No.137613
>>137604
Take it!
>>137605
You were seeing illusions
No.137614
i am now countryless!
muahahahahahahahaha…
No.137615
awww shit that was Daisies
I SAW THAT
No.137616
>>137613
But why of you doing that?
No.137617
>>137613
Well, it turns out I'm an evil witch, so when you gave me your ability to dream you also gave me your dream of having a Liking potion. gg no re
No.137619
>>137615
what was daisies?!
No.137621
>>137616
Uhh I should be asking you that you pervert
>>137617
Oh :( guess its time to die alone
No.137622
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>>137620
i have two right now and its so yummy
No.137623
>>137621
Don't be silly, it's nowhere close! It'll be years until it's time to die alone!
No.137624
>>137619
your first post
I saw it!
Good evening!
>>137622
Two pizzas?
two slices of pizza?
No.137625
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>>137624
T W O W H OL L E P I Z Z A S
No.137626
>>137621
uhhhh… none of this happened
No.137627
>>137623
>Same outcome
>Just live longer till then
Oh geez Skandi that makes it 10x better!!!!
Im gonna come slap your forehead
No.137628
>>137626
None of what happened?
No.137629
>>137627
Okay fine, I was maybe intentionally bullying you. Odds are you won't die alone, though!
No.137630
>>137625
OH
HOLY
SHIT
DUDE
>>137627
Bit won't die alone
someone will see you for the treasure you are and will steal you before then
No.137631
>>137630
too much pizza :s
No.137632
I've got a small vibrator for my ass!
No.137635
>>137629
Its already written in stone, rip me. What is Miles up to hmm??
>>137630
You're to kind
>>137632
>Still using that small ass picture when I gave you a bigger one
Why I never!
>>137633
Exactly!
No.137637
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137624
but the poem wasn't even that good…
No.137638
>>137635
Bigger isn't always better!
No.137639
>>137638
This is better baby!
No.137640
>>137636
I will go get my catapult and fling it to you.
No.137641
>>137635
U-uh. Master is getting high and talking to me, if he's doing something else he's not mentioning it. I don't think I understand the question!
No.137643
>>137641
>Implying he's not beating off while high
No.137644
>>137641
rekt
Just asking , no real reason behind it.
No.137645
>>137642
>in rainbows
>not being your favorite album
the only other acceptable answer is ok computer
No.137646
>>137635
I think you're just too hard on yourself.
>>137637
but your name was above it
so it caught my eye.
No.137647
>>137639
Ok i see your point.
No.137649
>>137645
kid a is EXTRAORDINARILY obviously their best album
ok computer is still really good tho
and in rainbows is boring garbage mostly, but a couple really good tracks
No.137650
>>137643
That is very possible, since he is a lewd idiot.
>>137644
Oh, well, he's not really doing much, then! Neither am I, for that sake, even though it's already past 4 am.
No.137651
>>137646
I only punish myself when its needed, I have to.
>>137647
>Posting best girl
Wonderful taste
>>137648
Hear no evil!
>>137650
Have you ever gotten high together?
No.137652
>>137646
d'aww
also, why are you british now?!
>>137649
someone likes his experimental bleep bloops…
No.137654
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>>137652
the SAS took the pentagon duh All you're bases belong to us
No.137655
>>137651
I'm not a high-getting person! I tried it once, got far too high, threw up, and sat on the floor for six hours feeling my throat get more and more parched but not managing to get water, and not wanting to ask the other guy to get me some. We have gotten drunk together, though, which turns into a mess.
What, did you take me for a pothead?
No.137656
>>137653
Speak no evil!
>>137655
No! I haven't even done it before myself!
No.137658
>>137649
in rainbows isn't really bad.
No.137660
>>137654
SAS go home i'd rather get taken over by the NKVD
No.137661
>>137652
yes
>>137658
it's not super bad
but it's kinda bad, yeah
No.137662
>>137656
>evil Bit accuses poor innocént Skandi of abusing illegal drugs
>>137657
'Morning, Nounykins! How ya doing?
No.137664
>>137657
Woked you are
>>137659
See no evil!
>>137662
>innocént
Hmm
No.137665
>>137660
pay you're tea debts, you cucks
No.137666
>>137662
Doing pretty good. Just woke up, about to play some Monster Hunter then watch a movie with Sleepen and Bit. You?
>>137663
HACK THE PLANET!
>>137664
>
No.137667
>>137651
I can't say I know you as well as you know yourself, but I think you're too good for that.
>>137652
It's just a vpn!
some people like to region lock youtube videos
I don't know why they do it but they do
how are you?
No.137670
>>137664
Well, I am somewhat slutty, but w/r/t drugs I'm innócent!
>>137666
Satan trips! As for me, as you might expect, I'm drunk, talking to Miles, and in a good mood! And since it just passed 04:20 here, I'll probably be going to bed in not very long.
No.137671
No.137672
>>137666
>
>>137667
Its hard to explain but im happy you think that.
>>137669
Uh..think no evil?
>>137670
Me too!
