No.135537
"It's not goodbye" Edition
alternately
"Tears are for queers" Edition
No.135546
>>135541
i thought you were talking about mm.. food
what were you talking about tho
No.135548
FUCKING CUCKED AGAIN
HOLY SHIT
No.135549
>>135548
luckily i forgot my thread number so no biggy
No.135550
nth for possible paranoia and persecution delusions
No.135551
Batteries~
>>135545
papers are just super easy to write nowadays
>>135546
you said mmm
mm is what you say when there is food
No.135552
No.135554
>>135542
I'll bet I'm taller and bigger than you.
>>135545
What's so funny about the number 2?!
I was 16 when I measured that my penis was 8" long… and that's funny? I AM CONFUSED.
No.135555
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>>135551
>that picture
unnf
No.135556
File: 1456109816662.jpg (820.28 KB, 1302x2000, 651:1000, 70965743481d873944b7093a45….jpg)
>>135542
haha thankyou
>>135544
*tucks you in*
>>135545
its cute, i like it like that
No.135557
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>>135551
I know, but you always leave them to late lol
>>135554
I read it like you measured it wrong,
No.135559
>>135548
Sorry Mika! How's you?
>>135551
Hello Bizarro-Noun
No.135560
>>135552
from everyone
it's like you're being crucified and you can do nothing but cry and cry and run away as fast as you can
of course it's not that bad now, but i'm trying to stop it
>>135538
run away and do what, though?
No.135561
>send sleepen to go set up some cameras deep in the forest
>he sets one up
>tell him to look behind him
>THE FUCKING RAKE IS RIGHT THERE
We both shit ourselves
No.135562
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No.135563
>>135557
I can't imagine how terrible something so small would be to have.
No.135564
>>135553
of course!
>>135555
pantyhose are the best
>>135557
Sooo?
No.135565
GASTASG CZTTUBGE EGDGE PEEPESHWOW
No.135566
>>135558
goodnight
>>135560
no i mean stealing alcohol
>>135564
yeah
No.135569
How is everyone doing tonight?
No.135570
>>135569
good!
my head isnt hurting anymore!
No.135571
>>135569
I wish I was dead!
No.135574
>>135569
Hey dunny, speak to you soon and goodluck <3
No.135575
>>135566
don't get caught by your parents and dragged to the store where you stole the alcohol to make repentance
that is all
No.135576
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No.135577
>tfw my bf only let me edge and not cum <3
No.135578
>>135570
Had headache troubles? Glad that's passed; I'm not a fan of that type of aggravation
>>135571
Well I wish you were alive! So there!
>>135572
Good night Magi!
No.135579
>>135572
goodnight
>>135575
no i mean stealing it from my parents obviously
i'm not going to rob a store
No.135580
No.135581
No.135582
No.135583
>>135579
oh
in that case
go ahead?
No.135584
>>135577
lewd as shit nigga
No.135585
>>135578
hangover troubles!
No.135586
>>135583
ive never had alcohol before
No.135587
i did something unchristian…
good thing im a pagan
No.135588
>>135586
eh, are you an addictive sort of person or no?
>>135587
l
e
w
d
No.135589
im cryi because ms tummy hurts
No.135590
File: 1456110574913.jpg (171.64 KB, 850x924, 425:462, sample-99aad3d4e5dec3717ce….jpg)
fuck every country other than america and germany
No.135591
>>135585
The best cure for a hangover is more alcohol tbh
>>135586
Hello sci. Alcohol is nice, in moderation!
>>135589
Here's your (you)
No.135592
>>135588
doesnt mean its lewd
pervert
No.135593
No.135594
>>135588
very
>>135590
fuck every country
>>135591
suicide would be a lot easier but i'm too afraid
No.135595
>>135592
I can't imagine any other real category you'd realistically do, so it was.
No.135596
>>135595
Gluttony
i ate like 4 burritos and 3 bologna sandwiches tonight
No.135597
>>135592
*look of doubt*
>>135594
oh
well, then, if you do, then try to take it slow
No.135598
>>135596
Well I'll be damned, didn't take you for a glutton.
