No.154080
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>>154075
just keep the hugs coming then
No.154081
No.154082
>>154071 (Magi)
You're so warm…
No.154084
>>154074
can i taste you?
>>154072
just everything private
No.154086
I am styling on the enemies
>>154076
I am honored
No.154087
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>>154084
Where would you like to taste me?
No.154088
who is the fairest cutest and p.urest shrine maiden of them all??
No.154090
>>154079
does the name dungeonmaster ring a bell? because thats what it was saved as
No.154091
No.154092
>>154088
Reimu-sama!
>>154089
ah! you scared me… don't shout
No.154093
>>154082
I'm always warm, I'm hot blooded :D
No.154094
>>154080
Slap me instead! Master's at a restaurant, he won't ever know!
>>154085
I will! I've been doing my research, I'll probably end up with a cheapish jelly buttplug to begin with, just to see if there's even any point in investing any more into it.
No.154096
>>154092
I couldn't help it
No.154097
>>154091
Oh my…. >.<
>>154093
hnn you're the best <3
No.154098
you silly English kniggits
No.154099
>>154094
you raunchy minx
you'd best not stop sucking then
No.154100
No.154101
>>154092
:3 smart you are!
No.154105
>>154085
It's too bad, I'd win anyways because I'm a snitch. Or the judge, which is me, would see your nails right away.
>>154084
Yes. That's it.
No.154106
>>154102
thanks
Sweet music bro
No.154107
>>154104
Well, sorry, I'm drunk and master's busy, I need to let out steam somehow.
No.154108
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No.154109
PURGING XENO SCUM UNDERWATER ON SUBHUMAN DIFFICULTY IS AS HARD AS A TRANNY MUTANT'S TITS
No.154110
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>>154107
I'd rather not take advantage to be quiet honest
No.154111
>>154105
its a thing i did
No.154112
>>154109
lol subhuman - meant superhuman (max difficulty)
No.154113
Come oooon 8chan…..
>>154096
i almost peed myself..
>>154100
i don't know, i don't know, i don't knooow
>>154101
Oh no, i'm not very smart… i can barely relate to people emotionally
No.154114
>>154108
What are you? An anime? You can't move that fast.
No.154115
No.154116
>>154106
ya gotta pay the troll toll
No.154117
>>154113
you don't know…?
so its a no?
No.154118
>>154113
nah you are fine enough dont worry!
No.154119
Oh my god, 8ch!!!
>>154108
doing anything fun tonight? <3
No.154120
>>154108
I trust that, since that's the exact same set Dotter recommended. But they don't deliver those to Norway, for whatever reason, so I'll have to deal with local stuff! I'll probably just order from a Norwegian site.
>>154110
Don't take me too seriously! I wouldn't actually do lewd stuff with anyone without master's permission!
No.154122
>>154116
you gotta pay the troll toll to get in
No.154123
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>>154113
You should be more careful, then
No.154124
>>154090
ya i change my name a bunch on steam/animus
i posted on animus as
>
probably posted it with that name
No.154125
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>>154114
I can move fast when I want to, I was good at gymnastics..
>>154119
Not really sadly, just relaxing listening to music and chatting
What about yourself?
>>154120
What about these? http://www.wanta.co.uk/en/Products/1447/Tip-Tap-Anal
No.154126
>>154121
EVERYONE JUST KEEPS DYING
FUCKING PURGE XENO SCUM
FIRE THE GAUSS CANNONS
GLORY GOES TO THE FIRST TO DIE
No.154127
Did you know EVE is the best game?
No.154128
>>154120
puts me in a bad spot though, feeds my urge to dom but pokes at my morals whiling kicking me depression
No.154129
>>154127
EVE online is really good if you're in null sex
No.154130
>>154127
>not saying csgo is the best game
No.154131
>>154125
They'll cost £8.50 just to get them delivered, not even counting the cost of the product. Again, I'll just get something local! I just wish I lived in a bigger country.
>>154128
Oh uh, sorry, I didn't mean to do anything bad! I was just absent-mindedly flirting.
No.154132
>>154115
hell yeah it is
it's foreigner
what's up Magi?
>>154122
Now you have to say where.
No.154133
>>154130
csgo is fucking cancer
No.154134
>>154125
I'm sure, but you can't move so fast my eyes couldn't see it. No human can do that. Even if one person could, I doubt it would be you.
No.154135
>>154129
This is true
It is also really good if you are into trading and making bank in hisec
>>154130
No.154136
>>154132
To get into this boys soul
No.154137
>>154131
Sorry Skandi, just get a jelly one if you can find one locally. That will get you used to it, but I highly recommend a vibrator.
>>154132
I'm grand, just chilling, what about yourself?
>>154134
Oh you'd see it, but I would have you incapacitated and on the ground in a few seconds. Then I'd have some fun maybe pin you down as I carve my name into you :3
No.154138
>>154131
Skandi get a dragon dildo!
