/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

>>147639

hihi

I hadn't put the link in yet

>>147641

why dont you come into your steam anymore?

Hey guys what's up?

>>147642

sorry that was a temporary alt

but the main reason why I didn't tell you or readd you on a different one is because I don't wanna add anybody and remove them again when I get upset

it's stupid but I don't want people to be mad at me

>>147643

yo

black desert officially came out today right? how are you enjoying it?

>>147644

o-okay

>>147645

>>147644

Yeah but i've been playing it since the 1st

I'm enjoying it a lot, it's down for maintenance right now but before that I was fishing a lot and becoming a jew, i've got something like 350k right now but the spot i'm fishing at has seems to have a higher chance of giving me higher quality fish so I make like 100k-130k per fishing trip, I wanna get a boat in it and go whaling since those go for big amounts of money

>>147646

whats wrong??

>>147648

brat dont likes me

>>147649

Aww dear it's okay. I don't like you either

You know I'm playing, I need someone to carry me to lem eventually

>>147649

he doesnt he just has a way of dealing with stuff in a different way than you or me, brat is really a good friend but it happens dont feel bad my love <3

>>147646

sorry, I'm just not able to control myself well. Although at this point it's almost more stupid trying to explain it than just readding people every time I remove them

>>147647

you can go whailing?

that actually sounds pretty cool

>>147649

that's not true!

it's the reverse and I'm trying to protect it

>>147652

Yeah it's the fishing boat I think that lets you equip harpoons, then you can go fishing for whales and sharks

If Sanders loses the primaries I'm joining the Donald Drumpf camp because fuck the american people.

>>147654

why should you care you're a pastry

>>147654

>caring about politics

>caring about politics that don't even affect you

gropy please

>>147655

Why should I not?

>>147656

Politics are entertaining and actually effect my/other peoples life, thats why I care just a bit about it.

>>147650

Im planing to buy a second account with a lower rank

>>147651

t-thats not fair ;-;

>>147652

I could never be mad at you for deleting me.

>>147654

join Donald Trump anyway.

But you even have no impact in it…

n-notice me please

>>147657

you're meant to be eaten not politics!

>>147658

maybe I'll readd people later today then. It's just hard to know who had me added out of courtesy and they just put up with me, and who actually wanted me added

>>147658

If you really wanted I'd let you use my alt steam account that also has steam account so you can play with me and date

>>147657

Sounds like effort and in your case it really doesn't matter since no matter who you "join" it doesn't affect anything since you can't vote.

>>147658

no its fair, as long as brat is ok is what matters ok?

>>147659

Epic meme

>>147662

How is reading a few articles effort? I wouldnt say doing anything on the pc requires effort.

>>147667

I can't help it!

>>147665

>1 off

>>147660

I WANT YOU IN MY steam fl

>>147662

would be amazing

>>147665

i matters too ><

>>147666

>he will never notice me

>>147666

an epic meme for an epic slut

Ooh got a bit stuck in Shadow of Mordor

>>147670

Then whenever you want to play with me and date, I'll give you info and set it up.

>>147672

How'd you get stuck in that game?

Though it is a great game, think it was my goty for the year it came out. Or at least tied for it.

>>147673

t-thats so nice from you :3

>>147670

i know darling but look he doesnt dislike you, so someday he might add you

and you can talk with him here so just leave it at that for now ok?

>>147673

I'm just bored and haven't played it in a while and it's fun just killing orcs

>>147674

>Implying I'm not just doing it so you can carry us.

I gotta make the best ship keep sailing and help it along how I can.

>>147676

I actually heavily considered replaying it recently as well, though I have enough time killers that I'm not too concerned. I also need to stop being lazy and beat xcom 2.

>>147678

Yea the story is soooo good until like the last mission when i pick up a new game i usually can't stop until i'm done with the story

>tfw have no motivation to do shit.

>>147679

I like games like Xcom because of how I can make my own story I don't care for the actual plot.

