No.157217
In 436 The First Kingdom of Burgundy was destroyed edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXbUX_xvb8A
No.157224
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I'm literally the best forever
No.157225
No.157228
>>157221
Ah, kinda depressed, actually.
No.157229
>>157212
made me giggle, good job
good moves, keep it up
im proud of you
>>157215
denial isnt attractive to me~
No.157230
I should be sleeping edition
>>157226
Boys are icky, me and Lotte gonna team up and be the anti-gay.
No.157231
>>157220
hey don't be mean you don't understand
there's like 300 times as much rng as pokemon
No.157232
>>157227
suck it you fucking slut
SUCK IT
No.157233
>>157226
BOYS
>>157228
awww..
can i have a hug?
No.157234
>>157210
Eh, fine. Like I said, my friend is being weird and it's worrying, I think he needs someone to talk to, I'm going to talk with him when we hang out again.
>>157213
go put a knife inside your anus
>>157214
I'm straight too!
I just love cocks and men~
>>157216
Hey hun, how's it hangin?
>>157218
Welcome back from school also as well.
>>157226
>what i am
>what i want
>what i think about all day
No.157235
Tokai the prodigal trap has returned from his hiatus
>>157231
>tfw I can't get an adamant dragonair from friend safari to trade onto my OR
rip
>>157232
EAT SHIT AND DIE. Also hello, newfriend.
No.157236
night everybody.
Im going in my bed now because Date told me to be in bed by 23:00 (my time).
I LOVE YOU DATE.
No.157237
>>157233
E-hugs aren't really THAT worthwhile, but you CAN do that if ya want… *spreads arms*
No.157238
>>157234
Haha that's funny, you remind me a lot of Soto and Boo.
>>157236
goodnight you dork
No.157239
>>157200
you're a fan of that
>>157204
gay as fuck
No.157240
>>157233
jesus fucking christ that's gross
putting that aside it's also shimakaze so you should kill it anyway
No.157241
>>157234
Ah, nice. How are ya?
No.157243
>>157242
Horseplay won't do you any good. Didn't you say you were leaving? :^)
No.157244
File: 1457474566350.png (1.35 MB, 764x1382, 382:691, Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at ….png)
>vaginas
>pregnancy
sex with boys do that.
>>157234
not quite sure but well!
>>157237
-hugggssssss-
<3
>>157239
NOT LIKE THIS
IM JUST CURIOUS
AS
FUCK
>>157240
I hate shimakazes honestly but this boy
his face is cute
No.157246
>>157230
It's alright, I like both genders
>>157233
wew
>>157234
that's pretty cute
>>157235
iunno what that means but im not a trap
No.157247
Soto you fucking called it.
>>157246
:stopgay:
No.157248
>>157244
sure sure.
we all know you're curious.
No.157249
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>>157244
I'll put a bullet in it either way
No.157250
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>>157238
Why do I remind you of them?
>>157241
Worried, my friend is acting distant and quiet, he's never like that so I think someone needs to talk to him.
>>157244
good~
No.157251
>>157234
o.k now what?
>>157235
>new friend
I'm a old fag, get it right
No.157253
>>157250
Because you're straight and love cock!
>>157251
New friend of mine. How old tho
No.157254
>>157245
who is it so i can take him?
>>157246
ikr?
>>157248
90-Shuiourghpieohpgoiehoigkqehoirghoiqlkhfgoiheqrg
YOURE GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME
>>157249
put your dick in it instead
>>157250
so other than that how are you?
No.157255
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No.157256
>>157249
ill put a ___dick in you
No.157257
>>157254
no we've been through this before
I don't do the dicking and I never ever want to
No.157258
>>157255
oh I thought you meant a different type of oldfag
you're not that old
No.157259
>>157254
How do you take someone's master? It's not like I'm gonna stop being his even if he gets another pet.
No.157260
>>157247
Is this some soto conspiracy?
>>157254
was that mean
No.157261
>>157258
mentally I'm the oldest man alive
No.157262
My friend likes to suck his dogs knot and message me about it while he does it is that weird ?
No.157264
>>157261
eerie, what did you go through
No.157265
>>157257
then lick his balls.
>>157259
so i can fail dominate him and make him give you up
or turn him into my bitch, which ive apparently done before
>>157260
i dont even know
>>157262
yes, fucking post vocaroo in thread.
No.157266
>>157244
Thanks. <3
>>157250
Ah. Maybe he is depressed or something? Or maybe just doesn't want to talk much. I kinda relate to that feeling that you described your friend is…well…feeling, so I don't really know. Talking to the guy might drive him further into distance and whatever.
As I don't know enough to really give advice, I really don't know what to say about it.
No.157267
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>>157256
dude
lol
it's like you're unironically gay
>>157262
no it just means he's a good friend
he might share with you
>>157265
balls look tasty
I wanna suck on them instead
No.157268
>>157254
playing league
>>157257
lewd
No.157269
>>157265
Why would I ever give up Skandi?
No.157270
>>157267
if only he lived closer
No.157271
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No.157272
>>157262
A recent survey shows that 50% of all Americans do it, while the other 50% receive the messages.
