No.158622
>>158615
>Eats all the rice in the house.
No.158623
>>158612
I dont want to feel like real people
No.158625
>>158613
Skipping school
Dealing with replacing a hard drive
Playing smash
No.158626
>>158605
One of the biggest perverts here
>>158612
Oh, well yea I dont mind at all. Thanks
>>158620
I dont own any mags!
No.158629
>>158623
Then what do you want to feel like?
>>158626
I got you, not like I'm ever doing anything too much.
Now to go watch and finally finish this japanese drama.
No.158630
>drinking with master
>he gives up after two glasses of whiskey and half a beer
No.158631
>>158626
well if thats what you want you can be of the biggest
>>158629
I dont want to feel
No.158633
>>158627
What is with that psu, are you trying to bottle neck it and kill all your components? With the parts you have you are gonna want to aim for around 700 or 750w.
No.158634
>>158630
What book are you going to read me when you get on steam in 1 minute?
No.158635
I will be waiting Cherub
>>158627
>tfw
>>158629
Oh alright peace
>>158630
>>158631
What do I get?
No.158636
>>158635
You won't get anything!
No.158637
>>158633
I'm not sure. I was told that 500 would be enough.
>>158635
No.158640
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>>158635
I have two monitors, it's not like I magically disappear.
>>158631
I heard alcohol is good for that.
>>158630
You need him to stop being so casual. How can a skinny fuck like me out drink him?
>>158627
Where the fuck is your mother board? Make sure to get one compatible with your CPU.
Warning that CPU cooler you are getting is huge as fuck its the one I have so be careful with it.
>>158637
Probably by a moron, 450w is what you use on a low tier computer. If you are running a r980 you want 700w+
I have a 700w in mine and hence why my computer is like 5 years old and I haven't had to replace any broken parts.
No.158641
where is my cute little hunny?
No.158642
>>158632
In his defence, he hardly ever drinks.
>>158634
None! Here, have two minutes of The Hobbit I read for master a while ago while drunk:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4y4IyZMrK
Aaand a few hours later while very drunk (beware: dwarves have accents):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xzh3NIjcNX
>>158635
>>158640
Well, he doesn't really drink! Weed's been his thing for ages!
No.158644
>>158640
Alcohol makes me feel to much who ever told you that is a liar
a big fat liar
No.158646
>>158636
Rude!
>>158637
amd is gonna take more power 500 with that probably will die fast. Since I have both amd cpu and gpu I had to get a 750 buut I already gave me 2 cents
>>158639
That is a lewd pic. You just became the biggest pervert, please take my crown.
>>158640
Well you made it seem like you were going.
>>158643
ello
No.158647
>>158642
Doesn't change my statement !
No.158648
>>158643
same tbh. Tok me a while to relaize
No.158650
>>158645
*pat pat*
I LOVE YOU :3
No.158652
did that statue just commit suicide
No.158653
>>158646
You're the one rude here. Its you thats demanding things just because i got excited by tits.
No.158654
>>158644
Really I think it depends what you drink, have you tried a different alcohol than what you normally have?
>>158646
I don't word good.
>>158642
Well convert him into the booze, it's healthier
WARNING: The Surgeon General legally requires me to say booze is not in fact healthy.
No.158656
>>158650
i love you too!!!!
<3 <3 <3
No.158657
>>158646
I don't want that crown
you keep it plus I'm no pervert
>>158652
Nah it was executed for being a commie
>>158654
No alcohol makes me not feel something
No.158658
>>158646
hey Bit
what's up
are you a qt
>>158625
you skipped school?
naughty naughty
No.158659
>>158654
I can convert master into booze? Hmm. This requires some thinking. It might be worth it.
No.158660
>>158653
Fine! I will just catch you off guard next time!
>>158654
I noticed a bit
>>158655
>>158657
I sold the crown for 4 rice bags
>>158658
No im just a small rice grain in the fields
No.158662
>>158657
Have you tried sleep? Sleep works for me, I'm an addict to it.
>>158659
Well I'm sure you could with a it of effort, I mean that way he can never leave you.
>>158660
This is why I watch shows instead, it doesn't require me speaking or doing much of anything really. Just sitting in place.
No.158663
>>158661
is mike matei even human
No.158664
>>158661
Yeah, that's so 2015.
No.158665
>>158663
Tough question. I suppose he may not be?
No.158666
>>158660
Good job!
>>158662
I cant sleep I do wish I could sleep forever though
would be nice
No.158667
>>158662
What, just jam him into a barrel with some water and sugar and yeast and let him ferment? Anyway, I'd just end up drinking him, in which case he certainly would leave me.
No.158671
>>158666
I can sleep for next to forever, it's pretty good. Though I feel like I waste time if I'm not progressing on a game or show.
>>158667
Naw, I'm sure we will find a method.
Maybe we can just clone him or something else.
>>158668
About what?
No.158672
>>158662
Yea I guess that is true
>>158666
Thanks! I could give you some if you want.
>>158670
Careful those memes could poke your eye out
No.158673
>>158669
j-just stay on mic every night till I fall asleep and I will be alright.
No.158674
>>158667
I'm sure this could be the basis for a new kind of porn.
No.158675
>>158660
>implying its ever gonna happen.
