No.150258
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>>150234
Night
>>150243
I think you will
No.150260
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No.150263
>>150260
Why does his penis look like it has a dent in it or he has two?
No.150264
>>150250
you will still have to pay because your not a British or EU citizen but i'll
marry you :3
>>150253
good shout but what about the crack?
No.150265
>>150254
I'm afraid to inform you that backing out of any confrontation; be it physical or vocal, is considered a loss on whoever leaves outright.
>>150260
Post an image, just for me.
No.150266
>>150260
The only yaoi image set you ever need
No.150267
>>150263
those are fingers
No.150268
>>150257
Best boys don't ignore people on steam so nuh uh
No.150272
File: 1457146834684.jpg (394.77 KB, 1447x2067, 1447:2067, 02e6162f21f7e8a69daa910003….jpg)
>>150263
Are you sure it's a penis?
>>150264
Wax strips they bend into the crack to get all the hair
>>150265
No.150273
>when you're best boy and you know it.
Feels good being best boy.
No.150274
e-everyone stop being lewd in public ><
No.150275
>>150263
get hard enough and you can feel that you have one too
No.150276
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>>150272
yaaay smooth ass here i come :3
No.150277
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No.150278
>>150264
What does marrying someone not count as becoming a citizen? I don't understand other countries laws but americas and japans. Which I know marriage is how to get citizenship in those two.
>>150270
The 2nd one and the last ones are the best on that list.
>>150274
No
No.150279
i want akari to fuck me real hard and make me feel like a woman
No.150280
>>150276
Don't forget to post it
No.150281
>>150273
>not being best Girl
HA!
Try to get on Dates level…. boy!
No.150282
>>150265
well fine
even though you're wrong, in this case you win bcuz i dont want to bother with the conversation
happy?
No.150283
>>150272
Glorious sacrilege.
No.150285
>>150281
I'm perfectly fine with being a boy.
No.150287
>>150267
>>150272
Oh I see it now. Wanna get finger fucked by me?
>>150273
>>150274
Don't post lewds of my waifu.
>>150275
Oh you still haven't seen it…
No.150290
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>>150287
How big are your fingers?
No.150293
>>150287
Yeah.
Why is that though?
Got something award-worthy?
No.150297
File: 1457147300689.jpg (317.94 KB, 667x882, 667:882, 041f004aef147d97f6169cfd0b….jpg)
And suddenly everyone is so lewd.
No.150301
>>150297
alles Schlampen bis auf Mama
No.150302
>>150295
No I don't, it's why I'd asked.
No one ever gives me anything lewd.
No.150303
>>150297
It's too early to be lewd, it's not even 1 am yet!
Have good music instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVSgL84drDk
No.150304
>>150301
He's doing it again.
Date, do something.
No.150305
>>150302
Here is subjectively 10/10 lewd then.
No.150306
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No.150308
>>150299
i want you to make me your sissy boy please
No.150309
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>>150278
we get government regulated loans, by student finance up in till 24 i dont think marriage makes you eligible.
>>150280
fine im get use to this whoring myself out shit anyway
> get on Dates level…. boy!
>▶L-Lewdie 03/05/16 (Sat) 03:03:53 No.150282
>File (hide): 1457147033061.png (46.75 KB, 469x624, 469:624, 1457143084507.png)
>>>150265
>well fine
>even though you're wrong, in this case you win bcuz i dont want to bo
No.150310
>>150304
he is drunk and moaning for me in voice.
I could do anything right now to him.
Ich schreibe nur auf englisch damit er das lesen kann.
No.150311
>>150290
Big enough to give women orgasms.
>>150292
>>150293
Depends on if you have something equal to trade.
>>150296
It's ok, now that you know.
No.150312
>>150309
FUCK YOU 8CHAN FUCKING WHEELCHAIR BOUND CRIPPLE GAS CHAMBERS NOW HOT WHEELS
No.150314
i love my akari and would let him do anything to me~
No.150316
the conversation has been really sexual today.
