No.149079
Its a wonderful morning!
And i have work off today too, lucky me!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FvAeMrjGo
No.149084
Suck my FUCKING COCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.149086
>>149077
He fapped to much
No.149089
No.149090
No.149091
Top of tha morning lewds how are ya getting along?
No.149092
>>149091
Studying for my test.
Playing with my people
Good start to a day though i realized how retarded I am so I'm gonna have to cram study.
>>149087
I think grids just said he wants his ass whooped. I don't see no NAGISA AFTER!
She is alright but once oyu play and beat the VN you will realize why Tomoyo is the GOAT.
No.149093
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>>149091
Hey Bard <3
I'm grand just relaxing while I wait on some packages arriving in the mail
How's you?
No.149095
>>149091
Ello Bard just being a meme, and you?
No.149096
>>149092
That sounds like a fun if not a busy day
what kind of tessts are coming up then? I hope you can do well on them mate
>>149093
heya magi i am doing allright i shipped out my guitaar today so i am going to be waiting on the one i traded them for to get here
>>149094
hello there cherub i am just posting a bit before i find myself in bed how is your day getting long?
>>149095
That sounds like torture to be honest ahaha
I am doing allright ate a tasty sanndwhich not long ago so i am pertty happy!
No.149097
>>149070
no, nagisa is canon, tomoyo is just an alt ending, I am talking about the visual novel, I watched all of the anime.
>>149071
just making sure you want me to enjoy it, and I'm not technically raping you by looking at such things as your panties and enjoying it.
>>149072
bard, I love you, we're best friends 5ever, maybe even 6ever.
>>149073
I'm sorry 8chan is shit and doubles post picks not on the same second, it was great back on 4chan when they would cross threads.
No.149098
>>149096
Pretty chill right now. Got nothing to do at the moment.
No.149099
>>149096
Ah nice, I bet you the wait's a killer though, you excited for it arriving?
No.149100
Why is almond milk so fucking disgusting?
No.149101
>>149100
Perhaps you could tell since you are the one that have tasted it.
No.149102
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>>149100
Not a huge fan of any kind of milk myself :S
No.149103
>>149100
Almond milk isn't for people like you. You can't appreciate the taste because you aren't vegan. Now I drink soy milk myself but almond is fine.
You probably had almond milk with sea salt. They make sweet almond milk too but the original kind is unsweetened and thus not very tasty.
No.149104
>>149101
It tastes like almond flavored water.
>>149102
I'm sure you'll enjoy my milk.
>>149103
I prefer the savory taste of dairy. This just tastes weird…
No.149105
>>149104
That's my point entirely. When you cannot deal with the animal part of drinking milk, but still want to drink milk it's a lifesaver.
No.149106
>>149096
Indeed it is, a sandwich sounds nice right now aND that's good.
>>149097
Haha yup yup
No.149107
>>149104
Well i don't mind the taste of almonds.
No.149108
>>149097
w-well gee grids thanks and you too
you're gonna get me blushing :p whats up tonight mi amigo
>>149098
both a blessing and a curse that is sany plans for tomorrow?
>>149099
Super duper but its going to take so long
sooo long
>>149100
I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE
No.149109
>>149106
hell yeah it dooes i want another
sandwhiches are such great food
you ever heard of a wish sandwwhich?
No.149110
>>149108
I might actually hang out with some friends.
No.149111
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>>149097
heh, I have a panty fetish too so I get that :D
>>149104
heh
>>149108
Just brave it out, It's hard not to get impatient though, hope it comes quick for you :D
No.149112
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No.149113
>>149096
The kind of test that determines if you can drive or not. Fuck california laws are so much harder than kentucky ones
>>149097 refer to >>149092
No.149114
>>149112
A wish sandwhich is the type of a sandwhich
where you have
two pieces of bread
and you wish you had some meat
No.149115
>mfw i find holo cockvore on /d/
No.149117
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>>149114
Dry bread with your meat sounds tasty though you have to be careful you don't choke
No.149118
Okay this is it. I'm gonna expand my lewd folders.
Can you please help me with booty and tits?
Mostly tits actually.
No.149119
>>149118
I don't think I've saved any new lewds in a while. I've not really been needing to.
No.149120
>>149119
Well thanks anyway.
No.149121
No.149122
No.149123
No.149124
File: 1457084337513.png (314.15 KB, 900x963, 100:107, ryoko_remastered_by_marius….png)
>>149118
Magi has what you need
No.149125
No.149126
I don't have too many gifs like that, my lewd folder is always high quality though. I'll search if I have more my lewds are everywhere and not too sorted.
No.149127
>>149108
you're welcome, I am drinking vodka and sunnyD tonight.
>>149111
watching a lot of anti SJW stuff recently I need to ensure I am not raping people.
>>149092
but, nagisa is the best, and how else would they child together?
>>149106
it's all good, it's happened to me twice today.
No.149128
>>149124
You don't have just a few of best touhou?
Yuugi
No.149130
>>149127
Yeah until you realize Tomoyo and Tomoya have Tomo
Like naga you can't say that shit isn't cute as fuck.
No.149131
No.149134
>>149127
that sounds like a dangerous combination l ol
No.149137
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>>149135
and just where do you think you're going boy
No.149138
>>149137
I'm going to JERK my fucking COCK off and SPLOOOG ALL OVER YOUR FACCCCCCCCCCCCCE
No.149139
I just realized yeah I've only saved doujins recently and i'm too lazy to dump. I'll go image searching sometime soon. Now I need to focus on my studies and not lewd.
No.149141
Oh well gonna try and take a nap. See ya later.
And thanks for the lewds. I'll see if i can get some myself later.
