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 No.138531

Am I doing it right?

 No.138535

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>>138531

Yes I'm proud of you

>Kisses your cheek


 No.138536

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no


 No.138537

File: 1456342807709.png (366.33 KB, 700x990, 70:99, whis khalifa (1).png)

Repost cause I need muh attentions

>>138528

Sup?

>>138530

So tired, mang. How's it been with you?


 No.138538

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>>138525

>>138535

I MUST IMPULSIVELY BUY THIS WHILE I STILL CAN BUT CANT FIND IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.138539

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>>138528

rip, do you just play wow now to raid?

>>138523

guds thanks

>>138527

Im doing fine, how about yourself?


 No.138540

Mew


 No.138541

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>>138525

fine, jeez!

>>138526

>>138527

>tfw noun thinks you're curvy

>>138528

Can't say, I try not to talk about my school program here.


 No.138542

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>>138538

i know the feeling


 No.138543

File: 1456342856370.jpg (89.09 KB, 662x442, 331:221, 1456260259426.jpg)

>33 wasnt in this thread

Damn. I guess we'll have to wait for 44.


 No.138544

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 No.138545

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 No.138546

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 No.138547

>>138544

Cuck boy got it.


 No.138548

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>>138539

Tired. I never went to bed after the movie because it was so damn hot. What did you dream about?

>>138545

>


 No.138549

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 No.138550

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>>138555

Noun will never get a get


 No.138551

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>>138533

>>138537

Just sitting here and eat while posting.

How are you?

>>138539

Yeah, atleast until legion gets released.

>>138541

Fair enough. Why though?

>>138545

Hello Parsee.


 No.138552

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>>138547

I'll cuck you


 No.138553

>>138551

Is PVP in WoW still good? I haven't played in years but have wanted to switch from FF14 to WoW for the PVP.


 No.138554

File: 1456343049376.jpg (211.91 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 4641af64370789da5d76204fe1….jpg)

Never ever.

>>138551

Trying to keep some degree of anonymity.

Plus it's a specialized field I could get teased for.


 No.138555

File: 1456343064741.png (664.74 KB, 678x701, 678:701, abc.png)

MINE.


 No.138556

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 No.138557

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>>138553

Its okay. Though i focus more on raid than pvp.

They only time i pvp is when my father asks.


 No.138559

no gets allowed


 No.138560

FUCK


 No.138561

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>>138555

Perfect execution my son!


 No.138562

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>>138549

>>138555

That doesn't count.


 No.138563

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>>138554

You're the best. Thanks baby.

>>138556

Cuck'd.


 No.138564

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 No.138565

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>>138562

>Puts on my lap and pets


 No.138566

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>>138548

Oh I was really tired! I was kinda spooked after but I dont remember my dream at all. I dont think it was anything spooky. Did you have one?

>>138551

Oh yea heard about that, looks nice

>>138544

Maybe gud


 No.138567

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>>138558

Alrighty then.

>>138554

I see.

>>138555

>Trying this hard to get trips

Have a (You) for that.

>>138566

I'm pretty excited for it.


 No.138568

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*strokes thread*


 No.138569

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>>138566

all the time


 No.138570

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>>138568

*Slaps hand*

Manners thank you.


 No.138571

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 No.138572

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>>138562

>>138562

Of course it does!

>>138566

No, but I'm going to head off soon and hopefully have a nice dream! So I'll be back in like an hour or two probably.

>>138568

*begins*


 No.138573

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>>138570

*caresses*

>>138571

oi

>>138572

begin wgat??


 No.138574

File: 1456343869989.webm (2.82 MB, 1070x488, 535:244, now this is pod racing.webm)


 No.138575

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>>138569

git gud

>>138572

but I already thought you went to sleep!


 No.138576

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 No.138577

File: 1456344030252.webm (2.97 MB, 604x268, 151:67, blue spring webm.webm)

I'm off. See ya /lewd/.

>>138573

*begins to start*

>>138575

Yeah for like an hour..


 No.138578

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>>138574

Hes a big guy


 No.138579

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>>138576

im trying

>>138577

Oh alright then cya later.


 No.138580

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>>138579

work the shaft


 No.138581

>>138578

For me


 No.138582

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>>138578

…but not for yooooouuuuu.


 No.138583

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>>138580

You're to late scrub!


 No.138584

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 No.138585

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>>138583

never too late!


 No.138586

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>>138551

Just woke up and waiting to go into work x_x

Whatchya eating?


 No.138587

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 No.138588

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>>138584

>>138586

Some curry dish with pasta and pork.


 No.138589

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>>138585

Toooooo late!


 No.138590

>>138589

no lates allowed


 No.138591

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>>138577

baio nerdo


 No.138592

>>138588

sounds tasty


 No.138593

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*drops mic*


 No.138594

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>>138590

Late

>>138593

*Takes memes*


 No.138595

>>138592

It is indeed.


 No.138596

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 No.138597

10/10 chat. thanks, folks~


 No.138598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It feels nice to listen to this again.

I should watch the movie again sometimes.


 No.138599

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>>138596

yes

>>138597

Leaving?

>>138598

You should! One of my favs


 No.138600

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>>138599

I'm so happy


 No.138601

>>138599

Ghibli is one of the best.


 No.138602

>>138599

not yet. I've got about an hour


 No.138603

File: 1456345417437.mp4 (427.27 KB, 326x326, 1:1, fuck you.mp4)

>>138594

*lick*


 No.138604

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.138605

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>>138600

You uh got something on your face

>>138601

Indeed my favorite would have to be The Wind Rises

>>138603

Stop!! Hand them over!


 No.138606

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>>138605

well I'll get me on your face


 No.138607

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 No.138608

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>>138605

*drool*


 No.138609

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>>138606

Never

>>138607

Hmmmm

>>138608

……well can't get any worse than that, now hand them over scub!


 No.138610

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>>138607

Hey Burt <3

How are things with you?

>>138608

Hey Tokai <3

How's you?


 No.138611

Afternoon, everyone! I am back from doing other things.

So, how is everyone doing?


 No.138612

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>>138609

tooo late


 No.138613

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>>138609

You can see me?

>>138610

i got a sinus headache


 No.138614

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>>138610

Welcome back!

>>138611

Doing well! How are you?

>>138612

Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>138613

I shouldn't be able to?!


 No.138615

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>>138611

Hey Drank <3 Welcome back :)

>>138613

Oh not nice, I've had a sinus infection before it can be a really nasty pain. You ok?


 No.138616

>>138614

Thank you <3


 No.138617

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>>138614

I am already fine.

