No.146183
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>>146169
somwhere mid nova I think
>>146170
I thought you were doing that anyway?
No.146184
>>146178
shimakaze and amatsukaze are shit
No.146185
>>146180
I'll be sure to do so!
No.146186
>>146183
I mean, it's gonna happen, no matter what simply because it will make me happy.
Doesn't matter what you do, you belong to me.
No.146189
>>146180
oh you're a posting now, how's your day going?
No.146190
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No.146191
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>>146185
Thanks! I also want to have someones babies :3
No.146192
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No.146193
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>>146191
ah yes, being able to reproduce would be a nice thing
sadly its forbidden love atm so we cant reproduce
YET!
No.146195
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No.146196
im gonna go sleep
you will never see me again
No.146197
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>>146195
why don't you just hurt yourself you big dummy
No.146198
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No.146200
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>>146199
when are you gonna play game
No.146202
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>>146201
remember to tell me if you stream please
No.146203
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>>146193
Forbidden love?
>>146196
Night hope to see you tomorrow
No.146205
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No.146206
>>146203
W-well some people see boy love as degenerate so in a way it is
A-and since he is german we cant get married in germany, only a partnership ;_;
No.146207
>>146198
What's up spider?
No.146208
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>>146206
Aww boy love is so nice tho!
Can't you get married in USA and showoff your aryan babies there?
No.146209
you can get a boy preggos if you cum in them enough
>>146207
just watching stuff on a cytube, how're you doing?
No.146210
>>146208
well yes, but if we were to go as far as that i would have to move to kraut land
No.146211
>>146209
What's cytube?
I'm feeling great, my life is in a great place and I don't want to change anything about it. How are you?
No.146213
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>>146211
https://cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater
it's the 4am cytube where you can get things off of places and have lots of people watch them
you just asked me how I am but it's good that you're in a good spot in life, I had my mother over who dyed my foot rest with black dye, so that was nice
No.146215
>>146210
Ooh i thought you lived in the states
>>146212
Hello :3
No.146216
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>>146215
i do
but he lives in germany ;_;
so a bit far from me D;
No.146217
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>>146216
Okay yea that's quite far but as long as you love each other it will be fine!
No.146218
>>146217
it wont be unless they actually meet up at some point
idr don't work out unless that happens
No.146219
>>146217
yeah for now we find solace in the fact that sooner or later we will meet irl but for now we manage with what time we have
No.146220
>>146213
lmao what is this.
Good to hear, a foot rest sounds nice but not at my computer. What are your plans for today?
No.146221
>>146220
I gotta take out the trash and then sort an appointment out
No.146222
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>>146218
True :P That's bad tho and sorry i missed your other post! I'm sick otherwise i'm just fine :3
>>146219
Sounds nice anyways
No.146225
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No.146226
>>146222
sick how? and it's fine
No.146227
>>146226
Fever, coughing and that. How is your day going?
No.146228
>>146225
I can't feel my arms and i can barely move them. I've been moving dirt and fixing vegetable garden all day.
No.146229
>>146220
>he doesn't sometimes bring over an old footrest to his gayman chair ror top tier comfy
lmaoing @ ur lyfe kiddo
No.146230
>>146227
rip
it's gone fine enough so far I suppose, what're you up to?
No.146231
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>>146228
Ooh have fun for the rest of the day and tomorrow :3 Is gardening fun?
No.146232
>>146231
It is actually. I love physical work. But today was just not the day, and it was raining!
No.146233
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>>146230
Nothing right now just waiting. Gonna go and look at a new apartment today :3
>>146232
Sounds nice but did you really have to do it in the rain?
No.146234
>>146233
Yes because boss says so. It could have been worse though.
No.146235
>>146221
I hope the appointment is nothing serious.
No.146236
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>>146234
Ooooh you do it for a living i see and worse how? :3
No.146237
>>146236
I could live in a tent. And yeah its sort of a living. I get money from the government and not the place itself.
No.146239
>>146233
oooh does it have hopes of being nice?
>>146235
well it's just for the drug I'm being injected with
No.146240
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>>146237
Wait you're not living in a tent? So you're unemployed and they send you to places so you'll get money from them?
>>146239
It's kind of shitty right now but i'm gonna renovate it so hopefully it'll get nice :3
No.146241
>>146240
Um…. I'm not sure if thats how it work. Anyway i'm too tired to go into details about it.
No.146242
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>>146240
how much do you think it'll take to renovate it?
No.146243
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>>146241
Okay okay have fun dying :3
>>146242
Don't really know yet but not too much i think since i'll be getting everything a lot cheaper
No.146245
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>>146243
guess it really depends on what kinda state it is and how old the property is, if it's really old you could find more problems with it the longer you work to fix it up
No.146246
>>146239
The heck?
Why are you being injected with drugs, and what kind?
No.146248
Hey guys, what's going on here, can I join?
No.146249
>>146248
Sure why not. Good day.
No.146250
>>146248
Leave while you can
No.146251
>>146248
Post butt, it's the rules.
No.146252
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>>146249
>>146250
I'm getting mixed messages here.
No.146253
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>>146246
expensive meds for my psoriatic arthritis
>>146248
hi there
No.146254
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why does this place attract so many germs
No.146255
>>146252
don't say I didn't warn you
No.146256
>>146252
Well…. It is your own judgement in the end.
Stay for a while and see if it is a place for you.
I don't see a problem with it.
No.146257
>>146254
germans are the bitches of europ while the swedes are the cucks
No.146258
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>>146245
Yea that's true but the most expensive thing is the kitchen i'm gonna redo all of it
>>146248
Hello! :3
>>146257
I'm not a cuck! Rude
No.146259
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>>146257
I hope each and every one of them gets brutally raped to death by refugees
No.146260
>>146257
What about the danes?
