cuh-razy

I've never done this before

Good night /lewd/

>>128465

Oh we're talking about the gayest thing we've done ?

Tied with a dick in my mouth or a dick in my ass I'm not sure which is more gay

>>128466

tight BOYPUSSY LMAO

>>128466

I can help, so message me if it gets confusing. shouldn't ignore it

Goodnight Dunsy.

>>128466

Nini Dunny <3

>>128469

I was drinking with my friend and her openly gay friend the summer going into college and she passed out and I was just talking to him about how he found out he was gay and stuff and I asked if I could kiss him then it turned into me doing over the hand stuff and he asked if I wanted to try sucking it and I did.

Then I got a boyfriend in college and we fucked a lot

>>128459

wew lad

>>128465

i remember showing my dick to my friends a bunch of times when i was younger

i remember i would actually just touch my dick in public under my pants until someone yelled at me for doing it

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/64449533

help im making myself more paranoid then usual

>>128473

That's kind of cute, actually. How long were you with your boyfriend?

>>128475

Children are so deviant.

>>128476

What is it?

>>128477

a little over a year but I ended up moving so we broke it off

shit test

showing me weird ass angles, make-up caked whores, and some ugly people doesn't show me shit

attractive people are attractive regardless if they're male or female, because of how their features conpliment each other

>>128477

a thread i started, i was listening USAF coms

>>128473

You sound like a slut.

>>128479

1 point more than me

>>128479

I agree, but it gave me the results I expected. Not sure if it did the same for you.

>>128478

Is that when you moved down to Florida?

>>128479

>we got the same score

>>128481

I am

>>128479

167 i reign supreme

>>128484

No I've lived in florida since I was 13. I just have been in literally almost every part of the state since. We were dating when I lived in jacksonville then I moved to ft lauderdale then I moved again to jacksonville then to tampa then to ft lauderdale now orlando

This was all within the past 5 years

Hi to all!

i just took an hour nap and im super groggy now…..

>>128486

Congratulations <3

who wants to cuddle?

>>128488

give me an irl bf

>>128490

Me before bombs hit

>>128490

let's go griddles

I'll bring the throw blankets

>>128488

Hey Date <3

>>128490

>>128489

>21:00:44

>>128487

Geeze, you've been around. It must have been hard getting out of a relationship you've been in for so long. Are you happy where you are right now?

>>128492

they'll be american bombs, either that or russian, would you still cuddle me then?

>>128493

oh man, I got some nice blankets too, we can just make a blanket cuddle cocoon.

>>128494

oh boy, you already brought the blanket.

>>128491

sadly i cant help with that my friend!

but good luck, we can all have that special someone we just need to find em first!

>>128494

hi magi!

i hope you are doing well today

>>128495

>>128497

I make a lot of money and am sober from hard drugs but constantly moving. I'm moving to miami in may then california next year so I can't have real relationships with anyone because I'm gone by the time they develop so I can't answer the question

>>128498

I'm talking double-layered wool blankets.

>>128498

Of course more comfy that way ;)

>>128499

I'm not too bad, just getting on with it :)

What about you?

>>128483

not at all, I'm not attracted to women in the slightest. It's all jealousy

>>128484

until they start asking about your ideal partner or sexual fantasies I don't think you have anything to worry about

>>128486

I don't get how it can vary so much

are they judging exclusively off of feature size and shape?

>>128498

yes make me comfy, before the bright light then darkness

>>128501

You're not as pathetic as I had originally thought. Degenerate, yes, but you make your own. At least you're sober and no longer into hard drugs. Have fun in Miami. I hear it's really nice down there, despite the people.

>>128502

I know good wool, and I know shitty wool, it's a toss up every day I stay on the ship.

>>128503

I like comfy, this could work[spoiler]will work[spoiler].

>>128504

i dont know, i didn't really pick manly guys

>>128505

oh, sounds like a plan, I actually hope a global nuclear apocalypses doesn't happen, I'm just worried it may, I may be paranoid.

>>128506

I'm too tired to reply but thanks im going to sleep i need to drive to orlando at 5am goodnight

>>128500

Im jealous of those doubles.

>>128504

Do you mind if I tell you about my past partners?

morning, why's it so cold?

>>128510

Sleep well and drive safe. Good night.

>>128507

what makes wool bad wool?

>>128513

the rain?

>>128512

I don't know why I'd care, you do what you want

>>128515

when it's all lumpy, or the blanket is too small, or it's itchy wool.

>>128517

Are you disowning me?

>>128516

I was with a model for over a year. You have nothing to be jelous about.

>>128510

Nini <3

>>128511

Aww don't be you got your own <3

>>128513

Morning Spidey, it's baltic here :3

>>128518

oh yeah

lumpy blankets are straight from hell.

although small blankets aren't so bad

you just need more of them

that's how I like to sleep.

No pillows.

just a fuckload of blankets.

gib this test thingy

>23:14:23 : You have hit Kawaiiest in torso for 131.00 of blunt damage. Speed bonus: 35.