>>158668
I've been in that period. Its not a nice feeling.
Anyway i'm off to bed. See you later folks.
No.158676
>>158658
I only have one real class on these days anyways
No.158677
>>158674
or a snuff film
the hell kinda porn are you watching, Dotter?
No.158678
>>158677
I think I've been hanging around with the wrong crowd.
Save me, Tak.
No.158679
I prepare for bed now.
Maybe I will be posting in bed from my bed but Im not sure yet.
I better say good night.
GOOD NIGHT
No.158680
date lets met in my house (discord channel) in like 15min.
No.158682
>>158671
If I could clone him, I'd rather just have two of him without turning any of them to wine. Twice the fun, possibly! Though an odd love triangle.
>>158674
There's not much happening though, is there? Unless the focus would be on forcing people into barrels in the first place.
>>158679
Good night, possibly!
No.158683
>>158675
Uh but it is..
Cya later
>>158679
Night
>>158681
*Pokes your eye out*
No.158685
>>158682
What about the whole drinking someone thing?
Like a vore thing?
I think that's what I was getting at.
No.158686
>>158671
I wish I could
would be nice to waste years away fast
>>158672
if I want a dish with rice ill be sure to ask
No.158687
>>158678
bad news
I've been hanging with them too
No.158688
>>158672
So when you going to stream for /lewd/ so I can creep in and be lazy so I don't have to pick out a show for myself? I need to increase how lazy I am.
>>158682
You would like to be spitroasted between two masters wouldn't you slut?
Still is it a love triangle? Isn't it more like a love Y?
>>158686
Naw wasting time is bad, set small goals for yourself.
No.158690
>>158683
hah it was my glass eye!
No.158691
>>158689
the situation isn't beyond saving
quick Dotter, grab my shaft.
No.158692
>>158685
Ooh. Then you could have beating people and forcing them into barrels, then them drowning, and then drinking them (preferably with them somehow being conscious of the fact that they're being drunk). Call /d/ and let them know about the new fetish in town.
>>158688
Of course I would, identity issues be damned!
Hm yes, 'cause I suppose I'd love them both and they'd both love me? Though how they'd feel about each other is up for debate.
No.158693
Yo everybody! How is all of y'all?
No.158695
>>158688
My goal is to sleep forever
No.158696
>>158691
*grabs it tightly*
>>158692
On it!
Maybe we should hire some artists and get a cut of the commission profits for this?
No.158697
>>158693
Pretty good, thanks! And you?
No.158698
>>158692
Well it depends, does master like himself or no?
For someone like me it'd be a perfect love triangle with my waifu if I was cloned. I love myself enough I'd fuck me, they'd probably enjoy that, then spitroasting would work too.
So in my case 2 me works great, but I don't know if they'd like two of them.
>>158695
What is this song from if anything it says so familiar or what is this game.
Still I'll not let you sleep forever, I call dibs on that.
No.158702
>>158699
Are we saved now?
No.158703
>>158686
I changed my mind, im not sharing!
>>158688
I dont think there is anyone who would want to spend a lot of time watching anime atm with me. I alrady hve like 4-5 shows download I need to watch. Then catch up with Gundam and one other show this season.
>>158690
Fugged! I got memed again!
No.158704
>>158696
Whaddaya mean "we"?
>>158698
I guess he likes himself, but it'd still be a weird situation with me! No man can serve two masters, that's in the Bible! And I'm obviously fiercely religious!
>>158700
DELETE THIS
No.158705
>>158702
Quite. I swatted the meteor back into the depths of space with my enormous dong.
No.158706
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>>158703
>not as cool as reimu
No.158707
>>158697
I am doing great. In a foods class at school(that isn't a college, the one before, don't really know if you know a bit of the USA's education system.), we made some chicken alfredo fettuccine. (That shit's my fave, btw, so I found the day VERY enjoyable) Now I just plan to chillax, play vidya, watch some animu, the usual.
Any plans for tonight/today?
No.158708
>>158703
I'm sure me , burt, and possibly date will all want to watch shows with you.
>>158704
It's in the bible right next to, thou must suck thy masters dick.
Correct?
>>158700
Can you hear me?
No.158709
>>158704
I'm saying we should be joint partners in this enterprise!
>>158705
I never realised your dong was quite so big.
>>158707
Ooh, nice.
I'll probably just talk to my bf, listen to music and maybe play vidya for another hour before I go off to bed.
No.158710
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>158698
Its Rain
and no I will sleep forever everyone else can do whatever as long as they dont wake me
>>158703
fair enough I wouldnt share with me either
No.158712
>>158709
it's like a fuckin redwood tree.
No.158713
>>158706
Who needs to be cool when you can be cute as a button
>>158708
It's a possibility
No.158714
>>158708
That seems to have been pencilled in, but yeah, it's there.
>>158709
Well, for what it's worth, I've seen people having fetishes for girls that melt and stuff, which is basically turning them into liquid, so I'm not sure what this new fetish brings to the table except the specific method of liquefaction!
>>158711
Nah! I'll keep that, and the other pics!
No.158715
>>158713
pfft i got that too
No.158716
>tfw you forget to bring the towel again to the bathroom when you take a shower
Every. Single. Time.
