No.149927
time to read books
bai bai
>>149915
I bet it's poisoned
>>149922
you gotta work it out
No.149929
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Sorry for Causing all of the drama. I saw a post that I interpreted a certain way and so I called it out, but I got other people involved and should've just kept my mouth shut from the beginning even if the message did mean what I thought. I knew exactly what I was doing from the start when I decided to drag it out and I still went through with it, so I apologize.
No.149931
>>149927
Catch you later Tokai <3
>>149928
Just a joke in Discord Tak :D
No.149932
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>>149929
i hope you are feeling better brat <3
if you ever need to talk or just vent a bit im always here you know that!
No.149933
Sorry for Causing all of the drama. I saw a post that I interpreted a certain way and so I called it out, but I got other people involved and should've just kept my mouth shut from the beginning even if the message did mean what I thought. I knew exactly what I was doing from the start when I decided to drag it out and I still went through with it, so I apologize.
No.149934
>>149931
I don't get it
but gotta go for a minute, somebody needs my help
gonna do the right thing and ride the bomb to hell, I guess
No.149935
>>149929
It's fine, drama happens sometimes and that's just how it is. You do get bonus points for apologizing, though, even though you didn't really do anything wrong.
No.149936
>>149926
you're fun to talk to too,
>>149927
we'll figure something out, I might just have to have a weekend home in a different state like washingto to keep all my guns at.
No.149938
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>>149929
Hey Brat <3 Hope you are ok, if you need to talk to anyone you know where we are :)
No.149939
I want my master to fuck me, but it'll be months until he visits.
No.149940
I'm feeling a bit lonley tonight, anyone feel like cuddling a bit?
No.149942
>>149939
>tfw i cant visit my bf to tenderly caress me and let me cook for him
why live?
No.149944
>>149942
yes u can
just do it
No.149945
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>>149940
I'm always done to cuddle.
No.149946
>>149942
Because at some point we will meet our special ones, and your bf will caress you and love your cooking, and my master will pet me and love my cooking!
No.149947
>>149940
Sure, sure!
but I can't cuddle someone I don't know.
Let's fix that.
No.149948
>>149946
and you will cuddle and love their cockings.
No.149949
>>149940
I FEEL LIKE DEATH AND GENOCIDE
NO FUCKING CUDDLING
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
No.149950
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>>149945
>>149943
>>149941
S-So many people … I doubt we can fit all inside my bed.
No.149951
>>149946
D; thanks skandi im a bit emotional and drunk right now so i appreciate your words, yes one day ill be able to be with akari and show him my love in anyway i can
No.149952
>>149950
Then make room for me only.
No.149953
>>149950
I vote we kick sci out.
No.149954
>>149950
[jumps onto you, wrapping around with arms and legs and squeezing tight] i was first
No.149955
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No.149956
>>149950
can i cuddle with your penis
No.149957
>>149953
aw did i hurt ur wittle feerings???
No.149959
>>149950
THE ONLY THING YOU WILL BE FITTING
IS DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
No.149961
File: 1457138688153.jpg (396.79 KB, 900x1419, 300:473, talking heads discography.jpg)
No.149962
>>149948
Yes, that too. I'm not training my butt just for the fun of it!
>>149951
I'm drunk and emotional too, so that works!
No.149963
>>149959
heya rain teach me german ill give you a cookie
at least tell me how to say exterminate all jews in german please?
No.149964
>>149957
a while ago, yes, but I've let that go, I just don't like you.
>>149955
translation.
No.149965
>>149942
This is how I would feel if i was in that situation.
No.149966
>>149964
lol ky faggot
fuggin loser
No.149967
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>>149962
ill call you my scandinavian sister then!
but thanks really it made me feel better
No.149968
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No.149971
>>149962
having to train your butt.
>>149966
be a good parrot would you, and shut the fuck up.
>>149968
I love cutes in boxes.
No.149972
>>149970
ah thanks rain you are aight
No.149974
Okay, I found a solution.
Everyone, bring sleeping bags and we make a pyjama party in the living room!
No.149975
>>149974
No I'll share with you.
No.149976
>>149967
>sister
You can be as gender-confused as you want, but I'm firmly male, thank you!
In any case, I'm glad I could help you out in some little way!
>>149971
Well yes, I've never been fucked before! I've been on the giver side, but it's not like that helps when I suddenly need to receive!