>>157265
I don't even know what "fail dominate" means! And, to be fair, it's not hard to get him to submit if you know what you're doing, but even if he did belong to someone else I'd still belong to him.
No.157274
>>157266
^-^
>>157267
do that too.
>>157269
ah, nevermind then.
lack of interest?
iunno.
>>157268
…fine
>>157272
then by some sort of math you would belong to me, no?
No.157275
>>157274
I feel a very tiny bit better now. Thx.
No.157276
No.157277
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>>157253
I see.
I'm actually a mega-homo
>>157254
Meh, my fingers hurt and I can't play my guitar, so that sucks.
I'm not actually that well right now, my head hurts but I think I just haven't drank enough water.
>>157266
I think he might be depressed, he said his other friends don't talk to him anymore, and he feels abandoned. Even though he's made efforts to bring everyone together, I think he'll have a hard time coping with losing friends, it doesn't seem like he has many strategies to deal with something like that.
Me and his other friend are thinking about doing DnD every Friday, in hopes that it might give him something to do over the week, or talk about. Give him something to do with his current friend group, instead of thinking about others.
No.157278
>>157267
no dude its 100% ironic
i have NEVER done a gay thing in my life
:^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
No.157279
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>>157273
only the dead know
No.157280
>>157272
I'll give you 50% of my dick cakeboi
No.157281
>>157263
Geez if he didn't like the meme he coulda just said so
>>157265
its oke, the world is a mystery
No.157282
>>157277
Not that hard to figure out tbh. Most of the posters here are like that.
>>157279
I'm not sure if I want to know now. I think I know someone who does. Maybe.
>>157281
Idk lol ask him, I thought it was funny.
No.157283
>>157282
I could ask my ex who killed him self, oh wait no I can't he's fucking dead
No.157284
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Wow, would you look at all of that gay.
No.157285
>>157274
If so, I guess you could theoretically order master to give me orders? But I'm free to refuse stuff, anyway, as long as I don't abuse that right, so it wouldn't really work.
>>157280
Gladly! Just mail it to Gardermoen airport and I'll pick it up!
No.157286
>>157274
pm me if you want
No.157289
>>157284
wanna make it more gay?
No.157290
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>>157282
I'm not a faggot
ask my doctor
No.157291
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ah yes
the high school experience.
>>157276
hi ?
>>157275
good!
>>157277
Dang :/
my head hurts because of sleep issues i think tho
>>157281
it really is.
also nice image.
>>157284
can i lick your shoulders?
>>157285
damn.
>>157286
on what???
No.157293
>>157285
Which end the top or bottom ?
>>157284
*stalks you here too*
No.157294
>>157288
Dude you're so gay
>>157290
I was advised to think otherwise.
>>157292
Let's not and say we didn't.
No.157295
>>157282
oh nice
nah its probably gossip
>>157291
thank youu
No.157296
>>157291
steam or league or discord if im on it idk
No.157297
>>157293
Slice it vertically, of course! From the urethra and down!
No.157299
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>>157294
whoever told you anything is wrong and we should lynch them together
No.157300
>>157277
If it isn't anything else, it's a start. I, myself, have had an experience with losing/being out of contact with a friend for a long while. I just took the hit and continued on, tbh. I didn't have many people online (Family would think that situation is ridiculous), so I just took the hit. I CAN see how it was hard. Took me nearly 6-8 days to get over the online relationship, so, again, since I dealt with the problem seemingly differently, I don't know what to tell you about the situation. Just hope he gets out of that funk soon.
>>157291
Heh. <3
No.157301
>>157294
hey lotte
youre from animus yeah?
nice to see you here man
i'm a little gay
the majority of the people i flirt with online are boys, although the entirety of people i flirt with in real life are girls
so that makes me what, 25% gay?
No.157302
>>157291
actually, that's probably it too
lack of sleep i mean ;-;
>>157300
yeah, hope so
thanks
No.157303
>>157297
a-am I allowed to feed the other half to dogs ?
No.157304
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.
…
>>157295
you're welcome?
>>157296
i did on discord
>>157300
^^
>>157302
i hate not getting sleep but i love video games and night
No.157306
>>157304
we posting gift pictures ?
No.157307
No.157308
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>>157289
No, it's definitely gay enough.
>>157291
..Why?
>>157293
*bans*
No.157309
>>157298
Sorry no homo
>>157299
I'm not much for murder but sure. You can tie up mika and I'll get the pitch fork.
>>157301
God damn I hope this is a meme. Lenko, Lotte, both the same person. aka me.
No.157310
>>157306
holy christ
no i was doing it because of meme reasons
>>157308
because im curious
No.157311
>>157303
Uh yes. I never know where the line between "silly joking" and "actually turning on you" is with you.
No.157312
>>157309
what don't you understand about too bad?
No.157313
>>157312
Apparently whatever it is you meant by it, which I probably do understand.
No.157314
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>>157309
I'm not going anywhere near mika I don't trust him
we'll just like light a fire in his house while he sleeps
No.157315
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>>157308
*licks*
>>157310
I have another one but I cant be fucked to find it
>>157311
I'm not sure if you want to know either
w-would you spit on me and step on the bloody hole that's left afterwards with steel toed boots on ?