No.158717
>>158713
What are those 4 shows at hand right now. Gundam being irrelevant cause mecha-shit.
>>158714
Skandi when you gonna make more vocaroos with your silly voice, I'm assuming oyu are still drinking so it should be soonTM.
>>158710
Naw naw naw, I will put myself in a coma first. Just so I can wake up when I'm like 40 and have a heart attack about how the world has advanced in 18 years.
No.158718
>>158716
Are you not a normal person who puts his towels in the bathroom?
No.158719
>tfw your different from other people
No.158720
>>158712
Pics or I won't believe it.
>>158714
Ahh, but this includes alcohol, so it's infinitely better.
>>158716
>not keeping towels in the bathroom at all times
PLEB.
No.158721
>>158717
Be in a coma all you want
Im still gonna sleep forever
No.158722
>>158718
>>158720
I share a home with two people and I don't want them to use my towels so I just keep it in my room.
No.158724
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No.158725
>>158717
Gundam is great thank you very much, I need to finish soul eater and shadow skill. The one I want to start are both psycho pass seasons, Outlaw Star, Haibane and NANA. Well guess more than 4 lol.
Pretty much everything here
http://myanimelist.net/profile/BitCloudYo
>>158719
Being different is nice
No.158726
>>158719
>iktfb
Hello everyone!
No.158727
>>158714
I didn't show you the newest one did I ?
No.158728
>>158725
>Being different is nice
>>158726
how so
No.158729
>>158722
>not having an apartment to yourself and being able to walk naked through it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158723
Y-yeah.
No.158730
>>158717
My voice isn't that silly! And I dunno, I'm not drunk yet, just drinking. Besides I wouldn't know what to say. We'll see in an hour or so!
>>158720
I'll do it, if you start up the Etsy account to sell, like, wine with panties in it or whatever, with an accompanying doujin about the girl the wine was made from!
>>158727
Uh! I wouldn't know, I don't know when you take new pics.
No.158731
>>158729
gimme like 5 minutes
No.158733
>>158721
I'll win the sleep off mate. You have 0 chance of beating a self proclaimed sleep master.
>>158722
EW other people.
You don't trust them enough to not use them though? They gross neckbeards or something, cause otherwise I probably wouldn't give two shits who used my towel.
>>158725
I haven't seen any of psycho pass so that should be the series we start when we have free time then.
I have 0 interest in NANA just cause I know the manga isn't finished and never will be finished cause permanent hiatus.
>>158729
>not walking around naked despite other people being around.
It's like you have shame or something.
>>158730
Alright you keep drinking and I'll keep drinking. One of us and by one I mean you, will eventually make vocaroos with their super silly voice.
No.158734
>>158730
Done!
>>158731
>needing that long
Pls.
No.158735
>>158728
cause i like to flirt with older men on an anime website and uhm…
Be cute~
No.158737
>>158733
Who says I don't do that too~?
No.158739
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No.158740
>>158736
How am I a baka?
>>158737
Pervert.
No.158741
>>158732
??
>>158735
How old are you? How old are they? What anime website? And having a tame fetish like that doesnt make you that much different.
No.158742
>>158738
Get quicker for me!
>>158740
You like that, though.
No.158743
>>158730
whenever I'm told to
No.158744
>>158728
That was a fucking excellent anime.
>>158729
normie ree EEee
>>158733
They're just old. I'm a rather clean and hygenic person and I prefer having my own things to clean myself with.
No.158745
>>158733
My voice is not all that silly!
>>158734
It seems we've cornered the market, then, 'cause I can find no mention anywhere of anyone selling alcohol with underwear floating in it!
>>158743
Oh, so more or less hourly?
No.158748
>>158745
I knew we could do it!
No.158749
>>158733
Im not trying to beat you im just trying to sleep forever
No.158750
>>158741
16~
Older than me I hope.
This one!
I know, I just couldn't think of anything but I didn't want to be rude and not respond…
>>158747
i-it was a joke…
No.158751
>>158742
Why would I? Means you are gonna try to see my skin and make dirty and suggestive jokes.
>>158744
Aw well old people are icky too so that counts. I always use my towel once and wash it.
Have you considered just getting a bathrobe? A good one that double functions as a towel?
>>158745
Your voice literally makes me smile and laugh cause of how ridiculous and silly it is! You are just like a cartoon character, when are you gonna voice in my cartoons as the comedic side character?
>>158747
It's nothing, thats not how conversation progresses, so what is it?
>>158749
I'm going to set up an alarm clock that goes off ever 2 hrs so you never sleep forever.
No.158752
>>158709
Ah, sounds kinda comfy.
Out of curiosity, what is your fave animu? Sorry for the late response!
No.158754
I'm off to work, ciao!
>>158751
It'd still be in my room. I have one anyways.
No.158755
>>158724
I enjoy the story in PSO2.
No.158756
Thank you for using my body, Kyoko
No.158757
>>158751
Maaaaaaybe~
>>158752
I'd say Nichijou, but someone berated me for that a couple of days ago.
What's yours?
No.158758
>>158751
why ruin my life?
No.158759
No.158760
>>158750
>16
lmao, nevermind, boring.