No.137673
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137665
come over here and get it
oh no wait you guys already failed at that
>>137667
those people are terrible, terrible people
fine i guess, talking to people and trying my best to worm way through world!
you?
>>137661
how do you feel about weebshit?
No.137675
>>137671
Not at all, I was just going to point out that it was late, when I noticed exactly what time it was. My only trips are caused by sleep deprivation!
>>137672
Oh, you're somewhat slutty as well?
No.137676
>>137674
I cant help that…
>>137675
..no the second part!
No.137677
>>137673
i f i t s f u n i t s f u n
f
i
t
s
f
u
n
i
t
s
f
u
n
No.137678
>>137672
>>137675
Part of me wishes that angel statue would come to life, and King Baphomet would rise and two eternal juggernauts would do battle right here in the middle of the city. But for what is this battle raging you ask? I don’t know. What stands at the center? To that I say; My soul is at the center, offered up to the ageless ones. Only to be torn in twain.
No.137679
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No.137680
>>137676
give me a lobotomy and you could help it
No.137682
>>137672
I feel that way sometimes, too.
I feel your pain.
>>137673
Ah same here!
but with more metaphorical self-flagellation and suicidal desire.
No.137683
>>137676
So you're very slutty, right?
>>137678
>that angel statue would come to life
You've just been watching Doctor Who, you cuck!
No.137685
>>137678
>
>>137680
You might kill me..well go ahead
>>137682
I see, well I hope your situation goes well someday
>>137683
No that is you, im innócent you sissy
No.137688
>>137685
No! you give me one so I cant think evil!
No.137689
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137677
hurm
do you like slightly discordant/full on discordant sort of shit?
>>137682
flagellation ended in the middle ages, and there is no plague to flagellate about!
No.137690
>>137684
Are you giving me permission to cuck Revy? Oh, Noun, this is so sudden!
>>137685
Oh, I see, you're lewd! Pardon the wordfilter!
No.137691
>>137687
>>137690
No, shut up damn it!
No.137692
>>137689
i like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsQshrjIO0
it's a 7/10 album easily
this link is the last song
great finisher
No.137693
>>137686
>>137688
Cant stop it! Just accept it!
>>137690
Lewd at times but im no slut you baka
No.137694
>>137690
>Skandi attempting to viking raid revy.
No.137695
>>137685
I would say the same to you, but I know it will.
>>137689
I'm my own worst enemy!
No.137696
>>137693
I cant accept it…
No.137697
>>137691
Shutting up immediately. No talk of cucking, of cum running down tattooed arms, of big black things entering gunfighters, or anything similar!
>>137693
Okay fine, I guess you're maybe not a slut!
No.137698
>>137692
aww yeah noise
i was wondering where this was
i haven't listened to much of the stuff at all, i'm not bored enough yet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKp30C3MwVk
this is more my stuff in terms of experimental bleep bloops?
>>137695
then quit it nerd!
No.137699
>>137691
F R I E N D C O D E!
No.137700
>>137695
:)
>>137696
You already are
>>137697
>maybe
Im not at all you sissy!!
Miles needs to punish you!
No.137701
>>137700
He does not need to punish me! He knows there's a stage when I'm drunk and get sufficiently tired that I start being intentionally annoying!
No.137704
>>137701
Miles must be lurking!!
Punish him
Punish him
Punish him
Punish him
>>137703
When?
No.137705
>>137697
Oh you fuck. You disgusting little maggot. Making me sick this early, how dare you. I'd cut your fucking neck if I saw you in Norway!
>>137699
0276-1526-8873
No.137706
>>137705
>sick this early
This late*
No.137708
>>137705
I might possibly have gone a tiny bit too far, in hindsight!
>>137704
He's not lurking, he's paying attention to some caucus or something along those lines! So hah!
No.137709
>>137707
Why?
>>137708
Oh then I will make sure to ask him when I seem him again!
No.137711
>>137698
I am the only person who deserves my hate
it occurs to me that's a very dark way of thinking
>>137700
I still need to watch the second half of jormungand
No.137712
>>137710
Oh indeed
>>137711
It awaits you!
No.137714
>>137709
You can't just tell him to punish me, he doesn't do it unless I've been bad!
Anyway, it's past 5 in the morning! Good night!
No.137715
>>137713
Im blind
>>137714
You have! Im taking my dreams back! Goodnight
No.137718
I am back.
>tfw DSNBLS CAPTCHA wasn't able to work for 4 hours
…Are ya fuckin' serious?
No.137721
>>137720
Ok
This time its my turn to stop posting first
Ill see ya later Bit
No.137725
>>137720
Ayyyy. How's it going?
No.137726
>>137725
Its going fine, how about yourself?
No.137727
>>137702
gay…?
>>137711
for what reason, though?
No.137728
>>137726
>I am doing fine. Sorry I have been on here for such a short time, but I have to bid you adieu for the night.
>GOODNIGHT, LEWDIES!
