No.140784
According to tumblr, Noun got a boner after seeing Jackie Chan nude edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6amUY0kGrQ
No.140796
I want to lick youmus feet so fucking bad oh my GOD
No.140797
>tfw you love your bf so much
No.140801
>>140784
why was the japanese math student sad?
because sin(π) didn't notice her
i'm also somewhat meh/terrible/wondering today! what about you, /lewd/?
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No.140804
>>140800
Post more, I can't find my folders.
No.140806
>>140799
You can't have them running away now! That was pretty much the only guro I had :v(
>>140801
No.140807
>>140806
what's a lumberjack's favorite function?
log
No.140809
>>140807
>Clicking the spoiler
hehe
No.140811
>>140804
you know jap! go on like, 2ch or something?
No.140812
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No.140813
>>140811
If I was really determined to find more, I'd go on Gurochan or something.
No.140816
>>140809
i also know my physics f/a=m!
>>140813
guro is everywhere!
it is also one of those things you should probably not try in real life…
No.140820
>>140819
No it's great, keep going if you want
No.140821
>>140820
one has to always keep track of momentum when it comes to physics puns…
i can't always be sure i'm conveying the vector i am going off on!
No.140822
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>>140818
Did he get the point? :D
No.140823
>>140822
Um….
>Me
>The joke
What?
No.140824
>>140823
I was joking about getting the scissors to the eye lol
No.140825
>>140822
>>140823
you don't see eye to eye with him?
No.140827
[Witty comment goes here]
No.140830
>>140827
don't rage at our pun game please!
>>140828
i think this girl got a little ahead of herself when it came to table arrangements
No.140831
>>140824
>>140825
Oh! And by the way that was a girl.
No.140832
>>140831
i was talking about the pun, silly…
No.140833
>>140830
Besides, with yanderes, Yuno how it gors!
No.140834
>>140833
you could say i am simply obsessed with yandere puns!
No.140835
>>140827
[Reply goes there]
>>140829
Are you gonna clean up that blood?
>>140830
No.140836
>>140830
I never rage at anything, though!
it's a misnomer!
>>140835
oh hiya bit
No.140837
>>140832
Hmm…. Perhaps i should go to bed.
No.140838
>>140835
it's hard to make puns about frogs- around them, nothing really flies…
No.140839
>>140834
In love with my madness puns, are ya?
No.140840
>bought games for half a dozen people here
>literally never played a round with any of you cunts
No.140841
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>>140831
Ah hard to tell :3
>>140835
Possibly
No.140842
>>140836
well, not being aptly named can be a good thing sometimes!
>>140837
goodnight!
>>140839
something just drives me insane when it comes to puns like these; i'm madly in love with them!
No.140844
>>140836
Hi hi, what's going on?
>>140838
*dies*
>>140840
No.140845
Yeah i better do. Goodnight /lewd/
No.140846
>>140842
I know, right? I just seem to be taken over by these feelings of unrequited and insatiable hunger for these puns, amirite?
No.140848
>>140842
I don't know when or how
but alright!
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No.140851
>>140844
*resurrects*
>>140846
you satiate them quite well!
>>140848
so how are you?
No.140852
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>>140851
You can't do that!
No.140854
>>140851
same as always
shoot me in the fucking face
No.140855
>>140852
*does it anyways*
>>140854
shot in the face, eh? i wouldn't want someone to have to clean up my brain bits if i did it…
No.140856
>>140855
Well, yeah.
I want your brains to stay just where they are.
No.140857
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>>140856
brain's the burger and the heart's the coal!
No.140859
>>140846
>lewd webms
>followed by gore
that's a good way to create and then murder a boner
No.140860
>still no reply
i knew there was no reason to try romantically, I don't know why I try to fool myself
No.140862
>>140860
no response from who?
No.140867
>>140866
Yay for lewd webms!
No.140868
>>140864
*slaps forehead*
>>140865
Good!
No.140869
>>140862
the guy who's number i got
i didn't see him today, nor did he respond to my texts…
No.140874
No.140875
>>140870
eh
i think im just being impatient and too demanding tbh
I-I'm sure he just got sick or something and has been away from his phone, o-or something…
No.140877
>>140875
>i think im just being impatient and too demanding tbh
>just wants to talk
pffft.