No.157316
>>157309
oh
nah dude that's not a meme im just not too good at remembering posters that well
nice to see you here even then lenko
there are a lot of cute and sweet girls here
id be flirting with them if i had the constitution too but im not really all that in it at the moment
No.157317
>>157315
fucking make one.
No.157318
>>157304
i didnt get a notification so i must not be on rn
>>157307
hm?
No.157320
>>157318
don't you hm? me brother
im just checking to make sure youre fully conscious and aware of the choices youre making
No.157321
No.157322
>>157304
always thank the niceness
No.157323
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>>157314
This is turning out to be edgy af. What do we do after he burns to death?
>>157316
LOL
they're all guys as per mika's word
>>157319
Where do we go from here? This is turning out to be bleak.
No.157324
No.157325
>>157315
Spitting on people is fine, kicking wounds, however small, generally isn't.
No.157326
>>157322
Yay !
>>157324
beep boop pls
No.157327
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>>157323
I don't honestly care
No.157328
>>157326
it's why i said if im on! i didn't think i was
No.157329
>>157317
Next time I do it I am not in the mood now !
I'll be drunk tonight so do what you will
>>157325
Would you at least kick me in the face and stomach and call me disgusting for enjoying it ?
No.157330
>>157323
I was assuming smoke would fuck him up first
then we get back in the car and drive off
No.157331
>>157323
yeah unfortunately they all are
by girls in the threads i usually mean >girls
they're still cute as all hell though
mika is a little gem himself actually
No.157332
>>157329
that should be fun.
>>157328
;-;
No.157333
No.157334
>>157327
rip
>>157330
and now I'm in your car, this got weird fast.
>>157331
>
but with all that bacne and pent up aggression towards straight men idk
seems like an edgy trap that just doesn't get any
No.157335
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>>157310
No, you may not lick my shoulders.
>>157315
*stabs*
No.157336
>>157333
both of us.
>>157335
please?
No.157337
>>157324
i won't talk about this anymore bebop because i am strictly confident you know exactly what i mean
as your soul brother im just telling you to make your decisions carefully
No.157338
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>>157335
w-where would you stab me master ? Would you do it slowly and painfully and drag it upwards too..
No.157339
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>>157334
you're the weird one, making it weird
how do you think of weird things when two guys are in a car
No.157340
>>157329
Yes to stomach, no to face, and for the last one it depends on how disgusting you'd be. Are you trying to creep me out?
No.157341
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>>157338
…You really need to calm down.
That was not meant to be something that turns you on.
And stop using my avatar.
>>157336
No.
No.157342
No.157343
>>157341
what about your legs?
No.157344
>>157334
that's a little rude lenko
i could tell he was pretty self conscious about his skin but i didn't really find a problem with it while we were flirting
he(she) was a real sweetie to me anyway so i like him just fine tbh
No.157345
LENKO WHEN WILL I SEE PICS OF YOU???
No.157346
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>>157341
I thought you knew I was into this kind of stuffs..
Sorry I'll stop
>>157340
Is it creeping you out ?
No.157347
>>157339
everyone here just gives off a weird vibe
>>157344
Hey man, you're the rude one. I'm a pretty nice guy and I respond to rudeness accordingly.
No.157348
>>157346
Nah, I'm fine with people's fetishes as a rule. But while it doesn't creep me out, it certainly doesn't turn me on either.
No.157349
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>>157347
describe the weird vibe to me so I can see your point of view
No.157350
>>157348
Does it make you disgusted ? Does it make you want to shove your socks in my mouth and gag me ?
No.157351
>>157332
?
>>157337
ah okay
i've been reckless for a while now with my decisions though so
No.157352
>>157349
Angry homicidal homosexuals
No.157353
>>157347
honestly lenko im probably one of the most affectionate and nice people in the threads not gonna lie
the problem is that it just balances out with the posters who break up with me and end up being sour
or the autists i make fun of sometimes but that just happens on accident and i dont really mean it
No.157354
>falling asleep while on mic with bf
No.157355
>>157353
Do you want to date ?
No.157356
god how do you guys type so little in your replies
everytime i write anything it always comes out extraordinarily long compared to all of you guys
No.157357
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>>157352
wait
you don't mean me right
No.157358
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>>157353
anyone who says they're nice and kind usually never are
No.157359
>>157353
You say that but you're literally the first one to break shit up and look for drama. lmao
No.157360
No.157361
>>157350
We've been over this! I'm a sub! And I'm tolerant! I don't want to shove anything anywhere, with a few exceptions!
No.157362
File: 1457477104241.jpg (1.19 MB, 1000x1083, 1000:1083, Patchouli Knowledge 5278.jpg)
>>157357
No, no, no, no, no. Please, I'm still trying to carry this conversation with you. I wouldn't indirectly point fingers at you while talking about weird things.
No.157364
>>157360
i guess
>>157358
maybe
>>157359
you certainly have validity
i have been the one to usually initiate the breakup
HOWEVER
look for drama i do not sir
i simply laugh like a good Samaritan should
No.157365
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>>157362
you're too smart and I don't get it
I feel like you're making fun of me but at the same time I don't
No.157366
>>157364
You. Lurk. Thread. And. Post. When. Some. Drama. Starts.
