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 No.132638

 No.132643

File: 1455974734050.jpg (79.02 KB, 437x480, 437:480, aliens_newtmarine.jpg)

>>132633

I rather like mine.

>>132639

You sick bastard.


 No.132644

File: 1455974775644.png (260.31 KB, 485x471, 485:471, what-00045.png)

Hello?


 No.132645

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 No.132646

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>>132644

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


 No.132647

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>>132646

Scandis are sissies.

>>132645

I don't know.


 No.132648

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>>132646

u called my face ugly yesterday


 No.132649

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>>132643

it's not like I have fantasias where I'm a xenomorpth king or something like that~

>>132644

pedophile

>>132646

gripy


 No.132650

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>>132647

why do you like skandi?


 No.132651

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>>132649

I am going to MURDER moe


 No.132652

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>>132647

Pretty sure the average person here is about 6' and is hairy and manly af

>>132648

Why are you telling me? You think I forgot?


 No.132653

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>>132649

Ooohhh, you're one of THOSE guys who people would laugh about back in ss13.


 No.132654

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>>132652

my face isn't ugly


 No.132655

>>132649

>fantasias

I mean fantasies


 No.132656

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>>132650

Because he's interesting, cute, a sissy, fun to tease, fun to talk to and really kind and caring.

>>132652

Sounds like me, but I'm not blonde.


 No.132657

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>>132656

awesome


 No.132658

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>>132654

ok

>>132656

Do you consider yourself a sissy or not?


 No.132659

>>132651

pls do

>>132653

you can't really do the alien thing in ss13 so nah not really


 No.132660

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>>132658

so why are you spreading lies about me?


 No.132661

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>>132659

What, you never played during a Xeno round?

It's piss easy to do some crazy shit as them.

I was always the lone Sec. Officer going on a killing spree with multiple laser rifles and throwing spare flashlights when everything was going to shit.


 No.132662

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 No.132663

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>>132660

Im spreading my opinion.


 No.132664

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>>132658

I'm not a sissy. Even if I shaved I wouldn't be very sissy sadly…

Can't you shave and get some cute girl clothes?

>>132659

I'd rather not go to jail.

>>132662

Y-you weren't supposed to see that!


 No.132665

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 No.132666

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>>132663

fair enough

so like did i do something to upset you?


 No.132667

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good morning lewd!!!!

how is everyone i slept early last night and i feel refreshed clean and ready for the day!!


 No.132668

>>132661

never really played beyond a fuck around on someones server they wanted to do but didn't do

>>132663

spread this dick

>>132664

wouldn't you love being raped by the negros?


 No.132669

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>>132667

thats great


 No.132670


 No.132671

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>>132667

Do you bully Akari or does he bully you?

>>132668

Black people scare me.


 No.132672

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>>132664

It's not like you said anything bad, master!


 No.132673

h-hello ?


 No.132674

>>132671

and?

>>132673

go away


 No.132675

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>>132673

i'm here too.


 No.132676

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 No.132677

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I am angry, angry about aliens.


 No.132678

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>>132673

You stupid pedophile cuckold blood fetishist go cut "SLUT" into your thigh you ruined my reputation.


 No.132679

>>132675

look at all the people not giving a fuck


 No.132680

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>>132678

You like the bullying you degenerate pedophile


 No.132681

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>>132679

you clearly have no idea what i'm talking about


 No.132682

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カミナリワンンンンンンンンン ! !

A A A A A A A A A A A A A


 No.132683

>>132681

something something desperate attention whoring slut is all I give a shit about knowing about you


 No.132684

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>>132683

lol relax


 No.132685

Do you make the same thread over and over again? How pathetic


 No.132686

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>>132685

who, me?


 No.132687

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>>132669

yes indeed, i feel like a lean mean loving machine today!!!

>>132670

heya spider hows it going?

>>132671

he bullies me, and tells me when i can cum and when i can fap

>>132671


 No.132688

>>132687

goes how enough I suppose


 No.132689

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>>132687

excellent. whats for breakfast?


 No.132690

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>>132680

You said it too much now it doesn't bother me!


 No.132691

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 No.132692

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I don't like reading anymore.


 No.132693

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>>132688

glad to hear that! lets hope it continues that way

>>132689

ahhhh well i havent thought of that yet, maybe some ham and egg or the likes!

>>132691

you asked!!! im just being straight forward!!

but im his sissy >////<


 No.132694

>>132692

get audio books or ask someone to read for you

>>132693

yay mediocrity


 No.132695

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>>132693

yes very nice

do you listen to albums or just stream songs on youtube or whatever


 No.132696

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>>132692

>He can read

>>132693

That's incredibly cute.


 No.132697

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>>132694

The joke was about what I'd just read, I actually love reading.


 No.132698

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>>132695

ah well music i really like i just download, i only have like 500 songs in my HDD atm though, but sometimes if i get lazy to download i just youtube em or stream them

and if you check my steam profile everyday i have a song of the day!!

>>132696

>////<

well i would do anything for him….


 No.132699


 No.132700

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>>132699

I'm going to smack your digital presence with an audiobook about setting spiders alight with napalm for that.


 No.132701

>>132700

don't make me do everyone of your posts now


 No.132702

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>>132698

oh that's a nice idea

when do you usually update it every day? do you have a set time?


 No.132703

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>>132702

ah i try to if i am awake by 12 am to do so or early in the morning which i probably should right now…..


 No.132704

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>>132703

cool

do you keep logs of your past songs of the day anywhere?


 No.132705

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 No.132706

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>>132705

ah perfect!

liked favorited and subscribed


 No.132707

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>>132706

What is with her mouth?


 No.132708

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>>132706

danke danke! yeah i update everysingle day!


 No.132709

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>>132707

how do you mean?


 No.132710

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>>132708

bard got me to start keeping a playlist

it's pretty neat i guess

i still prefer rym tho cuz i'm a pretentious snob


 No.132711

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>>132709

As a mangaka I can understand styles, but it just looks …wrong.

Almost like a moustache in fact.


 No.132712

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>>132711

it doesn't look wrong to me

i guess maybe this artist's style is more of an acquired taste


 No.132713

File: 1455977763196.gif (1.4 MB, 500x395, 100:79, 1450230426397.gif)

>tfw your plan worked


 No.132714

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>>132712

No no, that can't be it. All the other mouths look fine, I just find that one image disturbing.


 No.132715

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>>132710

ah well my playslist consists of jazz, punk and everything inbetween

>>132711

show me your art jap!!!!


 No.132716

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>>132713

wat plan

>>132714

ur opinion is disturbing

>>132715

even jazz-punk??


 No.132717

>>132711

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbXMW7WBJ7

>>132713

what's the next step in your master plan?


 No.132718

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>>132716

himitsu~

>>132717

crashing this board…WITH NO SURVIVORS


 No.132719

File: 1455977909817.jpg (584.8 KB, 992x1544, 124:193, 73adb1dae2b2fce08f364ad0c9….jpg)

Hey guys, what's everyone up to today?


 No.132720

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>>132716

not yet!

but maybe someday!

>>132719

Hi!


 No.132721

>>132718

fiendish

>>132719

dunno yet, how's a pins?


 No.132722

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>>132715

You've already seen some, I just don't mention when because most of my work is done under false names.