No.149977
>>149974
deal
but only if we can turn the lights off and play a round of my favorite game called
"Who's in my mouth?"
No.149978
>>149974
okay but also
who are you
No.149979
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No.149981
>>149977
>77
Wow that was pretty cool.
No.149982
>>149980
And a bottle of rum?
No.149983
>>149980
this is a familiar sound effect
i think it's from a really cringy song if i remember correctly
not sure tho
No.149984
>>149981
thanks man
you still want those pictures of spiderman?
No.149985
>>149975
Share what? Eh?
>>149977
Sounds fun~
But clean up when you're done. No fun in doing the cleaning all by yourself on the next day.
>>149978
Mangifera indica (Mangifera indica) is a species of mango in the Anacardiaceae family. It is found in the wild in India and Pakistan where it is indigenous and are cultivated varieties have been introduced to other warm regions of the world. It is the largest fruit-tree in the world, capable of a height of one-hundred feet and an average circumference of twelve to fourteen feet, sometimes reaching twenty. The species appears to have been domesticated in India at around 2000 BC. The species was brought to East Asia around 400-500 BCE from India; next, in the 15th century to the Philippines; and then, in the 16th century to Africa and Brazil by the Portuguese. The species was described for science by Linnaeus in 1753.
No.149986
>>149982
I'd never say no to rum.
>>149983
Well, I didn't have anything particular in mind for it
Your Talking Heads ratings are pretty bad btw
No.149987
>>149985
Your sleeping bag.
No.149988
>>149976
I say just do it, that's the best way to prepare.
>>149974
can we do that, but you know, leave out the pajamas?
>>149979
I have 34 cutes in boxes in my cute things in boxes folder.
No.149989
>>149985
nah man
nah
>>149986
actually i dont think it's cringy now that i consider it more
i have to find it
now they're not
they're actually perfect ratings
No.149990
>>149976
This post makes you sound like a prick.
No.149991
>>149989
You put Speaking in Tongues above their first three
You just can't do that
No.149992
>>149986
Basic personality test: Two bottles of okay rum, or one bottle of fantastic rum?
>>149988
Getting fucked for the first time is not a way to prepare for getting fucked for the first time! That's just confusing?
>>149990
O-oh? I'm sorry, I didn't intend to be mean to anyone. English is my second language and all, and I'm drunk to boot. What'd I say wrong?
No.149993
found what i was thinking of but it turns out it wasn't "wo ho ho"
http://picosong.com/h7cE/
No.149994
>>149987
Oh my, no farting then!
>>149988
So, only sleeping bags? But what if someones dick slips out?
No.149995
>>149991
but it's true
their first three are way overrated dude
No.149996
>>149985
most people say no to that
nice to see someone who appreciates having fun
No.149997
>>149994
Don't worry, I'm not impolite I just like to rape.
No.149998
in fact talking heads as a group is ridiculously overrated
put out one great great album and the rest was mostly meh
No.149999
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should shrine maidens drink alcoholic beverages>
No.150000
>>149988
That's quite the number :)
No.150001
shdkjahsfkgakslkashkjdasd
No.150002
>>149992
no, it is, you just gotta use enough lube and stretch with fingers right before.
>>149994
what if we just use blankets instead and all snuggle really close?
No.150003
No.150005
>>149992
Well I don't think Date should be call gender-confused. I don't think he is confused when he calls himself a woman. This was my point.
No.150006
>>150000
I'm always looking for more.
No.150007
No.150008
>>149992
That's tough. Probably the two.
>>149993
This is cool
I'll have to save them for next month
>>149995
But Speaking in Tongues?
No.150009
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>>149999
Depends on how p.ure you want to be :D
No.150010
>>149996
Well, okay. Since you like it so much, why don't you close your eyes and guess "Who's in my mouth?"
>>149997
Oh, atleast buy me dinner before you rape me.
>>149999
No.
>>150002
What if we all get into the whirpool?
No.150011
>>150005
>>149992
ah you guys dont freat
i know skandi means no harm he is super sweet to me and a good friend<3
and when i say im a woman i kidd im but a simple boy who is lucky to have such a wonderful bf
No.150012
>>150010
STOP EATING MY IMAGES GODDAMIT
No.150013
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>>150009
as slutty as the Edwards aquifer water
No.150014
>>150010
No, I'm skipping foreplay as well so it's just going to happen.
No.150015
No.150016
>>150010
good question
you?
