/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

>>128653

>I need someone around to just choke me until I pass out, on nights like this

Gee, I wonder who could do that?

I don't want to fucking kill myself anymore edition

>>128656

I have no idea

I'm off to the public bath house. Peace.

>>128650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Yx0X-eHn8

this.

>>128649

>heart shaped pupil contacts

literally on my list of fetishes

i wonder how cute i would look…

>>128659

c u l8ta

>>128659

>public bath house

goodnight lewd

>>128659

>public bath house

Just like my Japanese animes

>>128660

>smug anime girls will forever be associated, in my brain, with lewdness

>>128663

Good night, Kyoko senpai

I hope you dream something magical

>>128663

sleep well cuite

>>128663

sleep tight

>>128664

because its true

Twine!

>>128659

Catch you later noun <3

>>128663

Nini Kyoko <3

im going to get less sleep, so i can do things i probably wouldn't usually do tomorrow!

>>128665

I want to go to sleep but I'm just not tired enough, I guess

>>128669

Perfect, unhealthy, delicious, cheap fast food <3

>>128671

Hello other Noun

>>128673

If you're heading Baka, catch you later <3

>>128674

Mhm tasty, what's your favourite?

>>128673

Just show up drunk so you can ask out that homo boy

>>128674

Evening, Dunsel batteries!

>>128675

I've been on a Jack in the Box binder for a week now, their value meal makes my tummy happy and then my body unhappy, when I have to go running and work it off

>>128675

im not outtie 5000 yet!

>>128676

im not going to ask him out!

I'm just going to talk to him, take it slow!

he's wayyyyy too cute, I probably wouldn't even be able to talk to him if my intention was to ask him out

>>128677

>boys in love

Adorable

I'll be happy to spend time with the wonderful Date! Anything planned tonight for yourself?

>>128678

My name sounds nothing like "Duracell" !

How ya doin' Nountwo?

>>128679

Well eating in moderation you should be fine <3 What do you get in it?

>>128680

Good then we have the pleasure of your company for a while longer :)

goodnight everyone

no reason for me to stick around any longer

>>128683

Nini Tak <3

>>128681

I'm gonna call you Batteries from now on!

I am in the clouds!

>>128682

Their value tacos and chicken sandwiches, throw some hot sauce on either and they're addictive

I try to keep it to once a day max, but I also realize I work off a LOT of calories at work so I tend to go over that limit

>>128687

Sounds tasty, and you work hard, so why not treat yourself :)

>>128683

Sleep well Tak

>>128684

I suck at csgo so I can't say I play that much… I hope you have fun though!

>>128686

What's gotten you so upbeat? Not that it's a bad thing!

And… I begrudgingly accept your nickname, because there's just no way to change your mind on that, is there?

i can't stay awake

im going to sleep

wish me luck

>>128688

I work hard so that I may treat myself, as such, and also to make the time spent with my lewdies that much more valuable!

>>128690

Night, triple-baka

You better at least tell him that you think he's cute, or else…

>>128689

I got an acceptanc eletter today for one of the best planetary science internships in the world at JSC

Yep, but I might go back and forth because Dunsel is also fun to say

>>128690

Nini Baka <3

Good luck!

>>128691

Well having you here posting is valuable to the board <3

>>128692

Congratulations Cato <3

>>128692

Congratulations! That's a huge deal! I do hope you're planning to celebrate? It's a deserving occasion, I think!

You can call me by either, as long as you take me into space one day

niggers

>>128693

Thanks!

>>128695

I learned today that I don't know how to emotionally deal with really good things happening.

I celebrated by eating cookout

>>128693

Ever the charming gentleman…<3

>>128694

No, it isn't… unfortunately it's just not an FPS I can get into, even though I love the genre

Halo is more my speed 1, 2 or 3, anything after is not Halo

>>128696

Gooks

>>128697

Do you feel unworthy? Not of the internship, but… just unworthy of anything good happening?

>>128698

How long until you have to start work?

>>128700

It's a bit past 11pm now, and I work at 7am, so 8 hours

>>128702

A long slog getting to then, you should try to get a few hours in a little bit if you can <3

>>128699

Not really that

I just wasn't expecting to get that internship, it's like 700+ people going for 12 spots

I just don't really know how to "celebrate" and couldn't really sit still for the first couple hours after I found out.

>>128704

the best way possible by masturbating

>noun 2 is actualyl better then noun 1

EH?

>>128706

Hey Gropy <3

>>128706

Noun2>Noun1

Evil Kyoko>Kyoko

>>128705

ya'know, I actually wasn't planning on doing that tonight

>>128706

I just do science and shit around on the internet instead of having a life, that doesn't necessarily count as good

>>128706

Then I see there is no need for me to continue existing, then…

>>128710

well now you've got plans!