No.154139
>>154136
the first time I heard it I thought he said 'boy's hole'
that wasn't just me, right?
>>154137
I've been feeling increasingly better the past few days
I feel awesome right now
and I'm sober, too!
No.154140
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>>154138
He want's to ease into it, not have a hole like a wizards sleeve, at least not straight away
No.154141
>>154130
>rng spray simulator
>1000$ cosmetic simulator
>good game
No.154142
>>154137
I have plenty of time to react though. Then bam, disqualified.
No.154143
>tfw you just got off a 5 hour call with your bf after he finally falls asleep
life is good
No.154144
>>154137
Vibrators are super expensive, and the ones that aren't are terrible! But I suppose they're the end goal for me, anyway, if the introductory butt stuff works out.
>>154138
I'm not a furry like you! Scaly? Tomaty? Whatever!
No.154145
>>154139
Well frank is saying that but the lyrics are supposed to be soul not hole but frank cant sing it right
No.154146
gonna go forage the concrete jungle for some pizza
back soon
No.154147
>>154141
>not being a purist of cs and playing the game as it is and enjoying every second of it because all aspects of the game including in match economy tactics and teamwork is appealing
sorry frog poster but we will have to agree to disagree
No.154148
PORT ATTACK IN THE USA FUCK'S SAKE
TAKE 'EM OUT
No.154149
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>>154139
That's good to hear, hope it continues for you <3
>>154142
I'm not saying you wouldn't try to react, but I'd have you on the ground in no time. And no rules would save you..
>>154144
I got mine for £13 off amazon, a jelly anal vibrator. It's good it's silly paying too much for them as they can break
>>154146
K Tak catch you later
No.154150
>>154131
you're fine cutie
No.154151
>>154148
What?
>>154149
This is dumb. You're dumb. You're not winning this fight.
No.154152
real nigga club
members:
- me
Anyone else joining the real niggas club?
No.154154
>>154152
realest shrine maiden reporting
No.154156
>>154152
im a fag
does that count?
No.154157
>>154153
You lost before we even began to fight.
So yeah, there you go Burt. I better be getting paid for this.
No.154158
>>154151
Motley wins its decided
No.154159
>>154152
Sign me up… what do you get for joining?
No.154160
>>154151
I'm playing X-COM: Terror from the Deep, widely regarded as one of the hardest games ever.
>>154152
>>154154
You're both weak little fuccbois with big mouths, shut that shit.
No.154161
>>154154
real nigga club
members:
- me
-akarin
>>154155
are you a real nigga?
>>154156
no
fags aren't real niggas
real niggas are real
>>154159
*hands you a hi-point*
here's your glock 40 my nigga
we mainly get drunk and hang out in front of my moms house
No.154162
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No.154163
>>154149
I just want one of those things that cost like $1500 and I basically just turn it on and it folds out into an android lover or whatever. I.e. a Lelo Billy.
>>154150
Yeah, I'm really fine!
No.154164
>>154161
im white as fuck….
No.154165
>>154160
>sure are fishing for my attention there bitchboy
but sadly im off to bed soon
so i cant sate your hunger for attention little rain
No.154166
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real nigga club
members:
-me
-date
-magi
>>154164
me too!
>>154160
go put a gun in your mouth and shoot it
No.154167
>>154162
Sorry he had to win for obvious reasons
No.154168
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>>154161
Fuck yeah, I'm a real nigga
No.154170
>>154166
can we just do lewd things instead?
No.154171
>>154158
YEAH!
>>154160
Harder than Ninja Gaiden on Master Ninja mode?
I only played the remake of X-Com, yet I'm pretty sure I own all the older ones on steam.
>>154162
I'm sorry. ;_;
No.154172
>>154165
Get outta here ya smug obnoxious spic.
>>154166
I've already done that years ago, why do you think I'm so scarred-up? But since I'm still here, I get to stomp shitheads like you for fun.
>>154171
Play them already, God damn it!
No.154173
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No.154174
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>>154163
I bet you have a fine ass that needs a spanking
No.154176
real nigga club
members:
-me
-date
-magi
-second noun
>>154170
No, we need to make that fuckin paper my nigga! Sittin online ain't gonna do shit!
>>154172
*rolls up on ur hood and mean mugs u*
bitchass nigga, you gon take that shit?
No.154177
>>154172
says the bitchboy fishing for my attention
sorry rain but im not gay
me and my boyfriend are straight
No.154178
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>>154161
Sound's like fun :D
>>154163
no android lover
Why live..
>>154167
>>154171
No.154179
>>154174
I wouldn't say it needs spanking.
No.154180
I saved Neo New York from the aliens shitstains, next-up is Neo-Japan.
>>154175
Military uniforms in general, good shit.
>>154176
Generic gay whigger.
>>154177
Generic deluded fag.
No.154181
>>154178
There was that thing that pretended to simulate real sex by moving a dildo in and out, but apparently it moved back and forth like an inch, which I don't think is terribly realistic.
