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No.160449
>>160447
wtf
i have standards
No.160450
>>160449
would you an egoraptor?
No.160451
No.160453
>>160449
Alright whats your standards I'm sure I meet them, that or you have shit taste.
No.160454
>>160451
What about weird makeup and crossdressing phase egoraptor?
>>160452
>
No.160455
>>160453
:v
>>160454
not gonna lie- not bad
No.160456
>>160455
That doesn't tell me anything.
When you are looking for a man to fuck you, what physical traits do you like the most.
No.160457
>>160454
I will click on that in a moment when i have my headset on.
No.160458
>>160455
you know what? I always thought that too.
but I'm not just gonna admit my gay love for Egoraptor. Even though I just did.
No.160459
>>160458
>JonTron will never slap your ass
>>160456
I would say ask beep boop but iunno
No.160462
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>>160459
beep boop? I feel like I've talked to him but its been a long time, just ask hailey what I look like cause I'm too lazy to upload an image of me ATM unless I have one let me check.
Yeah the one I use to post.
No.160463
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>>160459
It could happen.
Follow your dreams.
Or I can do my best Jontron impression and do it myself.
>>160460
Yeah that's a dessert.
No.160464
>>160461
jealous.
>>160462
too fem –
iunno
>>160463
ill follow them
No.160465
>>160462
You're a man?
Really?
No.160466
>>160465
Fuck you I'm the most man, I think at the time according to hailey my dick is the 2nd biggest after kyokos.
That image I look more feminine but I'm too lazy to take new images.
No.160467
>>160466
I mean
you look like a bitch
No offense.
No.160468
>>160462
What a lovely face.
No.160469
This isn't video games at all.
No.160470
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>>160467
It's all good, I'm still older and not a sub slut like you.
No.160471
>>160470
whatever man
ya look like you skipped puberty, and I bet you're only 60 pounds when you're wet and wearing boots.
No.160472
>>160471
I fucking wish I was, I weigh way more than I like and I'm 5'11.
Here is a recent picture of me though, last picture is probably half a year old.
No.160473
>>160472
Fuck hit do not bump instead of spoiler images
No.160474
>>160472
I'm sticking to my guns
you might look good in a dress.
No.160476
>>160472
>>160470
Man, you look like an autisticreep.
No.160477
>>160474
Long hair does not equate to good in a dress you fucking whore.
No.160478
>>160476
I try to, I wish I had autism then the government would give me money.
No.160479
>>160477
LOOK AT YOUR FACE
No.160480
>>160479
Yeah I don't see it, I don't look masculine to any degree but I also have 0 femininity about me.
No.160481
>>160480
oh wait
I know what it is
great complexion
No.160483
oh, I almost forgot.
No homo Tomo
>>160482
I went to do my rub some more shit off my vidya to-do list
No.160484
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
LOLOLOLOL
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
LMAO
No.160486
No.160487
Wait until I draw your suicide note in your own blood, you bunny fucking bitch. I'm coming over and I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking family
No.160488
The true best boy is now awake
No.160490
No.160491
No.160493
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>>160488
That's true, I've just woken up :D
Hello Everyone <3
No.160495
>>160493
nobody likes a fraud
No.160496
>>160491
right now man
im feelign weird
No.160497
>>160495
Exactly, why declare yourself best when you know it's not true lol :D
No.160498
No.160499
>>160496
like what
something wrong?
>>160497
because I AM best boy
No.160501
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>>160499
Nobody likes a big head, well depending on the situation
No.160503
>>160500
Hey C <3 how's you?
No.160504
>>160501
should I be confident or not?
you're confusing me
No.160505
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160503
I'm fine at the moment. Just having a day off and such. And i'm watching Drunken Peasants.
No.160506
>>160504
Quiet confidence is a far more attractive quality to me
>>160505
A day to recharge the batteries <3 How you finding it so far?
No.160507
>>160506
Well good so far. Though its just starting.
No.160508
>>160506
okay staying quiet then
No.160509
>>160499
yes
im feeling a bleb
No.160510
IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST
No.160512
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>>160507
Hope you have a good day in store, you've been working hard <3
>>160508
heh, how are you today Tak?
>>160510
You feeling any better today Burt?
No.160513
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160510
THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
No.160516
No.160517
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>>160515
…I'm not a fighter
No.160518
>>160512
fucking bent
walking is hard
>>160516
Can I help with anything?
No.160520
>>160514
Hey Bit <3
>>160516
Most people have them, you ok ghostie?
>>160518
Oh? what's up?