>>128704

I used to usually celebrate by yelling things like, "FUCK YEAH I DID IT FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GONNA BE A STAR, HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME"

But after things went south in Los Angeles, these days I settle for a polite "Woo-hoo!"

>>128711

You have to exist, otherwise I'm the sole alpha-dog of /lewd/ and that just won't work out well

>>128712

I donno, I'm pretty sleepy

>>128707

ay

>>128708

Right now?

>>128709

>tfw evil kyoko dont post anymore

>>128710

Do you have a major in sciene?

>>128711

do it!

>>128715

well you'll sleep better afterwards

>>128716

yus

>>128713

>>128714

Thanks for the hugs <3

>>128716

Shut up bitch!

>>128716

I am sure evil kyoko will be back soon

>>128713

well, if things keep going this way, I'm going to be one of the leading experts on asteroid composition and formation by the time we are seriously looking at asteroid mining

>>128716

I'm a Junior working on a BS in Geology right now

>>128717

maaaaaybe

someone would probably have to post lewd things to get me in the mood, though

>>128716

>gropy still alive

>still a butt

Hi butt

>>128718

>Shut up bitch

Have this image

What's everyone up to for the rest of the night? I'm waiting on the Black Desert Online beta access at 3am.

>>128721

maybe that'll happen

>>128719

I think so too Burt, it's only a matter of time :3

>>128725

Thanks for the offer! I'll probably play some Jet Set for a bit then watch a jackie chan movie.

>>128719

But he died…….!

>>128721

You think youll make it?

>>128722

Why would you expect me to change one of my foundamental traits?

>>128724

I donno

maybe Magi will, but idk who else actually posts lewds in here

>>128723

Listening to some jazz to get me in the mood to sleep

>>128729

I don't know if he ever will

>>128728

Someone with a mustache that great cant die

>>128729

>>128731

>>128728

I'm not sure, but it's nice to see you anyway!

>>128729

Maybe one day I'll be rambunctious enough to post some provocative imagery of myself in cute skirts or something

>>128728

I just got accepted to one of the best planetary science internships in the world, I think I can handle my undergrad degree.

>>128731

>>128733

I donnooooo

>>128734

do it!

80th for being right.

>>128733

not the kinda lewds I was thinking of

>>128735

yus you does

>>128738

I know what lewds you meant :3

>>128738

I dooo?

>>128739

Give lewds

>>128735

Some day, soon

>>128739

well?

>>128740

I'm so happy, you said yes!

HEY EVERYONE HE SAID YES

>>128741

Sooooon!

>>128742

What did I say yes to?

>>128743

we're getting married!

>>128743

Noun2 a cute.

>>128740

>>128742

Nope :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEhN4rxWpY&list=LLW3uzI-vMJLvslPcwKvr6iw&index=65

>>128747

no u

>>128745

o-oh!

>>128746

maybe!

>>128747

whyyyyyyy

>>128750

I want a divorce

>>128749

>>128750

Because I'm not pimping myself out in my thigh highs :3

>>128751

fiiiiine

>>128752

it'll be fiiiiine!

Okay qt's and qtpi's

Time for round 2 of Dunsel's Ultimate Sleeping Tournament: Title Fight

WHO WILL WIN?

In the red corner, we have the reigning champion, the heavyweight defender, and 25 consecutive year title holder INSOMNIA. Nicknamed "The Immovable Object" by his fans, Insomnia has so far seemed to be an insurmountable hurdle. As of now undefeated, he's been lambasted by critics, quote:

"This faggot just won't stop. He's obviously juicing"

"I hired a hit squad to take him out, I'm sick of his shit"

"One day I hope he chokes on his own dick"

In the blue corner, the young upstart challenger, the underdog that judges disqualified for performance enhancing sleep aids… DUNSEL! No victories under his belt after being investigated and found to have used Nyquil to help his chances in the few matches he did win, he's been training hard day and night in hopes that tonight, he will come home with his elusive belt. Now on the straight and narrow, judges have screened him for any substance that could give unfair advantage, and he's been given the all-clear. Critics favored him last year, with much praise thrown his way, quote:

"I hope he gives this shit up, he hasnt won yet and won't win, ever"

"I lost $15,000 when I bet on him, in his match in 2012, fuck that guy"

"He still owes his mother and I gas money for taking him to every fight he's been in"

Will the champion reign supreme, or will our challenger take home the glory? Find out, tonight, with our explosive continuation!