You. Did. This. Last. Night.
Pogchamp
>>157365
I'm just a NORMAL guy who likes girls. Come on friend, let's just have a good time.
No.157367
>>157354
yes its the best!!!
No.157368
>tfw you discover the only way to post on /lewd/
No.157369
boo i really didn't know what you meant
No.157370
>>157368
idk who you are but
i change my name a whole bunch
if you want me to keep a name so your filter will stay on i will
No.157371
No.157372
No.157375
>>157363
There's no need to be embarrassed, even someone subbier than me could have gotten you to submit, it's in your nature.
>>157368
>seemingly not on the list
Thanks?
No.157376
>>157355
yeah sure let's date
whats your steam name qt?
No.157377
>tfw you need to put your hand over your mouth when you cum so you don't moan
No.157378
No.157379
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No.157380
>>157370
nah dude it was a meme the only people staying on are desu isla clown and hailey, maybe akari too idk
>>157373
>>157374
thx i try *fart*
>>157375
>nothing in the OP
you were just higher up and i wanted to show as much as possible thats why some posts were in that
No.157382
No.157383
>>157380
Im glad you are back.
Dont put me on the list.
No.157384
>>157380
i dont think you have given ghostie enough of a chance
he's a way better person than your first observations would mean
other than that akari kind of only talks about her boyfriend and isnt worth much any
desu is a cutie pie
No.157385
No.157386
>>157379
RULES OF NATURE
>>157380
The OP is not empty! And I'm flattered that I'm higher up on the list!
>>157381
How's it healing?
No.157387
>>157384
>you havent given ghostie enough of a chance
>desu is a cutie pie
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kill yourself kid and i like isla tbh i just find her to be an irritating poster
>>157386
It was mostly in order, save for a couple people I had off the top of my head
No.157388
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No.157389
give it like a week and boo is going to break up with his new crush
No.157390
>>157386
Not bad, can only see the S and some of the K now
No.157391
>>157369
Me and desu are going to be together forever actually
We've plans to elope in hawaii
>>157387
okay dude
No.157392
No.157393
>hailey unironicly hates me and i didnt know it
Hmm…. makes me a bit acctualy sad but i will be able to get over it.
No.157394
>>157388
>>157390
Aww. I'd ask you to re-do it, but uh.
No.157395
akari you made a typo
>hailey unironically hates me and i didn't know it
Hmm.. makes me a bit sad actually but i will just talk to my bf (means boyfriend, because i have a boyfriend) and get over it
No.157396
No.157398
I-I'm a panty obsessed, bedwetting pedophile who likes to wear diapers and be humiliated by my pet. Whenever I see even a little bit of loli pantyshot I get really horny and can't help but fap. I-I keep telling myself that 3 months is a long time for not having wet the bed, even though I'm 25. I should probably be forced to wear diapers to bed every night just so I don't ruin it anymore than it already is. I-I almost exclusively fap to loli hentai and I even calculated that around 66% of my loli images involve panties.
No.157399
>>157393
I ironically hate you and you don't even know it
;^)
No.157400
No.157401
>>157397
no what i was trying to say was
you shouldnt go after bitches who already left you before to go be some guys slave
No.157402
>>157394
I have no idea how to deal with it
No.157403
>>157399
>IRONICLY
Sorry i missreaded it.
No.157404
No.157405
>>157398
Well done, master.
>>157397
Y'know, you could either have some insignificant "SK" there, or the full glory of "SKANDI".
>>157402
Well, neither do I, I'm not some super experienced guy!
No.157406
>>157393
>hailey unironically does anything
whut this is news to me o.0
im not even a real tranny wtf
No.157407
>>157395
Oh yea im sorry. Thank you.
>>157398
MILES!!!
No.157408
>>157405
I reread his last words to me again
I'm a piece of shit
No.157409
poor sci is getting bullied to death in animus
we really should have treated him better here
No.157412
>>157409
I still dont know this guy.
I would be willibg to give him a chance.
No.157413
>>157407
wait a minute
did i have the wrong akari?
ugh i hate posting
No.157414
>>157409
He'd probably be a pimp and beat all the boipussy in this thread.
No.157415
No.157416
>>157413
Date just having his name like this because he is mine.
No.157417
>>157414
he's a utter bitch though as well as being utter scum
No.157418
>>157416
oh
that's how it works?
your stupid girlfriend wont shut up about you
not trying to be insulting but every post she makes is about you
like god damn you have that pussy whipped
No.157419
tfw YOU LITEALLY cant spell the word ironcilly an akari hates me
;____________________________;
im not gay guys iswear
No.157420
She is just being a very good girl and she knows her place.
No.157421
>>157417
has he already come her once? lmao
No.157422
>>157408
I'm sorry, Spidey, I don't know anything about that kind of thing and I'm too drunk to say anything too reasonable in any case.
>>157414
kek
No.157423
boo, no, just no. I mean, no…
No.157425
>>157415
<3 i love you!
>>157418
hey frog poster!
>>157420
of course because i love my akari
No.157426
>>157420
I don't think you know what a girl is.