>>160519
<3
No.160521
>>160512
Was I feeling bad? I dont remember
>>160513
thank you
>>160514
>didn't watch that one anime like you said we would
you're the nerd
No.160522
>>160517
Assault me with a wave of passion.
No.160523
>>160520
me
over the rainbow
No.160524
No.160525
>>160521
You seemed a little down I think, I hope you are feeling better anyhow
>>160523
Doing anything this weekend?
No.160526
>>160515
I've deleted the Vocaroo now, you bully.
No.160527
>>160520
Ello
>>160521
Sorry, got sad and went to sleep
>>160522
Show me how..
No.160528
>>160524
I can keep a secret.
>>160525
nope no plans yet
you?
No.160529
>>160525
how so?
>>160527
Its alright Bit dont worry
No.160530
>>160528
its fine
i dont really want anything to do be done
No.160531
>>160530
fair enough
don't forget though
here for you
No.160532
>>160528
Nothing other than wait on mail, I'm sure something will turn up, just going out soon to do some shopping.
>>160529
It just seemed that way, no matter. Anything planned for the next few days?
No.160533
>>160532
Tell me why it seemed that way!
no dont think so
No.160534
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>>160529
We can today I promise
No.160535
No.160536
Board, board never changes.
No.160537
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No.160538
>>160527
Sit on my lap and watch me play Monster Hunter.
No.160539
>>160534
Good lets not forget
No.160540
>>160538
..I could sit beside you :D
>>160539
Remind me if you gotta
No.160541
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>>160533
It was just a general feeling, maybe I read too much into it. If that wasn't the case, no worries,
No.160542
I am awake again, my sleep has been on and off.
I <3 you alcohol
>>160540
Let me sit in your lap and watch anime since you are taller than me.
>>160541
You sleep well slut?
No.160543
>>160540
I shall
>>160541
WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT I DONT!
if you mean me saying that no one wanted me thats just a joke i do
No.160544
No.160545
>>160540
It's cold here so sit right next to me and lean your head on my shoulder
No.160546
>>160542
I slept ok, not long up, getting dressed to go out. How's you?
>>160543
No it wasn't that, don't worry about it, as long as your ok :)
No.160547
>>160542
You're on probation for 3000 years
>>160543
You better!
>>160544
…..
>>160545
Fine, it's a simple request
No.160548
>>160547
How come kyoko is so thirsty for you ?
No.160549
>>160546
Going out thats crazy talk.
I think I'm gonna go get wood and star tthe fire at the fireplace and post from the phone while being cozy.
>>160547
You know I'm not good at following those orders, as long as the cops don't see I'm pretty sure its legal.
No.160550
>>160546
what was I doing tell me! people seem to think I am sad all the time and i need to know why so i can hide it
>>160547
Dont you worry I will
No.160551
>>160547
I'll hand you the 3DS once in a while and watch you play. We can beat the game together while being super comfy.
No.160552
See you all later <3
>>160549
I need to get some food, that sounds nice and comfy, I'll be back in a while :)
>>160550
I'll talk later Burt, don't worry. I just have a way of picking up on things, though sometimes I can be wrong.
No.160553
>>160552
I am always happy all the time forever
see ya
No.160554
>>160548
Bakay!
>>160549
You would have that thing on your ankle!
>>160550
You cant hide it! and good
>>160551
Does everyone have a 3ds now? I never played MH so I wont be very good
>>160552
Cya!
No.160555
>>160552
See you later birdie, I should make food stuff now as well.
I'll bully you when you get back. Unless I'm asleep again.
>>160554
That thing? The tattoo of your name on it!
It's just called an ankle monitor hun and I'd just cut it off or more likely I'd set off an electrical discharge on it breaking it.
No.160556
>>160555
I know what it's called! I'm still tired! I will get the cops to track you down!
No.160557
>>160556
Oh my, can you dress as a cop officer for me bit? I love a man in uniform~
No.160558
>>160554
why cant i hide it?
No.160559
>>160557
Women in uniform are better
No.160561
>>160557
This bat is coming for you
>>160558
I can't say anything so do what you wish!
No.160562
The Chosen Undead is my waifu
No.160563
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>>160559
They are pretty good but I slutty my waifus in santa outfits.
>>160561
Oh a gift from bit? I'll gladly accept it since it will be a bit bat.
No.160564
>>160561
Im gonna hide my emotions in a cardboard box
>>160563
Well I still think Uniforms>santa outfit
No.160565
>>160563
Not a gift because I will be using it
>>160564
What if it rains?
