No.153655
who wants to jerk off with me?~
No.153656
>>153655
i kinda do but i couldn't…
>>153641
so you won't let me wrap my lips around the tip of your cock and tease you with my tongue?
>>153640
oh…
well- i didn't know that you were…
sorry
No.153659
>>153656
no its fine you can worship me
but no lewd
>>153657
tap tap
No.153661
I'll be back to purge your filth later, I have more important shit to do.
No.153662
>>153639
where shold we start?
>>153655
>>153646
Make me want to~
>>153647
No, hard lewd!
>>153650
Better!
>>153653
Right here!
No.153663
>>153632
>beware
I think you mean "slaughter"
>>153639
Yay! I've always wanted to stalk someone!
>>153640
Great! I'm wearing bunny ears right now and it makes me feel super cute!
No.153665
>>153662
hmm…? and what does that entail?
you clearly already want to~
No.153666
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>>153663
You still wearing those ears baka? :)
No.153667
File: 1457307303471.png (767.15 KB, 1000x812, 250:203, 09c9f39fd7a38d3c29e17b34ab….png)
>>153655
put a bullet up your dick
>>153656
no never ever you'd be shot on sight
>>153654
don't be a slut you stupid
No.153668
>>153663
hehe im glad you are good baka
No.153669
>>153659
can i lick your legs?
>>153662
let me lick your cock — please
>>153663
o:
stalk me and hunt me down, then pounce on me in my sleep
>>153667
with cum?
No.153670
>>153665
hmmm, something fun
Not one thing n particular~
>>153669
Go ahead
No.153671
File: 1457307451063.jpg (2.34 MB, 1800x2559, 600:853, a4d8f35ab1ccdb7ee810313e41….jpg)
>>153669
you stupid slutty whore
end your stupid dumb life
stupid
No.153672
>>153667
I even was lewd with you since this post lmao
No.153674
No.153675
>>153670
fun? i know what would be fun, something like making out and jerking each other off
No.153676
>>153666
Yeah! I'm wearing em right now!
I just feel so cute with them on, it's kinda weird.
>>153669
or I could just watch you sleep and go through your house and find out who you know and who you are before talking to you, and when i do talk to you i'll be the perfect match for you!
Or I could just tie you up and fuck you~
No.153677
>>153662
oh boy, I don't ever remember a cute cato like this doing all these /lewd/ things
>>153624
but it could be, you just aren't trying hard enough.
>>153630
so much so
No.153679
Actually got around to watching the first episode of Texhnolyze. It is actually pretty damn interesting atm. Will definitely continue.
No.153681
File: 1457307581226.jpg (520.16 KB, 908x1534, 454:767, d92132419faf86f8ad7af82a15….jpg)
>>153676
You should get a bunny tail to go with the ears
No.153682
>>153670
i would…
>>153671
i probably should, sorry
>>153676
i've been told im a cute sleeper before..
will you be gentle for me?
either way i would love it…
No.153683
>>153675
With fingers probing each other's holes?
>>153677
I can't help it sometimes~
No.153684
>>153669
well you would have to ask my husband tomorrow when he is home from work ok?
for now i can pat your head though!
pat pat
>>153677
indeed!!!!
No.153685
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>>153672
with me?
when was this
stupid ninja homo
No.153687
>>153673
*russian leg sweeps you
No.153688
>>153685
Check your sock drawer my cum is all over them bitches and your shoes
No.153689
>>153681
Nah, I'm thinking about buying a skirt!
>>153682
Hm… I don't know, i'll have to see when I get there.
No.153691
>>153683
there's no need to help it.
>>153684
how you doing date?
No.153692
>>153681
Hey, MAGI. How ya doing today?
No.153693
>>153688
jokes on you
I don't wear shoes
I walk around exclusively in my newly cumstained long socks
No.153694
>>153692
Not long up, just chatting and having a browse, what about yourself?
No.153695
File: 1457307955653.jpg (74.48 KB, 425x594, 425:594, 20150422064255-10729d6c-me….jpg)
No.153696
>>153683
our hands would be very busy then~
No.153698
>>153691
as bright as the 4th of july
and as chipper as someone who scores a game winning homerun in the bottom of the 9th!
No.153699
>>153684
okay…
petting ahh..
>>153689
please do~ <3
No.153700
>>153693
*cums on your keyboard*
No.153701
File: 1457308077485.jpg (128.17 KB, 640x457, 640:457, 4decacfeacf66a3d233b0024b0….jpg)
>>153696
why are tits so fucking gross looking when there's no dick
>>153700
*licks it up*
No.153702
>>153694
quit pretending like you dont like me, man
it's getting old
No.153703
>>153694
I am doing fine, just watched the 1st episode of Noun's favourite anime, Texhnolyze. It is actually very interesting. Will definitely continue the series.
Shimoneta: Will continue eventually
Madoka Magica: Dunno whether or not to continue.
No.153704
>>153701
*licks your tongue and steals it from you*
No.153705
>>153701
>>153704
…It's good that you are having fun, at least…
No.153706
>>153696
Isn't that half the fun?
No.153707
File: 1457308231065.jpg (491.28 KB, 1697x1273, 1697:1273, konachan-com-103701-anthro….jpg)
>>153695
more so than you will ever understand.