No.146261
>>146251
Well, if its the rule.
>>146254
The huge difference in cultur and the lack of nationalism in west germany leaves many people with a broken mind and an empty heart which can only be filled while talking like a cutie :3c on the internet.
No.146262
>>146258
you getting a gas cooker and a nice top?
>not a cuck
>>146259
well there are cases where they're getting attacked, it's mad
>>146260
danishes are tasty
No.146264
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>>146263
nighty night cutie
No.146265
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>>146262
I'm getting an induction cooker fek gas and don't know what a top is
And i'm not a cuck!
>>146263
Night :3
No.146266
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>>146261
that's kind of sad
if that's what makes you happy I can't judge though
>>146262
they deserve it for becoming such a shitstain country in recent years
>>146263
night night, don't hesitate to come back if you can't sleep
No.146267
>>146262
>danishes are tasty
I'm not talking about the bread.
No.146268
>>146266
Oh I fell asleep on you my bad this time.
Means we are roughly the same rank then, I'm hovering just below MG1 at the moment. So if you ever want to play I'm always down.
steamcommunity.com/id/iliketodrool
No.146269
>tfw been awake since 4 am watching csgo matches and im falling asleep on my desk
No.146270
No.146271
>>146266
It really is sad.
That's why I have forsaken the world and now dwell into the depths of the internet, constantly seeking for the attention the overworld refuses to give me.
No.146272
>>146270
I just woke up though. You know I can't wake up properly without my balance breakfast of bacon and bully cute boys.
No.146274
>>146271
hallo guten tag Deustch!
and thats like 1/4 of german i know :D
No.146275
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>>146269
Did you go up so early so you could watch it with your BF? That's really sweet
No.146276
>>146272
Oh yes. How could i forget.
No.146277
I posted in the two previous threads i'm officially retarded
No.146278
>>146268
don't worry about it, if you're tired you should get some rest
I might sometime, although I usually prefer solo queueing because I don't feel like I have to impress anyone
I like you talking to me though, you're nice
>>146271
stay here then, the people are nice and will make you feel cared for if you treat them with respect
>>146272
ehh why bacon
eat something better
No.146279
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No.146280
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>>146275
well yeah and the fact that the tournament is in germany so they started early, my bf is out of the house so im just keeping busy by watching the matches and stuff!
>>146277
awwe there there its ok
atleast you are here now!
No.146282
No.146283
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Gonna go and watch the apartment now cya :3
No.146284
>>146278
Can I eat you instead~
But what kind of breakfast do you like?
But you should, don't worry my stuff super secret private no crazy stalkers to add you through it as much as I know you said you wanted one.
Otherwise I play for fun a lot of the time, so don't ever feel like that with me, I just plan to have us enjoy ourselves.
No.146285
>>146280
thanks hun what's up?
No.146286
>>146276
It's an easy thing to forget, I'm a dangerous tiger though always on the prowl.
No.146287
>>146285
not much
there is a csgo tournament so im watching that and diligently waiting for my bf to arrive home
No.146288
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No.146289
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>>146265
kitchen top
and
>induction cooker
you'll want gas because it's not shittty to cook with
>>146266
who's fault was it that bitched them in the first place?
>>146267
too bad
No.146290
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>>146282
what if I don't eat burgers
>>146284
Do you mean what I think you mean?
I usually eat granola for breakfast
I'm afraid of adding people from here, I get mood swings when I feel bad and I remove everyone, so I just chose to not add anyone back this time even though I want friends
No.146292
>>146288
hello laptop quality picture
No.146294
No.146295
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No.146296
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>>146278
I will stay for a while and see how it turns out.
I just expected ithere to be a bit … lewder.
And christ, you guys are all rocket fast doing your posts.
No.146297
>>146290
It depends what you mean, so I guess I'll just leave it at possibly.
Welp you haven't removed me so you are doing good so far and I have/had? Those issues just as much. To the point I've done it twice maybe even three times while I've been here so its a silly problem we can share.
I guess I can eat me some cinnamon oatmeal today and act like I'm getting healthy.
No.146298
HEY HEY DOWNLOADING BDO NOW, going to do my essay plan today so i can play all day tomorrow. how is everybody??
No.146299
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>>146298
download your butt onto my dick!
but I'm well so far
No.146300
>>146298
hallo red coat, sounds like a nice day
im doing A-ok!
No.146301
>>146298
Which version so if its the correct one I can bully you and call you a shitter.
No.146302
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>>146301
i think NA because of /lewd/.
>>146300
>essay
>nice day
>>146299
how? like seriously
No.146303
>>146294
you should make it for me!
>>146296
it can be lewd sometimes, a lot of people are asleep. Just wait it out a bit longer
>>146297
I'm pretty pathetic though, I did it like 5 times in february
I haven't added you so there's nobody to remove…
>>146298
BLACKJACK
you don't post here enough. did you ever do the tape thing?
No.146304
>>146292
A-At least I did a hand heart with my waifu irl
I also got her number
She was so spergy about 2hu it was adorable
No.146305
>>146302
writing is always a lovely thing to do
granted being forced is different but still nice
No.146306
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>>146302
well you'd have at least good connection for it
No.146308
>>146302
>>146302
Aw okay, I'll consider redownloading it and we can play tomorrow if I'm not playing csgo then. I don't even remember if I played on the NA servers, I can't even remember.
>>146303
Hey a loophole in this system still counts, so you haven't removed me, this must mean I'm your favorite poster. Hasthtag logic.
Still I've kind of narrowed it exactly down to why I remove the vast majority of people aside from mood swings so I wonder if the same is for you.
No.146309
>>146304
well atleast she isnt a cow so thats nice
No.146310
>>146309
Fat chicks need loving too ya know
No.146311
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>>146303
i have the tape but pussyed out, sorry for leaving for a few days.