Good night weirdos

>>128756

Good night Dunsel.

>>128753

I could if I really wanted to, but I don't :3

>>128754

kek

>>128756

10/10 post nini Dunny <3

>>128754

ehhh

>>128758

Do it for me~

>>128758

~

>>128759

that's right!

>>128761

No, it's left

have some lewd anime instead

>>128759

But I'm saving them for someone special

>>128761

hehe

>>128763

Then post good hentai instead!

>>128762

get lewdier with it

>>128763

~

>>128765

How much lewdier?

>>128766

on a scale from lewd to lewdier

full on hardcore xXx

>>128767

but most of what I have isn't super hardcore

>>128769

Extreme BONDAGE sex HENTAI ANIME tits FAT anime ass knives blades SCALPELS blod BLOOD bl00D! rape ROPES chains and WHIPS fear FEEEAR!

I-im ok with the lewds

>>128772

W-well not particularly atm

but boy love is nice

>>128774

This is the only one I have lol.

<>:{

>>128776

well its nice enough <3

>>128778

i have a lot of trap doujins

Am I the only one here that isn't super gay?

<>:@:{}

>>128781

yes.

>>128780

ah nice nice please post some ^~^

>>128781

pretty much fake noun

>>128781

Nah I'm not super gay either. I think we're on the same page Nouny2.

>>128783

>>128784

that seems about right

>>128785

Perfect!

>>128784

<>:@P{}

>>128789

>>128791

<>:@P{

>>128794

>/////< brb going to do lewd stuff…..

>>128795

<>:@{

<>:@{}

>>128801

ash wig is the best artist

>>128802

Mhm some nice work :)

<>:@{}

>>128803

N-not like i went to look for my favorite doujin that i just happen to post because i so happened to find it

http://www.doujin-moe.us/p71t1gk2

>>128804

you posted ash wing

this is ash wig

>>128806

i love that doujin, BF is my personal fap holy grail

>>128806

Bookmarked for later. Thanks shrine maiden. You have good taste in sissy shit.

>>128807

yup, i love that doujin, there is another one i enjoy alot but in the sea of bookmarks i cant find it

>>128807

I was just posting whatever, I commented on what you said

>3 am

>BDO website and everything is crashed at launch

I STAYED UP SO LATE FOR THIS! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 7 AHHHH

>>128810

i own a physical copy

what's the name?

>>128813

ewwww

>>128813

heh nice

oh and found it

http://hakihome.com/original-work/cross-play-circra-chan-2-4776/read/2/

>>128813

>>128814

Blackjack…. so moe…

>>128814

Just use a damp cloth should come off

>>128814

>i split pepsi on it

>implying it is old encrusted semen

>>128813

>drinking soda

>>128817

>>128818

>>128815

seems like it layered on top no damage

>>128816

thankyou look after cleaning doujin

>>128819

dont think seaman goes brown dude

Good night.

>>128821

clearly you haven't been on the internet for long

>>128821

You'll be fine if you wipe it off quick :3

>>128822

Nini <3

;_; i took an hour nap earlier on and i lost all my sleep now…….

and i burned my self out of csgo

>>128826

all fixed, that was embarrassing.

>>128828

pat pat

its ok

it just made you look even cuter :D

>>128827

It's almost time for people to either be going to work or going to bed. The board lull, anything you can do in the meantime? You should try to rest even if you can't sleep.

>>128828

It's ok, don't worry. Seen far worse than a little spilt pepsi <3

>>128816

read this one too haha, i am king of trap doujins

>>128829

i am moe so fucking moe

kill me

>>128830

seaman?

>>128831

its not cum, you faggot

>>128830

yeah, i might lay down in a bit cause i need to sleep

>>128832

ill be sure to seek you whenever i need my trap fix, and yes very moe

>>128832

I'll have to fix that then

>>128832

Semen and blood and a few other things, I've also seen traces and faces of death a few times so, yeah I've seen a hell of a lot worse.

>>128833

Mhm, even just relaxing with some music to help you drift off, you should relax and rest up, the board generally dies down around now for a few hours anyhow.

>>128834

you better

>>128835

i like the taste of my own cum, dont need yours

>>128836

neat! all on a doujin huh

>>128837

heh not on a doujin, but I've seen enough shocking things to be mostly desensitised

>>128837

ill be sure to do so!

my bf likes to be lewd almost everyday with me so it will come in handy

>>128838

oh same seen a guy blown the fuck apart by his own mortar, Apache gun cams, meh i love war porn

>>128839

so lewd but love it

>>128841

what i like cum, i produce cum, simple really

>>128840

Yeah faces and traces has stuff like after a plane crash the clean up afterwards, and a guy getting eaten by a crocodile shit like that.