No.153708
File: 1457308234487.png (525.13 KB, 805x637, 115:91, 3c69b9fe0f007ef816f2de1159….png)
>>153704
fuck off that's theft I can press charges
No.153709
>>153703
noun likes the tunnel chink anime?
No.153710
File: 1457308301988.jpg (142.63 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-b28bdce0e80e62fca65….jpg)
>>153703
I've yet to see Texhnolyze myself, I put off playing a VN last night, might start it very soon. You going to continue on with it?
No.153711
>>153707
what's so hard to understand?
No.153712
>>153708
My names written on it
No.153713
>>153706
i like to keep hands free so they can do whatever they want and touch everywhere
No.153714
i committed rape in a dream last night…
No.153716
>>153714
why couldn't it have been me…
No.153717
>>153710
See >>153703 for the answer. It is in the 3rd sentence.
What VN are you planning to play?
No.153718
>>153698
wow, that's a really nice way to be, what has you in such a chipper mood?
>>153711
my dick
No.153719
>>153713
that is also a good way to go
No.153721
File: 1457308442513.png (893.07 KB, 777x860, 777:860, 20a7772cd833d171d101e35e1d….png)
>>153712
there's like a little tiny thing of your name somewhere in the cum?
No.153722
>>153716
i know how u feel…
No.153723
>>153722
that got raped i mean
No.153724
>>153720
yes, you posted good music before. give me your steam now.
No.153725
>>153721
*writes my name in marker on my cum*
No.153726
>>153723
yeah, i know
i feel the same
No.153727
No.153728
>>153718
well my bf, im currently on the phone with him since he is in bed so im with him til he falls asleep
No.153729
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>>153725
but I found it on my keyboard so it's mine now
Finders keepers
No.153730
>>153727
just dress like a girl and walk around the city at night until it happens
No.153731
Master's eating at a power tool restaurant, a hitachi place or something, and I'm bored as hell. And why is Blood such a slut.
No.153732
>>153730
im not cute enough
>>153731
me?
sorry
No.153733
>>153731
another fuck boi
just label them all as useless fuck bois because that's what they are
No.153734
>>153724
Im not ready for a relationship, jus' wanna be friends
No.153735
>>153732
aww shucks
well theres always craigslist
heres an ad i put out
No.153736
No.153737
>>153734
what
i dont wanna be in a relationship with you
gimme your steam
No.153738
>>153736
yeah i know!
that's my dream
No.153739
>>153729
*Steals your keyboard*
No.153740
>>153732
Yes, you! I assume you might want to be called MTR, but Blood has fewer syllables.
>>153733
Now now, fuccbois can be very useful!
No.153741
File: 1457309112903.png (536.03 KB, 555x800, 111:160, 229f1427b656a0665cfb5faf37….png)
>>153717
Swan Song, I meant to start it last night but got way laid lol Going to def play it tonight and probably some stardew valley
No.153742
>>153737
fiiiiinnne
Mechaflash007
No.153743
File: 1457309166333.jpg (65.5 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, ca28c8e94947f37be7c0efb85a….jpg)
>>153740
>fuccbois can be very useful!
That's true
Hey Skandi <3 how's you?
No.153744
>>153741
Good luck and have fun, then.
No.153745
>>153740
feel free to call met that- i heard there was someone else who used that name tho
>>153738
it sounds so nice
No.153747
>>153746
i-i'm not some toy to steal !
No.153748
>>153728
nice nice, enjoy your conversations.
No.153749
>>153744
Thanks, hope you have a good night too <3
No.153750
>>153740
for about 5 minutes then they fuck off to someone else
No.153751
>>153748
thank you
i hope you enjoy your evening as well!
No.153752
>>153742
okay nice i'll add u in a sec
so whats been on your mind, buddy?
>>153745
i know it!
what are some of your non-lewd i guess cuddling fantasies?
No.153753
File: 1457309339244.png (641.47 KB, 618x897, 206:299, e3e12694c5ee954eccdf8e8156….png)
>>153747
no
you're a robot
No.153755
>>153754
would you even want my attention?
>>153752
getting groped while cuddling
falling asleep on a guys chest
uhhh
idk
No.153756
>>153754
there r no ladies here, sadly
No.153758
>>153743
I'm doing alright! I've been writing a lot today, and being productive tends to make me feel better! What about you, then, you've been doing your standard music searching?
>>153745
Oh right yes, there is a Blood-chan or something somewhere! But not here, so I'll just call you Blod for simplicity's sake. Or "slut", which seems to be something I might want to call you a lot.
>>153750
Which is sometimes convenient! You don't always want someone to be in your bed when you wake up!
>>153754
Hiya, Burt of prey!
No.153759
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>>153754
here take this
it's Special K brand attention
>>153757
what does that even mean
are we almost at the point of cyborgs
No.153760
>>153752
alcohol
will trump really make america great again
i bet I could build that in minecraft
alcohol
the jews
money for dem programs
No.153761
>>153755
hmm
how's this? (kinda lewd but hey)
taking a shower w/ another guy and washing each other
that also seems dope af to me
No.153762
>>153758
call me whatever you want master…
>>153761
that seems nice enough
No.153763
>>153758
I do want someone
No.153764
>>153762
Geez anon you are lewd! What is your name?