>>138615

Ayyyy!


 No.138618

File: 1456346674292.mp4 (1.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Russiya.mp4)

>>138609

nevah

*forced huge*

>>138610

I'm havin apple's.

pretty cool, you?


 No.138619

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>>138614

Well

I guess there is no reason you couldnt

>>138615

it sucks


 No.138620

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 No.138621

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>>138617

That is good

>>138618

Forced…what?!


 No.138622

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>>138618

Just chilling relaxing, just downloading some music at the minute :)

What you got planned tonight?


 No.138623

>>138621

I tried to put in a reference. But yeah, that IS good. Just chilling and trying to have a good time. …Although depression sometimes rubs it in my face that something is wrong (like on days where my body feels like it's on autopilot), I still try to keep at least a decent look. (Even though most of the time I have a very cynical view of damn near everything. Fuck me.)


 No.138624

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>>138621

I uh mean hug~

>>138622

lovely ^^

I'm just playan some vidya


 No.138625

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>>138623

I have failed you!!

Oh im sorry to hear that, you're always welcomed to chat about how you're feeling here or steam if you wanna talk. Glad you are feeling good right now

>>138624

Oh that seems like a step down, fine. I will hug you to you pass out


 No.138626

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>>138619

It does :(

>>138624

:) Playing more Arma?


 No.138627

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 No.138628

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>>138627

To late


 No.138629

>>138619

Well no hiding!


 No.138630

File: 1456347919879.webm (2.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, raoast.webm)


 No.138631

File: 1456348014766.mp4 (447.99 KB, 390x220, 39:22, hand.mp4)

>>138625

that sounds lovely

>>138626

nahna europa universalis IV noww


 No.138632

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>>138630

>>138631

I changed my mind, can't have you passing out till the memes are in my hand


 No.138633

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>>138631

Meme me.


 No.138634

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>>138625

Thanks. I will contact my parents and what few friends I have before contacting /lewd/, but I would do it, you know! Contacting, I mean.


 No.138635

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>>138631

Oh nice <3 How you finding it?

>>138632

:D

>>138633


 No.138636

I am here today.

Compliment me.


 No.138637

File: 1456348478550.gif (1.81 MB, 189x392, 27:56, 8c4.gif)

>>138633

I'll meme you right now

>>138634

It all good! You should always contact someone you feel more comfortable with :)


 No.138638

File: 1456348575273.gif (1.93 MB, 500x281, 500:281, tf8Qzc61u2rqnho1_500.gif)


 No.138639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>138626

Its been bugging me for a while now i should maybe get it checked out

>>138629


 No.138640

LET ME POST IMAGES

REEEEEEEEEE


 No.138641

File: 1456348675459.webm (2.82 MB, 1070x488, 535:244, now this is pod racing.webm)

>>138638

Meme porn


 No.138642

>>138641

sauce?


 No.138643

File: 1456348806962.jpg (402.9 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 1440069260139.jpg)

I hate being gay as soon as i get a slimmer of hope i can meet up with someone similar and get rejected.


 No.138644

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 No.138645

File: 1456348806819.webm (405.33 KB, 638x360, 319:180, Who the Hell is Bruce Way….webm)

>>138642

ask noun


 No.138646

File: 1456348865295.gif (596.04 KB, 405x720, 9:16, gfh6.gif)

>>138636

>>138639

Nooo!

>>138643

We should start a club


 No.138647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

More meme porn, for you.


 No.138648

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>>138632

D; noooo

>>138633

have meme

>>138635

bretty good, forming scandinavia!


 No.138649

File: 1456349032778.gif (1.4 MB, 256x269, 256:269, 1441271182455.gif)

>>138642

Get the link off noun and then post it :D

>>138643

>>138646

We should..


 No.138650

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>>138646

Fine I wont be invisible or hide


 No.138651

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>>138648

You wanna pass out?

>>138649

Ok you start it up

>>138650

Good, I still gotta beat you up in Naruto


 No.138652

File: 1456349179527.gif (1.38 MB, 294x350, 21:25, 1456345838961.gif)

The link for the meme porn is stickied on /tv/ by the way.


 No.138653

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>>138646

I'm so pissed that the only people who have any confidence to match mine are to be found a continent away. Europeans are spineless autistic pussies who can't even meetup if you would hold their hand every step of the way, and especially flemish/dutch people who are a special kind of akward, the only "normal" lowland gay people i bumped into are like fucking 30 years older and probably promiscuous as fuck; I don't mind being lewd occasionally online, but all in all i just want a romantic cute guy with similar interests or at least can speak about one topic except whatever fetishes they discovered on the internet, especially if you're too pussified to ever reply to me and actually perform them for once, FUCK


 No.138654

File: 1456349326555.png (1.81 MB, 1912x1080, 239:135, dude come on.png)

>>138651

Those are fun times


 No.138655

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>>138653

>Europeans are spineless autistic pussies who can't even meetup if you would hold their hand every step of the way

This is the problem I have when trying to meet up with people. Heh.


 No.138656

File: 1456349459760.webm (2.52 MB, 800x600, 4:3, 1446922814205.webm)

>>138651

What shall we call it?

>>138652

Have some :3


 No.138657

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>>138652

Guess everyone is gonna leave to go fap now

>>138653

The struggle is real :(

>>138654

When you want to play just tell me

>>138656

Ahh!!


 No.138658

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>>138653

This is why you stick to the American standard.

>>138656

Your thumbnail gave the punchline away!

>>138657

I'm not going to, that's for sure.


 No.138659

File: 1456349641135.webm (2.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bestkage.webm)

>>138657

Lets play like 3 matches I'd play more but my headache isn't fun


 No.138660

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>>138653

>Europeans are spineless autistic pussies who can't even meetup if you would hold their hand every step of the way

LIES

IVE BEEN TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY FOR BOYPUSSY


 No.138661

File: 1456349727503.png (65.38 KB, 300x350, 6:7, 557.png)

>>138660

SO HAVE I


 No.138662

File: 1456349791422.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.09 MB, 980x720, 49:36, 1447908323183.webm)

>>138657

Some ppl don't leave…

>>138658

I know I only realised after it posted I should have put it as a spoiler


 No.138663

File: 1456349812237.jpg (167.34 KB, 907x960, 907:960, 10421274_172160083118764_2….jpg)

>>138658

Good!

>>138659

Right now?