No.140878
>>140871
A random burt appears
>>140872
Uhh it was a good luck slap
>>140873
!!
>>140876
lol
No.140879
>>140877
Oh he wants to do more than talk
No.140883
>>140877
Yeah. That's what I said.
But what am I to do?
Call him until he talks to me or something? That wouldn't seem too attractive. Even creepy, I've been told.
>>140879
only after marriage
No.140885
I just got home from a night call, and this is what happens in my absence?
No.140886
Baka your social skills are so bad
No.140888
>>140884
this is a good series
No.140889
>>140883
nope
you just let it slide for now
No.140891
>>140887
This isn't justice, this is gay as heck!
No.140892
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>>140886
rude
why do you say such things?
I don't think I've said anything socially awkward yet.
>>140889
I guess. If I see him on Monday I might ask him whats up though.
No.140893
>>140890
my name Disappeared
No.140896
>>140893
Get name transplant surgery for it.
No.140897
>>140890
Lmao I gotta watch this show again
>>140891
Only 2%!
No.140898
>>140897
I can't get off to SFM, it's just so doll-like and weird.
Have a picture of a lewd Diablo.
No.140901
I didn't disappear, what are you talking about?!
No.140902
>>140900
Where the fuck is my son?
No.140910
>>140909
How can you possibly not care my son is missing?
No.140913
>>140911
>140911
Fascinating my man.
No.140915
>>140910
I wont lie
I accidentally left him in a dumpster.
No.140918
>>140915
You are truly evil~!
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No.140921
>>140919
lol and goodnight
No.140922
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>>140912
Hi
>>140914
>>140918
We were playing a game and it went south
No.140926
>>140919
>breaks neck
boner not now
No.140928
>kyoko will never break your neck
No.140933
>>140928
When are you going to download Dirty Bomb and play with me?
No.140936
>>140933
I have it but it's horribly buggy for me. Whenever shoot or aim I get an awful lag spike, it's strange. Plus the characters are painfully obnoxious.
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>>140935
>5
Hold on, that was shocking…
No.140939
Noun getting trolled again.
No.140940
>>140936
Tomorrow sounds great.
No.140941
>>140940
I'm going MIA tomorrow though
No.140942
>>140941
>Select/drop/paste files here
>[▶ Show post options & limits]
https://softserve-checkout.myshopify.com/
No.140950
>>140947
Omg that was lewd…
No.140951
>>140948
Me on the bottom
>>140949
*Reloads zips*
No.140954
>>140953
It's just a prank bro
No.140955
>>140954
I saw you unzip it…
No.140956
>>140955
You didn't see anything
No.140957
>>140954
Goodbye cruel world….
*jumps off a bridge*
No.140959
I'm trying to sleep but I can't.
And then I ended up thinking of my childhood and I'm all sad and depressed now.
No.140960
>>140957
Who said you could do that?
>>140958
You didn't!
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>>140960
I just miss my son Noun so much…
No.140966
Ah, whatever.
Hello, and goodbye.
No.140968
>>140966
Noo stay!!
>>140967
I will just shoot them
No.140971
>>140965
Oh i like that picture.
No.140972
>>140969
Why a not? You were feeling down right?
>>140970
lol one more to go
No.140973
>>140972
Hurry up and shoot my other eye!
No.140975
Wearing tights makes me really lewd
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No.140977
>>140974
You always get me excited for stuff then never do it!
No.140981
>>140972
Well, yeah. I do think I'll be fine in a little bit..
It's just hard to keep my mind off of things enough for me to sleep.
No.140982
Fists in the air, and a finger to the sky.
No.140983
>>140977
Who you slapping?!
>>140979
Have fun :)
>>140981
You gotta get up earlier for tomorrow? I would get out of bed and find something to keep my busy long enough to where im really really tired
No.140984
>>140983
Nothing tomorrow I really need to do. But I'll try what you're suggesting.