No.158761
>>158757
>
Complete badassery incarnate.
I usually prefer more light-hearted series, but this one just REALLY clicked like barely any other series like it.
No.158763
>>158761
In case you can't read that title, its Berserk.
No.158764
>>158750
I know! I just forgot your name was straight up baka lol
>>158751
We're having a conversation?
No.158765
>>158748
Does this count, though? It kinda looks like somebody made alcohol out of a guy, even though it's just a toe.
>>158751
Depends if I get paid enough or not! Voice acting isn't a stable job!
>>158753
cant handle de bantz
>>158754
Don't get fired!
No.158768
>>158758
Cause ruining your life improves mine.
Can't you just take one for the team?
>>158757
No aaaa no squiggly line!
It's a yes cause you are a filthy pervert, I'm gonna crucify you, since me and skandi are good religious people we gonna clean you of your sins.
>>158764
Generally when two people are talking to each other its considered a conversation. Though if you called me baka that means a part of you has recovered.
>>158765
I thought this was a toe covered in maple syrup at first.
Still it will be enough to pay for more alcohol.
No.158769
>>158765
I wish someone would rip off my dick and spit in my mouth then make me cook it and eat it
No.158770
>>158765
That looks pretty gross, man.
>>158768
Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!
No.158771
>tfw playing pso2
This is a screenshot of the story mode gameplay.
No.158772
>>158768
No I refuse
ill just lock my self away
No.158773
>>158768
Recovered?
>>158771
I remember that map!
No.158774
>>158768
Still doesn't sound like a wise career move, I'm sorry.
>>158769
Yes yes, I know! How have you still not found a sadist who'd be into that kind of thing?
>>158770
Oh, you can't handle the gritty truth of the newly invented "turning people into alcoholic drinks" fetish? Are you some sort of TPiAD casual?
No.158775
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No.158776
>>158774
They get weirded out by my fetishes..
No.158777
>>158774
Well, it's not as if they'd have cut off toes in the alcohol, is it!
No.158778
>>158770
It's two versus one at the very least I know I can just pay skandi in alcohol to assist me. It's alright if you live for a week we will let you down.
>>158772
I'll attach it somewhere you can't reach on your back, I'm gonna make this alarm clock a living hell for you.
>>158773
Since it's what you always called me that means a part of you has recovered! Like a puzzle piece.
>>158774
Well do it as an off task, I'll pay you in alcohol and a one way ticket to send miles to you for oyu to voice act an entire play I write out.
No.158779
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>>158773
Well it's the starting point in episode 4. Its way different how it is though. They changed the story path in episode 4.
No.158780
>>158778
No you will never be close enough to me to do that
No.158781
>>158776
Fuck random guys on Craigslist until you end up with a serial killer who'd gladly chop your dick off.
>>158777
It's for authenticity's sake, Tripsboy! Authenticity! Art demands sacrifice!
>>158778
My parents taught me not to take acting jobs from relative strangers! That way depravity lies!
No.158782
>>158778
Ok, sure, give it your best shot.
No.158783
>>158781
Authenticity? In porn?
I've been told not to expect this, though.
No.158784
>>158773
>>
According to the story that map was just a dream. SO it's onward to the new episode 4 exclusive map tokyo
This is gameplay of the tokyo map.
No.158785
>>158783
Oh, I see, so you wanted to make porn for plebs, huh? I want to make porn that'll get a permanent exhibition in Tate! I want to make porn that'll resonate in the hearts and dicks of the entire world! This partnership is over!
No.158786
>>158778
So I was broken before? Baka was the first thing that came to my mind
>>158779
>>158784
Oh is that boss with the moving arms still fun to fight? I think he was red, oh looks fun and kinda annoying how small those hallways are lol
No.158787
>>158782
I will though you might not like it, I'm gonna have to have you sign a waver that I'm not responsible for anything that may happen.
>>158781
Your parents also teach you how to suck dick so well?
I'm grateful your parents had such weird genes though, like how recessive must have those traits been to produce your odd and silly voice.
>>158780
That's what they all say at first.
>>158786
Yup that proves you are fixed then, I guess we put a duct tape over your crack and its all better now!
No.158788
>>158786
I think that EQ is in rotation forever but some of the newer ones are a little more intense.
No.158789
>>158622
>Says that he's a 2hu hater
>Has pic of Yuyuko
No.158790
>>158642
2nd vocaroo, 9:09
I'll remember this for future use.
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No.158791
>>158787
if you ever found me id just remove my brain that way nothing can wake me up and id also be dead
rip Burt 1653-2016
No.158792
>>158787
I don't think my parents taught me how to suck dick, but with repressed memories being all the rage these days you never know.
And I don't quite understand why you've latched onto my voice! It's not like it's annoying me all that much.
>>158790
PS. Despite that obvious clue that I did 9/11, I was actually part of the much less successful cell that attempted to hijack buses.
No.158793
>>158787
I wasn't broken!
>>158788
Dont feel like playing bdo anymore?
No.158794
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No.158795
>>158789
I don't, I didn't even know that was a touhou. I was on gelbooru and just typed Rice Animatuon. It was the first usable one for my purposes, the only touhou folder I have is reisen right now cause she is top tier fap bait but thats mostly an extremely old folder.