>>128841

Nout wrong with eating your own cum, saves it going to waste

>>128842

I produce better cum then you

>>128843

such a pervert~

ahhh well im going to lay down!! hopefuly i can fall asleep bye bye lewd until the next time

>>128844

kek

>>128845

Nini <3

>>128843

mate that sounds sick,

and yeah why waste it

>>128844

nothing better then my cum, because its mine and its yummy,

>>128845

nighty

>>128847

why don't you try before you say something like that

>>128847

It was banned in the UK because it was real deaths and stuff, then there were fakes too. But that stuff is pretty messed up.

really want to try something like this.

>>128850

probably taste awful

>>128852

you're not wrong, come make me some

>>128851

You wouldn't really taste the semen, but it would depend on the persons diet.

>>128852

It would be nice, then again I love the taste of cum :3

>>128853

my cummy food

>>128854

you could eat it in public if your lewd as fuck

>>128855

So do I, but I also drink at least 4 litres of water a day, and fresh veg and fruit

Nothing I eat comes out of a jar or packet

>>128856

I wouldn't give two fucks, noone would know what's in it :)

>>128856

what a selfish slut

>>128857

cook for me!

>>128859

You should learn the basics, sauces, stews and soups.

>>128860

Well pre if I'm aroused, I'd leak that for a long time, it often pools, ejaculate itself I'd say maybe an egg cup full.

>>128861

y-y-our pre cum pools amazing

>>128863

I has it's drawbacks, I'd often have to change underwear as it would soak through that and through leggings or pjs

Why hello cutebutts. Add me up! I like to talk to cuties with nice butts.

>>128864

why is this amazing to me

AND LEGGINGS?

>>128866

Yeah, I'd have to be careful if the postman calls if I have light leggings on, like jogging bottoms. They would just show the damp patch :s

And I have a very high sex drive, which when I get manic escalates, which can lead to embarrassing moments if I'm not careful with what I'm wearing

>>128867

HOLY FUCK HAS THE HAPPENED BEFORE?

>>128868

Yeah if I'm wearing light coloured jeans or bottoms it would soak through so It would leave a damp patch.

I made an elf that looks like she is disgusted with everything she sees

>>128868

I have answered the door before and I've only realised afterwards, or been out, though luckily I have a long coat lol

>>128870

Very nice <3, is that the beta?

>>128873

what are you waiting for?

magi needs a bitch to fuck and clearly you're interested so jump that on hoe

>>128873

It gets bad sometimes, as you can smell it too. The distinct smell.

>>128874

How is it? Is the customization meaty?

>>128875

well i decline to comment.

>>128876

that not good…. have you been caught before?

>>128876

Its pretty good lots of depth to the face also i am pretty sure the character creator is free to try

>>128877

get your bpussy in there you skank

>>128877

A few times, but It's something I can't really help lol It's not so bad when I'm in a low mood, but when I'm normal or a little manic it can be a little problematic. I mean even talking to someone I like can make me leak so it can be a little bit embarrassing.

>>128878

Oh, it looks like it would be a game I'd get in the future, and I like taking my time with character creation, from what I've seen of it, it looks fairly robust.

>>128880

kek

>>128880

you're in america, there's plenty of faggots there

>>128880

suuuuuuuure

>>128881

wow you sex drive is so high, thats sexy as fuck yo i want to make you leak

>>128882

I didn't say yes either :P

>>128883

heh

>>128886

:3

I'm going to go for a nap, catch you later everyone <3

>>128896

nighty night then

http://vistriai.com/gaytest/

In the middle of the night, master sent me an email ordering me to take this test and post the results here. It's a little unclear why, and why he ordered me instead of asking like a normal person, and why I'm supposed to post it here, but whatever! 152, i.e. probs not straight. What a surprise!

Also, good morning, /lewd/!

>>128901

'Morning, Spidey! How's things?

>>128903

You stop that if you want to keep that tongue.

>>128904

I'm doing pretty good! I recently remembered Europa Universalis 3 was a thing, so I've been spending hour upon hour kicking Moor butt as Spain!

>>128900

140 damn

>>128905

that's good

>>128906

>140

lol

ghey

>>128907

no u

>>128908

>>128909

you are 152

>>128910

Nah, dude, I just turned 24.

>>128912

I'll respect my super gay elders.

>>128913

you better!

wew

you can't escape me.

>>128916

mem

>>128918

hii spider how are you today?

>>128919

eh, how're you?