No.137729
>>137728
Aw fuck me all of it is grrentext
No.137730
>>137729
And grammar's all sorts of fucked up
No.137733
>Reinstall OS X
>Laptop feels like new
Hello /lewd/
No.137734
>>137732
meesa?
>>137733
>osx
>not linux distro whatever or windoes
what makes apple so appealing again?!
No.137735
>>137734
Linux isn't anywhere near as nice and Windows is a pain to use.
No.137736
>>137734
Yes. It's Jar Jar Binks.
No.137737
>tfw you pull back your foreskin and you like how it feels
No.137738
>>137735
>not being terrible and ricing everything and compiling scripts etc etc
>windows being a pain to use
w-what
>>137736
tpm was second worst behind wotc
No.137739
>>137727
because I made myself like this.
No.137740
>>137739
sink or swim mate
the same person who made himself into this also did some good things as well as bad things, and can get himself out of this slump
No.137741
>>137738
I have all my scripts setup from my linux install. OS X is prettier than any Linux rice I had.
No.137742
well im back my bf is comfy and asleep, and im not sleepy one bit
so hi!!!
No.137743
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>>137740
I told you that same thing a few days ago!
Damn!
No.137744
No.137747
No.137748
>>137746
hey red coat!
how are you today??
No.137749
File: 1456291306755.jpg (2.81 MB, 3507x2480, 3507:2480, 4934cbe08464800bf983f68119….jpg)
>>137748
wishing for the rebirth of the thirteen colony and watching flashpoint
No.137751
>>137749
ah sounds nice
i hope your day stays comfy!
No.137752
>>137751
it will be miserable
No.137753
>>137750
Sup Bit. How's it going?
No.137754
>>137752
i doubt so!!!
anyday can be a good day
if you can put a bit of effort
and if you need help shrine maiden date is here 24/7 to help you!!!
because thats what im here for <3
No.137755
>>137753
Fine, what you been up to?
No.137756
1 cummy for bit.
1 cummy for sleepen.
daddy give all cummies to them :D
No.137757
>>137756
Fuck your cummies!!
No.137758
>>137755
I just woke.
>>137756
Excuse me what?
No.137759
>>137757
Shut up before I give you another cummy!
No.137760
>>137741
>prettier than linux
what is you talking about
go on /w/ and such! they look really nice…
>>137743
sometimes lessons are forgotten!
No.137761
>>137758
Anything planned for today?
>>137759
>another
No cummies reached me! Give them all to Sleepen!
No.137762
No.137763
>>137760
Linux simply can't look as consistently good as OS X. Linux also can't look 'pretty'
Pic related is my old Linux desktop from 2014.
No.137764
>>137760
you better go on to live a happy life
if you're going to remember everything I say like that
No.137765
>>137761
Work, a meeting at home. And then i've got raid with my guild in wow later at evening.
No.137766
File: 1456291985537.jpg (47.63 KB, 511x720, 511:720, 1010191_10152378607584839_….jpg)
>tfw your bf fell asleep on mic with you and you hear his cute sounds while he sleeps and stay with him on mic until he wakes up for a moment to turn off his pc
i could die and be happy right now
total bliss
No.137767
>>137761
>>137762
Settle down, there's enough for both of you.
>>137766
Did you give him a cummy?
No.137768
>>137765
Sounds like a nice day, have fun
>>137767
Guess its time to fap to re–
No.137769
>>137766
Don't die!
>>137767
There seems to have been a mistake Noun.
Both cummies were meant for Bit, I wasn't supposed to get any, so I think you should give them both to him right now…
No.137771
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>>137767
i make sure to satisfy his carnal desires when he asks for it
No.137773
No.137774
>>137769
No! 2 cummy for both of you!
>>137771
So that means you gave him a cummy, eh?
>>137772
Want some?
No.137775
>>137770
>>137773
Mhm, what time you gotta leave for work?
No.137776
>>137769
i wont!
im just too happy atm
>>137774
yes
No.137779
>>137777
Yes the name im typing right now..hmmm
No.137780
No.137781
>>137774
I don't need any cummies!
So you really don't need to try give me more! ;-;
>>137776
I can tell!
No.137782
>>137779
IF YOU DO THAT I WILL KILL YOU!!
>>137781
Too bad! I'm going to be as obnoxious as possible about this.
No.137783
>>137782
Bit is telling me he will take all of the cummies like a man.
I REALLY think you should give them to him… ;-;
No.137784
>>137782
sleepen is buddy
do not lewd the sleepen or there will be dire consequences from all who protect the sleepen
bit, fend for yourself!
No.137785
>>137783
Good on bit, taking one for the team.
>>137784
His nickname is cummyboy though.
No.137786
>>137782
HERE I GO!!
>>137783
Liar!! You agreed to take them all! Im gonna slap your forehead!
No.137787
I came back at a weird time im just gonna leave again
No.137788
>>137785
you gon' fight with a real g boi i'mma take you downtown
No.137790
>>137789
I don't think Gropy is online.
No.137791
>>137787
I'm getting good at siege burt!
4v5 win with me topfragging with 6!
