No.147300
First for best boy. Thoughts?
No.147302
Have you ever drank so much you mixed up peoples names?
No.147303
>>147299
DON'T USE MY IMAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.147304
>>147302
I mix up names when sober, when drunk its even worse.
No.147305
>>147292
WHY AM I JUST A MISFIT
I'M NOT JUST A NITWIT
No.147306
>>147302
what the fug dude, don't post as me you anus
No.147307
>>147303
Shut up you cumsucking slut
>>147306
That was the whole [point you fucking nigger
btw don't start tripping
What a bitch
>>147304
do you also mix bodily fluids with others?
No.147308
>>147305
Great taste. How lovely.
>>147307
THIS IS NOT ME.
No.147310
Been listening to this vapormeme song that Mika linked me for the last half hour. I don't think I can ever get into this music but I can't close out of it, I'm stuck in some trance.
No.147311
>>147307
Not really, blood taste like blood, I don't into piss, and I don't into semen either but semen is far too thick to mix it with anything else.
No.147313
>>147307
>don't start tripping
fuck off
also i know you're not noun, noun wouldn't call me a cumsucking slut, nor would he call me a nigger
*shoots you*
>>147296
im not old enough to do that senpai
No.147314
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>>147311
You can mix blood with semen, just need a good amount
No.147315
>>147314
Oh I wrote that poorly, I meant I would never mix it up blood as semen or visa versa
No.147316
File: 1456980584834.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.79 KB, 631x852, 631:852, 11a26d6485b008c4ae177adb5c….jpg)
why don't people like piss
it's pretty looking in a glass
No.147317
>>147316
oops there's no piss there, don't worry
sorry I forgot to take off the spoiler
No.147318
File: 1456980647341.jpg (170.6 KB, 850x757, 850:757, sample-9d5b7b2c4bd6a685bd5….jpg)
No.147319
>>147316
cause it's waste
also tastes like shit, and doesn't have anything to do with sex, unless you saw something like that when you were young
No.147320
File: 1456980774598.jpg (85.54 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, 075b3334f5135d81aedfb25dcf….jpg)
>>147319
I didn't say to drink it
I just think the idea of getting peed on after being beaten doesn't sound bad
No.147321
>>147319
confirmed for tasting piss
No.147322
>>147310
is you really want to get stuck in a trance try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKAomv9XFME
No.147324
>>147316
This nigga knows whats up
No.147326
File: 1456980985477.jpg (128.94 KB, 850x999, 850:999, sample-c897248a059fd9c465f….jpg)
>>147320
that doesn't sound good at all, getting beaten is okay but piss… dude, that's FUCKED
>>147321
yeah i tasted piss
what about it, nigger
No.147327
>>147320
no one read this
that's my fetish, part of degradation. i want to do that to you
>>147326
your own?
No.147328
>>147324
At least post a tomoyo doujin page.
No.147329
>>147320
:D
>>147326
Nah stick to blood/piss/sweat/and drool and you will go far :3
No.147330
>>147328
>tomoyo
Shit tastes/10
No.147331
so who is this guy >>147330
No.147332
File: 1456981194299.png (1.05 MB, 1000x976, 125:122, 65d8e747b0583ce152cc383546….png)
>>147329
correction mean cum not piss, piss is as bad as shit as far as I'm concened
No.147333
>>147330
Call me when your waifu is important enough that she got an entire VN to herself.
No.147334
>>147323
dead ass
>>147324
it makes me giggle that people think blood and cutting and burning and strangling and rough fucking think piss is a nono go back to the camps fucko kind of thing
>>147327
then be honest with it
I want to serve as a mop and clean up a dirty public bathroom floor with my hands tied and only my face and tongue to use
No.147335
>>147334
Do you have any limits besides scat?
No.147336
File: 1456981292309.jpg (203.66 KB, 600x851, 600:851, a372f70b0ec47d1dbe4d9073dd….jpg)
>>147327
yeah, some got on my hand while i was pissing once and i licked it
"hey, i've eaten cum, why not piss?"
>>147329
>drool
yes
That one especially turns me on, things like someones sucker or something.