Xcom 2 has been nothing but the story of Cannon Fire as I've named him. The greatest grenadier known to man and his quest to keep hitting 15% shots and not giving a solitary fuck.

home now <3

D; i hate csgo DM!!!!

i spawn and i die !!!!!!!

i give up in ever warming up

>>147681

Okay i don't think i could ever play that game i would just get mad. I've seen some videos of it and the accuracy just looks off to me

>>147683

I thought you loved it :o

>>147684

Ohhh you were talking about shadow of mordor story!

My bad I am not the smartest

I loved my little dwarf friend he was so cute. Yeah the best mission was When you fight your rival from the first area when you return and he has an army, shit was so hype

>>147683

DM is all I'm good at

I can top the board every time because I can aim and take advantage of the spawns but actual games require too much concentration

>>147686

Add akari

get carried

have fun with no effort wins

It's how to get good.

>Driving test in less than 2 weeks

>Still can't park in a parking spot

Hey :3c

>>147687

I have a really bad attention span and can't just play sneakily, but aren't smart enough either to come up with different weird plans that catch people off guard. So I just kind of absentmindedly hop around and contribute kills. It works really fucking well smurfing in silver but nowhere else

>>147688

don't worry

in actual parking lots you can just park at the very fucking back and it doesn't matter

>>147689

yo

>>147682

Hi QT.

>>147689

Hi Mango.

>>147690

In my state they tell you were to go and where to park.

>>147690

>>147691

How's it going, cuties?

>>147693

Less than great.

>>147689

So why is your name mango?

>>147688

My driving test is on friday and I've driven a car a total of 3 times. This is gonna go terribly good.

>>147690

Aw I do too, its why I'm still alt tabbing every time I die and posting.

Still I believe in you, we already got 3 people you gotta be our forth then we just need a 5th

>>147692

how does that work

you go to the store and rather than park at the back there's some guy flagging you to where to go?

>>147693

my butt and nipples hurt

>>147696

The person giving you the test says "Pull into this parking lot" and then says "Park into that spot"

>>147695

Good luck. I need my license for my new job. If I don't get it now I'm stuck at this horrible place.

>>147694

That dosn't sound good. Can I help you with something?

>>147695

Mangos are super yummy~

Also they have a beautifull colour, both on the outside and inside. And their smell is very calming for me.

>>147696

Stop using clothes pins on your nippels.

>

>>147695

I'll play later if everyone is

I don't use a mic though do if that bothers you I don't know what to say

Kyoko will play sometimes

>>147698

it feels so good and makes my heart race and stops my breathing

>>147699

>>147698

Unless you can hire me into a full time job that pays more than $9.50 an hour, not really.

>>147698

Cause my brain doesn't last long enough to remember that you are who you are. I didn't want to bully you just yet and say is it cause your semen taste like mangos?

>>147697

Aw my new job will be working on cars and I can't even drive. The irony is not lost on me.

>>147700

I likely won't play with kyoko

Doesn't bother me though, lots of people don't.

>>147701

>>147704

>>147703

Don't you need a degree for that kind of stuff?

>>147705

sup?

>>147706

Are you silly? Car mechanics are your regular bob and toms. They don't require anything, I'm gonna get paid training for them to teach me what to do and thats it.

>>147700

Please, I don't need a boner at this time of the day.

>>147702

Well, actually I can do that. I hope you like cooking though.

>>147703

Well, I'm pretty fresh here, since yesterday. No wonder you wouldn't remember me.

>Semen that tastes like Mango

Oh my.

>>147708

How hard is it? I'm currently at a job where I'm expected to sort multiple rummage sales at the same time while changing out the large boxes being sorted into (5 minutes per box to change out by the way) while also lifting furniture by myself and putting them onto pallets. I hate it and I pull muscles every week it's busy. The only upside is it's slow in the winter, like right now. That's not worth 9 months of hell.

>>147712

If you lived in America I'd seriously consider the offer, but you don't!