>>132716

Jesus CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT

>>132717

I'll kill you.

>>132719

Hoi Pintato.

>>132713


 No.132723

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>>132718

what is this weebspeak

what are you trying to say

>>132719

the usual

what do i need to know about you?

>>132720

wy not today???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNKwYVg6V8E


 No.132724

>>132722

Ahhh ill make sure to keep that in mind then!!

>>132723

ah well i already have a song for today but ill keep this in mind !!


 No.132725

>>132722

love you too babe~


 No.132726

File: 1455978194467.gif (1.56 MB, 520x293, 520:293, c63497a99b9e81a7f96f23d16c….gif)

h-hai >~<


 No.132727

>>132726

nerdlord


 No.132728

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 No.132729

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>>132723

Fixed it quickly for you.


 No.132730

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>>132721

Just woke up a little while ago, I got nothing planned

>>132722

Hoi Rain

>>132723

Depends, what do you want to know about me?


 No.132731

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>>132729

it's clearly not a mustache

>>132730

the most important things about you


 No.132732

>>132729

perfection

>>132730

it's all good


 No.132733

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>>132730

>That image.


 No.132734

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>>132731

Well i'm 22, a student and I sometimes play video games or get drunk, sometimes both at the same time


 No.132735

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ehh dunno what to do


 No.132736

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>>132734

great!

what kind of activities do you do with music?


 No.132737

>>132735

masturbate


 No.132738

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>>132736

I don't really do anything to do with music except listen to it sometimes


 No.132739

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>>132738

ok, not a big music guy

what are you studying?


 No.132740

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>>132736

Are you also a musician of sorts?


 No.132741

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>>132739

I'm studying computer science


 No.132742

>>132740

he's a faggot of lots


 No.132743

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>>132741

*licks*


 No.132744

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>>132740

i have played music a lot in the past, but in the last two years not so much.

i do, however, still listen to a ton of music.

so i'm more a music consumer now.

>>132741

pragmatic


 No.132745

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>>132741

How's CompSci treating you? I was treated like shit after my Programming / Adv. Calculus classes were so terrible.

>>132744

Ah; what a shame, personally I'm still playing and listening. Currently on an Aphex Twin binge.


 No.132746

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>>132745

what do you play?

yes, aphex twin is great. what other electronic stuff do you like?


 No.132747

File: 1455979990090.png (43.12 KB, 659x544, 659:544, UHT57ap.png)

niggers


 No.132748

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>>132745

actually hold that though

i'm leaving for a bit but when i come back i'll wanna talk about electronic music with you, k?


 No.132749

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this place needs more Englandboys


 No.132750

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 No.132751

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 No.132752

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>>132750

why is there no cuteboys near me bit?


 No.132753

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>>132751

>>132752

You have to lay traps I think.


 No.132754

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 No.132755

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 No.132756

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 No.132757

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>>132753

I guess so


 No.132758

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 No.132759

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 No.132760

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>>132757

Stick traps, get on it!

>>132758

>>132759

Im confused


 No.132761

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>>132760

So am i. What are we even doing?


 No.132762

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>>132760

funnily enough I have afew books on making traps and things of such nature


 No.132763

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>>132760

Just let it happen my little bit


 No.132764

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>>132761

You tell me! I woke up to a dead thread!

>>132762

Some people here need a bear trap

>>132763

>Just let it happen my little bit

What are you talking about you cake?


 No.132765

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>>132764

which peoples?


 No.132766

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>>132764

Just relax your body and you'll find out soon enough


 No.132767

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>>132765

You will find out when your regular traps dont work!

>>132766

I've been pretty relaxed all this morning. What are you doing!!?


 No.132768

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>>132767

You're not relaxing now. I need you to calm down and take deep breaths and let me finish what I'm doing


 No.132769

File: 1455985116024.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>132767

well not much has worked so far here


 No.132770

File: 1455985392527.png (749.72 KB, 890x930, 89:93, 49716166_p0.png)

>>132768

How would you know?

>>132769

Hmm try a new strategy


 No.132771

File: 1455985457288.jpg (202.98 KB, 433x1201, 433:1201, 1c1607a8422720229640ea3625….jpg)

>>132770

You'll find out soon enough


 No.132772

File: 1455985478408.png (101.69 KB, 1071x928, 1071:928, ss (2015-05-25 at 08.21.33….png)

>>132770

such as?


 No.132773

File: 1455985595239.png (88.38 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 53833495_p0.png)

>>132771

Right….

>>132772

A bigger trap?


 No.132774

>>132773

well I tried that

he's now likely stalking me


 No.132775

File: 1455985785563.jpg (35.07 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 357b0d184b5411f993d8638996….jpg)


 No.132776

File: 1455985872647.jpg (139.44 KB, 593x800, 593:800, Marine_SC2_Art1.jpg)

Been playing through the StarCraft 1 campaign again, God how video games have fallen in recent years.


 No.132777

File: 1455985968835.png (21.61 KB, 701x529, 701:529, ss (2014-09-23 at 06.04.50….png)

>>132776

think that's just the chink in you talking


 No.132778

File: 1455986007412.jpg (154.14 KB, 800x566, 400:283, 48710906_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>132774

Oh..guess it backfired

>>132775

>>132776

What is your favorite game?


 No.132779

File: 1455986036960.jpg (216.57 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 8ecdfc3c04bb31831272969732….jpg)


 No.132780

>>132778

is what it is


 No.132781

File: 1455986058856.jpg (579.03 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, b709ef627d628ba7bd7454a577….jpg)

Hello everyone!

Sorry for being so lewd last night, I don't really know what came over me…

>>132776

I remember playing that a while back. I remember it being fairly fun, maybe I should get it off gog again…


 No.132782

>>132781

stop making dunsel drink so much you faggot


 No.132783

File: 1455986189510.png (171.48 KB, 279x329, 279:329, A9KR9hI.png)

>>132782

But he gets so touchy feely and aggressive when he's drunk.

I love it


 No.132784

File: 1455986203920.gif (106.02 KB, 500x416, 125:104, tumblr_n97cwhEpI91srdym4o1….gif)

>>132781

hai baka! :3


 No.132785

File: 1455986224860.png (73.64 KB, 592x615, 592:615, motivation.png)


 No.132786

>>132783

no, he's a cunt when drunk you butt munch


 No.132787

File: 1455986364618.jpg (4.14 KB, 100x100, 1:1, Marine_SC1_Head1.jpg)

>>132777

I am not Korean.

>>132778

Probably Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus

>>132781

I just use my old discs, I have three or so copies of it + Brood War.

>>132783

I hope you know he's very against long-distance stuff.


 No.132788

File: 1455986457843.jpg (87.83 KB, 1024x1011, 1024:1011, 48394482_p0.jpg)

>>132779

>>132781

Hmmm

>>132785

Ello Burt

>>132787

Looks nice, that backgrounds remind me of this one game.


 No.132789

File: 1455986474319.jpg (119.42 KB, 550x771, 550:771, 6a2a2002b7b2fcb1d7d920e276….jpg)


 No.132790

File: 1455986478189.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)

>>132787

same thing

>Abe's Exoddus

my fellow Englishmen


 No.132791

File: 1455986549926.webm (2.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [SFM] Praise the Sun.webm)

>>132788

Hi Bit!