>>158791
RIP burt, welp that just means I'm gonna take your dead corpse and play dress up with it. Maybe even whore your dead corpse out.
>>158792
Didn't I tell you when I first heard it? It's adorable, I can't help what I do and don't like.
Things that will always make me smile.
Good puns
People who can accurately replicate ginyu force poses
And Skandi's Voice
>>158793
You were super broken, wouldn't even let me bully you is how broken you were.
No.158796
>>158793
No i truly do. Just wanted to see the new gathering update in pso2 which came out today. But i dont have the tokyo field unlocked so i cant gather at that zone until i go back and do a bit of story.
No.158797
>>158795
sorry but when i die my body will explode you aren't the first person who has expressed interest in defiling my corpse
No.158798
>>158795
I can't really remember! I tend to be drunk when I post voice. But uh, I guess I'll make a valiant attempt to treat it as a compliment!
No.158799
No.158800
>tfw you find your voice really bland
No.158801
>>158785
Pfffff. Fineeeee. I'll keep all the money to myself, then!
Ok, off to bed now. Night, guys!
No.158802
>>158795
I dont even enjoy bullying like some others here so no I wasn't!
>>158796
Oh I see, I should really get back into it someday
>>158797
….
No.158803
>>158797
I'm not defiling it, other people will be and I'll simply be accepting payment for it. I'll get anti measures, I know if you collect all the dragonballs you can wish the bombs out of someones body.
>>158799
Don't hmmm me slut.
>>158798
It is, it's a compliment that I could never even see how anyone could fuck you. I'd probably be busy cracking up anytime you spoke I'd fall on the ground rolling and laughing.
>>158800
Your voice isn't bland its pretty cute but until you hear skandi's voice it is.
Bit's voice is the best in terms of actual seduction since it's the kind of voice I listen to for ASMR.
My voice is bland.
No.158804
>>158800
I dont like my own voice either dont worry
No.158805
>>158802
You bully me all the time calling me a baka!
No.158806
>>158803
Dragonballs arent real
No.158808
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>>158803
ahhh well i never found my voice too special, but i never have asked anyone to rate it i guess
>>158804
thats the sprit burt!
No.158809
>>158802
Sure i bet giving it another try could be exciting. It's a big investment of time.
No.158810
>>158801
Goodnight!
>>158803
Uh! Nobody's fucked me, actually, my figurative butt hymen remains intact! Despite being a bottom at heart, I've only ever been a top.
No.158811
>>158805
That isn't bullying!
>>158807
*Takes OJ*
>>158809
Do you play with anyone now?
No.158812
No.158813
>>158806
Bullshit, clearly they are, I can buy them on ebay.
I bet you don't even know about Super Dragonballs!
>>158808
Yeah I don't think anyone would find their own voice too special.
>>158810
Cause no one could ever manage to stay hard while listening to that ridiculous voice of yours.
I'm gonna have you record like 5 lines and attach it to a jack-in-the-box toy. It will sell millions I bet, it will be known as the day the world laughed.
>>158811
How isn't it bullying? You are calling me mean names!
No.158815
>>158811
Its fine I wont be needing any.
>>158813
I watch Super I know what they are.
either way no one is doing anything to me or my corpse as neither will exist at that point
No.158816
>>158812
>going to bed at the same time as Dotter, who lives a billion time zones away from you
Goodnight, in any case!
>>158813
I have sucked a few dicks, though, which managed to stay hard!
And that's fine by me, whatever gets me rich works.
No.158817
>>158813
Then stop being a baka!
>>158815
*Takes saiyan*
>>158816
But im not going to bed
No.158818
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>>158813
well that is true i guess i just leave the judgment of my voice to others then
No.158819
>>158815
Of course you do cause Super is the greatest thing ever!
Fucking hercule saving the entire planet when he went super sayian was so baller.
>>158816
Thats probably cause your mouth was filled with dick so you couldn't speak.
I never said you'd get the profits. I'll give you .01% if you are a good sport though.
>>158817
You don't even tell me why I am a baka ever!
>>158818
Yes to me the resident voice judger
No.158820
>>158817
hows that work?
>>158818
what if other people are liars?
>>158819
Ginyu coming back was the best
No.158821
>>158819
well you have heard and you say its not to bad so ill take solace in that
No.158822
>>158817
Oh, you were just shouting "night" into the void.
>>158819
If you think I don't talk while sucking dick, you do not understand what kind of person I am!
What incentive do I have to do it, then?
No.158823
>>158822
I don't in fact, I also only know the things from my experience and people weren't able read allowed to talk.
>>158821
I have in fact, aren't you in the discord, I'm sure everyones heard your voice by now.
>>158820
Ginyu coming back was amazing, I loved it but was so disappointed that they rushed the golden freeza arc. My hard-on for freeza is infinite but they could have done so much with that.
Like killing piccolo for good or any other actual plot changing thing
They've honestly played it too safe, like almost 0 risk in terms of the story. They wouldn't let gohan fight so he'd show he could be stronger than goku/vegeta, they don't bring uub despite mentioning he exist to not bring up GT. All this shit they are playing far too safe.
No.158824
>>158819
And I never will
>>158820
>>158822
Breakfast! Breakfast!..breakf–
I was shouting that, did you hear?