 No.138664

File: 1456349875234.png (708.07 KB, 780x945, 52:63, 1456192830308.png)

>>138655

Good thing England exists or i'd still be a virgin, the only guy i ever had a relationship with was English, because he was the only one to be as bold as me and take a chance in hooking up and becuase he was gorgeous as fuck too, with a sexy slang to boot. every flemish/french person i met up eventually ended up in an akward date. I tried dating Dutch people, but for all the stereotypes for being socially assertive, I guess I just bumped into all the timid ones with such crippling self esteem issues, they wallow in a circle of self pity and stay virgin, while growing older, and uglier, waiting for the prince to barge through the door and kidnap them or something, instead of just taking a chance for fun and HET GEWOON DOEN. Sorry for my rants cuties but I really had to get it off my (flat)chest.


 No.138665

File: 1456349899074.jpg (74.28 KB, 720x480, 3:2, ugu.jpg)

>>138651

yeah I'm pretty tired tbh

>>138656

h hot


 No.138666

File: 1456349913596.webm (545.75 KB, 720x544, 45:34, YEAHH.webm)

>>138663

Yeah, I'd say later but my headache is only getting worse


 No.138667

File: 1456349918232.mp4 (103.7 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Nudge Nudge Monty Python.mp4)

test


 No.138668

File: 1456349980688.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)

>>138653

>>138660

>>138655

>>138664

my problem is that there's no one near me

I'm fine paying for traveling costs but not so much traveling on my own


 No.138669

File: 1456350017981.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)

>>138653

>>138660

>>138655

>>138664

my problem is that there's no one near me

I'm fine paying for traveling costs but not so much traveling on my own i


 No.138670

File: 1456350024792.png (170.4 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 6bf08863be6aef269289d94a00….png)


 No.138671

File: 1456350025356.png (53.42 KB, 300x205, 60:41, 883.png)

>>138664

Maybe you're just talking to the wrong people and end up with the shy loners who are a bit more confident on the internet than off of it.

Ah well, glad you found someone good over here, at least!


 No.138672

File: 1456350028512.png (502.39 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 980.png)

>>138662

!!!!

>>138665

Ok I will hug you till you pass out then leave you on the floor. Guess I could drop a pillow and stuff

>>138666

Alright Satan


 No.138673

File: 1456350136293.jpg (80.28 KB, 805x768, 805:768, 1435795945978.jpg)

>>138662

This one won't even load, but I assume it's also gay.

>>138663

Yeah it's good.

>>138664

Or perhaps you could stop putting so much emphasis on relationships. That is also a solution.


 No.138674

File: 1456350166954.mp4 (7.08 MB, 768x432, 16:9, 1445052884794.mp4)


 No.138675

File: 1456350183229.jpg (40.83 KB, 280x299, 280:299, 1456203596145.jpg)


 No.138676

File: 1456350319137.mp4 (142.93 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Nudge Nudge Monty Python.mp4)

test 2


 No.138677

>>138674

Goodness gracious.


 No.138678

File: 1456350370068.gif (27.23 KB, 325x300, 13:12, thdyujduidiiofi7.gif)

>>138672

done *spit hand and shake*

>>138674

im glad I never heard my parents..


 No.138679

File: 1456350374828.jpg (172.86 KB, 900x1100, 9:11, 48187557_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>138673

Relationships are stupid!! Be single and kill everyone! Revolution!!

>>138674

Oh I seen this lol

>>138675

:)

>>138676

test test


 No.138680

>>138679

I just wanted to make a good video. Now i just need the webm part.

Oh buuuurt~!


 No.138681


 No.138682

File: 1456350623013.jpg (193.68 KB, 496x641, 496:641, 783.jpg)

>>138679

Yeah! Only misery comes of those!


 No.138683

File: 1456350638778.jpg (259.01 KB, 750x1067, 750:1067, 1456026028078.jpg)

>>138673

It's not even exclusively for a relationship i'm going for, I pretend to becuase you know, everyone pretends they are into romance so I play along, but like today, i was just trying to do a meetup, and we exchanged like twenty mails over two hours and it seemed he was really interested. and then zero response when i ask a pic back, and i'm not even talking about nudes, (and tbh i'm not even into that, I want to see one dangling in front of my face) Not even a reply, just nothing.. and this isn't the first time, and i'm NEVER doing another hookup without knowing how the other person looks like beforehand, its akward and the one time i did, i really regretted it, and he probably as well;.


 No.138684

File: 1456350824917.jpg (263.81 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, 48187557_p4_master1200.jpg)

>>138680

Burt is busy getting beat up!

>>138682

Indeed

>>138681

hehe


 No.138685

File: 1456350843579.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>138683

>everyone pretends they are into romance so I play along

no and that's awful, those people want a relationship if they're saying they want one but sex is sex however I did have this one guy who wanted a relationship which I didn't want with him and made it really fucking clear to him that I didn't with him but he fucking fell for me within a week of us talking so that put me right off reaching out to people like that again


 No.138686

File: 1456351022823.png (375.51 KB, 576x459, 64:51, tfw.png)

>tfw now aussie lover boy


 No.138687

i mean no,

type is hard


 No.138688

File: 1456351282925.jpg (321.81 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 54728776_p0.jpg)

>>138678

…is that the only way to seal the deal?


 No.138689

File: 1456351309383.jpg (61.45 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Non Non Biyori Repeat - 09….jpg)

gonna go now. nini everyone <3


 No.138690

File: 1456351311935.jpg (33.54 KB, 371x404, 371:404, 1451677827154.jpg)

>>138685

no, I'm talking about the people who pretend to be romantic under guise of hooking up. People i feel are honest about it, i will be honest back or you know maybe grow a little bit of attachment to them, until i get discarded like usual. That's what I meant, and i'd prefer to do it in a friends with benefits than meeting up with strangers, I just don't feel like getting attached too easily until i know it would be mutual, that's what I mean. Maybe i'm becoming like the people i despise, and i just feel so discouraged that looking for actual meet ups is such an awful process to me compared to doing lewd stuff online… and i'm really bored of the latter to be honest.


 No.138691

File: 1456351423047.png (65.03 KB, 300x305, 60:61, 805.png)

>>138686

>wanting an aussie

Eww.


 No.138692

File: 1456351539148.jpg (539.02 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 582fe11203020fdd430f566dbd….jpg)

>>138689

nini Mikan <3


 No.138693

File: 1456351569948.jpg (487.96 KB, 873x1293, 291:431, 1455651877923.jpg)

>>138686

>tfw no kanker lover boy


 No.138694

File: 1456351585055.png (48.49 KB, 300x244, 75:61, 785.png)

>>138689

Goodnight, Mikan!

>>138690

>no, I'm talking about the people who pretend to be romantic under guise of hooking up.

That sucks. I always make the attempt to be honest with people on what my expectations are.