No.150318
>>150311
Well mine can give women orgasm's. How big are your hands?
No.150320
No.150321
>>150311
Not interested then.
I'm not gonna bend for you, sweetie.
Not my thing.
No.150322
i want my akari to fuck me raw
No.150323
I CANT STOP LISTENING TO SLIM HARPO!
No.150324
>>150318
I've been told they're big
I don't think I've ever pulled out a ruler to measure my hands for someone before.
No.150325
This is all gay as Heck, yo.
No.150327
>>150325
agree… I dont know how 2 boys can be lewd with each other :S
No.150328
Get your ass back online Bit! I'm not finished spamming you with music.
No.150330
>>150328
How come you haven't invited your father to Discord yet my son?
No.150331
>my bf should fuck my throat
No.150332
>>150324
My hand wrist to middle finger tip is 6 inches, 3 1/2 across, I have quite small hands
No.150333
No.150334
>>150329
Get me out of here, too.
No.150335
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>>150324
I'm sorry for attacking you earlier today based off of something that didn't mention nor had anything to do with me. This isn't asking for forgiveness just me trying to set things as close to right as possible and clearing my head and chest.
No.150337
>>150334
no rain dont leave me here alone!
No.150338
File: 1457148349598.jpg (436.38 KB, 919x850, 919:850, c2d75d2d67a37f2783d137a69f….jpg)
So lewd today.
I'm amazed.
No.150339
>>150337
What, you actually want me around you?
No.150341
I come here, and I see futanari…
Not sure what to think about all'a this…
Good or bad…Eh.
No.150342
i would wank if i wasn't so hungry…
No.150343
>>150342
just eat your cum
No.150345
>>150342
Wank then drink it up like Mika said :3
No.150346
…Anyways, hello everybody! How are all of you?
Been watching a few animu…
No.150347
>>150334
Can I have my tea first?
No.150348
>>150340
Huh, alright then stay close.
No.150349
>>150346
Hey Drank <3, good thanks, not doing much just browsing
What animu did you watch?
No.150350
>>150344
must
lose
weight
>>150345
>>150343
ya'll are lewd!
i also don't think cum counts as a meal…
No.150351
>>150347
Yes, we can drink it together.
No.150352
>>150350
no worries
got a sausage right here for you
No.150353
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>>150350
But it's edible, and would help with the hunger
No.150354
>>150349
I was watching Shimoneta. It's good so far. (An at ep. 6-7 so far…).
No.150355
>>150354
Niceone, you only start that today?
No.150356
>>150352
>>150353
you guys are really lewd!
No.150357
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No.150359
>>150355
Yeah. Gotta say one thing though.
Anna pulled one HELL of a personality 180 after a few episodes. Not gonna say anything else because of the possibility of spoilers, so…
(And most people here would be curious enough to mouse over the spoiler text.)
No.150360
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No.150361
File: 1457149216923.jpg (396.79 KB, 900x1419, 300:473, talking heads discography.jpg)
daisy man rate my chart yo
No.150362
i just want my husband to have intercourse with me so we can have babies
No.150363
>>150359
>using spoilers for actual spoilers
No.150364
>>150360
'Sup Bit. How are ya?
No.150365
No.150367
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>>150359
No worries, I'll check it out at some point :)
No.150368
>>150357
teensy tiny bit
>>150361
dadrock/10
i've only listened to remain in light, and that was fantastic
No.150369
>>150356
it never really stops until someone's 19-20 years old
No.150370
>>150368
their first five albums are all very well received so you might wanna check em out
No.150371
>>150332
I'm gonna go make some breakfast then find a ruler, I'll tell you my hand size on steam later.
>>150335
It's whatever, you don't have to worry about it.
No.150373
>>150367
You should, its good.
