/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

First for rifle bacon.

>>130417

>>130423

Mhm smokey :3

>take off a shit diaper from a girl and about to clean it

>She ask if she can see the poop

>whynot.jpg

>She says "Thats alot of poop!"

Flawless.

my life has meaning

>>130425

I'm honestly tempted to try it, despite its' oddity.

>>130427

Go on

>>130426

kek

>>130427

>_>

>>130423

>>130428

It looks underdone on the outside, you'd have to rewrap the other side and shoot another mag to make sure its even on both sides :3

I'm going to hop on the Discord if anyone feels sociable. more tacticool XCOM awaits me.

>>130432

How about I wrap around your side and if you're lucky there might be "shooting" a Mag-i? You look underdone to me.

Nah but really, I'm going to try this sometime and probably blow two mags doing so.

>>130429

i am god

>>130430

:c

>>130434

The newest one, XCOM 2.

I've already beat it on Ironman Legend without losing a single troop, but I'm having fun with a new game.

>>130433

heh

Are you trying to say i'm in need of a spit roast? :P

>>130436

You ok Tokai?

>>130437

>tfw can't beat enemie unknown on normal

Am I retarded?'

and is the game that short?

>>130438

No way, I don't like sharing.

>>130439

You might be, and no it isn't.

It took me around 38-40 hours to beat it.

>>130440

If the meter fills, you get a countdown that can only be reversed by hitting a blacksite or some other means of lowering the meter. If that ends, THEN it is GG.

>>130438

iunno, maybe

it's all vague

>>130443

Do you want to talk about it?

>>130446

Just gotta get good already.

>>130444

my mind's weary and I just want love

>>130448

I know how you feel, is that what's got you feeling a little down?

>>130450

Hey Akarin <3 How are you?

>>130450

>>130449

yes, im tired of trying to be cool

i just want love

Time is too expensive, make your move.

>>130453

You don't have to try, you are cool. Do you want to talk on steam for a bit?

>>130454

Hey <3

>>130457

Hey Cherub <3

>>130458

Hey Magi. How are you?

M O N E Y

>>130455

If you think your life's too short, you better count your days fast.

>>130456

How are you faring today?

>>130460

what the fuck do you need cash for? Money is ten times better off being in the bank account imo

>>130459

I'm grand just relaxing waiting patiently on my new case to ship so I can predict when it'll arrive

How about you?

>>130461

Doing great, relaxing and checking on parts for my new rig

How are you?

>>130460

>

>>130456

maybe later.. imma get dinner

>>130454

stay frosty

>>130451

HAI,

Im doing alright and tomorrow i have no work os I can calm down a bit.

>>130452

>>130463

THIS IS WHY >>130465

>>130464

I'm just sitting here thinking about if i should make dinner.

Money song nr. 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0

>>130464

Quite the same, although just got home again for a few days.

>>130466

Haven't seen you in a long time, what's good?

>>130460

What are you going to spend it on? Lube and some toys? lol

>>130467

Work got you a little stressed? You any plans for the weekend?

>>130470

I'm well, in good form just relaxing and doing a bit of window shopping for parts for my new system, not many to go, its mostly just the power supply etc which I'm working out pricing etc.

>>130471

Have you decided on what you are going to eat? Any plans for the weekend?

>>130472

Anything planned for your time off? Any ideas on your build yet?

>>130473

Rent, but i got a toy recently :3

>>130473

Not really, also I might have been awake for 37,5h now.

I think I'll just get a new GPU and maybe a new mobo and a CPU to go with it.

>>130473

Im planing to clean my room, change HDD and watch the presentation from samsung on sunday.

>>130473

nice :)

>>130474

arent you a bit to old for toys?

>>130477

depends on what type of toy,

>>130478

It's a bug hunt.

>>130474

Oh, what toy?

>>130475

Ohh a long time awake, you feeling the effects of it or are you in the middleground where your bodies tired but feel great?

What cards you looking at?