>>146305
i do too its my degree (creative writing) but essay are still shitty.
>>146306
i live with 6 people so its bad, and its my fucking internet too.
>>146307
tummy.
>>146308
we should it comes out tomorrow :3
No.146312
>>146311
why will with 6 other people when you can live with me?
No.146314
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>>146303
Oh don't worry, I'm just gonna observe and wait.
It kinda feels awkward though, everyone here knows each other and I just jumped into it.
No.146315
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>>146308
I really do like you as a poster, you reply quickly and you're nice to me which is more than I could ask for
If it's not too personal, why do you remove people? It might help me figure out myself
>>146311
it's not pussying out, you just came to your senses
don't be sorry, I like you though and am glad you come here sometimes
No.146316
>>146310
i meant as in with a bigger chest, i hold no bad blood agaisnt fat people outside of not taking care of your body
>>146311
ah nice nice well i wish you good luck anda high grade!
No.146317
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>>146314
at least you're not one of those faggots who get hostile over it instead of just getting to know people
like they just expect that they're not allowed to join in just because they're not welcomed
No.146318
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>>146314
I was intimidated at first, but if you just have conversations people will warm up to you in no time
No.146319
>>146310
This is false, all fat chicks need is a diet.
>>146311
Then re-add my steam you slut. I just posted it earlier.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/iliketodrool
I just realized I mistook you for someone else. Well either way I get to meet a new person this way. How long have you been here?
>>146315
I'm someone who is fairly open or maybe not at all. Though it's always something so simple, one person sets me off with something stupid. I get annoyed at them for something generally minor and if I'm already not doing so hot I get decide to remove everyone even though my "anger" is only targetted towards one person.
I think the most recent example was near the end of january I guess, where one person was clearly trying to tell me how I should live and what my do's and don'ts were. Hell they might not have even been doing that and just the way they gave me advice seemed like that cause I was annoyed by it, so I decided to remove everyone, even though really I could have just vented myself or just removed them.
No.146320
>>146314
i dont have much time here as well maybe 3 to 2 weeks
everyone here is such a sweetheart and really nice ^~^
you get to enjoy everyones company after a bit and you feel comfy and welcome
and ofcourse like i tell everyone if you ever need help shrine maiden date is here !
No.146321
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>>146317
What kind of odd behaviour is that?
Just going into a new group of people, demanding that everyone stops talking to each other so they can all flock over the new one?
Sounds pretty narcistic to me.
>>146318
I hope so. I could really need warming words in the following weeks.
>>146320
Yeah, I could need some help in advanced algebra and financial mathematics. Do you happen to have a university degree in that?
No.146323
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>>146319
I think my problem is wearing my heart on my sleeve
I'm emotional and I don't know howvto toughen up and so I let my feelings influence my actions way too much, and so even people completely unrelated to the issue I want to remove at that moment
No.146324
>>146316
Oh you prefer dfc?
me too
cow tits are aight too I guess
>>146319
Most of the chicks that I know who are weebs irl are kinda chubby or fat
They're cool tho
and they are down to fuck and eat pizza afterwards so like why the fuck not ya know?
No.146325
>>146312
this worded horribly, even by blackjack standards.
>>146313
i take a shower later and puu.sh it to you on steam.
>>146315
haha tank you bratty i like you too :3
>>146316
i hope so too, even though the essay doesn't relate to my degree that much
>>146319
>this profile is private
have mine
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Drunken_Blackjack/
a a few weeks, really cool people so i am happy :3
No.146326
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>>146321
I've seen it alot, it's not really narcissistic it's more that's what they're taught in life to expect
No.146327
>>146325
it's a curse you see which can only be cured by a cuteboys love
No.146328
add me on steam and I will occasionally bully you free of charge
>thatsotoguy
No.146329
>>146325
also I'm readding you again and this time you best talk with me!
No.146330
(brb shower)
>>146322
Unless you know clownpiece you don't. I am bad with names so I may have forgot you.
>>146323
Aw I've had a lot of silly things to get here. I've managed to "harden" up, a good bit before I got here where I'm slightly more stable. I can only tell you what works for me, though that won't work for you necessarily. My advice is there is nothing wrong about they way you/me are. A good friend will be able to understand and re-add you each time.
>>146325
I have it that way cause its a solution so I don't have to remove everyone for me. Either way, we gonna have all sorts of crazy adventures.
>>146324
Pizza has too much cheese so its icky.
No.146331
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>>146321
sadly my expertise falls to , wedding photography, csgo, ww2 germany and cycling
>>146324
yeah, cow tits are ehhhh
No.146332
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>>146330
thank you for that last bit. I don't see it as anything but my fault when I do it, because it's all me, but I feel more confident that it's not going to make people hate me
Maybe I will add you. I want to give myself a little longer so I appreciate people being my friend
No.146333
Yesterday I slept way too long, and today I could hardly sleep at all…
Hmm…
No.146334
>>146331
I actually got to titty fuck some chick with some decently sized tits and it was pretty fucking cool
good luck tittyfucking your bf lmao
>>146330
kill yourself
No.146335
>>146332
That's fine, something that happens far too common here or on the internet in general is people rush things too fast. If you are so quick to become someones friend or significant other you haven't really had time to see tier flaws and traits. So slow and steady is always good in my opinion . If it's gonna be a long friendship no reason rush it.
>>146334
If doing that would remove cheese from the planet I would.
No.146336
>>146333
you've fucked your sleeping pattern up!
No.146337
>>146335
Why do you hate cheese so much?
It's amazing
No.146339
>>146338
hey ho sorry i cant talk right now,
No.146341
>>146337
Who or where is this picture from?
I feel like I might actually know who that is
Cheese just taste like poo-poo. I had a burrito yesterday and it had cheese on it cause the people who ordered it forgot to say no. I took one bite and threw it away. It's such an overpowering taste that not even covering it in hot sauce made it taste good.