No.147337
>>147333
Saya no Uta was way better
Saya is love
Saya is life
No.147338
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>>147334
I wouldn't drink piss or shit, but I'd piss on someone for kicks sure
No.147339
>>147338
>>147334
Yeah my line of thought, i'd piss on someone if they wanted doesn't bother me.
No.147340
File: 1456981425161.jpg (422.42 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, fba4c26e0b3dec1950bdebbebb….jpg)
>>147335
scat and me being in a dominant position
other than that not really
>>147338
I recognize it's not everyone's thing, but I think being bullied for wanting it sounds nice
No.147341
>>147334
I don't think you ever hinted at it before to me in private. But yeah, you'd be my toilet in the morning.
>>147336
Let's not go for the trifecta…
No.147343
>>147341
kyoko who's that guy using other people's names?
No.147344
File: 1456981694004.jpg (151.49 KB, 500x699, 500:699, 886595f5e1799e6bcf5a8e0ff0….jpg)
>>147340
Beating someone to a pulp leaving them in a heap while watching them squirm, then slapping them every so often standing on their thighs and pissing on them sounds like a good laugh to me
No.147345
>>147342
not really
just flexible and imaginative
>>147343
pretty sure soto
No.147346
>>147341
>the trifecta
wazzat?
smeens, blood, and pee pee?
No.147347
Holy shit brat is such a sub
fucking gross
No.147348
>>147345
oh yeah that would make sense
No.147349
>>147344
that's kind of sick
is it common for sadists to laugh while doing things
>>147346
>smeens
heh what the fuck
>>147347
tell me more
No.147350
>>147349
I'd enjoy it happening to me too, I laugh when getting hurt. I'm sadistic
No.147353
>>147345
I think it's vile and incomprehensible. Don't think I'll ever understand how anyone could get off to something so disgusting and degrading. Reading what you posted made me physically gag but hey, to each his own.
No.147354
File: 1456982016564.jpg (38.13 KB, 599x696, 599:696, 0650aad7e5469b8a1ef54bbeee….jpg)
No.147355
>>147352
bad timing
i was about to go to bed just now
i need to get more sleep, going to sleep at 12 and waking up at 6 everyday is exhausting ;-;
what do you think of this album if you've listened to it before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mysPC1c__c
No.147356
>>147349
Is this the part where I hold you down and give you a hickey while whispering how much of a fucking piece of shit you are?
No.147357
>>147354
tru
>>147355
aww too bad
haven't heard it yet but i'll give it a listen and get back to you when you get up, okay?
have a good one
No.147358
File: 1456982122611.jpg (749.3 KB, 1032x1939, 1032:1939, 611c45bc84c55560797c7fe828….jpg)
>>147354
Tell us something we don't know, heh
No.147359
>>147350
I giggle and smile when people abuse me yeah
>>147351
can we call it smeens from now on
>>147353
I don't get it either
I just love anything and everything that lets me get fucked up or serve someone to please them
>>147356
only if you want it to be
preferably there'd be more than just that involved though
No.147360
>>147357
This album is so relaxing, thanks again for the good music.
No.147361
>>147357
You too!
>>147359
yeah, we can call it smeens
Good night everyone! Have a beautiful day tomorrow!
No.147362
>>147361
night night baka
sleep well, and a good day to you too
No.147363
>>147360
np
just glad u like it
it's such a weird gospel album i just can't get over how strange it is
>>147361
nighty night
No.147365
>>147359
I have a pain fetish, also have a high tolerance to pain and injuries. I'm also a switch so either side of the coin gives me pleasure
>>147361
Nini Baka <3
No.147366
I'm going to go for a bit, see ya.
No.147368
>>147358
I think type II chondrules are just altered type I chondrules, and I haven't found any papers that say for sure one way or the other
No.147369
>>147366
Catch you later Noun <3
>>147368
Ah but why label them 1 and 2 in the first place if they are the same?
No.147370
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my pee just tastes like sweet warm tap water
also this stupid fucking belt won't go tight enough
No.147371
>>147370
You need a nice thin belt, and make your own holes.
No.147372
>>147370
jesus christ…
i guess that figures since all you eat is sugar
No.147375
>tfw you drink your gf's pee
No.147376
I grabbed these fuckhuge snack clips for my nipples and it's making it hard to breathe
>>147371
what do you think is my best bet if I don't want to leave a red ring around my neck
>>147372
it's not good and I don't wanna do it again with my own but it's better tasting than soda
No.147378
>>147370
You're doing it wrong.