No.150017
>>150010
if we all hold hands, we shouldn't get sucked in.
No.150018
>>149999
Yes, but they should stop once they can't manage to type question marks.
Nice numbers, by the way!
>>150002
I think it's probably a good idea to get used to having something up my butt, anyway! If nothing else, it means I can have fun with that after master leaves.
>>150005
Oh, uh, I was under the impression that Date and Akari just called Date a woman as a joke, I didn't know it was serious. I wouldn't have said "gender-confused" then, obviously, I'm Scandinavian and naturally SJW!
No.150019
No.150020
>>150018
>.< im drunk its not my fault!!
No.150021
>>150018
true facts, I have toys.
No.150022
>>150008
aw yea dude 88kasyo junrei is great
and YES SPEAKING IN TONGUES
it's like remain in light 2 - now with extra 80's synth
the songwriting isn't as consistently great as remain in light, obviously, but it's still a very good album
No.150023
>>150014
No rape if there's no dinner. Don't they teach that at school anymore? Geez….
>>150016
Wrong! It's a good 'ol bavarian Weißwurscht.
>>150017
What kind of whirpool sucks you in? D-Don't tell me you did lewd things with the water jet …!
No.150024
>>150023
addendum
you [hopefully[
No.150025
>>150018
Well whether or not Date is one. There are people who call themselves a woman as a man or vice versa. The fact is that such a person is not confused.
I see that you acknowledge that comment as a joke.
For the record I identify as a woman and I'm definitely not confused.
No.150026
>>150008
There's basically no right answer to it, but you at least put some thought into it instead of bombastically picking one or the other, so you score another point in my book!
>>150011
Oh, well, I've been a confused drunk idiot twice then!
>>150021
Practically everyone on /lewd/ seems to have toys! Especially if you follow some /lewd/ites' opinions and think of razors as sex toys.
No.150027
>>150025
I sexually Identify as a crocodile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming in the river devouring unsuspecting prey. People say to me that a person being a crocodile is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon give me scales, a four-foot long tail, and jaws with a bite force of 3,500 psi on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Renekton" and respect my right to kill from the water and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a crocodyliphobe and need to check your reptile privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
No.150028
>>150026
havent we all !!!
No.150029
>>150023
I skipped rape school. I play it by ear.
No.150031
No.150032
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ahhh i love my husband akari
i wish he could hold me so much he is heaven to know!!!
and its not just the alcohol speaking!!!!!!!!!!!
No.150033
>>150024
No, it's still a Weißwurscht. Bite it off, it's good for you!
>>150029
Sorry, but I only let licensed rapist rape me.
No.150035
>>150033
Then that's not rape, which is why I am needed. Just remember to relax and take deep breaths.
No.150036
>>150026
I would have said the okay two right away at one point. It's only recently that I'd at least consider quality instead of just saying "hey it's drunk juice, more is better." But I still don't have easy regular access for the time being so I'll take what I can get.
No.150037
>>150033
no
don't talk about biting after dick jokes
No.150038
>>150023
oh, you mean a hot tub, or a Jacuzzi, I'd be down for that, and who doesn't do lewd things with water jets?
>>150026
no razor blades aren't toys, nor are toilet paper rolls, or toilet brushes, cutting is weird and scars ruin beautiful skin,
No.150039
>>150036
what changed ur mind
No.150040
>>150036
Hm. I still won't remove any of your Skandipoints, though. Rum is kinda in a special position, anyway, since it's so easy to mix with whatever so the quality doesn't matter too much unless you want it to.
>>150038
I don't personally approve of cutting, whether or not it's in a sexual context, I was just making a masochism joke! I'm not seeing where toilet paper rolls enter into it, though.
No.150042
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nighty night cuties and cutiers
No.150043
>>150035
Show me your license and I don't have to use one the super anti-rapist weapon "one arm length distance".
>>150037
Well, you gotta chew the banana once you peeled it.
>>150038
I … I never did anything lewd to a water jet!
No.150044
>>150039
Not sure. I've had some actually good alcohol a few times relatively recently, and the difference between that and the shitty cheap vodka I'm used to really stood out, so that might've had to do with it.
>>150040
It's also been better straight when I've had it, though again that might just be compared to the shitty vodka.