No.146343
>>146336
Not sure if I really had much of a sleeping pattern to begin with!
>>146340
Good morning Mika!
No.146344
>>146341
Kill yourself, my man
Cheese is the greatest food substance that exists
Pretty much every thing that includes cheese is god tier
No.146345
>>146334
>implying im not the one doing the tittyfucking
No.146346
>>146343
make a new one!
>>146344
I'm sure you'd love to try my cock cheese then
No.146347
File: 1456935194707.jpg (621.88 KB, 1213x1200, 1213:1200, cd308b12e7783760cda8337f5e….jpg)
Well, since everyone is posting Steam IDs.
steamcommunity.com/id/ItIsShouTime/
>>146326
Does it really happen so often?
>>146331
Well, that fucking sucks. I could really need some tutoring after classes, I can't get this stuff done alone.
No.146348
>>146341
That's me bro
Are you lactose intolerant?
It tastes really good
How do you not like cheeseburgers or like grilled cheese sandwiches
No.146349
File: 1456935277594.jpg (124.98 KB, 1532x1035, 1532:1035, ss (2016-02-29 at 04.50.04….jpg)
No.146351
File: 1456935392033.gif (978.32 KB, 500x281, 500:281, c9062349f08d0c9e988de2d857….gif)
>>146347
u new or did i just forget u exist?
No.146352
>>146344
See this is why I don't love you anymore mika you like cheese. Why can't you just like something good, like eggs or meat in general.
>>146348
Aw I have a canadian friend whose waifu is mizore and looks just like you then.
I'm not lactose intolerant I just think cheese taste that bad.
I remove cheese off of burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches is the pinnacle of nasty food.
No.146354
>>146352
My opinion of you has literally dropped because of this not even kidding
It's fine to say you don't prefer lots of cheese on stuff but this is just plain wrong
No.146355
>>146353
What is price on handholding?
No.146356
>>146353
can I get a package deal with some friends?
No.146357
>>146355
Free
>>146356
Mmmm maybe..
No.146358
>>146357
You should still do what I said and re-add me on steam you whore
I'll take two of those, though really I think I'd just ask for a kiss then once shes already close and vulnerable rape her.
No.146359
File: 1456935836624.png (897.49 KB, 1040x1470, 104:147, 32a5adccde4b5bd60dab4c5887….png)
>>146349
"Other places" ?
>>146351
I'm new, yes. Hello!
No.146360
>>146359
when ur new you have to post butt
No.146361
http://steamcommunity.com/id/somedayforsurejustnottodaysadly/
if you havent added me add me to play csgo and lots of other fun games!
No.146362
File: 1456935973056.jpg (62.84 KB, 1445x923, 1445:923, ss (2016-02-20 at 07.38.07….jpg)
>>146359
/sft/ and other general hang out places
No.146363
>>146357
mmm, cool so like vag w/o condom for my friend and I'll take the anal, and we'll give you $7.50
No.146365
Newfriends add me on steam id/crocodilegirl
No.146366
>>146359
Welcome to hell enjoy your stay.
I wonder how long it takes before you are bullied by some poster into doing lewd stuff like a sissy slut.
No.146367
>>146341
you a real nigga
cheese in anything but pizza is fucking gutter tier trash
No.146369
>>146367
Brat you are marriage material now. The one and only person who has agreed with me.
No.146370
File: 1456936397000.png (165.02 KB, 507x563, 507:563, tmp_3517-c1d21627b36687ef0….png)
>>146369
You said you were having bacon for breakfast?
That's a flaw of mine I guess, the only meat I eat is chicken or turkey because other animals are too cute to eat
No.146372
>>146370
I actually haven't eaten anything yet, though I'll give you some meat for breakfast. He he
Though I haven't eaten anything, I'm actually rather bad about eating breakfast I normally skip it.
I constantly make lewd jokes, don't worry too much about it
No.146373
File: 1456936818170.jpg (321.62 KB, 1000x1269, 1000:1269, tmp_3517-37d7cc12bf654e43f….jpg)
everyone posting their steam IDs fucking triggers the hell out of me
>>146372
I've been better about eating breakfast recently, because otherwise I get moody or just eat cookies. It's not good to skip
I don't mind
No.146374
No.146375
>>146373
Aw okay, I'm just a silly person who is way too anorexic for his own good. So I usually skip it without even realizing.
No.146376
File: 1456937033907.jpg (351.81 KB, 992x1003, 992:1003, tmp_3517-055d4d40e7861783c….jpg)
>>146374
why are you doing this
is it because I made you deal with my autism firsthand
No.146378
File: 1456937164684.png (250.74 KB, 529x818, 529:818, tmp_3517-79f729c50261f8b8b….png)
>>146375
that's not good
I was like that for a while and skipped every meal but dinner
my stomach shrank and still hadn't gotten back to normal
you just have to eat something even when you don't want to sometimes
No.146379
File: 1456937167627.png (413.95 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, untitled_by_envyra-d69uunz.png)
No.146380
she seems to believe triggered=hungry
No.146381
>>146376
Idk, I just wanted to bully you
No.146382
>>146379
hello back home, how're you doing?
No.146383
File: 1456937283380.jpg (440.54 KB, 1200x1339, 1200:1339, tmp_3517-e42d3130557b527eb….jpg)
>>146381
I wish you'd do it more
you turned soft on me, probably because I'm dull, but it was fun
No.146384
>>146378
Aw okay, I still have days where I unconsciously only eat 1 meal a day.I need to work on my body issues.
I know that all too well about eating even when I don't want to.