No.153766
>>153764
Call me MTR or blood~
Soo would you?
>>153765
-attention-
No.153767
>>153762
You have so totally gotten the wrong person if you want a master. Unless you want to cut an "S" into your leg, of course, it's always nice to have a few more people who've done that.
>>153763
Well, then you don't want a fuccboi!
No.153768
>>153759
I'm a shapeshifter
No.153769
>>153760
my dad is terrified of trump and thinks he'd ruin the country, but honestly he doesn't seem that bad to me… we're both right so it's not about radically different political belieefs either
>>153762
also
this just popped in my head
what kind of music would your ideal bf listen to?
metal, like you? something else? ideas?
No.153770
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>>153754
Looks good Burt :)
>>153758
Sounds good, nothing like a bit of productivity to help bring you out of a little slump <3
I'm not long up, yep searching for some music and looking at what new books are out. All the while browsing and checking pricing on parts for the new build.
What you up to tonight?
No.153771
>>153768
shift into a strong muscular man then
No.153772
>>153767
all there is is fuckbois
No.153773
>>153765
ik man.. not just because girls are cuter
but also ive found females tend to be better people
No.153774
>>153771
*transforms into strong muscular man*
No.153775
File: 1457309839782.png (123.43 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nl433tQiJs1qa94xto1….png)
No.153776
File: 1457309888078.jpg (283.12 KB, 1637x1509, 1637:1509, 04c7d3c9cd55cbcead15d53250….jpg)
>>153774
now hold me and fuck me raw
No.153777
>>153774
muscular men are the best..
No.153778
No.153779
>>153777
mfw at football game and these guys have their shirts off and the guy with the cutest face has the best body
No.153781
>>153766
thank you
>>153770
I always do
>>153773
both men and women are equally cruel
No.153782
>>153767
carve it into my back with your nails…
>>153769
I don't know–
like honestly anything as long as he appreciates me somewhat…
>>153772
sorry master.
>>153775
i think i said 'let me wrap my lips around your cock and tease you with my tongue'
something along those lines…
No.153783
>>153769
my dumb parents think the same, Im to fed up with this entire country to bother participating in anything non-compulsory (taxes)
No.153784
>>153776
*fucks you raw but doesn't hold since that's gay*
>>153777
I want to fuck you until you break
No.153785
>>153770
Ooh, you're getting yourself a new computer?
And I'm up to nothing! I'll be drinking and watching LPs, and talking to master when he gets back! A fairly normal night.
>>153772
Not really! I know one gay couple my age that's been together for four years, at least, so it's not impossible or anything. It's just that fags are sluts!
>>153782
Nah. It's more fun if you do it yourself.
No.153786
>>153781
no women are much less cruel!
>>153783
my dad isnt dumb though!
and why are you fed up?
it's the greatest country of all time
No.153787
>tfw every time im on mic with my bf im blushing and feel butterflies in my stomach
No.153788
No.153789
>>153785
i would have to strongly disagree with that…
No.153790
>>153779
hot…
>>153780
Yes?
>>153782
i don't even know what to say
No.153791
File: 1457310325678.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
No.153792
File: 1457310333856.png (1015.97 KB, 1000x1411, 1000:1411, 6ca89e7cfedefe448a2a7816a1….png)
>>153784
what if I held onto you while sitting in your lap
it's not gay if I forcefully do it
No.153793
>>153784
tfw i break easy
you won't have any fun with me…
No.153794
>>153790
how do you not know what to say?
was i not clear ?
No.153795
>>153789
Why do you think you're allowed to disagree?
>>153791
Uhm! They've been together for four years, so I don't really think either of them would go for some stranger just because I said so!
No.153796
>>153790
he also had awesome eyes and eyelashes
hooooo
but anyway WHAT IS UP
No.153797
File: 1457310427802.jpg (60.25 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 01f263a8ea09cc2f23f6ce6f8e….jpg)
>>153785
Sound's like a good night or relaxing :)
I'll have it built within the next fortnight/3 weeks. More likely 2. http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/T94TXL
No.153798
>>153792
I'd probably slap you and hold you by the wrists since holding is gay
>>153793
Yea probably not, oh well there's tummy kisses at least
No.153799
>>153786
hasn't been true for me is all
No.153800
>>153790
I haven't seen you in ages
How've you been?
No.153801
>>153798
zzz fucking boring whore ky
No.153802
No.153803
>>153786
almost everyone and everything treats you like a kid in highschool (tv shows, advertising, media, news, politicians) I kinda want to move, but no cash, and no 140 IQ to get a Visa
No.153804
>>153797
I know absolutely nothing about computers, so that parts list just looks like gibberish to me. I assume you know what you're doing, though!
No.153805
File: 1457310596629.png (25.47 KB, 915x822, 305:274, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.41.18….png)
No.153806
>>153795
because i really want someone to scratch their name into my back ._.
No.153807
>>153803
oh
i dont really feel like that but okay
No.153808
>>153805
You are to them!
>>153806
Too bad that won't happen in a while, so in the meantime you can cut an S into your leg.
No.153809
i missed the new thread post and was sitting in the old one for like 30min
No.153810
>>153804
I do, it's not that hard, it looks more complicated than it actually is, basically it'll run Witcher 3 on Ultra. Which is what I set out to do, so it's a fairly high spec, but on a budget.