 No.132792

File: 1455986598587.png (210.53 KB, 336x304, 21:19, nRbN2mv.png)

>>132786

no he's not

what did he even do to you?

>>132787

>very against long-distance stuff

I can still be his bitch though.

And I fully agree with him, long distance shouldn't be tried unless you get to see each other at least once a week.

>>132788

hm?


 No.132793

>>132792

is so and called my accent fake


 No.132794

File: 1455986723603.jpg (78.59 KB, 442x536, 221:268, 48709490_p0.jpg)

>>132789

What?!

>>132791

Praise the sun!

>>132792

HMMMMMM!!!!!!


 No.132795

File: 1455986747406.jpg (1.66 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1454877248279.jpg)

I am in a great mood.


 No.132796

File: 1455986757990.jpg (399.71 KB, 640x853, 640:853, starcraft-ii.jpg)

>>132788

Which "one game"?

>>132790

Oddworld is some good shit, I can even appreciate the likes of Munch's Oddysee but it doesn't stand as well as the first two games. I even had it on GBA.

>>132792

That throughly disgusts me, being a bitch is something for subhumans and you should not be so low.


 No.132797

File: 1455986808437.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)

>>132795

lets fix that shall we?

>>132796

what did you think of strangers wraith?


 No.132798

File: 1455986852412.jpg (813.61 KB, 1000x1142, 500:571, 858014fc11258649e6a3fff256….jpg)


 No.132799

File: 1455986874428.webm (1.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Bootleg fireworks.webm)

>>132794

Praise it


 No.132800

File: 1455986946041.png (361.67 KB, 650x551, 650:551, 931de81ded68857d5b43077aa2….png)

>>132797

The only thing that can ruin my mood is that female who's stalking me.


 No.132801

File: 1455986961236.jpg (131.75 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-02b038a8cccabc4051c….jpg)

>>132793

nigga you mad about that?

Petty shit bruh.

>>132794

Eh?

Nani?

>>132796

>something for subhumans

>you should not be so low

I think I'll be whatever I feel like, and last night I felt like being dunsels bitch.

>>132795

why's that, did you talk to a cute boy or something?


 No.132802

File: 1455986980295.jpg (645.37 KB, 1916x2556, 479:639, 49439563_p0.jpg)

>>132796

I dont remember :( I just remember watching a few videos of it on youtube. Had something to do with a boy and shadows I think. Its been awhile since I seen it so im probably just being an idiot lol.

>>132798

…….

>>132799

lmao


 No.132803

File: 1455987022558.png (620.81 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 580b022de7e791205a93733b30….png)


 No.132804

File: 1455987099353.jpg (525.34 KB, 705x700, 141:140, 24edd4ac53b11e8abb03e614f6….jpg)

>>132801

No, I did cuddle with a cute female.


 No.132805

>>132800

stalk them back instead

>>132801

I'm more annoyed about his lackluster apology which wasn't even an apology

so untill he stops being a baby about it and acts like an adult I'll be as bitter as I want thanks


 No.132806

File: 1455987154234.webm (3.38 MB, 480x360, 4:3, bills cars.webm)

>>132802

Dont laugh at me


 No.132807

File: 1455987179687.jpg (391.39 KB, 600x1000, 3:5, 1455116875871.jpg)

>>132805

You are an idiota


 No.132808

File: 1455987241676.jpg (118.2 KB, 1010x969, 1010:969, ss (2014-09-18 at 05.57.15….jpg)

>>132807

nope, just don't have much of an answer for you sorry


 No.132809

File: 1455987258226.jpg (80.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 48261245_p0.jpg)

>>132803

Your plan wont work

>>132806

Im laughing at the webm!

>>132801

*Slaps your forehead*


 No.132810

File: 1455987313059.jpg (102.59 KB, 570x660, 19:22, d6387efd5ef81ac2ceea325c79….jpg)

>>132808

If you don't have an answer then don't give stupid suggestions.


 No.132811

File: 1455987332296.jpg (33.1 KB, 492x479, 492:479, 1440438014209.jpg)

>>132797

It was a pretty solid FPS for the time, but felt like a drag at some segments if I remember right. I haven't played it since the Xbox days so I can't speak much about it. Wasn't it supposed to have a sequel? I vaguely remember it (or the devs) hinting at one. Gotta love the ammo variety, however. I bet you used spiders all day.

>>132801

Your desires are pathetic, and it must mean that I was wrong about you.

>>132802

ICO?


 No.132812

File: 1455987353965.jpg (118.66 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1423290977451.jpg)


 No.132813

File: 1455987440800.jpg (66.29 KB, 850x849, 850:849, sample_59875a753abc8b622fa….jpg)

>>132809

It's just getting started


 No.132814

File: 1455987459348.png (1.17 MB, 800x1130, 80:113, 133c9e1290876982c84cc3cdee….png)

>>132804

nice nice

did she have fat tits?

Big. Saggy. Knockers.

Big Boobed Bitch?

>>132805

hm… interesting

have you told him that, or are you trying to let him figure it out, by being mean to him for, in his opinion, seemingly no reason?

>>132809

*punches your dick*

>>132811

Well, you were wrong about a part of me, but I think it was wrong of you to hold me to your own imaginary standard of… sexual purity?

>>132812

me tbh


 No.132815

File: 1455987495431.png (59.12 KB, 303x482, 303:482, Kondou (2).png)


 No.132816

File: 1455987614656.jpg (146.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1452463759334.jpg)

>>132811

Nope that isn't it. I will try to look for it today since it will be on my mind all day.

>>132812

>>132813

Im sensing a pattern…

>>132814

That only makes me stronger! Did you notice anything strange in your bathroom today?


 No.132817

File: 1455987637355.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)

>>132810

wasn't a legitimate suggestion don't get your panties in a twist over a joke

>>132811

well the spiders were op…

>>132812

hey there

>>132814

he has me filtered so it doesn't matter what I say to him currently but if he truly does want to be better about not being a self-centered prick then he needs to learn how to empathy


 No.132818

File: 1455987651922.png (66.86 KB, 250x371, 250:371, garupan_yukari_6663.png)

I lived.


 No.132819

File: 1455987685271.webm (372 KB, 480x360, 4:3, The circle of life.webm)

>>132809

oh.. my bad


 No.132820

File: 1455987713258.png (382.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 23c9ced6d530fc986c1a78332e….png)

>>132814

Big breast are disgusting.


 No.132821

File: 1455987852260.jpg (126.85 KB, 1000x767, 1000:767, bc271ed1db48d2a1322b7cc0cd….jpg)


 No.132822

File: 1455987891642.png (127.97 KB, 238x260, 119:130, Kp9SFWF.png)

>>132816

You fuck!

I swear to god if I go in there and the toilet paper is flipped…

It wasn't.

You little shit, you scared me.

>>132817

Hm, well let me talk to him about it and see what I can do, okay?

>>132820

Oh.

So she was as flat as a cutting board.

Like a child?


 No.132823

File: 1455987905482.jpg (771.14 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 11cea03ae7b910eea3a5e4f2e3….jpg)

>>132821

>Big breast Satori.

Disgusting.