No.160566
>>160554
I just started playing and feel excited. I know I'm going to have a lot of fun with this because it started out on a good note and I've always wanted to play a MH game. You don't have to worry about being good though, you'll learn all you need from watching me and me helping you.
No.160567
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>>160564
Well I think you are subjectively wrong.
>>160565
Oh you are even coming to meet me in person, I'll take the opportunity to hug you then.
No.160568
>>160565
is that a metaphor for when I get drunk?
>>160567
Nope I am never wrong
No.160569
>>160566
We should play the online one once a English patch is out for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Vn1-l5If8
I think it would be fun for a bit. Ok sounds fun I wont mind watching
>>160567
Im swinging!
>>160568
It can be if you want
No.160570
>>160568
Remember that one time you were wrong though? That was a pretty big fuck up.
I will admit I love women with ties though.
>>160569
Take chances, make mistakes, sometimes accidentally get hit by a baseball bat.
You at least hold me in your arms while I'm bleeding out to the head injury?
No.160571
>>160569
I like that metaphor
>>160570
Literally never happened
No.160572
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>>160570
I shall call the ambulance for you and say you walked into a pole
>>160571
Are you gonna copyright it?
No.160573
>>160571
Well we already confirmed you were a figment of my imagination so therefor I can control what you do and I made you be wrong once.
>>160572
How fast was I walked to cause that sort of injury, in addition if you are swinging a bad ther eis almost no angle where it'd look like I'm walking into a poll.
No.160574
No.160575
>>160573
You're knocked out, and can't remember anything. What bat?
No.160576
>>160572
Nope I am not i didnt come up with it you did
>>160573
That was a lie Im as real as Santa and Baba Yaga
No.160577
>>160575
I think I'd see the giant bruise and the police might question how I got said bruise at the weird angle.
Oh-oh are you wanting me to have memory issues so we can be like 50 first dates starring adam sandler ?
>>160576
Someone who lies isn't always correct then.
No.160578
Isla - Today at 3:21 AM
got out of shower
realized i forgot to shave left thigh
got back in shower
did that then got out again and i realized i forgot to condition my hair
so i had to go in and do that
and like
for fucks sake
im retarded
No.160579
>>160577
Its not really a lie
Im not real
No.160580
>>160576
Nope you!
>>160577
You got a bruise? Hope you're ok. You should really watch out for them weird poles.
That would be horrible having that kind of memory issue lol
>>160578
You should stay in the shower alll day
No.160581
>>160580
its so boring tho
No.160582
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>>160580
Yet you didn't decline it being your true intent! I knew it all along, you sly bastard.
>>160579
See you aren't even sure yourself if you are or aren't real. This is why I will never let you sleep forever.
No.160583
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>>160580
I copyrighted it under your name
>>160582
| know what I am
I am real in the way that Gods are real
if you believe in me I am real
No.160585
No.160586
>>160584
yes
but get off of my avatar
or not
w/e
i should just go back to 2011 /a/
No.160588
>>160581
Well until you figure out what you wanna do!
>>160582
No idea what you're talking about :^)
>>160583
You can't do that im calling the cops
No.160591
>>160585
>>160589
Okay, to bad im not a pathetic nerd who needs to blog.
>>160587
hi sweetie
No.160592
>>160588
oh shit
>>160591
today gropy made me sad with insults
No.160593
>>160588
You just want to bully me every week so I'll forget each time you bullied me!
>>160583
That sounds hard ot be you, have oyu tried not being that?
No.160594
>>160569
I've been waiting for news of this game getting a NA release but an english patch is almost as good. I'm going to look into it later and see if we can get playing.
I'm gonna go take a nap, later Bit.
No.160596
No.160597
>>160593
Im trying to get people to not believe in me so I can cease to exist and not be it anymore
No.160598
>>160590
You must live!
>>160592
Im calling the fbi on yo bitch ass!
>>160593
Im no bully
>>160594
Ok cool can't wait :D Sleep well and cya later
No.160599
>>160592
But youre not the type that blogs
>>160595
What are you up to, dear?
No.160600
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No.160601
>>160598
STOP!
>>160599
oh yeah my bad
No.160602
>>160598
just kill me already
No.160603
>>160599
going fuckin nuts
No.160604
>>160598
Bit real talk
Man-o-Oh-Man-o
You are the biggest bully I've ever met.
>>160597
You just said I was free to believe in you though, doesn't that mean you want to be believed in despite what you are saying?
No.160605
>>160601
Youre still a fag tho
>>160603
How come? Whats up?