No.153811
No.153812
File: 1457310757812.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
No.153813
>>153808
i dont think i can do that…
No.153814
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>>153809
awwee there there frog poster
No.153815
No.153816
File: 1457310762191.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
No.153818
someone tell my mom to stop watching frozen downstairs so fucking loud
No.153819
>>153807
well I feel annoyed and patronized constantly
No.153820
File: 1457310960815.png (525.26 KB, 752x1517, 752:1517, adbee1b5750a125074a978faab….png)
No.153821
>>153811
im trump
sorry mate
>>153814
>>153817
well done
No.153822
>>153810
I'm on a budget laptop from 2011, so I've got nothing to say about computer stuff.
>>153812
Are you implying that the gay couple I know are regulars on /lewd/?
>>153813
Well, fine, it was worth a shot! So you're a slut and boring!
>>153818
HEY, BAKA'S MUM! STOP WATCHING FROZEN SO LOUD!
No.153823
Exodus gods and kings was ok.
Mozes was fucking cringeworthy in the beginning though, it's also basically the story of an atheist who becomes a jew because of a child actor with some special egytpian rape.
No.153824
No.153825
>>153820
yes
"LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOO"
i can hear that shit through my fucking door
>>153822
thank you skandi, i think she got the message, i can't hear anything now
No.153826
Gas the kikes, race war now.
No.153828
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>>153822
I'm on a budget laptop atm, but can't wait to build, it's going to be a long 2 weeks lol
>>153823
Hey Tokai <3 How's you?
>>153825
Tell her to stfu.. lol
No.153829
>>153818
ew…
>>153819
find media that doesnt patronize
also how is that a u.s. problem?
>>153821
it's cool i still love u
No.153830
>>153828
Just watched that movie, gonna sleep soon but first drink some more
No.153833
>>153826
Its too late, gas them tomorrow
>>153829
the US problem is the smugness and the rabid PCness
No.153834
>>153824
It's fine, some day you'll find someone whose name you'd gladly cut into your leg, and you'll know that he's the one.
>>153825
No problem! I assume it was your text-to-speech programme that made it work!
>>153826
War the gases, kike race now.
>>153828
Man, I should really get a new laptop at some point. I'm stuck with ~2005 games if I want decent framerates at the moment.
>>153831
But you know them anyway?
No.153836
>>153833
so tell the pc people to fuck off
it's ez
No.153838
>>153836
no itz not, Id rather just move than deal with cuckservatives and libruls
No.153839
>>153827
me too
>>153834
i want them to do it for me….
No.153840
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No.153841
>>153837
its almost like sex based on consensual loving and caring is better!
No.153842
No.153843
>>153830
Did you not like it? What you drinking?
>>153834
I know your pain, I struggle with games on this, it's really bad, just 2 more weeks and I'll be able to not have to worry about framerates and if a game actually runs
>>153837
It just is :)
No.153844
>>153833
I'll do it anyways.
>>153834
Now this is pod racing.
No.153845
>>153842
Bladestorm nightmare
its a musou game
No.153847
>>153838
any other first world country probably has it even worse
look at europe
but also dont back down from these pc niggers like a fuckin pussy boy
>>153840
tell me something
No.153848
>>153841
shut up shut up
stupid meanie
No.153849
>>153839
You want that now, but some day you'll find someone who makes your kokoro go all doki doki, and makes you want to cut yourself!
>>153844
Don't try to pretend you don't want to see a kike race. Who is the fastest kike? We simply don't know until we've all seen the kike race.
>>153846
your gay
No.153850
the taste of blood is still in my mouth from last night
it is pretty nice.
No.153851
>>153841
let's have some of that
No.153852
exodus: gods and kings
movie critics:
MOZES IS (kinda) WHITE??!! WHITEWASHING!!! RACIST MOVIE
THE BIBLE IS NOT REAL, NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
WHAT IS 3D, I HATE 3D
christian movie critics
yuh pretty nice movie, don't like the agnostic undertone tho 8/10
>>153843
it was ok
some bavaria beer but I had Jupiler and Toscane wine earlier
No.153853
>>153848
uhh whats going on in that picture
No.153854
>>153853
special modifications to ships
No.153855
>>153850
How long did it continue to bleed for?
>>153852
I hope the rest of your night goes well <3
No.153856
>>153855
a bit more than an hour and a half
and in the night it bled some more
No.153857
n ni
>>153855
thanks, imma just go read until I sleep
No.153858
>>153847
If I won the lottery Id move to france actually
when I get condescending remarks from people, itll be because im not french, not because I woke up this morning
No.153859
>>153856
Did you suck on the cloth?
>>153857
Nini <3 sweet dreams
No.153860
Mika let me wake up for a bit, then we'll have a lot of fun.
No.153861
No.153862
File: 1457312228856.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
>>153849
not if I gay you first
No.153863
>>153859
no, i licked it some of it off though.