No.147379
File: 1456983156776.png (1.47 MB, 1158x1637, 1158:1637, 87dce3a5de41315d11961cba2a….png)
>>147377
I've posted pictures before??????????????????????
No.147380
>>147376
Put a cloth around your neck first, then the belt it will stop the belt leaving marks on the skin
No.147381
>>147377
Bro you gotta listen to me I know you're a fucking troll.
No.147383
>>147369
because they have different magnesium numbers!
No.147384
File: 1456983303759.png (598.24 KB, 787x1000, 787:1000, 97aa740489a8768dfdfae3f264….png)
>>147378
teach me then
>>147380
ooh smart
thank you magi you keep me from fucking myself over all the time
>>147382
this is also an option
No.147385
>>147383
Ah, well I learned something new! thank you <3 have a pet
No.147386
>>147384
No worries <3 Just be careful you don't go too far though you want to restrict the airflow not cut it off completely
No.147387
>>147386
Dude i'm experiencing some crazy shit from my mental disorders. Feels like my bi-polar is mania right now.
No.147388
>>147384
Secure the belt under your adam's apple. Make sure that little thing that locks it into the notches is either removed or rendered useless. You don't want the belt to get stuck around your neck choking you to death. You want full control over it. When you feel the semen welling up and you know that climax is coming, I'd say 10 seconds before your cum hold your breath and choke yourself as hard as you can until your face turns read then shoot your load. That's what I do.
If you want something easier, just hold your breath before you ejaculate until your face turns red then cum. I do both of these.
There. That's how you do it. Don't hurt yourself.
No.147389
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>>147387
How does your body feel? Racing thoughts? Just try to stay calm, but it can be confusing
No.147391
what are some ideas for cute clothes that are girly/androgynous, comfortable, but not too revealing?
No.147392
>>147390
hey how are you tonight?
No.147393
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>>147388
that worked pretty fucking nicely thanks
>>147391
oversized sweatshirts
tight fitting shorts
long socks
boots
sweaters
No.147395
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>>147393
ooh I forgot about like tight sweatpants or tights
those are my favorite
No.147396
>>147390
What's that look for!
>>147393
You're welcome.
No.147397
>>147393
>>147395
ive got tights and i love em
ive got those shorts too that youve seen but they are REALLY fucking lewd
im looking for stuff that i could possibly wear in public
i really like loose tops and sweaters, looking at some that look right now
No.147398
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>>147397
sweatpants like joggers are comfy and show off your figure if you size them right
tank tops are another thing too
No.147400
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>>147388
I lock mine in, then I wrap my belt round the bed behind my headboard and push forward.but don't have it super tight, I take my time restricting the air for the whole fap, Then when I feel the climax I'd push hard forward so It chokes as I hold my breath.
No.147401
>>147399
I don't add anybody, sorry
No.147402
File: 1456984986228.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
No.147404
>>147402
why do people always say that instead of just going to sleep when they're tired..!?
blows my mind
what's keepin ya up, cato?
No.147405
>>147400
That's a rather dangerous way of doing it but hey, we all have our own ways. I shall try it some time.
>>147402
Don't you frown at me!
No.147406
>>147398
yeah i like tank tops
would prolly look good wearing one under a really lose, slightly transparent lonsgleeve top
only problem is that if im not wearing anything over it they show of my shoulders
No.147407
just woke up. good morning! <3
No.147408
>>147407
good morning mikan
No.147410
>>147406
oh right
oversized t-shirts could work, but it's a fine line between cute and looking like a lazy thug.
No.147411
File: 1456985420364.jpg (192.56 KB, 422x482, 211:241, bc96d8bd22398915aeb71fb2e9….jpg)
>>147404
I was playing EVE and now I am going through the motions before going to bed
>>147405
It's not a frown!
It's a… kinda condescending blushy expression?
I don't know what it's called but it's cute!
No.147412
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>>147405
Your way is the safer option, But I lock it in as I like the constant pressure for the whole fap, i just like taking my time, a good hour for a fap. its not super tight so if I let go of the belt it doesn't choke I have to lean forward for it to choke tight, so there is still the control
>>147407
Morning Mikan <3
No.147413
>>147389
Haha. Good advice.