No.135599
>>135597
i'm just being weak right now
i will do my best not to do it ever
No.135600
>>135597
PERVERT
>>135598
I really
really
like microwavable burritos
No.135601
>>135600
ur going 2 hell dood
No.135602
>>135594
Suicide is never an option, and this is coming from someone who was suicidal to the point of almost being successful once or twice
I know it can be very hard, almost impossible to see any good when you're in a funk THAT bad. But all things pass, friend. There are things to live for that might not be apparent immediately, we just need to soldier on and fight the good fight
No.135603
File: 1456111073333.jpg (139.3 KB, 1024x577, 1024:577, marika_tachibana__nisekoi_….jpg)
No.135604
>>135601
Im gonna eat 3 more
I lost like 10 lbs i earned this
No.135605
>>135599
stay strong!
>>135600
am not! i think!
No.135606
>>135604
satan is sooooo going to rape the SHIT out of you dude
No.135607
>>135604
>tfw burt is an adorable drunk
No.135608
>>135602
of course it's an option
>>135605
we'll see
No.135609
>>135605
LEWD
E
W
D
>>135606
I am going to Valhalla buddy
>>135607
FUCK
MY SECRET
No.135610
>>135596
Well, damn, Burt. That is a LOT. I have eaten more in a day, but still, that is a fuckin' lot.
No.135611
>>135600
So do I, but usually eat only 3 at a time at most.
No.135612
>>135609
U
R
GO
2
H * L L
←— lol u when ur in hell
No.135613
>>135609
weak gluttony
you aren't a true glutton until you eat everything around you and then you feel guilty about it!
No.135614
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>135608
Stepped off a chair so he could learn to let loose
Learn to let loose before the pendulum wore off
In his final sound a gurgle and a cough
In his final words the pendulum wore off
Stepped off a building to find some concrete evidence
Concrete evidence that he'd ever make an impact
Fiction splattered into
Fiction splattered into fact, fact
And his fiction splattered into
Another sidewalk painting on display
Stepped off a bridge so he could make a splash
To make a splash he had to flounder like a fish out of water
Another lamb that chose the slaughter
Stepped off a chair so he could learn to let loose
Learn to let loose before the pendulum wore off
And his final sound
Stepped off the platform and he briefly made
Yeah, he briefly made the news
It made the news and he made
The trains run fifteen minutes late, oh
Oh, what a price to pay
The trains were fifteen minutes late
Oh, what a price to pay
To be the author of your fate
The trains were fifteen minutes late
To be the author of your fate
The trains were fifteen minutes late
To be the author of your fate
C'est la vie
A drooling old bitch and a house full of lies
C'est la vie
The little things that kill you, make you glad to be alive
C'est la vie
Disease in your genes and ocean levels on the rise
C'est la vie
Sing a song of living, before everybody dies
No.135615
>>135610
I FUCKING LOVE THESE BURRITOS
>>135611
same
put three in the nuke then eat them and feel fat. but now i want more
>>135612
Helheim*
No.135617
>>135615
My metabolism is really fast, so I don't ever gain weight from it.
No.135618
autistically sang twinkle twinkle little star to my bf my face is still super red and im super nervous now ;_; A-at;east he said he liked it right??
No.135620
>>135618
homo as shit
lol he must have thought "omg what a little qt"
fug that's cute dude don't say shit like that to me
No.135621
>>135615
Uhh, I was wanting to mean I have eaten more food in general in a day rather than more burritos, oops. lol
No.135622
>>135619
It's never worth it
No.135623
>>135617
Fatty
I used to eat and drink unhealthy as shit but weighed 150 at 6ft when i was in the army and I couldn't exercises dues to my profile and now i am making my way back down
No.135624
>>135621
I
LOVE
THESE
BURRITOS
No.135625
>>135624
little burrito whore
No.135626
>>135622
so what if it isn't
later
No.135627
>>135620
W-well he did say it was really cute and that he loved it……
No.135628
>>135627
is he asleep now?
No.135629
>>135625
I am 6'20'' fucking killing for fun
not little
No.135630
>>135626
I hope you feel better, sci
No.135631
>>135629
LITTLE
BURRITO
WHORE
No.135632
>>135628
he is in bed but we are still on mic but yes i think he is asleep by now
>>135630
hi Dunsel <3
No.135633
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hmm, time to do vidya and finish my homework at a time when i should be asleep…
No.135634
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No.135635
>>135632
hai date, how are you doing?
No.135636
>>135635
im on cloud 9!!!
:3 spent a really sweet night with my bf and I-i even sang to him >////<
and he is in bed right now while we are on mic!