I can be HHH with this sledgehammer

>>128503

the new operation for csgo just came out!!!!!

so im super excited and i have butterflies in my tummy!

and im happy as always!!

are there better alternatives to ghostery and ublock origin for chrome extentions

they've been shittily updated for a while and they give me less control now

>>128519

No, you are my precious baby.

>>128520

Hey, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that time we lived together in KwaZulu-Natal for a little over a year. It was supposed to be a secret!

>>128523

I like a nice pillow.

and not if you only get one blanket, then a tiny blanket is too small for me, little lone cuddling with someone else.

>>128509 see

>>128476

>>128480

same

>>128525

Nice, you just have to mod in the pedigree :P

>>128526

Nice <3, that's going to have you busy for a while then :)

>>128527

Ghostery as in proxy or so none of your history logs into your browser?

>>128533

proxy

>>128532

yeah sadly i have to sell some of my stuff to afford the pass and sadly its taking a bit so im feeling anxious hehe

but yes about 3 months of fun are awaiting me

>>128529

It's too bad you stopped cd'ing.

>>128534

Try hola unblocker. That's what I used for a while.

>>128536

One fuckin' time I did that damn it.

>>128536

its too bad you stopped being subby

>>128527

Ublock origin is the best lightweight adblocker. There is noscript for firefox, I'm not sure about chrome, it may have a similar extension. Ghostery isn't the best, either that or run through a vpn extension like better connect. Also https everywhere for secure links to all webpages

>>128535

That sounds good, try not to feel anxious, you'll get there soon :)

>>128538

I disagree

>>128539

;_; yes yes i know

but im impatient!

>>128540

i mean yeah, i agree, but its still funny as hell to see how noun dommed him

>>128538

>subby

Mika, your bratty teasing won't get you my cock.

>>128541

I know, just try to do something in the meantime, at least you have Akarin to keep you occupied in the meantime :)

>>128542

When?

>>128544

D: he is asleep

P-plus he has work when he wakes up…

I'm still best dom

>>128539

I guess I'll just have to look at ublock and figure out how to disable all the shit. thank you

>>128542

how do people just change at the drop of a hat? It took a gay friend back when I was like 13 who wanted to suck my dick to make me a sub and gay and I haven't looked back. I wonder if that's why the idea of getting sucked scares me still

>>128531

but I don't do anything to make myself paranoid, I just assume the worst, and try to put a positive spin on it, and if it's better than the worst, it's even better.

>>128548

some people are more fluid than others

i personally am influenced very easily, particularly sexually

>>128548

it's usually regret that does it, or you suddenly find your self not liking what you used to like and don't forget maybe you were just trying it out to see how it was and decided against it

>>128546

Can't you find something in the meantime?

>>128548

You can go into the settings and purge the caches, that will clear all the blocks currently, then just deselect and reselect what you want.

>>128549

lets cuddle i'm tired

>>128542

Past is the past you cockslut. He's obviously a hard switch. Yeah we fooled around a bit back then but who cares. We're great friends, it was all in good fun so fuck off and quit trying to start shit. Even I switched at some point.

>>128553

cuddling always makes the worst better.

>>128555

What about a movie or anime?

>>128556

*cuddles Rommel*

based Rommel without him there would be no desert storm

>>128551

I kind of understand that. I'm a big believer in doing what you want though so I've never had regret based off of sexual decisions

>>128552

the thing that made me uninstall it was a block page telling me to turn back for something I knew was fine. Will doing that remove the chance?

>>128557

well i already got the operation in ind and cant really concentrate on other stuff

i know im pretty autistic about it D:

>>128558

You never called me senpai… I must cut my name into you now.

>>128562

th-that's ok, senpai.

b-because it's you.

>>128560

I don't regret anything I've done because I know that it's helped me in another way by giving me experience to base an opinion on and how to better interact with people

Selfish cowards don't belong in my life. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

Mika I know you wanted to please me more than anyone else, but move on already? Let's put a stop here. Either be my friend or fuck right off. I don't care for negativity.

>>128559

I would cuddle erwin.

>>128560

The go back page is just for sites that "could" be harmful, you can add an exception to allow you to stop that appearing again, resetting it will still bring it up on certain sites like download.com or sourceforge et al.

>>128561

Nah your fine, it won't be long going in, just try to focus on things to take your mind off it, I know that's difficult though :s

>>128566

wouldn't we all

i need to go to sleep.

>>128564

I like that attitude. Every mistake is like a lesson in how to handle situations better

>>128565

I'm extremely selfish and a coward

don't start things though, I never got the impression Mika meant ill by it

>>128568

yeah :I

well i can wait maybe a bit more…

Night thriends, for now, the vodka goes back in the freezer.

>>128569

me too.

>>128570

that's the way I see it, think it's one of the few things keeping me sane

>>128572

Nini Grids <3

>>128572

nighty night nine

>>128573

I like the ways you think.

>>128575

ah!

how rude of me didnt even say hi to you

so hi!

i hope you are doing well!