No.154182
>>154178
guilt tripping wont work on me!
>>154180
i loved my dress uniform
No.154183
>>154178
Yay!
Okay, can you go buy some malt liquor and "40's" to drink?
And some newports to smoke please and thank you.
>>154180
*fucking shoots you in the dick*
nerd
No.154184
>>154179
you're right it needs a hard fucking
No.154185
>>154172
Maybe one day.
>>154178
If it makes you feel better, the winner is suppose to commit ancient ritual Japanese suicide.
No.154186
>>154176
we could do lewd things for money?
No.154187
>>154181
Nah it wouldn't be the same sadly.
>>154182
I'm not guilt tripping :3
>>154183
Hey just cos I'm old enough to go buy those things, doesn't mean I'm a fucking skivy
>>154185
Nah, it's ok don't worry, I'm not much of a fighter
>83
No.154188
>>154184
It does, but I'm under orders not to let anyone fuck me before master's done it, sorry!
No.154189
>>154176
what
I was your original real nigga here
I'm forcing myself into the club even if you don't accept me you meanie
No.154190
>>154187
I mean, the challenge was suppose to be SSBM, no items, Fox only, Final Destination anyways…
No.154191
>>154188
did I say I would?
No.154192
>>154182
I'm guessing in American procedure they take it after your time is up?
>>154183
Better a nerd than a nigger-idolizing downsie-lover.
>>154185
Well for when you do, I highly recommend OpenXCom for the first game.
No.154193
>>154186
Hm…
I guess.
You can be my whore!
>>154187
oh
but i thought you were a real nigga
i think a real nigga would buy some hard liquor and sell it to a minor for more than its worth
>>154189
sweet, you in my nigga!
real nigga club
members:
-me
-brat
-date
-magi
-2nd noun
-blood whore
No.154194
No.154196
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>>154193
what goes on in the real nigga club anyway
No.154197
>>154144
Tomatokin*
I'd fuck me.
No.154198
>>154196
I already said!
We sit in front of my moms house and smoke and drink.
Uhm… I suppose we could go to north Minneapolis and fuck with gangs and get into gun fights and shit.
No.154199
>>154187
Oh good!
>>154192
No you keep it
its in my closet
No.154200
>>154193
you would have to join me…
No.154201
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No.154202
>>154193
you forgot the rager
No.154203
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>>154196
how to sell foodstamps
how to sell loose menthol cigarettes really aggressively
how to trash a house after you're evicted because you cant be bothered to pay for section 8 housing
mixtape selling strategies
how to be as annoying as possible
No.154204
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>>154198
Oh I wasn't in the thread and I didn't read it I just saw bloodboy reply to you and I saw the real nigga club and wanted in
I don't smoke and I don't drink both because I'm not yet 21 but also so I can be a lightweight and get dateraped
and I don't touch guns because they scare me and are loud
I'll just like drag around your shit in a little red wagon
>>154203
these are all pretty specific
are you familiar with any of them?
No.154205
>>154198
JUSTICE FO' JAMAR
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No.154206
>>154201
Well, it's fine anyway, since I've already got someone to belong to.
No.154207
>>154200
b-but i can't do that, I'm the leader of the gan- club!
But I suppose if you really need me to, I could come out with you sometimes~
>>154202
:D
yay!
>>154204
but drinking and smoking are requirements!
I mean, I don't smoke or drink either, and I'm not old enough too, but we have to, it's real nigga shit!
>>154203
>selling loose menthol cigarettes really aggressively
this one made me laugh hard as fuck
>>154205
so you in my fuckin nigga?
real nigga club
members:
-me
-brat
-rager
-date
-magi
-2nd noun
-blood whore
No.154208
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>>154190
I wasn't aware of all the rules. eh no matter :3
>>154193
Nah I'd get you a drink sure i'm not a meanie :)
>>154199
<3
No.154209
>>154204
>not wanting to drink yourself silly when you are sad/nervous and out of your mind
what are you
a not alcoholic?!
also hello!
No.154210
>>154206
sorry if I let you down
No.154211
>>154210
Don't think too highly of yourself, Spidey.
No.154213
>>154208
yay!
You're such a good nigga magi, I appreciate you!
>>154209
oh, no, we're not doing it for any reasons like that!
We're doing it cause uhm… it's what real niggas do!
No.154214
>>154208
I didn't want to play SSBM like that anyways.
No.154215
>>154204
>crackhead neighbor tried to sell me random shit including ebt purchases
>get accosted for change and mixtapes whenever i take the metro (daily)
>am superintendent at apt
>Somalians/ethiopians who moved out left pigsty mess in apt
No.154217
>>154207
WAZZAP
>>154209
alcohol is for quitters who want liver damage instead of brain damage.
No.154220
>>154207
can I drink like fake beer and have chocolate cigars
>>154209
hihi daisies, how are you tonight?