…Although it actually irked me at first, due to how absurd the series is. (Sexual comedy isn't usually my thing, tbh.)
No.150374
how bad do you guys think it's gonna be when drank and akari break up
No.150375
>>150364
I'm good, how was your day today?
No.150376
>>150369
i don't know, it depends more on my mood than anything…
>>150370
i will!
also, are you sci or no?
>>150372
ganja man
No.150377
>>150376
yes that's me
do you have rym?
No.150378
>>150375
It was good, although the extra day offa school was rather boring instead of good.
Watched the first 7 episodes of Shimoneta, though
(since I was curious), and it is good so far, so my day ISN'T completely ruined.
No.150379
>>150376
What does your schedule look like?
do you do one a day every day, or once every couple of days?
No.150380
>>150378
Also, I don't know why, but I wasn't able to get into Tenchi Muyo. Maybe because harems ain't my thing…
No.150381
>>150377
i do not, unfortunately, even if i did pretty much take all of my music from there…
i listen to less music than you think!
>>150379
every day, but more as a sleep aid than an actual wank
No.150382
>dreamed i shaved off my beard
>neck hurts
>knees hurt
>another headache
>feel like shit
rip
No.150383
>>150381
well u really love what u listen to
that's the most important thing
No.150385
>>150368
Just a teeeeeeeennnnnnnnnyyyy bit
>>150371
Okay :3
>>150382
Aw Burt *hugs*
No.150386
>>150381
You should show me your methods sometime.
No.150387
>>150378
>Shimoneta
I love that anime, I actually downloaded all the raw versions after each each episode to see what they blocked out. They just show more saliva and stuff and lewds…well that love nectar lmao
No.150388
>>150387
Yeah, with Anna going APESHIT over what's-his-name, her love nectar was probably flowing constantly.
BITCHES BE CRAZY
No.150389
>>150386
i suppose…
>>150385
teensy tiny bit
>>150386
>get sleepy
>can't go to sleep
>wank
ta-da!
>>150382
>tfw headcold
i understand somewhat, your pain..
No.150390
>>150389
i sense you do want to expand your taste, though
why don't you join with the daily regimen
one new album every day
No.150391
>>150389
WOW
that's unprecedented!
No.150392
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>>150388
It caught me off guard she was super strong too I love it!
No.150393
>>150392
Yanderes must be your thing.
Don't worry, I like yanderes too.
No.150394
Well i'm gonna go to bed If i can fall asleep this time See ya everyone!
No.150395
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>>150389
when you fap to go to sleep do you use it to become sleepier, or to just about pass out immediately
Or is the second just a me thing? I used to just get sleepy but still need to lie down, but now I can fall asleep wherever I am
No.150396
>>150393
It's the strong women too.
No.150397
>>150394
'Night, Cherub. Have good dreams, ya hear me?
No.150399
>>150396
Yep. Some of the craziest women or girls in anime tend to be the strongest, too. (Look no further than Dokuro-chan for a prime example)
No.150400
>>150393
Mhm and good taste
>>150394
Night night
>>150396
*Rips your tongue out*
No.150401
>>150400
Well, with yanderes, Yuno how it goes!
*SLICED TO PIECES*
No.150404
>>150399
Do you want to get fucking pegged by a muscle woman?
>>150400
*cums*
>>150402
Baby.
No.150405
No.150406
No.150409
5am, what am I doing here?
Why am I here?
Who are we?
Is the light in the fridge always burning?
No.150410
>>150401
That was good lol
>>150404
You and your addiction to pegging!!
No.150411
>>150409
…Go to bed already, you need the rest.
No.150412
>>150409
Dunno
Dunno
People
No it turns off when the door shuts
No.150413
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>>150409
it looks like she's clutching to a hung penis
No.150414
>>150409
this here is a collection of people who, for the most part, have nothing better to do than watch anime, play video games, and sit around pretending like they're getting action on the internet.