I'm not fat I swear q.q
No.146386
File: 1456937436345.png (21.61 KB, 701x529, 701:529, ss (2014-09-23 at 06.04.50….png)
>>146384
>I'm not fat I swear q.q
there's only one way to prove that now isn't there~
No.146387
>>146383
I don't bully in public often I'm sorry
No.146388
File: 1456937517418.jpg (144.91 KB, 1024x724, 256:181, catch_me_if_you_can_by_exa….jpg)
>>146382
The apartment is nice all it needs is a bit of renovating and i'm better now got some new medicine :3 Are you inlove with spiders?
No.146389
>>146386
Almost everyone has seen my picture though, I use to be a very shameless whore.
No.146390
File: 1456937608527.jpg (209.42 KB, 500x562, 250:281, tmp_3517-cf361e4bfcf98ba32….jpg)
No.146391
File: 1456937622731.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
>>146388
they're just cute is all and that's good that you're better
>>146389
I don't think I have unless you were there for /sft/ but it's good that you're not anymore
No.146392
>>146390
aren't you kyokos anyways?
No.146393
>>146391
Yeah I had to control myself, now I only slut a few people, which is really at 0 right now. So unless someone actually cared what I look like enough I don't need to post it.
No.146394
>>146393
you should find someone good for that then
No.146395
File: 1456937802125.jpg (109.64 KB, 699x1144, 699:1144, officer_vi_concept_art_by_….jpg)
>>146391
Spiders are not cute!!!
No.146396
>>146390
Maybe if you're nice I'll consider it
No.146397
File: 1456937826851.jpg (154.13 KB, 1427x943, 1427:943, ss (2015-10-15 at 12.15.59….jpg)
No.146398
>>146394
Why I don't need to, I have 1 lewd partner but it's not a slut thing. Plus lewding isn't all there is in life, I much rather just make lewd jokes all day than actually lewding.
No.146400
File: 1456937889295.png (542.08 KB, 1024x774, 512:387, vi_screencap_by_chisuukei-….png)
>>146397
Good luck with that!
No.146401
File: 1456937939518.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
>>146398
that's for the better I think, having gone through something like that too
>>146400
I got my butter knife and everything
No.146402
File: 1456938037479.jpg (86.35 KB, 800x1259, 800:1259, tmp_3517-ffef2cd4dd8f14571….jpg)
>>146392
we're kind of done because my shit is too much
>>146396
I don't really know how to be nice without kissing up
I just be myself and hope that's nice
No.146403
File: 1456938091556.jpg (52.63 KB, 500x647, 500:647, League-of-legends-image-le….jpg)
>>146401
Okay sorry sorry, i give up
No.146404
>>146402
do you want it to be done?
No.146405
>>146403
cutest thing you've posted so far.
No.146406
>>146404
it doesn't matter what I want
we both agreed I'm not emotionally stable to be in a relationship romantically
No.146407
>get removed from steam because you refuse to follow board culture on your first hour of posting
What a great first impression I got there.
No.146408
File: 1456938367906.jpg (177.03 KB, 900x1216, 225:304, Vi-League-of-Legends-Portr….jpg)
>>146405
Vi is always cute!
No.146409
No.146410
>>146406
so work towards being more stable inorder to get what you want
>>146407
posting your butt isn't a real thing you know
No.146411
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>146406
>it doesn't matter what I want
No.146412
>>146402
Well it's neither good or bad
No.146413
>>146408
I really have to agree, I really like her tattoo's, actually a clockwork tattoo might be really cool for myself.
No.146414
File: 1456938885310.gif (978.32 KB, 500x281, 500:281, c9062349f08d0c9e988de2d857….gif)
>>146410
yeah it isnt but its kinda obvious tbh
No.146415
File: 1456938914152.jpg (69.5 KB, 819x1024, 819:1024, tmp_3517-160d3ab7e7c313f58….jpg)
>>146411
it's bad I had an idea what it was before I clicked on it
>>146410
*posting butt isn't real for some people
>>146412
what isn't?
how I behave?
No.146417
yep this is just as disgusting as i remembered it
kill yourselves
No.146419
>>146415
It may be bad but it was amusing, plus I can't help its what I though of immediately.
No.146420
>>146413
Vi is the best <3 And yea would probably look really nice
>>146416
Hello
No.146421
File: 1456939028150.png (905.11 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, tmp_3517-1e3eacdd1e84c31df….png)
>>146416
Sorry for being mean yesterday
I didn't mean it and sometimes just like talking shit
No.146422
File: 1456939039338.png (21.61 KB, 701x529, 701:529, ss (2014-09-23 at 06.04.50….png)
>>146414
right but someone who actually uses it to get pics is pretty pathetic honestly
>>146415
no you're not real
No.146423
File: 1456939139376.jpg (1.25 MB, 1059x1500, 353:500, tmp_3517-35633adc9ee69f7e5….jpg)
>>146418
if you have any suggestions for improvement I'm eager to hear them
>>146422
damn that's cruel
No.146424
>>146409
I'm not going to give out names to sow out discord in your rows.
>>146410
Why yes, thats why I didn't feel like doing it.
>>146416
Hello.
No.146426
>>146424
Wie geht es dir?
>>146425
<3
No.146428
>>146420
gotta start working on a design for my first tattoo anyway, maybe incorporate something like that into it, except more gears than anything.
No.146429
>>146426
Akari whats the best knife in csgo and why is it the bayonet?
No.146430
>>146423
Nope I can't think of any
No.146431
File: 1456939401893.jpg (207.66 KB, 794x550, 397:275, tmp_3517-41ef8255b37d2bae7….jpg)
>>146429
you a damn real nigga
it's the nice animation and the sinplicity of the design
>>146430
aww
if you ever do please tell me no matter how horrible it would be to say
No.146432
File: 1456939410997.jpg (138.97 KB, 811x960, 811:960, 12507284_1510958339199864_….jpg)
>>146426
ich liebe dich
>>146429
not saying a fn safari mesh flip knife
No.146433
>>146429
Its the Karambit Doppler or Fade acctualy.