No.150047
>>150042
gn
>>150044
what was better about it?
like for me personally i would consider purchasing slutty ethanol and diluting it myself cuz i would only drink it for the intoxication anyway
No.150048
>>150040
I used the cardboard tube from one to jerk off once, and it gave me awful blisters and bled, but I had to finish.
>>150043
then you haven't lived.
No.150049
>>150048
>gave me awful blisters and bled, but I had to finish.
No.150050
>>150046
You lost me now.
>>150048
M-Maybe I want you to show me how it's done!
No.150051
>>150043
Please, just do everything you can to resist.
No.150052
>>150048
ahhhh thanks for the cute reimu pic <3
No.150053
>>149939
I-I want to fuck you.
No.150054
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I just want to hail the Morning Star, the eternal Satan.
No.150055
>>150053
Oh god fucking adorable.
No.150057
>>150053
miles!!
you better fuck him hard
and long!!!!!!
No.150058
>>150055
You really don't understand how much I need to be with him.
No.150059
>>150053
I want you in every possible way, master <3
>>150042
Sleep well, Spiderbutt!
>>150044
Well yeah, cheap vodka is so bad it's not even terrible. It's just neutrally awful. At least cheap whiskey or wine or beer or whatever has the common decency to taste foul!
>>150048
That, uh, seems kinda poorly planned! Dare I ask about the toilet brush?
No.150060
>>150058
Soon enough miles! He'll be all yours irl and it'll be wonderful!
No.150061
>>150057
I'm neither long nor hard, so I can't really do that.
I'll do my best however.
>>150059
Good, me too…
No.150062
>>150053
Break him like a champ
No.150063
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>>150061
well im really happyyou both will be together soon
and im doing good in my german i really need to thank you for the website it has helped alot and akari showing me pronunciation has been great
you and skandi are amazing friends i love you both alot <3
No.150064
>>150062
this is getting too lewd!
No.150065
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>>150064
Not lewd enough, might have to go deeper..
No.150066
>>150049
I had too.
>>150050
just turn up the jets, sit yourself on one and cover up a fer others with your hands, the water rushes into your butt
>>150052
welcome.
>>150059
they go in easy brush end first it's getting it out that's the issue.
No.150067
>>150062
There is no need to break me! As much as I love my master, I need my butt for other things than sex as well!
No.150068
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I guess it's getting /lewd/ tonight.
No.150069
>>150066
I take it you're some kind of sadist, then, otherwise you're singularly terrible at thinking ahead.
No.150070
>>150067
Oh I mean it in a figurative term really, just a bit of stretching and pounding, nothing to get you bent out of shape
No.150071
>>150069
Masochist, is what I meant!
No.150073
>>150070
what do u think of the poseur meme
No.150075
Time to get back to studying.
>>150062
He's been broken in for almost a year now.
>>150063
You're welcome. I wish you two good luck. I haven't been around enough to see how you two act, but you're both cute separately so I'm sure you're super cute together.
>>150060
That's years down the line. Possibly a decade. I really hope some day I be mine IRL all the time, instead of just a few days a year.
No.150076
No.150077
>tfw i want my bf to break me like a champ but he lives an ocean away
No.150079
>>150069
you got it right, I am a masochist, because after I got it out, I put it back in.
No.150081
>>150075
I studied and drove a bit this morning for about 8 hrs straight right before I took my test and I passed it with 100%. Well aside from a vision test where I mixed up a D and O.
If I can do it you can do it.
No.150083
>>150074
B-but nothing :3
>>150075
Good..
>>150077
What about breaking you until you cry and moan like a girl?
>>150080
Hey Cherub <3 How's you?
No.150085
>>150070
I guess that would be alright.
>>150079
You're in a fetish world I don't understand at all!
>>150080
Go to bed, it's super late!
No.150086
>>150083
i reached my daily limit of lewdness already tho!
No.150087
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No.150088
So, are we going to get lewd here or do I have to do everything myself today?
No.150089
>>150085
I have all the fetishes besides cutting and scat.
No.150090
>>150088
lewd is boring af
No.150091
>>150083
I'm pretty good right now.
>>150085
Yeah whoops. i took a nap about 11 am and woke up 10 pm.
No.150092
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>>150083
as long as he has his way with me im fine <3
No.150094
>>150088
how are we gonna turn the lewd up?
No.150095
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>>150085
Of course it would be ;)
>>150086
>having a limit..
That's pretty plebian
>>150091
Good <3
>>150092
I bet :D
No.150096
>>150081
I know I can do it. I just need to remember to pay more attention to a few things such as checking my rearview mirror more often and actually yielding on a yield.