>>147712

Well if you eat enough mango I'm sure it'd make your semen taste a lot sweeter. This is an experiment we will have to try out.

>>147715

Its relatively easy from what I know so far, I don't start till later though. It's just a lot of mess so you have to be ready to get dirty. Otherwise it's just a simple pattern.

>>147715

>>147715

Well, it's not like Germany isn't buying up any worker in Europe. I'm sure an american would be a welcome change from all the brown mudslimes.

>>147718

So, you want to taste my cum?

Well, sure. I could jerk off into a bottle, put it on ice and send it per overnight express to you.

>>147717

I was just sharing? Why would i expect you to be amazed? I asked you how you were doing, you told me. So I decided to tell you how i feel. Why you think I'd be trying to amaze you I don't really understand…

>>147718

You got the job despite no knowledge of cars?

Did you have to take a drug test?

>>147685

In the first post yea :3 Meh i don't really care as long as it's fun to talk about and yea that was soooo good :3

>>147689

Hello!

>>147719

I'm white. They wouldn't let me in.

Being a lolicon is also illegal there isn't it?

>>147718

eating sweet things does make it sweeter

mine tastes a bit like caramel because half my diet is sugar

>>147721

Yeah, almost all jobs do. I can technically get a weed card cause of my arm if I wanted and then it wouldn't matter.

Getting a job is about lying and being charismatic as all fuck. A lot of the time they are just testing to see if they would even bother wanting to deal with your shit everyday. Which I'm the most likable fucker around.

>>147719

Not particularly but if someone actually did that it'd be rude to not try it.

>>147722

Yup, so what other type of vidya do you enjoy sweedish fish?

>>147725

Ew icky, caramel is nasty. I'll never lick your semen then.

>>147724

no its legal.

and age of consent is 14 m9

>>147727

good I wouldn't want you to

if you ever did that would imply you were serving me and that frightens me

>>147727

I love single player RPGs :3 But tomorrow it's time for PoE again <3 How about you?

>>147729

Y-you can give me lewds :3

>>147724

>I'm white

That dosn't stop all the polacks, russians, french and spaniards either.

>>147727

I think this sounds like an offer. Give me an adress and I shall deliver one day, after a high intake of mango and mango flavoured sweets of course.

>>147725

I wonder how it tastes if we mix our semen together.

>>147728

14 is way too old.

>>147727

Can't fake a random on-site urine test easily.

I've been smoking grams of weed daily for the past year. I gained a bunch of weight so I can't pass a test until at least autumn.

Hey Hey Hey just booted Black Desert Online what server are you peeps on? Does it matter?

>>147733

Y-you know lewds… :3 Anything you like

>>147736

Play vidya, play guitar. But there is no motivation for that at the moment.

>>147737

Have this gif.

>>147732

what does yours taste like?

do you produce a lot?

>>147735

Most of the people playing aren't on yet or at least haven't posted

>>147730

Good you'd be much better suited tasting mine anyways, though I would never be sure what it'd taste like. Either really sweet or salty never in the middle.

>>147731

I like everything, RTS tend to be the genre I avoid the most mostly cause I such at them.

>>147732

Welp if that day comes and you really want to send it I might accept. It'll likely end terribly but I'd do it just to get a kick and a laugh out of it.

>>147734

Aw then don't do that, I just drink alcohol all the time and don't really do weed. I think last time I smoked was when I hooked up with some guy a few months back.

>>147735

Fuck my bad I forgot to download the game cause of csgo, I'll do that right now!

>>147738

>tfw no good pictures of your waifus butt

>>147734

well in saudi arabia there is no age restriction as long as youre married :^)

>>147740

you don't know what you taste like?

you should feel bad

>>147740

I don't like alcohol that much. I'd rather buy something else they can't detect like DMT.

>>147741

I'm not a muslim though. I'd be murdered.

>>147739

I would say Mango. I don't know. I never had a taste of my own semen.