>>130476

I had a little bit of a spring clean myself during the week it can freshen the place up and help you relax, sounds like you have a few things to keep you busy then, and no doubt date will keep you busy too :)

>>130479

is this you looking down on me again?

>>130480

well it vibrates and it waterproof,

>>130480

I had the night shift, and I didn't take any naps, kind of being jumpy because I see these black shadows around again.

Probably one of the hi-ends that go for 400-500$

I personally don't care if it's AMD or Nvidia.

>>130481

No; I'm just stuck modding an M41A for my game, and your sex toy reminded me of a facehugger. Except this time up yo' ass.

>>130481

Nice, I got a new one of those a few weeks ago,

>>130482

It can be a little bit weird with sleep deprivation, the hallucinations etc though they can be fun sometimes. Sounds like you are going to bring your rig right up to date then :)

Hey guys.

>>130484

[hug]

>>130485

>>130484

I'm pretty used to it, but it's been a while since I've stayed up for this long, usually it's just a bit less than 30 hours.

Maybe at some point, I need to buy a whole lot of different things first though.

>>130487

Hi Retard Master.

>>130485

[Atencíon]

>>130485

Hey Dotty <3

How are you?

>>130486

All right Sci?

>>130488

I think the most I went was about 4 days with no sleep, it can really mess you up. But it's good that you are sort of used to it too.

>>130484

It's my first toy :3 it felt amazing i can stop using it

>>130490

Is that Spanish?

>>130491

I'm alright, thanks.

How are you?

>>130489

why so rude?

>>130496

I was merely calling you by the name you gave me~

Yo.

>>130481

Now this has me thinking hard –

Alright; real talk here, what is wrong with me?

I can't relate with the majority of these actions, most come-off to me as barbaric or hedonistic and it hits a trigger in my brain to actively avoid or destroy it. The closest thing I can blame is being raised with a very strict moral (think as in disturbing Kami within Shinto) code.

There must be something wrong with me, since I'm noticing how much of a minority I am even outside of this board. Everyone's some kind of free-lover or other kind of person I have programmed in my mind to avoid, I keep my codes but also my misery. If it's not just me, then what the fuck happened to this world?

I'm going to keep drinking and modding, seems my brain and experience are all I'm good for with people.

Really have to vent more, but I hurt like a motherfucker from injuries / emotion and don't want to bitch like many do.

>>130491

i am ok

>>130497

I didnt give you any name tho

>>130498

hi

>>130498

Hey.

>>130492

Heh, I know what that's like, the first of many is my guess. I do have a few in my collection, though I may have to do another shop in a few months.

>>130495

Not bad, in good form, sleeping patterns been a bit hit or miss but otherwise I'm in good form, just waiting on a new case being shipped, and playing a bit of fallout fixt.

>>130498

Hey Noun <3

>>130504

Good to hear. Haven't seen much of you this week.

>>130505

It's not me and you didn't write anything in your post, so…

I'm so hungry man, I'm tasting this shit.

What's everyone up to today?

>>130499

well it could be that you're over generalising people, sure i love stuff in butt but i not a SJW Cuck who will suck sand nigger cock because >muh white guilt

>>130491

I think the longest was 7 days when I was in highschool, had a LAN videogame party with a whole lot of energy drinks and coffee.

>>130495

Not sure really.

>>130507

"The gun in my mouth was real,

And the taste, it blew my mind."

>>130506

Mhm I ended up reversing it, thankfully but other than that it's much of the same. Managed to snag a windows 10 pro key for £13 so I saved myself just under £90 on that

>>130508

Playing some fallout fixt and browsing atm, what about you? How you finding black desert?

>>130504

do you have any recommendation for aspiring faggot?

>>130511

Sounds like fun. I'm really enjoying it so far although I haven't gone through much yet. I just got home. Playing it with Bit and Burt. It's pretty well optimized tbh maybe you can run it!

>>130508

Having a semi-ignored epiphany. Nothing new, more pain as usual. I'll stop when my heart does, and all that.