No.147414
File: 1456985561912.jpg (193.27 KB, 750x783, 250:261, ce5b3dd49fb5bd109f3e5a8465….jpg)
I wish I could give somebody a footjob right now
No.147415
>>147411
oh i see
how long you been playiung that?
>>147414
give urself 1
No.147417
>>147411
Good… because I would have made you apologize for it. Very cute image, but that's to be expected coming from you.
>>147412
Damn, you go all out huh. As long as it's pleasurable. I just like getting it over with. If it's a good cum then it's a good cum.
>>147414
lol
No.147418
>>147413
Theres not much I could say other than it's confusing, but you know yourself if you go manic just enjoy the good feels, try to keep level headed though.
>>147417
Pretty much, I take my time. I prefer relaxing while fapping rather than fast and quick as I like feeling the orgasm build. I've had full body orgasm's that way, but I prefer using a vibrator rather than fapping normally to, the orgasm's much more intense
No.147419
>>147414
oh huh
you said you dont like blowjobs, but would you be fine with recieving footjobs?
No.147420
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>>147415
a month and a half-ish
>>147417
You can't make me!
No.147421
>>147418
Hmm, I see. Interesting.
>>147420
I beg to differ.
No.147423
>>147420
so overall not that long, huh
No.147424
>a little less than five hours of sleep
>headache
>got called in to work
O-off to grease the wheels of capitalism!
No.147425
No.147426
No.147427
>>147422
Hey Rain <3
>>147424
Aww Skandi, can't you just say you aren't well?
No.147428
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>>147421
I donno, I can be pretty harsh when I'm not in the right mood
>>147423
yep!
especially for that game
No.147429
>>147428
No way a fellow holo poster could be harsh! I just don't believe it.
No.147430
>>147427
Hi Koakuma, can I bum a massage from you? I'm in a lot of pain.
No.147431
>>147425
>>147427
I need/want the money! Plus the last two times they've called me in I've been unable to work, so I can't really do it a third time!
Leaving now! If I die, hold a thread in my honour!
No.147432
>>147428
and how long do you plan on playing it
No.147433
>>147431
Good luck at work.
No.147434
File: 1456986643287.png (206.45 KB, 499x683, 499:683, 1a90fd80f10d1a326baf9c52cb….png)
>>147430
Oh? what kind of pain? If my arms could stretch 2000 miles I would of course :)
>>147431
Good luck <3 I hope it goes in quick for you <3
No.147435
>>147429
Maybe I'll just go for another boy for a few days and leave you hanging
>>147432
I'm pretty committed, so a while
No.147438
>>147435
oh damn
well have fun then
i'm gonna take off
seeya later
No.147439
>>147434
Mostly soreness all along my shoulders and inner back, my face hurts too. I'm also suffering a little from Koakuma withdrawal, help me out!
No.147440
>>147437
Sure
>>147438
See you
Try and hold yourself together better in the future.
No.147441
>>147434
I just pictured your arms stretching above the clouds across the ocean and coming down just to massage one guy in the us…
No.147442
File: 1456986940532.gif (732.1 KB, 500x281, 500:281, fucking disgusting degener….gif)
>>147435
Quit breaking my immersion! Holo posters are supposed to be sweet and loving.
No.147443
>>147439
Doing some heavy lifting?
>>147441
Oh? what guy?
No.147444
File: 1456987018898.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
>>147442
I was referencing the show!
Gosh!
No.147445
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No.147446
>>147444
Oh, haha. Why yes, of course! I knew that..
No.147447
File: 1456987149798.jpg (38.13 KB, 599x696, 599:696, 0650aad7e5469b8a1ef54bbeee….jpg)
>>147446
You have seen the show, right?!
No.147448
>>147443
No, just knocking some sense into a suicidal sibling and getting caught-up in between another scuffle.
No.147449
>>147447
It's been about 6 years I think. I should rewatch it some time.
No.147450
>>147440
ok when do we fuck?
No.147452
>>147451
No, you're a fraud. Fraud. Fraud! Bark like a little doggie, now.
No.147453
File: 1456987398609.jpg (150.75 KB, 685x1000, 137:200, sample-036fea05432c9407583….jpg)
No.147454
>>147448
Ah, did you teach them a lesson?