 No.138695

File: 1456351607026.jpg (46.07 KB, 276x333, 92:111, ren82.jpg)

>>138689

Nini cute


 No.138696

File: 1456351704594.png (94.38 KB, 816x460, 204:115, 1455002345855.png)

>>138690

know what that's like and I'm the same, really bored of online shit but I still do it since it's the only out let I have

although I feel like I'm wasting my time with it since the people I know are 2far


 No.138697

File: 1456351778495.jpg (209.4 KB, 637x615, 637:615, dyl34.jpg)

>>138688

Of course!

come onn shake it

>>138691

look at the moustache and say no, bet you can't.

>>138693

I have geen kancer


 No.138698

File: 1456351880587.gif (1.57 MB, 384x216, 16:9, 1441943675341.gif)

>>138697

type english you cuck.


 No.138699

File: 1456351899078.png (43.4 KB, 300x241, 300:241, 342.png)

>>138697

Geez, you moustache fetishist.

The only guy I like a tache on is me.


 No.138700

File: 1456351958643.jpg (266.42 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 33308800_p0.jpg)

>>138697

*Shakes*


 No.138701

File: 1456351968442.png (422.76 KB, 740x833, 740:833, 1450415262542.png)

>>138694

anyways, if anyone cares for an eventual meetup after my ranting, feel free to add me and see if i am cute to you. I'd rather pleasure a shy cutie lurking this board, with similar hobbies and tastes.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198073865223/


 No.138702

File: 1456352091289.png (11.51 KB, 650x449, 650:449, rGC0xLZ.png)


 No.138703

File: 1456352101244.jpg (40 KB, 612x612, 1:1, dyl6.jpg)

>>138698

Jeg blæste din mor

>>138699

that's not a fetish!

thas a beard

>>138700

Yush all good ^^


 No.138704

File: 1456352208126.jpg (125.79 KB, 981x1000, 981:1000, efd254466c057edfba16ebeb72….jpg)

>>138701

Why do you call yourself "Semen Demon" and expect something romantic? Seems… counter-productive.


 No.138705

File: 1456352266384.jpg (80.65 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 12705662_225596677783481_2….jpg)

>>138699

>hasnt seen my sweet spic stache

sorry dot dot but i got you beat on that


 No.138706

File: 1456352279777.png (21.85 KB, 191x227, 191:227, 828.png)

>>138701

I'll add you soon.

>>138703

FETISHHHHH


 No.138707

File: 1456352343832.jpg (119.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)

Holy shit. I feel terrible today. I'm gonna have to be a man though and try and stay positive.


 No.138708

File: 1456352429253.jpg (79.89 KB, 648x960, 27:40, 12715786_1517923411836690_….jpg)

>>138707

YES!

YOU CAN DO IT FRIEND <3

i believe you can !!!!!


 No.138709

>>138703

>Jeg blæste din mor

Kek


 No.138710

File: 1456352505271.jpg (35.48 KB, 245x274, 245:274, 1444463209814.jpg)

>>138702

>>138704

Well you have point there, then again it's a throw away name i use when i feel lewd, just like my acc, i'm really hesitant (and full) of adding people on my main


 No.138711

File: 1456352576711.png (44.04 KB, 300x223, 300:223, 792.png)

>>138705

You haven't seen mine either!


 No.138712

File: 1456352583985.jpg (400.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-24_00015.jpg)

I DID IT!

I BEAT BIT!


 No.138713

File: 1456352664908.webm (202.45 KB, 320x240, 4:3, nudge.webm)


 No.138714

File: 1456352673371.jpg (427.26 KB, 1024x812, 256:203, 50827059_p0.jpg)

>>138707

Dont hold it in!! Release!!!

>>138712

235 - 1 !! Im so proud :v( then you left!! jk I know about your head


 No.138715

File: 1456352681952.jpg (85.95 KB, 408x600, 17:25, 4gqjVof.jpg)

>>138711

mine is better and super cool <3


 No.138716

File: 1456352685178.jpg (95.2 KB, 966x938, 69:67, ss (2016-01-06 at 10.09.32….jpg)

>>138710

well I don't honestly feel like adding someone for that

I feel like building up the relationships I have till I get to the point where things can happen though but I doubt that'll happen and I'm rather tired of nothing happening


 No.138717

>>138713

Thanks!


 No.138718

File: 1456352758552.jpg (74.08 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 38c0f5b37c66a2a4454e636f8f….jpg)

>>138712

Congratulations :)


 No.138719

File: 1456352782640.jpg (286.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-24_00011.jpg)

>>138714

All I need is the one

dont worry there will be more time for you beat me up


 No.138720

File: 1456352821354.jpg (278.84 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 44967710_p0.jpg)


 No.138721

File: 1456352853604.jpg (287.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-24_00013.jpg)

>>138718

It took a long time to finally win


 No.138722

File: 1456352883229.jpg (186.97 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 39444249_p0.jpg)

>>138719

She didn't deserve all that :(


 No.138723

File: 1456352925448.jpg (52.35 KB, 600x552, 25:23, 1442409011684.jpg)

>>138716

that was what my rant was about, I'm also so tired of nothing to happen, but it's time for me to go to sleep for work, maybe i'll bump into you under a different name ;3 goodnight.


 No.138724

File: 1456352965035.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)


 No.138725

File: 1456352999422.jpg (236.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-24_00008.jpg)

>>138722

Yeah the hyuga went overboard

I also didn't expect Hiashi to show up


 No.138726

File: 1456353084709.jpg (79.44 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 42344517_p0.jpg)

>>138723

Bai bai

>>138725

He would be a pretty cool person to play as, go rest so we can fight again!


 No.138727

File: 1456353093321.png (851.03 KB, 955x981, 955:981, tmp_15590-1456270464883867….png)

can you wish for my power to come back

I haven't done anything but sleep and my phone battery is too low to use it much

rescue me or deliver pizza or something


 No.138728

File: 1456353099507.png (373.6 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 391ac462c5f96fe9329d2dbd5e….png)

>>138720

Unlucky :(

>>138723

Nini <3


 No.138729

File: 1456353209377.png (203.65 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, 1444545084653.png)

>>138727

gib address and I'll order you a pizza


 No.138730

File: 1456353214412.jpg (509.41 KB, 1024x812, 256:203, 46273526_p0.jpg)

>>138727

Was it from the storm on the east?

I will send you some oranges!

>>138728

I wont lose ever again!


 No.138731

File: 1456353330874.jpg (193.76 KB, 640x623, 640:623, dyl33.jpg)

>>138706

not!