No.135637
>>135631
I will beat you to death with a tomahawk
No.135639
>ask sleepen to go check out this castle we discover while I stayed back to snipe whatever went in
>he goes in
>don't hear from him for a couple minutes
>hear a couple gunshots
>venture inside
>find his dead body on the top floor
I'm sorry… ;_;
No.135640
>>135638
Tsuyuchan my love
No.135641
>>135637
i'll beat the cum out of you with my mouth faggot
No.135642
>>135636
I'm happy to hear that! Sounds adorable as fug, one day I hope to have a qt to sing to
>>135637
>wouldn't throw the tomahawk from a thousand feet away, striking a killing blow to the forehead
Burt come on
No.135643
>>135640
Shut up nerd, im going back to lurking
No.135644
IM NOT FUCKING GAY
I JUST THINK ABOUT BOYS A LOT AND WANT TO KISS THEM AND SUCK COCK
LIKE I REALLY WANT TO SUCK COCK REALLY BAD
No.135645
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>>135642
it was really auttistic >////<
he was making me really nervous ……
No.135646
>>135639
Fucking terrifying
No.135647
>>135641
jokes on you I already came
i was prepared for that.
>>135642
Ill tomahawk you from 2000ft lovingly
>>135643
Ill lurk you
No.135648
>>135647
Truely, Burt has the best webms.
No.135649
>>135639
I went in alone like you asked Noun, but I wasn't prepared for what I saw…
No.135650
File: 1456112967167.jpg (45.24 KB, 960x853, 960:853, 12670045_973365929416551_6….jpg)
>tfw pull back your foreskin and it feels good
No.135652
>>135647
Only nerds do that, bai now
No.135653
>>135646
The game is very spooky.
>>135649
I wish there was perma death and you couldn't respawn. I wanted to go all Arnold Schwarzenegger after you died. Setting up traps and shit forcing it to hunt me so I could kill it.
No.135655
>>135650
I know that feel, bro
Hooded warriors, unite
No.135656
>>135653
Tomorrow will be different!
Next time the bait (me) wont end up dead and alone in a cold, dark castle…
We will hunt that thing down.
No.135657
>>135655
Aww you're adorable.
No.135658
>bf is asleep on mic and i have to be really quiet so i wont wake him up :3
im just too happy >///<
No.135659
>>135658
fug
is he making cute noises?
No.135660
>>135658
Now i feel lonely…
No.135661
>>135659
not much but a he did makea couple
ahhhh
im blushing this whole time!
total bliss i say!!!
No.135666
No.135667
>>135665
the number of the shrine maiden!
No.135668
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No.135670
No.135671
>>135666
DUNSEEEEEEEEEEL! PICTURES. NOW.
No.135672
>>135666
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK SHIT
FUCK
CUNT FUCK FUCK
GOD DAMMIT
SHIT
No.135673
>>135665
I don't want to be batteries!
No.135675
>>135671
Keep your skirt on… I'm almost finished with this battle
>>135672
U snooze, u looze :^)
No.135676
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>>135663
>>135666
That's what I expected!
No.135678
>tfw bought Rain black ops 3 and he's installing
>tfw we're going to own it up in multiplayer tomorrow
It's gonna be so much fun!
No.135681
>tfw can't figure out how to connect my 3ds to the wifi
I feel dumb as hell
No.135684
>>135679
Jacking off on camera makes me so happy!
No.135687
No.135689
>tfw watched first episode of Dagashi Kashi and finds it cringeworthy.
Doesn't seem like my kind of show…
No.135692
>>135689
i want to watch it for that hot slut hotaru
No.135693
>>135686
nothing things are really slow right now
No.135695
>>135690
>>135694
Put the hat back on, you'd look like a pirate that couldn't afford a boat or a real parrot.
No.135696
Keep your grasses awwn
And it wiiiiill be woouuun
Theres no fame
Theres no shame
Ees uuhp to yew
No.135698
>>135696
Ah, the wonders of horribly unrelated anime theme songs…
No.135699
>>135693
Yea I understand how you feel
No.135700
>>135697
i like webms burt, but i can't tell what yours are about
like in this one, are you the horrible seaweed creature, or the guy?
No.135703
>>135701
>Cuts off before the best part
No.135704
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>135702
Oh, I was referring to this
<====
No.135706
>>135703
give me a second i need to remake the mangina part i thought i had a seperate webm of it
im a failure
No.135707
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
…So we are posting music, eh?
Here's another, then!