No.137792
Where can I get sunglasses like these?
No.137793
No.137794
>>137790
I'm not familiar with your faggoty circlejerk of tripfag autists I'm just trying to bait people into posting rare awoos.
No.137795
No.137796
>>137784
Defend my honor Daisy!
>>137785
He really likes his cummies!
What a guy!
>>137786
I never said that at all!
No.137798
>>137791
I still am awful at it
>>137796
are you throwing bit under the bus?
No.137799
>>137794
hey hey hey hey hey
hey
tripfag circlejerk of GAY tripfag autists you ignorant fuck
>>137796
i am going to slep!
and with that, adieu!
No.137800
>>137796
Sleepen shall now take everyone's cummies free of charge.
No.137801
post some awoos you tripfag circlejerk of gay tripfag autists
No.137802
>>137798
n-not at all Burt! ;-;
>>137799
You're pretty great Daisy!
>>137800
I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!!!
No.137803
>>137801
tripffag circlejerk of gay vidya game playing tripfag autists you ignorant fuck
No.137806
>>137802
You two should work together and just beat up noun not fight each other
No.137807
Here come the suicidal thoughts again..
No.137808
>>137806
Will you help?
We need guns…
No.137809
>>137807
>tfw 2 sleepens now
:c
No.137810
>>137802
I refuse to take any either!
No.137811
>>137808
Yes I can get you guns
for a price
No.137812
>>137809
Fuck off runt this name's mine now
No.137814
No.137815
It's ok I know the real Sleepen anyway!
No.137816
>>137814
It depends on the gun
No.137817
>>137814
Its never to late! Im cummies free!
No.137819
>>137803
OI FUCK YOU CUNT
THIS HERE IS MY NAME!
No.137821
>>137815
>tfw Bit knows me
>>137816
Your Garand!
>>137817
Even after taking all the Noun cummies just now?
>>137819
So this is what the American Sleepen is like…
No.137822
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No.137823
>>137821
I never took them…I hope you get spooked tonight!!
No.137824
>>137817
>>137817
>Im cummies free
Liar!!
No.137826
what do you faggots do here all day
imagine if your parents saw everything you posted in these threads
No.137827
>>137824
Im not lying!!!!
>>137826
kek
No.137828
>>137826
>Implying i have parents
No.137829
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>>137826
I've showed them.
No.137830
>>137821
$2k usd and you gotta return it cleaned
No.137831
I want to do lewd things to every single one of you
No.137834
>>137823
You will get spooked, not me!
>>137824
He is just being modest, he doesn't want to reveal all the cummies he has!
>>137825
>Sleepem
Ahh! ;-;
>>137826
Geeze…
>>137828
That's better!
I vote you best Sleepen!
>>137830
Why do you need so many shekels?
>>137831
e-even me..?
No.137836
>>137831
Are we saying things that will never happen?
Ok, I want moon to blow up
>>137834
and you were suppose to protect me :(
No.137837
>>137834
I got a business to run
No.137838
>>137834
>geeze
fuck off yank
No.137841
>>137834
Thank you. I try my best!
No.137842
>>137836
Sorry…
>>137837
Can I get a discount?
>>137838
:c
No.137848
These are some good memes
No.137851
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
No.137854
>>137847
Burt… ;-;
>>137851
Apparently a Sleepen takeover or something?
No.137858
No.137860
>>137858
>Sleepan
Imposter!
No.137861
No.137862
>>137854
I gotta make money
No.137863
We could have stopped boys. But we have come this far where its too late!
No.137864
>>137857
Does he ever finish growing it?
No.137866
No.137868
>>137866
Close enough! ;-;
No.137870
>smoking a cigarette while playing Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
So cozy. GIVE ME YOUR FRIEND CODES.
No.137871
earlier i was microwaving something and when i was waiting i decided to do some hand stands. i overdid it though and fell over and ended up cracking my toe against the bloody toaster. it hurt like fuck and bled quite a bit
whatsa the deal with that ayyy?????
No.137874
got a job at the dick sucking factory
No.137875
Okay i better leave for a little while before i go insane.
No.137877
>>137872
Also drinking some coke. Whatsa deal with that ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.137878
>>137875
Take me with you! ;-;
No.137879
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sleepan here
as a brit with roman heritage, dolmio posting is in my blood. spiritual. I was born to do this.
No.137880
>>137876
it's like hell on earth, burt.
No.137881
>>137874
How much an hour?
>>137877
Now you're just asking to stay a 3 incher and mr drips, time for a slap!
No.137883
>>137881
No, you get paid per dick sucked.
No.137884
>>137883
I knew that! I was just uh..testing you!
No.137885
>>137880
Where is this factory?
No.137887
>>137886
Shut up bitch nigga!!!! computer nerd ass nigga!!!!
>>137881
*counters your slap*
No.137890
>>137887
A weak boi like you cant even counter a fly! That smell kills me so I will just throw something at you
No.137892
File: 1456296064487.jpg (170.6 KB, 850x757, 850:757, sample-9d5b7b2c4bd6a685bd5….jpg)
No.137896
Dolmio day aside, what do you actually do here?