I'm not sure I've never touched it and as I said I have daterape fantasies and they could be much more likely if I avoid alcohol until then
>>154215
that sounds pretty rough, I don't have many scary experiences with strangers except weird bullying or an old guy selling me a piece of paper saying it danced when I was a child
No.154221
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>154213
oh
shit
then count me in
>>154215
include
>having babies for welfare money
>making up reasons for welfare money
>welfare abuse in general
neets don't know nuffin about neetbux…
>>154217
possibly both, in an alcoholic's case…
No.154222
No.154223
>>154221
>calling child welfare office on person with kids as revenge
No.154224
Terror from the Deep, more like Dead Faggots from the Deep.
No.154225
>>154221
I wouldn't hesitate to drink myself into a coma.
No.154226
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>>154218
because I'd like to think I have some worth, even if I don't feel it
No.154227
>>154217
nuttin
just on /fa/ and getting really hot in my room for some reason
>>154219
you're welcome~
>>154220
Oh oh oh! Yeah you can!
I got candy cigarettes from the mall of america yesterday, I can get a fuck ton of those and you can do that!
I might do that too actually, they tasted pretty good, and I doubt newports taste anything like candy.
>>154221
Really! Yay!
real nigga club
members:
-me
-brat
-rager
-date
-magi
-2nd noun
-blood whore
-dasies
No.154228
I never knew you all could kill with your triggered outbursts.
No.154229
>>154226
Okay, you are too depressed, go to bed.
No.154230
>>154223
i don't think i heard of anyone doing that to anyone from where i lived…
i think the most outrageous thing i heard of besides having kids for neetbux was probably the guy who pretended to be retarded for neetbux
i still don't know if it worked or not
>>154225
hmm
why a coma? and such things take quite awhile in terms of heavy drinking!
No.154231
>>154228
No, mine just gets you high.
No.154232
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>>154227
baka
are you /fa/?
good we can have a ton of chocolate and I'm sure it will taste better
>>154228
you just have to believe in your powers and anything is possible
No.154233
>>154228
>triggered outbursts
i either binge eat, do something violent and physical, drugs, or huddle under my bed and cry
although i'm not exactly sure there's a 'trigger'
also, how funny a psychological term came to become a maymay!
No.154234
>>154230
just so I can say I've done it
life has plenty to offer, after all.
No.154235
>>154229
no it's fine, I haven't started thinking about cosby yet
No.154236
>>154232
I'm not /fa/ but I do enjoy looking there.
It gives me motivation to change my clothes.
Hell, this year alone I gained a fuck ton of confidence from getting a buzzcut, getting a nice jacket, getting rid of my autism shoes, and tucking my shirt in
now I just need to change my loose ass jeans, and i'll be set
No.154237
>>154234
the only issue with doing everything is there could be some regrets that are rather unfixable!
but i suppose we work our way around them when they do come around…
No.154239
>>154233
same
>binge drink
>punch wall stud/tree
>cry like faggot with door closed at night
No.154241
>Ema didn't number it
Ema you had one job.
No.154242
>>154228
Best laugh I've had in a week.
No.154243
>>154233
Blame the morons who misused them.
No.154244
>>154238
beautiful
every time i see it i cry tears of joy\
>>154241
konichiwa noun-san
No.154245
>>154240
my ex who killed him self
No.154246
>>154236
ooh I'm proud of you, clothes are one of my favorite things. I wouldn't exactly call what I do /fa/, but I like some of the stuff I've seen on there before, and it's good for haircuts or shoes in the least.
Nice tight jeans are gooood. Glad you're making yourself better.
No.154247
>>154241
Nobody remembers to number it, that's why we have mods.
>>154245
Oh, uh. I'd say it's definitely time for bed.
No.154248
>>154237
You need to live your life the way you want to reduce or even eliminate regrets.
Hold me
No homo.
No.154249
No.154250
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>>154245
I'd say you should go to bed spidey, the quiet hours are usually when you feel the worst
No.154252
>>154239
binge drinking was very fun; even if i can't remember exactly what i did…
i punched people, which is bad, and i eat far too much, which is bad! darn triggerskin or whatever!
>>154243
sometimes they make me want to pull the trigger on them!
like… a gun…
>>154248
aww yeah no more tears just no homo cuddles!
No.154253
"go to lewd so dmall dicked autists can try to argue with you"
-Kyoko, 2016
No.154254
>>154246
Clothes are my least favorite things, if I could I would wear autism clothes.
I especially hate how clothes feel on my skin.
Anyway, why wouldn't you consider it /fa/?
What do you do?
>>154253
*fucking punches you in the asshole*
No.154255
No.154256
>>154247
after I do these burgers
No.154257
>>154253
I didn't say this.
No.154258
>>154253
I resent that! I'm not an autist!
>>154256
Well, alright!
