No.137240
sexy shower time
behave yourselves
No.137241
>>137228
Yes, but one could argue that it is naiive to then pledge yourself to someone you hardly /truly/ know.
I'm not against it, but it is a bit drastic after such a short amount of time in my eyes.
No.137242
>>137233
>you didn't post the song I sent you on steam…
>>137235
I've upgraded my great sword twice you bitch. I'll wreck you.
No.137244
>>137242
>implying your bitch sword can handle my shit
No.137245
>>137238
Get it up
>>137242
>Implying im on steam
No.137246
>>137241
i mean im not saying im getting married next week to my bf or anything, we know each other for about 4 months now and barely got together this month, either way if it takes 1 month or 10 years im waiting til i get married
No.137247
>>137242
>I've upgraded my great sword twice
Cucked again.
No.137248
>>137245
You better be on for tonight silly.
>>137247
It can 1 shot jaggias now.
No.137249
>>137246
Aww. I'm so proud of you.
No.137250
I can't wait to find Revy irl.
No.137251
I sneezed 4 times in a row and im all light headed now =w=
No.137252
>>137250
Do not speak like that.
>>137251
Are you catching a cold?
No.137253
>>137248
Im on now and yea yea im not that big of a baby to skip something spooky!
>>137250
Never ever!
No.137254
>>137252
Yes my nose is all stuffys and I have a cough
No.137255
>>137252
>>137253
I can't wait to find Nouny irl and bully him.
No.137256
I think it's been a month
No.137257
>>137256
It's been longer!
How do you feel?
No.137258
>>137256
it hasn't even been a week….
No.137259
>>137255
Neever ever!!
>>137256
It has! Welcome back
No.137260
FUCK off if you're talking about my waifu like that.
No.137261
>>137260
Tell 'em how it is son!
No.137262
>>137260
Death to revy! Koko taking over!
No.137263
>>137254
Hope you get better.
No.137264
>>137257
I never felt bad I just wanted to fix some things with how I am and I wanted to see if not going on boards would fix my attention span a bit and it works. So I'm just gonna refrain from spending so much time here.
>>137258
a month is 4 weeks
I was gone for 3 days
3 x 24 = 72 weeks
>>137259
I like it here more than my other ways to waste time
No.137265
>>137254
Get some vaseline and put it on your nose. Don't rub it in, just leave it there for a while (say 5 hours?) and your cold will go away.
>>137262
No our waifus must co-exist damn you!
No.137266
>>137263
Thanks ! I'm taking a bunch of medicine and stuffs so hopefully it'll be gone soon, the back and forth traveling this past week didn't help
<3
No.137267
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>>137264
that's not how it works
No.137269
>>137264
Did you make a new steam because I need to talk to you.
No.137270
>>137265
Balalaika time?
Balalaika time.
No.137272
>>137264
Good to see you again
>>137265
Dats cool mane, revy will be an old lady once koko got older
>>137268
Your motivation!
No.137273
>>137269
no I'm done with that. I'm using the one I'm on but I'm not adding anyone back. I like being able to pick when I socialize and it gets in the way of other things too much.
No.137276
>>137273
Done with us then?
No.137277
>>137274
God created cake. Everything else is a part of evolution.
No.137278
>>137273
Do you not realize how much he cares about you? At least let him talk to you one last time before you disappear into the night again. At least give him that much damn it.
No.137279
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>>137264
Welcome back Brat <3
No.137280
>>137274
There needs to be more boys playing with their asses here. We should all do it.
No.137281
>>137275
Nice ants
>>137277
Yo
>>137280
Please accept this bigger one
No.137282
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No.137283
>>137277
Strong 77. I liked that one.
No.137285
>tfw trying to learn german for a month and my short attention span doesn't let me go more than 10 mins before i give up
how can i focus more on what im doing?
;_;
No.137288
>>137284
That's a pretty good movie.
No.137289
>>137286
>>137288
here is one with sound
No.137290
>>137289
>>137289
It's funny because he doesn't get that it's just a model. That was a good movie.