No.149143
>>149138
Noun fucks TOMOKO Raw i nthe ASS at 3:42 a.m because she doesn't have any friends
No.149145
File: 1457085011618.gif (927.14 KB, 301x300, 301:300, FUUUUUUUCK SHIIIIT DAAAMN!.gif)
No.149146
No.149147
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>>149129
I LOVE YOU.
>>149130
OH, i COULD SEE THAT BEING CUTE.
>>149134
NO, IT'S GREAT, AND i REALLY DO LOVE YOU, IT ISN'T JUST THE LIQUOR TALKING.
No.149148
>>149144
All these cummies.
No.149149
>>149127
We shall live through it! To fight another day!
>>149128
Computer dead right now
>>149148
*slaps*
No.149153
>>149149
I'm not fighting, only denying anyone but nagisa.
No.149155
>>149154
FUCK that got me.
No.149156
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>>149152
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/92838052497
There go fap you slut, I can't seem to be smart enough to save the video.
No.149157
File: 1457086737048.png (157.24 KB, 481x345, 481:345, tumblr_inline_mlbturmJ2b1q….png)
>>149153
To war!
>>149155
Just give her a hug
No.149158
>>149155
>>149156
>>149157
I want all 3 of you to fuck me at once.
No.149159
>>149157
She might unhinge her jaw and try to devour me whole.
No.149160
>>149158
But I already lewded my waifu tonight, I don't want to again.
No.149162
I'll take his place, then
No.149163
>>149158
I don't like sharing so accept a slap on the button
>>149159
Fug grab her by the jaw and punch her!
No.149166
>>149163
You would be swallowed whole and entranced by her spiritual magic. It'll be like her spell forcing you to stay still.
No.149167
>>149160
oh, I am sorry then, maybe later.
>>149163
but, I I want more than one at once.
>>149164
definitely yes, I want it all and I want it now.
No.149168
>>149167
Why you randomly horny anyways grid, go to sleep you slut. Though I'm sure you can have noun and rager if two is enough, though I'm sure you'd prefer to have at least 4. One in each hand and each hole.
No.149170
I love my migraine medication
No.149171
>>149170
what level are you in BDO
No.149174
>>149172
And then she'll digest you in her belly!
No.149175
>>149173
Ahh im level 20. I like it. I hope i catch up to you eventually.
No.149176
Welp get delivery of mail, mail driver mentions a bomb went off a few blocks away this morning, I didn't hear it…
No.149177
>>149173
Tfw eyebrows
>>149174
Oh I knew you were into vore
No.149178
>>149168
but I was thinking 3 in one hole.
>>149169
oh yeah.
>>149172
*smiles* *whispers* more please.
No.149179
>>149176
You wear headphones? Plus the bomb didn't necessarily have to be loud.
Reminds me of the time I was in elementary school and the trailer across the road blew up and I slept through the whole thing.
>>149178
I'm interested on how we'd manage such a feet, I don't care about the pain you are taking at all just is there a angle where we could manage that even?
No.149180
>>149176
What's going on over there?!
No.149183
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>>149179
Its about 5 mins walk away from my house
But yeah I was wearing headphones, though open back I thought I would have heard it, it was 3 hours ago
No.149184
holy shit you guys are fucking faggots
No.149186
>>149184
Naw I'm fucking women.
>>149183
Aw mine are meant for sound proofing, its always amusing when on skype call with friends and they ask what I'm watching on TV cause they can hear it and I can't.
No.149187
>>149183
bombings are disturbingly frequent these days.
anything on the news about it?
No.149189
>>149179
we could do it, you just gotta believe.
>>149184
yes I am.
>>149182
noun wait, how will we fuck if you are sleep?
No.149190
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>>149186
Yeah I have noice cancelling monitors too, though my open back's I can hear the room around me if i have the music low enough.
>>149187
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/04/east-belfast-bomb-blast-injures-prison-officer
No.149191
>>149186
no you arent you fucking loser
kill yourself
No.149193
>>149190
oh more terrorist shit
everyone's favorite pastime
No.149194
>>149191
But if I did that all the lovely ladies in this world would be lonley. That'd just be sad now wouldn't it?
>>149190
Noise canceling monitors? Thats some space age technology!
>>149189
I'll have to see then, at the very least we can manage 2 plus a dildo.
No.149195
>>149193
Aye more bullshit basically
>>149194
Noise isolating I meant they stop noise getting in and the sound bounces around inside the cans
No.149196
>>149194
holy shit your cringe bro
No.149198
>>149196
So we fucking now or later, I can only spare so much room in my schedule for each individual slut.
>>149195
Oh you meant inside the headphones, I never heard them called monitors
No.149199
>>149198
holy shit dude are u an epic dom bro?
No.149200
>>149194
you just gotta trust me, we will make 3 dicks fit into my asshole all at once.
No.149201
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>>149198
Yeah I have a set of monitor headphones, it's good for hearing the quality of music, it's basically to hear the music as it's recorded no added bass etc
No.149203
>>149184
Is this shit real?
No.149204
>>149199
I don't know pretty epic, I'll be sure to dom all of you sluts if I ever make it back up to oregon though I think I have some adventures in new jersy coming up instead. Oh wait its march, shit I'm going to kentucky soon as well
clownpiece
>>149200
I don't trust you but as long as I cum I could care less.
>>149201
Never heard of that cause I'm a crazy person I guess, but yeah slutty unedited audio is best. I was never a fan of the bass fandom.
No.149205
>>149200
you've only got room for 2 if I'm involved
No.149207
>>149204
i would never let you dom me
No.149208
>>149204
you can trust me.
>>149205
you weren't on the roster.
No.149210
>>149208
where do I sign up?