No.154259
>>154253
lewd is a multifaceted place! in between the lewd, the not lewd, the sob and happy stories, and the shit flinging, we manage to come together in some sort of weird camaraderie?
No.154262
No.154263
>>154257
She was obviously quoting from the anime, not from you.
No.154264
>>154257
"go to lewd so dmall dicked autists can try to erp with you"
-Kyoko, 2016
No.154266
>>154245
Huh? Are you sure this happened?
No.154268
No.154269
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>>154254
I like clothes because it gives confidence even by wearing just fitting things. I wear a lot of soft light things so they're pretty comfy to me. I wouldn't consider what I do /fa/ because I try to wear more gender neutral things and I don't know, there's definitely a difference.
No.154270
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No.154272
>>154252
still going to drink alot, though.
No.154273
this board just got 6million times better
No.154274
Master and I are going to bed! Goodnight!
No.154275
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>>154269
Do you wear a lot of cute sweaters?
I kinda want some, but I don't feel like the personality fits the clothes.
I wear a Letterman jacket, but I see a whole lot of autists wearin em now, so I think I need a new one.
No.154276
No.154278
I am going to sleep as well!
No.154279
>>154274
goodnight skandi!
No.154280
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>>154275
I don't have ones with like patterns on them but I have a few light pastel-y colored ones I like, and I wear big sweatshirts with long sleeves and things. I'm quiet and have trouble coming out and being a cutesy person so I don't think it matters much, just don't look angry and it will play itself out. Letterman jackets are pretty cool to me at least.
No.154282
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No.154283
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No.154284
No.154285
>>154252
Clever, I like it.
No.154286
No.154287
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>>154280
ah, i can imagine it now
cute~
Letterman jackets would be cool if uncool people stopped wearing them
I must go acquire a new jacket, next weekend.
pic related, a cool person that could pull it off
No.154289
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ugh ugh ugh
i have school tomorrow and i have to get reasonable hours of sleep
Goodnight everyone!
I love you!
No.154290
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No.154291
>>154288
Lil wayne sucked dick for iphones
No.154293
>>154287
just look around in stores or online, get an idea of what you want, and make sure the fit looks good. I haven't been to /fa/ in a few months so I don't know what they're talking about now but good luck, and remember most people don't actually care what you dress like, just better dressed might get more admiration or positive attention
>>154289
night night
No.154294
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No.154295
>>154290
ｄｉｅ ｔｒａｎｎｙ
>>154291
ｓｕｃｋａｎｉｇｇａｄｉｃｋｆｏａｎｉｐｈｏｎｅ６
No.154296
>>154290
Welcome to the fuckzone, buttslut.
No.154297
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No.154298
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No.154299
>>154297
Pick up that strat and play me something!
No.154300
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>>154299
just come here and molest me already
No.154302
No.154304
>>154300
i am confused
that's… you?
No.154305
>>154303
no bully please ;_;
No.154307
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>>154304
Its Martin Shkreli.
Cutest guy on earth, intelligent business man, and generally caring and generous
No.154308
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>>154305
I wouldn't senpai
how you doin tonight
No.154309
>>154300
Depends on how well you play for me, jester.
No.154311
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No.154312
>>154307
ah
what an odd choice…
>>154310
don't blame me for being naive!
No.154313
>>154307
Pfft. I'm slighter more cuter than that guy. Straight up. Totally. Probably. Not really…
No.154314
>>154308
I just took a shower so im pretty awake and enjoying my free time
How are you cutie?
No.154316
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No.154317
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>>154312
He called me cute once and I have been uhh
effected ever since
No.154318
>>154317
*affected
It's affected, right?
I'm not crazy, right?
No.154319
>>154315
that term actually came from some southern black book called 'the eyes were watching god'
really weird how well known it is now
even my niece is called that sometimes
No.154320
nah ur right cato
effect is the noun version
No.154321
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>>154313
it's weird I feel like I don't have that high standards for men. Men can look appealing in many different ways, and I feel as though I can appreciate most of them. Women are much harder to look good and I judge them a lot more. It could be because I'm homo though
>>154314
ooh do you smell good or anything? What kind of either shampoo or soap you use?
I'm good I'm just watching the last little bit of this smash bros tourney on twitch and then I'm gonna sleep. Glad you're alright.
No.154322
>>154318
ef·fect
əˈfekt/
verb
past tense: effected; past participle: effected
cause (something) to happen; bring about.
"nature always effected a cure"
i messed up
No.154323
>>154318
affected is correct
No.154325
Definition of affected in English:
adjective
Influenced or touched by an external factor:
affected areas
No.154327
No.154328
>>154319
I actually doubt that was the origin
maybe how it got popular, but not the origin
>>154320
>>154323
yay!
>>154322
>they use effect in the affect definition
evil dictionary!
No.154330
No.154331
>>154328
you doubt everything i say cato
you big rock loving jerk
No.154332
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>>154328
Hey Cato <3 how's you?