>>138709

master of danish right here


 No.138732

>>138731

Jeg vil nok mere kalde det der google oversæt.


 No.138733

>>138729

here you need my credit card too right?

>>138730

yeah

the stupid thing is, it was sunny when it went out, the rain had stopped. It was from just a bit of wind.

why oranges?


 No.138734

File: 1456353432624.jpg (24.87 KB, 264x357, 88:119, 1456121225163.jpg)

>>138726

Im sure mod could add him in.

but yeah ill rest now


 No.138735

File: 1456353537527.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)

>>138733

why would I when I'd pay for it?

alternatively you could give me an email which is accounted to a paypal account of yours and I can send you 30 squids for it, that's enough right?


 No.138736

File: 1456353616623.jpg (349.04 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 252b8db58ae4c03ac7a27dd61d….jpg)

>>138727

How long has your power been out for?

>>138730

Aww you'll be fine :)

>>138734

Catch you later Burt <3


 No.138737

File: 1456353691491.jpg (478.76 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, 49618593_p0.jpg)

>>138733

Oh we just got a lot of wind, I think we might get a storm tonight..its always at night :(

Because I love oranges :)

>>138734

Cya later


 No.138738

>>138735

what kind of squids? Not those spooky giant ones I hope?

>>138736

3 hours

apparently I'm in the worst part if I go by this

>>138737

oranges are good. I like the smaller varieties like clementines or cuties because they're typically sweeter. I think peaches are my favorite fruit though.


 No.138739

File: 1456353987759.png (240.12 KB, 1080x706, 540:353, tmp_15590-tornaders1901493….png)


 No.138740

File: 1456354034066.jpg (106.58 KB, 769x1127, 769:1127, 1451603965363[1].jpg)


 No.138741

File: 1456354051762.jpg (135.62 KB, 600x337, 600:337, revy omake 4.jpg)

Fear not, I have returned.


 No.138742

File: 1456354058355.png (76.76 KB, 632x500, 158:125, hhhxfth.png)

time for sleepan

na na

>>138732

Du opdagede min kneb, fuck


 No.138743

>>138738

as in pounds


 No.138744

File: 1456354206599.png (537.28 KB, 634x606, 317:303, trapezoid.png)

>>138740

Oh god toodles.


 No.138745

>>138738

Hopefully it won't take too long for them to restore power. Is the storm still going on?

>>138741

Welcome back <3

>>138742

Nini Tokai <3


 No.138746

File: 1456354291344.jpg (319.57 KB, 1024x812, 256:203, 47634271_p0.jpg)

>>138738

Mhm peaches would be right next to oranges for me.

Oranges it is!

>>138739

Ooh good im in the yellow lol

>>138741

Who are you?

>>138742

Dont forget to wake up


 No.138747

>>138744

Lets visit japan together trough this interactive story and enrich our knowledge of their culture!


 No.138748

File: 1456354656184.gif (1.61 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 1456025428979.gif)


 No.138749

>>138745

Yeah it's still going on. It looks pretty outside but I hear the wind really loudly. It's weird


 No.138750

File: 1456355140282.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1456070400602.webm)

Do you feel ashamed yet?!!


 No.138751

File: 1456355885110.png (75.86 KB, 627x607, 627:607, hot.png)


 No.138752

File: 1456356082407.mp4 (368.67 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Song _d76cf3ab436964d8033f….mp4)

>>138751

Already awake?


 No.138753

File: 1456356228993.png (456.05 KB, 608x419, 608:419, afffe.png)

>>138748

I blame toodles…


 No.138754

I came :DDDD


 No.138755

>>138754

same fam


 No.138756

File: 1456356357370.webm (2.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1456347919879.webm)

>>138753

For your small wee?

>>138754

:DD


 No.138757

>>138755

What'd you cum to?


 No.138758

File: 1456356434690.png (225.79 KB, 749x455, 107:65, Math.png)

>>138752

I cant sleep so im just sitting here half awake

i just had to react to that is all


 No.138759

File: 1456356690664.png (309.79 KB, 800x1080, 20:27, Dark-dressed Satori.png)

…Lurking over.

>>138755

Wassup Noun? How are ya?

>>138758

Hey Burt. How ya doing?


 No.138760

File: 1456356773395.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.78 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1456231712352.webm)


 No.138761

File: 1456356957546.jpg (133.25 KB, 428x650, 214:325, dontask.jpg)

>>138759

slowly suffering from a sinus headache

>>138760

ahhh bit…


 No.138762

File: 1456356959567.png (91.73 KB, 222x228, 37:38, profile pic 4.png)

>>138756

>>138760

Haha nice try bitch.

>>138759

Nothin' much. About to play some monster hunter. How are you?


 No.138763

File: 1456357130530.png (568.19 KB, 590x625, 118:125, sunglasses.png)

God DAMN I have never seen a cooler bad guy in a movie for a while. The Enforcer is fucking great.


 No.138764

>>138761

Aw, damn. Hope everything gets better soon.

>>138762

I am doing…meh. For some reason, I feel like my body is on autopilot today…not sure what to think of it…I will prolly watch an animu episode or two tonight.


 No.138765

File: 1456357212617.png (208 KB, 585x291, 195:97, Lee Jung-ah (28).png)


 No.138766

File: 1456357340381.png (102.71 KB, 337x243, 337:243, Lee Jung-ah (29).png)


 No.138767

File: 1456357454492.jpg (Spoiler Image, 171.75 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 27916065_p0.jpg)

>>138761

Overwatch hype!

>>138762

>Implying it was for you


 No.138768

File: 1456357546072.png (360 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959605.png)

>came without master's permission and lied about it

>not allowed to even touch myself until Monday, with no guarantee I'll be allowed to cum

Being bad doesn't pay.


 No.138769

File: 1456357565159.jpg (339.36 KB, 1167x1037, 1167:1037, Screenshot_40.jpg)


 No.138770

File: 1456357634687.jpg (319.16 KB, 1236x906, 206:151, Screenshot_43.jpg)

>>138768

So punishment came anyway lol


 No.138771

File: 1456357658609.png (955.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, m14 shocked.png)

>>138767

yeah

hype


 No.138772

File: 1456357704840.png (43.73 KB, 142x199, 142:199, Jang Mira (35).png)

>>138769

whats up bit


 No.138773

File: 1456357834889.png (176.11 KB, 517x517, 1:1, sk1426890959490.png)

>>138770

Not because of anything you said, though!