 No.132824

File: 1455987928971.png (502.63 KB, 750x500, 3:2, 1455116805596.png)


 No.132825

>>132822

I would prefer him learn it on his own but I'm not going to stop you


 No.132826

File: 1455987996719.jpg (121.6 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 6cbac8f1b810d1f55f59a2a6d3….jpg)

>>132823

I'm sorry


 No.132827

>>132816

Woah! That image was way too lewd!


 No.132828

File: 1455988049115.jpg (394.21 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 48051139_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>132819

Now im laughing at you, hahahaha!

>>132821

Things..

>>132822

Gotta keep you on your toes!


 No.132829

File: 1455988170287.png (262.72 KB, 640x1205, 128:241, e0387a5064600aee5552fdec5b….png)

>>132828

What ever do you mean ?


 No.132830

File: 1455988186043.jpg (379.29 KB, 850x1179, 850:1179, gunguro.jpg)

>>132814

It is not an imaginary standard, but perhaps it is wrong to assume others would follow a strict moral code in these days of decadence. Fair enough; I will not attempt to persuade you to give up your chosen ways, just don't be surprised when it hurts you as I once was.

>>132816

Best of luck, I have no clue.

>>132817

True enough, they also had a tendency to try to attack you (of course just a background effect) if I remember right.


 No.132831

File: 1455988187197.webm (485.85 KB, 480x360, 4:3, brbsuicide.webm)


 No.132832

File: 1455988313364.png (2.18 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1402093049921.png)

>>132830

no I don't think they did, since all they really do is tie up shit


 No.132833

File: 1455988380940.png (288.5 KB, 832x957, 832:957, 50822929_p0.png)

>>132829

Hmmm who knows?!

>>132831

Its just a prank!


 No.132834

File: 1455988462950.webm (6.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Haaaaaan!.webm)

>>132833

dont do that!


 No.132835

File: 1455988551485.jpg (140.5 KB, 850x1048, 425:524, sample_faf392713b18ec340c5….jpg)

>>132833

Surely you had an idea right ?


 No.132836

File: 1455988599779.png (390.92 KB, 695x506, 695:506, Oy4tGjz.png)

>>132824

Ah.

>>132825

Well, wouldn't you say that's childish?

He won't learn anything unless you tell him.

And, don't you think that's kind of a petty reason to be mad at someone? He called your accent fake and you got so offended you demanded an apology?

It sounds like he took it as a joke, I know I would.

>>132828

I'll keep my toes on your face when I give you a karate kick!

>>132830

Hm… True, but I can't help the way I feel about dunsel.

He's just got something very… charismatic about him.

Though in the future I will try to keep our affairs more private. If only for your sake.


 No.132837

File: 1455988698594.webm (5.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1452455915958.webm)

>>132834

Im sorry!

>>132835

Oh I do, just keeping it to myself you baka

>>132836

Teach me karate.


 No.132838

File: 1455988701979.jpg (45.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, baladyinginside.jpg)

>>132832

Huh, I guess I remember less than I'd initially thought.

>>132836

Do not feel the need to do it for my sake, however practicing tact in general would do you a lot of good.


 No.132839

File: 1455988757899.jpg (202.98 KB, 433x1201, 433:1201, 1c1607a8422720229640ea3625….jpg)

>>132837

Tell me what it is


 No.132840

too early for drama


 No.132841

File: 1455988868721.webm (7.44 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Be Careful What You Eat.webm)

>>132837

Oh thank you


 No.132842

File: 1455988900577.png (120.72 KB, 480x600, 4:5, b620d61e1036bf159e65d3e30b….png)


 No.132843

File: 1455988909236.jpg (128.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 2acf4afb6d04375846a43b6d70….jpg)

>>132836

She is the perfect size but her personality is great.


 No.132844

>>132836

I wouldn't say so since people only really learn things properly after experiencing it fully, that's my way of seeing things though and I understand that it's harsh but so's the alternative

no it didn't come off as a joke and yes I've every right to be annoyed at a none-apology that's just what I've been taught and how I am as a person

>>132838

it's not a very memorable game so don't worry about it

>>132840

never too early for your butt though


 No.132845

File: 1455989068104.jpg (223.43 KB, 974x851, 974:851, 544.jpg)

>>132839

Nu uh

>>132841

That was a prank of a prank! You just got pranked!

>>132842

Hmmm


 No.132846

File: 1455989099039.jpeg (30.4 KB, 500x375, 4:3, jaredleto1.jpeg)

>>132845

What's on your mind?


 No.132847

>>132844

woah

are you implying something!?


 No.132848

File: 1455989154422.jpg (169.99 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 7c5d967f44abef66c7ff20f717….jpg)

>>132845

Please ?


 No.132849

File: 1455989162180.png (180.32 KB, 1390x1380, 139:138, kyokomouthful.png)

BRAT


 No.132850

File: 1455989166077.webm (645.8 KB, 640x358, 320:179, Archer mad.webm)


 No.132851

>>132847

I wouldn't dream of it

>>132849

JACK


 No.132852

>>132849

is his steem ded?


 No.132853

File: 1455989271760.jpg (497.66 KB, 827x1181, 827:1181, 7dd090e19e1086fb49f45fe916….jpg)

>>132846

Dubs and and food. Can you make me breakfast?

>>132848

Its really nothing worth mentioning baka

>>132850

You wear a fancy robe?


 No.132854

File: 1455989298285.png (167.71 KB, 438x322, 219:161, JZjBHIh.png)

>>132837

Okay.

Here, punch this board until you break it.

just like in kill bill volume 2!!!

>>132843

B cups?

C cups?

What is it!?

>>132844

>after experiencing it fully

What is he experiencing?

Being annoyed at you?

I don't think it bothers him if he can't see your posts, the only one who is being hurt here is yourself.

I'll talk to him about it.

>>132849

I know that darn diddly feelerino.


 No.132855

File: 1455989303053.jpg (150.81 KB, 1119x715, 1119:715, 14.jpg)


 No.132856

File: 1455989359248.png (1.06 MB, 714x1000, 357:500, 98f921ea5a05ec1cb78fc64019….png)

>>132854

Why do you care?


 No.132857

>>132854

that is a fair point


 No.132858

File: 1455989394463.webm (430.85 KB, 720x404, 180:101, Teutonic Butts.webm)

>>132853

No but I want one

get me one please


 No.132859

>>132853

I'm a little busy at the moment, but afterwards I would love to make you something.


 No.132860

File: 1455989578471.jpg (74.89 KB, 512x416, 16:13, 50.jpg)

Back from the stores. How is everyone?


 No.132861

File: 1455989630077.png (371.58 KB, 557x492, 557:492, JImycYp.png)

>>132856

I don't know actually, good point.

Why do you… not want to tell me?

>>132860

Fine, just wondering what vidya to play today.


 No.132862

File: 1455989686134.jpg (256.37 KB, 600x800, 3:4, eefc15505ab600a1f7d5d48cab….jpg)

>>132861

That's a stupid question.


 No.132863

File: 1455989725839.jpg (169.8 KB, 800x566, 400:283, e70fffd40a8ab2edd9c8b34bab….jpg)

>>132854

I will get right on it!

>>132858

No u

>>132859

I cant wait that long! I gotta eat now!