No.149213
>>149212
So am I, what are we having?
No.149214
>>149210
as long as you can fill the hole you can be involved, but I may still need 3.
No.149215
>>149213
Nothing, maybe ramen
No.149217
>>149214
the more the merrier
No.149220
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>>149215
What kind?
>>149218
I want some send it fedex, you pay of course I'm a tightwad
No.149221
>>149219
>>149220
just normal ramen nothing special
shipping it might not be possible though
No.149222
>>149221
It's OK I should rest anyway cya later
No.149223
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thoughtful contributing comment
No.149224
>>149222
oh..
bye bit
>>149223
amazing, good work
No.149225
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is there any /lewd/ites in here?
No.149226
>>149224
inquisitive reply about you or something meaningless
No.149227
>>149207
>>149209
She isn't serious, she knows she loves me
>>149208
Why would I trust a slut with how many cocks they can fit inside of them?
>>149205 get fucked
>>149223
Thoughtful you should re-add me so we can play csgo comment
No.149229
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anger at the stupid mean posting fotmat that steals my pictures if I add in something after selecting it
No.149230
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>>149221
That's ok Burt, enjoy <3
>>149222
Catch you later <3
No.149231
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>>149217
true as fuck
>>149227
because it's not how many I can take, it's how many I want to take.
No.149232
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>>149227
comment explaining how I never removed you I just changed my name to some attempt at a joke
No.149233
>>149231
Well you can want to take 3 but it doesn't mean I won't manage to shove 4 in their somehow.
Still the group of people you picked are extremely odd, two bottom sissy sluts and me.
No.149234
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Well then, hello /lewd/ites. How goes it?
No.149235
>>149232
Reply about how I'm in fact a moron and all is forgiven.
No.149237
>>149233
is it really odd, I'm a switch, so it makes sense to me.
No.149238
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>>149235
reply to your reply saying you're not it's just hard to remember these things
No.149239
>>149238
Continuing the conversation with a denial of your prompt followed by coming up with a solution so it doesn't happen again. Adding steam nickname
>>149237
You are a switch? Then I'd like to see you dom rager or anyone else then.
No.149241
>>149239
but I do most of my cybering in private, also I tried to dom tak once, but it didn't work that day.
No.149242
>>149241
Did he dom you instead? You seem like the type who'd enjoy someone acting like they will be submissive to you just from them to turn around and take that poewr back.
No.149244
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>>149242
no, we just talked, but I would enjoy that, I am in power so often I want to be domed, I'm even incharge when my GF fucks me in the butt with a strap on.
>>149243
a few weeks ago, it wasn't working so I just pretended it wasn't a thig and I didn't care.
No.149245
>>149244
I think I just didn't notice.
No.149246
>>149244
Aw that seems odd, I actually know exactly what you are talking about as well. Being a dom all the time can get less engaging at times, though I'd never let a guy dom me, what am I gay?
No.149247
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>>149245
I figured, and I just let it go, because I didn't really care then.
>>149246
I just want someone to be more responsible than me, and to take charge of the situation.
No.149248
>>149247
my bad
I'm pretty blind to hints
No.149249
>>149247
Aw well in that situation I'm always good, taking charge and then getting what I want or need at a time.
No.149251
>>149248
it's cool, like i said, I didn't care at the time, I was just testing the waters.
>>149249
but I mean, a switch is the best, because they know what makes a dom best, and exactly what a sub wants, and I want subs that know what I want
No.149252
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No.149253
>>149251
Sort of and not really, the few times I ever acted like I was being a sub for people they always failed. Sexual compatibility with someone is hard a lot of the time.
No.149254
>>149251
there's always next time
>>149252
Dank Souls
No.149255
>>149253
well maybe I would be a good sub and dom for you.
>>149254
there is, we'll see.
No.149256
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No.149257
No.149258
>>149256
I know this
>>149255
I already have a good partner who I doubt anyone will beat in terms of sexual compatibility.
Plus I don't liked to be dommed by guys, if I ever lewd anyone else I'll just be bullying and teasing them to see how far they will go for me.
No.149259
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>>149257
won't I burn in hell
>>149258
who told you
this is super secret private information you meanie
No.149260
>>149259
I think you did last night when we cuddling in bed together.
No.149261
No.149262
>>149258
bur what if I dommed in a non penetrative way? and only used you to bully your dick and fuck my ass?
No.149264
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>>149260
wow
are you warm
do you sleep with a lot of blankets
>>149261
what happens if we do
No.149265
>>149264
I sleep with about 4 blankets, 1 body pillow, 4 regular pillows, and a fan on me.
>>149262
Thats pretty close to what I enjoy in terms of being submissive, good job.
No.149266
I HAVE AWOKEN!
BOW DOWN TO ME MAGGOTS!
!
No.149268
>>149265
told you, I'm a switch, I know what I would want, and I know how to adjust myself to fit others, even tends to be in none sex situations.
No.149269
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>>149265
what do you you do with the body pillow? I wish I had one, I put a pillow between my legs and one to hold. That sounds nice and toasty warm though
No.149270
>>149264
we literally suck dicks in hell
No.149271
>>149269
Wouldn't you like to know pervert!
Generally I just cuddle it acting like a big spoon though, I think I was conditioned to always love being the big spoon after living with someone for a while.
>>149268
Well it isn't fun when you are trying to fit others, it's only fun if both parties are enjoying what is happening equally.
No.149272
>>149271
I enjoy most everything.
No.149273
>>149270
that sounds ok
are they big red succubus dicks?
>>149271
aww, it's fun to be surrounded my pillows and feel overwhelmed. I wake up hot and it's nice
No.149274
>>149272
Alright go get long hair then I'll bother bullying you one day.