No.137291
>>137290
I like this movie too.
No.137293
>>137290
Yeah its was pretty funny, i kinda want to see the 2nd one
>>137291
and then?
No.137295
>>137293
Yeah it was classic 90s shit… I like the scene with the pizza.
No.137296
>>137294
Wow that image made me fall out of my chair!
No.137297
8ch broken big time :s
>>137294
kek
No.137298
>>137294
>>137295
where they stick it to the ceiling?
No.137299
>>137298
Yup that's the scene. The movie had a chihuahua in it as well which was quite amusing.
No.137300
>>137299
i am gonna have to rewatch it now
No.137301
>>137300
That was classic. The speaker box scene is good as well. I like the part where he rips out the speakerbox.
No.137304
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AHHHH ALL NOUNS ARE CAPITALIZED IN GERMAN!!
HOW CAN I FORGET
No.137306
beg yer pardon have you seen my memes?
No.137310
>>137306
You have the best memes.
No.137311
>>137310
Oh god im crying my son loves his new 3ds xl. It's so important to enjoy what you purchase.
No.137314
>>137313
I suggest you buy phoenix wright 5 off the store immediately. It's a great game. I hope you play it one day my son… Otherwise you'll break my heart.
No.137315
>>137307
wow rude
>>137308
*chuckle*
>>137309
But then.. Anakin would be Jewish!
>>137310
Dankjewel meneer
>>137312
GIVE THEM BACH
No.137317
>>137316
Every morning i wake up the first thing i do is play with my ass! Then ejaculate to orgasm.
No.137319
>>137317
Sounds like a good way to wake up
No.137320
>>137319
Yes i love my waifu. I finger my asshole to her wallscroll when i see it. I let her dominate me like this.
No.137323
>>137321
Put some clothes on slut
No.137324
>>137321
>>137322
Sabre needs to get NATIVE'd by Noun.
No.137325
>>137323
Says the biggest slut of them all!
No.137326
>>137324
My son is an alpha male!
No.137327
>>137320
And so you should, a waifu should keep you satisfied
No.137328
>>137325
I am sluttyr then the Virgin Mary
No.137329
No.137330
>>137322
Perfect.
>>137324
How about no.
>>137325
Burt is pu-re.
>>137326
Your son is a cuckold.
No.137331
No.137332
>>137324
You cant handle Saber
No.137333
>>137327
You see it the same way as me!
>>137328
Aww Im sorry. I thought you were a whore.
No.137334
>>137316
So the jews will bring balance to the world..
>>137318
please? :c
>>137321
mellow
No.137336
>>137330
How dare you. This is his board so you should respect him!
No.137337
>>137335
Well I can acknowledge my mistake bro. I see you say you are slutty.
No.137338
>>137336
This is my board, we've gone over this.
No.137340
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No.137341
>>137338
Ooh… I hate you! Don't take my son's board hostage!
No.137343
>>137341
Too late, it is mine and I demand infinite virgins.
No.137344
>>137343
>>>137343
>You're evil!
No.137345
>>137344
Sorry I didn't mean to greentext "You're evil!".
No.137347
>>137340
hehe
>>137342
Yes thank you thank you C:
No.137348
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No.137350
>>137349
Yes he's a handsome young man. Just like my son!
No.137352
>>137344
>>137345
Hand 'em over, boy.
No.137354
>>137347
Can I have them back now?
No.137355
>>137353
Aww. Reminds me of phantasy star.
No.137357
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No.137358
>>137356
Took his memes on accident
No.137359
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>>137358
well you're about to take this dick
No.137360
>>137357
You played the original PSO?
No.137361
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>>137360
No just seen footage of it before, but It was fairly common in older games to have that kind of sky. Especially in dreamcast/ps2 games
No.137363
>>137359
That is a wonderful meme but im gonna have to decline nerd
No.137365
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>>137363
smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes
No.137366
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No.137367
>>137350
good parenting
>>137354
nuhuh!
No.137368
>>137361
Yeah that's true when you mention it. I never played much of PSO1, but I do love Universe, Portable, and PSO2.