>>132860

Normal I guess, I should go make something to eat


 No.132864

File: 1455989753183.jpg (504.96 KB, 744x1024, 93:128, 97f2027c86445d0fd127f91262….jpg)

>>132853

Don't make me beg


 No.132865

File: 1455989774698.png (35.66 KB, 442x310, 221:155, kyokosad.png)

Remote host said:

550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try

550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or


 No.132866

File: 1455989789115.jpg (429.84 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 19780222.jpg)

>>132861

What kind of vidya do you play

>>132862

Good evening.

>>132863

Go do that then.


 No.132867

File: 1455989817957.jpg (263.82 KB, 700x600, 7:6, 9134028d48302b0f7dd056b4c3….jpg)

>>132866

Hello!


 No.132868

File: 1455989873809.jpg (59.1 KB, 500x625, 4:5, mmfcFV1s216o8.jpg)

>>132867

How are you today?


 No.132869

File: 1455989922580.webm (478.61 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Krieger.webm)

>>132863

I would if I could


 No.132870

File: 1455989927719.png (204.61 KB, 372x370, 186:185, Gwbceoz.png)

>>132862

y-you're stupid

moron, idiot

fight me in the parking lot nerd and lets see who gets pounded on first

>>132863

okay, also you have to uh…

eat rice with chopsticks

>>132866

I play all kindsa vidya.

I enjoy Roguelikes and open world games to kill time in.

I also like dwarf fortress and stuff.


 No.132871

File: 1455989929391.png (510.6 KB, 1152x1603, 1152:1603, 47625143_p0.png)

>>132864

You could but I dont think what would change anything baka

>>132866

I shall!


 No.132872

File: 1455990028799.png (524.85 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 9d89b8f844ec63ce6b2a7ee15a….png)

>>132868

Scroll up idiot.


 No.132873

File: 1455990033160.jpg (360.87 KB, 625x862, 625:862, f6209b0186f0da5123f56c0f1f….jpg)

>>132871

grrrrrr


 No.132874

File: 1455990222874.jpg (40.86 KB, 474x800, 237:400, full (4).jpg)

>>132863

>>132863

Aw, I'm sorry dear… My internet technician was here repairing my connection. He's gone now… Tell me what do you like to eat usually?


 No.132875

File: 1455990224106.png (637.82 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 536bcb1cfV9F8MkJ.png)

>>132870

Those are pretty neat too.

>>132872

>Sighs

Fine….

>Scrolls up

>I did cuddle with a cute female.

Not bad. I assume you had a lovely time together.


 No.132876

File: 1455990237665.jpg (68 KB, 362x279, 362:279, blush.jpg)

>>132870

>>132870

Hello Baka, let's be steam friends! I don't have you added and that is a grave injustice!


 No.132877

>>132876

sleep already nigger!


 No.132878

File: 1455990304774.png (113.52 KB, 481x313, 481:313, 1424937372629.png)


 No.132879

File: 1455990349699.png (158.24 KB, 266x244, 133:122, SPhNxOY.png)

>>132876

eh?

okay~

it's Pizza_Migoo


 No.132880

File: 1455990355823.png (186.84 KB, 530x711, 530:711, db9a28fb4107af6ba0cf1c43e3….png)

>>132873

*Slaps you with raw bacon*

>>132874

Sounds like a porno..its to late..I've…moved on. I must feed myself in these hard times!


 No.132881

File: 1455990359689.png (855.56 KB, 804x1200, 67:100, e8b0ceb0403aaee92a8494e392….png)

I'm so fuckin bored


 No.132882

File: 1455990409781.jpg (579.66 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, af650ba0e1821.jpg)

>>132878

Saved.

>>132881

Fine something you like to do and then do that.


 No.132883

File: 1455990423460.png (591.87 KB, 700x850, 14:17, f8853dea1e630106d2790055ff….png)

>>132870

>chopsticks

Welp im guess I will never be a karate master

>>132869

I could If I would


 No.132884


 No.132885

>>132880

Oh fine. You should have been a little more patient.


 No.132886

File: 1455990462841.jpg (925.86 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 83e9fe6bf443aad3fb26e9a4bf….jpg)

>>132880

*Eats the bacon*


 No.132887

File: 1455990475083.jpg (220.73 KB, 744x1156, 186:289, 1454254350633.jpg)


 No.132888

File: 1455990540254.jpg (191.27 KB, 500x651, 500:651, vbywn5i63bv42.jpg)

>>132887

Nice. So what are you doing now?


 No.132889

File: 1455990602915.png (1.9 MB, 1100x850, 22:17, 47272888_p0.png)

>>132885

I know! I am impatient :( I will just come over and take all your snacks if you dont mind..

>>132886

Go be bored somewhere else you nerd!


 No.132890

File: 1455990606491.png (142.7 KB, 204x329, 204:329, butthead.png)

>>132882

I rather liked Auron, he made sense often.

I'm guessing you see yourself as the sensible, laid-back type so I assume you personify your thoughts/words as him.


 No.132891

File: 1455990605308.jpg (195.38 KB, 850x1241, 50:73, sample_f4e1c4c7f612c0c7904….jpg)

>>132882

No motivation


 No.132892

File: 1455990619261.webm (510.53 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Mind brain.webm)

>>132883

you should would


 No.132893

File: 1455990627404.png (59.12 KB, 303x482, 303:482, Kondou (2).png)

testing


 No.132894

File: 1455990713200.jpg (9.73 KB, 227x222, 227:222, images (6).jpg)

>>132889

>>132889

Do you like eggs?


 No.132895

File: 1455990748954.png (1.02 MB, 800x1300, 8:13, 7a2aaf4d92eb291539d4e37096….png)


 No.132896

File: 1455990765368.png (267.53 KB, 550x700, 11:14, a1c10c37c10193b035d6e0d827….png)

>>132888

Thinking.


 No.132897

File: 1455990803426.jpg (234.74 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 46955265.jpg)

>>132890

Sometimes yes. But the reason i have this folder is roleplay related.

>>132891

Watch some videos or anime then.

>>132896

About what?


 No.132898

File: 1455990849840.jpg (124.07 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 32a8c1c38dd82172d685b96011….jpg)

>>132897

Things.


 No.132899

>>132897

Anime is for nerds (´・ω・`)


 No.132900

File: 1455990888743.jpg (435.9 KB, 1280x1354, 640:677, cbmmkdb1tn6rl.jpg)

>>132898

Care to tell what things if not here then somewhere else?


 No.132901

File: 1455990939375.png (324.15 KB, 528x762, 88:127, 3a5b2c783a1bc7b5fa4a9fcb37….png)

>>132892

Could but wont..I failed :(

>>132893

Test

>>132894

Yea!

>>132895

YES!


 No.132902

I'm heartbroken that today I say goodbye to my old internet company. They truly were a reliable DSL Company. However I need faster speeds, and now… I have them!


 No.132903

File: 1455990988258.jpg (134.04 KB, 733x1100, 733:1100, Black_templar.jpg)

>>132897

Can't say I'm a fan of roleplay, but to each their own I guess.


 No.132904

File: 1455991004106.webm (2.29 MB, 480x360, 4:3, JFK sad.webm)


 No.132905

>>132901

Bad friend (◕‿◕✿)


 No.132906

File: 1455991073272.jpg (60.55 KB, 491x385, 491:385, 4nmi54bvu6b4.jpg)

>>132899

Then read some touhou doujin.