>>130509

I'm not saying that makes you suddenly terrible, nor anyone. What I'm saying is that despite feeling an attraction to others, I can't help but see such actions as entirely degenerate and terrible.

Do you think the fact that my family despises homosexuals and stoners is a part of it? I don't care if I get disowned, they never helped me any regardless. I just fear their morals infected my brain.

No matter how I feel, I cannot force myself to accept any of this. I have been trying for so long now.

>>130512

Well you could get some jelly butt plugs from amazon, 3 of various sizes, they come recommended, or an onahole or a selection of anal toys, a prostate massager is a good thing for instance :D

>>130513

Nah I couldn't even get the character creator to load properly on this laptop, but it won't be long until I'm up and running and from what I can see from the videos and your guys opinions it looks like I might get the game at launch.

Hey everyone!!

im as jolly as can be and chipper as a woodpecker

how is everyone?

>>130514

well that a conflict in you're brain, i can't help you with that. but what i will say i highly doubt it as a big deal as you think it is. you're always on here and talking to us.

>>130515

thank you i like the sound of a jelly butt plug.

>>130516

Hey date <3 That's good to hear :)

Any plans for tonight?

>>130515

Ah geeze. Well so far it's really fun. I'm having a blast I just don't like how some of the armor doesn't appear on your person… Other than that it's a really fun experience.

>>130520

no but tomorrow im getting hammered and be lewd with my bf

>>130515

bought :3

>>130522

Sounds like a plan :D

>>130523

They are good fun, especially those ones, being ribbed, just get plenty of lube and you are set to go :)

>>130524

>>130524

yes its gonna be super fun!

>>130524

cant wait to use it in the shower Already hard thinking about it

>>130526

How lewd? :3

>>130527

Heh I can imagine :)

>>130529

:)

>>130528

~

>>130530

Just right.

<>:@{}

>>130531

Ready for round 2?

>>130532

PERFECT. That last one is a bit questionable though.

>>130534

Wanna watch more anime?

niggers

I'll be in my bunk.

>>130541

heh catch you later :3

>>130541

Kinda want to watch Firefly again.

>>130538

Yus!

>>130543

fuck'in nerd

andromeda is better

>>130543

I've rewatched it 3 times. Serenity about 2 times. Not a fan of how they treated Wash though…

>>130544

Remain on steam for 2 more hours and we shall start.

>>130545

I never saw much of Andromeda.

I always loved Stargate SG-1 and I've been watching Battlestar Galactica recently.

>tfw had a ton of Stargate SG-1 DVDs that I got rid of a while back and Netflix removed the show from their catalogue

I'll have to torrent it.

>>130546

I'm on S3 of BSG, maybe I'll go back to Firefly/Serenity afterwards.

>>130546

2 hours is a long time!

>>130548

If I'm a fan of Firefly, would I enjoy BSG?

>>130549

Just hang in there!

>>130550

>film

More like Flick, amirite?

>>130552

Respond to you father, dammit.

having a heater under your blankets is the second best thing ever

>>130552

*flicks your nose*

>>130551

Fine.

>>130550

I got into SG-1 at the beginning and I loved it up until RDA left (well, until he got made general and it got a bit iffy).

>>130551

Hmmmm. Try it. It's got one of the double length pilot episodes which can be a bit of a battle to get through, but yeah, I think it's good.

I'd say it's certainly worth a try, though.

At least this self-hatred gave me ample time to clean my handguns.

>>130557

>>130556

think the issue I had with it was that it wasn't campy enough at the start, it had the right kinda bad directing but no real camp

>>130557

No; I'm not going to shoot myself, quit asking.

>>130559

Huh. I just liked the whole contemporary bit. Series 1 and 2 was just so damn wacky, before they started building on their own stuff too much and built their own spaceships and shit.

>>130560

shoot sci though

Good morning /lewd/!