>over 1k playtime
>"high rank"
>opend kinda to much cases imo
>never got my ingame hands on a knife
No.146434
>>146417
Oh yeah, forgot to give a (You).
No.146435
>>146431
You sound like hal
No.146436
>>146432
gut knife rust coat :^)
No.146437
>>146433
stop spending money on opening cases
i know when you open them!
No.146438
>>146428
Hadn't really noticed the gears before but they do look nice! And good luck with your design :3
No.146439
File: 1456939614308.png (308.51 KB, 870x1260, 29:42, 44b37890202437192f53458f15….png)
>>146426
Please don't talk in that language, thank you.
It's awkward to speak a language that the rest of the people in this thread can't understand.
No.146440
>>146436
ah that one is knife and cheap :D
No.146441
>>146431
See told you, you that marriage material. We both so fucked up and have good taste.
Plus white/silver haired waifus are the best.
All you need now is to love naps and we are set.
>>146433
Akari just so you know, I've spent one moment I think its over 200 dollars on keys though
No.146442
I opened a rainbow fade gut knife on my like 10th case 2 years ago
Coincidentally that was the same time my gay friend got upset at me and stopped being my friend
>>146435
fuck you
that's some mean shit
that's way too far
I'm not that fucking low
No.146443
>>146441
yep I sleep way more than I should
I don't even bother making my bed much anymore
No.146444
>>146442
Well you said you like being bullied :^)
No.146445
>>146439
a-aber die Sprache ist so schön.
No.146446
>>146433
eh i spent over 400€ for tf2 cosmetics actually
No.146447
>>146433
>>146441
I lied I spent even more than I thought. Add 20 dollars to that amount from my 2nd account.
>>146443
Making beds are stupid since you always gonna just re-ruin it anyways. I don't understand the concept, like who the hell is looking at my bed that they gonna judge me for it?
No.146448
>>146445
not as much as you!
No.146450
File: 1456939945755.jpg (89.56 KB, 700x1056, 175:264, tmp_3517-4f2173c16c960d8c7….jpg)
>>146444
yeah but everyone has a limit
take it back please
>>146447
it's good to do sometimes because it rustles out the dead skin cells or something
No.146451
>>146450
Well I just wash my blankets and everything once or twice a week so that helps that.
No.146452
>>146450
Not until you prove otherwise
No.146453
File: 1456940106618.jpg (249.08 KB, 709x1000, 709:1000, vi__lol_fanart_by_hoyhoyku….jpg)
>>146449
League of legends :3
No.146454
>>146445
Not for others.
I don't mind speaking german in private, but doing it here is not cool.
No.146455
File: 1456940134555.jpg (378.22 KB, 1438x1108, 719:554, tmp_3517-6dadc44e6e63f7a2d….jpg)
>>146452
if you don't take it back I won't get you easter chocolate
how's that
No.146456
>>146452
>>146455
Brat don't let this faggot bully you. His moans sound like a small girls its so cute. You should bully him about it instead. He even does moans when playing dota 2.
No.146457
>>146455
I don't like chocolate anyway
No.146458
File: 1456940207825.jpg (83.61 KB, 914x781, 914:781, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.38.16….jpg)
white chocolate is best chocolate anyways
No.146459
File: 1456940208607.png (900.98 KB, 964x959, 964:959, dfasfdsfsdfsdfasfdafdfafsd….png)
Hey guys. How's it going?
No.146460
File: 1456940248614.png (300.32 KB, 468x591, 156:197, asdfasfsdfasdfafsdfsdafsdf….png)
>>146456
>You should bully him about it instead.
He likes being bullied, though.
No.146461
>>146459
well I got everything I needed to do out the way today
how're you?
No.146462
File: 1456940307204.jpg (1.08 MB, 1398x1987, 1398:1987, tmp_3517-b5020dd745a10dcc4….jpg)
>>146456
I like him
I've heard him and watched him, his voice isn't that girly if he doesn't want it to be
I'm not good at bullying
>>146457
You're something else
what candy do you like?
No.146463
>>146462
I don't eat candy either other than airheads
No.146464
FUCK MY UNI WITH THE CONFUSING HANDBOOK, RIGHT TWO PAGES FOR A 2,000 WORD ESSAY, WHY THAT'S LIKE 2,000 WORDS JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
No.146465
>>146447
>>146454
>siehe webm
Ich finde es gut :3
werde dir nur auf deutsch antworten.
No.146466
>>146460
Everyone here likes being bullied theres no winning.
>>146462
I'm gonna teach you how to bully, it's the thing I'm best at. That way you don't get bullied by the biggest sub in these threads. Sometimes he acts up and trys to act dominate but there is no way in hell he really is.
No he is good people, sometimes, when he wants to be, all the more reason to bully him
No.146467
>>146464
2 PAGE ESSAY PLAN OPPS
No.146468
>>146464
>complaining over 2000 words
being this much of a casual
No.146469
>>146459
Just doing some fishing in BDO, how about you?
No.146470
File: 1456940503249.png (353.64 KB, 659x581, 659:581, asdfadsfsafdsfsdafdafdfsda….png)
>>146461
I'm good, nothing much going on today.
I had some souvlaki for lunch which was nice.
Damn exciting.
>>146466
I don't particularly like getting bullied.
At least, I don't get off on it like some do.
No.146472
>>146465
be respectful my love, he doesn't want to speak German hear so respect his decision and talk English with him if not you are going to bed early today
No.146473
>>146471
Mikan!
Do I get a real hug too?
No.146475
File: 1456940675770.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
>>146470
looks tasty, cook some for me
what was exciting?
No.146476
>>146474
Aw.
It was worth a try.