 No.138774

File: 1456357903927.jpg (75.18 KB, 625x960, 125:192, 1240637_1520911571537874_6….jpg)

Hallo Willkommen lewd <3


 No.138775

File: 1456358019810.png (243.02 KB, 391x543, 391:543, sk1426890959451.png)

>>138774

Guten Abend, Date!


 No.138776

File: 1456358031610.jpg (330.72 KB, 881x991, 881:991, Screenshot_34.jpg)

>>138772

Nothing much just playing some games and listening to music, whats up with you?

>>138773

Suuuure

>>138774

Ello


 No.138777

File: 1456358115694.png (1005.78 KB, 1233x692, 1233:692, abdr.png)

>>138767

>tfw forgotten

>>138768

That's what you get.


 No.138778

File: 1456358170335.jpg (532.32 KB, 800x1069, 800:1069, 1446021026954.jpg)

>>138775

ok thats as much as i remember from what i learned

but im trying my best cause i want to speak to mein man in his native tongue

and yes guten Aben to you too!

i know what that means!!!!

im proud of myself !!

>>138776

hey hey bit how are you?


 No.138779

File: 1456358327558.png (70.83 KB, 259x254, 259:254, Jang Mira (91).png)

>>138776

managing my music library atm

got the chameleons going so thats p cool


 No.138780

File: 1456358540544.png (199.83 KB, 600x514, 300:257, sk1426890959474.png)

>>138776

I was punished because I was bad, and then lied about it, which is even worse.

>>138777

Yeah, I know, it's even a milder punishment than I was expecting. Nice trips, in any case!

>>138778

I don't exactly speak German either, but it's similar-ish to Norwegian! I'd say "God aften" rather than "Guten Abend"! And good luck! Miles is making a slow attempt at Norwegian, as well, but languages are hard.


 No.138781

File: 1456358678608.jpg (79.89 KB, 648x960, 27:40, 12715786_1517923411836690_….jpg)

>>138780

ah

well i have always been a ww2 germany nerd so i always wanted to learn german now i have en excuse to do so :3

but danke, im giving it my 110% !!!!!!!!


 No.138782

File: 1456358692873.png (116.56 KB, 206x217, 206:217, 7LZ4ZgJ.png)


 No.138783

File: 1456358723003.jpg (119.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)


 No.138784

File: 1456358725151.jpg (295.6 KB, 1189x905, 1189:905, Screenshot_42.jpg)

>>138777

Dont worry we will all be forgotten when we die :D

>>138778

Good, you doing well?

>>138779

Sounds nice, I liked the ones you posted

>>138780

Sounds like you got off easy!


 No.138785

File: 1456358801802.jpeg (313.98 KB, 500x756, 125:189, 2015-09-06-766768.jpeg)

>>138784

im as chipper as can be

and i feel like a ray of sunshine!!!

and great that you feel good thats super !!


 No.138786

File: 1456358817650.png (157.17 KB, 267x286, 267:286, m3Cewww.png)


 No.138787

File: 1456358831918.png (297.46 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959697.png)

>>138784

Yes, I got off easy, that's why I'm being punished.


 No.138788

File: 1456358855485.jpg (239.73 KB, 1100x1380, 55:69, 1456298084496.jpg)


 No.138789

File: 1456358898601.gif (1.98 MB, 440x247, 440:247, 1.gif)

>>138784

M H 4 U

>>138786

M H 4 U

>>138787

M H 4 U

>>138788

M H 4 U


 No.138790

File: 1456358939377.png (295.38 KB, 420x431, 420:431, sfaVFLc.png)


 No.138791

File: 1456358997431.png (243.02 KB, 391x543, 391:543, sk1426890959451.png)

>>138789

Have fun!


 No.138792

File: 1456359076749.png (115.55 KB, 326x229, 326:229, Jang Mira (57).png)

>>138784

they remind me of cocteau twins too but not as good

do u like cocteau twins?


 No.138793

File: 1456359179605.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.38 KB, 551x310, 551:310, e9a4ba176f693207a54722821b….jpg)


 No.138794

File: 1456359282900.png (121.62 KB, 275x365, 55:73, sk1426890959562.png)

>>138793

Wait, is that The Secret Journey or whatever? They animated that? Damn!


 No.138795

File: 1456359373065.jpg (360.82 KB, 1280x1400, 32:35, 53959149_p0.jpg)

>>138785

Sounds wonderful :)

>>138789

Nah

>>138792

Hmm never gave them a listen. I will check them out tonight and tell you what I think if you care.

>>138794

Its made by queenbee so its pretty much a slideshow lol


 No.138796

>>138793

Full vid


 No.138797

File: 1456359437758.png (71.56 KB, 175x205, 35:41, ayDF4tb.png)

>>138794

Yup.

There's a few screenshots on sankaku.


 No.138798

File: 1456359471986.png (56.84 KB, 181x227, 181:227, Jang Mira (60).png)


 No.138799

File: 1456359515929.png (228.17 KB, 383x354, 383:354, 7iCF1QZ.png)

>>138796

I-I don't know!

I only saw the screenshots on sankaku…


 No.138800

File: 1456359613301.jpg (478.76 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, 49618593_p0.jpg)

http://hentaihaven.org/secret-journey-episode-1/

Step up your hentai game fam!

>>138798

Cool I will check it out now


 No.138801

File: 1456359776044.png (277.07 KB, 495x645, 33:43, sk1426890959450.png)

>>138795

Oh. Right. I've never even seen Queenbee stuff, but /d/ complains more than enough about it.

>>138797

Bit's gotten me sceptical, but I guess I'll check it out!


 No.138802

File: 1456359788537.png (352.17 KB, 389x567, 389:567, c5C3OKt.png)

>>138800

Now I'm going to have to masturbate again.

Thanks, asshole.


 No.138803

File: 1456360173624.gif (1.96 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 563.gif)

>>138801

Shame someone else didn't make it, she is my type of girl!!

>>138802

Enjoy!

>>138798

I liked it, it was nice thanks :)


 No.138804

File: 1456360268024.png (54.62 KB, 130x207, 130:207, Jang Mira (104).png)

>>138803

you're welcome

i'm pleased that you liked it!


 No.138805

going to bed now because my bf wants it


 No.138806

File: 1456360395288.jpeg (606.03 KB, 900x1500, 3:5, 2015-07-30-755756.jpeg)

>>138805

gute nach mein mann <3

and you make it sounds like im being mean!!!


 No.138807

>>138805

if he hits u let me kno ;_ ;


 No.138808

File: 1456360479959.png (181.13 KB, 600x710, 60:71, sk1426890959401.png)

>>138803

It's a really good doujin, but, yeah, the animation was absolutely not something to write home about.