>>132903

Yup. I do have several folders actually.


 No.132907

File: 1455991132905.jpg (223.43 KB, 974x851, 974:851, 544.jpg)

>>132902

Who did you have?

>>132904

*Sends you robe*

>>132905

I know


 No.132908

File: 1455991215158.jpg (216.57 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 8ecdfc3c04bb31831272969732….jpg)

>>132906

I just finished masturbating to this (◡‿◡✿)

http://exhentai.org/g/210492/72518fdf18/


 No.132909

File: 1455991367563.webm (412.13 KB, 540x360, 3:2, JFK.webm)

>>132907

my hero


 No.132910

File: 1455991397861.png (438.63 KB, 594x569, 594:569, eyes shut.png)

>>132908

Wew lad


 No.132911

File: 1455991416520.jpg (10.69 KB, 179x255, 179:255, 1455211557007.jpg)

>>132907

I had Century Link DSL. I really am sad to see my old service go… I'm a bit of an obsessive person, and I don't like to see things change really. I know my new company will be just as reliable, but I feel the DSL company deserves my business still. However I've decided to switch services because my DSL Company will never be able to provide me speeds over 5mbp/s, in my apartment complex because the wiring is old.

So I decided to switch to cable modem to future-proof my internet connection.


 No.132912

File: 1455991437652.png (622.98 KB, 500x681, 500:681, T1sq41kno1_500.png)

>>132908

Whats with all those emojis?


 No.132913

>>132907

*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*

>>132910

yassy makes my peepee go doki doki (ノ´∀`)


 No.132914

File: 1455991527136.png (390.7 KB, 360x536, 45:67, red 2.png)

Good morning /lewd/. Or afternoon.

>>132913

Oh my, you're back with the emojiis… (; ̄Д ̄)


 No.132915

File: 1455991559888.png (736.37 KB, 1380x2000, 69:100, 03.png)

Desu get on steam so I can bully you


 No.132916

File: 1455991564818.png (3.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-20_58222281.PNG)

>>132910

Noun I found the title you need for BD


 No.132917


 No.132918

File: 1455991591307.jpg (31.84 KB, 548x804, 137:201, 0931abc29c62c7a99dfb18d05f….jpg)

>>132909

Im no hero

>>132911

Ooo I see. I got Time Warner cable sadly, can't wait for Google Fiber to come over here. My speed isn't that bad but Fiber would be nice.


 No.132919

File: 1455991619794.png (181.04 KB, 362x289, 362:289, u9VjnOu.png)

>>132914

Hi Noun, sorry for being so lewd last night!

I don't really know what came over me.


 No.132920

File: 1455991660021.jpg (257.78 KB, 530x750, 53:75, red.jpg)

>>132916

I was thinking of something more along the lines of "AAAAAHHHH"…

>>132917

Hey there, how are you?


 No.132921

File: 1455991660532.png (271.57 KB, 700x988, 175:247, 1bd5bb9772aaf7502975138899….png)

>>132918

Yeah I plan on living in my apartment complex my whole life really… I'm disabled so if I don't have to, I am never going to move.


 No.132922

File: 1455991692635.jpg (647.49 KB, 1145x909, 1145:909, 40981811.jpg)

>>132914

Evening in my case. But hey.


 No.132923

File: 1455991745084.png (10.15 KB, 538x391, 538:391, 1407215974519.png)

>>132920

pretty alright enough I suppose, you goods?


 No.132924

File: 1455991753235.jpg (220.25 KB, 901x886, 901:886, revy reading.jpg)

>>132922

How ya feeling today Cherry?


 No.132925

File: 1455991834509.jpg (495.17 KB, 2442x2267, 2442:2267, taking shirt off.jpg)

>>132923

I only slept for about 3 hours but other than that I'm feeling pretty good emotionally. Gonna drink some coffee before work. Just waiting on my Binary Domain CD key to get sent through email…


 No.132926

>>132914

(>(●●)<)


 No.132927

File: 1455991846044.jpg (1.24 MB, 3508x2480, 877:620, 50890772_p0.jpg)

>>132921

I should get one of those one day…well first I need a job. So do you live by yourself?


 No.132928

>>132926

You're comin' with me, kid… ┌(▀Ĺ ▀- )┐


 No.132929

File: 1455991894424.webm (3.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, AHHHH.webm)

>>132918

Yes you are

>>132920


 No.132930

>>132928

I don't think so

“v( ̄ ̄(●●) ̄ ̄)v”


 No.132931

>>132925

well 1/3nd of you being well is a start, how're you mentally and physically?


 No.132932

File: 1455991977197.png (378.73 KB, 500x700, 5:7, nwaoC2WT1rywd6.png)

>>132924

Pretty fine. Just spending my time on browsing through 4chan and here.

>>132926

( ° ʖ °)


 No.132933

>>132932

⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄


 No.132934

File: 1455992071686.png (941.1 KB, 1059x621, 353:207, disdain.png)

>>132930

GET IN THE VAN. (`◕‸◕´+)

>>132931

I'm great, I'm just tired really. I feel pretty happy.

>>132932

Sounds nice. Have anything planned for the evening?


 No.132935

>>132934

凸(`⌒´メ)凸


 No.132936

>>132929

AAHHHHHHHHHHH ((ヾ(≧皿≦;)ノ_))


 No.132937

>>132935

ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ


 No.132938

File: 1455992169673.jpg (56.31 KB, 350x521, 350:521, 346e63df9d638a45e.jpg)

>>132934

Maybe i'll play some games with my friends a little later. My housemate's cousin is visiting.


 No.132939

File: 1455992171700.jpg (23.61 KB, 600x338, 300:169, BBPaYHzCMAAH3IJ.jpg)

>>132927

Yes. I'm 25 years old and live alone. I'm very happy most of the time with my living situation. I was living with roommates before this, but I've been on my own for a year now.

Whenever you're on your own I'm sure it will be a great experience. I'm assuming you live with your family? Or maybe on campus. Either way I still remember fondly living with my mom.

My favorite part of living alone is that the living room is all mine. I'm also into meditation so I can reach a deep level of trance being all by myself.

I've hit some deep meditation living with roommates too.


 No.132940

File: 1455992204235.jpg (3.65 MB, 2894x4093, 2894:4093, 48178308_p0.jpg)


 No.132941

File: 1455992208253.png (3.45 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-20_58924362.PNG)

>cat rides on the horse

neat


 No.132942

>>132937

||*`Д´*)ノ


 No.132943

>>132934

Hello my son. It's good to see you today.


 No.132944

File: 1455992249303.jpg (21.28 KB, 500x217, 500:217, 1455851687509.jpg)


 No.132945

>>132934

well that's good, you got much planned for tonight?


 No.132946

File: 1455992342813.jpg (345.74 KB, 600x800, 3:4, gender swap.jpg)

>>132942

I'm gonna beat you up ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

>>132943

Good to see ya too!

>>132945

I have to go to work pretty early so I'll be doing that until about 9pm then come home and play some Black Desert Online with Bit and Burt. How about you?


 No.132947

>>132946

prob sleep soonish, I've a somewhat normal sleeping pattern


 No.132948

File: 1455992415013.jpg (771.14 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, 11cea03ae7b910eea3a5e4f2e3….jpg)

>>132938

I am thinking about the girl and all the possible ways I could fuck this up.