That's a line I don't want to cross. Yet.

>>147740

I already wrote a memo and it's hanging on the side of my screen. I will remind you everyday until you agree~

>>147743

just cover ur face in mud and u'll be fine

>>147744

go for it!

oh and it wont taste like mango tbh

>>147744

that's so sad

you're so unaware of the pleasures you can achieve by yourself

All of that thick cum going to waste

>>147742

No I kind of do, but meh semen tasting isn't for me, I'm a slutty top when it comes to boys. Just my diet is always odd I either go on a sweet streak or a salt streak so my flavor has been different.

>>147743

DMT? I don't understand your drug speak

>>147744

Kek if youu can still remind me and convince me after a month I'll do it.

>>147745

Bitch I just said there was 0 and the 4 or 5 comissions of art I did for her I forgot to ask. I will one day

>>147738

Lewd!! B-but how do i paus it?

>>147740

Yea i like alomst everything but rpgs are the best, i like RTS as well unless it's pvp :3

>>147748

It's all yours, all you have to do is go and get it.

And yes, that may be true. But I'm afraid there is a point of no return. And I still want to get married one day.

>>147749

3rd of April, 18:29 - I will remind Tomo to taste my cum per overnight express.

>>147748

Young ship panties turns me on.

>>147749

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

It's an extremely intense 15-30 minute trip with a few hours of tolerance before you can do it again.

>>147749

that's horrible that you don't know the heavenly sensation of cumming with your legs and dick over your head and missing your mouth and hitting your face

>>147752

nonsense

it will only make you a better husband if you know how to have fun

>>147753

They're all yours

>>147754

B-but it just minimizes it again and do you have anything more or have you found something to do? :3

>>147756

Maybe.

But then again, thats a step I don't want to take alone.

A deep, snowball kiss with my and my partners cum, I would like that.

>>147751

Do you like mount and blade/have you played that?

>>147753

Miles do you agree that ro-500 is best boat? Though I guess you don't like her cause she has almost no panty shots. But brown loli is best.

>>147752

Alright make sure to do that.

>>147755

Thats odd, I'll have to try it sometime.

>>147756

You don't understand the satisfaction of treating someone as nothing ore than a toy to be used and abused. Having them know they are beneath you and powerless.

>>147759

>lolis

you should start only liking cutebois!

>>147757

Well i have one abyssal lewd. Hmm… I think i need to extend that folder actually.

>>147759

I don't watch anime.

>eating your own semen

>>147758

you have much more patience than I do

I've been a horny slut since I was little and I'm not stopping anytime soon just because I'm not married

>>147759

I don't get satisfaction from that though

I want to be the smallest, pathetic most abused person, not the one doing it

>>147762

:v(

>>147759

Yea i've played it, it's kind of fun but i'm horrible at it!

>>147761

Okay so you're gonna go look at new lewd pictures?

>>147763

It's good training tho!

>>147760

But I like girls more than boys

Boys are just toys to be used while I find a cute waifu.

Though I'm not a lolicon really, ro-500 is one of about 2 lolis I like because she is brown awith whitish hair.

>>147762

I don't either, I just know most the boats.

>>147764

I want to be the biggest bully with a harem of cute boys fighting over me and doing my every wish and command.

>>147764

u cant be that if i am!

>>147765

I don't care a lot for my own cum but I do eat it because I like cum and don't suck many guys so I eat what I have available.

Hello faggots

>>147763

thats like the best part about masturbating tbh

>>147766

I like the schoolgirl loli boats.

>>147764

I don't like ficton very much. I prefer to watch documentaries or read reference material.

>>147770

hai Mika! <3

>>147770

No u.

>>147771

This.

>>147759

I'm already looking forward to it.

>>147764

You seem like a person with a lot of lewd expierences in his life. I'm so jealous!

>>147775

hai dotts :3

>>147777

Haiiiii.