No.150415
>>150410
I don't like it I just like saying it!
No.150416
>>150408
Well, it's not as if I've ever claimed to have any.
No.150417
>>150416
aww dont be like that, paint bby
u have taste
No.150418
>>150410
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night!
*impersonating a stand-up comedian
No.150419
my friend that im in love with just came out to me as gay
i cried tears of joy in the car ride home
im so happy i don't fucking know what to do
No.150422
>>150415
>>150418
Tell us your best joke!
No.150423
>>150419
i know what you could do
have gay sex
No.150424
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>>150419
dick him
or get dicked
No.150425
>>150421
yes, i am also one of these people
No.150427
>>150422
Well, I can't tell jokes on demand. The joke has to come naturally for it to work. If I CAN make the joke, then it is one of the lamest jokes that you have heard. lol
No.150428
>>150423
i think i'm just going to tell him how i feel about him tomorrow, and if he says something i don't like im going to kill myself or something
>>150424
yes
No.150429
>>150426
but that's not gay
>>150428
excellent plan!
No.150430
>>150419
Tell him you're bisexual or bi-curious.
If you tell him you're gay he won't be as interested.
No.150431
No.150432
>>150426
Your secrets are safe with me.
No.150433
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>>150428
do you think he wants it
or to give it
or is he a superhero
or does he do both
or does he not know
or do you not know
No.150435
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>>150429
Well, it's my plan, so of course it's excellent!
>>150430
Well I've already told him about the guy I'm trying to get with, so he knows something is up.
>>150431
?
thank you!
>>150433
he wants it
he said he's an "uke," which i guess is a sub
No.150437
>>150436
Me too (That's why I came here. lol)
No.150438
>>150428
Don't tell someone you like them until after you get sex, because if you scare them away with the love stuff then at least you got in, and if they like you, then it's all gravy. Good luck Mclovin.
No.150439
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>>150436
Set something on fire!
No.150440
>>150426
>>150427
Oh then I would just be on the lookout for it then
No.150442
>>150434
that song is DOPE
lots of songs on that album are DOPE
some are kinda meh tho, sadly
also why doesn't that character wear any clothes?
>>150435
sure thing baka! sure thing!
>>150436
it's cuz you're posting on /lewd/
No.150443
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>>150435
that's kind of an unusual way to put it in an everyday situation
is he like a weeb
>>150436
>>150441
what do you feel like doing?
No.150444
>>150441
Tasty-looking Koakuma art ya have there. <3
No.150446
>>150443
No Idea :S
>>150444
Thank you <3
No.150447
>>150438
>Mclovin
i thought that meme was about noun
>>150442
Are you saying all my plans aren't excellent?
>>150443
yeah, he reads doujins n shit and watches anime, but he doesn't take it overboard and is generally very relaxed about it
No.150449
>>150436
Just like the rest of us
>>150442
Which song?
You only see the pictures of her that I choose to post. I suppose you wouldn't need clothes as often if you spent most of your times in your room wrapped up in a comfy.
No.150450
>>150443
Stardew Valley. Hear it's pretty comfy tbh.
>>150445
No Ds will be S'd!
No.150451
>>150446
make a list of possible options that sound alright, and then like roll an online die to see which you do
or just sit in bed and hope you force yourself to sleep eventually
>>150447
oh that's cool
I've never known somebody who's as into it in real life as me and can keep up but online I've known good people who are chill with it
if you can hook up you should be able to have fun because chances are greater than not he has fetishes from reading things
No.150453
>>150452
You wanna get fucked by… me?!
>>150449
Then we shall all spend time together.
No.150454
>>150447
not at all! not at all! your plans are great!
>>150449
the one i linked on picosong earlier
yes that is true
but i feel weird when i'm naked
No.150455
>>150450
you should get it then, dunno if you've ever played a harvest moon game but you like animal crossing and life is feudal you'd probably really like it
No.150456
>>150451
Ah that's something I forgot I had a few sleepers
I think I'll take a couple and see how it goes
No.150458
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>>150448
nice, desu ne
>>150451
>he has fetishes from reading things
Are you saying that I could cuddle him and rub our dicks together through our underwear?