>>153860
hi master-
No.153864
>>153860
mhmm, itll be a bit before im able to do anything as well
No.153865
Is anyone else here currently laughing about >mexican intellectuals
No.153867
File: 1457312534626.jpg (1.15 MB, 1163x1172, 1163:1172, 9d9b97ea2feb7b552977108857….jpg)
>>153865
they're only good for greasy food and manual labor
No.153869
>>153863
Yes, yes, I am your master. Though I am a benevolent master who will allow you to call others master and flirt/lewd with them as well. And you will do all this but only because I, your true master allows it. Understood, turbo-sissy?
>>153864
Good! We're on the same page.
>>153865
You better have voted for Trump.
No.153870
>>153869
yes, i understand master.
thank you
No.153871
>>153868
>linking cuckchan
No.153873
>>153862
I'll gay your butt.
No.153874
>>153867
I'm a great mexican mind
No.153875
File: 1457313126911.jpg (780.23 KB, 1660x2080, 83:104, 7c6ba022967cb0515e2d0b2fc7….jpg)
>>153874
e-except the good ones
you're definitely smarter than me so I'm not exactly in a position to talk
No.153876
>>153875
It's ok I forgive you. Also tomorrow is monday
No.153878
>>153877
fake noun!
how are you ?
No.153879
>>153877
I bet you're pretty weird.
No.153880
>>153877
Personally, I'm 100% normal.
No.153881
File: 1457313510887.jpg (192.56 KB, 422x482, 211:241, bc96d8bd22398915aeb71fb2e9….jpg)
>>153878
I am good!
>>153879
>>153880
I am the only normal one!
No.153882
>>153877
What was that for?
No.153883
>>153881
You're a Horo-posting freak!
No.153884
File: 1457313588216.jpg (82.76 KB, 964x941, 964:941, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.40.05….jpg)
>>153873
jokes on you I have no butt…. ;_;
No.153885
>>153884
I have no butt and I must scream.
No.153886
File: 1457313653924.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
>>153882
i bet you shoot people for fun!
>>153883
You're a giant-eyed animu posting weirdo!
No.153887
>>153881
ah thats good to hear
i hope it stays that way
No.153888
>>153886
I don't even have eyes.
No.153889
>>153886
ur a wierd lewd rude dude tho
No.153890
>>153885
I'm not good looking
No.153891
>>153887
I am procrastinating a lot of things, so maybe not
>>153888
Your eye-spaces are HUGE!
>>153889
Well you're a weird cute-rule-63 posting wirdo!
No.153892
>tfw im the only p.ure i.nnocent and normal person here
No.153893
>>153886
I shoot people because they NEED to be shot!
No.153894
>>153890
Even if you look really terrible you still have a butt, though, and a dick, unless you've been in a weird horrible accident.
No.153895
File: 1457313844996.jpg (92.55 KB, 731x960, 731:960, 1796464_10153843581319839_….jpg)
>>153891
:3 this gif always makes me smiles its really cute!
No.153896
No.153897
>>153892
the only thing i see there is slutty and lewd…
seems about right
No.153899
>>153891
You can't say that while posting a giant-eyed Horo!
>>153892
Joke's on you, I'm 300% unsullied.
No.153900
File: 1457313963407.jpg (59.21 KB, 700x1002, 350:501, c63249c7f927fc8792a2ee5367….jpg)
>>153893
No, you do it for fun!
>>153895
You're really cute!
>>153899
Well!
too bad!
Cute things!
No.153901
>>153896
:T darling dont make fun off me!!
>>153897
B-but shrine maidens like me are not slutty !
>>153899
Skandi <3 well me and you only >.>
No.153903
>>153902
burt i saw you flirting with magi last night!
plus you said you love a man named archer!!!!
pretty gay and lewd imo tbh
No.153905
>>153898
So you're good enough for quite a large percentage of fags!
>>153900
Cute things are cute?
>>153901
Well, I was joking, 'cause I'm totally sullied.
No.153907
>>153905
STATEMENT REGARDING YOUR P.URENESS REDACTED
No.153908
File: 1457314135646.jpg (38.13 KB, 599x696, 599:696, 0650aad7e5469b8a1ef54bbeee….jpg)
>>153904
See, only a cold-blooded murderer would do that!
>>153905
Yes!
No.153909
>>153903
No I was not doing that and I love the show archer!
No.153910
>>153909
;0 ok burt you are totally straight and dont have a hard on for magi
i believe you 100&
No.153914
No.153915
>>153906
Uh wait, are you in a terrible mood and I shouldn't be joking about this stuff?
>>153907
Too late! You've already implied that we're just as p.ure, and I'm not p.ure at all!
No.153916
>>153911
>>153912
>>153913
Burt you slut!
and i believed you !!!!
No.153917
>>153914
Is there anyone on /lewd/ you don't want?
No.153918
No.153919
>>153915
I'm the p.urest :D
>>153916
kek
No.153920
File: 1457314388496.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>153915
how could you skandi
No.153921
>>153915
:I
i have been bested by the drunk Nord….
No.153923
>>153918
Well, who?
>>153919
Yes, you are! Your butt hymen is titanium!
>>153920
I'm a dreadful mean evil monster!
>>153921
Yesss. Come with me downtown and we'll suck dicks by the dozen!
No.153924
Burt is pretty much the opposite of a slut.
No.153925
I'M the sluttyst poster, you damn fools.
No.153927
File: 1457314580490.jpg (47.63 KB, 511x720, 511:720, 1010191_10152378607584839_….jpg)
>>153923
i only suck akari's dick
No.153928
>>153923
some people that i make jokes about liking.