No.154334
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>>154331
I just believed you!
>
>>154332
pretty good
got nothing done this weekend, as usual
No.154335
No.154337
>>154321
I always smell really nice
at least thats what girls say
I use irish spring
I love watching comp. smash bros
since i got my new pc though ive been barely on twitch
No.154338
>>154307
Also, isn't he the guy who spiked up the price for some drug? I'm sure there's some "explanation" to it, but I'm sure it wouldn't make since.
>>154321
Yeah that's probably a reason why you might have higher standards on women. Though having a more specific taste isn't necessarily all bad. I don't find a lot of women around my area attractive to me. I guess I'm picky.
>>154318
The best way to know which one is the right word is to replace the word with another verb and see if it makes sense.
>That won't be affecting him.
>That won't be eating him.
>The effect was dazzling.
>The eating was dazzling.
And so on. Usually works.
No.154339
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>>154334
Good to hear, well at least you are taking it easy, Pretty much the same here, nearing completion on the build of my system but other than that nothing much
>>154336
Unless they are made from scratch no thanks
No.154340
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>>154338
Lewd!
>>154339
this weekend was supposed to be the weekend I start to turn things around a little.
guess I'll start tomorrow.
No.154342
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>>154340
Nothing wrong with taking your time lol
No.154343
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>>154337
ooh that sounds good
I like most smells, even some typically bad ones under the right situation, but I like that clean smell, it's kind of manly.
Yeah I don't play it much but I like watching it. There's some fun people between the players and the commentators and it looks like a good time
>>154338
it's better to be picky than to settle I think. But yeah as I said I find myself becoming attracted to most men if they're nice to me, regardless of their appearance.
No.154344
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No.154345
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>>154341
You named yourself lewd, so everything you say has to be lewd!
>>154342
yeah
I was also hoping to lose some weight within the next few weeks, but I may be starting too late for my goal
No.154346
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>>154339
let me just go out in the middle of the night to butcher one of my cows which has been feed nothing but all natural feed then curve up its flesh stick it in a grinder then pick some herbs and grind them up to put into the burger and cook it in my clay kiln
No.154347
>>154346
you would pan-fry it you fool
No.154349
>>154343
Thats how I feel with dota now tbh
I hate playing it but watching it is fun sometimes for the banter and memes you know
But overall my favorite meme is you
No.154350
>>154334
its too late now
everything we've worked so hard for is LOST
No.154351
>>154345
Just increase your water intake, exercise a bit more and cut out sugar/bread/dairy from your diet, you'll lose weight easy.
>>154346
I mean't make the burgers up from mince instead of out of a packet, but if you want to be arsey about it fine.. but really sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
No.154352
>>154337
>>154349
which games do you watch? which ones do you play?
No.154353
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>>154349
I'd have to learn the rules and things for dota to watch it. I find the larger the game and the more money in the prize pool the more "eSports" they treat it, and don't have as much fun. Fighting games are fun because they're full of niggers and they're loud and fun
No.154354
>>154347
or grill
>>154351
where does the mince come from?
No.154355
some people like their beef bloody.
No.154356
>>154336
Only if you don't insult me.
>>154343
Oh, now I just feel horrible. I'm not attracted to people if they are nice to me. Or maybe I am and I just don't know it. I suppose the character of a person is what I look for first. I've been turned off by people I was originally attracted to because who they were was something I could not agree with.
>>154351
Sarcasm can be pretty funny sometimes. And sometimes it's not used for wit.
No.154358
>>154350
b-but that's what you've been telling me for the past few days and idk why!
>>154351
that's the plan!
No.154360
>>154357
Cause I'm from the USA. Stereotypes and all. I know that's what you were thinking!
No.154361
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>>154360
wouldn't dream of it
No.154362
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>>154356
that doesn't make you horrible. I'm a very emotionally driven person and can be deceived by people just from their kindness, so that's why I find people of good heart attractive. I think how it goes is I eye people up, decide if I'd ever consider anything with them, then if they're nice as well I fall for them.
No.154364
>>154352
i play a LOT of videogames sweetie
anything to pass through this senior year
i watch fighting games and dota but
i play fucking
>chivalry
>mgr
>tw rome 2
>xcom 2
>das 2
>witcher 3
>arma 3
and insurgency
now that im listing it out i didnt realize i have so many games to play
i'm really spoiled
>>154353
it's really interesting how dota has managed to keep their competitive scene outside of TI really casual and laid back compared to league/cs:go
i like it anyway
Just not as much as I like you<3
No.154365
>>154364
i meant which smash games you fucking autist
No.154367
>>154354
I just ate and that still made me want a burger
It must be in my nature
No.154368
>>154366
TWISTED
FUCKING
PSYCHOPATH
No.154369
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>>154364
I may have to try watching it sometime then, I like the casual ones, makes me feel comfy and like they're my friends. Never watched league but CS is absolute shit outside of the playing.