No.147455
>>147410
dont buy oversized tshirts. buy really long ones which go over your hip but still are tight
No.147457
>>147454
I could only do so much, and I'm so tired of all this fighting. I'd love to just relax for a while with someone, y'know?
No.147458
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No.147459
>>147453
I know I know. I do hope you realize that when I go through it again, I will be capturing hundreds upon hundreds of new holo pics! I will best your holo collection and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>147456
*pets*
No.147461
>>147460
I'm sitting on my balls.
No.147462
File: 1456987734301.png (706.08 KB, 676x1000, 169:250, 97f5ce5448bb816e6018dd85ce….png)
>>147457
Mhm I understand
>>147461
kek
No.147463
>>147459
That went right over your head…
No.147464
File: 1456987823355.jpg (168.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-01-06 at 04.32.17….jpg)
>>147459
I went through the first bit and got a decent number of Kraft
No.147465
gonna go now. i'll be back later <3
No.147466
>>147463
No I know what you were trying to do you bastard!
>>147464
Wow maybe you should just avatar as Kraft you traitor!
>tfw used to stream all of my anime back then
No.147467
>>147462
Anyways, thank you for listening to another of my rants. You're really too sweet, Koakuma.
No.147468
File: 1456987969614.png (671.87 KB, 1020x1404, 85:117, aa4693b65ddde38a79d01759b3….png)
>>147467
I wouldn't say it was a rant, I asked after all, and it's no trouble at all <3
No.147469
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>>147466
>tfw still stream most of my anime
No.147471
File: 1456988234040.jpg (132.62 KB, 800x1140, 40:57, 6df9454423cc22c866e713120b….jpg)
sorry I didn't reply to footjob posts
No.147473
>>147471
Sleep well?
>>147472
I demand responses you sluuuuuuuuuut!
No.147474
I am here to speak with the superior people of 8chan.
No.147475
File: 1456988510658.jpg (231.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-01-06 at 02.44.57….jpg)
>>147472
Crunchyroll erryday
actually, pretty close to that this season
No.147477
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>>147473
what
I'm only going to bed now after I finish these m&ms
No.147478
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No.147479
>>147471
Welcome back Brat <3
>>147474
Hey Grids <3
How are you?
No.147480
File: 1456988612162.jpg (216.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-01-06 at 02.55.17….jpg)
No.147481
>>147477
You managed to stay up after what you did this time?
No.147482
>>147473
*flicks you on the nose*
>>147474
Hello, I am here.
No.147484
File: 1456988822910.jpg (346.38 KB, 582x744, 97:124, 92d9698abdcc7195871250108b….jpg)
>>147481
no I passed out but I woke up and now I'm going to brush my teeth and sleepy sleep
the m&ms are done so I'm gone now
No.147485
>>147476
yesh you, you took the cookies from the cookie jar.
>>147478
hey cato, how you doin?
>>147479
I am quite well, listening to creepy pastas.
>>147480
I built a polish side folder from an 80% receiver, it's still bear metal, and I'm thinking about cutting my botched rivet job off and welding the trunions solid, it'd be a cleaner look anyway.
>>147482
oh hey noun, I really didn't mean you.
No.147486
File: 1456988870482.jpg (123.21 KB, 756x815, 756:815, ss (2015-01-06 at 03.28.04….jpg)
>>147483
gotta enjoy your good ol' hun'n rifle every now and then!
No.147487
>>147482
I mightt sneeze…
>>147484
night brat
No.147488
>>147484
Nini Brat <3
>>147485
Good to hear, having fun with them?
No.147489
>>147485
yes i did.
>>147486
I enjoy all types of rifles
No.147490
File: 1456989190009.jpg (339.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ss (2015-01-06 at 02.55.35….jpg)
>my counterpart stopped replying
f-fine!
>>147489
I get to buy a pistol in two months
I'm kinda excited
but not actually, have to get permit first, but still
No.147491
stripes or no stripes
this is important
No.147492
>>147491
stripes unless theyre blue or red
No.147493
>>147488
always, I love creepy pastas.
>>147489
but why for though?
>>147490
where do you live that you need a permit for a pistol?
>>147491
stripes.