No.160606
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>>160599
what's an example of blogging so I know how not to do it
I want the quality quality
>>160600
hi pizza boy
did you get a lot of sakurakos?
No.160607
>>160600
Morn
>>160601
I cant, you better be ready
>>160602
Why?
>>160604
Lying is bad
No.160608
>>160604
I simply say "if" not that you should believe in me
>>160605
woah! no need to be mean
>>160607
Im going out in a blaze of glory
John Marston style
No.160609
>>160607
my body feels like death
and i also just heard this song which doesnt make it any better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQo3462ZG60
No.160610
>>160606
not as many as i expected just like 30
>>160607
yo
No.160611
>>160607
Good thing I'm not lying then isn't it?
>>160608
I can't understand hard concepts so that means you want me to believe in you.
>>160606
Morning brat.
No.160612
>>160611
Simply put I want everyone to not believe in me
No.160613
>>160608
>>160609
Maybe you should take a bath, if I wasn't tired I would now
>>160611
You are lying
No.160614
>>160606
Are you asking me to blog?
>>160608
Why not?
No.160615
>>160612
So therefore I should believe in you, got it.
>>160613
I'm not lying you are lying about me lying. I am truth.
No.160616
>>160605
nothing bad
but I am FUCKED UP
No.160617
>>160615
That made me laugh
No.160618
>>160613
You called the fbi on me you cant be sad
>>160614
I prefer nice gropy
>>160615
Do you not know how to read?
No.160619
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160617
So Bit you celebrating march 14th with me?
No.160620
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>>160610
30 is pretty good though, especially if they're good
>>160611
what if it's not morning
how do you know what timezone i'm in
>>160614
ooh I didn't think of that
just as a demonstration
No.160621
>>160616
I still dont understand… Help
>>160618
Have I ever been nice?
>>160620
A-are you really that interested in me ?!
No.160622
>>160613
i just took a shower
ugh
idk
kill me
No.160623
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>>160618
It was just a prank bro
>>160619
You can dream
>>160622
But a bath you can relax!
No.160624
>>160620
Well I know where you live roughly, so I know you are one of two time zones.
Still morning is whenever you wake up, actual time doesn't matter.
>>160623
I guess you don't want me to make you steak, I was gonna make that good t-bone.
No.160625
>killing the pursuer alone with no weapons
No.160626
>>160619
Seems like a good holiday
>>160621
Yes actually
>>160623
oh, well im not gonna die then
No.160627
>>160620
yeah they're good but i expected like 50 or so
good pic anyway
No.160628
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>>160621
yeah yeah
I wanna know the gropy
>>160624
that's stupid
if I wake up at 10PM I don't say good morning I just say I woke up
No.160629
>>160624
It's only one steak, I will live.
>>160626
Good
No.160630
>>160626
Its a good holiday too bad it requires having a partner for it to work.
>>160628
Well its your morning though isn't it? Since morning is a poor concept in the first place since technically its always morning somewhere in the world. When you work a night time job the concept makes a lot more sense though.
>>160629
I'll up the offer to two steaks and rice.
No.160631
>>160626
oh shit sorry, that wasnt on purpose
>>160628
Knowing about something as great as me would only make you self conscious
No.160633
No.160634
>>160629
good
>>160630
yeah to bad ill never celebrate it
>>160631
oh… im sad now
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No.160638
>>160632
You said you wouldn't want old or bad rice, I'll make it for you on the spot. We both know my cooking is better than yours anyways.
>>160634
Neither will I it's okay, we can be depressed together.
No.160639
>>160630
no east coast is the only place that matters
everywhere else just pretends they're important by making up a timezone
>>160631
It can't hurt if I'm already self conscious though
No.160641
>>160639
I thought you were in central america? I must have had faulty information then
No.160642
>>160635
lol
>>160638
time to off ourselves
No.160643
No.160644
>>160638
Then just send the steak!
No.160645
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>>160641
who gave you the info so we can beat them up
I've never once claimed anything other than NC
>>160643
excuse me ma'am
I'm not a tomo homo
No.160646
>>160644
You won't cook it right, just come here or I'll send myself with the steak to cook it for you.
>>160643
You'd ship me with everything.
>>160642
Naw, we gotta have faith it might happen one day.
>>160645
A person who doesn't know how the states work too well apparently. Don't worry about it. I'll just beat you up instead.
No.160649
>>160646
I refuse, I will now starve myself to death now
No.160650
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>>160646
you couldn't beat me up you don't look that strong
No.160651
>>160646
faith? I got none of that
so lets get this over with so heres what we will do
I will shoot you then you shoot me
simple
No.160652
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No.160653
No.160654
>>160650
Stronger than you nerd, you'd be a like a metapod with the only move you know is harden.