No.146477
>>146465
Oh my you spent even more than me. I think I may have more hours than you I don't remember. I have 1.5k hours and I suck at the game so you are at least good.
>>146470
Thats what they all say at the start.
No.146478
File: 1456940749850.png (154.93 KB, 341x399, 341:399, dfsafsdfsdfasfsdfasfdsfdas….png)
>>146475
I wouldn't know how to. I got it at a Greek restaurant in London.
Nuffin much, really.
>>146477
I've been saying it for years and nothing has changed.
No.146479
File: 1456940750316.png (155.15 KB, 800x296, 100:37, vi_x_cait_by_skyeexcalibur….png)
Everything is moving so fast now >.<
No.146480
File: 1456940831925.png (907.56 KB, 1000x771, 1000:771, tmp_3517-f3bb8966f42d2ba59….png)
>>146463
airheads are good
what's your favorite flavor
>>146466
what if I don't wanna bully
it makes me sad
No.146481
File: 1456940850801.jpg (100.34 KB, 929x580, 929:580, ss (2013-07-03 at 05.28.36….jpg)
>>146478
>london
well make me something you do know then
you sure?
>>146479
I can show you how fast we can move together bby~
No.146482
>>146453
oh, okay I was hopping there would be more than just fan art of her.
No.146483
>>146477
whats your rank?
>>146479
THIS THREAD HAVE NO BRAAAKES!
webm is how im lewd with Date
No.146484
>>146481
I'd rather not by a spider sorry
>>146482
Can't spoil her purity!!
No.146486
>>146480
Even if they deserve it?
Then its okay I'll bully in your stead, cause friends bully friends. It's how you know its a good friendship.'
>>146483
Nova 4 right now, while you being a fancy pants LEM. I haven't played it too much these days though, I'll probably be playing it later.
>>146478
It's okay you just haven't found the right person to bully you in the right way yet. I was that way too .
No.146487
File: 1456941025683.png (113.18 KB, 272x310, 136:155, asdfasdfsafdsafsdfadsfdsfa….png)
>>146481
Yes, I work there.
I'll make you some toast, how about that?
No.146488
>>146484
well if you really want to view the poster by associating what they're avatar fagging as them then I can't really help you there
>>146487
make me eggy bread
No.146489
>>146486
I just don't have a need to be bullied, that's all.
No.146490
File: 1456941145194.png (240.62 KB, 333x454, 333:454, dfdsafadsfdsafasdfasdfdsfd….png)
>>146488
I don't have any eggs, I'm allergic.
No.146491
>>146480
White and blue are ltierally the best wbu
No.146492
>>146486
h-how do you know my Rank :O
i lost my cute supreame rank but Im giving my best to gain it back
No.146493
File: 1456941221906.jpg (191.53 KB, 800x619, 800:619, vi_s_sister_by_2gold-d6dsx….jpg)
>>146488
I just ment people posted so fast i didn't know what to do >.<
No.146494
File: 1456941229496.jpg (82.76 KB, 964x941, 964:941, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.40.05….jpg)
>>146490
I'm sorry for your loss, would you like me to cook you eggy bread instead?
No.146495
>>146493
post faster then them!
No.146496
>>146493
Keep replying to people, you can do it!
>>146494
Not if I can't eat it, no.
No.146497
File: 1456941346038.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
>>146496
>wouldn't eat my cooking
ruby
No.146498
>>146492
Cause I'm your stalker clown.
I'll work on catching up and bring people with me so we can all play together.
No.146499
>>146495
I just can't! It feels kind of wrong to me
>>146496
Yea true thanks :3
No.146500
File: 1456941399400.png (549.06 KB, 868x670, 434:335, fdfasfsdfsadfsdfdsfdsfsafa….png)
>>146497
>doesn't want to end up in hospital
No.146501
File: 1456941504384.png (24.37 KB, 717x721, 717:721, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.09.03….png)
>>146499
ah you're the kind that likes it deep and slow, I feel ya
>>146500
well you should eat my food I cook for you then if you don't want to end up there and to quit being so rube about it!
No.146502
>>146486
I don't have a personality for bullying
my best friend for 2 years used to start conversations with me, and only reply with fitting anime quotes. He'd make it go on for like 3 hours before telling me. He did it a lot, and I was never mad, just sad
>>146491
I like orange and purple
No.146503
>>146502
I never had either
No.146504
>>146501
Nah, I'll just skip the food, thanks.
No.146505
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>>146501
Yea kind of and it's my first time posting on any board :P
No.146506
>>146502
To be fair that seems like it'd take a lot of effort. I would never have the brain to remember that many quotes.
Is okay I'll have you know all my bullying is playful if/when I do it.
No.146507
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>>146504
You can't skip spideys food, that's rude
No.146508
>>146505
this is my first board i post on regularly, im autistic and have a a 500 pic reimu folder so i was lucky with that so i can use best shrine maiden to post with
but yeah its no biggie we are all new sometimes
No.146509
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>>146504
and get right down to it then? how forwards
>>146505
well I'm sure I can hit your sweet spot just how you like babe
No.146510
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>>146507
Isn't inflicting food on people who are allergic to it also rude?
>>146509
Nope, I'm skipping the hospital thing altogether!
No.146511
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No.146512
>>146506
I should have made it clear, it was through steam chat and he got them from character wiki pages. He was really mean and that's why I liked him and why I now have a fetish for it
No.146513
>>146512
Aw so thats the start of the bullying, I'll make sure to do it one day, when I'm not feeling like I could pass out any moment. Though you seem like the type of slut who also enjoys public humiliation
No.146514
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>>146508
Thanks! :3
>>146509
I-i don't have a sweet spot
>>146510
Ooh yea but if he offers you should eat it!
No.146515
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>>146514
I'll just have to find it then now wont I~
No.146516
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>>146514
He shouldn't make it for me in the first place if I tell him I can't eat it!