>>149273
Aw okay, I'll make sure to add you to my body pillow list, having my leg wrapped around someone with their back pushed against my chest is always nice and warm.
No.149276
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No.149277
>>149275
Night night
>>149276
Well your back would reach lower, unless you were thinking of something else, but with my leg wrapped around them some other things might be grinding up against them as well.
No.149279
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Rwar! I'm a powerful wizard
No.149281
>>149279
Post butt for proof.
No.149282
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>>149279
Do you do any tricks?
No.149283
>>149279
So a 30 yr old virgin?
>>149277
All those typing fuck ups, get on steam to play csgo with me so I can wake up. That or I need to go to sleep again to prepare for my test in a few hours.
No.149284
usually not on board the peer pressure train
but
post butt
No.149285
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>>149281
>not saying hi back to me
No.149286
>>149280
You can't do that now! I'm the most powerful cuteboy ever!
>>149281
NO BUTT!
>>149282
Not any tricks, real magic!
>>149283
N-no!
No.149287
File: 1457096559697.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>149286
I just did and I'll do it again!
No.149288
>>149286
What kind of magic? like hide the sausage?
No.149289
>>149286
Really, so you've already been molested and used before? That's no fun then.
Also means you will never be the most powerful cute boy to live.
No.149290
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>>149277
I might have been talking about something else grinding up grinding against me
>>149277
I didn't notice any typos, don't worry
No.149291
No.149292
>>149287
I will trun you into a toad, spidey! Back off
>>149288
Yes, i'm really good at that! :3
>>149289
No i'm slutty! I'm not just 30 yet and just look at me!
No.149293
>>149292
I bet you are, what about a foot long?
No.149294
>>149290
If you didn't realize all those fuck ups you may be my levels of tired. There is like three, but I might just be, being critical of my own writing. I know how to write better and I'm not.
You'd think a guy who cybers/erps as much as I do/have would be able to do this at least.
>>149292
Aw so you admit to being slutty and are young. That's quite a track record you have there.
No.149295
No.149296
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>>149292
>>149294
I meant slutty!!!
>>149293
Easy-peasy
No.149297
>>149296
Ooh fek this site!
No.149298
>>149296
I know you did, you don't have to repeat yourself for me hun.
No.149299
>>149296
You sound confident, what other things do you like to hide?
No.149300
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>>149294
I just don't look for gramatical errors online, where the mojority forget about everything they learned about it
that and I don't notice
No.149301
>>149292
isn't turning a spider into a toad abit redundant?
No.149302
>>149298
I meant p u r e!
>>149299
Myself, when i've done something stupid like now
>>149301
Well you like being a spider so let's see how you like being a toad!
No.149303
>>149302
You getting caught with that wordfilter lol Don't worry you'll soon get the hang of it
No.149304
>>149300
Aw okay, I go to a place that is very critical of writing or at the very least of mine. So I had to improve just for them.
>>149302
I write it as P.ure its easier
Sure you did, so how many cocks have you taken in you so far?
No.149305
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>>149302
can you actually take a foot
No.149306
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>>149302
well you're still under contract to me so I'd like to see you try
No.149307
>>149303
Yea it's stupid!
>>149304
Okay and yes! I'm the p.urest of them all! I haven't had any penises in me!!!
>>149305
Yes! Of course
>>149306
Not if i turn you into a toad!
No.149309
>>149307
Question is would you want a dick in you?
No.149310
>>149307
Oh you haven't yet? I guess that's why you've just been settling for dildos in the mean time then. That must be lonely.
No.149311
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>>149307
when
how
explain into great detail
No.149312
>tfw no chocolate elf maid to serve me coffee the same color as her skin.
No.149315
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>>149308
Can't you see i'm preparing?
>>149309
Y-yes but i also want to remain p.ure!
>>149310
It is but i must remain slutty to be the most powerful cuteboy ever!
>>149311
You know! When you train to become a wizard you have to learn
No.149316
>>149313
>not appreciating the greatness that is coffee
I bet you like earl gray tea.
>>149315
Good thing you are staying slutty then now isn't it! AHAHAHAHAH
Plus that just means you are begging to be raped.
No.149317
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>>149314
Hey Date <3
>>149315
How about if you say a prayer while you get dicked, would that be ok?
No.149318
>>149315
Who're you, then?
No.149319
>>149312
turkish a best
prove me wrong
>>149315
so you're a liar is what you're saying
No.149321
>>149315
well I'm going to molest you as you do
>>149316
as a proper person should
No.149322
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>>149320
Hey <3 How's you?
No.149323
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>>149322
well im feeling a bit better, my head isnt hurting as much as it was last night
and i feel less like an autist today
No.149324
>>149319
Turkish is one of the ones I don't like actually.
Evening Elvan is my favorite
Scent of cinnamon is on the weaker side
Bedouin Dreams is ugly
And African queen is ugly.
>>149321
A casual tier for someone with casual taste. As expected of a spider who has no real taste buds.
No.149325
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>>149323
You aren't an autist, but it's good to hear that you are feeling a little better <3
Any plans for the rest of your day?
No.149326
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>>149324
what's this? the under class spouting nonsense again? typical
No.149327
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>>149325
well the csgo tournament is still going so me and akari are going to watch that today when he gets home from work
and from there idk just whatever me and him are in the mood to do basically
No.149328
>>149326
Underclass? I'm sorry I couldn't hear the tiny spider under my foot.
No.149329
>>149316
Crap not again! I'm not begging for anything!!
>>149317
If i imagine it's something else i would probably be fine :3
>>149314
Hello! :3
>>149319
I'm no liar!
>>149321
Good luck!