>>160651
I don't think I can shoot you hun if you shoot me.
>>160649
Well I will send you the steak then. good thing I'm right behind it and those steaks had roofies in them
No.160656
>>160655
I think you are a liar.
>>160653
Bit calm down.
No.160657
good morning everyone <3
my bf forced me to get off of bed and im sleepy :I
anyways i hope everyone has a wonderful day full of sunshine and cute singing birds
No.160660
>>160654
I knew it!
>>160655
I trusted you…
>>160656
Shut up that wasn't me!
>>160657
Morning
No.160661
>>160654
I meant at the same time
so lets hurry up and do this I just hope it gets me into vahalla
No.160662
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>>160654
that was dumb don't say that it's dumb please stop
how do you know you're stronger than me
No.160663
>>160656
thats not bit
its me
except i forgot my trip
No.160664
>>160656
>>160660
Blame the people trying to fuck each other when I'm trying to predict the future.
No.160666
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160662
I think your entire first line was dumb.
Still I just know trust me hun, come fight me I'll prove it.
>>160663
>>160660
Bit please, I know its you.
>>160664
I don't think anyone is trying to fuck each other at the moment.
>>160660
And you will still eat the steak, fu fu fu, I win again!
>>160661
Possibly, though I think you need a proper fight. Have you seen this before Burt?
>>160659
Awww I always knew you liked me Gropy.
No.160668
>>160660
hey bit being bullied so early in the morning already?
No.160669
>>160666
I have
and fine we shall fight to the death then
No.160670
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>>160666
But I never said I would, nice try nerd. You wish I said that.
>>160668
He wish he could bully me! How are you?
No.160671
>>160670
im really nice! forced to wake up a bit early but i woke up with a smile
hows you?
No.160672
>>160665
It's okay itty Bitty, I'll get it next time.
>>160666
They ALWAYS are.
No.160673
>>160669
Watch me lose and go to valhalla and then you will never find someone else to fight and go to hellheim instead.
>>160670
Nothing a bit of clown tricks can't pull off.
So what show are we watchign today bit?
>>160667
Well its bit or brat and I'm gonna assume its both of you.
No.160674
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>>160666
no ur dumb
have you ever been in a fight
No.160675
>>160673
cum down my throat fag
No.160676
>>160674
I actually haven't I'm a huge pacifist. I was punched once because a bitch lied and thats it.
>>160675
You probably aren't cute though so don't feel like it. Post your name then I will.
No.160677
>>160673
That or I die and someone puts a cross on my grave and I go to heaven
knowing my luck and life one of those will happen and Ill be miserable for all eternity
No.160678
No.160679
>>160676
exactly
I could probably fight you then
I think
No.160680
No.160681
>>160677
I've said for years and have it written in my will that I want a viking burial. I want a ship to be pushed out to sea with my body on it then the ship to be lit aflame.
Probably far cheaper as well than a stupid funeral.
>>160679
Have you been in fights? I have a high pain tolerance but other than that in terms of technique you could win. Especially if you hit my gimp arm.
>>160680
Oh okay come to so cal then I'll smash.
Cept for the fact I have 0 clue of the legal age in cali and almost 0 interest in lewding people.
No.160682
>>160671
Doing ok, gotta get something done today but it wont be that bad I think
>>160672
No bitty here, just bit!
>>160673
>we
I doubt im watching anything today but I will probably play dark souls or something
No.160683
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No.160684
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No.160685
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>>160681
nah I've never been in a fight or even thrown a punch
No.160686
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>>160682
Alright you can watch whatever show I force brat to watch later, I still have no idea what that is though.
>>160684
Welcome back hun, you get coffee?
No.160687
No.160688
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>>160686
Aye, braved the weather to get some food, just had a quick shower, so feeling like relaxing now :D
No.160689
>>160688
magi<3
how are you?
No.160690
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>>160685
Then I'll most likely win just cause I'm sure I can endure pain far better than you.
Unless you magically weigh a ton more than me and can just squish me, then I might not be able to.
Makes me really want to be in a serious fight one day just so i can say I have been.
>>160688
Aw is the weather bad out there right now?
>>160687
I don't understand you kids and your memes.
No.160691
>>160681
Pronbably wont be allowed to happen
Im just gonna take advantage of my free burial and be buried in Arlington luckily the VA has approved Mjolnir on the headstones
No.160692
>>160688
what's the weather like there right now?