No.135709
No.135710
>>135706
Its ok we can be failures together
No.135712
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Best song
>>135710
Thats good
I like that at least.
No.135713
No.135714
>dark souls 3 preorder is out
>IT COMES OUT APRIL 11TH
Holy SHIT I need to replay Dark Souls 2. If anyone wants to replay it with me you can.
No.135715
…Well, as much as I would love to listen to music all night, I will have to go to bed to go to school tomorrow (which, oddly, I am looking forward to…)
No.135716
>>135713
Row row Figh the power!
No.135717
>>135715
Sleep well and have a great day at school, kid.
No.135718
OS: Windows 7 SP1 64bit, Windows 8.1 64bit Windows 10 64bit
Processor: Intel Core i5 2500 3.1 GHz / AMD® A8 3870 3,6 Ghz
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce GTX 465 / ATI Radeon TM HD 6870
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 50 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
Oh, nevermind….
No.135719
No.135720
>>135718
…Copied and pasted…
Going to bed nao!
No.135721
No.135722
fuck i have to go to sleep
No.135726
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>alcohol tolerance is back
No.135727
for a board called "lewd" this doesn't seem like a very lewd place
I've been lied to
No.135729
>>135727
its slow
wanna make it lewd little buddy?
No.135732
>>135730
>Straight up posting porn
You mad man
No.135734
>>135733
MY AR HAS FLIP UP SIGHTS AND A QUAD RAIL SYSTEM(before the SAFE act)
Just sating
No.135736
No.135738
>waiting until 1 to do homework
I am smurt
No.135740
>>135738
At least you do your homework. I relied on tests and schoolwork. Fuck homework.
No.135741
>>135739
what am I doing to myself?
No.135742
>>135740
that's why I'm the noun with the NASA internship~
No.135745
>>135742
And IM the Noun with the gun.
No.135746
>>135744
Time to watch a movie cya nerd
No.135747
>>135743
>>135745
>I just realized that I left the stuff I needed on campus
FUCK
No.135749
>>135746
EVERY
TIME
YOU LEAVE ME
No.135750
>>135747
I hate you Noun² .
No.135751
>>135748
good thing I know that professor really well and can convince him to let me give it to him late
>>135750
b-but why
No.135752
hey
goodnight people i love
No.135753
>>135751
Good. Don't fail anything.
>>135750
Don't be mean to my counterpart!
No.135754
>>135753
oh, I'm not going to fail anything
No.135755
File: 1456121728234.png (577.85 KB, 800x1051, 800:1051, 35f61a4eaad932be44e0b05781….png)
Now I do think Micchy might hate me and I'm trying to figure out who from my past he is
No.135756
>>135755
I don't know how anyone could hate you. You seem so sweet.
No.135757
>>135756
I donno, Soto could probably tell you better than I can
I don't think I do anything directly hostile, but some people just don't like the way I act
No.135758
>>135757
I know how that is. Although I'm more directly hostile tbh. I could ask him if you wanted.
No.135759
File: 1456122084584.png (1.45 MB, 1000x1415, 200:283, f18900502effb20d1fdcce90cf….png)
And where is everyone, it isn't even very late in the US
I wanna see what this pic looks like big
No.135760
>>135758
one reason may be that I have historically reacted really badly to people hating me
it makes me feel like shit because I start to think there is something wrong with me
you can if you want, and I could also just be reading too far into it. He asked to add me on steam, then stopped talking to me after I said I was Cato.
and now he's been leaving the thread when I enter
but I am probably reading too much into it
Have I said that I don't react well to people hating me?
No.135761
>>135759
How is midnight not late?
No.135762
>>135760
I honestly don't think he hates you or dislikes you. He thought that you were me the entire time you two were talking to each other. What's your steam Cato? I want to add you. I think we could be good friends.
>>135761
fuck off normie reeeee
No.135763
>>135761
generally, people that on image boards are boarderline insomniacs, so most places I have been to are active until ~3
No.135765
>>135762
Uhm, hi to you too!
>>135763
Yeah, but that just means today they went to sleep normally, don't wish them to stay up!
No.135766
Good night, /lewd/
I'll see you all in a month. You're always in my thoughts, all of you! I'll try to be strong
Fight the good fight every day and don't ever for a second think you're not good enough. We can accomplish anything, because our potential is limitless. Everyone has the strength within them to overcome; it's up to the individual to light that fire inside and let it burn white hot
So let's burn! What are you waiting for?! Show this world what you've got, and never settle for anything less than victory!