>>147770

>>147775

Hi

/male prostitutes/

>>147779

How are you doing?

>>147780

/gigolos/

>>147768

Ooh why does it take so long time?

>>147769

Ooh i thought you didn't like it my bad sorry

>>147770

H-hello :3

>>147775

Hello! :3

>>147782

Hey Loopist!

How's your day been?

(no one saw me fuck up on all those words)

>>147765

Then I'll have to teach you some day, thats another game I like cause again its that sort of tell your own story game.

I am really good at telling and over exagerrating what really happens even if its just to myself my fantasies and imagination runs wild so I always ride an entire book in my head about the awesome adventures.

In that game about how my guy saw a helpless woman trapped within a horrid nation so I married her, this not only gains me favor with them but helps me infiltrate them. Then I start a revolution from the inside and take over them!

>>147772

>>147776

I'll forget about it so this will be amusing a lot. I'll be like I agreed to what 1 month ago?

>>147786

Isn't this normal, though?

>>147773

<3

>>147774

>>147779

Hi! How's it going?

>>147782

You haven't added me on steam yet!

>>147788

Dude fuck if i know? ive been smoking crack for like 10 hours straight

>>147789

Hey Mika!

You massive faggot~

>>147790

I only just got here.

But yeah, seems pretty average to me, guv.

>>147781

>>147789

Less than great.

>>147787

>>147783

I don't like nudity as much as non-nude.

>>147794

What do you expect from a board called /lewd/?

>>147795

What's wrong?

>>147783

>>147787

I could collect the jizz of several days in a bottle, and you could use it as a dip with tiny mango pieces on toothpicks.

I wonder if I ruin the taste of mangos for some people here.

>>147796

Something a little classy and a little slutty at the same time.

>>147798

>

Yeah, I can't see the classy bit happening.

Goodmorning /lewd/.

>>147791

:3

>>147797

Mangoes are the best fruit

and I bet they would taste good with semen

>>147802

Good morning!

>>147802

>>147801

I'm just that special, mate.

>>147803

How are you doing~?

>>147803

Guys, please don't make me try out things that I'll regret later.

>>147808

Do it.

You won't regret it, guaranteed*.

*My guarantees are actually worthless.

>>147785

It's been back and forth still sick and that but otherwise it's been fine :3

>>147787

I suck at telling stories and my imagination is so terrible that's why i need a good story so i don't have to use my imagination :3

>>147789

S-should i have done that?

>>147784

Ooh okay have a fun time being bored :3

>>147802

Hello! :3

>>147810

>>147808

There is nothing to regret! Being an experimentalist is the best thing you can do in life since its all fun.

>>147810

Aw okay I'll go write a story of a run you do then one day. Hell even in my current civilization run I have an entire story going. Maybe I'm just crazy cause I'm too imaginative.

>>147810

Ahh, hope you feel better soon.

>>147808

>regret

how?

>>147805

Oh my….

>>147807

Pretty good!

Threads pretty lively so I've got something to do while in class

>>147810

Yeah you should

Id/crocodilegirl

>>147802

Good evening.

>>147815

What, other than studying, you mean~?

>>147804

What's up manga?

>>147810

I notice your shirt is no longer on…

>>147815

Mika if you just had long hair I'd be at your house already, why you gotta be such a useless slut who can't even appeal to my biggest fetish?

>>147818

>>147819

>>147819

You just can't get the sluts these days, man.

>>147811

So there's nothing you'd like to do right now?

>>147812

It sounds sooo much fun to have a good imagination i'm kind of jealous!

>>147813

Thanks!

>>147815

H-happy now?

>>147818

I-it is still on!!! Or i just put it back on!

>>147819

I'm growing it out but it's wavy and thick

Idk how good it will look

pretty happy with this.

>>147826

Good girl, maybe then I'll go play with you instead of just being a cock tease. Who knows.

I'm actually wondering how okay my gf would be with me actually fucking another guy since she is a fujoshi

>>147825

Alright then lets trade imaginations!