 No.132949

File: 1455992446317.webm (964.44 KB, 480x360, 4:3, You're Pretty Good.webm)


 No.132950

>>132938

That sounds nice. Did you work a lot today?


 No.132951

File: 1455992478218.jpg (1.4 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, WP_20150417_001.jpg)

>>132939

I sorta can relate to that

Though I'm 23

It's really nice being by yourself and having your own privacy all the time but it gets pretty depressing after a while

Instead of meditation I'd just get high/drunk and shitpost

Same thing tbh


 No.132952

File: 1455992538050.jpg (145.67 KB, 500x686, 250:343, e9p3pScv1qgi0.jpg)

>>132948

Don't overthink it. I'm sure you'll be fine.

I believe in you.

>>132950

Nope. No work in the weekend. Just púre relaxation.


 No.132953

File: 1455992635834.jpg (264.25 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-d214670110d297031a5….jpg)

>>132951

Haha well you know… I used to love meditating on meth… I'm sober now, but damn I used to hit a fucking high level of zen. I was living out of a motel when I was a meth addict. So sometimes there would be no interruptions for a long time…

Man that time was so kick ass.


 No.132954

File: 1455992680886.jpg (186.29 KB, 800x600, 4:3, cease.jpg)

>>132951

>drugs/alcohol

>meditation

>same thing

No.


 No.132955

File: 1455992695599.jpg (35.59 KB, 531x960, 177:320, 12705384_1516530798642618_….jpg)

Hello everyone!

how are you all today?


 No.132956

File: 1455992733004.jpg (179.25 KB, 850x1198, 425:599, 679.jpg)

>>132939

Yea I live with my family for right now.

How did you get into meditation ?

>>132949

Fug

>>132955

Good I guess


 No.132957

File: 1455992739567.png (450.61 KB, 750x908, 375:454, 3d24b9949228d3a4ebaa197ffb….png)

>>132952

>>132952

I can't help it. She's very timid where almost everything would freak her out. It's so adorable.


 No.132958

File: 1455992770543.png (119.41 KB, 497x679, 71:97, pizza.png)

>>132951

Christ man throw those empty bottles out.


 No.132959

File: 1455992839460.jpg (1.44 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20150629_025008.jpg)

>>132953

OH YOU TOO?

Only with coke though

good times

>>132954

:^)

>>132958

That's another bad part of living by yourself

You can really let yourself go real easy


 No.132960

File: 1455992864196.jpg (94.02 KB, 500x353, 500:353, tumblr_ncvobdO06E1rw29u3o1….jpg)

>>132955

>>132956

I started meditation as a way of killing time outside of normal entertainment. I've had ADHD for many years now (was diagnosed at 21). When I found out I wanted to try and do something to make my focus stronger. So I figured meditation might be a way of doing it.

It ended up working really well for me. It takes practice to really achieve anything with it. After many years of meditation though I'm so clear-minded it's like living a different life.


 No.132961

File: 1455992874349.jpg (375.16 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Hakurei.Reimu.full.807413.jpg)

>>132955

A bit<3

im happy to hear that!

lets hope it continues that way


 No.132962

File: 1455992876493.jpg (24.15 KB, 300x480, 5:8, 222841.jpg)

>>132957

hai! :3


 No.132963

File: 1455992919845.jpg (159.4 KB, 572x780, 11:15, vqm9perjomfnj.jpg)

>>132957

Ah one of those people. They are indeed adorable.

I was with one myself a few years ago.

But yeah, you need to step carefully.


 No.132964

File: 1455992952660.png (2.69 MB, 1559x2600, 1559:2600, 2016-01-15-802353.png)

>>132960

hmmm sounds good, im happy you have a way to help you out!

meditation is a good thing


 No.132965

File: 1455992973298.jpg (171.67 KB, 850x1052, 425:526, sample-f8edf11c7cddf1ac227….jpg)

>>132959

Yeah my family forbids me from doing drugs/alcohol. I always figure though maybe when my mom dies I'll get back into it. For now though I choose her love and support over the drugs. I figure if I can make her happy that's enough.


 No.132966

>>132955

Your purity level is too high!


 No.132967

File: 1455993071408.jpg (135.84 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-3ab4e40dad962115274….jpg)

>>132962

Hello?

>>132963

It's mostly because she has anxiety and sometimes have a panic attack. I just want to protect her.


 No.132968

File: 1455993263993.jpg (138.97 KB, 811x960, 811:960, 12507284_1510958339199864_….jpg)

>>132966

No!

m just really happy you got a way to help your self!

always nice to hear that

specially since adhd since its a difficult condition to handle and well

that makes you awesome!

im happy for you


 No.132969

File: 1455993326436.png (251.39 KB, 530x687, 530:687, Satori Komeji 3.png)

>>132960

God, I should try meditating. I tend to have little to no focus on the subjects and activities to do…

How to do?

>>132963

ohai Cherub. How are ya? Just went home from a trip to the lumber shop. You see, some of the drywall around the tub fell apart, and we had to take down the walls and replace the walls and add new shower covers. So I am near complete with the process.


 No.132970

File: 1455993376160.gif (602.48 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 0000002.gif)

Noun*Noun


 No.132971

>>132969

I and the family, of course.


 No.132972

File: 1455993425668.jpg (195.92 KB, 500x366, 250:183, 33f1381dc6e38e7ed222e081c1….jpg)

>>132970

Equals zero.


 No.132973

File: 1455993504698.jpg (541.97 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, 1352691032914.jpg)


 No.132974

File: 1455993540622.jpg (92.07 KB, 466x734, 233:367, wj6PuHW1sah6.jpg)

>>132967

I'm in no doubt you want to.

>>132969

I'm pretty fine at the moment.

Nothing right now to complain about.

>>132970

Sup Cato.


 No.132975

File: 1455993556640.jpg (379.97 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 8cbff492b4656b77e0929084f9….jpg)

>>132973

I am a math major.


 No.132976

File: 1455993560747-0.png (129.87 KB, 500x700, 5:7, e1256d89b3bbb918398def7dcd….png)

File: 1455993560748-1.jpg (445.51 KB, 900x636, 75:53, 21408413_p0.jpg)

>>132960

That sounds very nice. Good for you really :)

Oh just in case you wanted a bigger version


 No.132977

File: 1455993572762.jpg (166.18 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 123456.jpg)

>>132974

Hi Cheeseburger!


 No.132978

File: 1455993615003.jpg (541.97 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, 1352691032914.jpg)

>>132975

I do rocks


 No.132979

File: 1455993626129.png (59.12 KB, 303x482, 303:482, Kondou (2).png)

IS THAT CATO


 No.132980

>>132974

Ah, nice. I am doing fine, besides the shower/bath situation.


 No.132981

File: 1455993666294.png (59.12 KB, 303x482, 303:482, Kondou (2).png)

IS THAT A MATH MAJOR


 No.132982

File: 1455993680932.gif (944.72 KB, 450x253, 450:253, 000000001411784690104.gif)

>>132979

WHo are you?