>>138805

Schlafen Sie gut!


 No.138809

File: 1456360551347.jpg (16.83 KB, 242x255, 242:255, 1456181518183.jpg)

>tfw youve been fingering your ass


 No.138810

File: 1456360643967.jpg (96.6 KB, 978x954, 163:159, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.51.06….jpg)

>>138806

you're a super meany


 No.138811

File: 1456360697369.jpeg (1.4 MB, 1000x1294, 500:647, 2015-08-07-758173.jpeg)

>>138810

am not!

i just want him to fix his sleep schedule!


 No.138812

File: 1456360705183.jpg (89.09 KB, 662x442, 331:221, 1456260259426.jpg)

>>138810

>1 off

Sorry bro.


 No.138813

guess who has two thumbs and has been drinking


 No.138814

File: 1456360730848.gif (940.33 KB, 500x378, 250:189, gsd.gif)

>>138804

Is that the rest of your night today? The music.

>>138808

Loan me $50000 and I will start my own hentai animation!!

>>138809


 No.138815

File: 1456360964290.jpg (119.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)

>>138811

Hell yeah that GET was epic.


 No.138816

File: 1456360986267.jpg (420.33 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, 53159169_p0.jpg)

>>138813

Me probably soon?!

You can see the future!


 No.138817

File: 1456360988298.png (206.47 KB, 433x433, 1:1, sk1426890959493.png)

>>138814

I'll give you $2 and you'll send me pics of you in a maid uniform!


 No.138818

File: 1456361160832.jpg (223.81 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 44987971_p0.jpg)

>>138817

Hey im worth more than $2! Also I dont wear maid uniforms!


 No.138819

>>138818

How disappointing.


 No.138820

File: 1456361251442.jpg (146.53 KB, 1405x966, 1405:966, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.01.23….jpg)

>>138811

super

mean


 No.138821

File: 1456361269804.jpg (36.71 KB, 500x350, 10:7, 300972-tidus.jpg)


 No.138822

File: 1456361284539.png (1.62 MB, 953x1327, 953:1327, 2015-10-30-780502.png)

>>138818

ill give you 1000 german marks (ww2 era value)


 No.138823

File: 1456361331615.jpg (89.09 KB, 662x442, 331:221, 1456260259426.jpg)

>>138822

Wow that's two in a row… Pretty epic.


 No.138824

File: 1456361332531.jpg (373.65 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 45484405_p0.jpg)

>>138819

It was bound to happen my baby

>>138822

Well when you put it like that…noo!


 No.138825

>>138816

No it's me

But you go ahead and get started too


 No.138826

File: 1456361442114.jpg (226.54 KB, 1041x1080, 347:360, Moon (209).jpg)

>>138814

probs gonna be more than that since i just got up!


 No.138827

File: 1456361448434.png (237.49 KB, 572x600, 143:150, sk1426890959813.png)

>>138818

Well, I'm sure you could find a maid uniform in a dumpster somewhere! It's Amerika, the land of opportunities!


 No.138828

File: 1456361586404.jpg (108.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (5).jpg)

Change Mclovin to Noun.


 No.138829

File: 1456361614042.jpg (80.93 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 46669885_p0.jpg)

>>138825

It's to early! I might have to get up early so I gotta check first.

>>138826

Oh your sleep is all over the place!

>>138827

How about I come over there and put one on you, and sell the pictures to some American perverts.


 No.138830

File: 1456361655846.jpg (181.16 KB, 774x981, 86:109, Moon (177).jpg)

>>138829

yeah it's a mess


 No.138831

File: 1456361678907.jpg (134.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1456297645370.jpg)

>33 coming up


 No.138832

File: 1456361702765.png (61.41 KB, 313x304, 313:304, kNLPxdg.png)

i came~


 No.138833

File: 1456361734923.jpg (210.44 KB, 461x674, 461:674, 71f3af4e99ca83654a8c7e398d….jpg)

Since when is this place so orientated with gets?


 No.138834

File: 1456361788030.png (309.01 KB, 494x524, 247:262, sk1426890959520.png)

>>138829

There's only one American pervert who'd be interested in me in a maid uniform, and that's master.


 No.138835

>>138829

I'm not an alcoholic

I swear


 No.138836

File: 1456361850441.jpg (115.97 KB, 719x718, 719:718, 1456260389976.jpg)

>>138833

I follow every double!


 No.138837

File: 1456362007600.png (1.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.138838

>>138837

Oh you just made my day.


 No.138839

File: 1456362099270.jpg (160.08 KB, 811x934, 811:934, Moon (33).jpg)


 No.138840

File: 1456362163298.jpg (161.05 KB, 554x600, 277:300, kyokoduck.jpg)

Not sure if Brat's phone died or a tornado exploded his house.


 No.138841

File: 1456362169235.jpg (417.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, S02E03 - Dance with Unders….jpg)

>>138830

Mine is slowly turning. I like sleeping during the day and doing stuff during the night. Yet it can also more me sad.

>>138834

Hmmm ok, back to the hentai animation job :(

>>138835

I believe you


 No.138842

File: 1456362187970.jpg (82.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1456297177735.jpg)

>44 is coming

Some one please fucking show us how it's done.


 No.138843

Dubs


 No.138844

Fuck!


 No.138845

File: 1456362265066.jpg (157.34 KB, 728x928, 91:116, Moon (192).jpg)

>>138841

saaaame

i like quiet nights


 No.138846

File: 1456362301973.jpg (15.28 KB, 673x378, 673:378, 12647095_1061231783919498_….jpg)


 No.138847


 No.138848

File: 1456362374628.jpg (170.6 KB, 850x757, 850:757, sample-9d5b7b2c4bd6a685bd5….jpg)


 No.138849

File: 1456362420895.jpg (200.99 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, 5g3gf.jpg)

>>138845

How long have you had this sleep schedule?


 No.138850

File: 1456362459956.png (468.82 KB, 572x789, 572:789, 1456203876864.png)


 No.138851

File: 1456362514642.jpg (134.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1456297645370.jpg)


 No.138852

File: 1456362581109.jpg (203.84 KB, 1109x1080, 1109:1080, Moon (131).jpg)

>>138849

well this isn't really my normal schedule right

usually i go to bed really early like 5 or 6 pm and wake up really early to catch the tail end of the night kinda


 No.138853

File: 1456362647529.png (170.4 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 6bf08863be6aef269289d94a00….png)


 No.138854

File: 1456362731235.png (323.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959795.png)


 No.138855

File: 1456362742863.jpg (58.6 KB, 500x500, 1:1, eye.jpg)

Aha~, I'm pretty great.