>>147823

Yeah chainsaws is way more exciting.

>>147829

Are you telling me to experiment with chainsaws and my dick?

>>147826

it'll look if you still it right unless u have like. h3h3 grade wavy hair

>>147823

That still doesn't answer my question, juicy fruit.

>>147825

It's too late at this point, there is no going back, you're slowly being consumed.

Sometimes you think a song sounds alright and then you go and watch the music video and realize its weird as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKBie4zoAM

>>147831

>>147831

I'm not saying you shouldn't do it. I'm just saying I'd do it and I'm pretty great.

>>147829

Wow please don't tease me

>>147832

Nah it's not curly

Just really thick

Not silky smooth like I wish it was

>>147828

Watch some porn? :3

>>147829

B-but i just said my imagination is terrible

>>147833

Consumed by what!?

>>147833

Playing videogames is up.

Also listening to music, the classic thursday evening entertainment. Maybe masturbating a bit later, depending on how I feel.

>>147834

Alright, go ahead and try out chainsaws on your dick. Depending on the result I'll do the same as you.

>>147836

Teasing and bullying people is the best and most fun thing to do though.

If your ass and body wasn't so cute I wouldn't bother with even that though.

I guess thats why you are such a exhibitionist

>>147838

and by /d/ he means dick

>>147837

I can imagine us trading imaginations! Then you'd be able to imagine having my imagination!

>>147839

I'm stupid enough to do it, I actually have an idea that involves a chainsaw that might actually be erotic/feel good. Only dangerous if done wrong.

>>147840

I-i have no idea what you are talking about…

>>147827

>>147840

>chainsaw

>dick

>erotic

no no no pretty sure thats a sex change a very bloody and painful sex change.

>>147838

Watch some of that then? :3

>>147840

Ooooh you meant like that sure!!

>>147840

Oh really?

Well, spill it out. I want to hear how you have a good time with a chainsaw.

>>147837

I can already see it in your eyes when you speak to me. You have no idea what's going on while it's laughing in my face. You can no longer be saved.

>>147839

Ohhh what games and music do you like?

>>147843

Your avatar a cute, I'd hit it. I swear we are gonna play together still today…eventually.

>>147844

Yeah, how did you think I meant it hun?

>>147845

Well the motor on a chainsaw gets warm but its never too hot, it also vibrates wildly so I could imagine sitting on just the top of it, the blade running inbetween your legs as you shake and are warmed from beneath.

>>147847

Good I'll stop

>>147848

i'm still working, :s

>>147846

Y-you're scaring me now..

>>147848

Like we traded ideas guess i'm the dumb one now :3

>>147846

Oh, I like all kinds of videogames, as long as they are fun and offer some kind of challenge.

And my music taste varies, sometimes I'm on a metalcore trip, sometimes I prefer electronic, right now I'm a big fan of Jazz and Lounge.

>>147848

Okay, first off all, take off the chain. Just in case something goes wrong.

Secondly, you could use that with any other motor. I'm sure a lawn mower or an leaf blower do the same.

>>147849

What I thought you were finished with it yesterday! Did you get lazy?

>>147850

Oh I'm bad at writing things out so its okay.

>>147836

eh smooth hair also has problems tho.

and grills in my class sometimes just touch my hair and scare the shit out of me cuz its soft ;-;

>>147852

hehehehe yes, but its not like my lecture is clear on what's she wants me to do

>>147854

She wants you to do your work!

>>147855

I know that, I also actually know nothing about you. The few times we talked it was always about lewd, and the fact you draw well. In addition that you dislike the fact I hate cheese.

>>147856

you dont know the whole story kill me :s

>>147856

Wait, you're the tomo from the RP thread?

>>147856

Then we should talk more~

>>147858

rp thread? I haven't done any posting anywhere. I've been pretty exclusive with my lewd for the last while.

>>147857

Aw you can tell me the whole story then, I like story time!