>>160690
how much do you weigh
I don't wanna be in a fight they sound scary
No.160694
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>>160689
I'm grand after doing some shopping, now waiting patiently on my mail arriving
How are you?
>>160690
It's a bit milder just a bit wet, but I'm grand now in my robe after a nice warm shower
How are you?
>>160692
Wet and a little bit blowy, though not overly bad. It's actually supposed to be a bit milder over the next few days so it's starting to turn
No.160695
>>160683
>>160684
Ello
>>160686
To many to watch, no need to add on to da list
No.160696
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>>160694
im good
akari forced me out of bed too early >.<
but overall i woke up with a smile on my face
No.160697
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>>160691
It will be allowed, your body is your own, no one owns the deep sea so no one can stop it from happening.
>>160692
160lbs, you?
>>160694
I'm always good, my toes are cold. I took a shower too and didn't even think about putting my robe on. I should have.
>>160695
All the more reason for us to work on a show today. Did you ever get to working on that one show that you watched season 2 but never season 1 of?
No.160698
No.160699
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>>160694
is it cold? I like wet and windy, but if it's cold that's horrible. Good that it's turning though
>>160697
120Ibs
No.160700
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>>160695
Hey Bit <3 How are you?
>>160696
I bet you did :D Any plans for the rest of your day?
>>160697
Well the robes the only thing I have, I can't go to the door bollock naked lmao
I'm warm blooded never have a problem with cold feet or hands
No.160702
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>>160700
not really, its friday right?
maybe just vidya and basically it
No.160703
as long as it doesn't happen in US waters so you gotta go far out in the ocean
No.160704
*loudly eating chips on skype*
I'm such a cunt
No.160705
>>160700
I always have super cold hands and feet no matter what, my female roommate use to think it was super weird.
>>160703
Thats the plan, I will have my death/burial the way I want.
>>160699
Then yeah I should win just on weight class alone.
>>160698
You are like 13 year sold though, how don't you know?
No.160706
>>160702
I'm sure something will turn up :)
>>160703
That timing in that is a work of art :D
No.160707
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>>160705
what if I like
kicked you or something
No.160708
>>160705
Theres a trick you can do to help that, put your hands or feet into cold water your body will regulate the heat to them faster, thus warming them up
No.160709
>>160705
im older than that
No.160710
>>160705
I kinda hope people get lazy and just throw my body in some ditch or something then some animal eats my carcass and gains my power
>>160706
I want to meet the guy who made it
No.160711
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>>160703
not using the superior version of the song
>>160706
yeah there is always something to do
No.160714
>>160707
How tall are you? Unless you can reach to my crotch I really don't think it'd be too big of a problem, my legs are my strong part of my body sense I bike everyday and jog occasionally. My arms are whats weak, well my entire upper half.
>>160708
Sounds weird and like effort, plus when playing games I can't have the time to get my hands wet.
I use to and sometimes still do put my feet in an epson salt bath while playing games cause the hot water is nice and healthy.
>>160709
14 my bad.
You are 17 I know
>>160710
Your powers? Animals aren't smart enough to think you are real so therefore they can't eat your incorporeal body.
No.160715
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>>160710
kek, you are a webm master <3
>>160711
Something usually tends to turn up
No.160716
No.160717
>>160697
Oh no, I stopped around episode 5
>>160700
*Slaps wing*
>>160701
No.160718
>>160713
ok you got me there
>>160715
<3
No.160720
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>>160714
damn why do you bike everyday
like 5'7"
I don't think any of me is strong
No.160721
>>160714
as long as some people think im real i will exist
the animals dont have to believe
>>160714
No im not
>>160718
yes i did
No.160722
>>160717
Thats a big sword.
No.160723
>>160714
You just need to do it at a sink or in the shower/bath. Next time you have a problem with it you should try it, I guarantee it will work :P
>>160717
*slaps hand*
>>160718
<3
>>160719
We do :D how are things with you Tokai?
No.160724
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>>160717
So around same episode I am, what is that show called since I honestly can't remember. It started with an G right?
Still thats the plan we can go watch that.
>>160720
Cause I enjoy biking, until literally last week I couldn't drive so I rode my bike everywhere, even now I ride my bike every night cause I love the night breeze and the quiet empty desert.
>>160721
Then we just gotta make all of them forget about you.
>>160716
jeesh?
No.160725
>>160719
Im only 15 though you want to ban me?