No.149330
>>149327
Sound's like you have a nice comfy day planned :D Hopefully you'll feel a lot better after some R&R <3
No.149331
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>>149330
yeah i hope so too
No.149332
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>>149324
wow
so you weren't kidding when you wanted dark
kind of past delicious brown though
No.149333
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>>149328
I bet you don't even have a espresso machine or anything of actual class
>>149329
*molests*
No.149334
>>149329
I want to kiss your tummy
No.149335
>>149332
Evening Elvan is weird cause its really dark but its not as well, at least to me. I hate actual black black. If that makes any sense.
>>149333
Espresso machine, coffee pot, french press, and a keurig.
Take your pick faggot.
No.149336
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>>149335
I like you to suck the smegma out of my foreskin bitch
No.149337
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>>149329
That's good to know, just pretend it's something else :D
No.149338
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No.149339
>>149336
I'd rather not thats disgusting as well.
>>149338
Regular pony tail not shit tier side pony tail!
No.149341
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>>149339
and you call your self a slut, honestly….
No.149342
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No.149343
>>149340
Much better, I'm guessing bad artist, I normally like red hair pony tails oh well. Maybe I just like it on sporty girls.
>>149341
No I don't I'm a P.ure maiden who has cleansed of their old ways.
>>149342
Good, I'm glad someone can make sense of my madness.
No.149344
>>149343
oh so you're actually a p u r e cutie
No.149345
>>149343
Yeah the pony tail is a bit off, I might have some more I'll keep an eye out
No.149346
>>149345
I think the only character I can think of that pulled it off really well that I liked was one from a hentai. It was like the island of 13 girls. She was easily the best character in the hentai and the says the best line ever.
"You can't get me pregnant, only someone faster than me can catch my eggs"
Or some stupid shit it was hilarious.
>>149344
Pretty much.
No.149347
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you ever eat a lot but you didn't actually eat thay much but you don't feel good from it
No.149348
>>149346
Heh, That's a nice pic
No.149349
>>149348
Here is an even nicer gif.
The predator is a top tier character in a show with all shit characters.
>>149347
I call it bad sushi but yeah.
I will eat 3 pieces of pizza which isn't much at all but feel like I'm at the brim.
No.149350
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No.149351
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>>149350
So go watch her show and then be depressed that like all harem shows the best character never wins.
No.149352
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>>149349
you call it sushi even if it's not sushi?
No.149353
>>149352
Yeah, cause your stomach feels like shit and icky so I call it bad sushi. I did that before I even had bad sushi for the first time. Which trust me bad sushi fucks your shit up.
No.149354
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>>149353
Yeah bad fish or bad chicken can really fuck you right up
No.149355
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>>149353
I've never had sushi
I don't like cooked fish so I think I'd hate it raw
No.149356
>>149355
Mos likely you would, how do you feel about crab?
Also have you tried eel, cause grilled eel is kind of the greatest thing ever.
>>149354
I've never had bad chicken yet so thats a good start.
I imagine it would though.
No.149357
Ahhh took a nice super comfy and relaxing shower
it helped alot!
No.149358
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>>149356
I've never had crab or eel
I don't really like seafood or much food that's not sweet
No.149359
>>149358
Oh no, that means we are always gonna have to eat two separate meals!
I very rarely like sweet foods these days, I prefer super hot spicy stuff.
No.149360
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>>149356
Either are pretty bad, but a bad poisoning can really make you suffer. Then there's alcohol poisoning that's bad craic too lol
>>149357
:)
No.149361
>>149360
Yeah the one time I really had bad food poisoning it threw me off 1 food chain forever. I'll never eat their again and of course it was a shit tier country that is their mascot.
No.149362
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>>149357
do you smell good now
>>149359
I like spicy things too, second after sweet
that's what I worry about finding a husband, I don't wanna be difficult with meals
No.149363
>>149362
yes!
smelling nice and good !!
No.149364
>>149362
Do/can you cook or would you force them to do it all?
Plus depending who it is that wouldn't be a problem, some people really enjoy cooking and have no issue adjusting. In my case I had to cook a different set of food for my grandfather cause he couldn't have salty things so I always made two meals.
No.149365
>>149362
you'll probably change your mind
your taste is something that can change whenever in your life
No.149366
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>>149362
>>149363
>not liking the smell of your own musk
No.149367
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>>149366
sorry but i shower everyday and love to smell nice and clean
No.149368
>>149363
what do you smell like now?
>>149364
I can cook and I like to cook but not eating meat is a problem and I really wanna have nice meals with someone
>>149365
I agree but I've liked sugar my entire life I don't see it changing soon
No.149369
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>>149368
ah i have a strawberry soap i like to use so like strawberries!
No.149370
>>149362
Your taste for sweet thing's will change. I don't have much of a sweet tooth anymore
>>149366
It's depends on my mood, that and I like smelling clean and fresh, especially with aftershave, body lotions and moisturiser
>>149369
Very nice <3 I have mint or lemon :D
No.149371
>>149367
oooh so you like other musky men then and you wash away your inferior scent I see I see
No.149372
>>149368
I meant you become more and more open-minded
No.149373
>>149366
>He doesn't shower twice a day just to enjoy the hot water running along his body
>He doesn't like his hair smelling good as it brushes past his face
Wolf please.
>>149368
Well you can still have a nice meal, do you dislike it if they eat meat and you don't?
I'm trying to think of a really good meal to make for you that would be consider any sort of romantic without meat.
Hmm a soup would be involved, but what kind of soup? Probably something light, unless we make it a bigger course of the meal, but soup tends to be not romantic and considered lowly.
I can't think what is considered romantic or nice at all though.