>>147860

Never ever? Oh well, guess I'll retrive back into my cave then.

>>147861

This is the only avatar I've been posting as if you are talking about the erp thrads.

>>147860

post butt i havent seen it yet

>>147862

>he actually goes to the erp threads

Aha, DORK

>>147852

Guess we're both dumb :3

>>147850

The next time we talk, I will ask you about your clothes, and you will look at me confused, like an animal unable to comprehend the concept.

>>147851

I used to listen to metal but I kind of lost interest in the last few years, jazz is great though. I mostly listen to relaxing music now, not particular to any genre.

I've been playing a few games recently, like Dirty Bomb, CSGO, and Life is Feudal. I bought a 3DS today to play some monster hunter, and plan to coop some Dark Souls 2 later.

>>147866

before i make the effort. does he look cute?

>>147869

MAXIMUM AVOIDANCE

I'll go back to not posting lmao

>>147863

Kyoko has 1 shitty picture saved, you can ask him for it.

>>147864

Haven't been there in a few days.

No idea what other "RP" threads you are talking about

>>147865

I've always been dumb its my best trait really.

>>147868

Its not cute, my ass a shit. My cock is medicore but its whatever.

>>147871

Hey bby ;)

>>147870

eh ok i guess. tomo post cock and i will post imgur album in return

>>147874

Whats the imgur album of? I'll just give it to you in private, don't feel like posting in the thread.

Sex is boring.

>>147875

posting in the thread is more fun tho. and the imgur album is lewd pics obviously

>>147867

I hope you have a lot of fun with that!

I find it stupid to limit yourself to only one genre. You miss out so much music in other genres, every genre is great at some point. It's just up to you to find the great artists in that genre.

Anyway, anyone in interested in mutual masturbation here?

>>147876

Only if you are shit at it or don't know how to switch things up enough.

>>147877

But all my photos have been posted in these threads before, I even posted at least one webm maybe more I'm not sure if I remember if the other ones I made were private or not.

>>147877

Post it.

>>147879

im too lazy to look it up

>>147878

>mutual masturbation

>>147867

W-why would you ask me about my clothes!?

>>147872

It's fun being dumb tho :3

>>147881

Well then add me on steam slut. Middle of csgo but I'm sure I have pictures on my desktop or something.

>>147883

>>147883

Because what's under them is pretty great~

>>147880

http://imgur.com/a/BfLJZ

tomo then post after ur done with csgo

>>147886

could you be more unattractive please?

>>147885

Sush! He doesn't need to know that! Because he is scary

>>147879

>commenting on sexual skill

Yeah well if I'm being honest I just prefer to be alone. Relationships are a waste of time. However I don't judge you for being sexually active. I just see sex as being a primitive desire that is easily suppressed.

Walk me to the GRAVEYARD. Dig up her boooooooones.

Good afternoon, /lewd/.

>>147886

Ok since you're a slut now, we can have the thread settle our argument

Who is cuter?

>>147883

To record your progress and compare it to others.

There is science to be done.

>>147886

look everyone, look!

>>147882

Never done that before?

It's pretty simple, atleast the online part. Just jerking off with someone to the same pictures, telling each other how good it feels. I find that pretty intense, the few times I did it.

>>147891

wait i wasnt a slut before?

>>147890

Say hello to your father you little bastard!

>>147886

Make me feel repulsed with my own body

>>147887

Don't be rude, spidey!

>>147890

Hello :3

>>147892

W-what progress!? I'm all up for science tho

>>147895

Hi pops, how're you today?

>>147897

What's up Loopist. You were playing Life is Feudal with us for a bit, right?

>>147891

>>147894

Well neither of you have long hair so you are both ugly as fuck.

But I've seen Mika is cute clothes and I prefer clothes on for sex than off, as a clothes fetishist as well. So I'd say Mika is cuter of you two.

>>147873

Sut min pik

>>147900

now post ur pics!