I'm studying math right now anyway.
Time to go back to that.
No.150097
>>150089
Diapers? Giants/giantesses? Inanimate transformation? Cock vore? Sounding? Toddlercon? Anal prolapse? Cannibalism?
>>150091
Oh, uh, good luck fixing your sleep schedule!
No.150098
/lewd/ board
more like
/SNOOZE/ BORED
No.150100
>>150095
ok i dont actually have a limit i made that up
No.150101
>>150094
Well, I would like to offer my service to most of you guys.
But it would be pretty awkward to do "it" in chat, so I guess I'm just gonna get myself some pictures and do it myself.
No.150103
>>150100
we'll see about that
No.150104
>>150097
no to the diapers, and the toddlercon, butt I do love loli and shota.
No.150105
>>150095
How are you Magi?
>>150097
Don't worry. I might go to bed again.
>>150098
No one is stopping you from leaving.
No.150106
>>150104
Loli/shota is practically normie! I was just mentioning weird fetishes I've seen on /d/ to make a point!
No.150108
>>150099
How's you?
>>150100
That's more like it :D
>>150105
I'm good just relaxing, and doing a bit of browsing, the norm
What about you?
No.150109
>>150088
yeah
show me your lewds
No.150110
>>150108
I'm ok just a bit hungry, how are you tonight?
No.150112
>>150108
About the same actually. ^^
No.150113
>>150107
it's great, right?
No.150114
Yeah right …. yeeeah right
This guy’s a faggot. The guy’s some sort of faggot indian in the teepee. Who does this guy think he is, he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. SHIT. Bullshit
Aflkjg such a bitch
No.150116
>>150110
I'm ok, just relaxing, thinking what I'm going to do later, but otherwise grand
What you going to eat?
>>150112
:)
No.150119
>>150106
well I've fapped to most of them.
No.150120
What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited?
Seahorse - Sea HELL. What is this? Get real. I’m in love with sea horses. I’m in love with ‘em. They’re so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses. They’re fuckin’ unreal, I love them
They’re like all the clocks - I love them. I love sea horses. And I love lookin’ at ‘em
And I love SEA SHELLS. I love sea shell things. I love things with sea shells and sea horses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags. I love ‘em
No.150122
No.150123
>>150119
Even cannibalism and cock vore and inanimate transformation?
>>150122
I want to bite fuck.
No.150124
>>150111
>111
>>150113
I enjoy it thanks :)
>>150115
This isn't green tea, go make another :^)
>>150116
No idea I must search!
No.150125
>>150122
Shut up or else I'll fuck Nyara on top of you.
No.150126
>>150124
awesome
so why'd you pick this character that you're posting now?
No.150127
>>150125
Could I lick up the sweat and cum ?
No.150128
>>150123
yes, the inanimate transformation is one of my favorites.
No.150132
>>150129
Bend the heck over so I can lick your asshole and frick you
No.150133
>>150128
You're a pervert. Pervert's aren't allowed on /lewd/.
No.150134
>>150133
I seriously fucking wrote "pervert's".
No.150135
>>150132
I'm pretty sure bit would fuck you first but he isn't fond of used goods.
*pew pew*
No.150136
Who here has played Stardew Valley? I hear it's pretty comfy.
No.150137
No.150138
>>150133
so we still dtf or what
No.150139
>>150136
Seen it, looks a good game just to chill to
No.150140
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hey ho i have a question how do you filter somebody?
No.150141
>>150140
Click the top left arrow beside their username, add filter choose trip or name.
No.150142
>>150133
fine I'll leave, I'm going to bed anyway.
No.150143
>>150136
It's majestically, fantastically, enormously boring. But I still can't help playing it, I just need to listen to podcasts in the background.
>>150138
Uh! Not when I'm this drunk and sleepy, certainly, and I'd have to get permission from master anyway!
No.150144
>>150139
Was thinking about getting it or something. Might pirate it later. Would be better if it was co-op. Looking for something pretty tranquil right now.
>>150143
Is it at least cozy?
No.150145
>>150140
RIP even Blackjack is filtering me q.q
But yeah what MAGI said, this of course mans they hav eto have a name. Otherwise they get around it.
You can technically filter their files as well but that means doing it each post.