No.158825
>>158824
This is cause you are a bully! A normal friend would at least explain why they call someone something!
No.158826
>>158823
They dont bring uub cause hes still a toddler they say that.
>>158824
No.158827
>>158825
No bully here, just a normal unbroken bit that likes rice
>>158826
You can have it back later
No.158828
>>158823
i am on dischord!
but i only talked to akari in it so no one yet, i never talk to anyone but him
No.158829
>>158823
I'd still do it! Punishment just makes me harder! Unless it's master punishing me.
>>158824
Don't you bring that up again, Bitterbridge!
No.158830
>>158826
One I can't remember exact details, two still literally had a "oh majin buu fell asleep so he can't fight". Thats how safe they are playing this shit. Majin buu could have beat the ass of probably every one of those tournament fighters but they don't let him.
>>158827
A normal unbroken bit cause he got fixed. Do you at least add something to your rice?
>>158828
So really only me and akari have heard your voice? Damn akari and his sleeping I'd have him bully you to do a vocaroo so people could hear you then.
>>158829
God damn subbie sluts, you are the worst I can never win with you.
No.158831
>>158830
yeah i dont use voice chat for anything but to talk to him and play csgo
No.158832
>>158827
I dont need it
I dont need anything
>>158830
They just excluded boo so goku can be the 5th man since he was cheated.
No.158833
>>158830
Of course you can, just get a pet and make him dependent on you! Then punishment might actually be bad!
No.158834
>>158829
Please eat the breakfast I cooked for you skandi…
>>158830
I didn't get fixed because there was nothing to fix you weeb!
>>158832
Need air
No.158835
>>158830
Yea sometimes beans with it
No.158836
>>158834
Nah I can survive in a vacuum
No.158837
>>158832
Could have had boo fight the fat bear and it would have been more exciting than the stupid fight him and goku had that was just a waste of time.
>>158831
Aw okay, yeah people might bully you like they do moe if you did.
>>158833
I have pets but even they don't seem to understand that punishment means you shouldn't do something.
>>158834
Weeb, you are the mega nerd who has to wear glasses!
>>158835
That sounds weird as hell, why don't you just eat it with soy sauce or meat?
No.158838
>>158837
Then they couldn't have the shock of Goku losing
all that matters is they need to have vegeta just dominate frost and make it look good and not shit like all the fights
No.158839
>>158834
It's the middle of the night!
>>158837
You're not giving out the right punishments, then! Or they're not dependent enough on you! Master can just call me "bad" and I'll immediately stop what I'm doing and feel terrible about having done it.
No.158840
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>>158837
yeah thats why i just make it minimum, plus my confidence isnt as high as normal so i avoid most contact
No.158841
>>158836
Teach me
>>158837
It's not weird! Yea sometimes with beef
>>158839
Night breakfast is the best!
No.158842
>>158841
Well then that works at least, this is still why I have to cook for you since clearly you can't.
>>158840
Get some CC, that clown confidence does wonders.
>>158839
That sounds hard, I just think you are an actual obedient sub is all.
>>158838
Vegeta is gonna do allt he fights unless pink fuck does though. Might as well just call it the vegeta arc.
No.158843
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>>158842
CC? how does that work?
No.158844
Does anyone want a dota stream ?
No.158845
>>158842
Maybe you're just weird because you dont eat rice with beans weirdo
No.158846
>>158841
Its simple first you just be created with the ability to survive in a vacuum
thats it
>>158842
Vegeta will lose to the other saiyan just cause why not but yeah Monaka is gonna fight no doubt
No.158847
>>158842
I am an obedient sub, and only partially because it feels great when master praises me!
>>158841
Night breakfast is a stupid old meme! Just like you!
No.158848
>>158846
Oh very simple indeed
>>158847
Im not old you bearded lady! Being a meme is wonderful
No.158849
>>158843
Yo disregard any sort of standards or shame you have in order to gain confidence. You just turn off the part of your brain that says think.
>>158845
Naw normal is based around me. So anything that isn't just me is odd and weird while whatever I do is the standard for normal.
>>158846
So then we can assume vegeta beats up everyone until monaka fights the sayian. I'm betting it's just can be a normal honorable fight of oh look your people are all like this and its gonna turn out the sayian vegeta fighting is his alternate world version of himself.
>>158847
Good I hope he never praises you then. Real talk I'm planning on having break for dinner tonight, going to make breakfast burritos.
No.158851
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>>158849
sadly thats the part of my brain thats in overdrive all the time ;_;
No.158852
>>158850
You are the weirdo! Go back to fapping to your hentai pervert.
>>158851
Well tell it to stop.
No.158853
>>158848
You're older than uh, longcat or whatever! That's pretty old as memes go!
>>158849
He praises me at least once a day, when I go to bed! So hah! And enjoy your weird dinner!
No.158854
>>158848
yup so use that knowledge wisely
>>158849
I dont know what will happen you just gotta find out next time on Dragon Ball Super
No.158855
>>158853
You changed drinking to drunk now giv eme a vocaroo you whore. I'm getting tired and might have to sleep soon so you need to give it to me before then.
>>158854
I do know though, trust me.