 No.138856

File: 1456362795956.png (1.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.138857

File: 1456362801106.jpg (37.19 KB, 438x352, 219:176, powerglove.jpg)


 No.138858

File: 1456362899760.png (45.12 KB, 299x315, 299:315, 124324324234.png)

doesn't anyone else find an even remotely gay nazi and/or nationalist somewhat ironic?

unless you're a pluralist of course!


 No.138859

File: 1456362903744.png (169.25 KB, 300x430, 30:43, sk1426890959574.png)

>>138855

Eh. You're pretty, at least, but hardly great.


 No.138860

File: 1456362930612.jpg (331.61 KB, 912x518, 456:259, drinking game.jpg)


 No.138861

File: 1456362962617.jpeg (235.49 KB, 703x800, 703:800, 2015-06-20-744975.jpeg)

>>138858

you can take it in the ass and be proud of your country!!!


 No.138862

>>138860

My son you need a girlfriend.


 No.138863

File: 1456362981360.png (266.32 KB, 720x1049, 720:1049, Kondou (3).png)

>>138858

not ironic at all!

>>138860

/[o_o]\


 No.138864

File: 1456363017009.png (175.32 KB, 562x600, 281:300, 7d045581c79f535f901e044f47….png)

>>138855

You're pretty good.

>>138857


 No.138865

File: 1456363027093.png (152.89 KB, 462x301, 66:43, 123 baby.png)

>>138858

*yawns* Oh is it BORING talk time now?

>>138859

I'm all of the above!

>>138862

I have one. Her name is Revy. Isn't she beautiful?


 No.138866

>>138865

Yes that's true. I'm proud of you either way my son.


 No.138867

File: 1456363091412.png (451.27 KB, 448x495, 448:495, smile.png)


 No.138868

>>138866

Legendary.


 No.138869

File: 1456363119515.png (17 KB, 211x282, 211:282, 1213312214.png)

>>138861

>>138863

the issue is though that if you are gay and support nationalism, you ignore the fact of your people sort of getting shafted by the lack of births, which is why hitler really hated homosexuals

>>138865

responsitility is a terrible, terrible thing which must be done because if it doesn't terrible things such as neckbeards and famine happen


 No.138870

File: 1456363149032.png (479.25 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 93e749ed7b69a823fbf2b45258….png)


 No.138871

File: 1456363153834.jpg (88.94 KB, 1188x933, 396:311, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.46.51….jpg)

>>138858

makes sense to me if they're not of the correct genetics they shouldn't be breeding so being gay is perfectly fine since it doesn't add to the gene pool


 No.138872

File: 1456363206327.png (192.74 KB, 342x512, 171:256, sk1426890959517.png)

>>138865

>I'm all of the above!

You're Sci, baby boy and Date and so on?


 No.138873

File: 1456363206757.jpg (243.18 KB, 428x700, 107:175, revy in sweater.jpg)

>>138869

Yeah yeah, WHATEVER.

>>138870


 No.138874

>>138872

Quit being so literal damn you!


 No.138875

File: 1456363303117.png (25.44 KB, 180x272, 45:68, Kondou (7).png)

>>138869

nationalism has nothing to do with hitler


 No.138876

File: 1456363303524.jpg (25.77 KB, 201x202, 201:202, 435234555.jpg)

>>138871

depends on how social or genetic you see gayness as

bisexuality for example could lead the in theory gay gene to be passed, giving rise to further ironicism

>>138873

no one ever told me how being a pompous intellectual asshole (also known as adult) would be so boring and shit


 No.138877

File: 1456363329616.gif (499.77 KB, 500x200, 5:2, 1454268991994.gif)

>>138871

>Wolfspider


 No.138878


 No.138879

File: 1456363356616.jpg (484.11 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, S02E03 - Dance with Unders….jpg)

>>138850

WAKE ME UP!

>>138852

I think in a few weeks I should be like that.


 No.138880

File: 1456363360196.jpeg (317.89 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 2015-12-09-791457.jpeg)

>>138869

but in countries like the us or china i doubt that would be an issue

i mean if it was like in japan and stuff sure i could understand it more


 No.138881

File: 1456363424750.png (310.88 KB, 552x552, 1:1, sk1426890959628.png)

>>138874

Well, quit being so imprecise, cuckboi!


 No.138882

File: 1456363463803.png (40.26 KB, 729x729, 1:1, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.16.47….png)

>>138876

I have no real answer then

>>138877

>some slut


 No.138883

>>138881

>cuckboi

When will this meme end…


 No.138884

>>138876

Like bisexuals are disease carriers who don't show symptoms?

Shouldn't have laughed this hard


 No.138885

>>138882

Ooh, damn you! You've bested me for now, bully!


 No.138886

File: 1456363512476.png (11.98 KB, 201x269, 201:269, 41221213123.png)

>>138875

>national

>socialism

>i.e. socialism amongst one nation, or one people

this depends on how you define nation, really- is a nation a race or an entity drawn on a map? hitler has everything or nothing to do with your answer

>>138878

if neets ever populate the world then i can understand the global economic downturn!

>>138880

depends on the population capacity of the land you hold and the genetic makeup of that population depending if you are a person who bases divisions on race or not

hispanics are making up a sizable portion of the southwest united states, for example, and there's talk of a 'minority majority' in demographics

>>138882

takeover by whatever race populates the fastest when?


 No.138887

File: 1456363545443.gif (256.45 KB, 500x255, 100:51, sk1426890959440.gif)

>>138883

When it stops annoying you, because annoying you is fun.


 No.138888

>>138886

entity drawn on a map


 No.138889

File: 1456363579170.png (1.02 MB, 729x665, 729:665, its the 90s.png)

Check'd. Damn…


 No.138890

File: 1456363636525.png (Spoiler Image, 167.83 KB, 257x269, 257:269, fJ607Et.png)

cocks please


 No.138891

File: 1456363645246.jpg (83.7 KB, 1388x954, 694:477, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.53.23….jpg)

>>138885

I shall claim my prize and ravish your boipussy

>>138886

well that's not the best option since blacks have a high birth rates but it was only when they were taught by the white man were they able to do anything worthwhile


 No.138892

File: 1456363646928.png (260.96 KB, 573x556, 573:556, rakk.png)

>>138887

Only 3 people on the internet annoy me.


 No.138893

>>138890

Literally just google "penises" and fap to that.


 No.138895


 No.138896

File: 1456363705506.png (93.67 KB, 232x213, 232:213, 9cAfadz.png)

>>138892

oh oh oh

is one of them me!




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