 No.132983

File: 1455993722854.png (25.44 KB, 180x272, 45:68, Kondou (7).png)

>>132982

im sci

this is my tripcode


 No.132984

File: 1455993746739.png (73.24 KB, 221x246, 221:246, 1420837627299.png)

>>132968

I appreciate that. My doctors tell me my coping skills with my disorders is very good. My therapist in particular always compliments the way I do things to deal with my schizophrenia. You are very kind though. Thank you for that.

>>132969

Well I would say the first step is to just clear your mind. You have to be able to get to a point where your mind is producing no thoughts to see the beneficial effects of meditation.

It's my opinion it doesn't matter what positions you take for your meditation. Just find something that makes you feel comfortable. Even if it's just sitting down at your computer.

After that just find a way to make all of your thoughts stop, and then once you've done that keep them pushed away.

If you work on it. It's kind of like being asleep while being awake.

I find that I receive a bit of euphoria from keeping my mind clear. Actually since I've practiced meditation I don't even experience "running thoughts" or any kind of racing of the mind.


 No.132985

File: 1455993762413.jpg (70.56 KB, 715x908, 715:908, 6e1bcceadc0af0e1cfc9c0365c….jpg)

>>132974

I do not want to have sex with her. This is sluttyly romantic.

>>132978

I bet they are hard!~


 No.132986

File: 1455993810472.png (59.12 KB, 303x482, 303:482, Kondou (2).png)

>>132985

HEY

HEY YOU


 No.132987

File: 1455993816070.gif (582.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1353946706955.gif)

>>132983

How was I supposed to know that?

>>132985

no secks?


 No.132988

File: 1455993836669.jpg (203.21 KB, 507x556, 507:556, 11860044.jpg)

>>132977

…..

>>132980

Awesome.

>>132985

I didn't say that neither.


 No.132989

File: 1455993901406.png (44.84 KB, 247x251, 247:251, Kondou (31).png)

>>132987

this is the one i've always used!


 No.132990

File: 1455993904711.jpg (36.71 KB, 500x350, 10:7, 300972-tidus.jpg)


 No.132991

File: 1455993929848.png (382.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 23c9ced6d530fc986c1a78332e….png)

>>132988

Word filters are great.

p.urely romantic.

>>132987

Nope.

>>132986

GET OFF OF MY CLOUD!

Yes?


 No.132992

File: 1455993981125.png (251.39 KB, 530x687, 530:687, Satori Komeji 3.png)

>>132984

Huh…That sounds a bit easy. I DO see it being hard to follow up on, on a regular basis, but, ah, well.

>>132988

Ah. Been playing some vidya recently?


 No.132993

File: 1455993985648.png (36.38 KB, 277x282, 277:282, Kondou (37).png)

>>132991

ur a math major!

i wanna be a math major!


 No.132994

File: 1455993986438.jpg (660.01 KB, 2199x2990, 2199:2990, 1360177754824.jpg)

>>132988

YOu are stuck with that name

the same wat Dunsell is Batteries now

>>132989

you have always been random weird letters!

>>132991

No secks ever?


 No.132995

File: 1455994071713.png (83.77 KB, 512x300, 128:75, Kondou (29).png)

>>132994

it's my tripcode cato ;_ ; why do u have to bully me


 No.132996

File: 1455994087863.png (348.81 KB, 768x552, 32:23, 7d9c8ea4cb68c43160e1019fe4….png)

>>132993

No I am not.

>>132994

With the female absolutely none unless it's for procreation!


 No.132997

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>>132992

You're right. Making time for it is something you have to decide to do. I find that since I have absolutely no life and live as a NEET I have free time to do damn near anything I want mentally.

I'm always working on making myself a better person. In particular I try and focus on keeping my social skills sharp even as a social recluse.


 No.132998

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>>132996

???????????


 No.132999

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>>132990

Thank you for noticing my dubs.

>>132991

Indeed they are.

>>132992

Diablo 3. I'm getting my character boosted.

>>132994

You're silly Cato. But in a good way.


 No.133000

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 No.133001

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>>133000

you said you were a math major right here >>132975


 No.133002

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>>132995

Because reasons!

>>132996

that's no fun


 No.133003

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 No.133004

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>>133002

sexual reasons?


 No.133005

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>>132997

Ah, okay. I tend to have a lot of free time, seeing as how I barely have any homework after school, so the free time is there most of the time.

>>132999

Ah, Diablo, a series I really love. Except for III. III was kind of a bleh title, and I was annoyed greatly by the fact that you have to be online to play the game. II is my favourite, out of nostalgia, and overall well aging of the game itself. I, personally, was attemping to stream a Touhou game last Wednesday, but the stream ate up too much bandwidth (which there was too little in the first place), so I had to cancel the stream. Someday…


 No.133006

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>>133004

Sure, why not?


 No.133007

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>>133001

I was joking.

>>133002

But it is fun. I've never had someone to cuddle with.

>>132999

How are you?


 No.133008

>>133005

Do you masturbate on cam?


 No.133009

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>>133006

..///////… oh wow

>>133007

you were..?

;-; you are confusing me


 No.133010

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>>133007

well yeah, cuddling is great but no secks can be a bad sign


 No.133011

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>>133003

Heh.

>Pats head

>>133005

I would love to watch that someday.

>>133007

I'm fine thank you.


 No.133012

>>133008

No, I rarely masturbate to begin with.


 No.133013

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>>133009

what did you expect me to say?


 No.133016

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>>133010

I don't like rushing stuff and neither does she. Besides, if I did then I would cause her to have a panic attack and lose all of her trust.

>>133009

I WAS NEVER A MATH MAJOR


 No.133018

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>>133013

i dont know what i was expecting…….


 No.133019

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>>133016

you're a very strange person

if you're not a math major then what are you


 No.133020

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>>133019

Criminal Justice.


 No.133021

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>>133011

>>133016

Rushing things and not wanting seck other than procreation ever are different things!

>>133018

What about

Math majors are lame!


 No.133022

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>>133012

Aww, I was hoping I could see!~


 No.133023

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>>133021

Having sex for only procreation is he sluttyst form of love beside yuri!


 No.133024

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>>133020

criminal justice?

>>133021

what about what?

math majors are not lame!

math majors drive nice cars

or something


 No.133025

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>>133023

I donno

gotta have some funsecks before you have the means to support kiddos


 No.133026

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>>133024

only a few of them!

stats majors are cool.

Engineers are fun.

Rocks make enough money to drive nice cars but don't because they'd rather drive useful cars. Unless they are oil people.


 No.133027

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>>133026

basically the end goal of advanced mathematics is a good corporate job

i will be a corporate person


 No.133028

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>>133024

You are an idiot.

>>133025

I don't really…. enjoy having sex though.


 No.133030

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>>133027

>i will be a corporate person

Shoot for the sky, kid!


 No.133031


 No.133033

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>>133028

no i'm not fuck you dude


 No.133035

File: 1455995901779.gif (277.09 KB, 240x287, 240:287, 1455769776336.gif)

SUP FAGGOTS AND MAGGOTS


 No.133051

>>132984

im glad for that lets hope it keeps getting better amd better

ja?


 No.133080

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>>133027

LAME!

Should be a scientist and make a difference int the world~

>>133028

fiiine


 No.133120

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Kinda wanna draw a Reimu doujin and at the second to last pic where the guy cums inside have Reimu screaming "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???"




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