No.140986
>>140984
I see or just keep posting here :)
>>140985
*Throws you in a dumpster*
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No.140988
>>140986
Thats where I belong
thanks
No.140992
li'l bit + Bare Naked Ladies
No.140993
>>140991
>>140992
What are you getting at you bakay..
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No.140997
>>140993
>>140994
Just Sex already!
No.140998
>>140995
but that wouldn't woooork!
No.141000
>>140994
*Unzi-
>>140997
Were just friends you baka! Just go sex a space rock!
No.141002
>>140999
I have never actually seen this
>>141000
awwwww!
No.141003
>>141001
Cuddling your qt while he plays vidya!
No.141005
>>141000
What were you doing there?
No.141006
>>141002
I should slap you for such things!
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>>141003
cuddling your qt while he plays vidya, and distracting him with a handjob until he gets so frustrated he fucks you
No.141014
>>141013
I want high fantasy with bolt-action rifles now, damn you.
No.141017
>>141009
That probably won't happen :(
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No.141020
>>141017
lmao you're joking right
No.141021
>>141019
Because we're both bottoms!
No.141022
I am gonna go to sleep early tonight..
Goodnight
No.141023
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No.141031
>>141030
Post Plutia transformed, her normal form sucks.
No.141032
>>141030
Feel a bit better?
No.141033
>>141031
Shit Bad taste.
>>141032
A little.
No.141035
>>141033
I like my women mature, sorry but I'm not a pedophile and/or lolicon.
That, and for some reason evil women get me going.
No.141036
>>141035
Of course, I'm not saying I dislike her other form. I just disagree with regular Plutia being shit.
No.141038
>>141035
>implying you wouldn't a kyoko
No.141039
>>141038
Lolis are for protecting!
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>>141036
Not shit persay, just not my taste.
>>141038
You just want me to fuck you.
No.141041
>>141040
Nice save, but no.
No.141042
>>141041
Keep it that way.
No.141044
Goodnight.
Hopefully I can sleep now
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No.141047
>>141043
>>141045
where do I sign?
No.141048
>>141047
on my steam profile
just click where it says "add friend"
No.141050
>>141049
Don't try too hard, you might give into temptation.
No.141051
>>141050
That's a very handsome man in your picture, is that you?
No.141052
>>141048
where's your profile?
No.141053
>>141045
>>141046
check the box by 'give up your soul' and sign on the line below
No.141054
>>141051
Hey same, is that you? Because you have a fucked-up face.
No.141057
>>141054
Fucked up in what way?
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No.141059
>>141057
It's unnatural and alien-looking! Get that fixed!
No.141060
>>141059
Is this better? Am I pretty like one of your mature women?
No.141061
>>141060
I'm from X-COM; an alien threat has been detected, stand back.
No.141064
>>141061
I've always wanted to rape a soldier.
No.141066
>>141064
You couldn't rape an onahole, bitch please.
>>141062
(attention)
No.141067
>>141066
How would you know?
No.141070
>>141068
I'm at that point with the vodka where I need music. Link me your finest!
>>141069
You too!
No.141073
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>>141070
Not too hard, not too down. Good for a drunk.
No.141078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYD0bZOnig
>>141073
That was really good, I'm gonna listen to more of their stuff.
>>141075
lmao burt
No.141079
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
If I shave off my beard will I die?
>>141078
what?
No.141080
>>141079
only one way to find out
No.141081
>>141080
The answer is yes
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No.141083
did i do something wrong today
No.141087
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>>141083
Why do you think that?
No.141089
>>141083
Better not to think such things when it feels that way so often
No.141091
Well it is saturday im just gonna drink now
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>>141091
Not gonna wait till tonight?
No.141096
>>141092
Ill drink then too
No.141097
>>141096
I see, I will be here when you do drinking some OJ
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>>141098
So when are you going to sleep?
No.141100
>>141099
soon as I drink enough to make me sleepier so im not sure
No.141113
>>141112
This is our board now
No.141114
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>>141113
It became our board 2 days ago
No.141115
>>141114
Can I still post here?
No.141118
I wish I never woke up everything is so fucking shit
No.141120
>>141115
Get the fug out! yes