No.147494
>>147490
I am on a waiting list to get an appointment to get my finger printing done for my permit its taking forever
>>147493
I was hungry
No.147495
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>>147493
Don't you need your CC permit to buy a pistol?
or what's the point of having one without a CC permit?
>>147494
butt
No.147496
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>>147487
Good.
>>147490
I'm sorry I'm here! Just talking in discord. Wanna come in? Your voice is really soothing.
No.147497
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>>147496
but it's tooo late!
I should be asleep!
No.147499
>>147494
but what about the trackers in those cookies, they know where you are, and everywhere you go, and everywhere you've been.
>>147495
well, I like to shoot all my guns.
>>147496
I was kidding noun, and your lack of shocked response disappoints me, I'm sorry.
No.147500
>>147499
I guess I have been tracked then
No.147501
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No.147504
Have you voted for Trump yet
No.147505
>>147497
RIGHT NOW!
>>147499
On your knees. Beg for my forgiveness! I'm just joking, I wanted to see your reaction.
>>147502
No.147506
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No.147508
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No.147509
>>147500
sucks bro, that's why I delete all the cookies, I never take them.
>>147505
but I wanted to see your reaction, *drops to my knees hugging your leg and pressing my cheek against your crotch* we are so alike.
No.147511
Fuck it good bye /lewd/ im giving up the internet so i can find a woman to love me.
No.147514
Also good morning wonderful people.
What a nice thursday morning to wake up at.
Absolutely no work today!
No.147515
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No.147517
CP in catalog by the way!
>>147515
Hello Magi. How are you?
No.147518
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>>147517
I'm grand, waiting on an update on tracking for a package I'm expecting
What about you?
No.147519
tfw you will never ever be a disposable Space Marine.
No.147520
>>147518
I feel pretty good though i just woke.
But my arms are a bit sore from yesterdays work.
No.147521
>>147519
>>147520
I hope it won't hinder you too much on your day off :3 heh
No.147522
>>147516
we should cuddle, and fug and have children together.
>>147517
MFW I read CP as coolant purification, damn nuclear reactors.
No.147523
>>147521
Nah, it should be fine. It was worse yesterday when i could barely move them. Moving dirt on a wheelbarrow is more tough than you would expect.
No.147524
order placed
good night all
No.147525
No.147526
>>147522
How about we fug and then cuddle. Not too good with children!
No.147528
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>>147523
I can imagine
>>147524
Nini Mika <3
No.147529
This text is spoilered for no particular reason
Oh well i think i'm gonna play vidya now, bye bye!
No.147530
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out an' out
You spend the day your way
Call it morning driving
Through the south
In an' out the valley
No.147531
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No.147532
>>147525
we use 2 letter abbreviations for systems all the time, makes it like a secret club.
>>147526
okay, sounds good to me.
No.147535
>>147533
Your picture was amazing. hope you dont mind i saved it??
No.147536
No.147539
>>147537
That gif is fucking adorable oh my god.
No.147540
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No.147544
>>147536
Aww. you're a sweet heart :)
No.147547
>>147545
Don't come back until you have a girlfriend, son.
No.147549
hey there cutie and cutiers
No.147552
No.147553
>>147551
I'd rather not talk about it
this goes for everyone who may be lurking
No.147554
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No.147555
No.147556
No.147558
why do you let me say weird shit when I'm sleepy
I'm pretty sure this is some form of rape
No.147561
>>147558
That picture is extremely lewd
No.147562
>>147561
the sounds that I'll be making with my dick fucking your holes will be extremely lewd
No.147563
>>147559
what's endearing?
>>147561
nah I have a lot worse.
No.147564
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>>147563
it's when you have an odd quirk that grows on people which they come to like you for
No.147565
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>>147564
talking about belts or piss isn't exactly what I'd put under that category
No.147566
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>>147565
it's also not what you say it's how you say it
No.147567
yo guys
whats up
i feel like shit
No.147568
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>>147567
don't feel like shit then
No.147569
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>>147567
what happened pizza boy
No.147570
>>147568
wow thanks man
>>147569
i realized i'm socially retarded and nobody will ever love me and i can't do anything about that
No.147571
>wave 15
>worm systems
>wave 16 starts
>host has disconnected
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.147572
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>>147570
Being socially retarded doesn't mean you can't find love. You're aware enough to know you have an issue so you can't be that bad. Worst case you can find another social retard to be with, or someone who finds it cute
>>147571
what game?