No.149374
>>149373
see I'd like a proper bath but those are rather unhealthy for you
No.149375
>>149370
yeah and they make your skin feel really nice
>>149371
nope i like clean smelling
No.149376
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>>149374
A bath is unhealthy if you have one every day, as it lowers the amount of bacteria on your skin, every other day is fine
>>149375
Mhm, I have other soap which is very nice too it's a floral scent and is very nice too
No.149377
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>>149376
build me a bath house
and then wash me in it
No.149378
>>149376
hmm that is nice i go to bath and body works and they have a cherry blossom scented lotion and ahhh i love it !!! <3
No.149379
Going to have a nap, catch you all later <3
No.149380
No.149382
>>149379
Night night
>>149374
I wouldn't care, if something feels good I'd do it. Plus super hot water is good for the muscles.
Conversly if you are fat you can just do super cold water and burn your icky fat off quicker.
No.149384
>>149382
don't think it works like that
but I like my weight as it is
No.149385
>>149369
That's funny, I was yalking to someone yesterday who also uses strawberry soap. Don't remember who. I use a flowery lemon
>>149373
I think nice salads can be good but you're right, it is hard. Perhaps like a vegetable pasta?
>>149383
bye bye
No.149386
>>149385
ah that does sound nice as well
i shower everyday and make sure im always squeaky clean
No.149387
>>149384
It really does, forcing your body into prolonged period of cold water and exposure increases your metabolism.
While conversely with hot water it relaxes the muscles and relieves the tension in them.
>>149385
Aw that could work then, but it'd have to have a few dishes no. So a very light and elegant soup, a salad, some form of pasta that requires no maet. We can do it i believe in us.
No.149388
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No.149389
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>>149386
I usually take 2 showers a day myself
what I do so I can sniff myself is put on lemon hand lotion
Now I wanna taste it kind of
would you be interested in CS at some point in the future? I added some people and don't think I will remove them again if that bothers you
>>149387
that's either s lot of food or small portions
my tummy isn't big so I only usually just have like a main thing and then a piece of fruit later on
No.149390
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>>149389
no thats fine!
its always nice to have more people to play csgo with!
No.149391
>>149388
Spider, I like you so I'm gonna be straight. Why do you spend more time here than in the discord? That's where all the a-listers from the first 3 months of this place hangout now. You're fine settling for the leftovers and tagalongs? The washed out returners?
Not saying don't post here but seriously you never hop into discord anymore.
No.149392
>>149389
I waste most food, so we'd just make really tiny portions then. I can't eat very much at all but I just always envision something thats considered nice has more than one flavor.
No.149393
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>>149391
well I'll try to be on more but alot of the time I don't feel like talking much so it's abit of a waste for me being on it
No.149394
>>149391
this is funny
you jumping ship for good now? not possible to coexist?
No.149395
>>149393
Good, because I miss your soothing voice.
>>149394
Who are you?
I brought you here, and I'm not leaving. Don't ever fool yourself into believing you have 1% of the presence here that I do. I'm not coexisting with you, I'm at home and you're a guest.
No.149396
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>>149395
oh? so even though I was aparently a good poster, the moment I tell you straight I can't make it work I become lesser?
No.149397
>>149394
>kyoko is actually buttblasted
Well done brat, not even I could do that!
No.149398
Hey guys, whats going on?
No.149399
>>149395
is it really that good?
>>149398
cat soup
No.149400
>>149396
This has nothing to do with our "relationship". I brought you to lewd after it being here for about 5 months. Saying we're coexisting is just funky, newfag. lol.
>>149397
Gropy I seriously love you.
>>149399
Yes, everyone tells you so and you still doubt it?
No.149402
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>>149398
I'm creating petty drama because it's fun
what about you?
>>149397
it would seem I'm only good for pictures and nothing else
>>149400
I agree it's wicked funky
No.149403
>>149402
Oh, was just skipping classes for the 4th day in a row.
I think I have a problem.
No.149404
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>>149400
yes, it's a funny thing that, it's not that I don't know it just never feel it
No.149405
>>149402
Dude…
>it would seem I'm only good for pictures and nothing else
…Stop?
I don't want passive aggressive responses to my posts. I spoilered it because it was meant for Spider alone.
No.149407
>>149405
Your entire last line was passive aggressive hypocrit
No.149408
>>149402
Not even that, the fact that you managed to piss off the most lay'd back and coolest people here deserves a medal.
Heres your medal! Stop posting
No.149409
>>149406
it isn't that, just I'm weird like that
No.149410
Going out with a bang is always more fun
Kyoko literally said I was trying to destroy akaris and dates relationship because I was playing csgo with them.
Literally thats it and he told them this lie just cause he was mad I was talking to brat and nothing else, even though I specfically told kyoko I had 0 intention of lewding brat.
In addition I made sure akari knew a good 12 hrs earlier in the day I love what him and date have and I'd never try to ruin it, in case akari thought I was a threat as well.
No.149411
>>149407
Nah it was straight to the point, but you're still reaching because brat won't erp with you. Stop confronting me, this isn't a battle. I don't care what you do with brat.
/lewd/ is full of so many autists now, holy kek.
No.149412
>>149411
you are those autist is the cute part, lie some more to people while you are at it.
No.149413
>>149410
>tfw no qt /lewd/ bf to create drama around and be autistc about
No.149414
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>>149411
at least recognize you're the king of them, trying to turn cybering into a relationship
No.149415
>>149410
What even is this. Are we playing the make up stories game to impress brat game?
No.149416
Anyone here whos still single at this point? I want to get into a relationship, and then spend all day posting about it being mad at eachother over the internet.
Flawless plan.