No.137369
Don't come around here no moooooore.
No.137370
>>137365
Open smile with faces
>>137367
Give them bacck!! I got my name on them!
No.137372
>>137370
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
No.137374
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG.
No.137375
>>137370
*swallows all memes*
No.137376
>>137375
This will always be my favorite meme.
No.137377
>>137371
>>137372
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((D)))))))))):
>>137374
Get out of here nerd
>>137375
….they wont stop me, you're gonna make me do the extreme!
No.137378
>>137376
one of my dire moments..
>>137377
tsk you wouldn't
No.137379
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>>137377
I think I've gone insane with smiley faces with open mouths and smiley eyes
No.137380
>>137377
I'm going to scare you tonight.
No.137383
>less than 2 hours until bf heads home
:3
i got butterflies in my stomach
No.137384
So how are we all doing today?
No.137385
>>137381
>>137382
He did it twice.
No.137386
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>>137378
I would…open that mouth!
>>137379
D:D
>>137380
Sleepen said he would protect me..
>>137381
>>137382
No.137388
No.137392
>>137390
Dont let me beat you up!
>>137391
*Sends to much help*
No.137394
>>137392
send all the help
No.137395
gonna go now. nini everyone <3
No.137396
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>>137393
This is your last chance, cough up the memes and I wont have to put my hand down your throat!
>>137394
help sending me to help
>>137395
Night night
No.137398
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No.137402
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>>137400
Hmph I hope those memes were worth it!
No.137403
>>137386
Sleepen can do nothing to protect you from these guns.
No.137405
No.137406
>>137403
I ber sleepen could beat you up too!
>>137404
No.137407
time to read n sleep gaiys
ni ni
>>137405
*laff*
>>137406
bai abai
No.137410
I'd like to share im tired now from jacking off.
No.137411
>>137406
I watched a lot of Jackie Chan movies so I don't think anyone can beat me up.
>>137407
Good night Tokai!
No.137413
Brat
Promise me that within one year you will come to me and tell me if you are better for it all, and be truthful.
..Also don't hesitate to post here on my account, you're liked, enjoy it.
No.137414
>>137410
Tired? you should have more stamina than that
No.137419
>>137414
How could you say such a thing senpai?! Don't talk about my stamina!
No.137421
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>>137419
How tired are you?
No.137426
>>137423
You gotta work on that
No.137427
>>137424
>>137425
Nothing much, im gonna go for a bit now. Cya later
No.137429
>>137427
ah okay
see you, then
No.137431
>>137426
Aww you're embarrassing me.
No.137432
File: 1456267403558.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)

>>137427
See you later Bit <3
>>137431
Aww I'm sorry
No.137436
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No.137437
I too would like to see the magi stockings.
No.137439
I think Date filtered me
Where did I go wrong, Grids?
No.137440
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>>137437
Hey Grids <3
Hows things with you?
>>137439
I wonder.. kek
No.137441
>>137413
what good would come out of that though? I'm not going to go any further but knowing I've been successful won't make me or you happy. I also don't want to see where your future takes you, I think that's if anything what I should learn from the past is to not get involved anymore after the fact. I'm not talking anymore about it though and neither should you, it's not the place for it.
No.137442
>>137440
I didn't do anything wrong
Some people just can't handle the truth I guess
No.137443
>>137442
You were trolling, and Date didn't like it, you're lucky I know what your like. lol
No.137444
>>137439
IDK, maybe because you are a sex crazed net whore, jk.
>>137440
things are good, learning about tank strategy, and then instantly recognizing how all the strategies and curfuffles in GuP are based on actual fights during WWII and beyond.
how are you Ɛ>_<3 and I just made two hearts into a face with big ears.
No.137446
>>137441
I haven't forgotten any of my exes, and love never truly dies over time. If you're happy in a year I will feel better, released from a burden. If you're worse for it, I will learn from that and it will set me in the right direction. It would be the least you could do for me, as someone I love. My future 1 year from now isn't important because I haven't made any big decisions today, I just experienced yours. As selfish as you want to be, just for this, you owe me. You owe me closure within a year, to see the truth of what we made.