I love you all. I'll miss you guys
No.135767
>>135765
How are you Gropy?
>>135764
Added.
No.135769
>>135765
thanks for that image, I will make good use of it
No.135770
>>135766
Until then, friend. Take care!
>>135768
Great song.. LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING MH4!
No.135771
>>135766
love you dunsel
ill keep the date
No.135772
>>135767
Alright, about to go to work, you noun?
>>135769
Does that mean you're going to sleep?
>>135771
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No.135773
>>135772
Wait, why does it not have a background
that is one that would do well with a background
No.135774
>>135772
I don't like complaining about anything that's not physical. Just about to go back to watching The God of Cookery then I might head off to sleep. Have a good day at work.
No.135775
>>135766
wait, where are you going?!
Batteries!
No.135776
>>135773
What'd you mean background?
>>135774
Why dont you like complaining about that? You know Noun, if you ever have to vent; vent to me! I'll make you feel okay in no time.
No.135777
>>135774
COME BACK NOUN
EVERYONE I WAS JUST TALKING TO ON STEAM LEFT
IT'S RUDE TO LEAVE LIKE THAT!
No.135778
>>135776
I just don't really like talking about that stuff with people. Physical pain is much easier to complain about! Like say a headache or something silly like that.
No.135779
>>135766
Take care Dunsel, hopefully I'll see you then!
No.135780
>>135776
the PNG image has no background
so if you put it in front of a black screen, it won't look very good
No.135781
>>135780
put your own background behind it you baka
No.135782
>>135766
See you round man
No.135783
>>135781
but but
the only reason to not have a background is if you want to put it ontop of something
and you woldn't put a complex image like that on top of something
I mean, if it was only one character it would make sense, but it isn't!
No.135786
>>135784
shut up you nigger!!!!
No.135787
No.135788
>>135785
Try and lay down, it'll make you tired! Stop looking at that blue scene.
>>135786
What's so important right now, that you can't do it tomorrow?
No.135789
>>135788
im talking with a bunch of autists in tinychat
No.135791
>>135788
If people wants to have a fucked up sleep schedule. Let them.
No.135792
>>135788
But I'm getting a nice LED tan. Why would I want to do that?
No.135793
>>135790
hi love
>>135791
I want to fuck them up tho.
>>135792
Because blue light makes you stay awake! Don't you have work tomorrow?
No.135794
No.135796
>>135793
No I work tuesdays and thursday-saturday. I don't have to be at work until 4pm which is great because I can stay up as long as I want.
No.135797
>>135795
I'll be back in an hour, Nouny2.
No.135798
>>135793
doing well today?
you better be
No.135799
>>135797
I will hopefully be in bed by then
No.135800
>>135795
Distract from what?
>>135796
wagecuck
>>135798
doing pretty good! Atleast until I leave for work, what about you?
No.135801
>>135800
just trying to figure out who I am, man.
No.135802
>>135800
If you'll excuse me I'm going to leave so I can go listen to some music then watch this movie.
No.135803
>>135800
deciding whether or not to sleep
No.135804
>>135801
Ive done since I finished highschool, but now next year when I start eduaction again maybe I'll find out!
Have you had any luck?
>>135802
Get two scenes.
>>135803
Whats so important tonight that you can't do tomorrow?
No.135805
>>135804
Nothing
if I kill time untill I want to sleep, I will fall asleep faster
No.135806
>>135804
No, not much.
I'm not even sure about my own hobbies and interests, sometimes.
No.135807
>>135805
Dont you have anything to do; doing the day?
>>135806
Damn, maybe if you stopped being so self concious itll be better? No reason to think so hard over this!
No.135808
>>135807
Yeah, I need to work on how much I doubt myself, too.
no easy way to do that though!
No.135809
>>135804
My job only pays enough for a New 3ds XL.
No.135810
>>135807
Everything I didnt do this weekend!
No.135811
>>135808
just stop caring! Thats what I do
>>135809
Lmao
>tfw going to spend 2k on a new desk, chair and laptop
>>135810
what didnt you do?
No.135813
You guys are a lost course, im off
No.135814
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No.135815
>Be me
>Sees Umaru avatar in hg
>Immediately associates them with Hailey
Just fuck my shit up!
No.135816
God of Cookery is such a fucking great movie.
No.135817
>>135751
Oh fine. I guess i don't hate you.