>>150454
oh cool
No.150459
>>150458
yea but also dont ky silly
No.150460
>>150453
Fine by me
>>150454
So do I. Maybe the blanket helps. Or maybe being a qt anime girl does.
No.150461
>>150455
Yeah see that's what I hear. I'm going to see how it plays. I just found out that it was made by the guys who did Starbound (a game I was really looking forward to but turned out to be shit). I'm kind of happy they made a little comeback with this little game that is ever so praised.
>>150457
Yummy yummy Bit wants my cummy in his small intestine.
No.150463
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>>150456
good luck, sleeping is my best friend through everything else, it doesn't judge me and it will always entertain me
>>150458
mhm
among other things
what if you were able to like read translated doujins together, each in your respective roll
sounds kind of fun
>>150461
don't worry about it being by them, they just published it. I saw a post from the one-man dev saying he signed up with chucklefish before the issues with starbound so he wasn't aware their issues
No.150464
>>150460
anime not being real is probably the biggest bummer of my life…
No.150465
>>150462
I'll shoot it so far inside of you it'll puncture a lung and catch on fire!
No.150467
>>150463
Well that's great. And Bit says it was made by one person which is really impressive.
No.150468
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>>150467
yeah it's a labor of love kind of situation so it should be good. Hope you like it if you do indeed buy it
No.150469
>>150466
no actually i just realized u not being my qt anime gf is the biggest bummer of my life
it just keeps getting worst!
No.150470
>>150469
ill be your qt anime gf if you show me your penis
No.150471
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>>150463
I'm manic though, they won't put me to sleep, just relax me
No.150473
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No.150474
>>150468
>trying to stream it
>10 minute delay
Welp so much for that…
>>150473
No.150476
>>150470
YOU WILL??????
>>150475
;_ ;; :<<
No.150477
>>150476
yeah just show penis
No.150479
>>150478
Keep being lewd you little slut.
No.150481
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No.150483
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>>150471
oh right
that kind of ruined my thingy that I thought sounded pretty cool
I hope you relax then, and it takes your mind off being bored
>>150474
sometimes you just gotta play games for yourself, ignore everything and everyone else and just enjoy it
No.150484
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>>150481
That dosn't look comfortable.
No.150485
>>150477
o-okay
>>150480
pls be my anime gf
No.150487
lol i clicked the wrong box
No.150488
>>150483
Sorry, I'm installing starview now to give it a bash while chilling out
You up to much?
>>150484
It would be, you'd be relaxed and hoisted up, the weight of your body would keeo you suspended.
>>150486
Hey Burt <3 Still got the headache?
No.150489
>>150483
Suppose you're right but I like streaming for Bit and really anyone who enjoys it. It's w/e. What are you up to?
No.150491
>>150485
Is your angel penis all mine
No.150492
>>150488
Stardew* lol keep saying starview for some reason..
No.150494
>>150488
You really like your bondage stuff, don't you?
No.150496
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>>150488
oh is there a torrent of it out?
nah I don't feel like doing anything
>>150489
I think sometimes it detracts from your own enjoyment though. Or rather it gives you a different kind of enjoyment.
I'm just eating gross peanut m&ms because doing anything else sounds too much
No.150497
>>150495
The question is, which role are you?
No.150499
>>150488
If starview is fun tell me if I should play it. I am occupied tonight but could look at it in the future
No.150500
>>150496
You should eat healthier things like mustard greens and cellular.
https://kat.cr/stardew-valley-t12149302.html
There's the game if you want to play it.
No.150501
>>150490
Got another migraine and other pain and feel like crap
i just want to die
No.150502
No.150503
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No.150504
>>150499
starDEW
DEW
>>150500
what is a mustard green
eating sugar is my coping method
No.150505
>>150501
Don't die!!