No.137447
>no one wants to hunt monsters with me
>tfw… forgotten…
No.137448
Yo everybody! How are all of you?
No.137449
>>137443
>I know what your like
What am I like?
>>137444
SAY IT AINT SO
lol
No.137451
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No.137452
>>137450
Forget everything and buy a 3ds!!
No.137453
>>137449
IT'S SO-TO LOLOLOLOLOLOL
No.137454
>>137444
World war 2 stuff always fascinates me, I love watching documentaries on that stuff
I'm grand, a little tired at the minute, but I'll probably get my 2nd wind at some point. Was just watching a stream for farcry primal. The stream was quite entertaining, I'll probably start some anime soon
What about yourself?
>>137447
I would have if I'd still a 3ds
>>137448
Hey Drank <3
Hows you?
>>137449
You like shitposting
>>137450
Welcome back Bit <3
No.137455
>>137452
Fuck that you weak nerd!
No.137456
>>137450
Hey Bit! How are things?
>>137454
Hey MAGI. How are you?
No.137457
>>137446
I understand what you're saying about closure, but doing that will just unearth feelings from at the very least me. In a year I don't want to know who you're with or how happy you are. I want to think about how I enjoyed what we did, not what you went on to do.
No.137458
>>137454
Also, WWII shit fascinates me, too. As well as things from the Middle Ages, too.
No.137459
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>>137456
I'm grand, just a little tired tonight. Going to watch something but haven't decided exactly what yet
What about you?
No.137460
>>137456
Hmm pretty normal. What are you up to?
No.137461
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>>137454
I'm tired too, and I need to go to sleep, early tonight, because I gotta be up early tomorrow, so that I can find the people I need to do my qualifications with, so that I may go to section.
No.137462
>>137459
I am doing likewise. I am probably gonna continue on with Madoka Magica (as hard as it is for the moment. lol
>>137460
I am not up to much, just continuing watching a few animu and that's about it. lol
No.137463
>>137457
Imagine a world where in a year it's you who I'm happy with.
Either way, if I get no word from you that'd be a huge disappointment. Bitter, at the least.
No.137464
>>137462
Oh were you able to check out Boku dake?
No.137465
I'm going to go lay down in my bed for a bit.
Bit, you better be here when I come back!
No.137466
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>>137461
I'm sure you'll be fine, what qualifications are you going for?
>>137462
Just brave it and enjoy it if you can :)
No.137467
>>137465
Maybe, maybe not, cya later
No.137468
>>137466
3m 301, its a qualification I need to be able to do maintenance.
No.137469
>>137464
Ah, yeah. It seems interesting ATM. I finished Episode 1. Looks interesting ATM, may have to see more of it.
>>137466
Heh, thanks. Also, I saw ya mentioning something about being interested in WWII memorabilia and other items from that time period, yes? I am interested in the affair, too, as well as objects and lifestyle of people in the Middle Ages, as well.
No.137470
>>137468
I'm sure you'll do fine, you nervous?
No.137471
>>137470
no, I'm well qualified to do maintenance, I just need signatures to do so, it's more of the rest of the navy's qual than a reactor one.
No.137473
>>137469
Yeah, world war 2 is one thing that always interested me, my great grandfather fought in it, was captured at one point and he told me all about it growing up. Then I studied it in School etc. And I've seen tons of documentaries on it. The middles ages is cool too, though I'm not so well versed in it
>>137471
Nice, Well good luck <3 Though I don't think you'll need it, you seem to know what you are doing and a few signatures should come your way, no doubt about it :)
No.137474
>>137454
>mfw
>>137453
lmao
How's it hanging man?
No.137475
>>137469
I think you will be hooked soon, glad you enjoyed it so far
No.137479
Going to go lay down, catch you all later <3
No.137483
No.137484
>>137479
Sleep well
>>137480
I love milk
No.137485
>>137478
who is she? :o
>>137479
take care
>>137481
???