No.149417
>>149413
just create a fake one and then create fake drama
No.149418
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>>149416
lets get married grapiers~
No.149419
>>149417
STOP BEING SO PASSIVE AGGRESIVE YOU DUMB FUCK
I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU PLAYED A GAME WITH NOUN
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
No.149420
I think all of this is silly.
We should all be friends!
No.149421
>>149418
Its not you, its me.
Im scared of commiting!!!! Please don't judge me, lets still be friends?
No.149422
>>149419
I wasn't cheating! it was just some fun! it didn't mean anything…
No.149424
>>149421
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU THEN NO ONE CAN
*STABS YOU IN THE GUT*
No.149425
>>149414
The difference is in the two days we broke up I did shit with 4 different people while you stayed loyal because you loved me over the internet then when you meekly explained to me how you want to lewd with other people I dropped you.
I mean, I'm happy. No regrets. Enjoy /lewd/. Stop replying to me.
Is this so hard for you?
No.149427
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>>149420
I'm with Mango! We should all be friends here!
No.149428
>>149425
what?
I did things with other people as well. The only reasom I made it easy was because
>I can only get off to you, anyone else I don't enjoy as much
I haven't had a drop of emotion for you in a long time, I'm just too pussy to end things
No.149429
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>>149427
no you should be my friend
No.149430
I'll have you know 20 hours in advance on the dawn of the blood moon, I told Noun in a pact written by blood that I would never ruin anything he had, because I'm the good guy, and youre the bad.
>>149424
what?
I did things with other people as well. I totally dont like you, trust me, not even ONE drop of emotion, carely me spending all this energy and time on replying to you shows that I have NO feelings, ABSELUTLY NONE
No.149431
>>149429
I'm not? And we should be nice to everyone
No.149432
No.149433
>>149430
I don't find this tasteful making fun of anymore
No.149434
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>>149431
well I don't see you in between my legs
No.149436
>>149430
If you are the good and I the bad who is the ugly?
No.149437
>>149436
Moe, he's legit bad looking tbh.
No.149438
>>149428
So why are you still replying to me? If you're trying to get to me, it's impossible from someone who's set on killing themselves before they reach my age which I love my life at. Honestly just stop. If you reply again I'm filtering you.
I've had 6 real life relationships, one lasting 2 and a half years. You're a suicidal virgin who couldn't even be faithful to me for 1 month even though it was all you wanted. We broke up yesterday and all I feel is a weight lifted off my shoulders.
Reply, get filtered.
No.149439
>>149435
hitting too close to home for me
No.149440
>>149434
Is that really what friends do?
No.149441
>>149437
I will take your word for it, im just happy its not me
No.149442
>>149440
I dunno, why don't we try it and find out?
No.149443
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>>149438
>I graduated at the top of my class in the navy seals
No.149444
You're gonna end up regretting all of this
No.149447
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>>149444
emotions are like that
>>149445
now
No.149449
>>149442
You sure we should try?
>>149445
No thank you i'm fine
No.149450
>>149449
what's the worse that can happen?
No.149452
>>149451
I dont think youre apart of what he's implying, since you never post more skandi
No.149454
>a listers on an image board
>hurr you're all autists !
Holy shit lmao this is embarrassing
No.149455
>>149451
FFS Get in voice chat. No one's voice is perfect, and there are a lot of strange personalities. Just tackle it and you'll be fine.
You have a great wit and a lot of stories to tell.
No.149457
>>149454
You carved someone's name onto your body who slightly turned you on on the internet. You drink every day because you want to kill yourself. You're a legit pedophile.
Don't ever attempt to give anyone advice. In fact, do the world a favor and kill yourself.
No.149458
>>149455
I stress out and don't know what so say and panic! But I've largely accepted that, though, I wasn't actually hurt/sad/whatever.
>>149452
I make a decent amount of posts! It just tends to be at night!
>>149453
Hi, D!
>>149457
>1.) No posting personal information against someone's will/hateful bullying
No.149459
>>149457
Holy shit ove never seen someone so mad that their internet boyfriend broke up with him also since you said banning someone because you dont like them isnt a reason why'd you ban clown ?
No.149460
>>149458
feeling better today???
i hope you are!
No.149461
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>>149450
I don't know but i only have to sit between your legs right?
And people stop being so mean to eachother!
No.149462
>>149458
Personal? This is public knowledge.
>>149459
I'm content, drunk, and having fun. lol. I broke up with Brat, retard. He couldn't stomach being just friends.
No.149463
Are we fighting each other?
No.149464
>>149463
Apparently.
Come here, I wreck your shit stupid elf ears!
No.149465
>>149462
You're the one who said you wouldn't coexist with him and funny you call out my drinking when you're a neet who drinks all the fucking time too. How come you banned clown ?
No.149467
>>149462
It's time to stop
Take a break
No.149468
>>149460
Not really, but I'll be fine! How's your day been, assuming it's not crazy early over there?
>>149462
I just meant the bullying bit! But being drunk kinda explains it, I guess.
>>149466
Goodnight!
No.149469
>>149468
ah a bit down over some stuff, but im just being autistic , ill get over it already
my head still hurts a bit but it happens
i do hope you feel better <3
No.149470
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>>149464
You can't rekt shit, pussy cat!
No.149471
>>149465
He brought up the "coexisting" bs. I dumped him and he's replying to me because he still is butthurt or some shit.
Yeah I love drinking, I drink because I love my life and it makes things more fun. You drink because you hate yourself and want to kill yourself. A sad, sad story.
>>149467
Slander needs to be responded to. I talked to spider and brat jumped in because he needed attention, then every ERP'ing virgin autist backed up brat and I just wanted to hear Spider's soothing voice lmfao.
>>149468
Honesty isn't bullying.