>>153926
how do i prove this?
No.153930
>>153922
pat pat
you ae A-ok burt
a man who enjoys wrestling would never lie!
No.153931
File: 1457314643240.jpg (135.41 KB, 1512x1025, 1512:1025, ss (2015-12-14 at 08.57.06….jpg)
No.153932
File: 1457314649397.jpg (349.3 KB, 720x986, 360:493, 97633397becb0140cccf70a42f….jpg)
>>153922
He doesn't go through with it, kek
Did you scalp the orcs?
>>153923
It is <3
>>153924
Burt's a good boy, but we could soon change that :D
No.153933
>>153927
Well, you can suck his dick a dozen times and I'll suck my master's dick a dozen times, and we'll both still be p.ure.
>>153928
wow
rude
>>153931
PS. I'm also a goblin, so if you get a bf I'll cuck you and impregnate him and then steal his butt-child.
No.153934
>>153924
Thank you
>>153929
that they are lying about me?
>>153930
good
>>153932
I stole a rug from them
No.153935
>>153933
right as rain Skandi!!!
No.153936
>>153928
kyokoanon@yahoo.com
No.153937
File: 1457314838120.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)
>>153933
>implying I'll actually get someone
No.153938
>>153934
Idk I'm not really paying attention lol but gud luck!
No.153939
File: 1457314928172.png (1.78 MB, 903x1275, 301:425, 8135c94026addee93a3917b29a….png)
>>153934
Nice <3 What kind of rug? How's bladestorm? I like a good Musou
No.153941
>>153937
as soon as they stop playing ring a ring o roses around Kyoko's shaft as soon as they get here
we just might
No.153942
>>153937
Stop being sad and go to bed!
>>153936
>dragging even more ïnnocent Amerikans into your web of depravity
No.153943
>>153938
you never save me bit
>>153939
some small rug.
its fun a bit odd and different from normal ones though certainly not for everyone
No.153945
>>153941
nah
>>153942
I'm not sads and no beds, I gotta make dinner first
No.153946
>>153943
I look forward to seeing it, can't wait to actually get playing myself
No.153947
>>153945
2am is not dinner time, you depressed spider!
No.153948
Time for TERROR…
FROM…
the DEEP.
No.153949
>>153945
I'm saying you need to kill Kyoko.
No.153950
File: 1457315298364.jpg (499.71 KB, 492x700, 123:175, 90512078b2ad52829cfac650d8….jpg)
>>153947
I had my dinner half an hour ago.. though I just slept all day :D
No.153951
>>153947
>not making a 3 course meal at 2am
No.153952
>>153947
is so
>>153948
rain's here's and's queer's
>>153949
I don't want to kill him though, he's pretty cool
No.153953
>>153944
roger
>>153946
watch some videos of it
No.153954
>>153950
But it not dinner time! You could at least call it a midnight snack!
>>153951
Of course! Absinth, followed by red wine, followed by water!
>>153952
Is not!
No.153955
>>153954
i meant solid foods Skandi!!
No.153956
>>153948
>>153953
I don't think it worked..
No.153959
>>153953
It's not the same ;~;
That and I don't want spoilered too much, before I go raping and pilaging
All as an elf girl :D
>>153954
I suppose I could just call it a meal
No.153960
>>153955
Red wine is soup if I put carrots in it.
>>153958
Too bad you're wrong!
>>153959
Alright, fine!
No.153961
>>153959
>Elf girl
Time to sell you to orcs. .
No.153962
>>153960
>not drinking your wine while eating a big wheel of cheese
No.153963
>>153956
must of missed
>>153959
what game are we talking about now?
No.153965
>>153931
Stop me.
>>153932
Let's not and say we didn't.
>>153934
No prob bae.
>>153944
I like this gif.
No.153967
>>153962
I carve several blocks of cheese into cups and drink wine out of them.
>>153964
*hug*
No.153968
File: 1457315751666.jpg (99.02 KB, 965x964, 965:964, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.23.43….jpg)
No.153969
>>153960
Fine :3
>>153961
Hey I'll be spending a good few hours making her look good too, gotta figure out a way to pimp her out in game to make some quick cash lol
>>153963
BDO, I'm going to mess people up.
>>153965
Why not? I think he'd like it a lot
No.153970
>>153969
as a ranger you will
No.153971
No.153972
No.153973
>>153962
>this cuck is still with akarin
No.153974
>>153967
ahhh Skinadi if i ever make it to the land of the nords you better invite me to a drink with your cups o cheese!
No.153975
>>153963
I always had terrible aim :(
>>153969
You're not getting paid!
No.153976
File: 1457315988958.jpg (118.2 KB, 1010x969, 1010:969, ss (2014-09-18 at 05.57.15….jpg)
>>153967
another one, leave the bottle
No.153977
>>153972
I don't forgive you.
>>153974
Skinadi! Date, are you drunk!
No.153979
>>153975
I never shot artillery before so I didnt know what i was doing
No.153980
>>153977
if you insist … ;-;
No.153981
>>153970
>I want that beer now..
I may be a ranger, I'll decide better when I have the game. Though the sound of being able to cancel animations to fuck people up sounds tempting.