>>130563

Good afternoon pedo

>>130564

Prometheus was pretty cool, but yeah, that's when they started fucking it up. Then again, there's only so much time they can invest in developing alien tech and not build a spaceship, really.

>>130563

Hey Miles <3

>>130563

Hey Miles.

>>130563

Master!

Not actually gonna be posting here right now, but had to greet you anyway.

>>130563

Hey miles.

>>130563

>>130571

Well, how would they deal with making the Stargate public?

That'd pretty much completely change the premise of the show. The closest they got to that was the whole international contingent thing with Atlantis, but that was always a pale shadow of SG-1, especially after they the first series. If they stayed completely separate from Earth, it would have been a lot better.

>>130563

>>130575

safed

>>130563

>>130576

>>130577

>the wraith being fucking unthreatening trash being the major one and them saving fucking peasents on medieval worlds all the bloody time

That's what it was like with the Goa'uld too. They killed them off because they'd become a joke, but really…kill off two massive groups of enemies in a whole galaxy in one fell swoop? It's a joke.

>I can max out Black Desert with 60fps on my laptop

>>130578

L E W D

>>130580

It's a shame it sucks :^)

>>130582

>tfw can't high-end mode

Oh well. Also nice fap bait.

>>130583

Thanks, also yeah high end mode makes my fps suck

How can you fags play as women when you can make such cool looking dudes?

>>130584

I dunno. There were some pretty decent standalone eps, but they did have a tendency to get too far into their own backstory - that's why I liked S1/S2 so much, though. It was also nice when they got Quinn in, it was a shame he got booted back out again after one series.

RIP.

And then there was Universe, the show filled with younger edgier versions of the cast. kek.

Kind of wish that had been given more of a chance, if only for more Rush, though.

>>130582

Yeah, come back!

>>130590

>Final GAYstiny

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>130590

Maybe when the next content patch comes out

>>130586

>noun pounding

>>130594

>>130587

this.

>>130595

>>130592

Next Tuesday.

>>130591

>Calls a game gay

>Only touched like 1/20th of the content

>>130599

Yeah noun sure is missing out on all that erp and bench sitting you do, QUALITY content right there.

I'm gonna try sleeping, been feeling like ass all day

night cuties and cutiers have a great whatever

>>130600

Says you.

Level 37 spent most of your time there..

>>130604

Do go on

>>130605

Cute

>tfw you're a slut

>>130607

Dat feel.

Aren't we all sluts, though?

im not a slut

>>130608

I'm not!

>>130610

Is it a good or bad feel, though?

>>130611

You haven't been here long enough, though.

Give it a few months!

>>130614

What do you feel the difference between being slutty and a common whore is, though?

>>130616

You should slap yourself to calm down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5pBVTRiIA

>>130608

I'm a slut in the bedroom

>>130608

No.

>>130619

B-be a slut for me, bby.

>>130620

You're just boring, m8.

>>130608

Nope!

>>130622

Of course, you're one of the "doms". My bad~

>>130622

don't lie to him nouny

slutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslut

>>130621

I'd rather be boring than a slut any day.

Everyone below this post is officially a slut.

>>130621

:3

>>130622

kek

>>130626

everyone above and below this post is a slut

>>130623

I just don't do anything lewd with anyone anymore. I do it by myself. Just me and my left hand.

>>130624

I'm no slut, damn it.

>>130627

<3

>>130628

Damn, that lucky left hand of yours~

>>130629

Do it for date

>>130631

Lewd.

>>130633

Here. I like to pound things.

>>130635

Well, I'm drinking and it comes with the territory.

>>130636

I'll draw a mouth and write "Dotter" on my hand the next time I jerk off.

>>130637

Top in is family name bottom one is player name.

>>130631

<3

>>130635

>I like to pound things

I bet you do :D

Are you left handed Noun or do you use your other hand so it feels like someone else? :P

this album sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFDxovIN9M0

>>130639

Right is my dominant hand but left is the hand I have been touching myself with for years.