>>128570

It's upsetting that me and Mika used to be friends, now the only time he even considers me is when he's trying to put me down. It's raw jelousy and I don't need it at all.

>>128578

im fine i think how are you?

>>128569

Nini If you are away blackjack <3

>>128582

still up if the world going to end i want to see a mushroom cloud

>>128583

well there's only a chance if there are 3 or 4 skykings

hasn't it only been regular callouts?

>>128576

doesn't help me stop feeling shit though that's for sure

when shit happens it usually just brings out everything else that's happened with it too and ends on the lovely high note of cosbytop

>>128576

doesn't help me stop feeling shit though that's for sure

when shit happens it usually just brings out everything else that's happened with it too and ends on the lovely high note of cosbytop

>>128583

I think the chances of that are slim, but at least I know how to survive, just get plenty of botlecaps and a few boxes of sugar bombs and you'll be sweet :D

>>128584

yeah but if i go to sleep and 3 or 4 skyking's happens i'll be dead and party would be over.

>>128581

ah well thats good regardless

i hope you feel better or at the least stay fine!

and if you ever need help im right here!

i promise i will try my best and help

I lost my Mius now

what do

different series or go back to sakurako

>>128588

i dont trust the turks the're reckless

>>128590

do you have a steamu account

Spider, don't trigger my autism. That was the worst thing I've ever seen posted here.

>>128596

it's just a prank bro

>>128593

SA

KU

RA

KO

!

how did you lose your miu lol?

>>128595

turkey and Saudi are preparing a invasion force,

terrorist attackers most likely Kurdish

its not about the Kurds, its crossing into Syria a Russian ally

they also want remove Assad because he's being supported by Iran. the Kurds are a excuse

>>128593

Now you can help me post YYR.

>>128599

This is fate, god demands you avatar as Sakurako!

>>128593

Sakurako :P

>>128594

True that.

>>128603

my autism is ruthless tonight

>>128606

heya cherub

>>128605

You'll be fine though, you should try to get some rest if you are tired.

>>128606

Hey Cherub <3

>>128607

Hello.

>>128608

Hey Magi.

>>128609

how ya feeling today my friend?

ghost stories is such a good english dub

>>128610

How are thing's with you?

>>128612

I refuse to watch dub

>>128611

>>128613

Confused, shocked tired but can't fall asleep.

And i need to take a dump brb

>>128612

Ghost Stories is a great anime.

>>128613

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa-tN-WO3MU&list=PLGVKsLeXvkMCQXRsLOScHMt_Bh4Nv_MZc&index=1

watch it you nigger

>>128614

course you do

>>128615

shocked?

what about?

>>128618

I'll watch the anime, but not the dub, they are generally piss poor in comparison.

>>128620

it's funny shit though

>tfw can't sleep

>>128623

I'll still watch it, just I rarely listen to dubs as they grate and often are poorly translated

>>128624

>>128624

then stay here with us!

Wait Magi, I meant Ghost Hunt. Ghost Stories isn't that good…

>>128624

Warm milk, Dunsel. That or look into getting ZZZquil.

>>128619

…Nevermind.

People on the internet were joking about a person that killed themselves and we all fell for it

>>128628

Shut up that ghost stories dub is amazing

>>128630

That's in poor taste.

>>128626

That cat must simply be impossible to please, I would be content with just ONE hotdog

>>128627

For now, I guess I have no choice!

>>128628

>warm milk

Too gross, I can't imagine it'd work well enough to try it…

Hook me up with that bomb bomb, bro, I know you have a sick connect with that purple-Z

>>128634

no no, it's a good thing!

>>128634

You're going to be so sleepy for work, aren't you?

>>128634

Same here I am hungry

>>128635

I count /lewd/ along with everyone posting on my list of good things

>>128636

Most likely, but I can't sleep! I was lying down for an hour and got nowhere

>>128638

same tbh fam

but i got hiccups and then horny

>>128638

that's great to hear

Dunsel is a blessing

>>128638

Well you still have time. Also warm milk is very soothing and will mellow you out as you lay there in bed.

>>128639

Is that why you were hiccuping in discord? You lewd fuck.

>>128637

I could go get something to eat but I need my money for vidya

>>128639

That is a pretty nice picture

>>128641

no it's cause i had the hiccups

but i am masturbating right now

>>128642

thanks, that's why i deemed it worthy to save

>>128642

Hey Dunny <3

Gotta starve for the 3ds :3

>>128640

I appreciate it but I'm only giving back to /lewd/, since this board has given me so much! If I make everyone's day a little brighter for the rest of my life, it might amount to half of what this place has done for me

How are you doing lately, anyway?

>>128641

If I'm not sleepy by midnight or 12:30, I'm just gonna stay up because I already know how this body of mine works

>>128646

So you would stay up all night and work without any sleep? That sounds difficult as hell…

>>128646

Been getting increasingly better

thoughts of suicide replaced by real desires and hopes for the future