No.137900
No.137901
>>137899
That was amazing.
No.137904
File: 1456296401213.jpg (153.8 KB, 720x1102, 360:551, 55f7f52dd17628741f7e034743….jpg)
>>137894
Hey Bit <3
>>137895
Hey Tak <3
>>137898
Hey Blackjack <3
>>137900
Hey Cherub <3
>>137901
Hey!… It was :)
No.137905
>>137904
Hey Magi. I'm actually about to leave for work.
But i hope you have a wonderful day.
No.137906
>>137890
Tunnel snakes rule!
No.137909
>>137904
how are you today?
No.137910
>>137905
No worries <3 Hope you have a great day too and it goes well for you :)
>>137907
Hey Burt <3
No.137912
>>137904
glad you're back!
feeling any better?
No.137914
File: 1456296753556.jpg (141.05 KB, 727x1099, 727:1099, 7c95ae8331a4bad72013032dcb….jpg)
>>137909
I'm a little bit meh but I'll be ok :) not long up just drinking some tea, and working out what I need to get today, going to do a bit of shopping today :)
What about yourself? Did you manage to get much rest?
>>137912
I'm not too bad, just up a little while, feeling a bit meh but I'm ok :)
No.137916
>>137913
I'll *WHAP* you back cheeky~
No.137918
File: 1456296975956.gif (527.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nao5seU8NY1t9kr5po2….gif)
>>137914
i'm well rested, my start on my essay today.
No.137921
>>137914
That's good.
I'd say you deserve nothing short of the best.
>>137920
NOUN
NO
BAD NOUN
No.137926
[Victoria is prettier than Joey, it is known. - Anti Flood]
>>137917
heh :3
>>137918
Good to hear, hopefully it wont take you long to get it sorted :)
>>137920
I wouldn't worry too much about it, at least you have 6 more deadly sins left to worry about lol
>>137921
Hows you?
No.137927
File: 1456297500743.jpg (47.99 KB, 607x446, 607:446, 7394_952803018089843_55006….jpg)
>>137926
get to talk about boatfuckers. kek
No.137930
No.137931
>>137926
I was doing alright
nice to see you again
so things are goodish
No.137932
No.137933
8ch still messing about…
>>137929
No.137935
No.137937
File: 1456298734714.jpg (251.92 KB, 736x491, 736:491, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
No.137939
>>137938
Ok Burt Catch you later <3
No.137940
>>137937
I feel like I should be locked up in the mental hospital again.
No.137941
>>137940
Why what makes you think that?
No.137943
>>137941
Haha. I wish sometimes I lived at the mental hospital. It's nice there…
No.137944
>>137943
Relaxing? Never been to one, I think I'd have to be put into somewhere on my own lol
No.137945
>>137944
Yes I've been many times. I was suicidal when I was 21 so I got locked up a bunch of times. I wonder what my life would be like if they still made people spend their life in the mental hospital. Back when they used to lock you up.
No.137947
File: 1456299335841.png (716.82 KB, 992x751, 992:751, 0d0385dae56d1fc67518fa09bb….png)
>>137946
I'm running Through vpn though :3
Watch :D
No.137948
>>137943
It's nice where you're living now. You're in a much better place Freddy so don't say things like that!
No.137949
>>137948
Yes you are wise my son.
No.137950
File: 1456299401486.jpg (1.12 MB, 2039x1378, 2039:1378, 0f243faa029ad6fda9be99f1e5….jpg)
No.137951
>>137947
Any thing but the flag of traitors to the crown
tempted to avatarfag as Churchill now :p
No.137953
File: 1456299657472.jpg (391.7 KB, 850x994, 425:497, 897f4da8eeb616a4b8e0e63ac6….jpg)
No.137954
File: 1456299716946.jpg (45.24 KB, 960x853, 960:853, 12670045_973365929416551_6….jpg)
>>137952
>tfw play with your foreskin and it feels good
No.137955
File: 1456299765820.jpg (60.25 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 01f263a8ea09cc2f23f6ce6f8e….jpg)
No.137956
gonna make millions as an artist by flicking a fountain pen at a piece of paper
No.137957
>>137955
No way! That's gross!
No.137959
on a completely unrelated note
does anyone want a copy of Outlast
No.137960
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137958
>>137959
To spooky 4 me :(
No.137962
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>137957
Really? I thought it would be the other way round?
>>137958
>
>>137959
I'll take a copy if you have free codes, if your paying, I don't want to take your money :3
No.137964
>>137962
Haha. No you cant choose that sort of thing. Whichever you have cut or uncut is fine.
No.137965
File: 1456301185642.png (257.82 KB, 581x480, 581:480, nisekoi_tachibana_marika__….png)
>>137960
i like this, alot
>>137962
i enjoy the lyrics simple and elegant, plus that music video
No.137966
Good game Hailey. We sure showed those low-leveled mobs who's boss.