>>128920

been kinda meh yesterday and today

hoping once i wake up things will be better

why are you so eh?

>>128921

home is sucking more dicks though :[

>>128922

because eh, how're you?

>>128923

bleh

tired aggrivated and bored as sin

>>128924

I just asked you that, fucking, sorry

what're you up to?

>>128925

just laying around posting

i played alot of guild wars tonight so that was nice

>>128926

you doing alot of guild wars as of late

>>128927

it has been the only thing that has been bringing me any joy recently

what do you do for fun

>>128929

that's not a fun feeling

i apologize mate

Morning!!!!!

i hope everyone is doing great i had 3 hours of sleep, im groggy, hungry and thirsty and i wish i could go back to sleep yet i cant.

how are you guys doing?

>>128932

that's no good i hope you can get proper rest

>>128932

i'm torturing myself with boring music rn

>>128933

ah thank you, sadly once i wake up i cant fall back asleep :I

but i think ill be ok just splash some water on my face and drink some and i should be ok!

how are you today?

>>128934

hey! well i hope you are enjoying it regardless!

>>128935

well, i'll enjoy panning it at least

>>128935

rather tired myself

you should eat some toast maybe drink some tea

>>128939

hi !

>>128936

see? thats something

>>128937

true, but im horrible at sleeping once i wake up, plus the new csgo operation is out and i gotta play it @.@

>>128938

yes, im planning on making a quick breakfast and later on take a nice shower

>>128939

hi magi <3

>>128941

Good Morning/ Afternoon Date <3

Manage to sleep ok?

>>128941

it at least makes up for some of the suffering i guess yeah :]

>>128942

wassup

>>128944

Not much just awake and made a cup of tea, what about yourself?

>>128943

yep i slept for like 3 to 4 hours and its like 6 am for me but i will be alright !

and you how are you?

>>128946

Hmpf!

csgo is as good as an fps will get

plus i have the cutest guns ever!

>>128947

going through the grateful dead's discography

so much terrible music

send help

>>128950

well i am and that should be good enough right?

>>128948

Feeling good, moods lifted, and it feels like a breath of fresh air <3

Just got my peppermint tea made and relaxing going through some new music :)

>>128949

Heh, I know what you mean. If you don't like it why listen to it?

>>128951

It should be..

But theres worse games out there compared to CS:GO, plus it does take some skill at least

>>128952

mhmm sounds really comfy i hope the mood can stay good!

and yes csgo is a ball of fun!

>>128953

heh sorry my other side of the pond friend but im taken and he is a counter strike nerd like me so fit like puzzle pieces

>>128952

because completionism

i must listen to everything

only three more albums and i'll be done with their sixties and seventies discography and probably just call it there

>>128954

I hope so too, it has been fairly stable for a good while, just has a tendency to go one way or the other.

I used to run a server for counter strike, a loooong time ago, when it used to be just counter strike. Early 2002 I used to play a lot of it, was great fun, and it takes a good bit of skill

>>128955

I get that, but the way I look at it, theres more music out there than you'll ever listen to, and I'd rather listen to music I enjoy rather than waste the time I've got on music that I don't

>>128956

but if i listen to music that people think is good but really isn't good i can school them and make em look like plebs

>>128956

ah nice nice, i only got about 2 years playing csgo i sadly never played the older ones although they do look really nice

>>128957

not you because you dont have guns in britain, and if you do they are incredible gimped

>>128960

ummm thats a shame i heard shotguns needed a i forgot the name but basically something that made it be able to hold less shells, but either way you guys really need more calmer gun laws specially with the heretics overflowing your country

>>128958

Ah, that's where we differ, I listen to music I enjoy, not because someone says its good. There's equally excellent music that noones heard before out there, as well as there is absolutely garbage which picks up in a trend. You should start going on your own taste, and branching out from there, you'd find it much more a pleasurable experience

>>128959

I started playing and got hooked for a few years. It was good fun, and the little community we had and clan I ran was good fun

>>128961

so that they get guns too? fuck that

>>128962

oh thats what i love hearing about the old cs games, a nice tight knit community sadly with sgo majority of the community is really toxic, and i heard EU servers are a horrible mix of all specially with the ivans and other strange nationalities, i play EU servers sometimes but luckily i havent played with ruskies yet

>>128962

nah what???

don't make me out to be some drone dude

i do pursue my own taste

but it's also fun to school plebs sometimes

Hey guys! I was going to stream yesterday, but that ate up too much bandwidth, so I had to cancel the stream.

>>128966

hello!

>>128968

Hey there. How's you?

>>128966

hiii drank <3

>>128968

im super happy and doing well

and you??

>>128971