No.157427
>>157409
oh man is that pic actually him
jesus christ rofl
No.157429
>>157418
he's a vapid cunt who pretends to care and "tries" to help people by being so utterly useless about it
No.157430
>>157421
every time he's banned on animus
>>157422
say something unreasonable then
No.157431
>>157428
D-dont post this things.
Makes me sad.
You are a nice person :)
No.157432
>>157423
which post offended you
this happens often unfortunately
>>157427
yeah isnt that fucking crazy?
He's so PROUD OF THE WAY HE LOOKS TOO
No.157433
#SCIAREWELCOME
fucking nazis
No.157434
No.157435
>>157432
i dont actually care about peoples appearance, but when you attach a face like that to utter scum like him its just funny tbh
No.157438
>>157432
the one about sci.
and I'm not offended just no, I see no positives in keeping him anywhere on the internet, like maybe he'd fit in on 9gag or funnyjunk or something people would worship him and say he's so lolzy.
No.157439
>>157431
I was ordered to post it
No.157441
>>157437
HOUDTEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
*very important looking red light starts to blink plus sirens in the backround*
No.157442
>>157438
but there's no reason to drive the poor guy to suicide
which we're very close to im sure
>>157436
How are you darling?
I missed talking to you
>>157435
I care about people's appearance a lot unfortunately
part of being a flawed human
good thing you're cute tho
No.157444
i wanted to avoid posting any here but this 1 was too much
No.157445
>>157430
I'd really rather not 'cause I hate saying the wrong thing in these kinds of situations.
>>157439
>I was asked to post it by someone who has zero authority to actually order me to do anything
Fix'd <3
No.157446
>>157445
just fucking do it you cunt
No.157447
>>157442
the best solution would be for him to just leave then, it's not that hard.
No.157448
>>157443
>about to die during lift off
>erp
Dude
No.157449
the REAL official /lewd/ filter list
No.157450
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>>157444
don't post his shit, even if he does deserve it it's not right to and besides I don't want to see his face
No.157451
grids you're creepy af tho
>>157448
what I said was a euphemism for laughter
>>157449
>filters self
No.157452
>>157442
Should be sleeping but I'm with you lot, pretty good.
et toi?
No.157453
So.
I have been seeing some words thrown around about Sci.
What happened?
No.157454
I wonder what sci has done that he is so fame and everyone hates him
No.157456
>>157446
No! I'm sorry, but I'm not any good at this kind of thing, and I don't want to mess it up!
>>157449
You forgot to filter "jew*" and "america*".
No.157457
>>157455
you are so god damn confusing
No.157458
No.157459
>>157449
wowow thats not nice!
No.157460
>>157449
rude as heck
i tried filtering spider after he did something i forget but i felt bad and not seeing every post annoyed me
No.157461
>>157449
ty fam
>>157450
isnt it funny? you have to admit its funny
you damn antagonistic bastard you
>>157447
i will try to tell him this
>>157452
Tres bien
But Im glad your still here anyway
Im doing pretty weird but pretty okay
im just feeling odd about things
>>157453
go to animus
is too complicated to say
http://8ch.net/animus/res/861403.html#861710
just systematic bullying
>>157451
ROFL
No.157462
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>>157454
thing he's scum for is posting other peoples shit and then saying "I'm sorry you feel like that"
>>157456
FUCKING
DO
IT
!
No.157463
Niggers and queers scare me
No.157464
>>157461
you act as though everyone doesn't already.
No.157465
>>157461
the irony isn't lost on me but still it's not right
>>157460
be a cunt to duncel I think?
No.157466
>>157451
I think people should make a line between irl and anime circle jerk
No.157467
>>157463
>leaves animus and comes to post in /lewd/
>niggers and queers scare me
No.157468
Who is this Hailey fellow?
No.157469
>>157466
Dont bind the reply
No.157470
>>157462
I'm not going to do it, and this is the last time I'll be saying that.
No.157471
>>157463
BOO
>>157465
probably, but that's the past!
No.157472
>>157461
Ah. Okay. Thanks.
(Now i kinda feel bad for saying some shit to him…)
No.157473
>>157466
unrelated but yes
No.157474
>>157456
well i AM jewish AND american soo0ooooooooooooooo…..
>>157457
thats what your mom said when i fugged her :^)
>>157458
thanks
>>157459
ugh new filter!
>>157460
im a rude crude dude on /lewd/
>>157461
yw
No.157475
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>>157470
do it
>>157471
it's nice to see that kinda mentality, thank you for it
No.157476
>>157464
i just made a big post 4 him
mayb it will work?
>>157471
Hey babe what do you need?
>>157472
You too babe?
Same
No.157477
>>157474
youve got a lot more to work through!
No.157478
>>157477
fucking talk you stupid cunt
No.157479
>>157467
how did I leave?
>>157471
Are you a nigger or a queer?
No.157482
>>157474
She's dead though, I didn't know sissies were into necrophilia.
>>157479
I haven't seen you in forever!
No.157483
>>157482
>tfw i forgot what i said and i dont wanna unfilter myself
fuck
No.157484
>>157474
>i AM jewish
Filtered, distilled, locally and globally reported.