No.146517
>>146513
you'd be right, what gave you that idea?
No.146518
>>146515
Y-yeah sure
>>146516
That's true but what if he made it before?
No.146519
>>146484
but, I just wanted like a series or a webcomic or something.
No.146520
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>>146518
Then he should respect that I have an allergy and not force me to eat it!
No.146521
>>146518
I wonder where it could be….. maybe it's on your chest~
No.146523
>>146517
Some things are just obvious, bothering so much as to admit to liking being bullet out int he open of a thread, it's like you are begging for people for it. Are you that desperate?
If I stop responding assume I passed out.
No.146524
>>146523
>all those typos
>I somehow typed bullet instead o bully
Nope sleepy time
No.146525
A hot bath is quite relaxing.
No.146526
>>146498
i-is it time to PANIC?!
No.146527
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>>146525
I should shower but I like my own scent too much
>>146524
nighty night
No.146528
>>146519
B-but that's lewd! :3
>>146520
He shouldn't force you but you should eat it to be nice!
>>146521
W-why would it be on my chest and what? :3
>>146524
Nightttt
No.146529
Is it broken or is thread actually this dead
No.146530
>>146528
i wanna kiss your tummy
No.146531
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>>146529
It is actually this dead.
No.146532
>>146528
yup I'm going to have to frisk you up, otherwise we'll never know
>>146529
it's late europe and England time with early americans
No.146533
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>>146529
Broken beyond repair.
No.146534
>>146530
W-why? My tummy is not nice!
No.146537
>>146528
no it's not, and looks to me like there's at least one comic, looks pretty lewd.
No.146538
>>146532
W-what if i don't want to be "frisked up" you shouldn't force people!
No.146539
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>>146538
being frisked up is healthy for you though and I'm only caring for your health!
No.146540
>>146539
Ooh okay still don't know tho!
No.146541
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>>146540
well you can always try before you buy but it's up to you
No.146543
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>>146542
something something lewd
No.146544
>>146543
Lewd is fun! Sure! :3
No.146545
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>>146544
the contract is sealed…
No.146546
>>146545
Ooh god what have i done!?
No.146547
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No.146548
>>146546
Congratulations, you just bought a washing machine and a dryer.
No.146549
>>146547
P-please be gentle!
No.146550
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>>146549
maybe afterwards~
No.146552
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No.146553
>>146552
Talking out of expierence, eh?
No.146554
>>146550
After what!?
>>146552
It's fun tho :3
No.146555
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me and my boyfriend are straight boys with a perfectly straight relationship ^~^
No.146556
>>146555
you have a bf since when this is shocking news
No.146557
>>146553
I don't have any experience
my holes haven't been used by anything or anyone but my fingers ans weird household objects
>>146554
it's for sickos I'm a christian family man
No.146558
>>146552
b-but that would mean that im gay :<
No.146559
>>146554
you pass out!
>>146552
no they're gay
No.146560
>>146555
I thought you were a girl so it can't be gay :3
>>146536
You have to ask spidey i have some sort of a contract there and i don't know what i can and can't do
No.146561
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>>146557
>weird household objects
Oh my, please tell me more.
No.146562
>>146557
Are you sure you're not a little bit gay?
>>146559
WHY WOULD I PASS OUT!?
No.146563
>>146560
ah well yes so thats what makes it a straight relationship <3
No.146564
>>146562
well you'd be pretty inhuman if you didn't after what I'd do
No.146565
>>146563
Have fun with your BF
>>146564
I'm starting to regret this now…
No.146566
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>>146558
I'm sorry
this must all be very shocking news that's hard to deal with
>>146561
um
lint rollers
hair brushes
the little tops of shampoo bottles
sharpies
once I tried to fit a shaving brush up my butt but it was too big
I mainly like my fingers
>>146562
not at all
God burns faggots in the depths of hell for commiting sins of lust with their own kind
No.146567
No.146568
>>146566
Oh my, sounds like fun.
Was it fun?
No.146569
>>146568
I want to kiss your tummy
No.146570
>>146565
it's too late now we're going to cuddle while I whisper sweet nothings into your ear and nibble on them too then we can make out with our hands together and finally snuggle up next to anything to sleep
No.146571
>>146567
I'm not really sure
the church wasn't clear on it
>>146568
butt stuff is what keeps me alive
if I didn't have this pleasure I would wanna end it much sooner
so yes it's the most fun and joyful thing in my life
>>146569
why'd you never want to kiss my tummy
No.146572
>>146571
Why would I want to be anywhere near your tummy in the first place
No.146573
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>>146571
Ever thought of putting something bigger into your butt?
>>146569
Okay.
No.146574
>>146570
Oooh that acutally sounds good, i thought you were a sadist
No.146575
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>>146572
that's horrible
I'm very proud of my tummy
I sometimes get off by fingering and playing with my bellybutton
>>146573
I'm too tight
when I try it just flat out won't work, like I can't do anything that's not either small or flexible
No.146576
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>>146574
oh did I forget the electric pads and whip?
No.146577
Today is going to be a great day.
No.146578
>>146577
true facts, except most days I don't wake up feeling this way.
No.146579
>>146577
Oh that sounds good.
No.146581
>>146576
Yes you forgot to mention that!
>>146577
That's good!
No.146582
>>146581
what about the needles and hot wax?
No.146583
>>146582
You should really stop forgeting to mention stuffs
No.146584
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>>146583
well I'm sure I said something about the suction cups and branding iron
No.146585
>>146584
ooh god no!!! YOU DIDN'T!
No.146587
>>146585
that's what you get for signing contracts you don't know the details of
No.146589
>>146587
H-how do i get out of it?
No.146590
No.146602
>>146575
Sounds like a great place to put a finger or two into it.
Are you able to pull off a legendary handsfree ejaculation?