No.137967
I just drank a 2 liter bottle of Coca Cola. Am I going to die? I feel disgusting.
No.137969
>>137967
No fucking clue bro. Your waifu is shit.
No.137970
>>137965
Glad you enjoyed it )
No.137971
File: 1456301415679.png (206.45 KB, 499x683, 499:683, 1a90fd80f10d1a326baf9c52cb….png)
>>137964
Being european unless you are jew, the majority will be uncut :D
>>137965
It's my favourite Bjork song, and the video is a classic
No.137973
No.137974
>>137972
I'm just kidding! You'll be fine my son. Here's my advice. Next time don't drink so much soda…
No.137975
>>137973
Yes you are my boy.
No.137976
>>137971
>>137964
UNCUT MASTERRACE
No.137978
File: 1456301807305.jpg (118.64 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 7ed8887a712106921abb1a22fc….jpg)
No.137979
BRB need to take a shower
No.137982
File: 1456302879107.jpg (601.98 KB, 1500x1045, 300:209, 187f9abb163dcbf3752a50d9f2….jpg)
No.137983
>>137982
Oh, you are a despicable pervert!
No.137984
No.137985
Guys, guys.
We're all despicable perverts here.
No.137986
Right I'm going to get ready to do some shopping. Catch you guys later <3
>>137985
That's true lol
No.137987
>>137985
Only some times.
>>137986
Toksa!
No.137988
>>137986
later mate
>>137987
once a lewdie
always a lewdie
No.137989
Oh god I'm going to be ill.
No.137990
File: 1456304835607.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
>>137989
you're already ill in the pants!
No.137991
>>137990
I'm illmatic. Word.
*crosses arms*
No.137992
>mic doesn't even work
There goes 90% of the fun! Hmph
No.137993
>>137992
Get back tot he movie gayboy!
No.137994
>>137993
Dual screens you scrub!
No.137996
*looks around then begins to fap*
No.137997
>>137994
>tfw Bit bullies you
No.137998
let's play a game I like to call
can I masturbate for 5 hours straight
No.138001
>>137997
Im not a bully!
Since my mic doesn't work I could fap in secret!
No.138002
>>138000
Me as I fade away into obscurity.
No.138003
>>138001
Well you did win, so you will be getting all Noun's cummies anyway, may as well fap too, right?
No.138004
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>>137991
cross this dick
*uncrosses dick*
No.138005
>>138003
Everytime i come back someone is talking about cummies
I am leaving for good this time
No.138006
>>138003
Noo the loser gets them aka you! Baka!
No.138007
>>138005
Burt!
Don't leave us! ;-;
>>138006
What does the winner get?
No.138008
>>138005
You can get the cummies as well as much as Sleepen and Bit get them. Thoughts?
No.138009
>>138007
I have to whisper it to you when ghost girl buys me a new mic
>>138008
No cummies pls
No.138010
yaaaaaaaaaaaawnn
oh, didn't see you there wagecucks. ready for another fulfilling day in the kitchen or whatnot?
No.138011
>>138008
I don't get any though!
>>138009
Who's that looking in your window Bit!?
No.138012
>>138010
Hello there other neet
>>138011
Blinds are closed you bully
No.138013
>>138010
I'm going to reverse your asshole with my di-
No.138014
>>138010
I'm going to sit here and do nothing for the entire day
and none of you can stop me.
No.138017
>>138016
didn't need that
thanks magi
No.138019
>>138015
>>138016
Nice try and ruude!!
No.138020
>>138018
Someone sure knows what to post at the right time.
No.138021
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No.138022
No.138023
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No.138025
>>138019
heh I couldn't resist
No.138026
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No.138027
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>>138020
Don't I always post the right things?
>>138021
No.138030
>>138012
Morning Bit.
>>138013
Down Nouny, down.
>>138014
>potato girl chronicles 025
Please yes.
No.138032
>>138030
Oh yes.
I've had this for months now.
No.138033
why the hell is this place so populated at this hour
No.138034
>>138030
How are you right now?
No.138035
>>138033
Ga, go to bed Canny you friggin normie!
>>138028
No, I already did that yesterday!
No.138036
>>138035
I wasn't talking about you nerd
No.138037
I'm going to bed. Good night /lewd/!
No.138038
>>138036
but who were y
OHHHHHHH
No.138039
>>138037
Sleep well.
>>138034
I have a headache from oversleeping, it's really bad I'm pretty sure I damaged my brain.
No.138040
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>>138033
it's my doing really, bitches just love me and I feel them, you can thank me now
No.138041
No.138042
File: 1456308323764.jpg (133.03 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-771b9a8ca73b42941fb….jpg)
No.138043
File: 1456308353256.jpg (141.05 KB, 727x1099, 727:1099, 7c95ae8331a4bad72013032dcb….jpg)
>>138030
Hey Kyoko <3
How are things?
>>138033
Welcome back to lewd Canny lol
It's nearly always busy here :3
>>138037
Catch you later <3
No.138044
>>138043
Such a popular place, jeez.