No.147573
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>>147570
that'll be 50 squids plus tip thanks
No.147575
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No.147577
>>147572
who the fuck can find cute being socially retarded
No.147578
>>147575
Hello? where is your tripcode…
No.147579
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>>147578
I'm a being a rebel
No.147580
>>147570
>>147572
This or in my case I'm perfectly fine/normal but I love social retards. I think its cute how they can't do anything unless I help and encourage them so they tend to be the type of people I always go for. I'm sure there are more people than just me out there.
No.147582
>>147581
a mean rebel! so watch out or I'll push you into the mud
No.147583
>>147582
Eek. I hate spiders..
No.147584
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>>147577
You're worrying too much. If it's so bad but you're aware of it you can fix it. If it's just being a little awkward you have nothing to fret
>>147580
I don't think I'm conpletely retarded, I know I'm stupid and gullible though. Rather than sperg out I'm just quiet
No.147585
>>147583
hate this
*molests you*
No.147586
>>147585
I'm not talking to you anymore, meanie.
No.147587
>>147586
oh yeah well take this
*kisses you softly*
No.147588
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No.147589
>>147587
Aww you're too cute. I guess even some spiders can be cute.
>>147588
Good morning.
No.147590
>>147588
Morning date
>>147584
That's exactly what a social retard would say!
Though I really don't understand the concept of social retards, same with anxiety, its a thing that I just can't understand as someone who can talk to anyone and everyone.
No.147591
>>147580
thanks :3
i hope so
>>147584
i'll try to worry less and to hook up more cute boys on twitter
No.147592
>>147589
exactly
*rapes you sideways*
No.147593
>>147589
>>147590
hi! how was your sleep?
No.147594
>>147593
Very short, exhausting, and I think I nearly had a wet dream for the first time in a long time.
So rather good I guess, made delicious french roast coffee to wake up.
>>147591
I believe the dom you need will come your way don't worry. That or you will just stumble upon someone as inept as you that you fumble into a relationship with each other.
No.147595
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>>147588
hihi date-o
>>147590
how do I know if I'm a social retard or not?
No.147596
>>147595
It depends, how I see it how confident are you wil talking to random strangers in real life. Hell how easy is it for you to talk to random people on the internet even?
Could you go to a bar right now, if you are legal age, and just start chatting it up with a person you sit beside or do they have to initiate the conversation first.
No.147597
>>147593
Havent slept yet. Been on PSO2 all night.
No.147598
>>147594
ah well i guess yeah you can say that is a nice thing!
i hope your day goes good!
>>147595
hey brat how are you today?
>>147597
gotta keep the grind going right?
good luck friend but remember to take 5 min brakes by standing up stretching a bi and grabbing a glass of water
No.147599
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>>147596
That's really socislly retarded? Then yeah I guess I am, I never start conversations and new people scare me. I still have 3 years before I can legally drink in the US but I'm saving myself for date-rape so I have a low tolerance
No.147600
>>147599
I hope you are date raped still, its a shame when cute boys aren't raped like they deserve.
tfw older men try to date rape me even now and then at the bar, it just ends in them buying a ton of alcohol for me then I leave them cucked
>>147598
Welp I have lots of fun and lovely times with the waifu planned today so I really don't see it going poorly. Today is a good day
No.147601
>>147600
^~^ ah well if thats the case yes i doubt it will be a bad day
No.147602
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>>147598
good, I'm happy they have reruns of katowice so I can watch them when I want later in the day. You still watchimg today?
No.147603
>>147601
Yup nothing is more fun than punishment games, eh eh eh.
Unless I lose then it will end equally as amusing but less fun on my end.
No.147604
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>>147602
yeah i got faze vs ts and vp vs nv running right now
>>147603
<3
No.147605
>>147604
After the katowice games you should carry me in csgo more.
No.147606
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>>147605
sure! my fav team isnt playing today so im just watching a bit of games and playing csgo after them since akari gets off of work in some hours and we are gonna be on dischord but yes after these 2 matches ill play a couple of csgo matches!
No.147607
>>147606
Well we can always force, I mean find two other people to join us so akari and you can play together.