>>154365
don't bully froggy boy
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.154370
>>154369
oh man is he your boyfriend now? im really sorry
:(((((((
No.154371
>>154345
The name chose me…
>>154361
Oh, I guess it was all me then. Damn.
>>154362
Kindness can be a pretty deadly weapon from what I hear. Takes a pretty good actor to pull it off though. I hope you found a good way to tell when that kindness can be deceiving or not. As for me…I just assume no one wants to be nice and every act of kindness is to get something from me. It works.
No.154372
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>>154335
I always forget!
You should use pictures!
No.154373
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No.154374
>>154370
nice meme
no he just seems like a sad person who needs cheering up
>>154371
I'm not capable of thinking like that. I get heartbroken or tricked sometimes but I prefer to just be nice and take things as they come
No.154375
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>>154354
You know it comes from a cow, I didn't mean go out and slaughter, don't be a smart arse
>>154356
It can, but it's such a lazy form of expression
>>154358
:)
No.154376
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>>154373
what did you used to post?
>>154375
No.154377
No.154378
>>154365
bbbut how was i suppoed to know
i played a lot of brawl and melee but i never played the new one because i dont have a pii u
i like to watch the new one tho
>>154369
I dont like CS in general honestly
I like the mods a lot but the game itself just bores me so damn much
>a sad person who needs cheering up
how do you figure this
No.154379
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No.154380
>>154378
>how do you figure this
It's probably all the Pepe.
No.154381
>>154365
bbbut how was i suppoed to know
i played a lot of brawl and melee but i never played the new one because i dont have a pii u
i like to watch the new one tho
>>154369
I dont like CS in general honestly
I like the mods a lot but the game itself just bores me so damn much
>a sad person who needs cheering up
how do you figure this
>>154358
tbh i heard on the discord that you had a manly voice
would be weird trying to have sex with you
No.154382
THANKS
8
CHAN
YOU TERRIBLE WEBSITE
No.154383
>>154376
i dont even remember
No.154384
>>154374
I don't actually think like that. All the time anyways. There's moments I do. It's not a usual thing for me to do. It would be a very paranoid way of thinking.
>>154375
It's not lazy, it can just be very heavily misused and abused. Like myself.
No.154386
>>154367
it's fine
>>154371
naturally
>>154375
no I meant more it comes out of a packet unless you mince it from steaks which would also come from packets if you've no butchers
No.154387
>>154381
i only play 4 regularly, but id like to play pm and melee more and get good
4 is shit to watch tho
No.154388
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>>154378
I want to like CS because I had a best friend who was really into it but it fucks with my emotions too much, and there's a lot of waiting.
If you're not a sad person my mistake, I just like what
>>154380
said
>>154384
that's good, life is too short to see everyone as an enemy or someone who intends to get something out of you
>>154387
you're boring to watch
nairo and esam are entertaining little doodies
No.154389
>>154388
4 is less interesting to watch than melee as a whole
No.154390
Time to go for a nice drive.
>>154386
Now I do want a good hamburger.
>>154388
Life seems decently long to me. A lot can happen in 80 years. Which I think is the average life expectancy now. But yeah, I couldn't do that. People aren't generally like that. Not in such a big scheming way anyways.
No.154391
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>>154389
melee is too tired out to me
none of the top players ever change, the meta is set, they're growing up and moving on, and the tense rivalries don't exist anymore.
No.154392
>>154388
Emotions are pretty hard dude
A lot of grils i date always get mad at me after we break up and its just like
'oh, why do you have to be mad at me?'
>>154387
I kinda have a problem watching/playing old things because it makes me feel old also
idk why
No.154393
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>>154384
It can be used cleverly, but it is most often a lazy form of expressing passive aggression or Self-deprecation. It's all a matter of context
>>154385
>>154386
I get all my meat from the butcher
>>154390
Catch you later <3
No.154394
>>154392
I feel guilty because I think one of the major appeals of going after boys instead of women is that we aren't as emotional or require as much work to be happy, but I don't feel much stronger than a woman ever really.
No.154395
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>>154390
go get
>>154393
do you have him deliver it?
No.154398
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>>154395
No I get it myself from the butchers
>>154396
No.154399
>>154398
you'd go out fort meat but not for my meat
No.154402
>>154394
Yeah man
feminine things are a LOT more emotional than masculine things, almost annoyingly so
But I don't really feel any of that tension with you
You seem really special, for some reason
No.154403
>>154399
I'm very picky, especially when it comes to what meat I put in me..
>>154401
Morning Cherub <3 How are you?
No.154404
>>154403
I just woke. I'm okay i suppose.
No.154406
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>>154402
I'm able to be pretty good here because I don't bother posting when I feel low, and when I'm with people I'm able to be better, but I think I'm bad overall and let everything influence my mood
No.154407
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>>154404
Got much planned for the day?