No.157485
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No.157486
No.157487
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>>157482
Too busy feeling like shit,sorry!
>>157483
>filters herself
Just stop posting to do everyone a favor :^
it was a joke,please dont be mad
No.157488
>>157484
that shit better be distilled at least 4 times and in a glass bottle bro
No.157489
>>157486
Your meme posting is some fucking MEME posting. I should try it some time.
>>157487
Feel better soon. :(
No.157490
>>157483
>filtering yourself
Why?
No.157491
>>157480
ive always had these weird times where i kind of have a sort of epiphany and change how my mood is and how i am towards other people
i've been really affectionate to people
No.157492
>>157468
I see what you did there.
No.157493
>>157490
SHITPOSTING
H
I
P
T
A
S
T
I
N
G
No.157494
No.157496
>>157495
It's the fault of immigrants, as usual.
No.157497
>>157496
>tfw youre one of the barbarian immigrants destroying /lewd/
No.157499
>>157496
T H I S
H
I
S
I THOUGHT IM ALONE WITH THAT OPINION.
we are one of the last OG's
No.157500
>>157491
oh I know that mood
hope you'll be right
No.157502
>>157496
Theyt post the same shit the old trannies did I blame akari and date tbh
No.157503
there is a civil war going on in my homethread and i seek merely shelter and all of your (wo)men
No.157504
>>157503
in a cage you go
unless you post dank frog memes
No.157505
No.157506
File: 1457480825100.jpg (95.54 KB, 1196x1008, 299:252, ss (2016-03-04 at 05.00.33….jpg)
noun was a sft so since I'm best sft this place actually belongs to me
No.157507
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>>157489
I'll try my best,how are you holding up?
No.157508
Discord is also a problem.
Everyone is now shit chatting instead of beibg here.
No.157509
Here's your frog
now hand me lewdcake
No.157510
>>157499
You're not alone! It's just that I don't like saying it, since most the newcomers aren't bad in and of themselves, it's just that they dilute the weird special /lewd/ atmosphere.
>>157502
Even if you hate Akari and Date, they're not really an issue! You can filter them if you'd like! It's more when over half the posts are by /animus/ people, then /lewd/ just becomes some colony.
No.157511
No.157512
>>157508
>tfw i only use dischord to talk with my bf
>>157509
pretty dank
ok he is now all yours do as you please with him
No.157513
DAMNNNN /LEWDS/
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE NO INV TO DISCORD
No.157514
>>157513
we dont want you south american immigrant
BUILD WALL
No.157515
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>>157497
you don't think I'm destroying /lewd/ do you?
No.157516
>>157513
I think I like the term /lewd/ites
No.157517
>>157513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT THE FUCKING DAMN DANIEL SHIT, THIS TRIGGERS ME YOU GODAMN FUCKING SPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
No.157518
theres a discord for this shithole?
where's the link lads
No.157519
>>157517
DAAAAMMMMN DANIAL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THOSE STEEL TOE BOOTS!!!
No.157520
>>157514
NIJONGO NANO DESU
>>157517
I love it when you get triggered
It makes me want to fuck your brains out while you shout out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157516
Or we can just call them fags
No.157521
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>>157520
I include myself in this, also I kissed a guy in plant with tongue because he tried to intimidate me, shows him.
No.157523
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>>157522
whats good? friend from the hood
heh i made a funny!
No.157524
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>>157523
Nothing much just chilling my man…. Sorry about the babies comment i see whatever you want is yours now.
No.157526
>>157524
its all cool and the gang!, i can always adopt the perfect aryan children
No.157527
>>157526
Yeah i like where your mind takes me. It's super funny.
No.157528
Sorry i had to post two times in a row.
No.157529
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>>157527
ah baka!
im glad you can find something nice out of it!
No.157531
i just came in my own mouth
No.157532
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No.157533
>>157531
cum into your own mouth instead then nerdlord
No.157534
>>157531
gotta admit it's gonna be a little more weird typing to you now
No.157535
I aslso blame everyone who takes the name of the board literally and think this is a place for erp only for this place being so bad
No.157536
>>157531
Without regretting it after 0.5 seconds?
No.157537
>>157535
*cuts your feets off and jams them up your dickhole until it splits*
No.157538
>>157534
why? did you think i wasnt a degenerate or something?
>>157535
youre retarded
>>157536
its a lot better than cumming then eating it after
No.157539
>>157538
I agree, but it's not like anyone's forcing you to eat it. Uh, unless someone's forcing you to eat it. In any case, to me at least, it always seems a lot more hot than it actually is!
No.157540
>>157538
I still don't think you are tbh
No.157541
>>157539
no one can "force" me to do anything
>>157540
alright
No.157542
>>157541
… Forgive my assumptions, but are you saying that you're not submissive?
No.157543
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>>157542
he's a power bottom
No.157544
>>157542
Hey Skandi! How are ya tonight?
No.157545
>>157542
oh im submissive
i just dont do things i dont want to do
>>157543
something like that
im not fully a switch
No.157546
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No.157547
ITS 7:30 NIGGAS WHO UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
No.157548
No.157549
No.157550
>>157543
I see.