No.150146
>>150131
what do u waaaaaaant
>>150141
[memeface]
No.150147
>>150131
Rip tea I mean Rain.
>>150132
Get out of here gay boi!
>>150136
Saw a streamer play all day before, it's good and comfy especially if you liked harvest moon
No.150149
>>150140
like this
*filters u*
get rekt kid
No.150150
>>150147
I want to lick your feets
No.150151
>>150141
cool cool cool. thank you magi dont worry i still love you <3
No.150152
>>150146
I don't even know anymore, do you?
>>150147
I am fine, there is no cause for concern.
No.150153
>>150144
Eeh. In the beginning, yeah, but to me at least that stopped after two hours or so.
No.150154
>>150152
what you want? no idea
No.150155
>>150145
tomo you're fine kek. we will play black desert online soon <3
No.150156
>>150147
Harvest Moon sounds really familiar. Would you like to watch me stream Stardew?
>>150153
Maybe you're just a fucking pleb.
No.150157
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No.150158
>>150156
My only goal after getting filthy rich was to marry the hipster doctor, but the relationship system is so fucking terrible that I can't even be bothered.
No.150159
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>>150143
It's a game to play if you are listening to something, a good time sink
>>150144
I was thinking of doing the same, it looks good for just playing while chatting or browsing. It's very slow paced
>>150151
No worries <3
No.150160
>>150155
One day when we both stop being busy. How far have you even gotten so far hun?
No.150161
>>150150
I want a new gpu right now
>>150152
You got something on your face so I'm gonna worry a little.
>>150156
Yea
No.150162
>>150157
d-dont you give me that smug anime face!
No.150163
>>150161
I'll buy you one if you send me dick pics I just got paid
No.150165
>>150159
Well, yeah, but I just don't feel like I get anything out of it. Watering your crops is extremely boring, getting the resources to make sprinklers is only marginally more fun, harvesting is boring, refining raw materials is boring, grinding for wood or stone is boring, getting stuff for the community centre sucks. I just don't see what the appeal is!
No.150166
>>150163
You're out of your mind lol
No.150167
>>150154
Are you good company?
>>150155
Oh, oh… was it me?
>>150161
Nonsense, that was nothing.
No.150168
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Don't mind me, just posting lewd stuff 'cuz I feel like it.
No.150169
>>150165
Then why do you play it?
No.150171
>>150168
no
I'm gonna pester you
No.150172
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>>150162
mika you're cool so no filter for you <3
>>150160
done the abstract, on to the essay but i will have free time
No.150173
>>150167
yes indeed
severely underrated company i believe
No.150174
>>150158
Then how do so many people play it for so long? There has to be more to it than that.
>>150159
Sweet! I'll see if I can find a good torrent link.
>>150168
In images like that, which character do you insert as.
No.150175
No.150176
>>150172
:3c
that means youre gonna show me your penis r-right?
No.150177
>>150169
… Because I want my farm to be the best.
>>150174
I have no idea, even I keep playing it and not enjoying it!
No.150178
>>150175
nobody around to put your bitch-ass back into your place?
No.150179
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>>150177
play a game that feels like work.. becomes a job in itself :3
No.150180
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>>150176
i dont mind but im hairyyyy and it upsets me :s
No.150181
No.150182
>>150180
then just shave silly!
No.150183
>>150172
Oh I meant have you made any progress in BDO yet. Gotta make sure you don't get too far ahead.
Welp if my studying went well so that means your essay will go well as well. I turst in your ability to bullshit it.
No.150184
>>150183
u still mad at me bby?
No.150186
>>150181
What about your master?
No.150188
>>150179
Exactly! And it feels like whenever I'm doing something sub-optimally, I'm messing up! And no matter how good I make my farm it can always be better, so I don't really get any feeling of accomplishment!
No.150189
>>150181
Looks like I'll step up to the plate to bully you then, because everyone knows you're freakishly obsessed with that
No.150190
>>150173
What makes you underrated?
No.150192
>>150182
i'm the sort of person who would fuck it up, and becoming "female" by accident.
>>150183
my degree is in journalism so im good at lying apparently
No.150193
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>>150188
Keep at it, I'm sure you'll have it looking great, the games are more a time sink, just try to find some fun out of it :D
No.150194
>>150190
lots of people think i suck cuz they're little babies who can't handle a different opinion
but people who are 'in the know' are aware that i'm dope
or something
No.150195
>>150170
Atleast post Koakuma lewd.