>>150502
Till then!
>>150503
!!!
No.150506
>>150493
One last question
Do you listen to sine wave solos
No.150507
>>150503
do people with freckles really get them on their butt
that sounds kind of weird
No.150508
>>150506
u-uhh y-yeah….
all the time…
No.150509
>>150504
Ever had collared greens? It's like leafier spinach. It's great.
>>150503
Lewd…
>>150505
Yeah you best have your computer too or else.
No.150510
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Oh well, I'm not going to finish my lewdness today.
Good night lads.
No.150511
>>150508
mmmmmmmmmmmm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nvm, I don't even know how to do an onomatopoeia for a sine wave
No.150512
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>>150509
no I've always just had like
carrots or green beans or broccoli
I probably don't eat enough green vegetables
>>150510
night night
No.150513
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>>150507
I imagine if they get them on their skin, the chances are they might
>>150510
Nini Mango <3
No.150514
>>150504
So brat when we gonna play some starVIEW together?
I actually know nothing about the game other than I see some twitch streamers play it from time to time
No.150517
>>150507
>>150513
they can show up almost anywhere
even your booty
No.150518
>>150512
Oh then you totally need to have some mustard greens. I could survive off of those.
>>150515
It's SP.
>>150515
Or else STAB STAB CUM STAB STAB.
No.150520
>>150518
meant to reply to >>150514
No.150521
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>>150513
do you think people with burn scars or whatever you call them
do you think they hurt?
and do you think anyone has ever had them on their butt?
sorry you got me thinking
>>150514
is it multiplayer?
I don't know, I have poor attention and am a perfectionist, harvest moon and other games like that drive me mad because of how you can't make your farm symmetrical and it's never perfect
>>150517
ooh?
do you know something about that?
what about like a freckledick?
>>150518
I've seriously never heard of mustard greens before tonight
do they taste like mustard?
No.150522
>>150518
Who is doing the stabbing and who is doing the cumming? Either way I wouldn't want to be stabbed right now so ok.
>>150519
Nooo! *Takes OJ*
No.150524
>>150521
Nah not really. The taste is pretty indescribable if they're cooked right.
Also Stardew is singleplayer.
>>150522
When you get it we're going to find a scary movie to watch. Me you and Sleepen.
No.150527
>>150520
No idea what you are talking about in terms of replies, when you gonna show your face in elite dangerous so I can blow your shit up with my far superior ship?
>>150521
Don't think so, but how do you feel about animal crossing?
No.150528
>>150526
let the bodies hit the
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
No.150529
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>>150521
Scar tissue wouldn't hurt, I think the chance of someone having scars on their butts is quite high.
No.150530
>>150521
just one mole near the base of my shaft, nothing crazy
No.150531
No.150532
>>150524
No scary! Just a regular one!
No.150533
>>150522
I'm sorry
I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too.
No.150534
>>150532
Hmm. How about Kung Fu Hustle? We shall watch that. The 3 of us. Get Burt's little ass in there too.
>>150533
YOU HEAR ME?
No.150535
>>150533
Nope not really but are you really? Better not be lying!
No.150536
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>>150524
what
if it's indescribable how are they good
>>150526
>
>>150527
it makes me sad when they move away
I remember on the gamecube one my little bunny moved away and it's so sad because they feel like friends
>>150529
do you think it like loosens up your butt, or just makes it look scary?
>>150530
that's kind of cute though
porn always makes me sad because everyone is perfect looking and doesn't have nice little things like moles
No.150537
>>150531
what's good baby?
No.150538
how many points do you think this word is worth in scrabble? https://youtu.be/L78yVFeyvRo?t=31s
No.150539
>>150536
It just tastes good. Give it a shot, why don't ya. I'm pretty good at recommending things!