No.138045
>>138037
Night
>>138038
Only the 4 or 5 time today, I blame the weather tbh
>>138039
You need some air! What could I do to help?
No.138046
>>138044
We aim to please, :D
That and it''s one of the friendlier boards
No.138047
>>138046
Definitely. Not sure why I don't come here more.
No.138048
File: 1456308676906.jpg (1.12 MB, 2039x1378, 2039:1378, 0f243faa029ad6fda9be99f1e5….jpg)
>>138047
Well you are here now <3, so what you been up to?
No.138049
>>138045
Only the fourth time?!
Damn dude, you're saying it's normal for you to go multiple times a day?
I only do one, two if I'm feeling lively.
No.138050
>>138048
Been busy with school and XCOM 2, how have you been?
No.138051
File: 1456308967315.jpg (47.15 KB, 599x648, 599:648, 7b55587429a6fed48d9bccfb66….jpg)
>>138050
Not bad, was out doing a spot of shopping, might do some cooking in a bit. Not much else though, Just been up to the usual, relaxing/music/animu/vidya, oh and posting lol
Any plans for the next few days?
No.138052
>>138049
Noo!! I normally just do 1 or two!!
I dont know why it increased over the past few days!
No.138053
File: 1456309032805.jpg (183.19 KB, 850x743, 850:743, sample-3bfc9cc32f8aa94f91e….jpg)
>>138051
Sleep, probably. Been a long few weeks.
No.138054
>>138052
I never said it was a bad thing
if anything, I'm impressed
No.138055
>>138054
Anyway what have you been up to?
No.138056
>>138043
Great! Aside from this headache I'm happy. How are you Magi?
>>138045
Hum for me in discord. I like when mature women hum.
>>138054
Changed your avatar and are still my favorite. You've got a talent for this.
No.138059
>>138055
ahhh well I was playing dark souls for a while but I slowly paid less and less attention to it and now I'm just sitting here talking to you
hello
>>138056
>are still my favorite
I know this post wasn't actually directed at me
was it?
No.138060
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>>138057
I do love my fours.
No.138061
>>138056
…im no woman! Plus my mic wasn't working in discord. I had to talk to myself :(
>>138059
Im sure it was, Sasha is the best! Hmm hello! Think im gonna head to bed now its late! Night night :)
No.138062
>>138061
She took you out before we could even talk to each other Bit… ;-;
No.138063
I cant sleep
guess im just gonna get drunk and think about life
No.138064
>>138062
NO SPOOKY DREAMS!
No.138066
No.138067
>>138063
get life and think about drunk instead
No.138068
>>138064
Nice image, did your child labour force find it for you?
No.138069
>>138063
may I join you? that sounds fantastic
No.138070
>>138056
I'm grand, having major issues with 8ch as I'm sure other people are. But otherwise doing great. Just trying to decide what to make for my dinner tonight, and mostly relaxing and window shopping atm
>>138062
heh
No.138072
>>138066
…Phone wasn't charging ..I dont wanna leave yet!!
>>138068
Yes his name was Sleepen
No.138073
File: 1456310420206.jpg (450.54 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 69f6859a2c023a3fb5b41e748a….jpg)
No.138076
>>138071
what's your poison tonight friend
No.138077
>>138072
welcome back at least for a little while bit
also your name makes me want to say bitch
every time
No.138078
File: 1456310522117.jpg (424.21 KB, 700x583, 700:583, 417a8fc97d24c106d859e9b90b….jpg)
No.138079
>>138076
Coors light then maybe vodka
No.138081
No.138083
>>138058
>>138059
You're my favorite avatar that I see on /lewd/. And you're my favorite Tak also, a very good Tak.
>>138061
I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.
>>138069
>>138076
Send me your Yui Hirasawa rule 34 folder.
>>138070
Yeah I'm having to retry 4-5 times for each post it's kinda annoying. Whatever you do, don't make pizza. Also, what're you lookin at buying?
No.138085
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>>138077
I dont know how I should feel about this..
>>138083
Hey my voice is deeper than Nouns! Im no ma'am!!
No.138086
>>138079
oh my burt
it's liquor before beer
not beer before liquor!
>>138083
doesnot exist
i only have sfw yui
No.138087
File: 1456310814810.jpg (166.78 KB, 850x835, 170:167, sample-597794a91c0ce3032a3….jpg)
No.138088
>>138083
That makes me feel quite good, thanks for that.
Are you holding up alright?
>>138085
I don't mean anything by it
It's just like it's teasing me
like if your name was Fuc.
No.138090
Seems I got a lot of sad Hal pictures
poor hal
No.138091
File: 1456311111200.jpg (1.02 MB, 1032x1457, 1032:1457, 955c756f4d75e61beedcddfaf1….jpg)
>>138083
Why shouldn't I make pizza?
Might get another keyboard at some point, but it's mostly just looking at monitors, and harddrive prices etc just having a nosey to see what is available and is good value for the money. It's just the more expensive stuff I have to save for now so I'm just looking around for the best deals
>>138085
Welcome back <3
No.138092
>>138088
Oh…I knew that too! Im just gettting tired
>>138090
Did he lose his ring?