No.158856
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>>158852
Complete weirdo
>>158853
Shut up before I slap you with these bacon strips of justice!
>>158854
I blew up my computer..
No.158859
>>158856
I'm gonna steal your rice and put fish on all of it.
>>158857
Well bully it until it does.
>>158858
This is why you are ever going to sleep permanently
No.158860
>>158858
Oh..then im gonna borrow yours for a bit
>>158859
Disgusting. I would slap you for that.
No.158861
>>158859
but im not a bully D;
No.158862
>>158855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MvJvw2wuUV
>>158856
I'd rather you slap me with them than make breakfast with them now!
No.158863
>>158860
Lets go hun, I'm gonna through tasty yummy fish on all your rice.
>>158861
We gonna teach you how to bully akari don't worry. Everyone has a bit of bully in them.
No.158864
>>158859
If im awake ill just complain about hating my life non stop so its best you let me sleep
>>158860
Dont blow it up please
No.158865
>>158862
how goes skandal?
No.158866
>>158862
Then shove them down your throat!
>>158863
I wont let you come near me
>>158864
It may be sticky but its 100% functional
No.158867
>>158862
He-he-he, your voice is so silly. Okay i'm going to bed now, that was everything I wanted in my life. I'll have you do more silly voice recordings when I'm not all the way tired.
>>158864
I'm going to sleep right now, get rekt nub.
>>158866
I don't have to go near you to get to your rice, plus thats what drones are for.
Make sure to bully burt while I sleep.
No.158868
>>158866
Why would it be sticky?
>>158867
nerd
No.158869
>>158863
i wouldnt hrt a paper bag flying in the wind….
i dont think i could be mean
No.158870
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how do you make a tummy not feel like shit
No.158871
>>158867
im not a bully, peace
>>158868
Uh.. I spilled rice on it?
No.158872
>>158871
Im gonna choose to believe you
No.158873
>>158865
I'm doing acceptably well! Master and I are drinking together (though he's an ocean away), and he's not used to alcohol so it's interesting. How about you?
>>158866
Pervert!
>>158867
Well alright, goodnight!
No.158874
>>158872
You made the right choice
>>158873
Bacon! I mean the bacon!
No.158875
>>158874
I like to think so
No.158877
>>158874
That's still fucking lewd, B.
No.158878
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>>158876
what if it's mine
No.158879
>>158873
not really doing anything like at all, just kinda tired.
No.158880
>>158878
Uhhhh have someone else kiss it?
No.158881
>>158875
Now send me 3445 bags of rice or else
>>158877
Im getting tired and sleepy, just eat my bacon pls..
No.158882
>>158880
nobody else is here
No.158883
>>158881
or else what? cause I cant do that
No.158885
>>158879
Everyone seems to be tired today. People should nap more.
>>158881
I will not, Bit, I'm sorry!
No.158886
>>158883
I die
>>158885
Then I will wait till you sleep…even tho it seems like I will be sleeping first..I better lock my door
No.158887
>>158886
then i failed you…
time to off myself
No.158889
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>>158885
I don't have time to nap at work, and if I nap when I get home, I just wined up sleeping until I need to get up the next morning.
No.158890
>>158886
Lock your doors, close the blinds, buy extra curtains and a dog, but you still won't be safe.
No.158892
>>158889
Well, if you sleep all through the night when you just intend to nap, it seems to me like your body actually needs that sleep.
No.158893
>>158892
I need 6 hours, I enjoy my free time, even if I'm tired.
No.158895
No.158898
>>158870
Ginger or lemon tea or ginger lemon tea.
No.158899
>doujin tagged as femdom
>in the first two pages the girl is like "let's have sex"
>the rest of the time she's getting fucked and begging for the guy to cum in her
No.158901
>>158900
because you're so dead
No.158902
>>158901
No I am alive and well, thank you!
No.158903
>>158902
well you're about to get fucked to death!
No.158904
>>158903
Uh, rape!
Back the fuck off?
No.158905
>>158900
My 3DS is charging, I can't wait, it's like christmas!
>tfw red and not the same color as kyoko's
But that can be fixed by installing a new case, which I will do!
No.158907
>>158904
syke!
there was no rape!
just even more rape
No.158909
>>158908
can't rape a raper now, just not on that, nope not at all
No.158910
>>158906
All that money just to lose to me repeatedly in DS3 :^)
>>158908
Sissy faggot.
No.158912
>>158910
whoa thats offensive mika is a beautiful trans* flower
No.158913
>master sends me a pic of him being a degenerate
This is gonna be one of those nights, then.
No.158914
>>158890
Your little wee cant harm anyone
>>158891
No.158915
>>158910
It's not the winning that matters…I'm going to mess you up :^)
>>158913
You love it :D
No.158917
>>158910
Don't you sissy faggot me you sissy faggot!
No.158918
>>158916
Then buy a motorcycle and travel the land
No.158919
>>158914
Who said anything about dicks? Knives are where it's at.
>>158915
Of course I do! I get to bully him for once! Also, hi!
No.158920
No.158921
>>158919
You can try small wee boy but I might have to kill you
No.158923
>>158917
Not smart, cocksleeve.
>>158915
Any idea on what kind of class you're going for? I haven't even considered it, I might just choose on the spot.