No.149472
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>>149465
Wait, someone banned Clownpiece?
No.149473
>>149470
Elf ears a shit.
A SHIT!
No.149474
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>>149473
Elf ears are god tier! Tigers are shit!
No.149475
>>149471
Uh huh.. I'm perfectly happy with my life but you can keep saying things if it'll make you happy I guess by the way you still never said why you banned him unless you're too drunk to remember :)
>>149472
yes doctor autismo there did
No.149476
>>149471
You slandered the entire thread with your post
No.149477
>>149475
But Clownpiece is pretty chill.
No.149478
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>>149474
Tigers are fucking awesome.
You just dwell under a bridge like a hobo.
No.149479
>>149469
The "Feeling bad but I'll get over it" crew rides again!
>>149471
It sometimes is! Calling someone fat and continually referring to them as "DJ Obesity" is still bullying, even if the person is fat.
No.149480
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>>149478
At least I'm not a slave to some fake god.
No.149481
>>149474
>>149478
>not admitting shrine maiden is as top tier as you can get
>>149479
yes we cant be happy all the time, but i find solace on the fact that i always have something nice to look forward to
No.149482
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>>149480
Okay, now it's on you little skank, 1 vs 1 tommorow evening behind burger king.
No.149483
>>149481
Shrine maids are pretty low tier. Now maids are a different story.
No.149485
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>>149482
It's on like Donkey Kong!
No.149486
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No.149487
>>149475
Anyone who browses this board can find a plethora of suicidal posts by you.
No.149488
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>>149483
sorry elf but you cant get more p.ure cute and lovable than a shrine maiden
No.149490
>>149488
You mean you can't get more slutty than a lazy shrine maid.
No.149492
>>149490
nope!
i meant p.ure, cute , loveable and super sweet!
like me!
No.149493
>>149492
Nah, you're pretty ugly. You're nothing compared to the oni.
No.149495
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Shrine maiden and elf ears are both shit.
No.149496
>>149493
nope im cute majestic and super cute!
No.149497
>tfw close to non impact on this drama
feels good but Im sorry for everyone who is involved and is feeling bad for whatever reason.
No.149499
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>>149497
>tfw instead of saying hi to me you post here about drama
No.149500
>>149494
>baned on steam
g-gaben?
No.149501
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>>149496
>>149495
Tigers and shrine maids are shit
No.149502
>>149495
öhhh muckst du uff oder wat?
>>149496
HAI MY LOVE :3
>>149501
öhhh muckst du uff oder wat?
No.149506
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No.149508
>>149504
Drink coffee! Or Red Bull or whatever, I don't know what your preferred source of caffeine is! Or be reasonable and take a nap, but that's boring. What time is it there, anyway?
No.149509
>>149508
I have none of those things and I gotta watch my nephew :v ( Plus coffee sucks
It's 11am
No.149510
>>149507
What's clown steam? He asked me to add him when I was home.
No.149511
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>>149501
You know, I ain't even mad.
I'm sure you're just a youngster that can't understand the gloriousness behind Shou.
No.149512
No.149513
>>149509
At 11am, all upstanding citizens should be awake and alert! Except me, I'm excused. Depending on how tiny your nephew is, you should just play vidya with him!
No.149514
>>149513
I'm no good citizen! He is 1 lol
No.149515
>>149514
Oh. If I were extremely funny, I'd say something like "well, he can still play DotA", but sadly I'm not that funny!
No.149516
>>149515
Lol it was pretty funny
No.149517
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No.149518
>>149517
Great thing opinions exist my spider friend.
No.149519
>>149518
no they don't they're not a physical object you can touch
No.149520
>>149519
Wait you cant? You gotta drink more milk
No.149522
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>>149520
I'd rather cuteboy milk thanks
No.149523
>>149522
DUDE THATS SO GAY
No.149525
>>149523
good thing you're gayer
>>149524
~
No.149526
>>149525
since I have a gf I can official say that im 100% straight
No.149527
>>149526
>Stockings.
Yeeeessss
No.149528
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>>149526
you're a girl though
No.149529
>>149527
you are not allowed to have lewd thought over Akari.
No.149530
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>>149526
yes im 100% a girl
who happens to have a penis
No.149531
>>149528
j-just sometimes.
But then for some reasons my gf becomes a boy.
See…. that means we are still straight!
No.149532
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>>149527
You like stockings too?
Well, I guess you aren't so bad after all.
No.149533
>>149530
when are you cutting it off?
No.149535
>>149531
it means you both need to make out with my dick
No.149536
>>149532
kommst du aus Frankfurt, Brudi?
>>149534
NO!
No.149537
>>149533
when you propose to me
No.149538
>>149536
B-but stockings….. they are great.
No.149539
>>149535
if you ask nicely you are allowed to stay in the corner of the room whil Im taking my way with Date.
>>149537
>//////<
No.149543
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>>149536
I refuse to answer you if you keep up that attitude of yours.
No.149544
>>149539
maybe I'll have you perform for me after I'm done with you
No.149545
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>>149543
dont worry i talked to him about it ^~^
sorry for him being stubborn
No.149547
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No.149549
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>>149545
Well, I'm waiting for him to speak english with me.
No.149550
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>149543
>er kommt nicht aus ffm
No.149551
>>149549
dont worry ill make sure he uses English with you, sorry about that
>>149550
ok dont post anymore >:T
also if you post again i wont play csgo with you
No.149552
Some slut make a new thread!
No.149553
>>149552
do it and then link it here slut
No.149554
>>149551
Well, he keeps doing it.
You're not having him under control.
No.149559
what server are people on in BDO?
No.149561
I would post a new thread, but either it's not letting me or it's not telling me it's done it.
No.149564