No.160726
>>160724
that's really cool
put me in a basket or behind you and let me fall asleep while you ride around in the night
No.160727
>>160725
ouch that poor bike ;_;
No.160728
>>160724
what kind of bike do you have?
this one is mine
i had a nice road bike but niggers stole it
No.160729
>>160723
Just playing some eu4, lunching chips and stuff.
bretty gud
>>160725
yes!
No.160730
>>160724
it will happen soon and the world will be good again
>>160727
The bike was okay dont worry
No.160731
>>160729
Im mature for being 16 and a half though though
No.160732
>>160726
Seems like a solid plan, I'll make sure to wrap you up in a blanket while I travel with no destination. One day I'd love to do a bike trip across america, it's on my bucket list for sure.
>>160723
That sounds hard, come do it for me.
>>160728
Bike I have now roughly, not quite as fancy obviously.
I'd love a road racer sometime soonTM and probably will get one once I decide if I'm staying in cali or kentucky.
>>160730
I don't think thats how the world works hun.
No.160733
U U U U
>>160723
RuDe
>>160724
Genshiken and stop making my plans!
No.160734
No.160735
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>>160732
Forgot image of bike
>>160733
Aw okay I won't make your plans.
So I'll be ready in one hour I hope you are.
No.160736
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>>160732
It's not that hard lol
>>160733
*slaps* :P
No.160737
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why is candy so good
specifically slightly chilled chocolate
>>160732
I'd be too scared of getting hit or into danger to do that
also I'm lazy and wouldn't ride a bike anyway
No.160738
>>160732
Yes it is
once I cease to exist all the worlds problems will be solved
No.160739
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>>160732
i just had a denali road bike pretty much babies first road bike but ahh i loved it it was yellow and super cute and worked great
now i got some shitty ten speed i got for 70 dollars ;_;
>>160735
ahh i only ride a road bike tbh i detest fixies and mountain bikes
No.160740
>>160737
It's okay I'll get you to be confident, just look at bit he went from a shy guy to a regular randy savage just by being near me long enough.
>>160736
It is when you are my levels of lazy.
>>160738
So magically I'll have a date for steak and blowjob day once you cease to exist?
>>160739
Why is that? they are so good at what they do. What I rode the most since I lived in the mountains a lot and in kentucky so lots of forest paths to go on.
>>160737
Brat were you the one who watch yowa pedal or no? I want to watch that today now again.
No.160743
>>160740
clunky heavy and ugly imo
No.160744
>>160740
yes
>>160741
I might be 13 but please let me stay
No.160745
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>>160740
I'm more laid back, but I feel you lol
No.160746
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>>160740
confident in what
exercise is dumb unless you're some highschooler and have boys to motivate you
>>160740
you told me I should watch it the other fay because I was talking about how fags make me sad in media
No.160747
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>>160735
Got things to do so probably not lol
>>160736
No.160748
>>160746
Aw okay, yeah thats what we are doing today brat. We are watching yowamushi pedal so we can watch cute boys ride bicycles.
I'll download the first season here in a few minutes.
>>160745
She doesn't have panties on but has stockings, what kind of crazy world does she live in.
>>160744
Alright we gotta take you out then burt.
>>160743
Just like your mum!
OHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh snap.
I'm sorry
No.160749
No.160750
>>160747
You useless whore, alright tomorrow we will watch it. Though I am for sure getting the division today so I'm not sure when I'll have free time.
>>160749
J-jeesh kouhai, I didn't know you were so tsundere.
No.160752
>>160748
finally my long awaited dream will come true
goodbye world
No.160753
>>160750
i just like to cut people in a sexual manner.
No.160754
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>>160748
when
yesterday I started rewatching Stardust Crusaders in preperation for Diamond is Unbreakable so that's what I've been doing
preferably I'd do it in a few hours after a nap so I can marathon it
No.160755
>>160750
I dont remember me saying I would watch anything you dum dum!
No.160757
erotic mutilation
yo where do I sign
No.160758
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>>160747
:S
>>160748
Maybe she like's a good airing lol
No.160762
>>160755
Really pretty sure you did just now. You like her Tomo lets go watch a show like good ol times and I was like sure.
>>160754
Alright then I'll download the series and we will marathon a lot of it. The series is actually pretty long at around 50+ episodes season 1 I think is 24.
I'll have to remember a few things but it will work out just fine.
>>160753
That makes no sense, did I ever imply I liked cutting people?
I like bondage a lot though and tying people up.
>>160752
Good night sweet prince.
>>160758
What a lewd, she gonna get all dried up or something! I don't know how female parts work.