>>153975
I'll be killing fools and taking their coin, can you steal stuff?
No.153982
>>153977
jkfhdgshdghsd
noooo D:
i mistyped im not too good at multi tasking ;_;
No.153984
>>153981
Ranger is the class with the elf character
No.153985
>>153968
Not at all. Why?
>>153969
I don't think he would.
No.153987
No.153988
>>153979
You could of killed us..
>>153981
Elves are born for sex! Hmm current npcs yea, if you fail the guards come after you
No.153989
>>153980
Keep in mind that it's 3am here and I barely remember what we're talking about. I'm sure you're fine.
>>153982
Well, you're forgiven for now! Just make sure to be drunk the next time I accuse you of being so!
No.153990
>>153978
hug me till your arms drop off
>>153985
oh alright
No.153991
>>153987
slut!
you better not send anything that belongs in the thread instead!
No.153992
No.153993
>>153984
Can the elf not be a few different classes though?
>>153985
He would
>>153988
Can you rob peoples homes?
No.153995
>>153992
lewd pictures~
those need to be posted publicly for everyone or sent to me
No.153996
File: 1457316470649.jpg (133.79 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
No.153997
>>153995
Jelousy isn't cute, Mika~
Gonna do everything with him tbh.
No.153998
>>153995
oh…
idk if i wanna do that
>>153997
pls
No.153999
>>153990
That's a bit much, I think.
>>153992
Stop being sad and start being slutty!
No.154000
File: 1457316556653.png (314.15 KB, 900x963, 100:107, ryoko_remastered_by_marius….png)
>>153993
Almost 100% sure you cant
No.154002
>>153993
My word is final and objective. There is no negotiations here. He would not.
No.154004
>>154000
Damn, that would have been funny
>>154002
I beg to differ…
No.154006
>>154003
I need my arms for all kinds of things!
No.154007
>>154006
Mainly fapping :D
No.154010
>>153988
but I didnt
>>153993
race is tied to class
>>153994
thanks
No.154012
>>154007
Idiot! I need them for fapping and for using Sadpanda!
>>154008
I do! Or else I'd have to drink through a straw!
>>154010
"Race is tied to class." - Burt, super racist, 2016
No.154013
>>154009
im not your waifu!
No.154014
File: 1457316959957.jpg (109.57 KB, 1024x715, 1024:715, fd467bc9306fc5548364d60144….jpg)
No.154015
File: 1457317018320.jpg (618.96 KB, 971x1366, 971:1366, cbe5a89f6382e587db3d08cff3….jpg)
>>154010
Ah I see, I'll have a good look when I get the game. I'll see what I fancy playing as then
>>154011
I'm not fighting, I was kidding about Burt, I'm just messing around :D
>>154012
Well you only need a finger for sadpanda.. lol
No.154016
>>154010
this game looks really fun
tell me more about it
>>154013
Why shouldnt you be?
No.154017
>>154011
fight dont let him win
>>154012
I stand by this quote
>>154015
Ranger is best
No.154018
File: 1457317106672.jpg (127.64 KB, 959x958, 959:958, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.25.43….jpg)
>>154012
that's fine now isn't it?
No.154019
>>154014
ill counter your bare naked lady with a fully kimonoed shrine maiden
No.154020
File: 1457317142087.jpg (19.48 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 108ae155528709efc4287e83bd….jpg)
No.154021
File: 1457317158326.jpg (323.13 KB, 700x922, 350:461, 8fb065e5902ffe592cf87ecb9a….jpg)
>>154019
Burt is my Bare Naked Lady!
No.154022
>>154015
Well Burt said I had to fight you now. Sorry that this has to happen.
No.154023
>>154004
I would beat you up if you came in my house!
>>154010
Just kill me now tbh and wow racist burt. Now the elves will kill us all!! Wait you're an elf..that makes you the uncle ruckus of elves.
No.154024
>>154016
i am strong and independent and i dont need no man!
No.154025
>>154015
I guess I only need a finger to cum, as well, if I can get the hang of butt stuff. Hm.
>>154018
Nope!
No.154026
>>154017
I'm definitely leaning towards ranger, it's my type of class for most Rpgs.
>>154022
As long as you don't mind me cutting you as we fight game on lol
>>154023
I'd wreck your shit up.. I'd kill your pets and all lol
No.154027
File: 1457317290126.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
No.154028
File: 1457317328331.jpg (19.48 KB, 236x333, 236:333, 108ae155528709efc4287e83bd….jpg)
No.154029
I want to lick bits asshole and fuck him after
No.154030
No.154032
File: 1457317384841.jpg (440.56 KB, 724x700, 181:175, 28cb73d9de806d18bd390d35b3….jpg)
>>154025
Get a vibrator and you can read as you get stimulated :3
>>154028
>
No.154033
>>154024
But what if I want you to need me?
No.154034
>>154016
you ever play dynasty warriors or those types of games? its like that but more focused on you and your units then just the officer instead
>>154014
yes
>>154023
I got an ear condition turned my normal ears into knife ears
>>154026
its the best class in all rpgs
No.154035
>>154026
No weapons allowed.
No.154036
>>154031
where's my hugs?
>>154028
no hug me!
No.154038
>>154033
Does my girl have a cute butt?