>>157544
I'm doing alright! Had a test that went well, and master's been at a job interview that seems to have gone well! How're you doing, D?
>>157545
Extremely few subs do stuff they don't want to do, though! "Forced to" is relative!
>>157546
Goodnight!
No.157551
>>157550
yeah thats why i put "forced" in quotes
No.157552
>>157549
making fat stacks and having homolust for my bf!!!!
No.157553
>>157551
No, but… I think we're using a different definition of "'forced' in quotes".
No.157554
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No.157555
>>157550
Sweet! I was very depressed this afternoon, but I am better now! I guess it is one of those rare times in which it actually goes away quickly. Anyways, I had an okay day at school, and was spending the night home chillin' because I have no homework! (I am a senior at a high school, btw. (12th grade, if you don't know.))
No.157556
>>157554
Hey, Magi! How are you tonight/this morning?
No.157557
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No.157558
No.157559
>>157553
why i guess you could mean it that way in the sense of it being something you actually want to do, or in my sense, that you arent able to be forced to do anything over the internet
No.157560
>>157552
HOLY SHIT TELL US ABOUT YOUR BF AGAIN WE MISSED IT THE LAST 50 TIMES PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU LITERALLY AUTISTIC
No.157561
>>157560
if you dont like it filter it
please, danke!
No.157562
>>157556
Hey Drank <3 I'm good, just waking up, what about yourself?
>>157557
Hey Date <3 How's you?
>>157558
Hey Boo <3 How are you this evening?
No.157563
>>157561
Why don't you actually just shut the fuck up and talk about literally anything other than some german person you will never meet and never touch anything I'm begging you. Tell me what color shirt you're wearing or what the weather is like. Do you not realize how fucking stupid you sound when all you do is talk about him like jesus christ XD IM SO HAPPY WITH MY BF XD IM IN SKYPE WITH MY BF XD I MESSAGED MY BF literally you and him are the only people who care or wantr to see that shit please just go and stay go
No.157564
>>157555
I know how that goes, yesterday I was sitting there playing vidya and flat-out crying, and today I'm perfectly fine.
Neither "high school senior" nor "12th grade" tells me anything, foreign that I am!
>>157559
Then yeah, we certainly weren't using the same definition! Master can't make me do anything I genuinely don't want to do!
No.157565
>>157562
im chipper as always, im having a nice evening and akari is sleeping on mic so really well!
>>157563
well i never use skype :T
and well say what you want i dont care erally
autistic me? sure!
retarded? sure!
but happy i am and im content with life, pretty sad and petty of you to get so upset when you can filter me and never worry about my posts
but hey i guess you like it enough to not filter me
No.157568
>>157565
I honestly hope he cucks you and you kill yourself and never come here again
No.157569
>>157568
ill take note of that dont worry
No.157570
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>>157564
Hey Skandi <3
>>157565
Good to hear :), up to much tonight?
>>157566
Sadly that's the case sometimes, you not playing anything?
>>157567
Hey Baby <3 Feeling any better today?
No.157571
>>157562
I was depressed this weekend, but I am better now. It's one of those rare times in which I actually am able to feel better after just a little bit! Woo!
I had an okay day at school, but I was less productive than usual (because of said depression).
>>157564
Yeah…Sometimes, the feels train hits for absolutely NO REASON. Its kinda frustrating, to tell you the truth…
No.157572
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>>157570
not really gonna hang up on akari soon since he is asleep
did i tell you i love him alot already?
No.157573
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>>157571
It's good when the low mood finally lifts and everything seems a bit better :)
Up to much this evening?
>>157572
Just a bit :D How long's he been sleeping?
No.157574
>>157570
Hiya, Magi! You're popping up late!
>>157571
Yeah, it sucks, but I've gotten used to it. As long as you don't get genuinely suicidal, it'll pass without much of a mark, at least in my experience..
No.157575
>>157572
Like a million times, but I don't mind it. Kinda shows how much you like the guy.
No.157576
>>157573
for like 10 mins since he has to get up early tomorrow
but its nice to hear him when he sleeps >.>
>>157575
>.< i guess so
but yes he is the cats pyjamas
No.157577
>>157570
Not quite but i do have some medicine today so its not as bad.
No.157578
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>>157574
I've popped up a few times :D But yeah I'm on nightime hours at the min, thought I could go the whole day to reverse it, but needed a sleep in the end
How's you?
>>157576
Heh, as long as you are having fun :)
>>157577
Oh recreational or are you a bit poorly?
No.157579
>>157573
I am not up to much. Father just got a job that has it easier for him to stay at a hotel for 4 nights in order to actually get to the job and everything well enough. Kinda miss the guy (since he left very early yesterday morning).
So, what is your favourite kind of setting in works of fiction?
>>157574
Yeah. Besides Lucky Star, what is your favourite anime, btw?
No.157580
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Someone groped me at the DMV.
I enjoyed it.
I really am a horrible degenerate.
Also, I got so many compliments and this lady questioned if I was "born with a vagina" because she didn't understand why there was a male symbol on my legal documents since forever.
So woo, something something tranny
No.157581
>>157570
still bored though honestly
No.157582
>>157580
i wish i was cute enough to get groped in public..