No.147608
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>>147600
I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol regularly, it just doesn't interest me, but having it to get me in a bad situation sounds fun. Although it might be even better if I was fully aware
No.147609
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No.147610
>>147608
You are the type of person I'd give non-alcoholic been to cause I know it'd work on you. Then right as or perhaps during the rape I'll tell you there was no alcohol to awaken all your senses at once. Aw there is always fun to be had with that.
>>147609
Hi
No.147611
>>147607
ah yeah that is a possibility as well
>>147609
hallo sweede how are you today? sleep well?
No.147612
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>>147610
How are you? :3
>>147611
I'm better, no fever today yay! But the coughing is worse, And i didn't sleep that well was woking up by my coughing. How are you?
No.147613
No.147614
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>>147610
do people really think that much or is that just you being smart? That's kind of scary if that's the normal intelligence, I don't think about things like that
No.147615
>>147612
ah im happy to hear that!
im doing as bright a the fourth of july! ^~^
No.147616
>>147612
Good still just waking up at the moment. Feeling rather german.
>>147611
Well I always know some victims we can force, we will just have to see if akari is willing.
>>147614
If people don't realize they are given non-alcholic beer they will act drunk without even realizing it. This has been tested and proven several occasions even on people who have never drank before.
I'm not sure I just like random things, I don't know what normal people do.
No.147618
>>147615
You are always so chiper it's really nice :3
>>147616
How do you feel german!?
No.147619
>>147618
well i try to be !
since i love to help everyone, i feel as if i was sad it would bring the mood down and i wouldnt be able to help anyone!
No.147620
>>147616
I don't mean that so much as like tricking and taking advantage of somebody. How common is that type of thinking?
No.147622
>>147618
By playing as germany in civilization 5
>>147620
No idea, common for me, how else do you get your way and have devious and perhaps mischievous plans?
No.147623
>>147621
hihi
how you doing
>>147622
I think it's frightening that people do and say things other than their true intentions. I'm not capable of thinking that maybe somebody wants to fo something bad if they do something nice and that worries me
No.147624
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>>147619
You're too nice!
>>147621
H-hello :3 How are you?
>>147622
Ooh haha okay i hope you have all the DLCS
No.147625
>>147623
>>147624
apologies
but I'd really rather not talk about me
No.147626
>>147624
no! i just feel that everyone deserves to be treated nicely and respectful
also i love to help if i can even if just a bit im happy to do so
No.147627
>>147624
>>147624
I'm actually missing brave new world, it's whatever though its enough for me to have my fun and burn time.
>>147623
People are scary, never trust them. Nearly everyone has two faces so you have to always have your guard around everyone.
I have trust issues with everyone, no way in hell I'd ever show everyone my true intentions
No.147628
>>147625
oh that's fair
How long have you been playing warframe?
>>147627
I just don't even know how, I don't like to assume things and so I don't. Nice people are nice people until they do something unforgivable and I feel like strangers would hurt me even less than people I know because they havecno reason to target me
No.147629
>>147628
around a year and a half now
No.147630
>>147628
Well you should never over think it and just take people at base value. Just some people think deeper and are always paranoid like me.
No.147631
>>147629
oh wow
is there pvp in it? you must have a lot of good stuff.
I wish it were easier to get into mmos after like the first few months but I always feel like I can never catch up and become unmotivated
>>147630
don't be paranoid
if you are you won't have any friends because you'll think everyone is out to hurt you
I'd rather be overly friendly and get hurt than never feel comfortable
No.147632
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>>147626
It's not so usual to see people like that! :3
>>147627
Ooh brave new world is like the best thing ever but as long as you're having fun it's good
>>147625
Okay that's fine :3
No.147633
>>147631
there is multiplayer, yeah.
but the game is essentially collect things until you get tired of collecting things and then do it again
No.147634
>>147631
It's not like that, there is different kinds of paranoia. I just never let people get close and know the real me is all. I have no problems knowing and being friendly with every single person. I'm crazy so it might be harder to explain than it really is.
>>147632
Well I've gotten my 50% to get a barbarian camp about 6 times in a row and I'm about to show the good queen of england my massive german dick.
No.147635
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No.147637
>>147598
Yup you're right.
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