>>130640

Yeah so did I. I'm not quite sure what the use for it is yet though.

>>130642

same

>>130643

Fucking hell I thought you were akari this whole time. Slap yourself for him it'll make him happy

>>130645

you have no idea

>>130642

Ah as I thought :P

>>130650

Hey Burt <3

How are you?

No hud!

>>130651

Thirsty i need to go to the store

>>130652

>Noun is just a title, not a name.

>>130655

what r u doing

>4 nouns

>>130657

omg make a rym already!

>>130652

>Not having a horse

Its 2016!

>>130658

Which one is the pro noun?

>>130660

Buy me one so I don't have to do the work. I'm going to work on us getting a boat!

>>130658

I'm not a noun, I'm the nouniest. Worship me!

>>130617

hai lewdcake

>>130662

You need more slaves

>>130662

They cost a lot! Stop being a nerd and go tame one!

>>130663

I only worship Revy.

>>130661

I killed him a while back.

>>130666

That's the plan.

>>130667

Because she is my waifu.

>>130668

I think you should work on getting some more to do the graft while you give out orders

>>130668

Watch anime with me?

>>130669

why

benis in bagina :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

did kyoko 'break up' with brat or what?

>>130664

Hello

>>130675

how r u?

>>130674

No…

>>130677

oh

oki

>>130676

I'm pretty sleepy since I didn't sleep much last night, how are you ?

>>130680

it's kinda creepy

>>130669

Right

>>130681

I know…

>>130682

*slap*

>>130683

have u tried to wean yourself off of her

im stinky bored and im gonna have to shower soon ;_;

>>130685

<3 u should get some rest

>>130684

No, I don't want to.

>>130686

Hark!

who art thou???

>>130687

why not

>>130688

im sci

this is my tripcode

>>130679

also sleepy. otherwise im oki tho cuz friday

>>130691

ah sorry i wasnt paying attention to the thread so i didnt know it was you

but yeah ima shower and keep grinding csgo

>>130691

Because she's my waifu.

>>130690

>>130689

>>130693

okay bye then

>>130694

but dont you want to not have a waifu

>>130697

Why in god's name would I want to be waifuless?

>>130698

uhhh

forget about it

>>130698

Watch out I don't bully you!

H-hello. I kind of spaced out and got really lewd.

>>130704

Lot's of image replies you weren't expecting?

I'm sleepy and bored

>>130707

I forgot my image.

grimmy

>>130705

Someone called him the p-word and he got all flustered, and things escalated from there.

>>130706

take a nap!

>>130710

S-shut up

>>130711

sorry to say

but you got this all wrong kid

>>130712

Give me the word and I'll stop teasing you immediately!

>>130711

It's 4:30pm though !

>>130712

Don't talk to him like that you filthy pedophile

>>130707

>>130708

Interesting to know. Thanks for sharing.

>>130715

every time is nap time :3

>>130718

Take a nap with me

>>130714

>>130715

I can't help it I really like being called that word. So what

>>130717

You're welcome

miles is this what you normally smoke?

>>130719

Yes, it's a hellish fate.

>>130721

I didn't expect anything else from a disgusting pedophile like you.

>>130723

He's a disgusting pedo!

>>130720

should i?

>>130723

I-I like lewd talk and that's one of the most lewd words ever…

>>130724

No I don't think so.

>>130726

Pot kettle black.

>>130721

It's just that it's extremely degenerate, master. Being it is one thing, but liking it when people point it out is another.

>>130733

>33

Hey guys (again)

>>130728

I wasn't asking

>>130730

I had sex with a 13 year old when I was 18 but that's the worst I've done

I've been fingering my asshole on cam for hours!

>>130737

oki sorry

>>130738

proof?

>>130738

Fucking lewd, dude. Where can I watch?

>>130732

I like 2D. Lolicons are a subset of pedophilia. Fapping to 2D feet doesn't change the fact you're a footfag for instance.

>>130734

Apologize.

>>130736

Hello Dots.

>>130737