>>150171
That's not nice.
>>150174
Cameraman.
No.150196
>>150192
it really isnt that hard, though
what do you do anyways, shave with a straight razor??
No.150197
>>150195
alright then
how about some friendly conversation instead
No.150199
>>150192
>>150192
Oh okay I'll make sure that I become famous enough so you can write an article about me, I'llve give you the first look.
No.150200
>>150193
Well, I do have some fun in the mines, even though the combat system kinda sucks.
>>150198
>schrödinger lewds
G is underage, man, what the heck!
No.150201
Anyone want my autograph?
No.150202
>>150194
How can you know for certain?
No.150203
>>150200
There's a new Schrodinger in our discord. He sent it to me.
No.150204
>>150201
no thx mr autistic manboy o.o
>>150202
i can't
No.150206
>>150203
I guess that's not CP, then. Also, you shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you.
No.150207
>>150206
Guess that makes me a bad boy.
No.150208
>>150204
You know what they say about assuming, right?
No.150210
>>150206
Drinking is also bad for you but that doesn't stop us from kiling our livers.
No.150211
>>150208
bcuz i'm not 100% sure that means i'm assuming?
nah man
No.150212
>>150210
Exactly! And smoking being bad for me doesn't stop me from smoking!
No.150213
>>150204
Get on steam.
>>150205
No way, I sign butts!
No.150214
>>150210
get over it bitchboy
No.150217
>>150167
Worrying intensifies!
>>150175
Never!!
No.150218
>>150211
They say assuming makes an ass out of you and me (ass-u-me). Corny, but true enough.
No.150219
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>>150213
ok sign my butt then….
No.150220
https://kat.cr/stardew-valley-t12149302.html
Here you go if you're interested in downloading Stardew Valley.
No.150221
>>150218
yes i know i really hate that phrase
but also i'm not assuming
No.150222
>>150196
i'm just scared in damming my penis
>>150199
what do you study?
No.150223
>>150219
I think your ass has already been signed.
No.150225
>>150221
Well, what do you call what you're doing then?
No.150226
>>150209
Kill it!!!
Kill it with fire!!!
No.150228
>>150222
Nothing for the moment, I did for a while but american college is super expensive. I'll go back once I save up money but I think I want to do business school
>>150212
Welp party hard while we are still young I guess.
No.150229
>>150225
i dont call it anything
but it's not assuming
No.150230
>>150222
damming?
>>150223
by me i guess… but not by anyone else!
No.150232
>>150219
Next…
>>150220
>2.) No illegal shit (i.e., child porn)
No.150234
>>150227
Encouraging bullying has worked as an anti-bullying tactic ever since /r9k/!
But now master and I are going to bed, goodnight eberinyan!
No.150235
>>150229
It looks like it to me, you cannot come up with another title for it so by default it must be assuming.
No.150236
>>150232
Uhh..
>>150233
No problem, enjoy.
>>150234
Hah, good night Skandi. Sleep well.
No.150237
>>150235
nuh-uh
ur the one assuming there must be a word for every situation
No.150238
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No.150239
>>150220
Nuuuh uh! Only one person made that whole game I must support!!
No.150240
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>>150228
americans and playing for uni, but business school is a good option so go for it.
>>150230
damaging sorry
No.150241
>>150237
Are you really claiming that there doesn't exist a way to explain yourself in the entire English language?
You might want to start with "Special Snowflake".
No.150242
>>150240
if youre careful it really isnt a problem
shaving your ass is a lot harder
No.150243
>>150239
Yeah, I'm going to support them if I like it.
No.150244
>>150241
no, what i'm really saying is this rhetorical conversation is boring and sucks major dick
No.150245
>>150242
glad i barely grow body hai and not at all on my ass c:
No.150246
>>150242
well i get some razors and try it can you hold out until then
No.150247
>>150244
You are free to step-out if you need.
No.150248
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>>150245
Not yet, you'l grow hairier as you get older
No.150249
>>150245
fuck you my ass and legs are so annoying to shave :s
No.150250
Alright come and marry me so I can get that britian education cost instead.
But yeah american university shit is actually the worst thing in the world. Just from college football alone they'd make enough money to support the universities but greedy capitalist.
No.150251
No.150253
>>150249
Waxing is far easier
No.150254
>>150247
dont pull this lol i win cuz u dont wanna talk about it bs yo
No.150255
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