No.135819
I cant tell who is more weird
/aneki/ or /lewd/
No.135820
>>135819
I was on both
so it's tough to say
No.135821
>>135820
I was on aneki long before its creation, so I really only have experience from that side
but it is also waaaaaaaay different now
No.135822
All is alright, and pain means nothing with the right mindset.
No.135823
>>135821
things are different
but I can say with complete honesty I do not miss the 4chan threads.
No.135824
come on let's get lewd
take off your pants and jacket
No.135825
>>135818
>The most renowned and feared chef in the world loses his title of God of Cookery because of his pompous attitude. Humbled he sets out to reclaim his title.
It's really absurd and funny. From the director of Kungfu Hustle.
>>135822
As T.E. Lawrence once said, "The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
>>135824
I live inf Florida so I'm not wearing a jacket. How about I just take off my shirt?
No.135826
>>135825
I live in florida too
wanna fuck?
No.135827
>>135824
my pants and jacket are already off
No.135829
No.135830
>>135825
I should watch it then
No.135831
>>135827
prove it
pics
>>135828
okay
>>135829
where in florida?
No.135832
>>135823
I did stay away from those, though
I only posted in /p/ for the first bit of 2011 and then the /b/ pony threads until the bans started
No.135833
>>135831
I was betray
>Cody
No.135834
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No.135835
>>135833
I don't understand
>>135834
I was expecting a different kind of photo
I am disappointed
No.135836
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>>135835
something more like this?
No.135837
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No.135838
No.135839
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No.135840
No.135841
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No.135844
>>135842
Keep forgetting to try out that game
>>135843
You should be sleep!
No.135846
>>135845
Sit the fuck down UK.
No.135848
>>135844
you should get on steam!
No.135849
>>135840
what would you like to see?
No.135850
No.135852
>>135848
I stayed up to long and now im getting hungry again. I will use it on my phone once I get back in the bed before I try again.
No.135854
peeenis weenis my friend haha ;)
not my penis but my weeenis! :D
hahaha ;p
No.135855
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chicken korma a truly british meal
No.135856
No.135857
>>135850
I won't get in trouble for that will i~?
No.135858
>>135857
not at all, this is /lewd/ for a reason
No.135860
>>135859
thank you and good night
No.135861
No.135862
>>135861
don't mind him
he collects those
No.135863
>>135861
We call him "Mika the Cocksleeve" for a reason, friendo!
No.135864
>>135863
mika - "I can fit five more in!" - cocksleeve
No.135865
>>135864
that was said just after the preceding 5
No.135866
Umm goodnight EVERYone, and morning for some people
No.135867
Toksa /lewd/.
>>135866
Good night. I'm gonna head off too.
No.135870
>feel like puking anymoment
Ystill drunk as fuck
>havr to go outside
for fucks sake
No.135881
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my computer just blue screened
I blame niggers
No.135882
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Morning lewd!!
its actually raining where i live, so i have my window open and im enjoying the cool breeze!!
how is everyone?
No.135883
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>>135882
you're going to get all wet
No.135884
>>135883
nah, my window is positioned where the water wont go in it so its ok, how are you spider?
No.135885
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>>135884
I'm o.k enough, just bullying some slut, what you got going on today?
No.135886
>>135885
ah well its barely going to be 7am for me and my bf is headed to work so for now just maybe grab some breakfast and just be on my pc, i cant do my morning run cause its raining so ill take it super easy today :D
No.135887
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>>135886
sure you can just change your clothes afterwards
No.135888
>>135887
yeah but thing is ive been having the sniffles for some days now and i dont want to get sick :T
No.135889
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>>135888
you've already got a sickness though so it's fine
No.135890
>>135889
:I
maybe but i dont like being sick D:
it feels bad
No.135891
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>>135890
I bet you feel good though
No.135892
>>135891
well my current emotional state
yes i feel great!
No.135893
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No.135900
>>135893
ahhh how rude of me i fell asleep for a bit in my desk sorry spider!
that was rude of me ;_;
No.135902
No.135903
>>135902
no im ok i promise!
i got something to eat so ill be A-ok!
No.135906
>>135903
nope you're already ded
No.135907
>>135906
no no no im still here alive well and happy!
No.135908
>>135907
I can still hear them on the winds
No.135909
No.135910
>>135909
they're like a faded memory
No.136033
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No.136078
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No.136134
>>136033
Sorry I was fingering my asshole.