No.154039
>>154034
It is.. love using bows :D
>>154035
I wouldn't need a weapon, I'd just dig my nails in to cut you..
No.154040
>>154026
I'm not getting pets when I could just use an elf!
>>154029
No.154041
>>154032
"this mug is burning my, please take it already"
No.154042
File: 1457317594659.png (596.79 KB, 562x800, 281:400, 02a32fa80a6f75db9a9b4780b0….png)
No.154043
>>154034
I really want Coke for some reason…
>>154039
You have to clip/trim those down actually.
No.154044
>>154032
I can already do that by playing with my nipples, even when I'm not allowed to touch my dick! But yeah, I'll end up with a vibrator at some point in the very near future, probably.
>>154036
In Norway!
No.154046
>>154034
I need to go get some food, oh can you hear better now?
>>154042
No.154048
>>154037
damn
did my flirting check fail?
>>154038
i don't know if its really healthy for me to let you use all these degrading pronouns but
im pretty manly so i have a mans butt as well
No.154049
File: 1457317882111.png (697.48 KB, 849x1353, 283:451, bdcce2b7f003b000fae3bc59ba….png)
>>154040
I'll use you..
>>154041
*takes cup off your leg*
>>154043
Nah, I shape my nails, I like them extra sharp to dig in, and I'm a dirty fighter :D
>>154044
You should get it asap
No.154050
>>154048
you rolled a nat 1 my man, im sorry
show me your butt
and take a better pic of your dick~
No.154051
>>154039
they are the best!
>>154043
i want pepsi
>>154046
what?!
No.154052
>>154049
If you break the rules, you will lose. I will win by default. Don't you want to have a fair match?
No.154053
File: 1457317984186.jpg (211.46 KB, 460x837, 460:837, 89b4161e80ea7ba9946c43c63e….jpg)
>>154049
*checks for burns*
No.154054
>>154045
>>154047
Beat Britain.
>>154049
Yes yes! I just need to work up the courage to go buy one, or wait until a time when my dad won't be home for a week or so so I can order one!
No.154055
>>154048
Oh it's good for you, you will learn that in time. So, is it a cute butt? i'm pretty gay
No.154056
how do you make it so that nobody can see your friends on steam?
No.154057
File: 1457318107229.png (26.28 KB, 921x889, 921:889, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.42.46….png)
>>154054
I'll beat you up!
No.154058
>>154051
I have Pepsi.
>>154056
Total privacy is the only way.
No.154059
>>154058
how do i make it totally private?
No.154060
>>154050
But I thought that pic I took was pretty swell
Im not the best camwhore
>>154055
I guess it's alright although I'm not too sure
Honestly if you're a cutie im more than willing to take all these degrading master pronouns at the expense of my mental health
I'm just hoping youre the cute gay senpai
No.154061
File: 1457318250415.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>154051
Mhm looking forward to it
>>154052
It would be fair, nothing in the rules to say I can't take enjoyment of digging my nails in
>>154053
I wouldn't burn you Ema <3
>>154054
They come in discreet packaging though, you should be fine, unless your dad checks your mail.
>>154056
Not have any friends
No.154062
>>154059
It's in the profile settings.
>>154061
Yes there is. I made up the rules.
No.154063
>>154057
I'll let you.
>>154061
He doesn't open stuff, of course, but he'll still ask what it is! So I'd rather just wait.
No.154064
>>154060
id already had it before you sent it to me
:^)
No.154065
>>154062
i think i figured it out….
>>154061
oh :c
No.154066
File: 1457318475420.jpg (825.29 KB, 1280x1854, 640:927, b3a1271ba177885d87fde03cbb….jpg)
>>154062
Rules are there to be bent or broken
>>154063
Just tell him it's something else. Or order 2 things one being the vibrator and the other something different and just tell him the normal thing, it's not like he's ever going to see it lol
No.154067
>>154063
that's no good, miles wouldn't like that
No.154068
>>154061
*goes back to hugging you then*
No.154069
File: 1457318509632.jpg (47.63 KB, 511x720, 511:720, 1010191_10152378607584839_….jpg)
>>154054
>/////<
ok i didnt expect this but im saving it to use to reply to akari when im lewd >.>
No.154072
>>154065
Good, because I haven't.
>>154066
Looks like I win. This is great because that means I win without breaking a sweat. Or doing anything. Just like usual.
No.154073
File: 1457318624293.jpg (296.35 KB, 500x697, 500:697, 5f26974a2fce4424d08133a59e….jpg)
No.154075
>>154066
I'll just wait. I'm terrified of him finding out.
>>154067
Well uh, you're actually right, he doesn't like my mild masochism.
>>154069
It took me like sixty seconds! I literally just googled "manga dick colored", even! You can do a better job if you put like 3 minutes into it.
No.154076
I'm trying very hard to become Burt.
No.154077
>>154060
Maybe you can earn a pic if you try…
I'm going to grab breakfast now though.
No.154079
>>154064
Shit really?
That pic wasnt all that common either
What are your sources?
>>154077
I mean…
enjoy your breakfast senpai
No.154085
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>>154070
<3
>>154072
Nah, we haven't started, but I'd like to see what you did first, I like to bleed a bit before I decide to stand on your windpipe
>>154075
I understand, hope you get it soon though :)