No.157583
>>157578
Well, good luck with the sleep schedule. I've been a NEET myself, it's really not easy to keep under control even with stable energy levels.
And I'm doing fine! I had a Spanish test today, which I'm fairly certain I rocked, and master went to a job interview today, which he's fairly certain he at least did well on! So I'm in a good mood! What about you?
>>157579
To be quite honest, Lucky Star isn't among my favourite animes. It's an oddity of history that I even avatar as Konata. My favourites, in no particular order, are Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Nichijou and Tatami Galaxy!
No.157585
>>157582
Apparently I am attractive enough to be recognized and assumed a woman, wearing guy clothes too.
Im kinda happy about this honestly
No.157586
>>157585
i dont actually want to be a girl, but
FUCK
No.157587
>>157586
You would make a great girl
No.157588
>>157579
Good question, my favourite series is the Malazan series, it's dark military fantasy, probably the most indepth and realised fantasy I've read. I tend to read a lot of that kind, although I also like cyberpunk/steampunk too, for instance the Takeshi Kovac's novels by Richard K Morgan, or Matthew Stover's Act's of Kane series, which start with the novel Heroe's Die
>>157581
It's hard to shift that feeling, hopefully something will come up to help <3
>>157583
Sleep schedule I tend to find I can sort out over time, but it's nothing that really bothers me until I have to do something which requires a reversal or some attempt to sort it :)
I have faith in you and the majority of the time if you are confident, it'll end up being the case of an easy pass. Hopefully Miles get's the job, he mentioned how hard he had been working and it was stressful for him, so I wish him the best in that.
I'm in a good mood myself, just looking up some pc stuff, chatting and looking to see what novels are coming out this year. What's your tipple for tonight?
>>157584
<3
No.157589
>>157580
cool, I am no where near girly enough for any of that.
No.157590
I dont think i looked that good today..
>>157586
I do but lol oh well
>>157589
good or bad?
No.157591
>>157588
Well, the wonder of studying a single subject is that I've got practically zero work, so good grades require little effort, generally speaking!
I'm back on the red wine again! There was the new absinth, that might've become a replacement, except it tasted (and looked) like Colgate mouthwash.
No.157592
>>157583
…Huh. My favourite anime/manga is Berserk, is ya didn't know already from the times I have mentioned it. Haven't watched any of those anime, tbh. Anyways, I really like Berserk. The reason why is because even though I prefer more light hearted works, Berserk clicks with me in a way that not many other series had. I also like its surprisingly deep plot (sometimes hidden well in the blood, entrails, and giblets that are plentiful).
So, are those 3 anime good watches nowadays or were they works that only work well at the specific time period (like I hear Lucky Star was)?
>>157588
I don't read novels often at all, sorry. The question also accounted for video games, manga, anime, whatever. My favourite kind of setting is either dark fantasy, steampunk, or just plain fantasy. I don't prefer works set in a modern day setting as I don't really like to be reminded of the everyday life (as boring as that is.)
No.157593
>>157590
…I would've mistook ya for a girl, too. lol
No.157594
btw smug.jpg
>>157593
i like it better that way.
No.157596
>>157592
Berserk, of course! You and Noun. I haven't read a single chapter yet! It's on my list, sure, but it's just so fucking long.
And Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei mentions then-current stuff, but nowhere near as often as Lucky Star, while the other two are more or less divorced from time! Uh, not to sound like too much of a twat about it!
No.157597
>>157590
I guess it's an okay thing, I mean, well I've thought about well what if I was pretty and what if I took hormones but that doesn't work with the work I do, and it doesn't work with my hobbies mostly car things, so I've accepted being a guy is best for me.
is that you, Holy Fuck you're cute!!
No.157598
>>157596
Heh. Prepare for horrors, feels, and occasional feel-goods.
Okay, I guess I have to watch that at some point…
No.157599
>>157591
That's true, worrying about only one thing instead of many is always a bonus :)
Partial to the red wine myself, but I can see where the colgate taste could get a little sickly lol
>>157592
I'd say it would span most of the media I take in. I don't mind modern day if the tale being told is interesting, I like things that make you think, boring dull modern life stuff is just that, boring and dull
No.157600
>>157597
I really don't feel I'm worth the "Holy Fuck you're cute!!"
But maybe like not unattractive to some people
And alright, if you are happy and comfortable with what your situation is then thats good!
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No.157602
>>157601
unfortunately this
No.157603
>>157601
THATS WAY TOO GENEROUS
No.157605
>>157599
Yeah. I like stuff that makes me think, too. (in fact, I LOVE it.). I am a more philosophical kind of guy, you see, so I sometimes wonder about things like the essentials of life or something, and works that talk about that provide instant thought candy for me. (Is thought candy a new phrase or is it an actual phrase?)
tl;dr: I love to think and I love works that make me think.
No.157607
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>>157600
I'd say you are cute <3
No.157609
>>157602
it really isnt
i mean sure thats just my taste
other peoples standards would probably be like 7.5/10
ur still fucking hot tho
No.157611
>>157607
let me lick you
>>157609
>super fucking hot
that just
im just a decently attractive to some people
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No.157618
>>157611
Where do you have in mind?
No.157620