No.150540
I've loved. All I've needed: love.
Sordid details following.
No.150541
>>150534
Yea I like it, I'm down.
No.150542
>>150536
I am totally in agreement with you there
No.150543
No.150544
>>150536
Aw well then be a better neighbor so they don't move away!
Is the little bunny you talking about bunnie? The best animal crossing character who is in all of them.
No.150545
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>>150536
I think it would be ok, I mean scars don't bother me. Though is someone had internal scarring it would make them less sensitive to butt stuff, but it would depend on the damage for sure
No.150546
disturbed is actually good btw
No.150548
>>150539
I might
you are good at recommendations, I can't think of a time I've disliked something you've given me to listen and all the things you've told me to watch look good
I wanna watch that one Japanese one you told me about while drunk once
>>150544
no this one
that one is cute looking too though
>>150545
that sounds like it would be horrible to not feel it as much. I wonder how you would get internal scarring around your butt?
No.150549
>>150547
The shrieking of nothing is killing me
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
No.150551
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>>150548
Probably shoving stuff up there, I'd imagine someone could break something fragile in themselves, I mean look at all those programs where people do stupid shit and get injured all the time.
No.150553
>>150548
Ah yes, would that be Blue Spring? If so, I assume I've already shown you Thee Michelle Gun Elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtuMlfh8wnI
This webm is a scene from that movie. The actor actually stood out there in not moving an inch from dusk until dawn. I thought this scene was amazing.
No.150554
>>150548
Aw okay, I don't think I've ever had that one in my games. I generally always restart my towns until I get bunnie in them, she my best friend in animal crossing. I'm just waiting for nintendo to release another one and then it also to be shit cause amiibos are cancer.
No.150555
>>150552
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet is glowing
No.150556
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>>150550
I remember this in a weird thread on /v/ once
reminds me of the original deus ex or system shock for some reason
thank you for posting it
>>150551
oh yeah definitely
you always hear about people shoving glass bottles inside
I'm surprised I've never had to go to the emergency room for something like that. One time I was using the tip of a shampoo bottle while in the shower and I fell on it
>>150553
yeah that one
you know of all this really cool stuff, you give off a similar feeling. It's cool
>>150554
did you watch the direct yesterday?
they've bastardized just about everything they had
No.150557
>>150556
Thank you. I am a huge cinephile. I've seen tons of films so if you or anyone needs a recommendation or something I can give you a good one based on how you're feeling. I'm also pretty good at recommending movies based on moods. I am very passionate about this medium and I absolutely love talking about it.
No.150558
>>150556
No I've been anti nintendo for about the last 3 years or so. To the point my aspy friend is no longer friends with me cause hes in love with nintendo and has spent hundreds on amiibos.
I'll just wait for e3 and watch how the NX is gonna be shit and not get it. If I get anything this year in terms of gaming stuff its gonna be an oculus rift.
No.150560
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>>150556
Mhm you see people doing crazy things like firing fireworks from their butt etc. People can be silly at times.
No.150561
>>150559
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
No.150562
>>150560
>fireworks from their butt etc
No.150563
>>150562
You never seen jackass?
No.150566
>>150563
oh no I own all three
but since I got back that was the first post I read
was confused
No.150567
No.150569
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>>150557
it really is cool
I want to build up my attention span and watch an entire movie at once again so I can get recommendations
>>150558
I don't think amiibos are entirely horrible, they seemed ok at first when it was just smash
but the way they're pushing it so aggressively into everything is disappointing.
I just want like a new advance wars or another forgotten IP and for them to do it right
>>150564
I new what it was from the thumbnail alone
that's probably not good
No.150572
>>150569
When you do, you know who to ask.
No.150573
>>150569
Custom robo, I think you said custom robo cause thats what smash and nintendo needs to do for me to care about any game they will release anytime soon.
No.150575
No.150576
>>150572
please no not these
at least the clean shaven one is the female