>>147904

Go get some rest little boy.

>>147901

well now they did

>>147905

Skal vi ikke tage til en anime con sammen? Der kommer nogen store nogen her de næste par måneder.

>>147897

First experiment: See how long it takes you to get a dick pic from Noun starting now.

>>147897

boring generic cuteboys bringing me down with their mediocrity

I can't help it

>>147905

It would be pretty fun if everyone in here does it at the same time, so we have a huge orgy of lewdness~

>>147906

>>147906

>mfw smoke some weed

>your tv starts talking to you

Dammit. I cant. I've been working really hard to level my PSO2 character. Whenever there's a little down time I switch to BDO. Don't have time to sleep yet.

>>147913

i dont think that was weed then tbh

>>147914

Are you trying to tell me that /lewd/ isn't kinky and wouldn't like that idea?

>>147914

Det var jpopcon og den i Farum jeg talte om! Det kunne være sjovt.

>>147910

Haha! Don't give him the hardest task right at the beginning!

>>147918

>Mika doesn't have a pic of nouns dick yet

Noob!

Aw dammit, I'm losing my queue jumping privileges on BA flights.

Someone should pay to get me out to the US so I can build up my air miles again!

>>147903

>actually have 0 pictures saved

Ha, too late, not that I ever agreed to anything. I'm a slutty maiden. I'll look through some archives or something later for you, I'm lazy.

Anyone remember that shit from Scary Movie where the guy in the horror mask says "Wassssssup" over the phone?

that shit was funny as hell i promise.

>>147919

Neither do you so quit this fucking slander. I'm not a fan of this.

>>147910

No.

>>147922

>I'm a slutty maiden

You damn well are.

>>147918

see

>>147919

>>147919

see

pic

>>147924

Literally have nothing saved right now, i deleted all my lewds. I'd have to go find them or make new ones. I'm not making new ones for anyone that isn't my partner though.

>>147899

Yea for a bit but got side tracked but other stuffs :3

>>147910

Is that hard? But fine i'll try my best!!

>>147911

Are you the god of cuteboys? :3 If so can i see?

>>147926

C-can i be the special one then?

>>147926

My son i've seen your penis a hundred times from when you were a baby.

>>147929

Then take a new one slut.

>>147926

Do you read all my spoilered messages?

>>147930

Set the record!

>>147929

>tfw i could take time to go to desustorage since you did post a link once with that in the erp thread.

>>147932

>>147932

Just cause you gay and want to see my dick doesn't mean I have to share it!

If/when skandi gets here he can post it since I know he saves all lewds from these threads.

>>147934

I think its actually faster to go through the /lewd/ archive than the trash one. Both of these locations have it posted multiple times though.

>>147935

I'm only bi-curious you nignog. And that is correct, he even saved mine.

>>147935

I think I might have saved it.

Can't be bothered to go hunting for it, though.

I am not a fan of being teased like this. Just an FYI.

>>147936

The only thing that is bi-curious about you is the fact you are curious if you even still like girls anymore. Someone who likes to be raped by tentacles isn't just curious anymore.

Can anyone cure me and make me some food? :3

>>147938

But someone told me that we all like being bullied.

People wouldn't just lie to me on the internet, would they?

>>147940

On it.

Hi!

I've gotten the lewd disease… The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with guys and I smell their odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~

I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut I am <3

I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3

PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE

>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant

>mfw when i get my boypussy filled to the brim with lewd cum <3

>mfw i want to get bred by alot of guys at the same time, oh gosh~~

>>147938

*pets*

>>147942

>>147938

>>147938

>>147939

I have never done anything lewd physically with a guy (Yet). And there is nothing gay about being ravaged by tentacles.

>>147942

Kinky.

>>147944

>>147942

There is no cure for the lewd disease.

>>147941

Thank you, you're a god among men or boys in this case :3

>>147949

Of course, of course.

Chicken soup is the cure, you know. And it also benefits from being food.