No.160764
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>>160762
yeah but when
when
Don't you usually sleep in the afternoon and wake up later when I'm going to bed
I'd marathon some of it cozily around then if you wanted
No.160765
>>160762
The world would be better off without Burts
No.160767
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>>160762
it's actually quite satisfying having nothing on only a pair of stockings/thigh highs
No.160768
>>160765
but burt you got the dankest webms ever!
No.160769
>>160764
I just woke up though I could use a nap, so basically any time today I'm free, what time works best for you?
>>160765
Less burts and more of whatever my real name is.
No.160771
No.160773
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160772
*slaps a smile on your face :D*
No.160775
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>>160762
ooh
have you ever done bondage things
I want somebody who's good at tying a lot of ropes to tie me up and use me
>>160769
I like around my bedtime when i'm sleepy and relaxed
it was fun watching anime in an overly warm bed for around 7 hours again yesterday
No.160776
>>160768
Webms were a mistake
>>160769
Its frank
No.160777
a webm to surpass metal gear?
No.160780
>>160767
Well thats us being the manly men we are, especially when you add the fact I'm an exhibitionist to it.
>>160772
UH HUH!
>>160771
You like what, being tied up or being cut?
>>160775
Once, I'll have to practice more but have never been in the situation to do it. I'll make sure to use you as my practice dummy.
Alright what time is your bed time then? That way we can do some maths and make it work.
>>160776
What hell no, frank is a stupid name.
No.160784
>>160780
both - but blood stuff more
No.160785
>>160777
>>160778
Let it go
>>160780
Shut up frank if you dont like your name change it
No.160789
>>160784
Oh did you change your name from isla to blood?
>>160785
But its not, I think Bit knows my real name, not sure if anyone else does though.
>>160787
Armpit a shit!
No.160790
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>>160780
I usually go to sleep in around 16-20 hours but I could stay up longer if we were watching something
No.160791
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>>160780
Of course, us manly men know how to enjoy the pleasures of life :)
>>160781
*Makes you a cup of tea*
No.160793
>>160789
we are so differently the same
No.160794
>>160789
Its frank stop lying
No.160796
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>>160790
Alright so roughly 9pm my time, it's a date then. We will go watch the show and have fun times and I'll tell my friends to fuck off.
>>160792
Yessssssssssss.
Thighs are best flesh part.
>>160791
Yes we enjoy coffee and thighs.
>>160793
I'm not smart enough to understand what that means.
>>160794
Ask Bit then! It's not frank at all it's 4 letters or legally its 7.
No.160797
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so wait what's the reason behind splitting up the threads opposed to having big ones
No.160798
No.160799
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>>160796
don't watch something with me if you wanna hang out with your friends, I'm not going anywhere
No.160800
>>160796
Bit just told me its frank
No.160802
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>>160799
Naw it's not that, we just started a new civilization game is all, we talk on skype literally every night we can take a break. Plus they don't watch anime so it's better to switch it up.
>>160800
No he didn't, and I just said its 4 letters at least thats the name he'd know.
No.160805
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>>160802
oh ok
just do what you wanna do though I'll understand either way
No.160806
>>160802
Its frank stop lying I know it is
No.160807
>>160805
I wanna do you *winky face*
No but yeah we gonna watch chinese cartoons tonight. It's confirmed.
>>160806
My name is as much frank as your name is Gordon.
No.160808
>>160804
>stay free nigga
I will but arent you always trying to sell me?
No.160809
>>160796
no armpits and feet are
No.160810
>>160809
f-feets are better ><
No.160811
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>>160807
that was gay homo
don't do that
No.160812
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>>160809
Its thighs and butts.
Unless they are a woman then you add tits to it as well.
>>160811
Aw well I'l say no homo afterwards so its all in the clear.
No.160813
>>160807
My name is 11 letters long its not Gordon but still you are Frank I know this
No.160817
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>>160812
you're an unclean buttslut you can't say no homo gayboi
>>160813
11 letters is long. Is it a pretty name?
No.160819
>>160810
nein
>>160812
>licking women
i only like handsome men sorry
No.160820
>>160817
You aren't clean you stuck your dick in a girl!
>>160819
>liking only handsome men
I like anything that is good looking, I don't discriminate.
No.160821
>>160817
>>160817
It is long not counting weird foreign names of course cause those go on for years
Pretty? I don't know, doubt it.
>>160818
I shall thank you
No.160822
>tfw you wake up to vaporwave
is it time to kill myself yet?
No.160826
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>>160820
ew gross no I didn't don't make things up
No.160827
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>>160824
Nice beat. I think i'll share some too.
No.160828