>>137482
hey
didja hear the news?
/dfasdf/ is officially an active board now
No.137486
>>137485
I did yeah
does this mean I can be an oldfag?
No.137488
>>137485
Nobody, just a sketch
No.137489
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No.137491
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>>137488
in that case who is the artist?
>>137489
you can tell the newfags stories like "i remember back when this board was just a few threads"
No.137492
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No.137493
>>137492
Anon. I've never had a name here.
No.137494
>>137493
ok well
which anon is this
No.137495
>>137494
I don't know. The anonymous one.
No.137496
>>137491
Some dude called Nyore I think well or chick.
No.137497
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>>137495
oh
>>137496
i didn't see anything in five seconds of google searching so i give up
it's cool lol
No.137498
No.137502
my picture didn't upload ;_ ;
No.137504
>>137501
8chan a shit right now
>>137503
No.137507
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No.137508
>customer looking for a book on the origin of some Scandinavian expressions
>showed her to the newly moved linguistics shelf and found her book
>she asked: "am I going to buy this?"
Somehow, "I don't know" was a funny response, but I've no idea what else I could've said.
No.137510
>>137508
I would like to turn in my Skandi points now Mr.Comedian
>>137509
Flash soon!!
No.137511
>>137508
I can't think of any other response, either.
No.137512
>>137510
>tfw Hal jordan has been mentioned twice in the arrowverse but they have no plans for him to show up
No.137513
>>137510
Oh? For what?
>>137511
I could've said, like, "I hope so"; but that wouldn't have been much of an answer either! She ended up buying it, in any case.
No.137514
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>>137473
yep, I got it under control.
>>137474
it's hanging well, got obliterated drunk last friday, and woke up still drunk on saturday 10 hours later.
>>137497
don't you know that the default anon is L-Lewdie here?
No.137515
A tow row row, how, hey ho, hows the mojo jojo?
No.137518
>>137513
I request something that wont hurt me in the future, got anything like that?
No.137519
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No.137520
>>137518
I could turn you into a human, and all I ask for is your voice!
No.137521
>>137513
Sale made, then.
No regrets.
>>137515
heya Blackjack
No.137522
File: 1456275332324.gif (527.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nao5seU8NY1t9kr5po2….gif)

>>137519
who is this anon?
No.137523
>>137520
Im already human you nerd! Explain when I get back in one hour. Cya later!
No.137524
>>137522
the same anon that always posts here, how do you not know this?
No.137525
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>>137524
but how do you know? its a anon.
No.137528
>feeling sad and tired my head hurts and i slept in the wrong side and my jaw is hurting
pls kill me
No.137529
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No.137531
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No.137532
im gonna hang out on the cool board
No.137533
>>137528
What's got you feeling sad, friend?
No.137535
>>137521
The trick was that I went to the shelf, picked up, and handed her the book she was looking for. People find it hard not to buy stuff when you do that!
>>137523
I was just making a The Little Mermaid reference! But alright, bye!
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No.137537
>>137535
well done, well done!
No.137538
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No.137539
>>137525
Anonymous is not technically anon on lewd, because L-Lewdie is the default anon, on lewd, so technically Anonymous is their name.
No.137541
>>137540
Get outta here with that.
No.137542
>>137541
You know it's true
No.137543
>>137540
did somebody say a cute cock?
No.137544
>>137541
You know it's true @
No.137545
No.137547
>>137543
He has a really cute cock
>>137545
You do !
No.137548
>>137545
the burden of proof is on you
No.137549
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>>137546
Do good. How you?
>>137547
I do not, you faggot.
No.137550
I need to confirm the cuteness of this cock.
But I have not yet seen it.
No.137551
>>137547
>>137549
can someone describe?
No.137552
>>137551
Really really big and shaved and cut and he has cute little balls too
n o h o m o
No.137553
>>137552
please tell me you saved the image
No.137554
>>137553
Of course I did and it makes my mouth water and makes me bite my lip every time I see it
n o h o m o
No.137555
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No.137556
>>137549
I do well, well indeed, and enjoying this description of your penis, even if you claim it not to be true.