>>154405
No, I wouldn't say that. I'm just not one for going round craving any bit of meat
No.154408
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>>154407
my meat just isn't any old meat
No.154410
>>154406
That may be so, but I wager everytime we're together I should be able to make your mood happy <3
No.154411
>>154407
I'm meeting with my home tutor i think its called, to do some room cleaning and other stuff.
No.154413
>>154408
I didn't say it was.
>>154409
>>154411
Ah, any plans for some R&R after that?
>>154412
kek
No.154414
>>154413
got that pizza
how much do you think it'll take to put me in a cheese coma?
No.154415
>>154413
you were thinking it!
No.154417
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>>154414
Oh what toppings? Well you can overdose on a lot of things, but it will take you quite a large amount of cheese before you slip into a coma :)
>>154415
No, I always say what needs said, I'm not one for holding back straight talk.
>>154416
Rest and relaxation
No.154419
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No.154420
>>154417
sausage and bacon
the way it was meant to be
No.154421
>>154417
Oh! Well probably. Playing vidya and all that.
Or watching some anime for once.
>>154419
Sup Cato.
No.154422
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No.154423
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>>154421
!!!
I was gonna go yell at you in the other thread, but I got distracted
No.154424
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>>154417
well either way good night
>>154422
xenomorpth best alien
No.154427
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>>154418
Hey Boo <3 How are things with you?
>>154419
>>154420
Can't go wrong with a bit of sausage and bacon, very nice enjoy <3
>>154421
What anime would you think of watching?
>>154422
That's a nice image <3
>>154424
Nini Spidey <3
No.154428
>>154423
Its all good. How are you doing?
>>154427
I'm not sure yet. I've stumbled upon one called Arakawa under the bridge and i've been told it should be very funny.
No.154430
>>154427
I'm really tired bae
hand hurts like hell also
but how are you? <3
No.154431
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No.154432
>>154431
Thats great to hear!
No.154433
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No.154434
>>154432
>>154433
poor conversation skills guys
No.154435
>>154428
Sound's interesting, let me know how it is if you decide to watch it :)
>>154429
>>154430
What did you do to your hand?
I'm good contemplating watching something soon but not decided on what
No.154436
>>154435
I had the SAT earlier today and ive been playing metal gear rising
so my hand is just fucked up after it all
What movies do you like sweetie? I can give you a ton of recommendations if you pirate/have netflix
No.154437
>>154433
So what are you up to tonight i guess it is for you?
>>154434
(You)
>>154435
Of course i will.
No.154438
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No.154439
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>>154435
>>154434
too bad!
>>154437
I am watching EVE videos!
No.154440
No.154441
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>>154440
I thought you where taking a break from image boards
liar!
I knew that image would draw you out of hiding
No.154442
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>>154439
Ah cool. Anyway i'm gonna check that anime out.
No.154444
No.154446
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>>154442
yaaay!
I need to watch it again soonish
No.154447
>>154443
another frog to my collection
No.154448
>>154447
dont compare cancer frog cancer to this
No.154449
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>>154436
Hopefully your hand will be back to normal soon :)
Movie wise I just watch whatever, I like a wide range, I especially like films that make you think, though I'll probably watch some anime, I've got a ton in my backlog, and some to catch up on from this season.
>>154439
>>154444
Hey UI <3
No.154450
>>154449
philosophical movies are my shit fam
i've seen a whole bunch
have you seen solace with anthony hopkins? it's pretty new and really good
as for anime all i've seen is dbz and watamote though :c
No.154452
>>154451
why am I posting chumbler
No.154453
/animus/ is terrible now a days guys
No.154455
>>154450
I'll make a note of that, sound's right up my alley. thank you <3
>>154452
How have you been?
>>154453
Nowadays? it's been terrible for months lol
No.154457
>>154455
drunk and on acid
No.154458
No.154460
>>154455
Well I know we're biased here a lewds but
it's a lot worse than it used to be
now it's just a bunch of drama and arguing
all the qts are even leaving now because of it ;_;
No.154461
>>154458
I never asked you to.
just join alice chat…
it's a completely different set of people
No.154463
No.154464
>>154463
Astraeus
Daggy
Dean
Eiki_Shiki_Yamazanadu
Enthuril
MasterChief
Reimu
Rommel
SirLancelot
XP-tan
[AFK]Kermit
[AFK]Mr.Orihara
No.154465
yeesh
that's a bed aneki lineup if ive ever seen one
minus kermit of course
No.154467
>>154464
i dont like kermit
or lancealot
or dean
:/
No.154468
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>>154456
>>154457
Nice <3 Have fun :)
>>154460
I left animus months ago, never looked back.
No.154469
>>154468
And you never told me?
We could have been flirting months ago <3
No.154491
>>154469
I thought you might have know for some reason :D
No.154494
>>154491
there's a new thread~
But now that we're alone I want to say I really like you and think you're really special
shhh
No.154496
>>154494
>he thinks he is alone
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No.154791