No.158924
>>158922
Then sell it for a cycle and go air fishing
No.158925
>>158921
I haven't had any complaints about my dick yet. But then I'm not a sadist anyway, so I wouldn't run about with knives!
No.158927
>>158926
Would you like to say what the picture was, master?
No.158929
>>158925
It was all a meme..hmm I see.
No.158930
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>>158919
Heh, he likes that too :P Hey Skandi <3 How are you?
>>158923
Might just run a knight first run through, sword and shield to learn the layout of the maps etc, then on another run mix it up a bit.
No.158931
>>158929
Memes are important! If you control the memes, you control the people!
No.158933
>>158932
Hey Miles <3 How are you?
No.158934
>>158932
But…?
>>158930
I'm doing pretty well! Both master and I are kinda drunk at this point! You popped up at an odd time, though, having trouble sleeping?
No.158935
>>158928
*Sells you*
>>158930
Knight is the only answer!
>>158931
Controlling the people sounds like a lot of work, can I just have the memes?
No.158936
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>>158934
What you drinking? On the box wine?
I have been finding myself going to bed in the afternoon and getting up around midnight over the past few days, just moving the times later and later to try to get a regular pattern going. I have some mail coming now so I have to ensure I don't sleep while that has to be delivered either
No.158937
>>158935
No, sorry. Either memes and people, or neither.
>>158936
Yup, box wine!
Oh right, well, it's good that you're trying to fix it again, at least.
No.158938
>>158935
Gotta go through with sword and shield, it's tradition :D
No.158939
>>158930
I will now be building my counter character based on this information.
No.158940
>>158937
Well I just broke the meme code and now im controlling the memes. This day was meant to come
>>158938
Indeed
>>158939
Hope you dont go easy mode and use magic :^)
No.158941
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>>158937
Mhm, I moved it from morning to afternoon, It shouldn't be hard to move it to later at night, though I might have to stay awake for a load of hours to eventually fix it.
>>158939
Build it, It matters not :D
>>158940
:)
No.158943
>>158939
>Kyoko revealed what his character will be
Keikaku doori.
>>158940
I knew this day would come! Commandeer the memes and fly them into the sun!
>>158941
Speaking of which, it's nearing 4am here, I should be going to bed soonish, but master suddenly disappeared so I'll wait!
No.158945
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>>158943
I'm sure he won't keep you too long :)
>>158944
No.158946
>>158942
>>158943
Only after I finish this bowl of rice.
>>158944
Yup its magic, im just gonna drop the shield and use this one weapon. Prepare your butt fuckboi!
Night night you lewd pineapples
No.158947
>>158933
I'm doing well. You?
>>158934
But what?
No.158948
>>158946
Does Bit want cummies?
No.158949
>>158944
>>158945
Probably not! Well, he's posting apparently!
>>158946
Goodnight!
>>158947
You don't particularly want to say, but..?
No.158951
>>158949
I'm over here you fruit, prepare to get buttraped.
No.158952
>>158951
Master's banned me from getting fucked by anyone before he does it, so you lose.
No.158953
THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE WTFFFFF
No.158954
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>>158947
I'm grand, not long up, how did the job interview go?
>>158946
Nini <3
>>158949
:D
>>158953
Go for the one on the right :)
No.158955
No.158956
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>>158955
I thought that's what you were doing though, it's overpriced, but you gotta pay those chinese slave labourers wages lol
No.158957
Ah well, master and I are going to bed. Whoever's writing the history books, note that Kyoko got cucked again.
No.158958
>>158952
That's in the real world, not steam.
No.158959
>>158957
Nini Both of you <3
No.158960
>>158957
I'm not a cuck you bratty slut.
No.158961
No.158962
>>158953
The retina Macbook is worthless. If you were going to spend that much just get a 13" rMBP which is the same price with better everything.
>>158954
It went okay I think I hope I get the job, but I have a feeling I won't.
I'm going to bed now, have a good night.
No.158964
File: 1457578812841.jpg (172.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)

I'm trying to 2hu
but I suck at it.
No.158965
>>158962
Goodluck, I hope you do. Have a good night, the both of you <3
>>158964
Practice makes perfect :)
No.158967
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>>158966
Garbage, better off buying a cheap windows laptop as you can do more with it
No.158968
>>158967
i just want something i can use skype and discord and watch anime fam
No.158969
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>>158968
You can buy a window's laptop for the same price or cheaper than a chromebook, check the likes of amazon for warehouse deals etc.
No.158970
>>158968
Buy a used thinkpad.
No.158971
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>>158968
a buddy of mine has a chrome book but tbh that thing is so worthless, he only uses it for netflix and light browsing but really better off getting a cheap laptop that will atleast run better and wont be totally worthless
No.158972
>>158970
do they have webcams?
No.158974
>>158972
A cheap laptop should come with a webcam, how much you willing to spend?
No.158975
>>158974
250-300 tops
im REAL poor
No.158976
No.158977
No.158978
>>158972
I can't say all do, but I assume many of them do. Mine has a webcam.
This is a helpful guide to looking into them if you want to go that route.
http://ktgee.net/post/49423737148/thinkpad-guide#_=_