No.137557
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>>137556
Grids, no! You're straight in my eyes.
No.137558
>>137547
>He has a really cute cock
So do you, though.
No.137559
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>>137552
wow wow wow, i need to see.
No.137561
No.137562
>>137560
It is, of course, just my opinion, but I am a bit of a connoisseur.
No.137563
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Add this to your custom CSS
No.137564
>>137562
i-i took another picture of it last week with a string around it and it makes my balls look small and stuffs and there's a bunch of cum on my tummy
No.137565
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>>137557
I'm bi, I likes the boys and the girls, but androgyny is my true fetish.
No.137566
>>137564
I'm not surprised, I expect you take dick pics more or less daily with your level of sluttiness.
No.137567
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>>137564
i like it when there cum on you're tummy
No.137568
>>137561
>tfw i have the cutest cock of them all
No.137569
>>137565
>I go out of my way to look androgynous
Damn.
No.137570
>>137566
I am not a slut !
>>137567
s-shut up
No.137571
>>137568
I need to see it.
No.137572
>>137570
>I am not a slut !
It's okay, Moe, you're among friends. You can admit it.
No.137573
>>137570
but its true it turned me on so much.
No.137574
>>137571
sorry only my bf has access to my body 24/7
No.137575
>>137564
How dare you keep this from us.
No.137576
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>>137569
oh boy, that's exciting,
I don't have the build or the face for that.
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No.137578
>>137535
>The Little Mermaid reference
No.137581
No.137582
well lewd im off for the night ciao <3
No.137583
>>137580
I thought everyone died!
>>137582
Peace!
No.137584
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>>137582
save the motherland comrade.
>>137581
it was a long pause between posts.
No.137585
>>137582
Germany isnt the motherland…
its the Fatherland fix your filename
>>137583
Well you could of done it in private! I walked in and saw that…
No.137586
>>137585
No you didn't…you did not see anything..
No.137587
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137585
imperial Germany best Germany
No.137588
>>137584
8chan's been having trouble today.
No.137589
>>137586
I saw it all…
>>137587
I want a pickelhaube
No.137590
>>137578
What? Poor Unfortunate Souls is one of the best villain songs ever written! In its genre, anyway.
No.137591
>>137589
whats the point of the spike?
No.137592
>>137589
No I said you didn't see anything…you might be sick and seeing things. Please take a seat
>>137590
Im gonna burn these skandi points if I cant use em
No.137593
>>137588
are you using sasha now?
No.137594
>>137592
You can use them, I'm just not entirely sure what for!
No.137595
>>137594
How could you give out points without knowing the rewards?!
No.137596
>>137591
To poke people with but probably just for looks
>>137592
I am sure I saw it but I'll sit down i guess…
No.137597
>>137595
I don't give out points, cosmic justice gives them out! I just know vaguely how many points people have!
No.137598
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>>137596
why dont they just use a bayonet kek
No.137599
>>137593
I used to
a long time ago
but yes
No.137600
>>137588
>today
I think you mean 8chan is always having trouble.
No.137601
>>137598
Cause putting a bayonet on your head is silly
No.137602
>>137596
Yes yes you might not feel well
>>137597
…well how many points do I need to receive a "Liking" potion I can poison somebody with?
No.137603
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>>137601
no i meant over head butting people with a spike.
No.137604
>>137602
Points don't work for that, that's mystic stuff. For a Liking potion, I'd need you to give me your ability to dream.
No.137605
>>137602
I dont see how me being sick would make me see that…
>>137603
Well I said that as a joke the spike was just cause it looked cool, I doubt it was ever intended to headbutt people with
No.137606
>>137600
I don't need a reminder like that
sometimes I just want to forget
No.137609
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Where does a man who wants to escape go
When he is strangled in the death throes
Of a life's noose tied too tight?
Never tire;
Here is the promised land you all have been waiting for
Electronic automatic milk and honey splayed all over
Over the rainbows we could not access before
No.137610
>>137607
>I am bed
How many people have slept on you?
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