No.138093
>>138092
Its on his finger in that picture
No.138094
>>138091
Feels gud
>>138093
I dun goofed!
No.138095
>>138092
but it's not time for bed yet.
Let me ask you
would you a Koko?
No.138096
>>138094
it happens to me all the time don't worry
No.138097
>>138085
My apologies, m'lady.
>>138086
How long have you been working on that folder?
>>138087
Canny use your words!
>>138088
Great! I'm happy and things are good. How about you? Feeling any better?
>>138091
Because I don't want to eat pizza today!
Are you building a new computer?
No.138098
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No.138099
File: 1456311538305.jpg (460.19 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, S02E04 - Kasper and Jonah.….jpg)
>>138095
Noo! but I would a Valmet and a Chiquita
>>138096
You lose your ring?
>>138097
Next time you get in discord..dork!!
No.138100
>>138097
maybe 5 or 6 years
i have never changed avatars
but i only collected images for so long
No.138101
>>138099
I still got them
They just dont work
No.138102
>>138094
<3
>>138097
Ah, well no I'm not going to make more pizza, probably a curry or maybe a pie.
Yeah working on building it, here are the specs: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/D9jMBm
Though some things may change, I've only got the power supply, gpu, cpu and hard drives to go to get the system up and running, and I'll get a good monitor later on
No.138103
>>138101
You should send them back and ask for working ones
No.138104
>>138097
it's never really good and never really bad.
I'd take something bad happening if it would mean any sort of variety.
>>138099
But those long white legs tho.
Although I've always liked a woman who could kick my ass.
No.138105
>>138102
NEET COMPUTER SPECs
No.138106
>>138103
They don't work because I don't have the willpower…
No.138107
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>>138105
>not having a beefy computer
No.138108
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>>138105
Aye, a few more weeks and it will be built hopefully. It's been a long wait, and I'm going to overclock it lol
No.138109
File: 1456312026238.jpg (434.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, S02E03 - Dance with Unders….jpg)
>>138104
Noo leave koko out of it!
>>138106
I heard you could buy that on ebay
No.138110
>>138109
No
I don't have the ability to overcome great fear and an indomitable will
I will never be a green lantern
No.138111
>>138109
Okay.
But only because you said so.
No.138112
>>138108
are you buying the parts individually?
No.138113
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>>138110
Oh :( dont worry nobody in the world is right now so you're not alone!
>>138111
May a potato flop on your bed today!
No.138114
File: 1456312394811.png (1.05 MB, 1000x976, 125:122, 65d8e747b0583ce152cc383546….png)
>>138112
Yeah, not much more to go :)
No.138115
>>138113
is this a threat or a positive wish?
No.138116
>>138113
Hal Jordan was the first Human Green Lantern so maybe the GL of our sector is just from another planet and we just don't know
No.138117
>>138098
Tell me how your day was.
>>138099
I'm in discord right now, slut!
>>138100
I can't wait to get my Kyoko folder that big, it's only at 265 mb and I've been at it for 6 months now.
>>138102
Mmmm curry.
Looks like you're preparing for a lot of gaming. What are you looking forward to besides the most obvious, Dark Souls 3?
>>138104
I feel the same, as in I'll take bad to spice things up. I can slap you if you want. Ever been slapped by a man?
No.138118
>>138117
the potential is there for much more
kyoko an qt
No.138119
>>138115
Positive wish! I went to sleep a bit lol im gonna go to bed baibai
>>138116
I shall now dream about the GL and learn the secrets. I will return with results
>>138117
Listen her baby, once I get my mic working I demand you to…..I will let you choose that
No.138120
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>>138117
Hm, well I'll probably see what games are coming out, I'll be picking up witcher 3 and a few of last years games, along with DS3 of course, I'm mostly waiting on Deus Ex and Mass Effect, and I'm sure something else will turn up too.
No.138121
>>138119
Goodnight see you when I wake up from a drunken sleep I hope
No.138122
>>138117
I've never been slapped by anyone!
Yet
>>138119
Goodnight, sweet dreams!
No.138123
No.138124
>>138114
BLACK DESSERT ONLINE FAM
No.138126
File: 1456313441607.jpg (878.75 KB, 593x800, 593:800, 3b9725b759a1f82c9c8d1cf974….jpg)
No.138127
I'm off to bed
goodnight everybody
No.138129
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No.138130
>>138118
>>138119
That's better.
>>138120
I'm going to invade your world in DS3 over and over again.
>>138122
>>138127
*slaps*
No.138132
>>138131
>8chan posts the first time as I make a typo
oh you dick
No.138133
>tfw can't sleep
>84 degrees in the house
>humid as hell
>no AC
>have to wake up at 9
No.138134
>>138130
You can invade my world any time :D
No.138136
>>138135
Go back to sleep!
No.138137
No.138138
I'm gonna take an advil and head back to bed.
No.138142
Going for a nap catch you all later <3
No.138145